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BBC To Deploy Detection Vans To Snoop On Internet Users (telegraph.co.uk)

product_bucket writes: The BBC has been given permission to use a new technology to detect users of the iPlayer who do not hold a TV license. Researchers at University College London have apparently developed a method to identify specially crafted "packets" of data over an encrypted Wi-Fi link without needing to break the underlying encryption itself. TV Licensing (the fee-collecting arm of the BBC) has said the practice is under regular scrutiny by independent regulators, but declined to elaborate on how the technique works. Dr Miguel Rio, a computer network expert who helped to oversee the doctoral thesis, said: "They actually don't need to decrypt traffic, because they can already see the packets. They have control over the iPlayer, so they can ensure that it sends packets at a specific size, and match them up. They could also use directional antennae to ensure they are viewing the Wi-Fi operating within your property." The BBC has been given such authority through the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act.

212 comments

  1. Shhh, nobody tell the BBC about ethernet cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    (But *do* tell all the idiots out there who play multiplayer online games on wifi)

    1. Re:Shhh, nobody tell the BBC about ethernet cables by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2
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  2. Two bugs (at least!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    First off, Ethernet. Now that it's known, it's easily defeated.

    Secondly, false positives. Now that hackers know what they're looking for, these will be trivially easy to implement: just send whatever traffic with the packet-size signature, and people will look like they're using iPlayer when they are not.

    1. Re:Two bugs (at least!) by tepples · · Score: 1

      On another forum, I have noticed a sharp rise in the number of users who claim to have no ready access to a PC. What major smartphones and tablets support Ethernet?

    2. Re:Two bugs (at least!) by lgw · · Score: 1

      All of them? Or has Apple reached the point yet where their phones have no ports left at all?

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    3. Re:Two bugs (at least!) by tepples · · Score: 1

      I acknowledge not having rigorously defined 'supports'. Without one of these USB OTG or Lightning NICs that you linked, a device does not support Ethernet. So let me ask a second question:

      What fraction of smartphone and tablet users own a compatible NIC?

    4. Re:Two bugs (at least!) by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      I acknowledge not having rigorously defined 'supports'. Without one of these USB OTG or Lightning NICs that you linked, a device does not support Ethernet. So let me ask a second question:

      What fraction of smartphone and tablet users own a compatible NIC?

      I don't know what the number is in England, but I expect that that fraction is about to distinctly increase. Not all devices do support USB OTG at least, but the fraction of those in use are going to drop either way--if nothing else, as they age out, though this might help accelerate the process.

    5. Re:Two bugs (at least!) by beelsebob · · Score: 2

      You're kidding yourself. If you think people are going to go "you know what, I want to watch iPlayer illegally so badly that I'm going to go out and buy £100 network card for my device, that's of dubious reliability, then tether myself to right next to my router, or lay ethernet cables all around my house, rather than just paying the £145 license fee, or taking a risk that they might detect me." then you're truly on the next level of insanity.

    6. Re:Two bugs (at least!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a compatible NIC will be cheaper than even one year of the BBC license.

    7. Re: Two bugs (at least!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bit-torrent.

    8. Re:Two bugs (at least!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without one of these USB OTG or Lightning NICs that you linked, a device does not support Ethernet.

      I hate to tell you this but wifi and your phone's transmission uses ethernet frames. Maybe not over a wire but yes ethernet is the basis of wireless transmission too.

    9. Re:Two bugs (at least!) by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      just send whatever traffic with the packet-size signature, and people will look like they're using iPlayer when they are not.

      You seem to have missed the point that the BBC can control the packet size of their iPlayer packets in real time. It is their service, after all. And the service is free to use for people who have paid their TV license - which are part of the Ts&Cs you signed up to. Personally, I don't object to paying £145.50/year for four advertising-free TV channels and I-don't-know-how-many advertising-free radio channels. It beats the approximately £550/year that a basic service from Sky for advertising-laden shite costs.

      The linked article hypothesises (but doesn't actually state that it knows) that the technique uses detection of packet sizes. If that's the case, then I'd envision the detector van rolling up to a premises whose address is not on the list of addresses that have a TV license (if they have a license, move on to next address) and DF-ing the router, then contacting the iPlater control room to get a list of packet-size sequences that will be sent out in the next 5 minutes. Then turn on the wifi traffic logger until the evidence is captured - or not. If one test gets a hit, repeat a couple of times, log the evidence, and send to the Enforcement people.

      When I was still on dial-up internet and did not have a TV, I used to enjoy taunting the Enforcement people by refusing to let them into the house. For some reason, they always turned up on a dark and stormy night - presumably because by standing there and dripping at me, they could get invited inside "to discuss the matter" - at which point they could conduct a search and seize operations. But they didn't have powers to require entry. It was more fun than pulling the wings off flies, and more ethically defensible.

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  3. Good luck. by mr_jrt · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it'll be quite obvious when I notice the cat5 snaking up from a parked van to my wired network. :)

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    1. Re:Good luck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      cat5 kills the mouse4

    2. Re:Good luck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Resulting a deadmau5.

    3. Re:Good luck. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course, I remember the old days. BBC and a bailiff come with a knock on the door of our squat.

      "We are here to deliver notice of operating an unlicensed television, and register collection of a license fee." Mind you, the license fee in those day were less than 145 quid, but despite all, we were skint and didn't have it.

      Well, I insisted we were exempt, 'cos the telly was free, left behind in the flat before we came - and for good reason! The only button that worked was for ITV.

      I tried to demonstrate this to the assembled officials by summarizing the most recent "Lady Loves Milk Tray" and just how funny it would be, if the secret agent had been revealed in closing shot to be Leonard Rossiter.

      We were delivered a bailiff's notice to pay the fee or surrender the telly. I'm pretty sure that that was the beginning of the MDMA period, come to think.

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    4. Re:Good luck. by Aaden42 · · Score: 1

      Cats you say? That's when they send out the cat detector vans. Can pinpoint a pur at 400 yards!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5MnyRZLd8A

  4. simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't use wifi!

    1. Re: simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah rewire my whole house just for the BBC. Better solution, don't use the BBC and scrap mandatory licence fees.

  5. Privacy? Fuck you. by Mashiki · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the BBC just proved that they need to be completely destroyed they just handed their anti-BBC crowd the ammunition to do it. Bet it won't take more then a few weeks before people start making honeypots to bait them, and wouldn't that be very fun to see in court.

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    1. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      But Your Honour... They were transmitting data in packets of... 1024 bytes! What are the odds of a computer system using such an arbitrary number?

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    2. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Tory policy since Thatcher has been to squeeze and mis-manage public services deliberately until the public tips in favour of privatisation. If you don't think this fucking ridiculous claim is an extension of that, you're either young or have newly immigrated.

    3. Re: Privacy? Fuck you. by Z00L00K · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The BBC needs more Clarkson and less political correctness.

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    4. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has been the case for many decades. I remember years ago hearing about the alleged BBC detection trucks that could detect if people had unlicensed players. I doubt that was true as you can't detect a radio like that, a TV might be possible because the CRT emits a ton of stuff, but I always suspected that it was a scare tactic to trick people into paying for their use.

    5. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by NotAPK · · Score: 2

      Super heterodyne receivers can actually be detected. This poster presentation may be of interest.

    6. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by NotAPK · · Score: 0

      Of course please don't conflate whether detecting radio receivers is possible, with the fiscal and politial implications of actually driving around and trying to detect unlicensed TVs. Here are some comments and in my opinion, the "TV Detection Van" story is an urban legend being resurrected in today's age to maintain compliance with the BBC tax. It would be easier to just drop the charade and tax everyone to pay for the BBC. Fine, if you want them to be 100% independent, well there must already be a law that allows them to charge the TV license fee, so why not alter that to allow them to charge everyone in the country? Be much easier.

    7. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Honestly, while I'm not British, I do have to agree with the view that this is a half-assed way of having a public service--just tax everybody, if you're going to do it at all. Ignoring the fact that they are flat-out admitting to engaging to mass surveillance--and assuming their claims are the complete and accurate truth--it still raises some serious questions on if the BBC's programming needs to be changed if enough people can be caught by the vans to hit the break-even point.

      If the vans can't hit the break-even point? It's an unjustifiable waste of public money, and the fig leaf of justification for invading the public's privacy ought to depend on it not being that.

      Meanwhile, if the vans are doing anything other than exactly what they're claiming they're doing? It is an unjustifiable invasion of privacy, and we can know this precisely because they're not admitting to it.

      Personally? I figure it's not even going to be passing the 'does only what they claim it does' test, and wouldn't be in the least bit surprised if monitoring for people streaming vid is at the bottom of the vans' priorities...

    8. Re: Privacy? Fuck you. by Cederic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, they kept giving him shit for his supposed racism but keep putting out job ads that state 'no white people'.

      BBC are now cunts and although I still enjoy the programming more than other channels and greatly appreciate the lack of adverts, they need a proper fucking rebuild to eliminate the bigots.

    9. Re: Privacy? Fuck you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Germany precisely did just that in 2013. Before the ARD and the ZDF had a collection scheme just like the BBC and you could get out of paying simply by never opening the door to the agent of the GEZ, now EVERYBODY has to pay regardless whether they have a radio or a tvset or even a computer and regardless whether they watch or not. It is simple, if in Germany you ate registered with the municipality at a certain address, ARD and ZDF expect to get paid. The only thing that's left are still exemptions for the deaf and the blind. A cheerful Heil ARD! Heil ZDF! from Germany, may you soon say Heil BBC! as well.

    10. Re: Privacy? Fuck you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please provide urls for job adverts from BBC that state no white people cannot apply.

    11. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by flux · · Score: 1

      It should be painfully obvious that if your system repeats the same varying sequence of 1000 consecutive frame sizes the iPlayer sends (taking into account possible difference introduced by potentially different framing), you are receiving the signal. Or otherwise you should buy a lottery ticket.

    12. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The BBC already used vans to detect television receivers so this is no new affront. I doubt the FOX/Murdoch crowd will be able to pollute the minds of enough Brits to cause them to destroy one of their finest high profile institutions.

    13. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paranoia. If the British gov wished to spy on people they would not need vans. It would be cheaper and more effective to tie into the backbone. Also if they wished to use vans they could paint them British Telecom or some such and have no announcement of the BBC vans. The announcement will likely persuade a few people to go ahead and pay the tax. Quite possibly there are no vans.

    14. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whilst I'm not advocating what the BBC is doing, if they don't enforce licensing for pirating users, what incentive do others have to pay.

      It's not so much about breaking even, it's about not losing subscriptions.

    15. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      The point of the "vans" isn't to catch people but to intimidate people into getting a license.
      The idea that at any moment there could be a knock on the door.... That is what works.

      Of course having a database of every dwelling which has had a TV license previously and currently doesn't also helps ensure a brown envelope drops on the right door mats, for years.

      I've only once actually come across anybody having an inspector turn up on their doorstep. The fella who answered the door was a Hells Angel and he just told the inspector he didn't have a TV (it was on in the living room behind him).

      The inspector looked at curly started to say something, changed his mind and said that's ok then and went away ...

    16. Re: Privacy? Fuck you. by Cederic · · Score: 2

      The ads are no longer up, but:
      http://www.express.co.uk/news/...
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...
      http://www.breitbart.com/londo...
      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...

      Note those are from May. More recently:
      http://www.express.co.uk/news/...

      BBC are racist cunts, and the fuckwits modding me 'troll' can go chew on a brick.

    17. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      The point of the "vans" isn't to catch people but to intimidate people into getting a license.

      This is the right answer.

      The Beeb has had "TV detector vans" for generations, now, and they haven't had a single conviction of license evading solely through detector van evidence.

    18. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      If you think that the BBC is one of the finest and high profile institutions around, you spend too much time in news bubbles listening to things that only support your viewpoint. The fact that the BBS has been investigated multiple times for manufacturing the news and carrying a bias contrary to the truth should tell you a lot more.

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    19. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, (once the law has changed), it will be a legal requirement to have a TV license. Putting out a story suggesting that they will catch people who do not is, indeed, a low cost way of trying to avoid having to enforce the law through fines.

      It's also worth noting that the Telegraph is well known for it's daily hate technique of propaganda. Even a brief analysis of the technology suggests that what they are suggesting is going to happen, is actually quite hard to do.

    20. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Except the BBC is not funded by public money. They are funded by TV licences.

    21. Re: Privacy? Fuck you. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Yeah damn that political correctness. How dare people think that someone should be fired for punching a co worker. This is a celebrity we are talking about. Don't the bbc realise that common decency shouldn't apply to this upperclass?

    22. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the best way to deal with BBC goons.
      Go to the gym, get 50kg of muscle on you and cut body fat so that every muscle is seen.
      Put a tattoo on your chest of a skull with wings overlooking impaled people or something.
      And when the inspector knocks and you see it, adopt a rape face, tear off your shirt so that tat is seen, quickly pump yourself till you are red all over,
      and then open the door. Don't forget to use cockney accent, just to look more like an orc.

    23. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      having a database of every dwelling which has had a TV license previously and currently doesn't also helps ensure a brown envelope drops on the right door mats, for years.

      I moved house, let the old BBC licence shortly expire, and the old house was empty for nearly a year before I sold it. I'd go back to it once a week to pick up mail, and those brown envelopes soon arrived. They got increasingly hysterical about I was going to be visited and fined for having no licence. Then after about the third letter they'd stop and I'd hear nothing for a month. Then they'd start from the beginning again.

      I tried phoning them to say the house was empty but I was led round an automated circle for 20 minutes until a robot told me to use their website. The website told me to use the phone. I'd have written to them but was damned if I was going to pay for a stamp.

      They cannot have been using detector vans to find me as there was no TV there. I was probably the only house in a middle-class area without a licence - an easy target (they thought). I expect in an area of flats, squats and bed-sits, especially with a high immigrant population and some pit-bulll terriers around, they would not have bothered.

    24. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      the Telegraph is well known for it's daily hate technique of propaganda.

      I cannot see your problem with the Telegraph here. Seems to me they are just reporting what the BBC are saying, and if anything are uncomfortable with it.

    25. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Sure, in the same way that it's painfully obvious any packet using the expression "shake it off" is an infringement of copyright on a well-known pop song.

      Not only that, but to make this actually stand up in court against a technically competent argument by the other side, you would probably need to ensure that the iPlayer always sends some unusual and therefore distinctive sequence of packet sizes (which is far from a trivial issue if you're serving via HTML5 video, for example) so you have some sort of signature to look for. Then you would need to be able to recognise that signature in real world wireless traffic, in the presence of encryption, fragmentation, control traffic, and arbitrary other data being transferred between the same systems at the same time.

      Good luck with that. It would be like looking for needles in a haystack, when each needle was made by cutting and drying vegetable matter, and each needle had similar but slightly varying dimensions like hay, and you didn't know how many needles, if any, were actually there in the first place.

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    26. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite me not receiving broadcast, I have a TV licence. Reason being I believe the BBC was a worthy cause. I don't use the iplayer but will happily torrent any content I want (not that there's anything much the BBC provides any more that I'm that interested in). It's more a spurious moral justification for pirating the Pythons, Fawlty Towers, HHGTTG, and all the decent comedy they used to provide.

      Giving serious thought to changing my stance though, this is the type of jumped-up, intrusive, bureaucratic fuckwittery that really boils my piss.

      -disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.

    27. Re: Privacy? Fuck you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The BBC have been caught a number of times making up news.

    28. Re: Privacy? Fuck you. by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      The ads are no longer up, but: http://www.breitbart.com/londo...

      If Breitbart reported it it isn't true.

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    29. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      That's a bit like saying that schools aren't funded with public money because they're payed for with property taxes rather than income taxes. The TV license is a tax on anyone with the ability to receive BBC broadcasts, whether or not they actually watch the BBC (much less have entered into a true contract where they voluntarily agreed to pay for a license) and thus constitutes a form of public money.

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    30. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      False. The key difference is that taxes are pooled and then divided among programs. TV license for people who are capable of watching the BBC go to the BBC.

      That is a very huge difference in that the government doesn't fund the BBC and as such the loss of a TV license is irrecoverable money that won't magically be adjusted for in some parliamentary budget unlike your contrived school example.

    31. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      Not all taxes are pooled. For example, the TV license tax is earmarked for the BBC. It is not at all uncommon for taxes to be levied for a specific purpose (like funding the BBC) and on specific activities or circumstances (such as accessing iPlayer, or possessing TV receiving equipment).

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    32. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      All taxes are pooled. Being earmarked is part of the budgetary policy that can change. That's why a tax is different from a levy. Again the government does not fund the BBC AT ALL. It merely imposes a levy that is not part of any budget and the proceeds of that levy go direclty to the BBC.

      Not everything is a tax.

    33. Re:Privacy? Fuck you. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      --and assuming their claims are the complete and accurate truth--

      The linked article is in the Torygraph - not a very reliable source. And even they don't claim that the technical details are any more than speculation.

      If the vans can't hit the break-even point?

      "Vans" probably means two or three - just enogh that one can be under repair and the number on the street remains plural.

      The "break-even" isn't likely to be revenue raised > running cost. It's all about deterrence and being seen to deter. Having one or two cases per county per year (about one case per day) would get a local conviction into each local newspaper per year, which is probably sufficient to keep the licence fee compliance at an acceptably high rate.

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  6. England land of spies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only because you won a war thanks to spying on evil nazis doesnt mean you should spy on your own citizens.

  7. Ethernet by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just came to say what everyone else already has - I use ethernet for streaming so fuck you BBC!

    Although I don't watch it anyway - anything good appears on other streaming services eventually anyway and I'm long past caring about seeing things on day zero. I already get letters almost weekly telling me they are now in the last stages of their investigation (for not paying my license fee). They are welcome to visit anytime, but unless they have a warrant my answer to any of their questions will be " "

    1. Re:Ethernet by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually- surely this is bollocks anyway. If you can determine who's watching iplayer by looking at encrypted packets then surely encryption is broken? Anyone with more experience care to comment?

    2. Re:Ethernet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They actually don't need to decrypt traffic, because they can already see the packets. They have control over the iPlayer, so they can ensure that it sends packets at a specific size, and match them up."

      So they change the iPlayer packets to a specific unusual size and snoop around to see who's download packets of this exact size without a TV license.

    3. Re: Ethernet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like they are looking for patterns in data traffic. In order to save traffic and energy random waste traffic probably isn't used to protect against this kind of analysis.

    4. Re:Ethernet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The timing of the packets can convey information too. They don't need to look inside any packet if the servers send data in a particular timing pattern. Remember, the vans (if such things exist) only need to look at properties known to not have a license. If you live in a block of flats, you'll likely be covered by a neighbours license :p

      but yeah, it's bollocks

    5. Re:Ethernet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of their technique, as I understand from TFS, is that they don't need to break the encryption.

      They own the iPlayer, so they use this fact and craft the packets that the app sends and receives in a way that makes them recognisable by them even when encrypted, most likely using packet size but probably other methods as well. That way they can recognise use of iPlayer without ever decrypting your communications, which means they're (probably) not breaking any law. Or that's what they claim.

      If I were to do that, I'd use the packet length to encrypt a message, with each subsequent packet length holding a bit/byte of information and then reconstruct the message using all the packets. Then again, this implies that the connection doesn't stream the encrypted packets back to back without any delimitation.

      Though I think, and this is now complete speculation, that they might have to decrypt at least some of the traffic in order to split packets, which could possibly put them in legal trouble.

      Source of all this: I'm an enthusiast game dev who did some research in security and networking.

    6. Re:Ethernet by SilentChasm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All they need is enough packets generated by the playback of iPlayer content of various, known and non-standard sizes being transmitted to show that the user is watching it. It would be one thing if they just used a few packets, but if say 1000 packets of specific preset sizes were detected in a specific order and the sizes when translated into ASCII said "I am watching iPlayer, I love the BBC..." it would be pretty clear.

    7. Re:Ethernet by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 2

      I didn't pay for a licence for probably 5 years, telling them I had cut the cable and removed the antenna. The worst I ever got was a letter every year or so and one visit from the licence people. They came up, saw I had a TV and DVD player, and left. It was exactly what I told them they'd find.

      I didn't need the broadcast BBC content at that time, since there was pretty much nothing good on. DVDs and downloaded content were all I needed.

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    8. Re:Ethernet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is why everyone should be using a VPN. Lots of good options under $10, some even under $5.

    9. Re:Ethernet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Size will be apparent. To mask that you'd need to pad the packet so all packets are a fixed size which'd reduce your bandwidth. The timing and order of the packets after passing through the ISP isn't necessarily going to be the same as at the source though, so that'd complicate looking for a pattern considerably. Although since most traffic will take the same route from A to B they probably will arrive in order, just subject to jitter. But they still can't separate it from any other WiFi activity (downloads, pings, data between your computers) so that still won't be sufficient. Chances are they'll send packets in a specific range of sizes and ignore anything outside that range, then look for patterns in that. Even if there's some interference at some points, 1% of the time they might be able to spot a long enough pattern to be 99.99% sure you're watching a iPlayer stream.

      Patching your router to fragment all packets into random sized chunks might be good enough to defeat this. Your OS would reconstruct them but the pattern would be lost. It would increase network overhead though.

    10. Re: Ethernet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The TCP/IP stack allows devices such as routers and servers to set the minimum and maximum size of packet to whatever they wish
      Packets can also be fragmented or merged together.

      Wonder how many false positices they will have? Doesn't intercepting wi-fi traffic count as "intercepting personal communications"?

    11. Re:Ethernet by mrbester · · Score: 1

      What packet size my router receives (from iPlayer servers) has little if any relation to the packet size it sends to my device over WiFi even if it didn't encrypt it. The whole thing is snake oil, just like TV detector vans were.

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    12. Re:Ethernet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "They came up, saw I had a TV and DVD player, and left."

      Did you have your TV and DVD player outside your front gate then?
      Why did you let them into your house? Why did you even answer the door to them? Idiot.
      Their threatening letters are carefully worded to SCARE you into thinking that 'visiting' an address is the same as GAINING ENTRY to an address. They can 'visit' my address all day, they won't get in, because I won't open the door to them, and even when I do open the door, I have it on a security cable (unbreakable).

      The BBC are a bunch of insane, nation-wrecking Left wing cunts, run by a JEW (what a surprise), who hide reality about non-white on white crime on a daily basis, and blow up the slightest 'hurt' that a non-white suffers if a white 'says a rude word' to them, it's sickening.

    13. Re:Ethernet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the WIFI encryption doesn't help, why do you think adding another layer of encryption (VPN) on top would help?
      I'm not aware of any kind of encryption/VPN that would distort packet timings and sizes so much that you couldn't identify if a "malicious" agent is active on the inside (especially assuming you are not creating significant additional traffic to suppress those patterns).

    14. Re:Ethernet by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This vulnerability has been known about for a very, very long time. TOR actually defends against it by randomly combining, splitting and padding packets.

      Thing is, the detector vans have always been bullshit. They could never detect TVs, and have never been used as evidence in court to get a warrant or prosecution. They are just too scare people.

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    15. Re:Ethernet by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I'd never let one if their goons into my house. I'll write to them ONCE to say I don't want a TV licence, and if they require further confirmations periodically they can pay for them like everyone else.

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    16. Re:Ethernet by Kjella · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually- surely this is bollocks anyway. If you can determine who's watching iplayer by looking at encrypted packets then surely encryption is broken? Anyone with more experience care to comment?

      Yes. You fundamentally don't understand what encryption does, it protect what you're sending, not to who and when. If you SSH to a server, does your ISP see what IP you contacted? Yes. Does it see how much data you transferred and when? Yes, obviously. Same thing about wireless, only it's public for anyone to pick up when you used it and how much. Any normal network will rush to pass on data as quick as it can and you can use that by intentionally staggering. Say you request a 100 kB image from me, I send it as 1kb, pause, 3kb, pause, 5kb, pause, 7kb, pause, 11kb, pause, 13kb, pause, 17kb, pause, 19kb, pause, 23kb, pause, 10kb. Then I watch the packets on your WiFi and it's the same pattern. Coincidence? Pretty quick it won't be.

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    17. Re:Ethernet by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      Thats really what I was wondering - is this a vulnerability in encryption. Thanks for answering. It seems that all they are doing is drawing attention to a flaw in the general use of encryption, which will then hopefully be fixed.

      And yes, I agree the vans are bullshit. My very first thought when reading the article was that its just PR for another non-existent scheme designed to scare people into compliance. Its the same deal with their letters - they will bombard you with threats regarding investigations and legal proceedings, but they are just hot air.

    18. Re:Ethernet by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      That seems like a pretty big security flaw in encryption. I guess I always assumed that with encryption it would stagger and mix the content of packets because otherwise it is such an obvious hole..

    19. Re:Ethernet by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      > I just came to say what everyone else already has - I use ethernet for streaming so fuck you BBC!

      We already know.

      Sincerely,

      GCHQ

      PS: Our friends in the BBC thank you for your confession.

    20. Re:Ethernet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's all this encryption talk? The BBC is sending the packets via iPlayer so they should very well know all about them.

    21. Re:Ethernet by segedunum · · Score: 1

      It's still snake oil. Unless you have access to an internal network to snoop on you are going to be hard pushed to see any pattern at all externally that will stand up as hard evidence.

    22. Re:Ethernet by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Encryption relies on trust. The problem in this case is that Alice is working with a third party to screw Bob. If they weren't working together encryption would still render this attack useless.

    23. Re:Ethernet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be upset that the authority to search private networks for TV transmissions even exists instead of being smug your network is protected from this particular vector. They have ways to snoop on wired EM signals too, they just haven't' been authorized to deploy it yet.

      This whole "they can't catch me I use a VPN" is pretty fucking weak when they are normalizing surveillance in your homes. Wake the fuck up.

    24. Re:Ethernet by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      It took about 4 minutes of my time and I never heard from them ever again. Time well spent I'd say. YMMV.

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  8. Cat Detector vans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Will be next, to make sure you have a license for your cats......

    1. Re:Cat Detector vans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will be next, to make sure you have a license for your cats......

      And fish!

      https://youtu.be/c1RGwaCUjm0?t=1m15s

    2. Re:Cat Detector vans by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Will be next, to make sure you have a license for your cats......

      Will be next, to make sure you have a license for your cats......

      Will be next, to make sure you have a license for your cats......

      I need a license for my fish named "Eric" , , , "Eric the fish".

      In High School in the scenic USA, I attended optional driving courses to prepare for a "Driving License" test.

      So in the UK, you apparently need a license to watch TV. What does the test to get a "TV License" look like?

      When a commercial break comes on, go to the toilet and/or grab some grub out of the refrigerator.

      There is always a CSI and or Law and Order episode running somewhere. Just zap around long enough to find it.

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    3. Re:Cat Detector vans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cat detector vans from the Ministry of Housinge?

      They can pinpoint a purr at 400 yards!

  9. How it works? Easy. by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The same way their detector vans did that detected whether you have TVs equipped for terrestrial reception, and the same way lie detectors work: They don't. They just scare you into thinking they work so you comply.

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    1. Re:How it works? Easy. by Megol · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually detecting an old CRT TV is pretty easy (the receiver generates a characteristic signal), never CRT TVs are much harder (more modern electronics). Lie detectors does work too, the problem is they aren't reliable - some never triggers them, some always triggers them, some have essentially random outcome. Lie detector operators are trained with pseduo-science and intimidation techniques.

      Both are mostly used for scaring people, doesn't mean they don't work in some situations.

    2. Re:How it works? Easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would work a whole lot better if the TV receiver licensing was discontinued and the licensing "tax" was rolled into general taxes.

      New Zealand did this years ago because it was far too hard and costly to effectively enforce, only new TV sales were reported with your address. Used TV - the ones we always had - we never paid the TV licensing fee and never knew of anyone caught/fined for it.

      What was somewhat annoying is the TV stations that got public funding were not that great and had too much advertising, but they were not fully funded and were had to turn a profit to stay around. A sore point later was the government decided this didn't have to apply to the 100% Maori language channel that was started, it was fully funded but only a small group of the population can understand and speak the language - a whole lot of tax payer money being used to benefit a small percentage of a minority, while it could be better spent else where to benefit everyone, like I dont know - paying nurses in public hospitals what they're actually worth ?!

    3. Re:How it works? Easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget about the redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.

      Seriously, that Ogg is worth listening to, doubly so if you like Monty Python.

    4. Re:How it works? Easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually detecting a superhet type receiver (old, analog TV) is doable - some of the products of the mixer tend to get rebroadcast, so if you can pick those up and triangulate the source you're good (actually spies used to use similar techniques to locate bugs). For more modern TVs I guess you could use something like van-eck phreaking, but that seems more tenuous. Quite why you would bother and whether the BBC ever actually did bother is another question altogether. You should just do what sane countries do and fund your public broadcaster out of general revenue.

    5. Re:How it works? Easy. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they always had technobabble to explain why TV detector vans work. But the reality is that there is not and never was such a thing. They mocked a few up - vans with interesting looking ariels on top for publicity photos. But there were never any real ones. Purely a scare tactic. These days they don't even bother - they just threaten everyone that hasn't bought a license that they'll come and inspect the property.

    6. Re:How it works? Easy. by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they always had technobabble to explain why TV detector vans work. But the reality is that there is not and never was such a thing.

      I had moved house and the very next day had a visit from a detector van guy who said he had detected a TV. He was right, there was one but at that point had not even been plugged in yet. It must have been BS because the TV could not have been making any emissions since its arrival.

      I believe that they consult the Land Registry to find people moving house and try to catch them before they have had time to get a licence for the new place.

    7. Re:How it works? Easy. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Could be. Like bailiffs most of their pay is commission, so individual goons will try whatever tactics they think helps their numbers.

  10. Seriously? by SirAudioMan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think the UK has completely lost it's mind! Here's a novel idea that's so much simpler and how we approach it in Canada. Here we have the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corp) which is pretty much the same thing as the BBC - aka publicly funded TV, Radio, and Media. It is funded by the Federal taxes of all Canadian tax payers. Regardless of whether you use the CBC or not, you're paying for it. No special taxes that people must specifically pay, no special enforcement (except for maybe geo-ip), and no white vans running around snooping wifi traffic (which, here would be illegal) thanks to our Charter of Rights and Freedoms (something the UK DESPERATELY NEEDS). The UK people really get the shaft with their government and it's constant big brother mantra and it's excessive need to invade the lives of its people.

    Can someone from the UK please explain to me the reason a 'TV' license still exists? It's not the 1950's!

    1. Re: Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why a "TV license" still exists? Because people in positions of power decided this way, and really this is all you need to know.

    2. Re: Seriously? by John+Allsup · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Alternatives involve stuffing programs with ads and programming intendee to chase advertising money. The TV license allows the BBC to things which are good to have, but hard to make commercially viable. As soon as you make it optional, the kind of behaviour beloved of Sky becomes necessary. Competition just means you cannot have a simple single subscription either. For me a license funded BBC is a good thing, and corporate greed and market economics devastate the possibilities of broadcast TV, reducing it to a game of chasing money. Since we already have plenty of commercial TV, making the BBC commercial will add nothing, but take away a lot.

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    3. Re: Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same reason municipality granted monopolies for ISPs exist in the US: $$$.

    4. Re:Seriously? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      You do know that the cable companies(Rogers, Shaw, etc) used to run around with signal sniffing vans to see whether or not people had decoders right? That was legal. The same way that you could and can still be served with "theft of a telecommunication service" if you have a US satellite dish here in Canada. Those are still illegal, even if you are legally paying for it. There are many parts of the charter that are flimsy as fuck, and S.1 is that giant gaping loophole that let's the courts turn around and say "but for the greater good..."

      Kinda like how the RIDE program is actually illegal, but the courts ruled that unlawful searches in the name of society is permissible.

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    5. Re:Seriously? by megalomaniacs4u · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Can someone from the UK please explain to me the reason a 'TV' license still exists? It's not the 1950's!

      Because the BBC makes a big play of being free from government interference & claims to be impartial. You'll note the 2nd is complete and utter BS and the first isn't always true.

    6. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can someone from the UK please explain to me the reason a 'TV' license still exists? It's not the 1950's!

      The tax model was introduced not long ago in Finland as well, but with a separate tax which is paid normally with other taxes. The reason people in the UK and elsewhere might like the license model is the fact that you can decide for yourself if you want to pay for the right to use a television receiver (it's not about paying public television vs. commercial channels). Some people are blind, live so near to the poverty level or don't have the time to watch even news that the compulsory tax might feel unreasonable. It did to me when the system was introduced.

    7. Re:Seriously? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      > Can someone from the UK please explain to me the reason a 'TV' license still exists? It's not the 1950's!

      $$$.

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    8. Re:Seriously? by Esteanil · · Score: 1

      It's fairly simple - the moment a public broadcaster gets funded directly from taxes it also becomes vulnerable to politicians cutting their budgets.

      While it's also possible to vote through a lower TV license, it becomes much harder to justify this as "neccessary to balance the budget" when the real goal is to punish the broadcaster for publishing something the politicians didn't like.

      So, in a word, independence.

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    9. Re:Seriously? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      It is funded by the Federal taxes of all Canadian tax payers. Regardless of whether you use the CBC or not, you're paying for it.

      How about no? I don't want to guarantee a national broadcaster my fucking tax money so they can spew out government propaganda (which every single government-funded broadcaster is doing bigtime). At least with the licence fee, I can be legally licence-fee. However, I would still scrap it and replace it with... nothing. If the BBC is so great, they can do well commercially. If people want to listen to their left-wing propaganda "news", they can damn well pay for it. But don't expect me to.

    10. Re: Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternatives involve stuffing programs with ads and programming intendee to chase advertising money

      That is one. Don't dismiss the rest of alternatives so quickly though.

      As probably is the case in other european countries, in Spain RTVE, the radio and TV equivalent to the BBC, is unlicensed and have no commercials by law now since many years ago. RTVE is funded with public money from taxes and produces a lot of original quality content. Many of it is even available online for free, live or on demand.

      See, there are other options that already work and there is no need to make it commercial to get rid of those white vans.

    11. Re:Seriously? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      That should've said "legally licence-free".

    12. Re: Seriously? by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      '...is funded with public money from taxes'

      In which case you need to tax the public equivalent to what the license fee brings in. The only difference with TV licensing is that those who don't use a TV are except to this tax, whereas if the money comes from the exchequer (that is, the pool of all money received through conventional taxes), then those who don't use a TV still have to pay their share.

      Personallly I would have a public tax-funded digital and information infrastructure corporation (or group of corporations) ensuring quality internet and TV for all, and possiblly supplying subsidised equipment to those unable to afford expensive equipment. But whatever you do, money has to come from somewhere, and as soon as you go down the tax route, the only question you have is who pays and who does not.

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    13. Re:Seriously? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Even in the UK they are on very dodgy ground here. If the intercept packets from unencrypted WiFi networks, it would be a violation of the Data Protection Act and possibly illegal unauthorised access to a computer system. Google was already bollocked for this with their WiFi mapping Street View cars.

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    14. Re: Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's this thing called 'culture', you see. You should look up the word sometime.

    15. Re:Seriously? by tliet · · Score: 3, Informative

      Logging in for the first time in years to reply to this.

      Why not paying from the taxes? Because the programs can then be politically influenced! That's why.

      You'll hear complaints in the Murdoch owned media that the BBC is left wing and biased. Trust me, after the Netherlands did away with the license fee (because it was cumbersome and people didn't understand why they had to pay for it) and switched to a tax payer funding, the usual suspects (usually on the right side of the political spectrum) have since started influencing and outright adjusting the content.

      In the Netherlands the long treasured pluriform system is now on the verge of collapsing under the weight of the ratings. I wouldn't go as far as saying the content is politically influenced, but the system is not completely without government influence either. The way the BBC is funded is actually very clever, its fee is set outside the political cycle. Here is some more info about this scheme: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aboutthebbc/entries/9637e45d-c96c-36c6-9e3f-af141e81cab4 (Sorry, don't know how to make a hotlink on Slashdot)

      Quite a few people inside and outside the UK truly understand the value of the BBC. It goes far beyond Top Gear, don't believe the Murdoch owned media lambasting the BBC.

    16. Re:Seriously? by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      "you're paying for it" not me, I pirate all my Nature of Things. If there was a way I could pay, honestly I would. It's a great, insightful, educational show that I believe many US people would benefit from learning from. Same thing with BBC content, I have to pirate most of it. "BBC America" doesn't really make the cut IMHO. I told the door-to-door cable guy "Once you can offer BBC 1-4, Sky, Space, etc then I might actually buy your service."

    17. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless of whether you use the CBC or not, you're paying for it.

      And that doesn't strike you as odd ?

      I imagine that any other company trying to pull the same trick would find itself in a courtroom pretty quick. But the gouverment ? No sirree, *those* people can do dat because. (yes, that full stop there is intentional)

      Here in the netherlands we have the same blight. The gouverments controlled broadcasts are shite*, and we are forced to cough up some more money to pay for several regional hobby crap transmissions too. I can't remember having watched anything of their broadcasts for the last 20 years, but I'm still paying for it, directly deducted from my paycheck.

      *As the companies that are given the monopoly to "broadcast" do not have the paying viewers happy, but only need to keep abreast of the gouverments regulators (do what we like and how we like it, or loose your licence) its rather awful. Who would have guessed ...

    18. Re: Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The TV license allows the BBC to things which are good to have, but hard to make commercially viable. As soon as you make it optional, the kind of behaviour beloved of Sky becomes necessary.

      I'm from South Africa, another country that has its own "broadcasting corporation" (SABC) and legally entrenched TV licensing regime. (It seems that as a former British colony, a lot of things get copied from the UK, not only the political system.)

      However, the SABC airs a lot of advertising (has, as long as I can remember). While there is some locally produced content, a lot is imported from overseas. It is also an entity relentlessly pushing the ruling party's ideology and authorized way of thinking, both in its "news" bulletins and in programming. (A recent scandal was a 'no bad news' policy, which in practice translated to the ignoring of opposition/protests against the ruling party, eventually causing the resignation of a number of journalists and executives.) It perhaps needs not be said that the organization is stuffed with "trusted comrades" of the ruling elite, being well-remunerated while the entity itself seems to be in perpetual money trouble.

      Last time I looked, a private channel was able to thrive on advertising income alone, free to view and without income from TV licenses, much more objective news and no more advertisements shown than the state organ.

      But since I need to show a valid TV license to legally buy a TV set or other receiver (regardless of the content viewed), I have made the decision many years ago not to own a TV set. I may not be up-to-date with all the memes in society's popular culture, fed to them from soaps and ads, but on the whole I see that as a pro rather than a con. As to entertainment and news, there are other ways and means and in fact I prefer to actively go to find it rather than being a passive consumer of whatever tripe the masters want to feed me.

    19. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but one rule for them, one rule for the rest.

      That's how things work here. Know your place, serf.

    20. Re:Seriously? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Growing up with no cable, BBC was most of what I watched... here in N Florida. Via PBS. And hey, they take donations!

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    21. Re:Seriously? by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      And in Australia the government can and does screw with ABC funding all the time. There is some value in having a reputable media that does not have its purse strings held by the government.

      Sure the BBC license fee could be collected through taxes, initially based on the same formula of average tv's per household. But how long would that last?

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    22. Re: Seriously? by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      IIRC it is so they have a revenue stream independent of government, and hence of control / censorship. (I don't know how well it works in practice?)

    23. Re:Seriously? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      I think the UK has completely lost it's mind! Here's a novel idea that's so much simpler and how we approach it in Canada. Here we have the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corp) which is pretty much the same thing as the BBC - aka publicly funded TV, Radio, and Media. It is funded by the Federal taxes of all Canadian tax payers. Regardless of whether you use the CBC or not, you're paying for it. No special taxes that people must specifically pay, no special enforcement (except for maybe geo-ip), and no white vans running around snooping wifi traffic (which, here would be illegal) thanks to our Charter of Rights and Freedoms (something the UK DESPERATELY NEEDS). The UK people really get the shaft with their government and it's constant big brother mantra and it's excessive need to invade the lives of its people.

      Can someone from the UK please explain to me the reason a 'TV' license still exists? It's not the 1950's!

      Easy, it gives independence to the TV station from politics. Taxes taken from the public purse into a national TV station have many issues, one of which is political interference. It's happened with the CBC - the Harper Conservatives have cut funding to it resulting in a lot of cuts, one of the most embarrassing involves having insufficient funds to transmit at a hockey game. (BC billionaire Jimmy Pattison paid for a TV truck so they could broadcast the game - this was roughly up to a quarter million dollars).

      The CBC has undergone a lot of cuts, plenty of which were politically motivated ones.

      In the US, NPR is routinely attacked for (tiny) amount they get from the government - especially by right-wing conservatives

      The other side is politics. A state-sponsored TV station is often called the propaganda arm of government. Now, generally speaking, the CBC and NPR are completely independent despite receiving government funds, but that is due to the way the government is set up. In most other countries, this is not the case and the station broadcasts what the government wants it to broadcasts.

      The BBC's TV license funding model basically means it's completely free to do whatever it wants - the government's ability to control it relies on the powers to enforce the license that were granted.

      And heck, there are countries out there that have TV licensing fees and state sponsored TV - the fee does nothing to promote free programming.

    24. Re:Seriously? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      If the BBC gets money from a compulsory license fee or from taxes, either way it's getting monies at rates determined by the government. So, why would one be more able to be politically influenced?

      Or rather, what's the difference between the political pressure of "I'm going to cut your funding" and "I'm going to cut the license fee"

      (Aside, you can use html anchor tags to do a hotlink)

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    25. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no special enforcement (except for maybe geo-ip)

      ... why. If anything shouts "creative commons" and free for everyone, it's a public service paid for by tax payers, why the hell would you want to prevent people from seeing that content if it is not for profit, copyright does not apply to things that are paid for upfront and are not allowed to be sold. Thus this is probably the best example of what geo-ip should not be applied to.

    26. Re: Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BBC employees are using product placement in order to get kickbacks from companies.

    27. Re:Seriously? by phorm · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately most of the original Canadian programming is also shyte, so it appears the BBC is doing something better there.

  11. Hoax by LQ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The old TV detector vans were a hoax to scare people into getting a TV licence. Enforcement was actually done by visiting addresses with no record of a licence. This is another con.

    1. Re:Hoax by mjwx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The old TV detector vans were a hoax to scare people into getting a TV licence. Enforcement was actually done by visiting addresses with no record of a licence. This is another con.

      Exactly what I thought.

      Hoax, at best a few empty vans driving round with TVLicensing.co.uk written on them. Maybe a HMRC logo to make it look official. A packet size is not going to convict anyone.

      The biggest problem the BBC has is with non UK users using the iplayer.

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    2. Re:Hoax by Pax681 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The old TV detector vans were a hoax to scare people into getting a TV licence. Enforcement was actually done by visiting addresses with no record of a licence. This is another con.

      yup. My uncle worked for TV Licensing for about 6 months back in 1985/6 and he showed us the inside of the back of the van....... fuck all there.
      Also they cannot come in if you don't let them. Just tell them if they come to the door.. "I hereby remove your implied right of entry" ... even if they come with the police... you can refuse them entry successfully... https://www.youtube.com/watch?... if guys as dense as these two can verbally fend off TV licensing with police armed with a warrant.
      I haven't paid for a TV licence since... well i never have. MY parents did but not me. i never really watch live TV with the exception of news but i find that i do that less as you can get better and faster updates from online. I don't even have an antenna/cable box etc hooked up. As for their wireless sniffing.... best of luck with that.. I have wired up my home with ethernet and the only wireless clients are phones.

    3. Re:Hoax by blibbo · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And for something like this if you're not sure it's a con or not, there's a nice exercise in critical thinking...

      Can you imagine the monetary budget required and time / boredom involved with cops or BBC staff actually driving around doing this even with perfect technology.

      It's not hard to see that it's just not that likely unless you're paranoid, buy into conspiracy theories, and have a belief in people's extreme devotion to boring, useless jobs.

    4. Re:Hoax by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem the BBC has is with non UK users using the iplayer.

      The biggest problem they have is not directly offering non-UK users a subscription package. Otherwise, your only choice is to pay for an entire 2nd-tier cable package (BBC America) just for access to a small sample of their programming.

    5. Re: Hoax by BlytheBowman · · Score: 1

      A bit OT, but back in the 50s, here in the States they had detector vans to gather data on what TV shows people were watching and when. The CRT televisions at the time (complete with vacuum tube circutry) threw out all kinds of RF noise, with a unique 'signature' for each channel that was being watched, and the vans had equipment and an antenna that picked up this noise. The crew inside would jot down what channel (and time) the people in the house they rolled by were watching.

    6. Re:Hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The biggest problem the BBC has is with non UK users using the iplayer.

      The biggest problem they have is not directly offering non-UK users a subscription package. Otherwise, your only choice is to pay for an entire 2nd-tier cable package (BBC America) just for access to a small sample of their programming.

      Truly. Give the option of paying a monthly subscription fee for iplayer access, and many of us will pay.

    7. Re:Hoax by mjwx · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem the BBC has is with non UK users using the iplayer.

      The biggest problem they have is not directly offering non-UK users a subscription package. Otherwise, your only choice is to pay for an entire 2nd-tier cable package (BBC America) just for access to a small sample of their programming.

      The BBC in the UK is not permitted to do so.

      They don't have a mandate to do it and they license out their programs to other countries, which always comes with a non-compete (as why would you watch Strictly Come Dancing with ads when you can stream it without ads).

      I dont disagree with your point however, but having lived in the commonwealth we dont have these 2nd tier cable thingo's you're talking about and most good BBC programs end up on the ABC.

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    8. Re:Hoax by crok · · Score: 1

      They do exist; one of the companies responsible for testing them is based next door to where I work.

  12. It's the internet detector van! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Right, Viv - eat the WiFi!

    1. Re:It's the internet detector van! by mattrumpus · · Score: 1

      It's a toaster...

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    2. Re:It's the internet detector van! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have we got an internet?

    3. Re:It's the internet detector van! by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --But Mike, we're roight in the middle of Bastard Squad--!

      / love that show

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  13. They're going to need a lot of fuel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    To find me in SoCal.

    1. Re:They're going to need a lot of fuel... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      To find me in SoCal.

      I assume the TPP includes a provision allowing the BBC to hire a private mercenary force to seize your home on the suspicion of a violation.

  14. Why detection vans? by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Easily thwartable.
    Seriously.... for the WiFi... just modify the encryption protocol so the source cannot influence the size or precise timing of the encrypted payload.

    Since BBC control the iPlayer.... why not just put access controls on their website?

    Users will be prompted to enter their street address and Television License ID# to link their Browser and IP address, before they can start playing content.

    Also, if they don't have one, prompt them to register on the website and pay online Ala Netflix.

    1. Re:Why detection vans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason is plainly obvious. Any time you need to or want to intimidate, harass, snoop, or troll the unsophisticated ambassadors of a backward nation or the general public, you've got to use the most conspicuous and out-of-place van you can find to do so. It's a law. It's also much more fun that way.

    2. Re:Why detection vans? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Wait, are you saying that the encryption protocol can just be trivially modified? Because, absent writing your own firmware and flashing thr router, that is not how things work. We're on like gen 3 of WiFi encryption now, and it takes like 5 years to fully roll out a new system (given mean replacement times.)

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    3. Re:Why detection vans? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Wait, are you saying that the encryption protocol can just be trivially modified?

      Yes, you just need a wired proxy tunnelling device on your network that causes the actual payload sizes to change and generates additional payloads which will confuse anyone trying to listen.

  15. Re:Sooo, Europe is *better* than the US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean apart from America being full of overcompensating revenge crazed heavily amed nutjobs?

  16. Viva the overweening state! Pay your FAIR SHARE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Because the best government is MORE government!

    Come on - PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE so we can all get MORE of this type of CRAP!

    Because if we can all just give our governments even MORE money and resources TO USE AGAINST US, this is what we'll all get.

  17. Thought a licence only required for live streams by caseih · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did this change recently? iPlayer to watch catch up programs never used to require a license.

    Besides all this, the answer is fairly simple. If they want to enforce license status, iPlayer should just require a login with an account the BBC can use to very status.

  18. Free Candy!! by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

    The candy van from limey land has come for you.

  19. FBI BurEAU HD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talking about vans that snoop in Europe today are we spy? Slashdot is under control of the FBI.

    ur

  20. Size of Your Packet Matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is just a propaganda (should that be, conaganda?) organisation. A good response to this is to start blocking the BPC [sic] IP numbers:

    IP-range/subnet 212.58.224.0/19 212.58.224.0 - 212.58.255.255

    There are probably more IP numbers they use.

    The number of false positives from the method they are using is going to be very high, so showing that you are actively blocking them could help with wrongful accusations. Blocking so you don't make outward connections is advisable. If you have a server blocking inwards on the IP numbers starts to send a message as well.

    And, things like WEP and WPA will now be under scrutiny, if they can 'craft' packets of particular sizes. I assume it won't just be one packet size, but instead they will send a series of packets of particular sizes, and it is those sizes combined that would create the so called 'signature'. If that's the case then there is a weakness in WIFI security: packet size should not be so determinable.

    The BBC Licence Fee (really, it is a tax) is 145.50 GBP per annum. A tin of baked beans and a loaf of bread after tax is about 60 pence each. A tin of beans is good for two meals, and a loaf of bread about 5 meals. 60/2 + 60/5 = 42 pence a meal. 145.50 / 0.42 = 346 meals. This is after tax if you were to remove all the taxation, that 346 meals would probably be closer to 800 meals.

    So, in a way this is like the BBC coming over every day for a free (for them) meal of baked beans on bread. They are literally stealing the food from your mouths and tables, and they produce utter biased drivel. The type of 'newspeak' they use would even have O'Brien, of 1984 infamy, spinning in his metaphorical grave.

    1. Re:Size of Your Packet Matters by omnichad · · Score: 1

      there is a weakness in WIFI security: packet size should not be so determinable.

      I don't think that wireless security should concern itself with ensuring every possible form of steganography is also somehow encrypted or obfuscated. The only people that can "read" that data are the ones who already know what it is.

      So, in a way this is like the BBC coming over every day for a free (for them) meal of baked beans on bread. They are literally stealing the food from your mouths and tables

      How do you figure that? The BBC costs money to operate. Watching the programming without a license is like stealing a free meal from their tables. You're not required to pay, just as you're not required to watch.

  21. Decorrelate bandwidth consumption and defeat this by StandardCell · · Score: 1

    The countermeasures used in cryptography to fight differential power analysis can be used here if necessary.

    In DPA, the dynamic power consumption is measured on a hardware device such as a smart card that performs crypto operations so that, when the challenge-response is begun, the card's regular crypto operations for asymmetric and symmetric encryption can be captured and analyzed using statistical correlation over many challenges and other means so that the correct keys for the device can be determined. The primary countermeasure is to introduce false operations in parallel with the actual operation at different times and with different power consumption patterns such that the correlation takes far too long for the number of challenge-response cycles.

    Similarly, a countermeasure to this and for all VPN traffic is to accomplish the same thing by having an application that actively monitors the bandwidth across the physical interface used by the iPlayer and ensures that additional sources of bandwidth consumption via internal or external servers/clients are programmed. Even if the WiFi packets are monitored, the packet analysis could be much more difficult to conduct. In addition, one could randomly force routes across multiple physical interfaces at random to hop across multiple inexpensive routers that are bridged, further frustrating such efforts. In combination with a VPN, could defeat this outrageous and intrusive de facto taxation enforcement scheme.

  22. That Orwellian Plot Twist by zuki · · Score: 1

    Looks to me as if the Brits never seem to miss any opportunities to get closer to that creepy "Big Brother" state of things when it comes to privacy and surveillance, what with London already having millions of cameras canvassing every possible square inch of it.

    1. Re:That Orwellian Plot Twist by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Yet another American that doesn't realise that London is only one tiny part of the UK.

    2. Re:That Orwellian Plot Twist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another American that doesn't realise that London is only one tiny part of the UK.

      And yet another one that swallowed the Daily Mail's crap about the number of CCTV cameras in Britain. What they did was count how many there were on a stretch of road in central London then multiply that by the length of all the country's roads put together. The Telegraph are almost as bad.

    3. Re: That Orwellian Plot Twist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, London. Fish, chips, cup of tea. Mary Fucking Poppins. LONDON!

  23. lik borat says... niiiice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love when I wake up with the scent of pussy in my cock.

    1. Re: lik borat says... niiiice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Pussy IN your cock? I don't think you know pussies or cocks work....

  24. Fuck off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Harsh language and likely to be seen as a troll, I know, but fuck off. Seriously. The BBC and the British government can go fuck themselves. This is the final straw to get me to cancel my license entirely. I'll just record every series of every kids show I've got right now for a week and say goodbye. A few terabytes on loop should suffice for many, many months of mind-numbing alternative to proper parental supervision.

  25. Costs more than it recovers by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2

    It's going to cost more to field these specially-equipped detector vans and the crews to operate them than they will EVER receive back in license fees.

    Assume these costs:

    the cost of the van ($30,000)
    the cost of gas, oil, tires, and maintenance for the van per year ($3000)
    the cost of the monitoring gear ($1000?)
    the cost of the crew to operate the van ($20,000 per year per person?)
    all associated upstream paperwork ($1000?)
    the occasional accident(s) that the van will (statistically) be involved in over time ($$$$???)

    So, probably a minimum of $50,000+ per year to operate...and how much will they get back? Nowhere near $50,000.

    In other words, it costs more than it brings in, so it's another ridiculous sink hole for money.

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    1. Re:Costs more than it recovers by naughtynaughty · · Score: 2

      The cost to the IRS of tracking down and prosecuting some tax scofflaw may far exceed what they recover but the fear that prosecution produces in others can result in additional tax revenue that covers the cost.

      They don't have to catch x people/yr to recover the cost, they need to put fear into enough people to recover the cost.

    2. Re:Costs more than it recovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >the cost of the crew to operate the van ($20,000 per year per person?)

      Nah, zero hour contracts.

  26. This is a long recognized problem by naughtynaughty · · Score: 1

    A Tor Project article from 2011

    https://blog.torproject.org/bl...

    Experimental Defense for Website Traffic Fingerprinting

    Website fingerprinting is the act of recognizing web traffic through surveillance despite the use of encryption or anonymizing software. The general idea is to leverage the fact that many web sites have specific fixed request patterns and response byte counts that are known beforehand. This information can be used to recognize your web traffic despite attempts at encryption or tunneling. Websites that have an abundance of static content and a fixed request structure tend to be vulnerable to this type of surveillance. Unfortunately, there is enough static content on most websites for this to be the case. ...

  27. Re:Thought a licence only required for live stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're about to change the rules to include catch up TV.

    When they announced it logins was exactly the idea I thought of. It's how Netflix, Amazon etc do it so why not the BBC. All the apps it'd break would just need an update.

  28. Re:Decorrelate bandwidth consumption and defeat th by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

    It's looking at packet size. Pretty trivial to alter a VPN client to always send max size MTU's via padding.

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  29. Re:Sooo, Europe is *better* than the US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean apart from America being full of overcompensating revenge crazed heavily amed nutjobs?

    Better than Islamofascist jihadis running people over with trucks, blowing up trains, shooting people, and knifing them in the street.

    But hey, that's not ISLAMIC TERRORISM.

  30. BBC freebie? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Can I just install the iPlayer chrome app or android app and watch from the US without a license?

    It would be great to be able to see all those boring Ken Loach movies for free.

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    1. Re:BBC freebie? by naughtynaughty · · Score: 1

      Certainly, VPN to a location in the UK, make sure your DNS is set to a UK DNS server and enjoy.

    2. Re:BBC freebie? by Winckle · · Score: 1

      It's got geo-IP checking to stop you using it outside the UK. Even though I am British when I go on holiday abroad I can't use iPlayer.

    3. Re:BBC freebie? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Certainly, VPN to a location in the UK, make sure your DNS is set to a UK DNS server and enjoy.

      When I first tested this, all it needed was a UK based DNS server. The VPN wasn't necessary. Has this changed?

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  31. Watermark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the old watermark idea that has been touted for years: rather than measure and crunch the intrinsic signal properties contained in the transmitted program, you inject or add a predefined watermark (likely a PRBS), then detect it at the other end.

    Would be interesting to hear whether this has legs. Questions I have:

    1. Are the packet lengths guaranteed to be untouched by the Wifi router (etc) end to end?

    2. What about other data from other machines on the network, other client connections on the same machine, etc?

    3. Is a directional antenna meeting RIPA requirements feasible?

  32. powers by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    "The BBC has been given such authority through the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act."

    So, granting powers to a TV station no less. What's next, outsourcing police work to OmniCorp?

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    1. Re:powers by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Granting them the authority to passively scan wireless traffic, identify the location of the WAP, and then providing that information to the police is fine with me. I mean, still stupid, but legally/morally fine.

      So long as that's all they get to do. If they are allowed to be judge, jury and executioner as well instead of passing off evidence to the legal system, that's a big problem.

    2. Re:powers by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      "The BBC has been given such authority through the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act."
      So, granting powers to a TV station no less. What's next, outsourcing police work to OmniCorp?

      Guys driving around in vans listening to people talk in their homes like in the movie V for Vendetta. Nothing creepy or bad happened in that film, so I'm sure it will be just fine. Come to think of it, that was set in the UK. Hmm...

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  33. Do you support your PBS station? by tepples · · Score: 1

    What does the test to get a "TV License" look like?

    It presumably looks like the form mailed to you when you respond to a PBS pledge drive. BBC is their counterpart to PBS, and it has made a deal with Ofcom (their counterpart to the FCC) to ban watching any broadcast TV (whether BBC or not) without a valid BBC subscription.

    1. Re: Do you support your PBS station? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh look, explanation of what the BBC is by an American who doesn't really us restated what the BBC is.

  34. BBC be-gone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As a Brit, I used to love the quality programs that came out from the 70s, 80s and a little bit of the 90s. Horizon used to be a quality, science program that would present topics that required the watchers to have some decent education, but they finally bastardized to cater for lower IQ audiences. The Old Grey Whistle Test, was abandoned for Top of the Flops, John Peel struggled to keep his shows, the obscure films shown late Sunday night and analysed by cool directors faded away.

    I could go on and on, but at the end of the day the BBC is just another shit TV station pouring out main stream crap that the other channels do. So they should just loose their forced subscribers and join the rest in the sector competing for advertising.

  35. If its real - its theatre. by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    It's going to cost more to field these specially-equipped detector vans and the crews to operate them than they will EVER receive back in license fees.

    You didn't get the memo: the point of the detector vans was always to make people believe that there are detector vans and that they'll get caught if they watch TV without a license. The real enforcement was always done by comparing the list of people who have bought TV receivers with the list of addresses of TV license holders, or knocking on doors or sending nasty letters and hoping they'd confess. Its widely suspected that the old detector vans were either fake or ineffective, but even if they were genuine (the theory was vaguely plausible, with old-style TV sets) I doubt the "business plan" was ever to have enough vans roaming the country to directly catch significant numbers of offenders.

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  36. Between Whizzo butter and a dead crab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think "Cat Detector Vans" are a more urgently needed service.

  37. For a more critical take... by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    For a slightly more critical take on this than the Torygraph, there's an article in The Register that actually digs in to the subject a bit and has dug out the actual government report (which is pretty silly but doesn't quite seem to involve fleets of detector vans randomly snooping on WiFi at random).

    NB: This is all because of the "iPlayer loophole" - people have been able to watch catch-up TV on iPlayer without a license and, while technically you're meant to have a license to use the Live Streaming features of iPlayer its pretty unenforceable. They're trying to have a crackdown to appease anti-BBC astroturfers and you're now going to need a TV license to use iPlayer (oh, the injustice!) If you wonder why iPlayer doesn't simply ask for a name, address and TV license number, or require a user account, then you're a very silly person who is trying to apply logic and rationality to politics.

    Personally, I assume that they're going to record people's WiFi and sneak the results into the SETI@Home work queue to examine for signs of intelligent life. So, you're OK unless you're watching BBC4 :-)

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  38. They do not need detector vans by grahammm · · Score: 2

    As iPlayer is a BBC product, why do they need detector vans to determine who is streaming it? It is coming from their servers, so the they know (or could know) the IP addresses to which iPlayer is streaming. In most cases this will be the router address of the ADSL, Cable or Fibre subscriber, from which the address could be determined. Even with a detector van, if someone is streaming via a WiFi hotspot, there will be no way they could tell if the users of the smartphones, tablets and laptops have licences at their home address (and the licence covers use outside the home by equipment powered by internal batteries). Similarly with anyone streaming via 3G/4G.

  39. Re:Decorrelate bandwidth consumption and defeat th by omnichad · · Score: 2

    Why would you waste bandwidth to pad it? You can slice up the packets and reassemble them to the max MTU size without decrypting the data.

  40. First they came for Top Gear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First they came for top gear and I did nothing, then they came for iPlayer and I did nothing...
    Seriously the only incentive for anyone to do this was to watch top gear. I'd think they'd be happy to have anyone watching them now legal or illegal. It's like they are trying to run themselves into the ground. Is there any other population on the face of the earth as tolerant of surveillance as the British?

  41. Are you comparing CBC to BBC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What drug are you on? Have you not seen the BBC? The CBC is DEAD. DEAD, DEAD, DEAD. The BBC has VASTLY SUPERIOR PROGRAMMING. Apples and rotten mouse carcasses,

  42. LOL - Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are no AIR TV detection vans, let alone this load of bullshit. Fuck the BBC. Why should the entire country have to pay for state controlled propaganda? Let them have adverts and see how long they last with their shitty, anti-white bullshit 'programmes'.

  43. False positives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Play a public domain recording from a legitmately held iPlayer user, capture the packets, then replay the packets whenever your wifi connection is idle. Perhaps make a OpenWRT module that does this for you.

  44. Ya, detect this. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    They could also use directional antennae to ensure they are viewing the Wi-Fi operating within your property.

    I live in the US, so whatever, but I have the transmission power on my AP (D-Link DAP-2660) set to just 25%. Wi-Fi works just fine everywhere inside my house but I can't detect any signal outside the house. Suck it BBC.

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  45. What have the BBC ever given to us! by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1
  46. Just like the old fake detector fans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like the old 'detector vans' they supposedly wheeled out to detect whether you had a TV (which was impossible technology at the time (1952) and is probably still impossible) this is just another way to scare people into not dodging the licence fee.
    The reason they won't elaborate is because even if it is possible, which i doubt, how are they going to prove the router belongs to me when it's pressed against the wall adjoining me and my neighbour?

    The BBC has no legal right to enter your property (or even set foot on your land if you forbid it) so all they do is send you countless letters and make veiled and not so veiled threats which they cannot follow through.

  47. Because that's more important than terrorisim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good job BBC, you wankers.

  48. Wow, so when will the Brits start fighting back... by BlytheBowman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ....against all of the Orwellian tyranny that has been growing rapidly there for the past couple decades? Or had the gov't locked everybody in full body restraints including rigid mitts (figurtavely, maybe starting literally?) so fighting back is now impossible?

  49. Re: Shhh, nobody tell the BBC about ethernet cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Openvpn for android is my favourite app - it works better than the Windows version

  50. Do like American PBS: fund with donations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saying the BBC is free of govt influence WHILE AT THE SAME TIME forcing everyone in the UK with a TV to pay for it BY LAW is hypocrisy.

    If you want to make it independent of govt influence, just have it funded every year by voluntary donations. If you can't fund it that way, obviously nobody (to a numerically significant number) thinks the shows are worth it.

    In America, PBS will give you all the thoughtful left-leaning educated shows or news coverage you could want.

  51. L3 data without breaking L2 encryption by mmdurrant · · Score: 1

    How do you check the size of the packet without decrypting the L2 frames?

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  52. That old urban legend ? by aepervius · · Score: 1

    The "detection van" urban legend has existed for decades. But OK, let us think about it : how much cost that tech and how much would it cost to *sweep* around single family home ? How much that would give back in money ? keep in mind the beeb license is "cheap" 150 pound per year and at worst they can only ask you, or make such hoax to try to convince people. Not sue you AFAIK. And that's not even counting if such evidence would even be acceptable. And that's single home family. not try to imagine that's a multi home dwelling. This is the license van hoax for this decade apparently.

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  53. Re:Thought a licence only required for live stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all over the news in the uk-"BBC closes the iplayer loophole"

  54. Re:Viva the overweening state! Pay your FAIR SHARE by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

    Just one small thing. We're talking about the BBC. BBC != Government.

  55. Terrorists by spongman · · Score: 1

    Yes! This is how you catch the terrorists. That's what this law was all about, right?

  56. Here is how it works: by product_bucket · · Score: 1

    The doctoral thesis explaining the techniques upon which this detection technology relies can be found here

  57. Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are the vans painted black with "FOR YOUR PROTECTION" written on the side in a very imposing red font?

  58. The Zombie Hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the TV detection van lie again, they're trying to scare people into paying BBC TV license fees.

    I thought "no way would people buy this", but look, here it is on slashdot, along with gullible comments, and a daily telegraph article at that...

    Standards here have really dropped.

  59. Re:Sooo, Europe is *better* than the US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Americans kill each other far more than terrorists kill people in Europe, and thats a good thing, thinning the herd of stupids like you.

  60. The Loony Detector Van, you mean by flatulus · · Score: 1

    Man didn't have the right van...

  61. Fearmongering. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They aren't going to use the trucks to prevent iPlayer use without a license. All they need to do is require someone to enter a receipt number as a login to authenticate.

    What this change will mean is that overseas people won't be able to use a proxy anymore...

  62. TV License, Congestion Zone, VAT ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TV License, Congestion Zone, VAT ... and all things stupidly British. Try shopping for goods overseas and try bringing them into the UK, you will be wacked with import duty.

    ##

    1. Re:TV License, Congestion Zone, VAT ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally hate customs charges.

      "Oh, we see you bought something that's not available in this country (ever) from overseas and we believe we're entitled to a cut of that."

      You're not. Fuck off.

  63. How to get around it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use some sort of proxy software. There ya go.
    The packets will have extra information stored on them, which will vary the size. The packets might also be compressed, which would vary the size.
    Furthermore, the proxy software might merge two small packets or split up one big one.

    Why doesn't iPlayer just require a username/password or a key that you get on your license (that can only be used by a few IP addresses at once, so people don't share between homes).

    Sure seems like an easier way to do it.

  64. Re:Viva the overweening state! Pay your FAIR SHARE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    really??? so the propaganda you see on it every day that happens to match what the government wants you to think is a coincidence?
    what a relief!!!

  65. Re:Thought a licence only required for live stream by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    In a way, this is less snoopy than having a login to watch shows. At least this way, they're not tracking which shows you watch. A login would allow that.

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  66. Re:Decorrelate bandwidth consumption and defeat th by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

    VPN only needs to go to the firewall so pretty much just over wifi for most people. I would doubt they would be sending to many packets to often as this would all seem to be sourced from iplayer to give the vans something to find. Mind you many VPN's allready can do compression and merging of small packets.

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  67. Yeah right! by brothbeard · · Score: 1

    Oh come on everyone, how can anyone take this seriously. Even in the old days it was very obvious that the whole strategy was simply to worry people into buying their license. I know that it was theoretically possible to detect a faint signal emitted by a TV when switched on and receiving but I'm firmly convinced that the detector vans were nothing but dummies designed to worry people. Furthermore whenever I have met people who worked for the licensing folk they would always clam up and say absolutely nothing, neither confirming nor denying my theory. Even if they strongly suspected someone of viewing without a license they had no right of entry so unless someone chose to let them in or managed to photograph a television they could never make a case. Even if this new technique works it is still likely that it would be far too expensive to implement and pay for a fleet of vans, drivers and technicians. What will actually happen is that apart from the odd van for worrying purposes, they will look on their database for a particular density of people without licenses that makes it worthwhile to send inspectors round. Unless they have a right of entry things will stop there. If they have a right of entry and the right to seize and forensically analyse the contents of the occupant's computer then they may have a case. Since I consider the price of the license to be fabulous value, I find it much easier just to buy one.

  68. Love for BBC??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand all this love for the BBC, weren't they just outed for protect a pedophile ring both inside the BBC and the government?
    That and being forced to pay for TV in the first place is just beyond crazy.

    http://www.democracynow.org/2012/11/13/bbc_scandal_exposes_cover_up_of

  69. The ACTUAL technology by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

    Is more prosaic.

    It's assumed that every address has a television, therefore those addresses without a license are watching illegally.

    Once they have enough in an area to justify the costs, they break out the "detector vans" (which have 7 seats in the back and no electronics) and go doorknocking. The idea is to elicit an admission or observe the TV in use. (This was long before it was farmed out to Crapita)

    I know, because I've been one of the door knockers.

    Yes, it was possible to "detect" TVs or radios in the dim dark past, usually by listening for the heterodyne frequencies - but the reality is that that it only works when they're uncommon devices and it will be trivial to generate spoof traffic.

    The fact that the BBC's enforcement arm (which is a wholly-owned, fully commercial subsidiary) has apparently managed to obtain permission to use RIPA is far more disturbing, both because it is the first time a private company has been allowed to use RIPA and because it means they can simply hit ISPs with orders to disclose what customer is on what IP at what time - and it's a criminal offence for the ISP to send a headsup to the subject of the RIPA investigation

    IE: If you want to avoid "the detector vans", use a proxy.

    For a more prosaic evaluation of their level of competence: I've had a UK TV license for the last 14 years and for the last 12 years they've been sending me nasty letters threatening prosecution because I don't have a TV license. The one time an "inspector" showed up, he ran away when I started filming him.

  70. Crazy Stuff by adamptp · · Score: 1

    Would love to know how this all works, sounds crazy!