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Bank of America Analysts Say There's A 50% Chance We Live In The Matrix (independent.co.uk)

Bank of America analysts have suggested that there is a 20 to 50 percent chance that the world around us is a "Matrix-style virtual reality." The report stated, "It is conceivable that with advancements in artificial intelligence, virtual reality, and computing power, members of future civilizations could have decided to run a simulation of their ancestors." The idea is certainly nothing new, as many influential visionaries have come to similar theories. What some may find most unusual about the report is who issued it. According to Business Insider, Merrill Lynch, Bank of America's wealth management company, sent out a briefing to investors outlining their Matrix theory. In response, Slashdot reader marmot7 writes: Personally, I'd like to see all that brain power go toward a better and more stable banking system, not toward the promoting the nihilistic and self-indulgent idea that this might be the Matrix. Don't worry that banks behave in ways that create instability, it's not real. Just relax and enjoy the ones and zeroes. I have no doubt there are good, well meaning people there. I just don't really need my bank weighing in on the mystery of reality any more than I need them to come up with a unified theory of physics at long last. Well, unless it's in their spare time then by all means.

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  1. Well, that explains the nightmares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:Well, that explains the nightmares by Dunbal · · Score: 0

      Pretty obvious that the Russians must have hacked the Matrix.

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    2. Re:Well, that explains the nightmares by lgw · · Score: 1

      Plus, they're cruel tormentors. Someone evil obviously gamed the program to give the US a choice between Donald and Hillary, just to see if the universe would collapse into black hole of existential angst.

      You're looking at it wrong: it's a choice between their VPs, both of with are innocuous. Hillary's health is failing, and if Trump actually tries to change anything important against the interest of the billionaires (like restricting the immigration of low-cost workers), he'll go the way of James Garfield. Of course, if Trump is just a blow-hard who does nothing, then that's fine too - no harm done.

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    3. Re:Well, that explains the nightmares by Script+Cat · · Score: 1

      I have a mouth. Stupid matrix could have left out morning breath. Grabs the tooth brush.

    4. Re:Well, that explains the nightmares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans thrive in imperfect worlds, the die-off of the second matrix was due to perpetually minty breath, and the lack of horrid morning breath was a clear indication that it was a simulation

    5. Re:Well, that explains the nightmares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (it is called porphyria and it is genetic)

  2. How did they come up with that number? by NotInHere · · Score: 1

    Why not e, or 12.44426268%? And haven't they something better to do? They are a bank, not a research institute, are they?

    1. Re:How did they come up with that number? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why not e, or 12.44426268%? And haven't they something better to do? They are a bank, not a research institute, are they?

      Why do simulated people do anything? It's just the way the program's set up.

    2. Re:How did they come up with that number? by zlives · · Score: 1

      percentile dice...

    3. Re:How did they come up with that number? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not e, or 12.44426268%? And haven't they something better to do? They are a bank, not a research institute, are they?

      It's absurd. They spent their customer's money on this risky investment where they're likely to be wrong. I hope that BoA customers at least got a laugh out of this.

    4. Re:How did they come up with that number? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2

      percentile dice...

      If you roll a compound fraction is that "percentile dysfunction"?

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    5. Re:How did they come up with that number? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Why not e, or 12.44426268%?

      I agree, the numbers are super-extra bullshit. Plus, if this is a simulation, it may have been specifically diddled in such a way as to confuse people trying to determine what the chance is that it's a simulation.

      And haven't they something better to do? They are a bank, not a research institute, are they?

      They're just looking for the next scam. Having perverted the nature of banking, they're hoping to find some exploits in the VM and pervert the nature of reality... for profit.

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    6. Re:How did they come up with that number? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is pretty human to use 50% as a likelihood between two choices when you have absolutely no idea how to measure or calculate the actual occurrence

      So this was either not created by and AI, or the AI is crafty enough to act like a human...

      I would put it at 50%

    7. Re:How did they come up with that number? by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 1

      Why not e, or 12.44426268%? And haven't they something better to do? They are a bank, not a research institute, are they?

      They are setting up a new spin for their lawyers. Once the bank has lost all your savings and needs to be bailed out with taxpayer money after the next bubble bursts, they'll be like: "Relax... it's not like we lost real money or anything"

    8. Re:How did they come up with that number? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Doesn't it need to be rounded to whole cents or something like that?

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    9. Re:How did they come up with that number? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not e, or 12.44426268%? And haven't they something better to do? They are a bank, not a research institute, are they?

      Either we live in the Matrix or we don't. Two choices, 50/50, amirite?

    10. Re:How did they come up with that number? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not e, or 12.44426268%? And haven't they something better to do? They are a bank, not a research institute, are they?

      Because we at BoA are not satisfied to rest on our laurels and expertise in keeping your assets safe from theft and massive corporate malfeasance. Any bank can protect your hard earned assets against that. But what it turns out that all those assets are merely part of a simulation? That's why we've created Reality Assurance(tm). We've employed the best metaphysicists, computer scientists, and philosophers to create a way to ensure the persistence of your wealth should it turn out we're all living in a simulated universe. For a small monthly fee, you and your family can be protected. Ask your branch manager about Reality Assurance (tm) today.

      BoA. Thinking ahead.

  3. Although BofA is HQ'd in Charlotte... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Although BofA is HQ'd in Charlotte, NC it was historically a California company and has a large presence in Washington and Oregon--states where pot is either legal or decriminalized and widely used. Just sayin'.

    1. Re:Although BofA is HQ'd in Charlotte... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're on to something. :-)

    2. Re:Although BofA is HQ'd in Charlotte... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Although BofA is HQ'd in Charlotte, NC it was historically a California company and has a large presence in Washington and Oregon--states where pot is either legal or decriminalized and widely used. Just sayin'.

      It's not impossible to imagine that the universe is a simulation on weed, but LSD (which may have also produced BSD) seems more likely to have been responsible.

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    3. Re:Although BofA is HQ'd in Charlotte... by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

      West coast is the best coast.

      Off to the pot store!

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    4. Re:Although BofA is HQ'd in Charlotte... by lgw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The better I understand quantum mechanics, the more likely I think this is.

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    5. Re:Although BofA is HQ'd in Charlotte... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Is it possible they were bought by The Very Big Corporation of America? And does their report say anything at all about the glut in the hat market?

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    6. Re:Although BofA is HQ'd in Charlotte... by gtall · · Score: 1

      Stop misunderstanding mathematics as physics.

    7. Re:Although BofA is HQ'd in Charlotte... by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      Although BofA is HQ'd in Charlotte, NC it was historically a California company and has a large presence in Washington and Oregon--states where pot is either legal or decriminalized and widely used. Just sayin'.

      Reality (virtual, the real deal, or otherwise) is for people who can't handle drugs. Just sayin'.

    8. Re:Although BofA is HQ'd in Charlotte... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Ha! Bingo

    9. Re:Although BofA is HQ'd in Charlotte... by lgw · · Score: 1

      Everything weird in quantum mechanics is there to explain the result of experiments. None of it was made up for fun. It's the universe that's weird, not the math (which isn't so weird, just lots of linear algebra and statistics).

      In particular, the universe is weird in a way consistent with a simulation - but then, that's not really evidence one way or another, just interesting.

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    10. Re:Although BofA is HQ'd in Charlotte... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy gets it!

  4. Why are bankers doing that research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My impression is that banks are about the bottom line and profits. Why is someone at a bank doing that research?

    1. Re:Why are bankers doing that research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My impression is that banks are about the bottom line and profits. Why is someone at a bank doing that research?

      Paving the ground for some future excuse?

    2. Re: Why are bankers doing that research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of this is real, but try telling them that instead of paying off your credit card or school loans.

    3. Re:Why are bankers doing that research by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      My impression is that banks are about the bottom line and profits. Why is someone at a bank doing that research?

      Maybe they are simulating society in an attempt to research ways to increase the bottom line and profits. I mean it takes a crook to think like a crook, according to so many detective stories.

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    4. Re:Why are bankers doing that research by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      My impression is that banks are about the bottom line and profits. Why is someone at a bank doing that research?

      Perhaps so that, if it turns out that we are in a simulation, they can invest in research to discover a way to hack the simulation and create money out of nowhere, thereby boosting their bottom line and profits immensely?

  5. A ploy by somenickname · · Score: 1

    This is just a ploy to further reduce banking regulations. Who needs regulations when this shit is all just a computer simulation anyway?

    1. Re:A ploy by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      This is just a ploy to further reduce banking regulations. Who needs regulations when this shit is all just a computer simulation anyway?

      They're getting you used to the idea that there's only a 50% chance they'll have your money when you need it.

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  6. False Idol. by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As with God, one has to ask what kind of morality would lead our descendants to (re)create the pointless cruelty and misery seen in the media.

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    1. Re:False Idol. by NotInHere · · Score: 3, Informative

      The problem in christianity is because GOD is both loving and powerful, but the admins of the matrix don't have to be loving. No problem there. The explanation probably is "its just numbers and nothing real" or something like that. I mean we run simulations ourselves already and there the same argument is valid.

    2. Re:False Idol. by pushing-robot · · Score: 2

      Our descendants? We're probably the dinosaurs in this scenario.

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    3. Re:False Idol. by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's because they're a simulation as well. If the argument is that we might be in a simulation because we're sufficiently advanced, then clearly any civilization that could create the simulation containing our existence would also be sufficiently advanced so as to be in a simulation itself. It's just simulations all the way up.

    4. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same morality that allows or indeed demands the memory of such pointless cruelty and misery to persist.

    5. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A simulated world can be used to conduct studies that can solve real world problems. I can't see any moral problems with doing so - the people in the simulation aren't real.

    6. Re:False Idol. by sinij · · Score: 0

      Hi, I am the guy who run this. Let me clear up some things.

      First, when I tried to install this thing with world peace and universal happiness it wouldn't compile. When I asked on the net, they told me to RTFM. I couldn't figure it out, so I got stuck with defaults.

      Second, have you played games where you mow down legions on NPCs? It is just like that. Be happy you get to exist, energy to run this sim isn't exactly free.

      Third, this is about as historical as Lord of the Rings. Nazis? Trump unifying nations? Glorax invasion? You can't be serious taking this serious. Just relax and enjoy the ride.

    7. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As with God, one has to ask what kind of morality would lead our descendants to (re)create the pointless cruelty and misery seen in the media.

      Excellent point. If you were going to create a matrix wouldn't you make it a lot more pleasant, with quite a bit less suffering? I mean why bother if you're going to create a train wreck? Unless, the creators of this Matrix just acted as prime movers and let this thing evolve or they just wanted to include incentives for a few brave souls to seek out and take the red pill.

      Occam's razor suggests this is really reality and that banks have done more than their share to make it cold and hard.

    8. Re:False Idol. by Clifton+Beach · · Score: 1

      The same type of person who would put together video complication of gruesome kills from Grand Theft Auto

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    9. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem in christianity is because GOD is both loving and powerful, but the admins of the matrix don't have to be loving. No problem there. The explanation probably is "its just numbers and nothing real" or something like that. I mean we run simulations ourselves already and there the same argument is valid.

      No moral responsibility if the people affected are just part of your model?

    10. Re:False Idol. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      What people? They're just extremely crude simulations, not even enough detail to compare to the neural activity of a rat...

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    11. Re:False Idol. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      It's true that some people do play The Sims to create paradises for their characters. But how many legions play to find new and horrific ways to torment them?

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    12. Re:False Idol. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, imagine a futuristic society based on - MAMMALS hahahahahahaha! That should be an awesome game/simulation.

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    13. Re:False Idol. by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      So long as those simulations are running on turtles, I don't see how this violates any physical laws.

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    14. Re:False Idol. by C0R1D4N · · Score: 1

      There's plenty of cruelty and misery in our video games. I feel like if this is the matrix they could have picked a better time era to set it in.

    15. Re:False Idol. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      /sarcasm Let's keep blaming God for people mis-using their gift of Free-Will because absolving people of their responsibility makes _so_much more sense. NOT.

    16. Re:False Idol. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      If you were going to create a matrix wouldn't you make it a lot more pleasant, with quite a bit less suffering?

      We have created them. They are called "video games", and they are not pleasant. Most contain plenty of simulated suffering.

    17. Re:False Idol. by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Beowulf clusters of Logo turtles all the way down??

    18. Re:False Idol. by marmot7 · · Score: 1

      As with God, one has to ask what kind of morality would lead our descendants to (re)create the pointless cruelty and misery seen in the media.

      Well put. Three possibilities of the top of my head: 1. The original developers just set the simulation in motion, learning something about evolution and perhaps entropy. 2. A psychopath has already hacked the Matrix. 3. Another Bank beat BoA to the punch a long time ago or maybe even a different division of BoA (poor internal communication?)

    19. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem in christianity is because GOD is both loving and powerful,

      In the Christian part of the Bible God is only Love and Mercy. The Lord of the Armies is not the Christian god.

    20. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's because they're a simulation as well. If the argument is that we might be in a simulation because we're sufficiently advanced, then clearly any civilization that could create the simulation containing our existence would also be sufficiently advanced so as to be in a simulation itself. It's just simulations all the way up.

      Exactly!

    21. Re:False Idol. by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 2

      I think this is the new God for highly successful people. Life is so easy and fun, it can't be real - this easy to "win". Maybe it also assuages their guilt as they stomp all over peons on their way up the ladder of success. After all, if we're just simulations, then morality is rather pointless, right? Notice how dirt poor and miserable people are not flocking to this new religion, because they wouldn't believe someone would create such a cruel and painful simulation for them to exist in.

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    22. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey now, atheists just want everyone to live a "bubble boy" existence where absolutely nothing one says, does, or thinks, will make the slightest difference to their nature of their lives.

      What could possibly go wrong?

    23. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      /sauercrautism: What is this "Free-Will" you types keep on yammering about? I thought that the whole Calvinist Protestant Doctrine was based on Predestination, and choosing to do Good Works to gain admittance to Whatever was just some old corrupt Catholic Church nonsense, along with Indulgences and not eating meat on Fridays.
      You're all Damned anyway, so why not just selfishly enjoy yourself; it makes no difference in the long term. The Concept of Free Will negates itself unless there is _no_ God, and the Universe is truly random and chaotic. Then Free Will makes sense, but even then, there are biological and legal limitations and consequences.
      This is the core of Atheistic Libertarianism, and a direct outcome of The Enlightenment, along with its corollary- The Social Contract, because if there is no God, well then, who makes the Rules and determines the consequences for breaking them, and Bang! Free Will goes out the window again.

      There is no Gift of Free Will unless one acknowledges that there is a Giver with Conditions, and if there is such a Giver, there is nothing Free about it. (I was taught for a while by Jesuits...)
      One has to go back to Thomas Aquinas and Luis de Molina, and start all over again. It helps that we know a lot more about how the Universe actually works now, so a lot of their rubbish can quickly be discarded. And in the Process...

      This entire discussion is rubbish. The Matrix is just recent bad Science Fiction. It has no Scientific, Philosophical or Theological foundation. Anybody who takes any of it the least bit seriously needs psychological... adjustments.
      A good start would be the Ethics of Aristotle. Once one _gets_ the difference between man-made Ethics, and dispensed Morality, one can see that the last is always fictional, and thus The Matrix, or any variation thereof that invokes some kind of Predestination by a higher or greater Force, is Balderdash.

      (For what it is worth, I'm a Pragmatic Socialist that believes that a bottle in front of me beats a pre-frontal lobotomy. My old Jesuit teacher later went to the Vatican Observatory, and I went into Physics.)

    24. Re: False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. And I'm not even sure how the hell you could deduce that, child.

      I address you as child not for your years of life but for your mental capacity.

    25. Re:False Idol. by shione · · Score: 1

      Does loving have to love all? I mean, it's possible to love people but not some who hurt others. Like whipping up a cake mix and loving what has been created while scooping out the bits you don't like.

    26. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we are living in a Matrix, it's safe to assume that both Heaven and Hell would be an essential part of this experiment and would be where a 'dead' program would go.

      So if we are in a Matrix, it seems all you Atheists are in for a big surprise.

    27. Re:False Idol. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      God is Great!

      At drowning toddlers and infants!

      God Loves!

      To kill humans in horrific and terrible ways when it had other options.

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    28. Re:False Idol. by JimSadler · · Score: 1

      Responsibility is a flawed concept. Only a person who can make a meaningful response can respond to anything. For example picture an old fashioned sailing ship heading for a fatal crash due to a bad captain. The crew can do nothing as any disobedience will get them hung from a yard arm. The people that hired the captain are not available as they are on land and can not observe the issue first hand. It all comes down to one and only one person being responsible and it is the ship's captain. The two hundred sailors do not share the blame. In common life, there are many people who for various reasons can not respond to situations with proper behaviors. Even the law admits some truth in this when it says that a person must be competent to aid in their own defense as well as being aware that what they did was wrong at the time of the offense. In business and in life most people around you are not competent and probably can never achieve any real degree of competency. They did not ask to be in that condition and in fact since you are competent you have the obligation to care for them.

    29. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they're studying what events led to the mass extinction? (and this is all just a research project for some alien student).

    30. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No moral responsibility if the people affected are just part of your model?

      And the exquisite truth is BoA is out of San Francisco. The Dumbest Place on Earth. The most cruel joke of all is the Simulation lets the idiots who live in Idiot-Town *think* they are the smartest people of all. The Ture Mark of an Idiot. Proof: Who else but Idiots would live in a place like San Fran if they could avoid it. Ding!

    31. Re:False Idol. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      /sarcasm Let's keep blaming God for people mis-using their gift of Free-Will because absolving people of their responsibility makes _so_much more sense. NOT.

      Yes, clearly a baby with brain cancer is responsible for its own condition.

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    32. Re:False Idol. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Isn't that reality chauvinism? We appear to be self-aware. So besides being self-aware, the simulators would have to have some extra traits to make them "more real". It's possible but I'd like to see how.

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    33. Re:False Idol. by rgbatduke · · Score: 2

      You mean Charlotte, NC, of course. Nationsbank (nee' NCNB) took over BOA but kept the name and kept the national headquarters in Charlotte.

      It is worrisome, though. The scariest thing about this is that it reveals that the BOA statisticians have no idea how to compute probabilities.

      rgb

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    34. Re:False Idol. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Your thinking is incomplete.

      1. You are _assuming_ everyone is "innocent." There is no such thing. Everyone is responsible for their condition.
      2. You assume God doesn't (already) know this.
      3. By blaming others and not taking personal responsibility you are ignoring the fundamental question.
      4. By rejecting the fundamental question "How can a person be responsible for their condition before they were born??" you are condemning yourself to be forever in ignorance about higher reality.
      5. By not being aware of the ALL the potentials (i.e. future), along with the ENTIRE past, you are pre-judging one permutation (the present) as "bad" when you don't have all the facts.
      6. Ergo, by not having all the facts you come to incorrect conclusions that "Life isn't fair."
      7. Instead of starting with the fact that "Life is 100% fair." your glass is already full.
      8. With your glass already full your ego is preventing you from knowing the truth:
      9. Before you can learn, you must first unlearn.
      10. Likewise, the beginning of wisdom is to first admit: "I don't know"
      11. By thinking you know when you don't -- you are being dishonest with yourself.
      12. By being dishonest with yourself you are believing a lie.
      13. By believing a lie are in denial.
      14. By being in denial you don't question.
      15. By not questioning you are a (mental) zombie.
      16. By being a zombie you assume your perspective is valid.
      17. By assuming your perspective is valid you don't see you are in the dark.
      18. By being in the dark you don't see enlightenment.
      19. By not being see enlightened you reject the truth.
      20. Before you can understand truth you must change your perspective.
      21. In order to change you must answer a question:
      22. "When will you 'Wake up and see things as they actually are instead of seeing things how you wish to view them?'"

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    35. Re:False Idol. by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      This entire discussion is rubbish. The Matrix is just recent bad Science Fiction. It has no Scientific, Philosophical or Theological foundation. Anybody who takes any of it the least bit seriously needs psychological... adjustments.
      A good start would be the Ethics of Aristotle. Once one _gets_ the difference between man-made Ethics, and dispensed Morality, one can see that the last is always fictional, and thus The Matrix, or any variation thereof that invokes some kind of Predestination by a higher or greater Force, is Balderdash.

      Or, one could actually read the works of Aristotle's teacher, Plato, specifically The Allegory of the Cave:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      which fortunately has its own wikipedia page and is freely available online, being a bit out of even the DMCA copyright range at this point. The Matrix is clearly (and correctly) listed as being one of several works derivative from some very serious philosophical foundation -- very nearly all of Idealism:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      is also fundamental to The Matrix, noting that in the final Matrix movie, they discover that the "reality" they broke out into is itself a supersimulation at a still higher order. The Matrix isn't even the first, or the best, SciFi work to explore the theme of the Cave. James Gunn wrote a triplet of novellas released as "The Joy Makers":

      https://www.goodreads.com/book...
      https://sciencefictionruminati...

      which would have been an even better prequel to The Matrix than the half-baked idea that one can generate more "power" by feeding people IV nutrients than one can get directly from those nutrients used as a power source. That's the really stupid thing about The Matrix that makes it bad SF -- the physics is laughably wrong on the very first page, so to speak. Gunn's Hedonic principle -- straight out of Aristotle and Utilitarianism, BTW -- makes a much better foundation and even corresponds to having a computational overlord whose responsibility it is to keep those in the simulation "happy", as opposed to "alive".

      Or, if you prefer, there is Descartes:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      or the entire contemporary range of:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      argumentation. Note well that the philosophical underpinnings of this aren't even exclusively western:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      In both Hinduism and Buddhism, the Maya principle is that this world we appear to see with our eyes and smell with our nose and hear with our ears and taste with our tongue and feel with our skin is not the real world. The real world is Atman joined with Brahman, and is the master of the illusions presented by the senses: From the Kena Upanishad:


      Not that which the eye can see, but that whereby the eye can see: know that to be Brahman the eternal, and not what people here adore;

      Not that which the ear can hear, but that whereby the ear can hear: know that to be Brahman the eternal, and not what people here adore;

      Not that which speech can illuminate, but that by which speech can be illuminated: know that to be Brahman the eternal, and not what people here adore;

      Not that which the mind can think, but that whereby the mind can think: know that to be Brahman the eternal, and not what people here adore.

      Idealism is truly ancient, and The Matrix a

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    36. Re:False Idol. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Your fallacy, like all institutionalized Churches, is assuming Free Will and Fate are mutually exclusive.

      They are both true.

      One truth does not negate another truth. This is the very definition of a paradox.

      Here is an example to illustrate. Take a Quincunx (or Galton Board) and flip it vertically:

      Picture
      Flash Animation

      In this analogy:

      * Fate = Gravity,
      * Free-Will = Choice to move left or right

      e.g.

      * You are fated to die.
      * You have free-will to die sooner or later. i.e. You can commit suicide (and thus get placed in God's Penalty Box) or live a long life trying to do the 1 and only commandment to the best of your ability.

      The choice is yours.
      For a limited time. (TM)

      > This is the core of Atheistic Libertarianism,

      Trading the ignorance of Theism for the arrogance of Atheism is still blindness.

      i.e.
      Theism is the color-blind man proselytizing to others his faith that "colors" exist.
      Atheism is the blind man telling everyone else they are crazy and irrational.
      The mystic is the one seeing in color wondering "When will both sides will shut up and stop arguing their relative truth and realize a) the fact that everyone has faith in their beliefs, and b) experimental knowledge one lives is the only real truth."

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    37. Re:False Idol. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      You are making numerous assumptions.

      You're like the person who commits suicide and then blames God for not saving them.

      I've explained the fallacies of your thinking in this same thread in another post

    38. Re:False Idol. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      /sarcasm Because the justification of "I was just following orders!" excuses one of any wrong-doing !

      Yeaaah, how did that work out at the Nuremberg trials again?

      Everyone always has a choice and a part to play in their destiny. Only the immature try to pass the buck and "blame" someone else.

    39. Re:False Idol. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Did yahweh drown millions of babies and todders?
      yes.

      Does yahweh often murder people in painful horrific ways when it could have simply killed them?
      yes.

      Do humans have a godlike knowledge of good and evil?
      yes. (yahweh says that itself).

      per the scriptures and its own actions, yahweh is evil.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    40. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Or, one could actually read the works of Aristotle's teacher, Plato, specifically The Allegory of the Cave"

      It's interesting that you brought up the Allegory Of the Cave; a Jesuit favorite. Catholics generally have no problem with regarding that some or even most of the Bible is Allegorical in nature, and not Fundamentally Literal. It's part of instruction in the Concept of Good Works, along with the Concept of Confession when works ain't so good. But the Protestant view of Personal Revelation rather than through Institutional Interpretation tended to throw the baby out with the bathwater. Getting rid of the loathsome, and quite profitable system of Indulgences and Benefices reinforces the concept of Predestination; one can't buy time out from Purgatory. But once Indulgences went out, so went the concept of a Catholic, that is Universal Church, and Priests as Authority, and then the various Sacraments and... well Protestantism breaks out all over.

      But Plato was an Allegorical storyteller; It was Aristotle who tried to formulate a Universal System of Ethics as distinct from the flexible Morality of Myths. As my Teacher said, one can be Moral, Immoral, or Amoral, but one can only be Ethical or Unethical. So we get to Aquinas through Augustine, and the emergence of Catholic Philosophy as distinct from Theology. (Note again- I'm an Atheist. It was an interesting path. But I do believe in the Catholic Church, which is not a contradiction, because the Church, for some interesting-to-me reasons actually does exist, and has for some 2000 years.)

      "In the end, though, it isn't about whether or not The Matrix has philosophical roots -- it does, but so what -- it is about evidence "
      But I claim that it doesn't have these roots, at least not deep ones; it's just bad Sci-Fi that has been done many times before; some of these other versions are well thought out, as in Forster's "The Machine Stops", an Allegory about Civilization consciously building a Machine and submitting to it in all facets of their lives, because it is Infallible and All Powerful, (Written a Century ago, this really does need to be put on film.), yet what happens to these people, and their thinking, when it eventually, inevitably, fails? (Forster came from a strong Anglican Reform background and ended up one of the better Atheist/Humanist Apologists. He is also a fun read.)

      "Physical materialism talks..."
      Yup, until something better comes along, but as with most Philosophy since The Enlightenment, it will be Evolutionary in Nature, not Revolutionary. And it is unlikely to be as mindboggling as Plato turning around in the Cave, and discovering that he is being filmed for a Reality Television show. Just what would he tell Aristotle?

      Hey, thanks rgb. Interesting discussion.

    41. Re:False Idol. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      You've fallen hook, line, and sinker for the lies of the scribes. His/Her manual also says in Jer 8:8:

      'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely?

      Blaming God because (some) Men distort the truth is tossing the baby out with the bathwater.
      i.e. Sacrifices were never commanded (Jer 7:22)

      For I spake not unto your fathers, nor commanded them in the day that I brought them out of the land of Egypt, concerning burnt offerings or sacrifices:

      Jesus clarified the spiritual immaturity & stupidity of Judaism when he quotes Hosea 6:6

      But go and learn what this means: 'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.' For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners."

      > per the scriptures and its own actions, yahweh is evil.

      No, he created evil when he gave man Free Will, per Isaiah 45:7

      7I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

      But keep using your blamethrower. Just be careful you don't burn yourself.

    42. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Your fallacy, like all institutionalized Churches, is assuming Free Will and Fate are mutually exclusive.... They are both true."
      Read closer, my claim is that they are both false. That way they are not mutually exclusive. I repeat: There is no such thing as "Free Will", as understood in Christian religions, and there is no such thing as Predestination. In fact, I went to some care to illustrate the contradictions in one or both of them being true.
      Your little Bean Machine is particularly off the mark- that is a demonstration of Statistical Distributions, which is a very odd way to express Religious concepts.

      "Trading the ignorance of Theism for the arrogance of Atheism is still blindness."
      "Atheism is the blind man telling everyone else they are crazy and irrational."

      Nope. Boy do you need to study some History and Philosophy. There is no Arrogance in Atheism, just in some of the more obnoxious followers, what are termed "Militant Atheists". Nutjobs come in a wide spectra.
      You also left out the Agnostics, which most Atheists really are:
      -There is zero Material evidence to support any form of Supernatural Influence, and we really don't care anyway. What you believe, as long as your beliefs don't infringe on my right not to believe, is your business.-
      Religious people tend to take offense from Atheism, as if it was directed specifically at them and what they personally have Belief in. It isn't. Atheists no more don't "believe" in God than they don't "believe" in Tarot or "The Matrix". They is all equally irrelevant: no material effects on the Universe.

      You also left out the Deists, an interesting offshoot of the end of The Enlightenment, that believes that God probably does exist, but either no longer cares to interfere in Human Affairs, or is no longer able to. Deism had a strong effect on the way that the US Government was formed. Franklin was a Deist, while Jefferson was so strongly a Deist as was understood back then, that he edited his version of the New Testament so as to take out all Supernatural references. (Both still characterized themselves as Christians from a Philosophical viewpoint. This is not a contradiction.)

      "The mystic is the one seeing in color wondering "When will both sides will shut up and stop arguing their relative truth and realize a) the fact that everyone has faith in their beliefs...""
      That Mystic just has porridge in his brain pan. There are more than two sides, and not all of them involve Faith or Beliefs. And Believe is an awfully abused word: "I believe that I'll have a second Martini.", (Ugh.), is not the same as "I believe that the experimental results bear out the hypothesis.", which is not the same as "I believe in the Immaculate Conception."
      Best not to use the word at all.

      There are some branches of Sufi Mysticism that completely internalize Jihad, which has given the Sects the reputation of being non-violent. But then there are other Sufi Mystical sects that are as bloody as they come. That's the problem with porridge- sometimes one gets raisons, and sometimes one gets nuts. Mysticism is generally laziness; a lack of self-discipline.
      This especially applies to "New Age" Mysticism, ("New Age" rhymes with Sewage.), which is basically a rijsttafel of odd notions and odder neuroses; just channel what you want from the table: all portions are equally valid.

    43. Re:False Idol. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      The problem in Christianity is because GOD is both loving and powerful,

      Sounds like someone has only read the sanitised version of the KJV bible.

      In older and unsanitised variants God is vengeful and violent, sometimes to the point of petulance.

      This is my problem with organised religion, the Abrahamic religions in particular where the religious ideas are changed or interpreted to fit the desires of the leaders of the day. KJV means King James Version, a king rewrote the bible to suit him... and he wasn't the first or last. In fact we have large sects of Christianity divided on exactly what they think God is all about (Anglican, Catholic, Protestant) and still regularly fight over it.

      It wasn't so long ago that the "loving and peaceful" Christians acted just like the hateful Islamic preachers that the Racists like to pretend are common. Some Christians still act like that (KKK, Lords Resistance Army, that "god hates fags" lot). Only recently have the majority of Christian changed to the belief that God is all loving and wants peace, like the majority of Islamic preachers preach... the ones racists like to ignore.

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    44. Re:False Idol. by NotInHere · · Score: 1

      It wasn't so long ago that the "loving and peaceful" Christians acted just like the hateful Islamic preachers that the Racists like to pretend are common

      There has been a certain phase in the history of the western world and of christianity, which is called Enlightenment. And yes i agree that it took well into the second half of the last century to completely catch on with everyone in the western world. Islam is unfortunately still behind in that development, like where the western world was in the 18th century.

      God is all loving and wants peace, like the majority of Islamic preachers preach

      A god who demands a gruesome death for adultery, and for people who steal demands the hand to be cut off. I don't say that the western world didn't have similarly gruesome laws, but it was never connected to the religion, except for few dark where women were set on fire alive for being "witches".

      And its not a minority of imams who welcome such a system, as most states with muslims in the majority of the population have the shariah as part of their legal systems.

    45. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    46. Re:False Idol. by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      But then who's to say that all simulated-persons shouldn't be held to an equal standard?

    47. Re:False Idol. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      No yahweh drowned millions of innocent toddlers and babies. Slowly. Over several days or even weeks.

      As I said...

      God is Great

      At drowning innocent toddlers and babies.

      I agree he also says he created evil- but I'm talking about actual evil actions and evil orders.

      An evil action isn't suddenly a good action because yahweh did it. If killing children, toddlers, and babies is evil, then yahweh is evil. Yahweh killed children, toddlers, and babies in large numbers in terrible ways many times in the scripture.

      Some times they break it out "smash the sucklings on rocks" and other times they allude to it "kill everything that lives except virgin girls" and other times they ignore them as in Genesis.

      17 For forty days the flood kept coming on the earth, and as the waters increased they lifted the ark high above the earth. 18 The waters rose and increased greatly on the earth, and the ark floated on the surface of the water. 19 They rose greatly on the earth, and all the high mountains under the entire heavens were covered. 20 The waters rose and covered the mountains to a depth of more than fifteen cubits.[g][h] 21 Every living thing that moved on land perishedâ"birds, livestock, wild animals, all the creatures that swarm over the earth, and all mankind. 22 Everything on dry land that had the breath of life in its nostrils died. 23 Every living thing on the face of the earth was wiped out; people and animals and the creatures that move along the ground and the birds were wiped from the earth. Only Noah was left, and those with him in the ark.

      (cough), that should really read...

        21 Every living thing that moved on land perished slowly, suffering horrifically â"birds, livestock, wild animals, all the creatures that swarm over the earth, and all mankind including all the children, toddlers, and babies. 22 Everything on dry land that had the breath of life in its nostrils (Like children, toddlers, babies, kittens and puppies) died. 23 Every living thing on the face of the earth was wiped out; people (and children, toddlers, babies...) and animals and the creatures that move along the ground and the birds were wiped from the earth.

      ---

      Yahweh is a monster. Yahweh is a sociopath- worse than a sociopath. When given options of simply killing people quickly and painlessly and killing them in horrible torturous ways, yahweh ALWAYS takes option T for Torture.

      And revelations gets even worse. People who were murdered by yahweh are going to be resurrected and then tortured for eternity. Could have just left them dead but noooooo. What a sick fuck.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    48. Re:False Idol. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      How is constantly bitching about other men's lies working for you?

      1. Why do you keep clinging to archaic dogma, contradictions, and half-truths?
      2. When are you going to start thinking for yourself instead of parroting another man's lie?
      3. When are you going to realize God doesn't have a name?
      4. When are you going to understand that the Israelites worshipped the Egyptian Moon God, Yahweh.
      5. When are you going to grok that a perfect God doesn't _need_ to kill anyone, by definition.

      Part of the problem is that you are hung up on the lies of religion instead of the truth of spirituality.

      Religion, noun. Aka One man telling another man what he should do to understand God.
      Spirituality, noun, Aka One man telling another man what he could do to understand God.

      i.e.
      Instead of focusing on the lies of Judaism you would be more productive if you focused on your own truth -- then you might actually inspire people.

    49. Re:False Idol. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Oh boy... a cafeteria christian or not even a christian at all!

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    50. Re:False Idol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever played a first-person shooter? Why re-create such pointless violence?

    51. Re:False Idol. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The Nuremberg trials, and others, established that "just following orders" is not justification for following illegal orders. It is a justification for following stupid orders. If a company commander orders his men to shoot prisoners, that's illegal and everyone who follows that order is legally responsible. If he orders his men into a stupid frontal attack, they're supposed to obey, and the commander has the responsibility.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  7. My theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The entire vast expanse of the cosmos is a simulation aimed at getting me a Slashdot first post. Now I just need to devise some way to test this hypothesis.

  8. marmot7 is right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Religions use a god to forgive them of doing wrong and the belief in an afterlife allows them to not care or take responsibility for negative things they do on earth. If you're agnostic or atheist, you lose that, all you have is nihilism to justify it's all fine to yourself, but now they have this convenient "simulation" to serve the same purpose. "Hey, we're all just AI and the bullshit we and the companies we work for do is all part of this non-consequential simulation!"

  9. Well I'm convinced. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So we've now heard from a bank and from a guy who got rich facilitating online beanie baby auctions. I think we can now check off this scientific problem as solved.

    All the actual physicists with their knowledge and experience and research can go home.

    1. Re:Well I'm convinced. by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      Not quite yet. It needs to be peer reviewed by people who are equally unqualified to make predictions like this. Round up a scientologist, a flat-earther and a couple of anti-vaccination parents and you should be set.

    2. Re:Well I'm convinced. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can often find all three of those in one person.

    3. Re:Well I'm convinced. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot Elon Musk. He said the same thing.

    4. Re:Well I'm convinced. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Only if the scientologist flat-earther is having twins. And even still, they're not parents yet.

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    5. Re:Well I'm convinced. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...says the guy with autistic kids.

    6. Re:Well I'm convinced. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nick Bostrom is the creator of this idea, at least in the current acception. Elon Musk is taking a ride.

      Bostrom is a very profound and serious thinker. Very interesting stuff, long reads. Perfect for an autumn Sunday afternoon.

    7. Re:Well I'm convinced. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Musk is the beanie baby guy.

  10. BofA deez nuts by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    To be fair, when the Bank of America analysts were asked this, they were all high on designer drugs after celebrating their record bonuses.

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    You are welcome on my lawn.
    1. Re: BofA deez nuts by WarJolt · · Score: 1

      Stock market crashes are just glitches in the matrix. It happens when they change something.

    2. Re:BofA deez nuts by joe.lawry · · Score: 1

      I'm just replying so I can compliment PopeRatzo on his Trump quote. Seriously, well done sir.

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    3. Re:BofA deez nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I'm the only copy of me and it is indeed a matrix, then I cannot afford to shrug off a simulated life as it's the only life I have.

  11. Of course they would say that ... by NZheretic · · Score: 1

    ... so they have something else to blame about past and future catastrophic financial collapses - The Matrix is to blame!

  12. So by DivineKnight · · Score: 1

    So, what are we all running from?

  13. No, the blue one stupid! by bobbied · · Score: 0

    Somebody took the wrong pill...

    Seriously, 50% chance this is all just a high powered simulation? I guess a whole bunch of somebodies believe everything they see on a screen and read on the internet and they happen to work for BofA? How sad, that somehow, anybody could come to the conclusion that this is all just make believe... However, what's frightening are the logical conclusions being reached if that's a possibility. What is a life worth if it's just simulation? Nothing, just toss that one into the bit bucket if you like. The holocaust didn't even make a dent in the effort to fill up /dev/null even if it did fill up a lot of graves.

    Is it no wonder society is coming apart?

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    1. Re:No, the blue one stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTFY: The holocaust didn't even happen. It was part of a simulation.

    2. Re:No, the blue one stupid! by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      What is a life worth if it's just simulation?

      No more and no less than if it's "real". Who gives a squashed shit? If it feels real to me, I'm going to behave as if it's real. And I'm going to get quite cross if you piss on my Wheaties, whether you think it's real or not. Indeed, if you should do such a thing, you will find out rapidly how real I think it is. Which is not to get all internet brave or anything, it's all to make a point; there is only one reason why it would be interesting if the universe were a simulation, and that's that we could then potentially hack the simulation in order to accomplish things which are outside the rules — or at minimum, examine the laws of the simulation so that we could determine precisely what the rules were, so that we could make optimally efficient use of them.

      If we determine that this is all a simulation, and then go on living as if we had learned nothing, then the time spent determining that it is a simulation was all a big fuck-off waste of time. It would have been better spent masturbating. At least then, at the end you'd have something.

      On the other hand, odds are good that we're not going to be able to break out a simulation even if it is one. The ways in which you break out of simulations tend to involve abusing the simulation. But we're nowhere near capable of doing that. We have barely begun to familiarize ourselves with existing stellar phenomena. How can we even reasonably imagine some case which will break the simulation when we're so unfamiliar with its bounds?

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:No, the blue one stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Live an interesting life so the simulators don't shut you off. That's all I got to say.

    4. Re:No, the blue one stupid! by sir-gold · · Score: 1

      It might be a simple as standing in the right place and yelling "Computer! Arch!" in a commanding tone.

    5. Re:No, the blue one stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody took the wrong pill...

      Seriously, 50% chance this is all just a high powered simulation? I guess a whole bunch of somebodies believe everything they see on a screen and read on the internet and they happen to work for BofA? How sad, that somehow, anybody could come to the conclusion that this is all just make believe... However, what's frightening are the logical conclusions being reached if that's a possibility. What is a life worth if it's just simulation? Nothing, just toss that one into the bit bucket if you like. The holocaust didn't even make a dent in the effort to fill up /dev/null even if it did fill up a lot of graves.

      Is it no wonder society is coming apart?

      I have to quote Q from Star Trek TNG..

      "No Jean Luc, This is as real as your so called reality gets."

  14. fifty-fifty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    let me toss a coin then. oh wait, is there a coin?

    1. Re:fifty-fifty by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 2

      Do not try to flip a coin, that is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no coin. Then you'll see that it is not the coin that flips, but you.

    2. Re:fifty-fifty by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 1

      Then you'll see that it is not the coin that flips, but you.

      I thought that was only in Soviet Russia?

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  15. The Matrix Has You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's in the way pennies are rounded, it's in the way your insurance is counted. It's in the investment strategy trees growing money, it's in the bronze bull of the Meryl Lynch, looking like honey. It's in the investment matrix and the risk models in your bank's GPU farms. Although you might not see it, it still got its charms. The Matrix has you.

  16. Look on the bright side by wickerprints · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At least, now you know where you should NOT put your money.

    1. Re:Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely right. Putting your money in a Wells Fargo account would be an awful idea. -PCP

      Captcha: carder

    2. Re:Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern banking has nothing to do with where you put money. It's all about where you put loans.

      There's just not enough profit in fictional value but there is in the doubly fictional debit.

  17. My analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say there's a 98.765% chance BofA pulled that statistic straight out of their ass.

  18. Reductio ad Absurdum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If The Matrix were able to simulate chemical reactions, such as we are seeing in abrupt climate change, then there would be no need for humans to be used as batteries. Just because a banker in the necrocene can't accept that his precious capitalism is causing our immanent extinction, in no way should he be allowed to speak for the algorithm that controls his mind. Come to think of it, why can't we have an algorithm, crowd sourced by mathematical truths and overseen by humanity, to run for President?

    1. Re:Reductio ad Absurdum by rsborg · · Score: 1

      If The Matrix were able to simulate chemical reactions, such as we are seeing in abrupt climate change, then there would be no need for humans to be used as batteries. Just because a banker in the necrocene can't accept that his precious capitalism is causing our immanent extinction, in no way should he be allowed to speak for the algorithm that controls his mind. Come to think of it, why can't we have an algorithm, crowd sourced by mathematical truths and overseen by humanity, to run for President?

      The Matrix (movie) had it wrong -we're not batteries, we're processors... and maybe by overheating us, it's like overclocking. Read Hyperion Cantos by Dan Simmons http://www.librarything.com/wo...

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    2. Re:Reductio ad Absurdum by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      The Matrix (movie) had it wrong

      The people in the movie had incomplete knowledge of many things. That was their guess and should not be accepted as the truth. (I actually prefer this explanation)

    3. Re:Reductio ad Absurdum by lgw · · Score: 1

      The best explanation for the events the the movie is that the whole thing is just the robots taking care of humans as best they're able. Most humans are happy enough in the matrix, and for the few who aren't, there's this other simulated world where they can fight the power. There are a lot of hints of this in the Animatrix - just made the terrible sequels even more disappointing.

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    4. Re:Reductio ad Absurdum by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I think Dark City from the same time was a far better take on it.
      Aliens putting people though a lot of simulations so they could get an idea of how those strange human beings thought.
      That actually made sense instead of looking like a weak excuse, such as the battery thing, or your better idea of processors.

      Some years everyone was making an asteroid movie, that year it was artificial reality movies.

    5. Re:Reductio ad Absurdum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The matrix was a great movie... shame they never made any sequels :-)

    6. Re:Reductio ad Absurdum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Matrix (movie) had it wrong -we're not batteries

      No, we're batteries. The "national debt" is created out of nothing, and this "money" (non redeemable mind you, not real "money" of any actual value, only has any "value" because they got their privately-issued "Federal reserve note" IOUs written into law as legal tender) is supposedly "backed by" our [their] holdings -- all the property of the united states, all the people, all our "wealth"

      indirectly, FRNs are "obligation of the u.s. government" which translates to "obligations of you"

      So, we may also be "processors" (non-thinking robotic/communistic/"new soviet man"/"pavlovian robots") .... but we are definitely "Batteries" as well.

      Perhaps we are not "batteries" for the "machines" ... just for the "human" [reptillian lizard people, stellionate is the word] bankers and banking computers.

      We are definitely batteries though, for them.

  19. Which analysts? It's important. by Hartree · · Score: 1

    Is there any chance these were a bunch of analysts BOA picked up on the cheap from the 5300 people Wells Fargo fired recently for setting up phony bank accounts?

  20. No they didn't by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    Actually, if you read TFA past all the sensationalist clickbait, what the report really said was:

    Many scientists, philosophers, and business leaders believe that there is a 20-50 per cent probability that humans are already living in a computer-simulated virtual world.

    Which is really not that jaw-dropping, since the summary says practically the same thing.

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  21. two options so 50/50 chance right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about these odds, a coin can either land on a face or on the edge. Are the odds of landing on the edge 50%?

    PS - Is this a joke. Seems a bit past April 1st. But I can't wrap my head around it being anything else.

  22. This is not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's bullshit pseudoscience PR clickbait.

    Real news for nerds, please.

  23. What narrow thinking by edcheevy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What narrow thinking in these comments. I know, "get off my lawn, Slashdot used to be amazing!" has been said before, but all of these comments are simple "LULZ BofA is stoopid!" Come on people, think bigger and more cynically! Why not devote a few analyst cycles to ponder the reality vs simulation question if you're a major finance company? If we are in a simulation, isn't there a healthy chance that simulation includes bugs that could be exploited by economists living within it?

    How many billions could you make if you were able to predict glitches in the Matrix?

    1. Re:What narrow thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What narrow thinking in these comments. I know, "get off my lawn, Slashdot used to be amazing!" has been said before, but all of these comments are simple "LULZ BofA is stoopid!" Come on people, think bigger and more cynically! Why not devote a few analyst cycles to ponder the reality vs simulation question if you're a major finance company? If we are in a simulation, isn't there a healthy chance that simulation includes bugs that could be exploited by economists living within it?

      How many billions could you make if you were able to predict glitches in the Matrix?

      Good point. They probably waste their customers/investors money on hundreds of little studies on the off chance that they'll hit *pay* dirt. I guess this story was kind of a score. It's click bait and any publicity is good publicity, apparently.

    2. Re:What narrow thinking by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I think your ideas on this are too narrow. Instead of procedural planning where every action has an algorithm behind it, think of something more along the line of progression of a CA.

    3. Re:What narrow thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like your speculation could be a great strategy to facilitate pump and dump with some of your older clients.

    4. Re:What narrow thinking by avandesande · · Score: 1

      There are just too many stupid things happening in the world for this to be a simulation..... like that guy that killed the older couple in Florida and started eating one of them. Who programmed that?

      --
      love is just extroverted narcissism
  24. This could be a start... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe their analysts have got bored with the whole banking and economics thing and realised it is a fools errand. So idle speculation should actually be seen as a positive thing.

  25. Bank of America has a 20 to 50 percent chance by TimSSG · · Score: 1

    Bank of America has a 20 to 50 percent chance is does NOT exist in the real world? Tim S.

  26. Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the kind of shitty world a capitalist would make. Seriously, better planes of existence tumble right out of my asshole every day.

  27. The first one was perfect... by Etcetera · · Score: 2

    But the human minds kept rejecting it. Entire crops were lost.

    So B-of-A was formed instead.

  28. Nope by Sqreater · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sault's law says a thing cannot make an artifact as complex as itself. It is an asymptotic goal. And it is unlikely any civilization would get even close to simulating the universe it lives in.

    --
    E Proelio Veritas.
    1. Re:Nope by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      I guess the guy never made babies. If unthinking enzymes and chemicals can do it, advanced robotics could do it. We're just not there yet.

      --
      Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
    2. Re:Nope by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Sault's law says a thing cannot make an artifact as complex as itself.

      That's dumb, though. It can even make an artifact more complex than itself. We're not that far off from having machines that can mine, smelt ores, and replicate themselves. If you gave the machine plans for both itself and a more complex machine, it could then clearly make a more complex machine.

      And it is unlikely any civilization would get even close to simulating the universe it lives in.

      On one hand, that's probably true. On the other hand, you might be able to simulate enough of it to be useful. And on the gripping hand, what if you could access other universes, and utilize their resources for your simulation?

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:Nope by lgw · · Score: 2

      Who's to say our universe isn't very simple compared to the host universe? Certainly some of the rules of our universe, like relativity, seem carefully contrived to make us easier to simulate.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    4. Re:Nope by crunchygranola · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Googling "Sault's Law" turns up no obvious references to this "law". This actually sounds a lot like Creationist propaganda, which frequently claims that evolution cannot create greater complexity, when in fact evolution - including artificial genetic algorithms - have no problem doing this.

      --
      Second class citizen of the New Gilded Age
    5. Re:Nope by Whibla · · Score: 1

      Sault's law says a thing cannot make an artifact as complex as itself.

      I've never heard of this law, but in a sense it sounds legitimate. It misses one rather significant point though...

      I am not alone. Two people working together can achieve more than two people working alone, and, moreover, by working together they can achieve things that are simply not possible by two people working alone. And this scales, i.e. three people working together can achieve more that two people, and so on. The same applies to the machines that we make - in essence it only takes two machines working together to be able to make a machine more complex than either one of the originals.

      it is unlikely any civilization would get even close to simulating the universe it lives in.

      Without any supporting arguments this is a very 'interesting' position to hold. Respectfully, I disagree. I rather suspect that once a civilisation reaches a certain level of technical expertise it is an almost forgone conclusion that they will get around to, and reasonably close to*, simulating the universe.

      *For certain values of reasonably and dependent upon the starting conditions the simulator chooses to input.

    6. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds like as much BS as the matrix claim itself.

      Sault's law says a thing cannot make an artifact as complex as itself. It is an asymptotic goal.

      Sounds tenuous, and google is not my friend. Citation?

      And it is unlikely any civilization would get even close to simulating the universe it lives in.

      Justification? Even if I accept your alleged "law" who's to say that we're not being simulated by a civilisation in a significantly more complex universe (ie our simulated world is a lot simpler than the "real" world where the simulation is being run).

      Honestly I don't give the matrix idea much credit. At best it seems like a "turtles all the way down" type argument with zero predictive power and zero testability just like any other "creator god" scenario (simulation or physical construct based). But your counter-argument seems equally implausible.

    7. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      95% of what you perceive every single moment is compiled from the moments before it by your brain without regard to reality. Chances are if you were going to simulate the universe on that level of detail you wouldn't bother rendering that other 95% and you definitely wouldn't bother with things that are not in the direct field of vision of an actor. There is no reason whatsoever to expect the level of detail we know to exist in the world is the maximum level of detail or even that the laws of physics within a simulation are the same as those of the environment in which the simulation is computed - in fact none of our simulations, even the best of the physics research ones, are capable of anything close to that.

    8. Re:Nope by gtall · · Score: 1

      "Certainly"? You do understand that mathematics is man's "contrived" creation...well, a lot of women helped as well. In case you haven't gotten the memo, the GUT has not yet been realized.

      You make the same mistake many make: mathematics is not physics. Physics is written in the language of mathematics and as such, not everything is properly expressible. Hell, it isn't even clear the mathematics has the right concepts to express all of physics. Quantum mechanics should give anyone pause that it does. BTW, quantum mechanics is mathematics, not physics.

      Brief language lesson: languages generally have syntax and semantics. The syntax is what tells you which statements are in the language. The semantics is a map from the language to a model, the model is generally expressed in...mathematics. See anything circular there. One needs verification of the mathematics in the corporeal world. And verification is only good up to an epsilon.

      It isn't at all clear that the concepts we express with mathematics are the correct concepts to describe the universe. We do our best and attempt for, at least, internal consistency. In that sense, we are well within David Hilbert's view of mathematics, as oppose to the earlier "interpreted" mathematics as espoused by Poincare.

    9. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're saying the 17 dimensional beings cannot simulate a puny 4D universe like ours?

    10. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is assuming that whatever universe created the simulation is anything like the universe it created in the simulation. We could be a relatively simple universe in comparison to the "real" universe. If this theory does hold water I don't think it is a matrix-like universe that tries to control reality at the level of human conscious, but a simple model based on the level of quantum mechanics and the most basic laws of physics, where everything else has just played out from there. It could be that whoever created our simulation has no idea we even exist.

    11. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming every civilization lives in a universe with similar symmetries to our own. What if universes in which Sault's law is correct is only a small minority?

    12. Re:Nope by lgw · · Score: 1

      Science isn't philosophy. Science doesn't seek to reveal "what's really going on". Science seeks predictive models. Almost everyone involved understands this. You're not bringing any insight or originality by repeating that "the map is not the territory". Yes, yes, everyone good "gets" that in sophomore physics. But the whole point of science is better maps - that's testable, empirical.

      Explanations for "what's really going on", without the math, are just storytelling. There are plenty of entertaining stories.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    13. Re:Nope by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Actually it does not matter which is more complex.

      You can simulate a super complex universe with simple means.

      The people inside would never know ... who knows if the simulator simulating us needs a century to simulate a nano second of us?

      --
      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    14. Re:Nope by Sqreater · · Score: 1

      "artifact." Babies are not "artifacts."

      --
      E Proelio Veritas.
    15. Re:Nope by Sqreater · · Score: 1

      You can "if" anything you like.

      --
      E Proelio Veritas.
    16. Re:Nope by Sqreater · · Score: 1

      Googling "Sault's Law" turns up no obvious references to this "law".

      Of course.

      "This actually sounds a lot like Creationist propaganda.."

      I don't believe in gods or demons, except as thought-behaviors springing from the inborn Human Motivation Array.

      "in fact evolution - including artificial genetic algorithms - have no problem doing this.[create greater complexity]

      What about "artifact" is so hard to understand?

      --
      E Proelio Veritas.
    17. Re:Nope by Sqreater · · Score: 1

      And what exactly are those two people making that is more complex than they are?

      --
      E Proelio Veritas.
    18. Re:Nope by Whibla · · Score: 1

      The obvious answer to this would be children. Not every time, sure, most of the time all they end up with is something equally as complex as themselves, but, given that life seems to have evolved into some very complex forms from some very simple ones, I'm somewhat puzzled by your obtuseness.

      In a different vein, as to whether a computer or a computer network, or a city is currently more or less complex than an individual person is debatable but, given enough time, it's a debate that's only going to have one conclusion.

    19. Re:Nope by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      (Side Topic)

      If you don't mind, the "Java 8" topic is in read-only-archive mode, so I cannot reply to the lambda usefulness thread there.

      Just because YOU couldn't find a way to concisely code those 10 cases without using lambdas doesn't mean a solution does not exist.

      You not finding X, and X not existing are not necessarily the same thing.

      It may also be a limitation of the language that prevents alternatives, and not an inherent limit of OOP itself. I agree that language-specific limitations may not leave one with sufficient non-lambda solutions in many cases.

      But that's more or less my original point: that lambda's in Java are work-arounds for Java limitations. You implied they are a more general factoring solution (such as ALL of oop).

      But verifying your claim is why I want to see actual production code, or at least a sufficient description of the problem to see if it's an inherent limit of OOP, a language-specific limit, or something else entirely.

      The devil is in the details.

      Your last reply for reference:

      https://developers.slashdot.or...

    20. Re:Nope by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Hello Tabelizer,

      I believe the discussion is pretty pointless. Because I don't grasp what you actually are talking about.

      So, if you are "against lambdas" how would you solve the problem, they solve?

      It may also be a limitation of the language that prevents alternatives,
      What would be an alternative?

      Just because YOU couldn't find a way to concisely code those 10 cases without using lambdas doesn't mean a solution does not exist.
      Hu? Or course it means that, you are silly again.

      But that's more or less my original point: that lambda's in Java are work-arounds for Java limitations.
      This is a circular argument.
      Before lambdas, Java had the limitation of having no lambdas. Now with lambdas that limitation is gone. What you actually want to say: it completely escapes me.

      But verifying your claim is why I want to see actual production code
      Actual production code of what? Ancient code without lamdas? Just download a random Java program that is GUI heavy. Or watch news more closely, companies like Twitter switched to Scala, long ago: because of closures (and frameworks that uses/need/support them). Angular JS is a google supported JavaScript library, in JS in Web front ends every second thing is a closure ... go figure.

      or at least a sufficient description of the problem to see if it's an inherent limit of OOP It has nothing to do with OOP. So how can it be a limit of OOP? In Java I can not access registers directly, obviously that is a "limit". In C I can at least hint the compiler to put something into a register (but can not tell into which). So both languages have restrictions/limits regarding registers. You may call it a limitation, others call it an abstraction.

      a language-specific limit, Yes, all languages that don't support lambdas have the language specific limitation that they don't support lambdas. Again we run in circles.
      All languages that don't support OOP have the limitation that they don't support .... you guess it.

      The devil is in the details.
      No it is not.
      Both features are besides the concrete syntax simple boolean flags:
      supportsOOP: boolean // enum { false, true };
      suportsLambdas: boolean // #define NO (0) // #define YES (1)

      Plain and simple. You can clumsily replace lambdas with OO concepts, as I showed in my code examples, but you can not vice versa. At least not fully.

      I suggest, to understand the problem better, you spent a few weekends and simply implement an OO system in a language that does not support OO natively and then you do that with lambdas, or the opposite around. Pseudocode on paper is probably enough.

      You frankly sound like one who can only do one thing: making long posts that look coherent on the first glance, because the vocabulary is sound: but make clear you have not much insight into the matter.

      --
      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    21. Re:Nope by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Just because YOU couldn't find a way to concisely code those 10 cases without using lambdas doesn't mean a solution does not exist.

      Hu? Or course it means that, you are silly again.

      Why are you so sure you can perceive all possible solutions?

      It may also be a limitation of the language that prevents alternatives,

      What would be an alternative?

      I already described an example in the original post: object-level "classes" (on-click example).

      Java had the limitation of having no lambdas

      And shitty OOP, and still does.

      Re: "Just download a random Java program that is GUI heavy..."

      I agree such is bloated, but again it's largely because of Java's weak OOP model (possibly resulting in poor GUI API design), NOT an inherent bloat of OOP compared to lambdas.

      in JS in Web front ends every second thing is a closure ... go figure.

      And it sucks. JS also has a poor OOP model/syntax.

      as I showed in my code examples,

      But you were comparing a very one-to-one translation. If one has better OOP features, the API's often are done differently ALTOGETHER. The bigger picture matters. It's like you are comparing English to Chinese word for word, when the general structure and way of going about saying things can be very different in each language. You are translating trees, not forests.

      I've asked multiple people for concrete/realistic/actual examples of lambdas significantly improving things, and either they couldn't produce any, or the API's were poorly designed to begin with (often because the language had sucky OOP).

      Now it's quite possible that API design is a subjective thing everyone prefers different approaches. The best API designs I've seen (in my opinion) are NOT helped much by lambdas.

      And I apologize for the difficulty in communicating. It's probably something that we'd have to walk through a longer and specific example(s) before a mutual understanding appears. Sometimes Chinese, I mean English, is not sufficient to convey quick meaning alone.

    22. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not on Wikipedia, so cannot be true!

    23. Re:Nope by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Why are you so sure you can perceive all possible solutions?
      Of course :D

      I already described an example in the original post: object-level "classes" (on-click example).
      Don't remember it, you should have reposted it.

      I agree such is bloated, but again it's largely because of Java's weak OOP model
      That claim makes no sense, and you never gave an example why it is "poor", what would be better?

      Javas OO implementation is exactly like any other oo language with static typing the alternative is dynamic typing and on top of that class less.

      And it sucks. JS also has a poor OOP model/syntax.
      The syntax is like Java and C++, so don't make to many enemies. The model is dynamic typed and class less ... some people like that.

      If one has better OOP features
      There are no better OOP features or "less good " OOP features, either a language is OOP or it is not, and lambdas have at first nothing to do with it: however the second OO language, SmallTalk had lamdas as first class citizens.

      (often because the language had sucky OOP).
      Please stop this. You sound like a ranting child. Start do define what is sucky and what is not. Java is not perfect syntax wise, e.g. needing to write public or private in front of everything. But OO wise it is like any other single inheritance language. The only thing improving it would be real MI (which is a pain to implement, hence Java is moving to Mixins) and real templates and operator overloading. But the last two are not OO concepts anyway.

      To get the discussion elsewhere, perhaps you should explain what kinds of OO you find sucky and how you would solve it and what kinds of OO you find less sucky ...

      AGAIN: your whole post makes not much sense to me.

      I've asked multiple people for concrete/realistic/actual examples of lambdas significantly improving things,
      Then ask some one who is working in the topic? Why should a random OO programmer know where to improve his OO code with functional programming????????? Probably his OO code is just fine and there is nothing to improve? Facepalm ...

      And again, get it or, quit the topic: OO and APIs have nothing to do with functional programming and Lambdas.

      If you don't see the advantage that complicated several line constructs collapse to a one liner ... well, then you should go back to data bases and stop ranting about programming.

      --
      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
  29. 50% Chance this is Search Engine Obfuscation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe this is just a tactic to clog internet news search engines with irrelevant information to distract people from BoA's other "interesting" adventures such as these (copied and pasted from Wikipedia):

    BANK OF AMERICA CONTROVERSIES

    ***

    Parmalat controversy

    Parmalat SpA is a multinational Italian dairy and food corporation. Following Parmalat's 2003 bankruptcy, the company sued Bank of America for $10 billion, alleging the bank profited from its knowledge of Parmalat's financial difficulties. The parties announced a settlement in July 2009, resulting in Bank of America paying Parmalat $98.5 million in October 2009.[133][134] In a related case, on April 18, 2011, an Italian court acquitted Bank of America and three other large banks, along with their employees, of charges they assisted Parmalat in concealing its fraud, and of lacking sufficient internal controls to prevent such frauds. Prosecutors did not immediately say whether they would appeal the rulings. In Parma, the banks were still charged with covering up the fraud.[135]
    Consumer credit controversies

    In January 2008, Bank of America began notifying some customers without payment problems that their interest rates were more than doubled, up to 28%. The bank was criticized for raising rates on customers in good standing, and for declining to explain why it had done so.[136][137] In September 2009, a Bank of America credit card customer, Ann Minch, posted a video on YouTube criticizing the bank for raising her interest rate. After the video went viral, she was contacted by a Bank of America representative who lowered her rate. The story attracted national attention from television and internet commentators.[138][139][140] More recently, the bank has been criticized for allegedly seizing three properties that were not under their ownership, apparently due to incorrect addresses on their legal documents.[141]

    ***

    WikiLeaks

    In October 2009, WikiLeaks representative Julian Assange reported that his organization possessed a 5 gigabyte hard drive formerly used by a Bank of America executive and that Wikileaks intended to publish its contents.[142]
    In November 2010, Forbes magazine published an interview with Assange in which he stated his intent to publish information which would turn a major U.S. bank "inside out".[143] In response to this announcement, Bank of America stock dropped 3.2%.[144]
    In December 2010, Bank of America announced that it would no longer service requests to transfer funds to WikiLeaks,[145] stating that "Bank of America joins in the actions previously announced by MasterCard, PayPal, Visa Europe and others and will not process transactions of any type that we have reason to believe are intended for WikiLeaks... This decision is based upon our reasonable belief that WikiLeaks may be engaged in activities that are, among other things, inconsistent with our internal policies for processing payments."[146]
    In late December it was announced that Bank of America had bought up more than 300 Internet domain names in an attempt to preempt bad publicity that might be forthcoming in the anticipated WikiLeaks release. The domain names included as BrianMoynihanBlows.com, BrianMoynihanSucks.com and similar names for other top executives of the bank.[147][148][149][150] Nick Baumann of Mother Jones ridiculed this effort, stating: "If I owned stock in Bank of America, this would not give me confidence that the bank is prepared for whatever Julian Assange is planning to throw at it."[151]
    Sometime before August 2011, it is claimed by WikiLeaks that 5 GB of Bank of America leaks was part of the deletion of over 3500 communications by Daniel Domscheit-Berg, a now ex-WikiLeaks volunteer.[152][153]

    ***

    Anonymous

    On March 14, 2011, one or more members of the decentralized collective Anonymous began releasing emails it said were obtained from Bank of America. According to the group, the emails document "corruption and fraud", and relate to the issue of improper foreclosures. The source,

  30. 50/50 by sexconker · · Score: 1

    About the same odds as BoA foreclosing on your house and sending the sheriff to physically remove you despite the fact that you don't have a fucking mortgage.

  31. When the fuck are people who suggest this.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    .... going to realize that they are essentially just advocating intelligent design?

    If we live in a simulation, then some intelligent being designed that simulation. Period.

    ID may get touted a lot as some sort of pseudo-scientific camouflage for creationism, but in the end, it's still just about an alternative origin to our beginnings than just evolution. Suggesting we are living in a simulation is not only compatible with the notion that we were created, but it would seem to imply it.

    1. Re:When the fuck are people who suggest this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree whit you!
      An argument that is not based on reality/evidence, is sole based on an assumption that is pure wild (and bad) speculation...
      Belief, pure belief, not science...
      Put on place of God green aliens, or super-powered future humans... Arf...

    2. Re:When the fuck are people who suggest this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know you're not creating the simulation? The Taoists and Buddhists have been saying as much for thousands of years: Chuang Tzu dreamed he was a butterfly. Did Chuang Tzu dream he was a butterfly, or was it the butterfly dreaming it was Chuang Tzu? Rational analysis yields no definitive evidence either way. During the time of a dream that's found to be the only true reality. Put another way, a simulation doesn't necessarily mean you were created, but it might mean there's no you. Your mistake is to assume an absolute, objective context in which *someone* knows what's going on. There is no such context to be had. There's no place to stand from which to view absolute reality.

    3. Re:When the fuck are people who suggest this.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      My grievance on the matter is over the fact that some people with scientific interests will believe that notions such as the universe being a simulation are somehow worthy of serious consideration as being possible when such ideas directly imply Intelligent Design, and the latter has long since been all but completely condemned by the scientific community as being unworthy of any serious speculation. It's not the fact that either one is particularly unscientific that bothers me... to be honest. It's the complete lack of any consistency that, to be quite frank, kind of pisses me off about the whole thing.

    4. Re:When the fuck are people who suggest this.... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The universe being a simultation thing is really just a thought experiment to find things that wouldn't be possible to simulate. They don't actually believe that stuff.
      It's just a way to look at reality from the "outside" and see if anything new stands out.

      File it with not actually killing cats in boxes.

    5. Re:When the fuck are people who suggest this.... by Dagger2 · · Score: 1

      Are you arguing that it's not possible for our universe to be a simulation? Or rather, that it's not worth seriously considering the possibility that it could be? Because I can't see the basis for that. We've made our own physics simulations, and they do tend to be small-scale and don't incorporate every physical law, but that's basically just a limitation of our knowledge and computing power. Nothing I've seen suggests that it'd be fundamentally impossible to produce a simulation that, from the inside, looks the same as our universe.

      Also, a simulated universe doesn't necessarily imply that somebody designed it. For instance, it may be possible to enumerate the set of possible physics rules and then try them out one-by-one. (Please read this blog post for a longer and more convincing version of the previous sentence.)

    6. Re:When the fuck are people who suggest this.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Are you arguing that it's not possible for our universe to be a simulation? Or rather, that it's not worth seriously considering the possibility that it could be?

      The latter, because it implies intelligent design, which is supposedly not worth serious consideration.

      Because one directly implies the other, either ID is at least as worthy of serious scientific consideration as the notion that the universe is a simulation seems to be or else the notion that the universe is a simulation should be discounted as pseudo-scientific mumbo jumbo.

    7. Re:When the fuck are people who suggest this.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      It's not about whether or not one believes it, it's about the fact that somehow the notion that our universe is a simulation is supposedly worthy of consideration by the scientific community as possible when the very thing that it directly implies is supposedly not. It would seem to me that if ID, which is what the universe being a simulation would almost immediately imply is always discounted as having any merit for serious consideration, then the universe being a simulation must be discounted as no less than the same pseudo-scientific mumbo jumbo. It's simple logic... If A then B and A then B. So since A implies B and not B, then not A.

    8. Re:When the fuck are people who suggest this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ID, where defined as the bearded sky man described in a book who demands our reverence or will condemn us to a lake of fire for eternity sat down at his work bench and hand-crafted each of us, is not worth consideration. This is because it makes a wide range of irrational claims, and is based on a superstitious fairy tale which is taken as truth simply because the book it comes out of is very old and people are easily frightened by threats of eternal hellfire.

      ID, where defined as an implication of simulation theory, does merit consideration. As you say, obviously it implies the simulation has an intelligent creator. Now, did said creator actually create man specifically, or did said creator set up a genetic algorithm (evolution) and we're merely it's output? Is said creator actually highly intelligent and actually designed our simulation, or are we just some kid's video game? Is the creator a singular being, or are we some group project?

      What's the difference, you ask? One is pure superstitions based on the writings of ancient people which detail clearly nonsensical, possibly fever-induced beliefs. The other is a logical inference based on observed facts about the nature of our reality. When people say they reject "Intelligent Design", more often than not they're saying they reject the assumption that the Christian God(tm) created humanity instead of evolution. Yes, simulation theory implies an intelligent designer. To pretend, though, that religious assholes haven't made the term "Intelligent Design" synonymous with their asinine beliefs is being deliberately obtuse.

    9. Re:When the fuck are people who suggest this.... by mark-t · · Score: 1
      If the universe were simulation, then it is the simulation that actually created us and not *actually* evolution. We would not even have any kind of real existence, and it's largely a waste of time to even consider where we came from because anything that we might think we know about the past was just part of the same simulation anyways.

      I'm not saying it can't be good to explore metaphysical possibilities, but I wish to hell that people would stop giving the notions any more credibility than they would otherwise give the idea that there is some invisible God in the sky somewhere... the designer of the simulation may as well be "God", for all we can tell (and in some ways, that's not too far off of what some Christians believe).

    10. Re:When the fuck are people who suggest this.... by Dagger2 · · Score: 1

      No, it would still be evolution. Why would it suddenly stop being evolution just because our physics was running on some computing substrate rather than ${whatever the base universe is running on}? Likewise, I'd still argue we have a real existence even if we're on a computer -- everything is real enough from our perspective, which is the only one we have access to.

      (Unless you define "real" as "not simulated", in which case obviously it's by definition not real; that's not the definition I'm using above.)

      I feel like you completely ignored the AC grandparent post, went off on a tangent and then continued conflating those two different types of ID. Don't do that; the distinction is important.

    11. Re:When the fuck are people who suggest this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It kind of puts the lie to the typical front that science is about objective knowledge.

  32. Looking at this I have a title: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I have an ass and must pull stats out of"

    1. Re:Looking at this I have a title: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no ass and I must shit!
      I have no dickhole and I must piss!
      I have no penis and I must fuck your Mom!

    2. Re:Looking at this I have a title: by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

      No ass, no dick, can't piss, can't shit.

      So, do you just explode when you turn twenty-five?

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      Donald Trump, on a crusade to make Nixon look respectable
    3. Re:Looking at this I have a title: by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1

      "I have an ass and must pull stats out of"

      Remember, you can't spell "analyst" without "anal".

      But looking at the image from the presentation cited by TFA, it looks just like a bit of noise thrown in to spice up a bunch of otherwise relatively mundane numbers about augmented/virtual reality as a business. Sort of like some pepper flakes put atop the chicken-and-rice dish.

    4. Re:Looking at this I have a title: by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      No ass, no dick, can't piss, can't shit.

      He is dying and brings very bad news.

      Dies irae

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      My ism, it's full of beliefs.
    5. Re:Looking at this I have a title: by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd love to know what they base it on. The typical argument is that, at a given point in its maturity, any technological civilisation will be able to produce simulations that are sufficiently real that the inhabitants can't tell that they are inside a simulation. At this point, they will do so at least once and there will be more simulated realities than real ones. Some of these simulations will be complex enough for recursive simulation, and so the number will grow. If we assume that the base reality is at least as big as ours appears to be, and has been around for as long as hours appears to have been, then there must be a great many technological civilisations (even if you assume an average of only one per galaxy, it's a huge number) that have reached the point of being able to build simulations. As such, the number of beings inside simulated realities vastly exceeds the number in the base reality and so there is a far greater probability that you are in a simulation (and probably in a recursive simulation) than that you are in the base reality.

      A similar argument states that this probability is further increased because we can't yet build realistic simulations and you could significantly reduce the computational requirements of your simulation by not making its inhabitants sufficiently technologically advanced to require recursive simulation.

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    6. Re:Looking at this I have a title: by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      We've never simulated anything with true knowledge, as we understand our use of the term. Thus, no simulation has ever had knowledge that it was in a simulation.

    7. Re:Looking at this I have a title: by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Everybody says : "100% chance Bank of America wasting peoples' money theorizing about the matrix"

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      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    8. Re:Looking at this I have a title: by lott11 · · Score: 1

      You people are no different then those that lived 6972 years ago. Ignorant and belligerent in other words stupid. There are 3 types of people that have always been around, 1 the shift the Alpha dog the commander. 2 the witch doctor the religious leader, 3 last but least the fools the followers. Just look any any time of history who died and for what reason, it is always the same. We need food, there riches, or territory. And most of the time it is the same reasoning they will invaded, they are heretrics, and lastly remember it is for good of the empire. Sound familiar. Then came the crusades 300 years of war the distraction of the god wild they eliminated higher learning. Then came the so called start of banking, control of riches who could get pledged or what they for collateral. You keep forgetting what words mean, you never look at your vocabulary. This terms are use to misdirect the masses, the use of layers was never to help but to misdirect people. Democratic or for any other type of government is never for the people, it is for the in powered. Not for the fools or slaves they are the work force. Can you have war with out banks up to a point, people will up revolt “let then eat cake” So what happen no monarchy then what the same crap with and idea of some liberty. Religion lost some it’s power in some pleases do to monarchy making new religion to fit there stiles. But they had most of the riches in there banks and knowledge of books and trade. Moving to today do you think that information the you are so willing to give so freely today is used for what. Your ventilate it is to what ends, how much you pay every month to a lending institution,. Will you ever stop being in that hole, no because you buy that $700 cell every year even if you do not need it. Stupid needs require stupid people. Was that cell any better than your previous one no it has less safeguards more ram more storage that is it. It has more ram because it needs it for more monitoring of what you do, that is it. You are tracked every where you are every thing that you do, why would you need GPS. Are you in some far away place, you can get local tracking via cell towers down to a millimeter. The more they know the better they can please how smart you are how do talk to how much of a treat you are. Information is the trade to know how to control you, and you keep tweeting exposing your life on Facebook and of those medias. Your confusing your social lives to that of true friend, was Facebook there when you needed real help. Did tweeter get you out of a jam when you really needed it. Idiots stating a fact is not putting your self at risk, stating you likes and dislikes is feeding the lion. You do really tell you priest or your any one for that matter everything that you do, do you really confessed to some else or to your god. If you are smart just your god in private, and no one else. The point of this is the matrix is you life to predicate what will you do, and how many are going to something different you are. Any time that you do something that no one else those you are a heretic, and will always be use against you by those in power. Making matter simple to control the masses. So are you going keep the lion in powered, or are you going to be an individual. That is up to you.

    9. Re:Looking at this I have a title: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the 4th type... the Heretic

      You know the ones who do not follow the lead, who try and dig beneath the covers and figure out how things really work

      They used to be burned at the stake (@stake anybody?), now we just call them hackers and try to send them to jail for long periods of time

    10. Re:Looking at this I have a title: by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1

      Everybody says : "100% chance Bank of America wasting peoples' money theorizing about the matrix"

      More like "Everybody says: "100% chance Bank of America wasting peoples' money pasting in references to Nick Bostrom's theories and Neil deGrasse Tyson's speculative comments about that idea" - they just threw that in with a reference to Bostrom and Tyson that they probably picked up from some casual reading, I don't think they actually did any theorizing of their own. (I won't speculate on how many bong hits were involved in the process of writing that presentation.)

    11. Re:Looking at this I have a title: by Maritz · · Score: 1

      No doubt that wall of text contains many profound insights. Try using paragraphs, O Enlightened One.

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      I do not want your cheap brainburning drugs. They are useless for work. And I am a working man today.
  33. Bullshit by gweihir · · Score: 1

    While it is a possible world-model, there is absolutely no basis for a probability estimation with a reasonable error margin. These people do not understand what they are doing or, alternately, they are lying in order to get publicity. Oh, and look, it worked!

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    1. Re:Bullshit by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      While it is a possible world-model, there is absolutely no basis for a probability estimation with a reasonable error margin. These people do not understand what they are doing or, alternately, they are lying in order to get publicity. Oh, and look, it worked!

      No you see, it is easy. Either it is or it isn't; so it's 50/50.

      Doesn't really make me confident of BoA, and I will try to steer clear of their mathematical expertice in the future.

    2. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not how stats work and BoA is far dumber than I realized. The probability is near 100% that we're living in a simulation. If any civilization anywhere during anytime makes a single simulation at any level of complexity then there's a 50% chance we're the ones in the simulation. We can't say if we're in a complex simulation or not because we don't know the complexity 'above' us. Maybe this existence is extremely simple compared to the one above it. If that same civilization makes a second simulation then the chance we're in a simulation increases to 66%. A 3rd and we're at 75%. Etc... and that's just one entity creating simulations.

      We can already create simulations with internal actors sensing only within that simulation and we've done that at least billions of times. I've personally done it about 20,000 times just for my last research project, so there's proof that it can and has been done. Thus we're likely in a simulation.

      The real question is, why does it matter if we're in a simulation?

    3. Re:Bullshit by gweihir · · Score: 1

      That may indeed have been what they did. Junk-statistics at its finest. And in some sense it would even be correct: If you know absolutely nothing, assuming uniform distribution of the cases you know is a valid approach. Of course, what you do not get with this assumption is any error estimation, and hence the reliability of the statement is essentially be "none at all".

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    4. Re:Bullshit by gweihir · · Score: 1

      And on the other hand, as soon as a civilization is living in a simulation, it cannot create a simulation of equal complexity anymore, so as soon as it has happened, the complexity of the possible simulations drop (for simplicity, assume below 0.5 of the surrounding simulation), so withing a small number of steps (simulation-in-simulation-in-simulation...), we have that any simulated world will have a simulation complexity very close to zero. As our world clearly has a complexity significantly above zero, the probability of us living in a simulation is essentially zero. The beautiful thing is that we are both right!

      The real question is, why does it matter if we're in a simulation?

      Philosophical interest. Also some hard science interest in the nature of the world. For example, if this world is a simulation, then there is a hard limit on the power any computing machinery can ever have, but there may not be one or a different one on what individuals can do, namely if individuals perceive to live in this simulation but (Matrix style) are not created by the simulation.

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    5. Re:Bullshit by Dagger2 · · Score: 1

      As our world clearly has a complexity significantly above zero

      This isn't actually clear. Even the post you responded to points this out: this isn't a call you can make without knowing what the parent universes look like (or without theoretically ruling out the possibility of much more complex universes than our own).

      But it doesn't even matter if the vast majority of simulated worlds are too simple to support our human life. The important part is whether the majority of worlds that do support human life are simulated or not, since we already know that we're in one of those worlds. The existence of many more simple simulations won't alter the "complex simulated worlds":"non-simulated worlds" ratio.

    6. Re:Bullshit by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      No you see, it is easy. Either it is or it isn't; so it's 50/50.

      I've got the same combination on my luggage! ...er, i mean that's the exact same assumption i make about either/or questions as a person with very little knowledge of statistics who knows nothing about the underlying factors!

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    7. Re:Bullshit by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I was just pointing out by example that the whole line of reasoning is nonsense.

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    8. Re:Bullshit by Dagger2 · · Score: 1

      But your example isn't valid, so it doesn't say anything about the original line of reasoning.

    9. Re:Bullshit by gweihir · · Score: 1

      No example is ever "valid". Your reasoning is flawed. This is about explaining an idea, not about giving proof.

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    10. Re:Bullshit by Dagger2 · · Score: 1

      Okay, you've confused me, I'm not even sure which of my reasoning you think is flawed, let alone why. I'll try again from the start.

      You said this:

      And on the other hand, as soon as a civilization is living in a simulation, it cannot create a simulation of equal complexity anymore, so as soon as it has happened, the complexity of the possible simulations drop (for simplicity, assume below 0.5 of the surrounding simulation), so withing a small number of steps (simulation-in-simulation-in-simulation...), we have that any simulated world will have a simulation complexity very close to zero.

      Which seems reasonable enough, but then you said this:

      As our world clearly has a complexity significantly above zero,

      which isn't actually clear at all, but even if we assume that it was:

      the probability of us living in a simulation is essentially zero.

      ...this doesn't follow. If you picked a simulation at random, the probability of it having humans in it would indeed be close to zero. However, the number of simulations that are complex enough to support humans will still vastly outnumber the number of real universes, so we're still more likely to be in a simulation than not.

    11. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And on the other hand, as soon as a civilization is living in a simulation, it cannot create a simulation of equal complexity anymore

      I don't think that's correct. If we uncover all the laws of physics then we could program a computer with them and simulate the universe. It wouldn't be a real-time simulation in our reality, but since there would be no time between ticks within the simulation then anything in the simulation would view times as normal for them.

  34. That explains Trump's popularity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The overlords are fucking with the matrix to see how much mental gymnastics right wingers in this country would have to do to justify to themselves to support an ostensibly leftist (have you seen his actual fucking proposals?) good friend of Vlad Putin for president. Or perhaps the matrix is actually powered by ronald reagans corpse spinning in his grave and Trump gave them the highest RPM.

  35. But why here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've no doubt that a matrix style VR world eventually would be feasible if our current tech continues to improve.

    But why would it automatically be here? Why does its existence necessitate our involvement? Wouldn't it be just as likely that some alien species in the Andromeda Galaxy built such an environment? They can have their own play-things living in their own virtual world, completely removed from our existence.

  36. ...and why would they care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, living-in-matrix implies intelligent design. You seem to act as if this realization would stop people from musing about the matrix. Or suddenly make people accept ID as fact. Or something. I really can't figure out the motivation behind the tone of your post.

    Logically, a matrix would have been intelligently designed. Yes, that makes sense. So what?

    One thing that this matrix notion has in common with religion is that it is all just speculation. People who have studied philosophy formally (in class, not just by picking up a few books) have analyzed these concepts to death, and (for the most part) moved on. People who have never done so tend to think they are coming up with something new every time they are introduced to a concept like this, and they get a lot of attention from other people who have also not studied. It is an ongoing cycle, and I find it trite.

    1. Re:...and why would they care? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      My point is that while we are so down on the entire Intelligent Design being worthy of any consideration, we are simultaneously speculating on other notions that would by definition *imply* it.

    2. Re: ...and why would they care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing that this matrix notion has in common with religion is that it is all just complete bullshit
      FTFY.

    3. Re:...and why would they care? by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      The two hypothesis have the same exact amount of validity and come from the same kind of unscientific thinking. It's not surprising they could be compatible.

      Both are totally made up, plausible, unfalsifiable neat ideas. We have no reason to believe these things might be true, but we also can't prove they're false. Science isn't happening here.

      Sure, you can speculate it. Nobody ever complained about speculating creationism either. It's a good thing to do. It's a fun thing to do! Each is a great basis for many great stories. But, yeah, it irritates me when they use the word "theory." That word means something, and these things aren't theories.

      And it's a little infuriating when some dickhead says "n% likely" as though this isn't a totally arbitrary shit-dripping number pulled from his reeking ass. That's where they crossed from "neat idea" or maybe "illiterate person who doesn't know what a theory is" to being dishonest sacks of shit. They are lying (not merely speculating) when they assign a probability. Anyone who tells this lie knows he can't show his work. That's not merely an error or mistake, unless you wanna call it an ethical error.

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  37. 50/50 by wHartHog(69) · · Score: 1

    When I hear a weather-person say there is a 50% chance of rain tomorrow, my brain translates that into "maybe it will rain, maybe it won't" The weather prediction is 100% accurate.

    So, in this case, my brain translated this as "maybe we live in The Matrix, maybe we don't", which as far as I can tell is just restating the question. 100% accurate? Yes. Information (valuable or not)? No.

  38. Re:With the way the world is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Don't be sad, fellow AC, I hear ya. It is just that there are a lot of Elon Musk fans and a lot of folks who have heard about (but never read) the fantasies of Nick Bostrom out there, and they really do want their mystical cyber escapism.

  39. Re:With the way the world is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think that we might live in someone else's simulation, but it doesn't and can't matter. Reality is perception, what we are incapable of perceiving has no meaning for us.

    With all of the negativity that No Man's Sky has been receiving, largely rightfully, it did pose some interesting ideas about simulated reality. A character in the game uncovers evidence that the universe they exist in (the game universe) isn't the base reality and here I was playing in their universe simulator/glorified RNG from the base reality. Obviously NMS isn't anywhere close to being complex enough but maybe in a few hundred or thousand years from now there could be true AI and machines powerful enough to handle it.

  40. Does this mean .... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... that there is a 50% probability that my BofA credit card balance is fictitious? Do I only owe them half?

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    1. Re:Does this mean .... by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      No, there is a 50% of the cash in your checking and savings account is fictitious! All of your debt is all too real!

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      Second class citizen of the New Gilded Age
  41. I already saw that movie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was OK.

  42. Energy cost of computing is not free or limitless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem whit this assumption is that technological advancement will give us unlimited power or/and a way to overcame physical-natural limitations (break physical laws).
    Computation has physical-natural limits like everything else. Computation demands power and time, this can't be overcome, this cannot be hacked or worked out.
    To simulate a universe the size of ours will demand an amount of energy greater than the universe itself (energy-mass of the universe plus the overhead of computation).
    So, in order to produce a simulation of the current universe an advanced civilization will need to live in a universe without the physical (laws) and energy (production) limitations of the one we live (plus an enormous amount of energy)... In this scenario computation (simulation) becomes meaningless, a civilization in a such universe could simple âoecreateâ our universe (using they unlimited technology, and they unlimited power, and broken-weird physics).
    For me, this argument is not based on reality/evidence, and incur in a logical fallacy (unlimited technological power of a future civilization).

  43. Sadism by pigsycyberbully · · Score: 0

    When somebody dies that is a member of your family even if it is an animal like a dog, I say before they die even though I don't believe in Gods, I say: Please please! if you are out there God leave this person alone because if you make this person suffer even more when it is my turn to die by hook or by crook I will come and find you and I will torture you I will make you suffer like no one has ever suffered. Now fuck off and leave this person / animal in peace

    So if we are now in a "matrix" Virtual reality, then I should be threatening another kind of sadist.

    Hey you sadist bastard! delete Hillary Clinton, for goodness sake enough already..

  44. And the next question is obviously.. by Z80a · · Score: 1

    "How we profit on that?" given the fact its a bank.

  45. What They Are Really Hinting At by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

    There is a 50% chance that the money that appears in your BOA account balance does not really exist...

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    Second class citizen of the New Gilded Age
  46. Next study funded by marmot7 · · Score: 1

    As several here have noted, if it's true, they're likely looking to hack the Matrix for profit. So if the Matrix is our reality, you don't want the banks to grok it. They manipulate reality enough already. My theory is that people who sense a Matrix are intuitively sensing the presence of spirit so they seek to explain it using a familiar metaphor, a computer generated simulation. That said, I don't need BoA to check into this idea for me, thanks. I see that investors don't exactly have confidence in BoA at the moment. I'm not sure exactly why. I know that I'm hoping that BoA and all banks work on restoring society's trust. It's unsettling to worry about a whole sector that can bring a lot down with it. Why not save the stoner talk for *after* work and weekends? There's plenty of time to talk about the Matrix then.

  47. hack the world by smylingsam · · Score: 1

    So, Now that BoA knows the truth, we can pen test the meta system and hack the world!! Certified ethical wizard will be a new job title!

  48. How'd they survive long enough to get so advanced? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They survived? No nuclear armageddon? No global warming turning their planet into a second Venus? Then why make the simulation where this stuff could happen?

    Probably I'm the only one in the simulation. A student homework assignment, started 5 minutes ago complete with a bunch of memories culled from various other computer runs.

  49. Good News Everyone... by Sperbels · · Score: 1

    The good news is we're in a huge particle simulation. The bad news is, you're still just composed of virtual particles and will become virtual worm food when you die.

  50. I'm betting on extinction and a slow reboot by matthollingsworth · · Score: 1

    I'm betting on extinction and a slow reboot

  51. Fuck Slashdot by Gussington · · Score: 1

    So someone somewhere did a powerpoint preso at a staff function with some info pulled off the Internet, and this makes the Slashdot front page?
    Is this what Slashdot has become? How long before we get a daily update about the Kardashians?

    1. Re:Fuck Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, since it was sold out it has because an electric fence for retarded minds. most people just jumped over it (albeit to be contained in a taller fence but in a larger area) but some stayed as the containment area grew tighter and the voltage increased

  52. these are the people who control our economy by kloro2006 · · Score: 1

    basically, what they are saying is that they are not sure if anything is real. are they the kind of people you want controlling your economic future? it's bad enough that they are fools enough to think the way they do, but to let their victims -- us -- know they think that way proves they are not only fools but madmen. vote for Trump! he's crazy enough to destroy the whole, worthless system.

    1. Re:these are the people who control our economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be clear: you want Trump to hit the reset switch because the status quo is run by nihilists? "Some men just want to watch the world burn" sound familiar?

  53. Who? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    It's just freaky when a bank states this. Ranks up there with Microsoft Lingerie.

  54. jokes and arguments aside and against by CloudDrakken · · Score: 0

    y'all need to put your money in credit unions, stat. and while i'm here in this textarea element, why don't i try and offer some good refutations as to why such a theory is kinda balderdash: + the universe is patterns (?) and freedom is the chucking away and letting go of harming patterns, adopting helpful patterns, and eventually being beyond patternalia + when have we ever successfully run a simulation? are people suggesting that something that is simulated doesn't occur at all, much like yesterday or tomorrow? + we're in space + does the universe really require someone to hit the start button? this is the trouble with people who are around too many buttons or ignition switches, they assume that all things need a person to hit the button. the sunrise don't need no button, foo.

  55. 50% chance by dremon · · Score: 1

    Either we are living in the Matrix or we are not. Sounds logical.

  56. Re:With the way the world is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems to rest on the argument that the universe operates according to some computable process. If No Man's Sky only simulates a fraction of the universe, say .0001%, then, so goes the argument, you simply need a simulation that is 10^6 better than what we have currently got and we will be able to simulate a universe with the same fidelity as our own. And even more clever, even though we might blow ourselves up before we get there, we could imaging some other alien creatures who were able to get past human levels of self-destruction to make the 10^6 improvement.

    Now, where is the evidence that the universe operates according to a computable process? To be compuatable it has to be something that can be calculated on any member of the set of computing machines. I just need the smallest example of this. A calculation of the path of a particle along some path.

  57. Learn some philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you fucking degenerates.

  58. When philosophers and physicists do this by dbIII · · Score: 1

    When philosophers and physicists do this it's a fun way of pointing out interesting edge cases or stuff that we need better understanding of.
    In this case it just sounds like these bankers are taking those thought experiments far too seriously and not seeing them for what they are.

    It's like assuming that a smooth massless elephant is real instead of just a way to model a great big hairy and heavy thing.

  59. Here's how the discussion went by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 1

    Jim: "Things are looking bad. We've lost a lot of money. How can we hide it in this presentation?"
    Bob: "I don't know. We're so screwed, man! Any ideas, Jill?"
    Jill: "Huh? Sorry I wasn't listening. I was watching the iPhone 7 keynote. Did you know they are dropping the headphone jack?".
    Bob: "How can you be not paying attention at a time like this! We're screwed! We need to find a way to distract people from .... ummm... hang on. What did you say?"
    Jill: "They're removing the headphone jack from the iPhone. I haven't noticed anything else different because that's all I can think about."
    Bob: "Perfect! That's the ticket! We'll just include some sensational nonsense in the presentation and no one will notice the terrible news! But what to include...Jim?"
    Jim: "Huh? Sorry. I was spaced out watching my Matrix screensaver....".

  60. comprehensive review of the topic by os10000 · · Score: 1

    website: www.simulation-argument.com

    In the early 2000s the University of Oxford named Nick Bostrom as the Director for the newly founded institute: "Future of Humanity Institute".

    He thinks about "existential risk". If we are indeed living in a simulation, an existential risk is that it will be turned off.

    He has collected and summarised the various aspects ("how would you change your behaviour if you knew you were living in
    a simulation?") at the above website.

    It is unlikely that any one of us here has more to contribute on the topic than what this guy has already forgotten.

    Enjoy.

    Oliver

    1. Re:comprehensive review of the topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With this exception of your single comment, this thread is filled with the most ignorance of even the basic gist of the topic at hand I've ever seen on Slashdot. But I'll admit I've been frequenting it less than in the past.

      It's just an internal memo that mentions as somewhat of a lark that prominent people in the scientific community have weighed in their guesses for the simulation hypothesis and the chance that we fit the third postulate, rather than the first two. Yet many above seem to think Bank of America are.... spending money hiring researchers to come up with this for.... reasons? And no one but you seems to have even realized this is simply the Simulation Hypothesis. Anyone is welcome to accept for themselves one or both of the first two postulates. That we either aren't going to survive to the point of ancestor simulation or that we won't want to do so when we do arrive at that point. It's not controversial, it's not complicated. And it's not a conspiracy by Bank of America, for crying out loud.

  61. Computer, End Simulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh fuck.

  62. I don't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Matrix is real. Use the force, Neo

  63. Better Motives by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    One possibility is that some sort of god-like creature, or creatures, use a matrix like situations to test systems and find potential flaws or benefits. Another possibility is that humanity exists as a potential AI life force generator. We have seven billion people on the planet. Suppose each person has a computer running a matrix of its own design, complete with things like entirely altered laws of physics, chemistry or even mathematics. After these universes ran for a period of time some would be found to be superior to others. If we can create a matrix better than the one we now live in our true purpose may be at an end. Perhaps we could transfer to the new and better matrix or perhaps that big hand in the sky just hits the off switch on our universe.

  64. Matrix or simulation - thats is the damn question! by JeremyWH · · Score: 1

    It kind of bugs me that people like these geniuses keep saying the we live in the matrix, but what I really think they mean is that we live in a simulation. When they say these things, and acting all profound, you expect them to get the basic constructs right! Matrix = real universe, but with a big Mofo electrode sticking in your spinal cord fooling your real brain. Simulation = simulated universe, simulated brain, ghosts all the way down. And I didn't read the article - i just wanted to sound like I knew what I was talking about.

  65. Re:With the way the world is... by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

    It would appear we may well be "The Ghosts in the Machine"

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  66. This idea seems to be hip right now ... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    This idea seems to be hip right now, although it is just a variant of Kants critical idealism or the arbrahamic revelation psycho-cults (Christianity, Islam, Judaism) idea of a god from which all things come.

    It's really weird when you see institutions that have so much power perpetrate such nonsense. And goes to show that 'civilized' society isn't to far from societies who think they have god on their side when they blow themselves and innocent bystanders up. Or think it's a brilliant idea to gas 11 million innocent people and invade Stalingrad. Anything can be justified if you can tell the people you have God on your side. Or that we are all living in a simulation.

    It seems that people, with abrahamic religion and new age out of fashion people are turning to other bullshit to justify immoral actions.
    After all, if this is a simulation, then a bank misbehaving isn't all that bad, right? I can see were this is intended to go again.
    Straight into a new version of the dark ages, with some cyberpunk aspects to it perhaps.

    Evil people at work with evil plans are spreading this nonsense. You're best off taking it with a pound of salt.

    My 2 cents.

    --
    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  67. Where is the terminal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is the terminal so I can type in sudo rm -rf /

  68. Absolute Proof Here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's confirmed. Even people of high intelligence can be full of crap and have stupid ideas. Hurray for dark matter and cosmic inflation!

  69. Same old shit by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

    The narrative behind the "Matrix" or "computer simulation" interpretation of the world is just a sequel or variant of the very old religious idea of the human created to live in a world controlled by God or gods. There is nothing new and nothing to see here. It is very boring it gets so much public attention.

    --
    Achille Talon
    Hop!
  70. Is it April 1st? by joe.lawry · · Score: 1

    ...huh, I guess they were really serious.

    --
    âoeOnce a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller...you're part of the road.â -
  71. Ugh by bucket_brigade · · Score: 1

    I don't think I've ever read a sentence of such unfathomable stupidity on this site. Good job I guess?

  72. Oh FFS! by Angeret · · Score: 1

    On the one hand we have bible thumpers shoving bullshit at us, on the other hand "wake up sheeple - we all live in the Matrix!!!" Anyone wanna cook up more fairy stories about why we exist? We're here (and we're fucking up the planet we live on - we need to stop doing that as it's the only home we've got at the moment), the universe is before us and that's all that really matters.

  73. Well if your into belief systems... by SadButResolved · · Score: 1

    If you are into belief systems, the sky is the limit, or is it?

  74. Re:With the way the world is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People (or analysts) who believe in nothing, will believe in anything. (All that expensive "education" goes right out the virtual window.)

  75. More like 99.99% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that if a technology like the Matrix has already been invented, that is quasi-indistinguishable from reality then the probability is > 99.99%. Because there is only one reality, but if a Matrix like technology exists then it would probably be used to run simulation scenarios by the millions hence the probability is > 99.99%. Otherwise the probability estimate is it's like in the following joke: "What's the probability of hitting an advanced airplane with high precision SAM? Answer: 50% because you either hit it or you don't".

  76. assigning probability without evidence? by random_ID · · Score: 1

    This is speculation not science or analysis. It's not much different than people who lived centuries ago speculating about the nature of gods without any real evidence.

  77. Remember that time... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    Remember that time...Neo got his butt whipped?

    Yeah, he told the Tick there was no spoon. That didn't turn out so well.

    --

    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  78. Re:With the way the world is... by Luthair · · Score: 1

    It definitely puzzles me how on Slashdot the two links are to a popularist academic and an entrepreneur with no theoretical standing instead of the originator or any other number of real articles over the last decade.

  79. Is there some reason I care about marmot7? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

    Just curious - should I care what marmot7 has to say about BOA? Any other random people want to chime in?

    1. Re:Is there some reason I care about marmot7? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      see

      https://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=9654265&cid=52903733

      Yes, marmot7 delusionally thinks they are "his" banks. LOL.

  80. Who the fuck cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who the fuck cares what some bank analyst has to say about the nature of perception and reality?

  81. fucking delusional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scary crazy

  82. Trump vs Hillary for president 2016! by jimbob6 · · Score: 1

    You would think if this were a simulation, the designers would have come up with a more plausible set of circumstances.

  83. George (Noory) is that you ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only you could be so accommodating of such bull crap. Sorry I've been on /. since the 90's (sorry didn't feel like login in) and sorry to break it to you but it hasn't changed with the exception of more social issue crap and less scifi I'm sorry syfy my MOBO can crank at x10FSB type comments

  84. My reply to BoA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do not try to collect the debt. That is impossible. Only recognize the truth. There is no debt.

  85. Interesting side note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BA analysts were recently replaced with a world class AI system

  86. Is this to justify by whitroth · · Score: 1

    their culpability for the 2008 economic meltdown?

              mark

  87. That's why planets are so far away by ripvlan · · Score: 1

    Gosh to think there might be life on another planet - but darn they are so far away we'll never be able to find them.

    Of course - now it all makes sense. If I wanted to keep my subjects from discovering the outside world - I'd put it so far away that they'd think it was impossible to travel there and find it.

  88. Unscientific? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a 20% to 50% chance that that's like your opinion man.

  89. Deja vu by tehlinux · · Score: 1

    By the simplest probability model, there is a 50% chance of any particular individual being alive. Therefore, we ARE in the Matrix with a probability of 1!

    --
    Most linux users don't know this, but the man pages were named after Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris fsck'ing hates noobs!
  90. Stick to business by e2b · · Score: 1

    Three escalations to get BOA to pay an insurance premium from money already in my escrow account and they have time for this?

  91. Re: With the way the world is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the laws of physics??? I'm not sure what you are getting at here.

  92. Speak for yourself, Bank of America by JoelEmmett · · Score: 1

    Of course they'd think we were. They *are* the Matrix.

  93. Screen Locks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone forgot to lock their screen, and somebody else had a few martinis at lunch.

  94. So...no more bail-outs? by hackel · · Score: 1

    If it's just the Matrix, it will be reset before anything too catastrophic happens anyway.

  95. 4th wall break inside of a 4th wall break.... by WeezulDK · · Score: 1

    That's like ... 16 walls!

  96. 50% sounds right by dko1625 · · Score: 1

    Either we do live in a Matrix style environment or we don't.

  97. Simulation is not replication by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    We simulate weather, but it never rains in the simulation. If we are simulations, we might be simulating something very different from ourselves.

  98. well someone figure it out quick.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because I need to know whether I need to be good, or go on a stealing, raping, pillaging spree.

  99. Defining the edge of the impossible by dbIII · · Score: 1

    is supposedly worthy of consideration by the scientific community

    It's a way of looking at things in a different way and identifying what stands out when you do so.
    Consider it being like staining a microscope slide to increase the contrast between two different cells. The cells don't really look like that but you can't get much information about them as they really are.

    It's simple logic

    Simple logic if not enough sometimes. How about this - you have a box and you want to keep things inside dry, so you imagine where the water could get in. Simple logic tells you to just not expose it to water but that's fairly pointless. It's the same sort of thing, thinking about possibilities. Thinking of the impossible can be a tool to identify real possibilities that are similar.

  100. Shorter answer by dbIII · · Score: 1

    When the question about a simulation make you understand that we don't know enough about thing X for it to be simulated then you have a start on some understanding on thing X which didn't really stand out as an unknown before.
    That's what it's really about.

    Feynman had some good stuff to say about thinking of the impossible as a way to get to the possible but I'm not sure where to find it (google Feynman diagrams and you'll eventually find something that describes this well). Treating stuff as if it was going back in time resulted in finding real relationships between particles in that case. The reality was not so mathematically simple (like the simulation idea is mathematically simple) so was a lot harder to see than thinking of the impossible than seeing what possible things came close



    Thinking of the impossible is sometimes just a polarizing filter to make possible things stand out.


    Something as mundane as engineering design often starts with impossibly simple forces on impossibly simple objects to make everything easier to calculate - for example finite element analysis. With each interation you build up towards something closer to reality, say an aircraft instead of a massless cube. The aircraft is initally modeled as a lot of little massless cubes (and sometimes triangular prisms) then relationships between other cubes and different properties are added so that really difficult problems can be solved in easy little chunks. It may take a lot of steps but you get there in the end by considering a complex thing in terms of much simpler things.

  101. This simstim is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As soon as I plugged the microsoft in behind my ear I knew I was hooked. I subscribed to the first three seasons of Taylor Swift Takes a Shower and I can't stop staring at my tits.

  102. Re: With the way the world is... by brasselv · · Score: 1

    not sure, but maybe he's trying to say that math *may* not be the universal language of all the possible universes, but just a result of how out particular simulated universe is organized.
    i certainly can't imagine how a universe with non mathematical laws would be like; I suspect nobody does. It could, however, just be a distortion field of our point of view, I. E. a lack of perspective. I also can't imagine a quantum world, but I accept its because I didn't evolve in one (ok, I did, but you know what I mean)

    --
    "Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde)
  103. Useful After All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After the 2007 financial crisis, millions said that the bank financial analysts were useless! The rabid mob screamed for blood, but I said NO!! These bank analysts have some use, perhaps unknown, hidden from view, kept from the public for our own good!

    It might be to hold open doors. It might be as seat warmers. It could be that they are required to fill up the bank buildings, so that the buildings don't collapse from a vacuum inside. There must be a reason said I!

    Today, we have learned that reason. They have successfully broken the code of our existence. What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything? What is real? If a tree falls in the forest, and no one hears it, has the tree really fallen? Is it a tree after all, or is the tree a symbol for us all?

    Thank goodness we have those Bank of America Financial Analysts to solve these existential puzzles. What would we do without them?

  104. I just don't really need my bank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " I just don't really need my bank "

    "Your" "bank". LOL.

    The "banks" that got their privately-issued bank notes written into law as "legal tender" (federal reserve, but before that
    too -- see "the coming battle -- walbert") -- unlawful conversion is just one of their many "features"

    http://home.hiwaay.net/~becraft/mcfadden.html

    The "banks" that you can't even know who own them due to "national security"

    http://humansarefree.com/2015/06/the-federal-reserve-cartel-rothschild.html

    I could go on, "bail ins" and "bail outs", countless other commonplace practices.

    "Fractional reserves" pretty much guarantee anyone not a "banker" is getting screwed. Eternal usury slavery with that alone, never mind anything else.

    The "Treasury" even uses the private "Federal reserve" as their "primary deposit". And sells "bonds" in exchange for private bank credit so the "treasury account" at the "federal reserve" gets more imaginary digits (a.k.a. they voluntarily take bribes for nothing in return, indebting the "government" to fraudulent debt + interest, which is then passed on to you). see "a primer on money, banking, and gold"

    [written by a federal reserve researcher, not a "conspiracy" book, author defends the whole system (paraphrase) "the banks get first dibs on all created money, isn't that great? no more panics! they always have more to loan you! wonderful! they are propped up to maintain the illusion their "credit" and "checkbook digits" (bartering, voluntary, optional) are worth as much as actual "dollars" . Oh, and their actual "dollars" are just IOUs too. It is one thing for government to needlessly "borrow" actual money, even worse to just perpetually borrow make-believe "credit" with absolutely no inherent value, that is not even legal tender, and have to pay back fraudulent "interest" on this. ]

    Plus the "interest" on the national debt hasn't even been created yet -- this is super hyper extra mega conglomo stellionate -- not just hypothecating other's assets (the national credit, inserting themselves as parasitic middle men leeches) they are hypothecating things that don't even exist yet, charging you "interest" that doesn't even exist, forcing more borrowing (usury is a hydra, cut off one head, 2 more grow back) so the debt can never be paid, by design!

    I could go on. "Your" banks. LOL. You don't even have a functioning treasury for over a century, let alone any "banks"

    "Your" banks. That's a good one!

  105. Invest with BOA! by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

    This is why I invest every bit of my money with Bank of America.

    The know things. . .

    1. Re:Invest with BOA! by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      This is why I invest every bit of my money with Bank of America.

      The know things. . .

      Sheesh, the one time that I don't copy-edit a post. . .

      It was supposed to be: They know things. . .

  106. Re:With the way the world is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Define "computable".