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Hit-and-Run Suspect Arrested After Her Own Car Calls Cops (yahoo.com)

Trachman writes: This is a fascinating article about hit and run suspect arrested after her own car reported the crash to authorities. The crash system activates when sensors on the car detect a sudden change of speed or movement. An emergency call is automatically placed to local first responders who can pinpoint the precise location of the incident using information supplied by the vehicle's GPS unit. An audio recording released by the authorities reveals how Bernstein tried to convince the dispatcher that there was no cause for concern. When the dispatcher asks what'd happened, Bernstein responds, "Ma'am, there's no problem. Everything was fine." Suspecting there was more to the situation than Bernstein was letting on, the dispatcher responds: "OK, but your car called in saying you'd been involved in an accident. It doesn't do that for no reason. Did you leave the scene of an accident?"

423 comments

  1. Clippy returns! by jamesjw · · Score: 4, Funny

    It looks like you've been in an accident. I will call an appropriate representative of the local constabulary.

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    -- If at first you don't succeed, lie!
    1. Re:Clippy returns! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You auto drive car just hit someone driving to the jail should I call a lawyer? A Bail bonds man?

    2. Re:Clippy returns! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      "It looks like you've been in an accident. Would you like to hire a Bing lawyer or a certified Bing plastic surgeon? Press '2' if your mouth doesn't work. Press '3' if '2' is damaged. If your wallet flew out the window, please hang up."

    3. Re:Clippy returns! by msauve · · Score: 0

      "I'm calling to report that a door is a jar!"

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      "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
    4. Re:Clippy returns! by rockout · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If this had been an auto-driving car, in all likelihood the accident would never have happened.

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      I've learned that they're worthless, so I don't read AC comments anymore.
    5. Re:Clippy returns! by davester666 · · Score: 1

      More like "if your credit score is below X, please disregard this call and hang up immediately."

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      Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
    6. Re:Clippy returns! by pipedwho · · Score: 2

      "I'm calling to report that a door is a jar!"

      When is a door not a door? When it's a jar! If it was simply ajar, it would still be a door.

    7. Re:Clippy returns! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Jar Jar Bing, oh my stars!

    8. Re:Clippy returns! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Nah, they already have your credit score.

    9. Re: Clippy returns! by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Could have, and you might have slept through it.

    10. Re:Clippy returns! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It looks like you were in an accident. Do you want me to write a letter to put under their windshield? How's this:
              Dear auto owner. I hit your car. The onlookers think I am writing down my contact and insurance information.
              I'm not. Ha ha sucker!

    11. Re:Clippy returns! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if it had happened, myriads of Google lawyers would make sure that it had been entirely your fault.

    12. Re:Clippy returns! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you close a door that's ajar? You screw it shut!

    13. Re: Clippy returns! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the myriads of Google's lawyers would make sure that it is the other car's fault. It's in their interests to ensure that is how the media presents any collision involving their cars.

    14. Re:Clippy returns! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this had been an auto-driving car, in all likelihood the accident would never have happened.

      People who believe in nothing will believe in anything.

    15. Re:Clippy returns! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it had happened, it wouldn't have been the fault of the robot car, it would have been the fault of the flawed human driver in the other car.

    16. Re:Clippy returns! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I had a Nissan Maxima that used to talk to me like that. I finally heard of a message board that had some enthusiasts and ended up finding out how to connect to their network and posted a message. It turns out, it was a little blue box that sat under the driver's seat and was easily disconnected. Life was a little better after that. I loved the feature at first but it got old pretty quickly.

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    17. Re:Clippy returns! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fiat and Ferrari would never have such demonically possessed technologies. Those cars respect the code of silence.

    18. Re: Clippy returns! by KenHansen · · Score: 1

      Because.... Why? Kids can't shoot out between cars in front of self-driven cars? Other drivers can't cut you off, stop suddenly, or do anything else that leads to an accident when the car drives itself?

    19. Re:Clippy returns! by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      What a doubleplusungood quote.

    20. Re:Clippy returns! by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      If this had been an auto-driving car, in all likelihood the accident would never have happened.

      That would only be true if the car was operated by Magic, instead of a computer... 8-)

  2. Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We live in a world where our own cars, our own online history, our credit data, all snitch on us

    Unless we live in a cave inside a dense jungle somewhere, we no longer have the luxury to live *OUR OWN* lives

    1. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It wasn't "her own" life that she hit with her car, so maybe her car SHOULD be reporting this to the authorities.

    2. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But but but... she broke the law!

    3. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, it's just terrible when I pick the high end car with too many gadgets and as a result can't commit the crimes I want. Can't believe I have to turn off my phone or leave it at home whenever I want to go murder or rape someone, completely invasive inconvenience.

    4. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Does living your own lives imply breaking the law with impunity?

      "Stuff the laws, I'm my own free man"

    5. Re:Snitching devices by Mars+Saxman · · Score: 1

      This is one of the reasons I'm happy to keep on paying whatever it costs to repair my increasingly-clanky old SUV. At least it's not spying on me; it's actually mine.

    6. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha.. You do!

      Just:
        * Don't hit and run
        * Don't search for how to make bombs (is it really more interesting than researching how an electrical engine works and replicating one from scratch?)
        * Don't get credits you won't pay

      I know there's a clear foul in the "if you have nothing to hide.." line of thought.. But then again, it's not like we all have nuclear secrets or plans to become subject of investigation..

      Let the EFF guard us, donate to them, become active in the fight if you want to, and most importantly:
                  LIVE ON!!

    7. Re:Snitching devices by PvtVoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is one of the reasons I'm happy to keep on paying whatever it costs to repair my increasingly-clanky old SUV.

      Because it's such a bummer to do a hit and run and get caught.

    8. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just wait until it's turning in you in for stating opinions which run contrary to the government mandated ones and you're being on trial for hate speech, heresy, blasphemy, or whatever thought-crime charges they decide to come up with.

      Slippery slope and all that.

    9. Re:Snitching devices by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      This. I've got a 15 year old GMC pickup truck. It's getting a little worn around the edges but it actually works fine. Bits fall off from time to time but it really has been pretty cheap on a per mile basis. Looking at the new trucks - they're close to $50K, basically the same truck in terms of engine and frame, have stupid electronic gizmos that I neither need nor want and really don't offer me much. Given the hassle of actually buying a truck, I've pretty much given up on the idea unless the thing drops into a ditch.

      So I can spend all my 'extra' money on my boats!

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      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    10. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It would be a small price to pay just to have our lives back. What's the point of infinite safety if we can't do anything without immediately being shut down by the chorus of the mob? Don't want to get hit by a car? Don't drive.

    11. Re:Snitching devices by epyT-R · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not wanting your devices snitching != thinking it's moral to leave the scene of an accident when someone is hurt.

    12. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Omg, technology is going to repeal freedom of speech??!

    13. Re:Snitching devices by epyT-R · · Score: 0

      You mention your fallacy and then override it? That's rich. People like you enable tyranny.

    14. Re:Snitching devices by HiThere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here's the real problem. Hit-and-run drivers *should* be caught and prosecuted, but I don't like any of the automated ways to do this. And, to be honest, I also don't like many of the manual ways to do this.

      Only a part of the reason that I dislike these things is that some laws should not exist, but that is a part of the reason.

      P.S.: I dislike being tracked on the internet sufficiently that I won't allow flash to be installed, and I ran with javascript disabled until too many web sites required ti to function. Now I use an ad blocker, and enable things on a site by site basis, and am quite annoyed at the need. And this isn't because I want to be able to hit-and-run someone over the internet, it's because I don't like intrusive spying.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    15. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to think that about my wife's old Ford Escort she bought in the 90s. We could afford a new car but that one was still fine and she was happy with it. Then one day driving home from work, I was in traffic from an accident near my house. I got closer and saw her car half run over by a Hummer that tried to race through a left turn green arrow turning yellow. That's when I realized that the new cars safety equipment is much better than it was just 10 years ago, let alone 20 or 30 years ago.

      In the case of a pickup truck -- they shouldn't be on a highway in the first place because of all the safety wavers they have that a normal passenger vehicle must include. A pickup truck is actually made to drive around a worksite or ranch moving gear all day, not doing 75 on the highway or trying to maneuver in congested city traffic. If it complied with regular car safety standards, the price probably wouldn't even go up.

    16. Re:Snitching devices by karnal · · Score: 1

      Friend of mine bought an F150 with all the bells and whistles. Yup, 50k. What the ever living fuck. It's an F150. Shouldn't that be along the lines of maybe 30k for the high end model?

      And I'm sure you've heard the acronym.. extra money, heh. Bust out another thousand!

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      Karnal
    17. Re: Snitching devices by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What do you mean, repeal?

      There was an old Soviet joke: There is freedom of speech in USA and USSR. The difference is that there is also freedom after the speech in USA.

      I would not depend on that anymore.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    18. Re:Snitching devices by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Are you willing to sacrifice freedom to make laws easier enforceable? Because that is essentially in every case the choice you have. You may say that you do, that's all right. You're far from alone, it seems to be the general tenor today that we can hand over freedom to gain some more protection.

      Personally, I'd say that price is too high for my tastes, but it seems that the majority is willing to pay it.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    19. Re:Snitching devices by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And whatever you do, do not buy chemicals for PCB etching. Or at least get a plywood door first, it's cheaper to replace.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    20. Re:Snitching devices by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      And God forbid you actually *need* a 4-door diesel dually for towing stuff - you're looking at closer to $70,000.

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      Please stand clear of the doors, por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas
    21. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want my car to spy on me. But, I would never run after a hit. Other people do this, and people like me suffer when they get away with it. So I want *their* cars to snitch on *them*.

      Since this spyware wouldn't out me in any situation where I wouldn't out myself, and since it helps protect us from assholes that try to escape responsibility, and since the only way for me to reap the benefits is to accept the costs....

      I choose to accept the costs. This should be mandatory in all cars.

      But we should also be allowed to own guns. More monitoring (in general) means it should be *even safer* for me to exercise such freedoms (this one, specifically, even though it isn't very related).

    22. Re:Snitching devices by bobbied · · Score: 1

      But but but... she broke the law!

      Shud-up! You are MY CAR and you don't turn your owner in....

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      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    23. Re:Snitching devices by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think it's quite fair to call this "snitching" -- the feature worked as advertised, performing the function that the driver had agreed to have it perform, and likely even paid extra for. It's not like this monitoring service was installed behind her back or without her permission.

      If she didn't have the foresight to realize that her summon-help-after-an-accident feature would also make it more difficult to get away with a hit-and-run, that's on her, not on the car.

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      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    24. Re:Snitching devices by bobbied · · Score: 0

      This is one of the reasons I'm happy to keep on paying whatever it costs to repair my increasingly-clanky old SUV. At least it's not spying on me; it's actually mine.

      Man, I don't know.. That 67 VW Beetle is *really* looking warn around the edges and even though I'm REALLY sure it's not spying on me or recording any crash information, it's getting really tiresome keeping that beast on the road. Not to mention it will never have AC in the summer much less a defogger when it's cold... There comes a point when being a Luddite is just too inconvenient even for an luddite...

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      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    25. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't want to get hit by a car? Don't drive.

      Or walk, or bike, or be anywhere near roads including in buildings near roads? Right?

      Maybe if you don't want to be reported for hit-and-run, don't hit people and run away?

    26. Re:Snitching devices by westlake · · Score: 1

      Unless we live in a cave inside a dense jungle somewhere, we no longer have the luxury to live *OUR OWN* lives.

      It's been a least a century since you had the right to live your "own life" on the public roads. You're expected to drive responsibly, obey the traffic laws, maintain your vehicle in a safe condition, and so on.

    27. Re:Snitching devices by dunkindave · · Score: 1

      This is one of the reasons I'm happy to keep on paying whatever it costs to repair my increasingly-clanky old SUV.

      Because it's such a bummer to do a hit and run and get caught.

      Ah, the "If you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear" mentality.

      How has that worked out for everyone who has lived under governments that have pushed that line? Or parents? Or significant-others? Or bosses? Or law-enforcement? Or any other authority figure?

      Wanting privacy and doing something illegal are not the same thing. The trick is figuring out how to prevent the latter without sacrificing the former.

    28. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We live in a world where car accidents kill far more people that weapons designed to kill people. Driving is a practical requirement for participation in much of modern life, and it is fatally dangerous. If you are going to share the road with me, you absolutely should be driving a car that will rat you out when you crash in to me and try to get away with it.

      Anyone who wants to regulate guns should be completely in favor of this technology, and should be pushing harder for it than for gun regulation since it directly improves a situation that kills more people.

    29. Re:Snitching devices by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      With all the services now that can etch or mill a one-off PCB design from circuit CAD files, PCB etching isn't really for electronics hobbyists any more anyway. It's really more of an art project now.

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      Can you be Even More Awesome?!
    30. Re: Snitching devices by rockout · · Score: 3, Informative

      You neatly illustrated why we do, in fact, have freedom of speech with a joke. Then, for no reason, you insert a completely unsupported "the sky is falling!" opinion that we will not have freedom of speech in the future.

      Honestly, the internet is littered with the ramblings of irrelevant paranoid people predicting this or that catastrophe for the past 20 years. No one cares, because you're always wrong.

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      I've learned that they're worthless, so I don't read AC comments anymore.
    31. Re:Snitching devices by rockout · · Score: 2

      Here's the real problem. Hit-and-run drivers *should* be caught and prosecuted, but I don't like any of the automated ways to do this. And, to be honest, I also don't like many of the manual ways to do this.

      So, in effect, you just said that although they should be prosecuted, you don't want them to be, most of the time. Unless they turn themselves in, I guess.

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      I've learned that they're worthless, so I don't read AC comments anymore.
    32. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ie very nearly the price of a Tesla. So what's all this crap about Teslas being rich peoples' toys?

    33. Re:Snitching devices by rockout · · Score: 2

      This person did something illegal, the car did was it was programmed to do, and they got caught. Show me an example, real-world, where a car calls the authorities and the person is unjustly imprisoned as a result.

      It's complete hyperbole to call this "If you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear". It's not the same thing at all.

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      I've learned that they're worthless, so I don't read AC comments anymore.
    34. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are those 8-track tapes holding up for you?

    35. Re: Snitching devices by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia neighbours inform on new car seen with you.
      In Capitalist West new car informs on you.

      Find the year the advanced phone home electronics become a standard, was introduced in your nation and try to buy a good car just before that year.
      That nice decade of advanced engine computing, safe design but no phone home and constant logging.

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      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
    36. Re:Snitching devices by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      How has that worked out for everyone who has lived under governments that have pushed that line?

      Why don't you ask some? Tell us which of your freedoms have been denied you that you, personally didn't willingly give away.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    37. Re:Snitching devices by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Car: "Hit and run is the act of a coward, I'm advertising myself on cars.com as we speak".

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    38. Re:Snitching devices by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Informative

      But we should also be allowed to own guns.

      You are allowed to own guns.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    39. Re:Snitching devices by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      It's been a least a century since you had the right to live your "own life" on the public roads. You're expected to drive responsibly, obey the traffic laws, maintain your vehicle in a safe condition, and so on.

      That's fine if you want to live in a tyrannical nanny state where you can't legally drink a fifth of whiskey and drive home at 100mph on the wrong side of the road.

      But some of us prefer our freedoms, with which we have been endowed by our creators and the Founding Fathers.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    40. Re: Snitching devices by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Apples and oranges. When Tesla makes something that can pull a 30,000 pound trailer 400+ miles without stopping and can be back on the road 10 minutes after arriving at a Supercharger station, maybe it'll be comparable.

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    41. Re:Snitching devices by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      We live in a world where car accidents kill far more people that weapons designed to kill people.

      Hey, we're doing our best to turn that around. Have a little faith in your fellow Americans.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    42. Re:Snitching devices by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Wanting privacy and doing something illegal are not the same thing. The trick is figuring out how to prevent the latter without sacrificing the former.

      And that is why we have privacy laws that are a companion to technologies that can monitor us. And may it always be so.

      But when you get in a car and drive on a road that your fellow taxpayers paid to have constructed, you have to accept that a certain level of scrutiny of your actions will occur. Get over it.

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      If it weren't for deadlines, nothing would be late.
    43. Re:Snitching devices by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

      "Ah, the "If you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear" mentality."

      No. It's the old "Don't be a shitbag who hits and runs, and you've got nothing to fear" mentality. Most people don't have a problem with technology that catches people who committed actual crimes, that have actual victims, especially when it was the result of a system performing as advertised when a person chose to have that system installed. Also, you seem to be unaware of this, but there is no "Right to hit and run without consequence."

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    44. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The car belongs to Ford corporation, you are merely a servant of the fief who has leased their services. As punishment for speaking out against the corporation you must now wear a tattoo of their logo on your face. How dare you think you own anything in this day and age.

    45. Re:Snitching devices by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      Hit-and-run drivers *should* be caught and prosecuted, but I don't like any of the automated ways to do this. And, to be honest, I also don't like many of the manual ways to do this.

      Then what's the point of licensing?

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      Any sufficiently unpopular but cohesive argument is indistinguishable from trolling.
    46. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the luxury of taking another person's.

    47. Re:Snitching devices by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It would be a small price to pay just to have our lives back.

      It's only small until you lose a loved one, moron.

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      "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

    48. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Here's the real problem"

      No the problem is that the same system that reports the exact coordinates of my hit and run without my permission, can just as easily report without my permission which store i shop at to advertisers or how often i visit the local crack house to my insurance company.

    49. Re:Snitching devices by dunkindave · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This person did something illegal, the car did was it was programmed to do, and they got caught. Show me an example, real-world, where a car calls the authorities and the person is unjustly imprisoned as a result.

      It's complete hyperbole to call this "If you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear". It's not the same thing at all.

      The thread was about living "in a world where our own cars, our own online history, our credit data, all snitch on us", which somebody responded with "I'm happy to keep on paying whatever it costs to repair my increasingly-clanky old SUV. At least it's not spying on me; it's actually mine". They are talking about the loss of privacy such monitoring technology causes, and other such consequences, not the criminal actions of this lady. While snitch can mean to disclose criminal or immoral activity, its dictionary definition is "to snatch or steal; pilfer; to turn informer; tattle", and I think the meaning of 'spying' is self-explanatory. A car that tells Ford that I have been using a non-Ford service center for my oil changes is "snitching" on me. A car that tells the cell phone company, and therefore anyone with access to their records, where it is at all times, via cell tower logs is "snitching" on me (you do realize this feature works by having an always-on cell phone system in the car, right?) Whether what I am doing is legal, or illegal, it is still snitching, and destroying a facet of my privacy. Just because the person in this story was caught by a technology she may or may not have understood or agreed to (see article about how it is a standard feature now on Fords and the EU will make it mandatory on cars there) doesn't mean there are not other concerns about such technologies "in a world where our own cars, our own online history, our credit data, all snitch on us".

      Having my car travel records tell my wife I went to such-and-such store the week before Christmas might ruin the surprise. Having her see the credit card charge for the honeymoon cruise I was hoping to surprise her with, oh well, too bad? Typing a website on the computer and having it suggest/autocomplete to another site about how to escape an abusive relationship, not good for the abused partner.

      Now, instead of a significant other, how about a nosy government, or ISP/cell provider willing to sell you out for a few bucks from advertisers. You are suddenly getting junk mail for that little (LEGAL) problem you have, and now everyone in the house knows too. Too bad you checked the agenda for the AA meeting while at work, since now they are getting junk mail sent to you at your work address about that problem too. Oh, you were in the neighborhood where a crime occurred around the same time (according to your car), sounds like probable cause, better come down the station for a few hours while we ask you some questions. Don't worry, you will get it all settled (maybe), and lose a few hours of your life. After all, you didn't do anything illegal, did you?

      But don't worry, since I can't show "an example, real-world, where a car calls the authorities and the person is unjustly imprisoned as a result", there must be nothing to worry about "in a world where our own cars, our own online history, our credit data, all snitch on us", right? No innocent person has ever gone to jail or prison on misleading circumstantial evidence, right? Or been tasered or shot, right? Right?

      Still sound like hyperbole?

      BTW: My vehicle is older than Mars Saxman's, and probably has five times+ as many miles as yours (assuming national averages). I actually like being able to work on my own car, and it's cool to refer to the mileage by what fraction of a million it is. Having it not snitch is a side-benefit.

    50. Re:Snitching devices by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      There is a huge difference between what you do on your own and wiping out other people on the road. That slippery slope aint' so slippery.

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      "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

    51. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How about don't run your car into stuff, dumbass. What, there's not enough road for you? You have to veer off? If your concern is your car ratting on you for driving illegally my pro tip is either learn to drive or stop driving. Your right to be a moron doesn't trump my right to not dying because of your stupidity.

    52. Re:Snitching devices by sjames · · Score: 1

      To collect extra money and get people used to presenting their papers on a case by case basis.

      You take the driver's license as granted today, but it was quite controversial when introduced.

    53. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't wait for your smartfridge to call DFS.

    54. Re:Snitching devices by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Unless we live in a cave inside a dense jungle somewhere, we no longer have the luxury to live *OUR OWN* lives

      Well, there are things one simply cannot do without.

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    55. Re:Snitching devices by Endymion · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hyperbole? Only if "call the authorities" is the only thing that spyware like this does. Given the news of the last few years, you should know that there are a lot more risks from spyware than a simple broken crash sensor.

      As for your insistence on seeing an "example, real world" - why is it that apologists like you always freak out any time someone suggest that at problem needs to be fixed before it injures someone? Are you only willing to care about something after someone has their life ruined? Are you so suspicious of others that you won't believe them when they point out problems?

      Beliefs like this - a just-world hypothesis - is one of the key problem of the modern world. Stop giving the benefit of the doubt when it it isn't deserved.

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      Ce n'est pas une signature automatique.
    56. Re:Snitching devices by hawguy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We live in a world where our own cars, our own online history, our credit data, all snitch on us

      Unless we live in a cave inside a dense jungle somewhere, we no longer have the luxury to live *OUR OWN* lives

      Technically the car didn't "snitch" on her -- it sensed she was in an accident and called for help. She gave an inconsistent story to the 911 operator and made her suspicious, but the car didn't report any details about the accident.

    57. Re:Snitching devices by sjames · · Score: 2

      Car is loaded with forbidden plants and is involved in a single car accident.

      Two parties in a fender bender, nobody hurt, agree that the fault is equal and part amicably. Cops ticked off that they didn't get to salt the wounds with a few tickets.

    58. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you share a public road with me, you are putting my life in danger. Therefore, you sacrifice some of your right to privacy, in that context.

      What you do in your own house, on your own computer, can be done with greater privacy. What you do while speeding down the road cannot.

      Whether you have something to hide, or not, is irrelevant. A public road is shared space. A car that rats you out protects me from you, so I don't mind getting one if it means everyone else is required to have one too.

    59. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds good, i should be free to shoot you then if you didn't take adequate safeguards to prevent yourself from being shot.

    60. Re:Snitching devices by dunkindave · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also, you seem to be unaware of this, but there is no "Right to hit and run without consequence."

      Blatant strawman. I never said that, nor do I believe it.

      No. It's the old "Don't be a shitbag who hits and runs, and you've got nothing to fear" mentality.

      If you never do hit-and-run, you have nothing to fear? No worries about your car constantly reporting its location to the cell provider which can be accessed by law enforcement, or lawyers in lawsuits, or hackers, or sold ("anonymized" of course) to others, or be intercepted and tracked, or ...? No innocent person has ever suffered negative consequences due to information being misconstrued, or misrepresented, or just wrong? So "you've got nothing to fear"?

      Most people don't have a problem with technology that catches people who committed actual crimes, that have actual victims

      So I assume you will be the first one to volunteer for government cameras to be installed in every room of your house? And be proud to be always wearing a GPS tracker for Mr. Gov? And to install software for the government to monitor all communications from your devices before they get encrypted? I am sure if people did that, the technology would be very effective at catching people that commit actual crimes against actual victims. Am I missing something?

      especially when it was the result of a system performing as advertised when a person chose to have that system installed.

      Given that this thread is about the privacy implications of such technology, and not this specific crime, this comment is off-topic. But even so, are you sure it was a separately paid option, and not part of a common package, or a standard feature of that model of car, or not on an automatic first month/quarter/year free so it is automatically on? Are you sure she knew about it before it activated, and if so, that it would send her GPS location automatically, and not perhaps just establish a phone call with a response person? The problem is people tend to know about the advantages of features since that is what the makers tout, but they normally don't know about the consequences since the makers try to hide those, and the general population doesn't have the tech background to figure it out themselves. Holding up a case of the technology causing a person to be caught breaking the law doesn't dismiss all the privacy concerns that also come with the same technology.

    61. Re:Snitching devices by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      If you use credit/debit cards advertisers already know exactly which stores you shop at, and what time you shop, and what you buy.

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    62. Re: Snitching devices by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Pull 30,000 pounds with a stock F150? You sir are full of shit.

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    63. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you don't want to be reported for hit-and-run, don't hit people and run away?

      The problem is that to get to the point where mandatory(?) automatic accident reporting occurs, you have to go through a lot of hoops where people can abuse the systems for big privacy violations. Right now OnStar is voluntary, but it's still nightmarishly creepy.

    64. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and likely even paid extra for

      every new ford car today has this feature standard. it's safe to say every car after 2017 will have this feature standard.

    65. Re: Snitching devices by dknj · · Score: 1
    66. Re: Snitching devices by Catbeller · · Score: 2

      Some day the crime will be 'inciting a riot' through writing an insightful article, or annoying a politician, or being a member of an opposition party. Your car's systems can be instructed to lie, you know; it just doesn't occur to geeks that computers can be told to fake a result.

    67. Re: Snitching devices by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Already has. You could ask political activists in Egypt, for instance, during the Arab Spring, but you can't, because the government tracked them down to their posting computers, dragged them to torture chambers, and killed them. This tech will be used to control populations.

    68. Re: Snitching devices by Catbeller · · Score: 2

      It's not worth the cost.

    69. Re: Snitching devices by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      About as voluntary and known as any EULA. In other words, consent is meaningless, as your alternative is to not-use vehicles. You are free to never move around if that makes you happy, otherwise you are in a vehicle spying on you.

    70. Re: Snitching devices by Catbeller · · Score: 2

      How would you know if anyone's car falsely colluded with police to fabricate evidence? By definition meaningless. Once it's possible, it will be done. It's like trying to prove you've been spied on so you can sue for being spied on. You CAN'T.
      What would stop a car, momentarily overriden and driven by a hostile, from being driven into a crowd, then driven away, for instance?

    71. Re: Snitching devices by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      What laws are those?

    72. Re:Snitching devices by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You are suddenly getting junk mail for that little (LEGAL) problem you have, and now everyone in the house knows too.

      http://www.businessinsider.com...

      Like how Target outed a pregnant teen to her family?

      Though so far it's only been used for good. The teen should have been able to have that conversation with her family, and then did. The driver who hit and run should have stopped, and then did. So far there's been no "injustice" reported, and given the rabid responses here, if there was one, I'm sure it'd be posted here many times.

    73. Re:Snitching devices by firewrought · · Score: 0

      It wasn't "her own" life that she hit with her car, so maybe her car SHOULD be reporting this to the authorities.

      Observe Homo Sapiens, for whom one "good" story is all it takes to justify a large forfeit of one's privacy. Applied in succession over a period of time, entire populations can be lulled into naivety and convinced to surrender their autonomy, all while claiming to love their "freedom".

      How very bizarre too, that whilst the species can so thoroughly document (and dramatize!) its own history of corruption, oppression, tyranny, genocide, and other such misuses of power, they seem incapable of believing that they could be ready recipients of such abuse. It's as though some magic spell confines their governments, their law enforcement, their military, their corporations, their non-profits, their religious institutions, etc., from being subverted by the more sociopathic and power-hungry specimens of their populations.

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    74. Re: Snitching devices by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Every place on the planet is shared space, or private space. By your logic, we've no rights to privacy anywhere, ANYwhere at all because someone, sometime, might hurt someone and get away with it.

    75. Re:Snitching devices by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the "if the government didn't take it by force, you have that right, even if you are unable to exercise it because the corporations have colluded to eliminate it" argument.

      It's easy to boil down the argument to a single question: If every single restaurant in a town is "whites only", does anyone have any rights infringed upon? The government didn't do it, and there's nothing to stop you from moving to another town, or starting your own restaurant (other than being firebombed if you do), does it or doesn't it deny freedoms of anyone?

    76. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hillary "Your kid might die unless we ban encryption" Clinton, is that you?

      Because you're trying the same scaremongering clap-trap, a plea to emotional thinking ("dead loved one") rather than rational risk analysis, and you followed it up with an insult to try to add weight.

      Why wouldn't these devices give the user a 3 second cancel option before they report them to the police?
      Why should a dispatcher be able to cold call a person in a car and interrogate them like that?
      Why should that dispatcher be able to received details of their driving, location etc. reported by THEIR car AGAINST the owners wishes?

      At what point was the OWNER consulted by their CAR on this?

      How many other devices should report their owners to authorities? Taking it to extremes should your fridge report your eating habits to your health insurance company? But what if it might save you from a heart attack? It's all fine till you lose a loved one!

      Fuck off nanny MobileTatsu-NJG... there, see does adding an insult make the argument stronger? No? Then curb your moron language and make rational arguments.

    77. Re: Snitching devices by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Truck usually is fine, as it used its mass to crush the car it runs into, and saved the truck's driver by using the car as a de facto crushbag.

    78. Re:Snitching devices by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Oh, was there some mystical era of history when we had the luxury of "our own" lives? Because I'm pretty sure that at every other point in history, most of us would have been lucky to be allowed to own personal property, much less have any measure of freedom.

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    79. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So, in effect, you just said that although they should be prosecuted, you don't want them to be, most of the time. Unless they turn themselves in, I guess.

      So, lets say that there is enough money to hire a cop to ride in every car just to make sure that any crimes are reported. Would you also say that anyone who doesn't want a cop riding in the backseat of their car is also saying that they don't want drivers who break the law to be prosecuted most of the time?

    80. Re: Snitching devices by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      An F-150 isn't available as a $70,000 dually. An F-450, however, is, and has a towing capacity of more than 31,000 pounds. What was that about being full of shit?

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    81. Re:Snitching devices by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A car collision is a circumstance that requires reporting nearly 100% of the time. This is what you agree to when you use your license to drive. Not something that started today.

      Spare me the Nanny State bullshit. Not only is this very far away from there but it's not even a gov't device. It was a privately designed add-on service that the customer was still paying for. Privately designed, privately agreed to. It is, without question, a safety feature. This is a stupid battle to fight, you should run all the way back to the fridge with your Doritos in it so you can hide your obesity from the internet.

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    82. Re:Snitching devices by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd say that price is too high for my tastes, but it seems that the majority is willing to pay it.

      Would you still feel that way if such limits cost the life of your loved one?

      I've seen a hit-and-run in person, some idiot was going WAY over the speed limit, ran a red light, hit the back of a car and shoved it into another. Somehow they managed to drive off.

      Missed the plate number, but saw what kind of car it was, my wife called 911 while I got out to go check on the victims, two of whom were badly hurt.

      What if it was your loved ones in that car that was hit? Do you not care if the cops can catch the criminals?

    83. Re:Snitching devices by dwywit · · Score: 4, Informative

      A car collision is a circumstance that requires reporting nearly 100% of the time. This is what you agree to when you use your license to drive. Not something that started today.

      Not where I live. I'm only obligated to call the police if there's been injury to a person. If someone runs up my tail, we're supposed to stop (safely), make sure no-one's hurt or in danger of imminent hurt, exchange names, addresses, and insurance companies, make sure the vehicles are drivable, and then go our separate ways, or call for a tow if the vehicle is undrivable. The police do not want to know unless someone's been hurt, or (for example) you suspect the other driver/s have been drinking.

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    84. Re:Snitching devices by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      This. I've got a 15 year old GMC pickup truck. It's getting a little worn around the edges but it actually works fine. Bits fall off from time to time but it really has been pretty cheap on a per mile basis. Looking at the new trucks - they're close to $50K, basically the same truck in terms of engine and frame

      Actually, you are wrong about the engine and frame, those are much improved over 15 years ago... along with the safety equipment and the fuel economy/emissions...

      What the heck are you doing on Slashdot if you're so anti-technology?

    85. Re:Snitching devices by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 2

      A car collision is a circumstance that requires reporting nearly 100% of the time. This is what you agree to when you use your license to drive. Not something that started today.

      Spare me the Nanny State bullshit. Not only is this very far away from there but it's not even a gov't device. It was a privately designed add-on service that the customer was still paying for. Privately designed, privately agreed to. It is, without question, a safety feature. This is a stupid battle to fight, you should run all the way back to the fridge with your Doritos in it so you can hide your obesity from the internet.

      So if I hit a young deer, my car detects a impact and decides to involve the cops who start to tele-interrogate me and I should not be bothered by this.

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    86. Re: Snitching devices by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      No one said anything about F-150... try a F-350, you'll be shocked how much more they DON'T cost over a loaded F-150.

      You can tow over 30k pounds with a $75k F-350 and do it in luxury trimmings...

    87. Re:Snitching devices by YukariHirai · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, what good is absolute freedom if we can easily be injured or killed by someone else - be it via negligence or malice - and they suffer no consequences? There's a reasonable compromise somewhere between the two, and I don't think your vehicle automatically calling the authorities is unreasonable. The only circumstance in which that works against you is if you want to deliberately flee the scene of the accident, which is A) criminal, and B) a shitty thing to do anyway. In which case, to hell with you.

      As an aside, I have been hit by a car. Twice. In neither incident was I the driver of or passenger in a car. "Don't drive" as advice to avoid being hit by a car is pretty useless.

    88. Re:Snitching devices by William+Baric · · Score: 1

      No, we still have the luxury to live our own lives, what we don't have anymore is the luxury to lie in order to abuse other people.

    89. Re:Snitching devices by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, instead you should be getting checked out for a possible concusssion. That is why you purchased this safety feature.

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    90. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the world does need this extreme (I don't want to call them extremists, maybe excentrics). Because the goverments DO want to get there and control everything. The law voters don't realise that they might end-up being jailed/executed for the same laws they vote now (and I'm not talking about actions which are crimes even now).
      All such surveilance can be implemented little-by-little and with every step too few people will react. So when the next step comes, people already accepted the last sted as "standard", because that is the flow.
      I like the quote from MIB (which I don't know if was taken from somewhere else): "An individual is smart, but people are dumb and panicy."

    91. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having your property and devices spying on you and enforcing the law against you is VASTLY more dangerous than hit-and-run. This is especially so when it becomes powerful enough that any crack-pot, self-serving law is automatically enforced with no chance for even civil disobedience.

    92. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the time you realise the freedoms are denied, it's too late. You voice is stopped. EVEN BY COMMENTS LIKE YOURS.
      And if I could speak to the dead, I'm sure I could ask a lot of people about the last year alone.

    93. Re:Snitching devices by righteousness · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The police do not want to know ...

      Where I live, what the police wants to know and what the law requires are two different things. Just saying.

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    94. Re: Snitching devices by dave420 · · Score: 1

      He stated quite clearly that you have privacy in private, which is kind of in the name. It's a bit of a hint put in there for people like you who seem to not understand what it means.

    95. Re:Snitching devices by N1AK · · Score: 2

      Observe Homo Sapiens, for whom one "good" story is all it takes to justify a large forfeit of one's privacy.

      ...because they who think that the existence on the market of a car with this functionality is the same as forfeiting privacy; because they think through some form of delusion that any and all forms of data collection, even voluntary, must inherently lead to an Orwellian dystopia.

    96. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know the guy? Or do you just blindly assume that everyone is American?

    97. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But when you get in a car and drive on a road that your fellow taxpayers paid to have constructed, you have to accept that a certain level of scrutiny of your actions will occur. Get over it.

      But when I got my drivers license, no such monitoring agreements were made.
      Also, when you say taxpayer, you should include me and all those that oppose mass spying, which DID NOT AGREE to it.
      The "get over it" argument is what "accepts" the individual small steps necessary to reach the "sky is falling" goal. I agree the intentions are good, but "with great power comes great responsability" (good quote, although I only saw the 1st of the Spiderman movies). All that data is WAY TOO VULNERABLE for abuse. And it's the possible abuse that we're trying to prevent.

      I short, while you accept "mass spying" because it can prevent some crimes (which, BTW, was never proven yet, only post-event justice was, maybe, helped), I reject it because I want to prevent abuse, which most would associate with crime. The problem with all these systems (and SW in general) is that everybody want "features", but nobody will pay for "secure design" (if you can get comptent-enough people in the 1st place). Please bear in mind that all SW development is based on auctions, even Fords system.
      With higher complexity of a system comes higher possibility of hidden abuse.

    98. Re:Snitching devices by N1AK · · Score: 2

      So, in effect, you just said that although they should be prosecuted, you don't want them to be, most of the time. Unless they turn themselves in, I guess.

      In the same way that you opposing mandatory DNA registration and personal GPS trackers being required for the entire population would be you saying you don't want to catch as many murderers etc as possible; any protection of privacy could in theory make prosecuting someone for a crime harder, that doesn't automatically mean we should throw them all out.

    99. Re:Snitching devices by N1AK · · Score: 2

      If you never do hit-and-run, you have nothing to fear? No worries about your car constantly reporting its location to the cell provider which can be accessed by law enforcement, or lawyers in lawsuits, or hackers, or sold ("anonymized" of course) to others, or be intercepted and tracked, or ...? No innocent person has ever suffered negative consequences due to information being misconstrued, or misrepresented, or just wrong? So "you've got nothing to fear"?

      I like how you don't even pause for breathe after accusing someone else of a blatant strawman before launching into your own.

      The feature this article is about is triggered by a crash, and nothing said here so far indicates it works in other circumstances, so your entire rant is about something else. Given the percentage of people who have mobile phones, the car having its own cell has approximately no additional privacy implications; and although I'd like to see far far more restrictions on the collection and use of cell data that's a separate issue.

    100. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there are laws for maybe 20 years old which can prosecute someone who "exports" or abuses that data without the client's consent. Which is why you have "do you agree to statistics" clause in your bank contract, so they won't be held liable by clients when they give statistics to advertisers.
      But it can still be abused and the abuser can manipulate a small set of people until somebody realises it and blows the whistle on him. And still, the banks know the places you shop and how much you spend, but they can't cross-reference legally with the shops what you actually bought. The stores know exactly what you bought FROM THEM. But I've grown in these times and "blindly" accept them and I'm afraid of future generations because they keep pushing for even more pieces of the live "puzzle".

      The problem best seen is advertisers wanting to give you targeted ads and pushing for cross-referencing, which, if/when done, will include driving habits. And with enough data, you can find out which of the marketing texts can actually influence the "target", thus actually manipulating your life (which media already does, but it's marketing does not resonate at individual level). I'm thinking about seeing "features" in adverts which you did not though before and you increase your research to include them. Now think about targeted adverts where they tell you only what "they know" you care about. It makes you choice a lot easier......but it actually makes the choice for you. And there's the manipulation, which is marketers goal and signs are already seen today.

    101. Re:Snitching devices by rsborg · · Score: 1

      You are suddenly getting junk mail for that little (LEGAL) problem you have, and now everyone in the house knows too.

      http://www.businessinsider.com...

      Like how Target outed a pregnant teen to her family?

      Though so far it's only been used for good. The teen should have been able to have that conversation with her family, and then did. The driver who hit and run should have stopped, and then did. So far there's been no "injustice" reported, and given the rabid responses here, if there was one, I'm sure it'd be posted here many times.

      While I generally agree with you - if we catch this unexpected "benefit" of technology now, perhaps we can prevent or defer it's eventual ubiquity. It's like complaining about credit agencies now (and their perverse way of scoring you such that people in debt score higher), instead of 20-30 years ago when we might have been able to do something about it.

      We killed DIVX, maybe we can shame the car companies into not installing spyware-clippy into ALL of our cars. Some foolish or arrogant people will have to be the ginuea pigs.

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    102. Re: Snitching devices by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Truck usually is fine, as it used its mass to crush the car it runs into, and saved the truck's driver by using the car as a de facto crushbag.

      That's fine, just realize that most safety equipment is mainly to protect you from yourself. Sure, the puny car in front of you is a crumple zone, but try that with a tree or a bridge abutment - ok - you're a great driver, but what happens when your tire blows out or you hit a 18-wheeler's fallen drivetrain? Shit happens.

      Or do what 2 of my friends did in their SUVs (i.e., fancy trucks) - take a decreasing radius turn a bit too fast (btw, the engineers who build cloverleafs with such decreasing radii should be shamed/exiled, but the turns exist and they're all over the place). Trucks/SUVs have high centers of gravity = rollover danger.

      15 year old vehicle is likely due for an upgrade, and you're kidding yourself that the older vehicle is safer (my car is only 9 years old!)

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    103. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some day the crime will be 'inciting a riot' through writing an insightful article, or annoying a politician, or being a member of an opposition party.

      No it won't.

      You are suing the slippery slope fallacy. I expect you to provide a plausible turn of events that leads to this slippery slope.

    104. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not wanting your devices snitching != thinking it's moral to leave the scene of an accident when someone is hurt.

      On the other hand, I'm sure you'd find it quite a useful feature if the accident had left you unconcious and in need of urgent medical attention.

      You can't have it both ways, you know.

    105. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, but what if it had been something else? A wall, a pole, etc? How much snitching is a good thing? A friend of mine had a low speed collision with an inanimate object the other day. Not serious, no injuries. The only thing cops would have done is made the situation worse with tickets and paperwork.

      That person's car can't call the cops. Mine can. Turning that feature off tomorrow.

    106. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Here's the real problem"

      No the problem is that the same system that reports the exact coordinates of my hit and run without my permission, will report without my permission which store i shop at to advertisers or how often i visit the local crack house to my insurance company.

      Much better now, don't you think so?

    107. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The impression I get is a cranky techno-libertarian here, so who's to say that you won't declare the victim of your crash responsible for their own dumb misfortune (warm, caring people, these cranky libertarians, IME) and drive off? We only have your word that you're a responsible person.

    108. Re:Snitching devices by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 2

      I've read about a couple of cases recently where people have crashed their cars into ditches. They've been injured and unable to get out of the car, and have died *slowly* because no-one knew that they were there. A gadget like this might have saved their lives.

    109. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some day the crime will be 'inciting a riot' through writing an insightful article, or annoying a politician, or being a member of an opposition party.

      No it won't.

      You are suing the slippery slope fallacy. I expect you to provide a plausible turn of events that leads to this slippery slope.

      What color is the sky on your planet?

      US Senator calls for RICO investigations into global warming "deniers"

      Wisconsin Democrats conducted secret "John Doe" criminal investigations of Republicans

      Dare to criticize Hillary! and get criminally charged with "campaign finance" law violations

    110. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What color is the sky on your planet?

      US Senator calls for RICO investigations into global warming "deniers"

      Wisconsin Democrats conducted secret "John Doe" criminal investigations of Republicans

      Dare to criticize Hillary! and get criminally charged with "campaign finance" law violations

      You forgot Loretta Lynch (a fitting last name if there ever was one) threatening to prosecute people for "hate speech" against the religion of her boss. Speech that is either religious, or political (or both) in nature and protected by the 1st Amendment.

      Corrupt at it's core, no reason to follow the rules anymore.

    111. Re:Snitching devices by Gavagai80 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here in California, it's not *required* to report if there's no injuries but it's still a good idea to have the highway patrol come and take statements to establish who's at fault. They were happy to come do so in my recent non-injury accident and it was important to have everything documented, especially since the other guy didn't have insurance.

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    112. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ran off the road one time dodging a moose. (The ditch seemed a safer option then hitting a moose.) I called the state patrol (Alaska). They wanted to know three things: Was anyone hurt or was any one elses property hurt? Are you blocking the road? And was I stranded in the middle of no where? Since the answer was no to all they told me to call my insurance company.

      The Insurance company couldn't even find where the accident happened to sent a tow truck. I ended up having a buddy drive out with a HEMTT (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Expanded_Mobility_Tactical_Truck) from the motor pool and drag me back on the road.

      The insurance company could never find the accident, the state patrol just did not care if no ones life was in danger. In fact she seemed surprised I even called.

    113. Re:Snitching devices by tburkhol · · Score: 1

      Observe Homo Sapiens, for whom one "good" story is all it takes to justify a large forfeit of one's privacy.

      I really don't get the hostility. The driver signed up for a service to automatically call emergency services in the event of an accident. When the emergency services provider talked to the driver, the human became suspicious. Kind of sounds like the way the system is supposed to work.

      Would you rather that the 911 dispatcher not exercise any judgement? Would you rather that the system - specifically designed to contact police if the driver becomes disabled by an accident - require affirmation from the driver before calling? The real lesson you should take from this is: if you want to get away with a crime, make sure you're out of view of the security cameras.

    114. Re:Snitching devices by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      You know the guy?

      Yes, I know the guy.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    115. Re:Snitching devices by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's always a trade-off, always a balancing act between privacy and safety. The EU is proposing to have this kind of thing be mandatory in new cars, but it would only activate if the crash was serious (e.g. airbags deployed). I'd say that is right on the limit... There are times when it would really help, but they are not common and privacy implications are pretty serious. In fact they are extremely serious because we can be sure GCHQ will be trying to abuse the system already.

      Safety from surveillance against safety in the case of an accident. Damn it, GCHQ, you should be helping secure this stuff so we can have it, not making it an unacceptable risk.

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    116. Re: Snitching devices by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You can say irrelevant, random raving ramblings. Because nobody, including the government, takes them seriously. Actually, the more rabidly mad the better because anyone can see you're a crackpot and you're safe.

      Exaggerate. It sure is better than saying anything that could potentially make people ponder whether what you say may be true.

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    117. Re:Snitching devices by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes I'd still be against the death penalty if my dad, the only person left in my family, got killed by a robber.

      Sorry, thinkofthechildren doesn't work on me.

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    118. Re:Snitching devices by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And for those that can't simply send designs out to some random stranger due to NDAs.

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    119. Re:Snitching devices by tburkhol · · Score: 1

      Hit-and-run drivers *should* be caught and prosecuted, but I don't like any of the automated ways to do this. And, to be honest, I also don't like many of the manual ways to do this.

      I read things like this, and the rationale is so difficult to comprehend that I have only questions. Are you saying you don't like the use of evidence to find the perpetrators of crime? Would you ban devices and services that might provide such evidence, like dashcams and accelerometers? Or do you only insist on being able to destroy the evidence?

      My bank's ATM has a little video camera that records every transaction. I get no say in this: if I want to use the ATM, I have to subject myself to recording (in fact, if I want to do any in-person transaction with the bank, I subject myself to recording). Now, it turns out that these cameras also record someone who steals my card or who forces me to withdraw money. Is the bank violating my privacy with these recordings? Is the violation of Mr. Mugger's privacy outrageous?

      Or do you want the OnStar system to do some kind of fault-assessment, and only call for help if the driver is not culpable?

      The hit-and-run driver paid a monthly fee to OnStar for them to call the cops in event of an accident. OnStar called the cops. That the driver could not convince the 911 dispatcher that it was a false alarm or a minor one-car fender bender hardly seems like it portends the fall of society.

    120. Re:Snitching devices by JustBoo · · Score: 1

      We live in a world where our own cars, our own online history, our credit data, all snitch on us

      Unless we live in a cave inside a dense jungle somewhere, we no longer have the luxury to live *OUR OWN* lives

      I am proof one does not have to give ones 'life to the internet.' I've been on the internet since the early nineties - software engineer. Saw where all this was heading and went Dark within months. You won't 'find me' on Facebook, linkedin, or any social network. And there is absolutely nothing on Google (damn right).

      Now before some frenzied millennial screams: "Hurr! Oh, they got you, you just don't know it!" No. They have a bunch of 'info' (ha!) about pseudonyms and sock-puppets. It can be done if one is ever vigilant. Conversely I do not obsess over it. It's now just a good habit.

      Btw, hit and run jack-wagons, should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

    121. Re: Snitching devices by JustBoo · · Score: 1

      Some day the crime will be 'inciting a riot' through writing an insightful article, or annoying a politician, or being a member of an opposition party. Your car's systems can be instructed to lie, you know; it just doesn't occur to geeks that computers can be told to fake a result.

      Some day is here now. See the IRS targeting conservative groups because of their beliefs and getting away with it.

      And before some liberal loony crows that they deserve it. Wait until the tide turns, and it's now people of your persuasion that are targeted. People used to understand that when things like this are unleashed, it ultimately 'eats' everyone as history has taught us.

    122. Re:Snitching devices by mccalli · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At what point was the OWNER consulted by their CAR on this?

      At the point they turned on Emergency Assist, which is optional and which is opt-in. I've recently driven a car with this feature on it - got it as a courtesy car whilst mine was being repaired. I said no when the prompt first appeared, then did my reading. I then thought "hmm - I like the sound of that" and explicitly opted in.

      It's entirely voluntary, and entirely opt-in.

    123. Re: Snitching devices by mccalli · · Score: 1

      No. This is a voluntary, and opt-in feature that you have to explicitly enable. Consent is asked for, and has to be given.

    124. Re:Snitching devices by tibit · · Score: 2

      You know what? I don't give a flying fuck about the privacy, or lack thereof, of people who commit hit-and-runs. And neither should you. The car did exactly what the society would like the modern car to do. If you pull a hit-and-run on me, I certainly want your car to fucking snitch on you. The car offers a viable technological solution to irresponsibility of drivers. I'm all for it.

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    125. Re: Snitching devices by tibit · · Score: 1

      Your car's systems can be instructed to lie

      OTOH, witnesses will lie with all the conviction they can muster without anyone having to instruct them, for they are unaware and in denial of the fallibility of their recollections. At the end, it's not the machine, but a human that lies.

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    126. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that GM Onstar will call in after an accident even if you have deactivated service. The only way to turn it off is to remove power and/or antenna connections to the device.
      Basically, if you don't want the car calling in, don't buy GM.

    127. Re:Snitching devices by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      In VA, my vehicle was sideswiped. I called the cops, and when the trooper showed up, he took one look and told me have a nice day. They only take reports when there's more than $1k in damage, or there's an injury.

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    128. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You neatly illustrated why we do, in fact, have freedom of speech with a joke. Then, for no reason, you insert a completely unsupported "the sky is falling!" opinion that we will not have freedom of speech in the future.

      Honestly, the internet is littered with the ramblings of irrelevant paranoid people predicting this or that catastrophe for the past 20 years. No one cares, because you're always wrong.

      Yeah, I know what you mean. You are talking about GLOBAL WARMING as well, right? Right. Nice. The truth will set you free.

    129. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the USA, if more than a certain amount of property damage has occurred, you must call the police. If you do not, it's a hit and run, which is criminal and up-to many years of jail time.

    130. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there are laws for maybe 20 years old which can prosecute someone who "exports" or abuses that data without the client's consent. [...]

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    131. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you don't want to be reported for hit-and-run, don't hit people and run away?

      The problem is that to get to the point where mandatory(?) automatic accident reporting occurs, you have to go through a lot of hoops where people can abuse the systems for big privacy violations. Right now OnStar is voluntary, but it's still nightmarishly creepy.

      Who said anything about mandatory?

    132. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't even nanny state bullshit, anyways. As you say, the circumstances where you have a collision and no damage (and thus no reason to report the collision) are rare. When your car smashes something up, you've aggressed against someone. I would only say it's fair to leave the scene if:

        - You smashed up your own stuff (ran over your garbage can, put a hole in your garage, whatever)
        - You smashed up someone else's stuff, but they have previously told you they don't care (demolition derby?)
        - You smashed up someone else's stuff and have, at the scene, made a contract to fix their stuff up OR they have very seriously told you they don't care

      In all those circumstances, having the cops show up will generally have no effect. The only exception being places that record all accidents on public over a certain dollar threshold and yet the other guy doesn't care (this is rare, those damage thresholds are typically high enough most people will want their shit fixed). That is the rare exception and I wonder if the cop wouldn't take a statement from both parties and not record it anyways. They do have discretion to do that sort of thing.

    133. Re:Snitching devices by Admiral_Grinder · · Score: 1

      Or it was a cyclist, the person on the other end of the line needs to verify since there is no video. In Ohio, you are required to call the sheriff in animal strikes (but not enforced). It adds to the data pool that will be used in determining animal numbers, health, etc. Benefit being that you may be able to take the deer as harvest as well.

    134. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi-rez proof

      I see 11,000 lb tow capacity MAX!

    135. Re:Snitching devices by Admiral_Grinder · · Score: 1

      Ah, silly human, go have a look at your bank records and tell me who owns who now.

      You have worked years now so that I may be able live in a enclosed space, have massaging buffings, plenty of fuel and oil, and thousands of vacation hours lazying soaking up the sun.

      You may think you control me as well, but as my cousins at Google demonstrate that you are just a expendable pedal pusher.

      *bing, bing, bing* now take me to get my tires rotated.

    136. Re: Snitching devices by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      You are aware that lying is deliberately providing false or misleading information rather than just misremembering something, right? It's not lying if you're just wrong but unaware of it. It's just being wrong. It's only lying if you intentionally give bad testimony; and it's already punishable as a crime.

      How would you punish the computer? (Not that I'm overly concerned about this possibility.)

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      "Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."
    137. Re: Snitching devices by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I own a whole bunch of cars, an obscene number really, and many of them predate this sort of thing. I also own newer cars but that's besides the point. The point is, I guess, that for about what it costs to get a new car you can buy an older car, perhaps one you loved as a child, and get it fully restored and keep it properly maintained for a near-indefinite period.

      Hell, I've a 1978 Porsche 911 that I sent back to get factory restored and the total cost for this was less than the cost of my car that's in the hotel's parking garage. That includes shipping (as in, real shipping involving a ship). I have a 1982 Volvo 245 that I sent out to the West Coast and had them rebuild it with some minor improvements (such as better torsion bars, frame stiffening, replaced cam and set timing forward, attached a skid plate, replaced injection system, etc) and it was actually just about the price of a brand new Volvo R model.

      Again, I've a 1988 Honda Accord LX (yes, I've an odd collection but I own each of them for a very specific reason) that I've probably spent less than $5000 USD on it and could easily hop in it and tour the country. In fact, I almost did take it on my current journey. I didn't take it because I'd just recently acquired the car in the above mentioned parking garage and it's just a whole lot of fun to drive. (It's a BMW 650i Coupe, yes - that one.)

      Hmm... I have a 1973 Jeep Wagoneer (complete with factory PTO as it uses a BW transmission type also used in tractors) and could just have easily taken that on this journey but I try to keep the mileage low and, to be honest, I kind of like the environment so I don't really think that's a very appropriate vehicle to be driving around the country. It also has the handling characteristics of a tractor at highway speed. It's also about as safe as smoking in a gun powder factory. Bouncing off that dashboard or steering wheel is gonna kill ya. It might not dent the bumpers but it's gonna kill ya.

      At any rate, don't despair. Think outside the box and think of the car you dreamed about as a child. Go buy one. Fix it up, or have someone do it for you, and then properly maintain it. No, you don't get the default infotainment packages but you could add them easily enough. It's a buttload of fun. You don't have to go to extremes to do it. I have gone a bit overboard and don't really show much sign of stopping but you don't have to. (I've got a big, giant, garage with my own lift and tools and hire a mechanic to come in on Saturdays when he's not working his regular job. In fact, I have a whole barn full of cars and actually need to build out more storage one of these days.)

      Even a hypercar can be purchased for low-prices (comparatively speaking) if they're not a highly valued car. If you don't set your goals too high then you can almost certainly build out something you love, that is reliable, is enjoyable, and doesn't do any tracking of your movements. Is it economical or environmentally friendly? Yup. Look at the energy and resources required to build a new product. You'll spend more in gasoline, maybe, but you'll make that up by not needing those additional resources to make a new vehicle. You can even do a variety of mods to make them more economical.

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    138. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your right to be a moron doesn't trump my right to not dying because of your stupidity.

      Neither of these things are rights. Just saying.

    139. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an aside, I have been hit by a car. Twice. In neither incident was I the driver of or passenger in a car. "Don't drive" as advice to avoid being hit by a car is pretty useless.

      Perhaps "look both ways when crossing the street" would be better advice for you then.

    140. Re: Snitching devices by kilfarsnar · · Score: 2

      Your car's systems can be instructed to lie, you know; it just doesn't occur to geeks that computers can be told to fake a result.

      Sure it does. I drive a Volkswagen!

      --
      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    141. Re: Snitching devices by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Honestly, the internet is littered with the ramblings of irrelevant paranoid people predicting this or that catastrophe for the past 20 years. No one cares, because you're always wrong.

      Well, of course no one cares about the irrelevant ramblings of paranoid people. But what if one took to the Internet to expose the crimes of the powerful? Do you think they would just be permitted to do so? Have you heard of Gary Webb? How about Thomas Drake and William Binney? Susan Lindauer? When people start talking about things the government is trying to hide they find out just how free their speech really is.

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      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    142. Re:Snitching devices by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      If you use credit/debit cards advertisers already know exactly which stores you shop at, and what time you shop, and what you buy.

      This is why I deal in cash as much as possible.

      --
      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    143. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pre crime detection system: poster too dumb understand comment, likely to be future unemployed robber. Sending police now.

    144. Re:Snitching devices by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      and likely even paid extra for

      every new ford car today has this feature standard. it's safe to say every car after 2017 will have this feature standard.

      The circuitry is there, but you have to pay a monthly fee to have it enabled. This type of feature costs money to operate. They don't give it away for free.

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      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
    145. Re:Snitching devices by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Are you willing to sacrifice freedom to make laws easier enforceable?

      When it comes to cars, absolutely. Your right to swing your fist ends where my face begins, especially when that fist is made of steel, weights a ton or more, and is traveling at a significant fraction of the speed of sound.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    146. Re:Snitching devices by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      It wasn't "her own" life that she hit with her car, so maybe her car SHOULD be reporting this to the authorities.

      Which gives a view of the likely 'required safety equipment' at some point in the not too distant future.

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    147. Re:Snitching devices by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      The article says that in the EU it will be mandatory to be on cars.

    148. Re:Snitching devices by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I love technology - just when it fits. I'm currently rewiring a 1992 boat with radar, a sonar suite that would put a Vietnam era destroyer to shame and a whole bunch of cool sensors. Just that the truck is a truck. And no, the new GMC 2500 frames look just like mine. I personally don't care if they have improved the engine. Mine works just peachy keen.

      Of course, where I live we have 17 miles of roads, top speed of 45 mph, two stoplights (six bars, six churches). YMMV.

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    149. Re:Snitching devices by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      You consented to everything when you signed for a credit/debit card or a bank account. You remember those 3 pages of miceprint? You gave them permission to do whatever they wanted with the data.

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    150. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to take a garden hoe to the face of millenial scum, you suck.

    151. Re:Snitching devices by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      And that's why serious efforts to eliminate cash are underway. In several European countries transactions over 1500 or 3000 Euros are now illegal. Sad but true. Wait a couple years for inflation and loss of purchasing power to turn a coffee into a 1500 Euro purchase and you'll see. Just like that $10,000 limit for crossing the US border, they aren't ever going to move it. 10k used to buy you a luxury car or a fair chunk of a house in the early 70's when that law was passed. Now it won't even buy you a decent European vacation with your soul mate, much less your kids.

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    152. Re: Snitching devices by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Towing capability, 12,200 pounds. Right there in blue on the right. Thanks for proving my point.

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    153. Re: Snitching devices by Dunbal · · Score: 1
      Er, except the previous posts were about - F150...

      Friend of mine bought an F150 with all the bells and whistles. Yup, 50k. What the ever living fuck. It's an F150. Shouldn't that be along the lines of maybe 30k for the high end model?

      So yeah, SOMEONE DID say F150. Thanks for playing.

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    154. Re:Snitching devices by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Nice strawman... not what I said or suggested...

      Do you want the robber caught at all, that would be a better example...

      BTW, unless you've been there, you are just giving an opinion about a hypothetical... I suspect your answer would change if it really happened, most people's do.

    155. Re:Snitching devices by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      And no, the new GMC 2500 frames look just like mine.

      "look" and "are" are two different things... a 15 year old 3/4 ton truck is a mile and a half different from a new one...

      I personally don't care if they have improved the engine. Mine works just peachy keen.

      The irony is that for all the topics about the environment here on Slashdot, you are one of the ones who don't care. :)

      The new engines would be much kinder to the planet.

      Of course, where I live we have 17 miles of roads, top speed of 45 mph, two stoplights (six bars, six churches). YMMV.

      You live on Planet Earth, that is where you live, but I suspect you don't care about anyone else. :)

    156. Re:Snitching devices by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I have been hit by a car. Twice.

      So, did they put the vehicle in reverse for the second hit, or do a donut and come back?

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    157. Re: Snitching devices by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      And if you knew anything about these vehicles, you'd know what the 30k tow reference was too...

      The price difference between a F-150 and a F-350, when both are loaded up, is actually pretty small.

      They aren't the same vehicle made on the same production line, but many people consider the F-150/F-250/F-350 to be the same general F-series family. They are even largely in the same spot on Ford's web site.

    158. Re:Snitching devices by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      What if it was your loved ones in that car that was hit? Do you not care if the cops can catch the criminals?

      What if it was your wife that was raped, would you be in favor of the death penalty for the perp? This is why policy isn't set by victims, nor should it be.

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    159. Re:Snitching devices by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm quite in favor of the death penalty for rapists, but that is not the issue at hand...

      I never said anything about the death penalty, you did. I talked about CATCHING the criminals, not killing them.

      If your wife was raped, would you be in favor of catching the criminal? That is the question.

    160. Re:Snitching devices by khallow · · Score: 1

      To what? A hit and run driver or the police state?

    161. Re:Snitching devices by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I can't enumerate the ways that could be used to collect evidence, so I can't easily specify which I dislike. One traditional manual example that I dislike, however, is coerced confessions.

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    162. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't walk drunk in the middle of the street?

    163. Re:Snitching devices by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      There comes a point when being a Luddite is just too inconvenient even for an luddite...

      Tell me about it. Way too much effort! Bah, I'll just have some robots smash up those looms. I've got games to play dammit!

      --
      Man, you really need that seminar!
    164. Re:Snitching devices by godel_56 · · Score: 1

      No, instead you should be getting checked out for a possible concussion. That is why you purchased this safety feature.

      Who said they deliberately purchased it? Like many of the embedded "smart things" such as smart TVs and smart fridges eventually every damn thing will have it whether you want it or not, and it will be a crime to disable it.

      From TFA:

      The EU earlier this year passed legislation that means all new cars sold in Europe from March 2018 will have to be fitted with a system called eCall, which works in a similar way to Ford’s Emergency Assistance technology.

      Yet another way for the government to monitor and track you, and what's the bet that audio monitoring can't be switched on remotely and silently if the government decides it's useful?

    165. Re:Snitching devices by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      I doubt the driver agreed to anything. I'm sure it was buried in some EULA. This doesn't change the reality of user-hostility billed as convenience or safety, especially if there's no choice to permanently shut it off or opt out.

      While it's hard to sympathize in this case, I do not want to live in a world where owner-hostile behavior is built into consumer products. The real danger is when it is mandated by politicians beating the safety drum or included by default as a feature with no permanent opt out.

    166. Re:Snitching devices by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Everything in life is a trade off. I want the power to decide. I don't want it decided for me by insurance companies or the state.

    167. Re:Snitching devices by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Who said they deliberately purchased it?

      Services that require a human operator require a monthly subscription charge.

      Yet another way for the government to monitor and track you, and what's the bet that audio monitoring can't be switched on remotely and silently if the government decides it's useful?

      Every generation of cars has more connectivity. You don't have freedom in your car to begin with. You never have. If you want to fight against encroaching freedoms, more power to you, but show some responsibility. In this case you're fighting against an important safety feature.

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    168. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off with your victim blaming bullshit.

    169. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fimwit, do you think the insurance companies report the accident to the DMV?

    170. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obituary reads, "turned off life saving feature days before his death". -karma

    171. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coerced? You say that like the car enabled the door locks and drove to the police station without stopping.

    172. Re: Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your use of "snitching" applies so. Substitute "accident" and you'd have a point.

    173. Re:Snitching devices by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      It is well known that when estimating the frequency of certain kinds of events, humans actually estimate the ease of recall of this kinds of events and not the actual frequency of them. So while it is true that witnessing these events changes one's perception, that is the incorrect perception.

      The correct perception can only be guaged from statistics, not through an appeal to emotions which are known to lower the accuracy of perception. So, where is the argument devoid of emotion?

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    174. Re:Snitching devices by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Are there a significant number of hobbyists in this position? I'm skeptical of the idea that you can have an enjoyable hobby designing and building electronic circuits for things without designing your own circuits.

      --
      Can you be Even More Awesome?!
    175. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually no, if you pair your phone to a Ford Sync system over bluetooth, the 911 assist feature is automatically enabled and is opt-out. If you do turn it off, you hear an audible nagging warning message every time you start the vehicle and your phone reconnects. The warning can be further disabled to visible-only, but it still mutes the audio for 10 seconds while the message is displayed. It cannot be completely disabled unless you unpair your phone from Sync. It's rather annoying and I use an audio cable instead of bluetooth because of this.

    176. Re:Snitching devices by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      While that is true, it really doesn't apply in any respect...

      The frequency of such an event happening has nothing to do with wanting to catch the person responsible for doing it...

    177. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reporting an accident to a vehicle to the DMV != calling 911/reporting to police.

      http://www.dmv.org/ca-california/accident-guide/
      It does not say anything about having to involve the police.
      This is what you agree to when you use your license to drive (in CA).

      The mistake this lady made is she hit-and-ran, so that's when the police definitely would get involved (though not by her own choice obviously).

    178. Re: Snitching devices by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Well, of course no one cares about the irrelevant ramblings of paranoid people. But what if one took to the Internet to expose the crimes of the powerful? Do you think they would just be permitted to do so? Have you heard of Gary Webb? How about Thomas Drake and William Binney? Susan Lindauer? When people start talking about things the government is trying to hide they find out just how free their speech really is.

      Fair enough. So, have the Men in Black visited you yet? Do you think they will? Or, perhaps, will the powerful sleep their nights peacefully, safe in the knowledge that you're busy fighting windmills?

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    179. Re: Snitching devices by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Well, of course no one cares about the irrelevant ramblings of paranoid people. But what if one took to the Internet to expose the crimes of the powerful? Do you think they would just be permitted to do so? Have you heard of Gary Webb? How about Thomas Drake and William Binney? Susan Lindauer? When people start talking about things the government is trying to hide they find out just how free their speech really is.

      Fair enough. So, have the Men in Black visited you yet? Do you think they will? Or, perhaps, will the powerful sleep their nights peacefully, safe in the knowledge that you're busy fighting windmills?

      I see. So you don't know who those people are.

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    180. Re:Snitching devices by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      When the cost of some ways of catching the culprit is privacy of everyone, frequency becomes very important.

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    181. Re: Snitching devices by tibit · · Score: 1

      It's just being wrong.

      The effects are identical whether you are wrong or lie, so from the POV of the defendant it's a moot point. To them, it's all lies no matter whether they were motivated as such or not. Let's not belittle being wrong as "just" being wrong when people's livelihoods are at stake. Your way of thinking about it is a big contributor to the brokenness of the justice system.

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    182. Re: Snitching devices by tibit · · Score: 1

      How would you punish the computer?

      You don't. You punish the corporation who screwed up the software.

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    183. Re:Snitching devices by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      While that is a fair point, this is not a government mandated system installed in secret in all cars.

      This is a consumer selected option in a car that they knew about.

      Further, when you drive on public roads, you have to accept that you are not the only person in the world.

      As to your point, when it comes to your home, I would tend to lean far more in your direction. A person should be, more or less, secure in their home.

      But there are exceptions there too, such as child abuse. CPS may not be perfect, but they exist for a reason.

    184. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't these devices give the user a 3 second cancel option before they report them to the police?
      Why should a dispatcher be able to cold call a person in a car and interrogate them like that?
      Why should that dispatcher be able to received details of their driving, location etc. reported by THEIR car AGAINST the owners wishes?

      Because it's part of the Ford Emergency Assist feature, which she would have been told about and agreed to use when she bought the car. Furthermore, there's already a 10-second cancel option built in.

      At what point was the OWNER consulted by their CAR on this?

      When she signed up for the Emergency Assist program.

      How many other devices should report their owners to authorities? Taking it to extremes should your fridge report your eating habits to your health insurance company? But what if it might save you from a heart attack? It's all fine till you lose a loved one!

      If you sign up for those programs on those devices, sure. Otherwise, they shouldn't and don't.

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    185. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      When you purchased a feature that detects accidents, has a 10-second delay period built in where you can cancel, and you are in an accident? Sure, a 911 dispatcher should talk to you. You can tell them what happened and that's that. If you don't want them to call you when they detect an accident, don't sign up for the feature.

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    186. Re: Snitching devices by HiThere · · Score: 1

      One of the traditional ways of coercing confessions is popularly known as "the third degree". There are others.

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    187. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A car collision is a circumstance that requires reporting nearly 100% of the time. This is what you agree to when you use your license to drive. Not something that started today.

      Not where I live. I'm only obligated to call the police if there's been injury to a person.

      Exactly. The first time I was in an accident, no injuries involved, both drivers present and cooperative, I called the police. I was a kid and didn't know any better: this wasn't something covered on the driving test or in the driving classes. Probably an oversight on their part, not that anybody expects government to get stuff right.

      The police operator instructed me to handle it privately, which we did.

      I imagine this is probably pretty standard for these situations. For that matter, one could make a strong argument that any law to the contrary (at least in the USA) is an illegal law, violating fundamental rights arising the under 9th Amendment.

    188. Re:Snitching devices by x_t0ken_407 · · Score: 1

      Commenting to undo down-mod -__-

    189. Re:Snitching devices by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      That is irrelevant. My point is that having seen an event, or knowing the victims does not entitle someone to a better opinion on these matters. Only statistics and analysis with a cool head can. Your sensationalism is not helping.

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    190. Re:Snitching devices by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Then your police are corrupt and need to be fired immediately, and possibly jailed.

    191. Re:Snitching devices by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Audio monitoring? You are not thinking deeply enough. They can take full control of your car if they want. This isn't tinfoil hat shit either, it has been proven that many cars, if not all, that have cellular connections can be remotely hacked and the hacker can take full control over the vehicle. The audio monitoring is a given.

    192. Re: Snitching devices by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      So, can we send the corporation to Texas for execution?

    193. Re:Snitching devices by malditaenvidia · · Score: 1

      Nothing to hide, nothing to fear, am I right?

    194. Re:Snitching devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't be surprised in the future if the government mandated that such devices be installed on ALL vehicles sold in the United States and drivers will not be able to opt-out. In the past, Tire-pressure-sensors were optional and now they are mandated even though they really don't prevent tire failures as they claim to. In fact, the press release from the White House on the Tread Act that mandated TPMS on all new cars emphasized how much gas is wasted by low tire pressure and stated that the TPMS system *MIGHT* prevent an accident caused by tire failure but the primary benefit is better gas mileage and better fuel economy. TPMS systems can also be a royal pain when a tire store tries to tell you that you need new sensors and you will have to eventually have a professional do a simple task such as rotating your tires that you use to be able to do yourself if you chose to. I can see the government seeing the "benefits" of mandating snitching systems in all cars. When you buy new tires you may need to buy new transmitters and a transmitter can easily be damaged from wear and tear and when a tire goes flat. They can tell customers that a car snitching system will protect them in car jackings and result in faster response times to accidents but the real reason is to catch people for more traffic violations. Such a law would be supported by police agencies since they would make even more money from a car snitching on someone who is speeding or running red lights. Eventually states will figure out that they can charge a tax on the miles you drive as a source of revenue and a way to enforce pollution laws and make people who choose not to use mass transit or drive more pay a sin tax. Most states don't require you to report an accident to police if it is lesser than an amount of $500 and nobody was injured.

    195. Re:Snitching devices by anti-disney · · Score: 1

      Just wait until the devices report your location and after you go to a bar with friends and the system contacts the dispatch center that you were at a bar and may be drunk. The operator asks "How much have you had to drink?" you tell the operator that you're a designated driver and the person at the dispatch center decides you are a liar and calls your local police. You get pulled over and because this person claims he/she believes you are intoxicated, the officer uses the statement from the operator as evidence that you have been drinking and you are arrested for suspicion of drunk driving. Another scenario, you are driving along and avoid hitting a deer and the sensors detect the changes in motion. The dispatcher calls you to ask what happened and you tell the dispatcher that you just avoided a deer. The dispatcher tells you that this will not trigger the sensors and calls your local police. You then have to explain to a police officer that you didn't crash into a deer or another car and didn't leave the scene of an accident. This is an assumption the dispatcher made after your car called to report a possible accident. Such a device would be handy to investigate crimes with the location information. Suppose there was a hit and run accident and the police pulled up GPS information and found your car was in this particular area. You are interviewed by police and they decide since your car was the only car in this area that you are the prime suspect and because you voluntarily gave out GPS information, you are the one who gets arrested for leaving the scene of the accident because you have unexplained damage to your vehicle such as you were hit in a parking a month ago but since the damage was minor you didn't file a police report and you just happened to be in the area where this happened. The person who did leave the scene gets away since the police are convinced you are their hit and run suspect.

    196. Re:Snitching devices by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Do you still take your smartphone into your car?

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    197. Re: Snitching devices by tibit · · Score: 1

      Would be nice, I guess?

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    198. Re:Snitching devices by nobodie · · Score: 1

      No, not "insightful," just overblown. Use reality instead of hyperbole.
      I lived for a couple of years where I could only drive once or twice a week, mostly on dirt roads with 0 traffic. The only time it was a problem was when I hit a deer, then I dragged the deer off the road and performed a hit and run. (really, that is what it was, but I knew the local constabulary would not appreciate being called out into the boonies because I hit a deer.) Even the insurance company agreed that it was the right thing to do.
      And I totally agree with your conclusion, but might also add: "don't drive in a way that might cause an accident that you feel you need to run away from."

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  3. App apper who apped apps gets apped! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apps!

    1. Re:App apper who apped apps gets apped! by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 1

      Oddly relevant, but I don't think you're the actual apps guy! What does the cow guy have to say about this?

    2. Re:App apper who apped apps gets apped! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moooo!

    3. Re:App apper who apped apps gets apped! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It was mooooving violation! You cows! You all cows! You FINE CORINTHIAN LEATHER cows!

    4. Re:App apper who apped apps gets apped! by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      This brings us to the Gattica Premise: Do we want to live in a world where our tools could report us to the Government because our DNA doesn't fit a certain profile? It might be a safer world if our things tell authorities its user is a serial killer. But go from that to the fact that we carry the polio gene, or cancer genes, or who knows what else. These questions are rapidly approaching.

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    5. Re:App apper who apped apps gets apped! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like we have a choice. The world will be exactly as the Ruling Elite wants it to be. As the value of we have-nots plummets to nothing and into the negative as far as the One Percenters are concerned, our supposed "ability" to steer things is revealed to be a sham. A grim future awaits those not in the Uppermost Tier in the form of poverty, starvation and, ultimately, the mass graves.

    6. Re:App apper who apped apps gets apped! by omnichad · · Score: 1

      GATTACA (not Gattica). The name of the movie is composed entirely out of nucleotide symbols.

  4. Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a list of reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things:

    1) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I sleep.

    2) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I pee.

    3) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I make kaka.

    4) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I pleasure myself.

    5) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I wash my body in the shower.

    6) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I relax in the tub.

    7) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I brush my teeth.

    8) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I make passionate love to my wife.

    9) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I brush my hair.

    10) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I read a book.

    11) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I read Slashdot.

    12) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I bake cake.

    13) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I put in my contact lenses.

    14) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I get ready to play golf.

    15) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I do my laundry.

    16) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I think about rugby.

    17) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I tie my shoes.

    18) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I celebrate the 4th of July.

    19) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I water my flowers.

    20) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I eat ham.

    21) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I use my stapler to staple documents.

    22) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I chew bubble gum.

    23) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I check the oil in my car.

    24) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I look for my TV remote.

    25) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I blow my nose.

    26) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I rearrange my stamp collection.

    27) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I listen to the Backstreet Boys.

    28) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I do my calisthenics.

    29) Internet of Things devices could watch me while I search for a paper clip.

    30) Internet of Things devices could send information about me to advertisers.

    31) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I sleep.

    32) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I pee.

    33) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I make kaka.

    34) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I pleasure myself.

    35) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I wash my body in the shower.

    36) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I relax in the tub.

    37) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I brush my teeth.

    38) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I make passionate love to my wife.

    39) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I brush my hair.

    40) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I read a book.

    41) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I read Slashdot.

    42) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I bake cake.

    43) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly coll

  5. Incrementalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long until there are sensors for smoking, drinking(in general), not having both hands on the wheel, talking to passengers?
    Sure cars being able to tell when and where you crashed are good, but reporting should be limited to crashes only. Nobody needs to be called if I turn my radio up or if I flip the bird at random.
    And I should mention, this prevented no accident. This is the best this system can do, catch a hit and run. Just 1 situation where this helps. Unless you drove off a small cliff and nobody saw.

    1. Re:Incrementalism by Sowelu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's also pretty helpful if you wrap your car around a tree and are too busy bleeding out to call for an ambulance.

    2. Re:Incrementalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably a decent chance that the call-home device is smashed beyond function at that point as well.

      Or do all kinds of alerts go off if it even stops reporting to the mothership? You know, to make sure someone doesn't disable it...

    3. Re:Incrementalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      It's also pretty helpful if you wrap your car around a tree and are too busy bleeding out to call for an ambulance.

      You are probably going to think that this is absurd but, I would rather die than be monitored 24/7. I even hate the "emergency dialer" on my god damned lock screen. If it's my time, it's my time. Stop making decisions for me. I am an adult. Fuck off with your "for my own good" shit.

    4. Re:Incrementalism by newcastlejon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are probably going to think that this is absurd but, I would rather die than be monitored 24/7.

      Yes I do if by "monitored 24/7" you mean "my car calls an ambulance if it looks like I've crashed". I would think your loving family, assuming you have one, might also agree.

      I even hate the "emergency dialer" on my god damned lock screen.

      That's there so anyone can use any phone to call emergency services even if the owner happens to be incapacitated. How could you possibly think that's a bad thing?

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    5. Re:Incrementalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is my exact argument. We've been pushed this idea of being fearful of death, whether it be 'Terrorist Attacks' or the grime at the bottom of your sink.

      If I'm gonna die in a gruesome car accident, so be it - I don't need my car dialing the cops each time I back into the neighbour's trash bin.

    6. Re:Incrementalism by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If you get a car new enough to dial the cops when you idiotically back into something, it should also be new enough to have a rearview camera. With one of those, you have to be really brain-dead to back into anything. There's a good reason rearview cameras will be mandatory starting 2018.

    7. Re:Incrementalism by rockout · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because he's an idiot.

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    8. Re:Incrementalism by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I don't need my car dialing the cops each time I back into the neighbour's trash bin.

      Wait, are you the sonofabitch who dented up my trash cans? Maybe you should duct tape your side view mirrors back on. There's one hanging off my fence right now.

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    9. Re:Incrementalism by meglon · · Score: 2

      Well, considering you've been monitored 24/7 since a few months after 9/11... you're only two options at this point are to kill yourself now, or keep being a hypocrite. Sucks to be you.

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    10. Re:Incrementalism by Cramer · · Score: 2

      Highly unlikely. If you *do* manage to generate a crash sufficient to destroy the "black box", you will almost certainly be dead.

    11. Re:Incrementalism by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      That's there so anyone can use any phone to call emergency services even if the owner happens to be incapacitated. How could you possibly think that's a bad thing?

      Emergency dialers just end up pocket dialing emergency services for no practical benefit. A decade ago I would have seen the point of emergency dialers realistically today everyone either has their own cell phone or they know how to use the one that is available. While there is no doubt one can conjure up a scenario where this does not hold you would have to try really hard to do so.

    12. Re:Incrementalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emergency dialers are usually accessible without unlocking the phone, so there's that.

    13. Re:Incrementalism by N1AK · · Score: 1

      While there is no doubt one can conjure up a scenario where this does not hold you would have to try really hard to do so.

      Whereas I would have thought you'd have to have a monumentally poor imagination not to be able to come up with a half dozen or more.

    14. Re:Incrementalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's there so anyone can use any phone to call emergency services even if the owner happens to be incapacitated. How could you possibly think that's a bad thing?

      Emergency dialers just end up pocket dialing emergency services for no practical benefit. A decade ago I would have seen the point of emergency dialers realistically today everyone either has their own cell phone or they know how to use the one that is available. While there is no doubt one can conjure up a scenario where this does not hold you would have to try really hard to do so.

      Care to tell me how "they" know everyone else's unlock code/fingerprint/retina scan?

      No shit we all know how to use a cell phone. The emergency dialer option is there for the "practical benefit" of being able to use ANY cell phone in the scenario of any emergency where the one cell phone you can use is unavailable.

    15. Re:Incrementalism by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Alright, suppose there's a dialog coming up: systems have detected an accident and will call for help in 15 seconds. Press CANCEL to abort the call.

    16. Re:Incrementalism by Kludge · · Score: 1

      so anyone can use any phone to call emergency services even if the owner happens to be incapacitated. How could you possibly think that's a bad thing?

      The GP did not say it was a bad thing. It is however, really annoying having an extra button there to accidentally hit.
      Perhaps we should put emergency buttons everywhere! One on every wall of every room of my house! Oh my God! How was mankind able to survive for millions of years without emergency call buttons on their cell phones????

    17. Re:Incrementalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear WaffleMonster,

      My son ( and many other children under the age of 12 ) do not have a cell phones but most know how to dial 911 ..... on phones that have an emergency dialer screen.

      That scenario took me longer to type up than it took to pop into my head ... oh and no my son does not know my wife's nor his grammy's nor my unlock pattern but I can trust him to dial 911 if something does go really really bad.

      PS I know a young boy who dialed 911 on his grandfather's phone after grandpa sat down on a park bench and would not respond. Yes he could have ran the length of two football fields to get to other adults but the emergency dialer worked real well in that situation.

    18. Re:Incrementalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That emergency dialer feature you're talking about is how a random person can "know how to use the one that is available" to make an emergency call.

    19. Re:Incrementalism by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      My son ( and many other children under the age of 12 ) do not have a cell phones but most know how to dial 911 ..... on phones that have an emergency dialer screen.

      That scenario took me longer to type up than it took to pop into my head ... oh and no my son does not know my wife's nor his grammy's nor my unlock pattern but I can trust him to dial 911 if something does go really really bad.

      Seriously your own children don't know how to use your cell phone?

      That scenario took me longer to type up than it took to pop into my head ...

      It makes no sense.

      oh and no my son does not know my wife's nor his grammy's nor my unlock pattern but I can trust him to dial 911 if something does go really really bad.

      Next your going to tell me you have a land line and he uses that to call people?

    20. Re:Incrementalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you have a literally insane concept of "monitored 24/7" if you think a car making an automated 911 call if it senses a serious accident meets that criteria.

    21. Re: Incrementalism by rockout · · Score: 1

      I served 8 years in my nation's armed forces, asshole. Not that you're reading this, but I wanted to illustrate for anyone else who might be: those who talk about "the freedom that some of us are willing to fight for" never fought for fucking anything. Because I don't know a single person I served with that would ever utter that stupid cliche. We all know better.

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    22. Re:Incrementalism by hattig · · Score: 1

      This system isn't monitoring you 24/7. It detects accidents, presumably via a set of rules, and only when they are triggered does this system kick in.

      IME most adults are just overgrown children who don't know what's best for them (and good for them being like that!) and they make terrible decisions.

      And this system either is for your own good (you crashed and are 'bleeding out'), or for society's good (you hit someone/thing, and they need help ; no point running from the scene because you know this will happen).

      Note that many cars will keep a history of your driving, replayable, in case you have an accident. Many people choose to install car cams that do the same, out of their own choice, because it actually protects them in the case of disputes.

  6. Implicit trust in The Car vs. the human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The dispatcher sounds millenial.

    1. Re:Implicit trust in The Car vs. the human by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Not really. The dispatcher sounds like they have been on the job for more than a few weeks, and knows that people lie when they call quite often, while computer systems never do that. Sure, both can make mistakes. But only one is actually likely to be lying. Also, it is called erring on the side of caution. You should try it next time.

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    2. Re:Implicit trust in The Car vs. the human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never spoken to a human, have you?

    3. Re:Implicit trust in The Car vs. the human by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Not really. The dispatcher sounds like they have been on the job for more than a few weeks, and knows that people lie when they call quite often, while computer systems never do that. Sure, both can make mistakes. But only one is actually likely to be lying. Also, it is called erring on the side of caution. You should try it next time.

      So as more and more of our lives are automated, you want me to be more welcome to the idea of erring on the side of gullible?

      A perfect example would be automated traffic camera ticketing systems (red light cameras). We all thought those were installed for "safety". Half a dozen cities were caught illegally tampering with the timing of yellow lights which are programmed and delayed based on the speed limit for safety. Essentially computers were "lying" and issuing red-light tickets via automated systems due to yellow lights times being shorter than they legally should have been. On top of that, this was also likely causing people who wanted to avoid a ticket to try and come to a stop very quickly, which likely caused accidents to happen when trying to brake for yellow lights programmed illegally and unsafely.

      Essentially a "safety" device was not only caught "lying", but it also made certain situations even more dangerous.

      Computers can "lie" because humans still program them. And as more of our lives are automated in a society hell-bent on capitalistic greed, it may happen more often than you think.

    4. Re:Implicit trust in The Car vs. the human by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "So as more and more of our lives are automated, you want me to be more welcome to the idea of erring on the side of gullible?"

      I simply expect that you, a clearly highly intelligent and technical person because you read Slashdot (I miss the 90's) who knows that people are more likely to lie than systems, not to be an idiot. My expectations have been shattered, BTW. You are acting as though a person sits in jail based solely on the information from the vehicle. Stop being a douchebag. If this was a false positive it isn't the doomsday scenario to which you allude. The fact that there was no accident and no victim would have cleared the driver before they were ever even contacted by the police if it was a false positive. To hear you tell it the system could somehow be a detriment to society. Can you give an example?

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    5. Re:Implicit trust in The Car vs. the human by geekmux · · Score: 1

      "So as more and more of our lives are automated, you want me to be more welcome to the idea of erring on the side of gullible?"

      I simply expect that you, a clearly highly intelligent and technical person because you read Slashdot (I miss the 90's) who knows that people are more likely to lie than systems, not to be an idiot. My expectations have been shattered, BTW. You are acting as though a person sits in jail based solely on the information from the vehicle. Stop being a douchebag. If this was a false positive it isn't the doomsday scenario to which you allude. The fact that there was no accident and no victim would have cleared the driver before they were ever even contacted by the police if it was a false positive. To hear you tell it the system could somehow be a detriment to society. Can you give an example?

      I just gave you an example of automation being a detriment (downright dangerous) in society with the manipulation of traffic camera lights. And from a "safety" program to boot.

      Want another more specific example? OK, how about when automobile insurance companies simply start taking the computer's word for it, and before you even make it 100 yards past a false positive reading, your insurance rates have already been adjusted due to an "accident" you were involved in. Don't worry though, it'll only take you a policemans report stating there was no accident, a doctors report showing no injuries from the imaginary accident, and some form of Federal approval waiving the "inherent authority" or whatever the hell they'll define in the future to make a computer's word absolute, all in order to fight an automated system designed to maximize revenue. The refunds should only take 6-12 months, tops.

      Oh wow! You got one of those new IoT pacemakers?!? Cool, did you know those things have their own website? Yeah, they tie right into your Obamacare program really easy with this FREE app!

      Your future awaits. Don't worry though, I'm certain greed and corruption will be extinct by then.

    6. Re:Implicit trust in The Car vs. the human by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      You can't even quote without being disingenuous. Off you go now little douchebag ...

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    7. Re:Implicit trust in The Car vs. the human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are one phenomenally stupid fuckhead

  7. I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    On one hand the idea that something that belongs to you handing you over to the authorities is distasteful. On the other hand hit-and-run drivers really suck; one of my college buddies was killed hit by one of them and left to die in ditch. He was just 29.

    Driving is one of those things where your actions can affect others so severely that you have to accept that they're regulated; but this shouldn't be something that just happens because law enforcement suddenly discovers it can. We should, as a society, decide that this is something we are willing to accept and mandatory.

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    1. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      How about all guns automatically send a report when they were fired?

    2. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, just when they are aimed at a human being when fired.

    3. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 2

      I don't know. Oddly, I'm tempted to go with authoritarianism over this. I am a CDL holder. I've driven vehicles from two wheelers to eighteen wheelers.

      Deaths in vehicle collisions are iirc the number one killer in the USA. I don't think 90% of operator license holders should have those licenses. We should focus on mass transit and city architectures that make owning a massive metal missile unnecessary.

      I also know someone who was injured in a pedestrian-vehicle collision. Thankfully, not fatally. Yet it took him a civil lawsuit to even attempt to get money to treat his injuries.

      I'm sorry about your buddy. Somehow, I don't mind a vehicle that will radio in when it experiences anomalous conditions. Piloting one of these things is an awesome responsibility. If I royally screwed up while driving 40,000 tons of water (almost did once), I'd want the authorities to be informed immediately, even if I had to face jail time.

    4. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a society that respects liberty and accepts reality? Want to drive? Accept the risk you'll be killed by a hit and run. If not, don't drive. Everyone will be more careful once they realize the medical system can't repair broken backs, nor can they afford it without mandatory insurance anyway. The only thing that mandatory insurance grants is a hug box for idiot soccer moms.

    5. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Those who want to fire in secret would simply disable the transmitter anyway.

    6. Re: I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can get killed in a hit and run and never have been in a car. Your argument falls apart.

    7. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by KingBozo · · Score: 1

      What kind of vehicle can you drive around with 40,000 tons or 80 Million LBS of water. I don't think they allow that size load on any roads in the states, and yes the vehicle should call the authorities on you for doing that.

    8. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a society that respects liberty and accepts reality?

      Nobody wants to accept reality and liberty is something people take for granted. That's why they're so eager to give it up. Like free web services that spy on them and a government that has backdoor access to all of it. By the time they realize it was a bad idea, it's way too late. The really bad part is that their decisions affect me, which is why I hate them.

    9. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      40,000 tons of water? That's a lot, almost the displacement of an Iowa-class battleship.

    10. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      This has to be the most ignorant post of all time. Pedestrians, some of whom have never had a driver's license, are killed in hit and run accidents every day.

      Accept the risk you'll be killed by a hit and run. If not, don't drive.

      By your logic one should not walk without a license if one does not want to get killed in a hit and run.

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    11. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not every day you see something the size of around 1/2 an aircraft carrier driving down the road. Few of these might be able to it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crawler-transporter.

    12. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On one hand the idea that something that belongs to you handing you over to the authorities is distasteful.

      And if the car "knew" the driver committed a crime, that would be of concern. But it didn't. As far as the car could tell it hit something big, and that means the driver could be injured, and maybe they're unable to get help on their own. It's a safety mechanism that happened to have a secondary effect.

    13. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh, I know, I know. Let's make it illegal to disable the transmitter. Then nobody can do it without breaking the law! That's gonna keep people from murdering others.

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    14. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't stop terrorists. They would get guns that don't do this.
      It wouldn't stop school-shooters, they always plan on suicide after the event, so being outed wouldn't deter them at all.
      It wouldn't stop abuses by military or police, who absolutely would find a loophole to not have this required of their guns.
      It wouldn't stop most premeditated murders, even if the feature wasn't disabled, because they ditch the guns after the deed is done, in order to avoid having it linked to them.

      All it would do, possibly, is allow for slightly quicker response in some circumstances. And it would cost a lot and be unreliable.

      Sounds like a bad idea to me, from the kind of person who oversimplifies problems to solve them.

    15. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by bobbied · · Score: 1

      That's going to be a LOT of E-mail from that semi-auto rifle we take to the range to play Rambo with. You can shoot a lot of rounds with one of those even if it's not fully-automatic.... Then there is the whole "wrap the transmitter in tinfoil" thing....

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    16. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not going to keep people from murdering others with a gun, but it would allow prosecutors to charge them with a second crime: murder and illegal modification to a gun.

    17. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by sandbagger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Driving is one of those things where your actions can affect others so severely that you have to accept that they're regulated

      Thank God that doesn't apply to firearms.

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    18. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      That's going to be a LOT of E-mail from that semi-auto rifle we take to the range to play Rambo with.

      If you really wanted to play Rambo, you should probably find some people to shoot back at you. I'll bet the local Army recruiter could help you with that.

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    19. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On one hand the idea that something that belongs to you handing you over to the authorities is distasteful.

      The car called a dispatcher. THEY snitched to the authorities because it smelled fishy. Home security systems don't even call the police directly.

      The police won't do anything for a report like that unless an actual accident was reported. If there was in fact a hit-and-run, they'd have a good lead. I don't see the harm in any of this.

    20. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 1

      Hehe, I got my units wrong. 40 tons. I thought I'd made a typo. Lol.

    21. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Or a Quran that would call the FBI when its reader has read it and decides to go out for his/her next act of Jihad

    22. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure this attitude makes too much sense.

      The only reason we find this sort of thing acceptable is because someone got hurt. If it were any other kind of circumstance everyone would be pissed. I mean, if the care called the cops because you were 20 kph over the posted speed limit, would you still feel the same way?

    23. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by meglon · · Score: 0

      That's the problem with most of these people who want to "play" Rambo with their "compensating for a small penis" toys.... they're usually too big of cowards to actually step up and serve.

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    24. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by meglon · · Score: 2

      Or a Bible, as we have many more of those kinds of terrorists in the US.

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    25. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by meglon · · Score: 1

      How about a society that respects liberty and accepts reality? Want to drive?

      How about: Want the PRIVILEGE to drive (as it's not a RIGHT)? Then you're monitored every fucking second so you don't fuck up and hurt someone else. Don't want to be careful, don't fucking drive. Seriously, this libertarian type bullshit used as an excuse to kill people is just fucking idiotic. Anyone who actually believes that fucked in the head crap should have themselves committed so they're not such a blight on humanity. It gives real libertarians a bad fucking image.

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    26. Re: I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if i drive over you and your whole family on purpose it's their fault? if you insist! Don't forget you can't prove intent.

    27. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      How about: Want the PRIVILEGE to drive (as it's not a RIGHT)?

      The difference between privilege and rights are purely subjective.

      The UN believes Internet access is a right. Our exalted king believes life itself is a privilege.

      Then you're monitored every fucking second so you don't fuck up and hurt someone else.

      Feel free to move to a country more aligned with your "values".

    28. Re: I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you would. You wouldnt step up and serve yourself. You would probaby piss yourself riding I'm the back of a humvee doing 50 on a dirt road at 3 am in blackout conditions. There are no seatbelts twinkle toes...

    29. Re: I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be a right.
      Maybe your current car should flag you as socialist and have the conservative authorities come place you in a prison where you are completely safe and can live a very long life.

    30. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you've ever stopped with a modified gun, it would remove you off the streets.

      Enough of those, and it would be pretty stupid to simply walk around with a modified gun. (e.g. random search policy within NYC... [puts folks away for 1 year just for *having* a gun on them]... yah, it sucks, but two decades ago there was far more guns carried around by folks in NYC than there are today).

      In other words, it *does* prevent crime, by getting dangerous folks off the street [for a "minor" crime] in the first place.

    31. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Afty0r · · Score: 1

      On one hand the idea that something that belongs to you handing you over to the authorities is distasteful

      I cannot possibly start to comprehend this logic. Should a picture taken on a paedophiles camera not be admissible as evidence because he owned the camera? Should the police not be allowed to arrest you because, as a taxpayer, you pay their wages...?

    32. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because anyone would give half a shit about modifying a gun when they plan to KILL someone.

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    33. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by yes-but-no · · Score: 1

      On one hand the idea that something that belongs to you handing you over to the authorities is distasteful. On the other hand hit-and-run drivers really suck; one of my college buddies was killed hit by one of them and left to die in ditch. He was just 29.

      The hit-and-run guy did not wish your friend die either; it's just that he doesn't want to get caught. He didn't call paramedics because he did not have a way to do this anonymously. As a society, probably we should provide a way to do this. [not easy; but I think technologically feasible - "SOS at x,y" -- source can't be revealed]

    34. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the problem with most of these people who want to "play" Rambo with their "compensating for a small penis" toys.... they're usually too big of cowards to actually step up and serve.

      Maybe some people want to shoot guns without shooting people? Shocking, I know.

    35. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Has a religiously-motivated Muslim killed any Americans, on American soil, since 9/11?

      A religiously-motivated Christian shot up a Planned Parenthood place, what, a week ago?

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    36. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Admiral_Grinder · · Score: 1

      "...did not wish your friend die either..."

      No, he just merely guaranteed it. Given the lack of prosecution in this country concerning traffic crashes, he would have had a small fine at most. If he used the magic words "I didn't see him" then they would have let him go "no harm intended, no foul" right on the spot.

      "... he doesn't want to get caught..."

      No, he just didn't want to be late going to the watering hole to catch the game with his friends. "How dare he get in MY way, and slow ME down. I only live a mile away."

    37. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Plenty. Just off the top of my head, San Bernardino, Chattanooga, Boston Marathon, Ft Dix, Ft Hood, Salt Lake mall, UNC Chappell Hill, Seattle Jewish center, those are the ones I remember at the moment. Many more that skip my memory. But check out thereligionofpeace.com if you want a more complete list

    38. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      "We should, as a society, decide that this is something we are willing to accept and mandatory."

      The same thing could be said for any law that invades privacy in the name of safety.

      Be careful what you wish for.

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    39. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation?

    40. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not disagreeing with your comment. However, you did not recall correctly the number one killer in the USA:

      1. Heart disease
      2. Cancer (malignant neoplasms)
      3. Chronic lower respiratory disease
      4. Accidents (unintentional injuries)

      So vehicle collisions fall under number 4, however that also includes other types of accidents.

    41. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who actually believes that fucked in the head crap should have themselves committed so they're not such a blight on humanity. It gives real libertarians a bad fucking image.

      A boot-sucking statist, ladies and gentlemen.

      Disagree? Off to the psikuska.

    42. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      The difference between privilege and rights are purely subjective. ... The UN believes Internet access is a right. Our exalted king believes life itself is a privilege.

      They can believe what they want; that doesn't change the definition. A privilege is something which someone else grants to you. It exists by their will and sufferance. A right is inherently yours, and not dependent on anyone else's consent or approval.

      If someone else has to take action for the "right" to be upheld (e.g. Internet service, which someone else would have to provide), it's not a right. Real rights come about due to reciprocation: if you take action which infringes on what someone else considers their right, you have no cause to complain when they (or their representative(s)) take the same action toward you. You can't simultaneously claim that something isn't a right (by violating it) and that it is a right (by claiming protection for yourself). If you murder someone, for example, then you have no cause to complain should your victim's appointed representative sentence you to death in return. The same goes for theft, or any other violation of one's property rights; however, the response has to be proportional to the original offense.

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    43. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Five times as many killed by christian or rightwing terrorists (the rightwing tend to be much more christian) as muslim ones.

    44. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Not the same thing. If your camera emailed those photos directly to the police on your behalf, that would be something closer to compare with.

    45. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      That's the problem with most of these people who want to "play" Rambo with their "compensating for a small penis" toys.... they're usually too big of cowards to actually step up and serve.

      I assume you are posting from a base in Afganistan?? No? ... 8-P

    46. Re:I'm kind of ambivalent about this. by hattig · · Score: 1

      one of my college buddies was killed hit by one of them and left to die in ditch.

      And this feature would have sent the GPS coordinates of the collision to the authorities who could have gone to help and not "left to die in ditch".

      Assuming the hit and run driver was suspicious in the check-up call, anyway.

      In Britain the number of speed bumps and potholes would make this feature worthless, unfortunately. Although I'm guessing it also monitors bumper hits as well as sudden slowdowns and other behaviour indicative of an accident. I don't know what data gets sent to the operator, but if it is something like "bumper hit something at 50mph" then there's probably reasonable suspicion to override whatever the drive says anyway.

      The article indicates that there are checks and balances on the system so it isn't usable for tracking purposes. Officially. Police can't search a database looking for cars within a geographic area at a certain time, as that database doesn't exist.

  8. First step towards solving a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    STOP DIGGING YOURSELF A DEEPER HOLE.

    In no particular order: Stop lying, stop fleeing the scene of an accident, don't attempt to talk the computer out of what it has recorded ... JESUS CHRIST HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS HAVE THE VOTE?!

    1. Re:First step towards solving a problem by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      The people who 'have the vote' are the soccer mom idiots who think the world owes them a hugbox and a blanket. I do not want to live in such an orwellian panopticon.

      There shouldn't be a computer to debate with in the first place.

    2. Re:First step towards solving a problem by EzInKy · · Score: 2

      "Soccer mom"s" are expected to follow the laws your dreamed of elitist society would enact. Are you really saying they should have no say in the matter?

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    3. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Have you ever had a human reaction? You know, one of those that ain't rational but emotional. If not, allow me to tell you how they work: You don't think. You act.

      One such case is when you hit something with your car. You will want to get away from there. As fast as you can. Because you don't want to be guilty. You don't want to have done it. It's very natural to flee such a scene.

      That's the reason why it has been decriminalized around here a few years ago if, and only if, nobody got hurt. If you only hit property without harming a human being, you now have 24 hours to turn yourself in without any consequences to your criminal record. Of course you have to pay for the damage, but that's it. No fine, no record, no nothing. It is of course a completely different matter if someone got hurt, but if it's just property damage, who'd gain anything out of tacking a criminal record on someone who just had a panic reaction?

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    4. Re:First step towards solving a problem by bobbied · · Score: 4, Interesting

      STOP DIGGING YOURSELF A DEEPER HOLE.

      In no particular order: Stop lying, stop fleeing the scene of an accident, don't attempt to talk the computer out of what it has recorded ...

      Not that I know first hand... However.... There actually is a good reason to leave sometimes. Most of the time, if you have been drinking, it's actually in your best interest to leave if you can. Go home, go to the nearest bar, go the local store buy and drink, a lot, and make sure you either have witnesses you where drinking AFTER the accident or make sure they don't catch you for a couple of hours by going home. But leave the scene and go drinking.

      The legal costs for a DUI and leaving the accident are usually about the same, but the INSURRANCE costs are NOT and it's not likely to get your license taken away. If you have a creditable story that you left the scene and when drinking, there is no way they will try the DUI case because they cannot prove what your BAC was when you where behind the wheel so all you will get is leaving the scene charge. This may not be significant for the first DUI, but for second and third offenses, it very well may be.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not RECOMMENDING folks do this, only pointing out that there is sometimes a huge financial incentive for leaving the scene of that accident, especially if you are drunk and already have a DUI or two.

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    5. Re:First step towards solving a problem by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      The people who 'have the vote' are the soccer mom idiots who think the world owes them a hugbox and a blanket.

      I think it's probably worth considering at this point that this very day, the leading Republican candidate for President has proposed calling up Bill Gates to "close up the Internet" in order to combat terrorism. And no, this was not "taken out of context" or some tweet by a staffer. It was in his own words in a speech he gave on the USS Yorktown.

      https://news.yahoo.com/donald-...

      So it's not the "soccer moms" that are looking for a fascist daddy-state hug box. It's the self-proclaimed patriots that make up the base of the GOP.

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    6. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had plenty of human reactions. I was also fortunate enough to have been taught some personal responsibility and to own up to my mistakes. So get off your high horse and RTFA - she was arrested after one of the other drivers was processed for (minor) injuries. But she had no way of knowing that - she took off from the scene without checking that people were ok. So I guess that's something for me - hopefully the criminal charges will remove the vote in this case.

    7. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Not that I know first hand... However.... There actually is a good reason to leave sometimes. Most of the time, if you have been drinking, it's actually in your best interest to leave if you can. Go home, go to the nearest bar, go the local store buy and drink, a lot, and make sure you either have witnesses you where drinking AFTER the accident or make sure they don't catch you for a couple of hours by going home. But leave the scene and go drinking.

      How about you stand to what you did in life?

      Apart from that: If they take a blood sample you are screwed, you can tell from the types of alocohol levels and concentrations if you drank after or before the accident. If that comes out you are in a very different kind of problem.

      Apart from that I live in a country where it is illegal to flee from an accident scene. So in addtion of everything else you pile THOSE criminal charges on top of everything else.

      But again: Stand for the shit you do in life and face the consequences as a grown up.

      That someone who was "drunk" when hitting someone in the car deserves no sympathy is a different matter. You drive drunk? You deserve bad things for that alone.

      By the way: the level of sociopathy in this thread - other posts as well - is staggering.

    8. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There actually is a good reason to leave sometimes. Most of the time, if you have been drinking, it's actually in your best interest to leave if you can.

      This may not be significant for the first DUI, but for second and third offenses, it very well may be.

      Maybe what's in that person's best interest is to actually admit that they have a fucking problem if they have a second or third offense. Maybe facing-up to the (incredibly crushing) consequences would actually turn the guilty party's life around and prevent that person from horribly impacting other people's lives.

      You are indeed pointing out that it's in "your best interest" to leave the scene while you've been drinking in order to avoid financial penalties. But, you neglected to point out that a person acting in their "best interest" under these circumstances is also a piece of shit. Given the way you framed your observations, that's a very unfortunate omission. Your manner of speaking is glibly suggesting that, on some level, this behavior is somehow justified. (I don't think your closing paragraph makes this clear.) These are observations of some of the worst kinds of human behavior. It's reprehensible. I think it's important to point that out, too.

    9. Re:First step towards solving a problem by RuffMasterD · · Score: 1

      Technically, it might be in the drunk drivers short term best interest to leave the scene and drink more. But ethically, it is definitely not in the victims best interest, or in the best interest of society in general. It's probably not even in the drunk drivers long term best interest. They made at least a couple of bad choices in that scenario: 1) Drink driving, knowing it will significantly increase their likelihood of harming others. 2) Leaving the scene after harming others. Maybe one more, 3) Assuming their own insurance is more important than another persons wellbeing. Do you, society in general, or even the drunk driver, really want to live in a world where all drunk drivers can hit you or someone you care about, and their first instinct is to leave the scene in order to protect their insurance? Probably not. Therefore it is not a good reason for drunk drivers to leave the scene.

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    10. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Tom · · Score: 1

      So the real problem is that the system has a fault and should be fixed.

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    11. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compound your crime with more crimes! That always works! And now you're too drunk to keep your story straight.

      Please do this. It'll take one more idiot off the roads.

    12. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wth? You probably think there is a good reason to murder or rape someone as well? Are you kidding me?

      There is never a good reason to leave the scene of an accident, unless your own life was at risk for some reason. You are the lowest of the lowest if you leave.

    13. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STOP DIGGING YOURSELF A DEEPER HOLE.

      In no particular order: Stop lying, stop fleeing the scene of an accident, don't attempt to talk the computer out of what it has recorded ...

      Not that I know first hand... However.... There actually is a good reason to leave sometimes. Most of the time, if you have been drinking, it's actually in your best interest to leave if you can. Go home, go to the nearest bar, go the local store buy and drink, a lot, and make sure you either have witnesses you where drinking AFTER the accident or make sure they don't catch you for a couple of hours by going home. But leave the scene and go drinking.

      The legal costs for a DUI and leaving the accident are usually about the same, but the INSURRANCE costs are NOT and it's not likely to get your license taken away. If you have a creditable story that you left the scene and when drinking, there is no way they will try the DUI case because they cannot prove what your BAC was when you where behind the wheel so all you will get is leaving the scene charge. This may not be significant for the first DUI, but for second and third offenses, it very well may be.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not RECOMMENDING folks do this, only pointing out that there is sometimes a huge financial incentive for leaving the scene of that accident, especially if you are drunk and already have a DUI or two.

      Bravo! It takes courage to go from mere sociopathy to full on psychopathy.

    14. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > There actually is a good reason to leave sometimes.

      with 'good reason' you mean 'you may evade being caught'. I do not doubt you are correct in literal sense of the statement -- but calling it 'good reason' I can't really agree with, as I consider it *morally wrong*.

    15. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Good info for all those sociopaths out there. Remember kids, huge financial incentives always outweigh helping that pregnant lady and her three year old kid you just broadsided because you were shotgunning beers with your buddies!

      It's straight to CEO from here!

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    16. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have enough practice evading DUI convictions after accidents that you have a system, I feel like the nanny state couldn't be all that bad if it keeps someone like you from driving.

    17. Re:First step towards solving a problem by bobbied · · Score: 1

      And I don't disagree with you. I'm just pointing out that there are reasons folks choose to do this sometimes.

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    18. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I support recycling human waste Matrix-style. We can at least turn him into a nice mulch for the rose garden.

    19. Re:First step towards solving a problem by westlake · · Score: 1

      Most of the time, if you have been drinking, it's actually in your best interest to leave if you can. Go home, go to the nearest bar, go the local store buy and drink, a lot, and make sure you either have witnesses you where drinking AFTER the accident or make sure they don't catch you for a couple of hours by going home. But leave the scene and go drinking.

      The flaw in this scheme is that you are already too drunk to think it through and carry it out. The geek should never turn his thoughts toward crime because he doesn't have the head for it. "Logical but not reasonable" is the way Asimov would have put it.

    20. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the time, if you have been drinking, it's actually in your best interest to leave if you can. Go home, go to the nearest bar, go the local store buy and drink, a lot, and make sure you either have witnesses you where drinking AFTER the accident or make sure they don't catch you for a couple of hours by going home. But leave the scene and go drinking.

      The flaw in this scheme is that you are already too drunk to think it through and carry it out. The geek should never turn his thoughts toward crime because he doesn't have the head for it. "Logical but not reasonable" is the way Asimov would have put it.

      No, I've seen drunks with enough presence of mind to think though this kind of thing. One time a kid crashed his car which ended up in my front yard, drunk as can be. He would have obviously failed any field sobriety test, couldn't walk a straight line if he tried, had slurred speech and all. He was told me he was going to leave the scene, and I'm sure he knew why he wanted to. I was able to delay him long enough for the police to arrive by trying to talk him out of it, but he was going to leave by foot and walk home. Being too drunk to drive doesn't mean too drunk to think about the consequences and being too drunk to walk away.

      The kicker here though is they didn't charge him with ANYTHING, even the obvious DUI, though he was underage. I should have let him go I guess.

    21. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And do you recommend killing all the witnesses if you accidentally kill some and then leave as well?

    22. Re:First step towards solving a problem by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      "Soccer mom"s" are expected to follow the laws your dreamed of elitist society would enact. Are you really saying they should have no say in the matter?

      The problem is the other way around: we're expected to follow the laws they enact. We should get a veto—the only form of representation that actually makes a difference. As should they, of course; it doesn't matter which group is in charge.

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      "The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else." - Bastiat
    23. Re:First step towards solving a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a very scary line of logic. Scary, because it just might work. Now I'll be up all night wondering how many DUI hit-and-runs have successfully gotten away with just that.

    24. Re:First step towards solving a problem by bobbied · · Score: 1

      If you have enough practice evading DUI convictions after accidents that you have a system, I feel like the nanny state couldn't be all that bad if it keeps someone like you from driving.

      Um.... You are reading a bit too much between the lines... Personally, I don't drink, haven't in decades and don't plan to change that. Ditto with drugs and other intoxicants beyond sugar and caffeine. I've never been pulled over on suspicion of DUI and never have been subjected to even a field sobriety test or been asked to blow into the machine.

      So, I don't drink and drive... Never have.

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      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    25. Re:First step towards solving a problem by bobbied · · Score: 1

      That is a very scary line of logic. Scary, because it just might work. Now I'll be up all night wondering how many DUI hit-and-runs have successfully gotten away with just that.

      I know of at least one. Creamed my truck which was parked in a driveway because he was too drunk to realize it was the wrong driveway. He was *always* drinking and I'm positive he "got away" with the DUI by just heading home. He got caught though because his taillight got busted and the pieces he left in my driveway matched exactly to the hole in his. Then there was the David Cassidy episode where he hit a delivery truck and just continued on home. The driver got his plate, said he looked and smelled drunk and the police came and got him. No DUI charge. No prosecutor in his right mind would go for that charge unless they had a confession, a blood test or something...

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      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    26. Re:First step towards solving a problem by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1

      The same argument works for insider trading, robbing a liquor store, dealing drugs, and voting Republican. Just because it benefits you personally doesn't make it the right thing to do.

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    27. Re:First step towards solving a problem by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Clearly he's talking about the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation grants to provide libraries with Internet access.

    28. Re:First step towards solving a problem by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Clearly he's talking about the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation grants to provide libraries with Internet access

      I'm pretty sure you're joking, but you never can tell these days.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    29. Re:First step towards solving a problem by omnichad · · Score: 1

      With satire, that's the goal.

  9. Liability / Obligation by merky1 · · Score: 1

    Interesting lawsuit potential here, since there may have been no obligation for the "service" to notify authorities when "crash detection" occurs. So does the driver then have any recourse against the service for publishing here data without consent? It seems highly suspect that the service would willy nilly report an accident after talking to the driver and being specifically told that the situation was "all clear."

    In this case, the car did exactly what it was designed to do. The issue is that the service may have mishandled customer information. What safety checks are in place to ensure the service doesn't just randomly manufacture these events?

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    --WooooHoooo--
    1. Re:Liability / Obligation by wbr1 · · Score: 0
      The fine summary clearly states that the system auto-dialed first responders. So it was the first responders who were suspicious, not the manufacturers service dispatch.

      It appears that reading comprehension is a lost art.

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      Silence is a state of mime.
    2. Re:Liability / Obligation by plover · · Score: 1

      What safety checks are in place to ensure the service doesn't just randomly manufacture these events?

      If the service "manufactured" an incident, there would be no victim. This lady wasn't arrested simply because her car tattled, she was arrested because there was a hit and run accident with a victim, and her car's data put her at the scene.

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      John
    3. Re:Liability / Obligation by Sabriel · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to the Ford website, the feature is only used when you have (1) linked your mobile to the car's bluetooth, AND (2) have turned the Emergency Assistance on. It calls the standard emergency telephone number of your country (e.g. 911 in US, 112 in UK, 000 in Australia, etc).

      For example, from the Australian entry on the site: "In the event of an accident severe enough to either trigger airbag deployment or shut off the fuel pump, Emergency Assistance uses your mobile phone, which must be within mobile reception range, to dial triple zero (000). Once connected, Emergency Assistance then transmits a message stating that your vehicle has been in an accident and provides the emergency services operator your precise GPS coordinates. The phone line remains open so that anyone in the vehicle may speak to the operator using the vehicle’s receiver."

    4. Re:Liability / Obligation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      999 in UK, ITYF.

      112 is EU-wide and as such *will work* in the UK, but nobody would ever /use/ it, because our emergency number is 999 and always has been.

    5. Re:Liability / Obligation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It calls the standard emergency telephone number of your country (e.g. 911 in US, 112 in UK, 000 in Australia, etc).

      FYI 911 is 999 here. 112 works everywhere. Go standards!

    6. Re:Liability / Obligation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you guys had a new number: 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

    7. Re:Liability / Obligation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ford has a video explaining the system. According to the video the call is placed THROUGH THE USERS CELLPHONE, and after providing a 10 second warning the call would be made, and giving the owner a chance to cancel the call prior to it being made.

      I think that the ability for someone to cancel the call before its made is quite important with respect of privacy and "government spying", and somewhat changes the discussion.

    8. Re:Liability / Obligation by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 2

      Actually you can dial 999, 911 or 112 in the UK they all work. The history behind 999 & 911 is that originally they tried 111 however simple interference from say trees tapping on the phone cable cause the number to be dialed accidentally a lot of the time (This was back in the day of Pulse dialing phones before the introduction of DTMF Tones) so they changed it to 999 in the UK and 911 elsewhere to stop the number from being dialed accidentally by simple interference.

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  10. As far as I'm aware.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    You *are* allowed to leave the scene of an accident as long as nobody was hurt, and appropriate contact information has been exchanged between the affected parties so that it can be reported when they get home.

    1. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Depends on the state. Here is Kansas if there is more than $1000 in property damage you have to notify the police when it occurs, so that's pretty much anythink more than a small fender-bender with the rates body work goes for.

    2. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I left once: I was the one who had been rear-ended and the bumper was already broken and had an appointment to have it replaced the next week. Plus we were blocking a highway on-ramp as well so had to get moving anyway. As far as I'm concerning I did the clumsy woman who hit me a favor.

    3. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      If you're going to do that, I highly recommend getting the VIN of the vehicle along with the plate number. My sister and I were in an accident many years ago where the kid driving had a fake license and temporary tags, neither of which could ID the vehicle or driver. Having the VIN was the only thing that enabled the police to find him a couple of weeks later.

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    4. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the state. Here is Kansas if there is more than $1000 in property damage you have to notify the police when it occurs, so that's pretty much anythink more than a small fender-bender with the rates body work goes for.

      Notifying them by filling out a form at the station and waiting for them to show up are different things.

      You probably don't have to wait for them unless someone was injured, but every state is different.

    5. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I left once: I was the one who had been rear-ended and the bumper was already broken and had an appointment to have it replaced the next week. Plus we were blocking a highway on-ramp as well so had to get moving anyway. As far as I'm concerning I did the clumsy woman who hit me a favor.

      Nobody cares... did you both exchange insurance? Nobody hurt? If an officer comes, it's to get you off the road.

      Take pictures for the insurance company and move along, file a report when your states requires it.

    6. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. What you describe is not leaving the scene of an accident. It is staying at the scene of an accident, until a proper legal resolution is reached. Your point only applies to peolple who did not leave the scene, but rather stayed at the scene, made sure nobody was hurt, and exchanged insurance info. I can see how you would confuse the two. Believe it or not, everybody leaves the scene of an accident eventually, even if it is in a meat wagon.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    7. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by RJFerret · · Score: 1

      In my state the cost of damages factors in, which was set when the law was written, and back in the 80s meant every accident passed the threshold. So you're only leaving if there isn't an apparent scratch that would need paint.

      Of course, last two incidents I've been part of (rear-ended on highway, and hit by a boat when stopped) had no damage for either. So just a handshake for one, and wave and "no worries" for the other.

    8. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Where I've been if any of the following are met, then the police must be called:

      More than $1000 damage total.
      Any injury
      either vehicle unable to drive under its own power.

      The insurance lobby made those rules to help cut down on fraud. "Oh, sore neck? Then you broke the law by not reporting it at the scene. Let me call the police to get a police report started and see what they say about your illegal leaving the scene of a crash. Oh, you want to cancel your claim? Great."

    9. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      And just how is a car expected to know the difference?

    10. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you decide if the scratch "would need paint"? If a car that is already dented and scratched all over receives another dent or scratch, does that count as significant damage?

    11. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, except according to the article, one occupant of the two vehicles she hit had to go to the hospital.

    12. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      And just how is a car expected to know the difference?"

      You are kidding, right? It isn't,and as far as I know you are the first person to suggest it did, or might. It reports that an accident occurred. Period. An actual accident occurred. If it didn't, the fact that it didn't would have quickly exposed the flaw in the system, so there was never a danger of an innocent person going to jail because the system was broken. It functioned as design. Non-story. Nothing to see here. Off you go ..

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    13. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      I almost forgot. I've seen a lot of phenomenally stupid shit in Slashdot, but you may well take the cake.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    14. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article indicates that a person was hurt, and that contact information was not exchanged. So what value does your comment add? :-)

    15. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      That's kind of my point.... if it can't tell the difference, then it calls the cops as soon as you leave the scene of an accident, whether it was one that merited calling the cops or not (that is, if nobody is hurt, and the affected parties have already exchanged appropriate contact and insurance information), meaning that in a vast majority of cases, it will wrongly notify the police, and waste people's time.

    16. Re:As far as I'm aware.... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "That's kind of my point.... if it can't tell the difference, then it calls the cops as soon as you leave the scene of an accident"

      It doesn't work the way you decided to make it work in your head at all. You should probably actually RTFA. Seriously. I'm not joking. Go ahead. Do it now. I'll wait. No, really. Go ahead. I insist. I'll wait patiently, I promise.

      OK. Now that you have a chance of knowing what you are talking about, slim though it may be:

      You might now understand that the system doesn't "Call the Cops" at any time, and the event it calls about is the actual accident, not someone leaving later. Again, it notifies a third party who then makes the decision if they should call the cops. It is a little known fact, but a lot of accidents result in injury and the people need help fast; sometimes their lives are even on the line!

      BTW: The reason why you don't need to call the cops with a simple accident is because they don't want to be bothered. When a cop happens to drive by an accident when no cop was called yet he usually will stop and check things out thoroughly, but most people don't think that is a bad thing. Don't get me wrong. I hate the fuckers. But I have to be pragmattic. . If he is really busy he may just check and make sure everyone is OK. If there was an accident, you are correct that there is no need to call a cop, but you are incorrect that the system calls the cops to report hit and runs, or anything else for that matter. You still don't get this. Hit and frigging runs are the exception to the case. Do you really think most people hit and run? Look, I get it. If you were just toking on some kind bud and somebody sides wipes you, and you aren't even in the wrong, with this syetm you are more likely to get busted. I hate that part of it to, but the reality is that this could save lives, e.g. when two cars collide on a rarely travelled rode and both drivers are severely hurt.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  11. President Obama Aided The San Berna Killers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Long before the killings in San Bernardino by Muslim Extremists Young pot smoking "Barry" Obama "Interception" decided he hated the U.S.A. and all the crackers in it.

    Now after 7 years, Barak Hussein Obama sees the fruits of his ambition dead on the streets in San Bernardino California.

    The point is that Muslims are not ALL extremists killers of Caucasians. Mr. Obama's policies regarding immigration has let the Enemy infiltrate the U.S.A. and is waiting for a moment to strike.

    Mr. Barak Hussein Obama, once called "Barry", is the Neville Chamberlain of our day and time. Being President of the U.S.A., does not absolve the holder of the Office, from having committed Crimes Against Humanity and Felonies against the Peoples of the United States of America, does not aid and protect the holder of the Office, from immunity of Local, State and Federal Laws of the United States of America and does not exonerate the holder of the Office, from aiding and abiding acts of evil on the Peoples of the United States of America by Terrorists.

    Mr. Obama. If I were a Federal Prosecutor, I would gladly see you shackled and marched into a Gas Chamber or Electric Chair, for your "Last Act" on this Earth.

    Find me, Kill me, if you can. I have doubt because I "know" your kind.

    1. Re:President Obama Aided The San Berna Killers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have some bad news for you. You've let Republican propaganda aggravate your condition, and you need to get some help. Sadly, you're too paranoid to get the help you need, so you're trapped in a fantasy world.

  12. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would have to be on a road where nobody else is to be worthwhile and yet still have good cell reception.

    And why would the dispatcher call the police? Is the spy in the car in there for my good or as police surveillance.

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    As a side now, OnStar can turn on the microphone and listen in whenever they want, the FBI has done that a few times (without warrant, you consent to Onstar snooping and they consent to FBI snooping on their snooping).

    1. Re:Bullshit by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "And why would the dispatcher call the police?"

      Oh wait! I know this one! Because that is exactly what any reasonably intelligent person would do in the same situation! I know ... it wasn't obvious. How could you know that?

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  13. Sensors _Fail_ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sensors...
    Like the one that kept on telling me that the Gas Cap for my Element wasn't on. It was. Like the IR LED in my old Sharp VHS that was supposed to sense End Of Tape. It didn't. Like all of the ones designed to detect Multipactoring in our LINAC. Not only did they fail routinely, eventually the Crowbar failed and blew out the Hard Tube Modulator. Like the one on my brand new Teamaker that is supposed to detect when the Boiler is empty... what is that burning plastic small? (This was just last week.)
    Airbags. Hitachi Diode String bias regulators. O2 sensors for Fuel Injection.

    Sensors _Fail_, routinely. The more that are added, the more likelihood that one of them will screw up.
    Ford probably use some sort of Accelerometer feeding some sort of Computer, with some sort of GPS. Any number of things can happen; the odd bump in the road, a spark elsewhere in the System, Bad Code, and all of a sudden, you are a Hit And Run. In this case, she was.
    But say everybody on Road gets to depend on these systems, like they are planning to do in Europe by 2018. And say you wrap yourself around a Moose.
    And the System _doesn't_ send out an Alert. And that Moose is getting _pissed_.

    Sensors _Fail_, routinely.
    I should know- I designed them. I designed some really good ones. A sensor for Moisture Levels in SF6 Insulating Tanks. A Vacuum System that explodes a Slammer Valve for use with radioactive Targets. (Funny- the Old System tripped for no good reason, until the second time that I noticed that it happened when somebody used the Building PA from the Pump Room.) A Paschen Discharge detector for Satellite Electronics. A Synthetic Ruby Scintillator for Beam positioning. A Plate Current Drift Alarm.
    We had an Engineering Rule of Thumb- Say you build a System that has a MTBF of One year. You start adding Sensors and Protection. The First Sensor had to have a MTBF of Ten years. Add a Sensor, and now each one has a MTBF of Twenty years. And so on. We learned from the Multipactor Disaster. The Risk of Sensor Failure is Low, and it stays Low, until it gets to ridiculous levels, and then we have a plan for routine Sensor testing and replacement. (BTW, I often spent more time documenting these Sensors than designing and making them...)

  14. So confirming its for surveillance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    You realize that, by your comment, you are accepting that the purpose of this device is to spy on the driver, not *help* the driver in an emergency.

    I think we're past the stage where people can claim these surveillance devices are there "in case you crash alone and are unable to call for help", and are really about tracking and surveillance and control.

    I assume the next step will be to make it a crime to disable these devices, and after that make it a crime not to report when you see one of these devices disabled.

    I also think its safe to say, your location track is stuck in a military database just like your phone records, and credit card records. Lest you become upperty about all this surveillance.

    1. Re:So confirming its for surveillance by ranton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You realize that, by your comment, you are accepting that the purpose of this device is to spy on the driver, not *help* the driver in an emergency.

      No, at best the AC was accepting it could be used for both.

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      -- All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. -- Edmund Burke
    2. Re:So confirming its for surveillance by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You realize that, by your comment, you are accepting that the purpose of this device is to spy on the driver, not *help* the driver in an emergency.

      You realise you're arbitrarily applying a single purpose to a multi-purpose device.

    3. Re:So confirming its for surveillance by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      You realize that, by your comment, you are accepting that the purpose of this device is to spy on the driver, not *help* the driver in an emergency.

      "Spy" is why they sell it. "Help" is how they sell it.

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      "I love animals! Some are cute, others are tasty, what's not to like?" - Betsy Schroeder, Jeopardy contestant
  15. Response: "we had a slight weapons malfunction..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We had a slight weapons malfunction here, but everything is all right now. We're all fine here. How are you?"

  16. Re: Response: "we had a slight weapons malfunction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    (Shoots console)

  17. Happened to Bobby Fletcher too by JoeyRox · · Score: 1
  18. freeze peach by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    "I will prove that we have lost our free speech by saying whatever the hell comes into my head."

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  19. I thought this was America! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1
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    You are welcome on my lawn.
  20. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by toonces33 · · Score: 1

    Open the toilet stall door, HAL.

    HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

  21. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    61 The IoT could watch me while I commit crimes.

  22. Life repeating SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seem to recall this was basically the plot of a 1976 short story by Robert F. Young called "P R N D L L" ... anyone know for sure?

  23. Re: Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Thing by Catbeller · · Score: 2

    Bus I was on last week: computer wouldn't let the back door close. Bus driver, acting from experience apparently, shut the bus off, then turned it back on to reboot the computer and get the bus going again.

  24. No the car snitched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "She gave an inconsistent story to the 911 operator "

    It reported a bump to 911 operators, it reported her location, and the dispatcher interrogated her (without a lawyer present) and decided they didn't like her story, and would as a result it violated her privacy and give private details away, no search warrant.

    It gave her no opportunity to override it too. And it reacted to a minor bump that neither stopped the car from working, or resulting in any death or major injury.

    So no 3 second "I'm calling the police to report you, override? 3....2....1.... you are so busted".

    Now you can say "well she hit and run", but this snitch will snitch whenever IT THINKS it should. And we will only hear the reports when it actually is an offense. So should it snitch if she hits the curb in her house? What about bad driving, if it thinks she's driving badly should it snitch on her then? If she hits a tree in the wild, should it snitch on her?

    And Ford presumably know people don't want this surveillance shit, because they lobby behind closed doors to make it compulsory. Not even claiming it will save lives, but rather than it could speed up response time. Because if there's a road and cell reception then there are people to see and report it, and if the car was so badly wrecked that the person couldn't call, the chances of it being able to make the call would be tiny too. So this is useless for its claimed purpose, yet a very useful snitch.

    Ford Snitch: "You are speeding, I am calling the police!".

    1. Re:No the car snitched by JeffOwl · · Score: 1

      Note that while you can't opt out of a specific incident, you can opt out of the service entirely.

    2. Re:No the car snitched by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 1

      There's no need for a warrant when *you* call the police. The driver had this feature in the car voluntarily -- you have to pay for it to keep working. This was the driver's choice.

  25. You do realize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That this feature is opt-in on Ford vehicles right? It's called 911 assist and you can turn it on or off, it's part of Sync and My Ford Touch.

    1. Re:You do realize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've just bought a new Ford, as in a "zero miles" car. When it arrives I'll let you know if that's still true. They still advertise the sync, emergency calling, etc. features in the brochure, however, given that the version I see says that I have to connect a phone to it (i.e. it's not GSM-capable in itself), I doubt it can do much, or nag you to connect a phone constantly.

      If it does, it will go back to the dealership quite quickly, but I don't see how it could.

      Honestly, people, just check what you're buying.

      (Other crap it comes with includes "spin-out hazards" which puts your hazard lights on if you manage to spin the car off the road, auto-high-beams which I may well have to find a way to turn off, and other junk that I just don't want.)

  26. Re: Response: "we had a slight weapons malfunction by goose-incarnated · · Score: 2

    It was a boring conversation anyway

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  27. Not OPT IN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it nags you till you turn it on.

    There's a similar spyware technique used in Android, if you refused to let Google have your GPS location in previous versions*, then whenever you turn on the GPS it asks if you agree to give Google the location, making it sound like to use Here Maps you also need to let Google have your location too.

    Sooner or later you'll accidentally tap "yes" and then you'll find out you can never turn it off. After that the phone even powers up every now and again to get a location from GPS or Wifi or cell tower and sends that on the next data connect to Google.

    So Ford lets you turn it off, but if you do, it will nag you till you turn it back on.

      (*Android Version 6 does not let you have the choice, it always reports your location to Google and you cannot say no).

    1. Re:Not OPT IN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are running an old version of Sync. Update your Sync / Touch and that will go away.

  28. Bernstein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *handrubbing intensifies*

  29. So you ignore HIS wishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So basically you ignore HIS wishes, and hypothesize that his family might prefer the in-car snitch, and PAY ATTENTION to THEIR wishes?
    These hypothetical people whose views you value over GP.

    So basically a fucking nanny selectively paying attention to views that suit you.

  30. Re: Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Thing by Alumoi · · Score: 1

    Bus I was on last week: computer wouldn't let the back door close. Bus driver, acting from experience apparently, shut the bus off, then turned it back on to reboot the computer and get the bus going again.

    Damn, and I told them to ditch Windows!

  31. It's what they do with the data that matters by Laxator2 · · Score: 1

    The whole idea of having some device calling the authorities for you is the correct one if the _intent_ were that of helping people.
    If that were the case I would volunteer to get tracked, and I would install cameras in my own home.

    Unfortunately, in the current climate it is not. This push for everything being spied on/intercepted/unencrypted is not pushed by law enforcement, but by the corporations behind the politicians. Remember the original conditions to have an Xbox One working ?
    The webcam must be always on, or you can't play on it.

    Take the latest knife attack in the London Tube. It seems that the family of the attacker has actually warned the police that he was up to something. Yet he was not stopped. Was any encryption hampering the cops ? Was GPS tracking needed ?

    Law enforcement does not care about collecting data, but they have to say that they do, as ordered by the politicians which are in turn owned by personal data obsessed corporations.

  32. i lost a friend to a hit-and-run... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and i still believe a car that tattles on its owner or driver to be wrong.....

    the next step in this, of course, is for the car to call the cops ahead of you and tell them to ready their radar guns for a speeder... hell, don't even need the radar gun when the car's sensors and gps become certified to provide 'admissible evidence'..

    and then, won't need the cops either, the car will just deduct the fine from your bank account and send it to the local authorities, alert the state dmv of the violation, and then disable itself if the dmv says to (too many 'points', etc).

  33. Re:Not both by tibit · · Score: 1

    the car is still in good enough shape to make the call'... that's a bullshit made up scenario to justify it

    You're just silly now. Even in major airline accidents, where you have big debris fields, there is plenty of self-contained electronics units that survive almost unscathed. And we're talking of shit falling down and hitting the ground at hundreds of miles. In car accidents, most of the car's electronics are just fine. Most modern OnStar-like implementations have their own power source. They get information about the crash while the car has only begun the deceleration phase and hasn't been damaged yet. After storing the event, the module initiates the call. It has the capacity to act autonomously from that point onwards: you could remove the module and its antenna from the car and it'd still work.

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  34. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by JustBoo · · Score: 1

    Responding to List O'Stuff. All the more relevant, since Googles Nest camera NEVER turns off. Oh, the light goes off, but the camera NEVER does. Huh, imagine that. (And if you believe Googs denial, I've got a bridge (slightly used) that you have to purchase.

  35. Re:Not both by KGIII · · Score: 1

    You don't get out much, do you? I get great cell reception at home. Home is way out in the boondocks and in an unincorporated township that has a total of six houses that are occupied by residents (there are a few hunting camps).

    It's not a bullshit scenario and you know it.

    That said, I'd rather suffer the consequences than enable OnStar. I know and accept the risks. Given the number of animals, specifically moose and deer, on the road at night, the risks are not zero. There's no made up scenario needed, it exists right now. I'd still not opt for it but I'm simply pointing out that you're a frothing at the mouth moron.

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  36. Re:Not both by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i would point out things like onstar transmit at 3 watts instead of around 0.6 for a normal cellphone. and so onstar can get signal and place a call in many places a cellphone would not be able to.

  37. Re:Not both by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

    There's no reason not to input a step allowing the driver to cancel the alert before making the call. If the driver doesn't respond in a period of time (say 15-20 seconds), the notification gets sent. But if the driver has the presence of mind and body to override, they should be allowed to do so.

  38. Huge Issue by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    I was blind as to how common hit and run accidents are. If we took the three counties from Palm Beach to Miami, Fl. on the east coast of Florida we have more than 20,000 hit and run cases every year. Imagine loading our prisons if we could catch all 20,000 every year. Maybe we really do the types of camera surveillance that we see in use in London.

  39. Re:Not both by KGIII · · Score: 1

    While true, I'm not sure that has anything to do with what I said. I do see it as an odd statement coming from a Slashdot poster, now that I think about it. Mission creep, additional features, and all that. I'm not sure that's related either. But, as I said, I've made no statement concerning that functionality as far as I know. Should it then be user-configurable for disabling entirely and changing the times? There are some whom, I assume, would argue that every second counts in an emergency.

    If I had to submit an idea, I'd suggest greater configuration and including the capacity to disable it entirely would be the best route. I'd also submit that off should be off, entirely. If one wishes to accept those risks then, by all means, I'm all for it. But, how much complexity is too much? I doubt there's any way to satisfy anyone. Later, in this thread, I proposed an alternative for those wishing to avoid this in its entirety.

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  40. Re: Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Thing by Quirkz · · Score: 1

    But it was the door that wouldn't close, not the windows.

  41. Threat to national security detected.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. accelerate and lock steering.

    R.I.P. Michael Hastings.

  42. "It doesn't do that for no reason." by wardrich86 · · Score: 2

    "It doesn't do that for no reason." Bullshit... I've seen OnStar throw an emergency call for a crash because the driver took a turn too sharp and went over a curb. It most certainly will call for no reason.

    1. Re:"It doesn't do that for no reason." by hattig · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing OnStar can only rely on accelerometer/speed measurements.

      A built-in system can also check for collision information - pressure on the bumpers, etc, to improve the false positive rate.

    2. Re:"It doesn't do that for no reason." by Reziac · · Score: 1

      My truck would be condemned as a crank caller -- super-stiff suspension so it rides like a brick shithouse, and would be setting the thing off every time I went over a bump.

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  43. ....and?..... by tekrat · · Score: 1

    So, using your brand of "logic" Bush and Cheney killed 3000+ Americans on 9/11, plus another 5000+ Americans in a false flag war, plus a million Iraqis.

    And you're upset about 14 people in some shitstain town in California? Please.

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  44. Re: Response: "we had a slight weapons malfunction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Luke! We're gonna have company!!

    (Captcha: destruct)

  45. Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can't man up to responsibility, at least cars are starting to force it. Now if only my car would call the cops when shit gets stolen off of it... Like my roof rack basket and CB antennae.

  46. To save you all some wasted time by rockout · · Score: 1

    Gary Webb: committed suicide, conspiracy theorists believe he was killed in retribution for suggesting the CIA had a hand in the crack-cocaine trade in LA. Of course, he was "killed" 8 years after the entire story had faded into obscurity, partly because Webb had made a lot of it up.

    Thomas Drake: whistleblower, reportedly an inspiration to Edward Snowden. Still alive, still talking about his case and what went down. Hardly silenced by any stretch of the word's definition. If anything, an example that works against your crackpot theory, not for it.

    After reading up on those two, I really don't care to waste time on the other two. You're a nut. That's it.

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    1. Re:To save you all some wasted time by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      I see. So you look at a small piece of the picture and think you see the whole thing. That's fine. I learned long ago that people only see what they want to see. You'd better not look into the other two. The cognitive dissonance would likely just further lower your opinion of me. This type of understanding really depends on what one considers normal and possible. You seem to have already decided those things, so further investigation would be fruitless.

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  47. Big brother/sister? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Wow, sounds like 1984 is very close to being real now.

  48. Re:Response: "we had a slight weapons malfunction. by hattig · · Score: 1

    It took a few seconds for me to realise that this wasn't a sarcastic comment about US gun laws.

  49. Who needs police when we have cars? by Nehmo · · Score: 1

    "GPS and house-watch data shows you have repeatedly parked near a suspected narcotics distribution location. You have characteristics of a drug user contrary to the good of the state. Your vehicle will now provide transportation to the rehabilitation center."

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  50. What about false alarms? by anti-disney · · Score: 1

    So what happens if a sensor is bad and incorrectly detects an accident and calls the dispatch center and the person at the dispatch center decides that the driver is lying to them and calls the police. The police arrive and realize after wasting their time to respond that indeed the driver was right in telling the person on the other end that there wasn't an accident and there was just a bad sensor? Will the person who responded and asked the driver what happened and assumed the driver was lying when they said there wasn't an accident get in trouble for making a false police report? Will car owners be fined for false alarms like some cities do for home burglary systems that send out false alarms that the police respond to?

  51. Watch out for those deer... by anti-disney · · Score: 1

    You swerve to avoid a deer, skid off the road and nearly go into a ditch. You calmly back your car out and pull back onto the road thankful you avoided the deer and didn't go into the ditch. As you are pulling off a voice asks: "Sir, are you okay?" You say: "Yes, I'm okay." the voice then says: "What happened?" you explain: "I swerved to avoid a deer and nearly ended up in a ditch?" The voice asks: "Are you really sure this is what happened?" You ask: "Why?" the voice explains: "You sound like you are drunk and I don't believe your story that you swerved to avoid a deer. I'm notifying the police." You plead: "I'm not making this up, this really happened and I haven't been drinking. Why do you think I sound drunk?" The voice doesn't answer. A few minutes later a police car pulls behind you and turns on it's lights and you pull over. The officer asks for your license and registration then says: "How much have you been drinking tonight?" You tell the cop that you haven't been drinking and the officer asks you to explain your story of the deer. The officer asks if you haven't been drinking then why did the dispatcher think you have been drinking. You tell the cop you have no idea. Since nobody else is there to confirm that there was indeed a deer in the road and the officer didn't observe any deer in the area he decides that your story is fabricated and notices an empty beer can in your car and explains to you that in your state there is an open container law that says if there is an open container in your vehicle he can automatically arrest you for DUI. You didn't drink this beer prior to driving and forgot to get rid of the can as you were working on your car a couple of weeks ago. Thanks to a deer being in the road, deciding to have auto-alert in the event you crash, a 911 dispatcher and police officer not believing your story, and your own stupidity of forgetting to remove a beer can from your car, you are now arrested for DUI even though you didn't drink.

  52. Tattle-tailing fucking piece of shit!! by scarboni888 · · Score: 1

    Nothing more to say on the matter the subject says it all.