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US-Appointed Egg Lobby Paid Food Blogs and Targeted Chef To Crush Vegan Startup

An anonymous reader writes: The American Egg Board targeted publications, popular food bloggers, and a celebrity chef as part of an effort to combat a perceived threat from Hampton Creek, an egg-replacement startup backed by some of Silicon Valley's biggest names, according to internal emails. The Gaurdian reports: A detailed review of emails, sent from inside the AEB and obtained by the Guardian, shows that the lobbyist's anti-Hampton Creek campaign sought to:
  • Pay food bloggers as much as $2,500 a post to write online recipes and stories about the virtue of eggs that repeated the egg lobby group's "key messages."
  • Confront Andrew Zimmern, who had featured Hampton Creek on his popular Travel Channel show Bizarre Foods and praised the company in a blog post characterized by top egg board executives as a "love letter."
  • Target publications including Forbes and Buzzfeed that had written broadly positive articles about a Silicon Valley darling.
  • Unsuccessfully tried to recruit both the animal rights and autism activist Temple Grandin and the bestselling author and blogger Ree Drummond to publicly support the egg industry.
  • Buy Google advertisements to show AEB-sponsored content when people searched for Hampton Creek or its founder Josh Tetrick.

317 comments

  1. No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The whole food-industrial complex in the US is so far out-of-wack with the concept of healthy food it's not even funny.

    Want to fix our chronic health / obesity / diabesity problems --

    1. Reform campaign finance laws.

    2. End corn subsidies.

    3. Profit (from good heath).

    1. Re:No surprise... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually I think the health problems are more caused by the wrong advice given by both the FDA and the American Heart Association. Basically for the last 50 years, both of them have been recommending low fat diets, and the FDA only reversed its stance recently, with the AHA (a nongovernment organization) yet to follow suit.

      Research after research has proven that not only is dietary cholesterol not bad for you (and doesn't actually raise your blood cholesterol afterall,) but saturated fat isn't either, and in fact low fat high carb diets themselves are likely the cause of obesity, high blood cholesterol, and a number of other problems. It's likely not a coincidence at all that while these things have been rising in the last 50 years, dietitians have been making the wrong recommendations for the past 50 years. (Just as an example, one might look at how much the "food pyramid" has changed over that span; in fact it is no longer even used because it was proven wrong so many times.)

      Vegan diets are ALL ABOUT low protein, low fat, high carb. It is NOT a healthy way to live (if you fail to watch your amino and mineral balance, you can have really bad things happen, such as blindness.) The fact is that protein and fat raise blood leptin better than carbohydrates do, which makes you feel more full on less overall calories. The only reason some vegans may appear healthier is because usually they don't consume too much sugar (a simple carb) often found in breads and snacks that are made in part by egg and/or dairy products. However neither egg nor dairy products are inherently bad, it's just the high amount of carbs found in these that are.

      An example of a really bad dietary habit that most Americans (and a lot of the world at large) have is that they consume cereal grains for breakfast, (such as oats, grits, corn, wheat) or even worse, cereals that are also loaded with sugar. Classic egg and bacon breakfasts, believe it or not, are a much better option.

      And no, I don't work for any food company, rather I have a number of health problems that require dietary maintenance just to keep in check, so it just happens that I've done a ton of reading on this. (And no, these health problems weren't caused by a bad diet, for example one is an immune condition called IgA nephropathy.)

    2. Re:No surprise... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Classic egg and bacon breakfasts, believe it or not, are a much better option.

      That really shows how bad those sugar frosted amphetamine bombs* are. A good idea was taken and then ruined by soaking it in sugar. Also it's worth nothing that a classic egg and bacon breakfast is still only really fine if you have a classic farmhand's expenditure of energy in the morning. With the right lifestyle it may well be perfect, but with a more sedentary lifestyle oats with a bit of milk and sultanas (or the many other alternatives to the sugar frosted amphetamine bombs pushed as breakfast foods).
      Also "low fat" is relative since many who historically had the high fat breakfasts didn't have as many high fat and high sugar lunches and dinners as is common now. People used to eat a lot of vegetables/potatoes/bread/etc with their fried meat when meat was relatively expensive.

      * Bill Watterson of "Calvin and Hobbes" fame nailed the description of some "breakfast cereals".

    3. Re:No surprise... by Z00L00K · · Score: 3, Interesting

      if you fail to watch your amino and mineral balance, you can have really bad things happen, such as blindness.

      I think that mental blindness appears before real blindness, often Vegans are no different from religious fanatics which also are similar to zombies.

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    4. Re:No surprise... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      An example of a really bad dietary habit that most Americans (and a lot of the world at large) have is that they consume cereal grains for breakfast, (such as oats, grits, corn, wheat) or even worse, cereals that are also loaded with sugar. Classic egg and bacon breakfasts, believe it or not, are a much better option.

      Lately I've been eating 3/4c of quick oats in the morning (dry measure) and then sometimes going on to also eat a plate of Huevos Rancheros, less the tortilla. And I'm losing weight. I'm not a delicate flower by any means but it's pretty hilarious. It's not falling off of me or anything, I haven't taken up meth or sex with strangers and I don't seem to have a tapeworm... I did give up the granola, though. And I'm sweetening my oats with erythitol and a bit of stevia.

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    5. Re:No surprise... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Also it's worth nothing that a classic egg and bacon breakfast is still only really fine if you have a classic farmhand's expenditure of energy in the morning.

      It's still fine even if you're sedentary, just consume less of it. So for example, a farm hand might have 2 eggs and 5 slices of bacon; if you're sedentary limit it to say 1 egg and 2 slices of bacon. I work in IT, and I limit breakfast to 250 calories. So long as those calories are mostly meat/egg, I'm usually sated until well into the afternoon, and I'm 5'11" 202lbs. I remember that I would have to eat a large bowl of cereal to get the same effect (which it turns out the typical American cereal bowl is about 600 calories worth of food, and some people eat two of those in the morning...think about that, 1200 calories of basically all carbs...it's no wonder people are getting obese.) At my peak I think I weighed about 290lbs.

    6. Re:No surprise... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oh and by the way, when I say bacon, I'm talking thick bacon. If you eat the regular bacon found in US stores, generally those are thin and are around 45 calories each (read the label to make sure,) with egg being 76 calories each. At that rate, even if you did say 5 slices of bacon and 2 eggs, that's about 377 calories, which isn't bad even if you're somewhat sedentary.

      Compare that to a single muffin, which alone typically amounts to somewhere north 400 calories (unless it's a small muffin.) And a muffin is all carbs, which means you'll get a sugar crash before your typical lunch time, leaving you craving more calories.

    7. Re:No surprise... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      I actually believe that you're telling the truth. Oats are probably the least offensive cereal grain, IMO. However even if it were a sugary cereal, it's still possible to lose weight on it, just more difficult because you're more likely to get a food craving well before lunch time. In the end it's all about calories, and for most people, a high protein/high fat diet should make you feel sated longer because of how long it takes for your body to convert it to ATP. The advantage that sugar has is that you might feel sated quicker, but you'll also feel hungry again quicker.

    8. Re:No surprise... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      But who profits from good health?
      Poor health is actually highly profitable for medical and pharmaceutical companies...
      Obesity is highly profitable for food companies, even car manufacturers and oil companies etc as obese people are usually unwilling or unable to walk very far.

      The "healthy food" propaganda is also quite ridiculous... There seems to be a demon every week wether its sugar, salt, fat, msg etc... The problem is that once you take one or more of these so called "unhealthy" substances out of the food it tastes like crap, so other substances are used as substitutes so something that's low in fat can often be very high in sugar.

      I like to stick to fresh foods, using traditional ingredients... I avoid processed foods wherever i can, but i do cook food with animal fat etc. My grandparents eat much the same way too and have done for their whole lives. I live a rather sedentary lifestyle, don't get much exercise etc and yet i'm not fat, based on most of the charts available online i'm well within the ideal weight band for my height and age.

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    9. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The old adage of "eat everything (we're omnivores after all) but with moderation" is always valid.
      Quality of food and portion size(s) are fucking important. I can't even joke about the obese Americans anymore because Italians are becoming like them, a bunch of walking bibendums. It's so tragic really. We don't know how to eat healthily anymore or maybe food advertisement is doing a pretty good job of selling crap food. I can't wait for the day we'll have the same kind of legislation for junk food as we have for cigarettes.

    10. Re:No surprise... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It's still fine even if you're sedentary, just consume less of it

      Good point.

    11. Re:No surprise... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Compare that to a single muffin, which alone typically amounts to somewhere north 400 calories

      Cake for breakfast! May as well have pancakes covered in syrup.

    12. Re:No surprise... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      What? A farm had eats two eggs? Maybe for one of those farms with little plastic animals :P

      I work in IT and eat as much a two / three / four farm hands by your definition and am stuck at 12st4 for a 6'0" male. Have you heard of 'starvation mode' ? The idea is that the traditional 'eat less to lose weight' makes sense only in a situation where the body plods on in exactly the same manner despite conditions; which isn't the case - when it experiences lower dietary energy, it responds by slowing metabolism thus negating the effect of eating less - so you eat less, possibly feeling hard done by and sluggish at the same time /o\ low five! :-(

      I'm a firm believer in eating regularly in response to your body's demands - that way it will not need to take matters into its own hands and store fat whenever you eat something because it will always have a ready supply of energy.

      Anyway, works for me, your mileage may vary :D

    13. Re:No surprise... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I think that mental blindness appears before real blindness, often Vegans are no different from religious fanatics which also are similar to zombies.

      Nuh-uh, zombies are way more friendly :P

      Only last week, my good friend Dave, a relatively recent zombie, mentioned that within his clique, Vegans are seen as a danger and to be avoided.

    14. Re:No surprise... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      (IMO)
      It's all about the rate at which dietary sugars are found to be present in blood and thus generally available.

      I like to eat meals which have a combination of high-, medium- and low-GI basic ingredients.

      The high-GI will give you a quick hit of energy and keep going until the energy from the medium-GI ingredients comes online; a similar combined-effect for the medium/low pair. Then try to eat every three hours or so and you're good - a nice smoothed-wave appearance to the graph of your blood sugar.

    15. Re:No surprise... by wienerschnizzel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Vegan diets are ALL ABOUT low protein, low fat, high carb.

      I think you are confusing vegans with frutarians, who are just a small subset of vegans. Vegan diet can range from "mostly protein" (vegan athletes) to "just carbs until my children die horribly" extreme frutarians.

    16. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That works for all food, in theory.
      In practice, it is has he says: a high fat diet keeps you satiated for longer on the same amount of calories.
      I lost 16 kg in four months, and didn't have to go hungry either. One time near the beginning I went 24 hours between meals simply because I wasn't hungry.

    17. Re:No surprise... by LaurenCates · · Score: 1

      Oh, fucking look. Another fucking strawman.

      Like every group that people care to demonize, most people take the piss out of vegans, but once again, you're taking the shit you have to hear from the loudest of us. The rest of us aren't really interested in converting you. In fact, most of us wish you would just leave us alone.

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    18. Re:No surprise... by LaurenCates · · Score: 1

      Could there BE a bigger conspiracy theory than "who profits from good health?"

      If you can find someone who is fanatic about a thing, then profit is not far behind.

      For instance, in the circles I inhabit these days, you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who hasn't run several kind of obstacle course races. And what are those people doing to support that habit? Crossfit. P90X. Insanity.

      And have you SEEN the cost of those things? Or the add-on supplements? Or, for that matter, the cost of obstacle course races?

      Are those people in terrible health? Well, they're wearing themselves out fast, but they could be worse.

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    19. Re:No surprise... by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      I crush up my Adderall and sprinkle it on my breakfast cereal because I demand "real" amphetamines on my morning get-up-and-go food.

    20. Re:No surprise... by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      and after awhile many vegans end up looking like zombies too.

    21. Re:No surprise... by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      My meat all comes from free-range vegans, they make great bacon.

    22. Re:No surprise... by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      I'll agree that that's fine if you'll agree that the difference between fine and healthy is about 25 years life expectancy.

    23. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in IT, and I limit breakfast to 250 calories. So long as those calories are mostly meat/egg

      Your Body Mass Index (BMI) is 28.2 Kg/m2. This means your weight is within the Overweight range.

      It's still fine even if you're sedentary, just consume less of it

      Good point.

      Good point?? Parent poster is overweight and typically described as "fat". Keep sucking down that meat & eggs :-)

    24. Re:No surprise... by TractorBarry · · Score: 3, Funny

      And use Bourbon instead of milk, not to mention following your cereal with a cigarette, to give you that proper "ultimate power breakfast" feeling :)

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    25. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " A farm had eats two eggs? "

      Are you experiencing a stroke?

    26. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know if you add a bit of protein to your diet you won't be so agitated all the time.

    27. Re:No surprise... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      the typical American cereal bowl is about 600 calories worth of food

      What the hell are Americans putting in their bowls? A typical UK cereal with milk is in the 125-150 calorie range. Even the worst sugar laden ones are only about 350 calories per bowl.

      Are American cereals really that bad? We have Kellogg's and the like in the UK too, maybe it's different.

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    28. Re:No surprise... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Oats are great. They satiate you pretty well, are low gi, actively lower your cholesterol and chances of diabetes and...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    29. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think people are fat from eating too many eggs. Give me a break. It might be all that soda you are drinking.

    30. Re:No surprise... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Forgot to mention...

      they are dirt cheap for store brand 1kg packets (avoid the branded stuff, it's oats man).

      I like making them into porridge in the colder months, which is pretty bland stuff, but...if you kick it up a notch with your spice weasel, they can be pretty damn good. If I want to spoil myself I throw dried fruit like figs, dates, prunes or apricots into them before heating it up. Nuts and the like are also great - hell, make mueseli into porridge at a pinch. Then BAM, I hit them with garam marsala, drizzle some honey on and if I've been good and can take the calories, a bit of cream.

      Just adding a little extra stuff can take a fairly bland and healthy breakfast and make it a tasty and still pretty healthy one ( you control just how healthy).

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    31. Re:No surprise... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "I work in IT and eat as much a two / three / four farm hands by your definition"

      On my last visit to the UK, I ate those giant breakfasts too. But I was hiking fifteen miles per day.

    32. Re:No surprise... by sackvillian · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've read hundreds of the best and biggest nutritional studies, and here's my quick and dirty what nutritional "science" has actually proven beyond doubt (mostly from country-country comparisons and massive epidemiological studies):

      • --Trans fats are poison, there's no good amount.
      • --Processed sugar is bad, there's no good amount.
      • --Rapidly digested processed carbs are nearly as bad as sugar.
      • --Red meat is either bad or neutral, but processed red meat is definitely bad -- avoid.
      • --Complex carbs are ho-hum, don't overdo it.
      • --Saturated fats are ho-hum, not bad but better replaced by good unsaturated fats.
      • --Most unsaturated fats (especially in nuts/olives/fish) are great, eat as much as possible.
      • --Fresh fruits/vegetables are great, eat as much and as many different types as possible.

      The ideal diet as we currently know it from available evidence is essentially the Mediterranean diet, which is the only intervention that is consistently and clearly linked to longer and healthier lives. Note that an American-Vegan diet with adequate protein intake is closer to it that the typical fast-food, red-meat, fruit/vegetable-free, processed-sugar heavy disaster that most Americans consume.

      My point is that I agree mostly with your summary, but it's not as simple as blaming carbs -- many countries that do better nutritionally eat more carbs than the US (though they're typically complex) -- and there's no reason to villainize vegans and worship bacon from a nutritional stand-point like so many in the geek culture do. Except to be instantly modded up to +5, that is.

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    33. Re:No surprise... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Actually I think the health problems are more caused by the wrong advice given by both the FDA and the American Heart Association.

      The way I figure it, if eating cholesterol raises your cholesterol levels, then becoming a vegan will turn you into a carrot.

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    34. Re:No surprise... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Classic egg and bacon breakfasts, believe it or not, are a much better option.

      That really shows how bad those sugar frosted amphetamine bombs* are. A good idea was taken and then ruined by soaking it in sugar.

      It's still an issue. I really love's me some plain oatmeal, or corn flakes for breakfast. But by 10 a.m., I'm ravenous hungry. Distracted hungry. Tummy growling hunger pangs hungry.

      Whereas bacon and eggs and toast keeps me satisfied even if I skip lunch and don't eat again until the evening.

      Might have something to do with eating a mix of foods proteins and carbs, just like we evolved to eat.

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    35. Re:No surprise... by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      if you fail to watch your amino and mineral balance, you can have really bad things happen, such as blindness.

      I think that mental blindness appears before real blindness, often Vegans are no different from religious fanatics which also are similar to zombies.

      What do vegan zombies eat? Obviously not brains.

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    36. Re:No surprise... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I'll agree that that's fine if you'll agree that the difference between fine and healthy is about 25 years life expectancy.

      You don't have to agree it's fine, and the idea that eating protein will knock 25 years off your lifespan is bullshit.

      So no deal. Vegans don't live longer - it only seems that way.

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    37. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soylent bacon?

    38. Re:No surprise... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      they are dirt cheap for store brand 1kg packets (avoid the branded stuff, it's oats man).

      I shop at the Ukiah natural foods co-op, where I can buy quick organic oats in bulk at low, low prices. I also buy peanut butter there, that stuff really enriches your oatmeal. Among, of course, a zillion other uses.

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    39. Re:No surprise... by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 3, Informative

      Research after research has proven that not only is dietary cholesterol not bad for you (and doesn't actually raise your blood cholesterol afterall,) but saturated fat isn't either, and in fact low fat high carb diets themselves are likely the cause of obesity

      Largely true.

      Vegan diets are ALL ABOUT low protein, low fat, high carb. It is NOT a healthy way to live

      Pretty much false. Vegan diets are about not eating animal products, period. You can easily eat a high protein/high fat/low carb vegan diet.

    40. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the size of the bowl.

    41. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, most of us wish you would just leave us alone.

      If you didn't come in here and self-identify as vegan to defend the vermin who also claim that title, we wouldn't know you as vegan and would continue to not care even if you explained your dietary preferences.

      We were quite happy to leave you (individually) alone while many were bashing the behavior of aggressive and narcissistic vegans. However, you chose to group yourself in with them to make some sort of poorly thought out emotional plea, and now we hate you too.

    42. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty of protein in a vegan diet. More than a meat diet.

    43. Re:No surprise... by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Absolutely. In fact, one egg and 2 slices of bacon is what I eat for breakfast if I'm organized enough (which unfortunately I'm not usually) to ensure it's all in the house when I need it, and that I have time to cook it. And I feel physically better and have enough energy in the morning.

      By comparison, a bowl of cereal, even a traditional one (ie milk and cornflakes or rice krispies) will ensure I have a sugar crash roundabout 10-11am, and I'm lethargic in the mean time.

      The end result? I usually don't eat breakfast... (let's not kid ourselves though, it isn't the most important meal of the day. Nowhere near.)

      As for the article, I must admit to thinking a great deal of it is complete crap, with fairly normal and entirely reasonable things spun as being part of a conspiracy. The board that promotes eggs on behalf of the dairy industry saw a commercial threat to eggs and... paid food bloggers to post recipes that used eggs whose funding was disclosed in each post? And was upset about another chef who posted a blog entry that disparaged egg production so contacted him to correct what they saw as wrong information? And someone who didn't work for them but was connected to them advised a company that made Mayonnaise to contact a more suitable body, such as the FDA, about a labeling issue with said rival?

      Well my ghasts are truly flabbered. What a scandal you have there Guardian, truly on the same level as the Snowden affair or Cash for Questions. Not.

      (The shame is I've seen what are almost certainly campaigns by entrenched industries to destroy competitors that misuse, for example, environmental groups, local media, etc, in secret with no investigation by anyone. Here a group is very open about what they're funding and saying, isn't manipulating the media or independent pressure groups, but apparently that's worthy of treating as scandalous.)

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    44. Re:No surprise... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      Breakfast cereal, sugar-coated or not, is a sugar bomb. Sugar-free Cheerios are sugar. Raw oatmeal and granola are almost pure sugar. When that shit hits your saliva, it starts going through the a-amylase reaction, breaking down long-chain starches into short-chain starches. The a-amylase breaks, say, 50-sugar-chain starches down into chains of 2-3 sugars (e.g. maltose). y-amylase in your stomach, operating at a pH of 3.0, breaks sugars off the ends of these, providing GLUCOSE among other monosaccharides.

      It's already started conversion to sugar before it's hit your stomach. It's turned into straight sugar by the time it's out of your stomach.

      Did you think cornflakes weren't sugar? The only difference between cornflakes and frosted flakes, aside from the extra calories per flake due to the sugar covering, is the taste.

    45. Re:No surprise... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Science isn't sure about trans-fats.

    46. Re:No surprise... by quantaman · · Score: 2

      Research after research has proven that not only is dietary cholesterol not bad for you (and doesn't actually raise your blood cholesterol afterall,) but saturated fat isn't either

      Not certain about the saturated fat but I certainly agree the consensus has shifted away from dietary cholesterol being bad.

      and in fact low fat high carb diets themselves are likely the cause of obesity, high blood cholesterol, and a number of other problems.

      And here I'm very dubious. There are simply too many examples of populations on low fat high carb diets who are perfectly thin and healthy. In fact I think it's better just to forget about macro-nutrients altogether and focus more on specific foods and their palatability and satiety.

      It's likely not a coincidence at all that while these things have been rising in the last 50 years, dietitians have been making the wrong recommendations for the past 50 years.

      Diet isn't the only thing to have changed in the last 50 years.

      Vegan diets are ALL ABOUT low protein, low fat, high carb. It is NOT a healthy way to live (if you fail to watch your amino and mineral balance, you can have really bad things happen, such as blindness.) The fact is that protein and fat raise blood leptin better than carbohydrates do, which makes you feel more full on less overall calories. The only reason some vegans may appear healthier is because usually they don't consume too much sugar (a simple carb) often found in breads and snacks that are made in part by egg and/or dairy products.

      True vegans and vegetarians need to be careful to make sure they get enough protein and micronutrients.

      But otherwise they tend to be really healthy and I don't think less sugar is sufficient to explain them away.

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    47. Re:No surprise... by stongef · · Score: 2

      I am not sure where you get your information and I would be interested to find out. After carefully reviewing my diet following the death of a few family members from cancer, I have found the only source of information I could trust on nutrition, the only ones that are completely science based, are all recommending the same thing: a whole food, mostly plant based diet. Some of the following doctors actually cure "chronic" diseases with this type of diet. They get results. Some of them get clinical results than can be replicated over and over again. All of them are science based and despite having worked decades the field, fighting multi million dollar lobbies, have never be discredited scientifically. Look it up, it's well worth it:

      Dr. Caldwell Esselstyn
      Dr. Neil Barnard
      T. Colin Campbell
      Dr. John A. McDougall
      Dr. Michael Greger


      Oh, I am sure you will find a few idiots that tried to discredit them, but as soon as you dig, you find the critics to benefit monetarily from the critic, and generally backed by poor science. Some of them (ex. Dr. Michael Greger) clearly have a vegan agenda, but they get the science right, which is more than I can say about the meat/milk/egg lobbies. Who would you rather trust with your health? A health system financed by drug companies that gets a bonus in keeping everyone sick, a bunch of lobbies dedicated to put profits above everything else, including you health, or a bunch of doctors who get results with some of them caring about animal welfare and the state of the planet? I am not a doctor, and I have no knowledge about your health issue, but I can attest that after switching to a mostly whole food plant based diet a year ago, my family and I are feeling much better. I now find that idea that you can only get satiated by meat is bogus, as the real feeling of fullness is directly proportional to the quantity of fibre I ingest.

      It is interesting that you mention the morning bacon in your post, as that idea was sold to the US in the 20s by Mr. Edward Bernays, which was at the time a lobbyist for a packing company. I am sure you can trust this guy with your health, his only credential being in public relations and psychology. He managed to get some doctors of his times to say that a heavy breakfast was better that a light breakfast, an then used that to promote bacon in the morning ...

    48. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Low sperm count. That is the result of a vegan diet. Promote that fact and see how many guys will want to adopt a vegan diet.

    49. Re:No surprise... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      You mean the occasional snail in your salad?

      Realize that the proteins you get not only have to be proteins but also of a type that your body can benefit from. This is especially important for children.

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    50. Re:No surprise... by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      I'm vegan because of an ethical choice that I made years ago. I don't want to eat animals or animal products. Yet ArmoredDragon seems to know everything and decided that it wasn't the reason and I'm a vegan only because I want low protein, low fat, high carb.

      Here's another generalization: all meat eaters are murderous psychopaths and so should all kill each other while hunting.

    51. Re:No surprise... by operagost · · Score: 1

      2. End subsidies.

      FTFY

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    52. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add this to the list of topics you are ignorant on.

    53. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so apparently you never learned the difference between different carb types.

    54. Re:No surprise... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Muffins are bread, really.

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    55. Re:No surprise... by operagost · · Score: 1

      First of all, read the box. You're probably looking at the ridiculous "1/2 cup" serving size. Yeah, unless you're eating something else with it, that's not realistic. Second, note the milk. It's probably skim. Skim is an unnecessary torture. I'll take a few fat calories in 1%.

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    56. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah wow, a post on nutrition that repeats what the studies shows, unlike the GP post which follows the recent trend that because saturated fats are not as bad as once thought then we should eat as much of it as possible.

      Problems I have with ArmoredDragon's post.

      • - Low fat high carb diets have not been shown to rise cholesterol or cause obesity. Yeah a low fat high carb diet containing too many calories and simple carbohydrates would but so would the high fat version of that diet.
      • - The attack on vegan diets, already addressed by sackvillian
      • - Confusing the bad habit of eating breakfast cereals with an attack on grains. Nothing wrong with starting you day with wheat, but you probably shouldn't as we tend to eat enough carbohydrate rich staples already. Oats is actually a good breakfast, just don't add much if any sugar the real problem with breakfast cereals.

      P.S.
      If nutritional science is sure of anything it is that trans-unsaturated fat is bad, well at least most types are!

    57. Re:No surprise... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >Vegan diets are ALL ABOUT low protein, low fat, high carb. It is NOT a healthy way to live (if you fail to watch your amino and mineral balance, you can have really bad things happen, such as blindness.) The fact is that protein and fat raise blood leptin better than carbohydrates do, which makes you feel more full on less overall calories. The only reason some vegans may appear healthier is because usually they don't consume too much sugar (a simple carb) often found in breads and snacks that are made in part by egg and/or dairy products. However neither egg nor dairy products are inherently bad, it's just the high amount of carbs found in these that are.

      It's a bit of an inference nightmare when the Vegans come out of the woodwork talking about how skinny they are. The vegan data is from a strongly self selected group. Many people (most? who knows?) simply can't handle a vegan diet. They feel bad quickly. There are those who are well adapted to a vegan diet. They have high carb tolerance, they can go for years. Some outliers manage to do it for a lifetime. Must most people cannot because they get sick.

      Eggs are good food. If the egg board wants to bait the vegans, then they are fighting the good fight.

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    58. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1, I'm sick of being forced to subsidize other people's meat

    59. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You claim, "Vegan diets are ALL ABOUT low protein, low fat, high carb. It is NOT a healthy way to live (if you fail to watch your amino and mineral balance, you can have really bad things happen, such as blindness.)". As a Vegan, I can categorically say You are wrong and I'm really hoping it's not because You are stupid.

    60. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > A typical UK cereal with milk is in the 125-150 calorie range

      You're probably a bit too optimistic about that calorie figure. My 'bowl' (a regular soup plate) holds about 2 dl of milk, which is 100 kcal (low fat). I think that with cereals, you'll end up with something like 150-200 kcal.

      (I mean, my normal cereal bowl uses about 2 dl of milk. The bowl can fit more than that.)

      But yes, as an European, 600 kcal is... what on earth?

    61. Re:No surprise... by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      The whole food-industrial complex in the US is so far out-of-wack with the concept of healthy food it's not even funny.

      Want to fix our chronic health / obesity / diabesity problems --

      1. Reform campaign finance laws.

      2. End corn subsidies.

      3. Profit (from good heath).

      Oh, just shut up, you whiny, socialist babies! This is the free market at work and you should be glad that those with more power, erm... money than you, can pay to have you "informed" so that you can make those "informed" purchasing decisions so vital to a free market.

    62. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I'm reading the wikipedia article on fruitarians correctly, they can eat nuts and beans. Both contain nice amounts of protein. Nuts have fats as well. I'd consider anything containing those a pretty healthy diet.

    63. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      beans are technically fruits

    64. Re:No surprise... by nytes · · Score: 1

      if you fail to watch your amino and mineral balance, you can have really bad things happen, such as blindness.

      I think that mental blindness appears before real blindness, often Vegans are no different from religious fanatics which also are similar to zombies.

      What do vegan zombies eat? Obviously not brains.

      Heads of lettuce, ears of corn, and artichoke hearts.

      And maybe the occasional vegan.

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    65. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least you are treating your vegans right.

      Also, there is a world of difference between "they make great bacon" and "they make up great bacon".

      Cannibalism FTW!

    66. Re:No surprise... by VoiceOfDoom · · Score: 1

      Braaaaaaaaaaaans!!

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    67. Re: No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, so where did those hundreds of millions of Indian vegetarians come from?

    68. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm vegan because of an ethical choice that I made years ago.

      How nice for you. Why are you telling me?

      Here's another generalization: all meat eaters are murderous psychopaths and so should all kill each other while hunting.

      Idiots evidently come in both vegan and non-vegan varieties.

    69. Re:No surprise... by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Idiots evidently come in both vegan and non-vegan varieties.

      Damn right they do!

    70. Re: No surprise... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      The best diets are low in acids.

      Hmm...no. Your metabolic system won't allow too many substances into your blood stream that might alter your blood pH. Second, your blood is a buffered solution, meaning it resists changes to pH even if something went wrong.

      As for the rest of your post, I'm going to call flat out bullshit and even say it's spam. The fact is, no diet anywhere will ever stop you from getting sick. Anybody who tells you otherwise has all of about zero understanding of how pathogens work.

    71. Re:No surprise... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Your Body Mass Index (BMI) is 28.2 Kg/m2. This means your weight is within the Overweight range.

      Yes, this is true. However a big part of that is water retention (again, kidney disease) and furthermore even that being the case, it doesn't magically erase the information I've gathered on the subject.

      You may as well argue that a cancer treatment specialist suddenly knows nothing about cancer if they themselves develop cancer.

    72. Re:No surprise... by wienerschnizzel · · Score: 1

      But nuts and beans don't contain complete protein. You REALLY need to know what you are doing if you want to achieve a healthy fruitarian diet and include supplements. And there are those who have no clue.

    73. Re:No surprise... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      a farm hand might have 2 eggs and 5 slices of bacon; if you're sedentary limit it to say 1 egg and 2 slices of bacon.

      1 egg and 2 slices of bacon is barely a snack, unless you also have sausages, hash browns, baked beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, fried bread and so on.

      Yes, I am English.

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    74. Re:No surprise... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I hit them with garam marsala

      I have never, ever heard of curried porridge before. I'm pretty sure there is a good reason for that.

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    75. Re:No surprise... by strikethree · · Score: 1

      I lost 22 kilos by not eating breads, rice, and processed foods high in carbohydrates. I ate eggs, cheese, bacon, steak, and some vegetables.

      I eat a few carbohydrates now to slow down the weight loss.

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    76. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vegan diets are ALL ABOUT low protein, low fat, high carb. It is NOT a healthy way to live (if you fail to watch your amino and mineral balance, you can have really bad things happen, such as blindness.)

      Maybe you haven't met enough vegans? There are plenty of healthy fats in nuts, avocados, etc. Also, you can easily surpass your required daily protein intake eating plants, grains and nuts.

      Not a healthy way to live? There are so many macro-nutrients in fruits and vegetables. I would say the people eating cheeseburgers/fries and then washing it down with soda are the ones living the unhealthy life. But as long as they have meat in their meal, they are probably going to be just fine right? GOTTA BE A TUFF REDBLUDDED 'MERICAN.

      I'd also like to see the studies showing how unhealthy veganism is. You would think with all the people that dislike it (no idea why you care about something healthy that you aren't putting in YOUR body, but whatever), there would be some concrete studies showing such. Until then, I'm calling bullshit.

      An example of a really bad dietary habit that most Americans (and a lot of the world at large) have is that they consume cereal grains for breakfast, (such as oats, grits, corn, wheat) or even worse, cereals that are also loaded with sugar. Classic egg and bacon breakfasts, believe it or not, are a much better option.

      After an eight hour fast (sleeping), your body is craving immediate energy. Carbs are THE BEST way to achieve this. They are the most important first thing in the morning and right after a workout. Don't get me wrong, eggs are great and keep you full in addition to having lots of protein & fat, but neither of those foods provide you with carbs or fiber. You need a good balance between fat, protein and carbs.

      If you're only eating eggs and bacon, I'd argue that European Muesli is better than your breakfast. You get a good source of protein and carbs from the grains and nuts, there is no added sugar and you can get even more protein/fat depending on the milk you use. It also requires little to no prep time so could have it done far quicker and in your body first thing. Not only that, but it's a great place to throw in fresh fruits. Want some superfood blueberries with your Muesli? Great! Just throw it on top.

      And no, I don't work for any food company, rather I have a number of health problems that require dietary maintenance just to keep in check, so it just happens that I've done a ton of reading on this.

      I don't work for a food company either. I also don't have health problems (that I'm aware of). What I do, do, is lift weights. I spent lots of time looking into eating habits and requirements for packing on muscle. What I found was that NO MATTER IF YOU'RE A VEGAN BODYBUILDER OR NOT, you can get the required nutrients necessary to pack on muscle. You just need to balance protein, carbs and fat and get enough of all three. Your breakfast took out one of the three core ingredients. I'd say that makes it less than ideal. Still better than sugar-loaded cereals, sure.

      We, in the US, are on average very unhealthy. I'll give you that. However, I think this silly belief as Americans that "we need to have meat be the primary ingredient in every meal" is what's really unhealthy. It's thinking like that which gets people to completely forget about the good stuff like broccoli.

    77. Re:No surprise... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Garam marsala is a spice which can be used in curry, but is just as great on deserts and other foods. The dominate flavours are from cinnamon, nutmeg, cardamon and cloves, all of which are perfect for this.

      Live a little, try it out :D

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    78. Re:No surprise... by PJ6 · · Score: 1

      >Vegan diets are ALL ABOUT low protein, low fat, high carb. It is NOT a healthy way to live (if you fail to watch your amino and mineral balance, you can have really bad things happen, such as blindness.) The fact is that protein and fat raise blood leptin better than carbohydrates do, which makes you feel more full on less overall calories. The only reason some vegans may appear healthier is because usually they don't consume too much sugar (a simple carb) often found in breads and snacks that are made in part by egg and/or dairy products. However neither egg nor dairy products are inherently bad, it's just the high amount of carbs found in these that are.

      It's a bit of an inference nightmare when the Vegans come out of the woodwork talking about how skinny they are. The vegan data is from a strongly self selected group. Many people (most? who knows?) simply can't handle a vegan diet. They feel bad quickly. There are those who are well adapted to a vegan diet. They have high carb tolerance, they can go for years. Some outliers manage to do it for a lifetime. Must most people cannot because they get sick.

      Eggs are good food. If the egg board wants to bait the vegans, then they are fighting the good fight.

      Read The China Study, and learn about the negative impact too much animal protein (>10% total calories) has on health.

      The findings come from - by far - the biggest and best study of its kind. Denying it would be on par with denying evolution. Yes - it's that big, and that definitive.

      Seriously, just take a look. If you're scientifically inclined at all, you'll find it very hard to ignore.

    79. Re:No surprise... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >Read The China Study [amazon.com], and learn about the negative impact too much animal protein (>10% total calories) has on health.

      F.F.S. read the china study source data and see that the strongest univariate correlation is between wheat and cancer. Hint: The cancer isn't causing the wheat. Observe that the inference drawn between animal protein and 'health' (which is several different endpoints) are achieved by stringing together univariate associations and so are statistically bogus.

      Engage brain before reading populist books by scientists with a non scientific agenda.

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    80. Re:No surprise... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      BMI isn't everything. I'm 178cm (5'10") and 95kg (209lbs), which is a BMI of exactly 30, ie. on the borderline between overweight and obese.

      Now, I agree that I have a some visible pudge that I'm still trying to get rid of. But I also deadlift 150kg (330lbs) for reps and I can do clapping pushups etc. no problem.

      Don't judge a book by it's cover, or by an overly simplified formula.

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    81. Re:No surprise... by PJ6 · · Score: 1

      >Read The China Study [amazon.com], and learn about the negative impact too much animal protein (>10% total calories) has on health.

      F.F.S. read the china study source data and see that the strongest univariate correlation is between wheat and cancer. Hint: The cancer isn't causing the wheat. Observe that the inference drawn between animal protein and 'health' (which is several different endpoints) are achieved by stringing together univariate associations and so are statistically bogus.

      Engage brain before reading populist books by scientists with a non scientific agenda.

      Maybe I'll reconsider the validity of the book. That will take time and research.

      And we're all adults here, why don't you engage your manners before posting. Seriously.

  2. Well, yea... by tomhath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Egg Board is an advocate for the consumption of eggs. What's the problem?

    This article seems more like a slashvertisement for Hampton Creek

    1. Re:Well, yea... by He+Who+Has+No+Name · · Score: 0

      If a person did this to another person they'd be in jail.

      I hold corporations to the same legal standards of behavior in those regards.

    2. Re:Well, yea... by tomhath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If a person did this...

      Did what? Public relations? Advertise?

    3. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If a person did this...

      Did what? Public relations? Advertise?

      Lobbying, which is called bribing when done by an individual.

    4. Re:Well, yea... by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      The lack of transparency should be disturbing to anybody who believes that it's an important aspect of a free market.

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    5. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You got $2500 for this post?

      Where do I apply?

    6. Re:Well, yea... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did what? Public relations? Advertise?

      The AEB is a taxpayer funded organization, so yes, running PR, misleading advertising campaigns, and undermining a private company, with my tax dollars is inappropriate.

    7. Re:Well, yea... by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's not YOUR TAX DOLLARS, it's a mandatory fee from the egg producers. They have to be members of the AEB if they produce eggs above a certain quantity and the AEB provides services in exchange for that.

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    8. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      hampton creek is no innocent victim here either.

      fda warning the company about misleading claims on product labels: http://www.fda.gov/ICECI/Enfor...

    9. Re:Well, yea... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Free market means that prices are determined by the forces of supply and demand, as opposed to artificial (non-free, as in liberty) forces that set price ceilings or price floors. Trade secrets are routinely held secret in free markets.

    10. Re:Well, yea... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      That sounds more like incompetence than malice, or excessive cautiousness...
      Vegans won't eat eggs, and will avoid products which contain them.

      A lot of products are advertised as "may contain traces of nuts" when they usually dont, the companies are over cautious incase there is a trace of nuts and someone has a severe reaction. They must consider that the risk of a lawsuit outweighs the number of customers who will avoid the product because of the notice on the label.

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    11. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're running PR for *eggs*. Not "Uncle Joe's Eggs" or "Mr. Director of AEB's Eggfarm" - just eggs. They're not running a smear campaign or publishing lies about Hempton Creek.

      Hempton Creek, on the other hand, seems to be running a smear campaign against AEB. Note how descriptions of AEB promoting eggs are rather specific, but outside of that they get awfully vague "it might be illegal this" and "targeted publications that". What does "target Forbes" mean?

      Just like Uber, they try to project an image of a small underdog company fighting The Man when they actually have big money behind them, which also allows them to run all these PR campaigns.

    12. Re:Well, yea... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      "The American Egg Board" - sounds pretty sinister to me - they idea that there's an organization promoting eggs!?! Do eggs need promotion? Don't they in fact promote themselves by being a great food?

    13. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just the name of the product. You make something that's supposed to fulfill the culinary purpose of mayonnaise, why shouldn't you call it mayo? The actual ingredients are on the packaging, and it's not like average Americans choose mayonnaise because it's made of eggs.

    14. Re:Well, yea... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      Really?

      You read anything about Deflategate? Or Politics? Publicly notable people (like Goodell/Brady in the former case, and everyone running for President) have a lot less right to control what's said about them than some chick who works at this one diner in Arkansas.

      Hampton Creek is in business. In business your competitors are supposed to rip your ass to shreds. That is, quite literally, their entire job. Getting their message out, convincing your free PR to stop being your free PR, etc. is par for the course.

    15. Re:Well, yea... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      Technically "tax-payer funded" is correct, but that's an an intellectually dishonest way to describe a US Farm Marketing board.

      When you say "taxpayer-funded" people assume you mean their income taxes, sales taxes, or some other tax everyone pays. US Farm marketing boards get their funding from a tax farmers pay on each unit of product they sell. They are supposed to be the equivalent of the RIAA or MPAA for eggs, or beef, or milk, or whatever; not a policy body.

      Moreover if you don't buy eggs you pay $0 a year towards the AEB.

    16. Re:Well, yea... by bsolar · · Score: 1

      Misleading advertisement is illegal. This includes trying to misrepresent paid reviews as being independent reviews.

    17. Re:Well, yea... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      It may be incompetence. The product is called "Just Mayo." It has an egg on it. Mayonnaise is a very old recipe. It includes eggs.

      If I looked at that box I'd assume they were selling Mayonnaise with real eggs, probably from free-range chickens, and no preservatives. JustMayo is actually vegan.

      Textbook case of both false advertising, and shitty marketing.

    18. Re: Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So the truth is out this year?

    19. Re:Well, yea... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      It's the guardian.

      Dissidents=good.

      Vegans are dissidents from the standard.

    20. Re:Well, yea... by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      Hanlon's Razor indeed. "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity, but don't rule out malice."

    21. Re:Well, yea... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      That's even worse.

      Who makes this mandatory? I can understand making it mandatory to join an oversight board or reporting data to the FDA. But I hope the government isn't requiring companies to join advocacy groups. That's a small step away from mandatory lobbying.

    22. Re:Well, yea... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 4, Informative

      That sounds more like incompetence than malice, or excessive cautiousness...

      Vegans won't eat eggs, and will avoid products which contain them.

      A lot of products are advertised as "may contain traces of nuts" when they usually dont, the companies are over cautious incase there is a trace of nuts and someone has a severe reaction.

      While that's a nice story, that's NOT what GP was talking about. As detailed in a previous Guardian article, the company calls its product "Just Mayo" and has a picture of an egg on the label. The FDA has (rightly) accused them of false advertising, because they (1) imply their product is mayonnaise with their name, but doesn't contain necessary ingredients for the normal definition of mayo, (2) include ingredients that are not allowed in products claiming to be mayonnaise, (3) show a picture of an egg and plant on the label, leading to an impression that the product contains eggs and is likely a "natural" version of mayo, and (4) also implies on the label that their product is "heart-healthy" while not meeting the FDA standard for such labeling.

      We have food definitions for a reason. It prevents you from going to the store and buying a thing labeled "ground beef" and getting a bunch of ground-up cat mixed with oats and tofu. There are definitions for mayonnaise, too.

      I have no problem if this company wants to sell a vegan product similar to mayonnaise -- that's great. Maybe it's tasty or healthier -- great. But they should either choose a name that clearly indicates it is NOT traditional mayonnaise and/or have an explanation on the label indicating explicitly how it differs from traditional mayo.

      Instead, this company wants to try to mislead customers into thinking they are buying a "more natural" and "pure" version of actual mayonnaise ("Just Mayo") by using a deceptive label.

      This is definitely not "incompetence." It's clearly deliberate.

    23. Re:Well, yea... by Ken+D · · Score: 2

      ... it can't be Mayonnaise unless it meets the criteria for being Mayonnaise. It's been this way for decades, practically a century. Just look at a jar of Miracle Whip. It is NOT called mayonnaise because it doesn't have enough oil to be called mayonnaise, and it has been that way since 1933.

      Similarly: Kraft Singles aren't cheese. California Sparkling Wine isn't Champagne. Gardenburger Veggie Burgers aren't hamburgers. Margarine isn't butter.

      Maybe they should have gone with "I can't believe it's not Mayo!"

    24. Re:Well, yea... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Did what? Public relations? Advertise?

      No, running a smear campaign and hiding where it came from:

      One leading public health attorney, asked to review the internal communications, said the egg marketing group was in breach of a US department of agriculture (USDA) regulation that specifically prohibited "any advertising (including press releases) deemed disparaging to another commodity".

      You know, snidely suggesting someone else's product is inferior or unsafe. They didn't promote their own stuff, they attacked someone else's.

      The AEB contracted Edelman, the world's largest public relations company, to coordinate the attack. One passage within the email tranche suggests that AEB amended its contract with Edelman to include a section called "Beyond Eggs Consumer Research".

      "Conduct qualitative/quantitative consumer research to pinpoint and prioritize areas of focus. For example, research will, ideally, provide actionable intelligence on what attacks are gaining traction with consumers and which are not so as to help industry calibrate level of communications response (if any) to ensure a consistent response strategy moving forward," the passage reads.

      "Ads considered disparaging are those that depict other commodities in a negative or unpleasant light via either video, photography or statements," said attorney Michele Simon, of the law firm Foscolo and Handel, after reviewing the AEB emails. "The entire contract [amendment] with Edelman violates this rule."

      If you have a clause in your contract which says "attack", and the entire point is to literally undermine another industry, this isn't advertising and PR. This is a smear campaign.

      If a person did this it would certainly be illegal. As it is when a corporation or lobby group does.

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    25. Re:Well, yea... by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Where in TFA does it say anything about lobbying? All they did was spend some marketing dollars pushing the consumption of eggs.

    26. Re:Well, yea... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      The AEB is a taxpayer funded organization , so yes, running PR, misleading advertising campaigns, and undermining a private company, with my tax dollars is inappropriate.

      Except the American Egg Board is NOT a "taxpayer funded organization." It is a checkoff organization, which means that it gets its funding from producers of eggs.

      The government connection is that the USDA oversees these organizations and regulates them to ensure that they adhere to certain business practices (including not criticizing other food, the issue in the present case).

      So, unless you have bought eggs, you have contributed ZERO DOLLARS to the AEB. Not a single cent of your taxes has gone to their "misleading advertising campaigns."

      That said -- "checkoff" programs have been attacked by some in recent years because of their mandatory contribution to sell commodity products.

      So, ShanghaiBill, if you sell eggs for a living, I can understand if you want to complain about the AEB taking money out of some of your profits. But even then it's a bit misleading to say that they are taking your "tax dollars."

    27. Re:Well, yea... by Sique · · Score: 1

      Because mayonnaise is defined as "spicy sauce made from oil and egg yolk"? If it doesn't contain eggs, it's not a mayonnaise. If it doesn't contain oil, it's not a mayonnaise.

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    28. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather a company mislabel their vegan product than torture and murder millions of chickens.

    29. Re:Well, yea... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

      Who makes this mandatory?

      Congress.

      Currently the "Commodity Promotion, Research, and Information Act of 1996," I believe. Some programs also have state oversight.

      I can understand making it mandatory to join an oversight board or reporting data to the FDA.

      That's one of the intentions -- the commodity "checkoff" programs are regulated by the USDA and are partly about ensuring consistency in product policy.

      But I hope the government isn't requiring companies to join advocacy groups. That's a small step away from mandatory lobbying.

      These "checkoff" programs perhaps made more sense a few decades ago when smaller farms were still common. The idea was that no small farmer had the resources by himself to have an advertising campaign to promote milk or egg or pork consumption or whatever. And voluntary programs (hence the name "checkoff" -- they originally required producers to "check off" if they wanted to participate) had the "free rider" problem -- if 50% of egg producers contributed to generic "Incredible, Edible Egg!" marketing, the other 50% of producers got this promotion of their product effectively for free.

      The justification here is that these "commodities" are often marketed generically, without reference to the specific producers -- thus, they should all contribute equally to ensure consistent product demand. And SCOTUS has upheld such policies as constitutional, as long as they are part of a "larger regulatory framework." If these checkoff programs are solely about advertising, then they can be unconstitutional. But they are also supposed to be about product research, ensuring consistent and accurate public information about commodities, promotion through various channels (not just consumer advertising), etc. And they are expected to play by very specific rules regulated by the USDA in any advocacy -- which is the big deal with the Egg Board here, because they violated these rules.

      Anyhow, one other thing to note is that Congress requires there to be a referendum vote from the producers every three years to continue or terminate any of these checkoff programs, so if the egg producers decide that they no longer want this program, they can vote to terminate it.

      Obviously there are some legal questions here, and SCOTUS has had mixed rulings over the years. But the general idea dates back to a time when agriculture was a major part of the U.S. economy, and ensuring consistent supply and demand was essential to prevent major problems with the U.S. food supply.

    30. Re:Well, yea... by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      Lobbying, which is called bribing when done by an individual.

      No, "lobbying" isn't "bribing". And, yes, individuals can legally lobby and they can legally make campaign contributions. Wealthy individuals do it all the time.

      Your head is really a muddled stew of left wing propaganda: "corporate personhood", "lobbying is bribery", etc.

    31. Re:Well, yea... by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      The AEB is a taxpayer funded organization, so yes, running PR, misleading advertising campaigns, and undermining a private company, with my tax dollars is inappropriate.

      Of course it is "inappropriate". It is, however, odd for a left wing newspaper to complain about this because their political objective is to have even more of this kind of sh*t going on.

    32. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is an "independent review"? I don't think I've ever seen one of those on the Internet.

    33. Re:Well, yea... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It's not misleading to say eggs are good for you.

    34. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The AEB is a taxpayer funded organization,
      Absolutely FALSE. The AEB is a checkoff program, and is NOT a part of the US Government, and in no way connected to taxes. The AEB has every right to promote eggs, and I see nothing wrong with what they're doing. They paid people to write articles about eggs. Wow.. what a scandal.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodity_checkoff_program

    35. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The AEB has ZERO to do with the US government. The funding isn't mandated by the government, the government doesn't collect the taxes, and the government isn't part of the AEB. The fees are mandated by the producers.

      It's completely misleading to call this a tax. It's a fee imposed by the producers on eggs. It's completely private, not public.

    36. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just look at a jar of Miracle Whip. It is NOT called mayonnaise because it doesn't have enough oil to be called mayonnaise

      Bzzzzzt. Wrong.

      Miracle Whip is not called mayonaise because it's not mayonaise, and its manufacturer doesn't misrepresent it. It's dressing. It lacks eggs. It not only contains enough oil to have been mayonaise (if it contained eggs), it's pretty much all oil. It's whipped oil dressing. That's literally what it is.

      Kraft singles are pretty much the same thing, but with some gelatin and orange cheese coloring. If you instead use additives to mimic butter, you get margarine. They're all whipped vegetable oil. So is Crisco, but its additives make it mimic lard/tallow.

    37. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $2500?

      I'll do it for a carton of eggs.

      Eggs are freaking awesome. Scrambled, over easy, Benedict, turned into an omelette.

      With ham, bacon, sausage, kale, various cheeses or mushrooms.

      Aww yiss eggs. Eggs rule.

    38. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. I shoot you, I take your money. That's a truly free market. I demanded money, you supplied it. Don't like my free market forces? Are you by chance a communist? Are you going to start talking about artificial ways to stop me from doing that now?

    39. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ns. how does a shit story like this get on /. front page? or at all?

      but it's symptomatic of the newer and suckier /. meh!

    40. Re:Well, yea... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Except the American Egg Board is NOT a "taxpayer funded organization." It is a checkoff organization, which means that it gets its funding from producers of eggs.

      So a tax on eggs is not a tax because it is "on eggs"?

    41. Re:Well, yea... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      It's completely misleading to call this a tax.

      Sure, a tax is money that a company or individual is compelled by the government to pay. But this is not a tax, it is merely money that a company or individual is compelled by the government to pay. Big difference.

    42. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does the demand curve look like for a fraudulent product? Accurate information is critical to a functioning free market. Yes trade secrets routinely exist in reality but so do price fixing monopolies. Neither are generally considered beneficial to anyone but the suppliers.

    43. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BZZZT WRONG! if you are going to call out someone for being wrong, at least get your own facts right.

      miracle whip does indeed have eggs.

      kraft miracle whip label

      hellman's mayonnaise label

      except for the spices the labels are pretty close.

      miracle whip isn't mayonaisse because it doesn't have enough oil to meet the FDA's definition like the gp said. it is also tends to be sweeter.

    44. Re:Well, yea... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Functioning free markets require information symmetry, asymmetrical information distorts markets.

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    45. Re:Well, yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The free market also requires informed buyers operating in a frictionless market. Mis-information undoes the 'informed buyers' and markets with an industry wide lobbying group is less than frictionless. Thus, this is, by definition not a "free market".

    46. Re:Well, yea... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Free market means that prices are determined by the forces of supply and demand, as opposed to artificial (non-free, as in liberty) forces that set price ceilings or price floors. Trade secrets are routinely held secret in free markets.

      No, a genuine free market involves many other factors than just how prices are determined, for instance perfect information, perfectly rational actors and so on.

      In practice, capitalism allows trade secrets, along with trademarks, cartels and many other distortions of a (theoretical) pure free market.

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    47. Re:Well, yea... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Awesomest reply I've had on Slashdot in years. Thank you.

    48. Re:Well, yea... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      The AC is wrong. This does have to do with the US government, per the reply by AthanasiusKircher (1333179).

      But this is not a tax, it is merely money that a company or individual is compelled by the government to pay. Big difference.

      Based on the recent SCOTUS ruling on the ACA, it seems that these kinds of mandatory fees may indeed be considered taxes. See http://obamacarefacts.com/supr... under "Supreme Court Ruling: A Tax not a Mandate"

  3. Um... so what? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This all sounds like what many companies would do when faced with an upstart competitor - basically what's known as "playing hardball".

    If this Hampton Creek company is backed by some of the "biggest names" in Silicon Valley, isn't it well-positioned financially to respond? This doesn't exactly sound like David vs. Goliath.

    As an aside - is there such a thing as "Big Egg"? We buy ours from a local farm.

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    1. Re:Um... so what? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      This all sounds like what many companies would do when faced with an upstart competitor - basically what's known as "playing hardball".

      The American Egg Board isn't a company - it's a marketing consortium. And such consortiums are specifically prohibited by USDA regulations from engaging in smear campaigns.

    2. Re:Um... so what? by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      No, it's not MY TAX DOLLARS, it's a mandatory fee from the egg producers that funds the board. It might increase the price of eggs on the shelf to cover that fee, but it isn't coming out of sales taxes, income taxes and so forth.

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    3. Re:Um... so what? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      The American Egg Board isn't a company - it's a marketing consortium. And such consortiums are specifically prohibited by USDA regulations from engaging in smear campaigns.

      The thing is - I'm having a hard time seeing where they "smeared" anyone. They seem to have tried to get various people to write glowing stories about real eggs.

      And they tried to buy Google ads that would pop up when someone searched for Hampton Creek. Again, that may be annoying but it's not unusual behavior.

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    4. Re:Um... so what? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      Dude,

      Learn some shit about how the farm industry works before discrediting your entire movement.

      All, as in every single one, American Farm Industry lobbying organizations are funded by a checkoff tax. A farmer moves x units of food y, he sends the government x*checkoff, and they send it to YforAmerica. Your tazx dollars only go to Y to the extent you pay for their products, so you VeganCyclist have never given a dime to the Egg Board.

      Which means if you try to get all of industry Y fired (that's what "disrupt" actually means), YforAmerica's entire fucking job is to disrupt your ass. And if you start implying that the actual government (as in Congress) is oppressing you because YforAmerica is doing it's fucking job you have just pissed off the 20-30% of the country that lives in places where they know how the farm industry operates, and guess who controls Congress?

    5. Re:Um... so what? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 2

      But they didn't smear anyone.

      The emails are internal. Internally they're allowed to hate you.

      The external stuff is all paying people to say nice things about eggs, and they are allowed to do that, even in places wqhere people don;t normally say niced things about eggs (such as google searches for vegan egg substitutes).

    6. Re:Um... so what? by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      As an aside - is there such a thing as "Big Egg"?

      Ever see an ostrich egg?
      And let's not get started with dinosaurs...

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    7. Re:Um... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The AEB isn't funded by tax dollars. It's funded by fees collected from its members---the egg producers.

      Government meddling and interference? What a delightfully plausible charge. With no details, no facts, no specific claims of wrongdoing.

      Take your factually-deficient whining elsewhere.

    8. Re:Um... so what? by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Well, given it says 'vegan' in my handle (which you kindly point out) how am I even *remotely* trying to hide my bias? But besides that, most of this post is simply facts, and facts from the AEB themselves. Not sure what's got you in such a tizzy. You can view my post history as well..and I'm not exactly one-dimensional in my posts. Sure, this is a big interest of mine, and one I'd say I'm more informed than most about, but it's not my only interest.

    9. Re:Um... so what? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      As an aside - is there such a thing as "Big Egg"? We buy ours from a local farm.

      You are very much in the minority. All eggs used in all chain grocery stores in the USA, all eggs used in fast food restaurants, all dried/freeze dried eggs used in boxed cakes/cupcakes mixes in stores, etc.. all of that comes from huge egg producers.

      I haven't check in a while, but even our local/organic/vegan friendly Portland Oregon stores carry "Big Egg".

  4. Good For Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm strongly in favor of eggs. Go eggs.

    1. Re:Good For Them by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      "Miss Edie, as long as there are chicken layin' and truck drivin' and my feet walkin', you can be sure that l will bring you the finest of the fine, the largest of the large and the whitest of the white. ln other words, that thin-shelled ovum of the domestic fowl will never be safe as long as there are chicken layin' and l'm alive because l am your eggman and there ain't a better one in town!"

      - The Eggman

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    2. Re:Good For Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Vegan egg substitute" may be one of the more off-putting "food" ideas I've ever read about.

    3. Re:Good For Them by Speck'sBacon · · Score: 1

      "Vegan egg substitute" may be one of the more off-putting "food" ideas I've ever read about.

      There was an episode of Good Eats where Alton Brown used avocados to replace the eggs in certain recipes, including for ice cream. Depending on how you feel about avocados, it's doable.

    4. Re:Good For Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?

  5. And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is OP alleging this activities are all illegal? Are any of these things illegal? I am scratching my head to figure out which one. Maybe buying of the google ads for someone else's trademarks if that was done?

    Or should we add to the the Hampton Creek side of the ledger....spammed second rate news for nerds site with hyped up allegations of mean business practices in support of egg replacement for friend working at egg replacement company......

    1. Re:And? by sectokia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think they are saying the board is funded by government. So basically your taxes are being used top fund bloggers to pay about eggs to hopefully surpress innovation.

    2. Re:And? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      Which is, of course, not quite true.

      The tax is only paid by producers of eggs. The difference between these guys and the RIAA isn't that are supposed to act different, it's that instead of voluntary dues assessed by the association the funding is a mandatory tax paid by egg farmers vie the government.

      So your tax dollars are only relevant if you;re an egg-farmer.

  6. government organizations to dissolve by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 0

    The United States could safely eject several organizations which do not represent the interests the general public:

    Department of Agriculture
    Chamber of Commerce
    Department of Justice

    and probably several more

    will never happen.
    Instead we will nominate more czar's of random things, then that person turns into a department ... That's how we grow government, and no party has real desire to reverse it.
     

    1. Re:government organizations to dissolve by QRDeNameland · · Score: 2

      You do realize that one of those is not a government agency, right? If not, I'll leave it as an exercise to figure out which one.

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    2. Re:government organizations to dissolve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If not, I'll leave it as an eggzercise to figure out which one."
      There is the "Department Of Commerce", but it ain't eggzactly the same thing.

    3. Re:government organizations to dissolve by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      You do realize that he didn't call any of them government agencies? If not, I'll leave it as an exercise to figure out what he actually said.

      This is the big problem with your kind, you jump to conclusions that fit your pre-existing mental state and then freak out about it. Didn't you people used to be anti-US government and anti-everything-American?

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    4. Re:government organizations to dissolve by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      "JUMP to Conclusions!" "yes, that idea, it is horrible"

    5. Re:government organizations to dissolve by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      I suspect he meant the Department of Commerce, an agency of the federal government dedicated to crony capitalism.

      (In the US the Chamber of Commerce is, of course, a private lobbying group; in other nations, however, it is indeed a governmental entity.)

  7. LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love how the AEB chair is some fat, unhealthy woman.

  8. Buy Google advertisements to show ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that why an image of Dr Evil shows up in google images when I search for Google?

  9. Astroturfing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing out of the ordinary of what is to be expected from an American lobbyist group. Paying to push your own agenda is not the same as trying to spread FUD and publicly smear a competing agenda.

  10. I am no vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am no vegan and I like eating eggs. But I respect vegetarians and vegans, and now I don't want to eat the eggs ptoduced by that organisation. How can I avoid them?

    1. Re:I am no vegan by deek · · Score: 2

      Raise your own hens? Or buy eggs from someone who has hens and is not associated with the egg lobby?

      Honestly, if you went to your local farmer's markets, you'd probably find someone with eggs pretty quickly.

    2. Re:I am no vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      organisation

      How can I avoid them?

      Judging by your non-American English spelling of that word, I think you already are.

    3. Re:I am no vegan by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      7.67 billion eggs are produced in the US each year. Can you even imagine how many 'hobby farms' it would take to accomplish this feat? Quite nearly every remaining square foot of the US would have to be transformed into hobby farms to accomplish this. Hampton Creek is challenging an unsustainable industry, and providing an excellent replacement, but is being pursued by the government for this innovation...that just doesn't seem right. : \

    4. Re:I am no vegan by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Eggs are pretty simple to grow. My brother has 3 hens in his back yard. His two school age children help with egg collection and learn about sustainable animal husbandry.

      21 eggs a week provide the family of four with a soft boiled egg for breakfast each weekday.

      (Now I know people live in apartments but still...)

    5. Re:I am no vegan by deek · · Score: 1

      Well, it wasn't a suggestion for every single person in the US. I'd imagine that it'd be quite difficult raising hens in a studio apartment, or any apartment, for that matter. Given enough backyard space, though, it's feasible for anyone to do. Especially if you cook at home and produce a good amount of green waste.

    6. Re:I am no vegan by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      well, I suppose you could always use the roof of the apartment building...

    7. Re:I am no vegan by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      My point is there isn't enough backyard space to do this...and ignoring that, there are a lot of issues that come up from raising your own chickens. First, you have to feed them, which takes more time and money (and since they're fairly inefficient at converting protein, and will need supplemental feed, your total cost-per-egg will go up). You also need to clean up after them (hopefully at least a few times a week.)

      You will now be attracting more predators into the city. Here in Greater Vancouver, there are an estimated 2-3,000 coyotes living in the area, and fortunately co-existence has been pretty good, but I could see other communities who would not be impressed with more species moving into the city. Racoons are pretty crafty, and are quite capable of getting into many enclosures, or finding when someone's been sloppy or careless in closing the enclosure (as happened to an acquaintance). This all breeds stupidity, an people end up setting traps in their backyards in an effort to 'control' the predators, and then instead of trapping predators, pets and children get caught in snares and leghold traps instead. (This also happens with regularity here in Vancouver.)

      After a year, 'productivity' of chickens drops, and within 2 years you're getting an egg or two per chicken per week. So now you have to deal with this - either keeping them (and they live upwards of 10yrs), or disposing of them (I hate to think of what that means...) And then getting MORE chickens to replace them.

      Chickens also get sick, get bugs, and need more care than just 'giving them food'. A few chickens in a block are pretty quiet, but if a large number of backyards in an area had chickens, the noise would become quite significant. Oh, and the stink. Doubtless some neighbours would spend as much time cleaning up, and so the stink from their manure would spread around the block as well..

      I think there's a lot more to consider here.. I imagine there's a good reason people were eager to get hens out of their backyards in the first place, and find their eggs elsewhere. (Which brings us back full circle to how they're actually unnecessary, and companies like Hampton Creek are finding innovative ways to replace these things. ;)

    8. Re:I am no vegan by deek · · Score: 1

      All excellent points. I agree with most of them, well, except for the backyard space. Canada/US are both quite big. There would be plenty of people with backyards big enough to support a few hens.

      There are solutions to the cleaning up issue. You can get a rolling cage that effectively spreads the waste around the yard. This deals with the stink problem too, as the waste is dispersed and is allowed to break down before it becomes offensive. Has a good side-effect of providing fertilisation for the yard.

      I've got no experience with dealing with racoons and coyotes, so can't really comment. I'm sure a sufficiently sturdy cage could fend them off, though.

      Care, feed, cost per egg, and all that jazz, well, that's a bit of a strawman argument, as the original question was how to avoid dealing with those associated with the egg lobby. If you have to work a bit more, pay a little extra, then that's the cost of trying to achieve your ideal.

      I applaud Hampton Creek for doing what they're doing. There's certainly a place in this world for their products. Though they will never completely replace the need for eggs, or the need for some people to raise hens for self-sufficiency, consequences of such notwithstanding.

    9. Re:I am no vegan by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Heya - for sure there are lots of backyards here, but my point on space is that there is nowhere enough to fulfill the demand for over 7 billion eggs. And this only offsets a small portion of egg consumption, the vast majority are used in commercial products....not eaten directly by consumers.

      Is there a rolling cage that provides adequate shelter from the elements, etc..? And chickens standing on wire all day is pretty cruel. =(

      I don't doubt that some individuals can ween themselves from commercial eggs (but this also means eating much less processed or restaurant food, unless it's vegan. ;)

      Just curious what other 'need' for eggs you're thinking of? Of course, I'm biased as a vegan, but I haven't consumed any eggs or egg products for 25yrs now - what am I missing that's essential? =)

    10. Re:I am no vegan by deek · · Score: 1

      Yep, I agree that backyards aren't going to feed the whole US. But, it will feed the house that has the backyard, which is kind of the point of such a setup. Hence the original query has been answered.

      As for rolling chicken coops, where there's a will, there's a way, my friend. Do a google search on what people have built. Ingenuity abounds.

      If Hampton Creek pull off a near indistinguishable liquid yolk/white product at a price point below eggs, I'm sure we'll be moving to their product pretty quickly. It'd actually be quite convenient when producing cakes and such. Though, the liquid stuff can't replace a sunny side up egg on toast, with a rich yolk that flows like molten nutrition when the sac is cut. Nor can it be used in a Korean restaurant, when you order a bibimbap. Plenty of other types of meals that require that certain mix of whites and yolk that only eggs can give.

      The other "need" is for self-sufficiency. All good and fine if a company wants to produce eggs for you. If you want to make them yourself, your only option is to raise chickens.

    11. Re:I am no vegan by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      One of the reason the egg industry is freaking out is Hampton Creek *does* plan to make eggs obsolete and unnecessary, and perhaps even in all the ways you describe.. As someone once posted here on /. : "where there's a will, there's a way, my friend". ;)

    12. Re:I am no vegan by deek · · Score: 1

      You will not make self-sufficiency obsolete and unnecessary. Eggs from chickens will always occupy that segment, that is, until people can produce their own artificial eggs.

      The recipe to make eggs obsolete: artificial yolk contained in a fine membrane, surrounded by artificial whites, in a convenient container, for a price point significantly less than what the egg industry can farm it. I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's likely a very long way off. Until then, the egg industry will still be there.

      There's always a way for one will. But one way for many? Sure, why not. I look forward to trying out my first artificial egg breakfast. If they can make egg yolks coagulate at a higher temperature, I may even prefer them.

    13. Re:I am no vegan by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      I dunno, are they really a form of self-sufficiency? Where do they get the hens from in the first place? Often they're not 'local', but shipped in. The feed most people give them is also not local.. While some people will have enough 'scraps' to actually feed and nourish hens, I imagine a lot of people don't, and have to actually buy more food for them, where most of the calories and protein are lost..

      For example: "By the time your layer hen has reached maturity at 5 months of age, she will have consumed approximately 20 pounds of feed." That's 20lbs of edible food gone, per hen, before you even get a single egg! How is that sustainable? 3 hens means 60lbs of grains, gone...that's a lot of food when you're talking about growing your own.

      If you're really serious about self-sufficiency, then it'd be much more efficient to eat the grains you're feeding to the hen instead, dontcha think? (And again, rinse and repeat process after a year or two when you're only getting an egg or two a week, but they're still eating the same amount of food.)

      Sure, some homes work, but the vast majority of back yards I'm familiar with wouldn't..or they would devour the garden crops intended for people (as happens with an acquaintance). But I think if you really examine it for 'self-sufficiency', and go beyond the hobby fad, there are a lot of strikes against them..

    14. Re:I am no vegan by deek · · Score: 1

      Well, from my experience, it is a form of self-sufficiency. Hens are sourced from local places, because keeping roosters is not very polite for neighbours. Yes, feed can be needed to supplement their food source, but chickens will eat all sorts of kitchen scraps, including egg shells themselves, and will eat bugs around the garden, and also any pulled weeds. Much better than throwing it in the garden waste bin. You don't want to rely on grain for their feed, as a wide variety of food will benefit them more. If you have a family that generate a good amount of food scraps, your reliance on feed will be minor.

      Raising hens for eggs is not for everyone, that we can agree on. But it is an option, and is open to quite a large number of people. Also, I think it's a positive activity, and worth the effort. It's also a great family activity.

  11. You say that like it's a bad thing. by JazzHarper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Those are all perfectly legitimate responses to attacks from food-fear mongers.
    It's not just one startup--it's a multi-billion dollar industry built on FUD.

    1. Re:You say that like it's a bad thing. by LMariachi · · Score: 2, Informative

      What fear-mongering? Some people can’t eat eggs. Some people don’t want to eat eggs. Hampton Creek is putting out products for those people. They’re not going on Dr. Oz claiming eggs will give you cancer.

    2. Re:You say that like it's a bad thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they were just "putting out products for those people" wouldn't they have named it something different than "Just Mayo?" Does "Just Mayo" sound like it has no eggs to you? To me, "Just Mayo" sounds like an organic or simplified version of Mayonnaise. Just Mayo, to me, doesn't mean no eggs.

    3. Re:You say that like it's a bad thing. by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

      a multi-billion dollar industry built on FUD.

      This is what Veganism is? Really? So the millions of people who've led vegan lives in, say, India, over the millennia, are victims of some multi-billion dollar corporate scam? Wow! Thanks for letting me know!

    4. Re:You say that like it's a bad thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So..that's it? A vegan product that sounds too much like it has eggs in it when it doesn't? You want to ban the use of the word "burger" or "chick'n" too? I mean, in most places I've seen "Just Mayo" and similar products are all grouped together in the vegan section. There's rarely a point where I'd mistake it accidentally for something with eggs. And 99% of the time, it doesn't matter to me if Mayo per se HAS eggs. What matters to me is the taste and the cost. To that end, it's again 99% moot because vegan is almost always more expensive.

      Really, if that's the real complaint, then the Egg Lobby should have pushed the FDA to demand better labeling. Honestly, I think most vegans would actually prefer it if in big letters it had "Vegan" or "No Eggs". I don't think there's some sort of big conspiracy or even intentional act to trick the average consumer into buying "Just Mayo" when the consumer really wanted eggs.

      *sigh* This discussion is so pathetic unless there's some actual evidence of manipulation or fraud on Hampton Creek's part. And no matter how it turns out, it doesn't begin to explain why the Egg Lobby chose to seek manipulation or fraud to support eggs. Unless, of course, they're either hypocrites or otherwise believe what Hampton Creek [seemingly] did was okay.

    5. Re:You say that like it's a bad thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Just Mayo" sounds like it doesn't have tracking software built in as a marketing campaign.

    6. Re:You say that like it's a bad thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't say veganism was, just some of the big businesses trying to promote it as another fad diet.

    7. Re:You say that like it's a bad thing. by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      *sigh* This discussion is so pathetic unless there's some actual evidence of manipulation or fraud on Hampton Creek's part.

      Well, in TFA, there is a link to an article describing precisely that.

      I don't think there's some sort of big conspiracy or even intentional act to trick the average consumer into buying "Just Mayo" when the consumer really wanted eggs.

      I wouldn't call it a "big conspiracy" -- it's just a company trying to sell a product. You call your product "Just Mayo" and put a picture of an egg and a plant on the front. You get the vegan crowd who has heard of your product, plus you might sell more product to people looking for "healthy" or "natural" mayo.

      The vegan market, while growing, is still quite small. (Polls and estimates generally put the proportion of vegans in the U.S. at less than 1%.) The number of people who buy regular mayonnaise is probably a couple orders of magnitude larger. You could probably sell more product to normal mayo seekers trying to find "natural" mayo than you could sell to dedicated vegans.

      It's not a grand "conspiracy." It's a marketing decision -- one that is potentially deceptive, if you actually believe the mayonnaise should have a standard definition. The FDA generally has limitations on what can and can't go into certain foods, to avoid situations where a consumer thinks he/she is getting X, but it's actually Y or a severely diluted form of X mixed with crap.

      Really, if that's the real complaint, then the Egg Lobby should have pushed the FDA to demand better labeling.

      Uh, the FDA did take action.

      (To be clear, NONE of this excuses the actions of the Egg Board, which seems deplorable. But that doesn't mean there isn't some deception going on on both sides.)

    8. Re:You say that like it's a bad thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you complain that a Boca Burger (vegan burger patties) doesn't really have any "burger" in it? Cmon, I don't think requiring consumers to have *some* sort of intelligence is totally ridiculous..

    9. Re:You say that like it's a bad thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those people who simply couldn't afford to eat animal-sourced foods or had some religious proscription on such never called themselves "vegans".
      Veganism is a relatively new movement, based on different principles entirely. Vegans are rich, and usually not religious at all.

    10. Re:You say that like it's a bad thing. by AsidLop · · Score: 1

      No it is not a bad thing. bloggers must be encouraged to spread useful information, specially in food niche. It is a good step taken.

  12. this is news? by Kkloe · · Score: 2

    so they are doing what all businesses have done when they face other competition, how can this be anything new thing, the guardian seems to have a very slow day, mabe they ran out of click baits

    as long as their are not spreading lies or misleading information about their own product or competition then there is nothing to see here

    1. Re:this is news? by Sumus+Semper+Una · · Score: 1

      The article and summary were pretty terrible about getting across the salient points. NPR did a much better job earlier this week. Here's a few things glossed over or not adequately highlighted in TFA: 1) The American Egg Board is run by the U.S. Department of Agriculture and funded by the egg industry. The anti-competition actions were taken by a government run entity on behalf of non-government entities. 2) The American Egg Board's sole purpose is the marketing and promotion of eggs for human consumption. Smear campaigns and lobbying the FDA against competition are in no way in line with their charter. 3) The only reason we know for sure that this happened was an activist requesting that the information be released because the American Egg Board, being a government entity, falls under the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA). Without that, this would be just a conspiracy theory. To sum up, this is a story about monopolistic collusion between a government-run organization and a consortium of business interests that was brought to light by FOIA. The cynic in us is not surprised by any of this, perhaps, but it's still news and still something worth noting and discussing.

    2. Re:this is news? by Kkloe · · Score: 1

      I would not say its government run if the salaries comes from companies, but for starter it is weird to have it like a "government organization" in the first place

      where is the smear campaign in this case or lobbying of said FDA by them, it seems they were doing what they were paid to do by the companies who put their money in it, promote eggs, heck even in their page they say that: http://www.aeb.org/about-aeb/a... , so this was not such much of a revelation of anything, specially when they have to release the information when asked to
      it seems it is way better them being a government organization than not

  13. Additionally... by LMariachi · · Score: 1

    Makes you wonder about where hatchet pieces like this came from. And who lit a fire under the FDA's ass to crack down on the definition of "mayo?"

    1. Re:Additionally... by mysidia · · Score: 2

      I think the bottom line is that their business relies on deceiving people into buying their new alternative products, Because if people realized their "Just Mayo" product, for example, contained a plant alternative to eggs by having it presented at the time of purchase..... many people would not buy.

      IMO; the new alternatives are not proven though. I would be wary about them. I think there is good reason to be wary about them.

      That doesn't mean they do not have value ---- esp. to vegans

    2. Re:Additionally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Hampton Creek named their product "Just Mayo" when it just wasn't. Mayo has eggs. Just Mayo doesn't. Even Tetrick said that they named the product Mayo instead of Mayonnaise because he knew it wasn't actually mayonnaise. The problem is that Mayo is short for Mayonnaise. I'm sure there are people out there, like you, who think Mayo means Cinco de Mayo or Joe Mayo from Seinfeld and have no idea what Mayonnaise is, but most of us do. Even Merriam-Webster which reads in total Definition of Mayo : Mayonnaise. The definition of Mayonnaise has eggs in it. Just Mayo has no eggs in it. It's not Mayonnaise. Name it something else and put underneath it "Vegan Mayo, er, I mean Mayonnaise substitute." No, continue to whine and bitch that you marketed your product as something that it wasn't and claim conspiracy when you're called out on it. The Egg lobby might have been heavy handed, but they were right. Just change the name, damn. Just Mayo is good stuff, probably not any better or worse than regular Mayo, er, um, I mean Mayonnaise, but I'm not bent on eradicating animal based foodstuffs from the shelves like Tetrick.

    3. Re:Additionally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also shouldn't call it 'Mayo' because it contains absolutely no bits of Richard Gere from 'An Officer And a Gentleman'. A batch containing bits of Lou Gossett was recalled last year for not being vegan, i.e. containing ham.

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    4. Re:Additionally... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The same people who think GMO foods should be prominently labeled because what's in the can isn't real food are, naturally, against it when it suddenly suits their political biases. Surprise, surprise.

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    5. Re:Additionally... by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      I assume you’re drawing an analogy to GMO labeling. The difference is that the whole selling point of Just Mayo is that it’s egg-free. Nobody is being deceived unless they can’t read the label.

      I predict they’ll end up changing it to “Just Aioli.” Not as much mass-market recognition, but the people buying this stuff aren’t exactly putting it on baloney and Wonderbread sandwiches anyway.

    6. Re:Additionally... by aXis100 · · Score: 2

      Most mayonnaise in the supermarket doesn't contain eggs, and hasn't for the last 15 years. It's the new normal, so much so that any mayo that does have eggs in it now advertises it as a special feature - eg on the label "Real Egg Mayonnaise"

    7. Re:Additionally... by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      In civilized countries you can't call "butter" anything with plant oils in it, "chocolate" something with no or trace amounts of cocoa, or "mayo" something not made with eggs.

      The US lacks proper consumer protection laws, and attempts to fix that meet with attacks from peddlers of fake stuff...

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    8. Re:Additionally... by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

      They also shouldn't call it Vegan, because that's a lie too. I defy anyone to find a cost effective way of bringing food to earth from Vega.

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    9. Re: Additionally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So this presedent will force them all to change their names. Great!

    10. Re:Additionally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In civilized countries you can't call "butter" anything with plant oils in it, "chocolate" something with no or trace amounts of cocoa, or "mayo" something not made with eggs.

      The US lacks proper consumer protection laws, and attempts to fix that meet with attacks from peddlers of fake stuff...

      You mean like plum butter, peanut butter and almond butter?
      Feel free to visit your supermarket and then retract this unsubstantiated claim. I am all for truth in advertising, but that boat has sailed long ago.

    11. Re:Additionally... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the whole selling point of Just Mayo is that it’s egg-free.

      I don't see that it's sold any differently by looking at the name of the product.
      The average consumer is likely to assume it is just mayonnaise, because the name of the product IS the label. Hell it's called "Just" mayo.

      The little bit of text somewhere else under the headline is the "fine print", And few people will read it after recognizing the name stating that the product is Mayo, because people know what mayo is and what mayo tastes like as well.

    12. Re:Additionally... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      In civilized countries you can't call "butter" anything with plant oils in it,

      Yeah..... feel free to call your plant oil substitute "Plant Oil Spread" or "New Butter Replacement"

      Just don't lie to us and attempt to create consumer confusion to benefit your sales by calling your product Butter if it is chemically different from what is traditionally called butter.

    13. Re:Additionally... by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      Makes you wonder about where hatchet pieces like this [businessinsider.com] came from. And who lit a fire under the FDA's ass [bloomberg.com] to crack down on the definition of "mayo?"

      Doesn't "make you wonder" at all; of course, manufacturers of competing products are going to insist that their competitors don't mislead customers. If something is labeled as "mayo", that's what it should be. And in our progressive government, the enforcement of such basic truth-in-labeling falls on regulatory agencies like the FDA, so that's where competitors need to go to get things done. So, what nefarious goings-on are you implying?

    14. Re:Additionally... by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      The US lacks proper consumer protection laws, and attempts to fix that meet with attacks from peddlers of fake stuff...

      What are you talking about? The US has some of the strongest consumer protection laws in the world.

      But your implicit assumption that consumer protection laws and regulatory agencies are the right way of dealing with this is also wrong. The term "mayonnaise" and "mayo" should simply be trademarks owned by the AEB, and the AEB should be able to enforce labeling in court.

      In civilized countries

      I grew up in a "civilized country"; I very much prefer the uncivilized variety.

    15. Re:Additionally... by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      like plum butter, peanut butter and almond butter

      I don't know the laws of other countries, but at least in Poland it cannot include the word "butter", so no, no peanut "butter".

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    16. Re:Additionally... by butchersong · · Score: 1

      Hellman's is probably the most purchased mayo in the US. I just looked up their ingredients and they contain eggs. Even their "light" mayo contains egg yolks.

    17. Re:Additionally... by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      If something has the word “burger” on the label do you assume it’s ground beef?

    18. Re:Additionally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If something has the word âoeburgerâ on the label do you assume itâ(TM)s ground beef?

      This same misguided point has been used in several posts (maybe not all of them yours), and I assume nobody has addressed it because the flaw is considered too obvious to merit a response. However, for those readers outside the US:

      The difference for "mayo" is that while the FDA regulates what can be labelled "mayonnaise" in roughly the same way (for the purposes of this discussion) that it regulates what can be labelled "hamburger", the word "mayo" lacks the generality that "burger" has (at least in the US). If something has "hamburger" on it, I most certainly will expect the relevant part of the item(s) to be primarily ground beef. In the US, "burger" is a generic term used for the entire sandwich or the patties within the bread. There are turkey "burgers", tofu "burgers", bison "burgers", and so on. If something has "burger" on the label, I'm going to look more closely rather than assume beef, and AFAIK the FDA is OK with that. If something has "hamburger" on it, and it's a turkey or tofu burger instead of beef, the FDA will be issuing some stern directives (or worse) to the producer.

      In short, you're either from outside the US with a genuine misunderstanding of the semantic nuances involved, or you're trying to support your argument with correct-sounding misuse of words.

      - T

  14. Will someone please eggsplain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...why it is not illegal for and organization whose board of directors is selected by the Secretary of Agriculture and whose funding is collected by the United States Government under a mandatory "check off" program, to target a competing industry much less an innovative product, a specific brand and a particular person?

    The purpose of these "check offs" (which despite the name are not voluntary) is to promote economic development, foster innovation and promote our commodities overseas. The Egg Council is doing the exact opposite. It is not lawful to spend checkoff money to PROMOTE a particular brand or product. How then can it be legal to spend checkoff funds to ATTACK a specific brand?

  15. boo-hoo by manabear · · Score: 2

    Seems to fall under the category of overly-zealous competitive marketing. I didn't see enough to justify verbiage like "crush vegan startup". In fact, I kind of agree with their assessment that it's not "just mayonnaise", that it shouldn't be marketed as such.

    I do think that gov't sponsored industry-support groups can be anti-competitive. But I'm not sure they differ materially from other subsidized industries.

    This is less a smoking gun than business as usual. Doesn't mean it's not important. Just that this company isn't justified in crying foul very loudly.

    I'm a little overly sensitive to the over-sensitivity of Silicon Valley startups. The competitive environment is competitive, perhaps unfair if gov't is involved. But the notion that the state should be impartial or non-interfering is naive in my opinion. The gov't should be considered a player of the competitive landscape rather than referee.

    Doesn't mean gov't shouldn't be held accountable for whatever.

  16. Veganism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These topics tend to become heated so I just want to give my viewpoint on this subject as a vegan of 17 years --

    The definition of "veganism" seems to be expanding to encompass environmental, social-justice, feminism, and all kinds of other issues.

    These may all be laudable goals to aspire to, but veganism at its heart is a _consumer action_. Veganism is based in _animal rights_, and is a boycott of animal and animal-derived products. "Food" seem to get all the attention, but a vegan won't wear products derived from animals, use animal-based or tested cosmetics, etc. Rational vegans also have to live in the real-world, and sometimes make exceptions for products which don't have cruelty-free counterparts.

    Veganism is about choosing the path of _least harm_ when presented with a _choice_ -- it's not about being a perfect person. If you are aware of your choices and their consequences when they are presented, and strive to take the right path, you're already doing the right thing.

  17. Are we supposed to believe *everything* they say? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I read the TFA, I even went to the news article at the Guardian, and still I can't find any real link !

    It is easy to say that so and so lobby paid thousands to blogs to publish this or that, but until we can read the articles in question ourselves, how are we to believe anything reported in the news article is true?

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  18. Re: No surprise...OR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's always an unfair (evil illuminati) conspiracy when some vegan hippy talks shit about mainstream food for profit and ends up with naught. But whatever they have support from their imaginary pleiadian collective.

  19. Pffft by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Ha! I have been a vegetarian since the age of 18, which means I have been a vegetarian longer than I haven't. Became a vegetarian because I think it's better for health. For the first 8 years I was a vegan but later started eating cheese. What I miss here is the point of artificial eggs, the point of artificial anything. Why bother? If you are a vegetarian or a vegan, why bother eating something that is like an artificial egg in the first place?

    1. Re:Pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [QUOTE] If you are a vegetarian or a vegan, why bother eating something that is like an artificial egg in the first place?[/QUOTE]

      I can't speak for vegetarianism, but veganism isn't about personal purity like Kosher or Halal, so eating something resembling the texture of meat isn't offensive to most vegans. Veganism is a consumer action which strives to exclude animal and animal-derived products from one's life, so artificial meats fit this definition, no problem at all.

    2. Re:Pffft by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Well I'm sure it's not bad to have an alternative at hand when for dietary or other reasons you can't eat eggs.

      But normally, producers of the Real Thing (here: eggs) should NOT HAVE to worry THAT much about artificial replacements. Then again, for some reason, we have more than enough people who are more than ready to replace natural products with some cocktail of chemicals. Like the invention of artificial sweeteners. Overall effect wasn't just cutting back on sugar, no. Finally, we could have EVERY food tasting two times as sweet as it should! Hooray! And we only had to increase our aspertam and other sugar replacements to a level where... well, just call it "regular digestion".

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    3. Re:Pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think they should care at all about if some replacement comes along. Do we care about all the guys who aren't employed anymore to shod horses? The real questions I have: how nutritious is this egg replacement, how does it do in recipes, how easy is it made - basically how cheap is it yet? The recent bird flu problems are a great example of the delicate nature of the modern egg/chicken industry. This also drove egg prices up. If we find a synthetic replacement who cares? Here is my summation: right now at our local grocery stores a half gallon of soy milk _still_ costs $3 where as milk is closer to $2. I will drink more soy milk once it is at a price parity.

  20. Slashdot and Salon.com both start with 's', maybe? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    This has literally nothing to do with news for nerds.

    Normal eggs? Nope.

    Vegan lifestyle? Nope.

    Corruption, legal or otherwise? Nope.

    Technically, all posts are off-topic in this thread.

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  21. Makes you wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makes you wonder how much these Silicon Valley big names paid Slashdot for this advertisement.

  22. "Hampton" Creek? by cartesius · · Score: 1

    Why not Humpty Creek?

  23. Re:The government also pays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some part of "Gubbmint" does. BLM is conspicuously silent. "Gubbmint" isn't as monolithically conspiratorial as Scientifically Illiterate Bozos like you assume; or why is it that Republicans, who _are_ monolithically conspiratorial, wield so much power?

  24. Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has absolutely nothing to do with all of the attention they were getting the other week over their argument that nobody would see their product labeled "Just Mayo" and think it was Mayonnaise.

  25. Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by Etherwalk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Egg Board is an advocate for the consumption of eggs. What's the problem?

    This article seems more like a slashvertisement for Hampton Creek

    The problem is a fraud on the public. Advocating a position that is based on who pays you, without regard to reason or truth or the benefit to mankind, without so much as a notice of your bias, causes massive amounts of harm to the public by sustaining inefficient practices.

    It is perhaps the single most harmful activity to society a person can engage in--it wastes other people's lives. It perpetuates the spread of misinformation.

    And it is fundamentally contrary to the ideals of Nerds, Geeks, and those who believe in the potential of science and information to help mankind get out of the mess we've made of our world and our societies.

    1. Re: Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was arguing for transparency, are you against that?

    2. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      The problem is a fraud on the public. Advocating a position that is based on who pays you, without regard to reason or truth or the benefit to mankind, without so much as a notice of your bias, causes massive amounts of harm to the public by sustaining inefficient practices.

      Sorry to have to be the one to break it to you, but apparently you've been living under a rock for at least ten years. This practice, how despicable it may be, is now commonplace. I run a small fan website for a video game, and I've been sent offers to write positive reviews of gaming-related products (for instance some 3D goggles) for compensation without any hint or notice that, for all intents and purposes, this would've been an advertizement.I declined, but I'm betting most people in my situation wouldn't have. Journalists in particular often earn so little and don't have actual jobs but are forced to working freelance that the offer is just too tempting.

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    3. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      I love how you decided that you get to define what everyone is for and what everyone should be against. Fucking fascist pig. If the taxpayer-funded egg board had been FOR the vegan side you'd be arguing the opposite viewpoint. Seen this flip-flop too many times, "we have always been friends with Eurasia."

      I love how you set up a straw man by deciding what I've said without taking the moment to read it. You're turning me into your Vegan Boogeyman. :)

    4. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being a commonplace practice doesn't make it any better. Good on you for not betraying the trust your readers have placed on you.

    5. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by Whatsmynickname · · Score: 2

      This practice, how despicable it may be, is now commonplace.

      And THAT is why I think 99% of on-line ""reviews"" aren't worth wiping my ass with. Most of on-line reviews these days pretty much are either shills or have some emotional problem which translates into inexplicable hatred towards some inanimate object or establishment.

    6. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more but speaking as a UKian, I can say that this appears to be the American Way (tm) - freedom of opportunity to distort the truth through bribery for future financial gain. Woohoo \o/

    7. Re: Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Personal attacks > discussion of the issues.

    8. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 1

      So is this actually about honesty in egg journalism?

    9. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      And a "taxpayer-funded farm marketing board" is not supposed to be a moralistic outpost of good government, it's supposed to be an incredibly biased industry group. The difference between the RIAA and the AEB is that egg-producers are required to pay their membership fee, and the fee collection is administered by the government; not that anyone who actually knows how the US Government works thinks they'll be nice. They're not supposed to badmouth their opponents (who are, presumably, other farm marketing boards), but that's not what they're accused of. They're accused of paying people to say nice things about them.

      Frankly I have yet to read a single critique of any of this from the Hampton Creek that does not boil down to "But we don't want it to work this way!!!" Since they don't actually say how they want it to work, and (most importantly) provide some reason for Congress to change how it works, their criticism amounts to childish whining.

      No Hampton Creek, you cannot name your non-egg-based product after an egg-based product, use an egg a a logo, and not be guilty of falsity in advertising. I don't care how much you paid your lawyers for rationalizations, or how much I'm supposed to like you because you precociously decided your food science company is tech, JustMayo's label is a lie. No Hampton Creek, you can't silence the trade group of the industry you are trying to disrupt, which incidentally employs Americans I actually like (farmers) rather then a group I have decided to hate (SanFran-based techies who insist on calling everything a tech startup) by calling it taxpayer-funded when it's just a Farm Marketing Board.

    10. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      Vegan Von Boogeyman sounds more insidious.

    11. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      And it is now standard advertising practice. :-( Commercials are ineffective. Bloggers are. The FTC has stated that that bloggers must disclose such things because it is a form of advertising.

    12. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

      The problem is a fraud on the public. Advocating a position that is based on who pays you, without regard to reason or truth or the benefit to mankind, without so much as a notice of your bias, causes massive amounts of harm to the public by sustaining inefficient practices.

      It is perhaps the single most harmful activity to society a person can engage in--it wastes other people's lives. It perpetuates the spread of misinformation.

      Yes, yes, yes. Thanks for your rant -- and I agree with you.

      On the other hand, if you RTFA, you'll find out that both sides in this fight are trying to mislead.

      Another Guardian article (linked in TFA) details how the product information violates standards of mayonnaise definitions without explanation on the label, choosing to call itself "Just Mayo" and featuring a picture of an egg on the label.

      Another article linked in TFA interviewed former employees and describes shoddy science and misleading claims by the company, including things like claiming shelf-life longevity before the product had actually been tested that long, putting in ingredients (like preservatives) that violate its other advertising and claims, mislabeling ingredients to make the product look more "natural" and less "processed," etc. In sum:

      Over time, though, the former employees came to believe that the company was less concerned about the science and more about delivering a product as fast as possible to meet whatever contract was due, which disappointed many of the former employees we spoke with.

      "The entire time I was there we weren't aware of how it emulsified," a former employee said, referring to the eggless mayonnaise. "We weren't able to prove how it works. Josh liked to convey this notion that we had a great understanding of the science."

      Another former employee said: "It was supposed to be a science research company, and it's not a science research company, and that's a very big disappointment."

      So, if you're going to go around yelling about "frauds on the public," let's be clear what we're talking about here. Both sides are trying to mislead to make profits. Both sides are misusing "science" for their own agendas.

      Is it deplorable? Yes. Is it new or even that noteworthy? Not really.

      The main concern about this whole incident from the actions of the pro-egg folks is that some of their funding comes from the government. Your rant may be well-intentioned, but it's basically a fact of life in the corporate world. I think GP is correct to point out that if we're criticizing the SCIENCE, we should present the SCIENTIFIC flaws (and misleading statements/policies) of both sides, of which there are many.

      But the only reason to single out the pro-egg side as "more guilty" here is because of the connection to government. That's the legitimate concern here.

      And it is fundamentally contrary to the ideals of Nerds, Geeks, and those who believe in the potential of science and information to help mankind get out of the mess we've made of our world and our societies.

      Yes, and if we had a story for every company that was putting out misleading propaganda about its products, we might as well turn Slashdot into a business news site, because we'd have dozens if not hundreds of stories like this every day. I'm not saying we shouldn't criticize it, but acting like these practices are somehow unusual or even noteworthy (other than the connection to the government) is a bit weird.

    13. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like we have our "Anonymous" author, here, folks.

      Take your issues about this article to Etherwalk. They will be happy to respond.

      "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."

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    14. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the record, your offers may not have mentioned this, but you can get in trouble with the FTC if you aren't marking such content as sponsored.

    15. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by Rob+Lister · · Score: 1
      Using the wayback machine ...
      http://web.archive.org/web/201...
      ... I was able to visit that particular page about a month after it was written. I find at the bottom this:

      Disclosure: This post was written in collaboration with the American Egg Board, who is encouraging consumers to get a fresh start on health by eating real, all natural foods like eggs. I have a similar vision, so this partnership was a good match for me and my readers.

      So Recipe Girl did indeed disclose. Was it there the day she wrote it? Probably.

    16. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      And it is fundamentally contrary to the ideals of Nerds, Geeks, and those who believe in the potential of science and information to help mankind get out of the mess we've made of our world and our societies.

      As a nerd and geek, I do believe in the potential of science and information to help mankind. But what is scientifically true and what constitutes accurate information is for each individual to decide; that's the nature of science and a free society.

      You don't believe in science and information, you seem to believe in progressive politics; that's something entirely different. Progressives pay lip service to science and reason, but don't actually practice it.

    17. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Advocating a position that is based on who pays you, without regard to reason or truth or the benefit to mankind, without so much as a notice of your bias, causes massive amounts of harm to the public by sustaining inefficient practices.

      Inefficient practices like organic farming?

      Also I'd take money to advocate a position I believed from the start anyway.

    18. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      without so much as a notice of your bias

      All of the blog entries The Guardian identified did, actually, include a disclaimer notifying the reader who sponsored the content.

      There is no scandal here. There are plenty of cases where marketing groups go overboard and, for example, lobby or fund supposedly unconnected groups in secret (airlines funding anti-train NIMBY campaigns springs to mind), but this isn't one of them. An egg promotion group paid for, publicly and with full disclosure, a campaign to promote eggs, and contacted authors of articles they felt disparaged eggs notifying them of what they saw as inaccuracies.

      This is a distraction. If I were a conspiracy theorist, which I'm not (or is that just what I want you to believe?) I'd even say it's a fake scandal designed to discredit, or at least make seem trivial, future revelations of real underhanded secret lobbying campaigns.

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    19. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Misogynist!

    20. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is a fraud on the public.

      So you're saying it's like selling something that doesn't meet the legal definition of Mayonnaise as "Just Mayo"?

    21. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Um, the "shill for money" program got busted, so don't wait by your mailbox for your $2500.

      Yes. The American Egg Board is an FDA-established entity specifically to market an agricultural commodity to consumers. It's intentionally a joint effort between the industry and the agency, so bias is inevitable. It's advertising.

      A lot of the sturm und drang on this page, and in the media, is the unfairness of it, but honestly, "unfair" is to be expected from advertising.

      Real opprobrium is called for, though, because this attack marketing campaign appears to violate the actual regulations with respect AEB advertising:

      (e) No advertising or promotion programs shall use false or unwarranted claims or make any reference to private brand names of eggs, egg products, spent fowl, and products of spent fowl or use unfair or deceptive acts or practices with respect to quality, value, or use of any competing product.

      (2015 Code of Federal Regulations, Title 7, Subtitle B, Chapter XI, Part 1250, Section 1250.341(e); emphasis added)

      Now, lawyers could make shedloads of money arguing about the legal boundaries of "unfair or deceptive acts", but I suspect that if you take the AEB's acts to a judge (assuming you find one who hadn't already been bought out by the industry), he would assess that the attack marketing and astroturfing would qualify. Certainly, with all the publicity, the bureaucrats responsible for administering the government part of the program (and enforcing the rules) would be encouraged to see it that way. (Although bureaucrats are also known for occasionally doubling down on stupid and digging in. At least, until the lawsuit, after which the "no fault admitted" settlement puts the entire issue to bed.)

      "tl;dr:" The point that the AEB attack campaign violates the intent of the controlling regulation is supportable, and is the legal sticking point in play. The AEB attack campaign is also unethical, but then again ethics is what makes loser business lose. Winner businesses don't let themselves be burdened by anything that doesn't have an explicit and costly punishment for violating.

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    22. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to have to be the one to break it to you, but apparently you've been living under a rock for at least ten years. This practice, how despicable it may be, is now commonplace.

      Sorry to ruin your pretense of being the world-weary cynic schooling the naive youngster on How The World Really Works, but nothing the GP said indicated that he thinks he's witnessing something new or unprecedented.

    23. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      Nope. I confess to almost total ignorance of the egg wars.

    24. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      And how much are Hampton Creek paying you to shill?

      Your own quote of the statute indicates everything that AEB is accused of perfectly fine. Anyone who understands simple logic understands that for the AEB to have broken the rule it would have to mention Hampton Creek in an ad. In the entire Guardian article no blog posts, google ads, etc. mentioning them were quoted.

      I don't oppose Hampton Creek on principle. I don't dislike veganism or animal substitution products in principle. I'd probably vote for a law in Ohio that improved the lives of egg-laying hens. I think 99% of chicken farmers would be better off if they quit the field completely.

      But I absolutely cannot fucking stand it when some rich-ass white guy, whose sum total experience in being oppressed by the government is jack-squat; deludes himself into thinking that a perfectly legal (and perfectly understandable) reaction to his get-rich-quick schemes* from people who are largely not a) rich, b) particularly white, or c) asses; is in fact Evil Governmental Oppression.

      Hampton Creek people: you have the right to make your product. You have the right to sell the product. You can't name it deceptively, but you can sell it. You can use the profits, or Peter Thiel's billions, to disparage chicken farmers all you want. Since chicken farmers aren't wealthy enough to think of Teslas as affordable, they do not actually have the right to outright say bad things about your product. But they do have the right to say good things about their product, pay people to repeat those good things, pay to ensure their talking points come up when someone is clearly googling your talking points, etc. And if you Hampton Creek people can;t deal with this I will personally write the ballot initiative banning fake eggs from Ohio forever. Because if you can't win with more speech rights then the other side, more money then the other side, and wealthier customers (Vegan ain;t a poor man's demographic), then fuck you.

      *A start-up is by definition a get-rich-quick scheme.

    25. Re:Fraud Opposed to the Ideals of Nerddom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hampton Creek is a much bigger fraud than anything the egg producers have done: See Tech Crunch article: http://techcrunch.com/2015/08/30/haveyouseenthewarningletter/

  26. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by Z00L00K · · Score: 0

    Add to it the Vegan lobby that has changed from being militant and instead playing victims in all situations. The result is that they try to make us feel guilty for eating eggs, drinking milk and even chewing on imported fruits.

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  27. Fake Eggs already a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chinese made fake egg is already a problem.

    http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/11/06/how-to-make-a-rotten-egg/

    I really don't see an issue if the Egg board markets eggs. Zimmer's program is paid placement, so this company PAID him to promote their Vegan Fake Egg, so its a little hypocritical of them to complain when real eggs are marketed!

  28. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by easyTree · · Score: 2

    Really, who cares what they think? *pauses for reflection*

    "I believe this and therefore you should too!" - is that persuading you? Well then... I rest my case.

    Just stop listening to all the talking heads and the world becomes a much nice place ;D

  29. How is this tech news? by crispytwo · · Score: 2

    I don't get it
    eggs? lobby group? blogs? articles?
    Is it blogs? I guess that is remotely techy?!?

  30. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It is The Guardian, beloved of the Left. You don't need to question them, it is unseemly and icky. Everything they print is true, because it agrees with the Left's pre-existing ideas. Anything contradictory is simply not printed in the first place. This is one of the big reasons the Left has gone off the rails into obsessed hate in the past 20 years, they live in an echo chamber and think that dissident opinions have no place in political speech.

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  31. Dear egg board, by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    I have lots of recipes involving eggs, would you pay me two grand per recipe for me to post them on a blog?

    Love,

    A terminal ovovore.

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    1. Re:Dear egg board, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Price is right:

      https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Egghead_from_Batman_66.jpg

  32. The Gaurdian reports: by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    That should read 'The Grauniad reports' , everyone knows that.

  33. Re: No surprise...OR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those egg council creeps have gotten through to you too hey?
    http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Egg_Council_Guy

  34. Rupert Murdoch, is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well... $subject says it all, doesn't it?

  35. Re:Slashdot and Salon.com both start with 's', may by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    This has literally nothing to do with news for nerds.

    And how about stuff that matters?

    Slashdot has never, ever been excluively tech topics.

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  36. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by Ash+Vince · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It is The Guardian, beloved of the Left. You don't need to question them, it is unseemly and icky. Everything they print is true, because it agrees with the Left's pre-existing ideas. Anything contradictory is simply not printed in the first place. This is one of the big reasons the Left has gone off the rails into obsessed hate in the past 20 years, they live in an echo chamber and think that dissident opinions have no place in political speech.

    I certainly do not agree with everything the Gaurdian prints, but it is worth remembering that as it is a UK publication they have printed this knowing that if they can't prove every word they would be sued into oblivion for liable under the strong laws we have in the UK. We also have a slightly more regulated press than the you in the US in terms of a body that overseas them and force retractions if they print anything that is utterly made up.

    So with that in mind you can be fairly sure that there is a fair amount of substance to this story unlike half the crap that the right wing press in the US run with where your free speech laws allow them to just make stuff up. All you have to prove in the US is that although you printed a pack of lies you did not do it "maliciously". Since that maliciousness is almost impossible to prove in court the you can get away with far more.

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  37. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Lobby does what a Lobby does and is supposed to and this is news?

  38. Relevance? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    It's what lobbyists do all day, they buy elections even, egg on their face is nothing to them.

    I also fail to see the 'news for nerds' and 'things that matter' angle, unless it's the fact that a blogger was mentioned somewhere along the line.

  39. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this how the war started in Gullivers tale?

  40. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Well, on Slashdot, a lot of folks like to gripe about the "Big Oil" or "Big Pharma" lobbies.

    I guess what we have here is a case of the "Big Egg" lobby.

    "Hey! Youse got Big Eggs . . . ?"

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  41. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by guises · · Score: 1

    Real link to what? A reporter wrote a report on some leaked information. You're asking for the source material? The emails which were leaked? The Guardian isn't Wikileaks, they operate under the old model of credibility - you're supposed to read the article and believe it not because you've gone through hundreds of emails yourself, but because the Guardian is Britain's most reputable newspaper and you trust that they've done due diligence.

    This is not unreasonable, they have nearly two hundred years worth of claim to that trust, but okay - let's say you love Wikileaks and hate traditional journalism. Even if that's the case, there are instances where publishing source material can compromise the safety and identity of the informant. Even Wikileaks recognized this and acted with some measure of caution with the State Department leak. They gave the information unredacted but confidentially to some traditional journalists who then picked out and published only the pertinent information... and then blew the whole thing by publishing the encryption key. Okay fine, but that was accidental.

    The point being that even if it might be nice for a traditional paper to change their methods a bit and publish more of the source material, now that the internet exists and archives like that are easy things to make available, the onus of believeability should be on the lobbyists to disprove this.

  42. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by Panoptes · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The result is that they try to make us feel guilty for eating eggs, drinking milk and even chewing on imported fruits."

    It's a yolk we have to bear.

  43. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by dave420 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The fact you think "The Left" is some monolithic entity with a single goal speaks volumes for how abjectly childish and oversimplified your view of the world is. Seriously. It's embarrassing to read someone launch such a poorly thought-out tirade against half of the political spectrum as if it is one entity. You really need to read more.

  44. Re:Slashdot and Salon.com both start with 's', may by Anonanonaon · · Score: 1

    And yet, astonishingly enough, there are more than 130 comments from people involved in this discussion, coming from the tried & true Slashdot user perspective.

    Funny, that.

    I've been reading this site for over 15 years, and not a week goes by when somebody doesn't make that same general complaint. It's a cliche at this point. A super cliche. A human behavioral bug. Predictable mechanical behavior which has no effect other than to broadcast one's Missing The Point.

  45. Yeah... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    You'd better run, egg!

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  46. Crush the startup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think Americans should be eating artificial eggs. Crush the startup!

  47. Simpsons did it first! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?"

  48. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by mjm1231 · · Score: 1

    The result is that they try to make us feel guilty for eating eggs, drinking milk and even chewing on imported fruits.

    There is a difference between expressing a viewpoint you yourself truly believe and bullying others to express that viewpoint. Whether you believe them or not is entirely up to you.

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  49. Article missing vital detail - name of product by sabbede · · Score: 1
    It was called "Just Mayo". Mayonnaise has a formal definition based on a set of ingredients that includes eggs. That's what had the AEB and FDA ticked off.

    The Egg Board also says they talked about doing the things mentioned, but didn't actually do them. If they did, they should get smacked down for it as two wrongs != right. However, the same applies to an article that fails to mention the key reason why the AEB and FDA reacted as they did.

  50. Missing key information -name of product by sabbede · · Score: 1

    It's called "Just Mayo". Mayonnaise has a formal definition that includes eggs. Furthermore, the label has a big picture of an egg! That's why the AEB and FDA are ticked off. It's a blatant case of false advertising.

    1. Re:Missing key information -name of product by sabbede · · Score: 1

      OOps! Sorry everyone, I thought I screwed up and didn't post the first time. Totally my fault. If there's a way for me to un-post, please let me know.

  51. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    To invoke argumentum ad monsantium, you must be shilling for Big Chicken.
    Or to invoke argumentum ad pomum, you're one of those fanboix who just love eggs so much that whenever a hen clucks, you're standing in line to grab the egg, knowing that it has to be way better than yesterday's egg.

  52. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just not true you tool. Just like black people can't be racist and women can't be sexists, the left/progressives can't be accused of confirmation bias. Only those darn conservatives/republicans do that.

  53. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

    The story may well be true. The problem is that you may never see the counter story on everything vegan activists groups are doing to promote THEIR lifestyle. If the egg council, or whoever, are paying for promotion, it's fine to let people know about it. But are they also going to let us know when leftist groups do the same thing? Because it's not honest journalism if you're only going to call out the people and movements you don't like, while giving a free pass to those you like.

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  54. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by Barbecue911 · · Score: 1

    It's a yolk we have to bear.

    You can always calm yourself with some yolka exercises.

  55. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by Pope · · Score: 1

    Which came first, Big Egg or Big Chicken?

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  56. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

    I certainly do not agree with everything the Gaurdian prints, but it is worth remembering that as it is a UK publication they have printed this knowing that if they can't prove every word they would be sued into oblivion for liable [sic] under the strong laws we have in the UK. We also have a slightly more regulated press than the you in the US in terms of a body that overseas [sic] them and force retractions if they print anything that is utterly made up.

    Those "strong libel laws" and censorship boards exist to protect important UK personalities and further UK political interests; the idea that they protect foreign governments from being badmouthed by UK publications is ridiculously naive.

    So with that in mind you can be fairly sure that there is a fair amount of substance to this story

    This story happens to be true: the US pays vast amounts of money to its agricultural lobby and agricultural lobbies heavily influence what the US government tells the people about food. Of course, what the Guardian neglects to tell you is that the crap that's going on with agricultural subsidies and agricultural lobbies in Europe is just as bad, if not worse. The purpose of articles like that is to distract ignorant Europeans from the enormous problems in Europe, which are being swept under the rug by your elites and your government controlled media. And while anti-Americanism serves the political elites and media in Europe to distract Europeans from their problems, Americans generally don't give a crap about all the political, social, and economic dysfunction in Europe.

  57. Fuckin ostriches... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    I guess what we have here is a case of the "Big Egg" lobby.

    Gettin ostricher and ostricher at our expense.

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  58. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by Pascoea · · Score: 1

    It is [Right-Wing Rag], beloved of the Right. You don't need to question them, it is unseemly and icky. Everything they print is true, because it agrees with the Right's pre-existing ideas. Anything contradictory is simply not printed in the first place. This is one of the big reasons the Right has gone off the rails into obsessed hate in the past 20 years, they live in an echo chamber and think that dissident opinions have no place in political speech.

    Yup. Still holds true.

  59. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by BVis · · Score: 2

    How fortunate that the Guardian isn't the only journalistic outlet out there...

    They're not under any obligation to run a story just because you think that it's not fair. If you don't like their slant, then don't support them.

    Also, if you could provide an example of where "vegan activists" have engaged in this sort of behavior, it would go a long way towards making your argument credible.

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  60. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by BVis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's an extension of conservative absolutism. When presented with a solution that came from anywhere but the echo chamber, the right dismisses anything that isn't a magic bullet that fixes it 100% without any side effects.

    I realize that's me calling the kettle black when I refer to the "right" as a monolithic entity, but the general philosophy is to dismiss anything that wasn't their idea, or is too complicated to think about in terms of shades of grey. Conservatives tend to latch on to the simple, ideological solutions without any concern for anything they don't care about. For example: It's all well and good that Trump wants to deport 12 million people. That's an attractive sound bite that fits nicely on a bumper sticker, but it ignores how complex the issue is. Complexity tends to mean expensive. Who's going to pay for identifying and rounding up all those folks? Where are they processed for deportation? How do we transport them to the border? Who replaces the cheap labor that the agricultural industry relies on? I find that they refuse to see the world as it is, but how they think it should be.

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  61. Don't Forget The Mob Hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In one e-mail, the idea is floated of having the Hampton Creek CEO murdered.

  62. Bowl? How many libraries of Congress is that? by denzacar · · Score: 1

    A typical UK cereal with milk is in the 125-150 calorie range. Even the worst sugar laden ones are only about 350 calories per bowl.

    I don't know the size of your bowl but 60 grams of oat flakes (that stuff in muesli) plus 80 grams of 0.5% milk is 253 calories.

    No added sugar, flavor or anything.
    You want extra flavor, add fruit or a couple of spoons of fruit yogurt.
    At about 84 calories per 100 grams for those yogurts which don't contain extra fructose for taste.
    Slice an average peach into it and that's about 40 more calories per 100 grams, or about 1 peach.
    Or a banana for 90 calories per 100 grams, or about 110 calories per banana.

    So, a bowl of "healthy", raw, low calorie fruit and unprocessed cereals with low fat milk is in the range of 290-370 calories, for about a 200 ml bowl.
    I'm guessing that your "typical" bowl might actually be a "small" bowl and OP's bowl may be a "medium" to "large" bowl.

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    1. Re:Bowl? How many libraries of Congress is that? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It certainly sounds like portion sizes in the US are quite large, but also piling on lots of extras. A couple of spoons of yoghurt and fruit on top is going to mount up fast. It would help to stick to what is in the box - instead of putting massive amounts of yoghurt and fruit on, just have the small amounts they put in for taste.

      Otherwise you have to say you are eating cereal, fruit and yoghurt for breakfast.

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    2. Re:Bowl? How many libraries of Congress is that? by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Just to be clear, I am not any where close to being in the US - OR eating US portions.
      I was referring to the fact that "bowl" and "portion" are not really exact measurements, just like other descriptive measurements based not so much on measurable quantities but on personal perception.
      And as people do not all come in one size... that may not really mean much.

      As for what I describe above, it is actually either a low calorie smaller meal for someone doing a lot of physical exercise - or a solid full meal for someone trying to game the satiety part of the equation.
      All that stuff takes a while to digest and it's full of fiber.

      In comparison, 100 grams of white bread (about 3 slices) is about the same amount of calories as oats+milk above - but 2 minutes later you don't even remember you ate it.

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    3. Re:Bowl? How many libraries of Congress is that? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It certainly sounds like portion sizes in the US are quite large

      That is a huge under-statement.

      Portion sizes (at least in US restaurants) are ridiculously large. you literally cannot finish most meals there.

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  63. So? This is no different by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    That the hollywood types, blogging about the dangers of this or that to try to destroy other industries that aren't on their "good" side. All things are politics. It just depends on which side of the isle you are on, to consider it good or bad.

  64. Re:Slashdot and Salon.com both start with 's', may by Riddler+Sensei · · Score: 1

    Slashdot tries to read the pulse of the community in order to fulfill the "Stuff that Matters" mantra. Classically, these "off-topic" topics have been religious, civil, political, etc.. In the past several years there has been a huge uptick of interest in dietary matters within Slashdot. Hence...eggs.

  65. Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is completely unnecessary. There is NO substitute for scrambled eggs with bacon.

  66. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is there even any point to correcting you?

  67. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    It is called advertising.
    Now if a blog takes money then the issue is with the blog IMHO.

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  68. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    It seems you are equivocating being Vegan (and maybe even vegetarian) to being Left/Liberal?

    I've not heard that before..associating what one eats and dietary choices to being Left or Right?

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  69. Has the Government has done something wrong ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is unpossible.

  70. Synthetic food is dumb by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Synthetic eggs are dumb.
    Synthetic meat is dumb.
    These are things we can easily grow out in our pastures using natural cycles that help to sequester carbon and produce nutrients for the vegetable part of the farming cycle.

    When you make synthetic versions you're using Big Corp's Big Chemicals under their control with Big Petro to create an inferior, synthetic version that goes bad in Big Ways with Big Recalls. You are giving up control to the big guys. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

    Get a chicken. Get free eggs. Eat the chicken when you're done and get another chicken. Wow! Works!

  71. Ya they are a bit shady by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    I bought some "Just Mayo" and was a bit annoyed when I tried it and it ended up not being mayonnaise. I'm fine with non-mayo spreads, but be clear about what you are. Their name is misleading IMO and makes you think that it is, well, mayonnaise. If that's the particular flavour you are going for and you get something else, well that annoying.

  72. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

    The UK press is perfectly capable of lying through their teeth and getting away with it as long as they do it about the right people. I've personally seen ombudsmen and others in the appeal process flat out say they know something was wholly untrue, libellious, and that they don't give a fuck.

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  73. Who's the egghead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who hatched this plan?

  74. Or Worse Yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Big Chicken"

    Must be descended from the dinosaurs!

  75. PINGAS by tepples · · Score: 1

    "Snooping as usual, I see."

    -- Dr. Eggman

  76. Re: Are we supposed to believe *everything* they s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, Big Vegan is such a threat to the American way of life.

  77. Re: Are we supposed to believe *everything* they s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should feel guilty. Your culinary pleasure comes at the cost of suffering. But you're more important than any other creature so it's OK.

  78. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    It seems you are equivocating being Vegan (and maybe even vegetarian) to being Left/Liberal?

    I've not heard that before..associating what one eats and dietary choices to being Left or Right?

    Wasn't Hitler a vegetarian, or is that some urban myth?

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    To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  79. Re:Are we supposed to believe *everything* they sa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About as much point as a flat earther "correcting" someone saying that the earth is roughly spherical and revolves around the sun.

  80. Good Old Fashion Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems like good old fashioning marketing. I eat eggs everyday and my cholesterol is very low (150s)....Get over it.....

  81. Re: Are we supposed to believe *everything* they s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are plenty of industrial farming practices you should feel guilty about. Egg production included. Go ahead and blame the mean old vegans though.

  82. Re: Are we supposed to believe *everything* they s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's about ethics in food journalism!!! #EggGate