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James Cameron: Theater Experience Key To Containing Piracy (torrentfreak.com)

Director James Cameron says that the key to containing movie piracy is preserving the theater experience as something special. He made the remarks when reporters asked him about his views on Sean Parker's upcoming streaming service Screening Room which will reportedly allow users to watch a new movie on the same day as its theatre release. From a TorrentFreak article: Cameron believes that having first-run movies in the home will stop people heading off to the cinema, the place where filmmakers can really showcase their art and take the fight to piracy. "The biggest hedge against piracy is still the sanctity of the viewing experience in a movie theater -- when it comes to movies," he says. "With The Walking Dead or something like that, that's not what you're selling, but if we're talking about movies and theatrical exhibition, keeping it great, making it a special experience, is still the biggest hedge against [piracy]." Interestingly, Cameron also says that even if piracy somehow became legal and download speeds were drastically improved, viewing content outside the theatrical setting would still come up short. "You're still watching [movies] on a small platform, and it's not that social experience," he explains.

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  1. The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How will screaming kids, sticky floors and overpriced snacks help them stop piracy?

    1. Re:The Theater Experience by Calydor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to mention cell phones beeping and flashing everywhere.

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    2. Re:The Theater Experience by WheezyJoe · · Score: 1

      Yes! Sticky floors and the stench of stale popcorn goo are key to the theater experience!

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    3. Re:The Theater Experience by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      How will screaming kids, sticky floors and overpriced snacks help them stop piracy?

      The theater/cinema experience is just too horrible. To make it less horrible they will have to:
      Stop selling popcorn and pop at the theaters.
      Use cellphone jammers.
      Have people who talk forcibly silenced.
      Refuse entry to children.

      No, this is not going to work out. Cinemas are dead.

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    4. Re:The Theater Experience by FictionPimp · · Score: 2

      Exactly,

      I have a 65inch 4K screen at home, my favorite recliner, and the ability to pause and take a piss. Why would I ever want to spend 20 bucks on popcorn and 15 bucks on a ticket to sit with the rabble and watch a movie I can't pause? Not to mention the filth, noise, and other garbage. Miss a moment? Too bad! You can't rewind! Drank that coke too fast? Well I hope you don't mind missing 5 minutes of that film. Don't worry though you can just talk over it when you get back to find out what you missed!

    5. Re: The Theater Experience by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      By going to a better theatre. I do. Problems solved.

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    6. Re:The Theater Experience by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think Cameron has a case of rose-colored glasses on how great the theater going experience supposedly is. But maybe that's what theaters are like in Hollywood. That said, nine times out of ten, I do enjoy going, it's the one time out of ten that really tanks it, then there's the cost.

      I really think offering something that allows families and groups of friends to watch from home is more likely to help save the theater going experience than hurt it, provided it's not punitively priced.

    7. Re:The Theater Experience by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Do you all live in Detroit or something? My local fleapit's nothing to write home about, but it sounds like Disneyland compared to y'alls.

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    8. Re:The Theater Experience by rockout · · Score: 1

      I agree with #2 and #3. But, you could actually clean up the theaters in between showings, and that would take care of #1. #4 is silly; why wouldn't children be expected to be as quiet in a theater as the adults? Unless you're going to G-rated movies, but in that case, you get what you get.

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    9. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly,

      I have a 65inch 4K screen at home, my favorite recliner, and the ability to pause and take a piss. Why would I ever want to spend 20 bucks on popcorn and 15 bucks on a ticket to sit with the rabble and watch a movie I can't pause? Not to mention the filth, noise, and other garbage. Miss a moment? Too bad! You can't rewind! Drank that coke too fast? Well I hope you don't mind missing 5 minutes of that film. Don't worry though you can just talk over it when you get back to find out what you missed!

      Wow it must be depressining to live in an area where all cinemas are cesspits. My condolences.
      What Cameron says makes sense, after all we already had an era when cinemagoers numbers were dwindling. The 1950s and guess what improved cinemas, improved cinematic features etc... all were necessary to combat the phenomenon. And it worked at least for a time. The problem nowadays is not that of finding a good cinema to go at, unless you live like the poster above 10 feet from a gigantic social cesspool. The big problem is most "cinematic" films are shit. Shit because of poor color, shit because of poor acting, shit because it's all reduced to quick cuts and explosions. And shit because big budget extravaganza films are not made for american/western consumers anymore but for chinks.

    10. Re:The Theater Experience by rockout · · Score: 2

      Even before I read the summary, I wondered, "Gee, how will a Slashdot crowd of aging anti-social types react to this story?"

      Lots of people still go to the movies. $60 million in just one weekend for Star Trek alone? Someone is buying tickets. Just not anyone that frequents this site.

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    11. Re:The Theater Experience by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How will screaming kids, sticky floors and overpriced snacks help them stop piracy?

      The theater/cinema experience is just too horrible. To make it less horrible they will have to:
      Stop selling popcorn and pop at the theaters.
      Use cellphone jammers.
      Have people who talk forcibly silenced.
      Refuse entry to children.

      No, this is not going to work out. Cinemas are dead.

      I know of three cinemas like this (except for the cell phone jamming, which is illegal) in the greater Portland area.
      They can do this because they serve alcohol and real cooked food. Children aren't allowed. The movies are geared towards a mature audience. One has a mix of tables chairs and sofa to sit in. One has more traditional cinema seats, but spaced better with an integral fold out table for your food.

      These are great. You can get dinner and watch a movie at the same time without kids, sticky soda or popcorn.

      I assume it is financially viable with the lower room capacity, because they make it up on food and drink.

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    12. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the nostalgia of $10 popcorn, damnit! That's the answer to all our woes.

      I also have an elevated crossing between two boroughs in NYC for sale...

    13. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing the theaters James Cameron goes to are nice and exclusive. He's obviously not aware of what it's like for the 98% to go watch a movie.

    14. Re: The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the asshole behind you kicking the back of you chair.

    15. Re:The Theater Experience by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      I just saw Star Trek because my kids begged me... it was the first time I have been to a movie theatre in a couple years. The concessions have only got more expensive in this time. I paid extra money for 'IMAX 3D' yet found myself noticing that the picture was almost blurry and was definitely not high resolution in any sense. Also the sound in the theatre didn't even beat my old entertainment system I have at home. I told myself the next time I went to a movie would definitely not be for a long time. I just don't see the value in going, unless it is a movie I specifically want to say I saw in the theatre of which there aren't many.

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    16. Re:The Theater Experience by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 2

      Lots of people still go to the movies. $60 million in just one weekend for Star Trek alone? Someone is buying tickets. Just not anyone that frequents this site.

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    17. Re:The Theater Experience by Calydor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So let me get this straight.

      I complain about people showing an absolute disregard for the comfort, expense and attention of the people around them, and you call ME the anti social one?

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    18. Re: The Theater Experience by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I can't justify driving 70+ MPH for 2.5 hrs for a theater experience only marginally better than all the theaters locally and costing near twice as much. The only benefit is that the theater is kept to a (slightly) higher standard of clean, and the folding chairs are newer and have a bit more stuffing. If it had overstuffed leather recliners with cup-holders, plenty of foot room, a meal with the movie, intermission if the movie is longer than 1hr30 minutes to allow for bathroom breaks, and full on sanitation crews that operate for an hour between each showing before letting the next group in, it would be worth the extra drive. Since that doesn't exist within a reasonable distance, I'll have my own in-home THX built theater system installed and happily play PC and Console games on it as I await Screening Room.

    19. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the ship has sailed (and hit and iceberg and sunk) on the "theater experience."

    20. Re:The Theater Experience by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I think theatres at one time could afford video and sound technology that would beat what people had available at home. Those days are long gone. My last time in a theatre the picture looked a tad fuzzy, Furthermore I do notice sound quality and I have only been in one theatre ever where it blew me away. It wasn't a theatre in my home city. They can't even make a comfortable seat. Although the one I had last did recline it wasn't reclining in a comfortable way at all; I felt like I had to hold my head up if I sat back. It was a long time since the time before that I had been in a theatre and the experience didn't make me want to go again.

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    21. Re: The Theater Experience by jxander · · Score: 1

      Simple. By fixing those issues.

      Google Cinepolis for full details, but in short: leather recliner seats, actual chefs on staff to provide good food, and a full bar.

      Tickets are a few bucks more than normal, but completely worth it.

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    22. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I am, it's just that I'm sometimes left wondering why. Not all the time though. Some theatres which are less frequented by testosterone-brats are pretty good places.

    23. Re:The Theater Experience by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I feel mostly the same way, but to be fair, I do have to point out that there are some (not many) cinemas which are actually pretty nice to go to. They're usually called "dinner theaters"; they cater to adults only, they serve alcohol and full meals, and you sit at tables and watch the movie. You have a button you can press to summon a server. The one I went to a couple of times was run by AMC if I recall correctly.

      I also hear good things about Alamo Drafthouse, which I think is similar.

      Of course, these things aren't that common, and are entirely regional (Alamo Drafthouse is only in a few cities I think).

      Of course, they're not perfect, and have the following problems: 1) tickets are pricey (slightly more than normal theaters usually, but they get more profit from the food and drinks anyway, the meals aren't cheap), 2) there's no pause or rewind, like with any theater.

      Personally, I'd rather just stay at home and watch a movie. I can sit in my recliner, I can eat or drink whatever I want (and it's as cheap as I can buy it for at the grocery store), I can pause to go to the bathroom, I can rewind if I miss something or don't understand something, I can turn on subtitles if someone has a thick accent, I can start the movie whenever I want, I can cuddle with a girlfriend (can't do that in a theater because the seats physically prevent it) or a cat, I can adjust the volume to my liking (theaters are usually too loud), I don't have to drive a long way to see the movie and worry about getting a speeding ticket or in an accident with a drunk, I could go on and on.

      The main thing people like Cameron seem to be pushing with theaters is the social aspect. I'm sorry, I don't buy it. Who actually talks to or meets new people at a theater? Any socialization is between people who are already friends; if I have some friends that want to watch a movie, we can all meet up at someone's house instead (and then they can even spend the night...). I have no desire to socialize with random strangers in a theater, and in fact, this just isn't normal anyway. "Sharing the experience" is worthless to me. I'd rather share the experience with some friends at home. And I suspect I'm not unusual in this regard.

      The only reason theaters did so well in the past is because people couldn't afford equipment that was even remotely as good as what a theater used. Thanks to gigantic LCD TVs at dirt-cheap prices, this has all changed.

    24. Re:The Theater Experience by harrkev · · Score: 1

      Well, in some ways the theater experience IS nicer.

      At the price of tickets, I can't afford to take my kids, to my wife and I get a child-free experience.

      Plus, I cannot afford a 40-foot screen at home.

      Still $7 for a soda that costs them $0.25? No thank you. I understand some markup, but I refuse to be gouged.

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    25. Re: The Theater Experience by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      I love those, sadly we don't have any left in Rotterdam. But our regular cinemas are decent enough, they are clean, with pretty comfortable seats, good picture and sound, and it's pretty rare for the patrons to be actively disruptive. I make one exception: not to ever visit the cinema during Ramadan; the place will be stacked to the rafters with f'ed-up teens looking for trouble.

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    26. Re: The Theater Experience by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      They renovated our local 20-plex and put those leather recliners in all the theaters.
      The seats take up so much space they've effectively cut the number of seats nearly in half.
      So now, in order to actually get tickets to the movie and time we want, we have to pre-order tickets online, which is more of a hassle since the theater chain's web developers are more focused on shiny rather than functional.

      Haven't given up on them yet, but lately half the time it's "EUGH! Why bother..."

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    27. Re:The Theater Experience by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd rather have a petter picture than a bigger screen. Relatively speaking the TV in my basement comfortable viewing, it is not as big but I can sit closer so for all intents and purposes it balances out. We don't personally go out without the kids but I can see that some people would want to.. but then you're dealing with other people's kids.
      Yes and that markup on popcorn! We usually buy the popcorn, sneak some other snacks in and call it even.

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    28. Re:The Theater Experience by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Also it's not that hard to get a big-screen experience at home. With a digital projector and a couple of decent speakers, you can get a screen size that appears similar, BETTER sound, a nice lawn chair which is lightyears ahead of those small tightly-packed and questionably clean theatre seats, plus your selection of snacks and booze (and even other things ;-) ) AND you can pause or rewind the movie any time you like! I do this on the side of the house...only downside of my setup is vulnerability to rain! But if you have a garage with an empty white wall, that works well too.

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    29. Re:The Theater Experience by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Could always try soundproof box seating with recliners. I think I'd pay extra for that.

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    30. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you not know the difference between anti-social and a-social?

      One goes against social conventions by fucking with everyone around them at incredible levels.
      The other simply doesnt socialize.

      If your going to insult people at least know the right group moron!

    31. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless they segregate theaters, there is no way to enjoy a movie without having some jack-jaw talking to the characters on the screen. While six other moon crickets have a discussion on why someone is a "bop-ass-hoe"

    32. Re:The Theater Experience by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Attendance has been steadily declining over the past 15 years, even as sales have been increasing. This means fewer people are paying more. Where I live, more cinemas than not have full bars, prepared food, and comfy, reclining seats. Eventually, with the possible exception of less population-dense areas, this is what the theater experience will be going forward, and cell-phone using, popcorn-gobbling, soda-swilling teeny boppers will be relegated to watching movies at home on their XBox Two (or on a phone, at school probably).

    33. Re:The Theater Experience by Drethon · · Score: 1

      I've seen one movie since 2012 just because it costs too much compared to renting a crappy movie and isn't worth taking the time to drive there to boot. Not enough time in the week to waste on such things.

    34. Re:The Theater Experience by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I dunno where you live, but they're already doing that in many places. Angelika Film Centers are probably the most progressive in that regard, but even many AMC theaters are following the trend toward a more adult experience.

    35. Re:The Theater Experience by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but a 70 inch screen 8 feet from the sofa appears larger than all but the frontmost seats of a large theatre. And surround digital sound with decent speakers is readily available at consumer prices. Cameron is just off base about the relative quality of the big screen experience. A private Imax theatre still beats it, sure, but that's a rare beast usually involving a long commute in a big city and more often than not somebody's hairdo will be included in the visual experience. It is obvious to everyone except old school Hollywood that the big screen is rapidly going the way of the drive-in theatre.

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    36. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that'd be great, then you could yammer away and use your cell phone and not disturb the rest of the patrons!

    37. Re:The Theater Experience by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Great, watching a movie to the sound of people munching.

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    38. Re:The Theater Experience by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      A lot of people live in apartments where even if you have room for a nice setup, there's little or no opportunity to put it to good use without being a complete asshole to your neighbors. Also, unless you're sitting remarkably close to your remarkably large television, the screen in a theater is going to present a larger viewing angle. Some people don't like that, but for those who do, it's a more immersive experience.

    39. Re:The Theater Experience by Deadstick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This. Attributes of my den:
      Comfortable seat.
      No loudmouths.
      Feet don't stick to the floor.
      Pause button.
      Clean bathroom.
      Fast-forward button for the trailers.
      Movie starts whenever I damn well please.
      Food at grocery store prices.
      Liquor.
      If the movie turns out to be crap, I can abandon it without spoiling my wife's enjoyment.
      Attributes of a theater:
      Big screen.

    40. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just ask Pee-Wee Herman.

    41. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone is buying tickets. Just not anyone that frequents this site.

      Damn right. The parents of those screaming kids, fuckind idiots who can't even breathe without an app on their phone telling them to do it, hipsters who MUST see the movie the second it comes out and such low life.

    42. Re:The Theater Experience by ShaunC · · Score: 1

      Might be time to update your .sig unless it's meant to be facetious.

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    43. Re:The Theater Experience by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Great, watching a movie to the sound of people munching.

      people are spaced further apart than in a conventional cinema.
      I've not noticed it to be a problem.

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    44. Re:The Theater Experience by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      How will screaming kids, sticky floors and overpriced snacks help them stop piracy?

      Maybe you should pick a different cinema. My favourite one in Aus was big comfy seats, alcohol brought out during the movie, and no kids allowed.
      Even now in Europe I don't notice people in the cinema. Maybe everyone around you is just a dick.

    45. Re: The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it's not a social experience either. 'Sitting in the dark eyes glued to the screen'

    46. Re:The Theater Experience by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Also the sound in the theatre didn't even beat my old entertainment system I have at home

      Yeah you're basing your view of a cinema on something that is definitely not representative of the industry. Maybe try a decent cinema.

    47. Re:The Theater Experience by Talderas · · Score: 1

      The main thing people like Cameron seem to be pushing with theaters is the social aspect. I'm sorry, I don't buy it. Who actually talks to or meets new people at a theater? Any socialization is between people who are already friends; if I have some friends that want to watch a movie, we can all meet up at someone's house instead (and then they can even spend the night...). I have no desire to socialize with random strangers in a theater, and in fact, this just isn't normal anyway. "Sharing the experience" is worthless to me. I'd rather share the experience with some friends at home. And I suspect I'm not unusual in this regard.

      His comment makes more sense if you compare the theater experience he's talking about to the experience one might have if you attend a live theater production. There is the pre-show, intermission, and post-show social encounters. Yes, some people go just to see the show but a lot of people who attend shows want to talk with other lovers of plays and musicals. There's also the social interaction during the performance itself, even if it's limited to the applause and vocal laughter at various scenes. You do get that sort of experience with movies if you go to the right kind of theater but the movie isn't the focus unless it's part of an event like a premier showing where you have the cast and crew and other celebrities.

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    48. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Lots of people still go to the movies. $60 million in just one weekend for Star Trek alone? Someone is buying tickets.

      Every year, the movie industry sets new box office records. But that doesn't stop them from continually whining about piracy. No amount of money is ever enough for the Hollywood Jews.

      As for making the movie theater experience better,I guess James Cameron is proposing:

      50% reduction in ticket prices
      banning cellphones, kids and blacks from movie theaters

    49. Re:The Theater Experience by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I've been to the biggest ones in the city that I live in... Maybe if I lived in a major center it would be different but I don't.

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    50. Re:The Theater Experience by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Figure out a way to make the front one-way glass and maybe you also wouldn't have screen glow problems.

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    51. Re: The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He ended up with an "EEK" spray painted on his Tudor style house in Brentwood California, or so a dream told me in 1993, 2 years after Pee Wee Herman's theatre experience in Saratosa, Florida.

    52. Re:The Theater Experience by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      A lot of people who go to theaters are the types who have to see something when it first comes out. Many of them if there was an alternative for home viewing, like the Screening Room service discussed in the article, would use that instead.

      It's not that people are antisocial, it's that we realize that in practically every respect, the home movie experience today is superior to what we get roped into at theaters. A 65" 4K TV with surround sound can compete pretty darn well with the visuals and audio of a theater, and a year's worth of weekend theater visits costs more than such a setup at home. Also at home you don't deal with sticky seats and floors, other people making noise, or having to start the show at a certain time. No $10 popcorn with a $7 drink either.

    53. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need to drive to the movies... perhaps a carbon footprint reduction!

    54. Re:The Theater Experience by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      This. I sometimes think that the so-called 'social' ones simply have a heightened sense of belonging in a group, and thus seem more social to their immediate peers. For example, groups of people hanging out on a walkway and blocking the way for passers-by. Or a party next door, while you're trying to focus on your next big coding project. The other irony is that they're probably consuming software, music and other entertainment made by the 'anti-social' ones during those rare moments they were not being harassed by the 'social' ones.

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    55. Re: The Theater Experience by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      If you can. Here all theaters are crap (Brazil), even the local IMAX.

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    56. Re:The Theater Experience by dasgoober · · Score: 1

      Does he even go to see movies at regular theaters?
      My ex was in the film business and we'd go the Director's Guild of America's theater, for their screenings.

    57. Re:The Theater Experience by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No shit. You think James Cameron has to put up with any of those things when he goes out to the movies?

      His comments bring an entirely new degree of reality to the phrase "out of touch."

    58. Re:The Theater Experience by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      I always thought I wasn't supposed to talk during a movie. No wonder many of us think the experience sucks relative to the comfort of our homes, we're doing it all wrong.

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    59. Re:The Theater Experience by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      I think that's called your family room at home.

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    60. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      The most important attribute of my home setup:

      Audience = Whoever in the household wants to watch

      Sometimes my wife and I enjoy the same things. Sometimes one of us wants to watch something that doesn't particularly interest the other. Adults don't necessarily all want to watch family movies with the kids (again). If we have friends over, we just buy extra food and drink before the show.

      A decent cinema has a big screen and good sound, but the experience with a high-end home system these days is close enough that if the movie is any good at all you're not going to notice.

      For me, as someone with less free time but nicer stuff than I had 20 years ago, the only compelling advantage of a big cinema these days is that they still get the movies when they release, which means you can watch them before some [expletive deleted] spoils everything. Waiting for the Blu-Ray to come out (or some online streaming service to offer it, if that's your thing) takes an eternity, and it's an entirely artificial barrier that exists only to prop up cinemas that are otherwise losing relevance.

      Personally, I would pay significantly more than the cost of a cinema ticket to have an actual, my-own-copy Blu-Ray of a film or show (or a DRM-free download from a fast, legal source) to enjoy in the comfort of my own home as soon as I want it.

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    61. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the Big Screen "benefit" you refer to is actually a slight misnomer. It's that big because you're sitting so far away from the screen. If you sit at the proper range from your 65" TV, you'll get a similar visual experience. Movie theaters are going the way of phone booths and doodoo birds.

    62. Re:The Theater Experience by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      One in three people is an asshole. Look to your left, then look to your right. If neither of them are assholes... I have some bad news for you.

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    63. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attendance has been steadily declining over the past 15 years, even as sales have been increasing. This means fewer people are paying more. Where I live, more cinemas than not have full bars, prepared food, and comfy, reclining seats. Eventually, with the possible exception of less population-dense areas, this is what the theater experience will be going forward, and cell-phone using, popcorn-gobbling, soda-swilling teeny boppers will be relegated to watching movies at home on their XBox Two (or on a phone, at school probably).

      This is what has been happening, the theatres have been adapting to make themselves more upscale so that they can make money off a smaller customer base by selling them conveniences like seeing the movie on the big screen while seated in a big leather recliner with a button to summon waiters to bring you soda refills, alcohol, and even food. The only one we go to anymore (which is once every other month about) is like this and we eat while watching the movie rather than going to a restaurant before or after and it costs nearly the same while taking less time out of a busy schedule. Nowadays I don't have popcorn anymore during a movie, I have chicken tenders or a burger or split a pizza with a craft beer in my other hand. Now if more places would go as far as the Alamo Drafthouse and such and totally ban children after a certain time in the evening they'd get even more of my business.

    64. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $50 each for a movie is a little pricey.

    65. Re:The Theater Experience by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well some of us aren't rich enough to have a family room, would be nice to rent one someplace.

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    66. Re:The Theater Experience by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter which cinema you go to, with the right equipment your experience at home will be way better and cheaper. At the theater even the most silent sound has to overpower all chatter and noise from the ~100-400 people and the 4K image has to be projected onto a screen about 5-10x as large as your home, lowering the DPI significantly (so your comparative resolution is about 480-960p). Additionally the majority of people is sitting either in front or behind you causing continuous interruptions to your "experience" from both the audio and video perspective.

      The key to resolving piracy is the Netflix model. I don't need to pirate if I have it available at low cost.

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    67. Re:The Theater Experience by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      "Movie theaters are going the way of phone booths and doodoo birds."

      Even if phone booths have to become public services like drinking fountains and libraries, please let us keep some phone booths about. Sure, we no longer need them on every corner, but in general urban areas a person on the street should not be more than a 15 minute walk (I'll negotiate up to 30) from a public pay phone. Heck, even if these things cost more to maintain than they can ever make back on calls: just make the calls free (up to 2 mins per call, no more than three redials to same number in 15 mins, for example) and let people use them when they need them.

      You may scoff, but the next time your phone is out of battery, stolen, lost, or you are simply new to an area and haven't worked out a phone yet (or chose not to) then I think you'll be thanking me for this suggestion.

    68. Re:The Theater Experience by rwyoder · · Score: 1

      This. Attributes of my den:
      Comfortable seat.
      No loudmouths.
      Feet don't stick to the floor.
      Pause button.
      Clean bathroom.
      Fast-forward button for the trailers.
      Movie starts whenever I damn well please.
      Food at grocery store prices.
      Liquor.
      If the movie turns out to be crap, I can abandon it without spoiling my wife's enjoyment.
      Attributes of a theater:
      Big screen.

      You forgot one more attribute of your den: Control over the volume button.

      The last time I went to a theater, (and I do mean the LAST time!), the morons had the volume cranked so high that not only was it painful to the ears, the amplifiers were well up into the distortion range, making half the dialog unintelligible.

    69. Re:The Theater Experience by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      At issue isn't what theatres can afford. At issue is that fact that theatres are obsolete. At one time they were they only place where one could watch a motion picture and the only place where one could enjoy an air conditioned environment. Today most most people that could otherwise afford to go to the theatre have home entertainment systems and other amenities in various combination that are a match or better than the experience offered at a theatre.

      The improvements that can be made to the video and audio experience are logarithmic relative to the cost. Today for less than $2,000 you can purchase home theatre equipment that rival commercial theatre equipment tens of thousands more. After a point, the visual and auditory experience ceases to be the determining factor. For most middle class families that point has been reached. Now other things come into play, cost, convenience, ambiance, comfort. With sticky floors, disgusting bathrooms, obnoxious or at least distracting people, IR cameras spying on you, for $30/person, it becomes a pretty hard sell.

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    70. Re:The Theater Experience by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      Everyone would just fuck in them. ...not saying it like it's a bad thing.

    71. Re:The Theater Experience by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      A 40-foot screen is only necessary if you're seated 40 feet from the screen. If the screen comfortably fills your field of vision be it 6 inches, 60 inches, or 60 feet at a satisfactory resolution it really doesn't matter.

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    72. Re:The Theater Experience by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      You forgot the two killer feature for me:

      * Option to turn on sub-titles

      I like to *read* the characters names so I know how to spell & pronounce them instead of playing a guessing game just because there is too much foreground / background music to clearly hear the dialogue.

      I also like to watch movies in their original language with English sub-titles. It adds to the "authenticity" experience.

      * Volume Control

      I can turn my sub up / down as needed.

    73. Re:The Theater Experience by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      For me the cost tanks it. Not because relative to my income it's expensive, it's not. Rather it's because of its relative cost compared to what I have to pay for a satisfactory home theatre experience. Public movie theatres are largely obsolete in regards to the problems they were originally established to solve. They're a niche product for an increasingly niche crowd.

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    74. Re:The Theater Experience by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      "alcohol brought out during the movie"

      Drinking beer during a movie at home is great because you can pause it.

      At the theater it's actually a bit of a distraction, since if drinking beer then I *know* I'll have to piss at least once, probably twice, before the movie is over. Bit of a quandary really...

    75. Re: The Theater Experience by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      It's social for kids because it's an "event" for them and they can talk before hand about how excited they are to see the movie and they can talk afterwards about how excited they are to have seen the movie...etc...it's also a relatively safe environment so their parents let them go there by themselves, which is "exciting".

      Adults don't "socialise" at the movies: we go to bars and coffee shops and have actual conversations with people. If anything, movies for adults are about escapism and getting a min-break from the drudgery of life for an hour or so.

    76. Re:The Theater Experience by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Get off my lawn!

    77. Re: The Theater Experience by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Microsoft bought Rare, so it might be Xbox Tooie and bundled with Banjo Kazooie Tooie HD

    78. Re:The Theater Experience by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Yet another fancy pants artist who wants to still own the things his customers buy. Give it up dude. If you want your customers' money, sell them what they want to buy.

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    79. Re:The Theater Experience by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      A movie shouldn't be that blurry. Did you tell anyone? There could have been a technical error. There is no home viewing that approaches the resolution of a movie experience. Or maybe you have a vision problem you didn't know about that interacts with 3D.

    80. Re:The Theater Experience by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I've found what works is tapping someone on the shoulder and asking to borrow their phone. Works more than you think. No need to have a phone booth for emergency calls when 90% of the population has a phone. Sure, if you are alone and lost in the dark, it's an issue, but that only happens in movies.

    81. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Movie theaters are going the way of phone booths and doodoo birds."

      I think it's more like: Movie theaters are going the way of porn movie theaters. I'm sure they had their analogs of James Cameron back in 1985, going on about how a VHS porno will simply not satisfy a man like the real thing, by which they meant watching the same porno in a movie theater with other men. Like God intended.

    82. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      +1 ^^^^---- this

      At home I have access to any concessions I want. Steak and eggs? No problem.
      I completely control the environment--no kids? Check. No flashing cell phone lights? Check.
      Plus, I can *pause* if I need to for any reason.
      THX? Dolby DTS/Master Audio/uncompressed PCM? IOW amazing sound? Check.
      If I wait to buy the blu-ray, then I also save money--I save my ticket money and put that towards a disc I can watch as many times as I want, with as many people as I want--for a single one-time cost.

      There is no way a theater can compete with even a mid-range home theater on all of those points above.
      The *only* things going for the theater experience are:
      - earliest access (get to see it before the media puts f-ing spoilers in their headlines)
      - seats more people
      - wow factor of a bigger screen? (arguable as a win or not)

      For me to consider streaming they need to *buffer* *more*. Not a measly 10 seconds. Buffer 5 minutes. More even. Fill that damn hard drive up or load it up with ram/whatever. just *never* *ever* *interrupt* delivery. *And* let me pause and seek in any direction w/reasonably good granularity. This is why physical discs and local files win for me over streaming. When you hit a scene that has something hard to understand and need to rewind and listen closer it really blows when the seek controls just jump all over on you.

    83. Re:The Theater Experience by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a place without a family room. Sometimes it's also the kitchen, dining room, and hallway, but it was there. I guess if you live in your parent's basement, you don't have a family room, unless you leave the basement, and you never do.

    84. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And paying more than the cost of the DVD for one movie ticket to boot!
      When I watch a DVD at home (or stream a movie on Netflix) I can:
      1-have a clean comfortable place to sit.
      2-Pause the movie if I have to go to the bathroom (or my phone rings).
      3-Have a clean bathroom!
      4-Not have to listen to anyone's screaming brats!
      5- Not have to put up with anyone talking on cell phones!
      6- Not have to pay the extremely high prices for a soda and popcorn (or whatever else I want to eat while watching)
      7-I can watch the movie at home on DVD or Netflix any time I want.

      This beats the "theater experience" any day!
      So now tell me how the "theater experience" is related to copyright infringement at all? Piracy only happens AT SEA!!

    85. Re:The Theater Experience by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Every movie theater I know of in my town to has signage out the front banning you from using cellphones inside the theater. And at the theater I actually go to (because its the cheapest) they have a big message on the screen at the start of the film saying "please turn your cell phone off". I never experience problems with cellphone usage at this particular theater either (most people seem to respect the signs). Other theaters I have visited in the past also have the "no cell phones" thing on the screen before the film.

      Why dont more theaters in the USA do the same thing and simply tell people to turn their phone off in the theater? If even one person chooses to follow the sign and turn off their phone when they wouldn't otherwise do so, its a win for all the people who just want to enjoy the movie. And its not like someone is going to not go to the movies just because they are asked to turn off their phone (if you need the phone active so you can be contacted in an emergency, keep it on silent/vibrate and step out of the theater to use it)

    86. Re:The Theater Experience by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if you weren't paying extra for soundproof box seating with recliners outside of your home you could afford to rent one inside...

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    87. Re:The Theater Experience by networkzombie · · Score: 1

      "There is no home viewing that approaches the resolution of a movie experience" is bullshit. I've seen movies in theatres for over 35 years from New York to San Diego, and you sir, are full of shit. My Toshiba flat screen says so.

    88. Re:The Theater Experience by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And frankly, a $100 sale stereo and a $500 sale 50" TV is still better than going to the movie theater and blowing a shitpot of money for a shit experience.

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    89. Re:The Theater Experience by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

      > Where I live, more cinemas than not have full bars, prepared food, and comfy, reclining seats.

      A lot of people have that too... it's called being at home.

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    90. Re:The Theater Experience by tsotha · · Score: 1

      I used to be good friends with a theater owner. He told me he actually loses money on the tickets - all of it and more went to the movie distributer. The food was expensive because that's where some of his expenses and all his profit came from.

    91. Re:The Theater Experience by mishehu · · Score: 1

      Those who don't have an Alamo Drafthouse wish they did... https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    92. Re:The Theater Experience by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

      My 60" screen in apparent size is comparable to a big screen.

    93. Re:The Theater Experience by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The amount of resolution on the print or media used to generate the image is higher than you can buy in any store. If it's so blurry for you, that's a separate issue.

    94. Re:The Theater Experience by rockout · · Score: 1

      Yeah you're really doing a lot to dispel the notion that old people are ones complaining about movie theaters, while kids continue to buy tickets in the millions.

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    95. Re:The Theater Experience by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Yeah, mine's a bit smaller, but no big deal.

      Oh, did I mention I'm in Colorado?

    96. Re:The Theater Experience by rockout · · Score: 1

      I didn't say the current experience is good. I myself only go to a theater on a weekday at 4:45pm, or close to it, to ensure there's as few people as possible in the theater with me. It usually works out pretty well.

      I was making the point that bringing up any topic about movie theaters to the Slashdot crowd is automatically going to elicit the same laundry list of old-people complaints (many of which I agree with) that misses the point; that is, no one cares about our complaints because we aren't numerous enough to matter, made obvious by the millions of teens and 20-somethings that continue to buy tickets. This topic's comments are predictable sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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    97. Re:The Theater Experience by rockout · · Score: 1

      I was making the point that bringing up any topic about movie theaters to the Slashdot crowd is automatically going to elicit the same laundry list of old-people complaints (many of which I agree with) that misses the point; that is, no one cares about our complaints because we aren't numerous enough to matter, made obvious by the millions of teens and 20-somethings that continue to buy tickets. This topic's comments are predictable sound and fury, signifying nothing.

      I didn't say the current experience is good. I myself only go to a theater on a weekday at 4:45pm, or close to it, to ensure there's as few people as possible in the theater with me. It usually works out pretty well.

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    98. Re: The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can attest to Netherlands having great theatres and pleasant patrons. Also great service. I visited one in Amersfoort. Very comfortable seats with armrests large enough nobody needs to fight over them. Leather (or a convincing pleather) is a nice touch, too. Your popcorn is odd for North American tastes, though... more like a light sweet candy coating than the salty flavour over here, but still great. Did I mention it was clean?

      You also have ridiculously good prices. 30 Euros would have apparently bought me unlimited viewings of all movies for an entire month. Even 3D movies.

      Basically, everything theatres in North America don't have unless you go to something upscale. This theatre was *normal* for you guys, though.

    99. Re: The Theater Experience by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The movie theatres we go to have a nice large screen, a great sound system, reserved seating where you can choose your seats in advance, reclining seats and every seat except the first two rows are good and unobstructed.

      Another movie theatre we go to has all of the above plus being able to order food and drinks (alcoholic and non alcoholic) at your seat.

      All that being said. We only go to the movies for heavy special efforts laden movies.

    100. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that many of us are no longer the teens or 20-somethings who continue to buy tickets.

      I'm just not sure I agree with you on the not being numerous enough to matter. Apparently there are enough of us with enough disposable income to keep the home theatre industry going. I suspect we're also more likely to pay for genuine content, given a convenient source and inoffensive pricing, than younger viewers.

      You don't beat piracy by trying to force people into a worse experience. You beat piracy by giving the people what they wanted all along, conveniently and at a fair price.

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    101. Re: The Theater Experience by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      Why is that a bad thing? We love being able to buy tickets in advance and being able to choose our seats before we get there. We don't have to worry about whether we will have good seats. If we look online and there are no good seats, we choose another time.

    102. Re:The Theater Experience by Evtim · · Score: 1

      And 29 minutes of advertising before the movie starts! Had that with the new SW...plus the unbearably loud sound...at the most advanced [expensive] cinema in the country!

    103. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add the smells of over buttered popcorn being eaten by cows and pigs in disguise. The slurping of the 2 gallon cola, and the constant rummaging around for last few bits of chow in their buckets. No thanks. If I want to smell nasty stuff and listen to animals eating, I'd go to a farm.

      Now add in the morons that bring babies and toddlers to R rated movies and midnight shows. The drunk gangs (mostly mexicans and blacks in my area), shouting and looking for action. The constant trips to get more bloody food and drink, and the dashes to the restrooms.

      Why the fuck would anyone go to a cinema? And that's before the gen-ME rabble get their fucking phones out and start twattering throughout a movie.

    104. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something like this would actually interest me in going back to the theater again!

    105. Re: The Theater Experience by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Yes. People who have been genetically engineered and grown in a vat, specifically to consume the output of the movie industry.

    106. Re: The Theater Experience by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Movie theaters are going the way of phone booths

      Occasionally I see a phone booth and take a quick look inside just for the memory. Almost exclusively they have been repurposed to correct for the absence of public toilets.

    107. Re: The Theater Experience by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Unless you're in someone's place of business, emptying your pockets at a steady rate, you're not enjoying yourself.

      ???

    108. Re:The Theater Experience by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Same. Not disappointed. Didn't really expect it in the first post, I was actually expecting to be treated to the snide comments further down, with the first spot being the usual political banter or one of our resident trolls, but it is actually refreshing to see our posters here are still active and don't miss a cue.

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    109. Re:The Theater Experience by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      This. The "theater experience" is exactly the reason I avoid cinemas. The personal "entertainment center" (whether that's at home or with friends) has unbeatable advantages:

      - No driving there, finding a parking spot, then walking a mile from where I finally could park to where the cinema is. Note: My friends have houses where I can park in their driveway.
      - No queuing for tickets.
      - No overpriced snacks. More importantly, the snacks I want. If I feel like having a full dinner to my movie, I get that.
      - No half hour of ads and trailers for movies I don't give a shit about. And no, they also do not happen on the BluRays. Take a wild guess why.
      - Sitting where I want and how close to the screen as I want.
      - NO KIDS!
      - Pausing the movie when I want to for whatever reason I want to. Trust me, as you get older, that becomes more and more of a feature.
      - The ability to do something worthwhile in the boring parts of the movie. Just turn on the lights or pull out the laptop when they start yakking during a movie that is allegedly an action flick.
      - If it's a real stinker, it's the movie that leaves the room, not me.

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    110. Re:The Theater Experience by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      a person on the street should not be more than a 15 minute walk (I'll negotiate up to 30) from a public pay phone. You may scoff, but the next time your phone is out of battery, stolen, lost, or you are simply new to an area and haven't worked out a phone yet (or chose not to) then I think you'll be thanking me for this suggestion.

      What number would you call?

      Does anybody even remember a phone number these days?

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    111. Re:The Theater Experience by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter which cinema you go to, with the right equipment your experience at home will be way better and cheaper.

      You're not talking from a technical experience here are you? If you are I have some monster cables to sell you.

    112. Re:The Theater Experience by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      How it *should* be dome:

      http://theoatmeal.com/comics/m...

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    113. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other attributes of a theather:

      Often tuned FAR TOO LOUD!!!!

      Other attributes of your den:

      Volume control.

    114. Re:The Theater Experience by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      How will screaming kids, sticky floors and overpriced snacks help them stop piracy?

      Not to mention cell phones beeping and flashing everywhere.

      Those are the "social experience" bits Mr. Cameron is talking about.

    115. Re:The Theater Experience by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Right, because old people are the ones that have good hearing. I had a similar experience the last time I went to a cinema. Sound settings so ludicrous that any base drowned out people talking and caused distortion in the speakers. I've not been to the cinema near where I live now, but they've just done a big refurbishment that ended up with a quarter the seating space that they had before. Apparently it's doing pretty well (people like the big comfy seats), but a apparently decade ago it was able to sell out most of the screens on a regular basis. Now they always have empty seats, even with a quarter the capacity.

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    116. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you get a seat in the comfortable zone (somewhere in the middle of the cinema with the chairs on the aisle, then the cinema screen is better. But if you get stuck at the back of the cinema, the screen is smaller. Being up at the front means your basically looking up at a 45 degree angle.

    117. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being able to be the first to view a movie along with having merchandise for the kids pre-ordered and delivered by Amazon? It really sucked going to the cinema as a treat only to have every wallposter and item in the glass display cases sold out.

    118. Re:The Theater Experience by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I bought a fairly decent set of speakers, a projector, and a DVD player for a total of around £450 in 2003. Back then, a ticket at my local cinema cost £4.50 (it's gone up), so roughly the same as going to the cinema 100 times. Popcorn was another £4 or so (drinks another £2-3), so that brought it down to about 50 trips - one a week for a year. I split the cost of the projector with my housemates back then and we'd have friends bring a DVD and food / beer around. By the end of the year, it had more or less paid for itself. One of my housemates bought the other shares in the projector when he moved and I bought a new one and have replaced the bulb once, so I've spent a total of about £500 (plus electricity) over a period of 13 years. The up-front cost was a lot higher, but over 13 years it's been cheaper than going to the cinema once a month and not having anything to eat / drink there. And that's just the cost for me: for the first few years when living with housemates and for the last few living with my partner the benefits have been shared by multiple people. Oh, and we get to watch TV shows in the same environment.

      I stopped buying DVDs for a while because renting was a lot cheaper, but as BluRay and streaming start to see adoption the second-hand market is flooded with DVDs so it's easy to pick up a film for £1 or a season of a TV show for £3-5.

      The real answer to piracy? Give people the product that they want for a reasonable price. Give me a service that let's me download DRM-free movies in a standard format that will work on the FreeBSD media centre box connected to my projector, my Mac laptop, my old WebOS tablet and my new iPad and I'll happily hand over money. Until then, I'll stick to DVDs.

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    119. Re:The Theater Experience by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Most home sound systems have a feature where they can adjust the volume of the dialogue independently, to make movies intelligible to the average human. They usually have a compression feature too that reduces the difference in volume between the quiet and the loud parts.

      Also my TV has a THX video mode and I find it's better calibrated and a nicer picture than what the cinema offers. I think the projectors can't do dark images very well, at least not as well as my plasma.

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    120. Re:The Theater Experience by Outta_the_way_peck! · · Score: 1

      Was it a real IMAX though? http://www.slashfilm.com/qa-im...

    121. Re:The Theater Experience by tflf · · Score: 1

      Rockout: show me guilty on both counts - I'm aging and mildly anti-social. Last time I checked, neither condition negates the validity (for or against) of any rational position, on any subject. Recreational activities (like going to the movies), by definition, should be personally satisfying and enjoyable, otherwise they are not recreational. The key word is personally. That means personal opinion is also a valid contribution on this topic.

    122. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cons of the Den:
      You need to pay for and maintain all of the equipment

      Cons of the movie theater
      Endless advertisements before the movie
      Variable cleanliness
      Overpriced food
      No guarantee your co-audience members will respect the "sanctity of the viewing experience".

      So, in the end, Cameron's entire premise is false.

    123. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it is fair to say that now I'm an adult I don't buy tickets very often. It isn't because I won't spend money on movies, it is because I'm finally prosperous enough to experience them somewhere that isn't terrible.

    124. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do not, but a combination of them and 20 minutes of commercials before the film begins will surely bring the pirates back to theaters.

    125. Re:The Theater Experience by nazrhyn · · Score: 1

      Great, watching a movie to the sound of people munching.

      I've watched movies at Alamo Drafthouse with people eating around me multiple times and have never noticed anyone chewing.

    126. Re:The Theater Experience by Ranbot · · Score: 1

      A movie shouldn't be that blurry. Did you tell anyone? There could have been a technical error. There is no home viewing that approaches the resolution of a movie experience. Or maybe you have a vision problem you didn't know about that interacts with 3D.

      For 3D movies, and particularly I-Max 3D images the poster above went to, images in the background or surrounding the 3D subjects are often out of focus. To create the 3D effect of the subject they sacrifice focus on the surroundings. It's my primary complaint about 3D and it's got nothing to do with theater technical errors or vision problems.

    127. Re: The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you have 18" or greater folded horn subwoofers at home or you arent getting the full experience. Dont confuse your lack of ability to tell a difference with everyone else's experience.
      Source: Sound engineer here with roughly 12k in my home theater and I still cant fully reproduce theater lows without waking the neighborhood.

    128. Re:The Theater Experience by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      As an audiophile I'm quite aware of adjusting the center channel independently, but thanks though. :-)

      The problem is two-fold:

      1. I also watch movies at a friends house and they only have 2 speakers -- the dialog is "blown out" more often then not. :-/ Since they aren't interested in a sound bar there are little options. There is only so much futzing around with the downmixing / sound modes one can do. :-(

      2. Even on my own system I'm come across the occasional movies where someone screwed up the dialog channel. Tends to be action / foreign films the most for some reason. Go figure.

      > at least not as well as my plasma.

      Man after my own heart. =)

      Digressing ... I honestly don't know what I'm going to do when my Panny TC-P60VT60 goes out. Hopefully OLED will come down from the stratosphere by then.
      http://www.forbes.com/sites/jo...

      Back on topic, yup, for black levels Plasma kicks projectors.
      * http://www.avsforum.com/forum/...

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    129. Re: The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still have a plasma and you expect someone to take your opinion seriously?

    130. Re:The Theater Experience by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Fast-forward button for the trailers.

      By this, and the lack of mention of half an hour of ads, I see you're using proper releases carried by Captain Anakata rather than giving your hard-earned money to the scum of MPAA. Good.

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    131. Re:The Theater Experience by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      40-foot screen

      The absolute size means diddly jack, all that counts is the angular size, at least past the distances where your eye muscles have to be strained to maintain focus.

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    132. Re:The Theater Experience by harrkev · · Score: 1

      So, if I hold my phone three inches from my face, I get a "theater experience?"

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    133. Re:The Theater Experience by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And in that case, the blur is in higher resolution than you can get at home.

      I hated Avatar 3D for that reason. They still hadn't figured out focus (human brain, not lens), so the standard spinny-cam effect as two people are talking became painful when there was a near-field shrub for 2D perspective. Your focus would be drawn to the blurry shrub jumping out at you, and not the focus of the scene, being the two talking people. Made it watchable in 2D, but unwatchable in 3D. 3D is great for the highlights, but for the plot, 2D is superior. For that, and other reasons.

    134. Re:The Theater Experience by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      No, because of eye muscle strain. For the full theather experience, you'd also need to borrow your neighbour's kids (flashing cellphones included, as a modern movie is too boring to watch), spill some food and have it, uhm, age, have a drive beforehand, stand in a ticket queue and watch plenty of adverts beforehand.

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    135. Re:The Theater Experience by redlemming · · Score: 1

      You forgot one more attribute of your den: Control over the volume button.

      The last time I went to a theater, (and I do mean the LAST time!), the morons had the volume cranked so high that not only was it painful to the ears, the amplifiers were well up into the distortion range, making half the dialog unintelligible.

      Unfortunately, this is a common problem in Western society, and not just in theaters. It doesn't just affect the elderly, either - there are many people, even children, with hearing damage. Hearing impairment among 14 year olds is up 30% since just the 1990s. Our technology has vastly outraced our ability to regulate that technology.

      The really sad thing is that this is almost always already illegal. Cinemas are workplaces, and most countries have laws regarding safety in the workplace. There are also laws regarding assault that are written broadly enough to cover this, and laws on negligence on the part of business operators leading to harm to the public. Whatever the police are doing, it's not enforcing these laws, perhaps because there are more lucrative laws to be enforcing (especially in those many jurisdictions that don't require fines from things like "traffic violations" or "parking violations" to be handled ethically).

      Most people don't realize when they are exposed to damaging levels of sound, because the brain reduces the perceived noise level, and because duration is a factor. I'd like to see cell phones required to be able to make reasonably accurate sound level measurements, so they can warn the people carrying them (with the feature able to be turned off). Some flexibility in configuration would be required, since modern studies have suggested that the thresholds for negative physiological and psychological consequences are at far lower levels than the old industrial standards allow for, but that's just a software task - easy for a company like Apple to implement (assuming the hardware requirements for the measurement are already met - figuring out how to do the hardware would be a great project for government research funding).

    136. Re:The Theater Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot a big one.....Attributes of a theater:

      The enjoyment of watching a movie with a group of other people.

      This is especially important for comedies. It's been shown that you tend to laugh louder and more often when there are others laughing nearby.

      I agree watching at home is great too, I just wanted to point out this one that gets overlooked.

    137. Re:The Theater Experience by Ranbot · · Score: 1

      I hated Avatar 3D for that reason. They still hadn't figured out focus (human brain, not lens)...

      I did some more reading after I posted and you are right... the blurriness of backgrounds is the human brain's inability to adapt to the projected 3D. But still, if the blurry effect is there for most people [including yourself] then I think my point stands that it's limitation of 3D.

      For a more recent example than Avatar, I saw Star Wars TFA in I-max 3D and regular theater 2D. TFA has some cool 3D scenes, but scenes that had stuff in the background, like Maz's Cantina and large battle scenes, were way better in 2D, because I could see everything on the screen clearly. Overall I preferred the regular 2D version, because I like seeing all scenes clearly over the few good 3D effects. Also when I can't bring a background image into focus it breaks my suspension of disbelief in a movie.

      I am also concerned that if theater and home 3D becomes more common directors may not bother applying much creativity to backgrounds because 3D viewers probably won't notice it anyway. Technology should enhance the artistic abilities a movie director, not place artificial limitations on it.

    138. Re:The Theater Experience by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I did some more reading after I posted and you are right... the blurriness of backgrounds is the human brain's inability to adapt to the projected 3D.

      That's not the effect I was mentioning. Pause it. Look at the foreground. It's blurry because it's deliberately out of focus. Look at the people, 100% in focus. Look at the background. Slightly out of focus. This is how they build movies in 2D to train your eye to look at the object of focus. But in 3D, the blurry object is in front. Your focus is drawn to the object in front. But it's blurry. Secondarily is then the effect you mention where then the object of focus is out o focus for the viewer.

      But the physiology of it is that the rapid movement of focus by the viewer to try to follow the movie is tiresome to the eyes, and can lead to fatigue, headaches, and possibly eye damage in under-13s.

      The directors of 3D movies are sill directing to have the movie shown in 2D (as more 3D movies are seen in 2D than 3D), so they use 2D visual effects that are incompatible with 3D. This negative feedback loop makes 3D viewing worse, driving more people to watch 3D movies in 2D, so more 2D visualization is required.

      Also when I can't bring a background image into focus it breaks my suspension of disbelief in a movie.

      That effect has always been there in 2D, where the front and back aren't both in focus. But in 2D, you recognize it as part of the limitations of the media, and, so long as the object of focus takes your attention, you don't notice or care. But 3D uses a different mechanism for objects of focus, and should use different tricks. But they don't, because the same final product is shown 2D and 3D.

  2. Rol!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sanctity of the viewing experience in a movie theater

  3. Wrong objective by chispito · · Score: 2

    I do not think he means to contain piracy, but more to maintain profits in the face of piracy.

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  4. I'll fix the problem! by npslider · · Score: 1

    Give me free popcorn and Coke, give me front row seats, remove the schmucks that talk or text all though the movie and a front row parking spot in front of the building... I'll come. :)

    1. Re:I'll fix the problem! by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Give me free popcorn and Coke, give me front row seats, remove the schmucks that talk or text all though the movie and a front row parking spot in front of the building... I'll come. :)

      Take away your noisy popcorn and coke that spills on the floor and makes it sticky. You'll still come? Because otherwise I'm not going.

      So its down to -1+1=0

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    2. Re:I'll fix the problem! by npslider · · Score: 1

      You are assuming the average Slashdotter's house is "cleaner" and quieter than the average theater. ;) This is a rather dangerous assumption at best. Not that i am implying your dwelling is in such condition by any means.

      I have twin toddlers... at times I dare say, the theater is cleaner - and not for a lack of trying mind you.

    3. Re:I'll fix the problem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remove the idiots that use their mouths during a movie for anything else than breathing, gag and strap kids to their seats, confiscate each and every type of phone/tablet/media player, cut the commercials/previews/reviews/comming ups/.... and I'll go back to watching movies in a theatre.
      Oh, and produce quality movies not the current shaking/slowmo camera, bigger explosions, brain dead scenarios.

    4. Re:I'll fix the problem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Give me free popcorn and Coke

      Yes, because god forbid you spend 2 hours of a given day not stuffing your face full of simple sugars and inching even closer to diabetes. It's just unreasonable to think you could go to the theater and not spend money on candy and soda!

      and a front row parking spot in front of the building

      Yes, because you wouldn't want to (*gasp*) burn any calories by walking a modest distance before stuffing your pie-hole full of a thousand calories of soda, chocolate, and popcorn for two hours.

      Hey American cinemas - you want to preserve profits? Stop serving your customers food that will kill them in portions that a fucking rhinoceros couldn't digest. Exhibit A: this fatass I'm responding to, who seems to believe that use of his muscles to move his body around is probably hazardous to his health.

  5. Dear god no by Kobun · · Score: 5, Informative

    I don't want a movie theater to be a social experience. Consider:
    * The rotten parents who bring their too-young children to adult films.
    * That ridiculous moron in the row behind you who can't get off their cell phone for 5 minutes.
    * The 10-year old who won't stop kicking your chair.
    * The guffawing dimwit who laughs like a throat-cancer riddled donkey and does so incessantly.
    * Paying $12 bucks for crappy popcorn covered in artificially flavored cottonseed oil.
    * The gang-bangers who decided that the parking lot is a hugely entertaining place to spend some time ... people-watching (and yelling).

    I've not been to a theater film in 8 years and I've no plans on changing that.

    1. Re:Dear god no by npslider · · Score: 1

      I for one find myself too addicted to the crappy popcorn... must be the chemicals... as for the rest, I wait till the movie is almost done being shown in theaters so I can get into a showing with only 3 other people. As for the gang-bangers in the parking lot, the second amendment.... Ok, just avoid rush times.

    2. Re:Dear god no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I may add, the nerdgasming from the group in the fifth row whenever the filmmaker winks at the audience with an in-joke, nostalgic reference, or future film callout. YES WE GET IT, YOU LIKE THIS THING SO MUCH AND WE HAVE TO BE DRAWN OUT OF THE EXPERIENCE WITH YOU THANKS. See: The Force Awakens or any of a number of superhero movies lately.

      This is why I wear my raincoat to the theater.

    3. Re:Dear god no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want a movie theater to be a social experience. Consider:

      * The rotten parents who bring their too-young children to adult films.

      * That ridiculous moron in the row behind you who can't get off their cell phone for 5 minutes.

      * The 10-year old who won't stop kicking your chair.

      * The guffawing dimwit who laughs like a throat-cancer riddled donkey and does so incessantly.

      * Paying $12 bucks for crappy popcorn covered in artificially flavored cottonseed oil.

      * The gang-bangers who decided that the parking lot is a hugely entertaining place to spend some time ... people-watching (and yelling).

      I've not been to a theater film in 8 years and I've no plans on changing that.

      "...now GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"

    4. Re:Dear god no by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      I don't want a movie theater to be a social experience. Consider:

      * The rotten parents who bring their too-young children to adult films.

      * That ridiculous moron in the row behind you who can't get off their cell phone for 5 minutes.

      * The 10-year old who won't stop kicking your chair.

      * The guffawing dimwit who laughs like a throat-cancer riddled donkey and does so incessantly.

      * Paying $12 bucks for crappy popcorn covered in artificially flavored cottonseed oil.

      * The gang-bangers who decided that the parking lot is a hugely entertaining place to spend some time ... people-watching (and yelling).

      I've not been to a theater film in 8 years and I've no plans on changing that.

      This.

      People do not go to the cinema for a social experience, they go to watch a movie.
      The social experience effectively makes the cinema a less appealing movie watching experience.
      But you can't prevent the cinema from being a social experience because you are jamming people into a cinema together.
      What? Are you going to jam people in a cinema into individual soundproof boxes?

      I doubt there is any workable solution that will make cinema worthwhile.

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    5. Re:Dear god no by Jhon · · Score: 1

      "I don't want a movie theater to be a social experience"

      That was my first reaction, too -- but after giving it some thought I don't think Cameron MEANT it literally or he picked the wrong word. I think a better word would be a "community" experience. A good crowd can make a good movie great as they react to the film (laughter, cheers, etc).

    6. Re:Dear god no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on the film and the timing, because that defines the crowd.

      Example: Jurassic Park 3 in the middle of the afternoon in a rural area: felt like MST3K

      Other end: Star Wars (any of them), fist week, any time of day, almost anywhere: the only sound from the audience was coordinated cheering, and gasps as events unfolded on screen.

      The movies with the bad crowds tend to be the ones that are supposed to be popular, but don't really have anything resembling a fan base. You're better off going to something that everyone expects will be horrible or something where the theater is sold out within 5 minutes of the tickets going on sale and the seats are all taken within 12 minutes of the previous showing ending.

    7. Re:Dear god no by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah, for the days when wearing a raincoat to (certain) theatres was the done thing...that's one branch of cinema the internet has definitely killed.

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    8. Re:Dear god no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You forgot the 20 minutes of ads you have to sit through before the lights go down. You did get there early so you had a halfway decent seat didn't you?
      Then the 20 minutes of post lights down ads and previews.

      You get more commercial time per minute watching a movie than you do with a TV show.

      If I am paying
      a) all seats should be reserved. The technology for this is simple now.
      b) the movie starts at the specified time. no ads.
      I did no pay to watch ads. I did no pay for crappy seats. I paid so my time should be considered valuable to me.

    9. Re:Dear god no by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Those chemicals are fat and salt. Your body needs calories and you evolved in a calorie-poor world. Hell, it's always calorie-poor; we expand until population exceeds our ability to scale production, and create a poor class. When we uncap this, we expand more.

    10. Re: Dear god no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stockholm syndrome.

    11. Re:Dear god no by npslider · · Score: 1

      Well then, in that case, I for one, with bulging belly, gladly welcome our new salty fat overlords!

    12. Re:Dear god no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precisely!

      Add to the list:

      * The sound volume is almost always too loud.
      * The seats are uncomfortable to sit through a full length movie. I would compare that to an airplane experience.
      * There is no pause button for bathroom breaks.

      Intermissions would alleviate some of this, but no movie theatre do them anymore.

      Ultimately, watching a movie at home is much more of a social experience. I can safely discuss movies without the need to whisper and interrupt strangers. I don't have to sit in a complete dark.

    13. Re:Dear god no by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Just another symptom of an economic system that pretty much rewards people for making and doing things that are bad for our population in general.

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    14. Re:Dear god no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot :
      -no piss breaks
      -lineups
      -no parking
      -no drinking
      -ads

      Home theaters have always been a dream for people because they like the sanctity of their own home.
      I'd rather watch a shitty rip then move my to an overpriced theater.

    15. Re:Dear god no by Cramer · · Score: 2

      The theater makes next to nothing from the ticket. All of their profits come from concessions and those boring ads before the movie. (it really is a horrible business to be in.)

    16. Re:Dear god no by chispito · · Score: 1

      A good crowd can make a good movie great as they react to the film (laughter, cheers, etc).

      A comedy must be seen with an audience to be fully appreciated. But, this being Slashdot, everyone probably immediately thought of how he best enjoys sci fi or fantasy: pausing every couple minutes to fact check the accuracy of the previous scene on Wikipedia.

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    17. Re:Dear god no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to one of those 21+ screenings with booze and assigned seating. Gets rid of the kids, filters out asshole viewers who don't give a shit (because they won't go to the trouble of buying in advance and picking seats), and the theaters usually are pretty quick to ask jerks to leave (because they have to if they're serving alcohol). Problems solved. Plus, booze.

    18. Re:Dear god no by sTERNKERN · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points. They can make 3D, big screen, Dolby Digital 3234234.51, but the fact that I am constantly annoyed by the people around me makes me think twice if I want to see a movie in a theatre. I usually wait until the hype is over and only a few people buy tickets for the same screening.

    19. Re:Dear god no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you did pay to watch adds. Your form of payment is your attention to those ads instead of paying more dollars up front.

    20. Re:Dear god no by npslider · · Score: 1

      Sadly due to biology, there is much more money to be made in the newest flavor of potato chip than the newest crop of fresh carrots. Sellers sell what people want to buy; our bodies desire high calorie content to the point that far to many people are addicted to sugary, fatty, and salty foods. Then there's caffeine and smokes...

    21. Re:Dear god no by ShaunC · · Score: 1

      The theater makes next to nothing from the ticket.

      I get it, but it isn't my problem, I still had to pay $12 to walk in the door. The theater owners need to unionize or otherwise get better at negotiating. If every theater in America threatened to close down during opening weekend of the next big blockbuster, I imagine Hollywood might be very willing to reconsider how the money is distributed.

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    22. Re:Dear god no by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I don't want a movie theater to be a social experience. Consider:

      * The rotten parents who bring their too-young children to adult films.

      * That ridiculous moron in the row behind you who can't get off their cell phone for 5 minutes.

      * The 10-year old who won't stop kicking your chair.

      * The guffawing dimwit who laughs like a throat-cancer riddled donkey and does so incessantly.

      * Paying $12 bucks for crappy popcorn covered in artificially flavored cottonseed oil.

      * The gang-bangers who decided that the parking lot is a hugely entertaining place to spend some time ... people-watching (and yelling).

      I've not been to a theater film in 8 years and I've no plans on changing that.

      Ok someone please fill me in, is this something strictly American? I've never experienced any of the above, and my girlfriend and I binge on the cinema experience easily seeing 50 releases per year at which ever cinema happens to be offering cheap tickets around us and some times even premium viewings. Do people in the USA lack the basic ability to get along with others?

      I'm genuinely curious if these endlessly upvoted rants are just "get off my lawn" moments or if the cinema experience in the USA is actually anything like people here are describing, because if so ... wow.

    23. Re:Dear god no by losfromla · · Score: 1

      References? Pfft!
      I thought we all fact checked based on our encyclopedic knowledge of science and engineering.

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    24. Re:Dear god no by losfromla · · Score: 1

      I bet there are laws against all theater owners banding together to force such a negotiation. Union busting as a hobby, sport, and profession has hurt us as citizens in many many ways.

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    25. Re:Dear god no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A comedy must be seen with an audience to be fully appreciated"

      Only if you are co-dependent and extroverted. People that are not approval-seeking can do just fine and die of laughter in the comfort of their own spaces.

    26. Re:Dear god no by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Going to the movies has almost always been a social experience for me. I've gone to see very few movies by myself. Usually I have gone with a group of friends or a date, and half the fun is discussing the movie afterwards. I agree that I wouldn't go to a movie to meet new people but as an activity for friends it's always been one of my favorites.

    27. Re:Dear god no by ewibble · · Score: 1

      People seem to have so many problems with other people in theaters, I only go rarely but nobody has ever bothered me significantly there. Does anybody else not mind having other people around them doing what I consider minor stuff, or is it just me.

    28. Re:Dear god no by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Not needed. With Amazon video they have "xray" which overlays text about goofs/inaccuracies. It completely destroys the experience, but I love it.

    29. Re:Dear god no by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Yes, its true. Unlike the enlightened Europeans, Americans can't get along with others. Say: any terorrist attacks lately over there? You guys are getting along so well!

    30. Re:Dear god no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know why you guys keep complaining about children at films? It is BECAUSE YOU ARE WATCHING KIDS movies. Batman, Superman, Spiderman, etc are kids movies. Grow up. I've never seen an era with so many hipsters going to see "edgy" kids movies.

    31. Re:Dear god no by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Do people in the USA lack the basic ability to get along with others?

      No.

      When I travel to the USA on business trips I'll sometimes go to a movie in the evening (otherwise I'd just be doing email and it's not like you're going to go on a summer stroll in the evening in somewhere like Houston). There are lots of Americans in the theatre behaving well and having a good time.

      It's people on Slashdot that lack the basic ability to get along with others.

    32. Re:Dear god no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, you must be a hit at parties.

    33. Re:Dear god no by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the verbal diarrhea. What's the body count due to terrorism in the EU vs the USA again? Oh right.

      In any case you're equating what looks like the common slashdot experience with extremism. Let me guess, you're going to vote for Trump too.

    34. Re:Dear god no by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      That makes more sense.

    35. Re:Dear god no by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It's also notable you can't live on fresh carrots. 25%-40% carbohydrate intake is tolerable (varies between people): above that and you start producing cholesterols that stick to your arterial walls and thicken your blood. Diets high in fats--even saturated fats--are healthier than high-carbohydrate diets; high-protein diets are arguably more healthy than high-fat diets, except that ingesting more than ~300g (1200kcal) of protein per day exceeds what your kidneys can handle, and can cause poisoning. You need fat (especially cholesterol) to absorb vitamins anyway, so an appreciable amount of fat in your diet is healthy.

      None of this matters at all when you're eating 3,500kcal/day and spend 18 hour sitting on your ass. "Diets high in fats" has a limited connotation in that context: if half your intake is fat, that's only 100g, and some of those TastyCakes have like 42g of saturated fat alone; you can't exactly shove fruit pies down your throat all day without ingesting tons and tons of calories. A 66g Bratwurst has 17g of fat and is pretty fatty (78% fat); an egg (hen) is only 58% fat; and a steak is 64% fat and 36% protein at 250g, meaning you can eat about 3 of those and get all 2,000kcal for the day. Mashed potatoes are 29% fat (they contain butter and heavy cream) and 65% carbohydrate.

      In the end, a diet of steak and potatoes is going to give you 55% fat, 15% carbohydrate (low), and 30% protein--which is actually not horrible for you. You can get away with more carbs and less fat (45% fat, 25% carbohydrate, 30% protein) by replacing some of the steak with beans or vegetables of some kind. In any case, steak and sausage are heavy fat contenders, and these high-fat (55%) diets are ~120g of fat per day; any reasonably-diverse diet at 2,000kcal is going to come under 100g of fat, and it's not going to turn you into a giant lard-ass with clogged arteries and diabeetus.

      But yes, as you've probably observed, give people salt, fat, and sugar, and they'll eat 4,000kcal/day of potato chips and popcorn.

    36. Re:Dear god no by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

      Sitting in a dark theater filled with random strangers, not moving, not talking, is not my idea of a social experience. It's antisocial. Watching a movie at home with a few friends can be a social experience. You watch it together, enjoy it together. But in a theater, everyone is alone. You're surrounded by people, but you can't interact with them, so it's just you and the screen.

      Talking about it afterward is social, but you can do that whether you watched it at home or in a theater. And the movie itself is a lot more social at home where it's just you and your friends, and you can all see each other, and you can talk exactly as much or as little during the movie as you all decide you want to.

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  6. My experience with "Theater Experience" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - Overpriced popcorn, even more expensive then printer ink
    - People throwing popcorn
    - Tons of advertisement before the movie
    - Movie delayed even further because some people actually buy overpriced ice-cream from some lackey that runs around after the first round of advertisements
    - More advertisement after the ice-cream guy leaves
    - Movie finally starts but is out of focus.
    - Have to temporarily leave to report the focus issue, apparently everyone else is blind like a bat and doesn't bother
    - Constantly some ringing cellphone
    - People loudly talking during the movie

    1. Re:My experience with "Theater Experience" by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "Movie delayed even further because some people actually buy overpriced ice-cream from some lackey that runs around after the first round of advertisements"

      Icecream that is enclosed in 'chocolate', because it thaws and gets refrozen 2 dozen times before finally finding a buyer and so people run to the toilet multiple times after half an hour.

  7. Bollocks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People want to watch it as soon as they can. Those who care for a 'cinema experience' will spend the time and money doing so, assuming it is convenient to do so (for me it's a 3hr round trip to a cinema). Those who have a home theatre will probably want to watch in the comfort of their own home, yes?

    I'm not interested in getting shot at, overpriced snacks, modulating my bathroom breaks and putting up with disrespectful people. Theatres are small today compared to the large affairs they once were, maybe Mr. Cameron is thinking of those heady days?

  8. He's worried! by green1 · · Score: 2

    Right now, many homes have theatre setups that produce a far better experience than the theatre. Big screen TVs coupled with good surround sound systems are ubiquitous, the furniture is usually more comfortable, and you place yourself in the optimal viewing position. You have full control of the volume level, the start time, and can pause for bathroom or snack breaks. You also get to chose who you share the experience with.

    The ONLY selling feature theatres have left is that impatient people can't wait, and insist on seeing it in theatre because the studios refuse to release it anywhere else until they've made their fortune in the theatre.

    If people can get the movie at home, without the ridiculously long wait, theatres are doomed.

    1. Re:He's worried! by nospam007 · · Score: 2

      "the furniture is usually more comfortable"

      and not soaked in something that I can't believe it's not butter.

    2. Re:He's worried! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The ONLY selling feature theatres have left is that impatient people can't wait...

      BINGO! And if movie theaters lowered their prices perhaps I'd return. In 2016 I'd say ten bucks maximum. And don't get me started on the concession process. Having worked at a cinema myself I know the ticket price is the only place the establishment makes their money, the ticket price is absorbed by distributors & other film related organizations. But yeah, popcorn & sugar water are not 5 star dinners... don't price them like that.

    3. Re:He's worried! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >the ticket price is the only place the establishment makes their money

      Oops- correcting myself. I meant to say CONCESSIONS is where theaters makes their money... ticket price goes to recoup what was already paid to other groups.

    4. Re:He's worried! by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      If people can get the movie at home, without the ridiculously long wait, theatres are doomed.

      I was going to write my own posting, but you said everything I was going to say. The "Theater Experience" is something that sane people try to avoid at all costs, while at the same time replicating its positive aspects (large screen, surround sound) at home to the greatest degree possible.

      Theaters suck. Long live home video.

    5. Re:He's worried! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a theater that does $5 tuesdays. They also sell refillable collector cups of soda and popcorn. Each cost $3 to refill (which is still expensive but way cheaper than most theaters). I usually sneak some candy in too. So my wife and I can go to a movie and get a soda and popcorn for $16. Not a bad date night.

    6. Re:He's worried! by green1 · · Score: 1

      except that you have to subject yourself to the noise of others around, often sub-optimal seating, uncomfortable volume levels, sticky floors/seats, inability to pick your own times, etc.

      Sure, it's not as bad as some places, but it still can't beat a decent home setup.

      I can have date night with my wife at home. Ship our daughter off to her grandma's place, make homemade pizza, and popcorn, and put a movie on.

    7. Re:He's worried! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If your home experience is beating your local cinema on technical grounds, pick a different local cinema.

    8. Re: He's worried! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you can - as long as you charge a premium to do so.

    9. Re:He's worried! by green1 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have to beat it on "technical grounds" because the whole experience is the thing that counts. Not the screen size, or number of speakers, or quality of the amplifiers, etc.

      The theatre has a bigger screen, but the field of view can easily be the same at home with furniture placement, and you're never in seats that aren't optimal (the first few rows are too close to the screen, the side seats aren't great, etc)

      The theatre has "better" sound, but they always turn it up too loud, and you're often too close or too far from the surround speakers.

      Even if you get the ideal seat, the sound has to compete with the guy rustling his popcorn bag by your left ear, and there's the idiot texting 2 rows ahead of you, and the guy beside you asking his wife to explain the plot line to date.

      Even a cheap home theatre setup will likely yield a better experience than that, and a half decent one will blow it out of the water.

    10. Re:He's worried! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Fabio just shed a single tear over your comment...

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    11. Re:He's worried! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ridiculously long wait,

      In almost all cases, the wait is not ridiculously long before things are out on bluray. The only exceptions are movies that everyone wants to spoil for you. Then yeah, waiting even a month in info blackout can be taxing. But waiting 4 monts to see Angry Birds does not make any difference to how much you will or won't enjoy it.

    12. Re:He's worried! by green1 · · Score: 1

      I actually agree. But many people are not that patient. Keep in mind all the people you see every day who push in front of you in line to save 10 seconds. People are impatient, that's what keeps theatres in business.

  9. OK - 2 theater experiences recently by HBI · · Score: 2

    First: North Branch MN, outside the Minneapolis/St. Paul metro area, to the north about an hour. It's rural. Instant service at the counter. They ran the soda fountain behind the counter, which was in tune. The popcorn was great. Theater was clean. Floor not sticky. Movie was fun to watch with the 10 other people in the theater. Good sound and video.

    Second: White Marsh, MD, within Baltimore County and about 10 minutes from the Baltimore Inner Harbor. Had to wait 12 minutes for tickets because of a line. No explanation for the line. Then, skipped the popcorn because there was a 20-25 min line for that. This particular theater has a rewards program, meaning that one of the popcorn lines is reserved for people who pay an extra fee. Came out a half hour into the picture (chick flick, wasn't for me, so I found the trip out more interesting than listening to the movie) and still waited 5 mins for popcorn. Stale. Got a drink too, but had to dispense it myself. Drink machines were all sticky and semi-functional - some of those new Coke machines that are supposed to be so great - but are always out of service for one reason or another. Once in the movie, floor was sticky. About 15 people in the theater this time, more or less. Other patrons had BO and were leaning so far back in their seats it was hitting my knees, so I had to move. People talking during the movie - seems to be an ethnic thing in Baltimore, talking over the movie. Unpleasant theater experience overall.

    #2 is more like my other recent experiences than #1. Makes a great argument for home theater. Sorry, Cameron.

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    1. Re:OK - 2 theater experiences recently by ScottyKUtah · · Score: 1

      Minnesota Nice - Agreed.

      The only time I was the only patron in the movie was when I went to see "Red" at the theater in Waconia, MN. It was a weekday afternoon showing, and I had the entire theater to myself. Lots of fun.

      The Docks in Excelsior was another fun place to see movies.

      In Moore, Oklahoma they have the Warren Theater, which is the theater the family prefers to go. Separate 21 and over section that has a full bar and restaurant. Also the directors room with the full reclining seats. The tickets cost more, but it's worth it. Let the riff raff go to the dollar theater.

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    2. Re:OK - 2 theater experiences recently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That the northbranch theater in the middle of the outlet mall?

    3. Re:OK - 2 theater experiences recently by HBI · · Score: 1

      Yup, the one at the outlet mall. Very much recommended, based on my experience. I was only on vacation in MN and I am not a native, but I was taken there by a native, so they must like it too.

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  10. Except the Blu Ray experience is better... by tekrat · · Score: 1

    I have yet to see a recent release of a film on home video that didn't contain the phrase "Includes scenes not in the theatrical release!"

    You know, if they'd release the movie without chopping it to death so they can hold back and then re-sell the movie with added scenes for the home video release, maybe the "theater expereince" would be better.

    But I fail to see why I pay $12 per seat, followed by $30 for a water and popcorn, and then have three screaming kids in the dark, and some other jerkwad kicking my seat from behind, when I have a nice high-def TV at home, and can pause it at any time to go to the bathroom.

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    1. Re:Except the Blu Ray experience is better... by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      I hate it even more when they advertise a movie with scenes that aren't even in the movie.

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  11. Exactly, it's not the social experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't want the social experience, I want to see the movie.

    I want nobody talking, using their phone, bringing their noisy kids or making me stand up every ten minutes so they can get down the isle. I don't want to miss the next line due to people laughing at the previous one.

    I want a screen that's as clear as the one I have at home, not a washed out, dim projection screen filtered further by 3D classes.

    I want an audio system that doesn't have that one blown out speaker behind me.

    The theater experience is detrimental to my watching movies. Charge me a little more and I'll buy it to watch at home on day one.

  12. This is why.... by Defakto · · Score: 1

    I understand the desire to maximize profits, I really do. The theater experience is terrible. $30+ dollars to get in the door for three people, another $30-40 on garbage snacks, if your lucky they have real butter, otherwise it's butter flavored product. Wedged next to people who sense of courtesy stops that sneezing on you. They won't shut up all film. Some kid kicking the back of the seat randomly. Uncomfortable chairs terrible angles if the theater happens to be full. People getting up mid way and walking Iin front of you. No thanks. I'd rather stay home, make fresh popcorn with real butter, maybe enjoy a reasonably priced beer, on my couch. Sure the screen isn't 900 inches across. I'll sit closer. Sanctity of theater experience my ass.

  13. The theatre experience is dying james. by shadowrat · · Score: 2

    20 years ago it was cool. There's new things now. People get more jazzed about the experience of showing up at a pokemon gym and finding hundreds of others there.

    Pokemon, as lame as it is, is honestly a superior experience. You show up. There's a bunch of people there who you share an interest with. You can talk, or you can just leave if they annoy you. It's like all the good parts of going to a movie without the overhead of feeling trapped with these annoying people because you paid good money to be there. It also doesn't come with the risk that the movie will be crap and you'd rather just have it on in the background while you did something you want to do.

  14. Will it still have other people in there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If so, sorry, you've lost me.

  15. Then make it special by shuz · · Score: 1

    Theaters today either cater to those who can't afford a home theater or to those looking for something special. Theaters can offer some spacial effects that you just can't get in a home unless you have 100+ foot walls at your disposal. Theaters need to sell their sound stage, image quality, and ambiance. They are less likely to sell on price, snacks, or customer service.

    The other problem that theater face, and probably the biggest one is that the movies themselves are not enough to keep a theater in business. The studios take too large of a cut for something of a constricting market. If studios were to take less of a cut from theaters, theaters were to sell their services either as a cheap alternative to a tv at home or a quality experience surpassing a home theater, then the market would be sustainable. As it is the home experience is a growing market and a day of release streaming service is just another example of someone "getting it."

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    1. Re:Then make it special by pr0fessor · · Score: 2

      In the 70s the theater often times had much better visual and sound quality than what people had in their homes even expensive setups, Starwars and other movies just weren't the same on vhs or with commercials as it was in the theater. Today however even a cheap home theater can rival the experience when watching those movies digitally remastered on dvd or bluray commercial free.

      My son likes to go to movies in the park... they are outdoors a lot of teens show up but the movies are from the last couple years not first showings and the cost is only $5 and popcorn and soda will only run you $5 much cheaper than the theater.

      In the spring and fall when it's real nice outside we sometimes pull out the projector and set it up on an 100 inch screen in the back yard, watches the newer released dvds, and BBQ.

  16. "it's not that social experience" by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Obviously, he is NOT going to regular theaters. MOST of them SUX BAD. I am finding that Regal and Alamo are becoming decent. OTOH, AMC? Please. PURE JUNK.

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  17. What? by sims+2 · · Score: 1

    First as long as you have 25Mbps+ you can stream just about any video quality even a 6Mbps dsl connection can handle HD netflix.

    Most everything is streamed anymore
    IIRC you can even stream a torrent nowadays.

    As for social someone is forgetting netflix party mode.

    But yeah.. I do like to visit that place with the $10 small soda's and watch movies on their gigantic screen's.
    but then I won't go until the movie is just about out of the theater and there's less than 20 people in there.

    Kinda annoying tho when the bass gets to going in the next theater over and it shakes the projector.

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  18. Fathom Events by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 2

    http://www.fathomevents.com/ I subscribe to their newsletter, and I regularly see movies, tv shows, and specials in the theater that I wouldn't ordinarily be able to see with the "full theater experience". Recently it was Batman The Killing Joke, Doctor Who episodes, Shakespeare birthday celebration, etc. I paid about $12.25 per ticket (for three people) and bought about $30 worth of theater concessions. For Killing Joke we had a group of ten people and we all had a great time, and the entire event was sold out with such demand that additional nights and showtimes were added. so yes, for certain things, I will leave my widescreen monitor and go for the theater experience.

    1. Re:Fathom Events by ScottyKUtah · · Score: 2

      Back in the early 90's when Back to the Future 3 was about to be released, a theater in Denver played the first two movies in the trilogy, then played #3 before it was released. Cost about $10 or so to see all three of the Back to the Future movies. Crowd was a lot of fun, would cheer whenever Lea Thompson's name appeared. Management allowed people to bring in food from outside. Even scored a T-Shirt since I was one of the first 100 to line up.

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  19. Two words for ya by shuz · · Score: 1

    Minnesota Nice.

    I mean let's face it. Everything is better in Minnesota than out east. That said the theater experience in Metro Minnesota has the ability to be not much better than your experience in Baltimore.

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    1. Re:Two words for ya by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      As that old Doors song goes, "the west is the best".

      MN might be better than the east coast, but things are even better farther west (though not so great if you start going south).

    2. Re:Two words for ya by holmstar · · Score: 1

      Never been to the one in North Branch. I typically (when I actually do go to a movie) go to a theater in White Bear Lake, MN (about 30 minutes south of North Branch / 30 minutes north of Minneapolis/St Paul). It's a bit dated, but service is typically pretty fast and the theaters themselves are generally fairly clean before the movie. Concessions prices are about what you'd expect. But people talking/messing around with their phones/etc isn't any better than anywhere else. Also, why in the world do so many people just leave their trash in the theater when they leave?? It seems like a good 50% of theater-goers do this. Maybe it's a protest on the cost of concessions? But really, how hard is it to pick up your popcorn bag and drop it in the trash on the way out?

    3. Re:Two words for ya by HBI · · Score: 1

      My own kids, I have a hard time understanding their lack of ethics and social mores. After all, the example I have given them over the years is consistent with how I would like them to behave in public. I get on them about it and I get some results (they are 21 and 18), but there are lots of others who don't get that criticism. I suppose that has a lot to do with it.

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  20. The Fight to Piracy? by fallen1 · · Score: 1

    Here is how you take the fight to piracy -- take some risks, make some NEW movies (get off the remake train), make some GOOD movies, with a plot and character development and, you know, things that make it interesting and make people want to discuss your movie in a general way -- not just "That sucked! I wasted $25 to see that piece of shit? I should have downloaded it instead..." Also, stop gouging theaters so that tickets are $8 to $15 a head and climbing rapidly. I know theaters gouge us, the movie goer, with popcorn, Coke, and candy but we can opt out of that. We can't opt out of the ticket if we want to see the movie. Unless, you know, we pirate it *yarrrr!*

    So, that's how you fight piracy James. Not make the movie theater experience "unique" -- fucking make the movies unique so we'll want to go see them. See the Marvel Cinematic Universe for an example of this. Even the bad ones. Stop changing movies because YOU know better -- when the fans want to see The Killing Joke, make The Killing Joke and don't change the story around. When we want to see God Loves, Man Kills (X-Men storyline), don't change the story around -- just make the movie. If you need to pad it out a bit, that's fine, just don't change the fundamental story. When we want to see Ender's War, put in the scene where Ender kicks that asshat in the balls until he dies -- don't change it to soften it up. I mean, fuck, it isn't rocket science. If the money people in Hollywood don't want to fund you, the internet exists -- crowdfund that fan-wanted movie. Go rogue, do something unique, take a risk and stop kissing Hollywood's ass for permission to make a movie.

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    1. Re:The Fight to Piracy? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      And I'd recommend he make a move that is somewhat unlike Pocahontas. I saw Avatar much much later in my entertainment centre and felt I had wasted my time. The novelty of visuals and 3D wore off on my around the time I was 16. A movie has to have a good story. Really I'd be interesting in hearing what originality anyone saw in Avatar. And now there will be three more for crying out loud.

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    2. Re:The Fight to Piracy? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Here is how you take the fight to piracy -- take some risks, make some NEW movies (get off the remake train),

      So, that's how you fight piracy James. Not make the movie theater experience "unique" -- fucking make the movies unique so we'll want to go see them

      You'd think James would know about this too: Avatar (2009) was a hugely successful movie, and for good reason: it was an FX tour-de-force. It was absolutely unique, and it was new. (Yes, the plot wasn't completely unique, but most story plots throughout history are rehashed versions of Greek tales or Shakespeare anyway.) Avatar was a big risk at the time, and it paid off. From what I remember, the studios didn't want to finance it because it was too risky, so James financed a lot himself. This is the problem with Hollywood these days: they don't want to take a risk on a movie like Avatar that's all-new, this is why everything is a sequel, prequel, remake, or reboot: they're less profitable but they're much lower-risk and are usually guaranteed to make some kind of profit.

      The sad fact is that TV has gotten much more interesting than movies in recent years. See Game of Thrones for proof of this. You won't see any movies like this from Hollywood.

  21. Sanctity of the movie experience my *ss. by johnnys · · Score: 1

    Going to a theater these days little more than a chance to listen to the airheads continually yapping and playing with their cell phones, breathe the air filled with cigarette smoke and sit in a small cramped chair that's sticky with spilled pop and god knows what else. All for 15 bucks and a HUGE price for crappy popcorn and weak, flat pop.

    I'd rather poke my own eyes out with a stick than sit in a theater these days, just to watch the 17th remake of an "interpretation" of a crappy comic book.

    The modern "theater experience" SUCKS!!! I'm perfectly happy to wait a few months for a movie to be available on streaming rental, a cable channel, or Netflix, so I can watch it on my home screen. If *that* cuts into industry profits then that's NOT my problem.

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    1. Re:Sanctity of the movie experience my *ss. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I never get out of my car. Just drive up, switch to FM, and turn the engine off.

    2. Re:Sanctity of the movie experience my *ss. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glad to see somebody's doing it correctly.

  22. social experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate people who talk during movies

    1. Re:social experience by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      So you only watch silent movies?

    2. Re:social experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate people who talk during movies

      fucking actors, who do they think they are?

  23. Theatres are terminal by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


    What I mean is that they will be dying a slow death and their days are numbered.

    Once the big screen was the only choice...then with TV it still had unparalleled quality, then TVs started catching up and it still had size still amazing sound, all these advantages are evaporating.

    Technology wise theatre will be pointless when VR movies hit mainstream. 2D Flatland and even IMAX 3D will be undesirable at the possibility of true 3D.

    What will the "theatre experience" with its queues, inconvenient travel, annoying kids, dumb anti-piracy forced fed messaging and stupidly priced popcorn have to offer if you can have the same quality of sight and sound from the comfort of your own home?

    Theft has been part of human existence since the dawn of time. More over, copying differs from theft in the sense that no one actually loses property.

    If anything you can start working now on a secure content delivery that is locked down to MITIGATE against most piracy strategies but it cannot be eliminated.

    Honestly, I cannot wait until we cut out all the long line of middle men between the final cut and the end user. If movies were the price of coffee it would also make piracy less common; not forgetting it will boost the number of paying customers and increase the likelihood of people paying for multiple films in a month.

    But the cinema? it might hold on a while longer to combine VR physical simulators "4D" style maybe...I say maybe because omnidirectional treadmills etc are already being produced for VR.

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    1. Re:Theatres are terminal by aprentic · · Score: 1

      I came to say almost exactly the same thing. Fortunately I did a quick search first.
      We now have decent VR goggles.
      Eventually we'll have resolutions that match our retinas, 60fps and near perfect head tracking.

      I could imagine movies morphing into something more like a video game. Maybe you could watch the battle of Helm's deep and decide which part you want to focus on or pick up a spare Orc sword. There will probably be modes where you can watch it with friends and see them dressed in character it won't matter if they're in the same room or across an ocean.

      Once you have that I don't see why anyone would want to go to a theater to watch a movie.

    2. Re:Theatres are terminal by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The difference between theft and copyright infringement is one of immense philosophical complexity.

      Deprivation of property is nothing more than deprivation of the labor entailed to obtain that property. You bought a car? That cost you $28,000, which you worked for; but why did you work for $28,000? Because the car salesmen spend time seeking out, talking with, and servicing customers; the cashiers spend time being available to take your money; there are delivery drivers who must bring SIX CARS from far-off to stock them in this enormous 500-car lot; someone makes those cars in the factories; someone makes the steel, the paint, and the plastics; someone mines for the ore, and produces the power required to make those things. These are all human labors, time which must be taken to make the thing.

      If someone steals your car, they steal the outcome of nearly $28,000 of labor. It's probably more like $24,000-$26,000, and only that high because the automaker has negotiated for bulk purchase of steel and paint at razor-thin margins ($1 billion of profits at 0.1% vs no profits at your usual 15%, Mr. Carnergie), and the steelmaker has used the promise of an enormous contract to bid down the ore and coal miners on contingency of receiving and maintaining the automaker contract. These people's labors also went into production (organization and operation of production, which means less total human labor than self-organized artisans). You have to fork over all that cash to get a new one, or else insurance has to fork it over (and insurance rates are slightly higher than costs, meaning the cost of basic levels of theft is paid by the insured).

      Theft isn't about tangible, physical objects; it's about time.

      On the other hand, if you make copies of a work, that deprives no one of tangible property. There is no cost of labor of pressing a DVD for which you have stolen a man's life and livelihood; there is no cost of labor of shipping which you have taken without payment; there is no plastic or metal or ink which a man has made with his time and for which you have failed to pay. Why, then, would it be theft?

      Movies are made by the labor of screen writers, actors, special effects artists, directors, producers, marketers, musicians, sound engineers, construction workers, fuel miners, energy producers, iron and steel manufacturers, and so forth. Seemingly-endless human labor time is poured into the production of a small piece of information, a tiny thing which you can reproduce with hardly a fraction of a penny's worth of additional human labor.

      It is for this effort they demand compensation.

      What justification do you have for depriving these people of compensation for their labor?

      The only justification is that your particular action doesn't cost them anything, directly. They only labored at what we price at millions of dollars of wages to produce a thing which can then be copied for a fraction of nothing; you only took that fraction of nothing. They expect, for their work, some form of compensation, and you don't see why you should give them such a thing.

      That is the philosophical comparison of theft of property versus theft of intellectual property. That is why it's called "intellectual property": it really takes the labor of a man to make it.

    3. Re:Theatres are terminal by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

      We already have 90fps VR, which is considered the lowest rate required for a good experience. 60fps would be sliding back to phone-based VR frame-rate, and would turn off a lot of people.

      Right now VR systems don't have the comfort or resolution to appeal to the typical movie-goer, but they will very soon.

    4. Re:Theatres are terminal by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


      The problem is with endless compensation due to logical ownership of something which no longer costs practically anything.

      Physical property theft always has a victim and loss. Copying something illegally is technically theft but the effects are nowhere near physical property theft.

      The plot thickens when we then consider legal copying and then illegal sharing. After all, I could buy a book and lend it to a friend and that's fine but if it's an Ebook then that's not fine. I can share my DVD with mates but if it's a movie download then not. But what if it's legal to share with freinds. Is there a legal definition of friend that we can actually enforce? What if I have 1200+ friends? (If my facebook bitch armada really counts as friends)

      Personally If I like something and think it is of value I happily pay for it. I have DVDs of PC games that I have never actually opened as the physical copy was not required. Yet I paid because I valued the work.

      But let's go back to your point of justification. Actually my using content even for free in its entirety is of immense value. Like songs on a radio. Somewhere along the chain I have paid something in related fees.

      I paid for the broadcasting license, I paid for the cable TV channel or indeed the cinema ticket etc etc. What if I did not pay for any of those? -there is still value for the people that made the effort to create the "intellectual property" as I am likely to recommend something I enjoyed or see value in whether that is the film itself or something in it.

      As any aspiring artist will tell you, just having people to listen, view, read and enjoy the material is an achievement in and of itself. Does it pay the rent? yes, it literally does. Can you be greedy and want more? yes, always.

      Look at "youtube stars" there was no such thing once. No one promised them money. They did not ask for any but their POPULARITY gives them earning potential. Films make money not by being good they make money by being popular. If I somehow chose to see a film for free and liked it and told someone else the value is X.

      X because that person might choose to watch the film as well in the cinema or buy the merchandise, mug, t-shirt, squeaky toy or get the cable channel with the awesome movies.

      So you might be thinking the value is quite possibly 0 but it isn't. It's certainly a non-zero sum. When you watch a film you may think it's you paying for some intellectual property but I'm sure we all realise there is a lot more going on. Huge company are vying for mind share. A share of your mind, your psyche.

      The hot chick drinking coke zero? she aint there cause she likes coke. The cool dude with the Ray Ban glasses got paid to wear them. You are sold products, ideas, lifestyles, looks and popularity all the time. Why? so you can CONSUME. Food, products, ideas etc.

      Imagine for a moment that you can release content that will be viewed by a milling people, for free. Is there no value in it for you? Can you not think of how this actually pays? You think studios do not know their movies will be copied? showed a billing times on network TV? -they are not selling a story, a film is a product of immense complexity.

      But forget all that because when studios bill themselves internally for editing their own movies and other shenanigans just to produce a net loss so they don't pay tax it really does not help endear the argument to "pay for the effort" when it can often big a big scam. The artists get paid. The actors get paid, the camera crew, sound crews etc etc that is part of the cost to make the film. The studio counts profit and then counts theoretical profit it may have had should you have actually paid for your illegal copy.

      Here's the real kicker. Illegal downloaders are statistically more likely to PAY FOR FILMS. The rate of consumption for these people has often outpaced their ability to pay the fees. Which means they never had the money to buy it to begin with...but even if they did ha

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    5. Re:Theatres are terminal by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      I understand what you're saying about VR experiences, and yes, they sound really cool.

      But you overlook why a large number of people enjoy movies: it's escapism. And it's relaxing, you switch off, and you don't have to think.

      I'm pretty sure that if you put me in a VR movie then yes I'd do all those cool things you mention for about the first 15 minutes, and then I'll calm down, relax, and just look forwards and enjoy the show.

      VR is a gimmick that will find some niche applications, but it will never replace conventional 2D cinema.

    6. Re:Theatres are terminal by aprentic · · Score: 1

      Then you'll be able to just relax and enjoy a 3d show from the comfort of your own home.
      If you end up wanting to watch a 2d movie (some people still watch the occasional black and white or silent movie) you'll be able to put on your VR goggles and simulate any theater you like. People will be able to engage in far more escapy escapism with VR.

      People thought that photographs, movies, talkies and color movies were all gimmicks when they first came out.
      The scientists and engineers have been doing their part to make VR possible. I can't wait to see what the artists do to make VR jaw droppingly awesome.

    7. Re:Theatres are terminal by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The problem is with endless compensation due to logical ownership of something which no longer costs practically anything.

      True, and how do you differentiate?

      Physical property theft always has a victim and loss. Copying something illegally is technically theft but the effects are nowhere near physical property theft.

      I just demonstrated that it's the same thing. Producing a physical object requires R&D, and also large amounts of human labor time per copy. Intellectual property like movies tends to require *much* more human labor investment up-front to create the blueprint, as it were, and only a tiny amount of human labor per copy. That means stealing a car involves stealing $26,000 of actual work that went into each car *after* $1,000,000 to design the damned thing; while copying movies involves looking bluntly at $180,000,000 of actual work and rolling your eyes because you making a copy moved $0 of tangible object out of anyone's hands.

      How do you compare the 200,000 man-hours spent laboring to create a video game to the thousands of hours spent laboring to create a car? The answer is, apparently, you ignore them and focus on the 20 man-seconds of labor taken to create the plastic disc *holding* the video game.

      Most of your argument is hand-waving and anger at people you assume don't do any work and have more money than you. Nothing concrete, nothing philosophical besides whining that they don't deserve anything. You also argue that people pirating are more likely to buy things anyway--a muddy argument equating positive to negative rather--and that you "can't stop piracy", and so shouldn't try; that wanders away from the discussion of whether or not people who worked deserve to be compensated for their work, and whether taking their work without compensation is tangentially related to theft.

    8. Re:Theatres are terminal by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


      Actually you demonstrated parallels but not that it is the same thing. It simply isn't.

      Let's use your car example. If a person steals a car someone loses a car. If a person copies a car no one loses a car. The "loss" is the theoretical amount that would have been gained assuming the person would have paid for it. There was no worthwhile material displacement, inconvenience, financial hole due to black market money laundering etc.

      I wouldn't compare those two hundred thousand man hours but let's assume I did. In one example, a car that has raw materials cost, on-going safety standards to uphold, warranty obligations and so on has a base set cost. The product costs a fair amount of change just to make. A copy of intellectual work has none of these. It's not designed for your fit, it has no material cost. Intellectual property has no depreciation dictated by simple market forces based on the value of goods. An unsold car sitting in a warehouse depreciates. It loses money. An unsold copy still has 100% value. Very different.

      If the process to produce cars out of carbon fibre became extremely cheap then we would have cheap cars made of carbon fibre...the market forces for copies of intellectual property are simply supply and demand. If demand is low and sales targets are not met the price goes down.

      Take a game like Mass Effect 3 for example. I own two legal copies of the game. I paid full price when the game was out. A year ago it appeared on EA's Origin for £3. Name a single, fully working, popular car that is sold at 90% of its original value.

      I'm not sure whose comments you were reading there but I never said "...they don't deserve anything." I said I pay for work I value. In my teens I'd have copies of all sorts of things. How many games promised a lot, had rave reviews and were shit? -forget opinion I mean technically buggy, crashing, not authenticating kinda shit. So now in my later years I am much wiser about what I pay for but I digress.

      Statistically those that "pirate" content consume and pay for that content. Ergo the "industry" is making more money off these people than Joe Average. I go to cinema for major releases on premiere nights one or twice a week. I pay for the VIP IMAX seats and I assure you I can wait for the copied release IF I wanted.

      So obviously I believe people should be compensated for their work. Of course the artists, actors etc have already been compensated for their work by the time the film debuts. If that film has no viewers that does not mean no one got paid. (unless they signed their salary away as a percentage of sales which is a rare deal to have)

      You want philosophy? what can an actor possibly do to command a pay out of tens of millions? -there are people that have cured diseases for a fraction of the price and saved the lives of more people that we could count. In an age where the entry-level professional baseball player gets paid more in a week than a university professor makes in a year why should anyone feel bad someone aint getting their cut?

      Of course even if I do not think it's fair and some people will never pay for copies of games or music or film there is of course the Elephant in the room. The film industry, the games industry and even the music industry have all made more money year on year almost religiously since the 80s. So someone is getting compensated handsomely and when shit does not work they say "piracy".

      Now I think you could have picked a much better example than cars but...going back to your example; the car industry is regulated. The gaming industry is not. So when the authentication servers for ME3 went down who gave me my money back? who refunded me or apologised for the service? -forget game, let;s go back to movies. When I watched Spiderman 3 in the cinema and the screen blacked out several times until the projector was shut down due to overheating who refunded me? -have you ever tried to get a refund for not enjoying/not being able to enjoy a film in the cin

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    9. Re:Theatres are terminal by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      So what happens to all the compensation they get for Mass Effect when the creators have no recourse for people copying the work, and thus everyone can readily wait for someone to actually buy the work (because why not?), share it with everyone else, and not pay anything? What happens when some bored hacker then alters the work to evade all copy protection and value-add, providing an open online service so you can run multiplayer on third-party services or LAN parties with your friends, eliminating the third-party revenue streams?

      The labor that went in produced an intangible; you went back to talking about the tangible object containing the intangible to describe why the intangible is not a real thing.

      Again: stealing a car would be as significant as copying a movie if production of a car took 3 seconds of human time in total from start to finish, including all mining, all forming, and all transit. Solid objects have no intrinsic value. GOLD has no intrinsic value.

    10. Re:Theatres are terminal by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


      What happens when you can pay what you want, if you want to? -seems some people will pay what they think it is worth. Look at free software or any pay what you want model.

      If you tell people they can have a cookie for $0.01 they might have 10 or 50. If you tell people the cookies are free they will often take one maybe two. Out of politeness to others. Most people will pay for value. Perceived value as intrinsic value might not be relevant.

      So when that hacker releases a copy allowing anyone to play as much as they want without paying it seems many people still choose to pay if they see value in the game. After all, Call of Duty was the most pirated game ever and still was the most financially successful ever. A pirated copy does not equate to a lost sale. It assumes the copy did not correspond to a sale and that the person obtaining a copy would have purchased a legal one if they could not get that illegal copy.

      I'm rather certain that even if a car could be produced in 3 seconds the impact would still be very different for the same reasons outlined before. Stealing tangible property is simply unlike copying intangible property. The resulting material consequences are worlds apart.

      It is all about subjective, perceived value. Every person has a subjective belief of what has value and it's down to the individual to make that assessment. Gold has no value but then again nothing genuinely has intrinsic value except of course that we believe something is worth X. The paper dollar is only there because of belief that it has value that if upheld. This goes back to the gold standard and how money today is simply virtual and if we all wanted to withdraw our funds at the same time there would not be enough money in the world for everyone to cash out...this is somewhat removed from the discussion so I'll leave it there.

      Tell me, what do you think would happen when 3D printing hits mainstream? when "designing" a plastic part to fix a toy is no longer a challenge. The "design" would then be controlled. Unauthorised copies would become illegal. If I made a copy from my own resources do you still mean to say that still is like stealing a car?

      Let me take it a step further. When we are finally able to take VR to the next level and interface with the brain directly on the neural level and so enable us to record thoughts who gets paid if I can recall songs and film with perfect accuracy?

      The model for enforcing payment per copy of such intangibles is dying. The methods used rely on past business models which are failing everyone. The industry is clinging to a failing model to make sure the old chain of middlemen gets paid. Film will continue but we'll make that transition away from the cinema directly to the consumer and we will revert to paying for actual work rather than copies of the work.

      Artists will go back to performing as their performances are unique. Their copies are not. People will choose to pay for that experience for many years to come.

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  24. luxury adult only theatres by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Local area has a 21+ luxury style theatre with reclining couches with huge rows so you literally *can't* be touched or easily view the people in front of you AND couch-side food and beer delivery. they are also VERY aggressive about ANYONE disturbing the peace, if for no other reason then you pay a hefty sum for tickets... the last Startrek I saw there was $26 plus another 25ish in food/drink for one person, add in my GF and it's $100+ for a movie. that's why we don't go but 2-3 times a year but when we *do* go it's a nice experience and makes me want to go back.

  25. Absolutely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stickey carpet, and stickey arm rests that capture and hold on to your shirt, and those fart-soiled seats, all are key parts, not to mention concessions. Funny it's called concessions, because you are making a big one with your wallet boys and girls!

  26. Cost and effort are keys to containing piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will stop pirating when the cost of media is so small as to not be worth the effort to pirate it.

  27. "...social experience" by whoozwah · · Score: 1

    It's not supposed to be a social experience. The act of watching a movie is about an ass in a seat and your focus on the screen. If you're yammering on or screwing around on your phone or pretending that you're a cast member on MST3K in a public movie theater, you're doing it wrong. You can do that after the flick is done and in a growing number of cases, before the post-credit roll teaser.

  28. Movies worth watching are key to the theater... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this will fall on a lot of deaf ears but can we please have a few films a year with good dialog and acting instead of an endless CGI fest? And if you insist on continuing the CGI boredom can you at least please write something original?

    1. Re:Movies worth watching are key to the theater... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I just make pretty much the same rant about Avatar above.

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  29. This from someone by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    This from someone who probably has his own personal cinema and is totally out of touch with the realities of watching a movie with other people (who he didn't personally invite).

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  30. I used to love going to the theater by Scutter · · Score: 3

    I used to love going to the theater but it sucks now. It's too expensive, too crowded, and I don't want to watch 15 minutes of product endorsements followed by 20 minutes of spoilers for upcoming films before they get around to showing the feature.

    Mr. Cameron, you say you want to "preserve the theater experience as something special" but it hasn't been "special" in twenty years. It's the entertainment industry's version of going to the airport. It's only a matter of time before they start adding backscatter body scanners and abusive TSA (Theater Security Agency) officers.

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    1. Re:I used to love going to the theater by Fwipp · · Score: 1

      A nice contrast with the Security Theater Agents at the airport. :)

    2. Re:I used to love going to the theater by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      I used to love going to the theater but it sucks now. It's too expensive, too crowded, and I don't want to watch 15 minutes of product endorsements followed by 20 minutes of spoilers for upcoming films before they get around to showing the feature.

      Mr. Cameron, you say you want to "preserve the theater experience as something special" but it hasn't been "special" in twenty years. It's the entertainment industry's version of going to the airport. It's only a matter of time before they start adding backscatter body scanners and abusive TSA (Theater Security Agency) officers.

      I believe Cameron isn't saying that things are good now. He's saying things need to be improved if you want to cut down on piracy.

      As in the theatre experience sucks now that people don't want to go, so that creates an opportunity for pirates. Instead, theatres need to reinvent themselves to be destinations where people want to go, which would have an impact on piracy - why would I want to see it on a small crappy screen when I can see it on a large screen and everything's better.

      So ditch the crappy uncomfortable seats and replace them with nice ones that won't cause your back to ache after an hour, have special no-kids screenings or adult-only theatres, serve adult beverages and even hot food service with better food, etc.

      Some theatres already do that, and they're popular. They're expensive, but you're getting a movie experience free for annoyances like screaming kids, people on cellphones (you pay for premium tickets, people frown on such antisocial behavior), you can have beer, wine, champagne, cocktails, etc delivered to your seat, the seats are not packed sardine style, etc. Dinner/movie/date/whatever.

      Basically get rid of the crap that people hate which drive them away from the theatre, and make it more appealing to those who want a social "night out" experience where you can enjoy a meal, a drink, and wrap your arm around your significant other.

    3. Re:I used to love going to the theater by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      It's too expensive, too crowded, and I don't want to watch 15 minutes of product endorsements followed by 20 minutes of spoilers for upcoming films before they get around to showing the feature.

      Agreed. I have no problem with them showing ads and trailers, but they should be legally obligated to provide the actual starting time of the feature film as well -- so if I don't want to see that stuff, I can come 25 minutes "late" or whatever.

      It wasn't bad when it used to just be 2 or 3 trailers and some little intro video saying, "And now for our feature presentation..." But it's really out of hand. Imagine if you went to an opera and the actor from next season came out beforehand and performed a 20-second clip from an aria from a different show.... followed by 10 more ridiculous "previews." Or if you went to the theatre and some guy came out and did a "To be or not to be" soliloquy before Romeo and Juliet started, just to get you set for "the coming attractions." Or maybe you go to a baseball game and before the Star-Spangled Banner, a dozen football players come out into the middle of the baseball field and run a play -- just so you can get ready to see what's "Coming this fall...."

      It would all be silly. But they expect people to put up with 20+ minutes of that interspersed with commercials? There's a reason I got rid of cable TV too. Movie theaters are eventually going to realize the ad revenue is no longer going to support them either if they have no actual customers.

    4. Re:I used to love going to the theater by Scutter · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I have no problem with them showing ads and trailers, but they should be legally obligated to provide the actual starting time of the feature film as well -- so if I don't want to see that stuff, I can come 25 minutes "late" or whatever.

      It's pretty easy to estimate when the feature will start, so you can skip the ads if you want, but if you wait to go in you're going to end up sitting in either the front row or the back row. So, your choice is either crappy seats or spoilers. Personally, I've started bringing in headphones. Closing my eyes and drowning out the trailers has vastly improved my movie-going experience. It's nice to see a movie without already knowing every major plot point in advance.

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    5. Re:I used to love going to the theater by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Cheap tickets,
      Weekday screenings,
      Arrive to the screening 20 minutes late.

      Don't know what your complaints are.

    6. Re:I used to love going to the theater by jezwel · · Score: 1

      My local cinema has this, though hand-delivery requires a more expensive gold-class seat. They have a bar, kitchen for cooking hot food, comfortable wide seats, always clean, and have a great atmosphere. They also show major sporting events, where a ticket gets you a glass of wine/beer/soda, popcorn & ice cream or a small pizza, and of course you watch the game on the big screen.
      It seems quite popular when compared to some of the other cinemas, so yes this does work.

    7. Re:I used to love going to the theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Serving alcohol is key, since by most US state laws nobody under age 21 can be admitted to an establishment that isn't a restaurant and yet has a full bar. Moreover, the drinks and seats ought to be high quality, luxurious and expensive to discourage and keep out the wrong sort of people. For example, the drinks should be at least $15 a piece and the seats should start at $150 go up higher still for privacy enhancing boxes. Moreover, the number of seats should be very limited in number and exclusive with full IMAX screen and standard top shelf audio.

  31. Cost/Entertainment Analysis. by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    I totally agree with what Mr. Cameron says; going to movies is a fun, social experience. Maybe this isn't true for other people, but I enjoy being part of a group performance (which is really what this is). It's a chance to get out with family and friends and treat yourself.

    But why is it so bloody expensive? Taking a family of four out to see a movie will cost $150 CAN minimum, - $65 for four tickets (this includes a "Child") plus popcorn, drink and candy. Now, compare this to waiting a few months for the DVD - normally around $25 CAN for a Blu-Ray. Wait a year or two and it ends up in a bin at WalMart for $8.00 CAN (Blu-Ray again - DVDs are $5.00 or less).

    So, when we go out to a movie, it's something that *everyone* wants to see and expects to enjoy. We do reasonably well with our picks but there are often duds which makes you question why you spent all that money and become more wary in the future.

  32. The Theatre Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People using their devices
    People Talking
    People Going in and Out
    100s of people making noises eating

    That theatre experience is really worth every penny that one pays.

  33. Its an experience all right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Needles in seats, bedbugs, movies so long you risk busting your bladder, oh and mass shootings.

  34. James Cameron doesn't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if he'd been to the 99.9% of theaters in the country that are crappy and don't do anything about the loud idiots and cell phones he'd have a clue.

    I'd rather sit at home and watch ANY movie on my 50" with my sound system than in almost any theater. The reason, I have a better experience 100% of the time.

    No screaming kids, no sticky floor, no cell phones lighting up the room or ringing, no people of a certain um ethnic group talking through the movie, you name it. The theater has ZERO advantages over watching at home. Even for $50 to watch a new release movie at home is a bargain as that is what it'll cost you to take 4 people to a cheap theater or 2 people and 2 drinks with popcorn. If you want to go to a fancy nice theater (the only ones I'll go to anymore), then that $50 covers the cost of 2 tickets without drinks or snacks.

    1. Re:James Cameron doesn't get it by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      James Cameron is like everyone living in California: he has no clue how the rest of the planet lives.

  35. "Social experience"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I stopped going to the theaters when they became too noisy with people eating crap, loud with the sound volume tuned up to almost unbearable levels, and unexpectedly cold. Good luck with that, J.C.!

  36. Not for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Cameron assumes a lot of things in his argument:

    1. You can watch movies in the original language at the theater. False in a lot of countries, especially for Hollywood movies. Watching characters speak asynchronously from their own lips totally destroys the experience.

    2. A "more social" experience of the movie is better. It's not for those of us who are introverts. Having people talking and eating all around deprives us of our ability to really enjoy the movie and be completely immersed in the experience.

    3. Having to drive, wait in line, paying an overpriced ticket, sitting in a not-steam-cleaned-in-how-long seat and then trying to drive back home at the same time as hundreds of other cars is not my idea of an enjoyable experience.

    1. Re:Not for everyone by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      2. A "more social" experience of the movie is better. It's not for those of us who are introverts. Having people talking and eating all around deprives us of our ability to really enjoy the movie and be completely immersed in the experience.

      I completely disagree about the introvert thing.

      I'm an introvert, but personally, I rarely want to watch a movie alone. I like to watch movie either with a partner (usually a romantic partner), or with a small group of friends.

      However, in both these cases (or for watching it alone too, making it 3 cases), the home-theater is the best choice, by far:

      For watching alone, you can be undistracted by others.

      For watching with a romantic partner, you can be undistracted by others and cuddle all you want (can't do that in theater seats, there's a divider in the way).

      For watching with a group of friends, it's more fun at someone's home where you can have a nice couch/sectional, serve food and drinks, talk to each other about the movie if you need to (and then rewind so you don't miss anything), pause if someone needs a bathroom break or wants to go make some popcorn, etc.

      There simply isn't any case I can think of where going to a theater is really that much better than staying at home. So, back to your point about introverts, even for the social experience, watching a movie at home is a superior experience. If I'm with a group of friends and we want to pause the movie and talk about it, you can do that at home, but you can't in a theater. At home, you can limit the social interaction to your preferred companions, and then do whatever that group wants, unlike a theater where you're stuck in there with dozens of other strangers and subject to the rules of the establishment. So yes, for non-social watching, home is better, but for social watching, it's also better.

  37. Theater Owners take notes by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We've been telling the industry for years what's wrong with the " Theater Experience " but none of you seem to listen.
    If you want folks to start going to the theaters again, you're going to need to step up your game or find yourself going extinct in the not too distant future.

    You need to set your rules, and enforce them.

    Folks chatting / texting on their damn smartphones mid show ? They need to go. Manager up and boot their ass from the theater.
    The five year old heathen Mom or Dad brought with them who is running up and down the isles screaming mid show ? They need to go. Like ten minutes ago.
    The employee who cranks the theater audio system up 10db past the threshold of pain ? Yeah, they need to go.
    The nearsighted one who can't seem to understand what the f*ck focus even is ? They need to go.

    Clean the damn place.
    Most theaters are downright disgusting with the amount of trash and general filth you expect me to tolerate while in your facility.
    I feel like I need a round of immunization boosters or a Biohazard suit when folks ask if I want to go out to the show.

    Fix your damn gear.
    That annoying ass ground hum coming from one of your speakers ? FIX IT.
    The distortion coming from another speaker because of +10db guy above ? FIX IT.

    Seriously, you're going to have to put in a SUPREME EFFORT to keep me from waiting for the home release. I have total control over everything mentioned
    above when I wait and watch it at home.

    The theater owners and employees I rely upon to ensure a positive theater going experience have failed miserably over the past decade or two.

    Read that again. MISERABLY.

    If you industry types don't get your shit together you may as well shut the lights off now and call it a day.
    We won't miss you.

    1. Re:Theater Owners take notes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hrm, Ambassador entertainment in Raleigh, NC does most of that.

      No commercials only movie trailers.
      Theatre staff does a quick walk through during trailers and will chew you out for having your phone out and screen blazing.
      Sound is adjusted right.
      Focus is right.
      Clean.
      Gear is fixed, and regulars are warned if a screen has a problem that hasn't been resolved yet.
      Ticket prices are the best in the area.
      Concession prices are the best in the area.
      And most of the time my popcorn is popped as I place my order.

      Sometimes there is childish chaos when going to a kids movie.
      There is some college student stupidity at their theatre next to NCSU. But it isn't as bad as the $2 theatre just up the road.

    2. Re: Theater Owners take notes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you are watching a movie at your friend's home theatre, do you leave your drinks, popcorn, and other trash strewn all over your host's living room floor?

      Why anyone considers this acceptable behaviour in a movie theatre is beyond me.

    3. Re:Theater Owners take notes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are a fucking faggot

  38. Strange but true by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    What really gets me is people wanting to watch hazy phone cam recordings of movies...to save a few dollars.

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    1. Re:Strange but true by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Those people watch hazy phone cams mostly to avoid all that "theater experience" Cameron is pushing as a "good" thing.

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  39. James, shut up by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    "You're still watching [movies] on a small platform, and it's not that social experience,"

    1) I have a 70" 4k TV at home. I sit about 8' from the screen. Proportionally, at your typical theater distance of 36' feet, that's a what, 27' wide screen? Small Platform? WTF?
    Further, while a nice theater might have a very good sound system, I do too, with ample subwoofer and 7.1 THX select sound - my sound is just fine.
    Further, I have FAR more comfortable seating, I can lay down if I want to, and I never stick to the floor nor have to share a goddamned armrest with anyone. I have to take a crap? Pause - I missed nothing.
    So no, technically, I don't believe any theater can improve my 'home theater' technically.

    2) I watch movies to ... watch the movie. I DON'T WANT A SOCIAL EXPERIENCE. Stop talking. Put down your phone. No, I'm not explaining that to you. Watch the bloody movie.
    (Although, honestly, I'd probably have enjoyed Ferngully2000 - I mean Avatar - much, much more if someone had talked through the whole fucking thing.)
    Nobody walks in front of me, spills their food on me, or complains that my 6'4" frame blocks their view.

    No, I don't go to theaters any more.

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  40. You have got to be kidding by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    ... filmmakers can really showcase their art

    Really? Multi Movie franchises are art in the same way that Thomas Kinkade prints are art.

    Really? Reboots of classics are art in the same way that a 2017 Mustang is a reboot of the 64 1/2 Mustang. Or the 69 Fastback

    There is very little in the way of Film Art left in the industry. And you wonder why we don't want to go to the theaters to see your "art"

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  41. Too expensive and 30 mins of adverts by necronom426 · · Score: 1

    I used to go to the cinema maybe every month or two, but then the price went from the 'Early Bird' cheap ticket that was about £4, to a ludicrous £11. The adverts went from about 12 minutes to about half an hour.

    What possible incentive does this give me to go? None. None incentive. Incentive to the value of none.

    I only go these days when something like a Terminator, Alien, or Star Wars film is released.

  42. MCU oversaturation, mutant lives don't matter by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    I'll go to the movies again when there's one that's not a superhero movie. Maybe sometime in 2019.

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    1. Re:MCU oversaturation, mutant lives don't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll go to the movies again when there's one that's not a superhero movie. Maybe sometime in 2019.

      Go see Suicide Squad. It's not a superhero movie.

    2. Re:MCU oversaturation, mutant lives don't matter by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      There are 22 movies on in my local cinema right now. Not a single superhero movie. Have you ever actually considered looking at what movies are out?

    3. Re: MCU oversaturation, mutant lives don't matter by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's a reformed supervillian movie. That's completely different!

    4. Re:MCU oversaturation, mutant lives don't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At 2019 the reboots of the todays superhero movies and their sequels start to emerge..

  43. I appreciate the sentiment by chubs · · Score: 2

    I know a lot of people don't like the theater, but I appreciate Cameron's sentiment: If you want people to give you money, give them something nobody else can. It's the same argument I make to people who call me a "bad consumer" for buying used cars. If car companies want me to buy a new car, they need to offer me something that I can't get out of a used car. Unfortunately, The car fundamentally hasn't changed much since Ford's time. Sure, they added fuel injection, A/C and newer sound systems, but there's really no innovation. I buy a new computer every few years, but that's because new computers do stuff my old one couldn't. If his recommendation for fighting piracy is "Offer something that pirates can't provide", I'm all in.

  44. Funny how.. by Berkyjay · · Score: 1

    ..James Cameron is still worth $700 million despite all this rampant piracy.

    1. Re:Funny how.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all fairness, it's easy to point out those who are pulling in the cash and claiming that and industry is doing fine. It's like saying that working at Walmart must be great because C. Douglas Mcmillon is pulling in droves of cash...

      The problem is that as less and less producers have the funds to create movies the more movies are going to become formulaic adventures into the doldrums. You need to be willing to pony up a few bucks to let the kids with crazy ideas get a shot at showing you what they can do. They're out there, you're just not going to find them at Cinemark. Just like music, if you only spent time in Tower Records or the WalMart bins you were going to miss out on a lot of great stuff. Support small arts by buying their product instead of going out to see Avatar 6. You may not get the best experience but you might be surprised.

  45. Movie theatre? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I havent been to one of those in 15 years!

  46. Two words for you: by CaptnCrud · · Score: 2

    Alamo Drafthouse.

    They server beer, kids are not allowed, and they will boot your ass out if you talk or whip out your cell phone.

    1. Re:Two words for you: by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Nobody ever forgets the Alamo Drafthouse when there is a article about movie theaters. However if their business model is so great why is there not one of these in every city in the US.

      There's a place similar to this my city, (craft beer, no kids) but it is tiny and they do not show new movies. I assume that the AMC/Cinemark/Regal oligarchy has priced them out. It is also sadly located in the hipster capital of the region, so I almost never go there.

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  47. My local theater is pretty nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and a beer is cheaper than a soda. But a $1.50 surcharge on every ticket I buy (since you must have a reservred seat, and the theater only sells thorugh Fandango, or at the door and you get whatever seat is left) and 45 minutes of advertisements before a 90 minute movie - no. They've made the theaters clean and enjoyable, and then shit all over the experience with ads ("This new, exclusive content provide by Chipotle").

    This is why I put a ten foot screen in my playroom, so I don't have to put up with all this shit.

  48. small platform ? by Simulant · · Score: 1

    A 60" flat screen from 10 feet away is not that small.. and they are relatively cheap. I've got a 100" projection screen in the basement that only runs 720p but still looks pretty damn good. The popcorn is way cheaper.

    I rarely go to the theater any more and when I do I tend to go empty ones.... matinees or movies that have been out for a while. When I saw The BFG in 3D a few weeks ago we were the only people in the theater. As for 3D filling up theaters, IMO, 3D is quickly forgotten after the first 10 minutes. Its fun but it's not required.

  49. Theater Shmeater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm... when I want to watch something I could sit in my comfy chair 4 feet from my 60 inch TV which is connected to cable and my PC, in a room free of smelly, loud, rude, view-obscuring, aisle-filling people and with a floor that isn't sticky, and have easy access to my own private kitchen, bathroom and all the other amenities of home. But oh ya, I gotta have that theater experience because it's just such a thrill... pfft.

    I haven't gone out to see a movie in over 4 years and I have no desire to change that.

    Fuck $10 per-person per-showing tickets.
    Fuck $10 popcorn.
    Fuck $10 drinks.
    Fuck $20 candy.

  50. Lower the food price and show price a bit by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Lower the food price and show price a bit.

    You have to try realy hard to beat the big screen sound with a full Dolby Atmos or DTS:X setup with a super big screen.

    But this shit of $15 per person + $1 3D up change. Also $4.50 a coke??

  51. Matter of Interpretation by Jfetjunky · · Score: 2

    Of course he has to say something about piracy, being so heavily vested in the film industry. But all the things you guys and gals are mentioning (I hope) is exactly what he's talking about. Just as you explain, who in their right mind would want to go to a movie theater instead of staying at home when it's $12 for the ticket. Plus super high prices for everything else, gross floors, inconsiderate people, etc. In fact, we SHOULD blame the theaters some, as it is quite obvious they are simply resting on the movie industry's policies of allowing them fist dibs at movies. Forcing those who desire to see the movie to endure their BS practices. However, I have noticed an uptick in theaters who have done a 180 to this. Around here, we have quite a few theaters that are no more expensive than the crappy, run of the mill places, and they offer nice leather reclining seats, food and drink service including full bar, online ticket sales with seat reservations, etc. And they WILL boot you if you don't turn of your phone or keep your trap closed. And when you don't feel like you are being bent over with no other choice but to abstain, it IS kind of fun. Hopefully it will catch on more.

  52. Same as always ... by jxander · · Score: 2

    You can never compete with piracy on price, so you compete in other areas.

    I pay for movies and music from Netflix, Amazon, red box, etc. because the service is better. They're instantly available, I'll never get a bad torrent, never have missing subtitles or the wrong song mislabeled. I pay for games through Steam, GoG and Humble for similar reasons.

    I'll gladly spend the money if the service is worth it, and I'm clearly not alone. Right now, this is where movies are failing. There's nothing of value provide by a theatre that's drastically better than watching at home.

    The seats aren't any more comfortable than my couch, and the viewing angles are very hit and miss in the theatre. The food isn't any better than what I can whip up at home. The audio/visual, while certainly bigger, doesn't push an appreciably better quality than my home setup. And, perhaps most fundamentally, the quality of product on screen has declined dramatically.

    Why the hell would I go see Ghostbusters or Star Trek in a theatre, when I already have a BETTER Ghostbusters and Star Trek on the shelf at home??

    If James Cameron wants to get butts in seats, they need to fix both problems. Make better movies, and display them in better theatres. Then, maybe, you can combat piracy with "The Theater Experience."

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  53. Produce a better product by nadass · · Score: 1

    Most films these days are not worth the price of admission! Add all other factors (from parking to concessions and gun violence) and there's no "social experience" which can make the product (film) any better.

    Some theater companies are making solid efforts (IMAX, table seating, adult drinks), but even James is guilty of producing crappy movies not worth the price of piracy... much less the price of admission.

  54. Sums it up by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    US ticket sales have been declining for years, masked by increasing ticket prices. Revenue is expected to soon turn south as well, as the home theatre experience continues to improve relative to cost. World wide theatre ticket revenue is still increasing, especially in China, but for how long?

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  55. OR... stop gouging people at the gate and counter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's why I don't go anymore

  56. Miserable product by Moof123 · · Score: 1

    DVD's and Blu-Rays are rife with crap I can't readily skip through. So I mash at a bunch of buttons till I get past the falsely advertised "Fast-Play" previews. Now frustrated I get to my movie.

    Or I go to the movie theater and end up pay $25 for the early bird special for the three of us, smuggle in some snacks, suffer through 20 minutes of previews and faux newsy crap (or get bad seats if I come later). Good movies are crowded, and cell phone glow is a frequent distraction. Theaters are not much better/worse than in my youth, but they sure feel like they price gouge worse than I remember.

    So yeah, we buy just a few movies per year, and go to only 2-3 in the theaters a year. Pirates clear out all the annoying crap, while law abiding citizens like me have to suffer through all the force fed marketing crap to see a movie I just paid through the nose for.

  57. Cinema by ledow · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For the first time in many many years, I went to the cinema to take my daughter to see the pet movie that just came out. I basically wrote it off in my head as cash spent to keep her quiet for a few hours.

    But because I did it in a rural theatre, and not the ones in the city, it was very different.

    It was dirt cheap to buy an entire "box" to ourselves in the theatre. I could book online in seconds. I did so, and then spotted the served-food section. I added on some popcorn and chips and other things. In total, for me and her in a private box, it came to less than I would pay for a child ticket in my own local cinema.

    We arrived, and there was nobody there. We grabbed tickets and walked straight into the theatre, no waiting around. A guy led us to our box. We had four seats to ourselves, an unobstructed view to the entire screen.

    There was barely anyone else in the theatre so no distractions. We still had the usual shite of tons of adverts but I was talking so didn't care. The food was brought to us and we were left alone when the movie started. We could hear, we could see, there were no disturbances, we had our own little table. It was great. The film, however, wasn't. But the experience is the best I've ever had in a cinema.

    However, that just doesn't scale. I realise that.

    I don't pirate. I have loads of purchased content on Amazon (including Prime), Google Play, etc. as well as my own library. Because it's one-click, play anywhere, download for offline, share with family. It's simple. The biggest problem is price online (£7.99 for Ghostbusters II, the original Terminator, etc.? Fuck off).

    But if you could combine decent prices, decent content (even old movies at the right price) and the experience I got from that cinema, I'd go every week.

    As it is, before that, I went for The Imitation Game (personal hero, movie was worth the money, the cinema wasn't). Before that? I can't even remember. Probably the original Independence Day.

    Fix the experience, it doesn't cost ANYTHING to do that, fix the shit on show (including old re-runs at really cut-down prices if you want to fill the cinema in the week and weird hours, and empty screens on the evening), but also scrap crap adverts, horrible people in cinemas, stupendous prices, and utter shite "remakes" (everything post Aliens in that franchise, for instance, Mr Cameron).

    Fuck the 3D. Fuck the Dolby super-whatever-sound. Fuck the "movie start time is 15 minutes after the time on the ticket" (literally, just tell me both, I'll still be there on time to get my food and beat the queues, but won't feel cheated), and fuck the "this movie won't be out on DVD until a year after it's never been played in a cinema" shite.

    Decent theatre, decent management of it, nice and easy, and a half-decent price. How can it cost less in a rural theatre to a city theatre, when national minimum wage applies to most of the staff?

    Outside of that, online availability everywhere, for the same (decent) price that drops over time, and isn't (like a recent Ghostbusters rental) butchered with all the original music cut (probably for contractual reasons, but fuck that shit), within a decent time of the movie being released.

    The most obstacles you insert between me pressing play or buying a ticket and watching the movie throughout unhindered, the more people will go elsewhere.

    1. Re:Cinema by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can it cost less in a rural theatre to a city theatre, when national minimum wage applies to most of the staff?

      Rent and Taxes on the property. You need a significantly higher volume of concession sales to make up for the difference (cinemas get little from the actual ticket sales).

      I enjoy my $5 Tuesdays at my local rural theatre. When I want IMAX I'll make the hour trip to the nearby city for that experience and pay ... $15 I think was the last ticket price.

    2. Re:Cinema by ledow · · Score: 1

      And in this cinema there were, at maximum, ten people.

      Every cinema near me in the city is packed to the rafters for every possible showing, even late at night.

      It doesn't add up. The rural ones should be more expensive.

    3. Re:Cinema by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference would be what the city council charges. One of my employers once looked for new office space. They found modern offices downtown; prewired LAN, office phone network, desks in place, filing cabinets, everything there and ready just like any out-of-town business park office block. The difference? Downtown had a nice panoramic view of the city, so they charged £100/square meter. Out-of-town charged £25/square meter.

  58. Movie theqater died long ago` by Sir+Holo · · Score: 2

    10-20 years ago, beforem torrenting moveis was a thing, comercial movie theaters essentially committed a slow suicide.

    Extra-high ticket prices.
    "Popcorn smell" pumped into the ventilation system (the chemical is known to cause lung damage).
    At least ten minutes of commercials preceding anything else.
    Commercials playing while you are waiting to the movie to "begin"---I mean by that, commercials during seating time.
    10–15 minutes of previews that I don't need to see again.
    No "good" seats left if you are smart enough to come in 30 minutes "late" to the film.
    An extra charge for assigned seating, just in case you don't like being forced to watch commercials.
    Crying babies.
    Idiots on their cell phones – the whole movie through.

    And so on.

    I will go to art-house theaters because they have no bullshit. They also usually play great movies. Big-chain commercial theaters? Less than 10 times over the past 20 years.

    The asked for it, and they got it.

    1. Re:Movie theqater died long ago` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Popcorn smell" pumped into the ventilation system

      Link please. I worked at a major theater chain 10 years ago and this did not happen. Possible another chain did it - link plz.

    2. Re:Movie theqater died long ago` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theatres don't use diacetyl. That costs a lot more than what they actually use to flavour popcorn, flavacol and coconut oil for the scent (which, ironically, also costs too much, so most theatres use wannabe flavacol and rapeseed oil). Seriously, someone who owns a theatre will be happy to corroborate this. But if you don't believe me, just ask them at the counter. Hell, they'll probably show you how they make a batch. The good theatres will take a stick of hardened coconut oil full of colourant (probably beta carotene), throw that in the pot with bulk popcorn, and will add a scoop of yellow powder (which is flavacol). The cheap ones will pour a couple of cups of oil out of a foodservice "canola" oil container, add in some other yellow salt, and add popcorn. Same result, but now the smell sucks.

      If you're wondering what's in flavacol, it's salt and yellow dye. That's it. Not even iodine. The only special things it has over table salt are the yellow dye and the extremely fine grind. Call Gold Medal up and ask them if there's diacetyl in it. There isn't. Have some tested, you'll find they didn't lie.

      Heck, if you still don't believe it, make a batch of popcorn up yourself with some uncoloured coconut oil from a health food store, and some fine ground plain white sea salt (so you don't get any iodine ruining the flavour). Guess what, it will smell the same as the theatre stuff and taste the same too. It'll just be white.

      Honestly, for all the hate that theatre popcorn gets, it's pretty hard to go much more natural other than to remove the yellow colouring. It's just an unhealthy set of natural ingredients, is all. :P

      The reason you can smell "popcorn" (really just the oil) smell throughout the theatre is it's oil. It goes on patrons hands and then ends up ground into the furniture. Also, those massive cookers being used to pump out tons of popcorn every hour aerosolize it and then it lands on everything.

    3. Re:Movie theqater died long ago` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was astonished to learn that most cinema seating in the US is not booked. In the UK, if you book a film in advance you get assigned a seat - and that seat is available whatever time you show up (barring numpties ignoring it or getting it wrong). It's that simple.

      If you show up on the day, you still get assigned a seat or told there's none available.

      Anyway. Cameron is right. The cinema "experience" is everything. Not even big screens and sound systems will save them as BIG SCREENS and MEGASOUND will soon be standard in homes. You can't funnel people into a cattle truck, block them off from outside world (devices included), treat them like criminals and then wipe their memories when they leave. We should not allow corporations to get their fingers into every device on the planet JUST IN CASE it records or plays copyrighted content - nor can they, in reality.

      They have to sell the cinema as a crowd experience and a night out - very soon it's only thing that will be different from watching a film at home.

    4. Re:Movie theqater died long ago` by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      I mis-remembered the list of fake scents that stores are being hard-sold by marketers to pump scents into their air. Popcorn was not on the list.

      A disease called "popcorn lung" is real, but that is from an ingredient in microwave popcorn, not hot-oil popped.

    5. Re:Movie theqater died long ago` by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      See my reply to other person, above.

      Many scents are pumped into stores, etc., but not diacetyl.

  59. Eh? by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 1

    The only movie I can think of that I really enjoyed the theater experience "recently" was Gravity in IMAX because that was probably the only way to really experience the movie. Avatar probably would have been a better visual experience but I was in the first couple of rows and it wasn't so awesome (beyond the lousy script).

    I can't think of anything else I've seen that I left and said it was a great decision to go see it in theaters. Not that it was a bad experience - I've seen a lot of movies in theaters in the last year but they were usually mostly empty because of when and where I go (always early matinees and now a dumpier theater) and that is great. However, I get that experience at home too with all the perks of being at home.

    Maybe Hollywood should find ways to cut costs so I can watch something at home in an affordable capacity and still make the money they would like.

    1. Re:Eh? by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      I rather enjoy the community aspect of going to the movies. The Rocky Horror Picture Show absolutely must be seen in a theater. The experience is highly dependent on the crowd. I was lucky and saw it at the midnight matinee at my college campus theater. It was a real eye-opener.

      My girlfriend and I saw Do the Right Thing in a suburb of Boston and I swear we were the only white people in the theater. As the tension heated up on screen, I thought "we're not getting out of here alive." Of course, nothing happened. Nobody paid us any attention. But I learned something about myself that I wouldn't have watching it at home.

      I saw this Pink Floyd concert movie in a local mall and there were maybe eight other people in the theater, all of them smoking pot. It was a very mellow afternoon.

      I can't say I've ever had a bad experience in a theater. Of course, if you go see a G rated movie there's going to be kids running around going crazy. But what did you expect?

  60. One small problem.... by DMJC · · Score: 1

    How exactly is Mr Cameron proposing that Cinemas compete with 82-100" UHD TVs? The cinema only goes up to 4-8K resolution currently. You can get screens that'll do that in your house which are gigantic. The cinema has already lost all of its advantages. The 82" TVs are going to crash in price within 3-5 years.

  61. Stupid people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No boat no pirate.

    Sharing is sharing period. If somebody has time to be mr or mrs downloader and watches something cool, they tell people who don't have time to do it and they just go watch it. That is more people than would have just jacked off or played video games or whatever.

    Fucking Jews. Their religion is only law. They write shit down and say DO THIS.

  62. FIFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Theater Experience is the cause of Piracy.

    -FIFY

  63. One Other Drawback of the Cinema by sehlat · · Score: 1

    I'm hearing-challenged, to put it with political correctness. I can still hear, but I frequently miss words midst the background noise of the music and sound effects.

    Every subtitling system for theaters requires you to focus your vision to within a couple of feet of your eyes to read the subtitles, and then jump back to follow the movie. I can testify that about 20 minutes of this bouncing back and forth leaves the eye muscles feeling boiled in oil.

    At home, the subtitles are at the exact same focus distance as the TV screen, for some funny reason, and I can follow the story in complete comfort and read the subtitles as I do.

    The theater, at least for me, has become a place I go to only when my family insists on it. I can preview whether I want to rent the DVD and follow the dialogue: at home.

  64. Idiots, Ads and Disrespect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I pay a premium to see a movie at a cinema.

    For it I get:
    a seat that MIGHT be in a comfortable position to watch the movie.
    at least 20-25 minutes of advertisements after the movie 'start time'
    overpriced snacks
    noisy people nearby
    seat kickers

    I went and saw a movie last weekend at a cinema. last time I will - when the cinema operators feel that half an hour of your time wasted on stuff that isn't the movie is acceptable, they're disrespecting theatre goers.

  65. Thought the title meant something else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it said that James Cameron had an experience in a theater that turned out to be key to containing piracy. That might have been interesting.

    Could we all stop calling a theater visit a theater experience, starting a computer program a software experience, and so on? It is inherent to doing things to experience what you do, that word doesn't need to be repeated all the time. It doesn't even say what it actually is that one is doing, it reduces the expressiveness of language to something similar to those little blue guys who constantly say 'smurf' when they mean something else.

  66. Not so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Experience depends on the theater, I have been to a few in the last few years. Here is why it's not the best experience.
    1. Cell phones
    2. Blurry screens.
    3. Less conformable seats than decades ago.
    4. Big Giant Red Exit signs, that by the way makes it to the screen, and puts a red glare on the screen, um, that didn't used to happen.
    5. You have to buy the tickets in the concession area, and you might not even get a ticket.
    6. They used to start the commercials at the time of the movie, now they start the movie at the time, and start the commercials before the time the movie starts.
    7. Too loud of sounds system, if I have to wear earplugs, and peoples kids start crying, it's too loud.
    8. If you call a movie theater, you can no longer speak to a human, you get a automated message.
    9. The carpet in new movie theaters look like a poor mans carpet.
    10. No more velvet ropes, whoever runs the fastest, gets there first.
    11. No more ticket takers, so I can just walk from movie to movie, since I don't have a ticket, wait that is a bonus, I can watch all the movies I want, and don't have to prove I have a ticket.
    I am sure I could think of other reasons. Oh 10 dollars for a movie ticket, and 3 dollars for 3d, and no 3D for the movies that count.

  67. Interval by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It all went down hill once they removed the interval from the movie. Other than being able to show more movies why would you get rid of that? I used to love stretching my legs half way into the movie. Plus if it is crap it is also a good chance to look at the weather outside and decide to catch some rays!

  68. Price by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    If feeling like you got raped in the ass for $12 per ticket is his way of "theater experience" then he can keep it to himself. If on the other had you want to minimize piracy greatly make the movie available on DVD/BR/Download (cross platform) on the same day for $20 and $10 a couple months later and then say $5 a year later.

    I'd buy the movie for $20 with no issues and I'd probably buy 10-20 new ones per year so I can watch at home.

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  69. I agree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For one someone understands it. I can't afford to have the nice iMAX big screen in my house. I love the big screen and the big sounds and the whole going out to the movies thing. I typically get a bit of minor depression because of lost opportunity when I did not get to see a movie I like on the big screen at least once.

    Now, I do have alot of problems with the movie theater of course. My strategy is to come in on a Tuesday night or something like that, when the movies are not filled with people and the smell is down. I'm just not the type of person that will go to the movies on the opening night because I just don't like massive crowds.

    I work in a design position in a factory in a medium wealth area in upstate NY. When I talk to regular working class people the #1 complaint they have about the movie theater is pricing.. even with some of the engineers. What they will do is either see it in "red box" some time after the release for like 5$, or go to a drive in movie. One guy likes the drive in because you can get to see two movies back to back for one price.

    I compare going to the movies to a fireworks show. Sure you can watch one on tv... but its pretty shit in comparison. There is also the whole psychological enjoyment of "going out" too, that is to experience something in a new environment is to experience it differently.

    1. Re:I agree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would add too that I do not see the movie theater as a social experiance. I enjoy talking to people before or after the movie, but typically I will go alone.

      Why? I see it like this, for instance with Avatar. They claim the price was around 243 million dollars to make it. The movie is approximately 2.75 hours long. If you do the math it comes down to watching something that costs 1.43 million dollars per minute to make. For me thats inspiring that as a society we have enough resources and peace for something like this to be made.

      And with some movies you know that the real price is much higher because people work passionately... so long hours unpaid over time etc. Take for instance all that effort JC took to edit the color of the wall in the movie Titanic.

      I'm paying like 15$ to see something that runs at 1.43 million dollars a minute. OK... its not as cool as watching a super nova but I can live with it.

    2. Re:I agree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And with movies I am not really interested in snacks, service or terribly comfortable seating (though leg room is real nice!). I go there to be audio and visually bombared with high end equipment .

        I am typically in state of high focus. I typically also tend to actually eat a much lighter meal prior to going to the movies, as I feel that large meals/snacks/etc are kind of sedating. At home I have actually gotten a WOODEN chair to sit on when I was watching some movie that I thought was crazy awesome, in order to enhance my alertness. I kind of see it like a first date mentality... if I am tired.. or over stimulated.. or generally unrelaxed then I will enjoy the movie less.

      I actually this is a problem associated with big releases. In some cases being there to see it and anticipating some release date is exciting in its own right, but in other times the situation emerges where you can get dragged in to the movies by your excited friends when you are just not feeling it (and don't even get me started on how much less enjoyable films are when you are sleep deprived!) .. and then you do not appreciate the movie.

      In my opinion there is a bit of a artificial pressure put on by advertisers being all pushy with all the release date glamour.. I know that you should be an adult and make your own decisions but still..

  70. FTFY, Mr. Cameron! by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

    What James Cameron should have said:

    Cameron believes that having first-run movies in the home will stop people heading off to the cinema, the place where advertisers make the cinema experieince more and more like the TV-in-your-livingroom experience. "The biggest impetus toward piracy is still the ongoing destruction of the sanctity of the viewing experience in a movie theater -- when it comes to advertisements," he says... Interestingly, Cameron also says that if piracy somehow became legal and download speeds were drastically improved, viewing content outside the theatrical setting would become preferable to the car-ad-laden, trivia-quiz-infested crapfest that is the modern cinema experience. "You may be watching [movies] on a small platform, but at least you have some measure of control over your environment," he explains.

    It used to be that every once in a while the smell of Kentucky Fried Chicken would get the better of me and I'd plunk down a few bucks; then the food tasted like shit, I had indigestion and buyer's remorse, and I'd swear off the stuff. Finally I learned my lesson, and I never eat KFC any more. For me, going to a cinema is increasingly like eating KFC.

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  71. I used to hate the theater by kimvette · · Score: 1

    I used to hate watching movies in the theater.
    First, the movie would be invariably out of focus - but the advert projector they play before the movie would be in perfect focus.
    Secondly, the seating sucked - but that has improved in recent years. It isn't as comfy as home, but at least now I get more legroom than an airline seat.
    Third, the sound systems used to totally suck. Now, they've gotten much, much better. I still much prefer my own sound system but theater sound is actually quite good now.
    Lastly... the sticky floors and all the trash left behind by the fucking slobs who sat there previously. WTF, people! Clean up after yourselves - if not out of concern for others, but to prove that you don't completely lack all sense of class and self-respect.

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    The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
  72. How about better serve consumer? by lapm · · Score: 1

    Best way to fight piracy? Make streaming service that's affordable and has all the damn movies. i happily pay some money to have access to massive archive of old movies as well. BTW thats service that docent exists.

  73. Advertising by Richard+Bannister · · Score: 1

    I went to a movie earlier this week.

    The show was prefixed by twenty-six minutes of advertising and trailers.

    Cutting that back would be a major step to improving the customer experience at theaters.

    --
    http://www.themeparks.ie
  74. Too loud! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to turn down the volume at theaters. It is WAY TOO LOUD! I have to bring ear plugs. Hence I see a film in a theater about once a year. I'd love to go more, but it is too uncomfortable. Same is sadly true of concerts. Everyone is deaf these days.

  75. Show off their craft? by thogard · · Score: 1

    The movies I enjoy in a real theater tend to be very bad movies. I sometimes go to the Astor in Melbourne and their current calendar has Mothra, The Thing, and Videodrome. They are running a double feature with Wrath of Kahn and Beyond where I expect the audience will be more interesting than what is on the screen. They also do good movies but I'm less likely to go to them but their screening of the Shine might be interesting since there will be a Q&A session with the producer, director and screen writer. The place sells beer and has strict no talking policies for most movies. They also do sing alongs like Meaning of Life and Rocky Horror.

  76. Meh by easyTree · · Score: 1

    Home theatre is best. 4K projector. Comfy seats. Better quality snacks. Free parking. No need to be deafened due to whichever failure in determining the appropriate speaker outputs.

    1. Re:Meh by Scroatzilla · · Score: 1

      Yup. I'll never forget the first time I clicked play after hooking up my 5.1 surround and widescreen LCD and throwing From Dusk Till Dawn in the DVD player. That was an "aha" moment of realizing that there truly wasn't anything missing from my home viewing environment anymore. To me, it's "nice" to go to the theater once in a while as simply an activity to get out and do something-- arriving 20 minutes late, of course, to skip the ads and trailers.

  77. The cinema experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had good and bad experiences in Cinemas; Some tips that I have picked up over the years:

    Arrive 15 minutes late - This gives you time to buy any food, get the tickets and get to your seat in just in time to miss all the adverts. If you don't buy food and use on-line ordering, 30 minutes.

    Pick the smaller/harder to get to Cinema - There are 2 cinemas near me; One is on a major road accessible by public transport. This cinema is full of obnoxious loudmouthed kids who talk, throw popcorn and are generally a PITA. The other cinema is only accessible by car and 1 bus which, to this day I don't know where you can get on it other than at this cinema. It mostly visited by adults who can drive and families. This people have a much lower arsehole rating.

    Don't see the film in the week of first release - Go the week after: There will be less people watching the film.

  78. Re:The Theater Experience not so much by tflf · · Score: 1

    Add the audience members engaged in mindless conversation, running "critical" commentary about what is on the screen, rampant cell phone use - talking, texting, and playing games. Sorry James Cameron, the reality of modern "theater experience" is part of the problem. not the solution.

  79. Preserve the experience. by thevirtualcat · · Score: 1

    How to enable to movie theaters to compete:

    1. Make in-home screens larger than 42 inches illegal.
    2. Make in-home audio systems with more than two speakers illegal.
    3. Make fast forward/skip and rewind/back buttons illegal.
    4. Start embedding random phone ringing, talking and infant screeching in the audio tracks of Bluray and DVD.
    5. Require that home systems 1% chance making a curtain appear in front of the left and right edges of the picture. (Make sure it's time based so restarting won't fix it.)
    6. Require that home systems digitally add film scratches and artifacts when playing older movies.

    With all these perfectly reasonable requests implemented, people should start seeing the value in coming to the theater more. Anything less is a dire threat to the world economy and entertainment industry, both of which are very clearly on the brink of collapse because of criminals who have been allowed to brazenly pirate elements of proprietary theater designs into so-called "home theater systems."

  80. Movie theaters already greeded themselves to death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I quit going to the movies when they started abusing consumers by showing commercials before the film. ~20 years ago.
    Many of us grew up understanding that commercials are what supports commercial broadcast TV. We also know that our money is what pays for a movie theater experience.

    So when a movie theater takes your money and then decides to go for extra profit by showing you a pile of Jeep and Pepsi ads.. Yeah if you want to take those minutes of my life you can do like businesses do and pay me my billing rate for them.

    Sure, people with Stockholm syndrome will tell you things like "Those commercials are the only way the theater can make money!" (so concessions do not exist anymore?) or "Just show up late and get the worst seats in the house and you do not have to see the commercials!" (What a swell deal!). Those people have enough problems, I don't need to say more about them than that.

    So I have a wonderful couch, big screen plasma, and surround. The whole scum bag theater industry is dead to me now... Well OK I quit long before Star Wars ep1 due to commercials and only went to that because Lucas promised no theaters could show his movie with them.. and for that I got Jar Jar.

    and as every time I say this, some "special" person will always argue "What do you have against trailers?!". I'm talking about TV ads before your movie. Trailers are always great.. well if they are a good trailer.

  81. Poor James Cameron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    James Cameron has determined that he does not have enough money yet. Therefore, he has decided what everyone else needs to do to make him richer.

  82. James Cameron, sadly, is a fool. by jon.thome · · Score: 1

    How could anyone NOT want to watch a movie at home? Even Cineopolis cannot come close to the enjoyment I get from watching at home without the disgusting general public crowded around me. That last bit was mean but also true. Many of you are disgusting and do not know how to conduct yourselves during quiet, no-cell phone time type events. Theaters need to die just like Tower Records and Blockbuster did. The only time I think its worth going to a public venue is to watch a live performance and even then only if I have "good" seats.

  83. The true future is VR theater. by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    I have an HTC vive. The VR experience lets me have a theater sized screen in my house. Not quite the quality of the real thing but close enough.

    I have no fucking intention of buying 10$ POPCORN, it's POPCORN. The prices for the movie a reasonable, 12-15$.

    The experience typically includes going to the concession stands, which normally is enjoyable, but for two people to get some snacks worth about 2$ and see a movie. it's a 50$ expense. This is why I don't go.

    If the prices were reasonable and not super gouging, I'd go for the experience, for the fun of going with friends, but now it's more expensive then a decent restaurant.
    The only thing I go to now is the drive in theater out here, it's the last one, I want it to stay, I buy their food, and they also have way more reasonable prices.