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Samsung Stops Airing Galaxy Note 7 Commercials, Preps Early Launch of Galaxy S8 (sammobile.com)
An anonymous reader writes: Given the bad press surrounding Samsung in regard to the faulty Galaxy Note 7 batteries, the company appears to have stopped airing Galaxy Note 7 commercials on TV. You know it's bad when they have reportedly stopped airing commercials in their home country, South Korea. One of the reasons behind the move is because sales of the Galaxy Note 7 have been suspended for over a week now, and will not be resuming until there is enough inventory to replace all Galaxy Note 7 units that have already been shipped. Some analysts believe sales might not be resumed until next month. Samsung will be using the ad space to market their other products like TVs and refrigerators. In addition, the company may be looking to launch the successor to the Galaxy S7 ahead of schedule. Kim Sang-pyo, an analyst for KB Investment and Securities said in a report: "If Samsung's flagship smartphone launch is delayed to the end of the first quarter of next year, the profitability of the mobile business division could be worsened next year," states the analyst. SamMobile also recently revealed the new model numbers for the Galaxy S8: the SM-G950 and the SM-G955. One model will feature a smaller screen, the other larger -- similar to the Galaxy S7 and S7 edge, though both phones might have a curved display this time around.
What are the chances that a single cell phone manufacturer will ship two devices that explode?
get rid of the rounded edges, its crap. just let me add in an SD card, sim. have a headphone jack, keep up the "waterproof" bit. user-replaceable battery, andto sacrafice some water-tightness generally just make it faster,ligher, better screen.
Are equally ridiculous. We replaced or kitchen appliances with Samsung, and to my dismay, my dishwasher and icemaker (yes, JUST the icemaker, not the freezer) now have Bluetooth. Who thought this was a good idea? I don't even know WTF this is needed in any kitchen appliance.
I hate this fucking planet.
You would think that by now the utter disaster that is the Galaxy Note 7 would have made Samsung see the light so that they would go back to selling phones with a removable battery... Right?
/sarcasm
Nah....
Soldered battery, "Edge" curved shape, no sd card, appalling battery life due to 4K screen and as a bonus: constant Google location tracking that is impossible to turn off (welcome to Android 7). You know, what users asked for...
Between this and Apple's "courage" no headphone jack iphones, the Android/iOS duopoly is really paying off... it's so nice being able to fuck your consumers over with shit products that make no sense... what are you going to do? Buy a Microsoft phone? Google and Apple own you.
Samsung should have quit with the NOTE 4 they really haven't improved that much since it's release. Now mine is paid off also.
The curved screen looks cool on a store shelf but, like glossy displays, is utterly useless and, like glossy displays, will be the norm before you know it.
Because fuck usability; it's sellability that counts.
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I've been seeing a LOT of commercials for Samsung refrigerators and (I think) washing machines while watching MLB.tv the past week or so. They're pretty standard fare... I wish they'd have a little fun with them. Like when the couple is standing there marveling at the refrigerator, suddenly it should catch on fire. It'd be even better with a washing machine.
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I would guess in a few years there will be some head scratching when Apple and Samsung both try to figure out how to avoid naming their phones "iPhone 13" or "Galaxy S13" or something. That would just be a social media disaster waiting to happen. I'm guessing they will just skip the number like hotels do when naming the floors. But of course everyone buy an iPhone 14 will know that it is really the iPhone 13 and is probably an unlucky piece of crap.
Can't believe I'm posting a link to the Sun newspaper (ick!), but they have a video of a S7 going up in smoke on a table whilst the owner appears to be ordering food.
It wasn't even being charged at the time.
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Samsung to limit battery charging on Galaxy Note 7 phones to prevent fires
Basically, they're updating software in their home market to only charge up to 60% until everyone stops using them.
The software update is due to be introduced early the following day [next Tuesday] for phones that haven't been exchanged, according to the newspaper ad.
The ad didn't say whether the update would be automatic or require users' agreement. Samsung didn't respond to a request for more information on the software patch.
In the U.S., the company is working with the Consumer Product Safety Commission to figure out how a formal recall of the phones will work.
Asked about the software update, a Samsung spokesperson in the U.S. said that "no action will be taken without the approval of the CPSC."
It will be the last Galaxy phone, in the Galaxy, in ever. The GSGX update will roll out to all Galaxy 7 and Galaxy 8 customers, and we will just skip version 9. The new and improved apps will be better than ever and we promise that they will not just spontaneous combust and burn all your shit, trust us. Mandatory and proprietary new firmware will ensure your battery is always half charged, and each handset will, as always, come with tons and tons of preloaded apps that can't be removed. Apps, 10, newer, more betterer, good, Samsung.
Second: Hell Yeah, it's always a good idea to ship something earlier than you planned, because that will sure iron out the bugs before release. That's obviously the best way to stop the bad press.
Of course news about a fake are Fake News.
I also predict an early launch of the Galaxy Note 8, which looks suspiciously like a Galaxy Note 7, but with a larger battery and more storage.
Yes, how did it work out for them last time they tried to rush a phone to market (ahead of the iPhone 7)? You'd think they would have learned a lesson from this.
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Why the need to try and sell the post on Slashdot with a misleading title? The early S8 release is nothing but pure speculation from some analysts.
During American football (background noise for me, I call it handegg).
I was thinking, rather than advertising the features of the phone, they should push it as an "exciting" purchase, with the key question being: Will it explode?
One would think, after a total recall, that all product related activities would stop immediately. I understand advertising contracts and such, but swap out the content with a warning and notice of the recall, rather than continuing to push the product.
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One of the nicest features of the Galaxy S line of smartphones was user-replaceable batteries. I hope they go back to that model.
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This sort of thing has happened before( with laptops most notably). I don't see why they're acting like they have to replace a whole bunch of phones when all they have to do is replace the batteries.
Before or after ignition?
Given the volatile nature of the Note 7, maybe not the best choice of words.
It turns out that the 'S8' is just the S7 with a green paint job and 'This Side Toward Enemy' printed on the back.
One good thing here is it underscores what a poor choice it is to create a design with non-replaceable batteries.
If Samsung hadn't been in such a hurry to design planned obsolescence into the phone via non-replaceable batteries, all they would have had to do is send out new batteries, instead of ENTIRE NEW PHONES. You listening, Samsung? .... of course not. :)
Well, all I can describe it as, is as having all the appearance of a particularly apt form of karma. They intentionally fucked the customer; the universe fucked them back. Harder. [gentle smile]
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It is, of course, not going to, at least not for many years; however, the schadenfreude associated with the distress of this asshole company will last for a while.
I've whined about this across multiple sites in the hopes some fuckwit from Samsung reads it, (chances 0.01%) but if they are going to up the pace on the S8 then for goodness sakes make an S8+ edition in 5.7" or larger.
Some of "Note fans" myself included, like the big phone, I couldn't give a shit about the stylus. I know some people do, great, let them keep the Note series. For me though, give me that cubic half an inch (??) more battery please or processing speed. The Pen in my Note 2 and Note 5 is effectively useless to me.
Oh and the Note 7?I would've got one, except you stubborn assholes insisted on a curved display ONLY, yeah real smart move there, aesthetrics over usability.
Light reflecting off the corners.
Accidental palm press of the corners
Image being distorted around the corners
Slightly less real estate.
More difficult to protect the screen with a glass or plastic protector
Did I mention the accidental presses?
Seriously curved is a stupid gimmick. Saved me over $500 US though. I got a used Note 5 unlocked in ridiculously good condition for about $380 US.
Bonus points: The ONE TIME Apple fans are a little disillusioned over headphone jacks, Samsung bone it up REAL bad. Honestly as a Samsung fan, good. I heard Apple is playing second fiddle to Samsung lately, I hope Apple give them a pounding so they get their idiot heads in order.
I have a silver Galaxy S7. I usually get about one comment a week about how nice the phone looks. After the Note 7 recall happened when people ask the model of my phone and I tell them the Galaxy S7 they cringe and ask "the one that explodes?". So it's looking like people are associating the brand-new Galaxy with the issue instead of the specific Galaxy Note 7 model. Or maybe they're associating the number 7. Either way, Samsung might want to look into the feasibility of changing the brand name for future models.
Samsung, the electronics will last far longer than the lithium battery. Had the note 7 battery been removable, users could have swapped a $10 replacement and kept their phones. Aesthetics/styling are the only benefits to an embedded battery, but this really accelerates product obsolescence and forces your customers to spend more. This is unacceptable.
Bring back removable batteries. If you don't, then I wish more million-unit recalls upon you until you build the product that we want.
Maybe you'll be a penny stock by then.
...so it may not be limited to the Note 7.
There's CCTV footage of one going up in smoke at a coffee shop in London and there's speculation in this article that an S7 caused a fire in a car.
There are rumors that Samsung S8 will not catch fire: it will simply enter in orbit around the Earth by itself, beaming then off the Galaxy, thanks to its powerful Li-Ion engines...
I agree that battery replacement is dangerous - I have ordered several replacement batteries for my Note 2 from ebay. They all had Samsung labeling, but exhibited wildly erratic discharge (dropping from 50% to 10% within a few minutes).
I have since replaced them with Anker batteries, which appear to have a good reputation for quality and safety, and are really not much more expensive than the Chinese low-end. People should be encouraged to avoid batteries made in China for safety reasons, unless they are vetted or supplied by an OEM.
The chargers also can be dangerous, and low-end Chinese manufacturers skimp on safety and quality. Look for the "UL" symbol for Underwriters Laboratories on any USB chargers. Also check for spelling and grammar mistakes in the labeling on the device, which are sure signs of a cheap forgery.
Power components must be purchased from reputable suppliers to assure safety.