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NASA: Global Warming Is Now Changing How Earth Wobbles (go.com)

An anonymous reader writes: A new study from NASA finds global warming is shifting the way the Earth wobbles on its polar axis. Melting ice sheets are changing the distribution of weight on Earth, which has caused both the North Pole and the wobble, called polar motion, to change course. Since 1899, scientists and navigators have been accurately measuring the true pole and polar motion and for almost the entire 20th century they migrated a bit toward Canada. That migration has changed with this century -- now they're moving toward England, said study lead author Surendra Adhikari at NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab. "The recent shift from the 20th-century direction is very dramatic," Adhikari said. NASA scientist and the study's co-author Eirk Ivins said, Greenland has lost on average more than 600 trillion pounds of ice a year since 2003 and that affects the way the Earth wobbles in a manner similar to a figure skater lifting one leg while spinning.

232 comments

  1. The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Ann+O'Nymous-Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Maybe it'll make all those denialist idiots sticking their heads in the sand, even more dizzy than they were.

    1. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by inode_buddha · · Score: 0, Troll

      Nah. They'll just say that man doesn't understand everything, God is doing it and besides those scientists are all biased liburs cuz they're taking govt money.... *sigh* yes I actually have heard this argument

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    2. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Nice strawman ad hominem.

    3. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, those Satellite Records deniers, like Bill Nye the Climate Guy, are pretty dizzy!

    4. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Nothing will make the pseudo-skeptics change their minds. But it's irrelevant, when even major oil producers like Saudi Arabia are setting the stage for the post-oil world, they, like pseudo-skeptics in other areas, will just fade to background noise.

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    5. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Nah. They'll just say that man doesn't understand everything, God is doing it and besides those scientists are all biased liburs cuz they're taking govt money.... *sigh* yes I actually have heard this argument

      It's like you ask a Republican politician if he or she believes in Evolution, or that the world is more than 6000 years old.

      They have to answer "Well - I'm not a scientist. That is the only answer one is permitted, unless they want to drink the fundy koolaid.. And that's treading on thin ice.

      It's amazing how a small cadre of nut jobs has the Republican party by the balls, and they dance like a puppet to their demands.

      Because as late as 2007, The Republicans as a party believed in AGW Said so right in the party platform.

      Now Dinosaurs and Men existed at the same time, Light slows up and speeds down in order to suit gawd, and all science is a work of Beelzebub.

      Oh. And the Freemasons.

      Oh, and the Kenyan Terror baby.

      Oh, and gays and transgenders

      Oh, Let's just say everyone but the core constituency.

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    6. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hurr, durr.

    7. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by andymadigan · · Score: 1

      In what world does believing humans are causing climate change automatically mean I'm going to start buying green-washed products?

      On the other hand, I suppose you're probably still using lead paint and lead lined cookware, because science is just a scam to get you to buy new stuff.

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    8. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How is it a strawman? Particularly the latter point, that climatologists are compromised because they work by and large with government grants is brought up all the time as a counter to AGW research. For chrissakes, that claim is trotted by pseudo-skeptics in fields like geology, evolution, and cancer research.

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    9. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world in which greenwashed products are forced upon you through either subsidies or outright bans of products that didn't have a presence on K street.

    10. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2, Funny

      We encourage the cost-effective development of renewable energy, but the taxpayers should not serve as venture capitalists for risky endeavors. It is important to create a pathway toward a market-based approach for renewable energy sources and to aggressively develop alternative sources for electricity generation such as wind, hydro, solar, biomass, geothermal, and tidal energy. Partnerships between traditional energy industries and emerging renewable industries can be a central component in meeting the nation’s long-term needs. Alternative forms of energy are part of our action agenda to power the homes and workplaces of the nation.

      - GOP 2012 Platform

      Oh those terrible, terrible Republicans and their hatred towards renewable energy! Oh wait...

      As far as your other strawmen, they're not even addressed in the 2012 platform. Don't know where you got the GOP position - for or against - on any of those. Other than projection, or perhaps some left-wing whacko website?

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    11. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by riverat1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course that is what a lot of us that are being called "denialist", which just FYI is an regressive term designed to shut down discussion by comparing anybody that doesn't buy magic beans to Holocaust deniers, ...

      It's the climate science deniers that are trying hard to make the link between denial in general and Holocaust denial specifically so they can look like a persecuted minority.

    12. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny how "drink the fundy koolaid" is used to insult conservatives when Jonestown was a communist commune, and not a religious cult ... of course everyone ignores that because "hey look at the dumb conservative christian" .... but you keep throwing out inappropriate comparisons that show off your ignorance.

      (and no, I am an atheist that rejects both major political parties, so I'm not being pedantic for the sake of making my side better, since I don't have any skin in this game. I just cringe a little when people use Guy Fawkes to represent anarchism when he was a theocratic nutjob, and use the Koolaid bit to insult religious wackos when it was a revolt against American capitalism and for soviet style communism. It was also flavoraid, but whatever.)

    13. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      - GOP 2012 Platform

      Ask and ye shall receive! From the 2008 Republican Party platform. Addressing Climate Change Responsibly

      The same human economic activity that has brought freedom and opportunity to billions has also increased the amount of carbon in the atmosphere. While the scope and long-term consequences of this are the subject of ongoing scientific research, common sense dictates that the United States should take measured and reasonable steps today to reduce any impact on the environment. Those steps, if consistent with our global competitiveness will also be good for our national security, our energy independence, and our economy. Any policies should be global in nature, based on sound science and technology, and should not harm the economy.

      Oh those terrible, terrible Republicans and their hatred towards renewable energy! Oh wait...

      I'mWaitingI'mWaitingI'mWaitingI'mWaitingI'mWaitingI'mWaiting , nah - no more.

      Tell me, you really have to hate the Internet. It is most inconvenient for you. If you want to argue with me, I will give citations, and I check them out before I post, most of the time. Oh yeah, Here's the 2008 Republican party platform link http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu...

      As far as your other strawmen, they're not even addressed in the 2012 platform. Don't know where you got the GOP position - for or against - on any of those.

      ahem... this microphone on? You in the back I said the 2007 platform.

      Tell me, it's gonna be Trump, or Dominionist Cruz as your chosen representative. Which one acknowledges AGW? or GW? Your Presidential Candidate Donald Trump says about Global warming

      "“This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice”

      "Antarctic ice shelf melt 'lowest EVER recorded, global warming is NOT eroding it'"

      "It's really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!"

      "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

      He's your presidential Candidate, and he wil control the party platfom

      And dear reader, is a straw man when a person uses verifiable quotes? Take your stupid "left winger" pejoritives and spend spome time doing research instead of lockstepping.

      The bubble and the echo chamber is your home, and no doubt.

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    14. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The Creationists have tried similar tactics.

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    15. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 0

      Nice rant. Yet it doesn't address my point. The 2012 GOP platform clearly endorses alternative, renewable energy.

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    16. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 0

      Of course that is what a lot of us that are being called "denialist", which just FYI is an regressive term designed to shut down discussion by comparing anybody that doesn't buy magic beans to Holocaust deniers, ...

      It's the climate science deniers that are trying hard to make the link between denial in general and Holocaust denial specifically so they can look like a persecuted minority.

      Really? What are you on? I want some...

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    17. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0

      It's funny how "drink the fundy koolaid" is used to insult conservatives when Jonestown was a communist commune, and not a religious cult ..

      You managed to take a bunch of idiots following a madman and assume I was talking about that. I'm talking about Fundamentalist Christians of the evangelical type. Not Jones' nuts, or Heaven's Gate or David Korech and the Branch Davidians.

      of course everyone ignores that because "hey look at the dumb conservative christian" .... but you keep throwing out inappropriate comparisons that show off your ignorance.

      I was raised by Conservative Catholics, but more importantly the Grandparents were evangelical Christians. You can cal me ignorant all day, but I sometimes had to spend all day being preached to.

      They hate homosexuals with a deep abiding passion. They belive that science is often a tool of the devil. And the only thing they hate more than the sodomites is the "Rigors, and that isn't the word they used. It's sort of a powerful weird jarring moment when the bible is used to prove that the "nigras" are an inferior race, and we must not interbreed. Or even share facilities with.

      I might have an issue with the social conservatives, but its earned, not formed of ignorance.

      (and no, I am an atheist that rejects both major political parties, so I'm not being pedantic for the sake of making my side better, since I don't have any skin in this game. I just cringe a little when people use Guy Fawkes to represent anarchism when he was a theocratic nutjob, and use the Koolaid bit to insult religious wackos when it was a revolt against American capitalism and for soviet style communism. It was also flavoraid, but whatever.)

      Drinking the Kool-aid isn't often used these days to refer to the Jonestown massacre, as Wikipedia puts it:

      "Drinking the Kool-Aid" is a figure of speech commonly used in North America that refers to a person or group holding an unquestioned belief, argument, or philosophy without critical examination. It could also refer to knowingly going along with a doomed or dangerous idea because of peer pressure. The phrase often times carries a negative connotation when applied to an individual or group. It can also be used ironically or humorously to refer to accepting an idea or changing a preference due to popularity, peer pressure, or persuasion.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      That's all

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    18. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Informative

      The 2012 GOP platform clearly endorses alternative, renewable energy.

      And by "endorse", I assume you mean, "doing everything they can to kill renewable energy".

      http://usuncut.com/news/solarc...

      http://www.scholarsstrategynet...

      https://newrepublic.com/articl...

      http://mic.com/articles/130336...

      Plus, both of the leading GOP candidates for president, Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, are climate deniers.

      https://youtu.be/J_xVWfGjk0o

      https://youtu.be/KyulquUwi1Q

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    19. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The phrase derives from the November 1978 Jonestown deaths"

    20. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      Of course that is what a lot of us that are being called "denialist", which just FYI is an regressive term designed to shut down discussion by comparing anybody that doesn't buy magic beans to Holocaust deniers, ...

      It's the climate science deniers that are trying hard to make the link between denial in general and Holocaust denial specifically so they can look like a persecuted minority.

      Really? What are you on? I want some...

      Well, I live in Oregon where weed is legal now. ;)

      But seriously denial is a perfectly good word and to try and associate it only with Holocaust denial takes away from its meaning. As Mark Twain said before there was ever a Holocaust "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."

    21. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If god is real, and he made us in his image, how come we have birth defects?

    22. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Show me proof that humans are the cause of global warming. So far, there has been no evidence and a lot of speculation.

      Mankind is tiny and insignificant. We couldn't effect global-scale change like that even if we tried our hardest to do so. Stop being so naive and arrogant. Climate change is a natural phenomenon that has been happening throughout the Earth's history, long before humans existed.

    23. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 0

      Read the platform: taxpayers shouldn't play the role of venture capitalist. Use a market-based approach to developing renewables rather than throwing billions at unproven technologies and solutions.

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    24. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy fuck.

      Just STFU. What a twat.

    25. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He has a sense of humor.

      So...birth defects, Democrats, progressives, etc.

    26. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Use a market-based approach to developing renewables

      Sure, just as soon as we use a "market-based approach" to fossil fuels, instead of providing taxpayer subsidies that dwarf those for renewables.

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    27. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you retarded shill

    28. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the sky still falling? Hadn't noticed. Al Gore said we'd be 4 meters under water by now.

    29. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In that case, stop the subsidies to oil companies in the form of production and exploration tax subsidies. That would save the USA tax payer $37.5 billion a year. The argument that it saves jobs can't be used if it can't be used with renewable energy sources.

      http://priceofoil.org/fossil-fuel-subsidies/

    30. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Is the sky still falling? Hadn't noticed. Al Gore said we'd be 4 meters under water by now.

      Citation?

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    31. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Well, it wasn't Al Gore, it was Dr. James Hansen who, in 1988, claimed the NY West Side Highway would be underwater by now. Of course, rather than the 10 foot change he predicted, we've had exactly 2.5" of sea level change. Came up a bit short on that one!

      Gore whiffed the Arctic ice prediction that it would be gone by now - which is clearly not the case.

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    32. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cough* bullshit *cough*

      We know that climate change is nothing new. We also know that it has never happened this fast and hard before, and we know that it will probably go further than it ever has in the past. We also know that humans were not around last time, so... what else ya gonna blame it on?
      Or should we just ride it out and pray that we're not all doomed?

      In other words, PROVE IT.

    33. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Hylandr · · Score: 0

      Water tables rising may also have a lot to do with underwater volcanoes and the mass tonnage of ships we are displacing on the ocean etc.

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    34. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Hylandr · · Score: 2

      This went from 'dumb as fuck' to politics in .00314 seconds.

      If it's not Godwins Law it's this whenever the weather is mentioned anymore.

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    35. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, global warming is changing the wobble of the Earth?
              Look at a picture of the Earth from space, can you see that very minuscule, teeny little strip of atmosphere surrounding the planet?
              The ice covering Greenland is a little sliver of that thin gaseous atmosphere..... The TRILLIONS of pounds lost is less than a stain on a golf ball....
              Yeah, that will change your whole drive....
      Pshaw

    36. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by khallow · · Score: 1

      It's the climate science deniers that are trying hard to make the link between denial in general and Holocaust denial specifically so they can look like a persecuted minority.

      Well, I bet it's better than the reason you're doing it.

    37. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      taxpayers shouldn't play the role of venture capitalist

      Some projects don't lend themselves to market capital funding. Take the interstate freeway system, for example. Clearly, the network offers a good profit to the economy and to the taxpayers who funded it, but it's not something that the free market can do well.

    38. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by ArylAkamov · · Score: 0

      I wish I had mod points, this post is glorious.

      That's some brutal truth you just laid down.

    39. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The platform is not candidate policy. Will they end up with a candidate that supports the platform?

    40. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      prove any of the things you claimed we know. you have zero evidence.

    41. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just say niggers.

    42. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      it was Dr. James Hansen who, in 1988, claimed the NY West Side Highway would be underwater by now

      No, he didn't. https://www.skepticalscience.c...

    43. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's because this was political from the start almost. Back in the 80s when the activist wanted to warn congress, then senator Timothy Wirth (or is it Worth ) set out to find the historically hottest day in Washington D.C. and scheduled the hearing to coincide. He then had staffers flip the breakers on the AC the night before for effect when activist James Hansen and friends made their presentation.

      Fast forward to the Kyoto protocol. This was in the works when there were groups like Jubilee2000 who were arguing for the first world countries to forgive the third world debt created in the 80s to develop their oil infrastructure after the opec embargo caused havoc. Along comes the Kyoto protocol and out of 157 original countries, only 37 had any carbon limits and 2 or 3 of them had limits well above their then values so they could build up to the limits in the future. But here is the real political story, a country could avoid their limits by moving production and infrastructure off shore to countries without the limits. They could also purchase carbon credits from countries that have managed to be under their limits. But furthermore it set requirements for technology transfers to many of these third world countries. It was as if carbon emissions was not the issue but lack of development in these third world countries. Now this Kyoto protocol was born in 1997 (actually it started birth two years prior but was a final draft to be ratified in 97) and almost as soon as it was being offered, the third world debt cries almost became invisible. Groups like Jubilee2000 stopped having large rallies and all but disappear by 99.

      There has been politics and conspiracy associated with climate change since the beginnings. There is no real reason why that would disappear just because the evidence is more strong today or that more people are believers today. Most modern believers don't know the background of this and those who do want to forget it.

    44. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by sumdumass · · Score: 0

      What subsidies are those? The only ones I know of for oil is where the government wants the oil companies to do things the market doesn't support like keeping certain fields open and keeping jobs in certain places.

    45. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Read the platform:

      Wait, are you really arguing that we shouldn't pay attention to what they do, we should pay attention to what they say?

      That explains a lot, actually.

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    46. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what surprises you here. The amount of CO2 that is claiming to be the problem is about 120 parts per million. (The difference between current levels of 400ppm and the levels at the beginning of the industrial revolution at 280ppm) That would be 0.012% or .0012 units that make up the atmosphere. It gets even smaller if you consider the 1990 baseline used for most of the countries that had limits under the Kyoto protocol.

    47. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      I'm still trying to work out if Adam and Eve had bellybuttons.

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    48. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Well, at least you accept the data. That's a start. However if your plan is to kill billions of people, we don't have to do anything except sit and wait.

    49. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish you would tour the dreaded Republican States. Hydropower, windpower, solar power, all popping up
      Like flowers. Shutting down coal plants that were built up to the latest rules. I don't hear of those being built in California, or new York, but the recovery generators, are now starting to pop up. You see, in the same states, on high power production days it may be cloudy, no wind, and in the middle of a drought. And rechargeable pacemakers need a steady supply of power, Tesla's require a constant grid power. Which leaves grandma dying in the dust.

    50. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure what surprises you here. The amount of CO2 that is claiming to be the problem is about 120 parts per million. (The difference between current levels of 400ppm and the levels at the beginning of the industrial revolution at 280ppm) That would be 0.012% or .0012 units that make up the atmosphere. It gets even smaller if you consider the 1990 baseline used for most of the countries that had limits under the Kyoto protocol.

      And the amount of radiative forcing is a mere 1.6 Watts per Square meter, hardly enough to be worried about. Until you figure that is 800 Terawatts of radiative forcing. You figure the atmosher is a black hole, where all goes in, and none comes out?

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    51. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Well, it wasn't Al Gore, it was Dr. James Hansen who, in 1988, claimed the NY West Side Highway would be underwater by now.

      I've been looking for the specific statement. What I do know is that the White house censored and altered what he testified to>

      http://www.nytimes.com/1989/05...

      Regardless, the only place I've found that testimonial quote is on a denialist website. You deniers have to have the cite from a transcript don't you?

      I'll search the Government transcripts later today

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    52. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Instead of looking at percentages, which look rather small and innocent, there's a better way to interpret the data. Imagine we put all the CO2 of the atmosphere in a solid layer of CO2 at standard atmospheric pressure. Pre-industrial age, that layer would be about 3 meters thick. Since then, we've added an extra meter, which has a pretty significant effect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    53. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blame that evil co2. If it wasn't here, you wouldn't be here either. Think of this planet without co2. No food, by the way, probably no water, just an oddball. And then think of this, probably no oxygen, if you read the article, you didn't understand what they were expressing. This is an evolving planet, as it evolves, changes occur. We may not like the change, but it will happen. Show me how to stop a volcano? Stop the subduction of earth plates? The rising of mountains?
      They mentioned the Greenland icecap shrinking, but forgot to mention the plate thinning there, with the opening of lava flows, heating the ice above, my driving a mile less, putting a windmill up will stop the volcano? An earthquake produces, an harmonic, that changes the spin, of the center of the planet, the torsional forces of the harmonic, produce heat, that has to be bleed off by radiations, producing, expansions, thru holes, cracks in the surface, and your iPad is to blame? So we have to give a subsidy, to a business to lower the co2, why?

    54. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      From Hansen's own website, see note 1 where he confirms the basic statement, with the clarification it was 40 years, not 20. So he still have 12 years maximum to have a flooded West Side Highway - which I think we can all agree simply won't happen (9 feet, 10 inches of sea level rise in 12 years).

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    55. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Yes, he did. That's his own website by the way... See note 1 of the paper - he confirms his prediction with a 40 year span.

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    56. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      changes that might happen in New York City in 40 years assuming CO2 doubled in amount

      But CO2 isn't near doubling yet. Also, we don't know what exactly was meant by that. Are we talking about a doubling near the beginning, during, or near the end of the 40 year time span ?

    57. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Precisely! He's prone to spouting off scary things (WEST SIDE HIGHWAY UNDERWATER IN 40 YEARS!) to garner attention and push an agenda, rather than behaving like a rational scientist who would lay out things (if the CO2 in the atmosphere doubles, it may cause a sea level increase of 10 feet; however, it would probably take XXX years to double the atmospheric content of CO2).

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    58. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      The problem is that only scientists are interested in the carefully worded science. The rest of the world wants short and dramatic headlines, and the journalist will keep asking the scientists for juicy quotes, or will just reword the original themselves. Even in this case where the scientist is talking about a 40 year period and a doubling of CO2, and I showed a link where this is all explained, you still come back with the idea that he claimed that the West Side Highway would be underwater by now. If you're interested in rational science, you should read popular press with suspicion. Always. And before you argue about it, you should find the original source, and read that.

    59. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep that's the sound you hear at all trump rallies... I think it's their mating call.

    60. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      I wish you would tour the dreaded Republican States. Hydropower, windpower, solar power, all popping up

      That's because they tell you yahoos one thing and do another for themselves. The corporations, like Exxon, who have spent the most time and money trying to discredit climate scientists are the very ones who are planning their corporate future based on climate change being real.

      Face it, you're being had.

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    61. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      If you are not comparing the amount of Co2 to the entire atmosphere you are not comparing the same things. Granted it is more dramatic but it is not the same. You could just as easily say the amount of Co2 has increased by a third but it doesn't illustrate how small changes have big effects so other claims of big effects from small changes shouldn't be surprising.

    62. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AGW nutjobs have no argument or evidence so they try to censor, lol.

    63. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We know that climate change is nothing new.

      It's been happening on this planet for as long as it's existed.

      We also know that it has never happened this fast and hard before

      According to what? Records that go back only a few decades out of billions of years of the Earth's existence?

      and we know that it will probably go further than it ever has in the past

      How and why? The Earth has been through some very extreme changes in its history. The changes we experience aren't even noteworthy.

      We also know that humans were not around last time, so... what else ya gonna blame it on?

      Uhh, what? You admit that climate change has occurred when humans weren't around. What makes you think it's any different now? The level of arrogance and lack of scope you display is astounding.

      Or should we just ride it out and pray that we're not all doomed?

      Everything is doomed, it's just a matter of time. Personally, I don't worry about things that are out of my control because it's a waste of time. Climate change is natural, has always happened and will always happen. Get a grip.

      In other words, PROVE IT.

      That onus is on you, the one who put forth the idea that humans are responsible for climate change. Show me proof, not weak correlation based on extremely limited weather records that conveniently exclude specific spans of time to bolster an agenda.

    64. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He can't have a sense of humor, as heaven is full of 'righteous Christian Republicans'.

    65. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      From your source: "Finally, some of the highest estimates include a portion of defense spending (more info on defense subsidies to oil here and here). It should be noted that while the estimate of $53 billion in fossil fuel subsidies annually does include some of the cost of U.S. military “defense” of the Persian Gulf region..."

      "Subsidies" when referring to oil companies and fossil fuels in general include anything and everything under the sun that might be related to energy production, transportation, or usage in the slightest. Those huge numbers are highly misleading. As far as "tax breaks" which most people are against, it should be noted that most of them are tax breaks available to construction and mining in general and just happen to apply to fossil fuel companies that do construction and resource extraction.

      If you want to say oil companies shouldn't be eligible for those because "AGW" then why not eliminate tax loopholes for employees of fossil fuel companies? Aren't those "subsidizing" fossil fuel production too?

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    66. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Well in some cases, the government is actively shutting down privately funded transportation projects... Like the Keystone XL or Palmetto pipelines.

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    67. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Underwater volcanoes would be hard to quantify, but seriously ship tonnage? Literally a drop in the ocean. I'm a "denier" by most standards and even I know that 2.5" of sea level rise would probably be more than all cargo ever produced by mankind.

      Assuming 2.5" of sea level rise (we'll call it 65mm) and a 360 million square kilometer surface area of oceans on earth, that's 2.34x10^13 cubic meters of water which would mass approximately 2.34x10^16 kg (conservative since salt water is more dense than pure water). Shipping units are a weird "TEU." According to wikipedia, the maximum mass for a TEU is 30,480 kilograms (TEUs are volume measurements). So for cargo ships, the amount of shipping containers needing to be on the ocean AT THE SAME TIME to displace that 2.5" is conservatively 7.68x10^11 TEU. The estimate for worldwide shipping in all of 2009 (not all at the same time) is a mere 465,597,537 TEU.

      Of course I didn't include bulk cargo ships, but unless we are shipping a few million times as much mass by bulk shipping, it still isn't factoring in.

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    68. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      That's some pretty impressive figures there. Did you include oil tankers, super-sized passenger liners, buoys ( I know ) drilling rigs and of course erosion / sediment build up from the rivers dumping into the ocean?

      There's not only the volcano's under the surface of the ocean, but there's also the land mass being added to the ocean from the volcanos above ground too. Hawaii is the first example that comes to mind. Also the sand that's blown off of Africa and Australia just for starters.
       

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    69. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      I referenced not including bulk cargo which would include oil tankers. I didn't include passenger liners which are very few in number compared with cargo ships as well. Buoys would have to be an incredibly tiny amount of displacement... All buoys on earth is probably less than a single tanker. Drilling rigs displace only the legs below the surface as they are typically rigidly mounted to the sea-floor.

      As for your erosion, volcanoes (no apostrophe for plurals by the way), continental thrust, and other natural sources, I briefly mentioned neglecting them as there is no real way to quantify that easily. Increase in sea level due to changes of the sea floor itself would be a full academic paper on its own.

      But man-made displacement? I was merely trying to point out that there are orders of magnitude difference between ship displacement and sea level rise. I wouldn't be surprised if all ships of all types, buoys, and any other man made structural displacement represents less than 1mm of sea level rise.

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    70. Re: The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Increase in sea level due to changes of the sea floor itself would be a full academic paper on its own.

      It would certainly be an interesting read.

      Drilling rigs displace only the legs below the surface as they are typically rigidly mounted to the sea-floor.

      I know of a few examples where this is not true. Most famously the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. But I agree that the quantity of these rigs is probably negligible.

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    71. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Read the platform: taxpayers shouldn't play the role of venture capitalist. Use a market-based approach to developing renewables rather than throwing billions at unproven technologies and solutions.

      Use a market based approach - you mean like the fully market funded approach for oil and natgas?

      Quickly folks, mod me as flame bait.

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    72. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      taxpayers shouldn't play the role of venture capitalist

      Some projects don't lend themselves to market capital funding. Take the interstate freeway system, for example. Clearly, the network offers a good profit to the economy and to the taxpayers who funded it, but it's not something that the free market can do well.

      Or nuclear reactors.

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    73. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Particularly the latter point, that climatologists are compromised because they work by and large with government grants
      Perhaps in the states. In most countries there is no "grants" program.
      Universities and research institutions perform research. Tax money is diverted to those institutions every year, same amount. No one is going to change money distribution on any "agenda". In particular: the parliament decides how much money they put into universities, see below. And it does not decide what the universities are doing with the money, that is their own business.

      In other words: if you come up with a new research program and want funds, you won't get any. No idea where your stupid "grand" idea comes from. The only way to get your new research idea founded is to convince the higher ranks in your university to put money into your field and subtract it from other fields.

      The real only way to get "funds" is to get employed by an university, be a student or doctorate and work in what ever the university or the particular department is doing. In your case you have to join a climate research department. Which implies you are either a student of weather and/or climate or: you are a software developer working on the software or data which is processed in that research.

      To get into an research institute as a researcher on the other hand, you basically always need a diploma or a PhD.

      So: are are no mythical grants.

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    74. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Economic growth does not imply more energy usage.
      More energy usage does not imply more CO2.

      No one needs to die to restrict CO2 emissions.

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    75. Re:The earth's chucking a wobbly! by hairyfeet · · Score: 0

      So you wanna explain how you are gonna manufacture all these phones and cars and fridges and laptops with ZERO carbon output? Because if you say "cap and trade" allow me to educate you, its even having its "rules" written by the one who created credit default swaps, you know, one of the biggest scams in financial history?

      So lets here how you are gonna manufacture all this stuff with ZERO carbon output, without using a magic bean scam like crap & trade, because I want to hear this. I wanna hear how you are gonna turn the first world into the first world with NO energy expended that creates carbon and NO carbon output in manufacturing. Can't use hydro-electric, because that kills the fishes and the greenies are blocking building of new damns, can't use nuclear either because the greenies are blocking those too....so lets hear it, because i have a feeling its gonna be as much bullshit as solar fricking roadways.

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  2. Shifting masses by Mike_Shane · · Score: 2

    I alway felt that oil extraction would have the same affect.

    1. Re: Shifting masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its flat. Biblically flat. Google flat earth and be consumed

    2. Re:Shifting masses by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I think oil extraction is fairly evenly spread around the world so it's probably a pretty small effect.

    3. Re:Shifting masses by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Probably does, although simply extracting the oil all over the world and distributing it may have less effect because its flow isn't all from one or two places in one continuous cyclic stream like movement of a giant icepack would. I'm also not sure how the actual mass of the oil we have pulled out compares to the mass of an ice sheet.

    4. Re: Shifting masses by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 2

      Learn some physics. The vast majority of ice is near the poles. When that melts now the weight is now more evenly distributed through the oceans. That's a large change in the position of mass. Also temps are risng faster at the poles than the rest of the planet.

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    5. Re:Shifting masses by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      One of the higher estimates is, since the 1850s, we've extracted about 125 billion tons of oil.

      According to the summary, Greenland alone has lost over 600 trillion pounds - or 300 billion tons. That's *just* Greenland.

      I think ice water redistribution has oil extraction beat by at least an order of magnitude, easily.
      =Smidge=

    6. Re:Shifting masses by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      There is some ice spread around the world but the vast majority of it is located on Greenland and Antarctica. When ice there melts it leaves the vicinity and more or less spreads evenly around the globe through the global ocean.

    7. Re:Shifting masses by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Water extraction would be much worse. It's shifting a resource from 30% of the surface to the other 70% of the surface. And it's done at a much higher rate than oil extraction. For example, in the year 2000 a total of 26 cubic kilometers of water was pumped from just the Ogallala aquifer alone. That amounts to around 450 million barrels a day - compared to around 90 million barrels a day of oil worldwide. And given the fact that water is 10-15% denser than oil - we have a mass shift of around 6:1 in favor of just the Ogallala aquifer water versus worldwide oil. Total water shift worldwide is probably closer to 60:1.

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    8. Re:Shifting masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look into the affect the Japanese earthquake and subsequent tsunami had on the earth's spin.

      Much more likely than NASA's attribution to global warming.

    9. Re:Shifting masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just imagine the impact of the water movement after the Japanese earthquake: millions (billions?) of tons of water moving suddenly -- on a single day.

      But I'm sure that would have caused an extra wobble -- a body moving in free fall rotation making a flailing motion can't affect its own spin, right?

    10. Re:Shifting masses by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is some ice spread around the world but the vast majority of it is located on Greenland and Antarctica. When ice there melts it leaves the vicinity and more or less spreads evenly around the globe through the global ocean.

      That's pretty telling, then, since the ice in Antarctica is actually expanding. It's only melting in Greenland.

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    11. Re: Shifting masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Filling Holland with the excess water could rebalance the poles

    12. Re: Shifting masses by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      no, that would make it worse. It's the mass moving FROM the poles that's causing the changes.

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    13. Re:Shifting masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's sea ice, not land ice. Sea ice is irrelevant in the context of sea level rise. There was one study which suggested that until 2008 the balance of ice mass on land was stable or positive, but there may be methodological issues with it. Most other studies reported opposite results. Either way, it's difficult to measure, but confusing sea ice extent with land mass, especially in the context of sea level changes, is pretty stupid.

    14. Re:Shifting masses by riverat1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sea ice has expanded around Antarctica (although not so much in 2015) but sea ice has no effect on gravity because it displaces an equal amount of water to its weight. And despite a recent paper about expanding ice on the East Antarctic ice sheet the GRACE satellites show that the ice sheet overall is losing mass.

    15. Re:Shifting masses by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      Water movement after the Japanese earthquake may have cause a short temporary wobble but it's the change in land elevation and position that the actual subduction zone slippage that may have caused a (relatively) permanent change in the Earth's rotation.

    16. Re:Shifting masses by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      Why not both?

    17. Re:Shifting masses by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Do you have a citation for the ice on Antarctica expanding? As far as I know, things are going to have to get a lot warmer before precipitation increases down there

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    18. Re:Shifting masses by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      That made me remember the reports for the big 8.8 down in Chile in 2010. Supposedly it was so powerful it sped up the rotation of the Earth. Take a "stable" system, up the rotation, and mass imbalances become bigger effects in precession. Even if they weren't an issue before, they can start to cause wobbles at higher rotational speed. Anyone who's ever ridden a motorcycle with a wheel out of balance can attest to it - at low speed the wheel is stable, but the faster you go the more you start to wobble.

      I wonder what impact the big 'quakes in the last 25 years have had? Big earthquakes (8+ magnitude) have become more frequent, with 26% of the big guys happening in the last 20% of the time from 1900 to the present.

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    19. Re:Shifting masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here you go. These guys know a bit about all this science thang,

    20. Re:Shifting masses by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, when a big subduction zone earthquake like that goes off it reduces the diameter of the Earth slightly speeding up the rotation.

    21. Re:Shifting masses by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      Did you notice the bolded "on" in dryeo's response. Sea ice is not "on" Antarctica but rather on the sea surrounding the continent. Also your story is a bit old. Antarctic sea ice set a record in 2014 but in 2015 it was around an average level. It remains to be seen how much more expansion if any it does.

    22. Re: Shifting masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The ice at the poles is insignificant compared to the mass of the Earth. Get some sense of scale, you small minded twat.

    23. Re:Shifting masses by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Shhhh, you're disrupting the narrative - trillions of government dollars could be lost!

      Remember Brandolini's Law: "The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

    24. Re:Shifting masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are mixing up cause and effect. The earthquakes are caused by earth shifting INTO equilibrium. The earth is spinning. It "wants" to be round. These imbalances happen (oil, water extraction, etc.) and then earthquakes even them back out.

    25. Re:Shifting masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's some perspective on the difference between Greenland ice and Antarctic ice.
      "The Antarctic Ice Sheet extends almost 14 million square kilometers (5.4 million square miles), roughly the area of the contiguous United States and Mexico combined....The Greenland Ice Sheet extends about 1.7 million square kilometers (656,000 square miles), covering most of the island of Greenland, three times the size of Texas."

      "If the Greenland Ice Sheet melted, scientists estimate that sea level would rise about 6 meters (20 feet). If the Antarctic Ice Sheet melted, sea level would rise by about 60 meters (200 feet)."

      That's why even just the Antarctic sea ice matters as much as, if not more than, Greenland's ice.

    26. Re:Shifting masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, way to research. As of less than 6 months ago, on land ice growth is killing it compared to sea ice.

    27. Re:Shifting masses by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I'm aware of that study. It's probably good science but it basically contradicts nearly all other recent studies of the Antarctic ice sheet. What is particularly telling to me is the data from the GRACE satellites. They measure changes in gravity due to changes in mass in the Antarctic ice sheet. The GRACE satellites show a net loss of 92 billion tons per year from 2003 to 2014. From a study published in April 2014:

      The vast majority of that loss was from West Antarctica, which is the smaller of the continent's two main regions and abuts the Antarctic Peninsula that winds up toward South America. Since 2008, ice loss from West Antarctica's unstable glaciers doubled from an average annual loss of 121 billion tons of ice to twice that by 2014, the researchers found. The ice sheet on East Antarctica, the continent's much larger and overall more stable region, thickened during that same time, but only accumulated half the amount of ice lost from the west, the researchers reported.

    28. Re:Shifting masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's sea ice, not land ice. Sea ice is irrelevant in the context of sea level rise.

      Stop moving goalposts. The discussion is about the spreading of melting ice, not sea level rise. The fact that ice in Antarctica is expanding means that that water isn't spreading.

      Also, ice that melts into water in the sea will always affect the sea level, regardless of where it came from. Place an ice cube in a glass of water and note the water level. Now wait for the ice to melt and note the higher water level. Simple physics: you fail it.

    29. Re: Shifting masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey dipshit, go read the study. They didn't say it's a big effect, but it's large enough to be measured. Though I don't really expect that you will understand that.

    30. Re: Shifting masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "study" is bullshit with no evidence to support it.

    31. Re:Shifting masses by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      That's pretty telling, then, since the ice in Antarctica is actually expanding. It's only melting in Greenland.

      Actually it is not. The "area" of ice was relatively big a year ago. The "amount" was still shrinking. And continues to shrink and right now we have late summer in Antarctica so ice is at a minimum. Idiot.

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  3. Insert some quote from Edison or Ford by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    About turning the world upside down.

  4. And a good thing, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Because there were only roughly 400 million people on Earth in the 1500's, up to over 7 billion now. At roughly 140 pounds a piece (a lot more in western countries), well, we've added a huge amount of weight to the planet. We would have spun the Earth out of control either way.

    1. Re:And a good thing, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The planet is losing molecules as it travels through space, not gaining them. The "additional weight" that you're referring to was added by materials already on the planet, so the overall weight hasn't actually changed (as a result of the population growing).

      Of course, I'm no physicist so I do reserve the right to be wrong.

    2. Re:And a good thing, too! by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Because there were only roughly 400 million people on Earth in the 1500's, up to over 7 billion now. At roughly 140 pounds a piece (a lot more in western countries), well, we've added a huge amount of weight to the planet. We would have spun the Earth out of control either way.

      I'm not sure whether you're serious or not, but I hope not.

      The total mass of all humans on earth is somewhere between 300 and 400 megatons. The amount of ice that is melting off of Antarctica every year is something like 150 gigatons. (Note that much of this is replaced by increased snow and thickening of portions of the Antarctic ice sheets -- the exact amount is debated. But this gives a rough sense of scale -- the annual melting ice from Antarctica is perhaps 500 times the total mass of all humans.)

      Just for comparison's sake: the total mass of the cryosphere (ice part of earth) is roughly 1/200,000th of the total mass of the earth. The total mass of all humans is about 1/20,000,000,000,000th of the total mass of the earth. (A difference of 8 orders of magnitude.)

      We're really insignificant compared to the mass of the ice sheets.

    3. Re:And a good thing, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Serious, but innumerate and an idiot.

    4. Re:And a good thing, too! by kimvette · · Score: 1

      > The total mass of all humans on earth is somewhere between 300 and 400 megatons.

      With >200 megatons being us Americans, thanks to McDonalds, etc. ;)

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    5. Re:And a good thing, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Morons like GP think that matter that wasn't already here can just magically spring into existence.

    6. Re:And a good thing, too! by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Half of that being your Mom.

  5. Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geomagnetic reversal has occurred a number of times in Earth history and is far wilder than just closer to Canada and England. I mean, oh no! The sky is falling!

  6. Impact of Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they adjust for the trillions of tons of American blubber?

    1. Re:Impact of Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit, right? I'm not sure what straws I'm even supposed to grasp at these days.

    2. Re: Impact of Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh just ask a friendly D or R. They always have FUD and straws to spare.

  7. Re: How about Tesla? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He wanted to crack the Earth in two halves like an apple with an explosion!

  8. Simple answer shift masses. by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just setup massive garbage dumps and prisons on Greenland.

    Move all our garbage and prisoners there. The extra mass should rebalance things.

    1. Re:Simple answer shift masses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we should pay a couple dozen Americans to move up here. The weight shift will be massive.

    2. Re:Simple answer shift masses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I know you were making a joke, but sometimes the world is even more bizarre than you can imagine.

      Some people at the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research have looked at an idea that involves pumping large quantities of seawater a fair distance (at least 700km) onto the antarctic ice sheet, creating mountains of salty snow and ice. In principle this could counteract any rise in sea level caused by thermal expansion of the oceans. They have estimated that if you used a mere 90 pumps of the size currently used to protect New Orleans the process could counteract (i.e. remove sufficient water from the oceans) the current rate of sea level rise, roughly 3mm/year.

      Unfortunately Antarctica is somewhat larger than Greenland, by a factor of about 7, and colder, meaning the sea water would actually freeze sufficiently well to increase the volume of the ice sheet, but, rather than the 100 years that the authors of the paper envisage for Antarctica, it might be possible to mitigate both the global mass redistribution and some of the sea level rises in a similar fashion* for a shorter period of time in Greenland.

      *Of course the idea is ludicrous, but it is, all the same, an interesting thought experiment, and it's looking increasingly likely that it is only through exploring new ideas that we're going to make any headway in mitigating the worst effects of rapid climate change.

      **Posting anon to preserve moderation elsewhere in this topic.

    3. Re:Simple answer shift masses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it really that crazy? Pretty much the only other proposals I have heard to deal with rising sea levels basically involve "move to higher ground", possibly with building dikes and levies as an interim solution. Building a massive pumping station in Antarctica would certainly be cheaper and easier that relocating major cities.

  9. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has nothing to do with the magnetic poles. It is not geomagnetic reversal. This is the wobble of the mass of the earth and the distribution of the mass of earth is changing because of melting ice (mass) causing the wobble to change.

  10. So does Earth Quakes by medv4380 · · Score: 0

    Sure it's possible that it has an effect. Effect size is still kinda important since the Japan Tsunami caused a significant and abrupt change in the Earths wobble. However, until someone can adequately explain our enhanced rainfall that started in 2010 that is clearly caused by enhanced evaporation in 2010 I'm in the Global Warming is dubious camp. Heck I suspect I can see that Japanese Tsunami in the Evaporation data, but the sample size is just too small to be sure. If it's global warming why doesn't the evaporation change significantly before 2010? If Global Warming Causes the evaporation to remain flat by increasing the humidity then why does it move after 2010 in a very disturbing way. It's easy to see it's caused by the last solar cycle, but then why didn't the other cycles have the same effect? It's easy enough to find out why by doing some searching on some disturbing differences in cycle 24, but you can't get past the Bad Astronomer comparing counter Global Warming evidence to holocaust deniers.

    1. Re:So does Earth Quakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm anxious to see your analysis, given that " It's easy enough to find out why by doing some searching on some disturbing differences in cycle 24". In fact, I suspect you would attract a LOT of attention by doing a nice research paper proving your point.

    2. Re:So does Earth Quakes by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, if he pulled together data and published a research paper, he'd get chucked in the kook bin. Welcome to climate science.

      We chuck a lot of people in the kook bin, from vaccines-cause-autism whackjobs right up to those people who... well, invented vaccination. We've got a pretty bad track record for figuring out whose science is bullshit and whose is valid.

    3. Re:So does Earth Quakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How is this insightful? We have an excellent track record for determining the correct theories. Look at all the new technologies that have been developed since the beginning of the 20th century. That is the result of engineering based on the scientific discoveries that have been made.

      The public's opinion is vulnerable to greedy assholes with huge media corporations pushing their agenda to the detriment of every person on earth and especially to those not even yet born. It is sad that such large swaths of people can be turned into shills against their own interest and be totally ignorant of the fact for so long.

      The oil and gas industry's tactics are the same as when they perpetrated the leaded gas abomination.

    4. Re: So does Earth Quakes by medv4380 · · Score: 2

      The only attention it gets is 'You're just like Holocaust deniers, and all these other scientists can't possibly be wrong'. Any journal publishing it would get tossed into the discredited journals leaving only discredited journals as my only publishing option. If you personally want to see the data I can point you at it. But I'm not impressed with science breaking Godwin's law whenever it gets brought up.

  11. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it though, is it really?

  12. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think some pseudoskeptics think that if they type any kind of a response, somehow, that invalidates the science. Yesterday, I had a guy somehow asserting that because plate tectonic theory was developed, that this meant AGW was on uncertain footing; as in "hey, they developed this new theory, so any day now, AGW is going to be falsified!" My retort, as it ever is these days, is to ask "Where the hell is all that energy that the growing concentrations of CO2 in the lower atmosphere is trapping going?" At the end of the day, when you boil it down, AGW is about creating an energy sink. If AGW is false, it either means our understanding of the physics of carbon dioxide is wrong, or it means there's some as yet undiscovered means that the lower atmosphere eliminates heat into space. They've been clinging to the lack of cloud data, but new research is now taking that away from them, so I'm not sure what's left.

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  13. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by bmo · · Score: 1

    They've been clinging to the lack of cloud data, but new research is now taking that away from them, so I'm not sure what's left.

    It's the god of the gaps.

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  14. PUTTING ALL THE POLITICS ASIDE: by kheldan · · Score: 1

    How, precisely, does this change in the Earth's dynamics affect things like weather, seasons, etc?

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    1. Re:PUTTING ALL THE POLITICS ASIDE: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some things will die faster, other things will find it easier to thrive. (to point out the obvious - we're not about to plunge into the sun)

      Exactly what, is something that nobody has tried to model yet.

    2. Re:PUTTING ALL THE POLITICS ASIDE: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And i would like to know, if it's wobble, isn't it supposed to change course at some point?

    3. Re:PUTTING ALL THE POLITICS ASIDE: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The effect of earth's axis of rotation varying by a couple hundred meters? No difference at all.

      The change in cloud cover due to global warming will completely dwarf any effect this could have. The rotation change isn't changing how much sunlight (heat) gets to the earth, clouds can.

    4. Re:PUTTING ALL THE POLITICS ASIDE: by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 2

      How, precisely, does this change in the Earth's dynamics affect things...

      Obviously we are all gonna die.

  15. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    I guess they can always go back to mumbling about "chaotic systems".

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  16. It's all part of the plan by JoeyRox · · Score: 1

    By wobbling the earth, governments can cause all the loose change from our wallets to fall into the treasuries' pockets.

  17. Poles moving toward England... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been happening a lot over the last few decades. They call it 'freedom of movement' :-)

  18. NASA = NEVER A STRAIGHT ANSWER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how people still trust this organization created by and ran by Nazis as a smokescreen to the real secret nazi ran space program.

  19. You just wait and see... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    The planet is going to lose its balance and fall over. And then you'll be sorry.

    1. Re:You just wait and see... by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 2

      We'll go spinning off into space like in Space:1999. The oxygen will snow down to the ground and we'll all live in tiny hovels shoveling oxygen snow onto the fire.

    2. Re:You just wait and see... by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Actually, that's one of the benefits of the moon. It contributes to gyroscopic stability. There's even a school that claims any planet that's going to have successful life needs to have a large moon to prevent gyroscopic tumbling killing everything off. I don't know how good their claims are, and I've never tried to check their math, but it's not totally unreasonable.

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  20. Other way around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the wobbles are causing climate change

    (fixed it for you)

  21. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by bmo · · Score: 0

    Ooooohhh.... I've never had anyone use that argument on me...That would be a fun one.

    I'd fire right back at them and say that "yes, chaotic systems do exist, and the atmosphere is one of them, which means there /is/ a tipping point where things will go completely utterly haywire and bad for all of us. It's how populations crash. It's how the gypsy moth population in the Northeast US crashed. They reproduced like crazy and ate all their food, which wasn't enough, and they died of starvation before being able to reproduce (they died as caterpillars). This happens with deer, frogs, any population you can name. It happens when the environment can no longer sustain the population Every Single Time For As Long As There Has Been Life. The human species is a population. You were saying something about chaotic systems, Faggot?" [derisive sneer]

    That insult at the end is entirely offensive and optional, use at own risk. I am not responsible for any bar fights.

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  22. The Results Are In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Earth wobbles in a manner similar to a figure skater lifting one leg while spinning.

    5.5 5.4 5.8 6 6 aand we have a winner! Cry!! Oh, that was the old scoring system, but then again the Earth has been at it for long enough.

  23. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Even chaotic systems don't make energy disappear. They will create an inherent degree of randomness and unpredictability, but even in really chaotic systems, as physicists deal with in Quantum Mechanics, you can still apply statistical methods and come up with models that resemble reality well enough. Essentially, pseudo-skeptics invoke "chaotic systems" as a gaps argument, but they never really describe what they think a chaotic system is supposed to do in the case of trapping heat. Vortexes dumping heat into space? Quantum teleportation of excited molecules? It's just a magical invocation.

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  24. Isn't water supposed to be heavier than ice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something does not stick

    1. Re:Isn't water supposed to be heavier than ice? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      No, water is denser than ice.

  25. Nothing to worry about? by trenobus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article says it's nothing to worry about. Well that's what they said to Jor-El, and you know how that turned out.

    The shift in mass distribution caused by melting ice will cross the boundaries of tectonic plates, changing the relative pressure on adjacent plates. This will likely lead to increased earthquake and volcanic activity. On the bright side, the ash from the volcanoes may limit global warming (maybe even trigger an ice age), and deformations of the sea floor may reduce sea level rise (or make it worse). Another possible impact is the triggering of a geomagnetic reversal.

    The political debates about climate change are futile. What we should be discussing is whether we know enough about how this planet works (and have the technology) to attempt some kind of active intervention, such as carbon sequestration or actually blocking sunlight from space. But we'll probably just end up fighting over whatever habitable parts of the planet remain. Maybe the survivors will be wiser.

    1. Re:Nothing to worry about? by Livius · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can't imagine why they thought there was any point in telling Jor-El about the ice in Greenland, but it's no surprise he didn't have anything constructive to add.

    2. Re:Nothing to worry about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many ice ages have our ancestors lived through again? We're still coming out of an ice age, of course the glaciers will melt. Then we'll go back into another ice age, and we'll keep on keepin' on, because that's what we're good at. And this time we'll have access to a shit load more information and tech than our ancestors had.

      Forgive me if I don't give a single fuck about the scaremongering. It was far warmer 65 million years ago than today, and the dinos didn't have any pollution from an industrial revolution. CO2 is plant food, so they had bigger plants.

    3. Re:Nothing to worry about? by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      But we'll probably just end up fighting over whatever habitable parts of the planet remain.

      Wow, what sort of disaster exactly are you expecting to happen?

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    4. Re:Nothing to worry about? by blindseer · · Score: 1

      What we should be discussing is whether we know enough about how this planet works (and have the technology) to attempt some kind of active intervention, such as carbon sequestration or actually blocking sunlight from space.

      How about instead of wondering if we can develop the technology to avert this we use technology we developed 70 years ago, brought to near perfection 40 years ago, and do what's left to work out the minor problems it had. I'm talking about molten salt fission reactors. We can use the plentiful thorium resources we have to produce carbon free energy. While sequestration is fine, I suppose, I do recall the first thing one should do when they find themselves in a hole. Stop digging.

      Thorium fission would allow us to stop burning so much coal and oil which is making this problem worse. The problems of nuclear waste that come with solid fuel reactors do not exist with liquid fuel reactors. The fission poisons like xenon just bubble out of the mix instead of sticking around like in solid fuel. Just this one aspect can mean keeping a lot of fuel from turning into waste. Even better it can use the "waste" from solid fueled reactors as fuel, further reducing the nuclear waste problem.

      This technology was abandoned in the 1970s for purely political reasons. The Cold War was starting and thorium reactors cannot be used to make weapons. Since the federal government wanted to make sure that they could make as much plutonium as possible in the case of a shooting war with the Soviets the Department of Energy would approve only uranium fueled reactors for power plants.

      We've proven molten salt reactors work, unlike sun shades from space. They produce near limitless energy and no carbon dioxide. They are useless for weapons, and in fact make nuclear weapons start to look like fuel.

      I agree, we should stop talking and start doing. I also think we should try the much simpler solutions before we start launching parasols into orbit.

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    5. Re:Nothing to worry about? by religionofpeas · · Score: 0

      Wow, what sort of disaster exactly are you expecting to happen?

      You don't need a huge disaster. Look at what happened after the draught in Syria. Millions of people are now trying to invade Europe.

    6. Re:Nothing to worry about? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      "Invade" - that would be cute if it wasn't such a horrific mischaracterisation of desperate people simply trying to provide for their families.

    7. Re:Nothing to worry about? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The problems of nuclear waste that come with solid fuel reactors do not exist with liquid fuel reactors.
      Of course it does. At some point you have to remove the "used" fuel. What are you going to do with it?

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  26. similar to a figure skater lifting one leg while s by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Which leg and how high? Straight or bent?

  27. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by bmo · · Score: 1

    Your description of the pseudo-skeptic nattering on about chaotic systems is bewildering, but I guess that they don't really know what a chaotic system actually is. Are they really using it to say "you can't predict the future" or some such nonsense?

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  28. Don't care. Just fix the problem already! by Chas · · Score: 0

    Seriously.

    Don't
    give
    a
    flying
    fuck.

    Sick of hearing about "We have this symptom!"

    Okay. Treat the fucking disease already!

    "But wait! We have ANOTHER symptom to tell you about!"

    Okay! Treat the fucking disease!

    "Pardon me sir! Do you have a moment to talk about your lord and savior, we have ANOTHER symptom?"

    *Facepalm*

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  29. This doesn't pass the laugh test by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    I mean really... That said, it would be interesting to see how this "wobble" effects the distribution of thermal energy on the planet. I suspect that we're going to get a few people saying "look at the climate change!'... ignoring that maybe the earth has tilted one way or the other slightly which could account for changes in climate in parts of the world.

    Whatever... everything is climate change and everything would be improved if we just put the Marxists in power... just ask the Marxists. *rolls eyes*.

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    1. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever... everything is climate change and everything would be improved if we just put the Marxists in power... just ask the Marxists. *rolls eyes*.

      Say what? There hasn't been a Marxist in the US trying to run for office in decades. The last time the Communist Party USA had a presidential candidate was 1984. There hasn't been a Communist running for any federal office who has attracted the least bit of support in about that long either.

      Even the mere idea that the "Marxists" want power is absurd. Where do you think they are? Who do you think is trying to put them in power, how, and why? You might as well call these "Marxists" reptoids instead, it would be just as well rooted in reality. I would love to know who these Marxists are that you have imagined.

    2. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Besides, the effect on the distribution of thermal energy of the described motion would be difficult to measure. It's too small. I do expect it might result in a slightly longer day as water flowed down towards the equator. But microseconds might be too coarse a measure of time.

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    3. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      David Duke says he's not a white supremacist. Do you believe him?

      Not everyone is what they say they are... and those with distasteful shameful and frankly destructive ideologies typically hide their true nature from others. They misrepresent themselves in an effort to be given a chance to do what they want to do.

      If you were a marxist... would you tell people you were a marxist? In most cases, no. Its not in your interest to be honest on that point. That category of ideologies has had its name justifiably or not... shamed.

      As such, most marxists are crypto marxists... secret marxists.

      And while you'll doubtless say "that's absurd" or something... I'll point to Mr Duke again. People that have belief systems that won't be accepted by mainstream society do not advertise their ideologies to people unless they're very very stupid.

      A radical Jihadi will not declare his intent to slay the infidel at customs.

      A white supremacist will not declare his intention to create some sort of racially pure whatever when running for general office even in Louisiana.

      And your average marxist in most of the Western world will use code words or virtue signaling to identify himself to his comrades whilst generally operating unnoticed by most people.

      So, no marxist has run for office? Not openly. However, we do have an awful lot of politicians that are interested in redistributing wealth, creating equality of outcome (not opportunity) situations... restricting individualism... increasing collectivism... stamping out religions that have historically been hostile to marxism...

      There's a certain systematic nature to it all.

      Do you know the origin of the term "politically correct"... it is a term literally out of the Soviet Union. And the term infuses our modern culture. How many people have gotten inside the moral calculations of our society. Determining what is good or bad for everyone else... literally dictating morality.

      So... while there are very few open marxists there are fucking tons of closeted ones. Very easy to spot if you know how to get them to stand at attention. People lie and conspiracies do happen. Want me to go through a long list of verified conspiracies that happened? Revolutions... coups... Laws rushed into effect after secret meetings and enacted on Christmas or some other moment when no one would be paying attention for one reason or another.

      I know I know... anyone that cites a plot by anyone must be insane. Because after all... humans don't scheme or plot... do they? Humans don't lie or misrepresent? Naturally. Everything is known and everything is transparent.

      Right?

      Come now. Some things are true and some things are false. Discounting anything out of hand absent information to the contrary is prejudicial.

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    4. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by Plus1Entropy · · Score: 1

      Discounting anything out of hand absent information to the contrary is prejudicial.

      This is just about the most unscientific thing anyone can say.

      Have you dug into the center of the moon and proved that it's not a giant dragon egg? No? Well then I guess you can't discount that it might be!

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    5. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So, no marxist has run for office? Not openly.

      You're wandering into conspiracy land, there.
       
       

      we do have an awful lot of politicians that are interested in redistributing wealth

      Every politician is interested in redistributing wealth one way or another. We just happen to have a congress that has slightly more who want to redistribute it up than down right now. I'm not aware of a single politician in DC today who is content with the tax code as it is, they all want to change something about it.

      However taking money from the rich to give to the poor is not Marxism, it's Robin Hood. Marx didn't want the money, he wanted the means of production.
       
       

      creating equality of outcome (not opportunity) situations

      Marxism does not dictate outcome. For that matter I am not aware of a politician today who wants to dictate outcome, either.
       
       

      restricting individualism

      Do you actually know anything about Marxism? "From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs" is embracing individualism.
       
       

      increasing collectivism

      Sounds like someone has been reading too much Ayn Rand lately... Nobody outside of her cult sees that word as having any real meaning.
       
       

      stamping out religions that have historically been hostile to marxism...

      So you're saying that Trump is a closet Marxist then? And Cruz as well? They are both taking hard stances against Islam, and Islam has never been friendly to Marxism.

    6. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      sure, marxism is all about individualism and is nothing about collectivism...

      are you for real?

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    7. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Apparently it would be entirely scientifically consistent for me to discount your position without even considering it.

      And according to you that's not prejudicial.

      Sweet.

      I see why you like this system... its very efficient.

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    8. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      I see why you like this system... its very efficient.

      Yes, it's efficient, and it's been proven to work very well. That's why we all do it, except for a few people with mental disorders.

    9. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure, marxism is all about individualism

      True Marxism embraces the potential of the individual.
       
       

      nothing about collectivism...

      Collectivism is a bogus term that is propagated by the cult of Ayn Rand. It has no actual meaning and does not belong in any serious discussion.

      You have, however, already seriously established that you are atrociously ignorant on Marxism.
       
       

      are you for real?

      I am really certain that you don't know shit about Marxism.

    10. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by Plus1Entropy · · Score: 1

      It's not about prejudice. You're putting the cart before the horse. Evidence first, then conclusion. If you do the opposite, there's no limit to what you can think is true.

      Moon is no egg, Khaleesi. Moon is goddess, wife of sun. It is known.

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    11. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      ignoring that maybe the earth has tilted one way or the other slightly which could account for changes in climate in parts of the world.

      And no one had noticed? Sorry, but actually: how retarded are you?

      Hint: look at the stars!

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    12. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      If you were a marxist... would you tell people you were a marxist? In most cases, no.
      Hae? You must have a brain malfunction.

      If I belong to a particular political group: I tell everyone. Either to gather friends to found a party, or a start a revolution. Or simply to get voted into office.

      And your average marxist in most of the Western world will use code words or virtue signaling to identify himself to his comrades whilst generally operating unnoticed by most people. Then it would be pretty pointless to be a Marxist.

      Actually? What is wrong in being a Marxist, why do you bring them up as a bad example?

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    13. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

      It is neither.

      It is about removing the power from the super rich, thats all.

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    14. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Sorry, your position has been discounted as meaningless. :D

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    15. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know the origin of the term "politically correct"... it is a term literally out of the Soviet Union.

      LOL, you believe that?

      Here's a clue: People in the modern US today talking about "Political correctness" have a very different concept of the term than any usage from the Soviet Union.

      And the term infuses our modern culture. How many people have gotten inside the moral calculations of our society. Determining what is good or bad for everyone else... literally dictating morality.

      Actually, it's used in our modern culture as a term to disparage and degrade people, a tool of marginalization, to indicate that somebody is up to some no good agenda that's destructive of appropriate morals and beliefs that proud, upstanding and freedom-loving Americans would support.

      IOW, it's a way to dictate morality.

      You need to think about the plots a bit harder, and realize that Manchurian Global won't work with the Chinese, they'll do it all at home, and you'll weep as they wrap themselves in the flag.

    16. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Sorry

      Apology accepted.

      Any idiot can take someone out of context. I said this:

      I mean really... That said, it would be interesting to see how this "wobble" effects the distribution of thermal energy on the planet. I suspect that we're going to get a few people saying "look at the climate change!'... ignoring that maybe the earth has tilted one way or the other slightly which could account for changes in climate in parts of the world.

      Whatever... everything is climate change and everything would be improved if we just put the Marxists in power... just ask the Marxists. *rolls eyes*.

      You took my statement out of context to make it sound like I said something else and then responded to it. I was referring to "a few people" that would be specious enough play games with the number. Not everyone. your cherry picked quote implied I said something which I did not.

      Your apology is already on record and accepted. Good day.

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    17. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Which is why most neo nazis tell people they're neo nazis.

      Obviously certain political factions have a history of not being upfront. That's just a fact.

      As to problems with Marxists, define your premise sophist. Upon what are we to judge goodness or badness? If your definition is so loose that the marxists don't get judged bad, I'll show how your own system is so loose that probably Nazis or something get judged acceptable. And if you're system is too tight so that only marxists are judged good, then I'll show that you're probably citing fluffy kittens or something as evil.

      I know you want to play definition games. And that's okay with me. I'm as good with them as anyone. Your move. Define goodness and badness... Or withdraw the statement.

      Either way I am happy.

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    18. Re:This doesn't pass the laugh test by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      By concentrating power in the government and making those not invested in government office less powerful?

      Apparently you want to go back to the old Nobility days... when the rich were not only rich but lords and masters of everyone.

      You're just moving money into the hands of the government.

      It was the separation of the money from the government that helped give rise to our freedoms in the first place. You re-concentrate power and wealth and we're all fucked.

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  30. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    But CO2 is both a heat sink in the lower atmosphere AND a heat reflector in the upper atmosphere. So it's a zero-sum game.

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  31. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

    > tipping point You could impress a lot of easily impressed people by sounding all sciency if you started calling it a bifurcation point.

  32. Re:Is there nothing... by HiThere · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Depends on what you're measuring. If you're measuring rainfall, it's climate change. If you're measuring temperature it's global warming. And, of course, newspapers are notorious for abusing the language. Consider the term "hacker".

    Actually, it could always be climate change, but calling it global warming when you're talking about rainfall is just confusing.

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  33. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by HiThere · · Score: 0

    If you want to see it really tilt, wait until Antarctica really melts. But you'd better check your hip boots for water-tightness first.

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  34. Re:similar to a figure skater lifting one leg whil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both, straight.

  35. Ironic Slashdot Logo Quote by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    "Reality must take precedence over public relations, for Mother Nature cannot be fooled." -- R.P. Feynman

  36. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Bzzzzzzt.

    The Sun dumps visible light on Earth, which is absorbed, and re-radiated at a lower wavelength. The atmosphere is mostly transparent to visible light, and CO2 does squat to it. The atmosphere is opaque to IR pretty much to the edge of space; the "top of atmosphere" is where a given photon has a higher chance of being released to space instead of being captured and re-radiated. The effect of CO2 is not to increase the opacity of the lower atmosphere, which is already saturated with H2O and CO2, but to push the CO2-rich layer further out into space.

    You clearly know fuck-all about atmospheric physics. Why are you commenting?

  37. You're Biblically ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Bible only describes the shape of the Earth in one place, and it says that the Earth is round. This is also where the Bible contradicts the other religions of the day by stating that the Earth hangs from nothing (while other religions claimed it was perched atop giand pillars, or riding on the back of a giant tortoise, etc)

    If you are going to pretend to be smarter than the supposedly ignorant "Bible thumpers" you should start by demonstrating (a) that you are actually literate, and (b) that you have actually studied the book you are criticizing.

    I will further note that the Bible should be read, as any other book is read, COMPLETELY so you get it all in context and therefor the obvious expressions like "ends of the Earth" are understood as the obvious expressions they are (just as they would be in any other book) and without pretending that if you properly understand such an expression then you must imagine the entire rest of the book to be similarly not literal (a bizarre form of literary interpretation not generally applied to other books).

    1. Re:You're Biblically ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google flat earth. get a p900.

  38. More sensationalizing of the obvious for politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Earth's wobble has long been known, it was in old dusty textbooks.

    Anybody who has ever worked with or studies spinning objects knows that they wobble if the mass distribution changes while they are spinning.

    Anybody with any slight exposure to history or geology (no actual degree in either field required) knows that there have been times in the past when huge parts of the planet have been under huge thick ice sheets, and other periods when those ice sheets are gone or nearly gone. It's also astoundingly obvious that the water is not destroyed during inter-glacial periods - it's redistributed as liquid water in oceans lakes and rivers and as water vapor in the atmosphere NONE of which are the same mass distribution as when in glacier form atop continents. As a result, anybody with a brain knows that the Earth's wobble has over time been affected by the climate cycles as the planet goes down into a deep cold ice age and then warms into a very warm inter-glacial period and then goes back into another deep cold ice age. All of recent human history has been in a warm inter-glacial period, with the only real question being have we hit the peak of the warming before we dive towards the next ice age, or are we going to get a bit warmer yet before the next slide down into another ice age.

    The only real headline here is that there are people in NASA willing to hype ANYTHING to push AGW. Next month somebody at Goddard will spill coffee on himself, discover that it's WET and HOT and will announce that hot coffee is somehow wrapped-up in AGW. I had personally hoped that the agency would return to honesty and sanity after Jim Hansen retired, but sadly that appears not to be the case and his influence appears to have been more like an infectious disease whose primary symptoms are fanatacism and anxiety attacks.

  39. Timing... by Hylandr · · Score: 1

    A little late for April Fools.

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  40. Measurements Won't Convince by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    Climate change denial will not yield to logic, proofs, measurements or facts. Cowardly personalities fear change and fighting global warming and rising seas mean that many things in our lives must change. But cowards reason that they will surely be dead anyway before total calamity takes place. They could care less about their children or future generations. To then it is better that their children perish than they might be forced to pay a bit more in taxes.

    1. Re:Measurements Won't Convince by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and Climate change belief has resulted in the same. When the data doesn't match the model, we usually realize that we need to rethink the hypothesis and adjust the model - except in climate change where we keep the model and adjust the data.

  41. Re:Is there nothing... by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

    Wait....isn't it climate change now?

    It's been climate change for a while now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  42. Re:More sensationalizing of the obvious for politi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't even bother with the topside comments anymore in these propaganda stories. The bottom comments is where it's at!

  43. NOT global warming by jovius · · Score: 1

    The change matches with the rise of Dubstep.

  44. Re: Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The post you are responding to was a response to a question, and addressed it in those terms. Maybe you should go back and read what Curunir was responding to.

    In point of fact, CO2 has a negligible affect on the temperature of the earth. The equalibrium temperature is based almost entirely on the radiation that reaches the earth and the density of the atmosphere, regardless of the types of gasses. CO2 is such a vanishingly small proportion, and heat trapping and radiating properties so insignificant in the total equation, it makes no difference in the total equation. You would be way beyond toxic levels in the atmosphere before it make any significant difference in the equilibrium temperature, and then only if you're calculating out to 1/1000th of a degree or something.

    That is, you know fuck-all about physics in general.

  45. Metric (or SI units) by Tomahawk · · Score: 1

    http://www.wolframalpha.com/in...

    Result:
    2.722×10^14 kg (kilograms)
    2.722×10^11 t (metric tons)

    Volume V of water from V = m/rho_(H_2O):
        | 2.722×10^14 L (liters)
        | 272 km^3 (cubic kilometers)
        | (assuming maximum water density ~~ 1000 kg/m^3)

    1. Re:Metric (or SI units) by radiumsoup · · Score: 1

      also: from TFA, it's about 2.34 milliarcseconds per year of movement. An arcsecond at the surface is roughly 30.87 meters, so we're talking 7cm of wobble. Interesting, but not necessarily "Earth-shattering"

  46. Re:Don't care. Just fix the problem already! by Tomahawk · · Score: 1

    By highlighting the symptoms, they may spur more people into doing something to 'cure the desease'.
    Otherwise the masses will do nothing and the issue will continue to escalate.

  47. Re: Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of all denialist theories, this one is most trivially false.

  48. Re:Don't care. Just fix the problem already! by Chas · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but you just can't fix stupid.

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  49. Ants on a tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I told you not to eat that last donut!" said one ant to the other as the tree they were climbing toppled over under the woodsman's axe.

    Seriously though, we exist on a very thin layer of non-liquid minerals, which is floating atop a truly massive amount of liquid minerals. The dissimilar rotational velocities of various layers and compositions within are the explanation of our magnetosphere. If you believe you fully understand what is going on because you saw a cut-away picture showing yellow, orange, and red balls under a brown shell with buildings on it, I have a bridge for sale. Special price just for you!

    Continental drift is a pretty solid idea. There is strong evidence that the magnetic poles have flipped over. These things were not caused by humans and did not require human input at all.

    Given the scale of masses involved, I would say anything on the surface is insignificant if the underlying process has anything to do with the larger, lower bodies involved. And like the ants on the tree, it is simply foolish to assume the universe functions entirely within the sphere of your own understanding.

    "A new study from NASA"... so why are you linking to a mass media outlet? Whenever a real scientist finds a correlation, media seems to always jump on it as if it were a confirmed causal link. Sells better I suppose. "Journalistic integrity" used to mean something. Used to be able to read clear information with no bias or influence. And they wonder why nobody trusts anything they write anymore?

  50. Earth's Precession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The correct term for "earth wobble" is precession. It takes 26,000 years for a complete precession cycle. I doubt anyone can tell if there has been any change in the precession path in the last 50 years. It moves about 1 deg. per 72 years.

  51. Re: Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    But the point is that it is an objection. It doesn't matter that it's ludicrous and essentially denies physics All that matters is that it sounds like a scientific objection. Of course is a load of shit, and maybe even the poster knows that (but I doubt it), but it's part of the "CO2 is totally harmless" counterargument which has been around for decades now. Like Creationists, psuedo-skeptics just keep repeating the same lies over and over and over again, no matter how many times they have been falsified.

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  52. Spotting BS by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    NASA is trying to distance themselves from these crackpots - https://www.rt.com/news/338810...

    There you have it. Anything to do with weather and climate, etc and it's from NASA, it's an opinion at best. It's a shame that it takes a third world country with one satellite to call bullshit for us to actually admit NASA doesn't do climate.

    Should be clear. Bad hurricane - MMGW. IT's too hot - MMGW. It's too cold - MMGW. Nothing happened for 15 years - Still have MMGW. Anything happens - MMGW. Nothing is natural anymore.

    1. Re:Spotting BS by Layzej · · Score: 1

      Nothing is natural anymore.

      Regarding our bet that 2016 would(n't) be the hottest year on record, NASA has published their March global mean temperature analysis. They concur with the satellite analysis. Hottest March on record. Second hottest anomaly (after February 2016). Are you sure you don't want to put money on this?

  53. How to interpret scientific research papers by mbeckman · · Score: 1

    When a paper uses terms like "link" and "clue" it means they don't have proof for their hypothesis. So the report didn't "find global warming is shifting the way the Earth wobbles." It found some correlations between various data sets. And as every scientist knows, and most lay persons should learn, correlations are a time a dozen and prove nothing.

    So this is just more AGW Chicken Little alarmism.

  54. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by dave420 · · Score: 1

    You really are a crackpot. Every argument you've made has been based on a faulty understanding of basic science.

  55. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    You really are a crackpot. Every argument you've made has been based on a faulty understanding of basic science.

    Worded poorly, perhaps, but not based on "faulty understanding". CO2 absorbs heat not just reflected off the earth, but also as it enters the atmosphere and warms the air and clouds BEFORE it reaches the earth. And it radiates that heat in all directions, including back to the upper atmosphere and eventually back into space.

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  56. Well, that's a lie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ice expansion is miniscule, is only extent of sea ice and is despite the massive reduction of ice MASS at that pole. All in all a great big whopper of a lie from a denier of reality.

    1. Re:Well, that's a lie. by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      The ice expansion is miniscule, is only extent of sea ice and is despite the massive reduction of ice MASS at that pole. All in all a great big whopper of a lie from a denier of reality.

      No, it's not a lie. It seems more likely that YOUR comment is a lie. There is NO evidence that I can find anywhere that supports a "massive reduction" of the mass of ice in Antarctica, land or sea. I'll leave this right here for your edification.

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    2. Re:Well, that's a lie. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      You are an idiot. Enough said.

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    3. Re:Well, that's a lie. by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      Brilliant rebuttal!

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  57. Re: The earth'He confirmss chucking a wobbly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, right. Except not.

    1) He never siaid in the piece where you and other idiots claim he said it would be underwater by now, that it would be underwater by now.

    2) Hurricane Sandy DID flood that area. And somehow, this is proof he's wrong??!?!?!?!?

    Fucking moron.

  58. Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the fact that we don't know means that you know it's unimportant. Because you believe ignorance is proof of something about reality.

  59. Helpful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will help the US reach out to muslim nations.

    Which is exactly what NASA was tasked with doing in 2008.

  60. Re:Dramatic shift? Nothing like magnetic reversal? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    A zero sum game implies that all effects bottom line cancel each other out.
    In your example we only have one effect: CO2 trapping IR light.

    It does not matter in what layer. On what physical basis should it "reflect" IR in the upper atmosphere but trap it in the lower? And even if it would: by what magic should it be in both cases the exyctly same amount?

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