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Ad Board To Comcast: Stop Claiming You Have the 'Fastest Internet' (arstechnica.com)

The National Advertising Division (NDA) said on Monday that Comcast should stop claiming that its Xfinity service delivers the "fastest Internet in America," adding that the carrier should also discontinue some ads where it claims to offer the "fastest in-home Wi-Fi." ArsTechnica reports: For its fastest Internet claim, Comcast relied on crowdsourced data from the Ookla Speedtest application. An "award" provided by Ookla to Comcast relied only on the top 10 percent of each ISP's download results. "Although Xfinity offers a variety of speeds at a range of prices and tiers, Comcast's advertising does not limit its claims to a particular tier," the NAD's announcement said. "NAD determined that the claims at issue in both print and broadcast advertising reasonably conveyed a message of overall superiority -- that regardless of which speed tier purchased by a consumer, in a head-to-head comparison, Xfinity would deliver faster speeds." Though one methodology might be reliable for one purpose, "it may not be sufficient substantiation for advertising claims made in a different context," the NAD said. Ookla's methodology "wasn't a good fit for the purposes of substantiating Comcast's overall superior speed performance claim that 'Xfinity delivers the fastest Internet in America,'" the NAD also said.

101 comments

  1. According to SpeedTest.net! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing more to say. Guess it's settled..

  2. Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Who provides a larger number of internet connections at higher speeds than Comcast?

    Sure, there are faster speeds available, but only in extremely select, limited areas. As far as consumer connections are concerned, and ones that are available nationwide (not in a few select cities, cough Google Fiber, or only in a handful of areas like Fios/U-Verse), I'd say their claim is true.

    1. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by praxis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To be the fastest internet in America, you have to provide the fastest internet in America. Just one counter example is enough to discredit the claim. If you are going to argue semantics where size of area served is taken into account, than add that qualifier to the claim!

    2. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by omnichad · · Score: 2

      Who provides a larger number of internet connections at higher speeds than Comcast?

      You know that's a completely different metric, right?

      Sure, there are faster speeds available, but only in extremely select, limited areas.

      As are the limited areas where Comcast's speed is 1Gb/s or higher. You know they probably use those ads in markets where those select few competitors are available too...

    3. Re: Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People working with ads and PR are just bad. I try my best to damage such people whenever I meet them and I think everybody should do the same.

    4. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      ...Who provides a larger number of internet connections at higher speeds than Comcast?

      Perhaps their ad should say, "We suck slightly less than all the other greedy sleazy competition-free ISPs."

    5. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty happy with Charter. 100/7 service for $60/month, and no data cap. And this is in an area where their only real competition is AT&T U-Verse, which maxes out at 54/3, for about $90/month, and has a relatively low data cap.

      And, yes, I get 100/7 in real-world usage.

    6. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by thevirtualcat · · Score: 1

      Er... what?

      If we go by that metric, then the fastest internet is satellite or cellular. Those are available in far more places than Comcast (or cable in general) is and are usually faster than a landline with a 56k modem. (Which, despite the copper network being largely left to rot be some phone companies, is STILL more ubiquitous than cable.)

    7. Re: Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will not complain if companies use the #1 in some broad category but isn't the speed test advertising reporting equivalently the same information?

    8. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comcast has 2gb fiber in my area. Thus, they are the fastest - faster than google fiber.

      And?

    9. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by bondsbw · · Score: 2

      Now you've gone from fudging the truth to flat out lying.

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    10. Re: Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I try my best to damage such people whenever I meet them

      No, Internet Tough Guy, you don't. And you would fail hilariously if you did.

    11. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, and Comcast in my area is even faster, which would be useful if their uptime was better than 60%. Sure, when the internet is UP it's fast, but considering 24/7 throughput on a business connection, they're hardly the "fastest".

    12. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by unixisc · · Score: 1

      As someone who's recently relocated frequently enough to have tried out different providers, I can say - just about anybody.

      In Charlotte, I had TWC and in Atlanta, Charter. Here near DC, I have Comcast. TWC was good, Charter was great but Comcast here is a dog. Even though they claim to offer 50 or 100 Mbps, I often find the streaming or the browser slowing to a crawl. An issue that I didn't have w/ the other 2. Only good thing about Comcast - they support IPv6 - their business package does. Their home package is still stuck on IPv4, as is everybody else.

    13. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by unixisc · · Score: 1

      I've not seen data caps w/ any of the broadband providers - be it Charter, TWC or Comcast. Granted, Charter is the best, but data caps are only something seen w/ the wireless carriers like Verizon and AT&T. Or maybe the DSL guys, whoever is left

    14. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      "...we suck slightly less in terms of speed..."

    15. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the same apply to sports?
      If I am the fastest runner in my back yard, can I then claim to be the fastest runner in America or do I have to be the fastest runner in other places too?

      There was a an article posted on slashdot a couple of years ago where an ISP provided a 40Gbit link to a customer. Does it matter that the customer happened to be the mother of the CEO and that the speed wasn't available to any other customer?

      I would say that if you claim to be able to deliver a speed then you should at least be prepared to do it to more than half of the population.
      If you claim to be the fastest the speed should be judged from the service that most people actually can get.

    16. Re: Not a Comcast shill, but... by stevedog · · Score: 1

      Please be sure to let Comcast know that in a significant portion of its major metro areas. Though admittedly, they did raise it to 1TB/Mo, vs the previously much more onerous 300GB/Mo prior to June.

    17. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Different markets with different treatments, different usage patterns. That you personally haven't gotten cap overage notices doesn't somehow invalidate that Comcast (et al.) send them out to others. Comcast might even have your router mac assigned to your neighbor for billing.

      I've gotten cap notices when the kids left a video service on autoplay (sigh) and when doing photo backups to Google photos.

      I would really rather not get notices of overage charges for occasional spikes. We normally are well under our Comcast 'cap'. A decent company would automatically take that into account and leave us alone. Sadly i'm not holding my breath for this type of behavior from them.

    18. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      To be the fastest internet in America, just tie a 256 character message to a raven and let it fly from your castle.

    19. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      It depends what you're connecting to. Their network is very heavily optimized to make http requests to popular American websites, plus services like Youtube, work well.

      HOWEVER... their connectivity to arbitrary hosts in foreign countries isn't nearly as impressive.

      Four years ago, I switched from Comcast (50mbps down) to U-verse (24mbps down, 3mbps up) and ran a bunch of connectivity benchmarks the day before I cancelled Comcast. I was in Miami, and the servers I connected to were in cities like Taipei, Darwin (Australia), Volograd, Caracas, London, Yellowknife (Canada), and Helsinki.

      The long and short answer: Comcast was decisively faster to London and Caracas, and comparable for Helsinki... but U-verse was about FOUR TIMES faster to the other cities. From what I recall, the Yellowknife test actually timed out with Comcast (but worked fine, albeit a little slowly, with U-verse).

      More importantly, U-verse seems to do a better job of SUSTAINING fast, long transfers. Comcast will show insane speeds for a few seconds, but the moment their network realizes you're downloading something HUGE, their traffic-shaping kicks in & starts to limit your transfer rate. U-verse just keeps going... and going... and going... and going. 24mbps now, 10 minutes from now, and an hour from now.

    20. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And you still can't stream a 3Mb/s Netflix video without buffering. You don't rate a network on how fast it can be, but how slow it can be. Show me the lowest 5%, that's all that matters.

    21. Re: Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems he'd be successful against you, at least if you don't limit the definition to physically damaging (which the person you're responding to didn't). What, you didn't realize that there's more than one kind of damage?

      Language is funny like that, but I suspect you don't always grasp the nuances, do you?

    22. Re: Not a Comcast shill, but... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      My Comcast connection is 25Mbps, When we lived with my uncle in another city we could use another provider that was cheaper and I chose the same speed which is all we need. Uptime is pretty high.

    23. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      I have Uverse, with 45mbps down on a 55/6 pair-bonded profile. According to Speedtest, I just got 50.74 down, and 5.47up.

      As of my next bill, my data cap is 1TB/month. Right now, it's either 600gb or 750gb.

      U-verse seems to be fairly lenient with both the max speed and usage byte-counting.

    24. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      Everybody else is most certainly NOT limited to IPv4.

      I have U-verse (45mbps down, 55/6 bonded profile), and have IPv6 with a /60 prefix.

    25. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even then they're still lying.

    26. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This exactly. I have Comcast, get up to 75 mb down on Ookla. Yet Netflix will stutter. On top of that, I have to have their stupid cable that is never ever used to get a better deal on internet.

    27. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have 100/100 and I get 99.9/99.9 according to my interface metrics, 98.5/98.5 when doing multi-stream downloads. I want exactly what I'm promised, no more, no less. In order to do proper traffic shaping, I need to artificially cap my network slightly below my minimum rate. You can have a 1Gb network, but if it blips down to 50Mb for even a moment, then you need to traffic shape down to 50Mb, otherwise you may get a brief ping spike. I monitor my connection quality both ping pinging my ISP and pinging external servers like Google, Netflix, etc. I keep my max ping deltas below 5ms to all of my monitoring servers for months at a time.

      For all intents and purposes, I have 0% packetloss and my jitter is in the 1ms range. This is my at home connection and I bet I pay less than you.

    28. Re:Not a Comcast shill, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mine is up 24/7, no problerms.

      so, fastest, uptime...what more do you want?

  3. So nobody has the fastest internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last thing I want is every ISP commercial followed by 25 seconds of a guy reciting disclaimers like we are at with pharmaceutical ads. Fucking lawyers.

    1. Re:So nobody has the fastest internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last thing I want is every ISP commercial followed by 25 seconds of a guy reciting disclaimers like we are at with pharmaceutical ads. Fucking lawyers.

      Choosing the wrong ISP probably won't cause birth defects in your unborn children or permanently destroy your bowel, but hey, you never know.

    2. Re:So nobody has the fastest internet? by Jawnn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The last thing I want is every ISP commercial followed by 25 seconds of a guy reciting disclaimers like we are at with pharmaceutical ads. Fucking lawyers.

      Right. We should all just trust what our corporate betters tell us. After the all, they're richer and smarter than us, so they must know better than anyone, especially dirty government regulators, what's best for us. Advertising shouldn't have to truthful, just truthy. Right?
      Fucking dim-witted Rand fan boys.

    3. Re:So nobody has the fastest internet? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Funny

      Choosing the wrong ISP probably won't cause birth defects in your unborn children or permanently destroy your bowel

      If you think that you've never had to deal with Comcast.

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    4. Re:So nobody has the fastest internet? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      He's right about the lawyers, though. Being "truthy" is making wild claims in your ad, then covering any lie in the 25 seconds of hasty, unintelligible mumbling following the ad. Disclaimers do nothing for the truthfulness of ads, they just make sure advertisers cannot be called out on their lies. They are meaningless legalese that makes government regulators, consumer advocates, and corporations all a little happier while accomplishing nothing; you're better off without them. And that's the hard to swallow truth*

      *) May or may not be the truth. Not valid in the state of California. May cause irreversible damage to kidneys and liver. Conditions apply.

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    5. Re:So nobody has the fastest internet? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      He's right about the lawyers, though. Being "truthy" is making wild claims in your ad, then covering any lie in the 25 seconds of hasty, unintelligible mumbling following the ad. Disclaimers do nothing for the truthfulness of ads, they just make sure advertisers cannot be called out on their lies. They are meaningless legalese that makes government regulators, consumer advocates, and corporations all a little happier while accomplishing nothing; you're better off without them. And that's the hard to swallow truth*

        *) May or may not be the truth. Not valid in the state of California. May cause irreversible damage to kidneys and liver. Conditions apply.

      Except now the ad has disclaimers that you're paying for. A prime-time 30 second ad spot costs around $150,000. That's just one ad play - it's not for the entire show, or the season - just those 30 seconds. If you spend 15 of that on disclaimers, you've wasted $75,000 of that trying to justify your claim.

      Plus, viewers who have to sit through 15 seconds of fast talking disclaimer will be likely to question the claims you made - those 15 seconds feel long and boring than the 15 seconds of claims. After a few times of seeing the ad, viewers are unlikely to be convinced.

      That's why companies would rather buy it - if Ookla published a report that said "Comcast has the fastest internet", then you'll see the claim in a Comcast ad, and a little bit of text saying "Ookla report, Year/month/day" like you see on political ads citing sources. Or when you see "Professional driver, closed course" on a car ad.

    6. Re:So nobody has the fastest internet? by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1

      The last thing I want is every ISP commercial followed by 25 seconds of a guy reciting disclaimers like we are at with pharmaceutical ads. Fucking lawyers.

      How about every ISP commercial avoids saying "the fastest in-home Wi-Fi" unless the facts justify such a claim without 25 seconds of disclaimers? Don't say anything that requires disclaimers, and you can avoid the disclaimers. If you need fine print, perhaps you're making a claim in order to fool people into making incorrect assumptions if they don't read the fine print, rather than to actually inform people.

    7. Re:So nobody has the fastest internet? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you have a connection lasting longer than 4 hours, call your doctor.

  4. False advertising... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    My friend has Comcast cable. He pays for 150mb and gets 240mb instead.

    1. Re:False advertising... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I've been laughing at, and shaking my head at, those commercials since they first aired. "We have the fastest wi-fiI!" Well, that's true, but since wi-fi is slower than DSL even with only a single user connected, EVERYONE has the fastest wi-fi.

      You know that, I know that, but Joe Average doesn't. That's the nature of advertising in the US at least; sell to the uninformed. Plenty of fools in the world, no need to target anyone with an average or above IQ or amount of technical knowledge.

    2. Re:False advertising... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You know that, I know that, but Joe Average doesn't.

      And Joe Average doesn't understand why the "fastest wifi" isn't so fast inside a coffee shop.

    3. Re:False advertising... by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

      I pay for 25 and get 90. Comcast internet is great.

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  5. Happy Words by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    To avoid getting sued, they should use subjective words instead, like "Comcast Internet is the most synergetic!"

    1. Re:Happy Words by whizzard · · Score: 1

      It's Comcastic!

    2. Re:Happy Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Premium Synergistic Retro-Performance!

    3. Re:Happy Words by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      To avoid getting sued, they should use subjective words instead, like "Comcast Internet is the most synergetic!"

      .."the most scalable!"

    4. Re:Happy Words by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Is that like "caustic"?

  6. Comcast in Quincy by tekrat · · Score: 4, Informative

    Comcast in Quincy MA (just outside Boston) is charging their customers for fast internet, but according to my buddies over there, the speed is just faster than a modem.

    The entire town has essentially called Comcast to complain, and they've done nothing to fix it, and this has been going on for over a month.

    And the best part? Apparently, there's no alternative for internet access. And you're within sight of a major metropolitan area.

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    1. Re:Comcast in Quincy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I would read the following document: http://www.mass.gov/ocabr/docs/dtc/catv/license/quincycomcast606.pdf It describes the terms and conditions that Comcast must operate under. If I were your buddies I would notify the Cable Advisory Committee at Quincy Town Hall in writing.

  7. let us handle it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as some government bureaucrat oversees it, we'll all be good. People are too easily fooled and can't make their own decisions.

  8. yawn by k6mfw · · Score: 1

    no news for me. too much fatigue of ISPs claiming they have fastest internet like furniture and carpet stores saying they have a big sale.

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    1. Re:yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coldest beer in town. Measure that.

  9. Re: This makes any connection faster & safer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Push ads? What about pull ads? What about the ads in my Sunday paper?

  10. Comcast versus ATT by cpufrier37075 · · Score: 1

    In Nashville, TN. I switched from Comcast to ATT Uverse internet and my effective download speed doubled. That was about 3 years ago and I don't remember having a tier option for Comcast. I have no need for really fast downloads. The reason I switched was the frequent service outages with Comcast. Zero upload and download is intolerable. Outages are much less frequent with ATT and those outages have so far been solved by a hard reset of my modem/router. ATT has its flaws but for me in a head to head with Comcast it is the lesser bad.

    1. Re:Comcast versus ATT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's good to know. I'm moving from Los Angeles to Hendersonville, TN in two days. Do you have any ideas of the speeds/reliability out that way? My girlfriend's family isn't very knowledgable with tech issues so I don't get a lot of good info from them about it, other than "yeah, it's good out here". I work from home and for my job uptime is more important than speed, usually.

      Here in our LA apartment we have U-Verse and the speeds aren't super, nor is the uptime. I feel like I have to restart the modem at least once a week to get it working again. We're leaving a new building and they (AT&T) are constantly working in the communication room, so I always attributed the outages to them not actually having it set up properly yet.

  11. Public Service commission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should be complaining to their public service commission. THAT will get Comcast's attention. Through in complaints to the FCC and FTC and if they get enough complaints, they'll find Comcast.

    Those assholes lobbied to have their local monopoly and they deserve every fine they get.

  12. In my area they are.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can get 2GB fiber at a decent enough price. Can also get 1GB fiber from AT&T for less.

    So, Comcast, compared to all other in-home internet, no matter the area, IS the fastest.

    Suck it google fiber.

    1. Re:In my area they are.... by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      the areas in where you can get that 2GB fiber from comcast is limited

    2. Re:In my area they are.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1Gb/1Gb fiber is costing me $55/month from my ISP or I could get 2Gb/2Gb fiber from Comcast for $299.95/month

  13. same concast that made a big deal about espn goal by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    same concast that made a big deal about espn goal line say we have it and directv does not. BUT there ad was in HD but the channel was not in HD on comcast systems.

    There old clams about having the most HD Choices

  14. Nice fast service from Comcast by almitydave · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, their service is great! I have 105Mb cable internet, which allows me to hit my monthly 1TB data cap in just over 22 hours!

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    1. Re:Nice fast service from Comcast by ZiakII · · Score: 1

      Umm that would be 2.6 hours not 24 hours....

      (1 TB) / (105 (mb / s)) = 2.64550265 hours

    2. Re:Nice fast service from Comcast by ZiakII · · Score: 1

      Nevermind Google treats mb as MB for some reason (1 TB) / (105 (Megabits / s)) = 21.1640212 hours

    3. Re:Nice fast service from Comcast by lexman098 · · Score: 1

      Capitalize the M

  15. Right, nobody is fastest everywhere. "In Dallas" by raymorris · · Score: 1

    That's right, no consumer provider truly has the fastest service everywhere. To claim they do is a lie. Perhaps they could tell the truth by running this ad in Dallas:

    "The fastest home internet service available throughout Dallas."

    Maybe it would be true to say "Cable internet is twice as fast as DSL, on average."

    Or "the most reliable service of any nationwide provider".

  16. National Advertising Division (NDA) by roccomaglio · · Score: 1

    Someone is bad at acronyms or it should be NAD. Google's first result is National Advertising Division (NAD) - Better Business Bureau

    1. Re:National Advertising Division (NDA) by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      The article uses NAD, so my money is on Slashdot editors being brain dead.

    2. Re:National Advertising Division (NDA) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just assumed that the National Advertising Division didn't want to be called NADs.

  17. Fastest in home wifi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They claim they have the fastest in home wifi which in it's self is a retarded statement. They aren't claiming to have the fastest internet speeds, or fastest downstream speeds, they claim to have the fastest wifi. So that just means the data rate the AP is connected to your device. So the transfer rate between the AP and device is the only thing measured in that instance. Which I can have the fastest in home wifi if I'm right next to my api, and my wifi card is properly configured and all things works out. Now if I happen to move to the other end of the house or run into any other interference such rates will drop. The ad is just retarded from the get go.

    1. Re:Fastest in home wifi by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      The ad is just retarded from the get go.

      Or in other words, perfect for 80% (if not higher) of the population that would hear "fastest wifi" and think "faster internet" regardless of any technical details.

  18. Fastest for what price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking hypothetically (using made up numbers for effect), you could offer a 1MBps plan for $40 and a 10 GBps plan for $500 and still claim to have the "fastest" service. Even if most of your customers only ever use the cheaper plan.

    And of course "fastest in-home WiFi" is a pretty stupid claim.

  19. Go NAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Comcast just got kicked in^Wby the NADs. Go NAD!

  20. False advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am shocked, SHOCKED, to find out that marketing materials are a lie.

  21. It's all about the nodes by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

    They should be required to disclose how many customers on on the same node you are. Yes you are guaranteed 40Mbps down shared amongst the 372 apartments in you building.

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    1. Re:It's all about the nodes by swb · · Score: 1

      Is there a good resource on how the typical Comcast municipal network is actually structured?

      My vague understanding based on looking around is that some series of houses (a few blocks, more or less, for a typical single family house urban neighborhood) are all tied to a node via coax, and the node is tied to the rest of the Comcast network via fiber optics.

      Is that how it actually looks? Are the nodes tied directly to some central office? Do they send cable TV video via fiber optics, or is video handled through some separate RF distribution system? What kind of connectivity do they generally use from the node on up?

  22. Comcast + Monster = fastest Wi-Fi!!! by drunken_boxer777 · · Score: 2

    I added a Monster coaxial cable to my Comcast Wi-Fi receiver and now I have the fastest Wi-Fi! The internet really comes alive!

    Take that Google Fiber!

    1. Re:Comcast + Monster = fastest Wi-Fi!!! by Paco103 · · Score: 1

      Monster? Please. . . use a Diamond HDMI cable! Not only will you have the fastest in home wifi, your wifi will be ultra HD 4K 3D at 240Hz with the more Gee-Bees! Also available in white and gold.

    2. Re:Comcast + Monster = fastest Wi-Fi!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously ... just let the joke go. You don't have to 1-up everything.

    3. Re:Comcast + Monster = fastest Wi-Fi!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That Diamond HDMI cable company missed the perfect marketing claim: Providing crystal clear audio! Though their diamond cable is made from silver...

    4. Re:Comcast + Monster = fastest Wi-Fi!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, makes sense. If you connect the wifi router via a coax cable to your laptop the speed will be high :) Make sure to use 802.11ac capable card and attenuators to avoid damaging the receivers.

  23. they only claim to have the fastest wi-fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They claim they have the fastest wifi, which means that they provide 802.11ac wifi devices, which are the "fastest". They're not claiming anything about the CONNECTION itself, just the wifi.

    Deceptive advertising, sure. Incorrect, technically no.

    1. Re:they only claim to have the fastest wi-fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they've claimed both in the same ad and different ads (some claim fastest internet, some fastest wifi, some both).

      Beyond that, obviously, no , they're not technically correct either. Comcast's approved list of wifi routers are all 802.11n and 802.11g. Yet, 802.11ac is faster than both and available.

      Seriously, fuck Comcast.

  24. False advertising is not illegal in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right Apple?

  25. Re:Right, nobody is fastest everywhere. "In Dallas by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    That's right, no consumer provider truly has the fastest service everywhere. To claim they do is a lie. Perhaps they could tell the truth by running this ad in Dallas:

    "The fastest home internet service available throughout Dallas."

    Maybe it would be true to say "Cable internet is twice as fast as DSL, on average."

    Or "the most reliable service of any nationwide provider".

    See, this is where the over-wording in announcements comes into play. Your method is great, but let me add a bit more to be completely accurate:

    The fastest home internet service available throughout Dallas, but only on the XXtremeXX Plan(tm), and with less equipment, obstructions, bends, or shoddy fixes between the fiber transmission device and the home receiver port; service is only fastest based on closest speed testing servers with the fewest routing hops, and only at certain times of the night when usage from other consumers is lowest. * GASP BREATH*

    All I can say is that I had Cincinnati Bell's new Fiber service at a former apartment and got =~850mbps to near, =~ 650mbps to a select set of foreign speed testing servers over a Gigabit provisioned line. After moving to another apartment, they have the "fiber to the node" service but still sell it as fiber in all advertising. The ONLY way to find out that it's not fiber into the home, with equipment to interface with said fiber is to drill questions into salespeople when you call for service. If you say, get response:
    Is Gigabit fiber available into [address]? The answer is ALWAYS "yes".
    Is gigabit Internet service available to me AT [address]? Yes.
    Am I going to have the fastest service available in the Cincinnati area at my place at [address]? Yes!
    Am I going to have fiber run to the home at [address] or the apartment at [address]? Yes. (HINT! Apartments don't allow individual fiber runs).
    Do you have the ability to run fiber into my apartment at [address]? Yes.

    Now here's the kicker question: What is the maximum bandwidth available at [address]?
    There is a lot of "uh" noise heard from the person (overseas, I might add) followed by asking you for your address over THREE TIMES more. The end answer is "Our [whatever they prepend this month] 50 megabits is available at that address." No more, no less. They aren't allowed to explain why, and aren't allowed to indicate that it might be "upped" in the future by expansion, etc.

    One strand of fiber is run to each building underground with the copper lines, but is only allowed to be attached to the building on the outside, not inside. Then, the copper to be run to the apartment is drawn back down for an underground run (already done 50+ years ago) for regular phone service into the building, and distributed the same.

    BTW my 50mbps is 46 on a good night (or day; it stays the same no matter when you test). They claim the rest is for the other wonderful services [they] offer like TV and phone, so you really DO have 50mbps to your location. You only get 46 for the Internet.

    Now that's false advertising and somehow they get away with it, even though there are no disclaimers or warnings. They wait until the installer is done installing the service in your place, and then for you to complain about it not being [at teh gigabits]. There's less desire for one to cancel service after already having paid for installation fees and waiting days to weeks for an installer [contractor] to be available for the installation. I guess that's their logic. Still wondering where the lawsuits are...?

    I know this isn't about Comcast, but it's about the principles of advertising and using whatever data/awards/metrics desired to make whatever claims they wish to make. Bell is just plain BOLD, though, because they don't say "speeds may vary" on the advertising OR "fiber isn't fiber all of the time". I digress.

  26. Speed Veries with Site!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I currently have Verizon and doing very well with it. In the past I would use Ookla Speedtest and would get very good results that were exactly what they were supposed to be. Recently I have seen those results slow down all of the sudden. And yet my internet seemed fine... So, when Netflix ( and others) own speed test service came on I gave it a try and the result was a speed of 25Mbit/s as it was supposed to be. This makes me wonder if Ookla Speedtest is still an objetive 3rd party in this matter... or if they are intentionally manipulating the results to favor Comcast over other ISP providers.

  27. Re:same concast that made a big deal about espn go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    same concast that made a big deal about espn goal line say we have it and directv does not. BUT there ad was in HD but the channel was not in HD on comcast systems.

    There old clams about having the most HD Choices

    Are you mentally retarded or something? Seriously, you have the writing skills of a goat with Down syndrome.

  28. Claims like this insult our intelligence.... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter if it's Comcast, Verizon or any of the other carriers out there. I hate when they market nonsense like "the fastest wi-fi". That is impossible to ascertain, for starters.... It's not like they have a new 802.11 series standard in use exclusively! Their gear uses the same wi-fi protocols as everyone else, and so far, even 802.11ac tends not to maintain the full throughput of what you pay for with a faster broadband tier. There's no reason to believe it outperforms good quality 3rd. party wi-fi routers. I guarantee something like a Netgear Nighthawk has a faster CPU inside it for routing traffic than anything a provider like Comcast gives you.

    Furthermore, if any of them actually CARED that you got good wireless performance with their service, they'd, at the very least, send out a technician with signal strength measuring gear to do a site survey of your property, and install wireless repeaters where necessary.

  29. Neflix posts average ISP speeds by Streetlight · · Score: 2

    See: https://ispspeedindex.netflix....

    These speeds are for prime time delivery of Netflix's data for July comes in 6th at 3.47 Mbps whereas Verizon, number one, is at 3.61 Mbps. Not much difference. Some caveats here: there can be variations for data travel over intermediate connections, it's prime time. Then again, Netflix produces something like 37% of network traffic during prime time so maybe the numbers are useful.

    One problem with Ookla results is that for their speed tests the data between your modem and your ISP's servers likely never leave the ISP's network. That's very unlikely to be the case for general Internet usage.

    --
    In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. George Orwell
  30. These ads piss me off by brando56894 · · Score: 1

    Whenever I see these ads I want to punch the TV, especially since my parents can only get Comcast if they want broadband cable. They're paying about $250/month and the internet slows to a crawl half the time, standard definition cable channels artifact and drop out occasionally, a handful of HD channels that they pay for NEVER work even though their SD counterparts do, the HD channels also artifact and drop out, along with on-demand doing the same thing! They have 150 down and 25 up, and I have 100 Mbps FiOS at the other end of the state (North Jersey, outside of NYC) and it's definitely faster than what they have. Also Comcast refuses to accept backed payments in smaller amounts, they want it all or nothing. I moved into a friend's place and his bill was $600 in the red, I offered to help him pay it down and spoke with Comcast about it. They told me to have a lease notarized that the previous tennant didn't live there (he did) and we wouldn't have to pay the $600. I did everything they asked to the T, but they still wouldn't unlock the account. Even when I offered to pay the amount in installments of $200 or $300 they wouldn't accept it! This wasn't "I'll give you $300 now and you turn the cable back on", it was "I'll give you $300 now and keep everything disconnected, then I'll give you $300 in two weeks". They actively refused setting up a payment plan or anything other than taking the $600 in one shot. In the end we just had to pay it in one lump sum. The thing that pisses me off the most is the completely misleading "Fastest In Home WiFi" claim considering that the bandwidth of your WiFi connection has absolutely nothing to do with the bandwidth of your ISP connection, considering that you can have 1.3 Gbps 802.11AC streaming through your house, but not have an active internet connection, yet 75% of the population doesn't even know that, let alone what WiFi actually is (my 34 year old brother and his girlfriend are two of them haha)

  31. Must take into account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That Comcast can prioritize the traffic to speedtest.net and make themselves look faster. This is a very old trick and easy to cheat at.

  32. Seems reasonable to me by marktorrance · · Score: 1

    I don't understand the objection. An airline could claim the "fastest route from San Francisco to London" even if they also offer many other slow (connecting) routes. I do not agree that the context of the ad implies that all customers at all service levels would experience the fastest internet. I'm a happy Comcast customer...

  33. Fastest Wifi... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its misleading... wifi speed isn't the same as internet speed...

  34. Re: This makes any connection faster & safer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Op here who replied ac. Look fuck nut, let's get one thing clear. I didn't downmod shit. Or upmod shit. Or sideways mod shit. I don't have mod points. I've been here since the beginning of slashdot and I don't have a fucking account. Who the fuck needs an account?

  35. None of the tests are hugely useful by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Netflix isn't useful because it is so low bandwidth. Sure if you are using ADSL maybe it is relevant but for most fast connections even if the connection is working for shit Netflix will still be fine. A Netflix stream is literally about 2% of my Internet speed for an HD stream.

    Ookla can be useful but requires some work on the part of the end user. As you say, you need to test off your ISP. Mine does by default (my ISP, Cox, has a Speedtest server but for internal use only). Realistically, you should test to a neighboring state to get a good idea of how your connection does if it goes through a number of hops. HOWEVER you have to be careful because a lot of Speedtest servers are garbage. They don't have much bandwidth, or apply limits to each connection so you can test your connection on a server and get a shit result, only to choose another one in the same city and get full bandwidth. DSLReports seems to have a much better speedtest program overall, less reliant on users making good choices.

    However all that aside, it only tells part of the story as it tells what a particular user has right then, not what they could. That someone only chooses to buy slow Internet doesn't mean that only slow Internet is available. Like here Cox will sell you a plan as slow as 5 Mbps or as fast as 300 Mbps. So should they really get shit for slow internet if someone chooses their slow plan, when the fast one is available? Also people are sometimes their own enemies in slow speed tests. I've known a couple of people that actually had faster Internet service than they were getting because of their equipment. Guy I know was paying for Cox's standard package, which is 50 Mbps, but he had an old DOCSIS 2 modem and a Linksys WRTG54 router. Net effect he got 20ish Mbps because of slow modem, slow router, and G wireless. He got a new DOCSIS 3 modem, new AC router, and now everything is operating at full speed.

    I really don't know of a good way to get a single metric for Internet speed. You need to consider what speed(s) are available, how much it costs, how fast it is to various places on the 'net, etc.

  36. This makes any connection faster & safer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    Ads rob speed, security (malvertising), privacy (tracking).

    Hosts add speed (hardcodes/adblocks), security (bad sites/poisoned dns), reliability (dns down), & anonymity (dns requestlogs/trackers) natively.

    Works vs. caps & PUSH ads.

    Avg. page = big as Doom http://www.theregister.co.uk/2... & ads = 40% of it.

    Hosts != ClarityRay blockable (vs. souled-out to admen inferior wasteful redundant slow usermode addons)

    Less power/cpu/ram + IO use vs. DNS/routers/addons/antivirus (slows you) + less security issues/complexity.

    Compliments firewalls (blocking less used IP addys vs. hosts blocking more used domains) & DNS (lightens dns load).

    Gets data via 10 security sites.

    APK

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  37. STFU & quit running your cocksucker! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Everyone knows fools like you post by ac after downmodding unjustifiably. What do I do? This https://tech.slashdot.org/comm... just as I said I would (repost)... so keep blowing those modpoints of yours under your registered LUSER account or sockpuppets ok?

    * FACT: I just blow you away along with your 'downmodpoints' loser, yet again... lol!

    APK

    P.S.=> Keep blowing your downmodpoints - I'll just post again & RUN YOU DRY OF THEM, easily (because fucks like you are SO fucking stupid AND easy to outsmart, that it makes me laugh)... apk

  38. Actually what happens -- meaningless words by SeattleLawGuy · · Score: 1

    To avoid getting sued, they should use subjective words instead, like "Comcast Internet is the most synergetic!"

    Although couched in jest, this is actually one major thing that has happened as a result of requirements for truth in advertising. A hundred years ago advertisements in your local paper might give you details and information about the product. But information content has gone way down in response, because you can't be sued over a claim you don't make. So now our ads have much less information and much more meaningless double-talk and content-less appeals to emotion.

    Truth in advertising is important, but to the extent that we've moved closer to it, it has come at a cost.

    --
    Real lawyers write in C++
  39. Advertising truths....not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this even under dscussion? Apart from the fact that advertsers lie and that the major ISPs do not provide much more than
    the minimum service or support unless lawyers get involved...
    Why isn't the discussion pointed to the topics of :
    1) What can we do to get then major ISPs to begin to provide nationwide reliable and fast internet service?
    2) What have the major ISPs gotten away with and how do we address stopping that kind of stuff?
    3) Why haven't 'local monopolies' been challenged in courtrooms?
    4) What has the federal government done wth ISPs to serve the 'entitled' but haven't addressed the rural and urban underserved?
    5) Where are all the 'publc utility' users and why haven't they pushed this?
    6) How deep into my congressman and local/state government officials are the major ISPs hands and money?
    7) Why aren't the ISPs going ahead with FTTH and making a big announcement? ( AT&T offers it 'only in certain areas' )

  40. Ad board appears useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now the 'ad board' speaks up about something being improperly advertised???????

    And, they do this with an ISP in 2016? (and not back in 2004 maybe?)

    Glad some manager decided to push up to the 20th century and deal with predatory advertising. But it is the 21st century and this 'revelation' comes more than 10 years too late.

    So, there must be Money in this somewhere, and the 'ad board' wants it.

    Absolute Shit Bags, every one involved.