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India Records Its Hottest Day Ever As Temperature Hits 51C (123.8F) (theguardian.com)

An anonymous reader writes: A city in northern India has shattered the national heat record, registering a searing 51C -- the highest since records began -- amid a nationwide heatwave. The new record was set in Phalodi, a city in the desert state of Rajasthan, and is the equivalent of 123.8F. It tops a previous record of 50.6C set in 1956."Yesterday (Thursday) was the hottest temperature ever recorded in the country... 51C in Phalodi," said BP Yadav, a director of India's meteorological department, on Friday.

217 comments

  1. Re:The Planet Has a Fever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes - a culling is the right and proper thing to do to save the planet.

  2. Humans give off a lot of heat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we kill 3/4 of the humans, problem solved.

    1. Re:Humans give off a lot of heat by CaptnCrud · · Score: 2

      The only way to make progress is to start with yourself....I think I learned that from a self-help book.

    2. Re: Humans give off a lot of heat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you.

  3. nuclear winter by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    nuclear winter will do that + cool us down for some time.

    1. Re:nuclear winter by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Now's the time for the H1B zombies to start showing us what f-ing Eisenstein's they are by reversing global warming; bets anyone?

    2. Re:nuclear winter by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Don't eat the green glowing snow.

  4. Refugees by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If this trend continues, and it looks like it will, we will see "environmental refugees" increase. It will become more difficult to support life in certain parts of this planet, places that have had human civilization for quite a long time.

    Sure, technology could alleviate many of the problems of living in a place with extreme heat, but that requires money and political will.

    We have already seen the warnings about areas of the Middle East becoming uninhabitable later this century.
    Where will these people go?
    Who will support them?
    How will governments deal with the crisis?

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    1. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What will they do? They will get on rickety boats and head for Greece. Same as the refugees from Syria.

    2. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where will these people go?

      Wherever they go. Except my lawn. No trespassing. *cocks shotgun*

      Who will support them?

      They will take care of themselves. Or die trying. *cocks shotgun*

      How will governments deal with the crisis?

      Taxation and theft. Unless. *cocks shotgun*

    3. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The #1 thing is reduce our human population.. or the earth will do it for us.

    4. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's .5 degrees hotter than a day almost 70 years ago. In a desert. Who gives a fuck.

    5. Re: Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I suggest you fix your refugee problem. Dip your ammo in pig blood, then use it to shoot holes in the boats. Problem solved.

    6. Re:Refugees by Falos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's already a TLDR for this.

      "I've got mine screw you"

    7. Re:Refugees by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

      Where will these people go?

      Wherever they go. Except my lawn. No trespassing. *cocks shotgun*

      Who will support them?

      They will take care of themselves. Or die trying. *cocks shotgun*

      How will governments deal with the crisis?

      Taxation and theft. Unless. *cocks shotgun*

      Did you invent a 3-barrelled shotgun or do you normally carry around 3 shotguns?

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    8. Re:Refugees by cbeaudry · · Score: 3, Informative

      Seriously?

      The previous record was from 60 years ago and the difference was 0.4 celcius.

      Alarmist much.

    9. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the trend is sure to continue because we're coming out of an ice age. the stability of the global climate in the last 200 years or so is an exception, not the rule. No point in fear mongering about refugees though, what we have to do is figure out a way for people to cope with climate change in both directions.

    10. Re:Refugees by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Plenty of room in Siberia.

    11. Re:Refugees by bored_lurker · · Score: 1

      North? I don't mean to be flippant about this but if you look at the history of mankind people have migrated due to physical needs from time long before recorded history. As the equator heats so do the northern regions, and that make those northern areas more habitable. You could say that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Problems at one part of the planet mean positive changes in another part. I know this may not be a popular idea but change is not always a net negative sum loss.

      There are plenty of negative results due to a warming planet. Ice caps may melt changing the ocean levels and salinity, animals in areas may lose habitat. But it also means that crops can grow further north and those areas become more habitable. Of course migration does become a political issue but it seems to me that the migration issues that are extent today, caused by geopolitical reasons, are substantially worse than moving due to temperature change.

      My point in all of this is that if you make a solvable issue sound insurmountable because you want to make a political point you weaken you position. Once they see you exaggerate in one area they assume you exaggerate (or make stuff up) in all areas because of your agenda. Be honest about the positive effects along with the negative and you won't have so many deniers.

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    12. Re:Refugees by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      He just doesn't understand how a shotgun works and has 2 shells laying on the ground very typical of the far right "dey comin' fer mah yobs!" type

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    13. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you invent a 3-barrelled shotgun or do you normally carry around 3 shotguns?

      We call it the Triple Crown. Maybe you'd like to buy one? *cocks card reader*

    14. Re:Refugees by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Hey now, that could be two shotguns. One side by side sawed off duck gun and one lever action shotgun.

      Also http://chiappafirearms.com/pro...

    15. Re:Refugees by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually the Syria situation was initiated by an unprecedented multi-year drought. This depopulated hundreds of rural villages, which destabilized the regime. The Assads have been ruthlessly crushing Islamist uprisings for generations, but this time the cities were flooded with hungry, angry, unemployed young men. The spark for ISIS was always there, but climate refugees gave it the fuel it needed to become unquenchable.

      Now India is an entirely different case. It's a democracy, which is more stable than a hereditary dictatorship. It has a much larger, more robust, more diversified economy than Syria. All around it's a far more competently run society, despite the challenges it faces like endemic poverty. But it's also 50x larger in population. A much smaller relative disturbance in India can translate into a huge problem on an absolute scale. It's long-running dispute with Pakistan, and the fact that both are nuclear armed regional powers, adds quite a range of unpleasant outcomes to even a modest destabilization of India.

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    16. Re:Refugees by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      My point in all of this is that if you make a solvable issue sound insurmountable because you want to make a political point you weaken you position. Once they see you exaggerate in one area they assume you exaggerate (or make stuff up) in all areas because of your agenda. Be honest about the positive effects along with the negative and you won't have so many deniers.

      Perhaps you could use some critical thinking skills when reading my post.
      The scientific consensus about climate is that there will be places on the Earth that have traditionally supported human habitation that will be adversely impacted in the future. We are already seeing this happen.

      The places that will be impacted, in all likelihood, will have population movements(migrations) away from them, to, somewhere else that has a climate that more easily supports human life.

      As I pointed out, technology could be used to alleviate the problems of extreme heat, however the financial and political force to do that doesn't exist in most of the places that will be impacted like areas of the Middle East and South Asia.

      I never said these problems are insurmountable, you did, and you filtered my post through your politicized lens, which isn't surprising in todays hyper-partisan political climate.

      I was merely asking the simple questions about how will we deal with this.
      I think it is a good thing to be cognizant of possible outcomes and to prepare for them.

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    17. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can just see Mr. Putin ushering you in with a big smile on his face...

    18. Re:Refugees by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      It will become more difficult to support life in certain parts of this planet, places that have had human civilization for quite a long time.

      There is much more land on earth that is uninhabited because it is too cold than too hot. For every hectare that we lose in Rajasthan or Niger, we will gain many more in Siberia, Nanavut, and Greenland.

    19. Re:Refugees by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      A slight increase means a slight increase on average, so max and min will increase slightly, too.

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    20. Re:Refugees by Layzej · · Score: 1

      Global temperatures have been gradually falling for the last 8000 years or so... until about 100 years ago when they started to shoot straight up: http://phosphorus.github.io/ap...

      It's hard to imagine that the global climate could be considered 'stable' over the last 200 years when compared to the last 8000.

    21. Re:Refugees by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      If the government there were more Republican, the society would be wealthier and closer to American, and more could afford air conditioning.

      In India, a government job is the way not to security, but wealth, via demanding kickbacks. That is why it is such a struggle to get the economy growing.

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    22. Re:Refugees by Layzej · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of negative results due to a warming planet. Ice caps may melt changing the ocean levels and salinity, animals in areas may lose habitat. But it also means that crops can grow further north and those areas become more habitable. Of course migration does become a political issue but it seems to me that the migration issues that are extent today, caused by geopolitical reasons, are substantially worse than moving due to temperature change.

      They may not be unrelated: Water, Drought, Climate Change, and Conflict in Syria

    23. Re:Refugees by ClickOnThis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And that brings us to the inevitable large-scale consequence of climate change: war.

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    24. Re:Refugees by NoSalt · · Score: 1

      Seriously?

      The previous record was from 60 years ago and the difference was 0.4 celcius.

      Alarmist much.

      0.4 degrees Celcius = 32.72 degrees Farenheight. I would say that is a pretty big change.

    25. Re:Refugees by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      Until the permafrost melts and releases several gigatons of methane into the atmosphere all at once...

    26. Re:Refugees by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      There's already a TLDR for this.

      "I've got mine screw you"

      Well, honestly...why should I give a fuck about them?

      It's not my problem that they as a civilization picked a hard place to live even under the best of conditions. That's nature....some folks/species get fucked as time moves on.

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    27. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that there is less land the further north and south you go so the land will sustain fewer and fewer people as it heats up. This short sighted view is very prevalent unfortunately. Also keep in mind the frozen tundra contains a great amount of methane, very little good comes from accelerating in this direction like we are. The Earth will naturally warm up but that doesn't mean we should be slamming the pedal to the metal.

    28. Re:Refugees by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I think some people are actually looking forward to the chaos.

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    29. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck off faggot

    30. Re:Refugees by karmawhore · · Score: 2

      Seriously?

      The previous record was from 60 years ago and the difference was 0.4 celcius.

      Alarmist much.

      0.4 degrees Celcius = 32.72 degrees Farenheight. I would say that is a pretty big change.

      Oh my god.

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    31. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not true. You should look at a globe some time, rather than rectangular world maps that exaggerate the size of land masses toward the poles. Africa is massively huge! The far north is also not very fertile - most of it was scoured down to the bedrock by glaciers during the ice age, and there just haven't been enough living things there for long enough to produce much soil. Pine trees can grow in gravel, most food crops don't.

    32. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> How will governments deal with the crisis?

      By embezzling huge amounts of taxpayer money then slapping themselves on the back announcing to the world they're solving problems

    33. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotta sleep sometime homeboy. Fed people sleep a lot more than hungry ones. Don't expect guns to protect you 100%, for there will always be a time when your guard is down.

    34. Re:Refugees by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      Pakistan has nuclear bombs and more unstable than India. The scary scenario is that some terrorist group aided and abetted by Pak government will steal the weapons. Pak army has tenuous control over the terrorists it uses for cross border attacks against India.

      But if some group steals a nuclear weapon, sure as hell they won't use it against India. India is a soft target for simple crude bombs and AK47. Once you got a nuclear bomb, you go after mother of all your enemies. Israel or America.

      I sincerely hope CIA and US govt has good contingency plans to disarm nuclear weapons if it leaves the perimeter of Pak controlled bases. Even Pak army should be shit scared of its weapons.

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    35. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What absolute rot!

      50.6 C is 123.08 F. And 51 C is 123.80 F. So the difference is 0.72 F, not 32.72 F.

    36. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Oh My God" is really all you can say about the amount of math fail in that statement.

    37. Re:Refugees by qubezz · · Score: 1

      The previous record was from 60 years ago and the difference was 0.4 celcius.
      Shattered!

    38. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >not my problem
      This makes pretty good sense as long as it's before the ivory tower is being burnt down. It sounds sorta weird during and after.

      But during and after you're more likely to hear a different kind of protesting and outcry, probably about calling the cops or something. Which is ironically greeted with the likes of "well that's reality" or "IDGAF".

      I frown sadly no matter who's saying it. Sure, I'm living it up in one of the better musical chairs of the paycheck club, but I try to stop at "I've got mine"

    39. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pakistan has nuclear bombs and more unstable than India. The scary scenario is that some terrorist group aided and abetted by Pak government will steal the weapons. Pak army has tenuous control over the terrorists it uses for cross border attacks against India.

      But if some group steals a nuclear weapon, sure as hell they won't use it against India. India is a soft target for simple crude bombs and AK47. Once you got a nuclear bomb, you go after mother of all your enemies. Israel or America.

      I sincerely hope CIA and US govt has good contingency plans to disarm nuclear weapons if it leaves the perimeter of Pak controlled bases. Even Pak army should be shit scared of its weapons.

      Further on that, if you think America invaded Afghanistan to get Bin Laden or to fight Al Qaida because of attacks like 9/11 you'd be wrong. The fact that nuclear armed Pakistan was using the Taliban and Al Qaida as semi-official arms of their ISI(CIA equivalent) was why top American officials pushed to hit Afghanistan. Bush's cowboy you are either with us or against us speech wasn't as politically blunt and bare faced as most make out. Combined with the Afghan war it went without saying(but be sure back channels stated it clearly) that the with or against was specifically towards Musharaf in Pakistan. It's entirely unsurprising when Bin Laden was finally caught he was a few short miles from the Office training academy Musharaf and all top generals go through.

    40. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ah, I finally understand why the military-industrial complex has been denying climate change for so long now...

    41. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So humanity may survive (maybe) and people may move to a cooler areas
      after all droughts and climate disasters happened in the past, like the period when the Aztec civilization was crumbling which did help he Spaniards to take over, or the severe weather changes that ended the Khmer civilization, there is even a hypothesis that links the end of the western Roman empire to a severe weather change...and life goes on

      Meanwhile until things became stable again, western civilization may became a thing of the past some other will take over, millions will die and suffer because the unprecedented amount of population in the planet and a serious ecological disaster will unfold due to the also unprecedented speed of the changes in the climate
      Who knows, the ecological disaster may result to hard for even us to survive, but if things are not too bad and we keep going when things became more stable, yea somebody will take over
      What a lot of fun, don't you think?

    42. Re:Refugees by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      he's dyslexic...

    43. Re:Refugees by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      You should look at a globe some time, rather than rectangular world maps that exaggerate the size of land masses toward the poles.

      Maybe you should look at a globe. Notice how the tropics are mostly OCEAN, and the northern latitudes are mostly LAND?

    44. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *both hands raised*

      Don't shoot! I just wanted to subscribe to your newsletter!

    45. Re:Refugees by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      more in Siberia, Nanavut, and Greenland.
      No, we won't. The fact that it might be warmer there in summer does not change anything significantly in winter, e.g. polar night ...

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    46. Re:Refugees by pmotuja · · Score: 1

      Seriously?

      The previous record was from 60 years ago and the difference was 0.4 celcius.

      Alarmist much.

      I think they are still talking about 'dynamics' of the human species on the planet earth at the present time. So no...

    47. Re:Refugees by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The #1 thing is reduce our human population.. or the earth will do it for us.

      There's a lot of truth in that statement.

    48. Re:Refugees by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      It's interesting how the US economy usually does better under Democratic administrations than it does under Republican administrations.

    49. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a delta, you idiot. Go back to reddit.

    50. Re:Refugees by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2

      Ah, I finally understand why the military-industrial complex has been denying climate change for so long now...

      Uh, what? To be sure, there are some industries with a vested interest in denying climate change (Exxon and Koch are an example) but the military? Not so much:

      http://www.washingtontimes.com...
      http://www.defense.gov/News-Ar...
      http://www.forbes.com/sites/ja...

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    51. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As in 0C=32F and .4C=32.72F not an increase of 32.72F

    52. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It's like 1 degree Fahrenheit.

    53. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree; Pakistan is a kind of pseudo-medieval state where various state organs function as independent power centers. But if Pakistan has a greater tendency toward instability, that makes anything that destabilizes India an even bigger concern.

    54. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, that's your poor awareness of distortions in perception. Africa is HUGE - all of China, USA, most of South America, and Russia fit inside it. Most of Africa is also directly dependent on equatorial weather patterns, meaning damage to those damages HUGE swaths of land regardless of the spatter of islands you're choosing to devote excessive attention to in an effort to defend your ignorance.

    55. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      War is certainly one way to change the climate.

      Does nuclear winter offset global warming?

    56. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will become your problem, when two billion Asian and African refugees are looking for a new place to live.

      How many shells have you got in your shotgun, exactly?

      Oh, and they've got weapons too. Including nukes.

      Still not your problem?

    57. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the government there were more Republican, the society would be wealthier and closer to American, and more could afford air conditioning.

      This is downright moronic... The last thing you want to do is put a billion plus population in an air conditioned environment.... That's a sureshot way to go past the tipping point of global warming.

    58. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh-yeah, fuck Florida.

    59. Re:Refugees by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Because we all share the same planet, and large localised problems can quickly become global. Is this really too difficult for you to grasp?

    60. Re:Refugees by dave420 · · Score: 1

      For every hectare of farmable land we lose we gain more in places that can't be farmed due to terrible soil quality, no farming infrastructure, and pests.

      Don't assume all land is even remotely similar.

    61. Re:Refugees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These people in this country face starvation, death, extreme poverty. You seriously think they are going to become refugeees because the temp hits 0.4C higher than 60 years ago? What has always amazed me is people who live in -40C for months at a time in the winter. People die from this weather constantly. It has been shown by Lancet for instance by looking at 74 million people's deaths that 20 times as many deaths happened in cold times. Living in the cold is incredibly dangerous and hard. Nothing grows. Life is rare. You might not have noticed that in the US the fastest growing cities are in the southwest where temperatures exceed 40C for weeks at a time. People love the heat. It is also possible to easily mitigate the heat. A few fans, some ice cubes, going to an air conditioned facility, hydrating. You can reduce the death rate by 99,9% by these simple measures. The IPCC and apparently the moronic liberals who read these articles are not aware that simple extremely cheap measures can make all these consequences disasppear and that people actually prefer warmer temperatures. In fact, all life prefers warmer temperatures. More energy = more life as has been proven by every study and by the satellites who have recorded 20+% growth in biotic carbon based life on the Earth even in such remote locations as Antarctica. I wonder are all you global warming crazies literally srupid? Like you live in such a ridiculously protected life that you can't imagine having to adjust to anything in your life? Guess what, life throws you constant change. 123 degree days is not going to be the worst thing that people in India face or you will face in your life. You're idiots.

  5. Today's weather report: by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know it's a bad sign when the weather report for the day is "sous-vide".

  6. Let's get this right..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually...as reported in the link....the temperature is 120oF. 51C is only 2 digits of significance.....If its 51.0, then your get 124oF. Same thing with body temperature....it was only ever recorded as 37oC, so average body temp is 99oF, not 98.6. This is Slashdot after all.

  7. who doesn't like hyperbole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Um, "shattered"? Really? By my calculations, the old record was 123.08 degrees Fahrenheit. The new record , as the OP stated, is 123.8 degrees Fahrenheit. I know this type of record often deals with miniscule differences in measurement, but "shattered" still seems a bit much.

    1. Re:who doesn't like hyperbole? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. 75C would be shattering the record.
      But still far too cold for a decent sauna.

    2. Re:who doesn't like hyperbole? by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Surely that's an increase by a factor of 10?!

    3. Re:who doesn't like hyperbole? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The old record was getting a bit brittle after 60 years. Indeed brittle enough to shatter.

    4. Re:who doesn't like hyperbole? by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1

      They don't even account for improvements in measuring devices.

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    5. Re:who doesn't like hyperbole? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The improvements in measuring devices are not that significant. There has been an improvement in the number of significant digits you can measure but very accurate thermometers have been available for over 200 years.

    6. Re:who doesn't like hyperbole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about you two actually go spend some time in this place when it hits even 48C.
      And then yap about all that shatters as you exhibit various shades of red and dead.
      Rajasthan is a desert so more like dry oven than a wet sauna.

  8. Re:It is hot in here by Opportunist · · Score: 0

    Funny, to me he said his name was Bob. From Kansas.

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  9. Re: The Planet Has a Fever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only cure is more cowbell...

  10. Nothing to see here by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    The rising sea levels will soon put a soothing cool around their ankles, nothing to worry about.

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  11. Re:It is hot in here by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

    Brad. I've encountered a rash of accented phone support guys named Brad.

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  12. Re:Yet the deniers will be out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now when did you quit beating your wife?

  13. Wait 'til temps are 150 F by Streetlight · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm waiting for temperatures in some places in Texas and Arizona to reach 150 deg F and some climate change deniers change their tune.

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    1. Re:Wait 'til temps are 150 F by The-Ixian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Facts will never get in the way of ideology...

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    2. Re:Wait 'til temps are 150 F by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If that does come to pass, then I think any of the deniers who are still alive and live there will be sufficiently wealthy to move to a more agreeable climate. They will have the same concern for other residents of those states in that future as they do in the present; none whatsoever.

    3. Re:Wait 'til temps are 150 F by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I'm a Climate Change "Denier". But what I'm denying is that taxes and more government is going to solve anything. Which is ultimately what any "solution" is all about.

    4. Re:Wait 'til temps are 150 F by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Ever notice how high temps are "proof of AGW", but low temps are "just weather"?

      Well, hate to tell you this, but one day's high temps are "just weather" too.

      Is AGW happening? Probably. Is THIS proof? Nope, it's just weather. Local weather, at that....

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    5. Re:Wait 'til temps are 150 F by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Ever notice how high temps are "proof of AGW", but low temps are "just weather"?

      Well, hate to tell you this, but one day's high temps are "just weather" too.

      Is AGW happening? Probably. Is THIS proof? Nope, it's just weather. Local weather, at that....

      That's why it's preferred to call it climate change.

      Because "global warming" implies that extreme cold is impossible, when in fact, AGW actually means you not only get extreme heat, but extreme cold (polar vortex? That's balmy).

      Basically weather gets more extreme - summers get hotter, summers get extremely cold, winters get summer hot, winters get arctic cold, etc.

    6. Re:Wait 'til temps are 150 F by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 0

      The solution is to decrease energy consumption and a move away from fossil fuels.

      Taxes can be a method, we can start by ending the fossil fuel subsidies and apply them to renewable energy instead.

      But the most important thing we can all do is to conserve as much energy as we can, on all levels from private individuals to big industry. Unfortunately, it seems like the carrot doesn't work, so we'll have to use the stick, by increasing taxes on fossil fuels and reducing them on renewables.

      There have been some rumblings here about radically changing our world-infamous super-high car tax (up to 150%), which are currently based on the base price of the vehicle, and replacing it with a tax that's based directly on the emissions, weight and safety of the car. So a very safe and clean car would be taxed very little, but a huge gas guzzler would be taxed heavily. It would be a real boon for electric cars and hybrids, which are currently very expensive due to the current outdated system.

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    7. Re:Wait 'til temps are 150 F by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      It's called "climate change" because the climate is becoming more extreme, not just warmer.

      For instance, it could cause the Gulf Stream and the North Atlantic Drift to shut down and stop carrying warm water to Northern Europe, which would cause our local climate to change, bringing it much close to what it should be at our latitude, without those warm currents. Loot at a map how northerly Scandinavia is compared to northern US (even Alaska) and Canada, and then compare our climates.

      Should the currents stop, Scandinavia will become a frozen wasteland.

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    8. Re:Wait 'til temps are 150 F by Kevin+by+the+Beach · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with High temps or Low temps... it's just data... math applied to data appears to scare people... (and we aren't doing statistics here)

      When math is used to compute an average, and we look at that average over time, and the average over time increases every year....

      I don't know what else to call it. I can't help it if our measurement units, number of collection locations, frequency of collection, and distribution of results is too fast for people to spin a counter story. I believe the undeniable solution would be to start a pari mutuel betting pool, and have people automatically bet a portion of their wages each week on the predicted change in temperature "races" the nature of this wagering is that the "favorite to win" will approach a 1:1 odds, and long shot picks will pay more, but the consensus is that it's unlikely to happen.

      If it was your bet (and you have historic data to help you decide) would you bet that the next global "average" temperature recorded for a month would decrease / stay the same / increase? (laughing to myself because risk managers at major insurance companies already play this game)

      Nice and Sunny here by the Beach

    9. Re:Wait 'til temps are 150 F by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's preferred to call it climate change because they already went through the hysterical calls of "global cooling, ice age coming!!!" and "global warming, floods coming!!!" within 2 decades of each other. They're being as general as they can since there's already two strikes against them.

    10. Re:Wait 'til temps are 150 F by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      In general I wouldn't bet on such a short period as a month. But I'd happily bet a substantial amount ($10,000) that the next 10 years will be on average warmer than the last 10 years.

    11. Re:Wait 'til temps are 150 F by Kevin+by+the+Beach · · Score: 1

      Exactly, this is the first step to group consensus. You can have your opinion and go for the long shot, but the odds aren't in your favor. Most people will gravitate towards the favorite (and safest bet).

      There could be several "races" that can be wagered upon, maybe a 10 year wager would have to be staged as a parlay. A series of bets that roll the winnings from each bet into the next wager for the following year. (It's hard to hold a bet for 10 years, but I guess it's possible to record the liability and carry the funds year over year) The problem you would encounter is your odds are subject to change until post time and the wagering pool may not be that large, which would influence your return on that wager.

    12. Re:Wait 'til temps are 150 F by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Betting on a month, a year or even 2 or 3 years is betting on the weather, not the climate. Even 10 years is kind of short for betting on the climate but it's a bet I would have won every decade since the 1970s and there are plenty of scientific reasons to think that trend will continue. The only think likely to stop it is a really huge volcanic eruption.

    13. Re:Wait 'til temps are 150 F by Kevin+by+the+Beach · · Score: 1

      Yes, but when is the accumulated weather data applied to the new normal and the climate models updated?

      Most people miss the point that there are changes other than the global mean temperature that are being observed for change. (here's a couple off the top of my head)

      1. The north pole has moved because the weight of ice accumulated at the poles has changed. The pole has always been mobile, but the wobble has become more pronounced (just ask a figure skater what happens to their spin when they move their arms to different positions) A solid on a fixed surface has a different effect than a fluid that can shift with rotation.

      2. The dissolved O2 and CO2 levels are changing in the oceans, along with the increase in ocean temperatures.

      3. The amount (square miles) of thickness (getting thinner) of floating sea ice is decreasing. Watch the race between countries to claim the navigable sea lanes that are emerging.

      4. Glaciers are disappearing (see point 1) not only are some land masses rising as the weight is lifted, but that water has gone somewhere (see point 5)

      5. Ocean levels have risen. We live on a planet that is covered nearly 75% by water. To increase the MSL isn't just a drop in the bucket, that requires a huge amount of liquid (even factoring in the expansion occurring because the water is warmer)

      I agree that a natural disaster on the order of magnitude associated with a historic Volcanic eruption can change global weather patterns, but If I remember correctly the planet bounced back to normals within 20 years the last time that happened. Unfortunately we would be burning anything that is combustable to stay warm and clearing significant vegetation to grow food, which will make matters worse... Stupid Humans

      Rainy and Thunderstorms by the Beach (about 15" above sea level)

  14. Re:Yet the deniers will be out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Epic statistics fail. It shouldn't take a denier to call out this kind of bullshit.

  15. Re:Yet the deniers will be out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When she was born.

  16. Re:Indians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its like cooking shit maaan. shitty steam of shitty shit

  17. Weather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just weather.

  18. Re:Yet the deniers will be out by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

    You mean the fact that a temp within the margin of error of standard liquid in glass thermometers when perfectly calibrated and positioned is not in fact any sort of record shattering event as described by the article?

  19. Good news! by some+old+guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now the PHB's won't have to even bother with H1B paperwork...the new hires can just claim climate-change refugee status.

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    1. Re:Good news! by swb · · Score: 1

      You jest (I think), but you just know there are cynical politicians willing to take payoffs from cheap-labor demanding businesses while claiming we need to accept all these climate change refugees because it's the humane thing to do.

  20. Re:Yet the deniers will be out by avandesande · · Score: 1

    While I don't deny anything, the fact that somewhere on earth a 60 year old record was broken by a fraction of a degree doesn't mean much.....

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  21. Should stop using AMD Athlons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are known to run very hot and I'm sure 1,276,267,000 of them are having an effect on the climate. /In fact I once knocked a bottle of water near my computer and it evaporated before it reached the electronics. //I also used my athlon with a desk fan pointed towards wet clothes to quickly dry them in the summer.

    1. Re:Should stop using AMD Athlons by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      You think they run hot, try using an original Pentium 1. You could toast bread by laying it on top of the PC case.

    2. Re:Should stop using AMD Athlons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh?
      Are we talking about the same Athlons, the ones that competed with monstrosities like Prescott?
      Are we talking about the same Pentiums, the ones with ceramic package and small heatsinks, sometimes passively cooled?

  22. Only 123F?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heck, we hit 132F in the Phoenix area back sometime around 1985 or so (not the officially recorded temp but measured at my house). I'm honestly kinda surprised India hasn't hit higher than 51C before now in all honesty.

  23. When did records begin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFA does not say when records began. Recorded weather history in all cases is relatively short, and such should not be used as an indicator of any kind of trend.

    "Highest in recorded history" is a nice, sensational headline, but is misleading at best and sociologically reckless at worst.

  24. The man in the mirror by PackMan97 · · Score: 2

    I’m starting with the man in the mirror // I’m asking him to change his ways // And no message could have been any clearer // If you wanna make the world a better place // (If you wanna make the world a better place) // Take a look at yourself, and then make a change // (Take a look at yourself, and then make a change)

    1. Re:The man in the mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Personal change is of course an important place to start, butwhat we seem to have forgotten since the civil rights movements of the 60's and 70's is that systematic change at the level which is needed to address the causes and effects of climate change can only come about through an organized movement.

      The Bill Moyers interview linked below discusses the difference between consumer focused change where we can "go green" by changing our own habits and citizen focused change which involves exercising our collective political power to effect change at the policy level.

      http://billmoyers.com/2013/01/04/citizens-not-consumers-are-key-to-solving-climate-crisis/

      Excerpt:

      Each of us has two different roles we play in society, almost like two muscles: a consumer muscle and a citizen muscle. Our consumer muscle is spoken to and validated constantly. We’re called upon to use it every day and, as a result, we’re really good at it. It’s overdeveloped so much that being a consumer is our primary role in society so much that the words “consumer” and “person” are used interchangeably. At the same time, our citizen muscle has atrophied. So when we’re faced with problems as gigantic as disruption of the global climate, we stick with the familiar consumer muscle. We buy green products, switch our lightbulbs, reject bottled water, carry a reusable bag to the store. Now, don’t get me wrong – those are all very good things to do. But those are not about making transformative change like we need right now. To do this, we need to step out of our consumer role and into our citizen role and work together, through our democratic structures, to achieve big bold change. Perfecting our day to day eco-choices can be a step in the right direction, or it can be a distraction if we’re deluded into thinking that we’ve done our part since we shopped at Whole Foods. That’s why the subtitle of our last movie is “Why citizens, not shoppers, hold the key to a better world.” We need to start exercising our citizen muscles again.

    2. Re:The man in the mirror by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Each of us has two different roles we play in society, almost like two muscles: a consumer muscle and a citizen muscle. Our consumer muscle is spoken to and validated constantly. Weâ(TM)re called upon to use it every day and, as a result, weâ(TM)re really good at it. Itâ(TM)s overdeveloped so much that being a consumer is our primary role in society so much that the words âoeconsumerâ and âoepersonâ are used interchangeably. At the same time, our citizen muscle has atrophied. So when weâ(TM)re faced with problems as gigantic as disruption of the global climate, we stick with the familiar consumer muscle.

      Then there are some of us...and I have to guess NOT an insignificant number, that just plain don't give a fuck.

      I know my lifetime is short on this planet, so I'm here to have as much fun, have as good a life with as little inconvenience and down or bad time as I can while I'm here.....

      Anything with the global warming consequences, or other nature disasters will come LONG after I'm cold and dead i the ground, and no one will in that time even know my name to curse it....so, really what do I care and why should I put myself out or deny myself the pleasures of this modern world since I'm here such a short time?

      I have no problem with those that do, but I personally can't see the upside in it for me....

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    3. Re:The man in the mirror by presidenteloco · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well we still have to figure out an effective strategy to deal with the sociopathic douchebags.

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    4. Re:The man in the mirror by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      They all go on the B-Ark.

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    5. Re:The man in the mirror by slew · · Score: 1

      One might wonder how ultimately successful the civil rights movement would have been if the black panthers took the lead (vs the Martin Luther King Jr.'s non-violent civil disobedience approach). Although I think both elements are important, I doubt "militant movements" can generally succeed alone at organizing a movement on the scale necessary to move the needle w/o totally overthrowing the status quo (basically a coup d'etat) because they generally lack a way generate a big enough tent for people to join...

      About the only "green" leader in the US that has emerged in recent memory that might have been able to move the needle was probably Al Gore, but in the end, even he was only the "establishment" side (e.g., the LBJ side of the LBJ-MLK formula). There was apparently no MLK equivalent on the green side. Contrast that with more recently Obama coordinating with Moveon.org (George Soros, and company) on Iraq-war policy.

      I would argue the LBJ-MLK (insider/outsider) model is the real political model that folks that desire action on global climate change policy should look for. Unfortunately, I don't see the pieces of such a model and that probably explains the apparent lack of traction that has been observed...

    6. Re:The man in the mirror by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Well we still have to figure out an effective strategy to deal with the sociopathic douchebags.

      Well, you can call me names...but really, give me a compelling reason to change my mind.

      How would changing my opinion stated above, benefit me more...?

      Again, I'm on the earth for a very short time, why should I give up and not live life to the fullest of may capability?

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    7. Re:The man in the mirror by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think that's the point of calling you sociopathic. You shouldn't need a reason, because the empathy present in most humans would be enough.

      I can't give you a personal reason, but I can give you one that applies to people as a collective: I live the full live I have now because of the sacrifices made by the generations that came before. People who put off their own happiness to improve the world in some way. It's a form of paying it forward, and I have a huge debt. I'll never be able compensate those countless generations who got the world to where it is now, but I can do my part to improve upon their work.

    8. Re:The man in the mirror by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Anything with the global warming consequences, or other nature disasters will come LONG after I'm cold and dead i the ground, and no one will in that time even know my name to curse it....so, really what do I care and why should I put myself out or deny myself the pleasures of this modern world since I'm here such a short time?

      Unless you plan to die in the next few years I wouldn't count on that. The consequences are already happening and will only continue to get worse as time goes on. It may be that your remaining lifetime is short enough that you won't be much affected by the consequences but if you expect to live more than 10 or 20 more years I doubt it.

    9. Re:The man in the mirror by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      How would changing my opinion stated above, benefit me more...?
      If you where a Hindu or Buddhist, you knew.

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    10. Re:The man in the mirror by nyet · · Score: 1

      If you had any brains you'd realize that functioning sociopaths know how to hide their sociopath tendencies and pretend to care when it benefits them.

    11. Re:The man in the mirror by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Because you inherited your place in the world from previous generations, and you are insisting on denying future generations the same security and comfort you demand for yourself. You are a selfish hypocrite. But we knew that already.

  25. I don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if they all die.

  26. Re: The Planet Has a Fever by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 2

    I disagree on the terrorism part when looked at over a longer period of time. It's only currently that a lot of terrorist are muslims, most likely due to the wars we're fighting in the middle east.

    But what the hell's up with the greenhouse gas argument? Do you get gassy from schawarma or something?

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  27. Re:Yet the deniers will be out by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 2, Informative

    Look at how many temperature records have been broken over the last 20-25 years.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/5IbCK...

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  28. Re:Yet the deniers will be out by avandesande · · Score: 1

    Like I said, I don't deny anything but statistically meaningless. I don't have the chops to statistically calculate the number of records you would expect to be broken for the thousands of temperature measurements but someone does.....

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  29. death valley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its got nothing on Death Valley, CA

  30. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what? I live in VA and the high's in the summer are around 120 with a "feels like" temp of around 130+. Maybe this year I'll actually record the high temps. since everywhere seems to have different temp. readings. Maybe they average out the entire day or something?

    1. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weather Underground advertises these weather stations for making observations. Probably not the most cost-effective, especially for what I'd expect somebody who comes here to be able to cobble together, but if you want something turn-key, there you go.

  31. Re:Yet the deniers will be out by OhPlz · · Score: 2

    Weather isn't climate when it doesn't fit the narrative. Weather is climate when it does. Cue the armchair scientists.

    Meanwhile, I don't think anyone really gives a crap if it's man made climate change or not. We need to treat the planet better either way.

  32. So I guess weather is climate now? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Will remember that next winter when people are talking about global warming.

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    1. Re:So I guess weather is climate now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how stories that fit a specific agenda make the headlines. I would have thought the May 14 snowfall in Toronto this year would have also been mentioned:
      https://www.thestar.com/news/starweather/2016/05/it-s-spring-but-there-s-snow-on-the-way-this-weekend.html

      Oh that's right - it's climate change now, not global warming - so the fact we're freezing our nuts off is further proof of the falsifiable.
      Odd how the remedy for Global Cooling in the 70s, Global Warming, and Climate Change is always the same - more regulation and taxes. I wonder why that is?

    2. Re:So I guess weather is climate now? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Will remember that next winter when people are talking about global warming.

      There are plenty of idiots on both sides of the issue who want to make a big deal about singular events but since climate is a statistical analysis of average weather and the variability of weather the only real measure of global warming is in the long term statistics. And they say the Earth is warming despite the occasional record cold (or heat for that matter).

  33. Re:It is hot in here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly no one here watches Foamy Squirrel and Tech Support cartoons.. Oh well.. Back to being Elon Musk c*ck suckers.

  34. Kinda surprised their record high is only 51C by Solandri · · Score: 1

    Would've figured it was higher due to being closer to the equator. The high for a U.S. city (i.e. not Death Valley) is 128 F (53 C). Several cities matched or exceeded 121 F during that heat wave. Yeah, India tends to have more humidity than Arizona, but a quick check of the weather in Phalodi says today's humidity is 11%, indicating it's also a desert-like environment.

  35. Earth Record: 58 (136F) by crow · · Score: 1

    Google tells me that the highest recorded temperature on Earth is 58C, recorded in the Libyan desert in 1922, but that was later disqualified, leaving the record at 56.7 (134F) in Death Vally in 1913.

  36. Re:I love the hypocrisy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of America had one of the coldest winters on record for the winter of 2013-14. A whole season. Low temperature records were dropping left-and-right all across the continent. Temps in Wisconsin went below -30 more than 30 days.

    Citation needed. Lets take Wausau - well away from the moderating effects of teh lakes, yet still pretty northernly. Looks like there's only one day where the temperature hit -30 in 2013. There's not one day in 2014 that even hits -30F

    What location are you thinking about that had more than 30 days with lows below -30?

  37. But you don't love the facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The problem is climate change. Both extreme cold and extreme heat are consistent with this change.

  38. Hide the decline by mi · · Score: 0

    Look at how many temperature records have been broken over the last 20-25 years.

    And all of this "record-breaking" is still under 1 degree Celsius — or well within the margin of error of most thermometers (especially those of the 19th century). Phlease...

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    1. Re:Hide the decline by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      You would expect that most records would be broken in the early years of registration. You have less historic data to compare to, so it's more likely that a freak heatwave or something breaks a record. But as time goes on, you gather more and more data, from a longer period of time, so the record-breaking tends to taper off gradually.

      Over the last 20-25 years, we've seen a disproportionate amounts of records being broken, which is very unusual. We're seeing the records for highest average temperature being broken again and again, and while you may think a 1 degree celcius increase is not a lot, an increase in average temperature of 1 or 2 degrees is massive on a global scale.

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    2. Re:Hide the decline by mi · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You would expect that most records would be broken in the early years of registration.

      And, maybe, they were — but no one would profit from emphasizing the fact, so we do not know about it.

      Over the last 20-25 years, we've seen a disproportionate amounts of records being broken

      We have also seen a large number of people profiting from the idea of AGW during the same period.

      average temperature of 1 or 2 degrees is massive on a global scale

      We don't even know, if that's true — for example, satellite observations disagree (until "adjusted") on this with ground-based thermometers. And no wonder:

      we found that 89 percent of the stations – nearly 9 of every 10 – fail to meet the National Weather Service’s own siting requirements that stations must be 30 meters (about 100 feet) or more away from an artificial heating or radiating/reflecting heat source

      The AGW-proponents acknowledge the problems, but claim, they are properly addressed by "adjustments":

      when processing their data, the organizations which collect the readings take into account any local heating or cooling effects, such as might be caused by a weather station being located near buildings or large areas of tarmac. This is done, for instance, by weighting (adjusting) readings after comparing them against those from more rural weather stations nearby.

      Who is doing the weighting (adjusting) and how? What #define-s do they use in their code? Would they not stop "adjusting" before the results show the trend, which they sincerely believe must be there? See, what is "sold" to the public as objective recordings of scientific instruments are, in fact, results of "adjustments" by unknown programs using unspecified parameters...

      And the raw — unadjusted — data sometimes go to sleep with Hillary Clinton's emails... But not to worry, the "scientists" tell us — it was processed correctly, trust us... So much for reproducibility being a requirement for scientific method — these guys are frauds, not "scientists"...

      But even if it really is true, that temperatures rose 1 degree since 1850 — so what? 10 thousands years ago Tasmania was attached to mainland Australia. It was also possible for bears to cross from mainland Alaska to the islands of Kodiak archipelago (either over land or ice-fields). Then something substantial enough happened to isolate these lands. Whatever it was, it was not the humans discovering fire, was it?

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    3. Re:Hide the decline by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      No idea where you get that nonsense from.

      The word 'margin of error' should probably be removed from the dictionariees that idiots like you stop using it.

      The last centuries water froze and boiled at the exact same temperatures that it does right now.

      Crafting a termomether is close to trivial. Calibrating it: is trivial.

      The gab for your eye to measure between to marks of one degree difference away is about half an inch!!!

      So 0.4C on a typical thermometer is something like a quarter of an inch, and you must be blind not to be able too read that with your eyes.

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    4. Re:Hide the decline by mi · · Score: 1

      idiots like you

      Please don't hate, asshole.

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    5. Re:Hide the decline by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      And yet according to NIST the accepted margin of error for LiG thermometers is +-0.5 degrees F when recorded perfectly. Which means that the difference is in fact within the margin of error. Not to mention the calibration procedures are not TRIVIAL. Relatively simple, yes, but they still take a significant chunk of time. As well human error is a very common thing, and temperature recording stations are regularly misplaced.

    6. Re:Hide the decline by riverat1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Who is doing the weighting (adjusting) and how? What #define-s do they use in their code? Would they not stop "adjusting" before the results show the trend, which they sincerely believe must be there? See, what is "sold" to the public as objective recordings of scientific instruments are, in fact, results of "adjustments" by unknown programs using unspecified parameters...

      How would you know? I'll bet you've never even tried looking for those "unknown programs" and "unspecified parameters".

      You can start looking here. There are lots of links to NOAA's methods and reasons for adjusting temperatures and even a couple of graphs that compare adjusted to raw temperatures.

      Or you can check out the BEST temperature record which is not funded by the government. This page describes how they process the data set and this page contains links to the code they use to process the data.

      No one has destroyed any of the raw data. Some have deleted their copies of the data when they no longer need it.

      But I seriously doubt you'll take the time to look into it for yourself and you will continue to gullibily believe the people who tell you those things. Unfortunately for you the real world will continue to respond to anthropogenic influences and if you live long enough you will find many of the things scientists are predicting will come to pass.

    7. Re:Hide the decline by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      You would expect that most records would be broken in the early years of registration.

      And, maybe, they were — but no one would profit from emphasizing the fact, so we do not know about it.

      We can say with quite high certainty that they were, because right at the beginning you hit a new record every time you see a temperature increase, but as the observation period becomes longer, the amount of record-breaking temperatures lessen, because they have more previous records to be compared against.

      But the last 20-25 years, there has been a enormous increase in temperature records being broken, completely disproportionate to how the distribution has been before. And you're saying all of this has been faked, for profits? Whose profits? Certainly not the hugely influential fossil fuel industries with their enormous lobbying power, who are fighting every single day to quash the publication of climate change studies, because it cuts into their profits.

      But even if it really is true, that temperatures rose 1 degree since 1850 — so what? 10 thousands years ago Tasmania was attached to mainland Australia. It was also possible for bears to cross from mainland Alaska to the islands of Kodiak archipelago (either over land or ice-fields). Then something substantial enough happened to isolate these lands. Whatever it was, it was not the humans discovering fire, was it?

      That is an average temperature rise, the fluctuations in temperature are much greater. That's why we're getting 50+ degrees celsius in the shade in India, while the winters in the northern countries are getting colder and harsher. We're seeing many more cyclones and extreme storms, the weather is getting more extreme. It's not just global warming, it's climate change. Putting all of that carbon back into the atmosphere in a single instant (in geological terms) is our fault.

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    8. Re:Hide the decline by mi · · Score: 1

      You can start looking here. [noaa.gov]

      Gee, yeah. "A recent study by NOAA found no evidence of mistakes by NOAA". Right. The NSA would totally exonerate themselves too, as would Enron.

      Sorry, hon, if 89% of your data-collection stations aren't positioned right, your results are junk no matter, how you "adjust" them. Turning a turd into chicken salad has a better chance of succeeding.

      There are lots of links to NOAA's methods and reasons

      Sure, there are. And they may even be perfectly reasonable. The point was, they are themselves subject to reason — not as objective, straightforward, and indisputable as writing down values from thermometer would've been.

      No one has destroyed any of the raw data

      Funny, that's not, what the NY Times article says... It acknowledges the destruction (emphasis mine):

      "Data storage availability in the 1980s meant that we were not able to keep the multiple sources for some sites, only the station series after adjustment for homogeneity issues. We, therefore, do not hold the original raw data but only the value-added (i.e. quality controlled and homogenized) data."

      Funny, they could not spare one more tape for the originals and chose to use the space for the "value-added" data instead — even though reproducing the "value addition" would've been easy with a straightforward algorithm and the raw data, whereas going back to the originals is now impossible.

      you will continue to gullibily believe the people who tell you those things

      What "the people" told me — that 89% of weather stations were incorrectly positioned — is undeniably true. Police presenting evidence collected this sloppily would have their case thrown out from court, and rightly so. Yet, you wish me to believe you, that some algorithms can correct the sloppiness? Just how gullible do you think I am?

      That said, my post you replied to was modded down one notch at about the same time your reply appeared — the pattern I've been noticing before... You would not have a collaborator here, would you? Someone helping you "fight denialists" to "save the planet"?

      Anyway, still waiting for a list of successful climate predictions from you... You know the format...

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    9. Re:Hide the decline by mi · · Score: 1

      Putting all of that carbon back into the atmosphere in a single instant (in geological terms) is our fault.

      I'm sure, there was a shaman in Tasmania 10 thousand years ago, who blamed the sins of his fellow tribesmen for the rising seas cutting them off the mainland.

      Your proclamations today are about as credible as his were then.

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      In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    10. Re:Hide the decline by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      It's not my proclamations, it's the scientific consensus.

      If you think the consensus is wrong for some reason, you're very welcome to disprove it. I'm rooting for you, because if you actually manage to do so, science as a whole will have moved forward. I'm not getting my hopes up, though.

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    11. Re:Hide the decline by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, hon, if 89% of your data-collection stations aren't positioned right, your results are junk no matter, how you "adjust" them.

      Well dearie, I await your scientifically based paper that says that 89% of data collection stations aren't positioned right.

      "Data storage availability in the 1980s meant that we were not able to keep the multiple sources for some sites, only the station series after adjustment for homogeneity issues. We, therefore, do not hold the original raw data but only the value-added (i.e. quality controlled and homogenized) data."

      Funny, they could not spare one more tape for the originals and chose to use the space for the "value-added" data instead — even though reproducing the "value addition" would've been easy with a straightforward algorithm and the raw data, whereas going back to the originals is now impossible.

      Since the original raw data came from sources other than the ones you're complaining about the original raw data is still available to this day from the original sources. There was no need for them to hold that data.

      I've been in computers and data storage since the 1980s. It was very expensive back then. The relatively small company I work for spent on the order of $200,000 a year on data storage back then. The amount of data a tape could hold back then was a lot less than now. IIRC our tapes from the late 1980s could hold 50-75 MB of data and cost around $75-$125 apiece. Based on the amount of data that was deleted you're probably talking about 10-20 tapes to store the data and then there's the issue of space to store them along with all the other important stuff they were keeping.

      The point is that the original data from the original sources was not destroyed and is still available. All that was not kept was the CRU's copies of that data.

      Just how gullible do you think I am?

      To me it seems you are so scientifically illiterate that you couldn't tell the difference between a good scientific study and a bad scientific study.

      Anyway, still waiting for a list of successful climate predictions from you... You know the format...

      I've already given you a couple of examples several time. Someone with a scientific mindset would investigate those to see if my claims are accurate. Someone with a lawyer's mindset like you insists the forms be followed.

    12. Re:Hide the decline by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Ok, I've done some of your work for you. Here is the page on "11.5 Future Sea Level Changes 11.5.1 Global Average Sea Level Change 1990 to 2100" from the IPCC Third Archive Report from 2001. If you click on the graph on that page you get an enlarged versionhere. If you take a straight edge to the graph you can estimate that the projected sea level rise from 1990 to 2016 was around 0.05-0.06 meters or 50-60 mm. Here is a page that shows the methods they used for projections.

      Here is a page from NOAA that shows sea level rise as measured by tide gauges from 1880 to the start of 2016. You can hover your mouse over the graph to get the exact numbers for a point in time. You can also use your mouse to squish the graph to zero in on the 1990 - 2016 part for better resolution. By my calculations the sea level rise from 1990 to the start of 2016 is around 80 mm, clearly greater than the projections from the IPCC in 2001.

      But you'll probably reject the data from NOAA so here is another graph that shows sea level rise as measured by satellite altimeters from 1993 (when the first one went up) to mid 2015. It clearly also shows around 80 mm of sea level rise since 1993, clearly greater than the projections from the IPCC in 2001.

      So there is your prediction from 2001 of sea level rise from 1990 to the start of 2016 and two observational datasets that show the IPCC predictions were on the low side.

      Are you happy now?

    13. Re:Hide the decline by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

      Right, so if raw data is used, it cannot be used to measure temperature because the data is contaminated by nearby heat-sinks. And when the data is adjusted to remove that effect, it cannot be used because the people doing the adjustments have some kind of agenda. All of them.

      So in short, your position is that there is no way to asses the earth average temperature, and we should just follow our gut.

    14. Re:Hide the decline by mi · · Score: 1

      I await your scientifically based paper that says that 89% of data collection stations aren't positioned right.

      Too late for this tactics. Your fellow alarmists have already accepted the figure — and tried to defend their colleague's incompetence with the "weighting" and "adjusting".

      All that was not kept was the CRU's copies of that data.

      I hate to ask this cliche question, but "Are you stupid or a liar?" CRU have already admitted losing the data — irretrievably.

      This may not prove that they are cooks, but your continuing attempts to deny it certainly makes you look incomplete...

      I've already given you a couple of examples several time [...] Someone with a lawyer's mindset like you insists the forms be followed.

      Gee, you keep calling me "a lawyer" instead of simply posting in the — perfectly reasonable — format I requested.

      Besides, are lawyers really bad? I don't see you objecting, when they are used to prosecute "denialiasts" — First Amendment be damned...

      By my calculations the sea level rise from 1990 to the start of 2016 is around 80 mm, clearly greater than the projections from the IPCC in 2001.

      Seriously? Do you even realize, what you posted? The "prediction" you cited is waay off — according to you! 80 mm instead of the predicted 50-60... What a way to prove validity of a scientific theory!

      And it exposes a thing about you and yours — you seek not truth, but a confirmation for your pre-conceived notions. That is why you made this very blunder.

      For you a good scientific study is one, that confirms global warming — preferably anthropogenic. It is your primary (if not the sole) criteria. You are no scientist today — even if you ever were...

      And then I can not help but notice, that you chose to ignore my question about whether or not you have (less articulate?) collaborators here, who leave the arguing to you while modding me down and you — up. Such question-dodging confirms my suspicions — I'm dealing with a cabal. Whether you are tightly organized or loosely collaborating, I find myself bare-knuckled in a gunfight...

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    15. Re:Hide the decline by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "But the last 20-25 years, there has been a enormous increase in temperature records being broken, completely disproportionate to how the distribution has been before. "

      And one wonders how many of the recording stations are in any of the ever-expanding urban heat islands, which in my direct experience can affect climate miles away. Most especially by disrupting afternoon winds, which in turn prevents local cooling.

      I've also experienced a heat-and-dust island caused by a solar energy facility (this was about 5 miles directly upwind).

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    16. Re:Hide the decline by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Too late for this tactics. Your fellow alarmists have already accepted the figure [skepticalscience.com] — and tried to defend their colleague's incompetence with the "weighting" and "adjusting".

      I read through all three versions of that article and no where did I find them agreeing with your 89% figure. They said "Surveys of weather stations in the USA have indicated that some of them are not sited as well as they could be." Scientists understand this and take steps to adjust for it.

      I hate to ask this cliche question, but "Are you stupid or a liar?" CRU have already admitted losing the data [uea.ac.uk] — irretrievably.

      I read that article too and no where does it say that primary raw temperature data has been lost, just that the CRU does not have it any more. It's still available from the original sources.

      Gee, you keep calling me "a lawyer" instead of simply posting in the — perfectly reasonable — format I requested.

      Besides, are lawyers really bad? I don't see you objecting, when they are used to prosecute "denialiasts" [dailykos.com] — First Amendment be damned.

      I'm not saying all lawyers are bad, they just have different priorities than scientists. As far as prosecuting deniers they are going after organized denial. Exxon's own in house scientists told them back in the late 1970s that anthropogenic global warming was real. The fact that they did not disclose that in their annual reports to shareholders as a possible material effect on their business may be a violation of SEC rules.

      Seriously? Do you even realize, what you posted? The "prediction" you cited is waay off — according to you! 80 mm instead of the predicted 50-60... What a way to prove validity of a scientific theory!

      80 mm is right at the top of the uncertainty range in the graph I provided so I don't consider it "waay off". Don't you consider it significant that real world observations have been greater than predictions? To me that indicates that scientists have been underestimating the effects.

      And then I can not help but notice, that you chose to ignore my question about whether or not you have (less articulate?) collaborators here, who leave the arguing to you while modding me down and you — up. Such question-dodging confirms my suspicions — I'm dealing with a cabal. Whether you are tightly organized or loosely collaborating, I find myself bare-knuckled in a gunfight..

      I am collaborating with no one. I'll admit to having down modded you occasionally but I have also up modded you once or twice in discussions not related to anthropogenic global warming.

    17. Re:Hide the decline by mi · · Score: 1

      no where did I find them agreeing with your 89% figure

      The article cites the figure and then proceeds to explain, why it is acceptable — without disputing the number. In other words, they accept it. The article (known as Watts 2009) is thus entered into evidence.

      no where does it say that primary raw temperature data has been lost, just that the CRU does not have it any more

      Had a copy still existed somewhere, they would've procured one to avoid the embarrassment. And it was a major scandal — two months later NY Times ran a "rebuttal" (the dishonest newspaper's first mention of the problem, apparently), which still would not say, other copies exist. You are grasping at straws — and drowning anyway.

      80 mm is right at the top of the uncertainty range in the graph

      You wrote yourself, that the prediction was 50-60 mm, while the actual values — according to, once again, you — was 80mm. That's a fail... You may recall, that one of the rules I put down was that the cited predictions, if quantifiable, be correct within 20% of the predicted figure(s).

      Don't you consider it significant that real world observations have been greater than predictions?

      It may be significant, but it is unclear, of what. That the seas are rising may be observable and measurable (preferably without "weighting" and "adjusting" the observed figures, of course). That they are rising because SUVsthat is not clear at all.

      10 thousand years ago Tasmania — already home to some humans — was cut off of mainland Australia by rising seas. A few thousand years earlier ancestors of Kodiak bears became separated from mainland grizzlies — by rising seas (or, maybe, the melting ice — another phenomenon blamed on humans today). Kodiaks are now a distinct subspecies... Humans crossed into Americas over what is now a straights, but was a land bridge until seas rose .

      Were all those calamities due to the crime of Prometheus, perhaps?

      Climate scientists today blame humanity with the intensity of ancient shamans. But, to establish their scientific bona-fides to people actually familiar with scientific process, they need to make scientific predictions — verifiable, falsifiable, as well as verified and not falsified. And that's where my challenge and your (so far — failing) attempts to answer it come in...

      I am collaborating with no one.

      I'll take your word for it. Most comforting, thanks.

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    18. Re:Hide the decline by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The difference is not in the margin of error as the temperature we talk about is measured in CELSIUS.
      Not Fahrenheit.

      0.5 degrees Fahrenheit is is something like 1/6th degrees celsius.

      Also a thermometer goes constantly of in one direction only. If your thermometer is wrong to the plus side, it always will be wrong in that direction, and that is easy to be corrected. There is no 'margin'. The only 'error margin' for a thermometer is your ability to read it correctly.

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    19. Re:Hide the decline by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Idiots are idiots because they once decided to no longer learn.
      Assholes are assholes because they want to be assholes.

      Pick what you think you are.

      I'm by definition not an asshole, but thanks for your try :D

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    20. Re:Hide the decline by dywolf · · Score: 1

      positioned "wrong" as simple as "it recieves full direct sun in the morning, but is shaded all afternoon".

      now normally the hottest part of hte day is in the afternoon, from ~2-6pm.
      but even your feeble mind should be able to grasp how such a site would give warming morning temps and cooler evening temps.

      or: it used to be in sun 5 years ago, but now its in shade.
      either because a tree grew, or the station was moved.

      or any of a dozen other situations.
      that doesnt make the data useless or wrong, especially if you know how to adjust for the changes so that each data point is appropriately comparable with the rest. (and if you actually worked with data regularly as you have claimed before, you'd know that)

      and thats what the entire process is about. as i said, you claim to know data? then you surely are aware of data calibration procedures, or "adjustments" meant to achieve the same baseline so that comparisons between data are actually valid. yet here you constantly act mystified as to the why and how of it, and dismiss it as a conspiracy meant to cover something up.

      which leaves you to blatantly ignore that the effect of those adjustments is largely to REDUCE the amount of warming shown in the data.

      (this the part where you link to Watts or someone saying they increased the warming, where i will then rebut that stupid myth by pointing out it they are only talking about the north american (mostly US) data which was increased, but is more than offset by the rest of the data from the rest of hte world, that was by and large calibrated downward, giving an overall effect of reducing warming)

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    21. Re:Hide the decline by dywolf · · Score: 1

      i believe he's both.

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    22. Re:Hide the decline by dywolf · · Score: 1

      ok so the claim that you know anything at all about data science is complete bullshit then.

      because the accuracy of a single thermometer has fuck-all to do with the margin of error of a dataset comprising a global average.

      and no, the accuracy of a 19th century thermometer was not +/- 1C.
      they may not have achieved the +/-0.002C that some of the ones on my bench right now can achieve, but nor were they that bad.

      After being properly calibrated, which largely consists of marking hte scale along the bulb properly, a mercury-in-glass thermometer requires no additional adjustment to its readings. an as long as the bulb that contains the mercury reservoir and its attached expansion tube are undisturbed, their temperature measurements in the late 1800s were accurate to one- or two-tenths of a degree.

      damn.
      looks like you didnt know what you're talking about again.

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    23. Re:Hide the decline by dywolf · · Score: 1

      as someone who does it regularly:
      yes it is trivial.
      no it does not take a significant chunk of time.
      not for +/-0.5F.

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    24. Re:Hide the decline by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      That reminds me to a story, true story of an acquaintance of mine.

      He is about 50 now, like me, doing Kung Fu, "Hun Ga" (the styl Jacky Chan is doing mostly).
      He is rather small, like 155cm and very broad and has quite a belly, but well: legs etc. are pure muscles.
      He could be a perfect Dwarf in a JRRT movie.

      Anyway, the story goes like this:
      He was in a queue at the cashpoint in a super market. Behind him a father and his 'little' kid. The kid wanted some sweeties as those were placed close to the check out point.
      After screaming and arguing the father said: "No, you don't get any sweeties! Or do you want to end out like that fat guy in front of us?"

      So my friend turned around and said: "You know what the difference is between you and me?" ....
      "I'm fat."
      "You are an asshole."
      "I can change."
      "You likely won't." ....

      Unfortunately, or fortunately, the brawl we would expect did not happen. Probably the little child got a far deeper lesson than his father.

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    25. Re:Hide the decline by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The article cites the figure and then proceeds to explain, why it is acceptable — without disputing the number. In other words, they accept it. The article (known as Watts 2009 [wordpress.com]) is thus entered into evidence.

      The Skeptical Science article said "some". I wouldn't equate that with 89%. Nevertheless the poorly sited stations compare well with the well sited stations after adjustments. In fact the well sited stations show a slightly greater warming trend than the poorly sited stations when they are compared.

      Had a copy still existed somewhere, they would've procured one to avoid the embarrassment [blogspot.com]. And it was a major scandal — two months later NY Times ran a "rebuttal" [nytimes.com] (the dishonest newspaper's first mention of the problem, apparently), which still would not say, other copies exist. You are grasping at straws — and drowning anyway.

      So this controversy arises 20 years after the actual data deletion. I see no reason for embarrassment. Why should they go to all the work to reacquire the data just to satisfy someone like you? The fact is that other major temperature records such as NASA/GISS and BEST are not missing any data that they deem necessary. Even if you completely throw out everything the CRU has ever done it doesn't change the conclusions of climate scientists one bit.

      You wrote yourself, that the prediction was 50-60 mm, while the actual values — according to, once again, you — was 80mm. That's a fail... You may recall, that one of the rules I put down was that the cited predictions, if quantifiable, be correct within 20% of the predicted figure(s).

      Well maybe I should have said the prediction was a range from 30 to 70 mm. Then it would have fit into your 20% range.

      It may be significant, but it is unclear, of what. That the seas are rising may be observable and measurable (preferably without "weighting" and "adjusting" the observed figures, of course). That they are rising because SUVs — that is not clear at all.

      There are always weightings and adjustments to be made in any scientific measurement. Period.

      I'm perfectly aware that sea levels rose some 120 meters at the end of the last glaciation. It was caused primarily by changing Milankovitch Cycles along with some feedbacks such as increasing CO2 and dropping albedo. All natural. But Milankovitch Cycles don't change much on century scales. The shortest one (and one of the weaker ones) has a 26,000 year cycle which means 13,000 years from low to high.

      As far as the role of humans in the warming it's easy to show that CO2 absorbs infrared radiation and that increasing concentrations will absorb even more. It's easy to show that humans are the cause of the increase in atmospheric CO2. Each year less than half of what humans emit stays in the atmosphere. It's impossible to not come to the conclusion that the primary cause of the warming we've seen is anthropogenic. Even such noted climate skeptics as Richard Lindzen and Roy Spencer agree that increasing CO2 by itself would cause warming. They just think there are negative feedbacks that counter the CO2.

      Climate scientists today blame humanity with the intensity of ancient shamans. But, to establish their scientific bona-fides to people actually familiar with scientific process, they need to make scientific predictions — verifiable, falsifiable, as well as verified and not falsified. And that's where my challenge and your (so far — failing) attempts to answer it come in...

      Anthropogenic global warming is falsifiable, just not on a time scale satisfactory to you. If the warming doesn't continue, the ice quits melting, the sea levels stop rising despite continued human emissions of CO2 that would falsify it. If you could come up with something that explains all those better than the current theory that wo

  39. Re:I love the hypocrisy... by PvtVoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    OB xkcd.

  40. Re:I love the hypocrisy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So...Wisconsin was really cold the winters of '14 and '15, and from TFS, India is in the middle of a heat wave. What's your point?

  41. If you don't have a solution, deny the problem by XXongo · · Score: 1

    I guess I'm a Climate Change "Denier". But what I'm denying is that taxes and more government is going to solve anything. Which is ultimately what any "solution" is all about.

    If you don't believe that taxes and government intervention are going to solve climate problems, that's not "denier." You are a denier if you believe that taxes and government intervention are bad, and therefore you attack the climate science (not the politics, the science) because it's a soft target.

    The science is correct, or incorrect, regardless of your views on the desirability of particular solutions.

    What I have seen, however, is that people who advocate a libertarian philosophy tend to attack the science because if the science actually were correct, they don't have any solutions to offer. Since they don't have any solutions, they deny the problem.

    1. Re:If you don't have a solution, deny the problem by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      What I have seen, however, is that people who advocate a libertarian philosophy tend to attack the science because if the science actually were correct, they don't have any solutions to offer. Since they don't have any solutions, they deny the problem.

      If I hadn't already commented I'd give you a +1 Insightful. Too many people allow their ideology to override what the science it telling us. In the end they'll find out how big a mistake that was but unfortunately they're taking the rest of us with them.

  42. ok guys, ya really messed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How exactally does this relate to news for nerdz???

    While I have no issues with other cultures, etc.. I think and feel this shoudl be in Nature, the Indian Times, or maybe in the Guiness book of werld rekordz..

    NOT here..

    i know its a slow news day, but please, look aat tomshardware or anandtech or hackaday..
    this loolks rightofrf CNN..

  43. Holocene interglacial [Re:Refugees] by XXongo · · Score: 2, Informative

    the trend is sure to continue because we're coming out of an ice age.

    Nope. The ice age ended ten thousand years ago, and the hottest years of the post-ice-age holocene was eight thousand years ago. So, no, we're not warming due to coming out a glaciation, because that warming already finished eight thousand years ago.

    the stability of the global climate in the last 200 years or so is an exception, not the rule.

    Nope. The current warming is exceptional: warmer than it's been over the last 2000 years. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    What's more important, though, is that the cause is well understood. We know why the climate is warming, because we have very good measurements of other possible causes, such as solar variation, and they aren't large enough to create the temperatures we see. So, the worry isn't about the small amount of warming we've already seen-- the worry is that we are still emitting carbon dioxide, and the physics of carbon dioxide hasn't changed.

    1. Re:Holocene interglacial [Re:Refugees] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. The ice age ended ten thousand years ago, and the hottest years of the post-ice-age holocene was eight thousand years ago. So, no, we're not warming due to coming out a glaciation, because that warming already finished eight thousand years ago.

      WRONG - The ice age ends when all of the glaciers have melted, which they have not.

    2. Re:Holocene interglacial [Re:Refugees] by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      That's the pedantic answer. Scientists consider it an ice age whenever there have been significant ice fields at the poles. By that measure we've been in an ice age for the last 2.6 million years at least.

      But common usage for most people is that "ice age" refers to a period when the glaciers and ice sheets advance from the poles toward the equator and "not an ice age" refers to an interglacial period when the glaciers and ice sheet retreat back toward the poles.

      So by the common usage the "ice age" did end around 10,000 years ago and after the Holocene Climatic Optimum about 8,000 years ago we have been very slowly sliding toward the next "ice age". The advent of AGW has stopped that slide for the foreseeable future.

    3. Re:Holocene interglacial [Re:Refugees] by cbeaudry · · Score: 1

      There is so much wrong with your post its not even funny.

      #1 being that you dont know what an ice age is, the fact that we are currently IN an ice age and what an interglacial period is.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Paragraph one. Start your education before making statements.

    4. Re:Holocene interglacial [Re:Refugees] by XXongo · · Score: 1

      There is so much wrong with your post its not even funny >#1 being that you dont know what an ice age is, the fact that we are currently IN an ice age and what an interglacial period is.

      Was your comment directed at me, or the person I was quoting? The text I was referring to is this:

      the trend is sure to continue because we're coming out of an ice age.

      I apologize for using the terminology of the person to whom I was responding in the way that they used it, and going on actually discuss facts, rather than spending my time correcting their usage.

  44. Re:Indians... by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

    I find it hard for you to imagine anything when that temperature (in Celsius) would be much higher than your IQ.

  45. Syrian refugees are NOT about climate by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1, Troll

    Actually the Syria situation was initiated by an unprecedented multi-year drought. This depopulated hundreds of rural villages, which destabilized the regime. The Assads have been ruthlessly crushing Islamist uprisings for generations, but this time the cities were flooded with hungry, angry, unemployed young men. The spark for ISIS was always there, but climate refugees gave it the fuel it needed to become unquenchable.

    No.

    The protests in Syria, the rebellion, the rise of ISIS and everything else facing the Syrian people had NOTHING to do with 'climate'.

    Let's start off with the reason for people to be angry and desperate, and that is squarely the brutal repression of the Assad family dictatorship.

    Next up, what went wrong with the standard operating procedure of the Assad family of simply killing everyone involved with and related to the protests? For starters, Assad initially met the peaceful protesters with half-measures and merely used snipers to kill off some of the protesters. It would seem he estimated that would drive them off and be the end of it. He miscalculated.

    Now, normally that was a mistake he could've corrected by coming in late and still killing all the protesters and their friends and relatives. The trouble for him was that Saddam no longer ruled Iraq and the Iraq/Syria border was now freely navigable instead of a quick trip from one concentration camp to another. Additionally, let's not forget the enormous wealth of resources Saudi Arabia was spending on beefing up the insurgency in Syria because they don't much like Iran's allies. With Saudi funded insurgents pouring in from the Iraq border Assad missed his window to just kill everyone and lost control of things.

    Granted, the weather was a bit dry too. I think it is on the side of malicious though to twist every tragedy to boost your own personal agenda. So if you don't mind, stop it.

    Stop using thousands of dead Syrians as props to promote the climate alarmism you desire.
    Stop abdicating the collective guilt of the monsters in Assad's regime and the ISIS insurgents.

    Please just stop.

    1. Re:Syrian refugees are NOT about climate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off, there is always a reason for population movements.

    2. Re:Syrian refugees are NOT about climate by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1

      Fuck off, there is always a reason for population movements.

      And yet somehow the correlation between massive crop failure due to drought leading to starvation somehow correlates strongly to dictatorships.

      Like it did for Stalin.
      Like it did for Mao.
      Like it did for Kim.

      Maybe the causation goes the other way and having a dictator crushing all independence that leads to a failed ability to properly plan and run agriculture and be prepared for droughts too. You know, on account of most of the time droughts don't impact the dictator anymore than losing some peasants, and if the peasants get unruly, losing some soldiers that are needed to kill of the unruly peasants.

    3. Re:Syrian refugees are NOT about climate by hey! · · Score: 1

      I actually agree to you that dictatorship is a significant contributor both to agricultural problems and long term instability. Dictatorships are inefficient and averse to empirically driven policies. Rewarding supporters and keeping enemies down puts massive strain on the economy.

      That said, you still have to look at the specifics of what actually happened, not just appeal to your general knowledge of how these things usually go. And the Assad regime is very different from the state communist regimes you mention; it didn't do central planning for example.

      Situations like this don't have a single, simple cause. It's when several causes come together. Islamist revolution ignited by the oppressive policies and cronyism of the Syrian regime is a perennial problem there, but the Assads have a long, bloody, but successful track record of putting them down. Think of opression as the spark. It's the displaced people that are the fuel, and if there's enough fuel you can't put the fire out.

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  46. Standard Slashdot reaction: by judoguy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If it's colder than usual, it's "weather". If it's warmer than usual, it's "climate change" an we MUST DO SOMETHING!!!

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    1. Re:Standard Slashdot reaction: by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      If it snows too much, or rains too much, that's also climate change. (no really, it's a serious problem)

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    2. Re:Standard Slashdot reaction: by dave420 · · Score: 1

      It's OK if you don't understand it. Just don't try to spread your ignorance, but correct it.

  47. Come on, Pakistan. Beat this. You can do it. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    I call upon the Pakistanis with wonderful sense of patriotism to rise to the occasion and beat the record set by India. I am sure Pakistan will post 52 degree record soon.

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  48. Re: The Planet Has a Fever by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I'm not sure you really looked into Islamic history. It's rife with War and slavery, and not just the Crusades.

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  49. Re:Yet the deniers will be out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Epic statistics fail. It shouldn't take a denier to call out this kind of bullshit.

    Oh, but you don't understand -- isolated high temperature records beating the previous record by a fraction of a degree are proof of the danger from anthropogenic climage change, while weeks of abnormally low temperatures across large areas of a country are just weather. It's one of the basic tenets of the AGC dogma -- data that supports your premise is proof of the dangers of AGC; data that contradicts it is just a local, isolated anomaly.

  50. Summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Hyderabad Yesterday Temperature Is Around 50c .
    From How To Geeek

  51. Not again..... please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heatwaves, caused by the solar output are predictable to an extent and happen regardless of human input. Can the people who refer to me as a climate change denialist, stop telling me that they can prevent the climate from changing? By all means, slow down the 'change' so we have an even larger population when the shit hits the fan. Honestly, until these consensual scientists start doing real science in regards to the actual heat driver around here instead of voting, then maybe actual problems of resource distribution can be solved.

  52. Re:Yet the deniers will be out by tsqr · · Score: 1

    It appears that it has been quite warm in India, at least since 1897 (when Mark Twain published "Following the Equator"):

    "In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy."

    But of course, Twain was speaking of weather, not climate.

  53. Re:I love the hypocrisy... by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    that you're a shill and shut up, i thought that was obvious from the comic? maybe try reading it again, don't post again... we'll just assume you will post a stupid remark.

  54. Re:Yet the deniers will be out by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    Despite the obvious evidence that this record high is due to man made global warming, the deniers will be out in force. It's a shame that there are so many people here who reject science.

    One individual record is not evidence of much but simply just another piece of data in a record that is collecting thousands of pieces of data every day. The temperature record is made statistically more likely by anthropogenic global warming but can't be attributed directly to it. However most of SE Asia has been suffering heatwaves since April and it may be possible with analysis to attribute some of it to AGW in a few years.

    It is a shame that so many people let their ideology get in the way of understanding science.

  55. Oddly by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    A city in northern India has shattered the national heat record, registering a searing 51C

    Unfortunately the record is invalid because at teh time everyone there was pretending to be from Birmingham.

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    1. Re:Oddly by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      That only means that Birmingham has had its hottest summer on record.

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  56. Re: Indians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've obviously not spent much time around Indians.

    They usually stink and don't even wash their hands after using them to wipe their asses after taking a dump ! And thats the ones in the West ! Imagine how bad they must be living in their original nests.

    Ewwwwww

  57. Exponents are Real by transami · · Score: 1

    FYI. It's been calculated that at our current rate of growth, the oceans will all evaporate in less than 500 years. Obviously something has to give eventually.

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    1. Re:Exponents are Real by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      Did you just invent a new source of energy? Because even if we somehow captured all 170 Petawatts of solar energy that hits the Earth and used it to boil the ocean, we're still looking at 1 million years before it's all gone[1]. And that's assuming you somehow kept all infrared radiation from escaping to space.

      [1] Calculated by dividing 170 PW from 5.58072 x 10^30 J [2] and the number of seconds in a year
      [2] The amount of heat energy needed to boil the oceans

  58. pssst... Billy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not as hot as Hell.

  59. Re: The Planet Has a Fever by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure you really looked into Christian history. It's rife with war and slavery, and not just the crusades.

    Substitute "Christian" for "viking", "Roman", "Greek", "American" etc. etc.

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  60. Duck and Dodge by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    So it might be inaccurate. What's wrong with the theory, though? Remember, if you can't identify what part of the theory is wrong, then you're spending an awful lot of time arguing against something you agree with.

    Does CO2 not absorb IR? Does it not accumulate in the atmosphere? Have you discovered another way for the planet to lose heat? How about massive undetected orbital changes?

    AGW is a scientific theory because we haven't been able to falsify it yet. We need only a single contradictory fact. We've been studying the issue intently for the last half century, and the central idea is more than a century old. There were a couple times when it was thought to be conclusively disproven, actually, but the competing theories were contradicted by other evidence. There are a number of possible facts which would disprove AGW. I'm not even going to ask you to substantiate your alternate theory, just suggest what else you think is going on. Why isn't Earth warming?

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    1. Re:Duck and Dodge by mi · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with the theory, though?

      Darling, try marketing a pancake-making machine, that makes no pancakes. I assure you, that demanding from other people to identify, just which part of the machine is responsible for there being no edible output, is not going to help your sales.

      I don't know, what's wrong with your theory. But I do see, that it is remarkably short on successful predictions to its name. So short, you can't name any. Or, maybe, you can name 1 or 2, but nothing a major scientific discipline — with hundreds of well-funded disciples — ought to have come up with in several decades of trying.

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    2. Re:Duck and Dodge by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      I don't know, what's wrong with your theory. But I do see, that it is remarkably short on successful predictions to its name. So short, you can't name any. Or, maybe, you can name 1 or 2, but nothing a major scientific discipline â" with hundreds of well-funded disciples â" ought to have come up with in several decades of trying.

      Tens of thousands of papers over at least a century, and you're the first one to notice that they're all empty! Dang, we thought we had you with that one.

      Darling, try marketing a pancake-making machine, that makes no pancakes. I assure you, that demanding from other people to identify, just which part of the machine is responsible for there being no edible output, is not going to help your sales.

      Let's not make analogies about pancake machines. They're not made out of logic and easily observable facts. Right now you have an unassailable position where you are free to vary from discussion to discussion which facts you choose to believe in. Speculating as to what mental defect accommodates this is interesting, to a certain morbid perspective. Maybe I'm being over-generous in assuming that you have a consistent belief structure about the world. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, though.

      I'm not trying to sell you a position. You already have one. What do you gain by not describing it?

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  61. Re: The Planet Has a Fever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as body counts are concerned, I think modern America is in the lead, over Muslim terrorists.

  62. Re: The Planet Has a Fever by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

    Non-sequitur. Logical Fallacy. Who said anything about Christianity? Nobody was comparing them. This is a moron's argument. "..but Christianity!"
    Fine, if you want to compare, use a relevant time frame at least. Christianity has it's share of shit but hasn't done anything on the scale of ISIS, Al Nusra, Boko Haram, Al Qeada, Al Shabaab, and the Taliban in hundreds of years.
    I stated a fact. You can start educating yourself by reading about the Ottoman Empire, the Mamluks, and the Moors. Learn about their expansion and conquests over the middle east and beyond, into Persia and India, as well as into Africa and up the Iberian Peninsula. Sticking your head in the sand about it, or citing another group, does nothing, changes nothing.

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  63. Re: The Planet Has a Fever by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    And you could start by looking into ALL of human history.

    We are in a uniquely peaceful period in time, all things considered.

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  64. Re: The Planet Has a Fever by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

    This is true, there have always been wars. My intent was not to say, "ermagerd, muslims! Tehy're all evil!" but simply to mitigate the fallacy that Islam is really peaceful, and that muslims have been nothing but benevolent throughout their history, except when attacked by crusaders. They're no more a religion of peace than christianity or judaism are. In general, Monotheistic religions aren't peaceful, because they're always worshiping the "one true god" and all other religions are thus the enemy.

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  65. Re: The Planet Has a Fever by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 0

    Good, we agree then.

    I'm just getting sick and tired of people painting Islam as "evil" and Christianity as "good", when they're equally shitty.

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