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  1. This haiku should be published on Spotify on Spotify Is Cracking Down On Users Pirating Premium-Like Service (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  2. Here's a haiku to celebrate on Daylight Saving Time Isn't Worth It, European Parliament Members Say (arstechnica.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  3. Here's a haiku to liven up your day on The SCO Vs IBM Zombie Shambles On (uscourts.gov) · · Score: -1, Troll

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  4. Is this haiku about Tim Cook? on Tim Cook Says Power Management Feature In Older iPhones Will Be Able To Be Turned Off In Future Update (macrumors.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  5. Don't be skeptical about this haiku on Americans Still Deeply Skeptical About Driverless Cars, Says Poll (theverge.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  6. Here's a haiku in remembrance on Apple Product Delays Have More Than Doubled Under Tim Cook's Watch, Says Report (wsj.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  7. Here's a a haiku as consolation for Kinect lovers on Kinect Is Really Dead Now, Basically (gamespot.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  8. Hopefully ISS is free from the scene in this haiku on Astronauts To Install A Parking Space For SpaceX and Boeing At The ISS (popularmechanics.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  9. Someone should be fined for the act in this haiku on Google Fined For Breaking Russian Antitrust Rules With Android (seekingalpha.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  10. Habitats should be free from the act in this haiku on NASA Awards Companies $65 Million To Develop Habitats For Deep Space (techcrunch.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  11. Do obese people perform the act in this haiku? on Brains of Overweight People Look Ten Years Older Than Those of Lean Peers, Says Report (theguardian.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  12. Are millennials committing the act in this haiku? on Millennials Are Less Likely To Be Having Sex Than Young Adults 30 Years Ago, Says Survey (theguardian.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  13. Can the act in this haiku be posted in Tumblr? on Tumblr Is Launching Live Video This Week (theverge.com) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  14. Teach them the pain of the victim in this haiku on Researchers Teaching Robots To Feel and React To Pain (ieee.org) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  15. This program doesn't include the act in this haiku on PornHub's 'Bangfit' Program Uses Sexy Exercise To Build Muscle (mashable.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  16. This haiku is never wrong on Torvalds' Secret Sauce For Linux: Willing To Be Wrong (ieee.org) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  17. OTA updates should include this haiku on Within 6 Years, Most Vehicles Will Allow OTA Software Updates (computerworld.com) · · Score: -1, Interesting

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  18. This is almost as bad as the crime in this haiku on Android Banking Trojan Masquerades As Flash Player, Circumvents 2FA · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  19. This haiku raises a concern about deviant behavior on Incident Raises Concerns About a More Formal Spec For Bitcoin · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  20. I hope they did not perform the act in this haiku on Two Astronauts Return To Earth After Record 340 Days In ISS (technews.mobi) · · Score: -1

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  21. I discovered something and put it in a haiku on Researchers Discover Major Jurassic Fossil Site In Argentina (phys.org) · · Score: 0

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  22. No one has harsh words for this haiku on Former NASA Chief On US Space Policy: "No Vision, No Plan, No Budget" (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 0

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  23. Prevent HIV. Don't do as in this haiku. on Researchers Claim Success In Removing HIV From Living Cells (nature.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  24. It can't be as bad as the act in this haiku on The Story Behind the Worst Computer Game In History (bbc.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.

  25. This haiku tells of a disease worse than cancer on Scientists Ponder the Prospect of Contagious Cancer (cnbc.com) · · Score: 0

    His erect penis,
    Plugged inside a man's anus.
    He is a faggot.