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PornHub's 'Bangfit' Program Uses Sexy Exercise To Build Muscle (mashable.com)

Posted by BeauHD on from the what-a-time-to-be-alive dept.

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Mashable: A new program created by PornHub called "BangFit" features 'sexercises' that allow players to build and tone muscle. Instead of forcing people to go the gym, Bangfit users simply practice sexual exercises, otherwise known as actual sex. Finally, you can gyrate and hump your way to the body of your dreams. BangFit users follow along with videos as they execute positions like the "squat and thrust" and "missionary press." Players can sync their phones to the workout in order to track their progress and measure the amount of calories burned. While the concept sounds simply gimmicky, BangFit says they designed the app using real science and professionals in the field. PornHub is also retailing an adjustable band that keeps your smartphone closer to to your body, making it easier for the gyroscope to track your movements (judge your performance?). Anytime you complete a level, PornHub congratulates you on your success with a phrase like, "You're the gymanastiest," which is simultaneously rewarding and disgusting. You can watch the retro NSFW introduction video here.

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  1. This program doesn't include the act in this haiku by TheHaikuLover · · Score: 5, Funny

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  2. Mode of game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So glad that there is single player mode.

    1. Re:Mode of game by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      One of those games where holding the speedrun record is probably not really something to brag about.

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  3. Re:Expands most Slashdotters' workout routines by dcw3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This would result in Slashdotters have one arm that looks like Popeye's, and a core that looks like Whimpy's.

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  4. Re:You can watch the retro NSFW introduction video by worf_mo · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is one of the few stories where I expect a lot of people to throw all long-established /. tradition overboard and rush to RTFA.

  5. Sense of humour by Gaygirlie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I love Pornhub-folks' sense of humour: they often have hilarious and creative ad-campaigns and posters and whatnot and they seemingly fully condone of the various silly shenanigans the community decides to randomly whip up. I have no need for Pornhub's content myself, but I do like their attitude and I wish more companies were as creative and funny with their marketing -- at least Pornhub's stuff nearly always gets a hearty chuckle out of me, instead of making me go all frownyface and groaning out loud in annoyance like most advertising does!

  6. Best Slashvertisement Ever by wiredog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    EVER!

    Seriously, guys, if you want to slashvertise, this is the way to do it.

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  7. It's click bate by raymorris · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would you call this click bate?