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Comcast Says There's 6 Million Unhappy DSL Users Left To Target (dslreports.com)

Karl Bode, writing for DSLReports: As we noted last week, cable is effectively demolishing phone companies when it comes to new broadband subscriber additions, and Comcast still says the company has plenty of room to grow. Comcast and Charter alone added 500,000 net broadband subscribers last quarter, while the nation's biggest telcos collectively lost 360,783 broadband users during the same period. With AT&T and Verizon backing away from unwanted DSL users, and Windstream Frontier and CenturyLink only eyeing piecemeal upgrades, the bloodshed is far from over. Speaking this week at the Nomura 2016 Media, Telecom & Internet Conference, Comcast VP Marcien Jenckes stated that the company has plenty of unhappy DSL customers left to nab. In fact, Comcast says the company still has around 6 million DSL subscribers in its territory, many of which are likely frustrated by outdated speeds.

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  1. DSL is my only option by dugancent · · Score: 1

    Comcast and the like have come down my street several times taking surveys asking if we would subscribe. Since many don't want cable TV, and the ones that do already have DirecTV or Dish, they decide it's not worth it.

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    1. Re:DSL is my only option by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. Why wouldn't you just get the Internet-only package? You don't have to get cable TV.

    2. Re:DSL is my only option by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe Comcast isn't interested in building the infrastructure to offer service solely for internet-only customers.

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    3. Re:DSL is my only option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He means they never built out his neighborhood because there wasn't enough demand for it. So no cable at all, TV or internet.

    4. Re:DSL is my only option by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      They should get interested. Traditional TV won't exist for too much longer.

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    5. Re:DSL is my only option by dugancent · · Score: 1

      Should be, but they aren't. If they can't an average of x dollars per subscriber, they won't build the infrastructure.

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    6. Re:DSL is my only option by internerdj · · Score: 1

      I went to DSL and DirecTV at my previous residence because the cable company oversubscribed the street and I would have useful bandwidth anytime except for between 5pm and midnight on weekdays. This not only ruined normal internet use but cause all sorts of digital signal artifacts during primetime TV.

    7. Re:DSL is my only option by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      Have you ever dealt with Comcast? I have DirecTV and DSL. If I have DSL problems, I call the phone company and say there's noise on the line. Since they have to respond within a certain amount of time for voice line issues, that means the line gets fixed in a timely manner. I could be wrong, but I don't believe that Comcast has any such requirement. They roll a truck when they feel like it. Worse, if you're only getting Internet, they cap your speed lower than if you were getting TV as well. Not to mention that when I considered going Internet only with them, they insisted on a two year contract but wouldn't say the price for the second year. I'm not entering a contract with someone if they refuse to disclose the terms of the contract. I don't even understand how that's legal. Plus they wanted to charge per foot for a line to the house even though I could just about reach the phone pole from the house. Then they wanted me to buy a modem, whereas the phone company provided a modem with wifi and hard wired ports for free, without a contract, and costing half as much.

      They sent people door to door in my area last year. There's a dish on nearly every building still, I doubt it was worth the effort of knocking on doors. How bad does a company have to be to send people to your door to beg?

    8. Re:DSL is my only option by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      This not only ruined normal internet use but cause all sorts of digital signal artifacts during primetime TV.

      Cable TV is not provided using the Internet service, it is a fixed set of channels that have no interaction at all with internet.

      TV artifacts are due to the over-compression of the TV signals so they can put more TV signals into the same space, not because your neighbors were sucking up all the internet. And part of the "more TV signals" comes from the broadcasters who have found they can put four "channels" onto one carrier and show you not only the major networks but things like Me, This, Grit, Joe, etc.

    9. Re: DSL is my only option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can also give the vacuum cleaner hose a try

    10. Re:DSL is my only option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they just want to harvest whatever profits they can, by competition, something AT&T is not used to, where a monopoly position billing regimen is all they know. Oops, I forgot, they just bough up a huge slow speed obsolete satellite TV broadcast piece of shit nobody wants. Scheduled programming with massive amounts of advertising? Who wants that shit other than the brainless dix at AT&T?
      If not either AT&T or the cable guys puts fiber into the homes, their game is over. IP telephony works almost as well as POTS.
      You got next to nothing, AT&T, other than the vestiges of an old monopoly. May you rot in pieces.

    11. Re:DSL is my only option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My DSL may be only 20mbps, but I have low latency like you wouldn't believe and my ISP has REAL tech support. The kind of guys I can call up and explain things to in highly detailed technical terms who can understand and act upon the issues raised. I will never trade them for some wannabe cable ISP with shit ping and "tech support" that only knows what is printed on their little lists (ie. have you tried rebooting?)

    12. Re: DSL is my only option by Malc · · Score: 1

      Whats'a the upload speed like? That's why I ditched DSL. Now I've got 20mbs upstream, which is way better than the cable providers around here.

    13. Re:DSL is my only option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You keep thinking that. There's a ton of boomers out there who can hardly handle their own iPad or Kindle and you think these people are just going to automagically jump ship because of what you think? It may not be the largest market but it is profitable, the infrastructure is largely the same and they have an audience that has little to no choice (by their own reckoning) to do anything better to get the TV that has been a standard part of their daily lives for decades.

      Cable is going to do just fine for their TV content delivery method through the next couple of decades. By the time that the TV dependent crowd starts to thin out the providers will have made it seamless enough that most people won't know where their internet access begins and their cable TV content ends.

      I doubt that in our lifetimes there will be a day where there won't be a large box/panel sitting in a room where the family gathers around for a couple hours a day to be fed one-way content from a provider. This kind of thing is ingrained in human culture. If it's not the TV or the radio then it was elders telling stories to the kids around the camp fire or someone playing the fiddle that rested on the mantel. The idea of the story giver as an entertainer is a cultural fact that has changed forms but hasn't changed function.

    14. Re:DSL is my only option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comcast and the like have come down my street several times taking surveys asking if we would subscribe. Since many don't want cable TV, and the ones that do already have DirecTV or Dish, they decide it's not worth it.

      >Comcast Says There's 6 Million Unhappy DSL Users Left To Target

      The headline should read:

      Comcast Says There's 6 Million Unhappy DSL Users Left To Assimilate.

    15. Re:DSL is my only option by internerdj · · Score: 1

      We only had video artifacts during primetime. If it were simple over-compression then shouldn't we have seen a steady rate of artifacts across the day? Towards the end we eventually had to give up watching TV during primetime. We'd have minutes of blockiness or missing audio. During the daytime, the picture never had artifacts.

    16. Re:DSL is my only option by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Because the bundling packages versus single packages make it a horrible waste of money to not get both services from the same company.

      In fact, with comcast, I was paying LESS per month for higher speed (75Mbs) - for the first 12 months - by bundling some TV package I never intended on using. The problem was I was paying more than that just for satellite (> $130/month, and that didn't even include premium channels - just HD and DVR service on three TV sets). So recently I sort of cut the cord and cancelled satellite, but I did get the basic cable package with HD from comcast for $20 more than I was paying. Augmented by commercial free Hulu ($12) and I already had Netflix and Amazon Prime.

      Point being, if you're going to get both, it's far cheaper to go with one company. For the record, I've had the absolute worst customer service from Comcast for the cable TV service... but over the past year, I've had the absolute best customer service from comcast's internet people.

      DirecTV, for me, was the best service to get television from - but it's just television, not worth nearly $140/month just for that.

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    17. Re: DSL is my only option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have Comcast and I get 50/1. The highest tier I can get is 100/4, but it's not worth the extra money.

  2. Ignoring the point by ausekilis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What about the 20+ million unhappy Comcast subscribers? Shouldn't they target some of them for better service?

    Wait, this is Comcast. Those people are already in the gallows.

    1. Re: Ignoring the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. What about people like me who were repeatedly lied to by Comcast Sales about pricing and continue to receive shitty service via an unburied bright orange cable running through my lawn

    2. Re:Ignoring the point by Dracos · · Score: 1

      At least some of that 6MM are either former cable ISP customers (likely because of the cable company), aren't in a cable service area, or are willing to accept DSL's limitations in order to avoid dealing with cable as an ISP. I fall into the last group.

    3. Re:Ignoring the point by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Unhappy or not, they're still paying the bill. It's not like they have an option to change ISPs.

      They aren't getting a single unhappy dollar (or otherwise) from people that aren't subscribers.

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    4. Re:Ignoring the point by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Just how horrible does your current service have to be for Comcast to look like a better alternative?

    5. Re:Ignoring the point by NormalVisual · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Likewise. I have a 12 Mbit business Uverse connection through AT&T. It has plenty of drawbacks - in particular the modem takes about 10 minutes to reboot/resync if the power blips, which happens several times a week where I live, and they can't decide whether or not I have problems with the physical line. One time they'll say, "oh yeah, we need to get that line replaced", and then the next it's "the line test looks fine to me". However, it's $65/month, I have 5 static IPs, IPv6 (finally) works well, and I can run whatever the hell I want on my connection. Every year or so, I get a quote from Comcast to compare. This year, it was $75/month for comparable service, plus another $30/month for 5 statics, plus $7.50/month for the modem rental (they won't allow customers to use their own gear with static IPs), and a $300 installation charge plus a 1 year commitment. I specifically told Comcast to contact me via email as I wouldn't be available on the phone during the day. Over a period of two weeks, three different sales reps called a total of 5 times while I was at work, and each time I responded via email and reminded them that they should contact me via that means. I never got a response, and eventually they just stopped calling. If that's how conscientious they are when trying to get my business, I shudder to think what the customer service would be like once they have my money.

      AT&T sucks in a lot of ways, but they're cheaper, they're responsive, and if I have issues I can usually get in touch with someone that actually knows something instead of having to walk through a useless 45-minute script with some phone jockey. I'd like to avail myself of better/faster service, but Comcast seems to do everything they can to keep me from switching.

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    6. Re:Ignoring the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ex-Verizon DSL customer here. Max download ~1 Mbit (far from the CO). Speed would drop (using VZ's "optimization" system to minimize crosstalk between pairs) gradually over a week's time, till I called and complained. The script readers in Customer Service would roll a repair guy who would inevitably "find a problem" in the loop between the house and the CO. Speed would go back up to 1 Mbit. Then it'd start dropping again. Rinse, repeat. VZ isn't maintaining the copper plant and they really wanted me gone. They'd pretend to care (how much did those truck rolls end up costing them?), but never fixed the issue. So I asked the VZ tech what he used for internet. Charter. So I got Charter. Frankly, I wish I'd switched much sooner - service has been fast & reliable, and customer service has been friendly, quick and efficient. I can't speak for Comcast, but I am a happy Charter customer.

    7. Re: Ignoring the point by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Don't get too excited, even when they do "bury" it, pieces of it usually stick up.

    8. Re:Ignoring the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, a small UPS is pretty cheap.

    9. Re:Ignoring the point by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Gee, I never would have thought of that myself. Less sarcastically, the internal gateway is in fact on a UPS (as is everything else in the room), but that doesn't help a lot when the DSL link drops during a power failure. It's often faster to reboot the gateway than to let it try to resync hot.

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    10. Re: Ignoring the point by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Same applies to their C-Level managers.

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    11. Re:Ignoring the point by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Have you ever TRIED quitting Comcast? Heroin lets you off the hook easier than them.

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    12. Re:Ignoring the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree. Time Warner swapped with Comcast here in Houston. Nobody was thrilled.

    13. Re:Ignoring the point by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Pretty horrible, which it was. Youtube was barely usable, constant buffering, waiting. Work VPN was terrible, screen refreshes felt like a lifetim. Finish a game on Steam, have to wait 5 minutes for your saves to sync with their cloud. Overall shitty speeds.
      I switched a month ago, it's like night and day. Granted, at first, I was having connection drops (upstream signal was screaming at 57dbvm to talk to the CTMS) , but after convincing Comcast to send a guy out to look at the tap on the pole, they replaced that and it's been great ever since. Neither company are without headaches.

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  3. Not happy with Comcast either by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Give me that $20 to $40 a month 40 Gbps internet speed any day of the week that the rest of the Free World gets under their "socialism".

    1000 times faster. 10 times cheaper.

    There's the sweet spot.

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    1. Re:Not happy with Comcast either by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Thousands of DSL customers are starving for bandwith. That means that they are soon all going to starve to death! Quick, do something.

    2. Re:Not happy with Comcast either by sexconker · · Score: 2

      Let them eat bits.

    3. Re:Not happy with Comcast either by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      So, I pay $60 for 25/5mbps.

      You have the 1000x faster, but only about 50% cheaper.

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    4. Re:Not happy with Comcast either by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      So long as they eat the bits in bytes, they'll be well fed.

      But Gbps is Gigabits per second, not GBps which is Gigabytes per second. Eight times the size, 80 times as expensive.

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    5. Re:Not happy with Comcast either by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Chop a few Comcast execs' heads off, worked for the French, didn't it?

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    6. Re:Not happy with Comcast either by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      70 bucks here for 125/20. But I have to endure 120 channels with nothing on as a downside.

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    7. Re:Not happy with Comcast either by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because 40Gbps is just available everywhere..

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  4. ATT DSL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an unhappy ATT DSL customer. Mostly, I'm unhappy with ATT. They spend more on lobbying to protect their moat than they spend on improving their technology. Lobbying has a better return.

  5. Six million soon-to-be-unhappy Comcast customers by gweilo8888 · · Score: 2

    The happy Comcast customer is a myth, just like Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Sure, there may be some unhappy DSL customers remaining to poach, but thanks to their legally-regulated monopoly, Comcast's own service is unreliable, awful and badly, badly overpriced too. These customers are jumping out of the frying pan, and into a bigger frying pan. Switching to Comcast will likely make their internet faster when it works, but it will also make it much more expensive and their happiness won't improve one iota.

  6. Tried to get cable... by NetAlien · · Score: 2

    three times now. Even offered to handle the last ~800 from the road to no avail. Meanwhile Windstream keeps raising price -- now nearly $80 for a measly 6-Mbps.

  7. AT$T by G4Cube · · Score: 0

    ATT has told me too bad your DSL is really just really good dial-up there is nothing we can do about your regulated service. The retired ATT guy said yeah they are killing the connections as fast as they can. You sell your house and had DSL the new owner cannot get it back. Oh just get Direct TV. Yet fiber is 400' from my house. Bastarde'!

  8. Re: Yeah but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Handing out EBT cards for use at Jack innuh Box.

  9. fixed it for you.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Comcast Says There's 6 Million Unhappy DSL Users Left To turn into Unhappy Comcast Customers

  10. summary is incorrect. by nimbius · · Score: 1

    disclaimer: im a comcast engineer.

    what tfa fails to mention is that there's 6 million unhappy DSL users left to target with our fresnel laser of doom. rest assured, (and we've tested this,) customer complaints are a thing of the past after exposure to the futuristic beam of a laser that blots out the sun.

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  11. Comcast good for broadband only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could never pay Comcast for any TV services because their system is so out of touch with competitors its terrible. On the other hand broadband has been really good, stable and fast. But I do know several people who have switched back to DSL to save money. I personally think Comcast offers a expensive bottom tier package that does not compete well with DSL. In my town the only way to get a cheap broadband service with Comcast is to also get TV service with them.

    1. Re:Comcast good for broadband only by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      I think it's like that everywhere - so I finally gave up spending $80/month for internet (75Mbs with my own modem) and nearly $140/month for DirecTV and combined TV with internet for $100/month from one company. I'm not quite as happy about the TV service, but it's over $100/month - TV's just not worth it.

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  12. Delusional by StormReaver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Comcast is delusional if it thinks speed is the major bottleneck between subscribers and happiness. It is but one of many issues, though it is somewhat significant. By far, the bigger issues are:

    1) Price. High speed Internet access in America is way over priced, and way under-delivered.

    2) Lack of choices. We need the municipalities to own the infrastructure, and multiple, competing private companies to administer it. It's the only model that works.

    3) Availability. High speed Internet is available in probably 10% (or less) of America, despite decades of massive tax cuts to Internet providers for the sole purpose of connecting America. The corruptions needs to stop, and we need to get our money back.

    1. Re:Delusional by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      3) Availability. High speed Internet is available in probably 10% (or less) of America, despite decades of massive tax cuts to Internet providers for the sole purpose of connecting America. The corruptions needs to stop, and we need to get our money back.

      I don't want our money back. I want ownership of the cables transferred to the localities that paid for them via those tax incentives etc. (Solves #2 as well) With the ownership issue resolved, things can change much more quickly.

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  13. Re: Six million soon-to-be-unhappy Comcast custome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a faster frying pan, as it were

  14. is comcast conning me? by kenj123 · · Score: 1

    I have DSL that used to be cheap but they made me get a phone line and it almost doubled in price. (i don't need or use the phone line). I called comcast and they said i can get internet only for 44$ per month. I don't need tv because i get all i need from an OTA and the internet. Is that price for real or is there hidden prices that despite my asking about will still get tacked on my bill. I'm in central NJ, only choices are Verizon DSL(what i now have) and Comcast.

    1. Re:is comcast conning me? by cusco · · Score: 1

      I would keep the land line. People don't think about it, but in an emergency the cellphone network is almost immediately overwhelmed (even bad rush hour traffic in our area). For that matter many (most?) of the towers don't have backup generators so will shutdown as soon as their batteries run out in a power emergency. I live in the Pacific Northwest, we have earthquakes, volcanoes, floods, and a 70 mph windstorm will bring down so many Douglas Fir trees that it can take two weeks to restore power to some areas. During any of these our land line will continue to work as long as the phone line itself isn't broken, while the cellphone network implodes and melts down. Cheap insurance.

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    2. Re:is comcast conning me? by dysmal · · Score: 1

      That might be $44/month but then there's the taxes and other charges including modem rental fees. I don't know what Comcast's modem fees are but TWC is $7.50/month which is a joke.

    3. Re:is comcast conning me? by AF_Cheddar_Head · · Score: 2

      Where are you at? In most of the US the phone company is restricted from requiring phone service to get DSL. Call your provider and ask for "naked DSL". I know Frontier and CenturyLink offer it in most/all of their territories.

    4. Re:is comcast conning me? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      They are not conning you. DSL is the con for 1/5th the speed at 200% the price. Nobody should be on DSL these days if there is a decent cable connection available. It's the worst value in internet.

    5. Re:is comcast conning me? by bigfinger76 · · Score: 2

      If speed and price are the only considerations, maybe.
      I live in a rural area in NC. While DSL would be insufficient for my needs (I have Spectrum/TWC), friends of my parents are totally happy with the local telecom. Sure, it simply doesn't have the speed that cable does, but it's more than enough for them. Furthermore, the large cablecos cannot touch the level of service that is standard with the local telecom. If they ever have problems, a guy is usually there within 45 minutes.
      So it all depends on what your needs are, and more importantly, where you live.

    6. Re:is comcast conning me? by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      I can get 1000Mbit DSL (fiber to the building, DSL to the demarc).

      The fastest cable I can get is 20Mbit. I tried the 20Mbit cable for a day and was never able to get speeds above 5Mbit.

      I currently have 60Mbit DSL. It is reliable as hell and consistently 60Mbit no matter which speed test I use or time of day.

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    7. Re:is comcast conning me? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      a 70 mph windstorm will bring down so many Douglas Fir trees that it can take two weeks to restore power to some areas. During any of these our land line will continue to work as long as the phone line itself isn't broken,

      What makes you think the lines are separate? I've had my power go out from downed douglas fir trees numerous times. Never had my cell phone go out in the PNW once. If I was designing a system to provide emergency communication in a disaster area I wouldn't rely on physical wires to every destination.

    8. Re:is comcast conning me? by cusco · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the lines are separate?

      Experience. Phone lines, especially major feeders and trunk lines, are buried as often as possible. That's not possible for high tension and major electrical supply lines except in downtown areas where that type of very expensive infrastructure makes financial sense. The 'last mile' electrical cable between the substation and your home may be buried, but the lines to the substation are almost certainly not. Phone lines are easier to fix, don't require major equipment, and don't need to be brought up in a specific order, either.

      I live near I-90 and I-405 interchange. Major traffic issues at rush hour will overload the T-Mobile and Sprint connections in our area (ATT seems to have more capacity), the end of the fireworks display or the SeaFair air show will bring them to their virtual knees. When we had the big windstorm a few years ago (2008?) we were without power for 5 days, but never lost land line. Duval didn't have power for two weeks, but had telephone service within a couple of days.

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    9. Re:is comcast conning me? by Nyder · · Score: 1

      I have DSL that used to be cheap but they made me get a phone line and it almost doubled in price. (i don't need or use the phone line). I called comcast and they said i can get internet only for 44$ per month. I don't need tv because i get all i need from an OTA and the internet. Is that price for real or is there hidden prices that despite my asking about will still get tacked on my bill. I'm in central NJ, only choices are Verizon DSL(what i now have) and Comcast.

      Comcast internet price they quoted you is a deal and will be a higher price after 6 months. That is the price they always quote, the deal price, never the real price.

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    10. Re:is comcast conning me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comcast is only $10/month, but the local electronics store charges $200 for a Comcast-approved wifi cable box which for some reason still doesn't support 802.11ac wifi.

  15. Comcast has 25 million unhappy customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what are they doing about that?

  16. well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i am very happy that i have DSL and not Comcast.. so there's that.

  17. We will convert them ... by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... to 6 million very unhappy cable customers.

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    1. Re:We will convert them ... by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      Unhappy with slow DSL? Switch to Comcast and be unhappy faster!

      Really, the ad copy writes itself.

  18. COMCAST- XFINITY - FUCK YOU!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello! I have seen and experienced Comcast's service and customer service.

    I cannot advise anyone to use them.

    That is all - and I hope that won't get me tracked down and sued.

  19. Re:Six million soon-to-be-unhappy Comcast customer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot Jesus, Moses, and a bunch of other fictional or mostly fictional beings who never existed except in a few stories that have long since been blown way out proportion. I do believe there was actually someone named Jesus who had a following of people talking some bullshit that another group of people didn't like and crucified him. No different than MLK or Kennedy or even Hitler. Damn near 100% of the bible is fictional at best.

    I'd take DSL any day over Comcast's service.

  20. Had DSL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had DSL ... but it started becoming unreliable including one time one of their people messed up my line. Switched to Comcast for a year until a local ISP wired our block with Fibre to the house.

    While I had cCmcast, I was happy, other then constantly trying to up-sell me more stuff or a faster speed.

  21. Centrylink by darkain · · Score: 1

    How much of those numbers are outdated? For instance, Centrylink is very aggressively replacing all coper lines with fiber lines in the Pacific Northwest. 8 months ago I could sign up for DSL service through them still. 7 months ago, I couldn't, because they made the switch in my neighborhood to fiber, and now no longer offer anything lower than 40mbps fiber connections with no option at all anymore for DSL. Upon finding this out, I promptly switch from cable (municipal ISP) over to their gigabit fiber, because, well, the local cable ISP is still debating if/when to upgrade their network and moving "at the speed of government"

    1. Re:Centrylink by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      I am also a CenturyLink customer.

      I use their 60Mbit DSL service. I could go with gigabit DSL (DSL down to the demarc) but I just don't need that kind of speed (I tried it for a few months but couldn't justify the $150/mo, especially since streaming HD content was no faster/better than 60Mbit).

      I am pretty happy with the reliability and speed of the service. So... don't count me as one of the 6 million DSL subscribers Comcast is referring to.

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  22. I'm not unhappy by AlanBDee · · Score: 2

    It's hilarious that they think I'm unhappy. Since I canceled my Comcast service I've never been happier. My 20Mbps Centrylink DSL is fast enough and reliable.

    As for them being "slow" to roll out new service. They offered fiber at my condo in Salt Lake City six years ago. It was expensive and I had to spend $1500 to run it from the pole but it was available. From what I understand they're upgrading the lines in my current neighborhood to fiber as well.

    Funny how things work when there is competition. My condolences to anyone with no options.

    1. Re: I'm not unhappy by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Funny. I miss Comcast as century Link has a pathetic 1.2meg download speed. It is practically unusable and expensive

    2. Re: I'm not unhappy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      consider yourself one of the lucky ones
      I get half a meg download through centurylink

  23. Comcast must be better than Time Warner by wjcofkc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My girlfriend and I finally reached the breaking point with Time Warner and cancelled our "working when it wants to be" 100 megabit service for a perfectly stable 7 megabit DSL connection. It was a matter of maintaining sanity and we are much happier with it. Also, no more burning up mobile hotspot bandwidth every time it flaked out.

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    1. Re:Comcast must be better than Time Warner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My girlfriend and I finally reached the breaking point with Time Warner and cancelled our "working when it wants to be" 100 megabit service for a perfectly stable 7 megabit DSL connection. It was a matter of maintaining sanity and we are much happier with it. Also, no more burning up mobile hotspot bandwidth every time it flaked out.

      Sometimes their DNS servers can be quite flaky/overloaded. Use an alternative such as OpenDNS, Google DNS, etc.

    2. Re:Comcast must be better than Time Warner by Drethon · · Score: 1

      This was why I stuck with stable DSL as opposed to cable that slowed drastically during peak hours and had ping times that made online gaming a surreal experience.

  24. Even semi-rural areas often lack cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My case in point is myself. I own a house which is actually *inside* the boundaries of one of the top 5 Metropolitan Statistical Areas in the US. It's a small neighborhood with about 80 full-sized family homes that are about median-priced for the MSA as a whole, and right next door to a fancier neighborhood that's about 3-4x median price. In pragmatic terms, it's about a 7 mile drive to a pop-10,000 satellite town, and it's a total 15 mile drive to the edge of the MSA's core where population density begins to truly skyrocket. My house is about 1/4 mile from the nearest major highway (leading through the satellite town into the core of the MSA). AT&T offers U-verse in my neighborhood at up to 75Mbps download speed, and is generally reliable and fairly-priced all things considered. They are the *only* provider at my address for any kind of fixed-line internet or TV service. Comcast, as far as I know, has no plans to start offering service here.

  25. Often deliberately by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    I switched off Comcast a few months ago to a regional ISP that's deploying fiber-to-the-premises all over the place. Their current offering in my neighborhood is FTTN, which is basically fiber to a box near my house, then DSL from that box to my living room. I have two DSL lines bonded for a 50Mbps down, ~8Mbps up connection (that is, faster than Comcast in uploads) for about a third what I was paying Comcast. That's to tide us over until the ISP gets around to replacing that last mile, which they've actually been doing and not continually deferring to some distant future.

    Don't cry for me and my DSL connection. Our download speed is theoretically slower, but in practice it's just as fast, utterly uncapped, and far cheaper. I somehow think we'll scrape by.

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  26. Editors wake up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Comcast says there's six million unhappy...." It kills me every single time I see people say this incorrectly. It is "there ARE six million ...."

    If the noun is singular - use is. If the noun is plural - use are. It's really that simple.

  27. Cable - DSL by sremick · · Score: 1

    I was an unhappy cable customer who switched to DSL. Best thing I ever did for my internet connection. Sure, cable can be faster... when it works. But after many weeks of it going down several times a week, usually at least once a day, and many service calls, I had had enough. DSL that works 24/7 is far better than spotty cable even if it's a bit slower.

    On the plus side, I also get to work with a local company with legendary amazing(ly good) customer service, who are proud of their company and act it, and I now have 50 Mbit/s down, 25Mbit/s up DSL that is more than fast enough for our needs and is cheaper than cable. And if I need faster, 100Mbit/s DSL is an option.

    I'm extremely rural, but amazingly both cable and blazingly-fast DSL are an option for me because our local telco is five stars. To such a degree, limiting ourselves to their service area was one of the top priorities when shopping for this house... no lie.

  28. Both ATT & Comcast suck by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    I've had sucky ATT DSL here in Chicago, - 6Mbps, for years. We could get comcast but it would mean changing to new email domains, which I am too lazy to do. If Comcast weren't just as sucky, customer service wise, there might be a compelling reason to move.

  29. as long as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as the internet providers are not classified as a public utility, this shiite will continue.
    Overpriced. Underserved. With lousy attitude.

  30. People don't like scarcity, especialy phy$ical sca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can't provide the goods and./or somebofy can provide more than you, expect to lose.

  31. Offer a cloud virtual machine of the user's choice by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Offer a cloud server of the user's choice of operating system with every signup, and you'll have DSL customers beating down your doorstep.

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  32. Missing the Obvious Implication by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

    In fact, Comcast says the company still has around 6 million DSL subscribers in its territory, many of which are likely frustrated by outdated speeds.

    And what does it say about Comcast as a company when there's 6 million people willing to suffer through crappy DSL rather than have to deal with Comcast?

  33. I recently switched from DSL to comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd only gone to DSL because of comcasts dismal reputation, but after ATT started hitting me with their billing shenanigans I begrudgingly switched to comcast.

    Theyve been surprisingly good. The connection is both faster and cheaper & reliability is about on par. I asked them for their rock bottom internet only service & they didnt try to shove a bunch of tv crap down my throat... $30 a month... couldnt be happier.

    My only complaint is that the next tier up is more than double ($75)... id buy it if it were only $20 more or whatnot, but double?!? nah.

    1. Re:I recently switched from DSL to comcast by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      I've got the "boost" service (75Mbs, but am actually getting 90Mbs); I am paying $100 month, but that includes HD cable service, pretty much all non-premium channels. That beats the hell out of paying $80 for the boost service and $140 for DirecTV before I switched. I am also a VERY happy comcast internet user, having had little downtime for years, and upgrades in speeds... I use my own modem and they don't hassle me about it.

      On the flip side, their TV people have overwhelmingly been just plain bad. A couple of years ago when I still had a pre-paid cell plan, I used all of my minutes waiting on hold (now they have a callback option and hey, they actually call back). $20 for their missed appointments hardly make up for the day I took off from work. When I recently switched and had problems, they wanted to send a tech out and I just said "no," I visited their store about five times over the course of the week to finally get working equipment, and it still cost me less time (and was more convenient time for me) than waiting for a tech to tell me what I already knew. Terrible, terrible, terrible.... but the internet folks were top notch.

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  34. Meanwhile in Hungary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Existing communication lines are taxed and every new line that is faster than ADSL can be used by the companies to reduce the amount. I had 5mbit just until recently, now paying ~18 USD for a gigabit connection.

  35. classic TV ain't going away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Classic TV might be less popular, but the 6 major media companies use pricing, and bundling, to entice many people to buy those bulk purchases. Want to watch the Breaking Bad series finale, the Game of Thrones newest twist, or the Football game, and talk about it the next day? You need those expensive, premium cable channels. Or you can wait a few months, and pay $40 per season on DVD, or wait a few years, by which not many people will care, and those that do, will already be blurting out spoilers. Want the next high budget, well written Star Trek series (assuming such a thing will get made)? Better pay up to CBS. Want to see the spinoff of Breaking Bad? Pay up to AMC Networks (not a big 6 media company). You'll break down, and pay them somehow.... Unless you use internet piracy.

    1. Re: classic TV ain't going away by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Sickrage works fine with nothing more than thepiratebay, and the only monthly fee you need to pay is for a VPN provider.

  36. Re:Six million soon-to-be-unhappy Comcast customer by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

    I'm a VERY happy Comcast customer (so they do exist) but I'm an enterprise customer and not a residential customer, so YMMV. Something like 3-4 hours of unscheduled downtime in the last five years on the HFC circuit, and the GigE private circuit that I have for one of my remote sites hasn't seen any downtime since installation last year.

    I'd like to say that "service with big telecom improves as you spend more money" but AT&T still sucks no matter how much money I give them.

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  37. Re:Six million soon-to-be-unhappy Comcast customer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you missed the point. In this context, customers refers to individual people and families. Corporations are more important than people, and so, by definition, get better service. It does not contradict the GP who says that a happy Comcast customer is a myth.

  38. So Comcast, you're saying.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that you want another 6 million unhappy Comcast customers?

  39. Comcast cable tv sucks next to all other systems by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Comcast cable tv sucks next to all other systems.

    There internet is good but there HD lineup sucks + now they are doing rate shaping as well. Also there channel map sucks.

  40. Not Too Likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DSL user here. Not too happy with the speed, but I consciously chose DSL years ago to avoid Comcast despite the lower speed, and I have yet to regret the decision, particularly since speed isn't that much use if your ISP is fucking around with your connection and/or capping you.

  41. I love DSL by lfp98 · · Score: 1

    What's the beef? With modern compression algorithms, DSL is plenty fast enough for video streaming, who needs more than that? If I wanted, I could potentially stream 250 GB a month, imagine what that would cost on a wireless contract. DSL reliability is incredible; in 10 years it's been out maybe 3 or 4 times for a few hours. When the power has gone out for days at a time, DSL still works, as does my landline phone. There are no rental charges; my modem was free and it still works. Best of all, I don't have to deal with Comcast and their incomprehensible rate structure. Even including all the phoney landline charges, it's less than half what I'd pay otherwise. DSL now, DSL tomorrow, DSL forever.

    1. Re:I love DSL by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      I am a DSL guy too.

      It's all about the reliability.

      Speed is just fine. But it is the most common story for people to be without their cable internet connection for days at a time.

      I know that when I lived with a friend for a few years, his cable would go out all the time. Sometimes for a day or more.

      Never had that issue with DSL.

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    2. Re:I love DSL by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      I think it depends on whose DSL you are using. My mom was paying $95/month for phone+DSL that was slow when it worked, and often didn't work at all. When she complained, AT&T reduced her monthly bill to make up for the poor performance, but even then she was paying $75/month for phone+Internet service that was inadequate and painful to use.

      Eventually we switched her Internet and phone lines over to cable (Comcast), and now she is much happier, can stream video reliably, doesn't call me up regularly to ask why her computer "isn't working" today.... and is paying less than before.

      TL;DR: service quality depends a lot on which neighborhood you live in.

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    3. Re:I love DSL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the beef? With modern compression algorithms, DSL is plenty fast enough for video streaming, who needs more than that? If I wanted, I could potentially stream 250 GB a month, imagine what that would cost on a wireless contract. DSL reliability is incredible; in 10 years it's been out maybe 3 or 4 times for a few hours. When the power has gone out for days at a time, DSL still works, as does my landline phone. There are no rental charges; my modem was free and it still works. Best of all, I don't have to deal with Comcast and their incomprehensible rate structure. Even including all the phoney landline charges, it's less than half what I'd pay otherwise. DSL now, DSL tomorrow, DSL forever.

      I don't see the beef either I'm in Europe but still hooked to the old ADSL+2 standardmines is 20/2Mb but it's cheap 19/mo, in most places you can get fiber to the street and VDSL from there into the house in packages of 25/10 50/50 and even 100/100Mb

    4. Re:I love DSL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it depends on whose DSL you are using. My mom was paying $95/month for phone+DSL that was slow when it worked, and often didn't work at all. When she complained, AT&T reduced her monthly bill to make up for the poor performance, but even then she was paying $75/month for phone+Internet service that was inadequate and painful to use.

      Eventually we switched her Internet and phone lines over to cable (Comcast), and now she is much happier, can stream video reliably, doesn't call me up regularly to ask why her computer "isn't working" today.... and is paying less than before.

      TL;DR: service quality depends a lot on which neighborhood you live in.

      Whenever I bend your mom over and fuck her plump jiggly ass she stops caring about the computer.

    5. Re:I love DSL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, some of us don't live within the tiny radius of the CO to get speeds that would stream anything more than 140p from youtube. If I try to do anything else simultaneously, or there's more than one person in your house, even that doesn't work.
      I get half a megabit down, and centurylink is not putting in an RT or anything to extend the range for better service to the little neighborhood I'm in. I see signs for buried fiber at the end of the street, but I guess it's not for us.

    6. Re:I love DSL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure does. I would love to have Comcast as an option. As it is, I can get AT&T 3Mbps/384Kbps or I can get AT&T LTE. I switched to LTE because the DSL was really more like 2Mbps on a good day, and when it rains, I was lucky to have even 50% uptime that day.

      The LTE isnt perfect, ping times are variable enough that gaming is right out the window. But now I get ~35Mbps down and 20Mbps up. (No caps, I do about 300GB/month on average)

  42. Re:Six million soon-to-be-unhappy Comcast customer by timholman · · Score: 1

    Sure, there may be some unhappy DSL customers remaining to poach, but thanks to their legally-regulated monopoly, Comcast's own service is unreliable, awful and badly, badly overpriced too.

    There is one exception - when Google Fiber comes to your city, and then suddenly it's a whole new Comcast.

    Google Fiber has only begun to deploy here in Nashville, and already Comcast has run new cables on the utility poles in my neighborhood, and offered everyone a no-contract $139 / month Xfinity X1 package with 300 Mbps service. Before Google Fiber, my Internet dropped out a couple of dozen times a day. Now it's rock solid. Phone support is still abysmal, but I can go to the local Xfinity store and actually have someone competent address any problem I might have. Plus, I'm paying less per month than I did before I upgraded.

    Of course, I'm still going to switch to Google Fiber once it gets to my street. For now, it's just a matter of getting the best bang for the buck until I can rid myself of Comcast forever.

  43. Slow DSL is better than Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have DSL, AT&T and Comcast available, and stick with a slow, local DSL provider over having to deal with Comcast.

  44. DSL Holdout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a DSL holdout on Verizon. I loathe Comcast/Xfinity and believe in "voting with my dollars". However, it is becoming increasing difficult to justify paying $49.99/month for 7 Mbit.

    My Mother recently called a Crapfinity tech out to her house because she was only getting 52 Mbit instead of the advertised 100+. And they fixed it. Compared to me, she lives in the middle of nowhere and has 15x better speed. Meanwhile, I'm still getting buffering issues on 720p video from YouTube.

    Yeah, choice. Woohoo.

  45. I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but where are our lobbyists?

    captcha: earmarks

  46. just dropped Comcast FOR DSL by rajohn · · Score: 1

    Why anyone would switch TO Comcast for ANY reason is beyond me; their lousy service is only eclipsed by their lousy CUSTOMER service!!

  47. Targeted by Comcast? by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Release countermeasures! Take evasive action!

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  48. Opposite Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cancelled Comcast and went to slower Verizon DSL because I got fed up with Comcast's

    1) Lousy customer service
    2) Constant outages
    3) Outrageously high prices and constant rate hikes

    How the heck is Comcast planning on winning me back as a customer??? If they're saying they can, it must be opposite day...

  49. Speed [Re:Delusional] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Comcast is delusional if it thinks speed is the major bottleneck between subscribers and happiness. It is but one of many issues...

    Most services typically face periods of sluggishness. Based on my experience with slimy telecom marketers, they'll suggest that those periods are due to not having high enough "speed". Naive customers may just fall for it.

    In reality, those periods of sluggishness will likely happen regardless of "billed" speed. I've purchased higher speed mainly because it was bundled* with something else, but I still get periods of sluggishness, especially on weekend evenings. They all oversell capacity, probably with DSL also. (It's not Comcast, but I've read similar complaints from users of ALL the big telecom's. Oligopolies usually suck, period.)

    Thus, speed is probably being used as a sales gimmick.

    * I hate forced bundling, but that's a different evil-telecom subject.

  50. All foam and no beer by rlk · · Score: 1

    We're one of three houses on our street (in Brookline, MA) that Comcast won't serve because we're too far from a utility pole. They don't seem too interested in doing anything about it; we've called repeatedly. So we're stuck with damnfool 1500/368 (kbit) DSL. Feh.

  51. Re:Offer a cloud virtual machine of the user's cho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Offer a cloud server of the user's choice of operating system with every signup, and you'll have DSL customers beating down your doorstep.

    Yeah, that's what Joe Sixpack Average User understands - cloud-based virtual servers! Clearly this will be a mass-market WIN!

  52. Cable companies don't compete by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    with each other. They have exclusive franchises granted to them in exchange for paying for the infrastructure up front ( Yeah, I know they didn't really pay for it since they got tax credits almost immediately to offset it on top of tax cuts to further offset it, but hey, that's America for you).

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    1. Re:Cable companies don't compete by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      They have exclusive franchises granted to them in exchange for paying for the infrastructure up front

      Exclusive franchises have been illegal for so long that there is little chance that they still exist.

    2. Re:Cable companies don't compete by tepples · · Score: 1

      Even if exclusive franchises per se are illegal, a city can still make a franchise constructively exclusive by requiring all competing franchisees to guarantee a citywide rollout in a time frame faster than any competitor can afford.

    3. Re:Cable companies don't compete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Debtor's prison has been illegal for as long as the USA has existed as a country. Doesn't stop courts that want to engage in the practice from doing so with impunity. It's pretty easy to get around most prohibitions. Easier if you're actually a recognized, integral part of "the system," such as a municipality.

  53. They know it's bullshit by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    but they can charge you extra for speed, it costs them virtually nothing and their sales reps can at least pretend you got something in exchange for the last round of price increase (up to $75/mo in my neighborhood, yay!). But hey, it beats that commie "municiple" broadband, amaright?

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    1. Re:They know it's bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the Marxist

  54. Re: Six million soon-to-be-unhappy Comcast custome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like British Telecom or BT OpenReach, who have decided that households should "only expect to get one HD video stream at any time".

    Consider that a household can have five adults, each with a smartphone, tablet, laptop and desktop, all watching Netflix, BBC I player, streamed educational materials, Open University, YouTube, then they really seem out of touch.

    It really looks like BT need to hire themselves a new futurologist.

  55. Unhappy DSL users... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ....about to become unhappy Comcast users.

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  56. Dream on. by zorkmid · · Score: 1

    I'm an unhappy DSL user with sonic.net but I'd switch over to two tin cans and a length of string before I sign any contract with Comcast.

  57. Comcast is also a target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sell 768k dry loop DSL every day. A certain segment of the population does not want to spend more than $20 a month on Internet.

  58. Switched digital video by tepples · · Score: 2

    Less popular channels are often delivered through "switched digital video" (SDV), which delivers only those channels that someone in a particular neighborhood is watching. It's more like multicast video-on-demand, such as pay-per-view boxing, than like traditional digital cable TV channels.

    1. Re:Switched digital video by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Less popular channels are often delivered through "switched digital video" (SDV),

      I have Comcast and they don't do that.

  59. Re:Offer a cloud virtual machine of the user's cho by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    The people still on DSL are not Joe Sixpack. They prefer a slower line in exchange for the one thing that faster broadband can't give you- a static IP and the right to run a server.

    Give them an option that enables them to run their own server, and you'll capture that market.

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  60. 5,999,999 now by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

    Well, truthfully, I switched a month ago, after having Verizon DSL since 1999 or so. I have no love for either mega-corp, but 150mpbs via Comcast is blowing the doors off my old 6mb connection (it's more $$ as well, as expected). Had Verizon actually rolled out FIOS in my area, for convenience I would've stayed with them, but a birdie from the company told me it's never going to happen. The sucky thing is, Verizon will never officially tell you that and keep stringing you along.

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    1. Re:5,999,999 now by amxcoder · · Score: 1

      I too am in the camp that just switched from ATT Uverse to Comcast within the last 3-6 months.

      The reasons were several... First of all, I was paying for ATT Uverse Internet/TV/Phone package, and the bill I was paying was $154/mo (which was their promo pricing still). The promo pricing was ending, and I calculated what the new price would be for all of this, and it was over $170/mo. My family decided it wasn't worth it, and we were 'cutting the cord' for TV.

      With that price from ATT, I was getting 18/2 internet speeds (actually got about 23/1.5). They couldn't get me any faster service in my neighborhood, they tried to boost me up to their top teir in my area of 25/2, but the speed went down instead of up. Just to get the 18/2 plan, they had to bring 2 lines to my house and bond them on the side of the house. The non promo price for internet alone was going to be $65/mo.

      I switched to Comcast, internet only, and was able to get a 200/10 plan for $70/mo, which isn't bad. When the deal runs out, it will be $90/mo, at which point, I may keep it, or lower it down to their 100/10 plan for about the same price I'm paying now, which is still 4X faster than what I got on UVerse.

      I signed up for a 3rd party VoIP provider for home phone, (Ooma in case anyone is interested), and pay about $12/mo for this, instead of the $40 that ATT wanted to charge. TV is being taken care of with streaming services, currently Hulu, but may move around as needs and content change, along with several FireTV boxes running Kodi as well.

      Comcast speeds have been great, my actual speeds I'm getting are 240/12, so looking at this, the 'extra' provisioned speed I'm seeing over my advertised plan is more than entire UVerse plan speed! Couldn't believe it, and am happy at this. Plus, right after I switched, ATT announced they were going to enforce Caps, while currently Comcast has their Cap "not enforced" at the moment (for however long this lasts, but either way, staying with ATT would have gotten me Capped earlier anyway).

      With Comcast, I was able to purchase my modem myself, and own it, instead of the forced monthly rental from ATT UVerse, and the service hasn't gone down in the several months I've gotten it, so it's not all bad. Granded I haven't had to deal with Customer NonSupport yet, but that's never fun no matter who your provider is. Another bonus was my "ping" time went from 32ms on UVerse to 12ms on Comcast, so it's better for gaming and other lower latency activities.

      All in all, I'm saving a ton of money for way faster service. Granted some of the saving is from cutting the cord, but even taking TV out the picture, and comparing Internet/phone services, I'm still paying less for much more than I was getting before.

      These are the reasons I switched, which made sense for me in my situation in my area. It sounds like different areas have different services for both Cable and ATT offerings though so it might not be the same story everywhere. It seems some areas are lucky enough to have ATT offer >100Mbps plans, which in my area they couldn't even touch. Also, even though I'm in the Bay Area, my neighborhood is an old neighborhood in the suburbs and there is no way Fiber of any kind is going to get brought in anytime while I'm alive, so I'm wasn't going to hold my breath for Google fiber or Fios.

    2. Re:5,999,999 now by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      That reminds me, I've got to buy a modem, right now I'm still renting. I'm glad I started off that way though, as it removed an excuse for Comcast to blame my gear when I reported disconnects. Initially, right after signing up, I had crappy levels (especially upstream) that were making the modem reboot, but I got them to send a tech out, told them the issue had to be at the pole, and he replaced the tap, which resolved the issue. I have great levels now. Not sure I'm going to continue to pay for the 150mbs service though when the promotion is done, I could probably live with 25mbs. They also offer 75mpbs, but it's only $10 less than the 150mbps subscription, so I don't know why they bother. I want a modem with good logging capability, or something where I can replace the firmware, so probably a Linksys.

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  61. Re:Six million soon-to-be-unhappy Comcast customer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're way off. About 50% of the bible is fictional. There are a lot of historical places, people and events in the book that are authentic.

  62. Can you target the unhappy Comcast customers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a lot more of those. Thanks.

  63. Re:Six million soon-to-be-unhappy Comcast customer by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    Well, I'd been a happy 25Mbs comcast subscriber for quite some time, but was looking forward to the day that some company would run fiber into my neighborhood. Google announced the Atlanta area, but not in the suburbs where I live.

    Then AT&T came through announcing their fiber in my neighborhood, and within weeks I got a letter from comcast telling me I could upgrade my service. Still, I haven't had customer service problems with comcast's internet folks, the uptime has been great. Competition is great. I may switch to AT&T, but I've heard such terrible customer service stories.... and I've heard stories about comcast that don't reflect my experience, so I don't know how much to make out of the complaints. Of course, people don't jump up and down ranting about good service, so the negativity always seems to over represent customer experience for pretty much every company, but I don't see why, with my upgraded speeds and (so far) great service, I should risk change.

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    Stupid sexy Flanders.
  64. Comcast lies- it's the other way around often by chris2net23 · · Score: 1

    While there are a lot of people incapable of getting decent service with ADSL there are a lot of people like myself who have only ever subscribed to ADSL or Fibe (two places I lived I got fiber, and not from Verizon, but local companies or via municipality public utilities) because of the manipulative tactics of Comcast and similar cable companies. ADSL is better in that you get what you pay for (pretty much always, I've never gotten 4mpbs on 25mbps advertised pipes for example, unlike I've experienced numerous times with Comcast, during prime time hours) so long as you are within a reasonable range of the central office. Comparatively Comcast advertises speeds you can't *EVER* get by design. They know full well that they oversubscribe to such extremes (often) that when users actually want to utilize (during prime time hours) it the connection is unusable- worse than ADSL in many places. Now they mess with the connections to make people think they are getting absurdly fast speeds. But if you actually look at the facts they do all sorts of malicious stuff including shaping of traffic, throttling, disconnecting certain types of content (Torrents), etc.

  65. MONOPOLIES ARE ILLEGAL FOR A LOT OF REASONS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One being that the FBI only need to infiltrate ONE company to steal all of your data and ship it out internationally.

    Comcast is one of those.

  66. Re:Six million soon-to-be-unhappy Comcast customer by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

    I think you missed the point. In this context, customers refers to individual people and families. Corporations are more important than people, and so, by definition, get better service. It does not contradict the GP who says that a happy Comcast customer is a myth.

    I'm the guy who deals with the sales guys, tech guys, field guys and manages the circuits on a day to day basis. To suggest that I'm not a customer is an absurdity. With regard to your schtick that corporte customers are more important because they're "not people" I think it has more to do with the fact that the check we cut Comcast every month probably equals what everyone else in a quarter-mile radius pays, combined.

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  67. Target those users, baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “Comcast Says There's 6 Million Unhappy DSL Users Left To Target”

    and the company feels they are the only ones who can truly elevate these users’ experience to suicidal misery.

  68. target for what.. by blindenvy · · Score: 1

    Do they wish to make them even more unhappy?