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How Calvin Klein's Obsession Is Helping Big Cat Conservation

StartsWithABang writes: It's no secret that cats of all sizes rub their mouths and faces on many surfaces they come in contact with, both to deposit and pick up scents. But a combination of ingredients in an unusual source — Calvin Klein's Obsession for men — seems to be irresistible to tigers, cheetahs, jaguars and more. The civetone and vanilla, in particular, not only drive captive animals wild, but have been used with great effectiveness in taking a census of and tracking jaguars in protected forests.

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  1. Obsession by encyclo · · Score: 5, Funny

    BEWARE: Obsession: Attracts Cougars.

    1. Re:Obsession by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      LOL! For the love of FSM, somebody mod this up.

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    2. Re:Obsession by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      +1 self-writing joke.
      You beat me to it fair and square.

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    3. Re:Obsession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I adore puns too much to object on the basis of the sexism, so offer a solution to the latter: I hereby declare "cougar" equally applicable to predatory older males pursuing far-younger females.

      (society reels!)

    4. Re:Obsession by trabby · · Score: 1

      Isn't that a "lone wolf" or a "grey fox".

      Perhaps just a "sly old dog"?

    5. Re:Obsession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the video said obsession isn't the best performing in the wild. They decline to say which one in case poachers try to exploit it.

    6. Re:Obsession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that a "lone wolf" or a "grey fox". Perhaps just a "sly old dog"?

      No it is 'dirty ol' man' in the real world. Especially if it is 50-80 year old men lusting after 18-30 year old divas. Cougars that score young men are lauded, DOMs that think they are scoring with young gold diggers are ridiculed, even though there can be a daddy fixation involved. By and large it is usually a simple sugar daddy situation when it comes to older men with younger women. That is just the way of the world. I just wonder what happens to the poor house cats of people that wear the shit! They must get their fur in a knot to say the least because civetone is one of their primary turn ons.

      I will have to try some out on our cats and see what happens. Mix a little cat nip into the equation and watch the sparks fly. Would that ever be I weird! I have never had a cat hump my leg like a dog but it would be interesting to see how they react to Kalvin Kline's little concoction.

    7. Re:Obsession by davester666 · · Score: 1

      I believe currently, the term is "creepy old guy" unless they have a network of over 8 figures.

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    8. Re:Obsession by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      BEWARE: Obsession: Attracts Cougars.

      Is that Obsession, Tiger?

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    9. Re:Obsession by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      You mean their own class A network ... or maybe do you mean "net worth"?

      "Network" here seems like it's out of place.

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    10. Re:Obsession by davester666 · · Score: 1

      stupid autocorrect. yeah, "net worth"

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    11. Re:Obsession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am totally okay with this.

  2. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I wondered why I kept getting these as gifts by people who also invite me to go to the zoo...

    1. Re:Hmm by tomhath · · Score: 1

      "When I was a kid I got no respect. My old man took me to the zoo. He told me to go over to the leopard and play connect the dots. " - Rodney Dangerfield

    2. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I miss him. Seriously. Great comedian, he was just funny and wanted the world to laugh. Great guy! May he be in Heaven... telling everyone he gets no respect! :-)

  3. Ha! by rebelwarlock · · Score: 4, Funny

    So it really does help you get pussy! I'll see myself out now.

  4. Sadly... by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is no chance this will be abused by those human hunters interested in bagging a large cat.

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    1. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 already, PETA is strong in this thread. GG.

    2. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that how this works? Someone (OP) says something you disagree with regarding treatment of animals, and no matter what it is, the speaker is automatically a PETA-apologist?

    3. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would all be solved if big game hunters switched to paintball guns and chased PETA advocates around all day. PETA members willingly pose and display themselves, so hunters could take a photo with their catch without causing harm.

      Listening to either side is like enduring a debate between angry atheists and Bible bashers, or objectivists and communists - it's an annoying mindfuck to listen to opposing extremes being so equally full of shit. A little thought reminds me that any attempt to apply pure ideology shits things up, so thank goodness for grow-ups with a sense of balance.

    4. Re:Sadly... by argStyopa · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was going to say that we should keep it quiet, and offer a free Obsession for Men bath and body kit to anyone going big-cat hunting. You know, to even the odds a bit.

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    5. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The New Political Correctness, i.e. what you have to say in order not to get slammed: the opposite of what used to be politically correct.

    6. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google "Hunting for Bambi" and you will find that something similar was done years ago near Las Vegas. Be aware that if you find pictures or video online, they will be NSFW.

    7. Re:Sadly... by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 1

      At the end of the video embedded in the article the announcer explains that Obsession was not the best performing scent, that that scent is being kept secret. In fact, Obsession doesn't work as well in the wild as it does in zoos (or so they say).

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    8. Re:Sadly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, to even the odds a bit.

      These big-cat are sure hard to find. Anything to attract them to even the odds of a successful hunt will be greatly appreciate.

  5. Cannot.... resist..... joke.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Now I know where to apply the cologne to get face rubbing exactly where I want it....

    1. Re:Cannot.... resist..... joke.... by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1

      “Where should one use perfume?” a young woman asked. “Wherever one wants to be kissed.” -- Coco Chanel

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    2. Re:Cannot.... resist..... joke.... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      pro-tip: don't use the ones with alcohol carriers on certain sensitive areas ladies, I'm told it burns like hell

    3. Re:Cannot.... resist..... joke.... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "Now I know where to apply the cologne to get face rubbing exactly where I want it...."

      Why does Guerlain Shalimar, which smells so great, taste so terrible? The French, of all people, should have been more cognizant of this.

  6. Sex Panther! by mark_reh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "60% of the time it works every time!"

    1. Re:Sex Panther! by bosef1 · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it's the bits of real panther that really do the trick.

      Though now I'm curious how well it works on lady Bigfoots (Bigfeet? pretty sure it's not Bigfeets).

  7. Civetone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Civetone is a pheromone of the civet, a small mammal (famous for being the creature that eats coffee cherries, then poops out the bean, producing kopi luwak, a silly and expensive coffee product).

    Big cats (all hunters) are attracted to the pheromones of their prey? Who knew!

    1. Re:Civetone by bdeclerc · · Score: 1

      A Civet is a small cat, not just a small mammal, and not typical prey for bigger cats - the attraction is more likely to be sexual than predatory.

    2. Re:Civetone by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Hyenas have been identified as cats, but not civets.

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  8. The Lynx Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this what is meant by 'The Lynx Effect'?

    (To Americans, that's what brits call 'The Axe Effect'.)

  9. Misread as "How Calvin's Obsession Is Helping..." by havana9 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And thought: "of course Calvin is helping the conservation of big cats, especially if we're talking of a tiger named Hobbes"

  10. Calvin Klein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's so hot right now.

  11. How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this news? Men have been spraying this on themselves in an attempt to get pussy to rub on them for years.

  12. Re: dentist conference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That explains the CK booth at the dentist convention.

  13. From Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Wikipedia on Civetone:

    In order to attract jaguars to camera traps, field biologists have used the cologne Calvin Klein's Obsession For Men. It is believed that the civetone in the cologne resembles a territorial marking.[4]

    4 refers to an article from 2013.

  14. Re:Misread as "How Calvin's Obsession Is Helping.. by Phics · · Score: 1

    Did the exact same thing. Was going to post the misread, but then thought, "Nah... NOBODY else would have done this. I clearly need to give up for today and head back to bed...."

    The Ginko Biloba is -not- working well for me, but at least I'm not alone.

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  15. Obligatory Family Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  16. They should bundle it with ... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

    They should bundle every bottle with a rock that keeps tigers away. Just in case.

  17. Strangely similar to by danielnashnz · · Score: 1
  18. Oh lordy, It's like systemd. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    That hipster twat's branching out from crap astronomy articles to crap articles about other things.

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  19. Re:Misread as "How Calvin's Obsession Is Helping.. by stephanruby · · Score: 1

    Apparently, high end perfume may also help for the conservation of wolves.

    This scent smearing ritual isn't limited to stinky odors. In her studies, Goodmann placed different odors in the wolf enclosures and found that wolves roll in sweet-smelling scents too. Besides rolling in ode-to-cat, elk, mouse, and hog, they also rolled in mint extract, Chanel No. 5, Halt! dog repellant, fish sandwich with tartar sauce, fly repellent, and Old Spice. So the scents aren't necessarily foul, nor are they ones that wolves necessarily like. Goodmann stated, "some of the Wolf Park wolves object when handlers put fly repellent on their ear tips but these same wolves often scent roll readily in fly repellents manufactured to be sprayed onto horses, provided the scents are sprayed on the ground and left for the wolves to discover."
    [source]

    Yes, fish sandwich with tartare sauce. I can confirm that my cat likes that odor too.

    In fact, if it was a contest between high end perfume and a fishy smell, for my cat. I can guarantee that the fishy smell would win every time.