Alphabet Partners With Chipotle To Deliver Burritos Using Drones (theverge.com)
An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Verge: Google parent company Alphabet is teaming up with fast casual chain Chipotle to test drone delivery for Virginia Tech students, according to a report from Bloomberg. The pilot program marks a turning point for Alphabet's Project Wing division, giving the team ample room to experiment with airborne burrito deliveries in one of the first commercial programs of its kind to be green-lit by the U.S. Federal Aviation Authority. The drones, which will be hybrid aircraft that can both fly and hover in place, will make deliveries coordinated by a Chipotle food truck on campus. Project Wing drones will be guided predominantly by software, but human pilots will be on hand to assume control if necessary. The aircraft are also prohibited from flying directly over human beings. So active participants will be shielded appropriately, according to Alphabet. Project Wing chose to partner with Chipotle because it presented unique challenges: could a drone adequately deliver food using a winch system, and can the food remain hot throughout flight with special packaging? The program will be accessible to select Virginia Tech employees and students.
Knock down the drone, win a burrito.
"Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
How is this different than the terror bombings from World War 2?
frozen pizza?
Not even my burritos are safe from the almighty GOOG. Time to switch to Qdoba.
Giving a whole new meaning to airborne biological warfare. E.Coli dispersed through the atmosphere of your town with 4 fan blades to speed it along.
Food poisoning delivered by drones. I'll have mine with extra ptomaine, please.
And what will they do when every single drone is destroyed or stolen? Quietly pretend the service never existed.
The only thing worse than a Democrat is a Republican.
Everyone talks about Western decadence mirroring ancient rome's path to downfall. I think the real indicator is going to be some function of how many inane tasks we can shoehorn into a drone deliver service.
Who the fuck is still eating there?
When you just can't WAIT for the E. Coli to arrive!
WHOOHOOO!
This is even better than taco trucks every corner!
They should deliver hot grits, not burritos.
It is now a certified conclusion that Alphabet exec's are definitely on drugs.
On the other hand, this sort of reality distortion field worked for Apple, so maybe trying something interesting in a controlled environment will net something useful..
So maybe not.
At least V tech students will have a source of fuel for hard nights of party ^H^H^H^H^H studies.
Delivering burritos to drunk college students seems a good challenge for developing the technology.
First hurdle: what keeps the customers digits attached after encounters near the props?
Seriously though, nice gimmich, but the liability concerns will never be overcome on these drone delivery stories. No sure it'll ever be profitable either.
Onion.com called, they want their headline back.
Table-ized A.I.
I wonder what else is Alphabet involved in?
Ezekiel 23:20
Rocket Propelled Anti-Drone Net Deployment System!
This is a test. They are failing.
I can already see the trail of seagulls behind the drone, and the trail of birdsh!t on the ground, leading back to the kitchen.
(farnsworth)I don't want to live on this planet anymore(/farnsworth)
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress
The bigger question is - can I also get one of those overpriced margaritas?
#DeleteChrome
they could just use a cannon.
Up there!
In the Sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
No, it's E. Coli!
sig: sauer
This is a test. They are failing.
This is an indicator, the bubble is about to burst. Just like it did at the end of Bill Clinton's presidency.
So getting Chipotle Burritos is as simple as A.B.C.? That must be one heck of a college!
Will you accept the charges?
Meet female acquaintance at Statue of Liberty 4 o'clock. Stop.
This is for burrito delivery over the wall, for repatriated beaner illegals. Well played, Alphabet.
Didn't anyone learn from existing industry:
Who wants a cold burrito?
In Rain?
And Oily?
And it's Chipotle, which still hasn't solved its bacteria problem.
Just a marketing stunt....which college kids love...
Need to walk to the dang store. Not get bad food delivery....elder needs this more.
College 15 become the college 25...
Sick of seeing "Company X will deliver Y with drones." It's not news any more. Stop posting this shit. Give us real news.
I know we're nerds and drones are supposed to the coolest thing to nerds, but does anyone really think drones buzzing overhead is a good thing?
If I see one of these annoying things polluting my neighbourhood I will do my best to destroy it. Good luck getting your Burrito.
Food poisoning just became an airborne disease.
Gram Parsons - way ahead of his time in so many ways.
"Salmonella now air-borne."
the reason Alphabet exists at all
As a member of the human race, I am so proud that centuries of technological and culinary progress has brought us to this. What a lovely day! I can't think of anything more useful for drone (or burrito) technology. All praise to our glorious overlords!
(perhaps the sarcasm was a little thick. The chip in my skull must be getting some crosstalk from North Korean propaganda - they've got that turned to full blast today.)
#randypants would say "Don't drone me bro-ito"
Google/Alphabet to begin airborne E-COLI-Burrito boning campaign!
If successful the streets will RUN brown, and I do mean RUN!
Fortunately the brown rain of terror wont last long.
Like trying to keep a Chipotle Burrito contained once eaten most Google/Alphabet projects don't last very long.
As soon as Google/Alphabet gather the data they are covertly looking for or become board with the project it will be abruptly canceled.
Abandoning the unfortunate souls with the above average digestive fortitude who had the misfortune of become dependent on the foil wrapped E-COLI bombs falling from the sky.
Why can't they make burrito appear in my mouth pre-chewed? Seriously...
My eyes reflect the stars and a smile lights up my face.
I want my burrito 3-D printed by the drone. *Fresh*
It is allowed to roast my coffee beans on the flight over, though.
I'm just amazed a drone has enough lift to carry a 17lb burrito.
Call me when Alphabet is partnering with Burrito to deliver chipotle!
Take cover! INCOMING!
Seriously, dropped from height, that's a violation of the Geneva Conventions.
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Alphabet Partners With Chipotle To Deliver Burritos Using Drones ... as a new bio-weapon delivery system?
Dude, Seroiusly? How is Crapotlay still in business?? From a public health perspective this just seems wrong..
if you pay an ass-tonne to be sick, well deliver it to ya, at an added cost (of course)
https://youtu.be/npjF032TDDQ
That's gonna have to be one big drone to lift all that white rice filler in their burrito. IMHO Chipotle is the most overrated and overpriced tex-mex restaurant ever created. Have the people who constantly eat their never tried Qdoba, Moe's, Baha Fresh, etc. etc.???
...be called CmdrTaco?
Ooh, the company that is promoting the racist (or is it just ignorant?) pronunciation of Chipotle is making itself a target for campus hackers. This should be really interesting :-).
An engineer who ran for Congress. http://herbrobinson.us
So, is this a burrito-copter, or a burrito-bomber?