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Android Users More Honest and Humble Than iPhone Users, Study Says (www.bgr.in)

The kind of software your phone is running can tell a lot about you, apparently. According to a new study by a team of researchers at the University of Lincoln, Android smartphone users have great levels of honesty and humility, agreeableness and openness personality traits but are seen as less extroverted than Apple's iPhone users. According to a report by IANS, via BGR: The researchers believe that this could be because iPhone users thought it was more important to have a high-status phone than Android users. The team from the University of Lincoln also found that women were twice more likely to own an iPhone than an Android device. However, most of the personality stereotypes did not occur in reality as only honesty and humility was found in greater amounts within Android users, the findings showed.

180 comments

  1. Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well I don't even have a smartphone, so that makes me TEN TIMES as humble as you!

    1. Re:Oh yeah? by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Funny

      I bet you're not even vegan!

    2. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're obviously posing as some kind of ovo-lacto vegetarian.

      I bet neither of you even do crossfit!

    3. Re: Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'll never bow before you, cheap android bastard - it's easy to be honest, if you got bithing to lose.

    4. Re: Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "nothing", not "bithing". damn you, tiny iphone screen.

    5. Re: Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what HeShe said.

    6. Re:Oh yeah? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well I don't even have a smartphone, so that makes me TEN TIMES as humble as you!

      Ya, but do you, or your feature phone, even lift?

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    7. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a political correct world, the only thing one can brag about is to be humble.

    8. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy is actually on to something. Everyone should announce their egoless stance, as a gesture of solidarity, and do it loudly!
      ps: I'm humble. But not as much as original poster

    9. Re:Oh yeah? by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      I am offended by your pandering to the mentally disabled you insensitive clod!!

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    10. Re:Oh yeah? by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      It's been my experience that the iPhone crowd tends to be the Kanye West of humble.

    11. Re:Oh yeah? by DRJlaw · · Score: 2

      Well I don't even have a smartphone, so that makes me TEN TIMES as humble as you!

      Think you're really righteous?
      Think you're pure in heart?
      Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
      I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like...

    12. Re:Oh yeah? by coastwalker · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Only a pathetic wimp with a small penis and an ugly sister could say "In a political (sic) correct world, the only thing one can brag about is to be humble." Being humble and politically correct is awesome I can assure you, you should try it sometime.

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    13. Re:Oh yeah? by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art. All credit to Al.

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    14. Re:Oh yeah? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Yet another reason to bow before me, you iPhone-using bastards."

      I have to admit that the first time I saw an Android user carefully running an antivirus on her phone before firing up her banking app, I understood how sharing stories about malware and fishy apps brings such users together as a community. Our butlers and concierges are no substitute for the fellowship of the Droid campfire.

    15. Re:Oh yeah? by hodet · · Score: 1

      Humble brag.

    16. Re: Oh yeah? by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Clearly your hands are too large.

    17. Re:Oh yeah? by boristdog · · Score: 1

      To quote Bullwinkle J. Moose: "When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest!"

    18. Re: Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. "They are so humble, they are proud of it."

    19. Re:Oh yeah? by rot16 · · Score: 1

      Actually we know for sure parent is not vegan, otherwise s/he would have told us.

    20. Re:Oh yeah? by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Using antivirus on Android is...basically retarded. Not only is it completely pointless, but it's a waste of time, data, and battery, meaning that you're overall worse off for having installed it while gaining no actual benefit at all.

      Anything your antivirus software claims to protect against is already mitigated against on Google Play prior to you even downloading it, (yes, Google very aggressively and often scans and re-scans its apps) and if something is found after the fact then GMS will kill the app on your phone. Really, there's no point at all in using it. Oh but what's that you say? Third party app sources? Well that's kind of like anything on a traditional PC or mac: Why are you downloading just anything with the word "free" on it and then counting on your antivirus to protect you? If you do things like this, then please disconnect your PC from the internet and never reconnect it because you're probably contributing to the global botnet problem, participating in DDoS, spam distribution, and god knows what else.

      Or alternatively, use some due diligence and common sense. If in doubt, send the apk to virustotal first, it will do a better job of vetting the app than anything you can install locally on your phone.

    21. Re:Oh yeah? by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Bravo!
      What a terrible time to not have mod points.

    22. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how do you know? as you're demonstrably neither

    23. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Ah, I must have missed the part where body-shaming was acceptable under the politically correct rules. I could have sworn body-shaming was bad.

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  2. alternate headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Android users aware their device is inferior, act accordingly" /ducks

    1. Re: alternate headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using an Android can make one angry

    2. Re:alternate headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, plus wasn't there research a while back showing iPhone users get laid more? Don't remember the specifics but it was something like 9 sexual partners on average for iPhone, 7 for Android, and 5 for Blackberry (yeah, was a while back).

      This wasn't as inflammatory as I had hoped it would be. Let me try again.

      Research shows iPhone users get more pussy than Android dorks, too.

    3. Re: alternate headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes... Because all the bimbos drag up that average..

    4. Re: alternate headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was also a study that said Android users were more likely to bang on the first date than iPhone users so who knows which is article is more accurate. Though, my best guess is that it just means smart phone choice has no real correlation.

    5. Re: alternate headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes... Because all the bimbos...

      You say that like it's a bad thing.

  3. ....and cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have the evidence.

  4. Obvious by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Funny

    People who spend large amounts of money on jewellery are often asshats too, finds study.

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    1. Re:Obvious by danomac · · Score: 1

      Yep. Looked into an iPhone for a user at work, and they're $1200 here. We don't do contracts.

      Can get an Android with comparable performance for hundreds less.

    2. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If they checked to see how much Android users paid for their phone, did they find that owners of more expensive Android phones respond less humbly and less honestly as well? Maybe the whole humility and honesty is a function of income and people who have more money are generally more selfish, and iPhone pricing is higher than Android phone pricing...

    3. Re:Obvious by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1, Troll

      And in 1 year's time, spend the money again as the phone becomes obsolete.

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    4. Re:Obvious by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      IPhone user: If they didn't want you to buy the phone again they wouldn't put a new version out.

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    5. Re:Obvious by guises · · Score: 1

      That's not due to a lack of a contract. I'd assume a price like that to be due to either poorly considered tariffs (like in Brazil) or corruption. Importation of high-status products like that is sometimes restricted to a small number of vendors (often just one, and not Apple) who jack up the price and give significant kickbacks to the people who are ensuring that vendor's monopoly.

      I remember an AMA on reddit a while back with someone in that position:

      "I'm a millionaire, ask me anything."
      "How'd you get so rich?"
      "I'm the sole importer of Apple products to my home country."
      "Huh. How'd you work that out?"
      "I know people."
      "Okay. So how is your home country?"
      "I don't know, I live in Seattle. I have so many houses, and more money than I could ever really spend. Planning to retire when I hit 35."

      Etc., you get the idea. I mostly remember that one for how much the redditors fawned over that guy for being so "successful." But that's reddit for you.

    6. Re: Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How much does performance really matter in a modern smartphone? I'm on a two year old iPhone 6 and it handles anything I can throw at it.

      What matters to me is build quality and support. I like having a phone that's supported with OS updates for 5+ years, and at least personally I've never had serious hardware problems with an iPhone like I've had with cheaper devices. What few issues I have had Apple has taken care of quickly and at no cost even if out of warranty.

      To me that's well worth the premium cost.

    7. Re:Obvious by Z00L00K · · Score: 0

      I run Android, and I try to be honest. But being humble isn't resulting in any progress or ability to gain recognition for your work.

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    8. Re:Obvious by harrkev · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An iPhone actually IS jewelry.

      If you don't believe me, look no further than most cases for iPhones (example Amazon link to Otterbox case below). Wow, the case manufacturers make sure to put a cut-out in the case for the logo on the phone, just so that everybody around you knows that you are using a Apple product. It would be HORRIBLE for the people around you to not realize how trendy, cool, and awesome you are by the phone brand that you choose. If you have it, you have to flaunt it.

      https://www.amazon.com/OtterBo...

      Android users, on the other hand, just want something that gets the job done without costing too much, and don't really care if the person next to them knows what kind of phone they use. I can't seem to recall a case for an Android device that leave a cut-out for the logo.

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    9. Re:Obvious by chipschap · · Score: 2

      I run Android, and I try to be honest. But being humble isn't resulting in any progress or ability to gain recognition for your work.

      I realize this is a side discussion but you are right. The idea that good or even great work will automatically come to the fore and garner recognition is naïve at best. Someone who is louder and better at self-marketing will get ahead a lot faster.

      The meek do indeed inherit the earth --- by having their faces ground into it.

    10. Re: Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever notice that the logo is a mirror?

      Not a great one, but occasionally handy for aligning the camera.

    11. Re:Obvious by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      You don't have to do self-marketing, just dare to pick the fights where you know you are right - even if it's uncomfortable.

      Just make sure you pick the right fights and in the correct way. Legal requirements always trumps company-internal politics.

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    12. Re: Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an iPhone 6+. I got it because I can read ebooks much better and porn look great on it. My case is the type with the battery in it. It covers the logo. And a cutout is just stupid anyway. Rich people I know also have cases that cover the logo and protect the phone.

      I think people that think showing they have an iPhone as their big investment are grasping at straws. Anyone with any eating power doesn't give a fuck what phone you have. It just needs to work. The class of idiots that actually think an iPhone is a status symbol doesn't matter anyway. Period. I want to try an android next just to see. Lol. A phone is status - among the poor.

    13. Re:Obvious by danomac · · Score: 1

      As opposed to Apple released an update that turns your phone into molasses after 16-18 months? This actually happened to me with the first (and subsequently last) iPhone purchase. I wasn't about to reward them with another purchase. I've been using the Android phones for 3+ years between replacements.

    14. Re:Obvious by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Android user: If they didn't want you to buy the phone again they wouldn't put a new version out.

      FTFY. Side note - love the troll mod. Guess the truth hurts. And I speak as the owner of a Note 2 and Note 4, neither of which got more than 1 minor point update.

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    15. Re:Obvious by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      You know, I heard they actually fixed that issue. Wait, they did address that issue. And, you didn't have to update after 16+ months, but you could, or 18 months, 20 months... 36 months....the phone is still supported. The 4S is still currently supported, and that came out in 2011.

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    16. Re:Obvious by danomac · · Score: 2

      Sure, it's supported. Usable, that's a whole different story.

      We do have iPhone 4 and 4s phones in our organization now, and users are complaining they are slow. Must be an Apple fan, it does not register in your brain that all these updates slow down these phones, in some cases dramatically so. I'm pretty sure there was a story on this site with users of older iPads saying they updated their device by mistake and performance is terrible and there's no way to go back to the old version.

    17. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the first rule of apple club. deny deny deny

    18. Re:Obvious by teg · · Score: 1

      Sure, it's supported. Usable, that's a whole different story.

      We do have iPhone 4 and 4s phones in our organization now, and users are complaining they are slow. Must be an Apple fan, it does not register in your brain that all these updates slow down these phones, in some cases dramatically so. I'm pretty sure there was a story on this site with users of older iPads saying they updated their device by mistake and performance is terrible and there's no way to go back to the old version.

      Then you have already used them for 5-6 years (iphone 4 was 2010), that's very good lifespan for a phone. At some point, switch and move on.

  5. Windows Phone not Included by Talderas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Presumably because they couldn't find enough users to create an effective sample size.

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    1. Re: Windows Phone not Included by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or no one would admit to using the device.

    2. Re:Windows Phone not Included by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      There are Dozens of us!!!!!

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    3. Re: Windows Phone not Included by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Hey Mr. Researcher, would you like to see my Zune collection?

      [SLAM]

      Uh, I'll take that as a "no".

    4. Re: Windows Phone not Included by gfxguy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My family is largely Android users, both on tablets and phones; my 80+ year old mom demanded my father get her an iPad "because her friends had them." Then she was mad that no one could help her with it (I live in a different state - I know it's obvious enough how to configure one, they're easy to use, but she's in her 80s and that's how a lot of older people get). So when I saw her in person and configured her wifi and stuff for her, showing her how to do it (she was taking notes on a paper pad... sigh... ) she was like "I'll never remember all of this!"

      I finally suggested that, had she asked what other people in the family were using so that someone could help her, she wouldn't be having the problem of needing me to do it (she has since started going to the Apple Store for help, but I think they're getting sick of her asking the same things every time).

      But that wasn't lesson enough... without consulting any kids or grand-kids, she runs out and buys a Windows phone.

      So I figure there must be some large enough segment of Windows phone users who just didn't know what they were doing. At least in Florida and other "retirement" states. There ought to be a law against taking advantage of old people.

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    5. Re: Windows Phone not Included by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      "... you'll be sorry you wasted your money on an iPod when Microsoft comes out with theirs."

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    6. Re:Windows Phone not Included by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you're... old

    7. Re: Windows Phone not Included by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      But that wasn't lesson enough... without consulting any kids or grand-kids, she runs out and buys a Windows phone.

      I doubt that she went out with the intention of buying a Windows Phone. More likely, she went out with the intention of buying something that was not an iPhone and there was a really good commission offered to the sales droids for selling Windows Phone on that day.

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    8. Re: Windows Phone not Included by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i use windows phone and i love hitler

      tadaaa "android users are humble, iphone users are gay, and windows users love hitler, new study says"

    9. Re: Windows Phone not Included by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If "her friends had them"... I don't understand why her friends couldn't help her? Isn't that kind of the point of getting the same device of the people you spend the most time with?

  6. iPhone users kick puppies and spray graffiti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And steal purses from old, helpless ladies.

    1. Re: iPhone users kick puppies and spray graffiti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's how they got enough money to buy the iPhone.

    2. Re: iPhone users kick puppies and spray graffiti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the iPhone is really that expensive to you. Pick up a book. Get a better degree. Earn more. A phone is not a big purchase. And 300 dollars over 3-4 years is a tiny difference.

    3. Re: iPhone users kick puppies and spray graffiti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed about the book part. People should be educated.

      However, what does a fucking piece of paper "degree" have to do with ones level of intelligence? Are they supposed to pay more, to get this 'better' degree, because that oh so "smart"? Why would you say that?

      This is just pompus snobbery, the very type thing this article alludes to. You sound like an arrogant buffoon.

    4. Re: iPhone users kick puppies and spray graffiti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you educate yourself enough you realise what a terrible company apple is and would not buy their stuff

  7. This actually makes sense by TomR+teh+Pirate · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm an Android user, and easily the most humble person I know. As Weird Al put it in Amish Paradise:

    Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
    Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
    Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
    Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art

    1. Re:This actually makes sense by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art"

      Clop clop clop clop BANG! clop clop...

      That was an Amish driveby shooting.

  8. Yey. by zeph7r · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Kudos for astonishingly useless research. That's what science is all about.

    1. Re:Yey. by dfghjk · · Score: 0

      Yes.

      These claims assume that phone choice is predicated on personality traits, not merit or one of a thousand other factors. Useless.

      Frankly, phone choice amounts to what you're already using since the cost to switch is greater than most people's dissatisfaction. Few people have given both platforms a fair shake in order to make an informed decision. Most made a largely uninformed decision long ago and have stuck with it.

      Everything seems to amount to tribalism. Some people don't care what "team" they are on.

    2. Re: Yey. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nearly a grand a phone. For some people, changing to every flavor of iPhone or Android isn't worth the cost of a car payment.

    3. Re: Yey. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like commenting on Slashdot.

      My Volt gets 161 mpg today, I'm better than you 161 times.

  9. What's with the troll? by sjbe · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Seriously? What's with the article troll? Are the slashdot editors just trying to get a good laugh?

    TFA references a "study" with no citation of the alleged study with conclusions that sound like they are straight from The Onion. No way to tell if the study was conducted with good scientific techniques and rigor or if it is just a grab for grant money or something else.

    1. Re:What's with the troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The science doesn't matter when the herd agrees with the findings.

    2. Re:What's with the troll? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      I read the study and apparently us Android users are also calmer, and less likely to get angry and argumentative reading news items...



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    3. Re:What's with the troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how often "findings" actually are.

  10. But on the other hand.. by pablo_max · · Score: 4, Funny

    the iPhone comes with its own reality distortion filter, so.... you know..there's that.

  11. Meta study? by bwbadger · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the real study is: How will people react to this study?

  12. Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    iPhone users are usually dicks, salesmen, businessmen, juvenile, "other categories overly obsessed with self image", dicks, etc.

    1. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bimbos and sluts

    2. Re: Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These must be the humble Android users the article mentioned!

    3. Re: Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More humble than salesmen, businessmen and juveniles for sure.

    4. Re: Translation by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Don't confuse humble with benevolent.

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  13. Yep and Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes they are more honest because they don't carry phones as a status symbol to substitute a personality they don't have, but rather for the functionality.
    And no they are not humble because there's plenty of Android users who spend idiotic amounts of money on phones as well. The only thing feeling like it is humbling is because lots of Android users use a phone for minimum requirement functionality. If you are gonna use the phone functions that are perfectly well supported within the range of say 150€, then it's idiotic to go beyond that line. Cost per value.

    1. Re:Yep and Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's tons of people who buy iPhones because it just works and there's tons of Fandroids who buy the latest shinny Samsung and wave it around in peoples' faces. Making broad, sweeping statements based on phone ownership isn't a humble approach at all.

    2. Re:Yep and Nope by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      iPhones don't really 'it just works' better than Android. That's an absolute myth brought on by Apple's marketing.

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    3. Re:Yep and Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course iPhones just work, they always work. When they don't, it's not that the phone doesn't work but that you are holding it wrong!

    4. Re:Yep and Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iPhones don't really 'it just works' better than Android. That's an absolute myth brought on by Apple's marketing.

      No it's true, I did a study to prove it.

    5. Re:Yep and Nope by pr0fessor · · Score: 2

      They both JUST WORK for me, probably because I use my cell phone in mostly a novel and unusual way... to place and receive phone calls.

    6. Re:Yep and Nope by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      They both JUST WORK for me, probably because I use my cell phone in mostly a novel and unusual way... to place and receive phone calls.

      Cool! Is there an app for that?

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  14. iPhone users are humble. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iPhone users are the humblest people on the who goddamn planet and f*ck you if you don't think so.

  15. It's hard to be humble.. by PCPackrat · · Score: 2

    ...when you're perfect in every way.

  16. Of course we are! by Chas · · Score: 1

    It's part of our infinite set of totally admirable traits, each more awesome than the last. :)

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  17. Causation and Correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Android users have smaller penises as well making them more humble. But I don't think the phone is causing that.

    1. Re:Causation and Correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look everyone, this guy is a penis inspector!

    2. Re:Causation and Correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Android users have smaller penises as well making them more humble. But I don't think the phone is causing that.

      The team from the University of Lincoln also found that women were twice more likely to own an iPhone than an Android device.

      That's a lot of trannies.

  18. Click bait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      better, worse, similar or not

    What's this garbage doing here?

  19. iPhone = high status? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    Really? II do not think it is a status thing. The iPhone is for followers, Android is for leaders.

    1. Re:iPhone = high status? by schnell · · Score: 1

      Really? II do not think it is a status thing. The iPhone is for followers, Android is for leaders.

      Ooh, this seems like a fun game. I'll spot you a few more that all have an equal amount of substance as your suggestion:

      • "Fords are for terrorists. Chevys are for carnival workers."
      • "Coke is for librarians. Pepsi is for eunuchs."
      • "Panasonic microwave ovens are for Nobel prize winning physicists. GE microwave ovens are for goat sodomites."

      Or maybe I'll just go with the more obvious "making sweeping generalizations about people based on products they buy is for assholes."

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  20. Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, I've got to laugh about this because this is a matter of causality vs. correlation. There are benefits to having an apple device, there are benefits to having one of the thousand-odd varieties of an android device. True, most people who buy an ios device are buying the name; however, the same can be said for most people who by Samsung devices. Or LG devices. Or HTC devices. The general public just wants a device that can do what they want, when they want, with the least number of problems. Hence why there's this big market for cheap android devices.

    Humble? Nah, that's personality, not taste in devices.

    And me? I use ios and android pretty equally.

  21. Of course we are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have better, more advanced technology that actually inter-operates with other systems and devices, we know it and we don't rub it in their iFace. iProducts, just simply do not work well, end of story. They look nice, but it ends there. They do not function well, they are difficult to use any sort of advanced feature and they do not inter-operate well with anyone, including most iProducts. In other words, iProducts are great for little kids to play with because they are simplistic, you want to do anything advanced and they fail.

  22. Your typical iPhone user by tgibson · · Score: 0

    As depicted by Dilbert's CEO

  23. possible cause... by e432776 · · Score: 3, Informative

    ..iPhone owners are wealthier than Android owners. See here for similar results without the silly phone angle.

    1. Re:possible cause... by vandamme · · Score: 1

      So I can become wealthy by buying an iPhone?

  24. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Toyota drivers more honest and humble than BMW drivers

  25. But it's not like it's some sort of natural law by wcrowe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The main reason I have an iPhone has nothing to do with status. It's because I like the way it works. I had an Android phone for a couple of years, but it was noticably slower than the iPhones of colleagues and friends. The iPhone seemed snappier. Additionally, I have a Macbook, iPad, iPod, and AppleTV. It makes sense to have a phone which is compatible with that universe. Again, I don't have these devices because of whatever "status" they might impart. I have them because I like the way they work.

    Besides, is there really some sort of status attached to an iPhone these days? They are ubiquitous -- even my 83-year-old father has one, and he doesn't even know what he has. He just makes calls and sends texts. If he has a problem, well, his phone has an Apple logo on it, and the Apple store has an Apple logo on it, so he knows he can go in there and some friendly person will help him with his phone. For him it's like taking your car into a mechanic. He has a GM car, so he takes it to the GM dealer when there is a problem. For him, that is how it is done. If an old fart like my dad has an iPhone, it can hardly be thought of as a status symbol.

    I would like to add that I also have friends and colleagues who have Android phones. They seem happy with their phones, and that's great. I do not, in any way, feel like I am superior just because I have an iPhone.

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    1. Re:But it's not like it's some sort of natural law by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      One could say 'phone seems snappier' is a purely aesthetic focus, and thus would tend to please someone who gets a phone for the sake of being pleased. Did the Android phone perform it's purpose? That is what most Android users focus on.

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    2. Re:But it's not like it's some sort of natural law by Sebby · · Score: 1

      The iPhone seemed snappier. .

      You obviously didn't try an iPhone 4S running iOS 7-9. What makes me laugh the most is how a while back some online mags did a study of how much faster the iPhone screens were compared to all other makes; yeah they might be faster, but when the UI can't keep up with user touches, it really means nothing in the end.

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    3. Re:But it's not like it's some sort of natural law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One could also say it's solely functional, as our lives are more and more time constrained-- that snappiness is returning value and time to you.

      More stupid points one could say, at eleven.

    4. Re:But it's not like it's some sort of natural law by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      My lord, a second here and there doesn't make a difference. You're reaching there.

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    5. Re:But it's not like it's some sort of natural law by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      I see a lot of reasons stated for using one type of phone over the other, and they are all good reasons based on individual needs or points of view. The one thing I haven't seen yet is a reason that's based on "status", which is what I was addressing. There may have been a time, back when the iPhone was a new thing, that it was a status symbol to own one, but smart phones are so common these days, and there are enough manufacturers, that I don't think anyone really pays attention to that sort of thing any more.

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      Proverbs 21:19
  26. Americans are 25% less humble than rest of world by JoeyRox · · Score: 3, Funny

    The market share for Android world-wide is 80%. Its share in the USA is 60%.

    Source: https://techcrunch.com/2016/05...

  27. Could have told you that! by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    99% of the apple drones I run into are spoiled hipster/millennials. Do they EVER put their iPhones down? I see them all across high schools and colleges, clutching these things like a life preserver. You always see them in Starbucks, sucking up the free bandwith. Spoiled brats from birth.

    1. Re:Could have told you that! by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

      But tell us how you really feel...

  28. extrovert by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

    Why is being 'less extroverted' portrayed as a bad thing? I know very few introverted assholes.

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  29. Interview with an Android user by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Android User:

    Oh yeah, there is NO ONE more humble than me. Absolutely no one. I don't mean to brag, but I ran across an iPhone user the other day and he was like HALF as humble as me, if that.

    We also naturally are better in bed too, what with being at LEAST four inches longer.

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    1. Re:Interview with an Android user by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Hey, Steve (praise be unto His name) Jobs said you don't need more than 3.5 inches... And no, you can't use a "tool" (stylus) as a replacement either!

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  30. Classic Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot. News for nerds. Stuff that matters.

    Never change slashdot. Never change.

  31. Hear, hear by sciengin · · Score: 1

    Of course they have the added burden of having to stay humble despite being otherwise perfect in every aspect, that must take a lot of character integrity to do so.
    Not that I would know anything about that, this headline does not concern me.

    sent from my samsung S7 edge

  32. More useless than normal for /. by PatientZero · · Score: 1

    According to a new study, X! However, most of X did not occur in reality.

    So . . . "We expected to find X but didn't. Nobel Prize, please!"

    Is that really the finding of this study, or is this just the typical Slashdot editorial process at work?

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  33. More info? by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 1
    This article doesn't tell you much, and most of the other articles are copy/pastes of each other (and in turn seem to be copy/pastes of a press release).


    From http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_...

    The results from the first study showed that Android users are perceived to have greater levels of honesty and humility, agreeableness and openness personality traits but are seen as less extroverted than iPhone users.

    The results from the second study showed that most of the personality stereotypes did not occur in reality, as only honesty and humility was found in greater amounts within Android users.

    I couldn't find the study. One article referenced source "Shaw H, Ellis D, Kendrick LR et al. Individual differences between iPhone and Android smartphone users. British Psychological Society. 2016."

  34. Android users Claim great levels of honesty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet publish an article like this?
    How Humble.
    Then They Guess why?
    "The researchers believe"??? researchers never believe, researchers say "the data shows".

    I did not buy my I phone to impress. Ease of use and security.
    But I could be lying?

  35. Terrorists Prefer Android by rmckeethen · · Score: 0

    According to the latest research on the subject, the Islamic State seems to favor Android over iPhone http://www.cnbc.com/2016/07/22...

    I suppose Android makes for a more honest, humble jihad?

    1. Re:Terrorists Prefer Android by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I am a far less successful suicide bomber than my brethren and will probably only net 15 virgins in the afterlif-- *BOOM*"

      Is that about right?

    2. Re:Terrorists Prefer Android by jrumney · · Score: 1

      According to the latest research on the subject, the Islamic State seems to favor Android over iPhone

      Specifically, Samsung Galaxy Note 7's.

    3. Re:Terrorists Prefer Android by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -Nah, it just works.

    4. Re: Terrorists Prefer Android by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehehe. AC points awarded.

      Not too soon. :)

    5. Re:Terrorists Prefer Android by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right.... while apple protects the privacy of terrorist everywhere

  36. Methodology problem with this study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It turns out that Android users were asked the following question:

    "Are you more honest and humble than an iPhone user?"

    "Yes, yes I am"

  37. Curious how you reached $1200 when max is $949. by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Informative

    Did the user really need the larger iPhone 6s Plus, with the maximum amount of memory? Because even that's only $949, sim free...

    A sim-free iPhone 6s (very reasonable middle ground) is $749.

    So I'm really curious how you reached $1200. Even with AppleCare, which is only $129, you aren't over $1100 worst case...

    Did you end up getting him a top of the line Android phone? A Note7 is $879 unlocked... By Grabthars Hammer, what a savings.

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    1. Re:Curious how you reached $1200 when max is $949. by RenderSeven · · Score: 3, Interesting
      PP says in other comments he is in Canada. According to Cantech the price is (or was):

      iPhone 6 Price in Canada Without Contract and the iPhone 6s 64GB Price in Canada
      “Canadian pricing for iPhone 6s Plus $1,029 (CAD) for 16GB model, $1,159 (CAD) for 64GB model and $1,289 (CAD) for 128GB model (no contract).”

      The drop in the Canadian dollar to an 11-year low is surely partly responsible. And nothing against your valid point. But $1200 is not wrong either.

    2. Re:Curious how you reached $1200 when max is $949. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why all that expensive crap anyway? You can easily get a good Android phone for $200, or even less. (Yes, new and no contract.)

    3. Re:Curious how you reached $1200 when max is $949. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's CAD then it's what $50 US ??? ;)-

  38. Typical wasteful higher ed by TodoRojo · · Score: 1

    This is typical of higher ed -- wasting time and money on useless studies.

  39. Evidence to the contrary by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2
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    1. Re:Evidence to the contrary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Clinton uses Apple devices, and has been proven a liar under oath I think it is confirmed.
      Once Trump becomes president:
      - sells government favor and access for personal bribes
      - deletes evidence of it after it is subpoenaed
      - lies under oath about what he did
      - then sends his spouse to threaten the head of the DOJ
      - causing the DOJ to drop the case 3 days later
      Only after that, can we begin to discuss if Trump is approaching Clinton's level of dishonesty.

    2. Re:Evidence to the contrary by mjwx · · Score: 2

      http://www.cnet.com/news/trump...

      Well it's based on averages, so imagine just how much more humble and honest the rest of us are knowing Trump is one of our ranks.

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    3. Re:Evidence to the contrary by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Chill, brother. It's a long weekend, the last of the summer. Take a break from your social justice cause and have a little fun.

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    4. Re:Evidence to the contrary by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Well it's based on averages, so imagine just how much more humble and honest the rest of us are knowing Trump is one of our ranks.

      That's right. We are all Donald Trump, but with fewer Eastern European hookers.

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    5. Re:Evidence to the contrary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, someone running for president calls half the country racists, lies under oath, takes bribes is all ok? But if I point it out it is wrong?
      That would be like the DNC fixing the primaries and no one caring, but getting mad at the people providing evidence they did it. Oh, wait, that did happen.

      Making fun of you is fun for me. You jumped the shark into pure idiocy and seem proud of it.

    6. Re:Evidence to the contrary by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Oh, someone running for president calls half the country racists, lies under oath, takes bribes is all ok? But if I point it out it is wrong?
      That would be like the DNC fixing the primaries and no one caring, but getting mad at the people providing evidence they did it. Oh, wait, that did happen.

      You're mad, bro. Go easy on the bile. Life is too short. We can meet back here after Labor Day and fight. Get away from the fury for just a few days, and it'll do you a world of good.

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  40. "Studies" and "journalistic malpractice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, first of all, this "study" is unpublished and not peer-reviewed anywhere that I can see. The link in TFA specifically states she "presented her work" at a conference. What does that mean? Poster session? Short talk? Plenary talk? Keynote talk (unlikely, as the author is still a student)!?. They make no mention of how it was received? What were the criticisms and follow up questions asked of the study author(s)?

    Why, oh why do journalists keep publishing science-y articles, as if they were well-accepted truths? If only there was such a thing as journalistic malpractice.

    Scientist: "My very preliminary findings may help uncover a new signalling pathway for big pharma to exploit in this one type of rare cancer."
    Journalist: "Scientists announces cure for cancer!"

    1. Re:"Studies" and "journalistic malpractice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you!

  41. Call me strange but... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Call me strange but second only to lighting up a cigarette, I've always found it a turn-off if a woman pulls an iPhone out.

    1. Re:Call me strange but... by Jack_the_Tripper · · Score: 1

      Call me strange but second only to lighting up a cigarette, I've always found it a turn-off if a woman pulls an iPhone out.

      ...soon to be followed by the rescue call where her chihuahua has an immediate medical emergency but, 'it was nice, we should do this again...'

    2. Re:Call me strange but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're strange. And a judgmental douche too, apparently ;)

    3. Re:Call me strange but... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      nah by that time I've already had a call from a friend who needs my help immediately.

    4. Re:Call me strange but... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      No, I just don't wanna waste my time with shallow superficial women.

    5. Re:Call me strange but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me, it's when she starts belching the tune to "Yankee Doodle Dandy"

  42. As it currently stands, by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

    psychology already has a poor enough reputation when it comes to scientific credibility. It certainly doesn't need junk science like this 'study' cluttering up its landscape. This is something I'd expect to see in some laughable rag while standing in the supermarket checkout line.

    Who pays for shit research like this anyway? And why?

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    1. Re:As it currently stands, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well this is Slashdot, so expect to see gobs of Apple hate, and Android/Linux fanboyism. With a lot of anti-science nonsense thrown in.

  43. Re:Android users have to be by spacepimp · · Score: 1

    This is not true. Permissions in Android are now granular and can be selected which accesses are permitted for an app.

  44. We're also by Hevel-Varik · · Score: 4, Funny

    We're also more intelligent, attractive and funny.

    1. Re:We're also by mjwx · · Score: 1

      We're also more intelligent, attractive and funny.

      Not to mention richer.

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  45. Honda and Apple go together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has to do with the way the product is advertised. Both Honda and Apple products are deliberately marketed to appeal to smug self-important people.

  46. Measuring real lies [Re:What's with the troll?] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    It's similar to the problem of testing lie-detectors: how do you measure actual lying, and not just poker-style lying in a lab? Poker means shit.

    Telling a good whopper could get one in the slammer, so who's going to rat out their punishable sins to researchers?

    And how do the researchers verify alleged lies? Dig up bodies in the forest?

  47. Re:Android users have to be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    security you can probably trust

    (Emphasis mine) That's why walled gardens don't work. If I need another third party to check an app's security anyways, then I might as well choose my own app store. For example if you installed a bitcoin app from Apple's store in the last few months... ummm.... check your balance.

    simple controls over what apps can access

    Android has that now too.

  48. As it should be by AntEater · · Score: 1

    This is because Android users don't have as much to be proud of.

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  49. Android user by ULTROS · · Score: 0

    Well I compare Iphones to hipster fad people. I know not every one is but I noticed at work and with friends, those that have Iphones tend to spend more money on a fancy car and status symbols. I also have my first app on Google play because it cots only $25 bucks for life vs $100 dollars per year. I would post it but not sure how this site is for advertising selfish plugs. Speaking of which, anyone have any ideas how I can get more downloads? I'm at 42 for the first week.

  50. What a load of BULL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    #1 Smartphone preference is not a measurement of the level of honesty of a person.

    #2 The large majority of Android users would rather install pirated software full of malware than pay $1 for the original

    1. Re:What a load of BULL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because the actual value of most Android software is nearly $0. Isn't it a bigger evil to pay $1.99 for something that is worth a $0.05 ? Having someone get $1.94 that they don't deserve is worse than having you get $0.05 that you don't deserve.

    2. Re:What a load of BULL by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      > #1 Smartphone preference is not a measurement of the level of honesty of a person.

      Here's a scientific study that shows your belief system is wrong. Unless you can come up with contradictory results from a more authoritative study, its a done deal. Sorry but your personal feelings don't trump scientific method. That all said, I'm quite happy to agree at least from my own personal experience of studying Psychology at university, that Psychology studies generally do not apply scientific method in a rigorous way.

  51. Google by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I went with the iPhone because I didn't have to root my phone to control the communications of my own apps, and I didn't want to lock more of my life into my gmail account... that and the camera/microphone/battery life etc. I was surprised by the added stability and how I didn't feel the need to root the phone at all.

    Android phones are practically subsidized by Google and most are additionally subsidized by a carrier who couldn't give a damn if you have updates or not.

    On my iPhone I use offline maps, a domestic hosted mail and calendar server and duckduckgo. No Google apps, and minimal contact with the app store. It's a boring, reliable, very functional phone.

    With Android, for even these basic features I would send 100% of my data to the U.S. where I have no control nor rights. Last I used Android it was difficult to *not* sync it with Google, even with your own calendaring/mail solution. Unless I go with Cyanogenmod or similar... which is a wicked time-burner.

    The price difference is worth it to me. Time and privacy are expensive.

    1. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On my iPhone I use offline maps, a domestic hosted mail and calendar server and duckduckgo. No Google apps, and minimal contact with the app store. It's a boring, reliable, very functional phone.

      With Android, for even these basic features I would send 100% of my data to the U.S. where I have no control nor rights. Last I used Android it was difficult to *not* sync it with Google, even with your own calendaring/mail solution. Unless I go with Cyanogenmod or similar... which is a wicked time-burner.

      I have an Android phone using OSMAnd for offline maps. Since I pay for the amount of data I use, I try very hard not to use online apps.

      I suspect there are similar workarounds for calendar, mail and searching, if I cared.

    2. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i prefer not to spend my money on company that are as unethical as apple.

  52. Re:Android users have to be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FACT: it is not "Android has that now" ... it is "Android FAKES that now".

  53. Humility by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Nothing makes one more humble than running a phone OS built entirely out of pre-shotgunned wire screening.

  54. doormats by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    It's because Android users are used to being doormats. We buy high end smartphones only to have the vendor stop providing updates 2 years later. So after a while we start buying low end smart phones, only to find they have compatibility problems or vendor installed malware. Yet we keep going back to Android.

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  55. iPhags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iPhone users are iPhags, you know it's true.

  56. Gender by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now show us the gender distribution of Android vs iPhone

  57. Interesting study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Iphone users have greater incidence of HIV than Android users.

  58. "... BUT are seen as less extroverted" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Android smartphone users have great levels of honesty and humility, agreeableness and openness personality traits BUT are seen as less extroverted than Apple's iPhone users." So extroversion is considered a positive character trait like honesty and humility? Nice work, America.

  59. Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I humbly admit Apple sucks.

  60. Re:Android users have to be by BronsCon · · Score: 2

    As an Android developer, I can tell you you're wrong. When I install my app and deny it permissions, it doesn't get them. Period. As the app developer, I'm the one getting the logs.

    The app in question was written to test just that.

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  61. Because Android owners are poor, they are honest by e1618978 · · Score: 1

    iPhone users are much richer than android users on average, and poor people are more honest and trustworthy than rich people. In fact, you can make people more honest and trustworthy by making them feel poor in comparison to others, and you can make people less honest and trustworthy by making them feel rich in comparison. http://theweek.com/articles/47...

  62. Re: Curious how you reached $1200 when max is $949 by thundercattt · · Score: 1

    Also remember Canada has 13% sales tax on top of the currency exchange. There's only 1 currency that people in the U.S know/care about.

  63. Re: Curious how you reached $1200 when max is $949 by Painted · · Score: 1

    Canada, federally, has a 5% sales tax (the Goods and Services Tax, G.S.T.). Anything more than that is provincial, and varies from 0% (Alberta) to 10% (the maritime provinces and Quebec), yielding a 5% to 15% tax.

    (insert "the more you know" image here)

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  64. Re: Curious how you reached $1200 when max is $94 by thundercattt · · Score: 1

    Silly guy, Ontario is the only province that matters. But you're right it varies from Province to Province.

  65. Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, Android users are smarter, brush their teeth more often, and their mother dresses them less funny. Or something.

    Really, is this what passes for research these days? It reads more like marketing from Google to boost Android.