Study: People Emit a "Germ Cloud" of Bacteria As Unique As a Fingerprint
An anonymous reader writes: According to a new study, we are all surrounded by a personal "germ cloud" as unique as a fingerprint. Lead author of the study Dr James Meadow says: "We expected that we would be able to detect the human microbiome in the air around a person, but we were surprised to find that we could identify most of the occupants just by sampling their microbial cloud. Our results confirm that an occupied space is microbially distinct from an unoccupied one, and demonstrate for the first time that individuals release their own personalized microbial cloud." The findings were published today in the journal PeerJ.
I'm pretty sure any dog could have told you that.
So we're all just like Pig-Pen from the Peanuts cartoon strips.
So, after all this time science discovers that auras actually exist.
Does this "fingerprint" bacterial cloud change with time? after antibiotic use? what about members of a family or people that recently began living together? It does not feel like this will have a practical use in the near future, but opens some interesting lines of study.
this will be in the CSI:XXX scripts next season
6 year olds are right after all, there IS such a thing as cooties.
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The study seems to have spiked the results by offering breakfast burritos to the participants as they wait for their turn to be sampled. Further the few people who could not be detected using this method were the ones who did not partake in the free burritos. So basically this study just confirms common knowledge about people releasing bacterial clouds.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
What wonderful news!
"Funding
This work was funded by a grant to the Biology and the Built Environment Center from the Alfred P. Sloan Foundation Microbiology for the Built Environment Program. The funders had no role in study design, data collection and analysis, decision to publish, or preparation of the manuscript."
I guess we're all Pig-Pen then?
Something tells me that this is the real iCloud. Now we need an app to connect to it!
PROVE IT
By "as unique as fingerprints", I assume then mean "not very unique".
things I hear on NPR while on my commute home always show up on /. the next morning!
We play the game with the bravery of being out of range
Would a husband and wife with as active sex life (for proximity) have roughly identical "germ clouds".
I came across some information on gut bacteria showing that couples quite often share the same gut bacteria (to a degree) after being together for a while.
Of course that depends on factors like how often they kiss etc.
"If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
I would think that there are plenty of ways a clerk at a bank could set off an alarm that would notify the police and take air samples around a thief. One could put a piece of cardboard under the hundred dollar bills. If under duress one could just remove the cardboard with the bills. Or maybe the bank would take air samples from everyone just in case of a problem. There are probably ways of defeating this. If one were to wear a air and water tight garment and take a shower in it soon before attempting the robbery but this would significantly increase preparations for the robbery.
Now I just feel like a vessel for a bunch of germs. My body is nothing more than a bacteria bus. It serves no purpose other than to move bacteria from point A to point B. My wants and desires are simply the wants and desires of bacteria.
Usain Bolt is nothing more than a bacteria Ferarri.
So all you need to do to frame someone, is sneeze on them?
Pull my finger... go on, pull it... it activates my unique ID... one person at a ti... aw, my arm... I think there has been some kind of misunderstanding... can I talk to your supervisor... aw, that hurts... sir, can you remove your knee from my... no, I don't want handcuffs, just pull my finger...
Human Rights, Article 12: Freedom from Interference with Privacy, Family, Home and Correspondence