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Microsoft Is Laying Off 1,850 to Streamline Its Smartphone Business (theverge.com)

Microsoft is making more changes to its smartphone business. The company, which sold its feature phone business last week, on Wednesday announced that it is scaling back hardware -- laying off 1,850 staff and take a charge of $950 million including $200 million in severance payments in a memo to all employees. The company insists that "great new devices" are in the works. From Myerson's memo: Last week we announced the sale of our feature phone business. Today I want to share that we are taking the additional step of streamlining our smartphone hardware business, and we anticipate this will impact up to 1,850 jobs worldwide, up to 1,350 of which are in Finland. These changes are incredibly difficult because of the impact on good people who have contributed greatly to Microsoft. Speaking on behalf of Satya and the entire Senior Leadership Team, we are committed to help each individual impacted with our support, resources, and respect. For context, Windows 10 recently crossed 300 million monthly active devices, our Surface and Xbox customer satisfaction is at record levels, and HoloLens enthusiasts are developing incredible new experiences. Yet our phone success has been limited to companies valuing our commitment to security, manageability, and Continuum, and with consumers who value the same. Thus, we need to be more focused in our phone hardware efforts.

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  1. How many more can they cut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought they fired all of Nokia last year.

    1. Re:How many more can they cut? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Well, Microsoft committed suicide by the bad Windows Phone 6.x version. It may have been reasonably stable but it was not easy to make advanced apps for it.

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    2. Re: How many more can they cut? by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

      Microsoft committed suicide by refusing to give salesmen a spiff for selling Windows phones. Both Apple and Google give the rank and file at most cell carriers that. That's why if you walk into a T-Mobile or AT&T you'll find the Windows phones in the back behind a fence with barb wire, dogs, a moat and panthers.

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    3. Re: How many more can they cut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the "mobile unit", no more...these people have been culled now. I know having been there.

      There might be one or two who have not been found yet or have managed to blend in but people who came from Nokia and were working in technology areas are no more. There will be managers, directors etc. who can easily fit into the new host but the engineers were rejected by the organism.

      Over the time I was there it was clear that Microsoft does not know how to truly run a customer business other than SW. In the Mobile space not even that but Terry (who was in charge of the Mobile SW) seems not be effected. It seems he has good friends, people coming from Nokia were not that lucky.

      Atleast it's over now.

  2. That explains alot by wkwilley2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yet our phone success has been limited to companies valuing our commitment to security,..."

    Think I found your problem right there.

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    1. Re:That explains alot by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Indeed... when the frig has *anyone* outside of Redmond admired a Windows-based OS for its --*snicker*-- security?

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    2. Re:That explains alot by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Well, considering the fact that a large number of function calls to the OS weren't implemented it was hard to develop anything advanced.

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    3. Re:That explains alot by bondsbw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, people who actually know something about security instead of only reading Slashdot commentary.

      People who realize that Vista, despite the inevitable hardships and bad reputation that came with breaking drivers and applications, was the result of a tough but vital decision to make some great improvements to security.

      People who understand that sandboxing is a powerful security model despite its limitations, one that is not just promoted by Microsoft but also by Apple and even Google to a degree (e.g. Chrome).

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    4. Re:That explains alot by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People who realize that Vista, despite the inevitable hardships and bad reputation that came with breaking drivers and applications, was the result of a tough but vital decision to make some great improvements to security.

      Right, and when did Vista come out? Waaaayyyy too late to put the Genie back in the lamp(or horse in the barn).
      Oh, and the chest thumping security techniques that MS likes to brag about post Vista were things that were the norm in most other OS'.
      So essentially MS was shamed into even taking security seriously, actually.

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    5. Re:That explains alot by bondsbw · · Score: 2

      Late or not, shamed or not, it doesn't matter now. Security is much better thanks to those decisions and efforts, so the idea that Windows is a joke of security is one that nobody that understands security has taken seriously for quite some time now.

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    6. Re:That explains alot by c · · Score: 1

      Yet our phone success has been limited to companies valuing our commitment to security,..."

      Think I found your problem right there.

      Exactly. In a nutshell, they're fighting Blackberry for customers.

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    7. Re: That explains alot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What nobody understands is why MS makes billions of dollars and has shitty security in their products. They could easily put a measly 2% towards security. You can't buy security but it would make a huge, huge difference. Never gonna happen - daddy needs another yacht.

    8. Re:That explains alot by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      That's cute, and yes Microsoft isn't as bad at it as it once was, but the point still stands: When it comes to security, Microsoft Windows is dead-last on the list of OSes that come to mind.

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    9. Re: That explains alot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're another person who doesn't know what they're talking about. More than 2% of their development budget absolutely goes to security concerns.

    10. Re:That explains alot by wicka_wicka · · Score: 3, Informative

      Slashdot's moderation is hilariously and unsurprisingly broken. Any defense of Microsoft gets flagged as trolling or flamebait, even when it's just a list of true facts.

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    11. Re: That explains alot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But their dev budget isn't enough to adequately secure their products. Self evident. They just don't care.

      MS CEO - I'll be down at the marina thinking about what to do about security.

    12. Re:That explains alot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With early Vista you got a click through user acount control notification to accept for nearly every program you used. The joke back then was that it practically trained unwary users to allow any action requiring admin privileges with minimal thought and effort. What could have been improved security ended up a fire and forget dialog choice of "accept" until most consumer software was made compatible and that was only in the later years of Vista. So while Vista was a stepping stone for improved security the way it was done was horrible.

      Next some of the bad reputation was caused by "Vista capable" (or whatever the english text was) hardware and not by the new drivers alone. Microsoft had to certify underpowered hardware so Vista could replace XP on low end devices like netbooks, back then a breeding ground for various Linux distros. The result was that bad, underpowered hardware was used even on run of the mill desktop systems and XP was still allowed a few months more to shine. Vista was just not meant to run on the certified hardware.

      Claiming Vistas bad reputation was only caused by the "hard" choice of security over usability is a one sided view of history.

    13. Re:That explains alot by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      The joke back then was that it practically trained unwary users to allow any action requiring admin privileges with minimal thought and effort.

      I agree, but it wasn't the only one. The same goes for OS X password prompt, learning to run "sudo" before every command in Linux, and in general the disparate nature of corporate software and systems. Even today I have to login every time my phone goes to sleep (which is after just seconds) just to have the ability to view company email (which separately requires logging in every few minutes).

      Vista got folks used to clicking a button; these others got them used to entering their password at any request.

      Claiming Vistas bad reputation was only caused by the "hard" choice of security over usability is a one sided view of history.

      Strawman argument... I never made that claim.

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    14. Re: That explains alot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > More than 2% of their development budget absolutely goes to security concerns.

      Yes, but that 'security' is 'security of their revenue'.

    15. Re: That explains alot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Self-evident" - no, you can't cheat like that. You have to provide evidence for your claim.

    16. Re:That explains alot by wicka_wicka · · Score: 1

      No one made that claim. It's obvious that Microsoft fucked up Vista's launch; no one should deny that. What I would deny, however, is that Vista was an inherently bad OS. UAC was annoying, sure. Microsoft's "Vista Capable" branding was misleading at best, sure. Microsoft didn't work closely enough with hardware vendors to develop compatible firmware. But if you got lucky, like I did, and had no hardware compatibility issues, it was nothing but a massive upgrade over XP. I upgraded shortly after launch because, honestly, it was 3am and I had drank way too much caffeine to go to sleep, so why not upgrade my OS? Literally zero problems. For months the negative publicity prevented most people I knew from upgrading - some skipped straight to 7 - and it was agony using other people's XP PCs. It felt SO OLD. Hell, that's how I feel seeing people still on 7 today. It feels absolutely ancient compared to 8 and 10.

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  3. Little Wonder... by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are they even growing at this point? I mean, their marketshare isn't much above statistical noise, and even buying Nokia didn't help them much thanks to their demand to re-form it into their vision instantly instead of trying to ship Nokia into shape and introduce their vision slowly into it.

    I get their drive to unify mobile+gaming+PC+whatever into one big fat ecosystem, but let's face it - they got into the mobile market way too late, and what moves they did make were either not capitalized on properly (Sidekick), flopped hard (Pink/Kin), or was way too-little/too-late (Nokia).

    Maybe it's time for them to instead go back to their roots? It may be too late to un-suck the Windows UI, but at least they can make moves to un-NSA the damned thing and to stop treating their customers like easily-abused chattel... ...nah. Maybe it's better to just let them die. Wish Linux had a wider market, though.

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    1. Re:Little Wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They should nuke everything related to Windows 8, 8.1, and 10, and C#.

      Then go back to Windows 7 and integrate all the patches and hotfixes.

      Then sell it as Windows 7+ edition.

      I would pay for that.

  4. The severance package is... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...free upgrades to Windows 10 on all your Windows devices!

    1. Re:The severance package is... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh fuck, please have mercy and just shoot me.

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    2. Re:The severance package is... by zarr · · Score: 1

      $200.000.000 in severance pay divided by 1850... just about covers nice golden parachutes to upper management, and free upgrades to everyone else.

    3. Re:The severance package is... by dwillden · · Score: 1

      They will, with a free brain OS upgrade to Windows for Brains 10.

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    4. Re:The severance package is... by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      Since I already commented I can't give you points.
      This deserves all the points I have!

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    5. Re:The severance package is... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Great, all I have to do is wait for the update that fries my synapses.

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    6. Re:The severance package is... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      No good. They'll forcibly install Afterlife 10 on your immortal soul for ever.

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  5. If they streamline it enough... by VAXcat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...maybe they will stop trying to make the Windows Desktop work like a Windows phone...

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  6. "Windows 10 recently crossed 300 million monthly a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So what you're saying, is that it's the most effective virus ever written?

    I've now had to reformat about a dozen different systems in the past two weeks because of botched "upgrades". In some cases, the systems didn't roll back properly (why am I being presented with the EULA only after it upgrades?). In other cases the systems were rendered unbootable due to driver issues. I've seen maybe three or four successful upgrades, and even those had to be rolled back because it nuked the ability to use the peripherals attached to the computer.

    All this stuff kinda reminds me of the early 2000s where you could get a virus just by plugging an unfirewalled Windows XP system straight into the internet. Within minutes, you'd have something nasty on your computer and critical processes would be crashing left right and center.

    Windows 10 seems an awful lot like that. Plug your computer into the internet, wait a while, and suddenly you're infected. Good luck restoring your computer to the former state 100% (without prior system images or other full backups).

  7. To those affected... by Red+Herring · · Score: 1

    To my friends and colleagues being affected, best of luck, folks. Hope you have a soft landing someplace.

    (No, don't work for MSFT. I do work with a lot of the folks there.)

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  8. I wonder how much money they wasted on smartphones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mind you they still have 90 billion in cash reserves, they can apparently afford to fuck up endlessly.

  9. writing was on the wall by funkymonkjay · · Score: 2

    this wall:
    http://www.idc.com/prodserv/sm...
    should have left many year ago.

  10. I think they're long past by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    The streamlining phase.

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  11. Hey, it was a business!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think slashdotters understood the really big news here: for Microsoft IT WAS REALLY A BUSINESS, not a bad joke! :-D

  12. Found the typo by wcrowe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It took awhile, but I finally caught the typo. It says their success was "limited to", but what they meant was "limited by". The sentence makes sense after you swap in the correct word.

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    1. Re:Found the typo by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It makes sense the other way, too. Only a handful of companies with morons for CEOs, CTOs, COOs, and CFOs thought it was a good idea

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  13. Streamlined? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like the Titanic, or the Hindenberg?

    1. Re:Streamlined? by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Jolla isn't the Finnish word for 'dinghy' unintentionally.

  14. That's one way to do it... by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    including $200 million in severance payments in

    That comes out to about $108k in severance/employee if done evenly (obviously not). Most of the good companies in my region pay only 2 weeks base pay + 1 week/year with the company...

    1. Re:That's one way to do it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But of course the phone team' boss gets 20% of the sum, 60% goes to top management team and the remaining 20% is spread to the rest of the people.

    2. Re:That's one way to do it... by crgrace · · Score: 1

      They also have to include (at least in the US) things like MS' share of COBRA payments until the people laid off get new jobs.

      Since most of the job losses are in Finland, I expect the high cost is due to Finnish employment regulations.

  15. Re:I wonder how much money they wasted on smartpho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    90 bilion is nothing. You can buy about 9 small websites-without-actual-income with that amount of money.

  16. MSFT's smartphone business strategy: FAIL by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2

    How long before Microsoft's Windows 10 strategy sees a similar fate because it has angered so many Microsoft customers?

    1. Re:MSFT's smartphone business strategy: FAIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The moment they stop supporting Enterprise versions of Windows 7, MS is toast.

    2. Re:MSFT's smartphone business strategy: FAIL by macs4all · · Score: 0

      How long before Microsoft's Windows 10 strategy sees a similar fate because it has angered so many Microsoft customers?

      Not. Soon. Enough.

    3. Re:MSFT's smartphone business strategy: FAIL by ITRambo · · Score: 1

      Very insightful. I agree and would mod you up if I had the points today.

  17. Re:"Windows 10 recently crossed 300 million monthl by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 2

    Even if the upgrades were all 100% successful and all of the hardware had proper drivers, it's still an asshole move on Microsoft's part, just to be able to say "Windows 10 recently crossed 300 million monthly active devices" to the press.

  18. Hey, here's how you could streamline it by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Lay off the smartphone business and streamline the 1850. Cheaper and more efficient. You could even use those 1850 to turn your OS back into something people would want to use on a desktop. Desktop. Remember? Where you once stormed the market and ruled. Where you still rule to some degree but might not much longer if you keep bumbling like a drunk in the dark.

    MS, I usually sell good advice, this one's free: Concentrate on what you're good at. Desktop OS. Gaming consoles. Office applications. Hardware. Even server OS and database systems to a degree.

    But get it finally: Mobile phones isn't yours. You learned it the hard way with online connectivity, that people don't give a shit about your MSN internet-ripoff. When are you going to catch on that nobody is interested in your android-iPhone ripoff?

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    1. Re:Hey, here's how you could streamline it by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      The "desktop" is dead. The new model is the "cloud hybrid" of ChromeOS, Android and iOS. This is just an extension of the client/server market found in enterprise, but now available to just about everyone, where Google, Microsoft (O365) and iOS all converge in concept. The difference is, Google is lightyears ahead of Microsoft in this new hybrid, and offers most people everything they need in an "office suite", and does so way better than anything the other two do.

      I have to use O365 and Google Apps. And having used both, Google is much better suited for your average user than Microsoft, which seems to think you should need a MIS degree to use O365; Making it harder to use, for no apparent reason.

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    2. Re:Hey, here's how you could streamline it by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 2

      And having used both, Google is much better suited for your average user than Microsoft, which seems to think you should need a MIS degree to use O365; Making it harder to use, for no apparent reason.

      I went through an O365/Exchange Online migration, which was a bitch to say the least.
      I also continue to support them, and I can say unequivocally, that O365 takes more hand holding, more troubleshooting, and causes more hassles for me, as an admin than when we were using Office 2013 and Exchange onPrem.

      However, with all that being said, from the users perspective it wasn't much of a change, and no, you don't need an MIS degree to use it.
      Outlook, Excel, Word, etc?

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    3. Re:Hey, here's how you could streamline it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, MS isn't good at gaming consoles. They are having their ass handed to them in every market but the US. And the 1850? The HARDWARE isn't the problem. The OS isn't the problem. The ECOSYSTEM is the problem! They aren't going to fix that, so the platform is going to REMAIN dead! And as for the desktop...they "own" it now...but they are pissing more and more people off every single day (did you see the news that clicking the "X" to close the update notification window is now TRIGGERING the installation of Windows 10???). Windows is more like malware than an OS these days, and people, including myself, are LEAVING! I, and millions of others are DONE with MS at home...and only reluctantly use their products at work!

    4. Re:Hey, here's how you could streamline it by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      The desktop is dead? Wow, could've fooled me. How many people do you know what "do this cloud thing"? I am dead serious, does ANYONE use that shit as a private user? I'm not talking about company use, I'm not talking about people running some kind of message or image board, I'm talking about Joe Sixpack sitting at home doing his shit.

      Unless that is done somehow fully transparent to Joe, he won't even know about it.

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    5. Re:Hey, here's how you could streamline it by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      The joe Six Pack uses what he has!
      I know one who has Windows XP and no Internet, so he uses that. Music and crap in the file manager, stuff mostly opens in VLC or whatever is associated.
      Others are with Windows 7, some stream everything, one streams a lot but has a sneakernet collection from just before.
      Kids these days have a mobile device without a DPAD and never use a file manager, because that's what given to them. They don't know that real keyboards have a couple keys always in the same place that brings them instantly to the top of bottom of a web page.

      So if Joe Sixpack is given cloud-only wifi-only hdmi-only shit he will use that. And cheap laptops with no hard drive slots are very close to that. You can run winamp, 1997 software, add a 256GB SD card and access samba shares on that but Joe will not.
      Users need be educated by the "old guard" :)

  19. 300 million devices.. explored: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    20 million xbox ones sold (roughly). counting xbox one as a windows 10 unit is ridiculous, but we'll count them anyway since they do.

    50 million pc sold globally last 12 months (very rough, very loosely based on actual figure of 68m sold in 2015)

    the number of mobile devices is so insignificant, not even going to count them.

    leaves 229,999,997 computers forcibly upgraded to windows 10 or tricked into it by malware-like misleading popups and alerts

    and finally, those 3 people who voluntarily upgraded to windows 10 with no nagging.

    now imagine a pretty and eye catching infographic with all those listed. you done? good. now i don't actually have to go draw one up.

    1. Re:300 million devices.. explored: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20 million xbox ones sold (roughly). counting xbox one as a windows 10 unit is ridiculous, but we'll count them anyway since they do.

      50 million pc sold globally last 12 months (very rough, very loosely based on actual figure of 68m sold in 2015)

      the number of mobile devices is so insignificant, not even going to count them.

      leaves 229,999,997 computers forcibly upgraded to windows 10 or tricked into it by malware-like misleading popups and alerts

      and finally, those 3 people who voluntarily upgraded to windows 10 with no nagging.

      now imagine a pretty and eye catching infographic with all those listed. you done? good. now i don't actually have to go draw one up.

      Don't forget "our Surface and Xbox customer satisfaction is at record levels," which isn't really difficult, is it?
      And notice they didn't say Good or Bad record.

    2. Re:300 million devices.. explored: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 50 million pc sold globally last 12 months (very rough, very loosely based on actual figure of 68m sold in 2015)

      Actually there were about 250m PCs sold in 2015.

      """Shipments of PCs have sunk over the last five years - in revenue terms, not literally - from 343 million units in 2012 to an estimated 232 million units in 2016."""

      60.6m in first quarter this year:

      https://www.idc.com/getdoc.jsp?containerId=prUS41176916

  20. Microsoft Smartphone business? by jmanforever · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has a Smartphone business?

    Never heard of it. Which does it run... iOS or Android?

    1. Re:Microsoft Smartphone business? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has a Smartphone business?

      Had

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    2. Re:Microsoft Smartphone business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It runs PO/S. And boy does it stink.

  21. ...to Streamline Its Smartphone Business by rstanley · · Score: 0

    What "Smartphone Business"???

    Are they serious? Yes, unfortunately, they are! ;^)

  22. Holy shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a smartphone company and we don't even have 1800 people in the entire company!

  23. How many stay in Finland? by houghi · · Score: 1

    How many stay in Finland? 1350 sounds like a lot.

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    1. Re:How many stay in Finland? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to my interpretation of local news, 0.

  24. Monolithic no longer Works by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    That should be evident since SJ started the ball rolling in Jan 2007.

    Apple, too, must face the same issue.

    1. Re:Monolithic no longer Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monolithic in what context? I immediately jump to kernel when somebody says monolithic in the context of computing and if that's what you mean, I've got some sad news for you. Find a widely used kernel which isn't monolithic. Remember, Linux has the component affectionately known as the BKL. Wanna guess why that's there?

    2. Re:Monolithic no longer Works by oreaq · · Score: 1

      The last remnants of BKL were removed with kernel version 2.6.39, 5 or 6 years ago.

  25. So now they replace them with L1 visa holders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Vancouver office will have to send even more L1 visa holders to replace them.

    The laid off people need to move to Vancouver :)

  26. Hey! Everybody.... by Feral+Nerd · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...maybe they will stop trying to make the Windows Desktop work like a Windows phone...

    ...I found a Windows user! We need an angry mob with torches, pitchforks, a barrel of tar and some feathers over here! PRONTO!!!

  27. Flatline is the word you should have used by OffTheLip · · Score: 1

    as in dead

  28. I think Microsoft should hang-up the phone by Streetlight · · Score: 1

    Just go all the way and hang-up the phone business. It appears that Microsoft apps work better on Android phones than Windows phones and they are making lots of money on the Android OS, so just do the best thing.

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  29. Will Nokia rehire them back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rebuild Nokia back to where it was before it was bought

  30. Gutted I got a lumia 950 by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    Seemed like a good idea at the time now I'm stuck with it for ages. Oh well, live and learn.

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    1. Re:Gutted I got a lumia 950 by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      My Lumia 635 was only $39. You should have tried something cheaper for awhile before committing.

    2. Re:Gutted I got a lumia 950 by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Shoulda, coulda, woulda lol

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    3. Re:Gutted I got a lumia 950 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't the news you think it is. It's just them getting rid of duplication and things they don't want to do. W10M and the long rumored Surface Phone are still on the books. This won't change your experience with your 950 in any meaningful way.

    4. Re: Gutted I got a lumia 950 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got a cheap 520 to test the winphones out...

      I liked it so much I didnt need to buy a more expensive one. I did grab a 635 for quicker access to the 8 os.

      They are great phones, and happen to be nifty handhelds with microSD goodness. Get one as a stereo, if nothing else, with a BT receiver for you speakers.

    5. Re:Gutted I got a lumia 950 by ITRambo · · Score: 1

      Earlier today I bought an LG K8 running Android 6 at US Cellular for $30. It's not a contract deal either. It's prepaid. So, there are plenty of good phones with evolved mobile OS's available, that cost about what you paid for your Lumia 635.

    6. Re:Gutted I got a lumia 950 by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I definitely agree. I am not using the Lumia as my phone right now. I got a Moto E for $39 with the same carrier (Virgin Mobile). And the Moto E has now dropped to $29. It's a heck of a phone for thirty bucks.

  31. "Streamline" eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With it's marketshare under 1%, how much more "streamlined" can it get? Give it up, MS, WP is DEAD!

  32. Re:"Windows 10 recently crossed 300 million monthl by macs4all · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yet nobody gets upset at Apple for forcing OS upgrades, or Google/Cell phone carriers for forcing OS upgrades on their phones. Everybody loves to whine but MS is just adopting the same model of OS upgrades as their competitors have had for years.

    Excuse me, COWARDLY shill; but Apple NEVER forces an Upgrade. NEVER.

    My iPad 2 is still running iOS 7. It COULD be running iOS 9.x; but I don't want to upgrade. So I don't.

    My MacBook Pro is running OS X 10.9.5 (Mavericks). It COULD be running OS X 10.11.4 (El Capitan); but I don't want to upgrade. So I don't.

    Up until yesterday, my iPhone 6 plus was running iOS 8.4; I finally saw something in iOS 9 that I thought was interesting, so I upgraded to iOS 9.3.2. But nothing and nobody forced me to.

    Get your facts straight, MS Shill.

  33. Re:Know Text by macs4all · · Score: 0

    Best AC Post EVAR!!!

  34. Re:"Windows 10 recently crossed 300 million monthl by Rob+Y. · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To be fair-ish, the reason for this was to be able to say "windows 10 recently crossed 300 million" to *developers* - who've abandoned Microsoft's roadmap en masse. And they did that largely because Microsoft's roadmap was "throw out your existing WIN32 code and rewrite it for our great new mobile/desktop/xbox platform that nobody uses yet". About 4 years after those same dev's started rewriting their existing WIN32 code the for iOS/Android/web platforms that everybody uses. Now they've bought Xamarin, in an attempt to allow devs to target iOS and Android like they want - and get Windows support 'for free'. Except, again, they're counting on those devs to do yet another rewrite to get support for that platform that nobody uses. There are some real benefits to being able to target iOS and Android from a single code base (to whatever limited extent Xamarin actually enables that), but is that worth starting over?

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  35. err... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    >> Microsoft Is Laying Off 1,850 to Streamline Its Smartphone Business

    It still has one?

  36. The big surprise... by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Microsoft HAS a smartphone business????

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  37. Burning platform by stooo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    MS is on a burning platform.
    Now they must jump in the water.

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  38. Where from here? by wicka_wicka · · Score: 1

    Still absolutely fascinated to see where they take their smartphone business. I don't think they see themselves as a company that can stay relevant in the consumer space without a competitive mobile platform, particularly when that's arguably the most important piece of any connected ecosystem. The fact that these are mostly former Nokia jobs lends credence to the idea of an in-house "Surface Phone" being their next move.

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  39. OS/2 is still ALLLIVVVE!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twenty years after its death. There were the early 2003 smartphones (one word) like the Tornado (HTC) candybar, the touchscreen 2005 "WM5 smart phones" (phone + PDA), then WM6, then WP6.5 (notice the P at 6.5; even some 6.0 where named Windows Phone), all based on some version of Windows CE (a stripped-down NT thing) then... nothing until 2010, when WP7 popped. No upgrades. Then 7.10 (A/K/A WP 7.5 and 7.8). Then WP8. No upgrades. WP7 hardware was soon abandoned (I still use an HTC HD7, which basically was a flashed over phone from the WP6.5 era). Then WP8.1, which smoothed out the faults in WP8. Most phones could be updated. Some could not (Nokia 800, for one). All along promises (yeah) were made. None kept. Then W10M. Some phones could be "upgraded".

    OS/2? I knew it well but left in 1999. Party was over.

    WM/WP/W10M? I knew it well but left in 2016. Party is over.

    Even Windows itself is on the chopping block. I have yet to swing the blade.

    1. Re:OS/2 is still ALLLIVVVE!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Windows CE (a stripped-down NT thing)

      Windows CE did not have any code or design from NT. It was not 'an NT thing'.

  40. Re:"Windows 10 recently crossed 300 million monthl by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    All this stuff kinda reminds me of the early 2000s where you could get a virus just by plugging an unfirewalled Windows XP system straight into the internet. Within minutes, you'd have something nasty on your computer and critical processes would be crashing left right and center.

    This is true, its was around 2002/2003. In order to not get XP infested after first boot while being hooked up to the internet you had to have a software firewall and windows updates already downloaded, then install them before you connect the XP box to the internet.

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  41. Oh, MS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you're on a burning platform in a sea of competition, your only choice is to jump the shark.

  42. Love the quote at the end by chr1st1anSoldier · · Score: 2
    The end of the article:

    "And as long as it has taken the company, Microsoft has still arguably achieved something that its competitors have not... It took more than two decades to get there, but Microsoft still somehow got there first."

    Translation: We don't know what we did, bet we did it first.

    On another note, such a shame. I still wish they would dump that secure boot crap and let the hobbyist/modding community go to town like they did on WP7. IMHO I think that would do more to attract developers than trying to wave their unified development platform around. Take down the walled garden and let the hobbyist and modders go to town customizing and hacking roms once again.

    1. Re:Love the quote at the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What they did first... hmm, 'Achieved 1% market share"?

  43. Re:"Windows 10 recently crossed 300 million monthl by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

    And they thought it was a good idea to not release the Metro userland for Windows 7! I think that's the original sin, Metro software could have run in floating windows back in 2012 on the OS people actually use. Breaking forward compatibility, and so early to boot was a dickish move.

    In former times, .NET 1.1 and 2.0 were available for win 9x, even DX9 and other things. Windows 3.1 had win32s though it mostly served to run Freecell.
    No Metro apps on Windows 7 means no user base, so nothing to draw the developers in. Users could have installed the stuff voluntarily : "I'm hearing of iPad and Android all the time, what if tried these appy apps things on my PC first?"

  44. not sure it can be called a "business" by Locutus · · Score: 1

    They tried and failed badly to create a smart phone business and therefore could not stop Android from growing into a powerful platform. With Android apps being able to run on the inexpensive laptop devices known as Chromebooks... Well let's just say the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem" is an understatement for Microsoft.

    With less than 10% market share I was always wondering why they even got any press time with Windows Phone and now with under 1% one has to wonder how many millions do they want to be spending to keep the brand alive.

    LoB

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  45. Is "streamlining" a euphemism for shutting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    down this business for good?

  46. Um... Microsoft has smartphones? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    What smartphone business? From May 23, 2016: Windows Phone Market Share Sinks Below 1 Percent

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    1. Re:Um... Microsoft has smartphones? by mikeebbbd · · Score: 1

      Sure, even though they're now officially a rounding error in the market share stats as noted in the 5/23 article. The phones actually aren't bad; my old Nokia (from before they shed the name) Lumina 635 works fine, and the buttons are much easier to use with my arthritic fingers than most of the Androids and Apples. Also, MS seems to have had better luck over the years than others with getting the carriers to allow updates; perhaps not having so many of them helps? I do think that I like having a phone that can't accept Win10 though (not enough memory); Win 8.1 just works, while I hear that Win10 for phones is still a work in progress, even more so than the computer flavor of it. Also: Gorilla Glass on a cheap phone - who'd a thunk it? /curmudgeon

  47. Their platform is on fire by skandalfo · · Score: 1

    Where did Status Nadella come from. Now it's the time for a "our platform is on fire" memo and Microsoft being acquired at sale price by that former employer.

  48. Windows Phone is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Netcraft has confirmed

  49. Re:"Windows 10 recently crossed 300 million monthl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Macbook also runs an older version of OSX, and I definitely don't want to upgrade it. But on regular intervals there is a notification explaining that the system could be oh so much better if I just click on that upgrade button.

    They might not force you to upgrade, but they sure like telling me that I should.

    OSX has become consistently worse since somewhere around 10.5 and unless I hear about a single real improvement in Capitan, I'm not using it.

  50. Re:"Windows 10 recently crossed 300 million monthl by macs4all · · Score: 1

    My Macbook also runs an older version of OSX, and I definitely don't want to upgrade it. But on regular intervals there is a notification explaining that the system could be oh so much better if I just click on that upgrade button.

    They might not force you to upgrade, but they sure like telling me that I should.

    OSX has become consistently worse since somewhere around 10.5 and unless I hear about a single real improvement in Capitan, I'm not using it.

    You used the term "MacBook", so I assume you have an Intel Mac.

    I'm not sure what you are calling "Consistently Worse"; but I would call that an oversimplification. To be sure, and like with ANY OS, there is a bit of Ebb and Flow, or Tick and Tock, concerning versions that introduce new/rethought features and core concepts, versus versions where those changes are polished and the OS re-stabilized. OS X has followed this pattern for quite awhile. Kind of like Star Trek Movies: The Even-Numbers are the Best...

    El Capitan is OS X 10.11; so...

    But, even allowing for "skipping the Odd versions", or similar upgrade patterns, OS X has just NOT been getting Worse; rather, it is maturing into something not JUST NeXTStep with a GUI Cocoa Shell. Things like Core Audio, Core Animation, launchd, GCD, Metal, Timer Coalescing, File Versioning, "Restore System State", App Handoff, etc, etc, ET CETERA, are undeniably ALL *IMPROVEMENTS* that simply didn't exist in 10.4 (except launchd).

    Full disclosure: I ran 10.4 (Tiger) until I just couldn't run it anymore in a practical sense; so I feel ya. BUT...

    But, for all that change, a LOT of things stay the same. Also, I think that if you compared the UI changes with ANY other OS, including Linux, you'd have to agree that, despite some minor UI changes over the years, that OS X has, at this point, the hands-down most consistent UI over time. In fact, the UI of El Capitan has more in common with MacOS (Classic) 1.4 than Windows has from 7 to 8 to 8.1 to 10...

  51. Re:"Windows 10 recently crossed 300 million monthl by Rob+Y. · · Score: 2

    That's less of a problem than not having supported WIN32 code on Windows RT. They're able to seed Metro into the marketplace by giving away free Windows 10 upgrades - but they can't actually get people to rewrite WIN32 code for Metro when the whole world's moving to either web-based apps or iOS/Android. But if WIN32 code could've been easily ported to Metro, then they'd have stood a chance. They're now trying to make it easy to port Metro stuff to iOS/Android, but there's no Metro stuff to port. If they'd done the same with WIN32, they'd have had to deal with some of the weaknesses of WIN32, but they'd at least have had a huge developer base behind them.

    Perhaps if they'd introduced Metro back when Windows 7 was introduced, they could've courted their developer base before iOS and Android got them. But that would've required some foresight - not Microsoft's strong suit...

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  52. Dear Developers; "Universal GUI" does *NOT* work by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

    > And they thought it was a good idea to not release the Metro userland for Windows 7!
    > I think that's the original sin, Metro software could have run in floating windows back in
    > 2012 on the OS people actually use. Breaking forward compatibility, and so
    > early to boot was a dickish move.

    If they had released Windows 7 with the Metro/tiles abortion, people would've been compaining about Windows 7 and hanging on to Windows XP. Instead, people ended up compaining about the Metro/tiles abortion in Windows 8 and hanging on to Windows 7.

    Dear idiot developers. I know that your "usability testing" confirms that a desktop oriented GUI *SUCKS* on a smartphone. But have you ever considered that maybe, just, maybe, a smartphone-oriented GUI also *SUCKS* on a desktop PC? I am *NOT* going to streatch my hand out 2 feet to tap on a URL, let alone compose this post on Slashdot. The idiots at Microsoft has made the same mistake as the idiots at Mozilla, and tried to ram a smartphone GUI down the throats of desktop users. The Atrocious^H^H^H^H^H Australis GUI did to Firefox on the desktop what Metro/tiles did to Windows on the desktop.

    The same GUI does *NOT* work on both desktops and smartphones. You need different GUIs for those platforms... deal with it.

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  53. Re: "Windows 10 recently crossed 300 million month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you. Apple routinely "forces" upgrades by refusing to back port fixes.

    My sister in law couldn't get FaceTime to work after Apple fucked up renewing certificates and response was to upgrade iOS.

    This was a problem due to not having enough space on phone and not having broadband download.

    Fuck you in the eye. You ignore a lot of Apple fuckery.

  54. Re: "Windows 10 recently crossed 300 million month by macs4all · · Score: 1

    Fuck you. Apple routinely "forces" upgrades by refusing to back port fixes.

    My sister in law couldn't get FaceTime to work after Apple fucked up renewing certificates and response was to upgrade iOS.

    This was a problem due to not having enough space on phone and not having broadband download.

    Fuck you in the eye. You ignore a lot of Apple fuckery.

    How many fixes has Android Back-Ported?

  55. lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's with all these "Microsoft has/had a phone business" comments? It's like you're making the lamest joke in the room and laughing like you made the biggest funny. Just makes you look lame and stupid, this is a nerd/tech site. You're either making a terrible joke, or you're the joke for being ill informed.

  56. Re:Dear Developers; "Universal GUI" does *NOT* wor by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

    To be clear I wasn't suggesting them releasing Metro tiles with Windows 7 (2009), but rather backporting the stuff to Windows 7 when they released 8 (2012). That of course would have required that Windows 8 doesn't force Metro tiles on their users, e.g. allowing a start menu.