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Mercedes-Benz Swaps Robots For People On Assembly Lines (theguardian.com)

The usual narrative in the last few years is that robots relentlessly displace humans in today's highly mechanized workplaces (like factories and mines), but sometimes robots' speed and dexterity can't overcome their basic problem -- namely, they're robots. Reader jones_supa writes with this story from The Guardian about why robots aren't always the right tool, excerpting: Bucking modern manufacturing trends, carmaker Mercedes-Benz has been forced to trade in some of its assembly line robots for more flexible humans. The robots cannot handle the pace of change and the complexity of the key customization options available for the company's S-Class saloon at the 101-year-old Sindelfingen plant, which produces 400,000 vehicles a year from 1,500 tons of steel a day. The dizzying number of options for the cars – from heated or cooled cup holders, various wheels, carbon-fibre trims and decals, and even four types of caps for tire valves – demand adaptability, a quality that is still more easily fulfilled by humans than robots.

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  1. Predictable... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The robots wanted better working conditions and got replaced by humans. Damn corporations!

    1. Re:Predictable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should of outsourced to robots in a galaxy far, far away to get cheap ready made parts already configured.

    2. Re:Predictable... by Crowd+Computing · · Score: 1

      The robots wanted better working conditions and got replaced by humans. Damn corporations!

      Robots are people too, you know.

    3. Re:Predictable... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're laughing, but it's serious.

      People are simply cheaper. No initial cost, people come pre-made and ready to use. No maintenance costs, people are self-fixing and self-repairing, and if repair times are too long you simply dump them and buy, I mean, hire a new one. Same for wear and tear, once the human is too damaged to continue, simply replace it.

      Why use machines when humans can do the same job more flexibly and cheaper?

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    4. Re:Predictable... by beschra · · Score: 1

      Why use machines when humans can do the same job more flexibly and cheaper?

      Consistency of results comes to mind.

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    5. Re:Predictable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are cheaper in this instance. People aren't always cheaper.

      Usually you have a machine replacing a 10 person team with a 1 person operator. The total cost of ownership of the machine (including operator) is less than the cost of those 9 people.

      If people were always cheaper, then we wouldn't have machines in the workplace at all. It's not like there has been some massive trend in which entrepreneurs sacrificed lots of profit to have machines instead of people. That would be ridiculous.
       

    6. Re:Predictable... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Nono, machines used to be cheaper. But with the current climate of cheap labour (in Germany there are now jobs where the state pretty much pays the wage for your workers as long as you nominally employ them so they don't show up in the unemployment statistics), there's simply no way machines can compete with people who cost you about a buck an hour.

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    7. Re:Predictable... by blindseer · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall some famous person saying something about the amazing computational abilities of a human, and that they can be produced with unskilled labor. History doesn't repeat but it does rhyme, said another famous person that I cannot recall.

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    8. Re: Predictable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just giving birth on Western countries costs thousands. Education. Housing. Food. Initial cost for humans is huge. We are not just used to take it into account.

    9. Re: Predictable... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      We are not just used to take it into account.

      It's called society. People who don't take it into account are usually the "rugged individualists" who proclaim that they don't need society.

    10. Re:Predictable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem in the article that there are inconsistent requirements. It is expensive to reprogram the robots to account for all possible variations. It's possible to achieve but it's apparently more cost effective to hire and train people to do the work.

    11. Re:Predictable... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      You're laughing, but it's serious.

      We're talking about an S class, not an A class here (Americans, a Mercedes A class is a hatch similar to a Golf or Focus). An S class goes for serious money, so this is more about saying the car is "hand crafted" rather than built by robots. Its the same thing with food, a sandwich made by a "Sandwitch Artisan" goes for more than one you get out of a vending machine.

      Its not just Mercedes either. The VR38DETT found in the R35 Nissan GTR is hand assembled in a clean room (IIRC Lambo and Ferrari engines are the same).

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    12. Re:Predictable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's bullshit. First, there is a minimal wage, to prevent that the government has to pay the wages. Second and more impotently, the car manufacturers pay high wages (only the chemicals industry pays more). The low wages are mostly in the service sector especially logistics and hairdresser and in the meat packing industry

    13. Re:Predictable... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Ok, either you're not aware of German's so called "1-Euro-Jobs" or you're trying to shill, but I'll simply assume the former and explain it: The idea was that a company can "try before they buy" and get a worker for nearly free, paying about 1-2 Euros an hour of their wage with the rest coming out of the social security (i.e. you and me). Nominally this would have to entail that the company actually shows it's "reasonably likely" that they will eventually really hire him or her. And people actually bought that shit and worked their rears off in the hope that they will eventually have a job again.

      In reality, what companies do is they burn through job seeking people, claiming that none of them fits their requirements (which are for these jobs pretty low since it is very obviously no problem to exchange them every couple of months, i.e. no training required) so they can keep their cheap labor.

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    14. Re: Predictable... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sure. But it ain't the corporation paying for this, is it?

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    15. Re:Predictable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know a shit about the things you write about. The 1 Euro Jobs are explicitly for non-profit work. So the Red Cross can hire a person for a 1 Euro Job or the municipality can hire someone to care for local parks but no company can hire a person for a 1 Euro Job.

    16. Re:Predictable... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Get with the times, that limitation was dropped ages ago.

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    17. Re: Predictable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But did the robots have to train their human replacements?

  2. Some jobs will always be safe by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The threshold for profitable robotic replacement does keep dropping.

    People are flawed creatures capable of manufacturing more profitable iterations of themselves for the workplace.

    What jobs are safest?

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    1. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Viol8 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "What jobs are safest?"

      Robot programming? Until they can program themselves of course.

      Of course once enough blue & white collar people are put out of work by automation and a threshold is crossed whereby massive social unrest ensues then the standard corporate goal of reducing costs no matter what will have to be re-evaluated. Either voluntarily or by force.

    2. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      The threshold for profitable robotic replacement does keep dropping.

      People are flawed creatures capable of manufacturing more profitable iterations of themselves for the workplace.

      What jobs are safest?

      There is a secondary problem that people rarely talk about. The intermediate step between humans doing the work and full automation is "almost full automation" where humans are just a cog in the machine. You can see this in mcdonald's, in amazon warehouses, in manufacturing plants, and even in things like amazon turk. These "almost full automation" plants have horrible working conditions as the steps performed by the humans are repetitive, boring, and have to be done at high speed to keep up with the rest of the machine. My guess is that although mercedes-benz might have put humans back into the loop that you still wouldn't want to work at one of those jobs.

    3. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by MasseKid · · Score: 5, Informative

      If we can have Robots that make everything for nothing, including themselves, then we will be in a Utopia as no one will have want for anything. If there is a dictatorship (economic or not) that keeps people from having things that are no longer a scare resource, that is a problem that has nothing to do with robotics.

    4. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by alvinrod · · Score: 2

      If it comes to that, it's easier to just let corporations be as efficient as possible while increasing tax rates to support the people who can't work, which shouldn't be terribly expensive if you've got cheap robot labor doing most of the work required to support people.

      At some point we'll probably end up with a Gattaca or Brave New World style approach where future humans are only created such that they will be capable of the kind of work that robots cannot yet do as there isn't much point in keeping around large groups of people that can't really add much to society. Whether that occurs peacefully or violently remains to be seen.

    5. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What jobs are safest?

      Honestly, I'd say some of the trades ... plumber, electrician, welder, HVAC installer.

      Those can't be outsourced, and I know a couple of guys in those trades whose income is entirely in their own hands ... put in the hours and make a great living.

      Tech has become a race to the bottom for many people, because you're competing with foreign workers to be even more of a wage slave. Globalization has killed the American dream for all but a few. Every CEO in tech wants to replace you with cheap workers from India.

      Want your kids to have good futures? Get them into trades which must be done locally, and which will never go away.

    6. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really one dimensional thinking. Why would you assume a decreasing number of jobs is a bad thing? Fewer jobs in this context is an absolute sign of progress. No one should feel compelled to have a job in the future. Automation in all forms should be welcomed with open arms. Social unrest might result but only in the sense of promoting wealth redistribution.

    7. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robot programming? Until they can program themselves of course.

      And how many those do you think would be needed?

      The biggest mistake folks make is that they assume that for every single job displaced by automation, another one opens up somewhere else. That it's a net increase in jobs.

      That didn't even happen in the Industrial Revolution. The weavers who were displaced were SOL. They might have been offered another job in the factory - as unskilled labor and paid as such. And a machine was able to replace at least 7 weavers and one operator could run at least 3 machines later on. So, one person did the work of 21 people.

      And unfortunately, there aren't enough jobs being created elsewhere to absorb the displaced workers. New industries are not as labor intensive as the old ones in the old days - like auto manufacture. What Amazon makes with 30,000 would take 1,000,000 in the old days - thanks to their automated warehouses. Legal work is being automated. A lot of medical work is being automated too. Automation is affecting everyone at every level - except the owner class (billionaires) and the political class. Automation is here to stay and there's nothing wrong with it.

      What is wrong is our economic system; not automation. And we can't have a viable economy if everyone is a sales person, retail worker or cleaning the bedpans of the old people.

    8. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by flopsquad · · Score: 0

      If we can have Robots that make everything for nothing, including themselves, then we will be in a Utopia as no one will have want for anything. If there is a dictatorship (economic or not) that keeps people from having things that are no longer a scare resource, that is a problem that has nothing to do with robotics.

      Unless armed, (semi-)autonomous robots are a primary tool of the dictator's oppression.

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    9. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we can have Robots that make everything for nothing, including themselves, then we will be in a Utopia as no one will have want for anything. If there is a dictatorship (economic or not) that keeps people from having things that are no longer a scare resource, that is a problem that has nothing to do with robotics.

      And if people have to jobs, how will they pay rent to their landlords? Or pay for food at the supermarket?

    10. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      What jobs are safest?

      Wrong question. Are you willing to adapt and change to the job market?

      I've done software testing, help desk/desktop support, PC refresh, data center, and computer security over a 20+ year career. Shortest job lasted four hours, longest job lasted six years. If robots replace my job tomorrow, I'll get a job to maintain robots.

    11. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots."

    12. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      At some point we'll probably end up with a Gattaca or Brave New World style approach where future humans are only created such that they will be capable of the kind of work that robots cannot yet do as there isn't much point in keeping around large groups of people that can't really add much to society. Whether that occurs peacefully or violently remains to be seen.

      Is it a race to the bottom scenario? As human population drops, there will follow less need for robots doing things for them.My guess is the end result will be exactly 1 - 120 year old woman spending the last moments of her life surrounded by an army of idle robots that haven't had anything to for for a long, long time.

      Possible scenario 2. Robots mining, building roads and cars and maintaining all the other things that humans use, but since there are no more humans, merely recycling everything until the sun becomes a red giant and crisps them all.

      Its a little like the concept many have that almost all of us have to be a poor as possible, in order for the success of the corporate ecosystem. Upon success of the concept, no one has enough money to buy whatever the company can produce.

      Short version, of what use is a robotic ecosystem that can produce everything humans need if there are no longer any humans to produce anything for?

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    13. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by careysub · · Score: 2

      There is a secondary problem that people rarely talk about. The intermediate step between humans doing the work and full automation is "almost full automation" where humans are just a cog in the machine. You can see this in mcdonald's, in amazon warehouses, in manufacturing plants, and even in things like amazon turk. These "almost full automation" plants have horrible working conditions as the steps performed by the humans are repetitive, boring, and have to be done at high speed to keep up with the rest of the machine. My guess is that although mercedes-benz might have put humans back into the loop that you still wouldn't want to work at one of those jobs.

      This is a good point. It mirrors what happened in the First Industrial Revolution. Those factory jobs were notorious for the brutal conditions of work.

      Also mirroring the FIR is the likely generations long gap between putting a large fraction of the population out of work, and the socioeconomic adjustment leading to distribution of the new wealth back to all segments of the population. In the case of the FIR that gap was at least 70 years long, from about 1770 to 1840 (optimists claim it was "only" 60 years, pessimists might extend it to 90 years). In the interval there was massive, desperate poverty for a large segment of the population clearly documented by falling life spans and shrinking adult height. This is masked in any study that only looks at average real wages, since that hides the enormous inequality that exploded during the period.

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    14. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      In a world without labor cost, the only cost will be from the energy used to create the thing.

      If robots do 100% of everything from cutting down the trees to making the carpet, you can have a house for the cost of the energy alone.

      If power is all drawn from renewable sources, the cost could theoretically be zero or close to it.

      Then, if we are able to have the robots mine asteroids, we would then be in a post-scarcity economy where everything is free and nobody has to work. Do what you want all the time... and Americans will still complain about how hard life is...

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    15. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      In a world without labor cost, the only cost will be from the energy used to create the thing.

      In a world without labor cost, where robots can produce windmills, solar panels, and geothermal plants, even energy will have near zero cost.

    16. Re: Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Land is finite, and the demand for land is not equal across location. The result is there are some places with very limited land and high demand. This can cause problems for other natural resources too.

    17. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Unless armed, (semi-)autonomous robots are a primary tool of the dictator's oppression.

      What would be the point? In America, the bottom quintile of households already get 40% of their income from redistribution. In a post-scarcity economy, they could be bought off even more cheaply, and live much better, with no net tax increase on the rich.

    18. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >which shouldn't be terribly expensive if you've got cheap robot labor
      >which shouldn't be terribly expensive

      This isn't how capitalism works. There's no such thing as "enough profit". They will lobby it into scorched dust (even at a loss ffs) then tax dodge the rest.

      It's actually weird how it's so certain and predictable. Almost enough that it behaves autonomously and I can't fault it. Like Big Business is just a robot, optimizing itself the way it's supposed to.

    19. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Falos · · Score: 1

      Displaced labor is a hilarious argument. We displaced from labor to labor. We've never faced the actual extinction of labor itself.

      Prolekistan has exactly one viable export, and it's about to evaporate. I trust everyone knows what happens to countries that have no exports.

    20. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If robots replace my job tomorrow, I'll get a job to maintain robots.
      This becomes a sick joke when two billion people want to say it.

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    21. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by peragrin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well that sounds like the top 5% aren't giving the bottom 40% enough money to begin with. If the bottom 40% were paid more then they wouldn't need government redistribution.

      Seriously what makes a better company. Paying the employees who work for a living more or paying the cep another 2 million in compensation on top of his 10 million a year?

      The janitors generally work harder and longer hours than CEOs. As the janitors don't get 6-12 weeks of paid vacation a year.

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    22. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is is every Americans constipational right to whine and oh how they exercise it.

    23. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      In a post-scarcity economy, they could be bought off even more cheaply, and live much better, with no net tax increase on the rich.

      I've highlighted the issue, I can't tell you why, but some people just love to make others eat a shit sandwich.

    24. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Seriously what makes a better company. Paying the employees who work for a living more or paying the cep another 2 million in compensation on top of his 10 million a year?

      Was Apple successful because of Steve Jobs, or because they had better assembly line workers than their competitors?

      The janitors generally work harder and longer hours than CEOs.

      Subsistence farmers in Africa work even harder.

    25. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The janitors generally work harder and longer hours than CEOs.

      Harder? Physically, perhaps. But not longer hours. In fact, I know of a couple of startups where the CEO also did the janitorial work, coming in after hours to vacuum and empty trash cans to save the company money.

      As for pay, almost anyone can be a janitor, not that many can be a (successful) CEO. Supply and demand, baby.

    26. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      As quality of life improves people tend to be less interested in having lots of children anyway, especially once they understand that children are the primary reason their quality of life decreases. That's why the fertility rate falls to below 2.0 when educational programmes are introduced.

      The real question is how will a society where everything is provided for by robots react? When there is little down side to having many children, will people want many children or will their intellectual pursuits and desire for freedom keep fertility rates low?

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    27. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What jobs are safest?

      The ones rewarding the most "Networking".

    28. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has been shown in many studies that the main reason for having children is to provide for parents in their old age. Places that have a high child survival rate have low reproduction rates (and visa versa) regardless of other factors.

    29. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by drew_kime · · Score: 2

      Lakefront property will always be scarce. Today, money is how we decide who gets to live there. How do you propose we do it in the future?

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    30. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by ledow · · Score: 1

      And when the legal department come sweeping in to make sure the large mergers were done correctly and the company is compliant and looking for someone's head if it's not.... they will walk past the janitor who will simply go into "Not my job" mode.

      I'm far from management, but even I wouldn't want 1% of some of those kinds of responsibilities, even if they can be abused or "overlooked" for quite a long period of time.

      Because when the courts come looking for the person responsible, they aren't going to care about the janitor. He doesn't get paid enough to worry about things like that. The CEO's etc do.

      Physically-demanded work is not to be underestimated or overlooked, but just because you're not breaking your back and putting yourself into healthcare before you retire, it doesn't mean you don't work hard for a living.

    31. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's a race to the bottom or that automated labor will ever decrease. Keeping a fixed population but increasing the labor capacity means more stuff for each person. Just because we have fewer people doesn't mean they'll also stop wanting new stuff. Also, we could still have a population of several billion, only that all of them are capable of Ph.D. level physics or something just as advanced. If one single company ends up owning everything, how is it really that much different than a communistic government that owns everything for its people, or technically just manages it because it's really the people that own, even if they can't use it.

      For all we know we eventually do create something like the replicator for Star Trek and it doesn't matter how many people there are or what they do as it's essentially free to feed and clothe them.

    32. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      If you have market competition, then prices are naturally driven down and profit is eroded because no one is going to buy from the company that keeps the same prices when every other company lowers their prices to reflect the decrease in costs.

      At one point in time it probably cost in excess of $5,000 (in today's currency) to be able to travel from the east coast to the west coast. Increases in automation mean that we can do far more cheaply, but by your logic it should cost even more because the companies would keep trying to get more and more profit. It doesn't matter what system of commerce you have if there's no market competition. Even capitalistic systems in the west still charge corporate taxes.

    33. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by plopez · · Score: 1

      "Agile" (actually "Chaotic" in many cases) development paradigms. Marketing is your friend!

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    34. Re: Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia....

    35. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      As you can see, no. Robot programming is only a secure job position as long as robots are cheaper than humans. Which simply is no longer the case.

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    36. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a few hours of training, almost any CEO can do a fine job as a janitor (exceptions, of course, CEOs who happen to physically disabled). Most janitors can't do the job of a CEO even adequately -- they almost always lack the education and often the drive and intelligence to do so.

      A pretty big screw up in executing a standard procedure by a janitor is unlikely to cost anyone else their job or have any impact on the bottom line. Modest "errors" of judgement by a CEO (who can't work from 'standard procedure' as there isn't one for most decisions) can cost everyone in the company their jobs and their owners all their investment.

      A janitor is rarely called in from a vacation to deal with a problem because only they can deal with it.

      Yes, a janitor's job is modestly "hard work" from a physical (although, nowhere near as hard as many construction jobs and the like). Someone who carried boulders up a hill, tossed them down the hill, and ran down to pick them up and carry them back up the hill (etc.) 12 hours a day would be working "harder" than either the CEO or the janitor -- but they would add little value and would be able to command little if any pay. Employees tend to get paid based on the supply/demand of qualified employees for the position and their contribution/importance to achieving the goals of the business (and, hence, their owners).

      Do you think the President of the United States doesn't work harder than the janitor who cleans the press room at the White House?

    37. Re: Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but then we can just deploy giant flotillas of floating robots holding hands tightly on the surface of the ocean while their brother and sister robots build housing on their heads and service the people who live in that housing.

    38. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by WheezyJoe · · Score: 2

      I'm far from management, but even I wouldn't want 1% of some of those kinds of responsibilities, even if they can be abused or "overlooked" for quite a long period of time.

      If you're thinking about the owner of a small business, who has to handle everything from payroll to inventory to facilities-management all by herself and a copy of Quickbooks, then yes, that's crazy hard.

      But a CEO of a public company is a whole different world, because he has the budget to hire a staff, and thereby offload all the hard stuff to someone else (the word used at Yale business school is: "delegate"). Yes, so long as the cronies at the Board like you, you can be as dumb as a box of rocks, so long as you're just smart enough to hire a bunch of VP's eager to compete with each other for a promotion. Problem solved. One meeting a week, tell me what I need to know, tell me what I should decide, done. Off to the golf course to see and be seen... yes, everything's running just fine.

      And something goes wrong? Two things: limited liability ("corporate veil"), and golden parachute. Why the latter? Well, if the Board were to kick a CEO to the curb, nobody would step forward to replace him.

      It's a different world, up there, upstairs, among the Boardrooms and the Foundations. The richer you are, the more stuff people offer you for free, including sympathy. Michael Milken and Martha Stewart went to jail, and it still wasn't enough to get kicked out of the country club.

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    39. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by lorinc · · Score: 1

      What jobs are safest?

      Capitalist with a good portfolio.

    40. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by I4ko · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. If the goal was reducing the costs, then the governments could just institute basic income, and those displaced white and blue collar people will still be able to afford the goods, as the cost is marginal. But, you forget, the goal is not reducing the cost, the goal is maximizing the profit. So either through social unrest, or government mandate, the profit will be quashed. Sales price has to be something like cost + 20% max, and with robots being super cheap, it should be only cost + 2-3% (for upkeep of robots). I don't see those guys voluntarily abandoning their profits though. So let's have it - super cheap made by robots, then almost nobody has to work, just get basic income and still be able to afford stuff.

    41. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Without assembly line workers Apple has nothing to sell.

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    42. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For some start-up, sure, being the CEO does require a lot of drive and intelligence. You don't put together a company from scratch without a lot of talent and smarts.

      For some well-established company, no. A lot of those CEOs aren't all that intelligent. They got those jobs because of their networking skills; they went to the right colleges, joined the right fraternities, went to the right country clubs, developed the right contacts, etc. That's how they got those jobs. They don't have to be all that smart, they just have to be reasonably decent at picking VPs to do the hard work for them, and then just show up for all the functions they're supposed to show up for. Basically, a CEO at companies like that is little more than the public face of the company, a figurehead. A reasonably-intelligent and socially-skilled janitor could do it just as well.

    43. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working harder is not the same as being more productive. Working hard in itself doesn't help people, being productive does.

      Also, we don't need government "redistribution". You want it and I don't, simple as that.

    44. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      This becomes a sick joke when two billion people want to say it.

      What makes you think that "two billion people" want a job in IT?

    45. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by MorePower · · Score: 1

      If robots replace my job tomorrow, I'll get a job to maintain robots.

      I always love this line. We are positing a future where robots are replacing humans across the board, from Doctors to Insurance Salesmen. Yet Robot Repair is going to be totally safe. Cause analyzing totally logical, deterministic machinery to determine what components of its fully documented system are out of spec is totally a job that's safe from being automated.

    46. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Cause analyzing totally logical, deterministic machinery to determine what components of its fully documented system are out of spec is totally a job that's safe from being automated.

      I've spent the last 20+ years in IT. My specialty is cleaning up other people's messes. No technology is ever perfect because it was designed, implemented and maintained by flawed people. Who do you think consoles hurt computers and fixes broken people?

    47. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no safe jobs anymore. You can only talk about short-term safety vs long-term safety.

      This goes for knowledge work, too. IBM is already pushing learning machines that can do such work...it's just the beginning.

      Eventually, all our work will be performed by our robot slaves, and they will be perfectly happy with that.

    48. Re: Some jobs will always be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most CEOs are quite bad at what they do. I would even say that most CEOs are worse than average. If we would give non CEOs opportunity to be a CEO the silent ones would most likely do pretty good job.

    49. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      Why can't we have both?

    50. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      The key development will be how we transition from having to work for our bread, to receiving it from a fully or mostly automated economy. It could become a dystopia in many ways. People without work can be a problem, because bored people are a very bad thing unless you've managed the transition so they can occupy themselves with something that keeps their attention and makes them feel like they're having a full life. They don't have to get everything, but humans have had jobs, hunted or tilled the soil for two million years or so now, there is no existence a human has ever had where they don't work for something.

      Bored people can be very dangerous to themselves and each other. We've seen from badly run welfare projects that you can't just hand someone a check that they can live on and expect that life to be a good one, or that it will provide a positive culture. You need more than just being able to meet minimum needs or minimal comfort levels.

      That's another reason I support people continuing to work, but on more and more interesting things. And I support programs that put people in space, under the sea and eventually on other worlds. We don't need the humans there for the science, although it wouldn't hurt, but what humanity needs is the challenge of doing things and individual humans need to be part of that.

      I do hope we can automate production AND manage the transition well. As it stands, the automation is coming, so we'd best start thinking about the transition, even if it is a century or two in the future.

    51. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Without assembly line workers Apple has nothing to sell.

      And the day that there aren't assembly line worker candidates lined up around the block to take those jobs, they will be paid more.

      Remember, those "slave labor" workers in China are coming to the city from the countryside to make more money than they did before. They may have terrible working conditions, but they are actually getting value from that pay, as minuscule as it seems to us.

    52. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by smelch · · Score: 1

      The safest jobs are the arts and services where you want a human element such as wait staff at a restaurant or a home decorator or a prostitute. These are services where the humanity is important and even if a robot could do a "better" job if you didn't know it was a robot, people will want to know that it is a real person.

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    53. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by smelch · · Score: 1

      Do you honestly believe that? Why doesn't one of the smarter VPs overthrow the dumber CEO then? Because they don't want to make the big bucks, or because they remember that great game of golf they played together?

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    54. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Because he doesn't have the crony connections the CEO does, that's why.

    55. Re: Some jobs will always be safe by techabuse · · Score: 1

      Rock-paper-scissors-shotgun.

    56. Re:Some jobs will always be safe by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Quite. The people who advocate a life of leisure clearly have little to no understanding of human nature. There's a reason even vastly rich people like Gates and Ellison still do some form of work even though they never need lift a finger again for the rest of their lives.

  3. What's "They took yer jerbs!" in binary? by NotDrWho · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe the robots can ask for unemployment.

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    1. Re:What's "They took yer jerbs!" in binary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming the robots speak ASCII-encoded binary English, then:


      [bin(ord(x)) for x in 'They took yer jerbs!']

      ['0b1010100', '0b1101000', '0b1100101', '0b1111001', '0b100000', '0b1110100', '0b1101111', '0b1101111', '0b1101011', '0b100000', '0b1111001', '0b1100101', '0b1110010', '0b100000', '0b1101010', '0b1100101', '0b1110010', '0b1100010', '0b1110011', '0b100001']

    2. Re:What's "They took yer jerbs!" in binary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      01000100 01110101 01110010 01101011 01110101 01110010 00100000 01000100 01110101 01110101 01110010 00100001

  4. Just give it a couple years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so they can get the kinks ironed out. Problem solved.

    1. Re:Just give it a couple years by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hey! I work for you, I sell my workforce and my time to you, but what I do in my private time is my own. I keep my kinks and they are none of your business!

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  5. when they eliminate obsoletely fatal combustibles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we'll all breath easier?

  6. not replacing robots by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Mercedes is shifting to what it calls “robot farming” - equipping workers with an array of smaller, lighter machines. ...
    The change will mean smaller, more flexible systems that work side-by-side with humans will replace some of the large traditional robotic machines, including in the production of the new Mercedes E-Class. A human or a lightweight machine will replace two fixed robots for the alignment of the car’s new heads-up display, which projects speed and directions on to the windshield.

    the basic problem is that Mercedes invested in large fixed machines that are limited in their abilities. they are temporarily relieving some of the large robots of certain duties to let more agile robots do the job. until the more agile robots are 100% ready, human will be assisting the robots.

    it's 2016 and it's about time companies start investing in manufacturing machines that have hands with dexterity equal to humans. also, robotics companies need to develop better programming interfaces so that the robots can be taught what to do rather than directly programmed.

    robots are still center stage here and humans are going to be on the sidelines again shortly.

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    1. Re:not replacing robots by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's not just dexterity, it's the ability to continually improve and to notice complex issues or inefficiencies.

      Toyota is the master of that, and many other manufacturers have adopted their technique. Staff are empowered to make suggestions and improvements to all processes. There are people employed just to implement suggestions, including building new tools where required.

      Robotic vision systems and AI are just nowhere near complex enough to do that kind of thing, and that is what Mercedes are now acknowledging. It's an even bigger issue when customers are demanding continual improvement of models rather than them building the same thing for five years.

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    2. Re: not replacing robots by Defakto · · Score: 0

      Actually, current trends disagree with you. Jobs that are easily automated are even easier to monitor. I know SMT companies are designing systems that perform on the fly adjustment of parameters for machines multiple levels upstream from the end result in order to drift a process back into alignment. Slight change in humidty causes problems with the wave solder joint? The vision system picks up the change and communicates it to the central controller. Information is relayed and the line adjusts one of many parameters and tracks the results to see what happened.

  7. A post from the paper (not mine), but apt. by dhaen · · Score: 2

    It's almost as if the Germans have just found a source of cheap human labour.

    1. Re:A post from the paper (not mine), but apt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, if they'd just waited, they could have invaded Menlo Park instead of Russia.

    2. Re:A post from the paper (not mine), but apt. by feufeu · · Score: 2

      You've obviously never been to a Mercedes factory, there's stricly nothing cheap about the way their workers are treated.

    3. Re:A post from the paper (not mine), but apt. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      As long as they're not temps or leased, of course. But they don't really count as human beings, or even workers.

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    4. Re:A post from the paper (not mine), but apt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the subcontractors doing the dirty work for them.

    5. Re:A post from the paper (not mine), but apt. by rsborg · · Score: 1

      It's almost as if the Germans have just found a source of cheap human labour.

      Achievement unlocked?

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  8. Only Temporary. by andydread · · Score: 1

    Eventually once they figure out how to program in the increased complexity that extreme customizations bring then the humans will once again be replaced by robots. Nothing to see here.

    1. Re:Only Temporary. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      They'll just build smaller, more flexible robot helpers for the robots.

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  9. Human overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new human overlords.

  10. How many of those employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are refugees? How is Mercedes Benz helping the migrant community?

    1. Re:How many of those employees by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Is "helping the migrant community" now the code for "buying slaves"?

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  11. im sure the transition was jarring. by nimbius · · Score: 1

    PHB: were firing everyone and going with robots. who here knows SCADA
    HR: I uh...yes, i know SCADA.

    six months later...

    PHB: ok robots arent working out as we'd intended so we're selling all of them and sending the programmers packing. Were going to be hiring a substantial number of new associates starting tomorrow...so...do any of you have any personnel or management experience?
    SCADA coder: I used to do our payroll and holiday time scheduling!
    PGB: Holy shit a talking SCADA programmer!

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  12. The sky is not falling by sjbe · · Score: 0

    The threshold for profitable robotic replacement does keep dropping.

    For specific well defined tasks of sufficient volume and economic value. The reason that I'm not worried about robots taking all our jobs is that there are SOOO many economically useful tasks for which will remain economically unviable to automation for the foreseeable future. I know dystopian futures are all the rage but the practical fact is that there are all sorts of technical and economic limits to automation. I run a manufacturing company and I can assure you that we are in no danger of robots pushing all people out of manufacturing any time soon. Similar to what happened in farming you will see a reduction of manufacturing jobs as a percentage of the work force but the number will not go to zero. I figure it will stabilize somewhere between 2-6% of the workforce in the coming decades though admittedly that is just a guess and it will take considerable time to get there.

    What jobs are safest?

    Developers of automation is the obvious one. Politicians for another. Artists. Engineers. Lawyers. Doctors and Nurses. Marketing. Soldiers. The list is pretty extensive. Automation will impact every job in some capacity but relatively few jobs will completely disappear.

    1. Re:The sky is not falling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What jobs are safest?

      Developers of automation is the obvious one. Politicians for another. Artists. Engineers. Lawyers. Doctors and Nurses. Marketing. Soldiers. The list is pretty extensive. Automation will impact every job in some capacity but relatively few jobs will completely disappear.

      Some of those aren't "going away" globally but they are disappearing locally. Right now people entering the engineering field are having trouble even getting their feet wet as a lot of the work that used to be handed off to the newbies is being offshored instead.

    2. Re:The sky is not falling by jbengt · · Score: 2

      Developers of automation is the obvious one. Politicians for another. Artists. Engineers. Lawyers. Doctors and Nurses. Marketing. Soldiers. The list is pretty extensive. Automation will impact every job in some capacity but relatively few jobs will completely disappear.

      Automation is already starting to replace engineers and soldiers. Expert systems are making inroads in medicine and law. There is already a glut of lawyers. Although the impact should be, for now, on the lower levels jobs of those fields, they could all be subject to great reductions in numbers of workers needed, except, due to obvious self-serving reasons, politicians.

  13. Re:when they eliminate obsoletely fatal combustibl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "breathe", you numbskull.

  14. It all boils down, in either case, to ... by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 2

    ... the cost of reprogramming.

    1. Re:It all boils down, in either case, to ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just that. With so many options, the robots would probably need to switch between specialized tools to handle the different components, or need a highly dexterous and flexible, hand-like tool (no such things are available for commercial robots, as far as I know). Additionally, the components must be made available to the robot in a way that makes them accessible. The last step may involve as much work as having a human install the device in the first step.

  15. Oblig. by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

    The robots cannot handle the pace of change and the complexity of the key customization options available for the company's S-Class saloon at the 101-year-old Sindelfingen plant

    "Hey! We don't serve their kind here.
    What?
    Your droids. They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here.

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  16. They Could Keep Up if not for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...Marketing weenies.

    About the time the engineers have the robots all programmed and tested for the available options, here comes the marketing department and management, changing their minds.

    1. Re:They Could Keep Up if not for... by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      ...Marketing weenies.

      Wow, Mercedez-Benz is really branching out.

  17. Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heated or cooled cup holders...
    Yeah, it's a Mercedes. Wonder if the cup holders run on engine vacuum.

  18. There's probably not a single strategy by hey! · · Score: 1

    ... that works everywhere, for everything.

    Humans are astonishingly versatile, but of course have many limitations. Oddly enough many managers don't seem to appreciate this, demanding things from people that they aren't good at and failing to exploit human strengths. So clearly one important factor in the ideal mix between robots and human workers at any point in time is how skillful you are at managing people. If you aren't very good at it, that tends to skew the best mix towards robots.

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    1. Re:There's probably not a single strategy by bmo · · Score: 1

      It seems that the best way to be promoted to management is to be bad at managing people and to be (drinking) buddies with the other people in management who are also bad at managing people.

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  19. Robots will not bring the end of scarcity by sjbe · · Score: 2

    If we can have Robots that make everything for nothing, including themselves, then we will be in a Utopia as no one will have want for anything.

    You haven't thought it through my friend. First off, human want is basically infinite, so there is that. Second, we have limits to the amount of energy practically available to us. Energy is the ultimate constraint on production of anything. Third, there are plenty of resources beyond labor that are scarce and provide practical constraints on production of tangible goods. Unless you are going to invoke some Star Trek replicator level of science fiction, even a self replicating hugely flexible robot will not mean the end of scarcity.

    1. Re:Robots will not bring the end of scarcity by GameboyRMH · · Score: 0

      You haven't thought it through my friend. First off, human want is basically infinite, so there is that.

      Human want is not even practically infinite, it is sometimes very large but quite finite. The incorrect assumption that human want is infinite is one of the mistakes that will cause the next economic collapse - right now we're assuming that the 1% can create enough demand to make work for the 99%, but they can't.

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    2. Re:Robots will not bring the end of scarcity by ranton · · Score: 2

      You haven't thought it through my friend. First off, human want is basically infinite, so there is that.

      Human want is not even practically infinite, it is sometimes very large but quite finite. The incorrect assumption that human want is infinite is one of the mistakes that will cause the next economic collapse - right now we're assuming that the 1% can create enough demand to make work for the 99%, but they can't.

      Human want being infinite has nothing to do with the labor requirements of fulfilling those desires. You are describing the problem that the 1% cannot create as much economic demand as the 99% regardless of having similar net worth. These are linked issues but not the same thing.

      You are correct that human desire is not literally infinite, but I think sjbe is also correct that human desire can be treated as basically infinite for any discussion of resource allocation.

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    3. Re:Robots will not bring the end of scarcity by khallow · · Score: 1

      The incorrect assumption that human want is infinite is one of the mistakes that will cause the next economic collapse - right now we're assuming that the 1% can create enough demand to make work for the 99%, but they can't.

      There are several things about this statement that I think illustrate its glaring ignorance. First, even though human want may not be "practically infinite", it is certainly much larger than what is actually consumed. People definitely want more living space, longer and better life, more stuff, children, etc. Second, we actually do have enough work for the so-called "99%". It's worth noting that the developing world is growing rapidly economically and employing billions of people.

      Third, so what of economic collapses? We've had dozens of them in the last couple of centuries. It's just not a big deal if we have dozens more in the two.

    4. Re:Robots will not bring the end of scarcity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 0.01% will only have so many cocks to suck.

      Fast forward a few centuries and I'll be fighting with you, gnarled claw and crooked tooth, over a sudden vacancy to suck off one of their favorite _servants_.

      I don't even know if I'm talking about a human servant in this scenario. Who cares, the ten cents dropped on the floor is a year's worth of contemporary welfare/BLI. Well, the equivalent, we don't actually get "paid" micropennies, they just give us gray jumpsuits, soy cubes in feeding troughs, and terrafoam.

    5. Re:Robots will not bring the end of scarcity by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 1

      First off, human want is basically infinite

      You're running an extremely pedantic argument here. I'm going to make the completely baseless assertion that the average person could live a dignified life on $250/week. That works out to $13,000 per year. I've done it before and plan to do it again.

      So let's head over to the CIA World Factbook entry for the USA. The population of the USA is listed as 321,368,864. There's a breakdown by age below that figure, and if we add up the population that's 15 and over we get 260,351,528. Double checking against the 0-14 year old demographic (61,017,336) looks good.

      The point of generating the two different numbers is whether or not somebody wants to argue that childrens' parents should get an extra $250/week/child (this is dangerous imnsho) or nothing per extra child (not quite right either in my book, so let's pretend since I don't have an 18 and over population count that the 15-17 year olds represent some kind of additional income that would be given to parents per child, probably good to cap at 2 children).

      Estimated GDP in 2015 was $17,970,000,000,000. (I'm not going to bother with significant figures here.) Now, IANAEconomist, so let's do one thing to that number: multiply by 68.8%, which was the portion of the GDP from household consumption. We get $12,363,360,000,000.

      So, here is what I'm proposing: eliminate every welfare program in place (except healthcare, different debate), scrap minimum wage laws, and just give everybody $250/week. A lot of people will need to move out here to flyover country and that may upset the dynamics that allow me to assert that $250/week is enough to live a dignified life on. We'd probably also need to take up Mr. Trump's proposal to build a wall. Total cost given our two population counts to arrive at an annual cost of doing this: between $3,384,569,864,000 and $4,177,795,232,000, little over an order of magnitude less than GDP.

      What I'm saying is that we don't need unicorns, rainbows, or Star Trek replicators (unless I've made some completely stupid amateur error because IANAEconomist) to be "post-scarcity enough" to implement a universal basic income tomorrow if we wanted to.

      In before the "people are lazy bums who would just spend all day high on the couch" bugbear. (Frankly, when somebody runs this, it makes me think that they are not a very creative, inventive, or motivated person but like projecting their flaws on others.) People currently stay on welfare because the minute they obtain gainful employment, they stand to lose benefits of value that exceeds what any employer would offer to pay them. I have seen this happen first hand: somebody runs the numbers from their subsidized housing, welfare, etc, and concludes that they stand to lose if they start working. Trials of universal basic incomes show that many people keep their jobs because the dynamic is different: the basic income is in addition to what they earn. Other people innovate, showing a very important synergy with capitalism and the free market or become more involved in the community. As for the people who actually are lazy bums--there's nothing you can do about them. Better to house and feed them than spend upwards of $100,000,000 per year per individual by some estimates I've read (no idea the credibility there) on homeless services or incarceration.

      My calculation may have been horrendously flawed (I'll expect to get flamed to death), but the point is that there are only two ways for an increasingly wealthy technological society to go: universal basic income Star Trek utopia or back to the dark ages due to wealth disparity. The only question is when the right time is to implement universal basic income. I'll accept arguments that 2016 isn't the right time; maybe 2030 or 2050 when I'll be retired anyway is.

    6. Re: Robots will not bring the end of scarcity by techabuse · · Score: 1

      Sadly, this future seems way more likely. Have you read Manna?

    7. Re: Robots will not bring the end of scarcity by techabuse · · Score: 1
  20. Robots aren't always better, even for low skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A little anecdote. The local carwash with a automatic mechanical washing street went bankrupt because they could not compete with the hand wash car wash. The hand wash was just as expensive for the customer, but their costs were lower and delivered a better result.

    The automatic carwash had to spend quite some money for maintenance, energy and employees and needed more customers to break even. Their equipment had a maximum capacity and thus they could not scale up easily (or scale down) like the hand wash did who just hired some extra help.

  21. And they charge more for that model car by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    The run-of-the-mill low-end Benz still made by robots but the higher priced model has enough profit margin to offset the increased cost of using moist robots.

  22. The last robot ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... out the door said, "I'll be back"

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  23. Replicating the human hand by sjbe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    it's 2016 and it's about time companies start investing in manufacturing machines that have hands with dexterity equal to humans.

    For specific tasks we have devices that already exceed human dexterity. Sometimes by a lot. The challenge isn't really dexterity as much as programability. We can make devices that hugely exceed human precision for many tasks. Replicating a human hand as an end effector is kind of a pointless and expensive exercise for most tasks. There are much more optimal designs depending on what you are doing. For example having a robotic copy of a human hand holding a welding torch is pointless complication and adds a lot of cost. There are people working on anthro designs but mostly for academic rather than practical purposes. I suspect you'll see it in places but as a general proposition replicating the human body isn't often the best approach to problem solving.

    also, robotics companies need to develop better programming interfaces so that the robots can be taught what to do rather than directly programmed.

    Already done. I was working with VR programming of robots for assembly line work 15 years ago in my day job and there has been progress since then.

  24. I think you mean, "Swap People for Robots" by RandCraw · · Score: 1

    When swapping, 1st noun replaces 2nd.

    Swapping robots for people is hardly news.

    1. Re:I think you mean, "Swap People for Robots" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got that exactly backwards.

      If I swap X for Y, I'm giving X and getting Y. Headline is correct.

    2. Re:I think you mean, "Swap People for Robots" by RandCraw · · Score: 1

      Not so, if you're swapping people in and robots out.

      Alas the verb 'swap' is meaningful only if you know which term is replacing the other -- a subtlety lost in a short headline.

      Obviously 'Humans Replace Robots' would have avoided the ambiguity altogether.

  25. Toyota by HideyoshiJP · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they're taking a page from Toyota's playbook.

  26. Germany has good unions! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 0

    Germany has good unions!

    To bad that the GOP does not like them in the usa.

  27. universal health care can help in the usa by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    universal health care can help in the usa at the very least of moving the older people who don't need to work but are waiting for medicare. The ACA kind of covers that.

  28. Re:Robots aren't always better, even for low skill by Falos · · Score: 1

    >spent money on maintenance, superfluous employees
    All I hear is a robot voice saying "OPTIMIZING..."

    $5/hr humans are going to look expensive when an unpaid robot can lay the brick, hell, can assemble the fucking wash system itself.

    It's not here now, no, but 99.9% of Earth's descendants are fucked. I might complain about the shit deals my generation got, but I'm glad I dodged the post-labor bullet.

  29. yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm so glad the stuck up snobs who buy their cars can now continue to ride around with tire valve cap A, instead of tire valve cap B. Can you image the HORROR of having the wrong tire valve cap on? The gaffe... the people at the country club woud give you HELL. Ahh, life is so hard.

  30. Think of the robot children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With their parents out of work, how many little robots will now go to school hungry?

    1. Re: Think of the robot children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Finland robots actually go to school. Only in marginal cases. And they are provided food at the school. Just like other kids. For the curious. Robots are part of experiment. Students will program them to interact with other students.

  31. Janitors do not work longer and harder than CEOs by sjbe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The janitors generally work harder and longer hours than CEOs.

    No as a matter of fact janitors do NOT work harder and longer than the CEOs. The fact that you say that shows that you have no idea what a CEO of a large company actually does or the sort of hours they put in. I'll presume you know what a janitor does but I've yet to meet one who works harder than a CEO. They also provide quite a lot less value to a company and are far more easily replaced.

    Are a lot of CEOs overpaid? Certainly. Are a lot of rank and file workers underpaid? Of course. But let's not get absurd about the relative value or typical work ethic of janitors.

    As the janitors don't get 6-12 weeks of paid vacation a year.

    Neither do most CEOs and even if they did, most couldn't really take it. Being CEO of a large corporation is a pretty all consuming job. You don't get to that job by taking a lot of time off and you certainly don't stay there by taking time off.

  32. Post-Scarcity = Science Fiction by sjbe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    In a post-scarcity economy, they could be bought off even more cheaply, and live much better, with no net tax increase on the rich.

    "In a post-scarcity economy"? Does that come with a side of unicorn farts and pixie dust? That's like saying that if Hogwarts were real we could use magic to do all the hard work. There is no such thing as a post-scarcity economy and there never will be. Unless you can find some way to literally generate vast (bordering on unlimited) energy with no negative side effects you will never get to anything resembling a "post-scarcity" economy. There is no remotely plausible way that is going to happen.

  33. Economics is more complicated than you believe by sjbe · · Score: 1

    If robots do 100% of everything from cutting down the trees to making the carpet, you can have a house for the cost of the energy alone.

    Incorrect. You are neglecting the cost of materials, the opportunity cost of the production, time value of money, financing costs, scarcity of the land and several other important costs. The economics are quite a bit more complicated than you are implying.

    If power is all drawn from renewable sources, the cost could theoretically be zero or close to it.

    In what universe? You think the equipment to get the power will be free? You think we'll magically have unlimited generating capacity with no environmental consequences? Renewable power isn't magic and certainly isn't even close to zero economic cost.

    Then, if we are able to have the robots mine asteroids, we would then be in a post-scarcity economy where everything is free and nobody has to work.

    You've been watching too much Star Trek. There is no such thing as a post scarcity economy and there never will be. Even if mining asteroids were practical (not clear that it is) and that it provided every kind of valuable and necessary resource (it won't) it still would not make everything free. There would be a non-trivial economic cost to it. An undergraduate accounting student could prove that your assertion is bogus.

    1. Re:Economics is more complicated than you believe by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Well, I feel that humanity will get there. And since nobody can prove it one way or the other, I say it will happen :)

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    2. Re:Economics is more complicated than you believe by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Live in any conceptual fantasy world you choose.

      Just don't expect to make social policy from there.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  34. Energy too cheap to meter - heard that before by sjbe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In a world without labor cost, where robots can produce windmills, solar panels, and geothermal plants, even energy will have near zero cost.

    Not according to anyone who has even a basic understanding of accounting. Even if the production of those things could be completely automated (it cannot without invoking science fiction) there still are costs of materials, cost of financing, limited amounts of land, environmental costs, cost of tooling, cost of design, and plenty of other non-trivial costs that you aren't considering. The fact that you take direct labor to approximately zero doesn't make it free. Not even close.

    By the way we've heard the "energy too cheap to meter" argument before. It was bogus then and it is bogus now.

    1. Re:Energy too cheap to meter - heard that before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. How many humans can the world accommodate? In a world without "artificial scarcity" they'll breed like rabbits on viagra and fertility pills (producing real scarcity), and already there is arguably far too many of them.

  35. They missed the word "yet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The robots cannot handle the pace of change and the complexity of the key customization options available for the company's S-Class

    It is a safe be to say that improvements in technology will make this a temporary change.

  36. Drunks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The company's S-Class saloon". Was this article written at one of these S-Class saloons?

  37. Purely a technical decision? by swb · · Score: 1

    I'm curious if this was a purely technical decision based on tasks and available automation technology, or if somehow labor politics was involved.

    My understanding (which will quickly be corrected here, I'm sure) is that labor is a pretty high level stakeholder in German industry with more influence than typical American labor unions.

    Is it possible this could have been done to create more jobs or working hours for labor under the guise of automation isn't right for the task?

  38. Supplement not replace by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Automation is already starting to replace engineers and soldiers.

    Automation is SUPPLEMENTING engineers and soldiers. It isn't replacing them any more than Quickbooks replaced accountants or CAD replaced engineers. It just acts as a force multiplier. Any engineer that can be replaced by automation isn't worthy of the title. There is no replacement for boots on the ground in combat and there isn't one likely any time soon.

    Expert systems are making inroads in medicine and law.

    Again as a supplement. They are demonstrably not replacing members of those professions in any meaningful way. Those expert systems make the doctors better at their job but we still need the doctors. There is no automation in development that is going to replace a surgeon any time soon.

    There is already a glut of lawyers.

    Which is utterly unrelated to automation or the lack thereof.

    1. Re:Supplement not replace by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Never said automation would replace all the people in those job categories. But, as a force multiplier, it means you can get away with fewer human workers for a given task. That means, absent more tasks to do for those job descriptions, there will be fewer jobs available for humans for those positions. (No, I'm not a Luddite. I understand more work of a different kind and fewer hours per work week could be made possible) BTW I am an engineer, and I already see that the fees are getting squeezed while the requirements of the projects expanding to meet the expectations that automation drives. But the outcomes aren't often better because of it.

  39. Re:Janitors do not work longer and harder than CEO by WheezyJoe · · Score: 1

    No as a matter of fact janitors do NOT work harder and longer than the CEOs

    Depends on the company, depends on the CEO. An emerging tech company, shoe-string budget, heated competition, something to prove? Work like hell.

    Established commodity company? Government contractor? Off to the golf course... machine runs better without you around messing with it. Indeed, if you were to show up, all the Presidents and VP's feel the need to stop by and report to you (read: schmooze). Disappear, and they get back to work. Besides, don't you have a charity event or a board meeting that needs attending?

    Janitor, on the other hand, has to clock in and clock out just right or get fired by the assistant assistant manager's assistant who's responsible for his department.

    Oh, and budget cut time? Who's gonna feel the pain? The CEO? He fuck-well gives himself a raise. Why, Mr. Board Chairman? Because cutting jobs is stressful, and there's other CEO jobs out there beckoning for talent and willing to pay more. Just the cost of doing business. Better to pay up now than to go through the disruption (and stock price hit) of hiring someone new, right? Gotta form a search committee, issue press releases... better to just pay up.

    or don't. Golden parachute. It's in the contract drawn up by my lawyer that you signed when you hired me.

    Janitor... no contract? No lawyer on retainer? Not even a union rep? or health insurance? and you still ain't got your title back from TitleMax?
    Huh... you in some shit!

    --
    Take it easy, Charlie, I've got an Angle...
  40. Beware of naive extrapolation by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Yeah. How many humans can the world accommodate? In a world without "artificial scarcity" they'll breed like rabbits on viagra and fertility pills (producing real scarcity), and already there is arguably far too many of them.

    There is plenty of evidence that isn't necessarily true. Birth rates in many countries have fallen below replacement as they have improved their economic well being. The best birth control appears to be economic opportunity. A Malthusian catastrophe is not a particularly likely scenario. It's just a perfect example of noticing a trend and extrapolating naively.

  41. Get real by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Established commodity company? Government contractor? Off to the golf course... machine runs better without you around messing with it.

    "Established commodity company"? What like a steel manufacturer? If you think those executives aren't involved you've not met too many of them. While I have no doubt you could find some lazy CEOs out there for the most part the job doesn't lend itself to kicking back and relaxing. I don't know if you've ever actually worked with government contractors but I have. I spent some time with working at Boeing and some of my current customers are government contractors and I've met their CEOs. They don't remotely fit your description of them. You seem to think that big companies are these things that run themselves with little direction needed from the top. Couldn't be further from the truth in most cases. Not if they want to remain in business anyway.

    Janitor, on the other hand, has to clock in and clock out just right or get fired by the assistant assistant manager's assistant who's responsible for his department.

    Boy, clocking in and out on time. What a tough thing to do. So hard doing the absolute minimum required of you... Really, you're going to argue that punching a time clock somehow means they are unfairly burdened?

    Oh, and budget cut time? Who's gonna feel the pain?

    Which has what exactly to do with who works harder and longer? Yeah it's tough at the bottom of the food chain, no doubt. There also is usually a reason they are at the bottom of the ladder. I've employed more than a few janitors over the years. Nice enough people for the most part but generally not terribly bright or particularly hard working.

    1. Re:Get real by WheezyJoe · · Score: 1

      You know, if I hadn't been commenting, I'd mod you up insightful. Well said.

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      Take it easy, Charlie, I've got an Angle...
  42. What was old ... by eneville · · Score: 1

    ... is new again

  43. Re:Robots aren't always better, even for low skill by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

    "Have an A1 day"

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    Oh, I'm sorry sir, I thought you were referring to me, Mr. Wensleydale.
  44. Steel by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

    400,000 vehicles a year from 1,500 tons of steel a day

    If they run 365 days, that's 1368.75 kg of steel per vehicle. Even if they only run 250 days, it's 937.5 kg. Crap, that's massive, even without all the plastic, leather, wiring, batteries, hoses, etc.

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    Oh, I'm sorry sir, I thought you were referring to me, Mr. Wensleydale.
  45. Option to make it last? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend at work has an original unrestored Mercedes-Benz W100 600 SWB from the 1960 that still purrs like a kitten and is comfyer than most new cars to ride in. Is there a checkbox on the orderform for the new S-class to have it last 50 yrs? or is it just 10-15 yrs before the scrapheap like most modern cars?

  46. I'm not seeing any numbers. Is it 1 job, 100? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    How many robots have been replaced?

    How many human jobs have been added?

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    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  47. Re:Janitors do not work longer and harder than CEO by tnk1 · · Score: 1

    Thing is, you don't qualify for being that type of CEO unless you've done quite a few the jobs underneath. That person used to be one of those VPs, and possibly a director or even a minion. There are some that get into those roles because of Daddy, but that is not the rule at that level.

    You may be on the golf course, or at a charity luncheon. But the reason you are there is because you know how to run a company, you know when to intervene and when to not. And you know that that luncheon is part of your work, as well. If you are needed to give a speech at some conference, you need to be there and ready. The analysts are watching you, your company's stock price or product line sometimes hanging on your words. You better nail it or you company takes a dive. Steve Jobs understood that, and that is why his talks were legendary for both their insane preparation and his ability to get things done with them. Jobs was nothing at all without his engineers, but where would Apple be today without him?

    Now, at my much more humble level, the people on my team complete their assigned tasks, I don't care if they sit around on the web or go home early. I give them plenty to do, but I don't pay them less when they complete work quickly and correctly and are not constantly typing away. I value them for their skills and knowledge because I know for a fact that I need people with those skills and experience to do the job. Trust me, I have been "gifted" people who don't have those skills, and until they are up to speed, they're worse than useless, they're a drag on the team because we have to fix their mistakes while training them. I can't just grab someone who wants to do the job, even someone who is a hard worker. Raw work is needed, but it is *not decisive*.

    I'm not saying a CEO is worth 100 times what I am worth as a human, but they do have experience and job responsibilities that they worked at. You can't just jam a janitor, or even a Sr. Manager in the CEO job. There are a small number of people who can do the job, and they have real work to do.

    I think the real problem with corporations and the economy in general is that we need to change the goals of the system. Efficiency and demand still need to have a place, but we must find a way to temper it with social value, and I don't think that will actually come from laws or regulations imposed on people who don't believe in them. I think it comes from a society and a cultural commitment to do these things.

    If you have a culture where getting the most points (i.e. dollars) or things is not the highest goal, you will find that it ceases to become an issue. I think America suffers from a consumerist and materialistic bent which has destroyed the balance. There are billionaires out there who will probably do nothing with the bulk of their money other than give it to charity or bequeath it to someone else. So it is clear they don't need to make that money, they need a new attitude. I don't think we can get it back with a law, I think we have to get it back and then the laws won't be needed most of the time, because people will do the right things of their own accord. The real question is how we do that.

  48. Should of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh?

  49. Re:Janitors do not work longer and harder than CEO by WheezyJoe · · Score: 1

    I think what you may be talking about is the Milton Friedman principle: a company’s primary purpose, and the purpose to which the CEO should solely focus, is to maximize shareholder value. A couple of generations have now grown up never knowing anything else. But the idea only dates back to the 1970's, but yet would have profound effects on the country, including the binding of executive pay to stock performance, and would ultimately contribute to the slash and burn antics of the buy 'em, split 'em, and sell 'em off for a quick-buck mayhem of the 1980's.

    Have no idea whether this goo can ever be stuffed back into the tube. But the cult of feverishly favoring shareholders over employees and customers, where shareholders care only about quarterly portfolio values (if they're paying attention at all), tends to reward short-term cost-cutting, and does not inspire employee or customer loyalty. The best CEO's shield shareholder matters from employees, so that employees can concentrate on a future with the company rather than the next wave of layoffs.

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  50. Re:Janitors do not work longer and harder than CEO by tnk1 · · Score: 1

    To some degree I am talking about that, and I mention shareholder value, but there are other things CEOs do which can move forward a company without specifically discussing shareholder value too. For instance, the luncheons can be charity events, where a CEO tends to be sent to participate or officiate.

    CEOs can be very in-the-trenches sorts of people, but when you're in charge of a holding company with not only many units, but many different types of companies, your responsibilities can vary a lot from direct management of a specific organization.

    And actually, shareholder value has always been Number One, the short term focus is what is new about that. Previously, stock prices were not so independent from the way companies were run, because the focus used to be on long term investment. If you bought a stock, you didn't buy a fly-by-night, and you looked at how well the businesses were doing, not how you could create news which allowed short term manipulation of stock price.

    Alas, either way, I don't think the short term trader focus is going back in the bottle either. Too much money is being made that way.