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How Calvin Klein's Obsession Is Helping Big Cat Conservation

StartsWithABang writes: It's no secret that cats of all sizes rub their mouths and faces on many surfaces they come in contact with, both to deposit and pick up scents. But a combination of ingredients in an unusual source — Calvin Klein's Obsession for men — seems to be irresistible to tigers, cheetahs, jaguars and more. The civetone and vanilla, in particular, not only drive captive animals wild, but have been used with great effectiveness in taking a census of and tracking jaguars in protected forests.

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  1. Obsession by encyclo · · Score: 5, Funny

    BEWARE: Obsession: Attracts Cougars.

    1. Re:Obsession by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      LOL! For the love of FSM, somebody mod this up.

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    2. Re:Obsession by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      +1 self-writing joke.
      You beat me to it fair and square.

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    3. Re:Obsession by trabby · · Score: 1

      Isn't that a "lone wolf" or a "grey fox".

      Perhaps just a "sly old dog"?

    4. Re:Obsession by davester666 · · Score: 1

      I believe currently, the term is "creepy old guy" unless they have a network of over 8 figures.

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    5. Re:Obsession by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      BEWARE: Obsession: Attracts Cougars.

      Is that Obsession, Tiger?

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    6. Re:Obsession by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      You mean their own class A network ... or maybe do you mean "net worth"?

      "Network" here seems like it's out of place.

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    7. Re:Obsession by davester666 · · Score: 1

      stupid autocorrect. yeah, "net worth"

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  2. Ha! by rebelwarlock · · Score: 4, Funny

    So it really does help you get pussy! I'll see myself out now.

  3. Sadly... by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is no chance this will be abused by those human hunters interested in bagging a large cat.

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    1. Re:Sadly... by argStyopa · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was going to say that we should keep it quiet, and offer a free Obsession for Men bath and body kit to anyone going big-cat hunting. You know, to even the odds a bit.

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    2. Re:Sadly... by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 1

      At the end of the video embedded in the article the announcer explains that Obsession was not the best performing scent, that that scent is being kept secret. In fact, Obsession doesn't work as well in the wild as it does in zoos (or so they say).

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  4. Cannot.... resist..... joke.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Now I know where to apply the cologne to get face rubbing exactly where I want it....

    1. Re:Cannot.... resist..... joke.... by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1

      “Where should one use perfume?” a young woman asked. “Wherever one wants to be kissed.” -- Coco Chanel

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    2. Re:Cannot.... resist..... joke.... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      pro-tip: don't use the ones with alcohol carriers on certain sensitive areas ladies, I'm told it burns like hell

    3. Re:Cannot.... resist..... joke.... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "Now I know where to apply the cologne to get face rubbing exactly where I want it...."

      Why does Guerlain Shalimar, which smells so great, taste so terrible? The French, of all people, should have been more cognizant of this.

  5. Sex Panther! by mark_reh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "60% of the time it works every time!"

    1. Re:Sex Panther! by bosef1 · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it's the bits of real panther that really do the trick.

      Though now I'm curious how well it works on lady Bigfoots (Bigfeet? pretty sure it's not Bigfeets).

  6. Misread as "How Calvin's Obsession Is Helping..." by havana9 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And thought: "of course Calvin is helping the conservation of big cats, especially if we're talking of a tiger named Hobbes"

  7. Re:Civetone by bdeclerc · · Score: 1

    A Civet is a small cat, not just a small mammal, and not typical prey for bigger cats - the attraction is more likely to be sexual than predatory.

  8. Re:Civetone by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    Hyenas have been identified as cats, but not civets.

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  9. Re:Hmm by tomhath · · Score: 1

    "When I was a kid I got no respect. My old man took me to the zoo. He told me to go over to the leopard and play connect the dots. " - Rodney Dangerfield

  10. Re:Misread as "How Calvin's Obsession Is Helping.. by Phics · · Score: 1

    Did the exact same thing. Was going to post the misread, but then thought, "Nah... NOBODY else would have done this. I clearly need to give up for today and head back to bed...."

    The Ginko Biloba is -not- working well for me, but at least I'm not alone.

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  11. They should bundle it with ... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

    They should bundle every bottle with a rock that keeps tigers away. Just in case.

  12. Strangely similar to by danielnashnz · · Score: 1
  13. Oh lordy, It's like systemd. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    That hipster twat's branching out from crap astronomy articles to crap articles about other things.

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  14. Re:Misread as "How Calvin's Obsession Is Helping.. by stephanruby · · Score: 1

    Apparently, high end perfume may also help for the conservation of wolves.

    This scent smearing ritual isn't limited to stinky odors. In her studies, Goodmann placed different odors in the wolf enclosures and found that wolves roll in sweet-smelling scents too. Besides rolling in ode-to-cat, elk, mouse, and hog, they also rolled in mint extract, Chanel No. 5, Halt! dog repellant, fish sandwich with tartar sauce, fly repellent, and Old Spice. So the scents aren't necessarily foul, nor are they ones that wolves necessarily like. Goodmann stated, "some of the Wolf Park wolves object when handlers put fly repellent on their ear tips but these same wolves often scent roll readily in fly repellents manufactured to be sprayed onto horses, provided the scents are sprayed on the ground and left for the wolves to discover."
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    Yes, fish sandwich with tartare sauce. I can confirm that my cat likes that odor too.

    In fact, if it was a contest between high end perfume and a fishy smell, for my cat. I can guarantee that the fishy smell would win every time.