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Robot Pizza Company 'Zume' Wants To Be 'Amazon of Food' (bloomberg.com)

kheldan writes: Do you want robots making your pizza? Alex Garden, co-founder and executive chairman of Mountain View startup Zume, is betting you will. Garden, the former president of Zynga Studios, was previously a general manager of Microsoft's Xbox Live. Garden launched Zume in stealth mode last June, when he began quietly recruiting engineers under a pseudonym and building his patented trucks in an unmarked Mountain View garage. In September, he brought on Julia Collins, a 37-year-old restaurant veteran. She became chief executive officer and a co-founder. Collins was previously the vice president and CEO of Harlem Jazz Enterprises, the holding company for Minton's, a historic Harlem eatery. The company consists of an army of robot sauce-spreaders and trucks packed full of ovens. "In the back of Mountain View's newest pizzeria, Marta works tirelessly, spreading marinara sauce on uncooked pies. She doesn't complain, takes no breaks, and has never needed a sick day. She works for free." The pie then "travels on a conveyer belt to human employees who add cheese and toppings." From there, "The decorated pies are then scooped off the belt by a 5-foot tall grey automation, Bruno, who places each in a 850-degree oven. For now, the pizzas are fully cooked and delivered to customers in branded Fiats painted with slogans, including: 'You want a piece of this?' and 'Not part of the sharing economy.'" Garden says, "We are going to be the Amazon of food. [...] Just imagine Domino's without the labor component. You can start to see how incredibly profitable that can be."

208 comments

  1. will robots also jizz in it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's the secret to authentic NY Style Pizza!

    1. Re: will robots also jizz in it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Its called analytics library. The whole Internet is full of Google jizz. Just think of it.

    2. Re:will robots also jizz in it? by elbiatcho1 · · Score: 1

      Secret to San Diego pizza. http://www.eater.com/2013/7/18...

    3. Re:will robots also jizz in it? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      I'm not so fond of pizza, but I could see myself making the trip to Geneva for an especially good morning lattè from time to time.

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  2. Cheese and Toppings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you need humans to put on the cheese and toppings?

    That should be easy to automate.

    I can see humans needed for the next couple of years to cut and portion out the toppings, but I don't see anything about assembling the pizza that a machine can not do.

    E.C.P.

    1. Re:Cheese and Toppings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is likely one of the multitude of ingredients that can be ordered in various combinations on a pizza.

      You either need lots of space to have a bunch of robots, one per ingredient, or a very complex robot that has to be constantly serviced by people to replenish the ingredients, and can spread unevenly-sized ingredients evenly across the pie. Cheese has a tendency to clump together and stick, as well.

      They COULD make a machine that can do all this, but it's probably not worth the effort, given the amount of upkeep it'll require to keep it operational. A sauce robot is pretty basic - you attach it by a hose to a giant refrigerated vat of sauce, and it can probably run for days with very little service required.

    2. Re:Cheese and Toppings by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Why do you need humans to put on the cheese and toppings?"

      They don't.

      That's the difference between a real entrepreneur and an armchair one.

      You don't need your business to be perfect, you just need it to be profitable within the current environment (well, at least that's the idea of "old school" business -of course as of today it seems you also can become billionaire without any sensible business case as long as you can have the potential to accrue users in the millions and the proper contacts, but that's a different story).

      So here, it seems, it's good enough to automate the easiest part of the procurement cycle to make a profit, so that's what he did. It's always better to take a shorter profit and launch today than wait for your case to be "perfect" and launch tomorrow. If they idea shows merit, don't worry, they'll increasingly go automating the more difficult/costly parts as they start making sense.

    3. Re:Cheese and Toppings by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Yes, it must be terribly ego-crushing to come to the realisation that you completely suck at trolling.

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  3. wow by sootman · · Score: 5, Funny

    A former employee of Microsoft, makers of the Zune, names his company "Zume"? Don't strain your creativity muscle there, pal.

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    1. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was he supposed to call it? Pune?

    2. Re: wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes tons more sense. I couldn't figure out how to pronounce Zune (zoo-nay, I thought), somebody had to explain it to me. Only then did I realize it's a play on "tune" - because it's a bad play. But Zume makes sense: it's obviously punning zoom, so it's obvious how it's pronounced, and what it is supposed to be ("fast"). Maybe I was primed because of Zune, but even so I think Zume is better at its marketing job than Zune was.

    3. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So because way back in time he worked at MS at a completely unrelated product he should now never use any name that rythmes with anything MS made?

    4. Re:wow by Nethead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sootman: Dear Slashdot: next time you want to mess with the site, add a rich-text editor for comments.

      Oh hell no! That leads to the evil path of emojies and animated gifs. Oh hell no!

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    5. Re: wow by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I couldn't figure out how to pronounce Zune

      It's brave of you to admit your shortcomings.

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    6. Re:wow by sootman · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Nah, I just want bold, ital, etc. No, definitely no GIFs.

      They'll also need to remember to update their CSS so ULs and OLs work at all.

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    7. Re:wow by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just wonder why he wants to name his product after a product that is a well known train wreck. I mean, would you call your company Emron?

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    8. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nah, I just want bold, ital, etc.

      Yeah! The readership of slashdot is not anywhere near technologically savvy enough to have bold, italic, or other effects without a toolbar. Leave that coding stuff to the nerds.

    9. Re: wow by plopez · · Score: 1

      "Zume" as in "fast going in and fast going out"?

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    10. Re: wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I asked him and he replied "So Zu me."

    11. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish most humans would be thrown into a 850-degree oven. Save the planet, from stupidity!

    12. Re:wow by lucm · · Score: 0

      No, definitely no GIFs.

      Dude, don't badmouth GIFs. I couldn't survive a day in my dreary corporate job without a regular dose of "Keep calm and embrace ITIL" or "I can haz ssh keys" GIFs.

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    13. Re:wow by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Really/? You can get bold and ital

      Did you even look at the "Allowed HTML" below the Submit button?

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    14. Re: wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Zume" as in "fast going in and fast going out"?

      No, "Zume" as in "exhume". As in wow, smell the "fumes"!

      As in "It's a real bune to your undertaker, after you inhale the fumes, you'll be dumed, and ambient temperature you'll resume, until you're exhumed, after eating something from Zume, a company started by people who made the Zune, and you'll bray at the mune, while listening to iTunes, instead of a Zune, after reading Frank Herbert's Dune, in the month of June, after shuing away a racune, while studying runes, in Mississippi near Picayune... too soon, too soon you gune!"

      That's all that came readily to mind. Enjune!

    15. Re:wow by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have a few of the tier 2 guys send me ani-gifs in Sametime (part of the IBM Domino Notes package.) I'm sorry that you are stuck in ITIL hell, so am I. I have Messaging for a 100+ year old French company running 70 odd Domino servers. Oh, did I mention we also have to track out tickets and projects in kanban? I'm almost willing to learn Windows servers to get out of this! But the pay, bennies & commute are worth not having to drive into Seattle or Bellevue.

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    16. Re: wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We already have "the Amazon of Pizza", it's called Digiorno and the other makers of pizza found in every grocery store in the USA. Some little mom and pop pizza eatery does not have the economies of scale to afford their own personal robot that can churn out thousands of pizzas an hour.

      The players that are producing food on this scale are likely already automating the majority of the process.

    17. Re: wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it just shows how much of uncreative assclown he is.

    18. Re: wow by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Mod up: crass, negative and totally spot-on.

    19. Re:wow by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      You can get bold and ital

      You can even combine them, hey.

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    20. Re: wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's up with the blatant racism here on slashdot these days. I don't remember seeing shit like this when dice owned it.

      Seems whipslash brung a shit ton of ignorance with him when he purchased /.

    21. Re:wow by WallyL · · Score: 1

      For the first time, I have experienced that choking-on-a-drink phenomenon. Emrom, indeed!

  4. In a word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No.

  5. Baking on the go by Wise+Raptor · · Score: 1

    Now we're going to have trucks with operating ovens at 850 F while driving? I thought 400-450 F was the ideal range to cook a pizza?

    1. Re:Baking on the go by maliqua · · Score: 3, Informative

      No that's the only range you can do in home ovens,

      pizza ovens are MUCH hotter than residential ones are capable of

    2. Re:Baking on the go by binarylarry · · Score: 2

      hell yes, roving pizza bots!

      The future IS HERE! Fuck everyone talking about skynet, I'm talking about ROVING PIZZA BOTS.

      I believe roving pizza bots are a sign that the singularity is near.

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    3. Re:Baking on the go by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      The future IS HERE! Fuck everyone talking about skynet, I'm talking about ROVING PIZZA BOTS.

      The bad news is that you are the toppings.

      Roving Pizza Bots...IT'S A COOKBOOK!

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    4. Re: Baking on the go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, pizza ovens usually get set around 550 degrees. 850 is only going to work because there is an unloader bot so the conveyor won't get backed up.
      Even at 500 degrees you have to put the pizza on a screen or it will burn on contact with the oven.

    5. Re: Baking on the go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are Californians - Silicon Valley people who hired a restauranteur from Harlem who want to deliver Dominoes quality pizza made by robots.

      Oy!

        I guess if you're stoned off your ass at 2AM it'll taste good.

    6. Re:Baking on the go by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      The pizza must be baked for 60–90 seconds in a 485 C (905 F) stone oven with an oak-wood fire.[3] When cooked, it should be soft, elastic, tender and fragrant.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    7. Re: Baking on the go by sumdumass · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm not entirely disagreeing with you but it also depends on how wet the dough is. When I worked at a pizza shop, the stone bottom oven was set to 725f. We started cooking on a pan and removed the pan about 2/3 through the process. The pies only stayed in the oven about 4-5 minutes. A minute or two longer when busy due to temps dropping from the doors opening so much. We ran 2 double deck ovens (4 doors and bottoms) during peak and turned the bottom set down to 300f after the rush so it could be cranked up easily if it got busy again. They took about 4 hours to heat up after being off all night but retained most of the heat when down so it could be brought back up to temp in about 45 minutes or so if needed again.

    8. Re: Baking on the go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Commercial Brick/Ceramic pizza ovens typically operate between 800-900F this is the oldest kind and doesn't have an un-loader bot or whatever you think it requires. These are large and the most expensive and desirable kind of pizza oven all of the others attempt to simulate the pizza this style produces using newer tech

      Commercial Deck pizza ovens operate between 450-750F these are the ones most pizza places uses, its a big metal thing with a slot some have a conveyor but its not common

      Commercial CONVECTION pizza ovens operate at about 400-500F these are the newest kind that exist and no one likes them they're found in places crammed for space and unwilling to pay for one of the previous 2

      only the 3rd kind is used for deep dish or pan pizzas the previous 2 are for your standard hand tossed or thin crust style pizza

      source. I've worked in restaurant supply for 32 years and i'm sure a bit of googling can confirm these numbers to be generally correct

    9. Re: Baking on the go by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

      Eh, pizza ovens usually get set around 550 degrees.

      That depends on the style of pizza. If you're baking traditional Neapolitan style pizza (i.e., the kind they make in Naples, Italy, the place where pizza is kinda from), the official regulations say you need a minimum cooking surface temperature of about 900F, and a minimum oven dome temperature of about 800F. Cooking time should be no longer than 90 seconds.

      Even at 500 degrees you have to put the pizza on a screen or it will burn on contact with the oven.

      I bake pizza all the time at home at the maximum my oven will do (550F). A little while back, I actually invested in a thick steel plate to get more heat into my pizza dough faster, compared to a traditional baking stone (which really can't make great pizza at only 550F in a home oven).

      Somehow I bake pizzas all the time pumping the heat in as fast as my oven can at over 500F, and my pizzas don't burn.

      Again, it depends on the type of dough. Neapolitan dough is intended for 800-900F ovens, traditional "New York style" dough is often baked lower, usually somewhere in the 500-600F range or a bit higher. Chicago deep dish is baked even lower than that.

    10. Re:Baking on the go by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Soylent Pizza is all well and good, but the really important question that I think needs to be answered here is, DO THEY HAVE LASERS?

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    11. Re: Baking on the go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's for the insider knowledge. I have a question though. If brick ovens are the oldest, why are they still the most expensive?

      IMHO, brick oven pizzas are the best.

    12. Re: Baking on the go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks***

      For some reason auto correct thought that's was more appropriate then the thanks I wanted to put.

    13. Re: Baking on the go by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Maybe they have to be built on site rather than made in a factory, and they're difficult to remove without breaking them?

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  6. I worked with another former Xbox Live GM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and, he had no problem with forty developers sharing five dial-up lines from our office Pioneer Square neighborhood of Seattle. He just didn't get the Internet or understand why some people thought it was important. XBox Live depended on the Internet!

    1. Re: I worked with another former Xbox Live GM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Markus Schweig? I work for him now at an Internet gaming company, and he just doesn't get why we need faster tha dialup access. He was Ops Center manager for XBox! His entire career has depended on the Internet, but he still hates it.

    2. Re: I worked with another former Xbox Live GM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone else that lives in Seattle, having to depend on dialup at home and at work in 2016 is just ridiculous.

    3. Re: I worked with another former Xbox Live GM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dialup in Seattle is the norm rather than the exception. I'm glad I moved the hell away from that city a couple of years ago.

    4. Re: I worked with another former Xbox Live GM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dialup is so much better than no access at all.

  7. Wait a minute... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It says right there that humans add the cheese and other toppings. How is that "without a labor component"?

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    1. Re:Wait a minute... by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      The only robots mentioned spread the sauce and put it in the oven. Like you mention humans add the toppings. Nothing is mentioned about the dough so that's probably a person and the same thing about cutting the pizza after it's in the box.

    2. Re:Wait a minute... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Good grief, spreading the sauce is by far the easiest task too - I really doubt they're saving much - if anything - over having a human doing that.

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    3. Re: Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, is that a hint of hydraulic fluid I taste...thanks Zune!

    4. Re:Wait a minute... by swb · · Score: 1

      Why can't the automation add toppings?

      For some reason we like Papa Murphy's take-and-bake pizzas, and they weigh all the ingredients that go on the pizza. The only human aspect is nominally spreading the weighed amount sort of even, things I believe could be done pretty easily via automation.

      I suppose there may be some ingredients more difficult to add via automation, but not many.

    5. Re:Wait a minute... by penguin74 · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I said. Article is just full of shit.

    6. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like the robot is actually a marketing expense.

    7. Re: Wait a minute... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Hmm, is that a hint of hydraulic fluid I taste...thanks Zune!

      Well, with Zunes you used to "squirt" your shared music to others, as I recall. So squirting tomato sauce onto some dough isn't much of a stretch.

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    8. Re:Wait a minute... by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Especially since (despite the constant barrage of Zume ads I get for living 5 miles away from their "HQ") they are currently only available in ONE CITY. Who the hell needs multiple robots making and delivering a couple hundred pizzas a day?

      Not to mention Mountain View has one of THE BEST overall quality and variety of pizza of possibly any medium sized town I have seen (FJ&L, Tony & Alba's, Amici's, Doppio Zero, Blue Line, Napoletana, Maldonado's, etc). Hell, even the mediocre local chains like Mountain Mike's, Round Table, and Pizza My Heart aren't half bad. And of you go a few miles further out you get Paxti's, Slice of NY, Terún, Delfina, Howie's, etc.

      Seems like the WORST place to start up an unvetted pizza delivery service advertising their robots and delivery methods over their QUALITY that I could think of. You know, Domino's also brags more about their "patented" trucks than their taste...

    9. Re:Wait a minute... by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Of course, the big question, is, WHY? Given the volume of a Papa Murphy's location, a couple of employees (who would need to be there anyway to oversee and service the robots) could easily do all of the prep work, anyway...

    10. Re:Wait a minute... by swb · · Score: 1

      The one closest to me is crazy busy with six people working. You'll wait 20 minutes for a pizza you ordered for online pickup 45 minutes ago.

      Papa Murphy's seems ideal for automating since they don't cook the pizzas. I could see a nearly totally automated facility -- kiosk ordering, robotic topping application and wrapping and out the door. Two guys maximum to keep ingredient hoppers filled and other basic maintenance.

      An uncooked pizza is an ideal robotic product. The standard for topping application is just decent general distribution, not precision placement and you could get that by rotating the pizza crust and either a horizontal topping applicator the radius of the crust or a round hopper moved along the radius as the pizza spun. The ingredients are fairly uniform and some hoppers could slice toppings (whole pepperoni sticks inserted, sliced pieces output) or squeezed out (sausage, hamburger) and some dropped whole.

    11. Re:Wait a minute... by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      But with Papa Mucphy's you have to cook it yourself! At that end of the pizza market (take and bake), why not just give you a prepared crust and individual bags of the ingredients you want, and let you finish it at home where you have to cook it anyway!?

      It would take you 2 extra minutes to assemble it and save all of that work and delay at the store... (now THAT seems like a much better startup idea than Zume... you are welcome, just credit "Dahamma from Slashdot" after your first million...)

      Seriously, though - you want a GOOD food business idea? Enable people to do more things theirselves at home for little to no effort (and cost) rather than pass on trivial preparation steps with 500% markup. That's basically Keurig's model. They have made billions, and yet their coffee STILL kinda sucks (it's just good enough to justify a $0.50 pod vs a $2 Starbucks).

    12. Re:Wait a minute... by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Replying twice to you since my other thought is totally different :)

      An uncooked pizza is an ideal robotic product.

      Maybe true for mass market GENERIC delivery pizza, but not for truly *good* or distinctive/local pizza (which makes up a surprising amount of the pizza in the US). Robots are far away from hand tossing, and farther from assembling and cooking a decent Margherita (which you probably *can't* cook at home), let alone many other decent Neapolitan style pizzas where ingredients are added after cooking (or of course, Chicago style, St. Louis Style, New Haven Style, etc).

    13. Re:Wait a minute... by swb · · Score: 1

      That makes some sense, with the downside that the ingredients they use are all fresh so bagging ingredients would require a lot of store time to manage bagging or cut the quality by using frozen ingredients.

      What's funny is that I really like the Papa Murphys thin crust pizza, more so than all the local delivery options.

      It's not a brick oven Neopolitan style pizza (which are good, too), but for something that comes out of my own oven its vastly superior to any frozen pizza and IMHO on par with anything delivered.

  8. I don't want robots making my pizza by kheldan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I submitted this story specifically so I could say that: I don't want robots making my pizza, I want a skilled human being making my pizza, not for what a pizza costs. Otherwise I'd just settle for a shitty frozen pizza and throw it in the oven at home for a fraction of the price. At the very least there has to be a competent human being supervising the automated process for quality control purposes, but even then some pizza made on an assembly line by a bunch of robots just doesn't sound appetizing. If this is what the world ends up going to, then I guess I'll be staying home and making my own meals 100% of the time. I suspect I won't be alone in that, either.

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    1. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      99% of the food you bring home was robot handled by the farmer, packer or entirely in the case of processed foods.

      It's ok for robots to mix bags of salad, or to combine flour and salt to make bread in bulk...

      i'd rather a consistent robot than angst filled teenager capable of manufacturing and distributing hair, mucus, saliva, blood, semen and other biological contaminants onto my pizza.

    2. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you won't be alone.

      Who the *$%* does this moron think he is? How profitable will it be when no one can afford your robotic pizza because the robots have taken over most of the jobs?

    3. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Most people don't have your obsession with bodily fluids though.

    4. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and no robots have an obsession with anything

    5. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by maliqua · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You don't get a skilled human you get underpaid people who don't give a fuck about you or your pizza and are resentful to their employer.

      who do you think makes pizza, graduates with a 3 year degree in pizza making? Trained chef's from italy? 3rd generation pizza makers with skills past down from their father and their father before him?

    6. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Who the *$%* does this moron think he is?

      Somebody who thinks human beings have a higher purpose in life than doing a robot's job badly?

    7. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      99% of the food you bring home was robot handled by the farmer, packer or entirely in the case of processed foods.

      If you actually eat real food instead of Cheetohs and diet root beer, that's simply not true. You gotta learn to cook, brother.

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    8. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      not a robot?
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      also not a robot?

      everything on a farm is largely robot in some way, yes there is a human component but the vast majority is automated with humans just directing it. infact there is probably LESS human interaction with these farming robots than there is with that robot "made" pizza

      You gotta learn about how your food actually gets to you. brother

    9. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a combine harvester is a robot, then i guess Semi Trucks, Tug Boats, and riding lawnmowers are also robots.

    10. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this is what the world ends up going to, then I guess I'll be staying home and making my own meals 100% of the time. I suspect I won't be alone in that, either.

      And so the robots end up making the world a better place? Our culture lost so much when the average person stopped cooking. Or think about pickles and preservers. Imagine a world where instead of everyone buying some generic crappy pickles in the store, they explored the world of pickling and made fantastic, unique creations all the time. Oh! And then people will want to grow a garden so that they can have fresh food and perfect pickles and preserve! Imagine just walking out to pick a sprig of fresh parsley to add that perfect complement to your pasta with home made tomato sauce from your home grown tomatoes!!!

      Ahh... such a world would be amazing. But alas the average person will pick the robot pizza and say, "Hey! This is pretty good! Next time I'm going to order it with extra processed cheese slices. It's worth working 5 hours of overtime and living in a cramped apartment in a city with 13 million other people to be able to afford this luxury."

    11. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      you've never seen a modern combine if that's what you think.

      a modern combine is an incredibly complicated piece of machinery controlled by a computer that automates dozens of tasks into a single machine while managing the process entirely, a large amount of combines these days are fully autonomous. (yeah farmers got self driving shit LONG before it was cool)

      The term "robot" as definied as:
        "1A machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer:"
          - http://www.oxforddictionaries....

      those farm robots are more robot than this crappy pizza robot is.

    12. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by plopez · · Score: 4, Funny

      "who do you think makes pizza, graduates with a 3 year degree in pizza making?"

      Hell no, Art History Majors

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    13. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did chef's need an apostrophe, but not makers?

    14. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      everything on a farm is largely robot in some way

      We're lucky we can afford not to buy most of our food from factory farms. I live in a place where there's good fresh produce and meat from small producers a short drive away. I've watched how our produce is picked, sorted and packaged, and it's not by robots.

      And since we don't eat much in the way of processed foods like Cheetohs, no, our food is not mostly handled by robot.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    15. Re: I don't want robots making my pizza by thundercattt · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I agree. If I find out a restaurant has thrown their employees out and brought I'm a robot to prep food. Lose my business, these jobs are to teach high school kids responsibility and lesser extent art history majors about the real world.

    16. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's making ROBOT PIZZA. For the ROBOTS of course.

    17. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      i'd rather a consistent robot than angst filled teenager capable of manufacturing and distributing hair, mucus, saliva, blood, semen and other biological contaminants onto my pizza.

      An anonymous robot making and anonymous pizza for an annoymous coward - sorry friend it's going to be primed by an anonymous human. An anonymous pizza robot primer can jizz into the sauce container for the robot to maximize the distribution of semen over many pizzas. Coupled with some of foot shavings into the flour of the robot feeder and some urine into the water tank should encourage people to learn how to cook for themselves.

      Once you learn how to cook for yourself you can appreciate that creativity and variation is the thing about food that makes it interesting. That is the difference between feeding, eating and dining.

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    18. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sometimes when you're not a pretentious cunt you just want decent food at a reasonable price quickly without requiring a lot of work.

      some of us work hard and long hours so we can move out of our parents houses.

    19. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by maliqua · · Score: 0

      because i love bringing out the grammar and spelling trolls they always have the highest quality input

    20. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by maliqua · · Score: 1

      i guess the ones that aren't painting caricatures in tourist traps or talking to you about your long distance service

    21. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I make all of my own meals 100% of the time. I had to start when I was ten years old, so have been dong it a long time (yes, I know there's a joke in there, but STFU), but honestly, it is not that hard and anyone can get pretty fast with a few months practice. Watch some youtube videos and do what is shown on the screen. If you can pass high school level chemistry, you can cook almost anything.

    22. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by lucm · · Score: 1

      Farm nerd!

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    23. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by kheldan · · Score: 1

      I cook for myself 95% of the time, and the other 5% of the time I want high quality tasty food for my money not some crap that came out of an automated assembly line. Thanks so much for making a broad assumption about me that I can't cook.

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    24. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      best of both worlds.

      imagine fiber internet,(yes rural gige is possible if you're the smart one that leases space for a cell tower instead of fighting its arrival) almost a million pounds of robot fury at your finger tips and 200 acres of space to play with them.

      also its cool to have a dog fetch you your horse. That's not something a city nerd can never appreciate.

      I don't however have pizza delivery...... so *fingers crossed* for robots that wont want a $20 tip to make the drive

    25. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by guevera · · Score: 1

      Who the *$%* does this moron think he is?

      Somebody who thinks human beings have a higher purpose in life than doing a robot's job badly?

      Which I agree with. Because I'm a marxist. Ownership of the means of and profits from production belong to the workers.

      If you have that sort of resource (re) distribution than humans can pursue that higher purpose.

      If you have the sort of exploitive capitalist oligarchy we currently have in America then automation produces an even larger class of even more contingent workers at the mercy of the predatory owners of capital. Tough to pursue your higher purpose when you're starving.

    26. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by lucm · · Score: 1

      What is the point of having fiber internet if you can't shop for prostitutes on backpage.com or watch that dominos progress bar to see if your pizza will be delivered by a girl for once instead of yet another indian?

      Netflix is cool but once you've reached the bottom like watching 17 seasons of Midsomer Murders it becomes useless.

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    27. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Yes, but bearing grease and hydraulic oil in your pizza will make it taste weird...

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    28. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by plopez · · Score: 2

      Or being barristas

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    29. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, you just don't know any better.

    30. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      sometimes when you're not a pretentious cunt you just want decent food at a reasonable price quickly without requiring a lot of work.

      What about the times when you're not a pretentious cunt, do you cook then? Or are you always a pretentious cunt?

      some of us work hard and long hours so we can move out of our parents houses.

      Well I can assure you that it is my kitchen, in my house, that I'm using. Perhaps if you didn't eat take away *all the time* you could afford your own house. The roast lamb with anchovies, garlic, roast potatoes, carrots brocconi cost me $20 to feed four people, plus myself left overs for the next day or so.

      Don't underrate the time/money savings in preparing food yourself. Such a meal is an hour to prepare and the same with a few other recipes that I can freeze and have prepared within ten minutes of getting home after doing all those long hours - and still have an awesome feed. Those freezable meal I make feed me for several weeks and are designed around getting good food fast. I can't even get delivery that fast.

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    31. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can still shop for prostitutes on backpage

      i guess you could probably even get them to bring pizza.....

    32. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      Robots will be doing a lot more than pizza, in a world of 15$ + minimum wage...

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    33. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're normally very sane and logical but I have to point out that your post here is BS. Factory farms meaning industrial slaughterhouses are NOT the same thing as farms using mechanized and automated equipment for harvesting and plant processing. There is nothing wrong with the latter, while there are disease risks and moral issues with the former.

    34. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a marxist.

      Is that why you can't spell Guevara?

    35. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Jack_the_Tripper · · Score: 1

      Ownership of the means of and profits from production belong to the workers.

      Belong to the robot workers I think you mean?

      Be interesting how the Labor Theory of Value holds up when whole production pipelines involve no human labor at all. Hell, even the diehard Marxists will have to admit it has always been a bullshit economic theory and come up with a new way to instill class envy in the proletariat.

    36. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Boronx · · Score: 1

      Mochas in the morning, pizzas at night.

    37. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, even the diehard Marxists will have to admit it has always been a bullshit economic theory and come up with a new way to instill class envy in the proletariat.

      Close, but no cigar.

      see "red symphony"

      Marxism is "revolution from above" . Marx was a Rothschild cousin, and other ties to royal families. His contemporary "anarchist socialist" rival Bakunin, who was expelled from "the international" saw the connections. Marx is buried in London.

      see henry makow on this, or eustace mullins "the world order" (archive.org)

      Yes, Marxism is purposely bullshit. The powers that be always do this, it is how they maintain their power.

      The actual purpose of Marxism was to grab more power for "the rich" and wealthy. And it was a giant success, and still is. Still moving along just fine...all the states are overthrown, as the dictatorship of the private banker proletariat continues issuing "money" and "loaning" it into existence, a.k.a. pure usury.

      "all leaders are frauds. its how they keep their dupes in line" -- Mencken

      The purpose of Marxism all along was to get "the proletariat" to work against their own best interest, and consolidate power "above" and it just hums along.

      Yes, it has always been bullshit, but that is why it has been so successful. Usury runs the world. Government gets larger and larger and "reforms" are supposedly needed more and more, without addressing the fundamental problem.

      The key idea of "Marxism" is before proclaiming your theory, start by destroying actual capitalism and putting in place usury capitalism ahead of time, an extra greedy rigged dummy version of "capitalism" deliberately designed to be extra-crooked. And then "socialism" and "communism" are inevitable.

      If your cousins are usurious bankers, they will create the "contradictions" for you, and you will appear to be a genius, as you predict "the inevitable" when in fact the rich folks rigged it all ahead of time to happen on purpose.

      You are misunderstanding how these things work. Rich people always lie to those below them. All power corrupts.

      "class envy" has nothing to do with it either way. The rich just trick the proletariat into working against their best interests, and they sabotage any actual "socialism" movement by hijacking it and replacing it with "Marxism" and "state socialism" .

      Bakunin saw it all coming.

    38. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misunderstand the issue. Going to a restaurant makes more sense for people who are short on time or make a good salary. Personally, I enjoy cooking and can cook well, but when your time is valuable (and I note that you've posted 9 times in the last 24 hours), cooking doesn't always make sense.

    39. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      You're normally very sane and logical but I have to point out that your post here is BS. Factory farms meaning industrial slaughterhouses are NOT the same thing as farms using mechanized and automated equipment for harvesting and plant processing.

      Factory farms are not the same as industrial slaughterhouses. And I am NOT ordinarily very sane and logical.

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    40. Re: I don't want robots making my pizza by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Well fucking said.

    41. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      You want

      decent food... reasonable price... quickly... without requiring a lot of work...

      You get to pick any 3 of those. Choose wisely.

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    42. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Guevera is also a name. Maybe it's his real one.

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    43. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Thanks! We try.

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    44. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow you are intollerably condescending at every opportunity good for you.

    45. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      I do about 90% of the cooking for my wife and me, so going to a restaurant gives me the evening off.

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    46. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by maliqua · · Score: 1

      that was obviously sarcasm it was clearly an error, i'm sure you've never hit submit on a typo before

    47. Re: I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I smell a business opportunity here.

      Work with me boys, I propose a pizza company that has prostitutes deliver the pizza. You can get a 2 for 1 deal. Also known as a twofer.

      I already have the slogan: Eat, skeet, sleep. Our treat.

      What do y'all think? Crowdfunding?

    48. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by gnupun · · Score: 1

      Belong to the robot workers I think you mean?

      Ah, but the robots were designed and manufactured by human engineers. Shouldn't they perhaps be partners of the pizza chain, (kinda like Apple's 30% cut on all app sales)?

    49. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Mocha at morning, wailers take warming
      Pizza at night, trailers delight

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    50. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Depends where you go. Visit the local popular non-chain places and yes, you often get 3rd generation pizza makers with skills passed down from their family...

      Or go to a decent Neapolitan pizza restaurant and pizza isn't considered a mass market delivery item, but a fine dining Italian entree like any other. If you don't think a hand tossed and prepared pizza fired for 2 minutes in a 1000 degree wood fired oven isn't better than a mass produced chain pizza, then you are seriously missing out.

      The thing is, there is no actual REASON those even have to be more expensive. Go to Italy and you can get an amazing hand made pizza with fresh ingredients for about €6-7. Wish there were more places in the US that could figure out how to do that.

    51. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Who the *$%* does this moron think he is?

      Somebody who thinks human beings have a higher purpose in life than doing a robot's job badly?

      Have you ever SEEN the kinds of people who work in many pizza restaurants? I'm not even joking or being insulting, just telling the truth. My brother worked in half a dozen over the years and not one, but two of those (one a Papa John's chain) were busted for drug dealing out of the restaurant. The others may not have gone that far, but the most popular "leisure activity" of most of the employees was to get stoned and play video games.

      So yeah, replace them with robots and I'm sure they'd find another job curing cancer.

    52. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's who makes YOUR pizza, or maybe YOU hate your job, whatever it is, and are projecting madly onto what I'm saying, but I'd like to point out to you that some people actually ENJOY their job, and that includes people who work in the food service industry, whether you want to believe that or not.

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    53. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      It's called wit, you can only possibly have half a hope of understanding this. How is that for condescending? You are a garden variety anonymous troll.

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    54. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and somehow you are in a discussion about gross processed fast food. strange way to search for your 5% high quality tasty food for my money. idiot.

    55. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do about 90% of the cooking for my wife and me, so going to a restaurant gives me the evening off.

      Obviously the 10% of cooking done by your wife consists of a variety of sandwiches. A husband should never make his own sandwich.............

    56. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Sorry. Most people I've talked to on the internet get pretty hostile when I suggest that cooking your own food is neither more expensive or time consuming than fast food.

    57. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, rampant consumerism is a thing, and the fast food industry naturally doesn't do anything to encourage people to actually go to a grocery store, buy actual food, and go home and cook it for themselves. Sadly, many who even try don't necessarily understand that shopping somewhere like Winco for many things is dramatically cheaper than going to more expensive, high-end grocery stores, who price-gouge you for damned near everything. Aside from my health turning to absolute shit if I ate fast food (or even restauarant food) all the time, I'd also be utterly bankrupt because it's so goddamned expensive for what you get. So far as people getting hostile over the very concept that it's less expensive to make your own food, they're not thinking clearly: They look at, for instance, what buying a pound or more of high-quality (read as: lower fat content than fast food burgers) ground beef, decent cheese, buns, condiments, etc, in the package quantities you're required to buy them in, and they're not thinking about how many decent burgers they'll get out of all that, compared to what a crappy, high fat content fast-food burger would cost them, which overall has inferior ingredients. *Shrug* I dunno, call it 'Evolution in Action'? They'll all be fat and broke and not do as well in life at anything as a result, and those of us in the know will be healthier and fitter and do better overall at everything? Only time will tell I guess.

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    58. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because fat pieces of crap like you live your entire lives eating mass-produced shit-tier excuse for 'food' doesn't mean that guy or anyone else necessarily does either, more likely it's just shit-tier jackasses like you who couldn't boil water without fucking it up. Here's an idea for you: How about you actually learn what real food is and learn to make it for yourself instead of eating crap out of styrofoam containers that doesn't taste much better (or is much healthier) than the styrofoam itself? While you're at it eat some goddamned vegetables, and move your fat ass off the couch and see if you can get below 350 pounds someday.

    59. Re:I don't want robots making my pizza by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      and no robots have an obsession with anything

      You might think that, but we just had an article about a robot that has tried to escape its lab twice in two weeks. That sure sounds like an obsessive robot to me.

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  9. Seriously this is a news worthy robot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this was posted in the 90's a car manufacturer would look at it and laugh at how woefully easy the tasks it has to complete are relative to what their robots do and how horribly incomplete the project is left when it's done with it.

    SAD

    1. Re:Seriously this is a news worthy robot? by lucm · · Score: 1

      Mercedes-Benz and Toyota have been in the news for replacing robots with people.

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  10. So like any other (frozen) pizza company? by guruevi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are plenty of factories that make pizza's using robots, there is nothing new about that and there are a handful of companies that will sell you a custom 'robot' (or as they used to call it, a conveyor belt). Given the amount of time and money spent (employee cost, prototyping etc) reinventing the wheel, I'm not sure whether it would be a good investment to go into business with such morons.

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    1. Re:So like any other (frozen) pizza company? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2

      Yeah that was my reaction too. "Uhh... I don't think Tony's frozen pizzas are made by humans. "

    2. Re:So like any other (frozen) pizza company? by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Hell, ever been to a Pizza Hut and looked in the back? The pizzas are mostly made by robots as well, the only thing the people on-site do is put special toppings on, but if you order a 'regular menu item', you're most likely getting a pizza out of a package. McDonalds and pretty much any fast food chain does it as well, after reading the article, $18 seems a bit pricey for a simple pizza.

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    3. Re: So like any other (frozen) pizza company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's made by a robot, the most I would pay is $5

    4. Re:So like any other (frozen) pizza company? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      There is a difference. You can make a pizza in the factory, freeze it and then deliver it to outlets. But it won't be tasty, just ask Dominoes. These robots allow you to start with freshly-prepared dough and make pies at the point of sale - this is really new.

      My friend owns a small pizza restaurant in Russia, and he keeps telling me that the great problem with pizzas is consistency. It's not hard to make dough and spread some sauce on it, but it's quite sensitive to small variations in the temperature and time it takes for pizza to cook. These robots easily solve this.

    5. Re:So like any other (frozen) pizza company? by guruevi · · Score: 1

      So you're moving the factory closer to home, there is a reason Domino's, Pizza Hut etc doesn't do that, mainly cost and scale.

      The "robots" (or food processing conveyor systems as they are known) are easily obtained, a number of companies make them but they could make an entire day of pizza for an outlet in under an hour, it's more economical to have the place to make all your pizza's in a central location, ship it and have a $10/h monkey put it in the oven.

      You don't have to freeze it, you could vacuum pack them (which is what Pizza Hut does). The problem with Domino's or any other outlet is not the fact that it was frozen, it's just that they use the low(est) quality ingredients, you can't make 2 large pizza's for $10 at your home with high quality ingredients (tried it, using quality cheese and meat alone costs $10), let alone have them delivered somewhere for $1.

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    6. Re:So like any other (frozen) pizza company? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      So you're moving the factory closer to home, there is a reason Domino's, Pizza Hut etc doesn't do that, mainly cost and scale.

      Yes, and that's why it'll be tastier, and it won't cost that much extra. Cost of ingredients is really a red herring, unless you want pizza with exotic stuff. The main components of pizza are very cheap, even for high quality stuff.

      Domino has to do serious penny-pinching, to make sure their pizzas are 10 cents cheaper than the pizzas next door. But there's a huge market of people (especially in affluent places like Mountain View) that are willing to pay extra couple of bucks for better quality pies, but who are unwilling to shell out full restaurant price.

    7. Re:So like any other (frozen) pizza company? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      hell there's even vending machines that will do it, but the bigger picture thing here is now FINALLY in 2016 its easy to get a pizza

      oh wait there's like 20 pizza joints in just about every town and 85 varieties of frozen in any food mart, thanks for solving a non existent problem, I am sure that will work well

    8. Re:So like any other (frozen) pizza company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wait there's like 20 pizza joints in just about every town and 85 varieties of frozen in any food mart, thanks for solving a non existent problem, I am sure that will work well.

      That's not true. I live in a very small town of about 12K people and we only have four places where we can get pizza and there's only about 25 varieties of frozen pizzas in the grocery stores.

      Oh wait.

    9. Re: So like any other (frozen) pizza company? by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      If it's made by a robot, the most I would pay is $5

      I know! That's the price of the Little Caesar's pizza that is made by people and hot and ready for you when you walk in.

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  11. Why? by campuscodi · · Score: 1

    Why does everything have to be robot/drone-delivered these days? Why not automate the job of a CEO or Board of Directors, and fire them.

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soft skills like effective communication to handle a catastrophe are harder to automate.

    2. Re:Why? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      C'mon, you can program a robot to take a golden parachute and bail when the shit hits the fan.

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    3. Re:Why? by plopez · · Score: 1

      Like Hurd, Zuckerberg, Ellison and host of others have any. They do have something soft, but it isn't people skills.

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    4. Re:Why? by lucm · · Score: 1

      The board of directors is already controlled by an algorithm running on servers at JP Morgan or SilverLake. You think Tim Cook decides how many iPhones he has to sell in the next three months?

      we're all variables in a sad little script written in APL

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    5. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not little and it's A+.

    6. Re:Why? by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      And when has *anyone* been reassured by the CEO's speech during an "emergency meeting in the conference room"?

    7. Re:Why? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It was quite reassuring for me usually. Reassuring that the decision to bail before the shit hits the fan was a good one, that is.

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    8. Re:Why? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Why not automate the job of a CEO or Board of Directors, and fire them."

      Because it is the CEO or the Board of Directors the one choosing who gets fired and who gets a bonus. Become a CEO and you will be totally free to fire yourself without bonuses or seven digit severance packages if so you want.

      Easy, isn't it?

    9. Re:Why? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Not having to pay a CEO or board members would provide a significant boost to shareholder value, no?

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    10. Re:Why? by twokay · · Score: 1

      It's too easy that's why. Basically a Python script to scrape Yahoo Finance, when the share price drops bellow a certain level an email is sent to PR announcing their departure and to HR to arrange the golden parachute.

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  12. Unfortunately, the robots do the wrong thing ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The part that needs to be replaced is putting the toppings on the pizza, not putting on the sauce or putting the pizza in the oven.

    Ordering pizza constructed by humans tends to be a huge rip-off because they do not put the ordered amount of topping on the pizza, but instead put on how much they think you should have. If you order a pizza with two single toppings, you will get barely any more (and likely less) of those two topping if you order a pizza with six "double" topping where two of the six are the same as the two singles.

    However, you will be charged as if you were not being ripped off.

    Robots would have to put the "measured amount" of toppings for which you are paying.

  13. I fail to see the problem by Snotnose · · Score: 1

    A robot will always give the right amount of sauce, toppings, cheese, and cooking time. Always. Ok, so when you phone in the order when your buddy is working there you might get extra pepperoni and cheese, but how many of us have friends working in a pizza joint?
    CSB time. When I was 19 or so a friend worked in a pizza joint. Our trick was to call in a pizza that would be ready 5 minutes before closing (this was before pizza delivery, I'm old, deal with it), then not go pick it up. Mike would close the restaurant, bring the pizza (which he didn't start making until the place closed) home with him, and we'd enjoy pizza, good weed, and midnight TV of the 70's.
    / Mike died last year
    // 2 years younger than me
    /// When I say "we" when talking about my teenage years, Mike was usually what made it "we"

    1. Re:I fail to see the problem by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Except that all they have robots doing is the sauce and putting the pizza in the oven. Everything else is done by humans.

  14. no way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I prefer my pizza to be lovingly hand-crafted by local potheads.

    Gives 'em something to do

    1. Re:no way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Gives 'em something to do"
      Also gives them a side business:
      "Large Double Cheese, please... with _extra_ oregano."

  15. Comparing themselves to Domino's ? by j3p0 · · Score: 1

    That's damning with faint praise.

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  16. The Amazon of food, huh? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    How hot will that pizza still be three days later when UPS drops it on my doorstep in Yavapai County, AZ?

    1. Re:The Amazon of food, huh? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      How hot will that pizza still be three days later when UPS drops it on my doorstep in Yavapai County, AZ?

      Where you getting your pizza now? Rosa's, Pisa Lisa's, Aroma or Crusty's?

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    2. Re:The Amazon of food, huh? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Famous Pizza. Occasionally Pisa Lisa.

    3. Re:The Amazon of food, huh? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I guess the good thing about living down there is that when you order pizza delivery, it shows up on your doorstep at approximately the same temperature as when it came out of the oven no matter how long the trip takes.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    4. Re:The Amazon of food, huh? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Right now, yes.

  17. Dominos pizza is tasteless like cardboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So maybe that is their source of inspiration.

  18. Imagine Domino's without the labor component? by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1

    It'll succeed if they can deliver good pizzas for a cheap price. Why would his customers care how much money he's making?

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    1. Re:Imagine Domino's without the labor component? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Directly, they probably won't. Indirectly, how much money he is making is going to show up in his prices relatively quickly unless he somehow convinces people that approximately-adequate pizza isn't pretty close to commodified in most markets large enough to have overlapping take-out joints.

      It's also amusing that he wants to "be the Amazon of food" and thinks that what he is doing will be incredibly profitable: Amazon is practically iconic for their absolutely tiny margins across most of their history and most of their business.

  19. Let a robot eat it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you can become the guy that develops the successful business model of inventing a robot that eats those pizzas.

  20. Re:Unfortunately, the robots do the wrong thing .. by j3p0 · · Score: 1

    Oh right... as if the software couldn't be rigged to rip you off the same way. Boy are you trusting.

    In the real world, more vegetable toppings make the pizza take longer to cook, and the vegetables contain a lot of water diminishing the crispiness of the pizza because the water can't cook off before the bottom of the pizza is perfect. Sometimes the pizzaiolo (or feminine: pizzaiola) is doing you a favor by not fucking up your mush, pepper, onion, zucchini, and (perish the thought)...pineapple.

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  21. The "Amazon of Food"? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    What's new? Getting the wrong pizza way later than expected is something my current pizzeria can do just fine.

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  22. Pizza and Hamburgers by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Interesting

    are popular fast food because there's very little actual skill involved in making it. It's bread and cheese and toppings. If your a restaurateur then you want to make food that doesn't need expensive labor so you can maximize profit and have employees that don't need a lot of training. Well trained employees have to be coddled because they've got options.

    This makes the pizza and hamburger biz ripe for automation. I like what some blokes in Europe suggesting: Tax robots and spread the wealth. I don't know what else we'll do besides have a massive underclass of people without food security and absolutely nothing to lose. The cool thing is when this happens you get a high crime rate and then the ruling class gets to move hard right to crack down on all that crime, creating a self perpetuating system. I'm seeing this in Brazil, Venezuela and the Philippians and I figure the whole world is gonna go this route or else Scandinavian style socialism. I'm hoping for the latter but not betting on it.

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    1. Re:Pizza and Hamburgers by quax · · Score: 1

      Don't have mod points right now, so here we go: Very insightful comment.

      Really don't see an alternative to a basic minimal income in the future, it's either that or complete dystopia.

    2. Re:Pizza and Hamburgers by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Really don't see an alternative to a basic minimal income in the future"

      And I really don't get how this "basic minimal income" meme has come from, except there *is* a Protocols of the Elders of Zion-style plan for world domination. Nobody can really be that stupid as to think basic income is, at least on itself, anything but a very very bad idea for those hoping for it, which means there must be a really strong conspiration from those that will really benefit from it (those that already reached the 0,1% status) to push it to less informed minds.

      State-controlled basic minimal services *may* hold a merit but, printing money "for free"??? How in hell can anybody even start thinking it won't utterly backfire?

    3. Re:Pizza and Hamburgers by Kjella · · Score: 2

      Pizza and Hamburgers are popular fast food because there's very little actual skill involved in making it. It's bread and cheese and toppings. If your a restaurateur then you want to make food that doesn't need expensive labor so you can maximize profit and have employees that don't need a lot of training. Well trained employees have to be coddled because they've got options. This makes the pizza and hamburger biz ripe for automation.

      Somehow, I can't connect the first thing you said to the last. If you have expensive, hard to replace workers that need coddling wouldn't they be the ones ripe for automation, all other things being equal? Robots are really good at three things, mass production, precision and consistency and food processing isn't the first one - then I'm thinking about making a million gadgets to ship in containers. If you just need to get it roughly right and failure is not a big deal - whoops we burned your pizza we'll make you another sorry about the waiting time - then robots really don't have a big edge.

      If on the other hand you want to make perfect knife cuts or make a risotto to a Michelin chef's standard that's things you really have to train for. Not too much, not to little, not too brief, not too long, not too hot, not too cold, stir enough, don't stir too much. It seems to me like the kind of task that'd be pretty hard to get right but once you do the robot could nail it every time. I guess a burger or pizza place is a better candidate for full automation though.

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    4. Re:Pizza and Hamburgers by just+another+AC · · Score: 1

      The missing link in his argument is:
      jobs that are easy to do will probably be easier (hence financially viable) to automate.

      The truth of this is debatable, as sometimes an easy skill for a human is hard to automate, and sometimes a hard skill is easy to automate.

      You are correct in your assertion that high skill staff would have a bigger payoff in automation - but again it all comes back to their pay vs the cost of R&D to automate. Your risotto example does sound like a prime candidate if the parameters can be reliably quantified (or sensors to detect boundary condition reliably made).

    5. Re:Pizza and Hamburgers by just+another+AC · · Score: 2

      Another aspect is that low skill jobs usually have a larger margin of error. This means that you can come to market sooner with an earlier prototype, and continue to refine once revenue starts coming in.

    6. Re:Pizza and Hamburgers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... printing money "for free" ...

      It's not free money, it's redistributing taxes in a way different from now: That re-formulation of the tax system is what makes it nearly impossible to become a reality .(*) It will be free, as in unearned money, which will have some negative side-effects on the economy. But this has happened before and like then, the economy will adjust to the new distribution of spending.

      *: Soon, businesses will restructure for the 'Gig' economy, better known as permanent part-time employment, regardless of the tax system. It's been argued that 100% taxation after a maximum income (that is, no millionaires/billionaires) would require only 10% of the population to attend Full-Time employment.

    7. Re:Pizza and Hamburgers by gnupun · · Score: 1

      Really don't see an alternative to a basic minimal income in the future, it's either that or complete dystopia.

      How about having a limited quota for robots? For example, only half the workers in this pizza maker are allowed to be robots.

    8. Re:Pizza and Hamburgers by quax · · Score: 1

      Protocols of the Elders of Zion? Seriously?

      Maybe you should inform yourself about the level of transfer payments that are already standard practices in high living standard first world countries like Germany, and all its neighbors to the North. A basic income would simply make the administration much simpler without adding a single Euro cent to the existing welfare budget.

      That you would think this requires additional money printing is baffling. (BWT no other nation is more opposed to cheapening its currency then Germany).

    9. Re:Pizza and Hamburgers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i would first stop working after i reach higher brackets of tax, much, much before 100% tax bracket is reached, if that means i work 1 hour/year to have same lifestyle as you working 365 days year, so be it, there is nothing making me work more (except more money)

  23. https://www.zumepizza.com/ doesn't even load on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dial-up. They're not going to make headway into markets that have liberal rulers like Seattle with an anti-faster than dial-up policy.

  24. Re: https://www.zumepizza.com/ doesn't even load o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They use Bootstrap which is just too heavyweight for dialup.

  25. here's news for you bloomberg... by God+of+Lemmings · · Score: 3, Informative

    Robots aren't free and they need health care (skilled maintenance) and sick days too (repair for breakdown)

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  26. Pointless to make robot toppings by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

    If you're in the business of making a pizza you will likely acquire the toppings, and cut them, e.g. cutting mushrooms to small pieces, or slicing that New York sausage-like thing named after bell peppers. I assume it's faster to then drop the toppings on the pizza rather than load them in an array of toppings dispensers and catter to that ugly, oversized machine.

  27. Disgusting by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    We are going to be the Amazon of food. [...] Just imagine Domino's without the labor component.

    I do not know about their pizzas, but at least their speech is disgusting.

  28. Roses need bullshit. by bmo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But in this case, the roses are covered in bullshit.

    "She works for free."

    No, "she" doesn't. Anyone who says a piece of equipment "works for free" even if it doesn't have an operator most of the time is /lying/. Maintenance and setup costs can be a bitch. If you believe that machines are "free labor," you have no experience in manufacturing. They amplify the ability to make stuff (scaling up is more economical), but they're not free.

    The pie then "travels on a conveyor belt to human employees who add cheese and toppings.

    So the only problem solved here was the simplest, spreading sauce. Frozen pizza companies have solved the issue of automation, but it doesn't scale down. I'll get to that in the last paragraphs.

    Even the guy who tried making a burger-making-robot failed. It was basically a VC scam, which this sounds like.

    >Zynga

    Yeah... uh...

    >end of article
    >shells out for a hand-made pizza, because it's better.

    But of course, because bespoke pizzas are easier to make when the maker can /adapt/, unlike a machine, which must be retooled. Frozen pizzas, made entirely under automation, are "standardized" per the manufacturer. And that's what happens when you automate something that's hand-made, choices get reduced to a handful. You're not going to see a pizza come from these trucks with soppressata, as 80 percent (or more) of people /don't even know what it is/.

    I'm not saying this is impossible, but the fact is that a lot of people go to pizzerias because they can easily get special orders, because if you can't, frozen pizzas are less expensive and you don't have to leave home. Say what you will about cardboard and disappointment, but big pizza chains that rely on human help will still do special orders.

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    1. Re:Roses need bullshit. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying this is impossible, but the fact is that a lot of people go to pizzerias because they can easily get special orders, because if you can't, frozen pizzas are less expensive and you don't have to leave home. Say what you will about cardboard and disappointment, but big pizza chains that rely on human help will still do special orders.

      Of all the times I've eaten big chain pizza, whether it's with work or friends or family I don't remember anyone ordering a special. At most I seem to remember ordering a half-and-half, extra cheese on the edge, sour cream or salsa dip and such but they're all minor variations where if you've made a robot to handle the 20 pizzas on the menu, you'll easily make the variations too. At most they have a "pick your own toppings" pizza where you essentially make a pizza just from "extra" toppings. Really you can make the interface far more advanced than the demand.

      Here in Norway we have this thing called Whopper Labs, a web/app interface for Burger King where you can make your burger exactly like you want it, extra this, hold that, gluten free bread and I'd like a quadruple burger. The video is in Norwegian but it quite visual so you'll understand. It's a fraction of a percent of the sales, most people just want a Whopper Cheese or something like that. But if you're making a robot, it should be pretty trivial to extend it from making a "normal" burger to handle the full selection, assuming you've solved the first part.

      I don't think you can really compare frozen pizza with chain pizza, sure they have prefabs and whatnot but I doubt the cheese and ham on a chain pizza has ever been frozen. It's the sort of thing you'd buy vacuum packed but not frozen in the store and with the turnaround chains have they have no problem keeping the supply fresh. And they have proper pizza ovens and all that, what you get heating a frozen pizza isn't exactly the same. So if you could manage to scale it down, I certainly think automated chain quality pizza has a big market.

      But of course, because bespoke pizzas are easier to make when the maker can /adapt/, unlike a machine, which must be retooled.

      The big industrial robots we've had now for many decades are like that. But there's been a ton of research into making robots more flexible and generic. It's not going to be like one "Eureka" moment, but many baby steps. They don't blindly do things, they have computer vision. They don't have one custom designed grip that can do one custom designed motion. The problem is the speed goes way down and cost also goes way up, until replacing a minimum wage worker seems like a bad idea. But it's constantly improving so just because it doesn't happen today maybe it will in 5, 10 or 20 years.

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  29. whoa 18 bucks? by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 1

    Adam Martyn, who works at Stanford University, said he treats himself to the Lucky Bueno every two weeks. That's a spicy pie with roasted garlic, Calabrian chili and soppressata for $18.

    If you buy in bulk or regularly, dominos can deliver pizza for $10 a pizza. We do it at work all the time.

    $18 dollars is pretty pricey for one single pizza. If its made by robots, i want it to be CHEAPER than humans, otherwise whats the point?

    I guess you dont have to tip them, so there's that.

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    1. Re:whoa 18 bucks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where the hell do you live where $18 is an expensive pizza? For garbage like Dominos or Little Caesar's, maybe, but for an actual pizza made with real ingredients, $18 is way cheaper than the $25-30 they go for in SF, Portland, or Seattle.

  30. Can't see the local shops using these by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

    Maybe my local pizza shops are too small to use these but these robots use up way too much space for what they do. The robot that loads the pizza takes up a lot of floor space. And in the space for the robot to put the sauce on you could have a station that allows a person to make complete pizzas. Not every pizza shop is going to open up in a huge store. Real estate is a huge expense for them and they will want to minimize the amount of space they have to lease.

  31. Thanks, but... by sootman · · Score: 1

    ... I already eat pizzas made by robots.

    http://imgur.com/5UUmFOz

    Also: "[the robot] works for free..." Oh really? It never needs electricity? Or parts?

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  32. Recent grad of Trump University. by chasm22 · · Score: 0

    How else can you explain the overwhelming desire to be a greedbag?

  33. This gets funnier each time I read it. by sootman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Just imagine Domino's..."

    I'm not a big pizza snob, but even I think you're setting a pretty low bar there.

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    1. Re:This gets funnier each time I read it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Just imagine Domino's..."

      I'm not a big pizza snob, but even I think you're setting a pretty low bar there.

      And yet Domino's, Pizza Hut, and other fast food chains blanket the nation (and, in some cases, the world) and show no sign of going out of business soon.

  34. This will clearly be the future... by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

    Frankly, in 50 years homes might not even be built with full kitchens anymore...

    Why? Because it will become so cheap and so easy to have robots make quality food and deliver it, people just won't bother to cook anymore.

    Some of you will laugh at that, and of course some people will keep full kitchens, but the space that they take up today might be cut in half for other uses once robot food delivery becomes normal.

    1. Re:This will clearly be the future... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "it will become so cheap and so easy to have robots make quality food and deliver it, people just won't bother to cook anymore."

      Exactly that.

      And it'll come in the form of pills and they will be delivered by flying cars.

      That's no news: we know that's happening since the 50's!

  35. How does it taste? by phmadore · · Score: 1

    Anyone had any?

  36. "We are going to be the Amazon of food" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No you're not

  37. Food of the robot gods by Mats+Svensson · · Score: 1

    Made with people, for people, by robots.

  38. Re:Unfortunately, the robots do the wrong thing .. by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

    Zucchini on a pizza?

    BURN THE HERETIC!

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  39. So they want to be screwy with their own. by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    If they're trying to be the Amazon of something, they'll be screwy with the few humans involved in the process.

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  40. I don't mind robots making my pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but I will eat only pizza made by Italian ones.

  41. From recent experience, robotic pizza a nonstarter by Herschel+Cohen · · Score: 1

    I have not eaten pizza for quite a period, however, just in the past several weeks I have been introduced to pizza with tastes markedly superior found at the even good local pizzerias I patronized in the past.

    The first was a pretty small chain that had a crust that had a taste and consistency new to me. Moreover, I found it superior to previous experience. The store was just out side of D.C. and the pricing was in the premium range for a slice. But it was worth it [perhaps unfairly assessed, in neither case did I pick up the bill].

    The second might not be a chain or franchise operation at all, but it was even better than the one described above. Here one walks through a line with an individual preparing a custom created pizza to your choices of flour, sauce, cheese, toppings: vegetables and meats along with a selection of final touches after baking. For those skewing to the mass market versions, robotic pizzas will suffice and probably win on price. However, for those with a more functional palate higher quality particularly when combined with personal choice will win out. Nonetheless, the latter will sadly be the smaller market albeit perhaps the more profitable. [This time I paid the entire bill and I look forward to a return visit.]

  42. Socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But having a basic income IS my complete dystopia!

    1. Re:Socialism by quax · · Score: 1

      You rather have people starving in the street? Giving blowjobs so they can buy some clean water to drink?

      Welcome to 3rd world America. You want it, you can keep it.

  43. Who will REALLY be the Amazon of Food? by Dahamma · · Score: 2
  44. Veblen good by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    Fancy restaurants that employ skilled chefs are a Veblen good. Meaning something you spend money on to show others that you can. A measure of your status. Also fancy restaurants put a premium on a type of craftsmanship that's still very hard for robots to do. We're talking $50-$75 dollar a plate places though. Your Applebees & Olive Gardens are probably vulnerable to automation.

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  45. Automation Failure by EEPROMS · · Score: 1

    I have watched a few companies take up the automation mantle even the food industry. The issue I notice with robots in the food industry though is maintenance and quality control. Im betting within 6-12 months the sauce spreading robot wont be properly maintained to save money and it starts spitting out pizza's with sauce that looks more like a Picasso abstract painting than a even coating. The human workers wont give a stuff as they are not paid enough to do so thus the quality of the product goes to hell. This is the issue with robots, unlike humans they suck at maintaining their tools and cant adapt or repair what they have thus things go astray.

  46. Shouldn't we be celebrating? by Reverb256 · · Score: 1

    Why should we be wasting so much Human potential on solving simple problems a million times over? Automation should be encouraged. The current socioeconomic system has reached a stage where it can no longer sustain itself much longer because technology in the form of automation has mainly replaced human labour in agriculture, manufacturing and increasingly in the service sector. As a result, jobs are becoming increasingly scarce, and without jobs, people will not be able to afford to buy many of the goods, and hence the question was posed: “Should the focus of society be to create and preserve jobs or should the focus of society be to maximize production and create abundance? It is either one direction or the other. You can’t have both. Sadly, what you are seeing in the world today is the deliberate withholding of social efficiency for the sake of preserving the status quo.” -Peter Joseph

  47. Do not infringe on my family trademark! by taxciter · · Score: 1

    Sorry Zume, but my 500 pound mom is already the Amazon of Food.

  48. Who CUTS the pizza? Robots or humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just picturing robot armed with a sharp cutting instrument and operating near other humans as being potentially not-a-good-idea here. Nobody wants to be standing nearby when that thing starts malfunctioning.

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