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How Black Friday and Cyber Monday Are Losing Their Meaning (time.com)

HughPickens.com writes: Brad Tuttle reports at Money Magazine that while the terms "Black Friday" and "Cyber Monday" are more ubiquitous than ever, the importance of the can't-miss shopping days is undeniably fading. Retailers seem to want it both ways: They want shoppers to spend money long before these key shopping events, and yet they also want shoppers to turn out in full force to make purchases over the epic Black Friday weekend. When they use the "Cheap Stuff!" card day after day and week after week, the deals on any single day stop seeming special. Add to that the trend of manufacturers creating stripped-down versions of their electronics to sell on Black Friday, and consumers have less reason than ever to flood retail stores.

The true story behind Black Friday is not as sunny as retailers might have you believe. Back in the 1950s, police in the city of Philadelphia used the term to describe the chaos that ensued on the day after Thanksgiving, when hordes of suburban shoppers and tourists flooded into the city in advance of the big Army-Navy football game held on that Saturday every year. Shoplifters would also take advantage of the bedlam in stores to make off with merchandise, adding to the law enforcement headache. Sometime in the late 1980s, however, retailers found a way to reinvent Black Friday and turn it into something that reflected positively, rather than negatively, on them and their customers. The result was the "red to black" concept of the holiday mentioned earlier, and the notion that the day after Thanksgiving marked the occasion when America's stores finally turned a profit.

140 comments

  1. Good riddance by hackertourist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the sooner those preposterous feeding frenzies are history, the better.

    1. Re:Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you just live your own life on your own terms and not be so caught up in what everyone else is doing? Because you demand people pay attention to your pseudo-intellectual nonsense. You crave that attention.

      Tell that to the family of the loved one who had an innocent shopper trampled to death during a Black Friday event.

      This isn't just about me or you, you insensitive prick. Black Friday needs to go away because stupid humans exist who can't seem to act cordially after spending three days in line to save 17 cents.

    2. Re: Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It was my daughter that got trampled to death on Black Friday. But you know what? I'm over it, because the deals are just too good! Bring on the deals!!!

    3. Re: Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know how you feel. The deals are amazing. One death among many deals...fair trade.

    4. Re:Good riddance by kheldan · · Score: 2
      I second the motion. The Holiday Season lost any real 'social meaning' a long, long time ago.

      You can't show you really care about someone unless you spend money on them!

      That's the message they keep selling us. In my opinion you're smarter if you stopped buying into that decades ago.

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    5. Re: Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude. That's horrible. I bet that totally stopped you from getting maximum deals that year.

    6. Re:Good riddance by hackertourist · · Score: 2

      Says the guy publishing his opinion on a public forum.

    7. Re:Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you just live your own life on your own terms and not be so caught up in what everyone else is doing?

      Translation, "I like spending hundreds of dollars more than I need to on an item, and you should to".

      Seriously, so long as "sale prices" are a thing, I will continue to complain about them.

    8. Re:Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am in Ireland and all the shops have started this Black Friday shit. We don't even have a thanksgiving here. I want off this ride.

    9. Re:Good riddance by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Considering that most of the US proclaim themselves "christian", it is quite shocking that no one seems to know what a "black friday" really is and that they abuse the "term" for a "shopping event".

      So much about Muslim bashing ...

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    10. Re:Good riddance by kheldan · · Score: 1

      So much about Muslim bashing ...

      Oh, you mean how every other comment the last week or so is 'ISIS this, Al-Qaeda that, Muslim whatever'? I'm not sure if I believe they're low-level operatives for those organizations, spreading propaganda, or just idiots doing essentially the same thing, but if neither then they need to knock it off because that's what they're doing: getting everyone talking about those jackasses, which is exactly what they want: easier to spread FUD if you've already got them in everybody's forebrains. Best thing anyone can do is ignore all their bullshit, and conduct our lives as much normal as we possibly can, and let the people we elect and pay to worry about that sort of thing, do their jobs. But enough about that junk..

      In my opinion, you really want to show someone you care about them? Give them your time. Time is the one resource nobody ever has enough of, and you can't just go make more of it, it's always finite and in exactly the same quantity. Anyone can throw money at another person, and 'things' are nice and all, but it's only one step above handing someone an envelope with cash in it; the only thing that differentiates the two things is the time you spend picking out something to buy for someone.

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    11. Re:Good riddance by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I am in Ireland and all the shops have started this Black Friday shit. We don't even have a thanksgiving here. I want off this ride.

      Move to sub-Saharan Africa. I rather doubt conspicuous consumption is an issue there.

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    12. Re:Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Went to Canada a couple of years ago to get away from hearing about it - only to find that this plague has spread to there as well.

    13. Re:Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You said "translation". You mean "strawman".

    14. Re:Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because you've nothing to be thankful for, you fucking bogtrotter.

    15. Re:Good riddance by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Why don't you just live your own life on your own terms and not be so caught up in what everyone else is doing? Because you demand people pay attention to your pseudo-intellectual nonsense. You crave that attention.

      As "Black Friday" sales creep earlier and earlier into Thursday, I start thinking about the employees of these stores that might actually enjoy having Thursday, and possibly Friday off to spend time with their family.

    16. Re:Good riddance by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Went to Canada a couple of years ago to get away from hearing about it - only to find that this plague has spread to there as well.

      Now they start shit like "Black Friday in July" sales.

    17. Re:Good riddance by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Went to Canada a couple of years ago to get away from hearing about it - only to find that this plague has spread to there as well.

      Now they start shit like "Black Friday in July" sales.

      Which is basically like Christmas 2 or Love Day

    18. Re:Good riddance by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Why don't you just live your own life on your own terms and not be so caught up in what everyone else is doing? Because you demand people pay attention to your pseudo-intellectual nonsense. You crave that attention.

      Why don't you just live your own life on your own terms and not be so caught up getting pissed at other people's opinions?

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    19. Re: Good riddance by davester666 · · Score: 1

      As long as it's not me.

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    20. Re:Good riddance by sjames · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the families that can't have a decent holiday because of employers anxious to show us how unthankful they are by trampling one of the few national holidays that are observed at all as anything but an excuse to sell mattresses.

  2. Speaking for myself... by mark-t · · Score: 4, Informative

    .... and possibly for others who were in the area at the time who lost friends or family to the event, this is what I shall forever associate with "Black Friday": link.

  3. Works for me by jbmartin6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "manufacturers creating stripped-down versions of their electronics" Good, as long as the spyware and useless crap is stripped out.

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    1. Re:Works for me by jbmartin6 · · Score: 2

      Ha ha from TFA: "Most notably, Best Buy's model lacks smart TV features"

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    2. Re:Works for me by plover · · Score: 1

      Manufacturers have long made custom versions of products for specific store chains, and not just TV sets. Pots and pans, clothing, furniture, most products are available to any store that's willing to pay for them. Some stores (like Walmart) have a specific price point, so the manufacturers produce a model without the chrome-plated knobs, the low contrast screens, and use only the cheapest cloned capacitors and dubious quality power supplies.

      There's a lot of marketing power in it, too. Not only do they get to offer big TVs for ridiculously low prices, it's also safe to tout benefits like a "150% price match guarantee", when they have the exclusive contract to sell that exact model.

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    3. Re:Works for me by geekmux · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of marketing power in it, too. Not only do they get to offer big TVs for ridiculously low prices, it's also safe to tout benefits like a "150% price match guarantee", when they have the exclusive contract to sell that exact model.

      Since smart consumers already know about the model exclusion trick that retailers do in order to offer that "150% price match guarantee", care to tell me why this particular kind of marketing gimmick isn't illegal?

      There literally is NO WAY to obtain a price match and EVERYONE involved knows this. IANAL, but how this is not false advertising or fraud is beyond me.

    4. Re:Works for me by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      Am I the only person who wants my smart features outside my TV? Just give me HDMI/Displayport hookups (and lots of them) and get out of my way. I'll buy a Roku.

    5. Re:Works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Manufacturers have long made custom versions of products for specific store chains, and not just TV sets. Pots and pans, clothing, furniture, most products are available to any store that's willing to pay for them. Some stores (like Walmart) have a specific price point, so the manufacturers produce a model without the chrome-plated knobs, the low contrast screens, and use only the cheapest cloned capacitors and dubious quality power supplies.

      There's a lot of marketing power in it, too. Not only do they get to offer big TVs for ridiculously low prices, it's also safe to tout benefits like a "150% price match guarantee", when they have the exclusive contract to sell that exact model.

      Sometimes they don't even bother to alter the appearance of the items, just slapping a different brand name on identical parts. It drives home how few manufacturers are making everything under the sun.

    6. Re:Works for me by PRMan · · Score: 1

      So...it's an improvement...

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    7. Re:Works for me by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Am I the only person who wants my smart features outside my TV?

      Far from; my TV is essentially a monitor ... it takes HDMI input from my amp, and otherwise has NO part in anything other than passively displaying what is sent to it.

      It doesn't change channels, it doesn't change the volume (in fact it doesn't even make sound). It sure as hell doesn't connect to the internet or do anything 'smart'.

      I see no value at all in any of these 'smart' features. I have other devices better suited to the job, and which I trust more.

      Just because marketing thinks I want a 'smart TV' doesn't mean I give a shit.

      It's just one more annoying place where they can try to put ads, collect my information, and try to take a cut by 'monetizing' my TV experience. Yeah, thanks but no thanks.

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    8. Re:Works for me by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      Personally, I used to have the same opinion. But then I bought a Smart TV. There was no TV with the specifications I was looking for that also wasn't a smart TV. So I bought one. After using it for a while, I decided that I didn't need a Roku, or a computer hooked directly to my TV. The TV had Netflix, Youtube, and DLNA built in. So I can watch Netfix, Youtube, and even stream videos from PLEX without having a device hooked in to my TV. It also has Miracast so I can stream stuff directly from my tablet or laptop. My TV does everything I need the TV to do without requiring an extra box. Sure, someday I'll stop getting updates, and maybe I'll eventually need to add a box for supporting new features and services. But until that time I'll continue to use the features built into my TV, because they actually do work as advertised, and I only have to worry about a single remote to access all the features.

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    9. Re:Works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I would just like a TV with more than 2 friggin HDMI inputs! Recent models are so damn stingy with the I/O and I don't feel like replacing a perfectly good receiver or having to buy an HDMI switch just to plug everything in these days.

    10. Re:Works for me by tburkhol · · Score: 1

      There literally is NO WAY to obtain a price match and EVERYONE involved knows this.

      But everyone doesn't know this. There are lots of people who think the 60" Samsung TV being sold by BestBuy is the same 60" Samsung TV being sold by Walmart, and if their favorite store claims to match prices, then there's no reason to go check other prices.

      I remember a jewelry chain in San Diego that had a "chapter 7 liquidation" sale running for the entire five years I lived there. There's a carpet store around the corner from me now whose "SALE" signs have been in the window long enough to bleach red to orange.

      The shit is always on sale. It has to be: consumers refuse to pay full price.

    11. Re:Works for me by evilRhino · · Score: 1

      I recently upgraded by 720p monitor to a 4k Smart TV and have had similar experiences. In some instances, Netflix and Amazon will actually send higher quality streams to their apps running on the Smart TV than they would a browser on an HTPC.

    12. Re:Works for me by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Informative

      And in the meantime it is sending bog-knows-what to who-knows-what. I think I'll pass....

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    13. Re:Works for me by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. That Motley Fool article was obviously written by a fool, because it touts "smart TV" features as something desirable, when in fact it's a big negative. Basically the whole puff piece was pushing people to buy smart TVs over superior TVs from companies like Vizio and Seiki, where you can still get dumb TVs and save a bundle while not getting stuck with shitty, privacy invading BS that spies on you and sends your conversations to some corporate HQ.

    14. Re:Works for me by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a bicycle shop in my college town which had huge posters advertising that they were going out of business every fall, when the new freshmen were starting classes.

    15. Re:Works for me by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      I'm generally with you there. I've been underwhelmed by the interface that a lot of smart TVs use, as well as how the platform is generally abandoned as the company releases new TVs. I can plug in a $39 Chromecast and bring "smarts" to an 8 year old Sony, or 5 year old Best Buy Dynex.

      So far I've been very happy with my Chromecast. On Netflix or Youtube, the phone or Browser interface is a lot easier to look shows up on then the Smart TV interface, and it can be done while other content is playing. Localcast lets me easily play videos stored on the phone, and Videostream Chrome app, plus companion Android app make it easy to play content off the PC. The phone app will even show "recently added files", so newly downloaded torrents will show up and are easy to select.

    16. Re:Works for me by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      I thought this at first, then I found I could not switch between them without losing my place since the TV could not maintain state. And the apps were very unstable compared to the Roku. Maybe if I hadn't gotten that Black Friday special...

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    17. Re:Works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it seems that this particular TV mentioned in the article is not available at BB - sold out. But you CAN get it at Target for $100 more.

      Does it still qualify as "exclusive" or for that "150% price match guarantee"?

    18. Re:Works for me by swillden · · Score: 1

      And in the meantime it is sending bog-knows-what to who-knows-what. I think I'll pass....

      I didn't pass, I checked. I had my router log the packets from my TV for a couple of weeks, then fired up Wireshark to look at who it was talking to and what it was sending. Result? On a daily basis it sends a tiny request to the manufacturer, which I suspect is checking for firmware updates. Other than that, it appears to connect to Netflix when I watch Netflix, my DLNA server when I watch stuff from it, YouTube when I watch that, etc. That's it.

      It also occurs to me... if you're worried about a information being sent who knows where, why are you not worried about your Roku, etc.? How do you know what it's sending? Why is a Smart TV riskier than any of the other network-connected media-playing devices you might hook to it?

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    19. Re:Works for me by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Does your smart TV have a microphone or camera? Some do, some don't? Who is the manufacturer if you don't mind me asking? Samsung seems to be the most gregarious about seizing "rights" in their TOS.

    20. Re:Works for me by swillden · · Score: 1

      Does your smart TV have a microphone or camera? Some do, some don't? Who is the manufacturer if you don't mind me asking? Samsung seems to be the most gregarious about seizing "rights" in their TOS.

      No camera or microphone. It's made by Sharp.

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    21. Re:Works for me by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Netflix is capped at 720p in a browser, but 1080p/4k in an app.

    22. Re:Works for me by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      I bought a LG 55 inch smart tv a few years ago. About 2 years later the apps were no longer supported nor updated. That's how I found roku in the first place. It's cheaper to replace the roku than the tv every 2-3 years.

  4. What 'meaning'? by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These aren't days with any real significance other than the usual "quick, come buy shit".

    It's not like these dates have any significance, and they're pretty much entirely fabricated by and for retail industries for their own benefit.

    I've been hearing ads talking about "Black Friday Week Savings" ... whatever. It's just marketing hype and bullshit.

    Yo Dawg, we hear you like sales, so we have a pre-sale so you can buy stuff while you're waiting for the sale where you can buy stuff before the next sale, for which we'll have a pre-sale and hype it even more.

    Sorry, but just because corporations want a two month long shopping frenzy doesn't mean we need to care.

    Stop buying shit you don't need because some asshole in marketing is telling you need to run out today and buy it. How did these clowns get everyone acting like trained fucking monkeys?

    I'm so glad we've given up on the whole Christmas gift thing ... pretty much from before Halloween until middle of January it's one big, over-hyped retail cycle which has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING except corporate profits and pointless consumerism.

    Losing their meaning -- what a pathetic statement.

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    1. Re:What 'meaning'? by khasim · · Score: 1

      How did these clowns get everyone acting like trained fucking monkeys?

      Because, for the most part, they are.

      I don't think that it is about the "stuff" in general. It's about the social status of being someone who has the "stuff". The more in-demand the stuff is this season, the more social status afforded to acquiring it. Even if that status is only temporary.

      Vendors want to see a repeat of customers fighting for their products. Whether it be an Elmo doll or a Cabbage Patch Kid or whatever. Be cool. Be the person with the stuff. Everyone who did not get the stuff will be so envious.

    2. Re:What 'meaning'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been hearing ads talking about "Black Friday Week Savings" ... whatever. It's just marketing hype and bullshit.

      Well, it used to be that you at least got good deals. Same products at a low price. Now they are creating "special models" from same manufacturers, so it is no longer a deal at all.

    3. Re:What 'meaning'? by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      How did these clowns get everyone acting like trained fucking monkeys?

      You have it backwards. Someone in marketing realized that people behave in predictable ways in response to certain stimuli and have taken advantage of it.

      A market economy is simply one where natural selection is applied to favor whatever generates the most profit. It turns out that using simple psychological tricks (e.g. big savings, "can't miss" opportunity, implied scarcity, etc.) are a great way to get people to spend money. Businesses that engage in this behavior have better long term success than those that don't, so we tend to see more of it. We're just reaching the point where because almost everyone is doing it, it becomes a less effective strategy and so it becomes necessary for the companies to start trying new strategies which may yield more effective long-term success.

      If you have enough people complaining about a lack of meaning or pointless consumerism, companies will attempt to take advantage of that in order to sell their wares. Some would say that this has already happened.

    4. Re:What 'meaning'? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Hey at least it's a holiday that's not all about me, me, me. Sure, the retailers want to exploit it like every other special day (Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentine's Day, Halloween etc.) but I kinda like finding a nice gift for someone, when I can. And it's a pretty good excuse to enjoy the end of the year the same way Sunday is the end of the week. Don't let commercialism get in the way of Christmas, it's pretty hard to ruin Crazy Shopping Day though since that was all it meant.

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    5. Re:What 'meaning'? by c · · Score: 1

      It's not like these dates have any significance

      Well, at least they're close to a national holiday. We've got Canadian retailers up here advertising Black Friday, and we celebrated Thanksgiving over a month ago.

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    6. Re:What 'meaning'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Black Friday doesn't have anything to do with Thanksgiving anyways. Black Friday is so called because, on average, it's the day that the retail sector is in the black. Assuming no sales happen after Black Friday, a retailer should end up with $0 profit and $0 loss. Thus, they're in the black.

    7. Re:What 'meaning'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did these clowns get everyone acting like trained fucking monkeys?

      Because, for the most part, they are.

      Don't be ridiculous. They're trained Apes. Monkeys have tails.

    8. Re:What 'meaning'? by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      How did these clowns get everyone acting like trained fucking monkeys?

      It turns out that using simple psychological tricks (e.g. big savings, "can't miss" opportunity, implied scarcity, etc.) are a great way to get people to spend money.

      At some point Crappy Tire frequently used "Good value" signs. They were the same colour and size as a Sale sign, but they said "Good Value" and had no indication of a discounted percent, or original price. . .

      . . . Because the item was for sale at its regular price.

      Once I saw someone complain because they saw the big yellow sign, grabbed all the items off the shelf assuming it was such a deep discount, and arrived home only to be dismayed when they realized it was the regular price.

    9. Re:What 'meaning'? by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      Long before they were creating special models for Black Friday, retailers like CompUSA and Circuit City were buying up laptops with known design flaws (like a model made with hard drives whose fucked-up firmware seemingly worked fine with FAT32, but would slowly mangle NTFS or EXT2... their excuse was that they never said it would work with anything besides the OS it shipped with (Windows 98, if I recall). Goddamn, I spent literally 3 weeks trying to figure out why Windows 2000 Pro would self-destruct within days every time I installed it on my Dad's new Black Friday laptop. When I found out the real reason, I was beyond livid. And it's a major reason why I now won't touch a Black Friday Sale laptop with a 10-foot dirty tetanus-infested pole, and will never trust the quality of HP's consumer-grade laptops again. I would have been totally fine with their offering the laptop at discounted prices IF they'd boldly disclosed on the box that the laptop was made with a hard drive that had defective firmware that would corrupt NTFS and EXT2... but they didn't. The mother fuckers just hoped that most people wouldn't notice.

    10. Re:What 'meaning'? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      assuming it was such a deep discount, and arrived home only to be dismayed when they realized it was the regular price.

      Harbor Freight - same thing. You have to pay attention to their specials. I bought a 950 watt Generator for 89 dollars - decent price. But I've seen it as high as 149.00, and once at 79.00. All the prices advertised as "specials". Same with many other items. Most regulars get used to it, and figure it out

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    11. Re:What 'meaning'? by sjames · · Score: 2

      I just wish they would at least confine it to Friday. By letting it seep into thursday, they're causing quite a few dismal Thanksgiving dinners for the family of people who have to work.

    12. Re:What 'meaning'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, exactly my feelings on the matter.

      I always enjoy your posts, keep them coming.

    13. Re:What 'meaning'? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I looked at a couple of this year's SSD deals from Fry's and Micro Center. Same thing. Insane failure rates or performance degradation problems.

      Just think, HP could have just released updated firmware.

    14. Re:What 'meaning'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *shoves a horse hair butt plug up your ass*

      Shaddap...monkey!

  5. Pass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "The only winning move is not to play." I'll take some R&R time in my PJ's with my wife and kid instead, thank you. Did Black Friday with an ex a decade ago, never again. Life's way too short to deal with that swirling vortex of negativity over stupid, needful things.

  6. theyve lost their meaning a while ago by nimbius · · Score: 1

    successive iterations of economic inflation, joblessness, and market crash have forced retailers constrained by 21st century economic mandate of 15% quarterly and yearly posted gains to in turn usher in a thousand years of sales regardless of whether they want to or not. In return customers have become so desensitized and indifferent to a sale that its only awkward when a local business or retailer somehow misses the memo and tries to open a shop to sell a product for the greater common good. if the toilet paper isnt on sale, there must be something wrong.

    conversely these same boom-bust model economics of american capitalism have turned once savvy and spendthrift shoppers into deadpan holiday drones whos only real interaction with $holiday is to log predictably onto amazon, select an item from a prepopulated list of gifts for a known interest or loved one, and click buy. brick-and-mortar macys and nordstrom have been reduced to nothing more than an over-illuminated street corner inconvenience with mandatory christmas tree furiously blocking a pedestrian courtyard or an army of bell-bangers demanding what little spare change the average american hasnt carried for 20 years. yet still is the awkward post-christmas sales rush, an event thats gained momentum consistently for the last decade due to an increasing number of americans who are made to work holidays or multiple jobs in a service sector with no concept of regular time off.

    raining grinch upon glad tidings still is a growing minority of americans who just wont. They hold contempt for christmas in october, the same five christmas songs played fifteen times a day for 3 months, the mind numbing tie-ins and product placement in even the most mundane entertainment medium, and the lack of diversity or meaning in a mandatory shopping experience spun from the backs of so many chinese cargo ship containers.

    For me, I dont do black and cyber anything. When thanksgiving rolls around I buy something tasteful and local from my state to ship to relatives.

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    1. Re:theyve lost their meaning a while ago by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      raining grinch upon glad tidings still is a growing minority of americans who just wont. They hold contempt for christmas in october

      LOL ... I was practically homicidal when I saw the first Christmas movie in my on-screen TV guide before Halloween. And now it seems pretty much every day of the week, in pretty much every time slot, there's at least one Christmas movie in my TV guide.

      Christmas has become nothing more than a three-and-a-half month long bullshit marketing cycle.

      Who gives a crap about these retail events "losing their meaning" ... the underlying holiday has so utterly lost its meaning that it's now just a pathetic reason for retailers to try to get us to buy more shit.

      It's a marketing construct created by Coke and run amok over a century or so.

      I hope people don't buy stuff.

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    2. Re:theyve lost their meaning a while ago by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Who gives a crap about these retail events "losing their meaning" ... the underlying holiday has so utterly lost its meaning...

      The holiday lost its meaning long ago. It's retained some of it: gift giving has *always* been a major part of the holiday. However other parts have faded away, such as wearing conical hats, wearing loungewear, and slaves eating before their masters (or even being served by their masters) and being able to criticize their masters without fear of punishment. All these things have been gone for over a millennia.

  7. Brick and Mortar stuff is dying by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    AliExpress/Alibaba have 365 black fridays a year, on the Chinese singles day (11/11) they sold stuff for 14 billion dollars on a single day, pardon the pun.

    1. Re:Brick and Mortar stuff is dying by dasgoober · · Score: 1

      Just wait til American retailers try to push and American Single Day

    2. Re:Brick and Mortar stuff is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's already February 14th. What began as recognition for a saint who wrote little notes of encouragement on the leaves that blew into his prison cell and then tossed them out his window for people to find has become a three-pronged marketing scheme.

      Primary: "Buy something expensive or she'll know you don't love her."
      Secondary: "No one loves you, buy things to trick people into having sex with you."
      Tertiary: "No one will ever love you, buy this stuff to get your mind off all the happy couples sharing happiness that you will never know, loser."

    3. Re:Brick and Mortar stuff is dying by wkwilley2 · · Score: 1

      We can't have American singles day unless you can find 00/00 on the calendar.

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    4. Re:Brick and Mortar stuff is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the fuck it that a pun, dipshit

    5. Re:Brick and Mortar stuff is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Push what and American Single Day?

    6. Re:Brick and Mortar stuff is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AliExpress/Alibaba have 365 black fridays a year, on the Chinese singles day (11/11) they sold stuff for 14 billion dollars on a single day, pardon the pun.

      YOU are the deeeeepsheeeet, dipshit!

  8. Two companies, one red cup by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Now the mainstream media is going after BLACK FRIDAY. When will their War on Christmas end?

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    1. Re:Two companies, one red cup by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      When will their War on Christians end?

      FTFY - The only people who have a problem with Christmas are Christians, who feel left out of the celebrations. After all, the holidays are for them and not everyone else.

    2. Re:Two companies, one red cup by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      When will their War on Christians end?

      FTFY - The only people who have a problem with Christmas are Christians, who feel left out of the celebrations. After all, the holidays are for them and not everyone else.

      You mean when will this war on Saturnalia end...
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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  9. "...consumers have less reason..." by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    bingo.

  10. The violence haven't gone away... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    My father was staying at my apartment for Thanksgiving weekend in 2005 when we went to the Wal-Mart store in Mountain View, CA. We got there at 6:30AM, an hour after the store opened for Black Friday. Counted 16 police cars in the parking lot and about as many cops inside the store. A stampede and a riot broke out over a pair of HDTV that were on sale. Meanwhile, I picked up a crockpot for $5.

    1. Re:The violence haven't gone away... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Should've beaten someone with the crockpot and taken their TV.

    2. Re:The violence haven't gone away... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

      And ruin a brand new crockpot? Are you nuts?!

    3. Re:The violence haven't gone away... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And ruin a brand new crockpot? Are you nuts?!

      I just scored one of the old ones that gets hot enough to be a fryer, too. For five bucks as well, coincidentally. It even came with the cookbook from 1975 or whatever.

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  11. #ALLFRIDAYSMATTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't we all just get along? No.

  12. BLACK Friday? That's just racist! by mmell · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't we just say that all Fridays matter?

    1. Re:BLACK Friday? That's just racist! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, what about Applebee's, mr smrt guy? Did you even give them a thought?

      Also, the Black Friday holiday has been ruined by commercialism. I remember when it was all about worship of Mammon.

      BACK OFF fatboy, give me time to finish my pumpkin pie!

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    2. Re:BLACK Friday? That's just racist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But most of us agree Mondays can go to hell.

    3. Re:BLACK Friday? That's just racist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for your insight, Garfield.

  13. You'll just spend black friday on Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Compiling your kernel again while trying to uninstall SystemD.

    1. Re:You'll just spend black friday on Slashdot. by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      Compiling your kernel again while trying to uninstall SystemD.

      Why would you need to compile a kernel to uninstall systemD? Its about the only thing that would be unaffected at this point.
      Just apt-get purge systemd && apt-get install $anyOtherInitDeamon

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  14. It's important to keep Christ in Christmas. by mmell · · Score: 2

    Letting him get out all over the rest of the year just ruins everything.

    1. Re:It's important to keep Christ in Christmas. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we really put Christ into Christmas, we'd all get involved in a community service project instead of buying a bunch of crap that nobody needs.

    2. Re:It's important to keep Christ in Christmas. by Scarletdown · · Score: 2

      And if people want to put Christ in Christmas, they would be celebrating during late Summer or sometime in the Fall instead.

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    3. Re:It's important to keep Christ in Christmas. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      But if you do that, you won't be able to co-opt the Roman holiday of Saturnalia.

      Personally, I think we should bring back Saturnalia.

    4. Re:It's important to keep Christ in Christmas. by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      I'm all for any celebration that involves a lot of good food, drinking, and nowadays, indulging in the wacky weed as well.

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    5. Re:It's important to keep Christ in Christmas. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I think we need to add debauchery to go with the food and drink.

    6. Re:It's important to keep Christ in Christmas. by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a good way to wind down and decompress from another busy year of living and making one's way in the world, and steeling oneself for the upcoming year and whatever it may bring.

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    7. Re:It's important to keep Christ in Christmas. by Scarletdown · · Score: 2

      Could it be that the above is the true reason, or at least one of the more valid reasons, for the season?

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    8. Re:It's important to keep Christ in Christmas. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Well, given the the holiday is a winter solstice holiday, which people have celebrated probably since the dawn of agriculture, and it was originally a week long and involved temporarily suspending normal social rules, I'd say that was absolutely the primary reason for the holiday, as well as honoring the great Saturn.

    9. Re:It's important to keep Christ in Christmas. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      But if you do that, you won't be able to co-opt the Roman holiday of Saturnalia.

      Personally, I think we should bring back Saturnalia.

      Excellent! I thought about putting Christ in Christmas but I just couldn't work up an outrage against Starbuck's red cups.

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    10. Re:It's important to keep Christ in Christmas. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Could it be that the above is the true reason, or at least one of the more valid reasons, for the season?

      Absolutely. Getting together with friends and family, enjoying a few adult beverages, and overeating is what it's all about.

      I'm not even the type who needs a lot of human contact, and I enjoy it.

      And coming from an extended family dominated by super cooks, I have a very easy decision as for a new years resolution.

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    11. Re:It's important to keep Christ in Christmas. by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "If we really put Christ into Christmas"

      I tried, really I did... but I couldn't find at a discount on Black Friday.

    12. Re:It's important to keep Christ in Christmas. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      I think we need to add debauchery to go with the food and drink.

      That would be Mardi Gras

      Come visit us in New Orleans for that...

      ;)

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    13. Re:It's important to keep Christ in Christmas. by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      There are good odds, what with how Thanksgiving and Christmas will be going, that many of us will spend the first quarter of next year having someone follow us around with a tuba.

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  15. Shopping events are a thing of the past by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

    Big shopping events like sales or black friday do not make much sense in the information age.
    Back then it was a way to manage supply. Now, everything is stream based, predictions are made to make sure that shops get the right amount of supplies. The result is that instead of a predictable pattern that resulted in special events, we are now left with random noise.
    Shops now try to capitalize on the outdated shopping event concept by crafting special offers for it but people start noticing that it completely artificial (no real good deals) and lose interest.

  16. Black Friday emblematic of wider econimic issues by JoeyRox · · Score: 2

    There is an analog between how the Christmas holiday season keeps getting pushed earlier into the year vs the current disfunction of the economy as a whole. Both are attempting to compensate for poor performance by pulling forward whatever demand there is. For retail this means earlier and deeper sales. For the economy it means greater (and longer duration) fiscal and economic stimulus.

  17. If it survives three years it's a tradition now? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    They've existed long enough to have a meaning?

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  18. Shopping is for cows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You are all cows. Cows say moo. MOOOO! MOOOO! Moo cows MOOOO! Moo say the cows. YOU TRAMPLED COWS!!

    1. Re:Shopping is for cows. by GrandCow · · Score: 1

      Can someone please explain this joke to me? It's usually the first response in any thread and rated a -1.

      It's not funny, doesn't make me angry so can't be trolling, and doesn't reference anything I can think of. What's the point?

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    2. Re:Shopping is for cows. by sjames · · Score: 1

      FINALLY, the cow troll is on topic!

  19. For Catholics by gillbates · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Black Friday was the sacred Friday before Easter, on which Jesus was crucified. That is, until big business, in an act of cultural imperialism, decided the term should be used to dignify a celebration of materialism. Strange how Time conveniently overlooks cultural imperialism when directed against certain groups, but not others.

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    1. Re: For Catholics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true, the Romans got a great deal on the wood, hence the continuation of a longstanding tradition.

    2. Re:For Catholics by quantizationnoise · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're confusing it with "Good Friday".

    3. Re:For Catholics by Grishnakh · · Score: 1, Troll

      No, that's "Good Friday" you're thinking of. Black Friday got its name in Philadelphia in the 50s because it was right before some sports game and there was a lot of petty crime and shoplifting that day, creating a big headache for the police.

    4. Re:For Catholics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Black Friday was the sacred Friday before Easter, on which Jesus was crucified.

      No, it isn't. I spent a decade+ in Catholic schools in a heavily Catholic part of the United States and have never heard the day of the Crucifixion called anything other than "Good Friday".

    5. Re:For Catholics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      lol a Catholic complaining about cultural imperialism

      I needed a good laugh today!

  20. DOOR BUSTER SALES! by KatchooNJ · · Score: 2

    Boy, I so hate that term. It conotates everything that is wrong with this whole Black Friday thing.

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    1. Re:DOOR BUSTER SALES! by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      You're right. It takes money to repair a busted door. We tried "Door Slightly Ajar" sales but we couldn't get it past marketing. We also tried "Hey, we're open now and we have a sale going on that really isn't much of a sale compared to the rest of the year but we're going to hype it up for no reason whatsoever anyway!" but it was panned as being too literal.

      Those marketing drones I tell ya...

      Oh, I know! Let's call it the "Shoot, Stab, and Trample Sale!" because...what? Too literal again? Guess I know why I'm not in marketing.

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  21. No more!!! by wkwilley2 · · Score: 1

    Internet shopping has for the most part made brick-and-mortar shopping a thing of the past.

    These deals are not so, you can normally find the same items with better prices online a week after black friday.

    I'm done risking life and limb going into walmart at frickin 4am after turkey day.

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    1. Re:No more!!! by GlennC · · Score: 1

      I'm done risking life and limb going into walmart at frickin 4am after turkey day.

      If you wait that long, all the good deals will be gone.

      Walmart will be open at 6 PM on Thanksgiving Day....and so will a lot of other stores.

      They're just not mentioning that Thursday is Thanksgiving Day.

      http://www.theblackfriday.com/stores-opening-on-thanksgiving.php

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    2. Re:No more!!! by wkwilley2 · · Score: 1

      I'm done risking life and limb going into walmart at frickin 4am after turkey day.

      If you wait that long, all the good deals will be gone.

      Walmart will be open at 6 PM on Thanksgiving Day....and so will a lot of other stores.

      They're just not mentioning that Thursday is Thanksgiving Day.

      http://www.theblackfriday.com/stores-opening-on-thanksgiving.php

      Oh I'm well aware. My wife, sister and I went out last year at 6 to get some of the deals.

      I traversed the sea of idiots last year while waking from my turkey coma just to get a 25 dollar LG Bluray player.

      Never again.

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  22. Simple by sexconker · · Score: 1

    There hasn't been a Black Friday deal worth getting out of bed for since the late 1990s.

    As soon as the media latched onto Black Friday as an "event" it started going downhill.
    - Earlier hours
    - Worse deals
    - Fewer store exclusive deals
    - Larger crowds (worse odds of getting a deal)
    - Larger crowds (better odds of getting stabbed or trampled)
    - Pervasiveness of deal sites facilitating hoarders and resellers

    I've personally never found "Cyber Monday" to have anything worth getting, even in the 90s.

    The proper way to shop is to know what you want and set up a deal alert on a forum like slickdeals (or even ask in the "find me a deal" forum).
    If by chance you want something, such as PlayStation 4, you'll likely find a deal on it. If you can wait til Black Friday, buy it a couple of weeks BEFORE Black Friday and then use the price protection feature on your credit card (Discover IT and some others cover Black Friday prices, while others don't). You get it earlier, you're guaranteed to get it, and you don't have to fight anyone for it.

    If you're looking at Black Friday ads to see what good deals there are, my advice is to look at some pornography instead. You'll save money and you'll be happier. For the past 15 years the bulk of Black Friday "deals" have gone through each of these trends:
    - Cheap and shitty digital photo frames that are cheap because the market collapsed
    - Cheap and shitty standalone GPS units that are cheap because the market collapsed
    - Cheap and shitty net books that are cheap because the market collapsed
    - Cheap and shitty eReaders that are cheap because the market collapsed
    - Cheap and shitty Windows RT tablets that are cheap because the market collapsed (or never existed)

    The next thing will be cheap and shitty Android tablets that are cheap because the market collapsed. Yes, Black Friday is filled with cheap and shitty Android tablets already, but the market hasn't collapsed yet.
    These guys make up the next biggest portion of the deal space - cheap devices that are cheap because they're last year's model (or older) and they need to GTFO. From phones to tablets to GoPros to routers to whatever. A big chunk of the "deals" are wasted on shit that would have been sent back to the warehouse in a couple of months as unsellable.
    Do you really want that 18 month old video card or that "new" 802.11n wireless router? Sure it's a bit cheaper than the current model's MSRP, but if you can wait a week you can probably get a deal on the current model to split the difference in price.
    How about that printer? You just know that ink in the tiny starter cartridge is dried up and buying new ink will cost more than buying the current printer model.

    The last major category of Black Friday "deals" are the turds. And boy do they polish these before they splash them all over your screen / newspaper inserts.
    These are the fucking stripped down, Black Friday versions of popular brands. I'm talking about Samsung TVs which aren't made by Samsung and for which you'll never find a review because the SKU is unique to Best Buy.
    These are the fucking off-brand pieces of shit you normally wouldn't touch with a 10 foot clown pole. I'm talking about 50" 720p Vizio TVs at Costco.
    These are the "shoot yourself in the foot" old models like the XBOX 360s that are guaranteed to RRoD when the latest model is only $50 more.
    These are the unsupported corpses that are barely functional in the modern world like old Rokus and DLNA boxes that can't handle 1080p or talk to your "smart" devices.

    The next of the notable categories are smaller than the rest, but still deserve to be mentioned.

    Trash. Near-literal fucking trash like fucking 4th world USB chargers, cases for phones nobody owns, U-Value DVD-R 16X (50-pk.), or an ancient plastic tub of red vines. These things are trash and pe

    1. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There hasn't been a Black Friday deal worth getting out of bed for since the late 1990s.

      The one-and-only time I spent time in a line on Black Friday waiting to get into a store for something I wanted to buy was in 1998. The item I was waiting for: Zelda:OOT.

      OOT came out just prior to Thanksgiving in 1998. I didn't pre-order because I didn't have the time or money, and supplies were short everywhere. I found out that the local Target got 15 copies in stock the day before Thanksgiving, but held them and wouldn't sell them until Black Friday. Now, this is a case where Nintendo's stingy price controls actually worked in my favor. They weren't allowed to charge more than $59.99 for that game. They also weren't allowed to charge less. Any deviation from that price, and they could be moved to the bottom of the priority queue for resupply.

      So I showed up to Target at about 6:15. They opened at 7:00. I was 8th in line. Yeah, that's how not-a-big-deal Black Friday sales were back then. And Target was giving away a car that year! The first 15 people in the door got a prize and a key, and one of those keys, at some Target somewhere in the US, would open and start a new car. IIRC, it was a Pontiac 2-seater convertible.

      I walked straight past the guy handing out freebies and keys to stupid cars I didn't want and went straight to the electronics department, got my LoZ:OOT, and got the hell out of that store. On the way out, one of the door-control guys said that there were "almost 200 people" waiting to get in, and I noticed that most of them had already been allowed in. There were maybe a dozen people still waiting to be allowed in.

      I never did beat that game. I got bored with it somewhere around the Shadow Temple and I haven't picked it back up to this day. Not the best Zelda ever, not by a Longshot (ba-dum-tish!).

      TL;DR: Cool story, bro.

    2. Re:Simple by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      Barnes and Nobles buy 1 get 1 50% off on collectible classics (their fancy leatherbound editions of classic literature), in conjunction with 30% off one item isn't bad.

      There are some decent firearms deals out there, but for electronics, other than some deals at costco, there's not much to be excited about.

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    3. Re:Simple by omnichad · · Score: 1

      While most of what you say is true, I got a great Core i7 desktop for only $479. I didn't even have to wait for Black Friday. The CPU that was in it retails for $300 alone.

    4. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a sweet rant.

  23. There's another piece by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

    In addition to the already described points of "Black Friday" turning into "Black Week", and Amazon apps dinging us when there's a new deal we can swipe-left or swipe-right, the stores painted themselves into a bit of a corner - "up to 80% off!"...that thing that no one wants, ever. The things that are actually wanted are only 5% off. The $200 laptops...each store only gets three of them, so if you're dediated enough to be one of the first three in line, you might be lucky enough to get one, but stores stopped shipping reasonable quantities of doorbuster deals, so anyone who got up early and didn't get what they came for started saying "screw this" after the first few rounds of disappointment, finally coming to the realization that spending $20 more and having it shipped to them from Amazon was an infinitely better gamble than spending four hours freezing outside.

    Black Friday used to be the day where it was possible to get actually good deals, but it got distilled until there was nothing left.

  24. Don't recall... by DriveDog · · Score: 1

    ...when I last walked into any kind of store on Black Friday. It must have been at least 20 years ago. Occasionally I'll see something I'd like to give someone earlier in the year and buy it—I like doing that. Other than that, I shop when I am looking for something in particular, on no particular day. I really don't see why anything cares anything about what's going on during Black Friday except for those poor souls working retail. I do object to the junk retailers starting their sales on TG Day, only because I know most of the retail employees don't really have a choice of whether to work that day, and people deserve a day off in sync with their families, if they want it.

  25. Black Friday until mid June by Urban+Nightmare · · Score: 1

    I live in a smaller community of about 6000 people. We have a Wal-Mart here and it of course gets lots of our money. But when it comes to Black Friday sales, the products they bring in seem to last until mid June. Last year they had three pallets of these 32" RCA TV's for only $125.00. It was a good deal if you could live with 720p and only 1 HDMI, 1 Composite and 1 PC connection. It also had a tuner but we don't get any OTA this far from the city. It took until June before there was only one pallet left and I think they finally put it in the back. We'll probably see that same TV out this year. People around here don't seem to fall for that whole black Friday thing. It's just another day in the middle of now where.

  26. Re:Black Friday emblematic of wider econimic issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would think it would be the inverse. Push sales when people have money to buy; don't push when people are broke, you'll just be wasting money. It's predicted this will be the most spendy season since before the crash.

  27. It's like our grocery store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They keep raising their prices and call it a "sale" hoping nobody notices, but apparently people know better because eventually it always goes back down to the old "sale" price anyway. They even tried jacking up the price, calling it a sale, and saying "limit 8/customer" and still you see huge pyramids of the shit sitting there until they go back to their old cheaper price. Fuck their mind games I'm just gonna go to Costco.

  28. Re:Black Friday until mid June (!?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whaddya mean "until mid June!?" There has been Black Friday BS since last July!! This poor marketing tactic has been ruthlessly had the life beaten out of it. There is nothing left. So I ignore all the "black" crap.

  29. I read the linked USA Today article by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    "In their quest to attract shoppers, stores will partner with big-name manufacturers to create "derivative models" — stripped-down versions of pre-existing TVs. These TVs, made specifically for Black Friday, are often not as good as the model they're based on: The picture may be lesser quality, or the warranty may be altered. There could be some missing features or components....... Most notably, Best Buy's model lacks smart TV features, and doesn't offer as many settings: It has just two different aspect ratios to choose from, while the non-Best Buy-specific version has six." Lacking smart TV features is a good thing.

  30. the day after Thanksgiving = turning a profit by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    > the day after Thanksgiving marked the occasion when America's stores finally turned a profit. This myth always gets repeated, but is very wrong. Just look at any publicly traded retailer, and the profitable ones report a profit every single quarter, not just the fourth quarter.

  31. This is why Apple ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... rarely does "sales".

  32. 'Black Friday' - what's that? by jandersen · · Score: 1

    I stoppd paying attention to Christmas, Easter, etc - even birthdays - many years ago exactly because of the commercialisation of it. The thought of gorging myself on food and drinks that I don't actually like, in the company of people that I mostly don't care about and wouldn't see at any other time, just doesn't appeal for some reason. Plus, of course, the frenzy to buy gifts that are mostly misplaced and unwanted. (Sorry, did that sound cynical?)

    I very pointedly do not buy gifts for birthdays or Christmas; instead I buy useful things for people I want to give something special - my wife and children, mostly - on days throughout the year. My form of protest - childish, you might say, but that's how I stay young ;-)

    1. Re:'Black Friday' - what's that? by hambone142 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I've called a "gift truce" with my S.O. and my sister. We caught ourselves just buying crap that wasn't needed for each other just so we weren't "offending" each other by not buying a gift for the occasions so we agreed to stop.

  33. Almost 90% of the year to make a profit, sad... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    Taxes consume more than 50% of income, these days. Imagine being able to be profitable in July, instead!

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  34. Truth in advertising laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need some truth in advertising laws. One of which should be able advertised sale prices.

    A sale isn't really a sale if the sale price is longer than the regular price. It really should be forbidden for a store to call it a "sale" or other similar words if the sale duration exceeds the regular price duration within let's say the past 90 days.

    I also want disclaimers on TV ads to be up for three seconds, at readable font, or to be read like they are done on the radio.

  35. Just come buy our stuff! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like they mark down most of the products they sell. I've been contemplating buying a NAS server so i don't have to have my desktop on all the time (gotta save on power bills somehow and I'm running out of storage space). I checked a month ago and a 3TB NAS HDD was trending at around $100+/-$5 (Amazon, Newegg, Ebay, etc.). Today is Cyber Monday and the price is at $99 with an "old price" of $159.99. Nonsense.