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Lab-Grown Meat Is In Your Future, and It May Be Healthier Than the Real Stuff (smh.com.au)

An anonymous reader shares an article on The Sydney Morning Herald:Scientists and businesses working full steam to produce lab-created meat claim it will be healthier than conventional meat and more environmentally friendly. But how much can they improve on old-school pork or beef? In August 2013, a team of Dutch scientists showed off their lab-grown burger (cost: $435,000) and even provided a taste test. Two months ago, the American company Memphis Meats fried the first-ever lab meatball (cost: $23,700 per pound). Those who have tasted these items say they barely differ from the real deal. The Dutch and the Americans claim that within a few years lab-produced meats will start appearing in supermarkets and restaurants. And these are not the only teams working on cultured meat (as they prefer to call it). Another company, Modern Meadow, promises that lab-grown "steak chips" -- something between a potato chip and beef jerky -- will hit the stores in the near future, too.

274 comments

  1. And better for the enviroment by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If they can get this to work it will also be better for the environment in terms of energy use, CO2 and methane production. Right now, my wife and I are both not complete vegetarians but very rarely eat any form of meat. This is for ethical, environmental and financial reasons. In her case, she'd be probably pretty happy never eating meat, whereas I've got a strong craving for it generally that is a little annoying. I'm really looking forward to vat meat.

    1. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no way that producing meat via laboratories is going to be better for the environment then letting cows or goats munch away in a pasture somewhere. How many tons of CO2 will be produced generating the power to keep the vats in their sterile, climate controlled environment? Producing the chemical broth used to provide nutrients to the frankenmeat? Mining or harvesting the nutrients in the first place? This is just another pipe dream being peddled to people who cannot see the big picture. The only thing that's going to be a step forward is switching people to eat 100% plant based diet and nothing that is DERIVED from plants through any kind of process that loses efficiency at each step along way.

    2. Re:And better for the enviroment by Nidi62 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Right now, my wife and I are both not complete vegetarians but very rarely eat any form of meat. This is for...financial reasons.

      Really? With a membership to a warehouse store like Sam's Club, I am currently getting 90/10 ground beef for under $3 per pound (80/20 is even cheaper) and can get frozen chicken breasts for around $2 per pound. At the local grocery store we can get fresh chicken breasts for a little over $2 per pound. Me and my wife go through a bag of chicken every 2 weeks and a 5 pound case of ground beef in 3-4 weeks. Unless you live in a place where meat is very scarce, you only eat filet or ribeye every night, or insist on grass fed free range low stress hand massaged beef the financial impact of meat vs no meat is very minimal.

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    3. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >letting cows or goats munch away in a pasture somewhere
      yeah, goats and cows eat grass on pastures.

    4. Re:And better for the enviroment by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Have you ever actually seen cows in your life?

      Goats aren't even any part of the whole "feedlot system". Cows on the other hand are perfectly content to graze on what just grows out of the ground by itself. That's kind of their natural condition. That's how beef became prominent to begin with.

      Even "feedlot cattle" are only finished on a feedlot.

      They can also eat the stalks and cobs an any other part of plants that are entirely inedible to humans. They can eat what would otherwise be wasted by humans.

      They really can live off of a "plant based diet".

      Humans not so much...

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    5. Re:And better for the enviroment by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not a vegetarian, and I don't necessarily have any ethical qualms with killing and eating animals, but if I could eat meat without killing an animal most of the time and save energy in the process, I'm good with that.

    6. Re:And better for the enviroment by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like anything else, you want to stay away from the overhyped nonsense. Since vegetarianism is a current fad, I would expect it to be unnecessarily expensive when compared to sensible omnivorism. Things like Kale aren't cheap. The produce sections of places like Whole Foods can drain your whole wallet.

      Even if you are eating the low stress free range stuff, it's still likely cheaper than many of the other things that a prissy vegan would end up needing to buy.

      A "plant based diet" is far more bothersome than they will admit to.

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    7. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet goat is the most consumed meat in the world.

    8. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Grass Fed beef doesn't have the methane production of corn-fed. Go figure, grass-fed animals are far healthier. And the omega-3 balance in their meat means it is healthier for you, too. Corn is the byproduct of finding peacetime use for the military-industrial complex's nitrogen-production capabilities (the basis of nearly all explosives). There's literally nothing on earth that is healthy eating modern corn.

    9. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't necessarily have any ethical qualms with killing

      That's because you don't know how they do it. To summarize, it's not a peaceful, painless death. In many instances it could only be described as torture.

    10. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a vegetarian, and I don't necessarily have any ethical qualms with killing and eating animals, but if I could eat meat without killing an animal most of the time and save energy in the process, I'm good with that.

      Hmm, have you ever tried to only take a bite from the animal? Doing so won't kill the animal and you get to eat the meat. Of course, in order to feed yourself you've got to chomp on quite a large number of animals for a single meal.

    11. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God forbid a human do something bothersome to help end the animal holocaust

    12. Re:And better for the enviroment by jeremyp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      From TFA

      a 2011 study calculated that growing meat in labs would cut down on the land required to produce steaks, sausages and bacon by 99 per cent and reduce the associated need for water by 90 per cent. What's more, it found that a pound of lab-created meat would produce much less polluting greenhouse-gas emissions than is produced by cows and pigs, even poultry.

      Who to believe? An AC on Slashdot or a proper scientific study?

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    13. Re:And better for the enviroment by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Informative

      While I agree with your basic point keep in mind it's more like:

      a [untitled, unreferenced] 2011 study [probably funded by the industry] calculated [based on a bunch of wildly optimistic, untestable assumptions made in almost total ignorance and inexperience] that growing meat in labs would cut down on the land required to produce steaks, sausages and bacon by 99 per cent and reduce the associated need for water by 90 per cent. What's more, it found that a pound of lab-created meat would produce much less polluting greenhouse-gas emissions than is produced by cows and pigs, even poultry.

      A more recent article 2014
      http://modernfarmer.com/2014/0...

      "One tissue-engineering researcher I spoke with scoffed at claims that cell culture techniques could deliver an edible hamburger for a reasonable cost, with a lower environmental footprint, than a cow.

      âoeIf you ask anyone who has actually worked in a lab,â he says, âoewho has seen how cells are grown in a lab and how artificial tissue is made, the amount of energy and resources that go into it â" theyâ(TM)ll tell you, itâ(TM)s never going to happen.â

      Post, the scientist whose cultured cells went into the celebrity burger, disagreed, but he acknowledged that there are still unanswered questions about the production process. The largest one is this: What will we feed animal tissue cells, cultured in a lab? ...

      Of the researchers I spoke with, Post was the most optimistic, and even he admitted that it hasnâ(TM)t been done yet, and that âoewe canâ(TM)t be 100 percent sure that cells, in culture, can be more efficient than a cow. That is something that needs to be proven.â

      For now, Post and others in the industry feed their burgers fetal bovine serum, which currently is produced from blood collected in slaughterhouses and processed in a lab. Footprint analysis hasnâ(TM)t been done on that method, but even the scientists involved say they donâ(TM)t think the numbers would look good â" and itâ(TM)s not a sustainable, animal-free solution in the long run."

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    14. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the savealot grocery store near where i live i saw an ad in the paper

      $0.49 / lb for frozen chicken quaters
      $0.59 / lb for cabbage

      the meat was cheaper than vegatables

    15. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much do beans cost at Sam's Club? Less, I would assume. That (not kale or whatever) is the comparison that needs to be made, as it's a similar source of protein.

    16. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if you are eating the low stress free range stuff, it's still likely cheaper than many of the other things that a prissy vegan would end up needing to buy.
       
      Why don't you just come out right and say that you hate vegetarianism for some unknown reason? It's pretty clear that you're not willing to give vegetarians a fair cop even tho it has nothing to do with your life. Vegetarians have been around for all of recorded civilization. It's far from a fad. In those times not everyone had access to kale. Not everyone needs or even wants to shop whole foods. Yes, you have those people who think that they need to follow the same diet as Rich Roll if they're going to be a vegan but those people are morons unless they're really living the lifestyle of an ultra endurance athlete.
       
      I've been doing a vegetarian diet for decades with no nutritional deficiencies and I've never stepped a foot into a whole food. I shop at a suburban community grocery store. I can't say it's cheaper than a non-vegetarian but I'm not paying outrageous amounts either. Get over it.

    17. Re: And better for the enviroment by ljw1004 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Vegetarianism a current fad?

      I'm not sure how to reconcile your claim with it being the dominant diet in the Indian subcontinent for millennia....

    18. Re:And better for the enviroment by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Goat is delicious. Like the best lamb you've ever had.

      Get a young one. Just like lamb, the full grown ones are a little gamy.

      But they aren't finished in feed lots, unlike beef, they don't benefit from packing on extra weight just prior to slaughter. Fuck 'grass fed' beef, give me prime.

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    19. Re:And better for the enviroment by mrbester · · Score: 1

      Cows aren't that keen on eating nettles and thistles. They will if there's nothing else, but they balk at scrub.

      Goats will eat pretty much any grass or weed, even woody stemmed ones, down to the ground and leave the area a dustbowl.

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    20. Re:And better for the enviroment by HornWumpus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I eat lots of meat to help end the legume holocaust.

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    21. Re:And better for the enviroment by Hussman32 · · Score: 1

      I'm with you here, I'd rather not have feedlots; those places are disgusting. My guess is that they will first need to make the meat, then make it taste as good as it is now.

      By the way, your sig is out of date.

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    22. Re: And better for the enviroment by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      The dominant diet on the Indian subcontinent has been starvation for millennia.

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    23. Re:And better for the enviroment by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      God forbid a human do something bothersome to help end the legume holocaust

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    24. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Since vegetarianism is a current fad

      Veggie focused meals are not a current fad. At all.
      People just work with what their land/culture can best provide for them, (and what they think is delicious). Will you call Okinawan seafood & rice based meals a fad too?

    25. Re:And better for the enviroment by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Beef should be cooked until the center is at the body temperature of cattle and the surface seared. Obviously not ground beef, steak and roasts.

      Not quite taking a bite out of one, but close enough for me.

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    26. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, in the end its still dead, and still tasty.

    27. Re:And better for the enviroment by shawn2772 · · Score: 1

      I'm not a vegetarian, and I don't necessarily have any ethical qualms with killing and eating animals, but if I could eat meat without killing an animal most of the time and save energy in the process, I'm good with that.

      +1

      I actually find it very satisfying (perhaps in some primitive part of my brain) to eat meat that I killed myself, so I obviously don't have any ethical issues. But if cultured meat is as good as the natural stuff and has a smaller environmental footprint, I'm all for it. I may still raise a pig or a chicken for myself, and I'll still hunt, but such self-provided meat is a miniscule portion of the meat I eat, and I'd consider it great to replace the rest with something that doesn't require huge factory farms of animals kept in insufferable conditions and generating huge quantities of various pollutants... because I respect animals and I do have ethical qualms with some of the things we do in the name of efficient meat production.

    28. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that goats will bare all the leaves they can reach from the trees.

    29. Re:And better for the enviroment by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      the financial impact of meat vs no meat is very minimal.
      In gods own land, perhaps.

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    30. Re:And better for the enviroment by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 2

      Huh? Kale not cheap? My apologies. I didn't get the memo. I'll stop looking at the prices in my supermarket and stop buying kale for my bacon salads immediately! Am I still allowed to use green leaf lettuce or is that "too expensive" now too? What about spinach? Am I only allowed to consume iceberg lettuce now? Must I stop putting eggs and cheese in with my bacon salad? If I eat salads and veggie burgers, am I no longer allowed to put bacon in them? What about bacon ranch dressing? Do I need to switch to a low-fat vinaigrette while I'm fucking at it?

      Help me out. I always get fucking confused by the utterly fucking illogical nature of this fucking post-hipster backlash against "political correctness" as of late. I like my fucking garden burgers. I like my fucking cheap-ass 80/20 bacon cheeseburger. I like my fucking more expensive bison burger with organic cheese and organic bacon. If you haven't had a bison burger, you haven't lived. Yeah, you're going to have to pay a bit more for it so I guess it's just fucking off your menu! Fuck off you damn post-hipster twat.

      You're not backlashing against "political correctness" any more. You're backlashing against all common fucking sense. It's like if we found out that Trump Steaks (tm) were made out of grass-fed free range cattle, you'd proclaim that all steaks made out of grass-fed free range cattle are too fucking expensive based solely on the price tag of a fucking Trump Steak (tm)! Fine, keep your fucking corn-fed antibiotic injected factory farmed steak! Have YOU ever seen cattle? Or are you just hoping to score some politically correct backlash points?

      How do I know people like you are fucking idiots? Watch when somebody gets triggered by my saying that I like "garden burgers" and accuses me of being a vegan hipster. I'm not going to fucking even try to explain the different garden burgers on the market any more. Just like trans men, they don't fucking exist to you. All garden burgers are disgusting fucking imitation meat, and anybody transgendered is a hairy man in a dress swinging his dick around in the women's room. I hope somebody gets triggered by the word "transgendered" here too! Obviously! How could I have fucking missed how obvious that was! Oh, I don't know, because I was too fucking busy enjoying my black bean and salsa garden burger with some organic bacon that was on sale this week!

      If you can't figure out where else to buy kale other than Whole Foods, go to fucking hell. You are a fucking retard, and nobody can help you.

      I'll bet you support Lyin' Ted! Get him out of here! Get him out of here!

    31. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in one of the dryest deserts in the world. As a hobby, we raise animals for meat. We use a fair bit of water and a fair bit of land to do so. We water about an acre to keep it green for the animals. That greenery captures CO2 and I think it more than offsets the carbon emissions of the animals. It also dramatically cools our neighborhood.

      Using water is not a bad thing if it is responsible use. I think our water use is good for the planet. Sure we could use less and save it for fracking and water parks. But they can still use the water when we are done with it. I also think our little hobby farm reduces global warming more than the laboratory in the study you cite.

      Just because some study ran some calculations doesn't mean they ran complete calculations, or considered all facets of the subject.

    32. Re:And better for the enviroment by Tyrannicsupremacy · · Score: 1

      When you say "the Industry" here, are you aware that the beef/livestock industry is probably far more infamous for lobbying and biased, overly optimistic studies?

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    33. Re:And better for the enviroment by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      Even if you are eating the low stress free range stuff, it's still likely cheaper than many of the other things that a prissy vegan would end up needing to buy.

      Why don't you just come out right and say that you hate vegetarianism for some unknown reason? It's pretty clear that you're not willing to give vegetarians a fair cop even tho it has nothing to do with your life. Vegetarians have been around for all of recorded civilization. It's far from a fad. In those times not everyone had access to kale. Not everyone needs or even wants to shop whole foods. Yes, you have those people who think that they need to follow the same diet as Rich Roll if they're going to be a vegan but those people are morons unless they're really living the lifestyle of an ultra endurance athlete.

      I have no beef with people who want to be vegetarians or vegans. I will, however, fight for my right to live as I see fit.

    34. Re:And better for the enviroment by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      A) Chicken quarters include bone.

      B) Cheap meat often has added water, and the food tech industry has some very inventive ways of keeping the water in them.

      C) Comparing fresh vs frozen ignores cost of logistics -- frozen food is cheaper because of its longer shelf-life and durability in transport, as well as the "no rush" element of delivery. There are plenty of frozen vegetables available.

      I am not a vegetarian (I buy whole chickens and am learning to get more and more out of the carcase, with the aim of zero waste.)

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    35. Re:And better for the enviroment by Tyrannicsupremacy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, inept captive bolt gun users and halal/kosher animal torturers need to get their acts together.

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    36. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's the advantage of cows over goats, goats kill the pastures, cows don't. Though goats are very effective and getting rid of weeds, they use them around here to clean up when invasive weeds get a foot hold.

    37. Re: And better for the enviroment by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

      Wow ... any link for that?

      India is the second largest populated place of the world if you think about "nation" (Aka USA, China, India, Indonesia)

      Tropical countries never had any "starvation" you are mixing that up with Africa.

      Hint: basic food gets ripe every day, there are no seasons, you harvest every day what you want. There is no "planting season" ... waiting to ripe (oops disaster everything is gone) or now we have winter and all we could not harvest, or lost or could not prepare to last for the winter is gone. They have nothing like that.

      Perhaps you should once visit a country like India, Vietnam or Thailand to get set back to reality?

      No one is starving there. They are only poor in american eyes because they live in simple housings.

      Countries like Bangladesh have better internet connectivity than the USA, mostly solar powered. Surprised?

      In your situation I would suggest in fact India over other asian countries, they speak weird english, but basically everyone speaks english.

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    38. Re:And better for the enviroment by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      I would point out from an evolutionary perspective being domesticated by humans even if these means being killed for consumption is a massive and I mean massive win. There is no more successful strategy in existence. If humans where to stop eating animals then billions of animals and hundreds of breads would disappear forever.

    39. Re:And better for the enviroment by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      As a Muslim, I would prefer at least once a year to have an opportunity to slaughter a cow or an oven myself and cook it.

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    40. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, half of all people are of below average intelligence, and you've spoken for them brilliantly.

    41. Re:And better for the enviroment by scubamage · · Score: 2
      If you live near ethnic Asian markets (common in any metro center), bulk tofu can be had at a price of about 6lbs for 4 dollars (96oz). So, let's look at the math... Assume you eat 4oz of protein at every meal (365 days x 3 meals a day x 4oz = 4380 oz in a year). If you were to eat nothing but tofu during the course of that year, you would need 46 6-lb packs of tofu to cover your protein intake, at a cost of $182 or $.17 per serving. If you were to buy the chicken breasts you were suggesting, $2 per pound, you would be looking at a spend of $548 (4380oz/16oz*$2=$547.5), or $.50 per serving. Eating only one "meat" to every 3 "vegetarian" weeks lands you in the middle - (39weeks*7 days* 3meals a day *$.17 per tofu serving ) + (13 weeks * 7 days * 3 meals a day * $.50 per chicken serving), or $275.73 total. About half what eating the low-cost meat option would cost. So, according to your math, your statement:

      Unless you live in a place where meat is very scarce, you only eat filet or ribeye every night, or insist on grass fed free range low stress hand massaged beef the financial impact of meat vs no meat is very minimal.

      is seemingly unfounded. Unless you consider a 50% reduction in cost to be minimal, which I do not. Interestingly, the cost of 39 weeks of tofu ($139.23) is nearly a wash with the cost of only 13 weeks of chicken ($136.50). If someone is culinarily inclined, there are even cheaper options. Indian foods, beans, whole grains, etc.

    42. Re: And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, your greenery doesn't offset the CO2 of raising the animals. You effectively get a one off amount of sequestered CO2 from the first grass growing, but after that you're just recycling CO2 through the livestock. Any supplemental food is indirect CO2 emission.

    43. Re:And better for the enviroment by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Oh don't get me wrong, I'm equally untrusting of all industries!

      In this case, the study was done at oxford so industry is less likely. However, the "wildly optimistic projections based on ignorance and inexperience" part appears to be more true based on the 2014 comments.

      also tho, there are many studies showing that beef fed on grass is much healthier. So I'm doubting that artificially grown beef would be good for much more than flavor and raw protein.

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    44. Re: And better for the enviroment by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should once visit a country like India, Vietnam or Thailand

      No one is starving there.

      LOL

    45. Re:And better for the enviroment by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unless you live in a place where meat is very scarce, you only eat filet or ribeye every night, or insist on grass fed free range low stress hand massaged beef the financial impact of meat vs no meat is very minimal.

      I'm not a vegetarian, but I'm not sure you're familiar with what it takes to live on an extremely low budget. If you're looking for cheap protein sources, the amount of protein per dollar you get with dried beans or lentils is generally anywhere from 50% more to double the amount of protein per dollar you'd get from the cheapest chicken. For other meats, that disparity is generally quite a bit more.

      And of course that's only protein. If you take into account calories per dollar, meat is incredibly expensive compared to legumes, not to mention bulk grains, flour, etc.

      There's a very good reason the poor in the past generally lived on bread and other starches (often supplemented with legumes for protein) as their staples for calories -- they're incredibly cheap... much cheaper even that the cheapest factory farm meat you can buy in the U.S. today.

      And if you're at all concerned about source of meat, welfare, sustainability, quality, etc., then the premium for "better" meat goes WAY up compared to the added cost for "better" legumes/grains.

      (If you want to start a response by noting the high cost of vegetables, note that you should be eating vegetables for a balanced diet regardless of whether you're eating meat or not. The replacement for meat in a diet is other protein, not more vegetables. And vegetable protein sources are simply a LOT cheaper than animal protein sources overall.)

    46. Re:And better for the enviroment by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that goats will bare all the leaves they can reach from the trees.

      Goats can be simulated very effectively in a computer too.

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    47. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to reply with some joke about the ethical qualms about long suffering chunks of meat growing in dark factories tended by minimum wage slaves and machinery.

      Then I realized that cost-cutting super cheap lab meat is likely to be grown in conditions far from sanitary. Today it's super expensive meat from super clean high quality labs. Tomorrow it will be Bob's discount flesh-on-a-stick grown in an ex-car factory right next to 100 years of mold by undocumented immigrants who've never heard of things like 'hand washing.'

      To bring the cost down they are gonna have to scale up and cut costs.

    48. Re:And better for the enviroment by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      There is no way that producing meat via laboratories is going to be better for the environment then letting cows or goats munch away in a pasture somewhere

      That's not so clear cut. A cow is a phenomenally inefficient machine for producing meat. It spends a huge amount of energy on growing bits that humans don't eat and on all of the support infrastructure and takes a long time to grow to a size where it's worth eating. It's pretty likely that you could grow a steak in a machine designed to grow steaks a lot more efficiently than using a cow.

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    49. Re:And better for the enviroment by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      to slaughter a cow or an oven

      I'm not completely sure about muslim cuisine, but I'm pretty sure ovens don't need slaughtering.

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    50. Re: And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody starves in India!

      Are you serious? You really don't do any research, do you, before declaring yourself the authority on a subject? I mean... there are some falsehoods proclaimed by idiots on Slashdot, but this one takes the cake for the day.

      More CHILDREN starve to death in India EVERY DAY than total malnutrition deaths in the US in a whole year. Including adults with eating disorders, abuse victims, etc.

      There are MORE hungry people in India than anywhere else in the world. They have more than #2 and #3 (China and Pakistan) COMBINED. 24.4% of all malnourished people on the planet live in India.

      No one is starving there

      Despicable.

    51. Re:And better for the enviroment by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      I don't even care about killing animals. My immune system has probably killed untold billions of organisms and no one has asked me to shed a tear for them, so some animal doesn't rate much on my scale either, especially when its livestock. However, I expect that artificial meat would be cheaper and have better quality because you can precisely control the environment in which it is created and likely save yourself the cost of having the rest of the critter that does nothing for you around. Give me better taste at a lower cost and I'm all aboard that train and I suspect that most other people would be as well.

    52. Re: And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Wow ... any link for that?"

      Would it matter if there were?

      "Perhaps you should once visit a country like India, Vietnam or Thailand to get set back to reality? No one is starving there."

      You're delusional.

      "Countries like Bangladesh have better internet connectivity than the USA, mostly solar powered. Surprised?"

      Wow... any link for that?

    53. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tofu is not a real food.
      It was invented to torture vegans.

    54. Re:And better for the enviroment by Solandri · · Score: 5, Insightful

      it's not a peaceful, painless death. In many instances it could only be described as torture.

      You're comparing to a nonexistent zero base state. 99% of animals left alone by humans die a painful, tortuous death - usually in the jaws of a predator. I've seen them swallowed alive and struggling inside the belly of a predator, cut in half, skinned alive, limbs gnawed off while still alive, attempting to flee with entrails hanging out, all without any human nearby. It is extraordinarily rare for a wild animal to die of old age. The methods humans have developed to slaughter livestock do not purport to be peaceful or painless, they just needed to be less painful than the death most wild animals would experience naturally to justify the killing as an improvement (from the animal's perspective) from a wild death.

      I've killed (and continue to kill) my share of animals for meat. It is not the cold, emotionless process we've developed in slaughterhouses hidden from view of the supermarket shelves. You become intimately aware that this is a living thing struggling to survive, and you're ending its life so you can eat. You gain a tremendous respect for the creature that gave its life to become your dinner, and are less likely to do things like dump a half-eaten burger into the trash.

      That's the question I raise to people (non-vegetarians) I meet who are offended that I "enjoy killing wild animals" for meat (fishing). The animals I catch spend their entire lives free in the sea to do as they wish, except for the last 5 minutes before I kill them and make a best effort to eat as much of the meat as I can. The animals they eat spend their entire lives penned up in captivity, basically as part of a meat assembly line, until they're slaughtered, and they probably throw away unused meat simply because it's inconvenient or doesn't taste good anymore. Yet somehow in their minds, I am the bad guy because I make the animal suffer more?
      ,br> If "cultivated meat" becomes affordable, I will probably eat it most of the time for convenience and to decrease my environmental impact. But I will still catch the occasional fish and eat it myself, to remind myself what the natural ecosystem is and to respect it, and not live completely isolated from it within the artificial biosphere that modern humans have created.

    55. Re:And better for the enviroment by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Why are you only looking at the short-term and completely ignoring the long term benefits???

      i.e. Someone eating fast-food crap, daily, is only compounding their health problems down the road.

      Investing into your health, is exactly that, an investment into yourself.

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    56. Re:And better for the enviroment by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Unless you live in a place where meat is very scarce, you only eat filet or ribeye every night, or insist on grass fed free range low stress hand massaged beef the financial impact of meat vs no meat is very minimal.

      I'm not a vegetarian, but I'm not sure you're familiar with what it takes to live on an extremely low budget. If you're looking for cheap protein sources, the amount of protein per dollar you get with dried beans or lentils is generally anywhere from 50% more to double the amount of protein per dollar you'd get from the cheapest chicken. For other meats, that disparity is generally quite a bit more.

      And of course that's only protein. If you take into account calories per dollar, meat is incredibly expensive compared to legumes, not to mention bulk grains, flour, etc.

      There's a very good reason the poor in the past generally lived on bread and other starches (often supplemented with legumes for protein) as their staples for calories -- they're incredibly cheap... much cheaper even that the cheapest factory farm meat you can buy in the U.S. today.

      And if you're at all concerned about source of meat, welfare, sustainability, quality, etc., then the premium for "better" meat goes WAY up compared to the added cost for "better" legumes/grains.

      (If you want to start a response by noting the high cost of vegetables, note that you should be eating vegetables for a balanced diet regardless of whether you're eating meat or not. The replacement for meat in a diet is other protein, not more vegetables. And vegetable protein sources are simply a LOT cheaper than animal protein sources overall.)

      Actually, I've argued on previous threads that it is extremely easy to eat a balanced meal that includes meat very cheaply at $2 per person ($1 packages of frozen vegetables, $1 bone-in chicken breast each-granted, prices have gone up so it now might be $2 per chicken). And in fact I do know about living on a low budget. Several years ago me and my wife (and a 60lb dog) were living on my $12.80 an hour wage plus a few hours a week minimum wage working in an after school program for her after her former employer went out of business. We never had any issues feeding ourselves or affording meat. If you are hurting for money so much that you can't even afford a couple dollars a week to buy some meat then you are most likely eligible for government aid such as food stamps. That, or you really need to reevaluate your expenses.

      Notice in my original post that I did not argue against the fact that a vegetarian diet can be cheaper than one including meat, only that using finances as an excuse to not eat meat is a very weak argument. If you choose not to based on ethical or environmental reasons that's fine. In fact my sister in law is vegetarian based partly on ethics. In my own way I respect the fact that my meat came from a living animal by trying to waste as little of the meat as possible when trimming or cooking. And personally, since we evolved to eat meat and I very much enjoy doing so (there are few things better than a nice piece of medium rare beef) I will continue to do so. If lab-grown meat ever matches the natural form in nutrition, taste, texture, and price I would gladly switch because I know that in many case livestock is treated horribly. But until then, I will enjoy my beef.

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    57. Re:And better for the enviroment by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Why are you only looking at the short-term and completely ignoring the long term benefits???

      i.e. Someone eating fast-food crap, daily, is only compounding their health problems down the road.

      Investing into your health, is exactly that, an investment into yourself.

      Frozen vegetables: $1 a pack. Meat: anywhere from $2-3 a pound. $5 gets you more calories than you need for a day. How is that not healthy?

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    58. Re:And better for the enviroment by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      You could help the planet and not reproduce. Even better just end it all tonight. After all: "think of the environment."

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    59. Re: And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He means a ram.

    60. Re:And better for the enviroment by HilleBille · · Score: 1

      This! The Danish Ethics Council even proposes a tax on red meat for these reasons. Read about it here.

    61. Re:And better for the enviroment by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      "Things like Kale aren't cheap. The produce sections of places like Whole Foods can drain your whole wallet."

      Since the non-produce sections of places like Whole Foods can also drain your wallet, I submit that kale is no tthe problem.

    62. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is barbaric to cook ovens while they are still alive.

    63. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't fully believe you're arguing against a strawman ("Eating fish is murder!"), but there's certainly some straw coming out their sleeves. I'm sure those people exist somewhere, but the cute and fuzzy animals have a lot more advocates.

      The important distinction being that millions and millions of cattle and pigs wouldn't exist, and by virtue of that wouldn't suffer, if it weren't for humans raising herds and sounders of them.

    64. Re:And better for the enviroment by scubamage · · Score: 1

      A significant portion of the world's population disagrees with you.

    65. Re: And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So all fads have to be global fads? It couldn't possibly be that while vegetarianism is the norm in India it is a fad in the US?

    66. Re: And better for the enviroment by chiefcrash · · Score: 1

      According to the 2006 Hindu-CNN-IBN State of the Nation Survey, 31% of Indians are 'vegetarian', while another 9% also consume eggs (ovo-vegetarian).

      Hardly "dominant" if 2/3 of the country eats meat...

      Historians have shown that the people of ancient India, beginning with Brahmins, ate many kinds of meat, including that of cattle. Example: take a look at the Manu Smriti, Chapter V

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    67. Re:And better for the enviroment by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      Have you ever actually seen cows in your life?

      Have you ever seen the cows that meat is made from? Probably not, since they are locked away in meat factories and have never seen green. Cows grazing is a children's book dream. It's "inefficient".
      And don't tell me you buy your meat from the local butcher -- every time you go to a restaurant, that's meat factory meat right there.

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    68. Re:And better for the enviroment by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the total number of cows, pigs, chicken, etc. would decrease. But the diversity of animals has drastically declined due to industrialisation of cattle farming.

      "30 percent of global biodiversity loss can be attributed to aspects of livestock production"
      http://www.forksoverknives.com...
      "animal farming saps soil nutrients and pollutes the environment as waste runoff from farms causes algae blooms that consume oxygen in water, killing essential bacteria and destroying healthy ecosystems"

      If nothing else, the land area for them is taken away.
      http://www.takeextinctionoffyo...

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    69. Re: And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why LOL? Because you are factually wrong or because you are amusing yourself with the image of people dying?

    70. Re:And better for the enviroment by KGIII · · Score: 1

      If you ever get up my way, I'll have to introduce you to moose and white tail venison. It's a bit like the mule but less gamy. Well, gamier in a different way - they're so very good when they've been feeding on apple drops. You can't (legally) bait them but hunting in an orchard with natural drops is perfectly legal.

      I'm also guessing my meat consumption has far less impact on the environment than the grandparent-poster's vegetable consumption - but my veggies are *mostly* grown on my property too. I don't grow grains or the likes so that's not grown by me. Now I am hungry. I'm missing some of the best trout fishing days. I'm headed back home soon. Maybe this weekend. I keep putting it off but I don't think I'm going to get permission to go to Cuba. :/

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    71. Re:And better for the enviroment by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      From an evolutionary perspective, periodic diseases that kill 10% of the human population are a huge win. The surviving 90% have stronger genes, therefore causing the species to become stronger.

      From the individuals' perspective, particularly those that die in such situations, or get health issues for years after managing to survive, there's no win in it.

      Bringing an evolutionary perspective to any ethical discussion amounts to leaving ethics behind. Individuals can be ethical subjects and objects. They can feel pain, suffering, fear, loss etc., therefore making them into objects of ethical consideration (or lack thereof). Species, on the other hand, cannot. A species, by itself, has nothing at all approaching a mind. Only its members do, and even there, only members of species that have central nervous systems or, preferably, brains.

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    72. Re:And better for the enviroment by KGIII · · Score: 1

      > (I buy whole chickens and am learning to get more and more out of the carcase, with the aim of zero waste.)

      Eat the good parts and chuck the rest into the trash. You're not wasting it. You're feeding the bacteria. Mother Nature's good about not letting food go to waste. *nods*

      Yes, my mother called me a "precocious child" fairly often. That and, oddly, "Pumpkin." Though I'm not sure that last part is pertinent.

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    73. Re:And better for the enviroment by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Goats are easier to raise, and can be raised in much less space than cattle. Unfortunately, they are rampantly destructive. They eat not only grass, but shrubs, small trees. Hell, they even eat fiberglass insulation. I can't imagine that it was good for the goat, but it didn't harm it. And the plastic top off an imitation convertible (car). They'll even gnaw on wood. And this was all one rather mild tempered nanny-goat.

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    74. Re:And better for the enviroment by HiThere · · Score: 1

      You are thinking of chickens. Cattle are raised in fields. Beef cattle even more than dairy cattle. Any other way is too expensive. Feed lots are only for a very short period of time.

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    75. Re:And better for the enviroment by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Artificially cultured beef could, in principle, but healthier and tastier. It's not clear that it could even in principle be cheaper. What might be cheaper is genetically modified lizards. Modify them so that they taste like beef rather than "like chicken". Being cold blooded they could, in principle, be a lot cheaper to raise. And some of them can live on vegetarian diets, supplemented by whatever insects they can catch. These could, in principle, be cheaper and more ecological than chickens.

      But do note the number of "in principle"s scattered through my comment. Each one denotes something that at minimum hasn't been reduced to practice, and sometimes it just means there's no theoretical objection that I'm aware of.

      OTOH, anything that can be done by an organism can, in principle, be cone by an artificial analog. And the optimizations induced can be very different. So eventually I would guess that artificial beef can be cheaper. healthier and more ecological. My guess at the date would be 50 to 100 years from now. I.e., beyond the Singularity.

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    76. Re:And better for the enviroment by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but one doesn't need to "hate vegetarianism" in order to not want to be one. There are lots of things I don't want to be, which I don't hate. Vegetarian is one of them. I have no objection to other people practicing vegetarianism...except when they insist that I also be one. It's sort of like my attitude towards religion. If people don't insist that others share their delusion, then I'm quite happy to allow them to hold it. And I don't insist that they accept, or, usually, even be aware of my attitude towards their faith. If they do, I can get rather abusive. Similarly with vegetarians. But if they just want to share a vegetarian meal, I won't even mention my attitude. I often eat vegetarian meals anyway. (Salt is a different matter. I won't eat a meal that has salt cooked into the food. But I also don't insist that anyone else should refrain from salting their food...or lecture them on why they shouldn't. Unless they ask.)

      P.S.: I don't feel I'm being picky about usage or grammar. I believe that they way you say things shapes how you feel about them, so that you should attempt to be precise. Perhaps, however, you didn't mean what you wrote.

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    77. Re: And better for the enviroment by HiThere · · Score: 1

      For that matter, the Buddha was not a vegetarian. He didn't approve of killing animals (well, he probably didn't), but he seems to have had no trouble eating meat that someone else had killed and offered to him. One report is that his cause of death is indigestion after eating too much pork.

      Hindus refuse to eat cattle, but I've never heard that they have a requirement for vegetarianism. The Muslim population only decline eating beef for economic and political reasons. The Jains may actually be religious vegetarians. (I'm not sure. They wear nets to avoid killing insects by inhaling them, but they were also known as some of the fiercest soldiers. And that's about all I know about them.)

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    78. Re:And better for the enviroment by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Growing up in Missouri, I've eaten my share of white tail. No moose though.

      By mule you mean mule deer? I don't imagine mule is very good, but who knows. Honestly never considered eating one.

      I knew a mule once that I really liked. He was a character.

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    79. Re:And better for the enviroment by HiThere · · Score: 1

      FWIW, I bought a small bottle of the house brand of dill pickles at Whole foods. After I got it home I compared it with a bottle fo the Lucky's house brand of dill pickles. They seemed to be exactly the same except for the label, down to the shape and krinkle pattern on the jar lid. But the Whole Foods price was identical the Lucky's price for a jar twice as large. YMMV.

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    80. Re:And better for the enviroment by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Tofu is lower in protein density/pound than is chicken, and I'm not certain that the protein balance is as good, so your calculations don't prove your point. It's probably correct, but the calculations only indicate that it's well worth further investigation rather than proving it correct.

      Actually, to make tofu tasty you need considerably more than just a few spices. You usually need nuts, mushrooms, etc. or peanut sauce (which probably includes sugar). I have eaten fried tofu that was quite delicious and which only had oil and spices added...though I don't know what the spices are, and I've never successfully duplicated the dish. Chicken is a lot easier. Curry power and some oil (which could be left over chicken fat) is all that's needed, though naturally you'd want to change the spicing frequently.

      That said, most people in the US eat more protein than they need. Tofu pieces cooked into stir-fried vegetables and nuts is quite sufficient. And I'm not sure the ration of tofu quantity to chicken quantity that would be needed to create equivalently tasty dishes. I *am* sure that leftovers are nowhere near as tasty. They are best used as soup starter.

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    81. Re:And better for the enviroment by HiThere · · Score: 1

      While you should be eating vegetables anyway, if you are going vegetarian you need a different balance of vegetables. You aren't, after all, just getting vitamins and minerals, you are also aiming for a balanced protein, and most vegetables don't balance. You need to include beans, nuts, and mushrooms. Tofu is good, as soybeans have a better balance than do most beans. Lentils are only slightly different from beans. It's been a long time since I worked one out, but it can be done. If you don't you may start getting sick and have no idea as to why.

      Of course, if you allow eggs or cheese then this is no problem. But the costs of a vegetarian diet cannot be simply mapped onto the costs of vegetables in an omnivorous diet.

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    82. Re:And better for the enviroment by KGIII · · Score: 1

      > Notice in my original post that I did not ...

      Observation: Many people are inclined to not debate what you said but what they believe you to have said - even if you did not imply any such thing.
      Hypothesis: I'm being polite today so draw your own conclusions.

      Seriously, I'm not actually sure what motivates people to do so. It's hardly conducive to a quality exchange of information. It doesn't even "win" anything. I'd like to imagine I'm not but I suspect that I'm guilty of engaging in the behavior though I do make an effort to avoid it. If I'm "right" all the time then I'm not really learning anything.

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    83. Re:And better for the enviroment by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      Yeah but what quality is that meat from Sam's club? Factory farmed meat doesn't really taste good (at least not if you know what GOOD meat tastes like). In this case, it may be they are eating vegetables instead of grass fed sirlon. Which you might argue people on a budget shouldn't be so picky about, but seriously once you get used to good meat it's hard to go back

    84. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would probably help your case if fewer people weren't entirely capable of denying exactly what they said and meant, when you have it in black and white (or blue and white, or whatever color you favor), or on audio tape, or video, and heaven help you if you're trying to go on recall, because everybody seems to have a different set of memories.

      In fact, that's probably an offense you've committed yourself.

      A similar offense is when people confuse something that has been said about a subject with an accusation towards them, though sometimes a conspicuous silence is itself troubling.

    85. Re:And better for the enviroment by KGIII · · Score: 1

      It would appear that Google seems to think there are some - when I search for the phrase. There's even a shirt with it on it, and a hoodie. I didn't look - they might have been tongue in cheek.

      Personally? I grow the majority of vegetables that I eat and I hunt or fish for much of the meat that I eat or, alternatively, I buy a half cow and a pig from the neighbor. I've the equipment to process and preserve it and I've learned how to use it effectively. I make serviceable cuts with game and domesticated meats. It's not as easy as it might look but so long as you've cleaned them properly the meat is still edible so mistakes are still tasty.

      When I'm home, which is the majority of the time, almost none of my food comes from a store - not even my milk. I do not grow my own grains but I have thought about it. I just can't really justify the labor of the harvest or the purchase of the equipment but I have thought about seeing about an antique (25+ years - not that old) setup and learning how to operate it safely and effectively. I've also looked into, but not acted on, having my growth harvested by someone who doesn't live all that far away and has the equipment to do it. I could also grow corn in larger quantities if I did that. There's a mill not too far away so I could do grains like wheat and rye.

      I do love my rice but I do not grow rice. I do grow potatoes - I grow a HUGE garden, to the point where I hire people to help with it. It's just not large enough to really justify bulky equipment and it is already quite labor intensive. So, I end up purchasing some potatoes come spring. I guess I can say that it's not a vegetable but that's not really proving anything other than a technicality. The gist being that I actually do know or grow much of my own food - inside and out, so to speak. I even have a variety of berries (don't get me started on berries) and some fruit trees though they're from a *very* old orchard that hasn't been (I forget the word) functional in a long time.

      I found said orchard while hiking on some of the land I own and it turns out that it's quite old and there's even some information at the Historical Society down in the village. I own what was (is?) known as Piper's Pear Tree. The orchard has a variety of fruit, including some apples, and a few of the apple trees might be unknown as a specific species. The (fairly) local university has sent in people a couple of times and we're waiting for some more information to be provided.

      What information? I'm glad you asked.

      While I've shared this before, I don't mind typing it again. I had a arbor-dude come in and take a look. He cut it back and then came in for a couple more years and cut again. Supposedly, according to him - and he's the expert and I am not, I should have viable fruit trees in just a few more years now. Some of them are already fruiting but they're less than tasty at this point. I have not yet had one good piece of fruit. It appears that the cut (and thus the condition) actually has some bearing on the resulting fruit - in many, many ways and I don't mean just size. It should (ideally) be really good fruit in a few years longer than that. No, no I had no idea that it was anything like this. I am not a fruit tree expert and I don't even bother to pretend to be one online.

      So, eventually I'll have my own fruit. I already have some blueberries but they're not nearly enough. (I'm also told I can burn the forest down and grow plenty of berries after that - that seems unwise but tempting.) Blueberries like shallow, rocky, acidic soil. Torch the trees on the side of the mountain and I should have berries. Tempting... Tempting indeed. So, for now, I pay people who live fairly close for their fruits. It's a long story.

      At any rate, they do not know what the apple trees are. Not yet, not really. They'll be a bit different when they produce actual quality fruit. This fruit will actually be a bit different and almost certainly not sequenced or anything. The pear also appears to have been bred with at least

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    86. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if you live in the US that meat is heavily subsidised which is why you think it's cheap.

    87. Re:And better for the enviroment by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Artificially cultured beef could, in principle, but healthier and tastier. It's not clear that it could even in principle be cheaper. What might be cheaper is genetically modified lizards. Modify them so that they taste like beef rather than "like chicken". Being cold blooded they could, in principle, be a lot cheaper to raise. And some of them can live on vegetarian diets, supplemented by whatever insects they can catch. These could, in principle, be cheaper and more ecological than chickens.

      We already get everything you stated here out of Ostrich meat. And it's slow twitch muscle, so tastes very similar to beef, and by most accounts even tastes better, in addition to being more lean.

    88. Re:And better for the enviroment by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      Tofu isn't always beneficial for the environment either... The is a lot of GM "RoundUp-Ready" soy grown in Argentina. Millions of acres of the stuff. So it's a nasty monoculture when it's veing grown, then there's the "food miles" of shipping it to vegans around the world. I don't have the numbers to verifiy exactly how "bad" this is relative to locally-grown meat or eggs, but this idea of tofu as a substitute for meat protein is not without its drawbacks either. All things in moderation!

      Here's one link, plenty more if google "GM soy Argentina." https://www.theguardian.com/sc...

    89. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those microorganisms don't have brains and are not more aware than plants...

    90. Re:And better for the enviroment by scubamage · · Score: 1
      You are right that there is a lower quantity of protein, but I'm not quite sure what you mean by "protein balance". If you are referring to whether or not tofu is a complete protein, it is. It contains all required amino acids that you would find in an animal protein.

      Actually, to make tofu tasty you need considerably more than just a few spices.

      That is entirely subjective. You can make tofu extremely tasty with a short marinade in soy sauce. Fish sauce. Wine. Coconut milk. A dip in water or egg, bread coat, short fry, and you have the makings of a great tofu parm. Shred and mix into tomato sauce for a faux meat sauce. Cold smoke, dice, mix with rice, cheese, and you have the start of an excellent burrito/taco. Silken tofu can be used as a source of protein in smoothies, and any number of desserts. Or, lightly sweetened and served as is (as is commonly done in Japan).

      I *am* sure that leftovers are nowhere near as tasty.

      No, you aren't, you are assuming. Considering I just named several dishes that I'm pretty sure you had no idea even existed, you have no idea whatsoever those leftovers would taste like. Now, i'll be subjective too - chicken in the US is pretty darn terrible. In general, it tastes like cardboard (and this is by design - flavor takes time to develop, and when birds need to be slaughtered by 6 weeks that just doesn't happen). Go to France and try poulet de bresse and realize how truly abhorrent American chicken really is. It's not worth the animal suffering that goes into it.

    91. Re:And better for the enviroment by idji · · Score: 1

      And what are the environmental and ethical costs of those Sam's club meats? I suggest it is hard for you to trace that back and know, because the indusry obscures it.
      Have a look at this: http://www.salon.com/2014/05/2...
      I had an organic milk man tell me his milk comes from cows in Barstow, California. I was amazed. What quality of life and environment do milk-giving cows get in Barstow, California with negligable rain and temperatures about 100 F for many, many months? Maybe the milk is great, but what are the hidden environmental and energetic costs of fodder, water, health and temperature?

    92. Re: And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Energy production doesn't have to be based on fossil fuels. You didn't know that?

    93. Re: And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surviving a disease doesn't mean you are overall stronger in fact it could just mean you were able to withstand that particular disease which happened to come first. It's possible that some of the people who died from that disease have improved ability to survive a totally different disease that he survivors of the first disease would succumb to. I mean, in my own research have noticed this strategy in cells, where they have resistance to a particular combination of pathogens. At the expense of being susceptible to something else. There are sub populations that have a different combination that can resist the things another subset cannot -- and it's by design.

      What I am saying is that the idea that one immune system is "stronger" than another is not really true. At best you can say one immune system is better against current pathogens than another. It's best to protect as much of the immune system diversity as possible if you are interested in have a strong species in the future.

    94. Re:And better for the enviroment by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      A shop-bought chicken is all good parts -- the only inedible thing they leave on is a bit of bone and cartilage, along with a few tendons and ligaments.

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    95. Re:And better for the enviroment by DEN_GUY · · Score: 1

      If they can get this to work it will also be better for the environment in terms of energy use, CO2 and methane production. Right now, my wife and I are both not complete vegetarians but very rarely eat any form of meat. This is for ethical, environmental and financial reasons. In her case, she'd be probably pretty happy never eating meat, whereas I've got a strong craving for it generally that is a little annoying. I'm really looking forward to vat meat.

      Not to mention vats don't produce oceans of shit and piss.

    96. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. But you've assumed the role of dictator and are making the decision for the animal. Could the animal communicate, it may not want you to kill it and might prefer to die free, even if it's more painful. We should not be deciding for other creatures what is the "best" way for them to die. For instance, a Viking warrior would probably prefer to die in battle than by a quick poison in his home. Who are we to make this decision for anyone but ourself?
      2. "you're ending its life so you can eat" Unless you're an Inuit or something, you most likely have the means to eat that doesn't involve killing an animal.

      I say do what you want, but make sure you've considered all perspectives before doing it...

    97. Re:And better for the enviroment by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Ostriches are warm blooded, so they need more food to be raised to harvesting size. Also, lizards live in a much wider variety of environments.

      That said, OK, ostriches are a "bird in the hand".

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    98. Re:And better for the enviroment by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Protein balance is not just the number of amino acids, but the ratio. Tofu is quite low in a couple of them, but I don't remember which, possibly methionine is one of them. So you need to supplement with other foods to balance. Either that or eat huge quantities of tofu.

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    99. Re:And better for the enviroment by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

      Uhm, what about the fact that humans basically eat what amounts to billions of adolescent animals they forcibly breed under factory conditions ?

      Your 99% thing is utter, unmitigated, BULLSHIT. The FACT is that the VAST majority of animals killed BY humans now are animals HUMANS forcibly bred under industrial conditions for food. Mr. Hunter moron.

    100. Re:And better for the enviroment by DontTrustWhatIType · · Score: 1

      The answer is we don't know, and those who say "no way" and those that say "absolutely" have little evidence to support or contradict them, since it's all speculation.

      However, according to the EPA humans have been producing between 5 and 6 GT (billion metric tonnes) or CO2 a year form quite some time. Trying to grow meat in a laboratory and make it scalable like this likely produces less than a few tonnes, so less than 0.0000001% increase. Estimates of the animal agriculturla contribution to this seem to average around 5% (World Resources Institute, UN Food and Agriculture Organization, and Pitesky et al. 2009) [NB: I just eyeballed this, didn't actually pull out a spreadsheet].so about 300,000,000T.

      If we "spend" 2-6T of CO2 for a mere 1% chance that if adopted widely it will save emissions from meat production by an ultra-paltry 1 in 10,0000 (300,000T/year), even factoring the risk, it's a really smart investment. So do it. Once you're done, then let's talk about how it will save the world from Global Warming.

    101. Re:And better for the enviroment by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Of course, if you allow eggs or cheese then this is no problem.

      The debate was about the cost of meat vs. the cost of not eating meat NOT veganism. I'm happy to include eggs or cheese or whatever to supplement nutrients as needed.

      But the costs of a vegetarian diet cannot be simply mapped onto the costs of vegetables in an omnivorous diet.

      Absolutely true. But there is still a significant cost difference between a (balanced) vegetarian diet vs. a diet studded with quite a bit of meat. I wasn't giving a full analysis, only noting that even "cheap meat" isn't so cheap compared to alternatives.

    102. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I obviously don't have any ethical issues"...
      No, you DO have "ethical issues", you are a sociopath, who causes agony to innocent beings. Obviously the world would be a better place if you didn't exist, because the total suffering in it would be reduced.

      "I respect animals". Keep telling yourself that, it doesn't make it true.

    103. Re:And better for the enviroment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another astounding Slashdot sociopath.
      When did you CHOOSE to be born human and not an animal? What's it like not being able to imagine how another being feels?

    104. Re:And better for the enviroment by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Have you thought about Jesus, our lord and savior? :)

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  2. No GMO but FrankenBeef OK? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It will be interesting to see how this plays out with the public, especially in areas such as the EU that have come out strongly against GMO foodstuffs. Will they accept completely synthetically produced food? I would imagine farmers would oppose this simply because it threatens their very existence; with some producing "real" food at expensive prices so that having a real steak becomes a luxury item.

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    1. Re:No GMO but FrankenBeef OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      i personally don't plan to eat this for the first 20 years or so until all health issues have been figured out

    2. Re:No GMO but FrankenBeef OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We currently pay farmers to abstain from growing food. Maybe we will start paying factory-farmers to abstain from growing cows, too.

      (I am not saying that this really makes sense, just pointing out how ridiculous markets get when our productive capacity greatly exceeds the planet's needs).

      For my own part, I am unsure whether or not I will eat this stuff. I have an aversion to eating meat, always have since I was a child. I suppose I will have a chance to really find out how much of that is animal pity, fear of animal-resident pathogens, and just plain dislike of the texture/flavor.

    3. Re:No GMO but FrankenBeef OK? by houghi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a European I am against GMO, but not perhaps for the standard reasons people think.

      I would first like the Copyright and Trademark issues dropped (not solved, dropped) before looking at the health issues.
      And concerning the health issues: I do not trust companies with my and even more important humanities health. They have shown again and again that they can not be trusted with things like that. And the comparisons that are made are good for your small farmer, but not when you start looking at a world level. Monoculture is only one of the disadvantages.

      The companies already are unwilling to be clear with food and health as we speak, so why should I trust them? Till now they do not deserve that trust and I do not see anything changing in that.

      To me health of myself and my species is a tad more important than the new cars of some CEO.

      So first give up the rights to food and then we will see about the health part as then the incentive to cheat the system and screw over the public are much, much lower.

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    4. Re: No GMO but FrankenBeef OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think governments have a better track record than companies?

    5. Re:No GMO but FrankenBeef OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we will accept it, if you label it honestly.

    6. Re: No GMO but FrankenBeef OK? by del_diablo · · Score: 1

      Going by actual track record of western companies versus their governments? Yes.
      Just having the oversight organs as a part of a government alone means they have a capital of enforcement of trust, and breach of said trust.
      Even if the argument is "having a variant of a Food and Drug Administration makes places lazy" is basically saying "if nobody is looking, things would be fucking bleak".

    7. Re:No GMO but FrankenBeef OK? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      This tube of slime is a substance almost exactly unlike meat...

      How do they label the soy based slime today?

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    8. Re:No GMO but FrankenBeef OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would first like the Copyright and Trademark issues dropped (not solved, dropped) before looking at the health issues.

      Hear hear! I couldn't care less that someone used a virus to take a gene from a fish and put it in my rice. But when you start adding genes with the sole purpose of ensuring that the resulting crop cannot produce viable seeds, then we have a problem.

    9. Re:No GMO but FrankenBeef OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This tube of slime is a substance almost exactly unlike meat...

      How do they label the soy based slime today?

      They call it Tofu.

    10. Re:No GMO but FrankenBeef OK? by Macdude · · Score: 1

      Most of the world considers having a real steak a luxury item now.

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    11. Re:No GMO but FrankenBeef OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cigarettes were sworn to be healthy by their producers and tons of scientists. Look how well that turned out.

      I won't trust any non-openly researched and developed GMOs and don't want companies polluting our biosphere. Look into how much research medical companies suppress to get their drugs to market. It's disgusting. One example: "You're experiencing horrible side effects? Ok, you can drop out of the study and we won't include your data since you couldn't finish." 1 year later, "New wonder drug with no side effects! Tell your doctor you needed it yesterday."

      Growing a standard type of cell in a controlled environment is different.

    12. Re: No GMO but FrankenBeef OK? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Maybe my math is off but I'm pretty sure that, even in modern Western society, the government is responsible for far more human suffering and death than any corporate shenanigans. I have to wonder if you're just not being very honest with yourself or if you've got some math that I don't have access to.

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    13. Re:No GMO but FrankenBeef OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might care when that special fishrice completely outcompetes and eradicates natural rice and upsets an entire continental ecosystem, of which humans are a part of.

  3. Taste is subjetive. by Nyder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pretty sure in the future we will probably be eating each other. Human will be the cheapest & readiest available meat to be found.

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    1. Re:Taste is subjetive. by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Hey, that would be a great idea for a movie. I'd call it something like, The Roast.

    2. Re:Taste is subjetive. by Salgak1 · · Score: 0

      Soylent Green, now with 20% more girls !!

    3. Re:Taste is subjetive. by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

      Easy to catch, but way too fatty.

    4. Re: Taste is subjetive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you are talking! Tell me I'm eating rich old people ground into sausage and you've got a sale!

    5. Re:Taste is subjetive. by jeremyp · · Score: 0

      Obligatory xkcd https://xkcd.com/1338/

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    6. Re:Taste is subjetive. by wkwilley2 · · Score: 1

      That would be one way to weed down the population. It would take 16 adults worth of calories to grow 1 human to adulthood.

      Seems like a pretty good ratio to me.

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    7. Re:Taste is subjetive. by swb · · Score: 1

      I think the slow maturation of humans makes cannibalism a poor food choice. I think a lot of livestock is a year or less to get to butchering weight. Humans, 15 years to get to full size? 9 months gestation?

      This dawned on me during a repeat viewing of Soylent Green. Soylent Green may have been reasonable to buy a few years of foodstock while simultaneously thinning the population, but eventually it wouldn't sustain the population without some other external inputs.

  4. What is it made from? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 2

    The article says it would cut down land use for farm animals by 99%, but you can't make meat without some raw materials. Its hard for me to imagine they don't require some equivalent biological feed into the process, so that matter has to come from somewhere. Fish?

    1. Re:What is it made from? by Lendrick · · Score: 1

      Those raw materials don't have to be meat. They can just as easily be vegetable matter, and you can grow plants with air, water, and sunlight.

    2. Re:What is it made from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "The process of developing in vitro meat involves taking muscle cells and applying a protein that promotes tissue growth.[2] Once this process has been started, it would be theoretically possible to continue producing meat indefinitely without introducing new cells from a living organism.[27][28]"

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_vitro_meat#Production

    3. Re:What is it made from? by ilsaloving · · Score: 2

      How do you think current herbivores and vegans live and grow? There are a bajillion ways to get proteins and amino acids without grinding up existing meat.

      The meat they're producing in the lab arn't just hot dogs ground up from animal leftovers. They are pieces of actual living tissue that is grown in chemical baths full of the exact nutrients needed for the tissue to grow.

      Personally, I was hoping that they'd call it something more satisfyingly distopian, like "veat" (short for vat-meat). Cultured meat is too boring IMO.

    4. Re: What is it made from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BZZZ and land, liar!

    5. Re:What is it made from? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Growing plants also requires nutrients, typically from soil. Land growing of plants is the most economical form, so that would not reduce land required by 99%.

    6. Re:What is it made from? by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      The key word there is "theoretically".

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    7. Re:What is it made from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The seems like it would be ripe to develop prion diseases.

    8. Re:What is it made from? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      How do you think current herbivores and vegans live and grow? There are a bajillion ways to get proteins and amino acids without grinding up existing meat.

      I said 'boilogical input', I did not say 'meat'. All of those bajillion ways have some form of biological feed input. Be it plants, or plankton or whatever. So, you did not help answer the question. You need to get the nutrients from somewhere.

    9. Re:What is it made from? by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Yeast extract would probably be your easiest starting point.

    10. Re:What is it made from? by ilsaloving · · Score: 0

      You then suggested "Fish" at the end of your post, clearly implying some kind meat processing. If you were thinking of vegetable matter, you made no effort to indicate such.

      And yes, I did answer the question, because literally ANY source that can be cultivated or manufactured, can be a source of proteins and amino acids. The possibilities are limited only by imagination and production costs.

      Algae pools. Recycled plant material. Heck, it's already been demonstrated that in the correct environmental conditions, amino acids will self-assemble all on their own. If you really want specific and explicit details, you should do your own research instead of demanding others do it for you.

    11. Re:What is it made from? by houghi · · Score: 1

      Insert Soylent Green reference.

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    12. Re:What is it made from? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Maybe just yeast would be better, eliminating the extraction processing steps. To produce yeast en-mass requires its own processing, molasses and other nutrients. I still see land use required in the end.

    13. Re:What is it made from? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Fish, with question mark, was just a suggested answer. No, meat was not implied, actually getting it from the sea was kind of implied as that would not require significant land use. But biological feed was meant as plant or animal matter.

      Most of the processes suggested require their own land use input at some point, unless it is a sea based input, even if we are just talking about the basic nutrient feed. Unless you farm the sea for the feed, I don't see getting a 99% reduction in land use.

    14. Re:What is it made from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Land growing of plants is the most economical form"

      You sure about that? 8 Economic Benefits Of Commercial Hydroponics

    15. Re:What is it made from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit? I've heard it's got a lot of minerals and stuff.

    16. Re:What is it made from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Synthetic glycerol, C3H8O3

    17. Re:What is it made from? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      On the one hand I see the world, 99+% soil based ag.

      On the other hand I see a marketing web site.

      Yes, I'm sure.

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    18. Re:What is it made from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's really not and this is a really stupid comment with your *ho ho, I know what's really going on here* attitude. Even if you need to harvest new cells from time to time, it would be at trivial levels compared to producing your meat completely from an animal.

    19. Re:What is it made from? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      A protein that promotes tissue growth? Like Growth Hormone? In the 'meat'. Nice.

      Plus market forces.

      What can go wrong?

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    20. Re:What is it made from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't have to grow bones, hearts, livers, intestines, skin, brains, eyeballs etc. It's just the meat.

    21. Re:What is it made from? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      The seems like it would be ripe to develop prion diseases.

      How so? If infected with any disease (virus, bacterium, prion or other), the batch would be tainted, but it would be relatively quick to identify and you could revert to an untainted batch to restart the culture.

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    22. Re:What is it made from? by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      You could actually get a huge amount of fish from inland waterways here in the USA. A number of river systems are in danger of, or have been overrun by an invasive species of carp from Asia. Catching them isn't a challenge, finding a use for them has been the hangup.

    23. Re:What is it made from? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Biologists have been able to synthesize organic molecules for quite a while now. The current techniques start with a small number of animal cells, but there's no reason that cultured meat can't be created entirely from simple inorganic molecules sometime in the next few decades.

    24. Re:What is it made from? by Lodlaiden · · Score: 1

      cultured un-differentiated nutritional tissue?

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    25. Re:What is it made from? by slew · · Score: 1

      A protein that promotes tissue growth? Like Growth Hormone? In the 'meat'. Nice.

      Uhm, how do you think tissue grows in real animals?

      FWIW, I think right now they are using the "real-stuff" (fetal bovine serum) for most of these lab-grown-meat experiments.

      Maybe things will get a bit iffy when they switch to the synthetic stuff to reduce costs, though...

    26. Re:What is it made from? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The endocrine system contains a highly complex system of feedback mechanisms to regulate hormone levels.

      So is an economy. But I don't think they will produce the same results.

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  5. Is lab-grown meat kosher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    chews cud and split hooves: genetically or directly?

    kosher slaughtered: actually slaughtered or is a lab tech shochet

    blood remove: probably can be done

    utensils and packaging: probably can be done

    1. Re:Is lab-grown meat kosher? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I asked a Jew that question and they sent me a bunch of links about it - many of them leading to a StackExchange network site, as I recall. So, if you're interested in it then you can just hit up the Google and all will become clear. Or not... What it will do is let you know what the current thinking is. Basically, it's all good so long as the originating stock, should it come from one, was kosher and the originating stock material was butchered in the kosher manner.

      If you know anything about Judaism then you'll also be aware that there's surely different views and that the approach will be different but the above is pretty consistent between the varied views. I should also mention that Jews don't have to starve themselves if there is, literally, no choice in the matter. Eating an unclean animal is acceptable (but not kosher!) if one believed that not doing so would result in death or great harm.

      Like all religions, there's some variations and there are different degrees of dedication and adherence to the rules. Strangely enough, most people aren't really very binary.

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  6. Meat Efficiency (of animal percentage usage) by hattig · · Score: 1

    Currently all parts of an animal are used, so we get all the different cuts, and lower grade meat too. We won't stop killing animals until we get all the products we need from other sources.

    Obviously, with cultured meat, nobody need suffer the lower grade cuts! But when cooked correctly, they can have their own unique flavours.

    Also, I hope it will be more than just beef being made, in the long run. We can open up manufacturing of all types of meat that are rarer now - Zebra, Alligator, Sloth, Human, etc.

    However I fear it will lead to less choice in the long run, unless you pay a lot lot more for real meat. Good for the environment though, meat production isn't exactly an efficient use of agricultural resource.

    I wonder just how low the cost of cultured meat can go?

    1. Re:Meat Efficiency (of animal percentage usage) by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      MMMMM, man made manufactured monkey meat.

    2. Re:Meat Efficiency (of animal percentage usage) by Kierthos · · Score: 2

      Really? We use the hooves of a cow?

      Oh wait, hot dogs. My bad. You're right.

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    3. Re: Meat Efficiency (of animal percentage usage) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sloths have no meat on them, but I'd love to have large slabs of duck meat without annoying bones

    4. Re: Meat Efficiency (of animal percentage usage) by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Do you think you would like duck meat if it wasn't cooked under a layer of fat, slowly rendering during the cooking process?

      I've never even considered removing the skin from duck prior to cooking.

      Now I want Thai crispy duck.

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  7. If it tastes the same by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it tastes the same, I'd probably eat it.

    But at $435,000 per burger, I might have to go for the combo-meal deal.

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    1. Re:If it tastes the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you like to add fries and a soda to that for only $0.49 more?

    2. Re:If it tastes the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cost is more than just something to jest at. At our local super market a container of tofu is $3 and only provides 36 grams of protein. I believe its 12g per serving and contains 3 servings. (Pork right now is $3 per pound and provides much more total grams of protein - while surely being less healthy.) I would love to consume more protein from such a source but today, for value added soy, it isn't cost effective. Also consider a half gallon of soy milk, also at $3. Perhaps, if the US food bill (going away) brought milk to the costs the ag lobby was threatening it would rise to, soy milk would be cost competitive to milk but today it is not. Maybe the same could be said for synthetic meat on an open market, but today similar products are not cost effective.

    3. Re:If it tastes the same by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Cows still beat beans. Soy products only compete with dairy products because they're fortified. You're basically sneaking a pill into the food as if you were trying to dose a pet.

      If I were not lactose intolerant, I would not bother with soy milk.

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    4. Re:If it tastes the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average cost for the first burger at a new McDonalds is over a million dollars.

      And that's NOT counting corporate franchise fees!

    5. Re:If it tastes the same by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      Cost is more than just something to jest at. At our local super market a container of tofu is $3 and only provides 36 grams of protein. I believe its 12g per serving and contains 3 servings. (Pork right now is $3 per pound and provides much more total grams of protein - while surely being less healthy.) I would love to consume more protein from such a source but today, for value added soy, it isn't cost effective. Also consider a half gallon of soy milk, also at $3. Perhaps, if the US food bill (going away) brought milk to the costs the ag lobby was threatening it would rise to, soy milk would be cost competitive to milk but today it is not. Maybe the same could be said for synthetic meat on an open market, but today similar products are not cost effective.

      Too much soy wrecks havoc with male hormones.

    6. Re:If it tastes the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is pure FUDD.

    7. Re:If it tastes the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it tastes the same, I'd probably eat it.

      But at $435,000 per burger, I might have to go for the combo-meal deal.

      So, basically a $450,000/hr minimum wage?

  8. Frankenfood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Every last bit of lab-created swill that has been released has had the phrase "May be healthier than the Real Stuff" attached to it. It's all been a lie, every time.

    * Heart-Attack inducing trans fat (margarine vs. butter)

    * Low-Fat anything (with sugars and thickening agents added in to replace the missing flavor and texture)

    * "Vegetable" Oil - industrial crap like cottonseed oil

    * Nutrasweet

    Seriously, just eat real food. There's too many people to afford real food? Maybe we should be aggressively attacking the other side of that equation.

    1. Re:Frankenfood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are real food.

      Just saying, two birds with one stone, etc.

    2. Re:Frankenfood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I can turn it into poo does that make it real food?

  9. Science sometimes can solve problems. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    It would make sense that manufactured meat could be healthier and tastier than meat slaughtered from animals.
    Quality meat comes from animals which are Happy and Healthy (Who should only have one bad day in their life) (Less toxins from stress), and live a rather passive life without much exercise (more tender meat). This is hard combination to perform. Lab Grown meat can be grown without stressing an animal and exercising it. creating a good quality meat without the bad stuff.

       

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    1. Re: Science sometimes can solve problems. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You don't know what you are talking about. The tastiest meat is game, excercising every day. Fat (lazy animals) doesn't have a taste, the muscle does. There is the meat hammer and various marinades and slow cooking to make it tender. And there are no such things as toxins, especially from stress. Those are hormones produced and stored in the body, completely natural.

    2. Re: Science sometimes can solve problems. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      "meat hammer" for tenderizing poor quality meat.
      Marinades do little, that add flavor though.
      Smoking and slow cooking tenderizes the meat too.

      However cuts such as the Tenderloin are tender because that muscle doesn't get worked much.
      Also fish have tender meat because they don't battle with gravity like terrestrial animals do.

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    3. Re: Science sometimes can solve problems. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Tenderloin is tender but relatively bland.

      To find a cut with lots of flavor, you need one that worked, then cook it low and slow.

      But even domestic animals have muscles that work, and lots of game animals have backstraps, same as cattle. The truth is more complicated.

      The tenderloin is the muscle cows use to support themselves when standing upright on hind legs. Long pork tenderloin would not be so tender.

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  10. How about natural food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes goyim, frankenmeat, just as our frankenwheat, is great for you and your family! We will, however, keep to organic grass-fed beef, thanks. There will be plenty of carcinogenic, toxic soylent green-style crap around for you to eat. Or do you prefer a flatworm Big Gulp slurry? It also frees you of your carbon sins against the environment! Isn't it wonderful?

    Yeah. Just like Monsanto don't serve their own products in their canteens, don't hold your breath for the proponents of this crap to actually eat it. It's mass produced garbage pink goop for the masses, your rulers will still eat natural, healthy food just as God intended. You're supposed to ingest their carcinogenic rubbish and die as soon as you hit retirement age you useless eaters.

    1. Re:How about natural food? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      'Organic grass fed beef' is crap. Often downer cattle that had to be slaughtered early. Didn't live to see the feed lot.

      What you want is 'USDA Prime'.

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  11. Stop with the lab grown meat already. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Meat flavor is about the fat. Go make a burger witb steak tartar if you don't believe me. Cook it without oil in a teflon pan, and no mayo or cheese.

    This "perfect burger" is completely gross.

    I even had a perfect, fatless, medium rare filet mignon from a snooty but clueless restaurant, no bacon wrap, no blue cheese crumbles, no cream sauce.

    Completely gross.

    These lab guys even said they had to add fat to the lab grown meat the first time this came up last year.

    Lose the meat and come up with some other much tastier and healthier and no-calorie substrate to pour fat on.

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    1. Re:Stop with the lab grown meat already. by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Your perfect meat seems to basically be deep fried fat, with extra layers of fat, fat bits on top and all drenched in fat.

      Let's just say that tastes differ.

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    2. Re:Stop with the lab grown meat already. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Vitamins cannot be digested without fat. Also, fats themselves are necessary for biological function.

      Your attempt to frame this as a "matter of taste" won't distract from the fact that attempts to "engineer" food usually run into the problems of human hubris and our incomplete knowledge.

      This is also by no means the war of extremes you're trying to paint it as.

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    3. Re:Stop with the lab grown meat already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually he's not entirely wrong for once.
      The fat is the key.
      It's something I've learned from making pemmican.

      It probably tastes the "same" because typical industrially grown beef lacks the flavor and nutrient profile that range or grass fed beef develops.
      The difference is in the fat, and the stuff stored in it.

      Pemmican is made from beef and beef fat (ok, originally it was made from buffalo meat and fat, but we killed them off, and for these purposes it's close enough). When that meat and fat (especially the fat) comes from an animal that has solely grazed on grass or open range, the resulting pemmican will be nutritionally complete. IE, you can survive off only it, and not develop or rickets or other diseases that come from malnutrition. And that nutrition comes largely from the fat, as that's where the animal's body stores that stuff.

      Beef that has been industrially raised in contrast is typically grain fed, because grain is more energy dense than grass, and doesn't build up the same kind of stored nutrients (and flavor) in the fat. Same is also true to a large extent of beef that's been "finished" on a feed lot after being originally raised on open range, as it depletes or replenished over time based on what the animal has been eating.

      Any way, point is, it tastes the same, because the industrially raised grain fed beef is essentially bland.
      Much like the difference between the basic supermarket tomato cultivar (bred for color, and shelf life, rather than flavor) tastes like nothing, fresh real tomatos (no I don't consider the basic store tomato to be real; neither would you if you've experienced the difference)

    4. Re:Stop with the lab grown meat already. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Basically _all_ beef is grass and range fed.

      The good stuff spends about it's last 6 weeks in 'cattle heaven'; known as the 'feed lot' to some. Even there, they continue to eat hay, as they would die without roughage.

      Much 'grass fed' broke a leg and didn't live to see the feed lot. Got hauled to slaughter on a forklift.

      Continue to eat the bug eater beef. Leaves more prime for the rest of us.

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    5. Re:Stop with the lab grown meat already. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      That completely "gross" is a matter of taste, isn't it?

      I for my part prefer meat without fat. It is ok to have it on while it is in the pan or on the grill. But I cut it away when eating. And regarding rip eyes or other heavy fat meat, I only can eat it if the fat melted away and is not on my plate.

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    6. Re:Stop with the lab grown meat already. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Vitamins cannot be digested without fat.
      I write this about once a year on /. ... I'm embarrassed that I have to write it again: "This is the stupids thing I ever have heard".

      First of all: vitamins are not digested. They are just there and the body just takes them.
      Secondly: vitamins come in two big groups. Dissolvable in fat (e.g. in milk) and dissolvable in water, e.g. Vitamine C.

      Adding fat to a meal to make vitamins dissolvable in fat makes no sense. If they are there then they are already dissolved in fat.

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    7. Re:Stop with the lab grown meat already. by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      The fat that melted away is still largely there, it's why those cuts taste so amazing. All that fat breaks down and basically bastes the meat from the inside out. If you cook your steak to the consistency of shoe leather then you've probably gotten rid of most of the fat but also ruined a perfectly delicious steak. It's the marbling in a cut of meat that is important and desirable, the big lumps are just waste and you lose little to nothing by trimming them off.

    8. Re:Stop with the lab grown meat already. by slew · · Score: 1

      Lose the meat and come up with some other much tastier and healthier and no-calorie substrate to pour fat on.

      Hmm, why must the substrate be no-calorie if you are going to pour fat on it... Fat has about 2x the calories of protein...

      In any case, much of the "taste" you get in a steak comes from the Maillard reaction (amino acid + sugar + heat), the presence of nucleotides which enhance the glutamate "umami" flavor, and the fact that if you don't heat the muscle fiber too much, it still retains enough water to remain tender.

      Fat doesn't taste much by itself, but it really helps in two areas: Many flavor molecules can be partially fat soluble and water soluble, so having some fat will help to carry the "taste". Also fat can act to improve heat conduction so that the meat will cook more evenly so that hotter parts of the muscle fibers near the cooking surface don't squeeze out all their water (some flavor molecules like glutamates are water soluble).

      On the other hand, salt is generally better than fat at drawing out water from the center of the meat to the out hotter parts to reduce uneven water loss because of the effect it has on the cell wall structure, but fat doesn't evaporate, so it works better depending on the cooking technique.

      But in the universe of things to make your "meat" taste better, collagen is even better because the gelatinous nature allows it to hold both fat and water for low&slow cooking times that maximize the development of flavor molecules. Cooking techniques used in stews and ribs allow for lots of flavor because they use cuts that have lots of collagen which hold in both water and fat while the slow-heat causes the chemical reactions to create lots of flavor molecules.

      The problem with the filet is that is it has very little fat and collagen, so fewer fat-soluble flavor molecules and because of the lack of fat and collagen is hard to cook with certain cooking techniques designed to create flavor molecules. Basically, sear quickly (for some Maillard) and only heat to medium rare to keep it tender and prevent it from drying out. It's an overrated cut which is why they have to dress it with bacon and sprinkle lots of other flavors on top.

    9. Re:Stop with the lab grown meat already. by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Or they weren't in a hurry. There's a lot to be said for low and slow.

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    10. Re:Stop with the lab grown meat already. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I have my steaks bloody, without fat. No idea why you bring up that "shoe leather" reference.

      If you like marble steaks, that is up to you, I hate them. I simply hate the taste of fat, it makes me vomit. For me there is nothing delicious in a steak that is marbled.

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  12. Maybe in YOUR future... by clonehappy · · Score: 1

    But sure as hell not in mine.

  13. Healthier for the livestock by OffTheLip · · Score: 1

    Not sure about the rest of us though

  14. Re:Meat is for LUDDITES. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should try the app that tells you this joke stopped being funny

  15. can't believe it is not meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "barely differ from the real deal" just like manufacturers that would like to claim that their margarine taste just like butter?

  16. Actually healthier or too clean? by yakumo.unr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Will it really be healthier? or will it's lab grown nature actually be terrible for us in the long run, I'm thinking along the lines of the bacterial diversification we are finding we need in our gut to be truly healthy, or the way we're finding growing up in overly clean environments compromises our immune systems.
    I think growing meat is a great step forward, but I'm not free of concern.

  17. Pseudo-meat? by erp_consultant · · Score: 3

    No thanks. I'll stick with the real thing. I'm not eating anything that was born in a petri dish. How many times have we heard over the years that this or that man made thing (ex. margarine) is supposed to be better for you only to find out the opposite? Yeah....gimme a grass fed steak any day.

    1. Re:Pseudo-meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many times have we heard over the years that this or that man made thing (ex. margarine) is supposed to be better for you only to find out the opposite

      Do you think butter isn't man-made?

    2. Re:Pseudo-meat? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Post your source for breast milk butter.

      I know a Vegan that hasn't had butter in a long time. She misses it.

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    3. Re:Pseudo-meat? by ProzacPatient · · Score: 1

      Margarine and butter are basically the same thing apart from the type of fats used (vegetable and animal respectively). I'm getting really tired of people peddling that margarine is inherently inferior or unhealthy compared to butter, and some people even go so far as to claim margarine is actually plastic based on some chain letter that they read without even questioning it.

    4. Re:Pseudo-meat? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Butter is little more than churned cream. Margarine is oils and fats, fractionated, hydrogenated over a nickle or palladium catalyst, and then let to cool in their new state which is nearly all saturated fat, and what isn't is trans-fats. Yeah it may not be as bad as the chain letter implies, but there's a reason that wikipedia talks about the "production" of butter, vs the "manufacturing process" of margarine.

      Two very different raw materials, one churned a bit, the other put through a catalytic chemical reaction, and you claim they are the same thing. I think you've watched one too many "I can't believe it's not butter" adverts, hint: the last 3 words in the slogan give it away.

    5. Re:Pseudo-meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, margarine is made of artery clogging trans fats. No thanks.

    6. Re:Pseudo-meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like saying cake and bread are both the same thing, they just use different leaveners.

      Anyone can take milk (although it is obviously easier to skip some steps and use cream) and make butter themselves, and it can even be done without using machinery.

      Margarine can't.

      Margarine needs machinery, and then needs something to stabilize it from breaking apart.

      So no, they are not basically the same thing.

    7. Re:Pseudo-meat? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Google tells me you can make margarine at home and it looks to be pretty simple. Now, that's not what people usually consume but I figure a fact or two never hurt anyone. I was also curious because I've heard people mention homemade margarine before and have even consumed some. I'd assumed they were being honest and never thought about it beyond that. I'm usually a butter type of person but I'm not particularly picky or anything.

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    8. Re:Pseudo-meat? by erktrek · · Score: 1

      So I think the current knock on margarine is the potential for more trans-fats. Also some people have issues with the way it's processed using hexane or some such - I dunno I tend to tune out the whole holistic/naturalistic/organic fud anyway. Also not sure if it's really the same as butter after my brief and lazy googling - there's that whole hydrogenation thing. I grew up with margarine but made the switch to butter a while ago. I think I like the taste of butter better (esp in cooking) but could probably get used to marg again. I also heard that lard is making a comeback too... wonder if they could grow that in a vat.

    9. Re:Pseudo-meat? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You can but it's not based on a dairy product, and non-hydrogenated oils are not the basis for the margarine that is most typically consumed. I just have issue with two fundamentally different things being called "basically the same"

      Mind you Google also tells me how to fuse hydrogen in my own home so I guess it's all a matter of just how many awesome toys you have in your kitchen :-)

    10. Re:Pseudo-meat? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      My best toys are in my basement! But yeah, I don't think most folks eat it - I was just bringing it up as a curiosity because I'd been told I was eating some in the past. I smoke cigars, used to drink heavily, eat very spicy foods, and consumed way too many opiates for a long time. So, when I say that I'm not the best judge of taste, I mean it. I was also crazy enough to enlist in the Marines, not once but twice. So, I'll eat anything at least once. There are only a few things I won't try a second time. However, taste isn't actually always a priority when I eat. I don't really have much of a sense of taste - or smell. (I've also crammed mounds of intoxicating substances up my nose over the years. I'm pretty sure that doesn't help.)

      Hmm... Come to think of it, I'm sure I've done far stupider things and more damage that I'm just not recollecting.

      But, the general idea is that I don't actually know if it was something that normal people would eat. The folks I'd eaten with that said it was homemade were rather ritzy folks and they don't necessarily eat the best of foods. They eat expensive foods but some of them are not things that I enjoy eating - which is saying something. Well, it is to me.

      No, I have no idea how to describe what I'm trying to say...

      Ah! An analogy. I'm partially color blind - progressively worse. I have no clue what colors you see and when you tell me it's a different color than what I see then I must defer to you.

      Which is to say, I have no idea if homemade butter is any good but I'm under the impression that others liked it. The process looks simple enough.

      Ah well... That's a really very muddy thing that I just said. Somewhere in all that gibberish - is a point. Good luck in finding it. I'm just gonna send it and pretend it never happened.

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    11. Re:Pseudo-meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Margarine and butter are basically the same thing apart from the type of fats used (vegetable and animal respectively). I'm getting really tired of people peddling that margarine is inherently inferior or unhealthy compared to butter, and some people even go so far as to claim margarine is actually plastic based on some chain letter that they read without even questioning it.

      Butter is just mechanically processed (or at least can be), margarine is chemically processed with nickel-based catalyst before presumably being mechanically processed.
      If butter and margarine were truly equivalent you could churn your own margarine using cooking oil.

  18. Cultured meat by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we should stop calling it "lab-grown" meat (or even worse, "in vitro" meat). Perhaps "cultured" meat might be a better term.

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    1. Re:Cultured meat by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. Cows and Pigs are "cultured" meat too. "Cultured" means about anything except wildlife.

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    2. Re:Cultured meat by SeriousTube · · Score: 4, Funny

      Culture isn't important. Ask Charlie the tuna. People don't want tuna with good taste, they want tuna that tastes good.

    3. Re:Cultured meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cultured? Oh, great, now we have meat that's been to school?

    4. Re:Cultured meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're thinking 'cultivated', 'cultured' is quite a bit different.

  19. Meat is from cows by PPH · · Score: 1, Funny

    Moo, moo. Cows.

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  20. Hopefully its thoroughly tested, unlike others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mankind has a bad track record with food "replacements". Let's see...margarine is good for you. Oh wait, no it's not. It's actually really really bad and now essentially banned due to the trans fats. Next, sugar substitutes are good for you. Oh wait, no they're not. Next, let's fill everything with soy. Oh wait, too much soy is actually bad. Next, ...synthetic meat? You betcha.

    1. Re:Hopefully its thoroughly tested, unlike others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Innocent until proven guilty is the American Way.

    2. Re:Hopefully its thoroughly tested, unlike others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Profit above all else is the American way. It's not poison if it doesn't kill you within a day!

  21. Good for hamburger, chicken strips,brats not steak by EnOne · · Score: 1

    I like this idea for creating ground or processed meat products: hamburgers, brats, chicken strips, chicken nuggets, bacon, jerkey. I don't think we will get to a point where you are lab-growing a pork chop, a steak, or an entire turkey leg. Would these products be kosher? vegan? Is it still an animal product if it doesn't come from an animal?

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  22. It's not the meat, it's what the meat eats by mdsolar · · Score: 1

    Feeding livestock chemically synthesized feed would also cut environmental impact. https://slashdot.org/journal/2...

  23. gummi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gelatin!

    it's made from hooves!

    tell them!

    gelatin is made from hooves!

    1. Re:gummi by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      This is only a surprise to people that have given up on self-reliance and no longer cook for themselves.

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  24. That's Where the Margin Is by Kunedog · · Score: 2

    Would you like to add fries and a soda to that for only $0.49 more?

    No way; everyone knows that's where they rip you off and make most of their profit!

  25. Not necessarily good for the planet, though by BoRegardless · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Numbers of real world tests have shown the need for real world herbivores to inhabit valleys to keep the vegetation growing properly on the land. Introducing herds of sheep roaming a rather vegetation depleted land resulted in dramatic vegetation growth.

    Of course, when you fence off, kill off and replace herbivores with chemical agents for plant growth, fungicides, herbicides, etc, then you don't need the herbivores.

    Life is increasingly becoming 'artificial.'

    1. Re:Not necessarily good for the planet, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Life has become increasingly 'artificial' since we domesticated those herbivores, and the plant vegetation that we (and often they) eat.

    2. Re:Not necessarily good for the planet, though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are these tests and studies, and are they better than the "Rain follows the plow" movement?

    3. Re:Not necessarily good for the planet, though by Solandri · · Score: 1

      That's what I'm wondering too. First, humans were hunter-gatherers. Then we domesticated plants (developed agriculture).

      Then we got upset that wild herbivores were eating all the crops we had put so much effort into cultivating. So we fenced them out. But they kept breaking in so we hunted them down and ate them.

      Then we noticed it was getting harder to catch wild herbivores to eat, so we began domesticating those as well.

      Wild predators were having trouble finding enough to eat (because we'd eaten most of the wild herbivores). And they turned to the only remaining viable food source - our domesticated herbivores. We tried the fence thing with them too, but again we eventually hunted down and killed them as well. They don't taste as good, so we mostly used their skins or mounted them as trophies.

      The end result of thousands of years of doing this is a seriously screwed up ecosystem. You're not going to be able to fix it simply by eliminating domestic livestock. It's going to take a multi-pronged, controlled reintroduction of wild predators, wild herbivores, and wild plants in order to jump-start the ecosystem back to the way it was. If we adopt the PETA dream of simply stopping eating meat, the ecosystem is going to go through decades if not centuries of wild flora and fauna populations cycling through overpopulation, overgrazing, flooding, starvation, overgrowth, fire, repeat over and over until the fluctuations dampen out naturally.

  26. Take that veggies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is worth it only to spur those pesky vegans/vegetarians.
    Their argument is always "think of the animals", its "immoral" and all that shit.
    Of course some of them even believe that its bad for you, i always say 100000+ years of evolution is against them. Thats when they leave in a hissyfit.

    1. Re:Take that veggies! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised they don't just play the cancer card at that point. Your vegans must have a poor understanding of Darwinism.

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  27. Be happy to try it -- in 10 to 20 years. by kheldan · · Score: 1

    GMOs are bad enough, and with the GMO genie already having escaped from it's bottle, it's too late to even worry about anymore (GMOs will either ruin us or they won't, nothing can stop that now). 'Lab-grown meat', though? At least it can't infect the genome of meat animals. We'll just have to wait and see if this lab-grown stuff ends up ruining people's health.

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  28. I think the most important question is by Kierthos · · Score: 1

    How will this contribute to MeatHab?

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  29. Re:Good for hamburger, chicken strips,brats not st by laie_techie · · Score: 1

    I like this idea for creating ground or processed meat products: hamburgers, brats, chicken strips, chicken nuggets, bacon, jerkey. I don't think we will get to a point where you are lab-growing a pork chop, a steak, or an entire turkey leg.

    I think you're getting at a major point I think about: texture. Meat gets its texture from exercise and marbled fat. Meat cells passively grown in a vat will lack definition. Think "pink slime" or meat that's been in the food processor for too long. Probably would make an excellent Swedish meatball, okay burger or sausage, but horrendous steak. I love the flavor of beef liver, but hate the texture due to lack of long muscle fibers.

    Would these products be kosher? vegan? Is it still an animal product if it doesn't come from an animal?

    In-vitro meat is manufactured by placing existing meat cells in a bath of nutrients causing them to multiply. The new cells will be genetically identical to the original. It will not be vegan nor vegetarian. As for kosher, the Jewish authorities would have to decide.

  30. Cue paranoid non-vegans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... getting all hot under the collar, because they're SCARED that 'their' food will be changed. As if they made a mental decision to be non-vegan all their lives - clue: you didn't. Your society, your parents, your family, almost everybody around you, and the entire media, told you, all your life, that it was 'normal' to torture and kill innocent beings so that you could blindly follow the herd. Eating meat is completely unnatural for human beings, and drinking the milk of another species is even more unnatural.
    Lab grown meat will be disease free, no growth hormones, no antibiotics, no cancerous tumours, no pain, no suffering, and you will be able to grow it in your own kitchen. But still non-vegans will cry like babies about it. Are they able to face one tenth of the pain and suffering that just ONE of the animals they eat will face? Of course not, they are gutless cowards who would rather watch the whole world die in agony, than face the slightest bit of fear themselves.

    1. Re:Cue paranoid non-vegans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zip up kid, your insecurity is showing.

    2. Re:Cue paranoid non-vegans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Eating meat is completely unnatural for human beings" - you sure about that? Even given the existence of the specialized organs in all people that are necessary to live well eating meat? The organs that needed many thousands of years to evolve into their function?

  31. Blobby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://i.imgur.com/4cYlOWw.jpg

    1. Re:Blobby by Gill+Bates · · Score: 1

      Tastes like ... despair? https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  32. Re:Meat is for LUDDITES. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Found the LUDDITE!

  33. Re:Meat is for LUDDITES. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I disagree, definitely worthy of an Appley Award.

  34. more healthful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea, our science of nutrition has not steered us wrong yet. I'm sure whatever they invent will be healthful. We've had 2,000,000 of meat-eating, and I'm sure evolution hasn't really done a good job making it good for us, I'm sure there are no unknown nutrients that we'd be missing with the artificial stuff, and I'm sure they'll put in all sorts of stuff that'll make it more healthful than the real thing. We're that smart, our science is that good, and 2,000,000 years of evolution is that lame! In fact, why wait? I'm gonna order me a big batch of Soylent right now!

  35. Tastes like... by evolutionary · · Score: 2

    Chicken! Hmm...

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    "Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Einstein
  36. Obligatory 'Better Off Ted' Post by MooseDontBounce · · Score: 1

    Lem: Maybe the meat blob's not taking in enough nutrients. I guess I could try and give it a mouth. Ted: I'm gonna say no to the meat blob getting a mouth. Mostly because I don't want to hear what it has to say : : Jerome: It tastes familiar Ted: Beef? Jerome: No Linda: Chicken? We’ll take chicken. Jerome: [Shakes head.] Ted: What does it taste like? Jerome: Despair. Ted: Is it possible it just needs salt?

  37. immune system by lkcl · · Score: 1

    ... but i don't *want* germ-free food. i want food for myself and my children that encourages our immune systems to fight and become stronger, so that we become HEALTHIER. vat-grown food will have no such challenges for our immune system, thus actually make us WEAKER.

    this is fast getting to the point where the clear disadvantages - the FAILURE - of the three laws of robotics - is actually rolling out in real-life. it took several decades for asimov to explore the three laws fully to the point where he felt comfortable eventually spelling it out, but the "Calvanist" 3 Law Robots were actually a danger to humanity's evolution and advancement. why? because there were literally billions of checks and assessments PER SECOND being performed by the robots, calculating which nearby humans were POTENTIALLY going to be harmed... without any kind of restraint, limit or safeguards on what the robot(s) decided constituted "risk" or "danger".

    with no risk comes no challenge. with no challenge, comes no evolution. i do not understand why people do not understand this.

    1. Re:immune system by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      vat-grown food will have no such challenges for our immune system, thus actually make us WEAKER.
      Go back to school.

      Meat from a freshly slaughtered animal has no germs. Unless they are ill, which is often easy to spot. Animals have an immune system, too.

      Germs basically only live in the guts.

      Don't get your robot talk :D

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  38. Future? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've been growing meat in a lab in my back yard for years.

    Agriculture is one of the most high-tech industries on the planet and has been for a long time.

    You think that chicken you enjoy is natural?

    I guarantee you that every gram you eat was part of a control group or a test group of some kind. All the inputs are measured and analyzed. All the outputs are measured and analyzed. Feeding times, quantities, ingredients, application methods; sleeping patterns, cell structure, light exposure, ambient humidity... You name it, it is controlled, monitored, and experimented with.

    Some people just don't recognize a lab when they see one.

  39. Well, we know the next step.. by OpenSourced · · Score: 1

    At least, good old Sir Arthur thought he knew the next step, as related in his history "The food of the Gods" :-)

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  40. Finally! We have the answer by npslider · · Score: 1

    I have been wondering why in the future everything tastes like chicken. This explains it perfectly.

  41. Re: Meat is for LUDDITES. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude that one is funny

  42. But does it taste any good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But does it taste any good?

  43. Meat Balls? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    If a meat ball is what I think it is, the majourity of the taste comes from spices.
    I ate a burger last night in a restaurant that has a burger day once a week. I usually don't eat burgers, did not eat one since 20 years, and that one ruined my interest for the next 20 years (the meat actually was ok, but the way of how sweet it was spiced was hard to get down into my stomach). How can it be that people think some "sweet" ketchup or a super thin "artificial cheese" on top of it makes meat tasty?
    Meat that is "sweet"? Hellllllo? If I want sweet meat I put into a "sause" over night (don't know the american term, we call it marinade). Or I paint it in honey before I grill it, or grill it a bit, paint it in honey and grill it again.

    So artificial meat is good enough to make burgers (meat balls) from it? Wow, who would have doubted that? There are people who make vegetarian "meat balls" and an average customer would not taste the difference.

    If you like meat you only need a few spices: some herbs like Thymian or Rosmarin, a good oil like olive oil and then depending on taste gallic, pepper, perhaps chilly ... and if you want salt: most meats you salt after cooking, not before.

    A piece of meat without any spices at all put on a grill is 10 times better than a meat ball full with spices and sugar.

    Call me back when you have an artificial steak, preferred lamb, beef is ok, I don't eat pork, goat is ok, too, a steak that tastes good with simple cooking/BBQ without ketchup or other stupid sauces.

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    1. Re:Meat Balls? by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Where is it that you only salt meat after cooking? I ask because practically every meat recipe I've ever read included seasoning meats before cooking. The reason for doing so is you want the flavors to permeate the meat instead of just being on the exterior. In some processes it also helps tenderize the meat by breaking down long protein chains.

      Burgers and their condiments are always a matter of personal taste. A burger in my opinion is never just about the meat, it's a sandwich that should include a ground beef patty, a leafy green, tomato slices, pickle slices, onion slices, some kind of cheese, a little mayo, ketchup, and mustard. Good alternatives are BBQ sauce for the condiment with caramelized sweet onions. And you can always add some strips of bacon to just about any burger to make it a little better. One thing that burgers have never been about is great meat, the whole point of ground beef is to find a use for tough cuts of meat. Making ground beef out of better cuts of meat is like putting flakes of gold leaf in your liquor.

        All that said, tastes and expectations vary incredibly by region. I've had Swedish candy that was more salt than anything, where I would define a sweet taste as being requisite for anything to be a candy. A common theme of candy in Mexico and parts south is ground pepper so that it's a little spicy. I've drank a carbonated beverage that Coca Cola sells in South America that was bitter as hell, but apparently someone's buying and drinking it. Americans use Ketchup on all kinds of things, while Brits use brown sauce and vinegar. So called American cheese isn't actually even a cheese, it's a product made from by-products of making real cheese, some people love it while I'll take just about anything else.

      I wouldn't recommend Olive Oil for cooking meats unless you're doing a low temperature cooking process. Olive oil has a relatively low smoke point. Safflower is my favorite as it won't start smoking till 510F or 265C.

    2. Re:Meat Balls? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Where is it that you only salt meat after cooking? I ask because practically every meat recipe I've ever read included seasoning meats before cooking.
      It dries the meat out. That is why you should avoid it unless you have very thick steaks etc.

      On the other hand if you cook as in cooking (with water or n a sauce) it does not matter much.

      I wouldn't recommend Olive Oil for cooking meats unless you're doing a low temperature cooking process.
      It is high enough to make the meat crispy and the taste is very good, that is why it is widely used.
      Safflower (did not knew the english name so far) is very good of course. I would use it where I would like to avoid that the taste influences the stuff that is cooked, e.g. fish.

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  44. Creepy by tgibson · · Score: 1

    I understand logically how the thought of killing another living thing and eating it can be stomach turning. I am surprised at my own reaction--that eating artificially-grown flesh is creepy to me. OTOH, using real meat to make busts does creep me out whereas I would have no problem with artificial meat sculptures.

  45. "additives" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worry about the exact same things being done there as with any other artificial product; cut corners and addictive additives specifically designed to fuck us up. However, other than that, if it can be delicious, nutritious and just happens to be better for people or the environment in some way, great.

    As long as we get our goddamn meat and not some soy-lentil greens made of equal parts rotted vegan and rotted beans that exists purely to rape-murder our ability to enjoy food.

  46. Not rare enough by dasgoober · · Score: 1

    I like my steak rare enough that if you applied electricity, it would jump off the plate. No chance of that happening now.

  47. Lab grown FISH is what we need. by gurps_npc · · Score: 0

    Look, lab grown cow is not worth it. Cow depends on fat and salt to taste good. If you the fat and salt, it doesn't sell well. With the fat and salt it is horrible for you.

    But lab grown fish on the other hand... Fish is far healthier for you than beef - except for the mercury. It has none of the fat issues that beef has. Yes, we generally prefer it with salt, but some varieties can do without.

    More importantly, fish tends to be much more expensive than beef - we can't 'grow' it where the people live, but have to ship it to coastal areas, then truck/train/fly it to the heartland.

    So fish makes a far better choice than beef for lab grown.

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  48. I certainly hope so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As one who relishes eating meat, I can't wait for this to happen. I'd rather have a sufficiently convincing meat surrogate than the real thing, for ethical reasons.

  49. Re:Good for hamburger, chicken strips,brats not st by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    I love the flavor of beef liver, but hate the texture due to lack of long muscle fibers.

    What you want is a wet aged steak...yuck, no accounting for taste.

    Just buy beef in a sealed slaughterhouse pack and forget it at the back of the meat drawer for a couple of weeks. Assuming your meat drawer maintains sub zero C, but above freezing point of meat.

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  50. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You watch. Vegans won't eat GMOs, but they'll expect us to eat this sh*t.

  51. Re:Good for hamburger, chicken strips,brats not st by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Would these products be kosher?
    Kosher is more a question of cooking as in mixing milk with meat etc.

    However regarding the "bleeding out" some die hard fundamentals might subject as the meat is not from a bleed to death animal. (The background however is simple: in hot climates you don't want meat lying around to long that is full with coagulating blood. This actually a scientific issue and not religion.)

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  52. Better than chicken nuggets and hot dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the state of "real" meat in commercial food, it wouldn't take much for "fake" meat to beat it in taste and healthiness.

  53. Re:Meat is for LUDDITES. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will be able to, as soon as I finish registering the required account login, facebook pairing, internet-of-things static IP, and give it full router DMZ.

    Of course, I'll have to wait for my/their/every network/cloud to deliver packets (and phone home (and authenticate)) every step of the way, since I'm doing also doing all of the above Through An App like an enlightened apper does.

  54. Smoked lab meat? by jmcwork · · Score: 1

    How does this work if I want to smoke a slab of ribs, pork shoulder, brisket, etc.? The structure of the cut of meat (muscle, fat, bone) all contribute to the result. Will I end up smoking 'blobs' of meat in my Big Green Egg?

  55. I like animals, I like meat. This will be huge! by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

    I don't think that people fully understand that the vast majority of people really don't like killing animals for food. The advertising for these cultured meat products will be easy. Just remind people that slitting Betsy's throat is required to get the burgers out. Show poor Mrs Piggy squashed into a pen with no room to move, etc. Then point out that they can have all the benefits of meat with none of the negatives. Vegetarians have long pushed this same thing, but with little profit motive. Now there will be a profit motive.

    I presently pay double normal meat prices to get grass fed, no hormone, no antibiotic beef. So as long as they can convince me that the meat is equally healthy as that, then I will pay a premium for cultured beef. The key is that there can't be compromises other than price.

    Another win will be a more stable supply which ought to make the distributors quite happy.

  56. Every night by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    "...our coffee-rubbed Kobe beef is read the book Are You My Mother by a Guatemalan child." -- Patton Oswalt

  57. Feed Lots by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    If it can be done without the fetid stink of feed lots (which we that live near them call 'The Smell of Other People's Money'), then I'm all for it.

  58. what if I dont want to be lab grown meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well?

  59. What about factory farms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dare you to Google "factory farms" and look at some photos or read stories. Than order a nice burger. Animal tears give it this nice flavor. (Note – taking photos in factory farms is actually illegal. Meat industry is not that stupid to allow it). Or you can munch on severed arms from meat factory workers. It gives chicken nuggets just right crunchiness. But even if you don’t care about any of that, factory farms are one of the biggest water polluters, green gas emitters, energy intensive and reason why fewer and fewer antibiotics are effective. In short, they are not sustainable. I'm glad somebody is thinking ahead. Fake meat – you are welcome on my table!

  60. Re:Good for hamburger, chicken strips,brats not st by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    Would these products be kosher?

    That discussion has already started amongst some of the legal authorities, and it's going to be a very interesting discussion. If the starting cells had been entirely synthesized, then it wouldn't be an animal product at all, and it would almost certainly be classified as pareve (neither meat nor dairy). Since this cultured meat is starting from animal cells, it might be classified as being derived from meat; in that case, the next issue is whether the starting cells came from a kosher animal that was slaughtered accordingly. There's also the possibility that there wouldn't be enough "animal" in the cultured meat for it to count as being an animal product, though personally I doubt that's what the ruling will be.

  61. They're made out of meat by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 1
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  62. I'm looking forward to it by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    This is real meat. It's simply cultured from stem cells. But I do wonder if they could make it "cancerous" and eliminate the death mechanism they could probably culture it more easily. The more difficult part is getting different types of muscle, fat and structure cells to grow together. When it comes to meat we do care about the texture. And we need gelatin and cartilage in our diet So I guess I sort of answered my own question as to why not use cancerous cells. Stem cells are programmed to grow into something with it's supporting structure. Eventually we will be able to dictate that structure.

    Science aside people will still be able to get traditional animals raised in natural ways as a luxury. But it will be the end of industrial beef and chicken farms. Milk farms too eventually. The food should be much cheaper. Fifteen cents for a pound of hamburger anyone? $2 tenderloin anyone?

    At least a hundredfold reduction in methane for the meat. No more grazing land needed. It can be turned into farm land or made into homes for people where the weather is nice. Alternatively it can be turned into nature preserves and just let the animals live as they use to. All the forests cut down for grazing land can be regrown with trees again.

    This also means we can produce meat for space voyages.

  63. Meat needs an immune system, or lots of chemicals. by dsmatthews9379 · · Score: 1

    I can't see such meat ever really being "healthier" if it is grown in a soup of antibiotics and antivirals to compensate for the fact that real meat grows under the protection of an immune system.

  64. Long Term Multi Generational Study.... by geggam · · Score: 1

    ... This exists right ? We aren't just saying something is safe for human consumption without a nice long test are we ?

  65. offtopic by rastos1 · · Score: 1

    When will Slashdot support HTTPS?

    Now. Time to change the sig.

  66. Soylent Green.... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    ...is people!

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