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PornHub's 'Bangfit' Program Uses Sexy Exercise To Build Muscle (mashable.com)
An anonymous reader quotes a report from Mashable: A new program created by PornHub called "BangFit" features 'sexercises' that allow players to build and tone muscle. Instead of forcing people to go the gym, Bangfit users simply practice sexual exercises, otherwise known as actual sex. Finally, you can gyrate and hump your way to the body of your dreams. BangFit users follow along with videos as they execute positions like the "squat and thrust" and "missionary press." Players can sync their phones to the workout in order to track their progress and measure the amount of calories burned. While the concept sounds simply gimmicky, BangFit says they designed the app using real science and professionals in the field. PornHub is also retailing an adjustable band that keeps your smartphone closer to to your body, making it easier for the gyroscope to track your movements (judge your performance?). Anytime you complete a level, PornHub congratulates you on your success with a phrase like, "You're the gymanastiest," which is simultaneously rewarding and disgusting. You can watch the retro NSFW introduction video here.
His erect penis,
Plugged inside a man's anus.
He is a faggot.
So glad that there is single player mode.
Most Slashdot users already practice similar workout routines. It's widely believed on Slashdot that jerking off to porn is the best way to burn calories.
You can watch the retro NSFW introduction video here.
This is one article where I dare not open any of the links at work!
wins again.
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This is one of the few stories where I expect a lot of people to throw all long-established /. tradition overboard and rush to RTFA.
Designed using professionals in the field.... *snort*
I love Pornhub-folks' sense of humour: they often have hilarious and creative ad-campaigns and posters and whatnot and they seemingly fully condone of the various silly shenanigans the community decides to randomly whip up. I have no need for Pornhub's content myself, but I do like their attitude and I wish more companies were as creative and funny with their marketing -- at least Pornhub's stuff nearly always gets a hearty chuckle out of me, instead of making me go all frownyface and groaning out loud in annoyance like most advertising does!
EVER!
Seriously, guys, if you want to slashvertise, this is the way to do it.
Best Slashdot Co
Holy shit, I never thought I'd see the day Slashdot turned into just another advertising site for porn. I'd really like to know how much pornhub paid for this.
What does a exercise routine developed by a porn site have anything to do with tech. If the article show was about a clinical trial examining the claim of the creators or the tech used to develop this rather unusual exercise plan I would understand, only the method of delivery has any relation to tech which is hardly novel to anyone on slashdot. This article is just an attempt the get more people to examin their content.
Good luck with that.
Anyway, for sheer entertainment, I think having the Bulgarian weight-lifting team bang each other would be better.
You are welcome on my lawn.
I'd pay to see the Italian ladies diving team trying to synchronize their entry.
This is one of the few stories where I expect a lot of people to throw all long-established /. tradition overboard and rush to RTFA.
I clicked this submission just to see what the App-App-Appers guy will say. Maybe he's not awake yet.
This is one of the few stories where I expect a lot of people to throw all long-established /. tradition overboard and rush to RTFA.
Hell on this one Iv'e been RTFM since I was 12
Build a Man a Fire, and He'll Be Warm for a Day. Set a Man on Fire, and He'll Be Warm for the Rest of His Life.
It's simple. Just go to the website, and PROVIDE US WITH ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION, INCLUDING EMAIL ADDRESS, AND BEGIN EXERCISING.
It also shares your progress on social media. Somehow, I don't think this will catch on. Too many slashdotters will not want their moms to know that they are going to PornHub to "exercise".
"Hey, I'm trying to get myself into shape. In order to do that we need to have countless hours of sex." - Worst pickup line
Harrison's Postulate - "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism"
Bro, do you EVEN Bangfit?
That's my issue with it.
36 year old (I don't even know how old I am any longer) and still virgin, how is this useful news for me?
But ok then. Doubt I'll play their version of the single player game though, too much work.
This is one of the few stories where I expect a lot of people to throw all long-established /. tradition overboard and rush to RTFA.
What a wacky site.
The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
I clicked this submission just to see what the App-App-Appers guy will say. Maybe he's not awake yet.
He's busy at the moment
Apper Fapper Dingdong Slapper.
Fappin apps then a nice long nap.
The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
Would you call this click bate?
"Anyway, for sheer entertainment, I think having the Bulgarian weight-lifting team bang each other would be better."
Whatever trips your trigger, Ratzo. Who am I to judge someone else's kink?
( ;), for the humor impaired.)
And the spiral keeps turning, because more lard means less sex, and less sex more lard...
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Suggestions?
Nothing like two people craning their neck in front of a screen and one asking "you think you could even DO that?"
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
"You're the gymanastiest," which is simultaneously rewarding and disgusting.
Come on Mashup... you watch porn just like the rest of us...
And quite literally read the fucking article.
I mean, it's tech news, but not really news for nerds now is it?