User: Penis Bird Guy

Re:Slashdot is not far behind...

On: RIP Kuro5hin (kuro5hin.org)

Amen, brother.

Thanks, man

On: So Long, CmdrTaco, and Thanks For All The Posts

It was fun.

Come on

On: Slashdot Turns 10 But You Get The Presents

Don't I get credit for giving birth to the phenomenon which was the motivating factor for the institution of the lameness filter?

My penis bird turns five today.

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Re:Early post for goatse store

On: Videogames, Learning, And Literacy

I get royalties, right?

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Re:In retrospect...

On: IRC Forum w/ CmdrTaco & Hemos Tonight at 8pm Eastern

Negative.

Andrew J. Tosh and his letter to rotten.com are quite real. Please do not to be teh questioning it.

Chill out with a penis bird and you'll see the light.

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fr1st ps0t

On: Theory-Affirming Evidence About the Universe

shizzle mah nizzle

fp

On: Jabber Could Get An IETF Working Group

n1g6azz
where mah penis birdz at!?!?!

fp

On: WorldCom Fraud Doubles

etc etc

fp plz tks

On: AGP4X vs. AGP8X

yes ^^

fp n all that

On: Motorola's i95cl

fr1st ps0t, etc.

fr1st ps0t

On: A New Free Software Donation Directory

andkon tells off bjarne

first post and such

On: Ogg Vorbis 1.0

for joy!

fp penis bird squawks at deep linking prohibition

On: EFF And MPAA On Broadcast Flags

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My penis bird is always watching for fp

On: Rental Car Companies Watching By Satellite, Again

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On: Hacktivismo to Release Steganography Tool

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Happy Indepenisbird day to all! -or- FR1ST PS0t

On: U.S. House of Representatives Makes Resolutions in XML

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Penis birds in First Postville, New York!

On: Power Plants On Rails for California

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Re:fpb

On: Hubble Snaps Pix Of Dying Supernova

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Re:fpb

On: Hubble Snaps Pix Of Dying Supernova

I am sorry, you were indeed not inconsistent. My mistake. But how could you in good conscience hurt a penis bird? They're only the most friendly and pleasurable of creatures! Please.

Re:fpb

On: Hubble Snaps Pix Of Dying Supernova

You concern me not. I think I speak of the obvious when I say you did not steal my penis bird's nose, or as you later inconsistently stated, the penis bird himself, but merely printed the characters &lt;. Hardly scary.

Now begone, troll.

Here's a penis bird for the road.

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Re:fpb

On: Hubble Snaps Pix Of Dying Supernova

Such a number of first posts is trivial to myself, however, I must put an end to your attempted extortion and bird cruelty.

I sentence you to be gang raped by a flock of wild penis birds!

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On: Hubble Snaps Pix Of Dying Supernova

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FPB

On: Mathematical Lego Sculptures

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Re:Mind if I take this fp?

On: Slashback: Disclosure, Maricopa, Telecoms

Not impressive, my penis bird says in a series of morse code squawks.

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fp, aw yeah

On: Apple Announces the Fate of Shake

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