PornHub's 'Bangfit' Program Uses Sexy Exercise To Build Muscle (mashable.com)
An anonymous reader quotes a report from Mashable: A new program created by PornHub called "BangFit" features 'sexercises' that allow players to build and tone muscle. Instead of forcing people to go the gym, Bangfit users simply practice sexual exercises, otherwise known as actual sex. Finally, you can gyrate and hump your way to the body of your dreams. BangFit users follow along with videos as they execute positions like the "squat and thrust" and "missionary press." Players can sync their phones to the workout in order to track their progress and measure the amount of calories burned. While the concept sounds simply gimmicky, BangFit says they designed the app using real science and professionals in the field. PornHub is also retailing an adjustable band that keeps your smartphone closer to to your body, making it easier for the gyroscope to track your movements (judge your performance?). Anytime you complete a level, PornHub congratulates you on your success with a phrase like, "You're the gymanastiest," which is simultaneously rewarding and disgusting. You can watch the retro NSFW introduction video here.
His erect penis,
Plugged inside a man's anus.
He is a faggot.
So glad that there is single player mode.
This would result in Slashdotters have one arm that looks like Popeye's, and a core that looks like Whimpy's.
Just another day in Paradise
This is one of the few stories where I expect a lot of people to throw all long-established /. tradition overboard and rush to RTFA.
Would you call this click bate?