Toyota Teams With Microsoft On Connected Cars (usatoday.com)
An anonymous reader quotes a report from USA TODAY: Toyota announced an enhanced relationship with Microsoft on Monday aimed at delivering "connected car" services to drivers in ways they probably never could have imagined. Already, drivers ask the infotainment system in their cars for restaurant recommendations, but many locations often would require that a driver turn around. But with Toyota Connected, the system might be modified to only recommend restaurants on the highway ahead -- and then only the kinds of food that the driver usually prefers. Road information can be delivered to drivers based on driving patterns -- knowing the routes they usually take. Auto insurance could be priced more accurately because the system could report on a driver's actual miles and routes traveled. Medical-related sensors could also be built into the car, like heartbeat monitors or sensors on the steering wheel. Some of the services could be offered to customers wirelessly by being beamed directly into their cars, but Lobenstein said that customer privacy considerations will be paramount. Toyota Connected hopes to have its first products within a year. Toyota Connected, as it's called, is built on Microsoft's Azure cloud computing platform. Toyota plans to invest $5.5 million in the new venture, even though much of the technology will be based on their current research and development for smart automobiles.
I wonder if the car will automatically order a new version of itself for you when MSFT decides the one you've got is too old, and you need the latest and greatest.
Blue screen of death anyone?
No more Toyota cars for me henceforth.
I love the Microsoft's MyFord Touch. It is the greatest thing ever. /sarcasm
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Dear Toyota and Microsoft,
No thank you.
Sincerely,
Everybody.
Hate to tell you guys, but AI could replace your jobs as /. posters.
I can't post just one.
So now there are cars with Windows as an option?
What happens in the event of a crash? Is there a blue screen of actual death?
What happens when you push the start button?
Does it come with chrome, or you have to install it yourself?
"I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit"
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Due to their impeccable, undying engines and shitty, vulnerable software, the cars will be hacked, modified and adopted by various militant groups and warlords around the world.
No more touchscreens in cars please. Seriously stop it.
Give me good knobs with detents, not too many of them, and let me get back to driving.
Also, please give me an analog speed display, I greatly prefer them. I loathe the digital display in my Nissan.
This is another one of those weird "partnerships" that amounts to nothing more than an attempt to get some free press.
Toyota "investing" $5 million means that this will NEVER really be used in a production car in any real way.
And, even if it WAS something that was actually going to happen, this is exactly the kind of thing that Microsoft is truly terrible at. Have Microsoft EVER successfully partnered with a third-party? I can't think of a single time that worked. Microsoft seems to "partner" with whoever, then create some half-assed version of Windows or whatever that doesn't actually work, and then stops supporting it after the first year.
Auto insurance could be priced more accurately because the system could report on a driver's actual miles and routes traveled.
Does this sound like Pandora's box opening to anyone but me? This would be enough to cause me to buy another brand / model of car just to get away from it...
Driver: "Okay car, phone home."
Toyota/MS Connected Voice: "I phone home hundreds of times per second. Is that what you meant?"
Driver: "No, I need to talk to my wife. Phone home."
T/MS: "Dialing Microsoft Support..."
Driver: "No, Car, stop! NO NO NO, I mean stop calling, not stop the car in this busy lane!!!"
T/MS: "Hitler did nothing wrong."
I deny that I have not avoided attaining the opposite of that which I do not want.
Put the app on the users phone...take advantage of the power that's already in the users hand. Certainly integrate a panel/voice control with the users phone, but don't make them use Microsoft...a word synonymous with the word Crash, in a car. Car tech doesn't change as fast as phone tech does, plus, most users will not be happy paying for yet another internet connection. And, if you put the functionality on their phone, they'll have access to it no matter who's car they're driving (or the passenger in).
Give a hand, not a hand-out.
Damn. I guess I won't be buying another Toyota then.
Should be immune to all this extraneous bullshit in the vehicle.
Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
and dealer only service even oil changes and they can bill $30-$40 + labor for that.
The guys at Ford can feel comfortable knowing they are no longer the only suckers in the room.
There should be a competing open source framework and set of apps you could load that only affect the connectivity part and not actual automotive control. The framework would implement the basic car-2-car communications and protocols to communicate to the Toyota mothership. After that, its an app store with security testing and validation controls.
Yes, really the only thing you can do is try to locate all the computers with cellular functions and either remove their antennae or disable the chips. Of course, you are still boned because the vehicle keeps track of all the data in its "black box" to be used to incriminate you.
Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
Dear Toyota, don't you realize that distracted driving is illegal in most countries? Please remove your "infotainment" systems from all vehicles.
To turn it off you need only wait a year until the car is no longer supported and nothing but the tracking device works.
Would you like to update to the latest version? It is FREE!
Requiem for the American Dream
Would you like to update to the latest version? It is FREE!
Please pull over whilst your car is upgraded. This should take no more than four hours.
Requiem for the American Dream
Would you like to update to the latest version? It is FREE!
This is the best version yet. Please pull over to tell us whether you'd like to upgrade.
Requiem for the American Dream
Would you like to update to the latest version? It is FREE!
Nine tenths of the planet have already relented to our persitent nagging to upgrade.
Requiem for the American Dream
Would you like to update to the latest version? It is FREE!
Please pull over to upgrade. You can revert back if you find that steering no longer works. Only eight hours total added to your journey.
Requiem for the American Dream
Welcome to the car wash. Please insert your token to wash your car.
-- clink --
Thank you. Upgrading your car to Windows Car 10 whilst you wait. It's FREEE!
Requiem for the American Dream
Would you like to update to the latest version? It is FREE!
You still haven't upgraded. It's FREE! Reliable steering is a small price to pay. It's FREE!
Requiem for the American Dream
Would you like to update to the latest version? It is FREE!
We'll ask again tomorrow.
Requiem for the American Dream
... so it's not as bad as it sounds. Unless they "upgrade" existing cars during yearly checkup.
Will be known as Cartana.
Technology works and toyota sucks.....
It enough to make a lot of Toyota customer unhappy. Microsoft is a brand that carry one of the most heavy pain in the mass market. Any new linked to that name is risky.
No Toyota for me. I don't want to wait while my car reboots.
Some of the older crowd will remember the Ralph Nadar book "Unsafe at Any Speed" from around '65. I'll trust Microsoft with my car when pigs fly. I was just surfing on my only Windows 10 box a few hours ago when it randomly rebooted w/o warning...haven't had time to investigate, but it wasn't a SW update.
Just another day in Paradise
Obligatory: https://xkcd.com/612/
blindly antisocialist = antisocial
That's because Carlin was right about "Fussy eaters"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Just another day in Paradise
That's two words. And for the record, this can occur in completely mechanical designs as well. It happened to me in a '85 Hyundai Excel. Fortunately, it was simple enough to override...pushed the clutch to the floor, and watched the tach continue to climb...brake and turn off the ignition...easy peasy. Same thing when I restarted it, but after that no repeat, and the dealership couldn't find an issue.
Just another day in Paradise
That one sentence clashes with everything else in the summary. It's not possible to track all of that information and not have privacy issues. If insurance rates will be based on driver miles and habits there's no way that it will be anonymized data.
Don't get me wrong - I think driver-less cars are probably the future and I realize that information will need to be gathered to make it successful. But I think we all disagree on how much information needs to be gathered and reported.
"A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
There's no doubt that Toyota is partnering with a world leader.
Microsoft has shown its ability to provide the lowest common denominator in secure operating systems since 1993.
That's 23 years of being #1 at the most easily-hacked awful excuse for shitty software engineering.
Mac people love macs. Good on them.
Linux people love linux. Good on them.
There's nobody who's a "windows person and loves windows", just people forced to support poor choices made by upper management that doesn't know tech but mandated "we will buy THIS and not THAT."
Toyota appears to have joined the crowd.
- I don't intend to have my car sit for an hour every "patch Tuesday" getting updated
- I don't intend to have my car randomly stop working and reboot
- Microsoft has a 20+ year track record of NOT DOING ANYTHING RIGHT. All their "advances" come from stealing from the MacOS/Linux crowd.
I think I'll keep driving my Hyundai. Sorry, Toyota, you bet on the loser horse.
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... If you see a blue bright light... don't walk to it!
Auto insurance could be priced more accurately because the system could report on a driver's actual miles and routes traveled ... Lobenstein said that customer privacy considerations will be paramount.
Anyone notice a contradiction there?
"Your privacy is our top concern! That's why we're going to give your insurance company a complete record of everywhere you drive!"
"I'm too busy to research this and form an educated opinion, but I do have time to tell everyone my uninformed opinion."
Blue screen, you could be dead soon.