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Michigan Sues HP Over Decade Long, $49 Million Incomplete Project

itwbennett writes: On Friday, embattled HP was hit with a new lawsuit filed by the state of Michigan over a 10-year-old, $49 million project that called for HP to replace a legacy mainframe-based system built in the 1960s. Through the suit filed in Kent County Circuit Court, the state seeks $11 million in damages along with attorney's fees and the funds needed to rebid and re-procure the contract.

203 comments

  1. I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I love it when sales folks write checks that their ass's can't cash.

    1. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Funny

      I love it when sales folks write checks that their ass's can't cash.

      What does that even mean?

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    2. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by TWX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sure that the salesmen have long-since cashed any bonuses they received from landing the contract and moved on to other companies.

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    3. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      This. For sure.

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    4. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is part of why my company pays only half of sales commissions up front and the rest on project completion. 100% at the end would be better, but then nobody would work for us.

    5. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It meant some salesman wrote a check so big, that when the bank went to withdraw - his ass was not big enough to handle the withdrawal. It prolapsed, leaving a dreaded pink sock.

    6. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means his implementation team is comparable to his the sales folk's ass.

    7. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Texican. Similar to Mexican, but without the ability to be translated. There are many Texican sayings like this. " All hat and no cattle" is another gem. The important thing is to say things like this from the back of a truck so that people will know to ignore you. Also george bush is not really from texas and neither is hillary clinton.

    8. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, I can add that to the list of things I used to wonder about and wish I never found out.

    9. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "All hat and no cattle" makes perfect sense. Unless you think that a cowboy hat is what makes you a real cowboy.

    10. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      At a decade after contract award this has moved so so so far from sales into delivery & PM that it's not funny.

      Where does the idea of "Keep the customer happy" fit in to this arrangement? Michigan are looking for 11m to rebid & re-procure meaning that somewhere along the line the projects required budget dropped by $38 million....

    11. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I think it may be some sort of Wall Street Porn. You know, "Ass Pirates of Madison Avenue..."

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    12. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      A large majority of Texans and Albertans think having a cowboy hat makes you a cowboy.

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    13. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by easyTree · · Score: 1

      meaning that somewhere along the line the projects required budget dropped by $38 million....

      Nuh-uh, meaning that you didn't read the summary (usually, I would be none the wiser too):

      the state seeks $11 million in damages along with attorney's fees (~$100M) and the funds needed to rebid and re-procure the contract (£49M ?)

    14. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation for the dense:
      The salespeople sold something (wrote a check) his company could not deliver (their ass's cant catch)

    15. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by FranTaylor · · Score: 0

      Where does the idea of "Keep the customer happy" fit in to this arrangement?

      This is HP here, they are intentionally pissing of customers and shedding them so that they can discontinue their unprofitable product lines.

    16. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's crazy talk. You need the boots and belt buckle too.

    17. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 2

      the Brits have a similar term, "all pants and no trousers". I wonder what side of the new companies this will hit; HEP or HPI. I'm guessing HPE, since we're already loosing 30,000+ more jobs might as well pile it even higher.

    18. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by TWX · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I wonder if Fiorina will use this in her bid for the Whitehouse... "I know the inner-workings of how badly government can run, in my time with HP I saw how Michigan wasted ten years in trying to implement a new computer system!"

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    19. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that the salesmen have long-since cashed any bonuses they received from landing the contract and moved on to other companies.

      And their CEO now wants to be President of the United States.

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    20. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget a lifted pickup truck with a gun track.

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    21. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, yeah misread that. I also read the article again with a bit more attention. Michigan has paid HP $33m so far so I would expect them to want to recoupe that. HP are also in breach of contract as they were meant to supply staff for 270 days post termination but they haven't been showing up.

    22. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      No she was too busy selling computers to Iran.

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    23. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by tlambert · · Score: 1

      And the lucite bolo tie with the scorpion in it.

    24. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Khyber · · Score: 1

      " " All hat and no cattle" is another gem."

      Oh ye of little logical process. Go the fuck back to school and practice your critical thinking.

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    25. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by Khyber · · Score: 2

      "Don't forget a lifted pickup truck with a gun track."

      That's Mississippi. Texans don't use gun racks. We open carry and FUCK YOU *BLAM* your ass is dead.

      Only idiots need to reach behind themselves to defend themselves.

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    26. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      That's too Texan. Further west we use turquoise or silver.

    27. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Ah. The mouth piece talked big, but the bowels of the company had nothing to deliver. Sales up top, actual workers down below.

    28. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The medical term is "trunk butt".

    29. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by tlambert · · Score: 1

      Translation for the dense:
      The salespeople sold something (wrote a check) his company could not deliver (their ass's cant catch)

      That malapropism ("catch" instead of "cash") is even funnier than the one where l0n3s0m3phr34k suggested that HP was "loosing 30,000+ more jobs" ("loosing" implying that there were going to be 30,000+ more open positions -- perhaps as anal catchers? -- as opposed to "losing", which would imply layoffs of 30,000+ existing employees).

      P.S.: Translation for the dense: when calling someone dense, don't make mistakes which make you look dense.

    30. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Truck nuts. It's all about the truck nuts.

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    31. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 2

      the Brits have a similar term, "all pants and no trousers".

      Aussies have a similar saying, "all dingo and no wombat". Of course you need at least a dozen Fosters and half a bottle of Bundy for that to be funny.

    32. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by germansausage · · Score: 4, Funny

      Three biggest lies of a Cowboy :
       
      I won the buckle in a rodeo.
       
      The truck's paid for.
       
      I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

    33. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      the Brits have a similar term, "all pants and no trousers"

      No we don't, fatty.

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    34. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've been tempted to hang a big pair of tin snips off the hitch of my Ford Ranger. Problem is, those guys with the big metal nuts or the hitch ball sack take that shit serious.

    35. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My aunt had cows but I didn't consider her to be a cowboy.

    36. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      you really don't know? the phrase "..writing a check they can't cash..." is old phrase meaning talking or promising grand things but not being able to deliver.

    37. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by FranTaylor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The distributor who actually sold the printers, won HP's "distributor of the year" award. HP had a 41% market share in a country where they were forbidden to do business. It's beyond incredible that nobody at HP wondered about where all those printers went to.

    38. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Most of these kinds of government contracts are 5-10 years long. Nobody will wait a decade for their pay.

    39. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Please don't mix in New Zealand sheep shagger jokes with cowboy jokes. It's like confusing Chinese with Japanese, it's just embarrassing for the person who does it.

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    40. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      Truck nuts. It's all about the truck nuts.

      Sounds like an STD.

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    41. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Brits have a similar term, "all pants and no trousers"

      No we don't, fatty.

      Yes. The real idiom is "all mouth and trousers". Sometimes people insert a 'no': "all mouth and no trousers".

    42. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by samjam · · Score: 1

      To me that means: all Yank and no Brit.

      Or: the emperors new clothes.

      An American described by a brit to be wearing pants but not trousers would be wearing underpants only.

      Sounds right to the American but in fact is woefully insufficient

    43. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hognoxious no need to be obnoxious, especially in the face of such ignorance.

      In London we do have a term "all mouth and trousers"

    44. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by dunkelfalke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why do you Texans shoot other people's donkeys for no reason?

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    45. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except if you drank any Fosters, you wouldn't actually be an Australian

    46. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by davester666 · · Score: 1

      ...and no baby...

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    47. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All care and no health. A system that will drain the economy whether you use it or not.

    48. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      Open carry is (generally) for pistols. Gun racks are for rifles/shotguns.
      And many Texans (and MIssissippi rednecks for that matter) don't limit themselves to a single type of firearm.

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    49. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hie thee to a VHS rental store for a copy of Top Gun.

    50. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like somebody hit a nerve. Can't take much of a raggin' can ya? Just like all the fucking Texans I ever meant. All fun and games so long as they're bustin' on everyone else, but take one lighthearted pot-shot at just one aspect of their identity and stereo-type and they'll jump off the damn handle at ya like ya just hit them with baseball bat. Lighten the fuck up and get a fucking sense of humor about your identity, dipshit.

      -"Mafia Mike" (no, I'm not Italian. I just grew up in Brooklyn and now live somewhere else in the country).

    51. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All cock and no balls is another good one

    52. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2

      And their CEO now wants to be President of the United States.

      You mean the one who says marijuana can't be legalized, because she buried a child due to drugs, except that the child was her 35 year old step-daughter, was an alcoholic and was addicted to prescription drugs? Age and cause of death don't make it any less tragic, but it also doesn't support her opposition to drug legalization.

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    53. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by TWX · · Score: 1

      Nah, they didn't care until the expected ink supply order never came.

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    54. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Please don't mix in New Zealand sheep shagger jokes with cowboy jokes.

      Every region has sheep shagger jokes, and I've heard sheep shagger jokes from an actual real cowboy. I think the lesson from this is that (a) sheep shagging us a worldwide phenomenon and (b) derision of sheep shagging is a worldwide phenomenon.

      Personally, I blame (a) on emigrants from Wales.

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    55. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by mrchaotica · · Score: 2

      GP is using synecdoche to express his schadenfreude.

      Paraphrased, it means "I love it when salespeople reveal themselves to be assholes by over-promising things they can't deliver."

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    56. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by shaitand · · Score: 2

      Not if she is attractive.

    57. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if its a 10 year old contract, being that it's 2015 and that she left HP in 2005, I guess she could claim that if she had still been running the place HP would have delivered on it's contract.

    58. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      This is EDS we're talking about. Their salespeople would quit.

      They don't believe their own bullshit. Know that the people trotted out during contract negotiation will be nowhere near the project, which will be staffed by recent college graduates with low GPAs in liberal arts.

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    59. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is part of why my company pays only half of sales commissions up front and the rest on project completion. 100% at the end would be better, but then nobody would work for us.

      I suggested this at the company I worked for in the 80s. It was turned down on the grounds that "nobody would work here", and I got an element of castigation (later cancelled by gaining technical approval from the Director of Engineering and the VP Operations).

    60. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Cowboy don't hep sheep. They go cow tipping.

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    61. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Did she have cows and a hat?

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    62. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by shaitand · · Score: 1

      A check isn't payment, it's a promise of payment. When you fail to keep your promise the creditor will "take it out of your ass." Meaning there will be consequences.

      The word ass is used in this context quite a bit in American slang. For example, "Your ass is grass" "Your ass is mine" and "If you don't X, I'll take it out of your ass" "I'll cover your ass". The last of those might be the origin of using ass in this way as cheeky alternative to "I'll watch your back."

    63. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Is that what he wrote? No it's not, so shut the fuck up and drink your shandy.

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    64. Re: I cheer when I read stories like this by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      I live in an area with LOTS of (real) cowboys, the kind who work on ranches and rope cattle. NONE of them have lifted pickups - it doesn't work with horse and cattle trailers.

    65. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Personally, I hated it when salespeople over-promised things I couldn't deliver.

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    66. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Please don't mix in New Zealand sheep shagger jokes with cowboy jokes.

      Every region has sheep shagger jokes, and I've heard sheep shagger jokes from an actual real cowboy. I think the lesson from this is that (a) sheep shagging us a worldwide phenomenon and (b) derision of sheep shagging is a worldwide phenomenon.

      Personally, I blame (a) on emigrants from Wales.

      The thing is, in Wales the girls are easy but the sheep are prettier.

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    67. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      the Brits have a similar term, "all pants and no trousers". I wonder what side of the new companies this will hit; HEP or HPI. I'm guessing HPE, since we're already loosing 30,000+ more jobs might as well pile it even higher.

      As a Brit, I've heard "all mouth and trousers" and "all mouth and no trousers", but never "all pants and no trousers".

      "All mouth and (no) trousers" means someone is a boastful with nothing to back it up. I'm not even sure what "all pants and no trousers" would mean. Pants=underpants in the UK. It would imply someone was walking around in their underwear, but it doesn't suggest the boastfulness/showing off and lack of substance.

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    68. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Is that what he wrote? No it's not, so shut the fuck up and drink your shandy.

      "hognoxious" would be a good term to describe David Cameron.

      Although I somehow doubt Dave reads slashdot.

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    69. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      you really don't know? the phrase "..writing a check they can't cash..." is old phrase meaning talking or promising grand things but not being able to deliver.

      It's the "ass" bit that doesn't make sense.

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    70. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by lysdexia · · Score: 1

      To "write a check (one's) ass can't cash" is poor-folks slang for making promises or boasting, then failing to deliver on same.

      I think the confusion stems from the OP's use of the possessive. I'm guessing he meant "asses".

      One could simply have said "Fucking HP, right?", and there would have been no confusion whatsoever, because fucking HP, right?

    71. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by lysdexia · · Score: 1

      Contrasted with "sinedouche", in which a salesperson vacillates in a smooth curve between misleading brown-nosing and all-out scenery-chewing lies.

    72. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by lysdexia · · Score: 1

      Hey! I resemble that remark!

    73. Re:I cheer when I read stories like this by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      "Ass" is slang for one's self, used especially in the context of needing to protect or be wary of hazards or risks to one's self.

      my goodness I'm over fifty and I'm explaining slang to you?

  2. TIming Tidbit by s.petry · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm sure that there are political entities that are gonna have fun with this one. Guess who the leader of HP was when this deal was brokered?

    CEO: Carly Fiorina (July 19, 1999–February 9, 2005; Chairwoman September 22, 2000–February 9, 2005)

    Was that your first guess? Oh Noes here comes the train of idi.. *damn, too late*

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    1. Re:TIming Tidbit by sexconker · · Score: 0, Troll

      Fiorina was in place when this deal was being brokered, and her "leadership" is still screwing HP over to this day.

      She eviscerated the company and was rewarded with tons of money and is pointed as a shining example of women CEOs for some reason. She's ruined EVERYTHING she has ever touched.

    2. Re:TIming Tidbit by BenJeremy · · Score: 3, Informative

      The deal was brokered with EDS, which was then purchased by HP.

      The CEO was Michael H. Jordan at the time. Blame #23.

    3. Re:TIming Tidbit by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Funny

      He sucked as a CEO, but he was a damn good basketball player.
      I loved his acting in "Space Jam"

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    4. Re:TIming Tidbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean "I Dream of Genie", a thrilling psychological rom-com about a magic genie that was really a hallucination.

    5. Re:TIming Tidbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fun fact it was the 50th Anniversary of "I Dream of Jeannie"
      3 days ago.

    6. Re:TIming Tidbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that she is the same as any other CEO of a large multinational.

    7. Re:TIming Tidbit by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 0

      The CEO was Michael H. Jordan at the time. Blame #23.

      Actually, I'm surprised that no one has yet tried to "Blame it on Bush" . . .

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    8. Re:TIming Tidbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...are you talking about Kazaam?

    9. Re:TIming Tidbit by lucm · · Score: 1

      Exactly. She's just like Marissa Mayer or Ellen Pao.

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    10. Re:TIming Tidbit by FranTaylor · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that former CEOs should never be considered for jobs that have political power

    11. Re:TIming Tidbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. She's just like Marissa Mayer or Ellen Pao.

      No way. I wouldn't touch Carly with my 10' pole but I would bang the hell out of either Marissa or Ellen...

    12. Re: TIming Tidbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just women.

    13. Re:TIming Tidbit by lucm · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't touch Carly with my 10' pole but I would bang the hell out of either Marissa or Ellen

      #slashdotgate

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    14. Re:TIming Tidbit by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Jobs of political power should never be held by those who seek them. Let them be filled through random draws, with voting taking place after the appointment to see whether they stay in office.

    15. Re:TIming Tidbit by Darinbob · · Score: 3, Informative

      No love for Carly, but HP has been in death throes for some time. Back in the 80s they had everyone take a forced vacation day every other Thursday, which was the first I heard of that sort of practice, and the locals were surprised and concerned that such a giant company needed to take such action. HP had gone previously through a lot of growth spurts and had bought up new properties to expand into. But it started dwindling away after that point. Most of the original HP businesses were ejected ever time, making it really difficult to continue calling it a "tech" company. Carly was just one in a line of executives involved in the dismantling of the institution.

    16. Re:TIming Tidbit by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The only crossover skill set between a CEO and political leadership is the ability to tell a lie with a straight face. So it comes down to what sort of liar you prefer.

    17. Re:TIming Tidbit by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      When the Cold War ended, government agencies couldn't keep ordering HP equipment with bottomless budgets the way they did in HP's heyday. Lots of companies had to cope with a lot of big changes. It affected a lot of companies that made a lot of cool things, i.e. Tektronix, Wavetek, and many others.

      Boomer-age techies who had climbed into the bowels of these big tech companies and expected to ride their seats to retirement didn't do well. And it's easier to blame people like Carly than to acknowledge the taxpaying public doesn't need to keep funding the gravy train.

    18. Re:TIming Tidbit by FranTaylor · · Score: 1

      I think republican candidates are going to have to learn a skill that their corporate peers have figured out: how to push back against Donald Trump.

    19. Re:TIming Tidbit by FranTaylor · · Score: 2

      HP made boatloads of money selling overpriced systems: HPUX, Tru64 and VMS. Porting away from these systems is a nightmare, and so they had a lot of "captive" customers. They made grand announcements that they were going to unify all three operating systems and they would all be supported essentially forever. It was all horse-shit. They basically stopped development on all three systems. For a number of years there was no word. I think this is when the customers figured out that they were being taken for a ride. They ported to Solaris and AIX and Linux. Now HP has no customers and no business and no future in the unix market.

    20. Re:TIming Tidbit by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 1

      is Ellen Pao a woman or a man dressed as one? this is a real question, not a joke. i'm too afraid to google it; some images are hard to forget.

    21. Re: TIming Tidbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Bush was another in a huge line of no talent destructive CEOs before he became a destructive no talent president, but he didn't personally have anything to do with this.

      Of course Wall Street types these days love to blame their incompetence, mismanagement, and outright thievery on always-unspecified policies of Obama's, so I can see why someone might have been expecting that.

    22. Re:TIming Tidbit by slashdice · · Score: 1

      I don't know. But I do know her husband is a gay black man. (seriously -- the Buddy Fletcher story is pretty interesting).

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    23. Re:TIming Tidbit by slashdice · · Score: 1

      Tru64 and VMS were originally DEC products, which became Compaq products which became HP products when Carly Fiorina pushed through the Compaq merger.

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    24. Re:TIming Tidbit by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Buying Compaq at full .com price was the second dumbest thing Carly did at HP. Right after buying EDS.

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    25. Re:TIming Tidbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would anyone migrate AWAY from VAX/VMS, especially if it's running on the contemporary HW that HP sells it on. Load balancing, failover, clustering (automatic) are all built in; it's robust (rarely falls over), and it's bulletproof from almost 40 years real-world use.

      Why?

      You can talk to it in English for christ's sake (Digital Command Language - DCL).

      Why?

    26. Re:TIming Tidbit by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Look at it as a sign of equal treatment of women. Thirty years ago, if a CEO eviscerated a company, was rewarded with tons of money, ruined everything said CEO ever touched, etc., the CEO would have to be male. It isn't equality if a woman has to be competent to be a CEO, it's more like equality when an incompetent woman can make it.

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    27. Re:TIming Tidbit by unixisc · · Score: 2

      Carly's purchase of Compaq was what sunk HP. Actually, it should have been obstructed by the AntiTrust regulators since it was indirectly HP acquiring DEC, which was one of their few competitors. There were 2 layers of digestion - Compaq digesting DEC and HP digesting Compaq - that caused those layoffs that sunk Carly's CA Senate campaign when those Boxer ads ran.

  3. Carly Fiona by sexconker · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just another in the long line of abject failures that define Carly Fiorina's career.

    I'm writing in "Fucking NOBODY" for President. I suggest you all do the same. Shut it the fuck down.

    1. Re:Carly Fiona by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      I'm Fucking NOBODY, and I'm glad to have your vote, citizen. Together we can put America on an upward trajectory!

    2. Re:Carly Fiona by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm Fucking NOBODY, and I'm glad to have your vote, citizen. Together we can put America on an upward trajectory!

      This is slashdot. I'm pretty sure most of us are fucking nobody. ;)

    3. Re:Carly Fiona by Notabadguy · · Score: 1

      See, you had to go there.

      Now everyone needs to start wearing a condom when they're fucking NOBODY.

    4. Re:Carly Fiona by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      Good luck with that there are no write in votes in the state of Oklahoma! You get your pick of

      Stupid head A
      War with Canada B
      Independent no one has heard of C

      Somehow A or B always gets picked. Even though C often looks the least nuts.

      The choices don't seem to be improving.

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    5. Re:Carly Fiona by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Just another in the long line of abject failures that define Carly Fiorina's career.

      I think she did extremely well in regard to her career goals. She made a shitload of money.

      Now, she may not have actually done anything for HP, but you know, it certainly doesn't look like she feels all that bad about it. And having a positive attitude despite your failures is a good way to go through life.

      And, despite her current polling, I believe she's soon going to have yet another failure to be able to be positive about.

      I will say this for her. Losing past elections certainly doesn't seem to have broken her confidence any. Who needs a Senate seat anyway? Go big or go home!

    6. Re:Carly Fiona by FranTaylor · · Score: 2

      She made a shitload of money.

      The skill set required to accumulate profits is not the same as the skill set for running a country.

      In business you can write off bad investments. In government you can't write off states and cities that are a financial drag.

    7. Re:Carly Fiona by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      The skill set required to accumulate profits is not the same as the skill set for running a country.

      In business you can write off bad investments. In government you can't write off states and cities that are a financial drag.

      If I'm not mistaken, Fiorina's plan is to buy Canada, and lay off all the Canadians, in order to make money. No use getting rid of a game plan that worked for ya in the past.

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    8. Re: Carly Fiona by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      s/make money/make her money and leave the shareholders, er, citizens with a big mess after she leaves office/

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    9. Re: Carly Fiona by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      s/make money/make her money and leave the shareholders, er, citizens with a big mess after she leaves office/

      When she was fired, after making that mess, she got a 21.4 million severance package. Imagine making more money for being shitcanned than most of us will make in our lifetime.

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    10. Re: Carly Fiona by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and leave the citizens with a big mess after she leaves office

      which puts her in good company with the last few presidents

    11. Re:Carly Fiona by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      sure you can. just keep passing the buck down the road to the next like like obama is doing, bush did, clinton did and so on

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    12. Re:Carly Fiona by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The skill set required to accumulate profits is not the same as the skill set for running a country.

      Unless you're Putin, Berlusconi or Mugabe.

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    13. Re:Carly Fiona by FranTaylor · · Score: 1

      putin's methods don't work well in the corporate world, just ask Robert Kraft

    14. Re:Carly Fiona by GNious · · Score: 1

      She made a shitload of money.

      The skill set required to accumulate profits is not the same as the skill set for running a country.

      In business you can write off bad investments. In government you can't write off states and cities that are a financial drag.

      The skillset required to get elected president is not the same as the skillset for running a country.

    15. Re: Carly Fiona by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      s/make money/make her money and leave the shareholders, er, citizens with a big mess after she leaves office/

      When she was fired, after making that mess, she got a 21.4 million severance package. Imagine making more money for being shitcanned than most of us will make in our lifetime.

      I can only hope to someday f*ck up so badly that someone will pay me $21M to go away...

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    16. Re: Carly Fiona by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I can only hope to someday f*ck up so badly that someone will pay me $21M to go away...

      Its the new American dream.

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    17. Re:Carly Fiona by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one, welcome our new US Overlords!

  4. NGEN is next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Posting AC because I'm not fired yet. The Navy just moved up the recompete on NGEN, and the deal was one base year, 4 option years... what a joke. Meg knows this contract is losing money and wants to lose it to let go of all the US Citizens and their expensive security clearances. I'd be surprised if they even bother making a realistic bid for the USAF contract.

    1. Re:NGEN is next by turbidostato · · Score: 2

      "Meg knows this contract is losing money and wants to lose it to let go of all the US Citizens and their expensive security clearances."

      What an antipatriotical act! Wait... unless Meg doesn't give a damn about US Citizens and it's simply the case about going out of a contract that's losing money! That would be pure capitalism in action, the soul of USA and therefor the most patriotical act anyone could take!

      Oh... I feel a bit confused now...

  5. So, uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    At 50 million bucks, why didn't they emulate the old machinery or port the code to an interpreter running on a modern system? Off the top of my head, that sounds like the most reliable ways to duplicate exactly an old system.

    1. Re:So, uh... by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      At 50 million bucks, why didn't they emulate the old machinery or port the code to an interpreter running on a modern system? Off the top of my head, that sounds like the most reliable ways to duplicate exactly an old system.

      That's a great question, and the answer is, IBM Z-series business unit has, bar none, the most aggressive, talented and ruthless customer retention team in the world. You're right, there's no sane reason why a mainframe application can't be emulated at least for a stopgap measure. But you'll find that there are a score of legal, political and business reasons why you won't be allowed to do that.

      Moreover, you'll find that it's just impractical to port the application to any other reasonable platform. Even though your smartphone probably has more guts than the '60's era mainframe you're trying to get off of, actually making the cutover is very VERY difficult, for a variety of reasons, few of them technical.

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    2. Re: So, uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The goal isn't to duplicate it exactly. It's to provide a modernised, better system.

    3. Re:So, uh... by dfsmith · · Score: 1

      Well, now you've got the chance to bid, and show them all!

    4. Re:So, uh... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I doubt if your smartphone has an I/O backplane to compete with the IBM Mainframe.

      All that processing power doesn't move bits like a mainframe. It can probably spray out a little stream faster, but just along one data path.

    5. Re:So, uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the old system did not have all those fashionable things such as Citrix, VMWare, cloud, big data or HTML5. Without those the system just could not be usable.

    6. Re:So, uh... by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      The problem is code maintenance. Therefore, the system had to be ported to a new platform with a modern language.

    7. Re:So, uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. My organisation attempted to replace the Mainframe after the 'open' camp won a long term argument. That was around 2000. Now after the absolute failure of the thousands of boxes running in parallel to keep up with what the z-series is doing despite a lack of investment on that side, 15 years later we're spending another fortune (more than the article) to slide primary focus back to the MF and get it current.

      IBM retention didn't need to do anything but wait in our case.

    8. Re: So, uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. I get so tired of people equating computing power with proper system architecture. Of course these days with the vast majority of code being inefficient garbage because the majority of script kiddie copy-pasting web 'coders' are idiots, one has to also remind everyone that bad code executing quickly due to fast CPUs is still bad code.

    9. Re:So, uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is modern hardware for mainframes... they do a release every 3 years.

    10. Re:So, uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While that could conceivably be part of a solution, it could never be an entire solution, nor even the majority of a solution.

      1). All these mainframe and minicomputer systems are complete cultures. If you think you are just dealing with a generic computer technology then you don't understand the situation;
      2). "Ah," you say, "it doesn't matter because our fancy-pants emulator reproduces the mainframe. We've encapsulated the culture." No, no you haven't. The hardware is missing. The FEPs are missing. The I/O is different. The system manuals are now incomplete and only partly true. The architecture is missing. The support is missing. What part of "it's an entire culture" did you miss?
      3). Forget all the above. Let's say you managed to get an emulator based solution up and running. Wasn't a key business value deliverable, modernizing the system and delivering new functionality, new capabilities? You wanted to eliminate old barriers. How does an emulator solution do that? In fact the more accurate your emulator, the more of the old environment you are reproducing. The very tactical implementation success factors mean that you are stripping away strategic goals which were the reasons the project was given approval in the first place!

      That's not to say that a multi-stage transition might not be helpful. However the period in which an emulator-based solution was viable, I suspect, has already passed us by. I was reading about mini/mainframe emulators 25 years ago and even then they carried a lot of baggage with them.

  6. Oooh by Greyfox · · Score: 2

    That explains it. I'm guessing their "solution" was to throw Ctrix at the problem and call it a day.

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  7. All they need is a little more $$$ by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Just another $20 billion and it'll be done, we swear!

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  8. Statute of limitations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The statute of limitations for civil claims is 4 years. Citizens (corporations are people too) have rights superior to the government, not the other way around.

    JJ

  9. Actually no. Three years after Carly by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Actually HP wasn't involved this deal until three years after Carly left. EDS made the contract with the state in 2005. The same year, Carly left HP. Three years LATER, HP bought EDS in 2008.

  10. In all fairness by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wow, the LAST thing I want to do is take HP's side in ANY argument. But (reluctantly...) in all fairness, getting off the mainframe is very VERY difficult, for a large number of reasons, not the least of which IBM's commitment to preventing that from happening.

    In the decades I've been in IT, I've seen three fairly large companies make a concerted effort to get off the mainframe. All failed. One ended up upgrading the mainframe. One ended up renting mainframe time from ISSC. One is still trying, years later.

    I don't know what happened in this particular case; maybe HP saw this as a cash cow they could milk for several years, due to the fact that the industry expectation of success is so low. But there is a possibility that HP saw this as a genuine business opportunity, and didn't realize until later that it just wasn't possible.

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    1. Re:In all fairness by FranTaylor · · Score: 2

      in all fairness, getting off the mainframe is very VERY difficult, for a large number of reasons.

      you would expect that companies that do this for a living would understand this problem and bill appopriately

    2. Re:In all fairness by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      in all fairness, getting off the mainframe is very VERY difficult

      True, but HP should have known this based on experience with other mainframe projects or via research on similar projects by other companies. The contract should be public info, and they can hire industrial spies. They have no excuse for not knowing that off-mainframe projects in general are difficult. A start-up, I can understand.

      But in general any line-of-business platform that has decades of domain logic built into it will be difficult to migrate. A lot of institutional logic is encoded in the stack (COBOL, JCL, file structures, databases, etc.)

      Perhaps some long-term design planning earlier can simplify the project per being "migration friendly", but few think and plan that far ahead. There's no net incentive in a typical org to look more than about 5 years down the road. When you got management breathing down your neck to finish a project, you are pressured to get it done now rather than clean.

      Mainframes are not that bad after-all. They're reliable and stable, even though the hardware costs more. Just write new projects in new languages & techniques if you fear you won't be able to find mainframe-specific techs in the future. No matter what language/stack you choose, it will likely be obsolete in a decade or two anyhow.

    3. Re:In all fairness by bloodhawk · · Score: 2

      I have been involved in several mainframe migrations. It is hard, requires a lot of planning and testing but it is quite doable. Having said that if HP bid a price to do it and failed their is no "in all fairness", they signed up to do, got paid to do it, they are responsible to do it, their is no excuse of it was too hard! If it is too hard for them then they didn't do due diligence or executed poorly.

    4. Re:In all fairness by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      I have been involved in several mainframe migrations. It is hard, requires a lot of planning and testing but it is quite doable. Having said that if HP bid a price to do it and failed their is no "in all fairness", they signed up to do, got paid to do it, they are responsible to do it, their is no excuse of it was too hard! If it is too hard for them then they didn't do due diligence or executed poorly.

      I agree that from a technical standpoint, getting off the mainframe is (or should be) quite doable. The issues I've seen were mostly not technical.

      I'm conflicted, because, --let's face it-- I want to see HP burn in hell. Just pointing out that in my own experience the chances of success in this kind of endeavor are very small.

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    5. Re:In all fairness by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      I've never dealt with a mainframe, so I'll take your word that they are very hard to get off of. What that tells me is to, "just say no" to any mainframe salesman. Stay on commodity hardware and Linux to preserve my autonomy.

    6. Re:In all fairness by Major+Blud · · Score: 3, Informative

      "At 50 million bucks, why didn't they emulate the old machinery or port the code to an interpreter running on a modern system?"

      The hardware isn't an issue with IBM mainframes, even their newest Z-Series implementations are mostly backwards compatible with the 1960's era System/360. I'm pretty sure the cost of new hardware would have been cheaper than porting their software over to a completely new hardware platform and language.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      " But (reluctantly...) in all fairness, getting off the mainframe is very VERY difficult,"

      Having worked on well over a dozen projects to do just that, this post is 100% on-point, although my success rate has been much better, on projects that span half-a-decade :-) I'm working on one right now to port a COBOL/IMS system over to .NET and SQL Server that has been in the works for over 2 years.

      The hardware platform isn't the biggest hurdle (although expensive, it's bullet-proof reliable). The biggest challenges boil down to three things:

      1) Business rules coded in languages long considered obsolete (COBOL, JCL, IMS databases) by people who either retired or died decades ago.
      2) Data that has been severely polluted over the years, such has having fax numbers in an address field, lookup codes that have been deleted, (although the data remains in place, causing broken referential integrity), etc etc.
      3) Business rules that are done more for tradition. A user may have been instructed to do a process a certain way, but no one is sure what the reasoning is for doing it. It may be a valid reason; but that reason was discovered years ago by someone (either retired or dead), forgotten, and has just been done for traditions sake. In cases like this, it's hard to make a case to carry a process like that over to the new system, but it can't just be ignored either.

      I'm simplifying #3, but you'll probably get the idea. I think that these three problems could crop up in ANY software system that has been in use for 40 years, regardless of the hardware platform or the programming language. As much as we try to mitigate planning for the future use a system, very few people in our industry really expect the software we write to be in use 40+ years from now. I think Y2K is a pretty good example of that too :-)

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    7. Re:In all fairness by west · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A user may have been instructed to do a process a certain way, but no one is sure what the reasoning is for doing it. It may be a valid reason; but that reason was discovered years ago by someone (either retired or dead), forgotten, and has just been done for traditions sake. In cases like this, it's hard to make a case to carry a process like that over to the new system, but it can't just be ignored either.

      This, a thousand times. Nothing like finding two pieces of completely inexplicable code and cleaning them up. One speeds up processing by 2%, and you're the hero. The other turns out to have most of code flow of Western civilization running through it, and now you've just brought on the Long Night.

    8. Re:In all fairness by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      And move everything to the Cloud!

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    9. Re:In all fairness by guruevi · · Score: 1

      IMHO getting off a mainframe in 10 years time isn't all that difficult. The reasons big companies fail at doing this is because they cheap out on hiring competent people or they outsource it.

      Running your business (what mainframes and similar business processing systems like ERP, CMS, CRM etc do) is not something you should leave to another business. The other business has no reason to make it succeed, they don't care about your business processes or your business, they care about repeatability and catering to the largest common denominator among their clients, they care about profits and making you pay more money every year. So the details of your business get left by the wayside and replaced by "we did something like it with another client once, and it worked then (we promise)" and you still end up doing most of the work internally, but it gets pushed down from "outsourced IT" to the administrators who simply do it in Excel/Access (or Google Docs for the more tech-savvy ones).

      I've seen it time and again. Mainframe gets replaced by big time IBM, HP, Oracle, PeopleSoft, (or a combination of them). Business processes get mangled to a 'standardized process'. The people in departments create shadow systems to get the old functionality back and you're back to square one.

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    10. Re:In all fairness by tlambert · · Score: 1

      I've never dealt with a mainframe, so I'll take your word that they are very hard to get off of. What that tells me is to, "just say no" to any mainframe salesman. Stay on commodity hardware and Linux to preserve my autonomy.

      Mainframes are hard to get out of because they provide a lot of services that you end up having to reimplement yourself, and there's not a lot of standardization in providing those services over clustered commodity hardware. What people do instead, is spin up VM's in a distributed systems environment. That's a totally different programming paradigm than a single monolithic system, and there's a lot of work that has to go into conversion between the programming paradigms.

      The closest you have to a standard at this point is either the half dozen or so HPC substrates, or going to a cloud-based system, like Open Stack. Going cloud-based is another paradigm conversion on top of the distributed computing conversion.

      Think along the lines of the programs being written as really big serial computations in a single program (probably with finite state automata), and then having to break those apart so that, rather than all the sessions going in through the same entry point, breaking up the program into lots of pieces that can run on lots of machines at (semi-)arbitrary sequence points where it looks like it might be logical, throwing those pieces into different processes running on different VMs on other computers, so you can handle the same amount of load, and then at the same time, converting each of the finite state automata keyed by session objects into per session threads.

      Then you access those sessions over a stateless protocol (HTTP) where you might resend the same GET request multiple times, or the same put request multiple times (where you need to maintain a persistent transaction ID when the connection goes down so the state isn't lost.

      At the same time, you need to checkpoint all your data, and it probably has to be done in an ACID way, rather than a NoSQL way, because if a given VM has to be restarted, you have to recover the session from the in progress state so that an operation that takes multiple forms submissions and content checks and "some required fields missing" retries on a given form, in case you have to spin the VM up on another machine that just died so that you can spin the processes back up, and then spin the sessions back up in the processes (basically: session level checkpoint restart).

      Conversion is *complicated*.

      The first words out of my mouth in spec'ing the job would probably have been "are you sure you don't want to just buy another mainframe, and have us just glue a front end on it using a terminal emulation to screen scrape the forms submissions?". I assume they can't, because a new mainframe won't run the code ("aging mainframe" is code for "discontinued mainframe").

    11. Re:In all fairness by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      ...in all fairness, getting off the mainframe is very VERY difficult...

      Yeah, man, I had a friend once who was mainframing really, really heavy. He tried to go cold turkey, you know? He had such withdrawal symptoms, he almost died. Still couldn't kick. So he was back mainframin' the worst stuff you could find - CICS, JCL, RPG for God's sake!! Finally his friends did an intervention, got him into a substitution program, and rehab. He's doing UNIX maintenance now. It cost a lot and he says he doesn't get the same high as when he was "ridin' the 'frame" but the crash isn't as hard either. Goes to 12-step meetings and everything.

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    12. Re:In all fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4) The business rules themselves might not be fully verifiable or even available if the actual COBOL (or whatever) source code is nowhere to be found.

      Yes, that really does happen. I've seen it happen with an internal LOB system written in VB6. Mainframe systems are far older, allowing more time for unintentional loss of source. Such scenarios essentially guarantee incomplete or missing behaviors in replacement systems.

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    13. Re:In all fairness by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

      I hear you brother.

      I should also mention that I've had to intentionally program bugs into the replacement system in order mimic flaws that were in the old mainframe system, because the companies had built some of their processes and business rules around those bugs. An example is an extract file being sent from a mainframe to a third-party system through an interface of some sort. Since the mainframe is being replaced, but not the third-party system (which had to be changed to accept bad data from the mainframe), the replacement system had to be fudged to send bogus data through the interface. Good times.

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    14. Re:In all fairness by lysdexia · · Score: 1

      I'm laughing because I fear I would never stop screaming.

  11. Actually no. 3 years AFTER Carly, HP bought EDS by raymorris · · Score: 2

    Actually , no. HP wasn't involved this deal until three years after Carly left. In 2005, EDS made the contract with the state. The same year, Carly left HP. Three years after that HP bought EDS in 2008.

    So trying to put this on Carly is a lot like blaming George Bush for Obamacare.

  12. How stuff like this tends to happen by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

    Large IT companies seem to make most of it's money by taking on customers that nobody in their right mind would take on, basically due to the fines and punishments that come with abject stuff-ups for mission critical system from three-letter agencies and large companies.
    Yet somehow they make a profit and completely hash it up while protecting themselves legally - ready to find another victim.

    Sales people walk in and sell to these customers the moon and kitchen-sink - including things which are technically not possible thanks to liberal use of marketing-speak - taking up many words in the English language to say very very little, but sound impressive. Words like "cloud" and "new IT" and "big data" etc. etc.
    These ridiculous expectations are then dumped on the tech staff who are only told AFTER the fact. Tech comes back and mentions that what has been sold is impossible to implement within reasonable budget/timeframes.

    In any case to protect the IT company legally, the people who work for them have to write up loads and loads of documentation and other ITIL legal stuff to ensure that any time that they touch the system to make any change whatsoever that the company is covered legally from any multi-milliondollar fines. Not only does this take a lot of time to write up, but it's very expensive to pay people to do this, so costs to the customer mount exponentially depending on difficulty.

    While all these bureaucratic nonsense goes on, nobody can actually do very much on the environment.

    People come and go from the company over the large amount of time it takes to get stuff done, typically not handing over work properly and costing the IT company more time to retrain new employees, and some of them are simply thrown in the deep end with little help. Due to the insanity these new employees have to work with, they typically quit early and change jobs - costing even more money and wasting more time. To deal with this issue and to try and save money, the jobs are then farmed out to India or the Phillippines, and to places where people will accept lower pay and probably make an effort to put up with the nonsense due to their life depending on it.

    So now you have a bunch of people on the account whose English is not 100% and who are trying to deal with a complete mess, completely remotely. Because it's all outsourced and done remotely with various people scattered all over the world in different timezones - you can imagine how difficult it is to get everyone together to decide on anything. A good amount of time is wasted on communication and collaboration - which costs the customer even more money again.

    You can be fairly certain that given that there are too many cooks, they stuff up and this wastes more time, costs a little less money now, but now what is produced is still not very much and the quality is iffy.
    Given the iffy quality, this now causes more problems and takes more time and costs more money to fix - which the customer ends up paying for.

    End result? The whole project goes WAY over budget and takes WAY too long.... BUT, thanks to the IT company filing all the paperwork THAT WASTED ALL THIS TIME IN THE FIRST PLACE, they feel that they are legally protected from the client - who feels that they have been completely screwed (which they have).

    So the customer eventually sues for this hash of a system that is unfinished and over budget.
    Large IT company comes back with all the documentation and contract legalese and says "Sorry about your luck"

    Large IT company goes on to find fresh meat, and the cycle repeats.
    Customer goes to another oversized IT vendor and they do the same thing.

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    1. Re:How stuff like this tends to happen by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Large IT companies seem to make most of it's money by taking on customers that nobody in their right mind would take on, basically due to the fines and punishments that come with abject stuff-ups for mission critical system from three-letter agencies and large companies."

      It's a multiple ways venue.

      On one hand, yes, only big names can cover for fines, punishments and guarantees required to bid for some kind of contracts. At the same time, only big firms have the cash for the long term commitment it takes to go in terms with the (public or private) companies that requests those proposals (paying a whole year or more of an expensive KAM just to open the door of a government agency or the like is not something everybody can do).

      But the customers do their part too: too many times they don't know anything out of the big providers and lack also the technical acumen to discern the wheat from the chaff so they only know what the KAM above has told them and end up with an RFP for a bazillion contract for something that, done properly, could cost 10 to 100 times less -but now only the big names can apply.

      In the end, the big names manage to get a profit out of it because in practice this market is under an oligopoly system where there are only half a dozen participants with real options to win those kind of contracts.

    2. Re:How stuff like this tends to happen by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

      The head of HP's newly created Enterprise division says they will offshore 60% of their workforce by 2017.

      I'm sure that will fix everything.

    3. Re:How stuff like this tends to happen by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 2

      The next step will be to replace all the offshored workers with PERL scripts.

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    4. Re:How stuff like this tends to happen by wideglide · · Score: 1

      No - the easiest thing to be replaced by any script is usually management. I don't know any manager needing more than 2 lines to be completely replaced without anybody noticing ...

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    5. Re:How stuff like this tends to happen by tlambert · · Score: 1

      Large IT companies seem to make most of it's money by taking on customers that nobody in their right mind would take on, basically due to the fines and punishments that come with abject stuff-ups for mission critical system from three-letter agencies and large companies.
      Yet somehow they make a profit and completely hash it up while protecting themselves legally - ready to find another victim.

      The common strategy for getting away with this is to meet the precise terms of the contract. This is IBM Global Services bread and butter, and I would be incredibly surprised if it was not HPE's strategy as well.

      Specifically, you give the customer precisely what the customer requests you give them, and you then go through the CLIN's and check each one of them off. CLIN's are "Contract Line Item Numbers", and constitute "acceptance criteria". Meeting acceptance criteria means you have fulfilled the contract. CLIN's are also the mechanisms by which variances are requested contractor, and then accepted or denied.

      The hole here is that you avoid asking for variances unless they are required for you to meet the other acceptance criteria (for example, when you are in the middle of the job, and realize that you have two mutually exclusive CLIN's, where one of them precludes you satisfying the other). These variance requests are relatively rare, so they are usually granted.

      In other words: you give them what they *asked for*, rather than giving them what they *needed*. This way they come back to you for modifications to an existing system later, for which they may additionally be billed. Customers tend to tolerate this, since it avoids pushing them over budget or over scheduled completion date, which makes them look good to their constituents.

      Likewise, the customer can come back, and ask for modifications to the contract. The contractor may deny this, and usually will, as long as it doesn't upset the customer into denying variance requests later. Customer modifications to the contract are a primary source of cost overruns, and customers are generally less enthusiastic to request changes to existing CLIN's or addition or subtraction of CLIN's, since the contractor will generally be willing to do it for a hefty fee.

      In other words: for new features they discover they need, or want, they end up getting additionally billed. IT's a separate contract, and therefore not an over-schedule or over-budget on an existing contract. There may be hefty costs associate with the new project, and these are generally "wants" rather than "needs" anyway, so everyone is happy.

      So overall, you are mistaken... they usually go repeatedly to the *same* victim, rather than finding a new victim, since the victim doesn't consider themselves a victim, and the contractor has faithfully fulfilled the previous contracts, and can therefore be trusted to do the same on the new one.

      As previously implied by myself and others, I'm just going to flat out state that the bird probably hit the sliding glass door on this one when EDS started shopping themselves out for acquisition, slightly prior to HP acquiring EDS, for the same reason that brides and grooms tend to diet for a month to fit into their wedding clothes.

  13. Fiorina will be spanked during next debate by Trachman · · Score: 1

    This may be a talking point during GOP debates. When GOP will start talking about fixing healthcare, they can be countered with Fiorina's success in Michigan HP project.

    It happened during Fiorina's watch.

    It can also be used as a talking point, that private entities operate better. Except private entities always underperform when they operate together with the state entities.

    P.S. Obamacare sucks.

    1. Re:Fiorina will be spanked during next debate by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

      UH no.

      As much as I would love to blame this on Carly, it just isn't so. Michigan made the deal with EDS. HP bought EDS (and got stuck with this deal) 3 years AFTER Carly left. Blame Mark Hurd.

    2. Re: Fiorina will be spanked during next debate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit lie.

    3. Re:Fiorina will be spanked during next debate by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Speaking of politicians, though, wasn't the former owner of EDS Ross Perot?

    4. Re:Fiorina will be spanked during next debate by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      P.S. Obamacare sucks.

      P.S. Death from illness sucks more

    5. Re:Fiorina will be spanked during next debate by acoustix · · Score: 1

      It happened during Fiorina's watch.

      She hasn't worked at HP for over 10 years now. She can't be blamed for poor oversight of a project when she wasn't employed there.

      P.S. Obamacare sucks.

      Yep.

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    6. Re:Fiorina will be spanked during next debate by tlambert · · Score: 1

      P.S. Obamacare sucks.

      P.S. Death from illness sucks more

      Not being denied insurance for a preexisting condition would be like a one paragraph law, at best.

      After you got ill, you were willing to pay for insurance, correct?

      Perhaps the subsidy would be nice, but it's handled as a tax credit, so someone with zero money to cover it doesn't get it and can't buy their own health insurance anyway, which means medicare.

    7. Re:Fiorina will be spanked during next debate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P.S. Obamacare sucks.

      P.S. Death from illness sucks more

      And thanks to Obamacare, a lot of us will get to find that out first-hand.

  14. South Carolina Too by Tokolosh · · Score: 1

    Saber -> EDS -> HP

    HP pays SC $44 million penalty to SC.
    SC pays DC $100 million penalty.

    Taxpayers rejoice.

    http://www.wltx.com/story/news...
    http://www.channelnomics.com/c...

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  15. That's expensive by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

    On Friday, embattled HP was hit with a new lawsuit filed by the state of Michigan over a 10-year-old, $49 million project that called for HP to replace a legacy mainframe-based system built in the 1960s.

    $49 million is pretty expensive for a low end PC.

  16. "not possible" is executive speak, in this case. by rewindustry · · Score: 1

    as others have said, from the technical end (speaking from experience), there are plenty of ways to skin a cat like this, from emulation through porting, depending on the situation, and generally none of these are difficult to actually DO.

    the only problem is you have to hire an actual programmer - someone who really can read and translate the code.

    you cannot fix this with money, the solution does not come in a box, like executives do.

    in short, if it was written by a coder, you need to hire a coder to fix it.

    that simple.

    good luck finding a real one, though.

    and ps, this is not a bug, it is a feature - we value employment.

    all three of us.

  17. What? Ass Cash? What? by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    When the sales men's checks cashes, I read stories on dot slashes, about states who then sue For larges sums and stashes; The moral of the day is you see, you must say when it takes a long time for bytes to become hashes

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  18. Re: "not possible" is executive speak, in this cas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sound like a massive faggot.

  19. Socks to be him... by tlambert · · Score: 1

    It meant some salesman wrote a check so big, that when the bank went to withdraw - his ass was not big enough to handle the withdrawal. It prolapsed, leaving a dreaded pink sock.

    Socks to be him...

    Thanks, folks, I'll be here in Vegas all week! Remember to try the veal!

  20. If Only by Calsar · · Score: 1

    If the Federal government would start doing this we could save hundreds or millions or possibly billions in tax payer money.

  21. Political entities by s.petry · · Score: 1

    Don't care about facts. My wording was very intentional, too bad people only read what they want to see...

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  22. Scope of the task is *LARGE* by tlambert · · Score: 5, Informative

    in all fairness, getting off the mainframe is very VERY difficult

    True, but HP should have known this based on experience with other mainframe projects or via research on similar projects by other companies.

    (1) The contract was made by EDS. HP had nothing to do with it, other than having acquired EDS.

    (2) The migration is not just off the mainframe (a VMS system), it's onto a web-based platform instead, so they can get rid of both the mainframe, and the extra VT320 emulator they have to run to talk to the thing.

    (3) Getting the same functionality and security of of a non-VMS system is a rather difficult endeavor, even if you use FLASK Linux or a similar purportedly secure computing platform, and add a bunch of them together and try to pretend "it's the same as a mainframe". Of all systems one can get off easily, VMS is not one of them, since it's so much better designed than most modern systems.

    Scope of the task is *LARGE*

    It's a doable proposition, but it would likely take (expensive to hire) 40+ year olds with experience in both sets of technology, along with people capable of parsing "business rules" out of languages like COBOL, FORTRAN, BLISS, and VAX (or DEC Alpha) assembly language, and whatever the heck else it was coded in at the time it was first deployed (depends on what they meant by "aging mainframe" in 2005).

    These people would also have to be either very sophisticated in working over a "Chinese Wall" arrangement with another group doing the new systems development (not a development model most younger coders are familiar with, since you mention "interface contracts" and "unit testing" and "branch path analysis" to most of them, and they blink at you as if you've just taken a polyjuice potion and turned into Mad Eye Moody). Alternately, these old farts would need to have *also* kept current on new technology to allow them to be able to do both sides of the task.

    So, you are talking expensive people in their mid 40's to mid 50's to get the job done.

    Guess who were the first people let go or offered early retirement packages, to improve the profit-per-employee ratio for EDS to get the highest valuation in the acquisition by HP? Guess who were let go or offered early retirement as "cost reduction" measures in the four or five rounds of that HP has gone through since then?

    It's a doable job, but I don't know of a company in the EDS (HPE now) or IBM Global Services space right now that wouldn't just start over an "fix business rules problems as they come up", rather than providing an equivalent (but now web based) system. I don't know experienced people in either of those two, since they've jettisoned all their expensive (talented) old people and replaced them with cheap (untalented) recent grads or offshoring.

    If you think that's an unfair comparison on talent ... if you were a talented college grad, would *you* go to work at a company which is in the throes of a 30,000+ person layoff (something IBM did earlier this year, BTW: HP is a "late bloomer"), and in the process of spinning out the division you'd be working in? Or would you take that offer from Uber/Facebook/Twitter/Google/[anyone but IBM or HP] instead?

    They are likely going to have to hire someone and PM it themselves. States are notoriously bad at that (and at spending money on their own people, as opposed to being willing to spend a lot of money on a contractor company) -- look at how Oregon and Oracle are arguing about the [still] nonfunctional Oregon State Healthcare Exchange to see what comes of hiring your own [unqualified] PM and "doing it yourself".

    My cousin, Mark, could do it. Sadly, he is disabled now.

    I could do it; so could a dozen or so people I could name off the top of my head (Wes Peters, for one). Sadly, we are all sane now.

    They are pretty screwed; they are going to have to do a "second system syndrome" version of things, or settle with HP/HPE and pa

    1. Re:Scope of the task is *LARGE* by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The contract was made by EDS. HP had nothing to do with it, other than having acquired EDS.

      Same issue, both are/were large companies with the resources to study and compare.

      So you are saying that when HP acquired EDS, they laid off too many seasoned mainframe experts to save money by hiring young guns, who didn't know a mainframe from Pikachu?

      I wonder if the contract allows them to say, "We are in over our head and want out." It probably does, but with a big penalty.

    2. Re:Scope of the task is *LARGE* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod the parent up!

    3. Re:Scope of the task is *LARGE* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before you pontificate, maybe you ought to find out difference between VMS and MVS...

    4. Re:Scope of the task is *LARGE* by MarkTina · · Score: 1

      Maybe if Mark Hurd (aka "That greedy self-serving cunt") hadn't made most of the EDS staffers redundant (or just chased away by the horribly unethical/evil/greedy HR practices of HP) then they'd have still had the EDS staff with the skills to make the transition ?

      EDS was (for all its other faults) quite a good vendor agnostic service provider ... HP isn't .. EDS could have completed the project.

    5. Re:Scope of the task is *LARGE* by c10 · · Score: 1

      VMS isn't MVS, I assume you meant the latter. 3270 terminals, not VT320. Still old, but not 1960's old.

    6. Re:Scope of the task is *LARGE* by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The only part of that I don't believe is that EDS ever had any experts on anything besides closing sales.

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    7. Re:Scope of the task is *LARGE* by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      What? Did you ever do business with EDS?

      You are/were one of their sales drones, admit it.

      Spent 20 years feasting on former EDS customers. None had any good things to say, not one.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  23. Convert code to specification. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tear up 90% of the specification. Convert what is left of the specification to code, test plan. Test and you are done.

    Be aggressive. Insist on deliverables all the way thru. Triage the implementation by doing the most important things first.

  24. Bill Cosby IT by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    So the customer eventually sues for this [bad] system that is unfinished and over budget. Large IT company comes back with all the documentation and contract legalese and says "Sorry about your luck"

    Contractors typically have a lot of experience CYA-ing for the kind of work they do, unlike the customers, who are not experts at IT contract writing. It's a lopsided arrangement where the swindler has the experience of a 100 swindles behind them.

  25. Other States by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Another source:

    http://www.michigan.gov/som/0,...

    An interesting quote:

    "...Michigan joins the motor-vehicle agencies in five other states -- California, Minnesota, New Jersey, New Mexico and Vermont -- who have also parted with HP after attempting similar computer modernization projects."

  26. Memories ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked for the now defunct Data General in London back in the 90s, and in the new business unit, we tried repeatedly to do the mainframe replacement dance.
    Every IT director we met hated us, because we would guarantee uptime and performance, and enormous savings in head count, energy, maintenance etc.
    This would mean that their little kingdoms would be inexorably shrunk - suddenly a 5 million pound IT shop becomes a 1 million pound IT shop, with less staff, and the IT manager would be left without his minions and sense of self importance.
    Their company's profitability was secondary to their perceived career.
    We had much better luck with the same pitch to the CFOs, on the other hand, when we promised them 50% running costs as minimum annual savings.
    Had a couple of CTOs got the boot along the way, but they were definitely the exception.

  27. Z-series can't emulate System/370 mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a great question, and the answer is, IBM Z-series business unit has, bar none, the most aggressive, talented and ruthless customer retention team in the world. You're right, there's no sane reason why a mainframe application can't be emulated at least for a stopgap measure.

    IBM dropped backwards compatibility and that's an eminently sane explanation for why there might not have been an emulator available for a really old mainframe application. Don't pretend like it can't have been technically impossible.

    The mid-1990's G3's were the last mainframes that could run code dependent on System/370 mode. I'm aware of at least two applications that needed a fair bit of rewriting just to be able to run on the later G-series mainframes ... and the users were exceptionally lucky that they had spent several decades paying large sums of money to keep around a few developers who knew the application in enough depth to be capable of porting them. If they had been like most under-funded States, there would have been nobody left who understood the application's design and it really would have been cheaper to undertake a complete rewrite.

  28. 130 Secretary of State offices... by SargentDU · · Score: 1

    I thought the state would only have one Secretary of State Office. What is the need for 130 of them?

    1. Re:130 Secretary of State offices... by c10 · · Score: 1

      Different states have different names for the offices where you get your driver's license, plates, etc. I assume Michigan has 130 of these offices.

    2. Re:130 Secretary of State offices... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are 'Department of Motor Vehicles' // DMV branch offices. Go in, get your places, driver license, etc etc.

    3. Re:130 Secretary of State offices... by lifey · · Score: 1

      In Michigan the Secretary of State is the equivelent of the DMV in other states. It is where you get Driver Licenses, Car titles, registrations, etc.

  29. Changing Requirements?? by DidgetMaster · · Score: 2

    Did the project fail because of incompetence on HP's part...or did the customer (the government in this case) keep changing the scope and requirements so often that it was impossible to actually do what they wanted? I know nothing about the details of this particular case, but either condition (or both) would not surprise me as the cause for the failure.

    1. Re:Changing Requirements?? by nadass · · Score: 1

      If I were a gambler, I would bet on "incompetence on HP's part" -- they're known to be behind-the-ball on basically everything.

  30. Re-Design and Re-Deploy a new application for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could do it with $10mill and and 3 years.

    Spend 6 months taking screenshots and documenting workflows...

    Take a year to re-code in Java or some other similarly crippled language

    6 more months to do a 'pilot' deployment

    6 more months to patchup what you learned during the pilot

    Last 6 months... Migrate to new application and backup/destroy old hardware... you must burn the boats so the crews will fight for (and not against) the change.

  31. Re: "not possible" is executive speak, in this ca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Takes one to see one.

  32. Re:Re-Design and Re-Deploy a new application for t by tomhath · · Score: 1

    I could do it with $10mill and and 3 years.

    Anyone who makes a comment like that has obviously never done anything like this. You can't do a pilot deployment until you have migrated all of the old data out of the old system into the new one, and have a way to keep both systems in synch during beta. That alone would blow your cost and schedule budget.

  33. so you knew better and INTENTIONALLY misled? by raymorris · · Score: 1

    So you KNEW that what you implied was false, and made the implication anyway? Yep, sounds like a liberal.

  34. What? by s.petry · · Score: 1

    If anything, someone reading GP should have assumed a statement against Donald Trump, who has been the most active in attacking people's personal records but not the only one. You, and a few other people, somehow jumped to a conclusion that was not implied anywhere in the statement. The only fact I provided was the timing of the CEO position which is absolutely true.

    Try reading what people write instead of what you wished they would write. You will look much more intelligent. I fully realize that my writing generally requires a 9th grade education to comprehend, which is why I requested that you read it again.

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