Nissan Creates the Ultimate Distracted Driving Machine
jfruh writes: More and more research is suggesting that it isn't safe to text or even talk on our phones hands-free while driving, but one brave car company is pushing full-speed in the other direction. Nissan has created a concept car in which every surface, including the entire dashboard and even the seats, is a display device. The car is the result of "extensive" surveys with the younger generation that came to the conclusion that, according to Nissan, young people "feel that time spent in a car should be time for connecting and sharing experiences with friends."
Woo, Now I can get even MORE distracted while driving.
Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
If you need entertainment you aren't driving fast enough.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
It's the only way this makes sense. Otherwise, it's death and lawsuits waiting to happen.
1. More Distraction
2. More Accidents
3. More car buyers
4. PROFIT!
Bye!
This car is obviously designed to be self-driving. As such, it makes sense to add a ton of displays. If such a car gets built, it will almost certainly be designed to turn all displays into driving controls (speed, engine temperature, fuel, etc.) whenever manual control is activated.
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It's a concept car. It's a showpiece designed to attract attention and nothing else. Picking on it for being unrealistic is like picking on a fashion show because the dresses would never hold up to actual wear. That's not what they're meant for.
Chelloveck
I give up on debugging. From now on, SIGSEGV is a feature.
...young people "feel that time spent in a car should be time for connecting and sharing experiences with friends."...
When they see their insurance rates skyrocket due to all the accidents they cause, the "young people" surveyed may come to a different conclusion. (and I'm not even going to mention the number of innocent people who are killed due to these distracted drivers. OK, I did mention it.)
Once they are hacked to work while the vehicle is in motion, mount cameras on the front and bottom of car and display real-time onto dash and seats. You can pretend you're hovering!
It doesn't hurt to be nice.
The car is the result of "extensive" surveys with the younger generation that came to the conclusion that, according to Nissan, young people "feel that time spent in a car should be time for connecting and sharing experiences with friends."
When all you're doing is sharing and connecting, when do you have time for experiencing?
We play the game with the bravery of being out of range
Sadly I expect the others to follow. I want a car with less crap in it, not more. I want a car with a good radio (AM, FM, aux in, USB, weather band) and that is about it for the infotainment system. If they have to put in a fucking screen (since everyone is doing the backup camera thing and I hare rumors of wanting to make it mandatory) then give me the option to use that screen to display all of the diagnostic info the car pukes out instead of needing some special vendor specific tool beyond just a bog standard OBDII scanner. I don't want stupid OnStar, your shit sat nav, the ability to talk to my car, your trash touch interface, etc.
Time to offend someone
"young people" are already entrenched in debt, whats a little bit more ?
Time in my car is spent going from A to B. Any other idea is just stupid.
You want a concept car? Give me one that drives itself everywhere and gets good mileage whether it be gas or electric. If I want to connect or share experiences, I have devices already capable of doing it.
Taxis and busses are already covered in ads, and some of them are now animated. With its solid (i.e., easy to scrub down), this car seems like it's ready made to be a taxi.
Yes, PROFIT for Google. The bottom line is that driving is a boring time-pig. We've outgrown it. If a google-like car can automatically take us through our usual routes such that we can surf the Interwebs during that time, that's a great thing as far as I'm concerned.
Let the robots do the grunt work!
Table-ized A.I.
The car is the result of "extensive" surveys with the younger generation that came to the conclusion that, according to Nissan, young people "feel that time spent in a car should be time for connecting and sharing experiences with friends."
No, it shouldn't! It should be a time for concentrating on driving. What the fuck is wrong with you???
Well, that's gonna make an eye-catching air-bag.
Table-ized A.I.
Do a little profiling during the daily commute. If I see a "young person" behind the wheel of a Nissan, give them a wide berth as they're likely to be causing an accident any moment.
(WTF was Nissan's design team thinking? Were they even?)
CUR ALLOC 20195.....5804M
...is a few multi-million dollar judgements against the drivers and Nissan plus plenty of jail time should fix this problem...
> surveys with the younger generation that came to the conclusion that, according to Nissan, young people
> "feel that time spent in a car should be time for connecting and sharing experiences with friends."
It's kind of obvious, since these young people ARE IN THE BACK SEAT, texting and sharing with friends.
There seems to be no shortage of idiots looking at their phone when they should be paying attention to their driving. It isn't the end of the world if you can't check your phone for a short period of time.
We have lakes so you can spend time in your car connecting with friends. Install a wider back seat, you morons.
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Announcer: Can a single luxury car be both the most spacious and the most compact on the market? Lexon asks you to consider a paradox.
Female Voiceover: Paradox..
Announcer: Introducing the all-new Lexon Paradox. Smaller than the competition, yet bigger.
Female Voiceover: We are through the looking glass..
[ show two groups of Lexon engineers standing on opposite sides of the screen ]
Announcer: This remarkable automobile is the synthesis of the work of two teams of Lexon engineers. Team A was asked to decrease the size of Lexon's most popular model.. while Team B searched for ways to make it bigger.
Announcer: While one team made Paradox the most expensive car in the world.. another made it the most affordable.
Announcer: One designed the Paradox to be an elegant, white luxury Sedan.
Female Voiceover: White Sedan..
Announcer: The others, a sporty red Coupe.
Female Voiceover: Red Coupe..
Announcer: One team gave it incredible stopping power.. the other gave it no brakes of any kind.
Announcer: One team was asked to give the Paradox four doors.. another designed it to have only two.. while still another gave it six doors.. and the final team, one gigantic all-purpose door.
Female Voiceover: One.. big.. door..
Announcer: And, while one team gave the Paradox dual airbags.. another designed it to shatter on impact, throwing passengers up to 300 yards.
Female Voiceover: Very, very dangerous..
Announcer: The new Paradox. The best car money can buy.
Female Voiceover: Or is it.. the worst?
God spoke to me
Hmm. Modded down for pointing out basic statistics. Perhaps people want reality to line up with their received wisdom.
I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
Another behavior that would confound the inference that is being asserted.
I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
Nissan does silly marketing gimmick, and it works.
Does this remind anyone else of the Wall-E chairs? Maybe this is BnL's first prototype?
What happened to down time, to just relax and ponder things quietly? I miss down time, like the quiet before movies with boring classical music and still ads on the the screen. I miss the timeouts at sporting events that didn't have every second filled with shiny screen and blaring music. I miss conversations in rooms where over half of the occupants in a room are not holding a screen in front of them. The simple things in life are apparently too simple, I guess.
It still has a set of driving controls - it would be fine as an autonomous car.
"When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
Why not ask average drivers what they want from a car?
I'm sure you'll get some great results from that.
I've owned plenty of cars since 1984 prior to cell phones being common {within the past 15 years} I never had a car hit while parked I am now up to six times, three I know where texting and three hit and runs. One I believe was a drunk driver because it happened about 30 minutes after the bar closed and they drove across the neighbors lawn prior to hitting the car then backed up into the neighbors house. The other two happened during the day and I'm guessing they were texting.
Plus a woman rear ending me at a stop sign while talking on the cell phone. She came up to my car window still on phone made sure I was ok and asked me not to call the police. She didn't notice the police car following her just before the accident happened or the officer standing behind her.
I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad. And they should all play 'La Cucaracha'
-- from the Book of All Wisdom, 03x24
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I had one come thru my front fence. Suburban road, no bends, 50km/h speed limit, still not sure how she did it?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
Maybe I'm just old and cranky*, but I would hate the living shit out of this if I was a passenger or a driver.
Honestly, this thing should be marketed as "The Ultimate ADHD Inducer".
"Hey kids! Feel like you can focus on things for too long? Thanks to our advanced technology vehicle, we have the solution!
Just spend 24 hours in our Mobile ADHD-O-Matic and never again will you be plagued by long, useful attention spans!
Just one short exposure, and you too can have the long term memory of a goldfish! Never be forced to concentrate on anything ever again!
Another fine product brought to you by RonCo(tm), makers of.... HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!
* Okay, so there's no "maybe" about it, but still...
Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
young people insurance rates
Insurance rates are a better indicator of risk than anecdotes. What they show is that inexperience and the "arrogance of youth" is deadly on the roads. Australian stats show that the day a kid drops the 'L' plates and goes solo the risk of them causing an accident goes up 50X (5000%) and stays that high for the first six months. I taught both my kids to drive in an empty car park. Having attempted to teach my son to drive on the road, my advice is to hire a professional who has a brake pedal on their side of the car.
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
Or am I the only one to think that?
There is no way talking on the phone with hands free is any more distracting than talking with someone sitting in your car. If that is the case than you may as well make it illegal for anyone to talk in a car while driving, this is just stupid.
Of course it is much more distracting to talk hands free than with someone in the car. With someone in the car, you can hear the entire audio range of what they are saying and it is far easier to understand what they are saying. With a voice over a hands free set, you are limited to the frequencies which are passed through by the cell phone carrier. If the person on the other end is also on a cell phone, then you are probably also fighting with a microphone that is not in the proper place for picking up the voice, is not a particularly good microphone anyway, and is also picking up surrounding noise from the other person's environment.
If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
You know that line about "the customer is always right"?
well, sometimes the customer is just fucking wrong. and a moron.
It's a beautiful world out there. Look out the goddamned window millennials.
Your friends can wait to learn that your balls are itchy, or to ruin rour life via Twitter.
Opps, looks like I insulted a millenial. But seriously, for the generation that was raised where on on family trips where you would tour through the Grand Canyon, or Mount Rushmore, with your parents watching the scenery, while you were in the back of the van watching Spongebob SquarePants on the DVD player - try it. There's a whole world out there that isn't on an LCD screen. And it's pretty darn cool.
The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
I just want my phone to call people. I just want my car to go. I want my refrigerator to be cold inside. I want my computer to communicate via email, www, viewing YouTube, online shopping other bullshit, and sometimes to actually compute shit. Why can't things just do what they are for instead of all sorts of other stuff?
I do not want a beer can refrigeration compartment on my phone, a TV in my car, an internet connection on my refrigerator, or my computer to have an engine, wheels, and able to take me to physical places vs. virtual places.
on our phones hands-free while driving and talking to someone that is in the same car? I see the risk as the same
Who are the bigger idiots here, Nissan or "young people"?