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Judge Orders 'Intentionally Deceptive' DOJ Lawyers To Take Remedial Ethics Class (zerohedge.com)

According to the Daily Caller, "The judge overseeing the challenge by 26 states to President Obama's executive action in immigration has ordered all lawyers 'employed at the Justice Department in Washington, D.C. who appears, or seeks to appear, in a court (state or federal) in any of the 26 Plaintiff States annually attend a legal ethics course.'"

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Zero Hedge: In writing the ruling, Hanen quoted from the scene in "Miracle on 34th Street" when the boy is called to testify to Santa's existence and saying that everyone knows not to tell a lie to the court. Hanen went on to say that that the Justice Department lawyers have an even stricter duty: Tell the truth, don't mislead the court, and don't allow it to be mislead by others. "The Government's lawyers failed on all three fronts. The actions of the DHS should have been brought as early as December 19, 2014. The failure of counsel to do that constituted more than mere inadvertent omissions -- it was intentionally deceptive." Judge Hanen wrote in his ruling. Hanen ordered that the classes must be "taught by at least one recognized ethics expert who is unaffiliated with the Justice Department." I wonder if the judge could order the lawyers to jail for contempt of court?

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  1. Reliable sources by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not saying the story's wrong, but could you have found better sources than the Daily Caller and Zerohedge?

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    1. Re:Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do you prefer this?

    2. Re:Reliable sources by BeauHD · · Score: 5, Informative

      NYT wrote about it, but it's a paywalled source. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05...

    3. Re:Reliable sources by dcooper_db9 · · Score: 5, Informative
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    4. Re:Reliable sources by dcooper_db9 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The major question here is if the judge has the jurisdiction to issue this order. He does not. Considering the implications of a judge barring every justice department lawyer from any courtroom in 26 states, I'd say he has overstepped his authority. This judge should be removed from the bench.

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    5. Re:Reliable sources by DaHat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The major question here is if the judge has the jurisdiction to issue this order.

      Apparently you've not been keeping up with the degree of unethical behavior by the DoJ in this case.

      He does not.

      And you are a credible authority on this... because?

      Considering the implications of a judge barring every justice department lawyer from any courtroom in 26 states,

      Even IF he doesn't have the authority to do so, he has fired a beautiful warning shot across the bow of the DoJ and given serious ammunition to each of the 26 states fighting the unlawful amnesty which can & will be used in state courts given the behavior of DoJ lawyers before this judge.

      I'd say he has overstepped his authority.

      So finally, you acknowledge that this is in your opinion... which unlike that of the judge, has zero legal authority.

      This judge should be removed from the bench.

      How exactly do you envision that happening? The republican controlled House & Senate (which for the most part agree with the State's suit) impeaching them?

      Yeah, good luck with that.

    6. Re:Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, that's just a piss-poor editorial of the Washington Post defending the DoJ -

      The judge sets the enforcement for 26 PLAINTIFF states (not all 50) - Those are the states suing the Federal government that the DoJ is defending. The 26 states listed are part of the trial and are subject to the judges ruling and, presumably, will go along with the punishment.

    7. Re:Reliable sources by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      The major question here is if the judge has the jurisdiction to issue this order. He does not.

      Well, it sounds like that major question was answered by notable law scholar dcooper_db9. We can all go on with our day now. Make sure to notify the judge that he's wrong. Don't bother justifying anything, just tell him he's wrong.

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    8. Re:Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you've not been keeping up with the degree of unethical behavior by the DoJ in this case.

      The government gave some people three year permits instead of two year permits and didn't tell the judge. Yes, that's the degree of unethical behavior.

    9. Re:Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Head meet sand

    10. Re:Reliable sources by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      He's got lifetime employment, He's almost untouchable. There are good reasons for this but he's clearly stepped over the batshit crazy line. My bet is he's going to get slapped down by this either by a judicial ethics panel, a state licensing board or the supreme court itself. Judges can be punished but it takes time.

      The Supreme court could embarrass him by voiding his order with prejudice. That would be a major public slap down and damage his reputation significantly. As the Supreme court is about to rule on this case there is a chance they'll include such a slapdown in the ruling.

    11. Re:Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Slashdot's own drcooper says, " I know better than a Federal Judge and his staff and of course the 5th Circuit court which upheld his injunction.

      Yer so fucking smart, I'm surprised you deign to post along with all of us mere Bachelor degree holders.

      These DOJ fuckers should be disbarred.

    12. Re:Reliable sources by rahvin112 · · Score: 0

      And the lawyers involved were not involved at any step in this process and likely didn't even know. He's punishing essentially innocent people assigned to the case.

    13. Re:Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's a case of technically true, but still completely irrelevant.

      The states shopped and found a sympathetic judge who put forward a ruling so silly that it can only be taken as a political statement.

      This will make for a round of furious masturbation on the conservative circle-jerk media circuit, but it will be overturned with an little more than an eye-roll from a higher court judge.

    14. Re:Reliable sources by DaHat · · Score: 1

      The government gave some people three year permits instead of two year permits and didn't tell the judge

      You forgot about the part where they said they wouldn't be handing out any permits and then until a certain date.

      But why let facts get in the way?

    15. Re:Reliable sources by DaHat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      and likely didn't even know.

      Really?

      Wanna ask the judge? Why not read his ruling... which in the end is TFA

      Here is just one juicy bit:

      It has admitted that the lawyers who made these statements had knowledge of the truth when they made these misstatements. The DOJ’s only explanation has been that its lawyers either “lost focus” or that the “fact[s] receded in memory or awareness.”

      It seems he disagrees with you.

      He's punishing essentially innocent people assigned to the case.

      Again, false.

      It appears he has gone as far to bar any of the lawyers who have given false testimony in his court room from ever arguing in his court room again (given he can't disbar them himself)... it's punishment to ensure that future lawyers who come before him from the DoJ (or to courts in the states which make up this case) are reminded of the importance of ethics when acting as a lawyer?

    16. Re:Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you forgot to look up anything about this particular judge. He has made several comments regarding immigration reform prior to this case showing he already has a strong opinion on the subject and most likely cannot be impartial. This man should have recused himself. I have no strong opinion on immigration one way or another, but a judge should not have a verdict in his mind prior to hearing a case.

    17. Re:Reliable sources by HiThere · · Score: 1

      If they did intentionally lie to the court in a manner likely to affect the course of the trial, then they deserve to be disbarred. If it can be proven that they did so, then they should be disbarred.

      But that's not up to the judge. He can only forbid them from ever appearing before him again. I'm not sure about the requirement of an ethics class, though. It it was intentional lying, then an ethics class isn't likely to do any good. They knew what they were doing. This isn't one of your edge cases.

      That said, lawyers appear to often lie to the court, or at best argue deceptively. While I feel this should be grounds for disbarment, I doubt that the bar associations would agree, when it appears that more than half of their membership regularly engages in the practice.

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    18. Re:Reliable sources by lgw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      None of that will happen. Federal judges have been asserting themselves as a co-equal branch of government, and not the presidents bitches, for some time now. The punishments for DoJ lawyers who try to fuck with the federal court system have been growing gradually over time. They'll keep growing until those lawyers start taking the court system seriously.

      The entire point of the justice system is that you game the system within the rules. The DoJ has forgotten that of late, or just doesn't seem to think that federal judges are important. Either way, we've seen more and more evidence that federal judges are pushing back, and escalating over time. Don't piss off a federal judge, and especially don't blatantly go out of your way to do so when your work for the government.

      The judges will eventually win this fight. Never doubt it.

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    19. Re:Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawyers lie in court, judge calls them out on it. Whats the reasonable thing to do? What do you suggest to do?

      If you are not a paid shill for the DNC you should be embarrassed you are working for them for free.

    20. Re: Reliable sources by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but much as I enjoy occasional articles from the DailyKos, I would never consider it a reasonable source of news. It often presents grossly slanted stories. In fact, I think I'd have to rephrase that as "it only occasionally presents stories that aren't grossly slanted", but that's a bit too far in the other direction.

      I don't like the right wing, and am not sympathetic to their version of reality, but this doesn't mean they're always wrong. And being sympathetic to the left wing doesn't mean that they're always right. Just that I enjoy their stories more.

      Actually I think both sides intentionally mislead their listeners, even though it was only FOX that went to court to establish their right to do so. You didn't see any of the other media in that case with amicus papers saying "Please don't say news organizations are allowed to intentionally lie about what the news is.".

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    21. Re: Reliable sources by jmac_the_man · · Score: 1
      The author of that article is a fundamentally stupid person. The court needs the names so it can revoke the permits that the Federal government would have been enjoined from granting if they had acted ethnically.

      OBVIOUSLY, the DOJ isn't trusted to actually revoke the permits.

      The list is also being submitted under seal, which means that, contrary to the DailyKos's fear mongering, it isn't being distributed outside the court.

    22. Re: Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying that a judge who feels strongly about, say, rape or murder... Shouldn't hear cases about rape or murder?

      Are you really this fucking stupid, or just pretending to be?

    23. Re:Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not saying the story's wrong, but could you have found better sources than the Daily Caller and Zerohedge?

      How about The American Lawyer

      Now get your head out of your ass and realize Obama with his unconstitutional executive orders is far worse than anything the "blame BOOOOSH!!!!" crowd ever dreamed up.

      Don't like the laws and statutory deadlines you wrote for Obamacare because they'd allow the US populace to realize they bought a pig-in-a-poke before Crooked Hillary! can bamboozle her way into the White House? Change the law by executive order?

      Don't like immigration law? Ignore it, and then LIE to the judge overseeing the case when 26 states get fed up and actually sue the President for not following the law.

      Where Bush arguably tortured terrorists, Obama summarily executes US citizens.

      And never forget lying is the Obama modus operendi .

      Of course, the NY Times (is that a good enough source to satisfy your partisan closed-mindedness?) didn't characterize Ben Rhodes and Obama as "liars". Nope. They sold the Iran deal by "rewriting the rules of diplomacy".

    24. Re:Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Link to amlaw copy of the actual order - the order that documents the lies told by Obama's DOJ.

    25. Re: Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and also, it's the height of naÃveté to ask about a judge's "authority" anyway. A federal judge's power almost literally comes from people's willingness to accede to it. Do you guys have any idea how infrequently federal marshals actually execute judgments or enforce subpoenas or the like? Compared to the caseload, almost never.

      Point being, absolutely 0% of the affected lawyers will object to this in the slightest- they'll all say "yes, your honor," take the class, and thank the gods of their profession that the judge didn't call them out by name. Much much easier to do this than face the possible long-term professional consequences of not doing exactly what a judge wants you to.

    26. Re:Reliable sources by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      FWIW I'm not really looking for either. The editorial is an opinion piece, it's interesting but people writing opinion pieces tend to think they have a license to play fast and loose with the facts.

      A link to the ruling is interesting (and should have been in TFA) but by itself presents no context, something a good news article would. Who's the judge? Do lawyers generally think this is reasonable, or is it overreach? What's the DoJ's reaction?

      A number of... OK, I'll be honest here, ideological nutcases, have responded to my comment pretending that my complaint is that I merely disagree with the political views of both of the websites in TFS. That's not the problem. The problem is they're unreliable and not likely to present a full picture of what's going on here. A good opinion piece from someone like Popehat might tell give us useful information, but failing that something written in a respectable news outlet as actual journalism would help. An opinion piece from a political blog, of any stripe, doesn't strike me as likely to do anything other than mislead.

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    27. Re: Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You evidently don't understand the circumstances under which judges are expected to recuse themselves, and you're engaging in emotional button pressing to prevent us from seeing it. Judges are expected to recuse themselves from participating in a case in which they have a conflict of interest (such a financial stake in the outcome or a personal relationship with those involved, either which would be expected to interfere with their impartiality) or if they cannot separate their feelings in the case from the facts of law at hand.

      If a judge dismisses cases of rape because "the broad was asking for it by dressing that way," or convicts a man even though his defence presents video of himself elsewhere at the time of the alleged assault because "all men are rapist pigs who can't be trusted," absolutely they have no place hearing cases involving rape.

      Judges are expected to self-recuse, but if it's very clear they should and haven't counsel can call for it - but you better be goddamn sure before you do, because to call on a judge to do so is basically openly and publicly accusing them of incompetence at best and willful malice at worst.

    28. Re: Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On further reflection, some Latin: mea culpa. I hadn't actually read the order where the judge says every single one of the attorneys appearing or seeking to appear in any of the 26 plaintiff states will take 3 hours of ethics CLE for each of the next 5 years, as will certain DC-based DOJ lawyers. That's easily a thousand lawyers- way more than would be afraid of being singled out for objecting. In that context, an appeal of the order doesn't seem that far-fetched.

    29. Re:Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps he's read the immigration laws that are on the books and actually attempts to enforce them, unlike Obama and his team of stooges.

    30. Re:Reliable sources by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      There's a link to the actual court ruling, so what difference does the source make?

      What's the matter, your delicate leftist sensibilities were bruised by having to wade through "offensive" material to find the link?

    31. Re: Reliable sources by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

      if they had acted ethnically.
      Do you mean "ethically" or what you actually wrote? If this piece was not about immigration the answer would be obvious.

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    32. Re:Reliable sources by squiggleslash · · Score: 0

      There's a link to the actual court ruling, so what difference does the source make? '

      The court ruling doesn't give any context. I want to know more than "A judge said something" because that's almost information free. As an example, it doesn't tell you who really went off on the deep end: the DOJ, or the judge, or both.

      What's the matter, your delicate leftist sensibilities were bruised by having to wade through "offensive" material to find the link?

      Are you an idiot? Is your criteria for "how I find out about the world" seriously "Is this source telling me what I want to hear"? I'm assuming some projection in your comment, because there's nothing in mine that bears any relationship to your extremist ideological twaddle.

      I'd have been happy if the links were to the WSJ (minus paywall) or Times of London. Links to a politically charged blog and an economically charged blog, both of which are obsessed with ludicrous conspiracy theories, is not acceptable or useful.

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    33. Re:Reliable sources by dcooper_db9 · · Score: 1

      What I provided was a link to a widely known publisher that confirmed the basic assertions presented in the summary. My link made it clear that it pointed to an editorial, and the article itself was clearly marked. Anybody interested in thinking critically about an issue will recognize the need to explore alternative views.

      In my opinion, a summary should include a link to a non-paywalled article hosted by a reputable publisher. By reputable I do not mean that the publisher is free of bias. I mean that the publisher has a history of correcting factual errors.

      It is incumbent on the reader to recognize that editors, publishers and reporters all have biases. We should evaluate those biases and seek out alternative views. Neither the original poster nor anyone else has a responsibility to provide a link to the perfect article. You are welcome and encouraged to do your own independent research.

      So far I have not found any articles with detailed analysis of the topic. Considering that this story broke on Friday it may be late next week before we see the topic explored in depth.

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    34. Re:Reliable sources by Bartles · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the NYTimes and Washington Post have reporters working in shifts on the story. Look, the actual judge's order is linked in the article. Just go read that and stop attacking the source.

    35. Re:Reliable sources by Bartles · · Score: 1

      The NYTimes and CNN aren't covering the story, so stop complaining about right-wing rags that are actually practicing journalism, and go read the actual judge's order.

    36. Re:Reliable sources by dcooper_db9 · · Score: 1

      The major question here is if the judge has the jurisdiction to issue this order.

      Apparently you've not been keeping up with the degree of unethical behavior by the DoJ in this case.

      That's correct. I had not read the order or examined the issues of the case. I was not commenting on whether the president has the authority he claims to have. Nor was I not commenting on whether the DOJ attorney's involved in this case deserved sanction. I was commenting on the unlawful overreach of the judges order. In claiming the power to sanction every DOY lawyer in 26 states the judge provides the following justification:

      The Court does not have the power to disbar the counsel in this case, but it does have the power to revoke the pro hac vice status of out-of-state lawyers who act unethically in court.

      In his own order the judge claims the authority to sanction attorneys under his jurisdiction who have acted unethically. Where does he get the authority to sanction attorneys who have never been the subject of a complaint?

      Even IF he doesn't have the authority to do so, he has fired a beautiful warning shot across the bow of the DoJ and given serious ammunition to each of the 26 states fighting the unlawful amnesty which can & will be used in state courts given the behavior of DoJ lawyers before this judge.

      No American should be pleased to have a judge exercising powers that are not granted to him under the law. How can anyone be outraged about the president's actions but applaud a judge who abuses his power?

      So finally, you acknowledge that this is in your opinion... which unlike that of the judge, has zero legal authority.

      Of course it's my opinion. If my opinion is wrong it is of little consequence. A federal judge's actions are of great consequence.

      How exactly do you envision that happening? The republican controlled House & Senate (which for the most part agree with the State's suit) impeaching them?

      I don't know if you've been following the election this year. A large turnout among Democrats could alter the balance in congress. The Democratic Party could end up with control of the executive branch and both houses of Congress. A Democratic Party nominee to the Supreme Court is likely to change the balance there as well.

      So yes, any decision in this case could be reversed. And this could end up being the first federal judge impeached for abuse of power in over 100 years.

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    37. Re:Reliable sources by Bartles · · Score: 1

      They specifically told the judge they did not issue permits. As a result he did not issue an injunction. They lied. They will probably be disbarred.

    38. Re:Reliable sources by Bartles · · Score: 1

      The DOJ has stated otherwise.

    39. Re: Reliable sources by Bartles · · Score: 1

      So Elena Kagan should have recused herself in the ACA case. Got it.

    40. Re:Reliable sources by Bartles · · Score: 1

      It most certainly does give context, if you read it.

    41. Re:Reliable sources by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      The court ruling doesn't give any context.

      Yes, in fact it does.

      Is your criteria for "how I find out about the world" seriously "Is this source telling me what I want to hear"?

      No, but yours appeared to be, from your comment: "I'm not saying the story's wrong, but could you have found better sources than the Daily Caller and Zerohedge?"

      I'm assuming some projection in your comment, because there's nothing in mine that bears any relationship to your extremist ideological twaddle.

      It's a free country. Assume away. It won't get you anywhere, but I will defend to the... uh... change in my pocket, your right to do so.

      I'd have been happy if the links were to the WSJ (minus paywall) or Times of London. Links to a politically charged blog and an economically charged blog, both of which are obsessed with ludicrous conspiracy theories, is not acceptable or useful.

      Wait a minute... didn't you just imply that the source doesn't matter? You just got done insulting me for having that very attitude (albeit incorrectly, as I actually stated the opposite). Right up there, a few lines above, in quotes.

      You leave me with little choice but to just repeat what I said before: I'm sorry your delicate eyes were offended by all that nasty material you had to be exposed to for the 10 seconds it took to find the link to the actual, unbiased source.

      Yours must be a very hard life, with all that offense going on all the time.

    42. Re: Reliable sources by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      That's the funniest typo I've read in a long time.

    43. Re: Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't abuse his power and he's punishing lying lawyers.

      You'll be in the minority of being on the defense of the lawyers. I don't need a study or source to know this, just common sense.

    44. Re: Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You used the word "innocent" with fucking lawyers. What the what? You do know they are... lawyers, right? Some of the most unethical creatures on the planet besides terrorists and drug lords. So let's not play like they are some innocent people being whak a moled maliciously. They've likely done everything in their power to present a one sided case while discarding anything that doesn't suit their point.

      That might be how civil litigation works, but should not be how the government (especially the federal government) acts.

    45. Re: Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for that. I respect Obama and Rhodes more, now.

      Fuck the war mongering establishment.

    46. Re:Reliable sources by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      So the judge was able to describe how his order would be received when he writing his order? It contains a description of the judge writing it that includes a representative range of opinions by his peers on his judgment, with those peers actually taking into account the order that he's writing?

      How did he perform this amazing act? Time travel?

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    47. Re:Reliable sources by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Yes, in fact it does.

      And how, may I ask, was the judge able to achieve that? Time travel? An amazing precognition ability that can predict, in some unbiased way, how his own rulings will be understood by the wider community?

      No, but yours appeared to be, from your comment: "I'm not saying the story's wrong, but could you have found better sources than the Daily Caller and Zerohedge?"

      You believe that wanting a better source is the same as wanting a source that tells me what I want to hear? This has to be projection on your part, because for normal human beings, wanting something "better" means "higher quality", or "something that is more of a _source_ - that is, something able to convey what happened with more accuracy - than the ones given.

      But, apparently, your view is that a "better source" is one that tells you what you want to hear.

      For the record, that might suit you, but it's not going to help you learn about the world around you. You'll end up literally becoming more and more stupid if you insist on judging sources by their point of view, rather than their ability to impart accurate information.

      Continue down that road, and you'll end up doing idiotic things. Like revealing to the whole of Slashdot that you don't understand why someone would value a "source" like the Guardian or the Daily Telegraph over a third rate politicized blog.

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    48. Re:Reliable sources by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Look, the actual judge's order is linked in the article. Just go read that and stop attacking the source

      As I've explained several times, a judge's order is useless without context. Without context, we don't know if this is Brown v. Board of Education, or one of Judge Roy Moore's pronouncements on gay marriage.




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    49. Re:Reliable sources by TechnoJoe · · Score: 0

      Where does he [the judge] get the authority to sanction attorneys who have never been the subject of a complaint?

      Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, Rule 11. Signing Pleadings, Motions, and Other Papers; Representations to the Court; Sanctions

    50. Re: Reliable sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Authority of the [Lawyer Regulatory Authority] and Court: Application of Ethical
      Rules, Discipline, Contempt, and Sanctions
        1. Authority Over Out-of-State Lawyer and Applicant.
      a. During pendency of an application for admission pro hac vice and
      upon the granting of such application, an out-of-state lawyer submits to the
      authority of the courts and the [lawyer regulatory authority] of this state for all
      conduct relating in any way to the proceeding in which the out-of-state lawyer
      seeks to appear. The applicant or out-of-state lawyer who has obtained pro hac
      vice admission in a proceeding submits to this authority for all that lawyerâ(TM)s
      conduct (i) within the state while the proceeding is pending or (ii) arising out of or
      relating to the application or the proceeding. An applicant or out-of-state lawyer
      who has pro hac vice authority for a proceeding may be disciplined in the same
      manner as an in-state lawyer.
        b. The courtâ(TM)s and [lawyer regulatory authorityâ(TM)s] authority includes,
      without limitation, the courtâ(TM)s and [lawyer regulatory authorityâ(TM)s] rules of
      professional conduct, rules of discipline, contempt and sanctions orders, local
      court rules, and court policies and procedures.

  2. Equal Justice Ha Ha Ha... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When a judge rules that a member of the Peasant Class has been intentionally deceptive; they do hard time for the crime of perjury. Has anyone written an app to cross reference: wealth, political affiliation, political connections, legal immigration status, and whether you are a member ofthe Bar, etc. to decide what laws apply to you and in what way. It gets complicated.
    Nixon can't wipe 18.5 minutes of magnetic audio tape but Hillary can wipe all the platters on a magnetic hard drive. See, it gets tricky.

    1. Re:Equal Justice Ha Ha Ha... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Nixon can't wipe 18.5 minutes of magnetic audio tape ...

      RM Nixon was pardoned for all criminal acts before he was even arrested. Now, the US DOJ, undoubtedly at the request of the White House, is ensuring any evidence against HR Clinton is buried.

  3. Whine much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Both articles quote the judge's order and then... y'know... LINK the order.

    And you scream "I'll believe it when a source I approve of says it?" (HINT: And not the judge's actual order...)

    Bet you would've said the same if Slashdot had posted a Daily Kos article about a judge slamming Bush' DoJ...

    1. Re:Whine much? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bet you would've said the same if Slashdot had posted a Daily Kos article about a judge slamming Bush' DoJ...

      Yes, they would have. The Carly Fiorina defense. When backed into a corner, caught in one of her blatent lies, she'd just accuse the person of working from the Trump or Clinton playbook.

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    2. Re:Whine much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Wow... did I strike a nerve? Because NEITHER of you complained when slashdot posted articles from Daily Kos and just happily lapped it up like the kool-aid drinkers you are.

      There's a search button... it works.

    3. Re:Whine much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's interesting to see just how badly this metaphorical well has been poisoned...

    4. Re:Whine much? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow... did I strike a nerve?

      Why no Carly - I see you are still trying to shift shit around though. You do realize that your post is exactly what I posted about.

      Because NEITHER of you complained when slashdot posted articles from Daily Kos and just happily lapped it up like the kool-aid drinkers you are.

      There's a search button... it works.

      Because I have no idea of the specific posts you are referring to. But yeah, you see, you even tried to discount my opinion by accusing me of "lapping it up like the Kool-aid drinker that you ( I ) am". Perfect Carly Fiorina defense.

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    5. Re: Whine much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up, faggot.

    6. Re: Whine much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that will put them in their place!

    7. Re:Whine much? by squiggleslash · · Score: 0

      Bet you would've said the same if Slashdot had posted a Daily Kos article about a judge slamming Bush' DoJ...

      Yes, yes, I would have done. I neither want someone to tell me what I want to hear, nor tell me what people I disagree with want to hear. I want a decent source that's going to make an effort to tell the truth.

      And no, linking to the judges order doesn't mean the source is OK. I don't want to have to read a judge's order to find out whether the article that linked to it has some vague relationship with reality.

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    8. Re:Whine much? by squiggleslash · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you'd like to link to this article that I apparently read and supported the use of Kos as a source?

      No? I'm not surprised. It never happened.

      This may come as a terrible shock to you, but the opposite of wanting trashy agenda-ridden media is wanting decent, attempts to be factual, media, not more trashy agenda-ridden media.

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    9. Re: Whine much? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Shut up, faggot.

      That's usually the next tactic

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    10. Re:Whine much? by Bartles · · Score: 1

      If you won't read the order how do you know the article is biased? It's pretty difficult to write an untruthful article with the original source placed front and center. What is much easier is not covering the story at all. You can go to CNN or any of the other traditional orgs for that.

    11. Re:Whine much? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you'd like to link to this article that I apparently read and supported the use of Kos as a source?

      No? I'm not surprised. It never happened.

      Don't recall anyone saying you did

      The point is that one person's trashy agenda ridden media is another's fair and balanced. And vice versa.

      Which makes dismissing news for that reason weak. Giving a good dissertation on why reportage of news from a particular cite is a lie, wrong, or has a specific agenda - without just saying the agenda is conservative doodyheads or liberal hand wringers - might be a much better tactic, as witnessed boy the response you received.

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  4. The Same OBama DOJ by Crashmarik · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whose attorney general Eric Holder waited until after the statute of limitation expired to decide whether or not to prosecute banks, then went to work for the same banks at a 10 million+/ year salary ?

    The same DOJ whose attorney general Loretta Lynch has been doing such a wonderful job on defending constitutional rights like proclaiming she would prosecute anti muslim hate speech in the wake of the San Bernadino attacks, would not prosecute Lois Lerner for abuse of office at the IRS, and will likely let Hillary skate on her violations of national security law ?

    Well I am shocked that attorneys from that DOJ would have ethics violations.

    1. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And the Democratic Party wonders why Bernie supporters are refusing to do as they're told and get behind Hillary, and why some are threatening to vote for Trump.

    2. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, thus far the judge has not blamed Loretta Lynch for this false statements... only former AG Eric Holder... who I agree, was more than a little unethical in his professional dealings.

    3. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by DaHat · · Score: 0

      You give too much credit to the Bernard fans who as the Trotskyite wing of the party, still don't understand the risks of going up against the Stalinist wing.

    4. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Justice Department politicized. News at 11.

      Were you as up in arms when the Nixon administration DOJ refused to prosecute Nixon?

    5. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by rahvin112 · · Score: 2

      The only people claiming Sanders voters are going to vote for Trump is Trump supporters.

      Sanders voters are more likely to stay home and not vote at all than vote for Trump. I support Sanders, I'd rather cut my testicles off than vote for Trump. Trump'll start WWIII because some foreign leader insulted him. And if he doesn't do that he'll gut the constitution and free speech to make it so people can't insult him. He'd fit right in with the average Arab Dictator.

    6. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Sanders voters are more likely to stay home and not vote at all than vote for Trump.

      Which still is an implicit vote for Trump as it helps to split the Democrat vote.

      While not a Trump fan myself, I will say "thank you!!!" on behalf of a friend who is one.

    7. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To properly highlight how rampant the corruption is, it is not an administration problem, it is a systemic issue. The DoJ personnel are life time employees. The culture has become corrupt. Which serves a sitting president well when they want something completely illegal done, say having the assistant attorney general forge the attorney general's signature, with the comatose hand of the attorney general. I was outraged when G.W. Bush's administration did that & I'm livid as the abuse has cranked up to 11 under obama. Spoiler alert ........... expect the corruption to get dialed up even higher going forward.

    8. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      source please, because my anecdotal data says you're full of shit, but then anecdotes aren't good enough to prove an absolute wrong.

    9. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Golly - So you defend the Nixon Administration's DOJ then? Because y'know all Justice Departments' are politicized?

    10. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I really doubt that Trump would intentionally start WWIII. But he might insult someone else enough that it got started because of him.

      FWIW, Hillary has apparently come out against TPP, so I'll probably grit my teeth and vote for her is Sanders loses. Otherwise I'll vote Green. It doesn't really matter, the state I live in is going to go Democrat no matter how I vote.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    11. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone on the democratic side needs to worry. The evangelicals in the republican party are going to stay home and that's 15% of the republican vote, and that's with the electoral math already against him and Hillary only needing to win Florida to take the white house. That is even if his past history doesn't destroy him during the real campaign which is highly likely. The media's been sitting on hundreds of prior interviews he's done over the years just waiting for the real campaign to start. Like the one where he brags about all the venereal diseases he's had, that will make one hell of a campaign add and robocall.

      Besides if I thought Trump had a chance in hell of winning I'd hold my nose and vote for Hillary. Hell I'd vote for Saddam Hussein to be president of America if I thought Trump could win. You'll find similar attitudes among many Bernie supporters. Trump doesn't have a chance, no republican did. The electoral math favors the democrats by about 100 electoral college votes. As I said all Hillary needs to win is either Florida or Ohio and Obama won both and she's beating Trump by about 20% in Florida's polls. You've got better odds to win a triple-double at the track then Trump does to win the presidency.

    12. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You left out the part where they operated a secret program to funnel guns to Mexican drug cartels in order to justify additional gun control, because "Gee look at all the guns Mexican criminals are getting from lax American gun stores!"

    13. Re: The Same OBama DOJ by jmac_the_man · · Score: 2
      The difference: Congressional Republicans demanded that Nixon resign. They voted, along with Congressional Democrats, in favor of articles of impeachment. Had Nixon not resigned, he would have been impeached and convicted with support from Democrats and Republicans.

      There wasn't any of the wagon-circling you saw with Clinton or Obama's DOJ, IRS, or EPA chiefs.

      Because Republicans hate us and want us to die... or something.

    14. Re: The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      November is going to be hilarious, when you feverishly pretend like you didn't say this.. Because you're about to look like a fucking moron.

    15. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish there was a mod "stupid fucking retard" for people like you. Hillary comes out for anything she believes will get her elected. She sat and told a Black radio station that she kept hot-sauce in her purse. The guy openly said something along the lines of 'sounds like you are pandering' to which she replied 'well, is it working?' And for dumb fucks like you it sadly is.

    16. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the Democratic Party wonders why Bernie supporters are refusing to do as they're told and get behind Hillary, and why some are threatening to vote for Trump.

      You sound mad. Are you mad enough to throw a chair?

    17. Re: The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Between the chair throwing and the death threats, the Bernie worshippers have proven themselves to be spoiled children.

    18. Re: The Same OBama DOJ by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      How much is Hillary's PAC paying you to post this?

    19. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Some Bernie supporters (probably a small minority) *have* threatened to vote for Trump.

      However, I can see a lot of them turning out to vote, but for Stein or some other 3rd party candidate, instead. Or they might just write-in Bernie's name.

    20. Re: The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says the fucking moron.

    21. Re: The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference: Congressional Republicans demanded that Nixon resign. They voted, along with Congressional Democrats, in favor of articles of impeachment. Had Nixon not resigned, he would have been impeached and convicted with support from Democrats and Republicans.

      There wasn't any of the wagon-circling you saw with Clinton or Obama's DOJ, IRS, or EPA chiefs.

      Because Republicans hate us and want us to die... or something.

      Another difference: Burglary is different than lying about a personal issue completely unrelated to the subject of an investigation. Burglary is also different than creating dumb name filters because you feel like you can't actually investigate every application that's coming into your office, resulting in excessive scrutiny of liberal groups (that's right, liberal groups were both investigated and rejected by the IRS at a higher rate than conservative groups, which is part of the liberal conspiracy to make it look like just another dumb attempt at making the paper-shuffling go faster). Burglary is also quite different than imaginary offenses.

      Of these, the first one is closest, and while I agree perjury in general is bad news, I do know asking very embarrassing personal questions that have no bearing whatsoever on the case at hand could be considered a perjury trap.

    22. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Trump doesn't have a chance, no republican did.

      I completely disagree, and honestly I think this is typical head-in-the-sand thinking from non-Republicans. The Republicans are winning all the lower-level elections: they control both houses of Congress, and they've been sweeping more and more state legislatures and governorships. Just 2 years ago, Democrats famously didn't bother turning out to vote and Republicans made huge gains nationwide.

      With Hillary as the Democratic standard-bearer, and lots of younger people mad about how Bernie's been sidelined, I don't expect it to be any better this year. Dems and other non-Republicans are going to stay at home, and Republicans are going to make more gains, and take the White House too.

      Don't forget, Republican voters, in general, are *much* more reliable about getting out to vote. Additionally, they're really big single-issue voters. Right now, their two big issues are immigration and guns. Trump has been endorsed by the NRA and is painting Hillary as a huge gun-grabber, and apparently has a concealed-carry permit himself so he actually is consistent on that. And of course he's also loved by the anti-immigration (legal or otherwise) folks for his stance there. By contrast, Hillary is completely despised by people on the right. Even if they have to hold their nose to vote for Trump, they'll do it to make sure she doesn't win. Toss in the fact that she's despised by so many on the left (the Bernie lovers) and things don't look good for her.

      Finally, I think Trump is a much better candidate than her (which isn't saying much I'll admit). Hillary is a huge warmonger. She's criticized Obama for not doing more warmongering, and she's a huge fan of Henry Kissinger, who bombed the shit out of Cambodia. I'd rather have Trump in there than have her start yet another war. He may be unpredictable, but he's not sold out to anyone but his own ego and has criticized warmongering and the Iraq War (royally pissing off Bush), while Hillary voted for the war.

      Trump's past is not a problem. He's been flip-flopping all over the place and people have voted for him anyway. They don't care about his past. They like what he stands for, that he's claiming to work for working-class whites (who the Dems haven't done anything for lately), and they've finally realized that the establishment Republicans are working against their best interests. Who knows how much they really *like* him, but it doesn't matter: to them, he's the best option they have in this race, by a long shot, except for Bernie, who they don't really like because they're generally conservative and wouldn't vote Democratic anyway even if he is the best choice for their interests (which he is).

    23. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Are you really naive enough to believe Hillary when she flip-flops like that?

      Trump really *is* against the TPP, unlike Hillary, so if that's the most important issue to you, Trump is the rational choice. Trump's flip-flopped on a bunch of things, but not the trade issue.

    24. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Frank+Burly · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia says Holder's net worth is $10m, so I doubt he makes that per year. Any source for that, or the allegation that he waited until after the statute of limitations had run to prosecute the banks?

    25. Re: The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that it turned out to be easy to find hundreds of photos of her using hot sauce at meals. And people that travel with her have literally supported the claim. I think about the worst you can say about it is that it seems like an exaggeration, but there's a fair amount of evidence to back it up.

      The fact that you see it only as some crazy lie just shows your mind already made up.

    26. Re: The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're simply not lifetime employees. US attorneys are nominated by the President and confirmed by the Senate, serving at the President's pleasure. While deputy and assistant US attorneys are not similarly confirmed, they are only subject to the same civil service protections every federal employee is.

    27. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This! As an independent who probably votes Dem or Dem-leaning more than half the time, I have a really hard problem with Trump v. Hillary. The ethical thing would be to not vote for either of them, but there's no acceptable 3rd party (or 4th, 5th, etc. down to and including Green) that has even the remotest chance of a competitive candidate. So it's one, the other, or nobody. Voting "nobody" abdicates my responsibility to make a choice useful for the country. So I'm flipping a coin, flipping a coin, ... and looking for relocation options should (as I expect will happen) Trump wins.

      With Sanders, there would be a real (if marginally insane, like all politicians) choice. Won't happen, though; Hillary has the establishment vote locked up at the convention. If The Party were smart, they would do Bernie for Pres, and Hillary for Vice. Yes, chose that term with intent.

    28. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      No one and I mean not a single person knows what Donald Trump is for or against other than himself. He's a liar that will say or do ANYTHING to get elected. The funny thing is half his supporters acknowledge this with winks and nods that claim he'll not do the stuff he's said that they don't like as if they can actually predict what he's lying about. Trump will do and say whatever it takes to win.

      You don't have any fucking idea what he believes or what he'll do if he won. The only thing you can be certain of is that Donald Trump will do whatever is in Donald Trumps best interest without regard for anyone else. That is the one consistent thing he's done his entire fucking life. You and all the other voters aren't even insects to him.

    29. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds mad to you? Did you grow up in a bubble or something?

    30. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, but, but.. Nixon!!

    31. Re: The Same OBama DOJ by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Plenty of wagon-circling with Reagan's treasonous deals with Iran. Or is it only bad when the Democrats do it?

    32. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      He's a liar that will say or do ANYTHING to get elected. ... Trump will do and say whatever it takes to win.

      Yes, but you can say the exact same thing about Hillary.

      The only thing you can be certain of is that Donald Trump will do whatever is in Donald Trumps best interest without regard for anyone else.

      Again, Hillary is the same, and quite likely much worse because she's in it for the money and the power, and is sold out to various interests, which is how she and Bill have become nearly billionaires. At least Trump is already rich and there's no evidence he's sold out to anyone. He's just in this for his own ego; he wants to go down in history as a President of the US. He might even do a decent job if he wants to go down in history as a good president.

      That is the one consistent thing he's done his entire fucking life.

      Hillary's been consistent that way too. Look at how she's attempted to destroy the reputation of every woman that Bill sexually assaulted.

      You and all the other voters aren't even insects to him.

      Sounds just like Hillary. Go read about how she treated the White House staff back when she was First Lady.

      Honestly, it's really pathetic that we're sitting here arguing over who's a bigger liar and who's more evil, since we idiot voters are poised to vote for one of them or the other, instead of the one guy who doesn't have any of that baggage.

    33. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It's easy for me: Trump is obviously to the left of Hillary, though not by much. With Trump, I won't worry as much about another war, whereas with her it's virtually certain. I think he's just an egomaniac blowhard who thinks he knows what's best for the country.

      As for Hillary for VP, I think that's a terrible idea because she's sure to have Bernie knocked off. There's a long trail of bodies surrounding the Clintons.

    34. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by sjames · · Score: 1

      I am considering voting for sanders as a write-in.

    35. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People should vote for the candidate they want. Always. Stay true to your beliefs. If that means someone you dislike wins instead of someone else you dislike almost as much, then so be it. At least you haven't acted like a completely spineless toad.

      Unlike you. But hey, do continue with your tactical voting. That has worked out oh, so well for the country, hasn't it? Moron.

    36. Re:The Same OBama DOJ by Toad-san · · Score: 1

      To be fair, Holder isn't going to work for the same banks .. not directly anyway. He's returning to the same law firm he left to take the Attorney General job:

      http://www.alternet.org/news-a...

      The fact that the law firm has those same banks as clients might perhaps explain how and why he got the Attorney General job in the first place, ne?

      His replacement, Loretta Lynch, is no better:

      http://www.theatlantic.com/mag...

    37. Re: The Same OBama DOJ by Bartles · · Score: 1

      If you can show me video of Trump or Hillary supporters throwing chairs, I will agree with you.

    38. Re: The Same OBama DOJ by Bartles · · Score: 1

      There were never charges that Nixon was responsible for the Burglary. In fact that was not in the articles of impeachment. It was the cover up, not the crime that did him in.

    39. Re: The Same OBama DOJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump is an egomaniacal blowhard, but that makes me think he is less likely to even think about what he says and more likely to start a war to distract us from his buffoonery.

      Oh well, maybe the Duchy of Grand Fenwick will accept our surrender.

  5. Just a class? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about suspension without pay or being fired. When a lawyer purgers himself, they should actually be held accountable. This is why conservatives hate big government.

    1. Re:Just a class? by HiThere · · Score: 0

      The conservatives say they don't want big government, but when conservative candidates get in they just make different parts of it bigger. And most of the conservative voters don't consider the subsidies they get to be "part of big government". But threaten to cut those subsidies and they let you know that's not what they meant.

      Now one problem here is that the phrase "conservative voters" hides a multitude of different constituencies. Each one has it's own set of subsidies that are "that's not what I meant by big government", and there are even a few that just don't want subsidies. But that number is a lot smaller than you would think once you actually start talking about cutting subsidies. There have been times before when the "conservatives" were both in power and trying to cut big government. Just about everything they tried to cut caused huge howls of rage from some group of their supporters, so we ended up with an even larger government. Just because one vocal group of conservatives have some targeted place where things should be cut doesn't mean that all the other groups agree with them.

      For that matter, in principle I'm in favor of a much smaller government. But the places where I favor cuts don't match those of the conservatives, because I'm socially a liberal, and I don't expect most people to be able to hold down a job in the next 15 years. And I feel that society works best if everyone feels that they are better off with it than without it. (Yeah, that's an impossible ideal. But one can aim for as few rejectionists as possible.)

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  6. order the lawyers to jail for contempt of court? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The judge could jail them if he wanted to have an actual effect on the ethically challenged DOJ lawyers. These ethics classes will be similar to court ordered driving safety classes for DUI cases. They'll show up for class to avoid fines or jail time, but they'll roll their eyes and consider it a patronizing waste of their time. And they would be correct. These lawyers aren't ignorant of what constitutes ethical behavior. They just don't care.

  7. Nothing to see here. Move along. by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1, Troll

    No surprise here. The 26 states don't have a case, found a sympathetic Republican-appointed judge who made a ruling favorable to the states, and judge retaliated against DOJ because the Obama Administration is moving ahead while repealing the decision. Republicans are always screaming about judicial activism — except their own, of course.

    1. Re:Nothing to see here. Move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If not for that pesky 5TH circuit upholding his injunction.

      You are nothing but a fucking zealot.

    2. Re:Nothing to see here. Move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Another hypocrite who will whine about abandoning the rule of law, ignoring regulations and abuse of government power - Except their own, of course.

      BTW - that's "appealing" the decision. A freudian slip I'm sure wasn't intentional or how your rose-colored view of the world works in your mind.

    3. Re:Nothing to see here. Move along. by DaHat · · Score: 1

      First...

      because the Obama Administration is moving ahead while repealing the decision

      Are you sure they are 'repealing' the decision? Though I guess that is the sort of thing an administration which doesn't respect the rule of law unless it says what they want it to say would attempt.

      Assuming you mean 'appealing':

      and judge retaliated against DOJ because the Obama Administration is moving ahead while appealing the decision

      Nice fictitious narrative you've got there. Wants some facts?

      The DoJ lawyers confirmed to the judge that these policies had not yet gone into effect at the time, and that they were not going to go into effect until a specific later date. The judge barred them from implementing the very same polices until after the case had completed... something which normally is within the power of a judge.

      As it turns out, the DoJ 'misrepresented' material facts, such as the facts that the polices had quietly been implemented months earlier and had continued after the judges initial ruling.

      You call this 'retaliation'? Most call this kind of activity: contempt of court, perjury and grounds for disbarment.

      Tell you what, go in to court, assure the judge that you've not had a drink since that DUI you are accused of, have him bar you from any drinking until the case is over... see what happens if he finds out about the amount of drinking you did both before & after his ruling.

    4. Re:Nothing to see here. Move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most call this kind of activity: contempt of court, perjury and grounds for disbarment.

      Tell you what, go in to court, assure the judge that you've not had a drink since that DUI you are accused of, have him bar you from any drinking until the case is over... see what happens if he finds out about the amount of drinking you did both before & after his ruling.

      He slaps you on the wrist with 3 hours of of AA meetings a year!? Either this Judge is a pansy or its not that big a deal.

    5. Re:Nothing to see here. Move along. by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Most judges don't like being willfully lied to... repeatedly.

      Oh no, you will be looking at a contempt charge at a minimum, and much less 'first time' deference when your DUI case is decided.

    6. Re:Nothing to see here. Move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are saying this Judge is soft then? Everyone is talking disbarment and jail time, but what they got was 3 hours a year of newb training. Why didn't he do more? Something not adding up here.

    7. Re:Nothing to see here. Move along. by DaHat · · Score: 1

      So you are saying this Judge is soft then?

      The lawyers who have lied in his courtroom have likely been barred from ever arguing before him again... one hopes a President Trump elevates a straight shooting judge like this and further limits the careers of those DoJ folks.

      Everyone is talking disbarment and jail time

      If you bothered to read TFA, you'd see the judge acknowledged he lacks the authority to disbar them. More so, jail risks (largely baseless) screams of "separation of powers!"

      The DoJ is however on notice regarding this behavior, setting a fairly clear president of should they fail to act as they are required in this and court rooms of the other 26 plaintiff states.

    8. Re:Nothing to see here. Move along. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Neither Obama nor his administration has a lawful ability to repeal a judge's decision. Only a higher court or a change in law or the U.S. constitution can do so.

    9. Re:Nothing to see here. Move along. by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You are nothing but a fucking zealot.

      That means what exactly?

    10. Re:Nothing to see here. Move along. by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Another hypocrite who will whine about abandoning the rule of law, ignoring regulations and abuse of government power - Except their own, of course.

      I'm no longer a Republican.

      BTW - that's "appealing" the decision. A freudian slip I'm sure wasn't intentional or how your rose-colored view of the world works in your mind.

      Uh, no. I traded in my rose-colored glasses when I became a Democrat. I read an article about the House repealing the 2001 war authorization before I made my comment. The word stuck in my mind.

      http://thehill.com/policy/defense/280339-house-to-debate-repealing-2001-war-authorization

    11. Re:Nothing to see here. Move along. by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Neither Obama nor his administration has a lawful ability to repeal a judge's decision.

      Correct. I got appeal confused with repeal because I read an article that the House is going to repeal the 2001 war authorization before I made my comment.

      http://thehill.com/policy/defense/280339-house-to-debate-repealing-2001-war-authorization

  8. Re:Only one nerd story on slashdot right now by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    No wonder this site has fallen

    Now that everyone is a nerd, anti-social nerds are a dying breed.

  9. Secular taliban by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Activist judges have taken over the country, in conspiracy with lawyers. The constitution is replaced by whatever they pull out of their arseholes, and they shove that down your throat, judicial terrorism.

    1. Re:Secular taliban by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Activist judges, presidents with executive orders, and a supine Congress with no backbone to stand up to it.

      Rather let them get away with it and hope it blows up in their face than stand up to it and get called names.

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  10. Disgusting by DarkOx · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Lynch and Holder have run the most overtly corrupt (and therefore like most corrupt) DOJ in history.

    I don't care much for Trump but I sure as hell hope he wins at this point because we need someone with the stones to actually look into and prosecute members of the former administration for their misdeeds. I can understand why that isn't a precedent most politicians want to see set, but its the only way we are going to get things cleaned up.

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    1. Re:Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the only way but at least this doesn't involve blood.

    2. Re:Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't imagine what makes you imagine that Trump would do any such thing.

    3. Re:Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, yes, members of the former administration need to be "prosecuted". And after them certainly any traitors, anybody who is disloyal, people who do things that aren't American or aren't Trump American, which is what American now means under Trump.

      In practice Trump will be too busy purging his military for the first few months. I suggest using that time to flee, and spending the rest of your life denying you voted for Trump. It doesn't look good see, people don't want to hear about how you're too dumb to know what would happen, so stick to "I voted for Clinton".

    4. Re:Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... prosecute members of the former administration for their misdeeds.

      Policies like that will have the Democrats and Republicans landing on him like a tonne of bricks. Either they'll impeach him or pass a law demanding congressional oversight for such prosecutions, which will ensure politicians are never punished. This is why Trump isn't as dangerous as he seems (which isn't that dangerous anyway since he's closer to the Democrats than to vote-pandering bat-shit crazy) and why Hilary is the dangerous one (since she stands for the same abuses of power that Bush junior committed).

      Remember, a new broom gets stuck in the filth.

  11. Re:Scooped by like everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lately?! Lately Slashdot has cut the scooped time down to a day or two, a huge improvement over a few months ago, of course nothing like the good old days, when Slashdot regularly had it first.

  12. Ethic classes for lawyers? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    That can't be compatible with the 8th.

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    1. Re:Ethic classes for lawyers? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Lawyers file a hostile working conditions class action suit in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ....

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  13. Re:Reliable sources? Give me a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So?
    You quote left-wing rags, founded and subsidized by sociopaths and psychopaths, ALL THE TIME!

    You sound like Mr. Pot calling Mr. Kettle "black". (Or African-American for those of you who don't know American Idioms.)

    Oh, Please try to keep up!

  14. Next step - disbarment by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

    The Obama DoJ has a long history of questionable ethics and former AG Eric Holder was held in contempt by Congress for stonewalling and withholding documents. A judge can refer any counsel to the bar for disbarment proceedings over ethics violations, as what has happened to one of the Prenda lawyers. Seeing firsthand evidence of the DoJ ethics in the case before him, this was his shot over the bow that he was not leaving out that option.

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    1. Re:Next step - disbarment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Obama DoJ has a long history of questionable ethics and former AG Eric Holder was held in contempt by Congress for stonewalling and withholding documents. A judge can refer any counsel to the bar for disbarment proceedings over ethics violations, as what has happened to one of the Prenda lawyers. Seeing firsthand evidence of the DoJ ethics in the case before him, this was his shot over the bow that he was not leaving out that option.

      Yes, but referral is an empty threat if the lawyers haven't done anything warranting disbarment. Perhaps you're not aware, but this is the famous "Birther Judge" we're talking about. He deals with the facts of the case even less than he deals with reality in general. The strategy in his courtroom is to get the case decided as quickly as possible, so that the appeals court can then decide the case correctly.

    2. Re:Next step - disbarment by Bartles · · Score: 1

      So, are you saying that because he is the Birther Judge, the DOJ did not, in fact, lie in Federal Court?

    3. Re:Next step - disbarment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, are you saying that because he is the Birther Judge, the DOJ did not, in fact, lie in Federal Court?

      Nope, I'm saying I'll wait for a competent judge to review the facts and make that determination, rather than take the ravings of a conspiracy nut as the truth just because he happens to wear black robes.

    4. Re:Next step - disbarment by Bartles · · Score: 1

      Would you take the DOJ admission to lying as fact?

  15. I'm horrified! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, lawyers lie to the court? Where will the world get to?
    Soon we'll have judges decisions marred by their personal political beliefs.

  16. "to be mislead" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, Zero Hedge? Did you outsource your writing to China?

  17. SpinSpin by Hylandr · · Score: 2

    This post is spinning so fast it's hard to read.

    What was *really* said and which side is in trouble?

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  18. Re:Reliable sources? Give me a break by quantaman · · Score: 2

    So?
    You quote left-wing rags, founded and subsidized by sociopaths and psychopaths, ALL THE TIME!

    I do? Maybe you've looked through my posting history and saw something I'm forgetting but I try to keep my sources pretty respectable. And yes this means I try to avoid citing the HuffPo.

    The Washington Times is not a reliable source of information. I'm sure they report lots of good stories, but if you go to the Washington Times as a primary source it's really hard not to come away with a severely distorted view of events.

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  19. Re:Only one nerd story on slashdot right now by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    I follow Supreme Court law blogs including Volokh, so on this story I'm dtf, but it is puzzling why slashdot has it.

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  20. Oh. It's the Birther Judge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The same judge who took (and is still taking!) Orly Taitz' birther case seriously. Really.

    So the deal is that a judge who is so unethical and biased that his decisions are guaranteed to be reversed on appeal still has some power -- before he makes a decision. So he keeps the cases going on and on, throwing around the full power of a federal judge, even though he's a nationally recognized disgrace. Basically if WorldNetDaily had the power to appoint judges, they'd have a hard time topping this clown.

    Why not impeached yet? It would require Congressional action, and his antics draw conservative praise while not actually causing any long-term harm since they'll be overruled. So he's there for life.

  21. Maybe instead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should just mandate that for *ALL* government staff involved in legal proceedings directly or indirectly.

    Additionally maybe they should require the equivalent classes for non-judicial/legal professionals on a similiar interval to remind them ALL they're supposed to be following the law, even if nobody outside the government is. (And why if that becomes true, it might be time to relax some of the laws they have passed in the meantime.)

  22. Re:Only one nerd story on slashdot right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stereotype much?

  23. Is this even remotely Tech related? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is a legal and political story.
    If the Judge is not just spouting, he can report them to the Bar.
    Or hold them in contempt.

  24. Can I ... by PPH · · Score: 2

    ... just have a buddy take the class and sign my name for attendance?

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  25. Ethics Slap on the Wrist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You know, if an ordinary human being lies to a judge, in a court, under oath, it's called perjury. You go to jail for that.

    Oh, these are lawyers, they get special treatment? Right, so there's a higher legal standard for officers of the court. They are never, never to bring the administration of justice into disrepute. They've done that too.

    A remedial ethics class is the merest slap on the wrist. What is called for is prosecution and disbarment. But you know, these are DOJ lawyers, so apparently they have a Get Out Of Jail Free card.

    Wasn't Lady Justice supposed to be blind?

  26. If they are intentionally deceptive... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    ... then taking a class is not going to change anything. If anything, it is going to teach them how to be *more* deceptive so that they won't get caught.

  27. This is a questionable action... by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 0

    Really, this is a questionable action which will be most likely overturned. The court can not arbitrarily order some lawyers to be required to perform actions that other lawyers do not need to do in order to appear before the court. They are placing an arbitrary barrier in front of a section of people, which can be likened to poll tests to prevent them from appearing in court.

    This case is also about immigration and enforcement of immigration laws. Laws that are FEDERAL laws, not STATE laws. District Attorneys have always had the say in terms of what crimes get prosecuted, especially when there are budget considerations (i.e. the prosecution office only has money to pay for 10 prosecutors for the year, and those prosecutors can only handle X amount of cases due to the time those cases take to prosecute). This is a STATE Judge slapping FEDERAL Attorneys because the Attorneys have made a different decision on priority of cases to bring before FEDERAL court. Now just imagine the uproar if a FEDERAL Judge did that to a STATE DA....

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    1. Re:This is a questionable action... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The FEDERAL laws bit didn't tip you off that he may just be a FEDERAL judge...

  28. Re:Scooped by like everybody by whipslash · · Score: 2

    Yes there are automated aggregators now, including Google. Slashdot still relies entirely on human editors. The main benefit of Slashdot is the discussion, not the speed of breaking stories.

    "Slashdot is not the Wall Street Journal. It is not The New York Times. Slashdot is an informal meeting ground. A town hall. A pub. A bulletin board in the quad on campus. Here people might not properly capitalize a proper noun. They might transpose letters in 'thier'. They might use jargon that isn't in oxford. And all of that is OK with me." -Cmdr Taco https://news.slashdot.org/stor...

    You're welcome to go somewhere else if you want the most up to date breaking stories, but we have decreased the window of old stories drastically since the site changed ownership hands a few months ago. Looking back at comments from 16 years ago though, and not much has changed with the "this isn't breaking news" or "this isn't news for nerds" gripes. Guess it's somewhat of a hobby.

  29. "misled" by beady.el7512 · · Score: 0

    Past tense of mislead is misled. The word pronounced like "led" that's spelled "lead" means element 82.

  30. Re:Reliable sources? Give me a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sound like Mr. Pot calling Mr. Kettle "black". (Or African-American for those of you who don't know American Idioms.)

    I'm not sure why you think that phrase has anything to do with African-Americans. It doesn't.

    Or is this some kind of weird attempt at poking fun at political correctness?

  31. he should take it himself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This man is a joke as a judge. Has the ethics of a typical neo-con that is attached to the kock bros. pants.

  32. Sigh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_S._Hanen

    "Andrew Scott Hanen (born December 10, 1953) is a United States federal judge of the Federal District Court in Brownsville, Texas"

    FEDERAL JUDGE.

  33. Re:Reliable sources? Give me a break by meadow · · Score: 0

    The federal government has failed and will even lie in a court of law to betray its citizens.

    Wait for Donald Trump to be president.

    This news - which is no doubt going to be suppressed to a massive extent by the oligarchy-controlled Big Media - is precisely what will help Donald Trump into office.

    Americans are sick of the betrayal by their broken - criminally treasonous - government.

    And kick out all illegals.

  34. Hold on guys.. Sounds like canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, Trump could be the best politician of all time. Why? He would not follow up with his promises. And everyone would *sigh* in relief. I'll definitely admit the difference between Justin Trudeau and Trump is not much. Trudeau won because we hated the bullshit pc party, fucking around with religion(please, Canada is not a religious state, sorry we don't need that) , killing all scientific endeavour in Canada in the most incredulous manner Canada has ever seen. Or making us have some variety of national fever(fuck off, were alright, just don't see the point of ) . Trump runs on quite the opposite end of the spectrum. etween in a country - but, not so much so that certain to break it aka go with political correctness vs ummm no. Break the promise. Most people sigh. Some don't.... Generally the people that believe in the good of man.

  35. Re:Oh. It's the Birther Judge... by hey! · · Score: 1

    You can't impeach someone for being a paranoid and incompetent.

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  36. Re:Oh. It's the Birther Judge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Impeachment is a political act, not a criminal one. They can impeach someone for anything, such as corruption, incompetence, or because it's Tuesday.

  37. Re:Oh. It's the Birther Judge... by hey! · · Score: 1

    Impeachment is a political act, not a criminal one. They can impeach someone for anything, such as corruption, incompetence, or because it's Tuesday.

    Nope. Federal impeachment, while it obviously has political dimensions (duh) is for criminal offenses only. You need at least some pretext of criminal misconduct to use it. Here is what the US Constitution says about the impeachment of federal office holders:

    The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other High crimes and Misdemeanors.

    Impeachment is effectively an indictment, which is followed by a trial. Impeachment of a federal judge is a big deal, because the trial has to be conducted by the entire US senate. In the entire history of the US there have been fifteen federal judges impeached, resulting in a total of eight convictions. None of them were for incompetence or Tuesday-ism.

    I wonder where people get their civics knowledge.

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  38. Re:Reliable sources? Give me a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sound like Mr. Pot calling Mr. Kettle "black". (Or African-American for those of you who don't know American Idioms.)

    I'm not sure why you think that phrase has anything to do with African-Americans. It doesn't.

    Or is this some kind of weird attempt at poking fun at political correctness?

    Duh... Even as a Euro...

    Calling someone black is frowned upon, with African-American as the substitute.
    Thus Mr. Pot calling Mr. Kettle African-American. Yes, for political correctness.

  39. So sorry, but when you typed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I really doubt that Trump would intentionally start WWIII. But he might insult someone else enough that it got started because of him."

    You were a bit late to the party:

    1. Hillary's husband Bill lit the fuse on WWIII when he appeased and ignored AQ as it arose under Bin Laden, and famously chose not to react to the bombing of the USS Cole, refused to kill Bin Laden, and bragged about his amazing agreement with North Korea that guaranteed North Korea would never get nuclear bombs.

    2. George W Bush got into the office and infamously got all discombobulated and distracted from AQ in Afghanistan to run off and finish his daddy's unfinished business in Iraq. He did nothing about the already nuclear Pakistan (other than name them "evil"), left Bill Clinton's amazing act of gullibility in place in North Korea, and continues his daddy's policy of partnering with the evil Saudis who are half (the other half being Iran) of the evil intellectual and financial base of the militant Jihadi terrorism that now plagues the entire planet.

    3. Obama got into office and, with Hillary Clinton as his SecState, celebrated the surrender of the few gains made in Iraq and Afghanistan. Hillary acted like a kindergarten teacher with a stupid prop "reset button" with Russia (with whom relations are now the worst since the Cold War) and she and Obama and their friends in airconditioned San Francisco "social media" companies lit the fuse on the "Arab Spring". They openly bragged that this embrace of the Muslim Brotherhood (which was the last fragment of Hitler's NAZI war machine) was a great thing. This action and the complete bumbling of Syria and Iraq have created and tolerated the rise of ISIS/ISIL, a modern terrorist state. You could some of Hillary's bragging about her role in all this here except that in this campaign year the Democrat-run State Department has scrubbed it from history.

    Under Clinton/Bush/Obama China is rising to be a hostile global power, Russia is back to its old evil ways of arming bad guys around the planet and grabbing land from other countries, NATO has so degraded that it cannot currently defend or deter against anybody or anything. At worst a Trump presidency allowing it degrade further would have no actual impact because it's already so weak. At best, he might shock the allies enough to wake them up about their own needs for defense. Under the trifecta of bad presidents previously named, the US has been rapidly disarming, Russia and China are rapidly modernizing and arming, and every nasty theocrat and/or dictator is going nuclear and developing ballistic missiles.

    In short: There's already a third war raging on this planet that is of global scope. Nobody now could possible accidentally trigger what is already underway. Obama has now given Iran (the planet's previously greatest sponsor of global Islamic terror) about a hundred billion dollars and a clear path to nukes. The fires are just kindling all about a significant part of the globe and all that's needed is for the mad mullahs of Tehran to get their nukes. I'd give it ten years before a Pearl Harbor-style day but on a massive scale.

    1. Re:So sorry, but when you typed by HiThere · · Score: 1

      While I only dispute your assertions to the extent that I date it the conflicts back to the 1950's, and probably consider the Korean War to be the start of it, that's not what anyone who uses the term WWIII means. As you probably knew.

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  40. What makes this worse is congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US Senate confirmed Obama AG Lynch to her post right after she explicitly told them in her hearings that she had no intention of upholding her oath if confirmed.

    Senators of both parties love to pontificate on high matters of principles, but they actually do what Wall St pays them (via campaign cash) to do. Obama did not want an AG who would uphold the laws, and neither did all the Wall St people who funded his campaigns with more cash than any before in history. Obama picked and nominated her, and the Senate Republicans (supposedly his opponents) joined with his Senate Democrat friends to confirm her, just as they have funded all his programs rather than actually trying to oppose him by defunding ANY of his actions.

    Human beings are imperfect and easily corrupted, which is why you CANNOT ever have a massive government that is not corrupt.

    The best you can do is to have a small government that puts as little power as possible into the hands of politicians and bureaucrats, and keep that government out of as much of the society and the lives of the citizens as possible. The moment you let government grow and get involved in stuff is does not absolutely need to be involved in, people with money discover that they can game the system and make even more money and get even more power by influencing that government...... and the corruptible people in that government start to enjoy the corruption. The whole thing then becomes an amplifying feedback loop.

    The best way to win, is not to play (the big government game)

  41. um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The original poster probably posted it because these are the same sort of government lawyers who always insist they are soooooper ethical and can be trusted (fine print redacted, of course) with warrantless wiretaps (from secret courts) of our phones, e-mail and other internet snooping, and even backdoors into all our tech gear.

    You Obama fanatics need to lighten up and stop screaming any time a post occurs that could possibly taint your guy. He's safely in office through until January and could murder a guy on live TV and be confident the gutless GOP in congress would do nothing while his own party would celebrate and start a number of tax-exempt online groups for infamous actual geriatric WWII NAZI collaborator George Soros to funnel his evil money through to start justifying the deed; He got a lot of the crap you wanted done - the nation has indeed been "fundamentally transformed". There's no need to keep pretending he's an ethical good guy. You can finally just accept that he's done all the nasty privacy-robbing, economy-trashing and foreign policy havok wreaking. You should be celebrating all these achievements. Gays can marry! Yay! Everything else, no matter how bad, is A-OK.

  42. Re:Reliable sources? Give me a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The federal government has failed and will even lie in a court of law to betray its citizens.

    Wait for Donald Trump to be president.

    And kick out all illegals.

    I get the white power thing, I really do. I don't agree with it, but I get it.

    But to hold Trump up as honest, or a straight shooter is completely divorced from reality.

    Clinton lies the way most politicians lie, saying things that may be technically true in 1% of cases and holding them out as generalities. Trump... Trump just panders to everyone and anyone in range with flat out "pants on fire" lies.
    He'll contradict himself in pretty any speech that he isn't reading from prepared remarks. He was for going into Libya until he wasn't. He was for the Iraq war until he wasn't. The family values/character party candidate is on his third wife, bragged about cheating and referred to his bouts of VD as his own Vietnam. The cognitive dissonance is deafening.

  43. Funny coming from you by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Most judges don't like being willfully lied to... repeatedly.

    How about you provide that evidence that you have not been lying to me repeatedly?

    1. Re:Funny coming from you by DaHat · · Score: 1

      How cute, you think you bait me into spending any more substantive time on you, despite your continued stalking.

      You still are not worth my time.

    2. Re:Funny coming from you by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You wasted a VAST amount of time repeating the email thing over and over but no Pfizer stuff in sight despite you saying otherwise.
      Go on - it will only take a few seconds to cut and paste to prove that you are not a liar.

      It's not "stalking" - it's a consequence of your actions and me asking you to prove that your word is not entirely worthless.

  44. App for that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    App appers are appy to app your law app-licability app, because app appers love apping apps!

    Apps!

  45. Naughty corner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the judge could order the lawyers to jail for contempt of court?

    We recently heard about the Sun Micro-systems vs Google case where the lawyers essentially lied about the relevance of the facts.

    There needs to be a worse punishment than standing in the naughty corner, which is the current punishment. Otherwise it becomes the cost of 'doing business' and will result in 'shopping' for a suitably ignorant judge.

  46. News for Nerds? by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    WTF is this??

  47. Re: Reliable sources? Give me a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " The federal government has failed and will even lie in a court of law to betray its citizens.
    Wait for Donald Trump to be president"

    Wait for what? People that think we have a king that runs this place now, are the ones that think a new king will change everything. The issue isn't the king it's the kingdom's subjects.(lying, immoral DOJ lawyers are not going to change, no matter who the king is). Much easier to put the problem of fixing it it on someone or something else, avoid personal responsibility it's the new American way.

  48. Re:Reliable sources? Give me a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since you apparently can only judge a book by its cover:

    YOU are not a critical thinker

    YOU are too lazy to be objective

    YOU are not able to coming to an independent judge

    YOU are the kind of person who makes decisions based on ideological purity and truth

    YOU are not the kind of person who should be trusted for advice or honesty

    A person who is a critical thinker can read Pravda, Das Kapital, and the scribbles of uneducated slaves, and still extract useful information. You are claiming you are incapable of doing that if the color of the book is wrong or if the author is someone you do not like or of the wrong skin color! You are not much to judge or to give advice!

  49. Re:Reliable sources? Give me a break by quantaman · · Score: 1

    Since you apparently can only judge a book by its cover:

    YOU are not a critical thinker

    YOU are too lazy to be objective

    YOU are not able to coming to an independent judge

    YOU are the kind of person who makes decisions based on ideological purity and truth

    YOU are not the kind of person who should be trusted for advice or honesty

    A person who is a critical thinker can read Pravda, Das Kapital, and the scribbles of uneducated slaves, and still extract useful information. You are claiming you are incapable of doing that if the color of the book is wrong or if the author is someone you do not like or of the wrong skin color! You are not much to judge or to give advice!

    You're (ironically) making a lot of unwarranted (though mostly unfalsifiable) assumptions, including a bizarre closing claim that I'm racist all based on the fact I try to avoid relying on unreliable sources as support for my arguments???

    Contrary to your portrayal some of my most read sources are viewpoints that I strongly disagree with, and as opposed to making decisions based on "ideological purity and truth" I'd say my actual flaw is being a contrarian who resists ideological purity in favour of pragmatic goals.

    The problem is the Washington Times and similar sources is they're actively and aggressively trying to persuade you of their world view and crafting the narrative to achieve that goal, a critical thinker would realize that although the report contains elements of truth it's non-trivial to determine which elements are the truth.

    My objection was sending someone to the Washington Times as a primary source, the reasons for a person to do that is if they're trying to deceive the audience or if they're already so deceived themselves that they think they've found a good source.

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  50. Perjury by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Accusing the DoJ lawyers of deliberate acts of untruthfulness, Judge Hanen wrote, “The United States Department of Justice has now admitted making statements that clearly did not match the facts. It has admitted that the lawyers who made these statements had knowledge of the truth when they made these misstatements.”

    I see that perjury is only considered a crime if you don't work for the government.

  51. Re: Reliable sources? Give me a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Calling someone black is frowned upon? Fuck off. Is calling someone white frowned upon? There's no negative or racist connotations to call someone black, unless you're also implying something else, where the else part is the racist part.

  52. Re: Reliable sources? Give me a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THE pot calling THE kettle black. Get the real meaning now?

  53. WTF did they do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For god's sake, whatever you do, don't tell us what the DOJ lawyers did.