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Military Blimp Breaks Free and Drifts Over the Mid-Atlantic Trailing Tether (baltimoresun.com)

McGruber writes: The Baltimore Sun reports that a military surveillance blimp has broken free of its mooring at Aberdeen Proving Ground in Maryland and was last seen drifting at 16,000 ft over Pennsylvania. The 243-foot-long, helium-filled JLENS (Joint Land Attack Cruise Missile Defense Elevated Netted Sensor System) aerostat detached from its mooring at about 11:54 a.m. Wednesday. It was trailing approximately 6,700 feet of cable. "Anyone who sees the aerostat is advised to contact 911 immediately," spokeswoman Heather Roelker said. "People are warned to keep a safe distance from the airship and tether as contact with them may present significant danger."

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  1. Catastrophic Failure? by RumGunner · · Score: 5, Interesting

    FTFA: "Raytheon, the contractor that makes the blimps, says the cable is unlikely to break.

    "The chance of that happening is very small because the tether is made of Vectran and has withstood storms in excess of 100 knots," the company said on its website. "However, in the unlikely event it does happen, there are a number of procedures and systems in place which are designed to bring the aerostat down in a safe manner.""

    So what exactly happened? The cable broke, AND they are unable to get the blimp to safely land?

    1. Re:Catastrophic Failure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's funny, because one of the operators was just interviewed on CNN. He stated it was NOT uncommon for the tether to break, and it happened several times in Afghanistan. One even broke loose and went into Iran.

      Someone is lying, and my bet it's Raytheon, because government contracts lie and commit fraud all the time.

  2. Save the Helium! by neoritter · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh please, think of all that precious Helium!!!!

    1. Re:Save the Helium! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interesting aside: It was the filling of these two aerostats that exhausted the US supply of Helium a year or two ago.

  3. Not A Blimp by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 4, Informative

    A blimp is a powered craft. An aerostat is a tethered balloon.

    If it were a blimp -- even an unmanned blimp -- and it had fuel, they could just drive it back home.

    1. Re:Not A Blimp by Holi · · Score: 2

      Assuming anyone was onboard.

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  4. Trial Balloon eh? by bobbied · · Score: 4, Funny

    So the military is sending up a trial balloon?

    I wonder what the reaction might be..

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    1. Re:Trial Balloon eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      One down, 98 to go?

  5. JLENS is a complete boondoggle by afidel · · Score: 2

    Billions spent and the stupid thing couldn't detect a man in an ultralight headed straight for the Capital, we need to cut our losses and scrap the thing already.

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    1. Re:JLENS is a complete boondoggle by kencurry · · Score: 4, Funny

      Billions spent and the stupid thing couldn't detect a man in an ultralight headed straight for the Capital, we need to cut our losses and scrap the thing already.

      looks like someone did just that.

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  6. Exploding Helium! by KatchooNJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oy! Apparently MSNBC had commentary explaining that helium was explosive and dangerous. O_o

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    1. Re:Exploding Helium! by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2

      Oy! Apparently MSNBC had commentary explaining that helium was explosive and dangerous. O_o

      Specifically, chief Pentagon correspondent Jim Miklaszewski said helium was flammable. Not sure whether it was a brain fart or he's just clueless about the chemistry.

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    2. Re:Exploding Helium! by jfdavis668 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Sun does not fuse helium. It fuses 4 hydrogen atoms into helium. When the Sun starts to fuse helium in the distant future, we are toast.

    3. Re:Exploding Helium! by NVW55V · · Score: 2

      Good. I love toast. Now let's talk about butter, and jelly.

  7. How could they not know exactly where it is? by hawguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How could they lose it? Surely after $2.5B spent on the program, they had enough money to slap a GPS tracker on it.

    1. Re:How could they not know exactly where it is? by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

      Pennsylvania is being hit by a massive storm right now. The blimp is being blown over the mountains, and anyone chasing it has to go around.

    2. Re:How could they not know exactly where it is? by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 2

      They know where it is. There are two F-16 fighter jets tailing it. There are better articles online than the one linked in TFS.

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  8. Re:Should have used Duck Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Both duct tape and duck tape are acceptable. In fact if anything "duck tape" is the more correct answer. From wikipedia:

    The first material called "duck tape" was long strips of plain cotton duck cloth used in making shoes stronger, for decoration on clothing, and for wrapping steel cables or electrical conductors to protect them from corrosion or wear.[2] For instance, in 1902, steel cables supporting the Manhattan Bridge were first covered in linseed oil then wrapped in duck tape before being laid in place. ...

    After the war, the duck tape product was sold in hardware stores for household repairs. The Melvin A. Anderson Company of Cleveland, Ohio, acquired the rights to the tape in 1950.[15] It was commonly used in construction to wrap air ducts.[19] Following this application, the name "duct tape" came into use in the 1950s, along with tape products that were colored silvery gray like tin ductwork

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape

    I love nothing more then proving pedantic fools wrong. :)

  9. Re:I've seen this movie... by khallow · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure I'm up for a horror movie with a rosy ending. That sort of thing just seems so fake.

  10. Re:Jets scrambled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, they're going to escort it to Massachusetts where the Patriots experts in deflation will careful deflate it for them.

  11. Re:Domestic Spy Blimp by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

    And they would never be testing things at a place called the "Aberdeen Proving Ground"

    Your tinfoil hat slipped a bit - better get it centered again.

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  12. Re:Should have used Duck Tape by schwit1 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I love nothing more then proving pedantic fools wrong. :)

    'than'

  13. Re:Danger? by MiniMike · · Score: 4, Funny

    "People are warned to keep a safe distance from the airship and tether as contact with them may present significant danger."

    RTFA. The airship was at 16000 feet altitude. It's very dangerous to be at that altitude unless you have an airplane, parachute, or other safety device. To be safe, people should keep about 14000 - 15600* feet away.

    (* ground elevation in this area varies from around 400 - 2000 feet, iirc)

  14. Re:Didn't see it, hurricane Patricia hitting the a by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

    It is not the same low, but it is the moisture associated with the hurricane. The hurricane broke up over Texas, but formed a low in the gulf of Mexico which travelled along the coast, dumping rain across the south. The moisture was pulled up the east coast by a low that developed over the Midwest.

  15. Re:Danger? by painandgreed · · Score: 2

    "People are warned to keep a safe distance from the airship and tether as contact with them may present significant danger."

    (from the various armed alphabet agents closely following)

    Besides just general boiler plate warning, it's quite conceivable that somebody coming across it might grab onto the tether. With an upgust they could be 50-100 feet off the ground before they realize how high they are and it's too late to let go. Then you just hope you can hold on longer than it takes for the thing to drift down again. Happened to a couple of zeppelin landing crew in the past as grabbing ahold of tethers and tying the things down is how you land a zeppelin.