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themusicgod1 writes: Can we please get a moment of silence? Long-time sister site to Slashdot, Kuro5hin has finally gone offline.
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probably why its dead
Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead!
[A large man appears with a (seemingly) dead Kuro5hin over his shoulder]
Large Man: Here's one.
Dead Collector: Nine pence.
"Dead" Kuro5hin: I'm not dead.
Dead Collector: What?
Large Man: Nothing. [hands the collector his money] There's your nine pence.
"Dead" Kuro5hin: I'm not dead!
Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man: Yes he is.
"Dead" Kuro5hin: I'm not.
Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
"Dead" Kuro5hin: I'm getting better.
Large Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
"Dead" Kuro5hin: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man:' Oh, don't be such a baby.
Dead Collector: I can't take him.
"Dead" Kuro5hin: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man: Well, when's your next round?
Dead Collector: Thursday.
"Dead" Kuro5hin: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
"Dead" Kuro5hin: I feel happy! I feel happy!
[The collecter paces for an idea, then whacks Kuro5hin with his club, solving the problem]
Large Man: Ah, thank you very much.
Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man: Right.
I remember when they were part of OSDN. Freshmeat was a great, too. I'm afraid Slashdot is next. It's a shadow of its former self. There are so many users I enjoyed talking to in journals, and the discussions were better here in the past. Most of them are long gone, and have been replaced by buffoons and SJWs. Even the trolls were entertaining, and most were actually good guys when they weren't fighting over the fp. Slashdot actually felt like a tech site back then. A few people from the old guard are still around, but it's not at all the same anymore. I hope Slashdot doesn't go the way of K5.
A few of us from the first days are still around but I now only check maybe once a week. Story quality is in the toilet, and the discussions are no longer entertaining or enlightening but instead just hatefests that feel like twitter and youtube comments.
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
Kuro5hin article from 2001 on 1K Chess for the ZX81 (mirror of text)
"I bless every day that I continue to live, for every day is pure profit."
If that's really intentional on Rusty's part, I would have liked to have some sort of announcement, and some sort of goodbye. Perhaps a post-mortem analysis. And ideally, have it remain online frozen, as an archive, because in the past there have been many very good articles on it, before it went to shit.
Of course, the site has already been effectively dead for what, more than a decade now, I think? It's a real pity, because it used to be a really cool place where interesting, and sometimes important (Wikipedia, OpenNIC, etc) discussions took place.
The place was unique enough that it took me years to find a suitable replacement for it.
Anybody else getting a Les Nessman "WKRP is not on the air" vibe from Slashdot posting a link to a site that's no longer there?
I never got TOPI out of localroger, even. What a ripoff.
for posting a link to a site that has gone off line.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
This was the site where someone debunked the "Windows just copied its TCP/IP stack from the BSDs" and now that source is gone thanks to a robots.txt wiping out the archive: https://web.archive.org/web/*/... .
Maybe the problem is techies are being swarmed by norms in the clearnet now.
The options are: Start from scratch on the clearnet (SN has already done this and while puttering along at much less cost than slashdot, is a shadow of even the original slashdot.) Start from scratch on the darknet. Or hack the slashdot servers, snarf the entire db back to the beginning, and bring it to the darknet along with either the SN or Slash codebases. It appears slashdot will die with a whimper rather than be forked with a roar. Maybe if a few more techies would look before all the slippery slopes they slide down each day and claw their way back up above land, instead of further into the very hell they have wrought for themselves.
It is the way of things. *checks his uid* yeah, /. Has changed, kuro5hin changed, it's part of the gig.
Or do they just make it inaccessable?
Somebody should really email their technical staff and ask, and if possible get them to cache robots.txt for each period a site is up and only use it during the current interval until it changes.
That would solve the citation issues and also people taking over old domain names just to censor the contents, like a lot of domain squatters seem to.
K5 was part of OSDN, which also included SourceForge, Slashdot, and Freshmeat. It was another discussion site, like Slashdot, but in many ways was better. Stories were generally more detailed and better written than what you see on Slashdot. Stories were voter on by users and that controlled what ended up on the front page. It had some trolls, but K5 didn't tolerate a lot of the crap that was on Slashdot.
I care because I am concerned Slashdot is heading in the same direction. The article and discussion quality is pretty poor. The site feels like a dinosaur. There are so many thing that haven't been updated in years. It's a sad day to see K5 disappear completely. I fear the same is in store for Slashdot.
I remember it was hot in 2001. I remember visiting again in 2004 and it was desolate. I'm surprised it lasted this long.
You know what site I really miss? Segfault.org. That was seriously funny stuff, and ahead of its time. Too bad the hard drive on which it ran crashed and left an unrecoverable mess.
Finding God in a Dog
also a dying edifice. whos time is also long gone.. the best n da brightest in the world, go n gather. all gone :( well as all things evolve im sure there is something somewhere thats equivalent these days that i dont know about. but those really were the days.
I remember when they were part of OSDN. Freshmeat was a great, too. I'm afraid Slashdot is next. It's a shadow of its former self.
Ah yes, old corps - new corps.
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The legend lives on from trolltalk on down
Of the big net they call Intar Webby
The net, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the posts of October turn gloomy.
With a load of whiny diaries - 26,000 tons more
Than the Edmund Kuro5hin weighed empty
That good site and true was a bone to be chewed
When the trolls of October came early
The ship was the pride of the USian side
Coming back from some server in Wisconson
As the big Scoop sites go it was bigger than most
With a crew and the Captain well seasoned.
Concluding some terms with a couple of sponsors
When they left fully loaded for Peaks Island
And later that night when the site's bell rang
Could it be the North Wind they'd been feeling.
The packets in the wires made a tattletale sound
And a wave broke over the railing
And every man knew, as the Captain did, too,
T'was the witch of October come stealing.
The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the gales of October came slashdotting
When afternoon came it was rebuilding
In the face of a hurricane db problem
When supper time came the old kook came on deck
Saying fellows it's too rough to bug ya
At 7PM a main web box caved in
He said fellas it's been good to know ya.
The Captain wired in he had crapfloods coming in
And the good site and crew was in peril
And later that night when his lights went out of sight
Came the wreck of the Edmund Kuro5hin.
Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When the posts turn the minutes to hours
The searchers all say they'd have made SoS Bay
If they'd fifteen more routers behind her.
They might have split up or they might have crashed
They may have broke deep and took disk corruption
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the wives and the sons and the posters.
Ars Technica rolls, Slashdot sings
In the ruins of her geek compound mansion
Old Michigan steams like a young geek's dreams,
Usenet and blogs are for sportsmen.
And farther below Everything2
Takes in what Something Awful can send her
And the big iron boxen go as the admins all know
With the gales of October remembered.
In a musty old hall in UKia they prayed
In the Intarweb Admins' Cathedral
The ^G bell chimed, 'til it rang 29 times
For each man on the Edmund Kuro5hin.
The legend lives on from trolltalk on down
Of the big net they call Intar Webby
The net, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the posts of October come early.
I had completely forgotten about its existence. :/ Now I feel kind of bad for not visiting it recently.
Non sequitur: Your facts are uncoordinated.
Recent resident of the asylum?
I've been thinking about a husi account. Some familiar names like Cheesburger Brown seem to be there.
It is a pity it's gone. Amid the rubbish there were some gems. Egil Silllagrimson's Mother was one of the best ones. I think someone may have scraped the site for posterity.
I do wonder how MDC is doing living on the streets in Portland.
-- claes
Yeah, I really miss K5, it was a sane /. until the trolls got so bad that Rusty couldn't deal with it anymore.
I just ran across my ancient K5 T-shirt, it's all full of holes, I tossed it out, sad.
Slashdot was on the decline, but I'm actually optimistic about the new owner's chances of succeeding at turning the ship around because of their commitment to listening to the community for the first time in far too long.
You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
Best of Kuro5hin was the creativity, the worst was the .... users.
RIP
sorry Rusty.
A billion channels and nuthin's on. I don't even feel like being a social-dick anymore.
I comment occasionally so that I can mod others -1 overrated or -1 offtopic.
RIP
In GOD we trust, all others we monitor.
Refuge for brilliance at times
Thanks for the good times
When even Slashdot publishes such a news as a "spoiler", something that you have to click on to unveil its content, something alarming is happening.
It's all about quality of writers and quality of readers. Have we finally lost both of them?
I remember registering on it way back, but I never really read it like I did slashdot.
In fact, for the last decade it's really only existed in my mind as an entry in my password manager. Guess I can delete that now.
Belief is the currency of delusion.
I remember K5 for being the original host of localroger and his "Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect", as well as a host of other original stories.
Tis a sad day indeed.
My first real Unix jobs, and writing perl late into the night, killing time on Slashdot, and Kuro5hin. It's a shame it faltered, I'd check in every so often to see if it had resurrected itself. Much like perl, it never did.
I've been here since the early 2000s IIRC. Still never heard of it.
had an account. lost it. don't care enough to make another.
What ever happened to that low-budget Filipino horror movie in NYC? After so much hype, I want to finally see it, or at least read the film snobs reviews on IMDB.
This site was never a big deal...it had promise, but very quickly devolved into an insiders site. Whenever that happens, you stop growing and begin decaying. It was the same 30 people talking to each other, and they didn't like outsiders. Since the genius that ran it blocked archive.org, now that it's offline the whole thing is gone forever.
Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
More likely, the domain will probably be sold and redirected to Gizmodo or CNet. Slashdot has been in a slow, downward spiral for years now.
Sent from my iPhone
Well damn, that's a real shame. When that site was up 'n running, it was such a great site. Yea, a lot of trolling on the front end, but behind that, there were some great technical posters that kept me coming back. Sadly, that death of that site means my world-famous chili recipe may also be gone. There was a call for chili recipes, I posted mine. Meat steamed in beer, no beans, and let the chili stew (ie ferment) overnight. Gawd-dam! was it good.
It was especially good, as I made it all completely up. Loosely based on my mom's recipe, but mostly a total fake-er-roo. Yet people made it, a lot of them. And they all loved it. Yep, I trolled K5 with a bogus chili recipe.
Then Rusty kept doing shit that made it no so much fun to visit as often. Then kept doing more of that shit that made it even less fun to visit. So I quit visiting. Other favorite sites have also disappeared: fuckedcompany.com and stilenetwork.com among them. At least http://everything2.com/ is still going, kind of.
-> I dislike sigs...
Archive and pictures or it didnt exist.
A handful of k5 survivors are now at don't sue me bro and/or kr5dit.
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Good job, guys: https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://kuro5hin.org
kurons of k5 past.
dontsuemebro.com
k5 never died, we were forcibly migrated.
I wasn't a K5 account holder or poster but I read it infrequently and thought that it was likely to give visitors a more mature discussion than what one would find elsewhere (Twitter, Slashdot, Digg, and so many other current and former discussion websites). Sort of like when Slashdot was new and not yet populated by shills and people who reflexively accept whatever the corporate-run tech press says is worthwhile. I didn't get the impression that K5 gave as much heed to the "firehose" headline publishing approach Slashdot brags about (which I think is a big part of the reason people are discouraged from thinking critically and seriously about corporate repeater sites like Slashdot's narrow scope of allowable debate): if there's not enough time to digest something before being cut off from an audience (whether through the site shutting off comments or visitors being steered toward newer stories), there's only enough time to echo familiar tropes. This is much like what Noam Chomsky identified in "Manufacturing Consent" regarding the tyranny of concision.
Digital Citizen
but DSMB is the best!
http://dontsuemebro.com
I did not come here to praise Kuro5hin but to bury it.
Rusty Foster was an absentee landlord who neglected it while he worked for Newsweek writing Today in Tabs until he got fired. Everyone remembers the CMF that never existed but Rusty raised a lot of money with it to promise to fix Scoop and improve Kuro5hin, but the money went to fix his house and buy a yacht instead.
Rusty helped Howard Dean's campaign use Scoop to connect with voters, but the Dean Scream ruined that. That was before social networks too off and people use Wordpress now instead of Scoop.
Just about everyone who made Kuro5hin great had left, Rusty put up a $5 paywall for new accounts, when that failed to stop trolls, Rusty deleted the login form and new user page. After that didn't work Rusty moved his DNS to Ghandi in France and the site was down for a few days until this new landing page was used.
Rusty's Twitter page: http://www.twitter.com/rustyk5 but he made it private so only his followers can see it.
Remember, Slashdot does not have a -1 disagree moderation, and no, troll, flamebait, and overrated are not substitutes.
I only remember reading one story there, The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect by Richard Williams. I'm sure there were others down the years, but this is the one that stands out. If you have hazy memories of reading that story many years ago, it was probably on kuro5hin.
It was pretty good. I just checked, and it is available elsewhere now.
See that "Preview" button?
offtopic, but i see some old folks on here..
there was a single post once that brought in all the steaming hot grits np-pants stuff into one long scenario with a beowulf cluster
never saw it again, not even on e2 or any of the other memory hole sites out there
the bitbucket is deep but maybe one of you has it memorized
Anyone could post anything, it was Rational Anarchism in the mould of Heinlein's philosophies, and I found most of the content ended up being drivel as a consequence. Still, diaries were a lot more successful than the Slashdot journals ever were, so it had something going for it.
The source, Scoop, was maintained for a long time and that probably contributed to its demise. However, there were some interesting ideas in the code and I hope someone uploads a copy somewhere. I far prefer the cleaner interface to the one Slashdot uses, heavy interfaces aren't portable and the decreasing support for web standards by the major browsers isn't helping. A major reversion to lighter footprint pages will be necessary at some point.
Going back to the philosophy of Rational Anarchism, K5's failure to survive shows that said philosophy has limits. It has been out-competed. Slashdot is closer to the Benign Dictator philosophy that has served Open Source so well. Slashdot suffered heavily from an excessive of business involvement and loss of focus, but has partially recovered. As long as Slashdot works hard to rebuild the number of active users (even passive users), the trolls will fade to black and Slashdot will survive into the future.
Slashdot, at one point, had a couple of thousand active users and over a hundred thousand passive readers - figures that national newspapers would struggle to compete with. It's a total comparable to the best The Guardian ever managed. That proves the impact these sorts of sites can have. The heaviest threads here have had more warranted +5 content than a BBC Horizon documentary, Question Time and "I'm Sorry, I haven't a clue" combined.
But precisely because these sorts of site have such a large potential market, they should not go extinct. Rusty gave up, for whatever reason, and the lack of maintenance is likely a major factor. Slashdot isn't exactly thriving, but it is surviving.
The two attempts by Bruce Perens to run a Technocrat website shows that maintenance alone is also not a factor. A site has to have good quality content, adequate security, adequate bandwidth and a feel of involvement. There were some... problems with some of the stories posted, almost certainly not intended, but the underlying Zope had problems and the Technocrat software wasn't brilliant at checking input for errors.
But, yes, this is a sad day.
Talking of sites that are dead, I would dearly love to revive Freshmeat/Freecode. I have no objection to writing my own software, I know that the maintainers were concerned about the underlying software entering circulation and I want to reassure the current owners that if they were willing to let me take over, I would be willing to write my own versions of anything considered proprietary.
I think the site was shut down in error, but I would not ask others to invest time and effort simply because I think something. I expect to be expected to show that I'm right, on my own dime, on my own time. And, should I do so, if whoever currently owns it wants it back then I'd respect that wish. That's the whole point of this "community" thing, in my opinion. Nobody else has to believe that, how can you possibly lose by me believing it?
The same would be true for Kuro5hin. If Rusty wants to let me have a go at getting Scoop up to scratch and running Kuro5hin, on the understanding that if they want it back if I succeed then I'd not be predatory about it. I'd rather have the community functioning and to hell with who runs it.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
I wrote a k5 screen scraper, and have 95% of k5 diaries, unfortunately I don't have any stories.
Date range for my archive is: 2001-1-4 to 2015-7-22
For a total of 161,942 diaries.
Here is a summary of what I have in my archive.
Here are some tables showing which kurons had the highest number of posts over the lifetime of k5.
And then became a irrelevant. The site hasn't been relevant in over a decade. I can't believe it stayed online as long as it did. So long and thanks for all the fish...
A moment of silence my ass. K5 was a verbose place, at times thoughtful and at times troll bait but seldom silent. It was such a collection of quirky content and contributions. It was a slower death then I expected but somewhat inevitable once Rusty began the troll wars.
As for this article, I suspect I have been tricked. Haven’t posted here since 2008.
~~ What's stopping you?
go to dontsuemebro.com .. It's US! really! we have scoop and everything!
I stopped participating over there 8 or so years ago. The Troll agenda took over and nothing of value was getting voted up any longer. I occasionally would cruise over to see if anything of interest had reappeared. Never found anything.
Power Corrupts,Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, leaving one person(group)in charge is absolutely corrupt.
That site has been a vegetable for at least five years now. Sad to see it go, but this really isn't news.
Kriston
It was a vegetable 10 years ago. 5 years ago, it had rotted and was really starting to smell.
Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
I was just going to come back. What sadness!
xo,
-somaudlin
he didn't think the "stories" were worth saving though.
I am absolutely serious.
go to dontsuemebro.com and you can find them.
and put it on sites like sourceforge!
http://sourceforge.net/project...
someone put it on github, but that is too SJW for me.
SCOOP is always been about being a platform.
http://dontsuemebro.com/ why not join us?
Kuro5hin? ...
Dead and log since gone to seed
I thought K5 died at least 5 years ago.
Meanwhile, Memepool has been down for a while. It's been down before. Maybe for good this time?
Da Blog
At the center of the universe is a horribly wounded angel.
Its wings are torn and blackened, its skin plastered with a dull purple blood that never seems to grow totally dry. It is disfigured, mangled, covered in seared, faintly glowing cracks. The face is fixed in an eternal, unchanging expression of pure, limitless joy. The eyes are empty sockets. The arms are eternally outstretched, because they are tied in place.
It is nothing anyone would call conscious, and is only in the barest, barest sense of the word still alive. If anything resembling awareness remains, that awareness consists of nothing but an infinite field of gridded black and white squares, a test pattern scattered with dancing dots that shift and jump and blur into one another. It would be tempting to say this is consciousness, but in fact the angel is not aware of the test pattern. It simply is.
This test pattern is useful.
Records as to the details that begin this story are not available, and it is clear they have been made that way on purpose. What knowledge can be gained-- and it is available to precious, precious few-- consists mostly of assumptions. The assumption is that angels exist. The assumption is that they are, in fact, perfect, or a reflection or aspect or agent of some perfect higher being. The assumption is that from time to time, perhaps as their sole function, these angels are sent out on missions, to perform the will of their creator. The most immediate assumption one comes to is that whatever such tasks could conceivably be, it is possible for them to fail.
The one certainty is that at some point, some ship in the employ of the Altran Corporation-- possibly a pathfinder, possibly a minor delivery ship of some sort, possibly an aggressor, possibly merely a communications satellite identifying a piece of space junk coming within a certain radius-- came into contact with an actual, real, unquestionable angel, floating in the dead, frozen vacuum of deep space. The assumption is that the angel had been sent up against something very, very dangerous. The assumption is that the angel had emerged victorious, as something that powerful would certainly have threatened humanity if left unchecked. The certainty is that the angel never made it back.
After the point at which the angel was retrieved, by whatever means this was done, records began to be kept. Engineers at the greatest level of confidence within Altran were secretly summoned to a highly guarded location, to experiment on what had been found. And they did. Extensively. The initial results held no particular meaning. The flesh was in fact definitely alive, and was in fact definitely not any known sort of organism, but could not be induced to heal, react, or do anything interesting. What was left retained the power to hold itself together, but little more, and crumbled under pressure. Volumes of data were produced during this process. By and large, this data was never used.
In the end the only thing that could be induced to any activity whatsoever was the brain, the last thing to be worked on in detail. And there the last remaining spark of autistic half-life in the creature was found. The engineers carefully cut apart the crushed skull and plowed and cajoled their way in at the molecular level with wires and sensors and probes, pushing past layer upon layer of brain matter that all were black and decayed and clearly dead and liquified upon being disturbed, and took exquisite care to preserve perfectly anything that proved an exception. And in the end, when finally a clear outline of what bits were still living had been formed-- a solid and almost warm block at what in a human would have been the reptilian core, a few island-like clumps of living matter scattered throughout, and microscopic chains of neurons that branched off in a number of directions from that center linking it all-- the engineers connected wires everywhere that wires could be connected to and sent out a single universal gentle, quiet electric pulse, an attempt, in their way,
Hahah, yeah, I was being conservative with that time frame.
But then we still have the other almost dead Slashdot sister site http://everything2.com/ formerly known as everything.com.
Kriston