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Rovio's Desperate Push For 'Angry Birds' Movie (venturebeat.com)

An anonymous reader writes:Last year Rovio "cut 213 jobs, affecting all departments except those working on the film and its related projects," remembers VentureBeat, describing their effort to make a movie about three outcast birds on an island of happier birds who all meet in an anger management class. But "Since Rovio funded the entire film, the directors didn't have to answer to an executive committee or a board of trustees..." reports VentureBeat, quoting director Clay Kaytis as saying "We had to make ourselves happy... We were making the films for [ourselves] instead of for a larger entity that expects something in return."

After working for four years from a script by Jon Vitti (a writer for both The Simpsons and The Office), and funding a marketing onslaught that lasted nine months, Rovio finally saw their Angry Birds movie open in this weekend's #1 spot, according to the New York Times. "Most of the 'Angry Birds' financial risk fell to Rovio, the Finnish video game company, which paid $173 million to make and market the movie. As such, Rovio will receive the bulk of any profit."

In China, McDonald's released special Angry Birds burgers with red or green buns...which at least one patron complained made the buns look moldy.

145 comments

  1. I guess... by war4peace · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They risked and won, now would they hire those employees back?

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    1. Re:I guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why would they? They were in departments unrelated to the movie ("affecting all departments except those working on the film and its related projects") , so the movie's (financial) success is no reason to rehire people to make games, that will continue to lose money for the company.

      What this does mean is that 2Angry2Birds will be given the go ahead and Rovio will transform itself into a third rate animation company rather than a third rate mobile game company.

    2. Re:I guess... by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Why would they? They were in departments unrelated to the movie ("affecting all departments except those working on the film and its related projects") , so the movie's (financial) success is no reason to rehire people to make games, that will continue to lose money for the company.

      What this does mean is that 2Angry2Birds will be given the go ahead and Rovio will transform itself into a third rate animation company rather than a third rate mobile game company.

      Regardless of whether the games are any good or whether the games are making them money, the only reason anyone went to see the angry bird movie (and the only reason it was financially successful) is because of the games. I seriously doubt anyone who hasn't played the game went to watch the movie (unless it was to accompany their child addicted to the games)

    3. Re:I guess... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      What this does mean is that 2Angry2Birds will be given the go ahead and Rovio will transform itself into a third rate animation company rather than a third rate mobile game company.

      What's the difference?

      Character design is the main point of both. Artwork, voices, animation is needed for both, models can be reused.... the main difference between a movie and a game is the length of the cutscenes and a few lines of Unity programming (or flash or whatever game engine is used)

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    4. Re:I guess... by beuges · · Score: 1

      We watched it with our 7yo daughter, who has played the game once or twice when I showed it to her, but is nowhere near an addict. She's been waiting for this moving for months, purely based on the trailers and implied entertainment value, and not at all because of the game itself.

      I suspect the 9 month marketing onslaught was to ensure that the movie would be watched by people who haven't played the game, and it clearly worked, having opened at #1. While Angry Birds has been a very popular game across all mobile platforms for a few years now, there's no way they could rely purely on their gamers to support the movie and allow it to be a huge success.

      In fact, after watching the movie, I introduced the game to my daughter again, and she still hasn't really taken to it. While I'm sure they got a huge number of new installs after people watched the movie, I'd be surprised if their long-term player base increases in line with the movies success. Just because the movie is based on a game doesn't mean it's aimed only at the gamers.

    5. Re: I guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Angry Birds is a global brand, and Rovio are a brand management company. It ceased to be about the game a long time ago.

    6. Re:I guess... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Rovio will transform itself into a third rate animation company rather than a third rate mobile game company

      Is it a third rate company? I've not played Angry Birds in a while (I quite when I managed to nuke it and lose my progress), but I though it was a very well done game. Why do you think it's third rate?

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    7. Re: I guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rovio was always going to be a one hit wonder with every drop of brand value squeezed out of it like an aging hooker on an abusive pimps roster.

      Anyone who invested in it thinking there were long term returns to be had is a fucking idiot.

      The smart ones are the ones who got in early and fleeced the fucking idiots.

    8. Re:I guess... by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      I guess if those job functions are needed again, they might. But if they're not, then probably no.

    9. Re:I guess... by GNious · · Score: 1

      Rovio will transform itself into a third rate animation company rather than a third rate mobile game company

      Is it a third rate company? I've not played Angry Birds in a while (I quite when I managed to nuke it and lose my progress), but I though it was a very well done game. Why do you think it's third rate?

      I'd suspect he/she is the kind who doesn't accept something being a game, unless its minimum hardware requirements include a 400 USD mouse.

    10. Re: I guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "One hit wonder"

      I think Bad Piggies was a really good follow up top Angry Birds. But yes they have milked these characters pretty bone dry.

    11. Re:I guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems a bit premature to say "they risked and won" based on only a $150M take on this first weekend, considering they ploughed $173M into the movie. The box office take is not necessarily indicative of 'profit' as most everyone knows, especially Peter Jackson when he was told his multibillion dollar Tolkien franchise wasn't nearly as profitable as it looked so the studio bosses tried to short him by a bunch. Better wait to see what Sony will say at the end of it all as to how much Rovio will get.

    12. Re:I guess... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      In fact, after watching the movie, I introduced the game to my daughter again, and she still hasn't really taken to it. While I'm sure they got a huge number of new installs after people watched the movie, I'd be surprised if their long-term player base increases in line with the movies success. Just because the movie is based on a game doesn't mean it's aimed only at the gamers.

      It's mentioned in TFA that for future generations of the games, the characters will look like they do in the movie, just like the TV cartoon revamped the style of the characters. The idea is to keep the brand alive by keeping it fresh, giving it a little love from time to time. The long-term goal is that your 9yo will play an Angry Birds game SOMEDAY ... for the brand to be as enduring as Mario, essentially.

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  2. News for nerds... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 0

    ...stuff that matters.

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    1. Re:News for nerds... by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nerds don't care about video games or movies? Or records like "largest independent movie ever made"? From what I can tell, it's the biggest budget independent movie ever made, and if it does as well as they hope, will be the largest in the box office as well.

      Though they'll never make a sequel. Based on history, either Microsoft or Disney will buy them for $10B if the movie doesn't flop, and doesn't look to be flopping so far.

    2. Re:News for nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I dunno, current Slashdot doesn't seem to care about nerd culture anymore. There's almost nothing on video games (although to be fair, Dice Slashdot basically kicked all the gamers off Slashdot with their amazingly biased anti-gamer stories), and there's rarely coverage on things like the Avengers movie or the new Star Trek TV series.

      Of course, part of that is that to a large degree this stuff is more mainstream - I don't need to come to Slashdot to see stories about the upcoming Start Trek series or the newly announced Star Wars movies. But, even though I hate anime and don't care about it, I've come to miss the Slashdot of old when the original editors would post stories about their favorite anime. It was always interesting to see aspects of nerddom covered that I wasn't part of.

      So, yeah - on the current Slashdot, this story is out of place. Current Slashdot seems to be more heavily targeted solely at IT geeks and not at general "nerddom."

    3. Re: News for nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So, yeah - on the current Slashdot, this story is out of place. Current Slashdot seems to be more heavily targeted solely at IT geeks and not at general "nerddom.""

      Are we even reading the same site? Current Slashdot seems to be focused on politics and social justice issues.

    4. Re:News for nerds... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Is pre-2012 Star Wars not counted as independent any more?

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    5. Re: News for nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bugger off, ya twat!

    6. Re: News for nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was never indie unless you think 20th Century Fox is indie.

    7. Re:News for nerds... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Troll

      Dice Slashdot basically kicked all the gamers off Slashdot with their amazingly biased anti-gamer stories

      You poor, pitiful fuck.

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    8. Re:News for nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nyquil and tequila are a wicked mix."

      Indeed, might I a source of doxylamine that does not contain acetaminophen if you would like to drink?

    9. Re:News for nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, look, here come the anti-gamers, who'll happily cry "harassment!" when someone dares bring evidence to refute a woman's false point while happily dishing out abuse of their own to anyone who questions their fallacious logic.

      I really should reset my account password solely so that I can block you. Except I don't think Slashcode ever implemented that. Maybe I should write an extension. I mean, the Twitter anti-gamer crowd already has their own extension to do that.

    10. Re:News for nerds... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I really should reset my account password solely so that I can block you.

      If you call the Slashdot 800- number, they'll give you instructions on how to do that.

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    11. Re:News for nerds... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Yeah, being able to break out of the standard distribution network for content (aka extortionists) is huge.

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    12. Re:News for nerds... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Distributed by Sony, so not sure that's breaking the distribution network, but didn't use Columbia for production (at least according to TFS).

    13. Re:News for nerds... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      ok, so nothing special.

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    14. Re:News for nerds... by allo · · Score: 1

      Nerds do not care about casual smart phone games with in-app purchases, which are undead for a long time.

    15. Re:News for nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if he means anti-gamer or pro-women. Hard to tell those apart lately.

    16. Re:News for nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like games, but I'm not into the woman hating stuff, so I don't cut the 'gamer' mustard. :-/

    17. Re:News for nerds... by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not sure if he means anti-gamer or pro-women. Hard to tell those apart lately.

      I am bored AF with all of those stories myself, they are boring and the people who submit them are boring. Just the same old tripe, hashed and rehashed. But nobody has chased gamers off of Slashdot. I am a gamer. I have been a gamer since I was a child, and I am willing to identify as a gamer in public. I have not been chased off of Slashdot. I have not even felt the slightest pressure to leave Slashdot because I am a gamer. Maybe that's because I'm not one of these "all women are teh evils only good for teh secks" types.

      Not all Gamers are Gamergaters, and only the latter group has been hounded off Slashdot, to the extent that this is even true, which is it not. There are still plenty of them here, and sometimes they even leave a comment that proves it.

      Not all Gamers feel butt-hurt by the SJW contingent. Some of us just roll our eyes like we did at the overly PC contingent that showed up in meatspace in the 1980s. I grew up in Santa Cruz, where there are (these days, but for some time) as many gay bars on the main strip as there are "normal" ones, and where hippie granola is crunching everywhere. Back then we had drum circles on the mall. People who think SJWs are new or novel are seriously fucking new themselves.

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    18. Re:News for nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, no. Slashdot doesn't have crap when it comes to IT anymore. The best you can hope for in that field is the covering of the latest Linux kernel release info. Most of the other "tech" sector news is about the business end where morons who can't balance their checkbooks tell us about how Company X is going to be filing for Chapter 13 next week for some inane reason. And the sad thing is that this isn't even in support of any other technology, it's done because of all the "I hatezx da Compony X!!!!1111!!!!" derp.

      The rest is poorly summarized science articles from even poorer sources that get turned into some comedy sketch in the comments section and political bashing.

      If you're looking for real nerd news there's about 50 other sites that can beat Slashdot in a walk.

    19. Re:News for nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glad Slashdot is full of Angry Birds apologists.

      What the fuck could "independent" even possibly mean if not "we weren't given a massive budget"?

    20. Re:News for nerds... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      What the fuck could "independent" even possibly mean

      "Not produced by an existing movie studio." You should stick to your native language, English is obviously too hard for you.

    21. Re: News for nerds... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I think, though, that Lucas was able to finance Return of the Jedi entirely on his own, and that was a pretty big movie. (For Empire, he started out self-financing but had to approach 20th Century Fox again when cost overruns threatened his loan.)

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    22. Re:News for nerds... by thewolfkin · · Score: 1

      People who think SJWs are new or novel are seriously fucking new themselves

      they just got rebranded by their opposition. I remember when White Knight was an insult feminists used then the anti-PC err. anti political correct because this is /. people basically tried turning it on supporters and now it's an insult to any man who supports women. But you're right no gaming or gamer articles is not that big a deal. and no the "gamer" aren't gone. I've seen /. get surprisingly racist and/or sexist like I was lurking back in the 5 to 6 digit user ID transition and I don't recalling it getting as racist/sexist as I've seen .. I want to say Last year? or the year before.

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    23. Re:News for nerds... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      so I don't cut the 'gamer' mustard.

      But do you cut the gamer cheese?

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    24. Re:News for nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a nerd, and I don't come here as much as I used to. I'm not a gamer, and I don't feel like I've been run off so much as I've seen the quality gradually fade. Today, I tend to split my time between this site and the red/brown site, but I feel more welcome and less corporate icky over there.

      I'm pro-women, but it's not clear to me that there's a "right" side to be on on the whole Gamegate thing.

      And SJWs aren't pro-anything. They're just selfish self-promoters.

  3. Re:Let me guess by Fwipp · · Score: 1

    If you look at the cast list; it's actually quite the sausage party: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt19...

  4. They waited too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Kids are into minecraft now and Angry Birds interest seems to have waned significantly

    1. Re: They waited too long by johnsmithperson123 · · Score: 1

      Of course, by the time there's Minecraft: The TV Show they'll all be doing something else.

    2. Re: They waited too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know any kids interested in Tetris, yet they are making a movie about that too.

      Stupid how they are taking games without a plot and turning them into movies. And it's not even about the movie, just about how many toys or hamburgers they can sell at McDonald's. And the people are so foolish they watch these films deprived of all artistic merit, prompting more and more of them to be made.

      To the people of they world, stop watching and supporting this dreck. Don't even pirate it. Just plain don't watch it. Watch some original content on YouTube if you must, but instead, how about go outside and throw a ball around with friends? Gets exercise and socializing, two things kids today DESPERATELY need.

    3. Re:They waited too long by atheos · · Score: 1

      nah, my kids love minecraft and Angry Birds, and they loved this film. I didn't hate it either.

    4. Re: They waited too long by allo · · Score: 2

      tetris is timeless.

    5. Re: They waited too long by famebait · · Score: 1

      Still holding out for Minesweeper The Movie!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    6. Re: They waited too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still holding out for Minesweeper The Movie!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      I'm not going to be happy until I'm watching Angry Minecraft-sweeper Birds VIII: The Tetris Years.

      Go on. Tell me that wouldn't be an instant box office hit.

    7. Re: They waited too long by tomhath · · Score: 1

      If the movie could include frogs hopping across a road it would be a smash

    8. Re:They waited too long by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

      Ah yes. Those of us with children (in my case, grandchildren) will see it irregardless of whether or not we would of sought it out on our own. And for the most part, we will enjoy it. It's in the sharing of that time with your (grand)kids that produces the value to a film like this.

      This is something the childless here will never understand.

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    9. Re:They waited too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So there's a very narrow demographic here who will see it, and it's mainly people who don't have time to see movies. Brilliant.

    10. Re:They waited too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is something the childless here will never understand.

      Yes, we're too busy sorting out the difference between "would've" and "would of" to understand human relationships.

    11. Re:They waited too long by afidel · · Score: 1

      I didn't hate it but I thought the other part of the double feature (Ratchet and Clank) was significantly better, if still a bit lacking.

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    12. Re: They waited too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the history of art is full of people like you being proven wrong.
      the movie had to be written. that's creative.
      the characters had to be made and animated. though it's a kind of drudgery, it's still creative.
      someone had to art direct, direct cinematography (virtual cameras are still subject to the craft), direct performances, edit, colour grade, etc. these all on their own are just as much art as blobbing paint on a canvas, or chiseling a piece of marble.

      so i will not get off your lawn.

    13. Re: They waited too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft already has decided to jump in and tank Minecraft, so won't be a surprise.

      Mi*ft ftw!

  5. I'm sorry, but I have to by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    In China, McDonald's released special Angry Birds burgers with red or green buns...which at least one patron complained made the buns look moldy.

    No, Mr. Crabs, it's not tainted meat - it's PAINTED meat!

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    1. Re: I'm sorry, but I have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's China. It's likely painted AND tainted. If it's even meat at all and not outright fake.

    2. Re:I'm sorry, but I have to by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      The buns may look moldy but at lease it will change your poop fun colors!

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  6. Re: Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Of course, females don't get angry. They are the delicate and dainty species. If females ruled the world, there would be no war or violence.

    Otoh, blacks do get angry, but it's only because the white man is holding them down. So I'm not sure if that counts.

  7. Jusr saw it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    It was surprisingly good. They actually had pretty reasonable explanations for why the characters have the abilities in the game (or as much as a movie about a bunch of sentient flightless birds and green pigs could have.)

    1. Re:Jusr saw it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is because of people like you the march towards Idiocracy continues...what kind of adult goes to see Angry Birds???

    2. Re:Jusr saw it... by sjames · · Score: 4, Informative

      At a minimum, adults who have kids. Then there's adults looking for something light who are tired of car crashes and unfunny 'comedies'.

    3. Re:Jusr saw it... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe somebody can make a movie based on gorilla.bas. That's as good as 'Angry Birds' and it runs on my old PC-XT. Just a handheld VHS camcorder and my PC-XT. I guess it wouldn't win any awards for 'high budget.' And Microsoft would probably sue.

    4. Re: Jusr saw it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which means you're a fool without me even having to ask anymore questions.

      This world needs LESS people, not more, you selfish entitled bitch.

    5. Re: Jusr saw it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your reply has convinced me you are right.

    6. Re:Jusr saw it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES do it do it do it!

      mooo

    7. Re: Jusr saw it... by Dog-Cow · · Score: 2

      Anyone who believes no one should have children due to overpopulation is a complete and total hypocrite. Until they commit suicide, of course.

    8. Re: Jusr saw it... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      s/LESS/FEWER/

      (gets out popcorn)

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    9. Re: Jusr saw it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/LESS/FEWER/

      (gets out popcorn)

      s/popcorn/dildos

      Whoa there Hoggie, why did you bring a bucket of sex toys to a grammar correction party?

    10. Re:Jusr saw it... by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      The Japanese have already made hundreds of monsters-fighting-each-other-in-Tokyo movies with essentially the same plot as gorilla.bas.

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    11. Re: Jusr saw it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not think that word means what you think it means

  8. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why does a mobile software shop even have 213 jobs to cut? What are those people doing?

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Middle management. There are only 3 developers. :)

    2. Re:Why? by neilo_1701D · · Score: 2

      +1 insightful, my AC friend...

    3. Re:Why? by Wycliffe · · Score: 2

      Why does a mobile software shop even have 213 jobs to cut? What are those people doing?

      They have released over a dozen mobile games on multiple platforms, as well as stuffed animals, board games, card games, a tv series, and a ton of other stuff. In some toy stores, the amount of Angry Bird stuff could fill an entire aisle (in some stores it actually does). They might have started out with a single popular game but they have expanded into pop culture. That's the main reason that the movie was widely released and widely watched.

    4. Re:Why? by Rande · · Score: 1

      Does seem a bit extreme. Even when I was working on a Government contract, there was only 12 managers for us 2 developers.

    5. Re:Why? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Why does a mobile software shop even have 213 jobs to cut?

      Because they want it to run on normal AND Samsung Android phones.

      PS It's not that I hate Samsung phones, but they do like hacking android so it's "different". On the other hand about half of the differences are bugfixes or workarounds for stuff that's broken.

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    6. Re:Why? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      They need a team of in-app purchase designers, plus a group handling in-app purchases processing, and a legal division to fight claims over in-app purchases, supported by a marketing department to de-emphasise the in-app purchases, plus a few education specialists to teach kids how to get their parents to authorize in-app purchases. They probably have an engineering team on call 24/7 to ensure five nines availability of in-app purchases too, and of course an economist or ten to control their in-app currency that is used for obfuscating in-app purchases. Maybe a programmer or two to come up with technical reasons why they can't stop people spending over $9,000 on in-app purchases.

      Oh yeah, and a couple of grunts to make the apps, mostly interns paid with in-app currency.

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    7. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marketing. A.K.A. Writing positive reviews on the App store.

  9. not their target audience by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    I am probably not their target audience since I have no kids, no smart phone and have never played the game but I wasn't planning on seeing it anyways. It is good to see an independently produced movie make good money though. How long till Di$ney buy them up for a brazillion $'s ?

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  10. How about by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2

    How about an Etch-A-Sketch movie? That sounds just about as exciting.

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    1. Re:How about by neilo_1701D · · Score: 1

      How about an Etch-A-Sketch movie? That sounds just about as exciting.

      It worked in Toy Story...

    2. Re:How about by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I'm holding out for Lincoln Logs: The Movie.

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    3. Re:How about by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 2

      Tetris: The Movie is coming soon, no shit.

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    4. Re:How about by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      How about an Etch-A-Sketch movie? That sounds just about as exciting.

      They already made a "Battleships" movie. I rather enjoyed it.

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  11. a loveletter to US Capitalism. by nimbius · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I work in West Hollywood. Angry Birds has enjoyed a media blitz here courtesy of the industry at large. its just something that gets done for all films. it can be written off on studio taxes. its surprising to see something like this make #1 though? It certainly speaks to a very talented writers group.

    what does not make sense is to go it alone, fire 200 people, and push to deliver a film solely by yourself. Unless,you're taking a page from some of the more cutthroat entities of US Capitalism. Yes, in the short term, doing this can net you a few million in revenue taxed at a very favourable US rate. However, you canned most of your game staff so now what? This was just one film. Blockbuster teams like Weinstein and Warner crank out 4 sequels a year and thats sometimes with recurring losses baked in. those sequels exist only to sell toys and shirts and food. Unless you plan to focus on franchising which takes way more money sunk into branding and advertising, im afraid you just sold the company down shits creek. Or did you want to be a film company? Was this an attempt to get around huge industry margins for films like those out of marvels wheelhouse? Those are unavoidable and it speaks to corporate greed if you did cartwheels to explicitly avoid players in Hollywood.

    So yeah, whoever you worked with, it largely wasnt Hollywood. The films marketing consists of a billboard on la brea with a cryptic phrase and a billboard on la cienega with three birds and a charred facade but no mention of the film, its opening date, or even that its a film...

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    1. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say you're right. Speaking as Joe Average, who watches some TV and listens to the radio and goes on the internet, and is usually exposed to whatever the Hollywood machine wants to pimp this week, I can say that until I saw this story on /. I had no idea there was an Angry Birds movie. So, yeah, seems like there was a breakdown in the marketing efforts. That the movie still came out #1 speaks to the quality of shit that winds up in theaters these days.

    2. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      However, you canned most of your game staff so now what?

      Speaking as somebody who played the first 'Angry Birds' for a bit and shrugged, at least they will not be making more renditions of that stupid game.

    3. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      what does not make sense is to go it alone, fire 200 people, and push to deliver a film solely by yourself. Unless,you're taking a page from some of the more cutthroat entities of US Capitalism. Yes, in the short term, doing this can net you a few million in revenue taxed at a very favourable US rate. However, you canned most of your game staff so now what? This was just one film.

      They don't need a big game staff to be a one-hit wonder, which they clearly are, just like most studios. *cough*Mojang*cough* How many programmers and artists do you think they need to keep shoveling out new editions of the same game with different graphics and sounds?

      Blockbuster teams like Weinstein and Warner crank out 4 sequels a year and thats sometimes with recurring losses baked in. those sequels exist only to sell toys and shirts and food. Unless you plan to focus on franchising which takes way more money sunk into branding and advertising, im afraid you just sold the company down shits creek.

      Angry Birds is aggressively merchandised, and the movie should provide a very strong boost in that area. They don't need to let the franchise out to other players. They control the IP completely because they made the movie themselves, so if the franchise is successful, they stand to collect all of the profit, coming and going.

      The films marketing consists of a billboard on la brea with a cryptic phrase and a billboard on la cienega with three birds and a charred facade but no mention of the film, its opening date, or even that its a film...

      To me, angry birds are when an endangered citron cockatoo bites you in the face, about two inches from your eye. Or when we threw some lettuce out for the quails, the ravens decided it was for them, and started eating the cat food out of spite because they only want ribs and other awesome leftovers. Or when a Selasphorus rufus won't let any of the other hummingbirds drink even though we have two feeders out. But in spite of not giving one tenth of one shit about one of the most mediocre successful mobile games in history, I still know already that an angry birds movie is coming out. A billboard with some angry birds on it would make it pretty obvious that a movie was coming.

      Or, you know, maybe the whole thing is just a tax dodge. It works for Hollywood.

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    4. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not if the movie is #1 this weekend, it's if the movie is #1 for the next few months. The budget was $73million and they grossed $39million this weekend. By Hollywood accounting, that means they made absolutely nothing this weekend. After marketing, overhead, cocaine and hookers, they're probably still $150million in the hole.

      Cap'n America thing is at $390 million and still rolling. They've paid off the production, pimps and dealers and now they're putting money in the bank.

      There's a good chance that everyone who wanted to see Angry Birds will see it this week and the word will get out that it sucks.

      http://io9.gizmodo.com/angry-b...

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    5. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, the Slashdot summary says 173 million, which seemed kinda high... LOL
      Yeah, they'll do ok...probably 75 million domestically, another 75 million international, then DVDs....not stupendously successful, but good...

    6. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      According to Box Office Mojo, the production budget was $73million. I guess the promotional budget could have been another $100 million, but that seems like a lot for a movie like this.

      Also, remember that the box office numbers are gross. That means how much the box office took in from people buying tickets. Only a fraction of that goes to the production studio.

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    7. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by beanpoppa · · Score: 2

      Actually, most of the gross (up to all for some high-profile movies) goes to the distributor and studio for the first couple weeks of a movie release. The theater's main source of revenue for those periods is refreshments. The theater's keep goes up after the first couple of weeks.

    8. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Angry Birds is a fad from 2010. It's already at least 4 years past its "exploit-by" date. The toys and shirts and food have been and gone already.

      I would guess that by last year, it was clear that this horse was dead, but maybe the owners wanted to see the film completed anyway. That would make it a vanity project on their part. Not the start of a new big franchise, but their attempt to go out with a bang.

    9. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's the first two weeks that really matter. After that, the % they get goes down and the theater's % goes way up.

      By Hollywood accounting...

      Since they self-financed, that should matter far less.

      Also, the amount they make off tickets is nothing compared to the amount they make off merchandising and the games (yes, Angry Birds is a series of games.) When very successful mobile games can make $1 MM a day, it could have been worth it all as a marketing expense. Keep in mind, a lot more phones came out since Angry Birds was at its heyday.

      They also have a ton of actual physical product lines and the juice to tie into McDonalds. So, given the multiple revenue streams, I'm betting this is a huge win for Rovio.

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    10. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      So yeah, whoever you worked with, it largely wasnt Hollywood. The films marketing consists of a billboard on la brea with a cryptic phrase and a billboard on la cienega with three birds and a charred facade but no mention of the film, its opening date, or even that its a film...

      It's clear that it wasn't Hollywood. That doesn't appear to be a bad thing. First, I was quite aware of the impending release of the movie, and saw a lot of ads. I'm a customer (although, not in this particular case). The billboards in Hollywood seem to be aimed mostly at intra-industry back-slapping.

      But, the ads worked. How do I know? Some guy said:

      I work in West Hollywood. Angry Birds has enjoyed a media blitz here courtesy of the industry at large.

      Sounds like they spent their ad money wisely!

      Also, you seem to think they did horribly avoiding Hollywood. How will they sell toys and shirts and food!?!?!? You seem to ignore that they have a tie-in to McDonald's, an aisle in most Toys R Uses and a an existing apparel line that exceeded most films. Star Wars obviously breaks the mold in that area, and Angry Birds, when hot, was fairly competitive with that. (During the Prequel Days. Star Wars with Disney behind it blows all that away.)

      It really sounds like you're upset your industry was upstaged by a group from Finland that makes okay games.

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    11. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      those sequels exist only to sell toys and shirts and food.

      Which makes it even more perplexing why studios get all upset about piracy. These things are ads. They should be pissing themselves with pleasure every time somebody seeds it on bittorrent.

    12. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, don't underrestimate the craving people have for old recycled shit. There's even an animated Pacman TV series out there, with all the related merchadinse and games...

    13. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      How the hell did it cost $73m to make an animated Angry Birds movie?

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    14. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Or when a Selasphorus rufus won't let any of the other hummingbirds drink even though we have two feeders out.

      You have one of those too! When I was in NM, we had rufus which would jealously guard the feeder from allcomers. Naturally it would hide in a tree about 30m away, so nothing knew the feeder was being guarded until they landed and the rufus launched itself at them. It seems like they have a normal-sized amount of rage, but packed into a tiny hummingbird sized body.

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    15. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by Kartu · · Score: 1

      Hm, I was pretty sure it's 50% flat (off tickets sold).

    16. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      How the hell did it cost $73m to make an animated Angry Birds movie?

      Cocaine and hookers.

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    17. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by samwichse · · Score: 1

      "its surprising to see something like this make #1 though? It certainly speaks to a very talented writers group."

      Well, not TOO talented...
      http://www.rottentomatoes.com/...

    18. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      You have one of those too! When I was in NM, we had rufus which would jealously guard the feeder from allcomers.

      Actually, they usually just stop for a week or so on their way to parts more Northern, and cause a shake-up in the hierarchy when they do. Before the last one stopped in, we had about five or six Anna's Hummingbirds around, now we're down to three or four again. Still, the season is still developing. One year we had literally more than two dozen birds around for months straight, and it was absolutely hilarious to go out and sit on the front porch next to the feeders. The fighting little fluffwads made it like being in a space battle from a Star Wars movie, complete with laser and engine sounds.

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    19. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably shug a lot man. Just because your standards are so incredibly, exactingly high. You're god damn awesome, that's the problem.

    20. Re:a loveletter to US Capitalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it speaks to corporate greed if you did cartwheels to explicitly avoid someone else's greed in Hollywood.

      FTFY

  12. Dropping off the cliff. by westlake · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The real test of a movie is how well it performs in the first and second weeks after launch. Word of mouth and all that. Some films like How To Train Your Dragon can recover from a weak opening and show extraordinary strength down the road, but that doesn't happen very often.

    The Tomatometer rates Angry Birds at a Rotten 43%. Zootopia, Fresh, at 98%, The Jungle Book, Fresh, at 95% ---- and. if you have taken your kids out to see Zooptopia and The Jungle Book, there isn't much of anything else out there for them right now.

    Disney doesn't need Angry Birds.

    Not when it is adding originals like Zootopia, Frozen, and Wreak-It Ralph to its animated cannon and vivid live-action remakes of films like Cinderella and The Jungle Book. Not after it after added Pixar, The Marvel Cinematic Universe, Star Wars and Indiana Jones to its roster.

    1. Re:Dropping off the cliff. by samwichse · · Score: 1

      "Angry Birds doesn't fit the liberal narrative"

      I don't know if this was meant as a joke, but it's hilarious!

    2. Re:Dropping off the cliff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the trailers that I saw had 2 of the birds gargling into each others mouth (ewwww) and then one of the birds peeing/shitting into the pool that they had been drinking from. That was enough to turn me off the movie. I avoid movies with Liberal narratives, but something with this parading as humor is a sure turn-off

    3. Re:Dropping off the cliff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Angry Birds is a white supremacist narrative. Go see it.

  13. Most seen Finnish movie by doconnor · · Score: 1

    Congratulations to The Angry Birds Movie becoming the new most seen Finnish movie after the previous record holder 2005's Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning.

    1. Re:Most seen Finnish movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they only needed to square the budget (173M/13K ~= 13K).

    2. Re:Most seen Finnish movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still prefer Finland's #1 comedy: Lapland Odyssey followed closely by the recently released sequel.

  14. It is only desperate if you lose by fermion · · Score: 1

    Number 1 opening weekend, $39 million. It not like they are one of males who is inevitable going to be the loser for president.

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  15. I don't know how to break it to you, Mr. Fong, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In China, McDonald's released special Angry Birds burgers with red or green buns...which at least one patron complained made the buns look moldy.

    Um, they ran out of the special Angry Birds buns an hour before you arrived and ordered your burger, so the green color... yeah. You probably shouldn't have eaten that.

  16. Missed opportunity by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

    Rovio should have gotten someone like David Lynch to direct.

    No, better than that: they should have hired Alejandro G. Iñárritu, the guy who directed Birdman. That would have been a nice tie-in and a more interesting movie.

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  17. UNICODE?? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wait a minute, I was just able to enter "Alejandro G. Iñárritu" and all the cool little foreign hats on the "n" and the "a" showed up! Did something fundamental change at Slashdot? Have the Slashdot owners been meddling with the primal forces of nature?

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    1. Re: UNICODE?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correctly rendered here. I can die happy now.

    2. Re:UNICODE?? by locoluis · · Score: 5, Informative

      Unlikely. Slashdot only supports the following subset of Windows-1252:

      ÀÁÂÃÄÅÆÇÈÉÊËÌÍÎÏ ÐÑÒÓÔÕÖרÙÚÛÜÝß
      àáâãäåæçèéêëìíîï ðñòóôõö÷øùúûüýÿ
      £¥¦©®±¼½¾–—‘’“”€

    3. Re:UNICODE?? by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Wait, really? éâèïç?

    4. Re:UNICODE?? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Oh.

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    5. Re:UNICODE?? by Kartu · · Score: 1

      Meh, Georgian is filtered out (missing in fonts?)...

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    6. Re:UNICODE?? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      What's particularly funny is that there's an eth but no thorn in there. Spare a thought for poor Rei.

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    7. Re:UNICODE?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eth can be used as a "D with stroke" for Croatian and Vietnamese.

    8. Re:UNICODE?? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Meh, Georgian is filtered out (missing in fonts?)...

      Nobody cares about people from Atlanta.

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  18. Re:a loveletter to hearing yourself talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but there's a ton of bullshit above, and you- you just need to be called out on it.

    The films marketing consists of a billboard on la brea with a cryptic phrase and a billboard on la cienega with three birds and a charred facade but no mention of the film, its opening date, or even that its a film...

    Oh jesus, seriously? There's a giant billboard on Highland and Hollywood and it's pretty damn clear it's a movie and that the 20th was the opening date. In fact most of the dozens of billboards make that pretty clear. There are billboards all over LA that refer to "the movie" and highlight the opening date. Go on, look at 'em!

    The films marketing is just a confusing billboard on la brea? are you fucking kidding me? There are giant buses everywhere around LA and SF too apparently. And that's just the tip of the marketing iceberg. Sony spent $100m according to the article on marketing!

    Strike one.

    Next, your criticism of "pushing a film by yourself" (and partnering for distribution) as a strategy, well, it's *exactly* how Pixar got their start. They self-produced and distributed through Disney all the way up to about 2006. So again, you don't know what you're talking about..

    Strike two.

    Yes, in the short term, doing this can net you a few million in revenue taxed at a very favourable US rate.

    What does that even mean? You're implying something, but I have no idea what. Worldwide box office receipts are taxed in the country where it is earned, for one thing. Both in sales tax for the person who buys the ticket, and then the distributor pays income taxes-- in some countries like China the government takes a percentage of the distribution itself. Then the distributor is taxed in their country as well when they take the money home. So if Rovio is making money (they are), and they're based in Finland, they'll pay Finnish corporate taxes. Sony will too for box office profits in accordance with their agreement with Rovio. Whoever owns merchandising and other licensing rights and sequels etc. will pay taxes as that makes money across the planet as well.

    So.. like, what the hell are you even talking about? Sounds like Rovio put their own skin in the game and now they get to benefit from that. Where's the problem/stupidity and what's the tax break you're referring to?

    Blockbuster teams like Weinstein and Warner crank out 4 sequels a year and thats sometimes with recurring losses baked in. those sequels exist only to sell toys and shirts and food.

    Wait-- what do you mean by "those movies"-- Weinstein doesn't crank out sequels-- they've had the "Arthur" movies and Hoodwinked Too and that's the only sequels I can think of. Weinstein and WB may make movies to sell toys and shirts (and Food? Huh? You mean tie-ins like Batman themed cereal?). But anyway-- so does Rovio and Rovio does it much more aggressively. Or have you not seen Angry Birds toys, plushies, clothing, etc everywhere you look? Maybe you don't have kids. Hell, I don't have kids and I STILL see those stuffed red birds everywhere.

    There is no lack of AB franchising so I seriously don't know what you're talking about.

    This is like strike three.

    ? Was this an attempt to get around huge industry margins for films like those out of marvels wheelhouse? Those are unavoidable and it speaks to corporate greed if you did cartwheels to explicitly avoid players in Hollywood.

    This is the most nonsensical part of your post. Making a film OUTSIDE of the Hollywood studio system translates into "corporate greed" ??? What in holy fuck are you talking about? You're suggesting you have to go through the Hollywood corporate system to avoid being corporate?

    Never mind the fact

  19. Game Movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of Square, hopefully they'll fair better than Final Fantasy.

  20. ONE patron complained ... in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This hast to be best result ever. 1 in how many million of millions?

  21. Re:a loveletter to hearing yourself talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sound like someone who's intimately familiar with the movie project. A Rovio employee maybe..? :-)

    Anyway, very good points there. It's usually rare to se AC's modded up, but I hope you get the necessary bump go counter that awkward rant by GP.

  22. 150m so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    111 million overseas and 39 in USA. Overall, they will probably make double of what they invested. Not bad for a CGI cartoon startup.

  23. Rovio Prime Example of "One Trick Pony" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely they had to know that simply spinning off one variation after another of the same game wasn't going to last forever...

  24. About 3 years too late by Robert+Goatse · · Score: 1

    I took the family to see the movie and it was entertaining. Every time I saw the commercial, I kept thinking they needed to have this movie come out 3-4 years ago when the Angry Birds craze was at its zenith. If the movie would have come out then, they would have made a ton (more) money. I guess since it's been in the works for 4 years it was way too far done to cancel it.

    1. Re:About 3 years too late by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      I went yesterday.

      Any movie that opens with Black Sabbath's "Paranoid" has got my attention.

      Not sure the people around me appreciated the air guitar and sing along, however...

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    2. Re:About 3 years too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you mixing up Black Sabbath songs, or did they really choose "Paranoid" over the obvious choice "War Pigs"???

    3. Re:About 3 years too late by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      It was definitely not War Pigs.

      The pigs had not been introduced yet.

      And it was more fitting for the opening montage as the protagonist wanders around the town "frowning all the time".

      Paint it Black could have been used as well, but the faster tempo of Paranoid worked better with the frantic birds around him.

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  25. What kind of world are we living in? by kheldan · · Score: 1

    What kind of world are we living in where some shitty game you play on your phone gets made into a movie you have to go to a theatre to pay to see?

    Some people give me dirty looks when I say that humans are getting dumber, not smarter, but then something like this comes along and proves just how right I actually am.

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    1. Re:What kind of world are we living in? by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Angry Birds was a pretty fun and relaxing puzzle game which I enjoyed from time-to-time.

      However, as time has gone on, the experience of the game has gone downhill progressively with the ads becoming more intrusive and annoying and the in-app purchases becoming more necessary for play.

      They finally lost me when they decided to effectively disable free-to-play altogether by forcing you to make in-app purchases to play (or wait a day for your token bank to fill up again).

      It's not THAT fun and there are plenty of other free-to-play options out there...

      The movie looked cute and fun but knowing this layoff bit coupled with them shitting on their fans has guaranteed that I will not be paying a premium price to see this movie. I'll wait for Redbox to have it.

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  26. Re:Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You got the link wrong: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1700841/

  27. Re: Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a ridiculous person. If think white and black people hate you equally.

  28. Anger management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it no longer PC to be angry?

    We're just supposed to accept all the shit that happens in life, and take happy pills or something?

    I'm serious. This is so hypocritical. We can market "angry" birds because it's convenient for them to be angry to make the game storyline work, but then when we're successful, we have to whitewash it, so that the anger is contained and all PC.

    Do you think they would have been half so successful with "mellow" birds? WTF?

    This world is so full of PC bullshit.

  29. Not much happenned since by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Is it a third rate company? I've not played Angry Birds in a while (I quite when I managed to nuke it and lose my progress), but I though it was a very well done game.

    I would guess the poster complained because
    while Angry Birds was a very well done game
    actually nothing much has happened since (except for a few glorified additional level packs).
    Rovio really looks like a single-trick pony.

    On the other hand, given the tendency of all the major AAA studios to only exclusively release titles like "Cash Cow Franchise, episode VIII" and not take the slightest risk trying something new or different, Rovio doesn't seem that much abnormal to me.

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