Julian Assange May Surrender To British Police On Friday (twitter.com)
bestweasel writes: As reported by The Guardian and others, Julian Assange has announced via Wikileaks that: "Should the UN announce tomorrow that I have lost my case against the United Kingdom and Sweden, I shall exit the embassy at noon on Friday to accept arrest by British police as there is no meaningful prospect of further appeal. ... However, should I prevail and the state parties be found to have acted unlawfully, I expect the immediate return of my passport and the termination of further attempts to arrest me."
So if he gets off, gets his passport back, then what?
The slightest legal issue anywhere and you can bet that a country would want to arrest him.
Poor guy - shitty "authorities"...
"Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence."
- John 18:36 (KJV)
1) Claim asylum in Russia.
2) Menage a trois with Snowden and his lover.
3) Pressure from conservative Russians to have them imprisoned for being bum-boys.
4) Putin knows they're too good a fuck-you to the West to bring to harm.
5) Putin, bareback, rides horse, bareback, into Snowden+Assange love shack, figuring that if you can't beat 'em, beat 'em off.
6) Homosexuality in Russia decriminalised.
7) Oligarchs no longer have blackmailable closet secrets on Putin, so he purges them and renationalises the commanding heights of the economy.
8) Putin is more popular than ever.
9) Putin renationalises everything else and rebuilds Soviet command structures.
10) Finland figures it won't get lucky a second time and finally applies to join NATO.
11) Putin pre-emptively overruns Finland and founds a new Union of Soviert Socialist Republics comprising Russia and Finland.
12) Stallman is invited to visit Putin, who is keen to implement a single People's Licence for all Soviet intellectual property, and ends up choosing GPL 3.0. Putin makes Stallman an honorary Russian bear, sealing the deal in his Kremlin bedroom.
13) Torvalds is kidnapped and repatriated to Finland, where he is forced to direct a Russian musical based on Stallman's "The Free Software Song".
Eh my cat's just jumped on my lap I'm tired now.
Seems like Ecuador finally got sick of him.
Must be crap to be holed up in an embassy for so long (essentially in gaol) - still, I hope he knows what he's doing - I'm sure the US government is salivating at the thought of finally getting their hands on him.
And also, "You guys might want to think about, ah... febreezing that embassy of yours there... it smells like moldy pizza and... Assange crotch."
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
Surely, the UN will find Assange guilty of rape* for having consensual sex without a condom after having drinks.
* Rape in Sweden makes no sense and is vaguely applied depending on circumstance and whether or not you leaked US intelligence troves.
The cia can handle this for what he's done.
FREEDOM as in "FREE as a bird".
Two options:
1. He surrenders and gets his brand new pair of handcuffs. An air ticket is ready to bring him straight to a USA military court.
2. He wins, then he gets his passport back and, as soon as his nose gets out of the embassy, a chase will start to gently pick him up and friendly bring him to a USA military court.
That's it. There could be a few more options that can be found in books of fairy tales.
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Actually, I don't think they will shoot Assange immediately. I think he will disappear into a black hole of some sort, unless they can use him for a show trial a la Stalin. Doesn't even matter anymore what he did. What matters is putting the fear of gawd into anyone else who is thinking of doing something that causes similar embarrassment to sufficiently rich and powerful people.
As regards the comments here, I'm not at all surprised to see the attacks on Assange. I just wonder why are they such big fans of corporate secrecy and government secrecy? (Same thing now, given our corporatist overlords.)
Occam's Razor says they are shills, probably professional abusers of your privacy, and mine.
Secrecy and anonymity are funny things, but it's a tough philosophic topic. On principle, I think that secrecy is wrong, because the truth is eventually going to come out, but it turns out to be quite easy to justify anonymity in terms of prior secret crimes and the anonymity of the perpetrators... No reason to protect the whistle-blowers if the crimes were already known to the public, eh?
However, the criminals are not worrying about eventually. They just want to die with the most toys. Their planning horizons are limited to statutes of limitations or death. Preferably the whistle-blower's death.
Any trace of privacy will soon be the ultimate luxury good. The rest of us peasants will be naked on the podium, with all our weaknesses and mistakes well known and used as sticks to threaten and control us. However, that's only the half of it. Our interests, tastes, and even our strengths will be used to manipulate and control us, too.
Returning to Assange, I actually think it was his taste in women that was used to set him up. I would say he's losing his freedom for being a sucker, but he actually lost his freedom years ago.
Freedom = (Meaningful - Coerced) Choice != (Speech | Beer^2), and sad sock puppets' bad mods avail them naught.
This is the organization that put the Saud crime family's minions on their "human rights council".
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
Most of the comments so far are made by people joking about assassinating Assange. I'm going to assume that these are mostly kids who don't have a clue about the real world and how fucked up things can get.
Just step back for two fucking seconds.
Irrespective of whether Assange is guilty of raping those girls in Finland, in the first instance he deserves a completely fair and open trial.
Second to this, once that matter has been dealt with, he deserves to remain free of US-led persecution. US LAW DOES NOT COVER THE GLOBE!!! Just try to imagine how awful that would be. And I know most of the US is actually thinking this would be pretty sweet and a good deal for them, but just imagine what it would be like it Chinese law was suddenly being applied to men and women out on the street in the US - and if Moscow was joking about murdering a US citizen because he/she had embarrassed them politically.
I know I'm wasting my time and that most of you readers are just bored kids in highschool posting shit for shits and giggles. But why not learn some history and realise how fucked up the US foreign policy has been over the years and how _down-right wrong_ the CIA is.
If a country's government reflects its people, then US citizens are fucking disgusting.
Another "hero" to the nerds falls and fails. Snowden is trapped in Russia forever, a puppet to be used until its usefulness has come to an end and then discarded; Swartz died a coward's death, all purple in the face with his swollen tongue out and his eyes all bulging and bloodshot, urine and feces staining his pants as his corpse dangled from the ceiling. It must suck to be a member of geekdom these times, you are collecting defeats left and right. With all countries in the world now putting strong laws into place dictating what you can and cannot do on the internet, desktop linux numbers dwindling into nothingness and the imminent death of the general purpose PC, maybe it's time to reconsider your life. Why, even your beloved sci-fi franchises are being remade and rebooted to suit the taste of the Beautiful People whom you hate so much. And yet the Beautiful People are winning and you are losing. You are defeated, accept it. Nerds are getting a brown swirlie from the whole world. Sucks to be you.
He went to Sweden because he knew they would not send him to the US after the backlash over the renditions. They still won't send him to the US. He is guilty of violating his host country's rape laws and he knows it. You might not think it rape, but the Swedish people do, and they have the right to set laws in their country.
On the BBC just now: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-35490910
He probably had someone "leak" that result prior to his "I'll give myself up on Friday", offer.
As if the UN can change anything...
+ In a prison he will walk outdoors every day for an hour.
- In a prison he will have to eat a food and medications which are given to him. So there could be significant personality changes for a ridiculisation.
+ In the embassy he has got the Internet access.
- No outdoors walks whatsoever in the embassy. And it is very hard.
Sweden is just a front for law enforcement in the USA. The entire goal of this disgusting show is to get him on US soil where he will be "disappeared". They can't directly ship him to Gitmo and start the water boarding, but they can do the equivalent without leaving the continental USA.
It will go something like this. First, they will try and stall for a few days and pretend he is still in Swedish custody. In fact, he will already be buried in some black facility in the US. Then, after he can't be found the US will deny that they have him. That will make it much more difficult for his lawyers to force the courts to grant him his basic rights, like the right to an attorney.
This could literally drag on for years. Given that the security courts have, as far as anyone knows, never stopped the authorities from doing whatever the hell they want, it will be like he dropped off the face of the earth.
Meanwhile, he will be tortured. It will be somewhat less physical then Gitmo because they will at some point need to show that he is still breathing and can say a sentence with words of no more then two syllables. But as far as destroying him mentally, they will do whatever they think they can get away with.
The goal is not to find out about the leaks, the goal is to make an example and act out their rage. Make no doubt, these people are perverts in a sexual sense. They derive very intense personal pleasure from the destruction of their enemies. They're seriously deranged.
If he is never seen again then it will be because someone got carried away and killed him. That would not be their plan, but we all know how that actually works out. How many innocent people did they kill looking for Bin Laden? They have admitted less then ten so far, but it seems likely it was in the hundreds or even thousands. Seriously, they killed one person because he was tall and had a beard and was somewhere that was a possible Bin Laden hideout (i.e. somewhere in Iraq or Pakistan or Syria or Lebanon or ...) Once they realized it was some random guy, they just went "oops"and never even bothered to contact his family and take any responsibility. "We wus looking for the bad guy, so suck it up"
So back to the question: how long will it take for him to be "extraordinarily rendered" to the US? There should be a betting pool. A good bet would be that he doesn't even sleep in Sweden. That would leave the smallest footprint for a cover up.
Of course, the real problem with running that pool is that it could take decades to determine the winners. Or there will never be a winner. In some sense a complete disappearance makes it easy, because they want him to be forgotten. That would be a real victory in their eyes.
Why is Snark Required?
> The goal is not to find out about the leaks, the goal is to make an example and act out their rage. Make no doubt, these people are perverts in a sexual sense. They derive very intense personal pleasure from the destruction of their enemies. They're seriously deranged.
or to put it another way...
" I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies."
- Michael Corleone
Don't expect the authorities to give him back his passport any time ever.
http://www.reuters.com/article...
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So. Lets get this straight. He gets told somewhere down the line that the UN has classified his "asylum" not really an asylum after all and that a) it took them 3 years to figure this out b) really they just changed the goal posts to include his situation as being "illegal".
And as a response Assange reports it to the press and then plays chicken with the UN in front of the world. Well, Fuck me.
The possible outcome will be this
a) they say "confirmed" and nobody gives a shit, he comes good on it all but segments the ideals of the UN in the process.
b) they say nothing and again nobody gives a shit, he says "Well there! I told you so! Haha!" (or something like that).
But the nobody gives a shit is the biggest problem in my view. Because it's not 100% true its kind of 80% true these days as about 20% of the world has woken up. It is I hope someday going to become 0% and that we can remove these corrupt paper pushing time wasters from official offices around the world and replace them with people who understand the concept of "ideals".
As a footnote. The UN has not been the most gracious of organisations in recent years, his hopes and prayers would be strong here. It is sad to even consider the UN is doing such things these days little alone needing Assange's fame to help shine a light on all of this.
Thank YHVH that this expensive ego-driven sideshow will (theoretically) be ending. :P
It's times like this I wish I had a friend named 'The Professor'.
It's changed one thing: the fact that he said he'll leave the embassy if they rule against him.
Of course, if Assange is known for anything these past few years it's "keep the focus on me" stunts. Remember the time when he said he'd be leaving the embassy "very soon"? Held a press conference and everything.
It's times like this I wish I had a friend named 'The Professor'.
"Sweden is just a front for law enforcement in the USA."
Hey yankee, when you've actually travelled more than 10 miles from where you were born and have a clue about life outside your tin foil lined basement and hick town, then maybe get back to us with some slightly less ignorant opinions.
This is why they use to book an entire airplane to bring people to the USA. ...
He'll surely meet some high-rank official who responds to the PotUSA...
Obama's people is REALLY looking forward to talk to Julian
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Yep. It makes a lot more sense than you think given the power UN has.
The UN was created at a point in time when wars got out of hand.
A forum for nations to talk with each other was needed, but since no-one trusted each other it was necessary that UN was completely toothless otherwise any country that would be likely to be involved in war would leave.
The reason you want to have a country like Saudi on the human rights council is that they then have to dedicate people to think about how to improve human rights given the world view they currently have.
If you exclude them, they can just disregard anything the human rights council says as pointless BS.
We don't need countries like Norway or Finland to raise the bar regarding human rights. We need Saudi and North Korea to catch up.
Oh, and next time you complain about Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to someone who doesn't seem to deserve it, they have pretty much the same idea with that one too.
There is no point in giving it to some Canadian that wouldn't dream of calling anyone an asshole. You give it to someone who might cause a lot of trouble to encourage them to take another path.
He should be locked in a room with the people who posted his bail (All of whom lost their money) and one sandwich
Build a Man a Fire, and He'll Be Warm for a Day. Set a Man on Fire, and He'll Be Warm for the Rest of His Life.
Good luck, Julian. This should be one of the most important topics on Slashdot right now. Win this for yourself, and the rest of us as well.
Defender of Microsoft and Communism!!!
I still find it breathtaking we've never heard anything from these two women (at least, I've never seen anything), even so, the anti-JA side claims them to be classic rape victims, while the pro-JA side claims them to be everything from being jealous of the other to being CIA dupes / operatives.
The silence from them (while everyone claims to speak on their behalf) is both deafening and exasperating.
You give it to someone who might cause a lot of trouble to encourage them to take another path.
So what do you do when you give it to someone who wasn't supposed to cause a lot of trouble but did?
Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
Talking about ignorant opinions: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/feb/05/cia-rendition-help-european-leaders
This is real, it happened, nobody denies it anymore. And what's worse, they were not sent to US or even Gitmo, they were sent to Egypt where US allies had "more flexible" rules for torturing. So far for the independence and rule of law of democracies in NATO members
Assange embarrassed Hillary. She's going to be our next president. Anyone think that she isn't vindictive enough to make sure he has some sort of accident?
By the time the plane from the UK lands, the unmarked CIA jet will already be sitting on the runway with engines warmed up.
The truth is, Sweden has already been caught in illegal rendition to US puppet regimes so the CIA could have people tortured:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/feb/05/cia-rendition-help-european-leaders
That the charges should have been discarded as "dual ciminality" is no assurance, in a country that has already proven that it is willing to forego the protection of basic human rights and rule of law when it comes to "the terrorists". Bear in mind that many in the US and the media still claim that Assange helped "the terrorists".
Google is attempting to disrupt my carreer by hacking into several companies human resource's computers to avoid hiring me, allowing only partners to contact me. Certainly because they are after my ideas for new technologies. I refuse to work with those crooked bastards as long as I live. I have a very high IQ and I mastered computer science, and that's make me a perfect candidate as a rival developing softwares. I already saw what they do: They hire intelligent employees as cheap labor, keeping them apart of area of expertise just to aknowledge information and ideas. And I have really great one.
My feeling is that the Us government will eat you alive if you surrender. Please stay inside the embassy. You are a hero to millions of people.
So what do you do when you give it to someone who wasn't supposed to cause a lot of trouble but did?
Well, first of all you stop reading right wing propaganda. What you are complaining about is that Obama didn't manage to clean up the complete mess that Bush managed to create and it might not even have been possible to clean that up.
As for when giving it to someone who doesn't try to promote peace afterwards, what you do is shrug and move on.
It's a symbolic prize, it doesn't give anyone actual power. If you give it to Kim Jong-un and it leads to a slight reduction of provocations towards South Korea then it would be worth it.
what a strange comment. the gp sounds like an anti-us troll, and i have yet
to hear the first american (outside washington power brokers) speak up for renditions.
uh, the US and other countries have been purposely trying to keep the focus on him to keep people from paying attention to their bad behavior Wikileaks has been shedding light on.
Wake up people.
Sweden is just a front for law enforcement in the USA.
Thanks Alex Jones
A giant all-night Assange look-alike rave at the embassy.
Thousands of Assanges.
Within a week....someone will "take him out" in hopes of shutting him up or something.
Ah yes, The Guardian, that not at all anti US socialist propaganda sheet.
Anyone who starts a comment with "wake up people" I automatically ignore.
No, it's not a "front"; it's a country that has an extradition treaty with the US.
If the US has a legal and valid arrest warrant for him, then any country that the US has an extradition treaty with needs to extradite him; it's as simple as that. Where do you see the problem?
Assange is far too prominent to "disappear", nor would there be any point to it. If the Obama administration wants to get their hands on him, it's for the trial and the publicity.
Anyone who starts a comment with "wake up people" I automatically ignore.
A good strategy. That phrase generally prefaces a big pile of unsupported claims that the author believes are so obvious that he's surprised everyone else can't see it. If it actually were obvious, the author wouldn't have to explain it, and if it's not, then the right approach is to offer evidence rather than to imply that other people are stupid for not seeing it. But, given that the author chose the latter course, you know there isn't going to be anything of substance.
That goal is inconsistent with keeping it secret and denying that they had him.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
I expect the immediate return of my passport and the termination of further attempts to arrest me.
*pats Julian on the head like a mother consoling her preschool child* Dear, dear, dear Julian, you can expect that all you want, but that won't make it come true. *hugs*
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
I hope he gets well, he's fighting the good fight.
Where there is a will, there is a way. If he wants to get out of the embassy without being detected, I know of a way. But I'm not going to publish it until next week.
The best profit in news can be from having an article that is first, and accurate. It doesn't matter much if somebody else had access to their source if they broke the story first and it was well-detailed.
Have gnu, will travel.
But those deceptive, brown-nosing Brits will still try to sell him out to the Americans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rXPrfnU3G0
:T:R:A:N:S:
More like the left-wing of Britain's secret intelligence agencies...
I wonder why he is considering a surrender without even trying to make a run for it.
I am sure the embassy is well guarded, but so had been the Alcatraz.
You need to learn the difference between then and than. Mixing them up is like putting speed bumps in your writing. People who read a lot get tripped up and have to go back and reread to try to decipher your writing.
It's the second time in my professional life that technology gives a fundamental step towards a new level. The next one could be about flying cars... (fingers crossed).
Ah! Don't forget to check the ass off the blood that You get! Since the Jojo was missing to now, could somebody pay to make a DNA transplant to another "person", and flee away from it's miserable doom? Hmm...
I've got news for you, sparky: saying "right wing propaganda" isn't some kind of magic incantation that makes your favorite teleprompter-in-chief's incompetence just vanish in a puff of wishful thinking.
What you are complaining about is that Obama didn't manage to clean up the complete mess that Bush managed to create
More like, the motherfucker continued everything he ran against. How many times has he signed extensions to the PATRIOT act?
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
Well, first of all you stop reading right wing propaganda. What you are complaining about is that Obama didn't manage to clean up the complete mess that Bush managed to create and it might not even have been possible to clean that up.
Come on, it's not "right-wing propaganda" to think that Obama's Nobel was total bullshit. It came down to exactly two things "Thank god that Bush isn't in the White House," and "Obama promises to lead the US to peace." Maybe if Obama had delivered on that he might, might have been eligible, but the fact that they gave him the Peace Prize for making campaign promises that most Democratic candidates made shows it to be a political-motivated prize. It greatly degraded the legitimacy of the prize itself and gives it all the authority of Time Magazine's Person of the Year.
Exactly what has the US been doing about him? The only person interested in keeping the news focused on Assange is Assange.
"When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
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Publicly announcing when he's going to be leaving the embassy... hmm... a rouse by any other name would smell so sweet.
I envisage lots of black vans parked outside the embassy on Friday, probably a couple o' and choppers dog squads just in case.
I mean really does Assange expect NOT to be renditioned back to the US? I don't think he's that stupid.
My guess is he'll either a) have let the embassy prior to Friday, b) have a flash mob of Assange look-a-likes decend on the embassy at the appropriate time or c) change his mind about leaving and order a pizza
Okay, then in that case, it would seem isolating the paragraph should have increased the relative lameness of the comment, but that is not what happened. In isolation, the paragraph did not trigger any complaint.
I think the creators of slashdot were sincere, though I don't yet have any impressions about the intentions or sincerity of the newest owners. However, I also think that slashdot should stop abusing the English language. It has enough problems.
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Can the Ecuadorians not smuggle him out in a diplomatic package and fly him to their own country? At least then, he'd have an entire country to roam around in.
Now, granted, the US could just do a snatch job on him, so I understand why A) he wouldn't necessarily trust this plan and B) prefers to stay inside the relative small confines and safety of an embassy on foreign soil.