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Oscar Winners, Sports Stars and Bill Gates Are Building Lavish Bunkers (hollywoodreporter.com)

turkeydance quotes a report from Hollywood Reporter: Given the increased frequency of terrorist bombings and mass shootings and an under-lying sense of havoc fed by divisive election politics, it's no surprise that home security is going over the top and hitting luxurious new heights. Or, rather, new lows, as the average depth of a new breed of safe haven that occupies thousands of square feet is 10 feet under or more. Those who can afford to pull out all the stops for so-called self-preservation are doing so -- in a fashion that goes way beyond the submerged corrugated metal units adopted by reality show "preppers" -- to prepare for anything from nuclear bombings to drastic climate-change events. Gary Lynch, GM at Rising S Bunkers, a Texas-based company that specializes in underground bunkers and services scores of Los Angeles residences, says that sales at the most upscale end of the market -- mainly to actors, pro athletes and politicians (who require signed NDAs) -- have increased 700 percent this year compared with 2015, and overall sales have risen 150 percent. Any time there is a turbulent political landscape, we see a spike in our sales. Given this election is as turbulent as it is, "we are gearing up for an even bigger spike," says marketing director Brad Roberson of sales of bunkers that start at $39,000 and can run $8.35 million or more (FYI, a 12-stall horse shelter is $98,500). Adds Mike Peters, owner of Utah-based Ultimate Bunker, which builds high-end versions in California, Texas and Minnesota: "People are going for luxury [to] live underground because they see the future is going to be rough. Everyone I've talked to thinks we are doomed, no matter who is elected." Robert Vicino, founder of Del Mar, Calif.-based Vivos, which constructs upscale community bunkers in Indiana (he believes coastal flooding scenarios preclude bunkers being safely built west of the Rockies), says, "Bill Gates has huge shelters under every one of his homes, in Rancho Santa Fe and Washington. His head of security visited with us a couple years ago, and for these multibillionaires, a few million is nothing. It's really just the newest form of insurance."

332 comments

  1. sure! by decentralized · · Score: 0

    Yeah, i can dig that

    1. Re: sure! by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I bet the bunkers built for the Hollywood anti-gun elite are packed with weapons.

    2. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would have to be, because their money in banks and investments would disappear in a real crisis, and cash would be worthless. Gold, guns, and alcohol would be the trading currency, After that everything would have to be bartered or stolen.

      But in reality these bunker mentalities don't understand they can't survive for more than a few weeks anyway. After that if it were a significant breakdown or disaster, they are no better off than anyone else unless they teamed up in an area they can actually defend.

    3. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      of course they are packed with weapons, or security guys with weapons so they dont have to carry themselves, they are just gigantic hypocrites, movie stars, tv stars... the vast majority of them are just scum

    4. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Negan will save us with his trusty companion, Lucille!

    5. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Anti-gun peoples are not really anti-gun.

      You never met my wife.

      Her *grandpa* liked guns, and I liked him. She wouldn't let me keep one that he willed to me when he died, and I was *pissed*.

    6. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an ape. Funny how racist dumbasses are frequently just that - uneducated dumbasses who literally know fuck-all about anything. You're racially superior to nobody mate, sorry.

      That statement was only racist if you automatically assume that by ape he/she was referring to a black person, which inherently makes you the racist.
      I read it as "blame the tool rather than blaming the human/person wielding the tool."
      You racist.

    7. Re: sure! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They're not anti-gun. They're anti-the American people having guns. There's a big difference.

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    8. Re: sure! by Holi · · Score: 1

      In a comment about race he used a a comparison that has strong historical ties to racism. The fact you choose to ignore history does not make others wrong. Honestly, when do you ever here ape/monkey/gorilla when talking about any other race?

      --
      Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
    9. Re: sure! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even gold depends on the shared belief that there will be somebody else willing to accept it in exchange for goods of actual use within a survivable period of time after whatever crisis you are expecting passes. Certainly more durable than a few electronic IOUs or fiat currency issued by a nation state that is now on fire/crawling with zombies/etc; but the intrinsic utility is pretty limited. If the apocalypse needs corrosion-resistant connectors, gold has you covered; you could substitute it for lead in ballistic applications; but that's pretty much the list.

      With the exception of people expecting to deal with explosions(where bunkers are a natural fit; and fairly commonly used in varying degrees of sophistication); a lot of this disaster-prep stuff falls into an unhelpful category of being both overprepared and underprepared: If you are concerned, it's pretty easy to justify enough supplies to weather a breakdown in our efficient-but-tightly-stretched supply chains; but you don't usually need a bunker to do that. If you have a crisis more serious than not being able to buy groceries for a few months in mind, however, the problem stops being "Do I have enough MREs?" and turns into "Am I set for subsistence farming and/or tribal warfare; and do I really want to bother with that shit anyway?" unpleasantly quickly.

      It all seems aimed at a (not impossible; but not necessarily plausible) medium-size disaster; which will somehow be big enough that the 'stash of supplies in the basement' crowd is doomed; but small enough that your bunker isn't going to be plundered by local militias and there will be a society worth living in waiting for you when it's time to open the door again.

    10. Re: sure! by sucko · · Score: 1

      baseless theory gets +3 for insightful.

    11. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally knew people who live in bunkers, or at least fortified compounds (6m block walls with guards and supply stocks). It sounded like the situation in what bin Laden was living in when he was found, so it's likely common in other parts of the world. And this was not drug lords, but upper middle class types.

    12. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go live in downtown detroit if you love them so much.

    13. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need to be so blunt.

    14. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chill, dude. Apes use tools too.

    15. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Honestly, when do you ever here ape/monkey/gorilla when talking about any other race?

      How quickly Bush II is forgotten.

    16. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But in reality these bunker mentalities don't understand they can't survive for more than a few weeks anyway.

      That's where you're wrong. It's a comforting story to tell yourself, but read the articles. I wasn't sure if this one wound up linked somewhere or not. These are facilities with vegetable gardens and extensive water and air recycling systems. Many also have above-ground solar and wind power in addition to large reserves of diesel fuel for the on-site generators. Besides that, they have supplies to last for a lot longer than a few weeks. Try months or up to a year.

      That's why we sealed them off with cement after N-day and are just now thinking about opening a few back up 15 years later.

      Granted, they're nowhere near as good as Vault 81 from Fallout 4, but that's video games for you. I remember when I was a kid, I used to go over to a friend's place to play that. My parents couldn't afford a system to play that on and wouldn't have bought it for me anyway.

      Of course, nobody thought it could actually happen--except the 1%ers.

    17. Re: sure! by The-Ixian · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I am pretty sure I will be one of the first wave of people killed in the apocalypse.... It actually doesn't bother me much, though. I will make way for others to survive.

      --
      My eyes reflect the stars and a smile lights up my face.
    18. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      You spineless ball-less wonder. Tell her to shut up and do what you want.

    19. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're such a fuckwit.

    20. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an ape.

      Damn right. Dicks out for Harambe!

    21. Re: sure! by Zocalo · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I've got the obession with gold as a sound post-apocalypse move. It might do well when the financial markets are in turmoil, but that's only because investors tend to flee to the commodities market when that happens, yet the chance of an apocalypse that cripples the financial markets yet leaves the commodities intact is... well, zero. It seems far more likely that post apocalypse the things you are going to need to survive and eventually (not to mention hopefully) trade with are going to be far more fundamental; food, water, fuel, livestock, manual and basic mechanical tools (in all their forms) and other basic supplies. The slightly longer term view might be things like seed stocks, construction materials and other other things necessary for some form of civilization to try and get back on its feet, but gold... not for quite some time, I'd imagine.

      Another way to look at it; when Europeans were heading west across and establishing settlements across what would later become the US and Canada, how long did it take before currency (or company scrip) really took over from bartering as the defacto means of trade? And that's in an environment where there was (mostly) a lot of co-operation going into pushing on towards the Pacific and building a viable colony in the wake of the wagon trains that would be needed to help support them once they settled. Assuming that is the kind of environment that you are going to find when you crawling out of your bunker dragging your pile of gold seems like it's ruling out a lot of more likely, more violent, and far more long-term scenarios than all the survivors giving each other a pat on the back and getting straight on with rebuilding civilization.

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      UNIX? They're not even circumcised! Savages!
    22. Re: sure! by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      A few weeks may be all it takes. Not in a zombie apocalypse, sure, but suppose there's a large natural disaster, power and supplies are interrupted, roads inaccessible, government has their hands full and chaos ensues. In this scenario, order will be restored at some point, but until then it'll be nice to have a well stocked hideout. With some gun, in case looters are to be expected (and the longer before order is restored, the more likely they will be to appear)

      --
      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    23. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . .and if she gives you lip, you have a gun, after all, and can pistol-whip her with it . . . .

    24. Re: sure! by number6x · · Score: 2
    25. Re: sure! by stabiesoft · · Score: 1

      Let me restate that for you, guns, water, food, medicine, energy of some form(for heat/light) and then gold and alcohol. Water would be the biggest issue, food heck, costco sells one year food bucket thingies for cheap. If Musk can make it to mars, how hard could it be to bunker down for a year?

    26. Re: sure! by judoguy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I was a contractor in the '80s and I built a bunker for a client outside Atlanta. He was convinced that everything was going tits up shortly, either from economic collapse or Soviet desperation.

      He had flown off carriers during the Vietnam war and had gone through nuclear training. His training had basically taught him that in at least a limited nuclear exchange, most of the stuff simply wouldn't go off. Nucs, at least then, were delicate things that were expected to often be shaken enough in the boost phase that many simply wouldn't work. It was a really fun exercise, to be honest. Studying how much concrete boils off from a particular size explosion, etc. This thing had decontamination showers, weapon lockers, a buried well head, steel shuttered loop holes for firing at mutants, a secret passage leading to a door hidden behind a bookcase, the works. Since he could pay for it from petty cash, it was no problem financially, just like the elite today.

      Admit it, everyone here would do the same if they could. If for no other reason than the systems design exercise. Better keep it secret!

      --
      Peace is easy to achieve, just surrender. Liberty is much harder get/keep.
    27. Re: sure! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, I am pretty sure I will be one of the first wave of people killed in the apocalypse.... It actually doesn't bother me much, though. I will make way for others to survive.

      Ouch....that's kinda pessimistic, isn't it?

      I don't have a ton of supplies, or bunker, but I am stocking up on arms and ammo. And I have friends that will all try to hook up if shit does bad. I don't expect it, but you never know.

      And if nothing else, if hillary gets in....guns and ammo prices will skyrocket and stock will plummet.

      I figure just in case tho...I'm trying to learn some survival skills. I have been teaching myself to garden naturally, how to preserve food, etc....to make myself valuable to others if things go tits up.

      Again, I don't expect it, but its never a bad thing to at least have some sort of game plan.

      I saw what happened in a mini version of it with Katrina, and you don't wanna be stuck in the middle of shit like that when the lights go out. So, it helps to at least have some rudimentary thoughts on what you'd do IF.....

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    28. Re: sure! by hey! · · Score: 2

      Yes, I've noticed how anti-gun Hollywood is; you can see it in the movies that come out of there.

      I think the problem is that real guns are so disappointing. If you could make one that sprays endless bullets with no recoil, well that'd be a hoot.

      --
      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    29. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, You can blame Obama's wife for that - her ears make Dumbo jealous.

    30. Re: sure! by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Ouch....that's kinda pessimistic, isn't it?

      That's my MO. I am pretty pessimistic.

      There is nothing after death and nothing we do matters beyond a few miles above our heads or a few millimeters outside our own skulls.

      If we were to all disappear in a flash of green light, the galactic community would not even know we were gone. As a matter of fact, our own world would be better off.

      I do enjoy breathing and feeling the wonder of existence, but I don't really fear death (as long as it isn't super painful).

      --
      My eyes reflect the stars and a smile lights up my face.
    31. Re: sure! by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      The secret to survival in a disaster is having friends, or being prepared. Being the survival expert ensures those with supplies will find you in a disaster.

    32. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's offensive about "Bushitler the idiot demon monkey"?

    33. Re: sure! by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      some of my friends know me as "the chemist" :)
      Those friends have guns (and are good with them).
      There is a group of about 20 of us that, while we may not be best mates we recognize each other's value in certain situations. Guns with requisite skill, gardening, wood carving, food preservation, etc. Everyone would have value to the whole.

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    34. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the systems design exercise.

      That's exactly why I did it. Coming from a computer systems engineering background, it was a big learning experience, but also very interesting and informative. I learned many useful skills.

    35. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they were talking about george Bush Jr. The left used to luv comparing him to a chimpanzee in all their political cartoons with his big ears and all.

      Today in the left media environment of you are a white republican you are a Nazi racost. End of argument. No manner of debate or persuasion will ever convince a lefty that are not a racist. Stop trying to convince them otherwise. It would be like trying to convince a REAL racist that blacks were not inferior.

    36. Re: sure! by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      I'd say the main reason to go with precious metals--specifically gold--is its durability (in the 'does not noticeably suffer from oxidation' sense) and the fact that it's been used by many cultures for many years...because of that and its rarity. It's likely coins sometimes were considered for exchange purposes as worth what we'd call their scrap value, simply because the issuer was too far away for the locals to know who these Roman jokers are which would make fiat currency a bit hard to trade. (If the country isn't known to the locals, your money is essentially play money.)

      You also don't necessarily want to have to rely on trade goods, because see any story involving a barter chain. Money lets you circumvent it when you can't or don't want to resort to it--and, before modern transportation, it was risky to bet that your trade goods were a surefire hit. That's pretty much entirely why money got so popular.

      Basically? Yes, you want things like basic tools and seed stocks--but you also want some sort of money, and for a while it's probably going to be precious metals of known & verifiable purity in units of known weight simply because nobody wants that much to try making change for, say, a cow.

    37. Re: sure! by swalve · · Score: 1

      Not a single one I've ever met. The most anti-gun people I've considered are either cops or people who fear and despise your stereotypical gun-toting, bible-thumping, uneducated conservatives.

    38. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you will be in charge of cooking the crack cocaine and cutting the heroin with baby laxatives when shit hits the fan. Can I join the group? I am known as the funny but shy guy who dies first usually.

    39. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they have literally tons of spam and frozen veggies, i guess.
      lots of diesel, air filters, overpressure system to keep radiation out...

    40. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you believe in musk stories ? he is just a megalomaniac with a physics education.

      and he needs Cool PR for his car and national security biz.

      most of his ideas are just physics- nuts. or ai nuts.

      he is a modern day SIREN.

    41. Re: sure! by gweihir · · Score: 0

      Hahahhaha, another moron that kids himself. Better to die fast in the surface than slowly starve and go insane like a rat in a hole in the ground.

      --
      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    42. Re: sure! by somenickname · · Score: 1

      It all seems aimed at a (not impossible; but not necessarily plausible) medium-size disaster; which will somehow be big enough that the 'stash of supplies in the basement' crowd is doomed; but small enough that your bunker isn't going to be plundered by local militias and there will be a society worth living in waiting for you when it's time to open the door again.

      I think this pretty well summarizes the issue that most preppers seem to not understand: If you want to ride out a freak temporary crisis, you can do that pretty cheaply and without turning it into an overriding paranoia/lifestyle. But, in the case of a fundamental collapse of society, what's the point? Your choices are A) Die like the majority of people. B) Live in complete isolation and hope that you don't literally lose your mind before you run out of food/water. C) Be at perpetual war with the remaining humans in a resource scarce environment. Preppers seem to focus on B and C without understanding that such an existence would be so miserable that A is almost certainly preferable.

    43. Re: sure! by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Realize that if it is the last pain you ever feel you won't have to remember it later, so infinite amounts of pain are irrelevant at the time of death.

      --
      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    44. Re: sure! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Gold is undeniably a compelling leader in the "Hey, do you need an handy abstract representation of value?" market.

      It is effectively impossible to counterfeit(all the metals that look kind of golden aren't nearly dense enough; Tungsten and DU have the density about right but are wrong in basically all other respects, nuclear synthesis isn't really counterfeiting but is uneconomic, it's tricky to alloy with something cheaper without being caught by even fairly primitive measurement of volume and weight; etc.), it's pretty scarce, it can be divided/combined/melted down/reshaped easily(unlike precious stones, say, where the value of two halves of a diamond is markedly lower than the value of the larger stone), people find it appealing, and so on.

      The problem is just knowing what situations do, or don't, reward possessing a handy abstract representation of value. Too little civilization and you either can't find anyone willing to sell you stuff; or run into somebody who knows that the exchange rate between gold and iron is actually pretty favorable when the iron is of the right shape to stab the guy with the gold. Too much civilization and the fact that it's an inert, unproductive, comparatively cumbersome to transport/store/transact with lump of deadweight makes it a pain compared to whatever currency is being reasonably well managed at the time.

      It's only in the intermediate situations, where you are developing a real market; but don't have anyone competent enough to produce worthwhile currency; or have a real market but a previously stable currency is on the rocks; where it really shines. Outside of that, it's just jewelry, anticorrosion coating, or a specific commodities position that might be useful under certain specific conditions as part of a larger portfolio.

    45. Re: sure! by jalvarez13 · · Score: 1

      Well, insightful means, according to Merrian Webster, "to show a very clear understanding of something". Therefore, an opinion may be qualified as insightful, without having to be a theory and, of course, no proof required.

    46. Re: sure! by sucko · · Score: 0

      you've added nothing.

    47. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some of my friends know me as "the chemist" :)

      Not a good kick to have these days. Make sure you folks don't let that outta the friends circle.

    48. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I admit it :)

    49. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean? I was at MIT in upper Michigan when N-day happened. I gather in this worldline, that place is called just Michigan Tech.

      We sealed the luxury vaults with cement to make sure the people in them would never survive. Many of us were uncomfortable about doing that, but the assholes currently running this world will be responsible for killing over 3 billion people on N-day including my entire family. Before the year from hell was over, another 2 billion people had died from radiation poisoning and starvation.

      I brought pictures of the ruins of Chicago to other Chicago natives, and that was enough to steel our nerves. The people preparing to enter luxury vaults today to ride out the consequences of their short-sightedness must never be allowed to leave those places alive. Let the entombed luxury vaults stand as monuments of regret and also of unity and hope. Another catastrophe like that must never be allowed to happen again.

    50. Re: sure! by Racerdude · · Score: 1

      I'm not American but as I understand it your laws that let you have guns were drafted when there were indians, wild animals and other dangers that made then necessary. After some sort of incident that requires the use of bunkers, our civilization may go back to a state where guns are needed. What doesn't make sense is why you have all those guns NOW.

    51. Re: sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? I've heard "code monkey" used to describe entry-level programmers so frequently (and for so long) that it took me a few years to realize that it's not an actual job title.

    52. Re: sure! by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      Actually, gold is still pretty useful as an abstract representation of value now--for one, it certainly is vastly easier to conceal US$100 of gold on your person than the same value in cash. In fact, a quick lookup of its by-gram value right now indicates so little gold that the real trick would be doing it in a way you won't accidentally lose such a tiny piece of gold: 1 cubic centimeter of gold weighs 19.28 grams (or thereabouts)...and at current prices, that is about $800 worth of gold. This is actually a major reason why jewelry is traditionally popular in some groups: you'll have to sell it to get the local currency, but it's pretty portable, even when leaving countries that frown on removing more than pocket change amounts of their currency from their borders.

      Also, I'm a bit amused that you describe it an abstract representation of value, given that paper money actually started as an abstract representation of precious metal coins--which were the original and wildly popular form of money for thousands of years. At this point? I suspect that if a major modern currency collapses...well, most if not all of them are fiat money, with value basically because we agree to act like they have value. There's nothing backing them and the barriers to their issuers devaluing their currency are pretty low--we're basically relying on there being somebody capable, willing, and smart enough to tell the politicians that they really can't print (too much) more to finance their latest schemes.

      If money grew on trees as per the traditional statement by those lamenting its scarcity, we'd be one overzealous harvester away from economic collapse. (Give it a week.)

    53. Re: sure! by cpwegener · · Score: 1

      These comments are silly. History shows that in times of extreme peril humans pull together and cooperate. There is no utility in being armed in a catastrophe unless you think there will be a need to hunt.

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      Regards, Chris
  2. Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just like gun sales have never been better. A lack of calming from leaders has led to a self survival mentality. If ISIS doesn't get to you, North Korea, Iran, China, Russia, or aliens will. The one thing President Obama has done to feed the hysteria is a lack of ability to be calming in a crisis. He seems to say all the wrong things, and do all the wrong things to instill confidence for people. The next President will at least have to be better at fixing the problem at home if not abroad. You at least have to instill a false sense of confidence if nothing else. Otherwise the fear in people comes out, and it's usually not good.

    1. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by alphatel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just like gun sales have never been better. A lack of calming from leaders has led to a self survival mentality. If ISIS doesn't get to you, North Korea, Iran, China, Russia, or aliens will. The one thing President Obama has done to feed the hysteria is a lack of ability to be calming in a crisis. He seems to say all the wrong things, and do all the wrong things to instill confidence for people. The next President will at least have to be better at fixing the problem at home if not abroad. You at least have to instill a false sense of confidence if nothing else. Otherwise the fear in people comes out, and it's usually not good.

      I think what the rich fear is the poor, coming to their homes to reclaim what was lost.

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      When the foot seeks the place of the head, the line is crossed. Know your place. Keep your place. Be a shoe.
    2. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by swb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Whether Obama has been merely thoughtful and cautious or actually indecisive and passive is something that can be debated, but whatever it is it has created something of an impression that he lacks an appearance of decisiveness and strong leadership.

      I kind of wish he had made some bold moves, even if they weren't necessarily the most ideal moves, simply to demonstrate he was moving forward and not settling for a status quo ante.

    3. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article sounds like a sale pitch for bunker builders.

      Do you really believe you have a "crisis" ?

    4. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well the rich/poor divide is a problem.
      It is mostly due to both sides not understanding the other.
      While many wealthy people worked hard or smart for their wealth. And many poor are there due to slacking off and bad life decisions. It isn't always so cut and dry as the old moral argument for being wealthy. There are degrees of luck especially for the super rich...
      IBM may had wanted to have full license over DOS.
      HP may had denied woz the rights to the Apple 1
      That one lucky incident that got your name out just didn't happen.
      Your parents didn't have a few million dollars for you to start out with.
      Also for the poor.
      You may had to deal with undiagnosed ADD
      You could have low level autism without any additional help
      The teachers and society said you wouldn't amount to anything
      Your parents had no money to give you any advantages
      That one chance for a break was lost.

      As the rich see it the poor are just being lazy so giving them money will not encourage them to try harder.
      While the poor see the rich of just holding onto their money without giving them a break so they can try again.
      When you are rich you can take risks as failure is an option and try again. For the poor failure means death.

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      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    5. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The one thing i've observed from the rich is that many of them had an impressive amount of failures before the big success. They are sturdy as hell people.
      Ford had 5 business fail before the well-known company finally emerged.

      The most impressive of all is Colonel Sanders.
      He failed over 900 times trying to have someone take up his chicken recipe. Over 900 fucking times. We are talking failing a job interview over 900 times and still going forward. He finally managed to create KFC out of that.

      Compare a man who failed over 900 times and still stood strong, to this hipster hugspace/safespace trend today where people get emotionally triggered by the stupidest of shit such as a video game character showing titties. It's depressing.
      Of course luck had a say with many of the rich people, but the one thing without which they would never have become rich was utter maniacal persistence.
      You could say that without persistence, that luck would never have materialized.
      Without persistence, you have no right to luck, and even if it strikes you have no right to long-term benefits from it without persistence.
      It's the basis of all this shit.

    6. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 2

      No matter if you're persistent or not, no one has a "right to luck".

      Everyone has an equal chance of being lucky, doesn't matter who you are or what you do.

      What you can say is that some people opened more opportunities for luck to manifest itself, but that is not guarantee, no matter how hard you influence the odds. It may as well be the ordinary Workaday Joe who ends up getting lucky.

      --
      Eat the rich.
    7. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "While many wealthy people worked hard or smart for their wealth. And many poor are there due to slacking off and bad life decisions."

      You are referring to decent people who made a fortune legitimately - which is wonderful.

      Unfortunately most of the wealthy elite did not get there by working hard - they got there by profiting from the misery and misfortune of others and engaging in criminal activities.

      Most poor people aren't poor due to bad decisions. They are poor because they are exploited by the wealthy and live in a system where the average person - absent some stroke of luck - can at best have a moderate income if he/she works hard their entire life.

      How many millionaires do you know that made their fortune by working 40+ hours a week and saving every penny? Probably none.

      Certainly not the Bush's, Clinton's, Desmaris', Bronfman's, Johnson's, Buffets, Rockefellers, Rothschilds, etc.

      Poor people are meant to stay poor; rich are meant to stay rich.

      That is the will of our overlords - not the average joe.

    8. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No successful people ever credit luck, that's for fucking sure. lol.

    9. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by pscottdv · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How many millionaires do you know that made their fortune by working 40+ hours a week and saving every penny? Probably none.

      Read "The Millionaire Next Door". You just described most millionaires. And you know them; you just don't know that they are millionaires.

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    10. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by pscottdv · · Score: 1

      *Most* likely violent death is an automobile accident.

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    11. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      When immediate action is necessary, or an appearance of decisiveness & strong leadership is essential, the difference between 'thoughtful and cautious' and 'indecisive and passive' when it can be debated which it is...comes down to things like "Is this person my boss's relative?"

    12. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by sucko · · Score: 0

      the guy who came up with the super soaker shopped that thing around for seven years.

    13. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by hodet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This, you would be surprised how many millionaires live in small houses and ride 8 year old honda civics.

    14. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FIAT MONEY - MONEY FROM THIN AIR. No, you do not get wealth by hard work or luck. See China or Russia on how wealth is honestly (dishonestly) acquired.

    15. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rule of Acquisition 34: War is good for business.

    16. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure about half of the population is in a state of mid-life crisis.

    17. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      utter maniacal persistence.

      My girlfriend calls it OCD.

    18. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think what the rich fear is the poor, coming to their homes to reclaim what was squandered away.

      There, rectified that for you.

      Ok, it's not as black and white as that, but you sort of started that. One can hardly claim all money of the poor was 'lost' and they have an inherent right to 'reclaim' it. What...so the fact millions bought MS software is somehow the fault of the one selling it?

    19. Re: Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why America will likely survive such an event. Civilisation will just roll back to the wild west for a while. Suburbs will be partitioned. Highrise buildings and similar will hire guards with guns with the nice glass doors replaced by steel. Those who try to take advantage of the situation which may or may not include rapists, thieves, murders, religious nuts trying to take over the world, lawyers, bankers (a subclass of thief to be sure but worth mentioning seperately), jaywalkers and other scum will likely to be shot on site. Law and order will eventually balance back to a semblence of today. Society will recover. Unless it all goes Mad Max.

    20. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a video game character showing titties.

      Dude, you can't just write that shit and not tell us the game title. Some of us want to see the titties!

    21. Re: Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and other scum will likely to be shot on site

      Does that include people with bad grammar?

    22. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by meta-monkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Until there's a war, in which case it's the war.

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    23. Re: Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > What...so the fact millions bought MS software is somehow the fault of the one selling it?

      No, but the monopolistic behavior that illegally destroyed alternatives is.

    24. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by grumling · · Score: 1

      "While many wealthy people worked hard or smart for their wealth. And many poor are there due to slacking off and bad life decisions."

      You are referring to decent people who made a fortune legitimately - which is wonderful.

      Unfortunately most of the wealthy elite did not get there by working hard - they got there by profiting from the misery and misfortune of others and engaging in criminal activities.

      Most poor people aren't poor due to bad decisions. They are poor because they are exploited by the wealthy and live in a system where the average person - absent some stroke of luck - can at best have a moderate income if he/she works hard their entire life.

      How many millionaires do you know that made their fortune by working 40+ hours a week and saving every penny? Probably none.

      Certainly not the Bush's, Clinton's, Desmaris', Bronfman's, Johnson's, Buffets, Rockefellers, Rothschilds, etc.

      Poor people are meant to stay poor; rich are meant to stay rich.

      That is the will of our overlords - not the average joe.

      How is it that someone working in a sweatshop is exploiting them? Sure, the factory owner could pay them western wages, but why? The minute they do someone else will build a factory and undercut their prices by lowering wages. If the wage or working conditions are too bad, people won't work there. The reason they work there isn't because someone is forcing them, it's because they chose to work in the sweatshop because it was better than not working in the sweatshop.

      Same is true of child labor. The choice isn't school or sweatshop. If the sweatshop didn't exist, the children will have to turn to prostitution or worse. If parents had it as an option of course they'd chose the send their kids to school over sending them to the factory.

      It's a hard concept to understand, having been born into a world of high productivity and plenty, but once you realize that the peasants of the world have to make very hard choices, all of which are distasteful for you or me, you start to see the world a little differently.

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    25. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's my fault I lost 40% of my 401K because I made bad choices and invested in the stock market like a moron.

      If all your options are bad, your only option is to make a bad choice.
      cf the dumpster fire falling off a cliff and sliding into the sea that is the 2016 election.

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    26. Re: Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, "on site" is correct in this case.
      Think about it.

    27. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fidel, is that you?

    28. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My parents cracked the million dollar barrier, not by much, but some by doing exactly this. I'll be there in a couple of years (single, no kids). Hodet is more right than you know.

    29. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by ranton · · Score: 4, Informative

      Read "The Millionaire Next Door". You just described most millionaires. And you know them; you just don't know that they are millionaires.

      Our society's lexicon needs a word for someone who has at least $10 million, because that is who people are really thinking of when they talk about millionaires. Either that or people who only have a few million but are still in their 20's/30's. No one is thinking of a regular middle class person who amassed $1.5 million in their retirement account by the age of 65.

      It really is an important distinction, because having $1-2 million by retirement does not give the lifestyle anyone in the developed world attributes to "millionaires". $2 million provides about $60k-$80k in yearly income (inflation adjusted) throughout retirement. Hardly what anyone is thinking of when they refer to millionaires. I can virtually guarantee this isn't what the AC was thinking of when he mentioned them.

      Having $10 million on the other hand will provide over half a million dollars of income for life. This is the lifestyle people mean when they refer to millionaires.

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    30. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by ultranova · · Score: 1

      As the rich see it the poor are just being lazy so giving them money will not encourage them to try harder.

      You confuse cause and effect. The rich don't want to give up the power economic oppression gives them, so they see whatever helps excuse it. Just like every ruling class ever.

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    31. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 42, net worth 600,000 so I'm not there yet. But I finally bought my first new car this year. It cost a whopping $13,000. I see colleagues who I know make less than me driving new BMW's and living in more expensive houses (mine cost me 1.6 times my salary). Frankly I don't mind the car I drive and I don't mind in living in "only" a 2500 square foot house.

      I put 25% of my gross salary into long-term savings and another 15% becomes equity in my house each month.

      In 8 years I will almost certainly be in a position to retire or do something different with my life career-wise. My colleagues will still be in the rat race.

    32. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by hey! · · Score: 1

      It's been tried before, on an impressive scale. Humans haven't figured out absolutely how to keep rats, cockroaches and bedbugs out of their domiciles, much less most persistent and clever pest of all: other humans.

      It'd probably be worthwhile for the rich to consider what being rich actually means. It's not having a lot of gold. Gold through the ages has only been useful as specie because (a) it's pretty and (b) it didn't have much practical use other than being pretty.

      What being rich means is having the ability to command the cooperation and compliance of other human beings.

      So a bunker is only good for a couple of weeks or at most months of disorder. It's a place to go while someone on the outside is struggling to re-establish the status quo ante. So it makes no sense to build one unless you also invest in the stability of the status quo, because if those people trying to preserve society fail you're actually in a worse situation than other survivors when you come out of your bunker. The vast majority of your money will become only scare-quotes "money" if the legal framework in which debts and ownership exist ceases to function.

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    33. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      How is it that someone working in a sweatshop is exploiting them?

      Let's ask the dictionary, shall we?

      Exploitation: the action or fact of treating someone unfairly in order to benefit from their work.
      "the exploitation of migrant workers"
      synonyms: taking advantage, abuse, misuse, ill-treatment, unfair treatment, oppression
      "the exploitation of the poor"

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    34. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      (.)(.)

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    35. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has almost nothing to do with lack of understanding of each other. All the things you list are either true reasons for less wealth or rhetorical hogwash. It doesn't matter if the wealthy understand. It matters if they are good at shifting the burdens from themselves and shifting the gains toward themselves. So a person who does not work pays capital gains. A person who does work pays income tax, social security tax, Medicaire/aid, state taxes and local taxes in addition to the state and local a capital gains earner pays. Market friction is probably greater in the job market than any other market of size. This is fully exploited. The legal system in the US is not accessible for more than half of Americans. And there is just good old fashioned exclusion that is more founded in the fear that the poor ARE capable rather than belief the poor are not.

    36. Re: Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When the government says you don't need a gun, buy two."

    37. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make none of the shots you never take.

    38. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by AlanBDee · · Score: 1

      If you think the system is rigged and there is nothing you can do to change it then you are powerless to do anything.

      But my experience has been that careful spending, planning and hard work IS all you need to be a millionaire.

    39. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      No. Even at the height of WW2 the enemy was never the largest source of death.

    40. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by gtall · · Score: 1

      I'll bite, aside from being a Russian matroyshka doll, what is it you expect Obama could do to calm ISIS, North Korea, Iran, China, Russia, or aliens crises. Invade the Mid-East again? Arm the opposition in Syria with shoulder fired anti-plane weapons? Shoot Syrian and (preferably, in my opinion, Russian) planes out of the sky? I cannot imagine any of those calming Syria, or the rest of the world's skies when the shoulder fired weapons get sold to Daesh for some virgins. He could push back against the Russians in Ukraine, but that wouldn't be calming the situation down, that would be asking for a major conflict with Russia (it will probably need to happen before Putin realizes is dick isn't as big as he imagines).

      The U.S. could take back the S. China sea from China, that would require a much bigger fleet and 20 years to build it. He could smack Iran for being perpetual dickheads in the MidEast, but I cannot imagine that calming them down any. And if you have a secret plan to contain N. Korea and its sawed off runt of a leader, please let the rest of us know. Personally I do not believe there is an answer to the Norks short of bombing their military back to the Stone Age...not a calming scenario I'll admit. But then I am not the one who expects Obama to click his heels and get them to behave.

      We have the Greek fellow with the electric hair to handle the aliens, no need for Obama to mix it up with them.

    41. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many millionaires do you know that made their fortune by working 40+ hours a week and saving every penny? Probably none.

      I did. Now you know of one.

    42. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a poor person ($20k/year) who has methodically built up a nice house with a few nice things over a few decades and I fear poor people too.

    43. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    44. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1
    45. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is top 0.5% of income. Typically when people talk about millionaires, they're speaking about net worth. $1,000,000 net worth puts you in the top 10% (in the US). To be in the top 0.5% of net worth, you need roughly $12,000,000. A lot of economists that study this now are starting to think that $10,000,000 is a decent cut off for rich vs. upper-middle class. In a nutshell, $10,000,000 is about the limit of what a household can reasonably amass through hard work without something incredibly lucky happening to you.

    46. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Enigma2175 · · Score: 2

      $1,000,000 puts you in the top 0.5%.

      That link refers to annual income, not net worth (which is what the discussion was about). Like the parent said, every million will get you about $30k-$40k in income, hardly in the 1% for income. To be in the top 1% for net worth, you need about $7 million.

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    47. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that's the myth. There is also the adage to never ask how someone got his first million. Have there been persistent people who have succeeded? Of course. Are the vast majority of the one percenters inheritors? YES. So in reality most very wealthy people persisted in breathing and that's about it. Now maybe you will have a chance to leap from a ship to save a wealthy person's dog thus securing your future.

    48. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Burz · · Score: 1

      The wealthy own the mechanisms of the market, and they use this advantage to bleed everyone else dry. They own the politicians, too, so forget about being accountable to regulations or even having meaningful sets of regulations. And market accountability...? Too Big To Fail!

      The disparity in wealth upsets the wealthy, too. So they inflame other kinds of conflict (among the working classes) to draw unwanted attention away from themselves.

    49. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like gun sales have never been better. A lack of calming from leaders has led to a self survival mentality. If ISIS doesn't get to you, North Korea, Iran, China, Russia, or aliens will. The one thing President Obama has done to feed the hysteria is a lack of ability to be calming in a crisis. He seems to say all the wrong things, and do all the wrong things to instill confidence for people. The next President will at least have to be better at fixing the problem at home if not abroad. You at least have to instill a false sense of confidence if nothing else. Otherwise the fear in people comes out, and it's usually not good.

      I'm not remotely a fan of Obama, but that isn't one of his failings. Increased paranoia and unease leads to a harder military target (more civilians armed and otherwise prepared for an extended conflict or period of turmoil.) That means any military force attempting a land invasion (something required to ultimately win) is going to have a much much harder target. Look at Afghanistan, every nation on Earth has attempted to invade and conquer it over the last few centuries and failed horribly, most recently the combined military forces of the entire world tried and failed. They were never remotely high tech, they just had a lot of places to dig in and survive while the resolve of their enemies faded.

      A well prepared civilian population is every bit as much a valid deterrent as a nuclear arsenal - having both is better (to say nothing of the run-of-the-mill disasters like flooding and hurricanes which preppers tend to survive much better.)

    50. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Never forget the 7 million Jews who died in car accidents 1941 - 1945.

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    51. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of people who have been incredibly persistent their entire lives and achieved nothing. The current economy is not wired in favor of the middle class, the regulations strain businesses and only the largest can fight them while the taxes "on the rich" really only impact small business owners because "the rich" are defined through garbage terms encompassing the middle and upper-middle class while the actual rich can avoid taxes through privately owned charities, inheritance and estate taxes through living wills and similar instruments the poor and middle class don't know about, don't have time to learn about and couldn't afford to do properly anyway. This all equates to poor+middle class raised children growing up essentially from ground zero generation after generation while the rich progress into more wealth generation over generation unless they screw up well beyond simple felonies and incompetence.

    52. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      Applause for a perfect example of the "moving the goalposts" argument. I'm going to bookmark this and refer to it in the future. Well done!

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    53. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I kind of wish he had made some bold moves, even if they weren't necessarily the most ideal moves, simply to demonstrate he was moving forward and not settling for a status quo ante.

      If I worked for a manager that did this simply to demonstrate he was moving forward, I'd want to leave the team. My morale would plummet. I'd lose confidence in the manager's decision making. All this would happen because the manager is acting irrationally, trying to keep an appearance of "moving forward" when the status quo might in fact be the best we can hope for given the circumstances.

      You're talking about a person who is in charge of the executive branch of a country. The course of action you describe is not what I'd want from one of the major branches of government.

    54. Re: Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and other scum will likely to be shot on site

      Does that include people with bad grammar?

      Probably not, but if there is a Flying Spaghetti Monster, autocorrect will be first against the wall.

    55. Re: Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as long as you fall for the cheesy 1% propaganda by clinton, obama and bushes, it will only become worse.

      they will whine about disadvantaged minorities while planning to rob the 99% even more.

      first step to fix the problem is to sell off the tv via ebay.

    56. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having $10 million on the other hand will provide over half a million dollars of income for life. This is the lifestyle people mean when they refer to millionaires.

      Not really, at least not if that is the total net worth. A moderate house, car and convenience store can add up to that. I'd draw the line at $20 million liquid in addition to assets producing moderate (under $50k) or negative income.

    57. Re: Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they do not own trump fully. that is why they demonize him. same with orban, putin and the kaczinskys.

      smarten up.

    58. Re: Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing I wrote fits that narrative.

    59. Re: Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, they may still be approaching from off site. Guns have some significant range.

    60. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why move goalposts when inflation does it for you? A millionaire in 1950 would be worth about $10m today, and one in 1913 would be worth about $24m. In other words, being a millionaire 103 years ago meant you were rich enough to live very comfortably without ever having to work a day in your life, since you had the equivalent of $300k/yr for 80 years in modern dollars. Now it just means you can maybe afford to retire and live like the median household, at $50k for 20 years.

    61. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Millionaire doesn't mean much anymore. A working class person with a good pension in the sixties had similar spending power to a person with a million socked away today. The book just takes advantage of inflation that has been officially understated along with the reduced spending power and wages of most Americans. The combination leads to the persistence of millionaire seeming like great wealth while it is just middle class with savings.

    62. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wow. It's so simple. Why didn't anyone else realize what you have shared? Obviously all children prior to factory sweatshops were prostitutes. And the workers who jump off buildings in numbers where the factory leadership has decided to install nets? Well those workers choose to jump of buildings so it's all good. Good thing children are physically imposing and have mature responsible minds or else someone might suggest those children are not exactly choosing to work in the factory and recognizing that would be bad for the great enlightenment you have bestowed upon us.

    63. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      While many wealthy people worked hard or smart for their wealth. And many poor are there due to slacking off and bad life decisions. It isn't always so cut and dry as the old moral argument for being wealthy. There are degrees of luck especially for the super rich...

      There are also circumstances when you wonder to what extent it even applies. The US used to have a 'useful myth' of social mobility, there was still a good chance you could go from poor to rich with the right skills. But you can measure social mobility and you can measure distribution of wealth and people who believe everyone got roughly what they deserved should make up their minds how distorted the measured values have to become before they conclude that the mobility that existed is now mostly gone?
      To quote an economist(forgot who)Gordon Gekko was still a selfmade man but now we're a generation later and dealing with his heirs.

    64. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you underestimate the number of people who didn't come from money, but did start a business, and become successful. I've got a pretty successful company for example and have handicaps along the way.

      Education: I have ADD, school was a challenge, but I still finished college with a 4-yr B.S. computer science degree.
      Financials: After college I had no debt, nor money, but had I been smart I would have skipped college anyway as it has no useful benefit to me.

      To understand why I started from nothing you have to understand that I was poorly directed. I did not need a college degree to be successful. What I needed was several years of self-learning and I had that from being a geek through middle and high school. Nothing of value was obtained from the degree as I had already learned the skills for which I didn't really need in the first place to start the business and the business skills I picked up in high school and along the way.

      The smartest thing I did was stop listening to other people. I turned down a better than average paying job for an out-of-college Computer Science graduate to go work as a tech (not even a well paid one, $9 / hr, Staples) part time. I did that explicitly because I felt my long term prospects were better working for myself and because I didn't like the job opportunities out there (ie, nobody except the one company I turned down was doing anything I was interested in doing).

      Working 30 hours a week at Staples as a tech making $9 I 'saved up' and spent what little I had on rent and business cards. I utilized the rest of my waking hours to promote my business and obtained free advertising mostly via spreading brochures and business cards everywhere and pounding the pavement going door to door (brochures and cards were literally printed with a laser printer at first). I built up a computer repair business within six months and quit the part time job that paid poorly. I had enough cash to rent an apartment at about the sixth month mark from just the repair business I started. Within 3 years another business selling computers and accessories (online) was off the ground and running (started alongside the other repair business while working at Staples). Now it's not a normal computer sales business, but more specialized GNU/Linux stuff, stuff I designed, etc, more like Apple, but with a Dell 1990s business model, not just another MS Windows shop.

      I'm 32 now and make six figures. This doesn't include assets which would exceed a million dollars. I employee dozens of people. I spend my money where I feel it will make the biggest difference in the things I believe in (freedom).

      What you need to be successful is an understanding that 0. Timing. Don't wait. Start a business while you are young. 1. Laws are meant to be violated and you can't fear what will happen because we all break laws every day unknowingly. Evaluate the risk vs reward ratio. 2. Every business has risks from becoming homeless to legal to over-spending on advertising to failure to analyse the returns from said advertising (ie if you throw $10 at marketing you better get at least $10 back, failure is OK, but don't keep doing what fails). 3. You can't fear what other people think or you won't take the marketing or social risks you have to take to be successful. 4. You have to make your own decisions and ignore the ignorant people around you.

    65. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Or you could live well instead and actually gain something of value...

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    66. Re: Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why they are millionaires.

    67. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Now we're going to try to subset the subset of 'rich' you want us to hate on.

      How about we do this. We give you ALL the names & personal histories of everyone in America and YOU decide who we should hate on specifically, this whole 'grouping' and 'subsetting' is just getting in the way. I want names and reasons as to why I'm hating on someone today. You see I'm not jealous of anyone with more 'stuff' or net worth than me, just because they do.

      if I'm going to 'hate' on them I need an actually good reason (e.g. I 'hate on' Bill Gates because I'm old enough to know the entire history of MS and their business practices. At the same time I don't think we should just confiscate everything he's accumulated. We had that opportunity years ago and failed to correct his/their behaviour when it actually happened. And to be clear I don't 'hate' on him really as I don't really know him as a person. I'm using the term 'hate on' in a general way to describe a sense of 'I wouldn't trust anything he does & will review it in depth before deciding if I think his actions are worthy of my support').

    68. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok now define 'unfairly'...no seriously. Is it unfair that someone in China (just picking a country at random with the reputation of 'poor conditions' vs the US) has to work in a factory under conditions no one in America would work in? Or is it fair to provide work to anyone in China who wants it in the factory under the conditions it exists IN CHINA vs them not having the opportunity for the job at ALL?

      And who are YOU to decide for anyone whether or not they think they are being 'abused', 'misused', 'ill-treated' etc? Or that the person owning that business is doing that to them against their will and thus 'exploiting' them?

      Was someone in the 1800's working in a coal mine being exploited vs a coal miner today?

      Push comes to shove, whether someone is or isn't being exploited is up to THAT person and the context of their life its not up to you and not by condition of being 'lumped together' in a grouping called 'poor' or 'migrant worker'.

    69. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by ranton · · Score: 1

      Applause for a perfect example of the "moving the goalposts" argument. I'm going to bookmark this and refer to it in the future. Well done!

      While this is a good example of how some goalposts do move on their own over time (in this case because of inflation), I don't think that is what you are referring to. I believe you are referring to the Moving the Goalpost Fallacy, which in this case does not apply because the goalpost moves on its own naturally in this case.

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    70. Re: Fear is a good thing for business by hodet · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

    71. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by hodet · · Score: 1

      Good on you. 6 1/2 years to go here. You'll get there younger than me. Cheers.

    72. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah...so now we're getting to it...its not the 'decent people who made a fortune legitimately' which you hate on & despise its those 'others' who you want to judge based only on you're preconceptions of what they did or didn't do to make their fortune. How do YOU know that Warren Buffet isn't working 40+ hours per week to get & maintain his fortune? Heck, as far as I can tell (though I don't like her or her policies) Hillary is busting her ass to get a job that will very likely involve working 40+ hours per week.

      As for your 'poor people aren't poor due to bad decisions' please feel free to point to ANY study which says so. That would be 1 hell of a study to have investigated the life choices of everyone considered 'poor'. I can give you multiple 'real stories' (not 'anecdotal' but hard facts) of people in my life & even within my immediate family where the bad decisions they made 100% directly impacted whether they are 'poor' or 'not poor' and whether they will reasonably remain that way unless they start making better decisions AND 'bust their ass' and even THAN it is likely that only their kids will be given the opportunity to advance to some level of 'richness' because of the choices THEY made not because some 'rich guy exploited them'.

      Hell, I could write a fuckin' treatise on how 'choice' DIRECTLY impacts the wealth (or lack thereof) of people using just my immediate 4 brothers & myself, plus people around me today that on a daily basis make 'bad decisions' that will cause them to remain in poverty because of those bad choices not because some 'rich guy exploiting them'. When a couple of teenagers (aged 19) make a CONSCIOUS CHOICE to have a baby (after having previously had an abortion so we know they have no qualms in that regard), without ANY means of support from their immediate family, nor jobs to support even themselves much less a baby, it is not a 'rich guy exploiting them' when they have to take any old shit job to survive.

      Now, at the same time I won't do as you are doing and clump every 'poor person' and 'rich person' in to classes & make global pronouncements of why they are in that class. You have NO fuckin' clue and neither do I of why ANY given poor person is poor or any given rich person is rich or what they did to get that way or how hard they worked or didn't. You want to hate on the 'rich' fine & dandy, be that way, more power to you as you live your life under the belief they are stopping you from attaining what is 'rightly yours'...and if you are poor and think that is your station in life that you'll never be able to exceed what you are than I feel sorry for you, there are scads of opportunities today to become rich. Hell I think of a new 'decent idea' almost every day, and some that I would seriously consider being 'damn good ideas', nobody but myself is holding me back from acting on those ideas. Would I have to bust my ass 40+ hours a day to get any of them close to fruition whereby I might be considered 'rich'? Yup. Have decisions I've made in my life & even daily impact my ability & desire to do so, you bet. I begrudge NO ONE for my station in life or choices I make or don't make.

      Hating on people because of what they have and you don't and believing that you'll never attain what they have because they are holding you back or the only way is to 'exploit' other people is just a demonstration that you live in an extremely 'entitled' society and have clearly been raised to believe that 'others' owe you something. Maybe I should just assume you're like 18 years old or something & thus still going through the 'communist phase' of your life where you aren't sure what you're going to do with your life, don't really want to get off your ass and do anything just yet anyway, and even if you did you don't see any prospects of becoming rich doing what you want to do & thus just want others to give you stuff. If that's the case, well all I can say is 'grow up you little self-entitled pissant', get off your ass & do something.

    73. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Magius_AR · · Score: 1

      No one is thinking of a regular middle class person who amassed $1.5 million in their retirement account by the age of 65.

      You're wrong. That's exactly who they are thinking about. Why do you think all the tax breaks cut off (and tax hikes begin at) significantly lower income levels than 10 million (250k joint was the most recent target income level for hiking costs on). Govt policy never targets those making 10+ million (probably because there simply aren't enough people making that, are therefore not enough money to extract). Media/people may rail against the Enron CEOs of the world, but the actual policy that goes into effect punishes primarily the middle classes millionaires.

      I can virtually guarantee this isn't what the AC was thinking of when he mentioned them.

      Perhaps that's the problem. In their eager, vindictive zeal to crucify the billionaires of the world, they support legislation that puts the coals to the lesser wealthy, while the billionaires hide their wealth in Ireland.

    74. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by ranton · · Score: 1

      You're wrong. That's exactly who they are thinking about. Why do you think all the tax breaks cut off (and tax hikes begin at) significantly lower income levels than 10 million (250k joint was the most recent target income level for hiking costs on).

      You are confusing income and net worth. The $250k household income target level does show the government feels the same way I do about who is considered "wealthy". That would probably come to about $300k of income before deductions, which would require around $7-$10 million, depending on how much of your wealth is tied in your house or other non-liquid assets.

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    75. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by ranton · · Score: 1

      Wow. Now we're going to try to subset the subset of 'rich' you want us to hate on.

      I'm not hating on anyone. Perhaps some other posters in the same thread were, but I'm not.

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    76. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by grumling · · Score: 1

      No. Most of them weren't prostitutes. Most of them starved to death.

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    77. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      You make none of the shots you never take.

      That's very true, and also part of what I wrote. Some people open more possibilities, but that doesn't guarantee luck, it just increases the odds.

      And if you're born into money/connections, you can afford to take the risks that open thos possibilities, without risking your livelihood (or your life, even). That's why we need a basic income system, to give more people the opportunity to take more chances.

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      Eat the rich.
    78. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Never forget the 7 million Jews who died in car accidents 1941 - 1945.

      We're talking about a total number of deaths in excess of 60 million. The point the OP was trying to make is that the majority of them died due to exposure, sickness and malnutrition rather than by enemy action. This has been a pattern repeated in every modern war, Iraq being the latest example. Few people were killed by insurgents or the US, most people died from starvation, illnesses or homelessness as part of the aftermath of the destruction of their country.

      Also, it was 6 million Jews and 1 million minorities. Do not be ignorant of history when trying to use history to prove a point, the Jewish people weren't the only one's Hitler wanted to exterminate (the Roma Gypsies were the second largest group, unlike the Jews most were shot on sight by the SS Einsatzgruppen).

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    79. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by interstellarsurfer · · Score: 1

      You're right. In a major crisis, the peasants *always* sack and raze the castles, because the little lords didn't do their duty to protect and stabilize the kingdom.

    80. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      "While many wealthy people worked hard or smart for their wealth."

      This is untrue.

      "And many poor are there due to slacking off and bad life decisions."

      This is also untrue.

    81. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did that with executive orders when his legislative endeavours were blocked by Congress.

      Cue cries of "unconstitutional", "Emperor Obama" etc.

    82. Re:Fear is a good thing for business by Magius_AR · · Score: 1

      You are confusing income and net worth. The $250k household income target level does show the government feels the same way I do about who is considered "wealthy". That would probably come to about $300k of income before deductions, which would require around $7-$10 million, depending on how much of your wealth is tied in your house or other non-liquid assets.

      I hate to break it to you, but a 300k household isn't living high on the hog. They're the neighbor next door. A couple of doctors, or lawyers, computer engineers, or even any married couple in a skilled trade in a high cost-of-living area like NYC is going to hit that target. And for the majority of their lives, they're living a "middle class lifestyle w/ excess" (1-2 extra vacations per year and a luxury car), not a "billionaire lifestyle" (yachts, helicopters, limos, etc). If they hit 7-10 million in net worth (and that's a major if, because I don't even seeing it happen at 300k/year), it won't be until late, late in life, very close to retirement. 300k household income is top 3% of the nation. The kind of money you're talking about is far closer to 500k++ household income, which is generally reserved for business owners/CEOs.

  3. Rimworld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those layouts look like Rimworld. Just missing some turrets.

  4. Havoc? Like using hyphens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in words that already exist? Underlying is a word. No need to hyphenate the two other words under and lying.

    And why are we singling out rich people? Poor people escape into sci-fi dreams about "leaving this rock" and "doomed Species" religious nonsense.

  5. Fuck The 1% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lizard faced masons

    1. Re:Fuck The 1% by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sure, blame us instead of the rich.

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    2. Re:Fuck The 1% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John May lives!

  6. Re:Is this slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No. It's the blog where you realize that the people you respected all your life aren't as high and mighty as you naively thought, and also suffer from many imperfections and lunacy that all of us suffer from.
    But the fact that even those top people admit and recognize that it's a dead race between Trump and Hillary on who is worse as an individual, each being utterly horrible in their own characteristic way, should be a telling tale.
    Of course, we will bury this revelation under a few tons of smoke-screen by utilizing people's fascination with bunkers and apocalypse-survival that entertainment has thankfully banked on and deeply spread far and wide.

  7. NDAs & Holllywood reporter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So essentially a company in Utah that builds basement shelters is claiming it has lots of superstars who buy their bunkers... but it can't tell you who because NDAs. But all the superstars rush to Utah because their sales are up 700% they say.

    And Bill Gates may also have a bunker because someone in an Indiana shelter company says that he spoke to an unnamed head of Gate's security team who told him Gates has them.

    But hey, its from marketing director Brad Roberson, so in no way is this marketing!

    1. Re:NDAs & Holllywood reporter by Fragnet · · Score: 2

      Somebody mod this anon up. That's precisely what I was thinking and I'm never wrong.

  8. Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by calexontheroad66 · · Score: 1

    Most rich people's houses aren't in very defensible positions to start with, even if they have tall fences or walls.
    Ok, so they get into the bunker while someone is checking where the bunker door is... This is, in case all society goes to hell.
    What are the odds of someone finding a way in, if it has enough determination and demolition experience.

    I guess if it is a temporary situation, like a riot or terror attack then it does the trick. But a large event which causes societal breakdown??
    The rich depend on scores of people that provide for them services and essentials. Some of these are necessary for what they need to project power.
    Without institutions, without supply chains that support global economy, being rich after a collapse of society is not exactly a better position.

    If people knew more about history, they would knew that in the American continent civilizational collapse was quite common.
    In part due to geographic limitations, and not having cattle and horses, civilizations would disappear quite frequently.
    This came with the usual abandoning of urban settlements, cannibalism, and loss of knowledge either technical, scientific or historical.
    We might know more about the Mayas, but there were others in North America that built large mounds and cities and could work metals that disappeared without leaving a record.

    1. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by swb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would think a superior solution to a fixed bunker would be some kind of specialized boat designed for long endurance. Wind turbines, fold out solar panels for electric power. Water could be supplied by marine water makers. Food supplies could be supplemented by fishing.

      Simply being out on the water gets you away from the most common threats. Maybe there are mobile pirates you have to worry about, but there will always be fewer of them than roving mobs of people with cutting torches.

      If you were super rich, why not look into retrofitting an oil drilling platform into a sea bunker?

    2. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by nanoflower · · Score: 1

      You mean like Paul Allen's super-yachts? He's got enough space for his family and any friends he wants to bring along with any desired support staff.

    3. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ark_(novel)

    4. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by Alumoi · · Score: 0

      Shirley you mean submarine. Any other kind of boat could capsize in bad weather.

    5. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Problem with a ship is that if you run out of fuel or supplies, you are hosed. On land, if your hidey-hole turns to shit, you can start hoofing it.

      Then, there is piracy. Once on international waters, you are pretty much subject to boarding by anyone who feels like it. The oceans are vast, but with a lot of people leaving ports, all it takes is a sighting on the horizon, and would-be pirates will be beelining over. A few shots from a high powered rifle right at the waterline can cause big problems, not to mention shooting where the engines are, in hopes of rupturing a fuel line.

      At least on land, if someone shoots up a bunker, one has a chance of getting away, perhaps circling back and returning the "favor" to the attackers. In the ocean, once they reduce a ship to floatsam, that's it. Only them, God, and Davy Jones Locker will know what happened at that event.

    6. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No he means boat. And stop calling me Shirley.

    7. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by fnj · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there is a lower density of predators at sea, but there is also no cover whatsoever; nowhere to hide. And boats require drydocking for maintenance, or they eventually sink. Your idea of a fixed platform is even worse. It doesn't even have the defense of mobility/running away.

    8. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I would think a superior solution to a fixed bunker would be some kind of specialized boat designed for long endurance.

      Obviously what you want is a nuclear submarine. But what would probably be adequate is just any small submarine to use as a taxi, and a sub-aquatic "bunker". Nobody will be able to get to you there.

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    9. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by swb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem with a conventional yacht is they're fuel pigs. I'd wager Allen's yacht runs a high powered generator continuously to maintain the internal electrical systems, ventilation, and so forth even when docked unless docked at a location where you could get an industrial grade shore power feed.

      What I'm thinking of is more along the lines of a more purpose-built boat that would require much less continuous electrical power and what it needed could be taken from wind, solar or even wave generation from deployed buoys. Tesla-type Li battery storage for nights or periods of poor weather, although in a marine environment with wind turbines some kind of power could always be generated.

      I could see a solar panel system that would fold out from the sides when at anchor, as well as wind turbines that could be folded down along with fixed panels for supplemental power when the boat was in motion. The folding stuff would be folded in poor weather or in transit and deployed as weather conditions allowed. With enough solar panels, you might even be able to provide air conditioning for smaller interior spaces during sunlight hours.

      The idea would be the ability to have long-duration self-sustaining electric power at anchor. Firing the engines would be done only when you needed to move and the engines sized for minimal fuel consumption -- there's a lot of recreation trawlers with top speeds of 9-10 knots off single engines capable of a few thousand mile ranges on full fuel tanks.

    10. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      cannibalism

      Well at least we'll have plenty of food.

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    11. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by swb · · Score: 1

      Well, what you really want is a the starship Enterprise...

      Obviously a nuclear powered submarine would be impossible even for Paul Allen money.

      But even if Elon Musk designed a submarine, a submarine is simply too complex of a marine system to realistically manage (outside of the short-duration tethered submersibles used for finding wrecks).

      A sub-surface habitat is an interesting idea, but I think the systems involved with air production and circulation would be too complex and the entire thing would be too dependent on energy.

      A surface vessel has the advantages of access to wind and solar and it's not hard to imagine a system of fold-out solar panels and fold-up wind turbines to keep a large battery array charged for long-endurance anchorages. Diesel power would only be used to move the vessel to avoid serious storms or seek different anchorages.

    12. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Own a large boat and you learn a few things: they break often and are very dependent on shore based support for repairs. Sure you may go a few months on your own but the sea is a tough environment. You will build up a maintenance debt that will eventually have to be paid by a long time in a repair yard staffed by people who know what they are doing.

    13. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's where mounted guns come into play. And turrets. Can't forget turrets.

    14. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      The problem with a conventional yacht is they're fuel pigs.

      You really just need the yacht to get to your private island where the real survival compound is located.

    15. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Depends on the feeding strategy doesn't it ... https://what-if.xkcd.com/105/
      Without storage, less than three years. Should be enough to get you through a nuclear winter though.

    16. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by citylivin · · Score: 1

      Boats need constant repairs. You obviously never knew anyone who has owned a boat. I can't think of a worse platform to bet your long term survival on than a boat in fact! Well i guess a plane would be a worse idea, or a train.

      You just need a remote, self sufficient, and most importantly completely obscured location. If you read the book "the road" when they discover the secret bunker that some survivalist has built and never occupied, they don't want to stay too long lest they get complacent and sloppy. Someone sees your smoke from your heated bunker in the winter, or smells your food cooking, and you can kiss your ass goodbye. The best take away from that book, was the safest people were those who were always moving and not at all desirable. The ones who were easily missed or ignored by others. The frail homeless person with their shopping cart, who was ignored by society both before and after the collapse. The entire book was all about not getting noticed by other people. If people noticed you they would enslave you or just straight up kill you, so there was a lot of hiding and being nomadic which i think is more realistic than any other apocalyptic future that fiction portraits.
       

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    17. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by swb · · Score: 1

      The only real long-term survival platform is an isolated farm where you can grow your own food.

      Nomadic is fine, but the cannibals they encountered on their trip would have eaten even the homeless guy with the shopping cart.

      And nomadic has certain risks -- uncertain access to food or water, crossing paths with other dangerous nomads, crossing into territory held by hostiles, exposure to weather and so on.

      It's amusing to think about survivalism but really, things go south without a community structure pretty fast. Even a very isolated bunker has a limited timeline without access to outside resources -- 5 years, 10 at the outside for a large quantity of food stuffs amenable to long term storage? This also assumes you have no energy needs, dependence on anything that might wear out or need repairs unless you have multiple replacements which don't age in storage.

      I suppose someone could treat a bunker like a long-haul space ship and provide it with a nuclear power source, a water recycling system, air filtration and the necessary parts and replacement equipment to keep it running but even that becomes a challenge past a certain timeline and requires extensive skills and a large community, and the community itself can become a liability as people aren't totally dependable.

    18. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem with a ship is that if you run out of fuel or supplies, you are hosed.

      People were building ships long before they had engines to power them. Lots of poor people who can't afford fuel are sailors. Without industry to support you.. your fucked if you don't plan ahead or forget the duct tape yet staying in good shape for many years is doable with proper planning.

      On land, if your hidey-hole turns to shit, you can start hoofing it.

      Just hiding in a hole and running when you see danger is not a winning strategy.

      Then, there is piracy. Once on international waters, you are pretty much subject to boarding by anyone who feels like it. The oceans are vast, but with a lot of people leaving ports, all it takes is a sighting on the horizon

      You just need to be faster than pirates or have a higher crows nest or nlos radar. Pirates only stand off because the law. If things went to shit they are not going to be patrolling international waters or shipping lanes they are going to stay where the treasure is.

      At least on land, if someone shoots up a bunker, one has a chance of getting away, perhaps circling back and returning the "favor" to the attackers. In the ocean, once they reduce a ship to floatsam, that's it. Only them, God, and Davy Jones Locker will know what happened at that event.

      You can still run away in boats carried by yer ship. At least on the ocean you have a chance of catching rain water, making water and eating tasty sea creatures than being stuck on land with an agricultural base that has collapsed and with it carrying capacity of land to support human demand. Most of the worlds population feeds off the oceans anyway.

    19. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have islands.

    20. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      The problem with a conventional yacht is they're fuel pigs. I'd wager Allen's yacht runs a high powered generator continuously to maintain the internal electrical systems, ventilation, and so forth even when docked unless docked at a location where you could get an industrial grade shore power feed.

      That isn't even the biggest problem with yachts.

      Boats brake down, they need regular seasonal maintenance to remain seaworthy, not just mechanical and electrical but things like anti-fouling just to keep the hull from rusting. BOAT is an acronym, it stands for Bring On Another Thousand.

      A bunker is a far better option considering that your likely use for it is either going to be extended periods of nuclear fallout or short lived periods of civil unrest.

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    21. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The idea would be the ability to have long-duration self-sustaining electric power at anchor. Firing the engines would be done only when you needed to move and the engines sized for minimal fuel consumption -- there's a lot of recreation trawlers with top speeds of 9-10 knots off single engines capable of a few thousand mile ranges on full fuel tanks.

      I'd put sails on the boat too. That way if things got really bad and you couldn't count on getting fuel you'd still be able to go places. The other system you might want would be some kind of desalinization system, even though it would likely be a power hog, but having your own source of clean drinking water may be invaluable.

    22. Re:Most rich people's houses aren't in very... by swb · · Score: 1

      I think sailboats are an option, but only at the very primitive end of a "marine bunker" because of the size/weight of deep battery capacity and the complexity of sailing a larger one with a very small crew.

      A water maker would be an intrinsic part of this and I think one of the big advantages of a marine bunker -- a supply of useful fresh water is key for any survival situation. Most serious recreational cruises have water makers and they are indeed power hogs.

      In my mind, the kind of thing I'm thinking of in a big picture sense is largely a floating solar and wind platform where the panels and wind generation can be folded up for mobility or weather hazards.

      If you had fold-out panels on each side of roughly 50' x 10' and a couple of wind turbines, you could be looking at close to 10kW output in the day, enough to charge a lot of battery and run periodic heavy loads like a water maker or refrigeration.

      The general idea is that the boat gives you mobility -- move away from hazardous areas. Isolation -- in any kind of "bunker" scenario, your largest threats come on foot or in wheeled vehicles, and anchored in 100' of water in a remote location you've but an extremely difficult physical barrier between you and threats. You gain limitless access to water, access to a natural food sources.

      You can do this in a physical bunker, but the isolation part is harder and the structural hardening is more intense. You need a fortress.

  9. Long term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... a 12-stall horse shelter is $98,500 ...

    Building a 7,600 square foot bunker is the easy part, although that presumably doesn't include somewhere to ride the horses. They don't say how long the owners expect to live underground, especially for a family of 12 (and their personal horses). The article talks about battery power and long-life food but not climate control, water or sewage.

    An environmental calamity is expected to last for 2 years, minimum, which seems to be far longer than most of these celebrities have prepared for. Hiding away because of civil unrest or war misses an obvious problem: The cause of social collapse will still exist when the uber-rich have eaten all their freeze-dried meals (and horses?) and returned to the surface. The uber-rich could use their billions of dollars, via tax reform, to institute basic/universal income instead of waiting for an apocalypse that destroys all the banks and thus, their wealth.

    To live more than 2 years in isolation will require the bunker to depend on the sun via bio-sphere technology, making it vulnerable to invasion but then, what is the point of hiding? Everything that powered and supported their luxurious lifestyle will be gone.

    1. Re:Long term by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The environmental calamity will be your least concern considering that

      a) You have a bunker
      b) everyone else doesn't
      c) but they know what you got in there

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    2. Re:Long term by GrumpySteen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The article talks about battery power and long-life food but not climate control, water or sewage.

      That's because an entire industry has grown up around scamming survivalists. Whether it's Jim Bakker selling $160 buckets of potato soup (and you can poop in the bucket later!), Glenn Beck's hugely overpriced gold or these guys selling luxury underground bunkers, the goal and method are the same as any other con; gain the mark's confidence using lies and half-truths, then take them for every penny they can get.

      Building a bunker that could actually be lived in is secondary to increasing the profit margin, so they skimp on the basic construction and spend a little on cheap frills to hide the deficiencies. That's why the kitchen picture Ultimate Bunker website looks like every piece of shit house that's had superficial improvements done by someone trying to flip it for a profit.

    3. Re:Long term by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Speaking of gold... why do survivalists and --whatever the term is for the guys that hate paper currency-- think gold is a good bet if society collapses? I'd think bullets and seeds would be the things to hoard. A collection of antique hand tools would be more useful post-government than gold.

    4. Re:Long term by Kierthos · · Score: 2

      Or bottlecaps. I mean, come on.

      The reason that a lot of these survivalists and preppers think that gold is the thing to have is because they've bought into the hype that gold is the thing to have. "The guy on the TV says I should have this if the world goes to shit. He's got his own TV show, so clearly he's onto something here."

      That being said, I've known a few preppers, and it's hardly uniform that they're stockpiling gold. Actually, most of the ones I know focus on having a stockpile of food, water, bullets, etc. like you said. But the ones that make the news are the ones who have stockpiled a shitload of crazy.

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    5. Re:Long term by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      They better have terminator guards then, too. If you have to have armed people to defend you, then you've got to feed them, so now you need an even bigger bunker to hold more guards and more supplies.

      It's almost like you'd be better off just having neighbors that don't want to kill you.

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    6. Re:Long term by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Who says they don't hoard ammo and seed/rations?

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    7. Re:Long term by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Oh ok, so my perception of those guys has been distorted some from the news. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Thanks for the perspective.

    8. Re:Long term by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And if supplies get scarce, give me one good reason why I, your guard, should not simply eliminate a, from my point of view, useless eater.

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    9. Re:Long term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, unlike you, I'm a manipulating psychopath. And I'm good at it.

      You're gonna wipe my shoes and LIKE it.

    10. Re:Long term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      presumably many of the buyers know at a subconcious level that their fears are overblown, so the 'being tactically livable in a survival scenario' becomes less of a factor than 'my friends will be jealous when I give them a tour', or 'nobody will hear the hooker's screams' factors.

    11. Re:Long term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And everything will come full circle once again. Thus, no reason to fear an apocalypse because the elite need workers.

    12. Re:Long term by interstellarsurfer · · Score: 1

      Most 'survivalists' aren't actually thinking about the survival aspect. They expect to buy with gold, or take with weapons, anything they need/want after a breakdown of the social order. They're not interested in the petty details of village economics and rebooting local agriculture.

  10. Nah Liberace Trump marketing opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or it's not real. They don't make any checkable claim, given paparazzi everywhere, you'd expect to see photos of the construction work taken by the Paparazzi.

    With Trump threatening/accusing/blaming everyone of everything, they're just riding on the back of that to market their bunkers. I'd be more worried about the world supply of gold candlesticks, crystal chandeliers and grand pianos if Trump became president though. Not since Liberace has the world faced such a grave threat.

  11. They're not afraid of terrorists or mass shootings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're afraid of the 99% they've been ripping off

  12. but i tought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we were going to mars and everthing was going to be peachy

    we were martians and sheeeit!!!

  13. the luxury vaults by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't really news at this point. Other stories have been posted to this site and the other one about these luxury vaults. There are people cataloging the locations right now. Everybody had better pay attention. During the year from hell, we move against the luxury vaults and seal them with cement. That is the only way to prevent another man-made global disaster. Perhaps sociopathy will some day be cured--I'm an historian and anthropologist, not a psychiatrist or neurologist--, but the ruins of every major city serve as a regular reminder that sociopathy must not be allowed to come to power ever again.

    Before I left from 2042, it had been discussed that perhaps we should open a vault or two to see how our former "betters," the architects of N-day, went out.

  14. Shelter != Bunker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was a bit surprised to see Bill Gates name in the list, he's not a tinfoil hat wearing type but upon further reading it seems more like he has a safe room(s) under his houses and not a end of the world "bunker". When you have ~$90 billion and a family with three children a safe room isn't conspiracy driven, it's almost common sense. Money and celebrity cause the crazies to come out (President Regan was shot by someone trying to impress Jodie Foster). So yeah, if you have a million in loose change in the couch, why not build a shelter/bunker?

    1. Re:Shelter != Bunker by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes. And observe how much good did any "safe"-room or bunker in some other place do to Regan when he was shot.

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    2. Re:Shelter != Bunker by Finn_Hakansson · · Score: 0

      I've heard so many nefarious things about Bill over the years that I think his private bunker building prepping may be his selfish, zero-responsibility solution to a coming nuclear war. (Of course, if he were a selfless, responsible, good man, he would speak up against nuclear war -- like Elon Musk.) If I've missed something, please enlighten me.

  15. One of the points of having a survival bunker. . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

    . . . . is people not KNOWING you have one. Because if people KNOW you have one, then everyone who does know (and everyone THEY have told) will want in.

    The old Twilight Zone episode "The Shelter" is instructive, on this point.

    And then BOWLING ALLEYS and GARAGES ?? These people want to survive an apocalypse. . . .and they want to garage their Lamborghini ?? Additionally, looking at the floor-plan in the "Hollywood Reporter", and comparing it to offered bunkers by the providers mentioned in the article, there are no shelters that even CLOSELY resemble what the article presents as a design. As noted elsewhere in the comments, there is a lot of speculation and outright rumor-mongering in the article. . .

    Slow news day on /. . . .

  16. like these are the people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we really want *surviving* a catastrophic event.

    1. Re:like these are the people... by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      we really want *surviving* a catastrophic event.

      They're collectively the "B Ark".

      Hairdressers and telephone sanitizers.

      Strat

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  17. Self Sufficiency is never a bad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learning that this is now a recent pattern is somewhat concerning. Being self sufficient is never a bad thing. The fear mongering is real with this article though. Don't give in to fear, it leads to the dark side or something like that.

    1. Re:Self Sufficiency is never a bad thing by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Self sufficiency is unattainable today. It is a fantasy of fuckups that kid themselves on how much they are dependent on the world staying reasonably intact.

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  18. Fascism Can't Last Forever, Baby by fascismforthepeople · · Score: 1, Troll

    Thankfully, that is. A lot of people - particular those who seem to think that a certain candidate in this race is some sort of anarchist alternative - don't realize how close we are to electing a fascist leader (or how much they might be helping that person to be elected). We have seen fascism get a lot of positive free press here on slashdot before when being paraded about as something other than what it really is. Thankfully fascist regimes always get toppled in the end, there just is no guarantee who will be around long enough to see that end.

    1. Re:Fascism Can't Last Forever, Baby by rfengr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ron Paul a fascist. Give me a break. I'll assume you are a little to the left of Mao.

    2. Re:Fascism Can't Last Forever, Baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the correct term for ron paul is CUCK.

      another open borders zealot complicit in both destroying the demography of this country and in marginalizing his own professed political objectives.

    3. Re:Fascism Can't Last Forever, Baby by fascismforthepeople · · Score: 1

      Fascism is simply the extreme concentration of power. There hasn't been a candidate so openly campaigning for that as Ron Paul in a very, very long time. He has openly campaigned for principles that are well beyond the balances established by the constitution, in the interest of concentrating insane amounts of power in the hands of very few. He just puts a veneer of "freedom" on it to give it a happy face while oppressing far more people than he is "liberating". If the policies he has worked so hard to push ever came to fruition, more people would suddenly find themselves far less free and far less mobile than ever before.

    4. Re:Fascism Can't Last Forever, Baby by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Fascism has a limited lifetime, because it is utterly destructive on the economy in the long run. At some point it fails. You can keep it going for a few decades though, the 3rd Reich demonstrated that. Without another military power to end it prematurely, however, fascism may keep 100 years or longer, just look at North Korea or some fundamentalist religious fascisms like in the Golf region. US fascism (which most decidedly is coming, the precursor police-state is already mostly established) may be, if you people are lucky, a quick collapse within 20 years and then 50 years or so rebuilding. If you are unlucky, it may be 100 years or more of slow collapse instead. Much depends on whether you destroy the rest of the world before the collapse or not. (Hey, better a quick nuclear death than living as a slave, I say.)

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    5. Re:Fascism Can't Last Forever, Baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, fascism is the integration of economic (corporate) and government power.

      Keep these separate, as is probably Point #1 of Libertarians, and you don't have a problem.

      It's the muddying of the two via unnecessary (per the role of the government defined in the Constitution) government-corporate "alliances" and contracts, and the extreme amounts of what can only be "influence" (i.e. government force) peddling via election money and lobbying, that causes implicit integration. That is the definition of "fascism" as a formal economic proposal, well before it got the well-deserved negative connotations is now has after WW2.

      We're moving increasingly from "implicit" to "explicit", that is to explicit fascism per its basic definition, and every aspect of every step of that transition is a core objection of Ron Paul and Libertarianism in general.

    6. Re:Fascism Can't Last Forever, Baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is the problem: Which candidate is the fascist?

    7. Re:Fascism Can't Last Forever, Baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody is little left from Mao. Culture Revolution, anyone?

    8. Re:Fascism Can't Last Forever, Baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you avoiding mentioning specifics? Please enlighten me on how getting rid of Common Core and Civil Asset Forfeiture is fascism.

    9. Re:Fascism Can't Last Forever, Baby by fascismforthepeople · · Score: 1

      No, fascism is the integration of economic (corporate) and government power.

      Which is exactly what happens in the libertarian dream state. What happens when education, infrastructure development and upkeep, all phases of law and order (everything from citations to trials to executions), lawmaking, and even war are all functions of corporations? You end up stuck with extreme power concentration, held by people who can never be removed from power - which is of course fascism.

      Keep these separate, as is probably Point #1 of Libertarians, and you don't have a problem.

      Maybe in some other country the libertarians want to keep the powers of corporations and governments separate. Here they want them together more than anything.

    10. Re:Fascism Can't Last Forever, Baby by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      No, here is what fascism is - https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      It's to the left, not the right.

    11. Re:Fascism Can't Last Forever, Baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn something instead of just blabbing: http://politicalcompass.org./

      Fascist is not Nazi it's Italian; in fact the term and Fascist party itself were largely defined by Mussolini. "everything for the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state" - very authoritarian just like Hitler and Mao and Stalin... but unlike them:
      "Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power" (the unsourced Mussolini quote which experts agree sounds like him and his political philosophy.)

      Rand Paul is very pro corporate and anti-authoritarian. The fact libertards think somehow corporate powers and the superior human beings who control them won't turn into a form of authoritarian power is why we put "tard" into their professed support for liberty.

      Perhaps we should call them Randians since they belong in the cult of Ayn Rand believers... The religion where Jesus is bad and Sociopaths are Saints (yes I am referring to her admiration of a certain serial killer.) His name RAND is a hint if you don't know much of the rest.

  19. Then they better get green house too by aepervius · · Score: 1

    And oxygen/water production in a complete autonomic bunker. Because once it comes down to laying siege to a bunker, the one outside can wait for a looooong time. The one inside may not.

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    1. Re:Then they better get green house too by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And oxygen/water production in a complete autonomic bunker. Because once it comes down to laying siege to a bunker, the one outside can wait for a looooong time. The one inside may not.

      Who's gonna wait? They're going to cover the air intakes and walk away, then come back later. Even people who have SCBA are about guaranteed to only have days of it, tops.

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    2. Re:Then they better get green house too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're building a high end bunker, surly you'd put an air recycler system on it similar to what the ISS uses. And I'm moderately certain the ISS isn't getting its air from outside.

    3. Re:Then they better get green house too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ISS gets their air by water electrolysis and (breaking water into O2 and Hydrogen, and venting the hydrogen) and carbon dioxide filters. Its a fairly energy intensive process. You'd probably be better off building a spacious bunker with several hidden air vents. Even a small space (the size of a coffin) can sustain a person for an hour, a large room could probably sustain a group for days. Weeks if you had a CO2 filter and maybe a few cylinders of pure oxygen.

  20. If I made an OS as bad as Windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would have to live in a bunker! Particularly if over 90% of people who buy a computer are pretty much forced to use it or at the very least, pay for it they use it or not!

  21. Preparing For The Wrong Type by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good luck getting out of them when it floods.

  22. Chance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Everyone has an equal chance of being lucky [...]

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    I found your article interesting and would like to subscribe your newsletter.

  23. Re:One of the points of having a survival bunker. by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And then BOWLING ALLEYS and GARAGES ?? These people want to survive an apocalypse. . . .and they want to garage their Lamborghini ??

    Not an apocalypse, just torches, pitchforks, and guillotines. History shows us that the real criminals (the men who apply the money to make horrible things happen- for profit) lie low while figureheads are deprived of their heads and then scuttle out when the danger has passed, and also that people have short memories and will let them live when they do.

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  24. Perception Matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't matter though. It is simply perception that matters. The crazy cat lady in the medieval village wasn't actually a witch, but that didn't make a whole lot of difference to the outcome. There are now enough super wealthy people (Phillip Greens, Sepp Blathers, even the numerous likable people who don't pay tax) that your regular citizen is losing faith in the arrangement. Unless this trend can be reversed, the current political economy is finished. Let's just hope the backlash has a sense of justice to it, but I fear that those at the pointy end of the stick right now won't see the irony in dishing as much injustice as they've had to endure.

    1. Re:Perception Matters by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      The wealthy have learnt a lot since the French revolution.

      If there was an uprising of the poor in today's society then they won't even know who the wealthy they hope to lynch even are. Ownership is very well hidden in today's world, from both ends: finger a wealthy individual and try to determine what they own, as well as finger a prosperous company and try to determine who owns it.

  25. then the hurricane hits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Riots - they head for bunker, then the hurricane hits with 20" of rain and they drown.
    YAY fewer ass hats.

  26. Poor already have a bunker by houghi · · Score: 1

    The poor people already have a bunker. They are going to use the one they build for 2000. I am going to wait for 2038.

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    1. Re:Poor already have a bunker by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      I hear that stadiums make great mass shelters....

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  27. I imagine... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 0

    Any short term stay in a bunker will start smelling pretty wretched quite quickly. If all utilities falter, the poop corner of the bunker will get pretty nasty pretty quickly.

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    1. Re:I imagine... by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Septic systems are very effective. I think I read once that 25% of the US and europe still use them. Everyone I know in Mexico had them.

  28. Re:One of the points of having a survival bunker. by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

    Simple solution: Anti-personnel turrets...

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  29. they're not wrong by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Once the calthrate guns fire, Cthulhu ain't gonna be fhtagn no more.
    If the seabeds' rockin' don't come a'knocking on my bunker door.

    You are thinking am make joke...

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  30. Keep your bunkers. by CaptnCrud · · Score: 1

    I live right by a freight hub station and a wal-mart warehouse in BFE. While everyone else lives like a rat in a hole, I'm going to build my own flourishing metropolis and rule with an iron but fair fist. Hehe...

  31. Re:Is this slashdot? by MitchDev · · Score: 0

    Hopefully the blast buries the entrance/exit to these "bunkers"

  32. Re:One of the points of having a survival bunker. by grumling · · Score: 2

    Many people are building "panic rooms" into their homes. They are multi-purpose, and the guys who know how to build the good ones hide them in plain sight.

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  33. West coast flooding? by grumling · · Score: 1

    I live at 5000 feet ASL. If my house floods because of sea level rise, I think we're all pretty much doomed. Indiana will be under water long before Colorado.

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  34. Re: Is this slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Some of us never respected them to begin with. Bill Gates etc. have always been self-serving scum, he started out a slimey crook. If this isn't Elysium level shit, I don't know what is.

  35. Re:One of the points of having a survival bunker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More to the point, you don't advertise you have a panic room or similar because if people KNOW you have one, they know they can loot your house with impunity or at least try it, because you'll be busy running to your panic room instead of standing your ground. Make 'em wonder by not not knowing, you still have the option of retreating to it but putting up some defense first. A couple of dead bodies in an entryway is a power deterrent to others thinking they can just raid you.

  36. Because they're delusional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The gold freaks think that when society collapses, they can go to the food - dry goods guy and, fill up their pickup truck, hand a coin over and be on their way.

    When in fact the supply guy - if he does take gold - will have to slice that coin in half, assay it and then spend the next hour negotiating how much gold for goods he'll accept.

    And in the meantime, he and his boys are gonna have guns pointed at you.

    And when word gets out that you have gold, gangs with their own guns are going to surround you and take it - if you're lucky. Most likely, they'll shoot you from yards away before you even know what's happening and pick over your dead carcass and truck. They'll find your home, do the same to your family - at least rape the women first - and then take what they want.

    Of course the survivalists don't see it that way.

    What they imagine is that they're Chuck Norris/Schwarzenegger combined and they can take them all on at once. And as long as they have plenty of .223 and their 30 round banana clips, nobody can fuck with them.

    Strong federal governments are a good thing. Every third World shithole has a weak federal government and Libertarians and other small government conservatives fail to see that lesson.

    1. Re:Because they're delusional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can have a monetary system collapse without a complete societal collapse.
      I'll bet that the people in Weimar Germany, those who lived through the Argentine hyperinflation of the 1980s, people in Zimbabwe in the 2000s and residents of contemporary Venezuela all wished they had put some of their paper assets into gold while the paper was still worth something.
      Ever heard of Laurence Kotlikoff? By examining future federal government revenue vs. future federal government liabilities, he estimates the real national debt is about $214 trillion. When the bills come due, is it really so hard to imagine the government firing up the printing presses and inflating away those liabilities?
      Keeping a certain percentage of your assets in precious metals and other tangible assets is merely prudent investing. If you're thinking post-apocalyptic economy, go with silver.

  37. You do know almost everyone has dropped the issue by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    right? Aside from a few folks who personally lost relatives to gun violence nobody favors gun control more stringent then "No Bazookas". Seriously, nobody's coming for your AR-15. It's been 8 years and 'Bama doesn't have your guns yet. Gun control is an issue kept alive by the right and the NRA to a) sell guns (Obama was great for their bottom line) and b) get you to ignore economic issues and let them go on draining you for all it's worth.

    The left started to drop the issue in the 90's when Mr Clinton pointed out nobody wanted it. The issue had gained some traction in the 70s and 80s mostly because the anti-violence advocates formed an alliance with the racists (who were none to pleased that cheap manufacturing made guns affordable to the Black Panthers). The those racists got over their fears of Black guys with Guns, the alliance collapsed and the issue was lost.

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  38. Re:One of the points of having a survival bunker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In California ? What would they use, harsh language ??

  39. Fear Factory by coofercat · · Score: 2

    In Bowling for Columbine there's an animated video describing how scared Americans are (of just about anything). The number of bunkers screams fear to me - I'm sure there are a handful of such bunkers in the UK (or Europe, generally), they're mostly for politicians who must survive nuclear war, because only cockroaches will survive (apparently). I seriously doubt there's more than a couple for private citizens (and most of those are just swimming pools in the basement).

    What's the point? I mean, if there's a nuclear war, you're better off just letting the galactic dice decide your fate. For low-level issues, such as no food for a few months, you're going to need to live in a tiny bunker for the entire duration. The rest of us will all just be mucking-in together to work out ways to collectively survive it. Sure, someone will come and steal the potatoes I'm growing in my back garden, but they can't steal all the potatoes in the neighbourhood. Besides, why steal them when you can just ask and we'll give you some?

    1. Re:Fear Factory by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      What's the point?

      I imagine that most of this is just preparation they don't expect to ever actually use but accept that there is non-zero chance of a disaster. Natural disasters are pretty much a threat anywhere. For the US, the West coast has earthquakes and volcanos. East coast and gulf have hurricanes. In between, there are tornados. No matter how good your neighborhood is, there is certainly a chance that something could happen to cause it to lose electricity and other utilties for a couple of weeks. Since such a situation will probably be mostly unexpected, it will be easier for those that prepare to hang out for those weeks than to try and leave along with the thousands of others trying to do so. Better yet if you can just wait it out in comfort. I suspect most of these "bunkers" are just really, really nice storm shelters because when you have the money to spend, why not?

      If bunkering up for the worst case scenario, you wouldn't just build a bunker. You'd have a hardened bunker to survive the initial disaster, and then have a way to bug out to a compound set up in BFE. If you're rich, you do it by helicopter. In the compound, you have all the things to survive and proper rather than wait it out in the middle of an urban center filled with a multitude of unprepared people.

    2. Re:Fear Factory by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      In other words, the 1% can afford to spend on 1% odds of disaster.

    3. Re:Fear Factory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To make sure there is no ambiguity as to where you sit in relation to me when the existing power dynamics unravel and a new one is forming.

    4. Re:Fear Factory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, someone will come and steal the potatoes I'm growing in my back garden, but they can't steal all the potatoes in the neighbourhood.

      Why not? As a European, you should know better. The history of the continent could be described as wave after wave of conquerors, raiders, or usurpers stealing all the potatoes in the neighbourhood.

    5. Re: Fear Factory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sign: Free potatoes!

      That and a rifle is how you get free protein and trade goods.

    6. Re:Fear Factory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The number of bunkers screams fear to me - I'm sure there are a handful of such bunkers in the UK (or Europe, generally),

      There used to be and are lots of bunkers, or shelters as there are called in Europe too. Every apartment complex has still a shelter with a emergency supplies, controlled air intake with pressure valves (explosions), a place for cleaning shower (radiation and chemicals), batteries, radio and such. Just ask your local civilian emergency manager for specifics. These days the expensive areal shelters have mostly decommissioned and replaced with mass evacuation plans, but the sites are still there, hiding under the hills and bedrock.

    7. Re:Fear Factory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I totally get the fantasy of the survivalist bunker, I have an ugly feeling that life in one would be unpleasant. No matter how luxurious, well-stocked, or expensively appointed.

      Think about it. How many bunkers have windows? Windows are a weak spot and are expensive to harden properly. So the windows are gone. How many bunkers allow fresh air and birdsong inside? Never, because entry air must be filtered for contamination.

      Living in a bunker would be OK for maybe a week, or even as long as a month. After that you'd go stir-crazy. A short-term survival situation would be acceptable in a bunker but rapidly your quality of life would start to degrade.

    8. Re:Fear Factory by gweihir · · Score: 0

      I completely agree on both counts. In particular, Americans must be the most pathetic cowards on the planet today. Sure, their government found that keeping them in fear is the best way to control the masses, but do you all have to give in so readily?

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    9. Re:Fear Factory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're rich, you do it by helicopter. In the compound, you have all the things to survive and proper rather than wait it out in the middle of an urban center filled with a multitude of unprepared people.

      Which is a great way to announce to all the raiders and super mutants where your compound is. If you'r gonna use a helicopter, better to land at the remote horse stables and then ride out to your even remoter compound.

    10. Re:Fear Factory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about just ask and i'll sell you some

    11. Re:Fear Factory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The anomalous thing isn't how many bunkers the Americans have; but how comparatively thin their historical justification is.

      Europe is absolute rotten with assorted fortifications(the older ones we call 'castles' and consider scenic, the concrete WWII-era ones tend to be less well loved but a pain to demolish); but they have the fairly compelling justification that peace is something of an anomaly in European history. Whether you want to credit the UN, the EU, or a giant pile of US and Soviet nukes, the past ~1 generation has been extraordinary in terms of how little killing of one another they've been up to. Even then the peace mostly covers the nicer neighborhoods in western Europe(eastern Europe has had some genuine wars more recently; and certain regions of western Europe have their local separatists/nationalists, the IRA, ETA, etc.).

      In the US, we don't really have that excuse. A few bunkers(and certainly some of the ones with really high production values, your tax dollars at work) stem from a reasonably justified fear of getting nuked by Ivan during the cold war; but aside from that, we haven't really had much call for fortifications since the civil war. We have often been at war; but we play away games. That makes the fortifications that we do have look a trifle nutty in context.

    12. Re:Fear Factory by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      In other words, the 1% can afford to spend on 1% odds of disaster.

      Hardly. Lots of people have storm shelters and emergency supplies stored away. Most people should. I have at least two weeks food, water, and other supplies stored away just in case in the basement (above and beyond what is normally in the house) just in case of emergency (an earthquake where I live). My family and many friends back in the flyover states have similar, except it's for either tornados or hurricanes. The 1% just have caviar and bowling alleys in theirs.

    13. Re:Fear Factory by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      If you're rich, you do it by helicopter. In the compound, you have all the things to survive and proper rather than wait it out in the middle of an urban center filled with a multitude of unprepared people.

      Which is a great way to announce to all the raiders and super mutants where your compound is. If you'r gonna use a helicopter, better to land at the remote horse stables and then ride out to your even remoter compound.

      Just give the plan away to everybody why don't you.

    14. Re:Fear Factory by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      In Switzerland in the 1980s it was common to find houses with fallout shelters because it was required by law to include them when building a new residence.

    15. Re:Fear Factory by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      How do you rotate the supplies? Food and water go bad after 5 or 10 years. Do you just throw it out? Feed it to animals? Water the lawn?

    16. Re:Fear Factory by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      How do you rotate the supplies? Food and water go bad after 5 or 10 years. Do you just throw it out? Feed it to animals? Water the lawn?

      In my case, it's mostly just my camping supplies. I just restock right after coming back from camping and make sure to have a certain amount. Many also just keep a large pantry of canned and shelf stable food they eat anyway and cycle it constantly through the kitchen. Others do just shell out the money every so often. Not so much depending on how good of such you get. A friend whose family is Mormon and required to have a year's food for the family showed me his stock which was just cans of potted meat products that his dad had bought and had stored in the attic. Nobody would want to eat that when fresh, but they technically had a years worth of food stored.

    17. Re:Fear Factory by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      One can get metal poisoning from cans that are say 20+ years old. I guess during an apocalypse, that's a relatively minor worry.

      I figure water would be the most important anyhow, but it takes up a lot of space. One can live much longer without food than water.

      Some kind of cabinet-sized storage system that cycles by feeding the yard sprinklers may be more practical, but I've never seen such on the market.

      Maybe the theory is that if you only/mostly stored food, you can barter for water?

  40. Your Bunker's Airshaft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When The End comes, I will poop in it.

  41. Re: You do know almost everyone has dropped the is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Youre an idiot. Ever heard of the brady bill?

  42. Given? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

    Given the increased frequency of terrorist bombings and mass shootings

    Is that a given, though?

    Just checking you've done your homework...

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    1. Re:Given? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      What increased frequency? These things have gotten a lot rarer, just the repostings have gotten more. Incidentally, if you happen to be blown-up by a bomb or to be in a mass-shooting, the bunker at home is not going to help you that much....

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    2. Re:Given? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, also useful to keep in mind that the vast majority of history went unrecorded, and unreported on. And uncared about if it happened in some other country. The internet made the world smaller and under a microscope as far scary videos of scary things is concerned. Just because you didn't see the scary videos on the news in the prior years didn't mean they weren't happening in even vaster numbers than they are today. But of course after Abu Ghraib and "amnesty boxes" for soldiers digital cameras, one can also see another trajectory on the other side of technology.

      Watch out, another high school kid bought a Pressure Cooker so he could out-bad-ass that Saddam Hussein who never could figure out how easy it is to build a WMD.

    3. Re:Given? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in the U.S. In the mideast? Yes, there is an increased frequency of suicide bombings beginning in 2002-2003 for painfully obvious reasons

  43. The well-stocked bunkers would be early targets by ravenscar · · Score: 1

    If there ever is a disaster or break-down of the type that requires people to resort to bunker living you can bet mobs of people will be quick to take their frustrations out on the nearest wealthy estate. These bunkers might stand for a long time without a concerted effort to destroy them, but they will be useless to protect their occupants for any length of time if they are attacked. That is unless those occupants also have a made the bunkers defensible and are harboring a force that can man those defenses. That, or they have hidden these bunkers so well as to ensure they would not be discovered.

    When it comes to bunkers withstanding attack - they are designed to withstand an initial strike and hold off invaders until help can arrive or the occupants can escape. They don't hold out indefinitely. In situations like those described in the summary, there is no help on the way.

    All that said, it seems that "how would I survive the apocalypse" is a fun mental exercise with which people with too much time and/or too much money (and maybe too much guilt) easily go overboard.

    1. Re:The well-stocked bunkers would be early targets by toonces33 · · Score: 1

      But even then - assume they have a private security force. Those people would need food as well - what's not to say that those folks bug out to take care of their own families. In reality one would need to make the bunker large enough to support your security staff and their families.

      The whole "bunker mentality" just seems wrong to me - in reality there are very few scenarios where such a thing could actually help you. I suppose a hurricane might be one, but there you have advance notice and just leaving the area ahead of time might be a better choice. An earthquake might in fact damage the shelter itself, and is geographically limited, so people might be inclined to leave and go somewhere else where there is no damage.

      Super-volcano or asteroid strike? Yeah, I suppose a bunker might be useful in such a case, but for all of the things to worry about, these two things are pretty far down on the list. You might as well worry about an attack by space aliens.

      Back in the 1950's people worried about a nuclear attack - I suppose the idea at the time was that you just camp out until the radiation levels have subsided, but in reality the things were just a bit of theatre to make people feel more secure. If a nuclear attack were to happen today, it is more likely to be a rogue nation or individual, implying a smaller bomb, and a smaller affected area, so just leaving the affected area might make far more sense than trying to camp out underground for an extended period.

    2. Re:The well-stocked bunkers would be early targets by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1
      Twenty tons of wheat will last a person on a 2000kcal/day diet about 90 years (3 people 30 years, 30 people 3 years, etc). That will costs you about $3400. Tack on another $3k for add ons so you're not eating paste all that time and getting scurvy.

      WA

    3. Re:The well-stocked bunkers would be early targets by toonces33 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you would go insane living in isolation like that for such a long time.

    4. Re:The well-stocked bunkers would be early targets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also the problem that, if civilization-as-we-know-it actually breaks down, ensuring that you keep the private security force becomes deeply nontrivial.

      In the context of law, order, international markets, etc. hiring people who are better at applied violence than you are can work out pretty well. In the context of the sort of disaster where you need them; you are really, really, going to want a better reason than a giant pile of now-worthless money for them to not just shoot you and get their own cushy apocalypse bunker.

      It's not a novel problem, indeed, that is pretty much feudalism's use case in a nutshell as well as something that most nation states have done some work on; but it isn't a trivial problem.

    5. Re:The well-stocked bunkers would be early targets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose a hurricane might be one

      Nope. In the case of a hurricane you'll want a Jaeger.

      "There are things you can't fight, acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you're in a Jaeger, suddenly, you can fight the hurricane. You can win."

    6. Re:The well-stocked bunkers would be early targets by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      everyone else would be dead long before then so you could leave

  44. Re:You do know almost everyone has dropped the iss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > The left started to drop the issue in the 90's when Mr Clinton pointed out nobody wanted it

    Obama and the media continue to push the "gunz r bad", so that seems wrong to me.

  45. Good deal the rich can die slowly... by coolmoe2 · · Score: 2

    I have had this discussion with many people and most of the dangers we face are not the kinds of things you can "wait out in a bunker" like in some bad hollywood film. Almost all the disasters we face are going to have long term consequences which may last into geologic time tables. You will not have enough supplies to live for hundreds or thousands of years so you are slowly going to run out of resources and eventually die anyway. Although the idea of a rich guy eating those horses is kind of funny in a black humor sorta way.

    1. Re:Good deal the rich can die slowly... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      You will not have enough supplies to live for hundreds or thousands of years so you are slowly going to run out of resources and eventually die anyway.

      Frankly, if you have all the resources in the world, you're going to die long before "hundreds or thousands of years" anyways.

      Hell, even if you believe in Biblical lifespans, you're talking a handful of people who've ever made "hundreds of years", much less "thousands of years"....

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    2. Re:Good deal the rich can die slowly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Symptom of the common atheist delusion. Survival of "us" means survival of "me", in some vague self-contradictory way.

    3. Re:Good deal the rich can die slowly... by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      "most of the dangers we face are not the kinds of things you can "wait out in a bunker" like in some bad hollywood film"

      Agreed in spades.

      The most compelling _likely_ disaster scenario I can think of is an anoxic oceanic event (Look it up) triggered by high CO2 levels. This is likely to reduce atmospheric oxygen levels from the current ~20% to something around 11% within a century - which is about the same available rates as you'd encounter at 15-20,000 feet altitude.

      It was once said that our decendants were quite likely to be oxygen starved apes. I'm beginning to suspect that this is going to happen in a matter of decades
        than aeons.

  46. Re:One of the points of having a survival bunker. by judoguy · · Score: 1

    In an earlier post I wrote about building a bunker for a rich guy in the '80s. He couldn't build it in complete secrecy so tried to disguise it to the permit department as just a really big garage with a cool basement. I really liked the design process, scenarios, etc. I did have to draw the line when he told me that he expected me to break into city hall after final sign off and steal the blue prints that had been submitted.

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  47. They'd better be afraid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're coming for them.

  48. It's the marginal hedonic value of money, folks. by hey! · · Score: 4, Informative

    Scenario: You discover to your surprise that you can have your fill of every pleasure money can buy, and then you notice you've still got a mountain of that stuff lying around.

    What to do?

    (1) Pursue power. This never gets old, because there's other guys with mountains of money doing the same thing. No amount of power.is ever enough, because it's relative power that brings satisfaction.

    (2) Serve humanity. The ability to amass money on this scale is a function of the scale of society, and that means that society's problems scale proportionately. The material resources you command could have solved all humanity's problems -- five thousand years ago. Today they're just a drop in a bucket, and that's a challenge.

    (3) Build yourself a lavish Armageddon bunker.

    (4) Any combination of the above.

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  49. It should be illegal for elected officials by Snufu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    to construct private bunkers as a precaution against events they are elected to prevent. This is only fair, similar to placing the children of elected officials who vote for war on the front lines of those very wars.

    1. Re:It should be illegal for elected officials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No need to get that violent, just require that federal politicians who vote against school choice measures for citizens be required to send their children to D.C. public schools.

      On second thought, I just read what I wrote, the war thing is probably less violent.

  50. Re:One of the points of having a survival bunker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much ammunition do you have, and in relation to the number of stray cats, chickens, poor fuckers who I've taken as slaves or even just thrown rocks which I can get hold of.

  51. So, you actually WANT to survive, long term ?? by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

    Let's posit, for a moment, that you had millions of dollars, and notice that a major, but not world-ending apocalypse was coming.

    Me ? I'd buy a farm in a remote area, with decent climate and a good water supply. Hunting and fishing areas would be a bonus, but if we actually had some sort of apocalypse, the woods would be hunted bare, and the lakes and rivers drained of catchable fish.

    A sufficient variety of breeding stock for food animals (various poultry, cows, perhaps sheep, goats, and rabbits) and work animals (donkeys, horses, dogs, cats)

    I'd have a few extra large-pre-fabricated buildings, one as a warehouse, another set up as a comprehensive workshop (with several generations of powered and unpowered tools for wood, metals, and perhaps stone), with sufficient power to run them. Perhaps even a smithy, if a local ore source was available, or a supply of scrap metal nearby.

    And a large dead-tree library of useful books. . .

    And I'd have a GROUP of people, not just a one-family survival plan. Ideally, a number of small family-scale farms, centered around the warehouses and workshops.

    This should be obvious, but isn't, I suspect. . .

    1. Re:So, you actually WANT to survive, long term ?? by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      A sizable greenhouse with an aquaponics setup could be a very good addition providing fish as well as fruits/vegetables. You could do composting inside to generate heat and actually produce food year round.

      A biodigester setup would also be very useful as a means to process waste materials like sewage and food waste. The end result of which is methane, and free fertilizer. The methane can be used simply as cooking/heating gas or pressurized for storage.

    2. Re:So, you actually WANT to survive, long term ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your shit would get raided and you would die.

  52. soil dwellers' substrata equity by epine · · Score: 1

    The Americas Are Now Officially 'Measles-Free'

    In other news, the pox just adopted mark-to-market accounting practices.

    I figure this is how it works with The Donald, too. He wakes up in the morning with a novel idea for how to litigate one of his business partners—also known as contractual co-signatories—and mentally adds $300 million tax free to his personal net worth as he flosses his astonishingly sharp teeth.

    Pity this won't show up on his tax returns for years and years. This, however, is also good—it will probably take five to ten years to amass the necessary 200 pages of tax offsets against correspondingly novel loopholes in the federal tax code.

    Trump: "Good morning, Bernie, looks like we have a new long-term project."

    Senior minion [whose name isn't actually 'Bernie']: Excellent! Whose blood are we drinking, this time?

    Trump: Ah, that building in, ah, the Trump crap whatsitsname, you know, the building from that deal, summer of 2013, where we saw the chick with the really great rack as we walked through the lobby on the way to get the Mexican food that was okay, but not-at-all what we expected, so we left no tip.

    Senior minion: Yes, of course, the really great rack—who could forget—before the awesomely authentic burritos which were not-at-all satisfactory. I'll get right on it.

    Phone call ends.

    Senior minion [addressing staff]: About face! Leaches, march!

    Back at the Mar-a-Lago Faraday cage, Trump does a little mental arithmetic. "Let's see, ten point one plus zero point three equals ten point four. Nice." Here he pauses for a moment to let his newfound wealth fully sink in.

    "What's next? Let's see, here. Focus group con-call at 11:00 with three adoring, educated black women, located—with some difficulty, to hear my staff bitch about it—in Alabama, Kentucky, and Tennessee. That Kellyanne, mostly I just want to strangle her, but my word I've never known a woman who can turn rocks the way she does.

    Hmm, not until 11:00, there's the silver lining—still two hours away. Not much else on the schedule, looks like it's Twitter time—best part of my day, not counting lawsuits and loopholes. Ten-point-four. What will ten-point-four say today? Something pithy, or something punchy? Decisions, decisions."

    1. Re:soil dwellers' substrata equity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't quit your day job (if you even have one). You're a terrible writer.

    2. Re:soil dwellers' substrata equity by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Don't quit your day job (if you even have one). You're a terrible writer.

      You sir, however, are a natural and should go all-in on this talent evaluator/critic gig.

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  53. Re:One of the points of having a survival bunker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soon in Washington State as well.

    This is why TFS says 'nothing West of the Rockies'. It has nothing to do with flooding and everything to do with the coastal states politics. Disarm the property owners. Build a 'wall' (nice image from the cold war there guys) to intercept good shipping to/from the coast. And build an army of hobos and anarchists (Seattle city parks soon to be open for homeless camps. Say goodbye to Little League and kids soccer.)

    Bill Gates can hunker down in his bomb shelter until the food runs out. When he opens the hatch, he'll find that the state has quartered a hundred bums in his house.

  54. Re: You do know almost everyone has dropped the is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Clearly you have not heard of two new laws passed in California redefining AR and AK weapons platforms back into "Assault Weapon" class. They will no longer be able to be sold or transferred after 2017, and must be registered as Registered Assault Weapons by 2018. They must be destroyed after a person's death and cannot be passed on.

    Additionally, starting 2018 all ammo sales must be performed by a state liscensed ammo dealer, and in 2019 will require a background check and essentially will put all owners of pre-registration firearms on the books as owning various caliber weapons. This basically blocks all Internet sales of ammo, and it includes all potentially lethal projectiles, so don't think bullets for reloading will be available without this background check and database of caliber owners.

    There were 7 new gun control laws passed this summer and signed by Governor Brown (2 for RAWs, 1 ammo, 1 requiring background checks for firearms to be loaned, 1 requiring all firearms have serial numbers including old and new homebuilt, 1 banning any possession of >10 magazines, and one more making it a crime if you have a firearm stolen and don't report it within 5 days or make any false statements about the issue and earning a 10-year ban on owning a firearm).

    Yes, they very much are still coming for guns, one law at a time, tightening that noose.

    We fought it, but the majority of gun owners in California are so lazy and apathetic that at best we could only get half the signatures required to put the issues on the ballot and have Californians vote on it.

    https://www.vetogunmageddon.org/bill-opposition/

    https://www.vetogunmageddon.org/signature-counter/

  55. Bunker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As someone who works daily on luxury residential construction in Los Angeles I can 100% confirm these bunkers are purely a way to get around lot size zoning restrictions here in LA City. When you're restricted from adding another wing onto your house the only way to expand is down. They are stuffing these basements with Spas, Gyms, nightclubs, pools and private movie theaters. These people would never live in a hole in the ground if things went crazy here. They would rather bug out to their Jackson Hole ranch off of their private airport if it ever got so bad.
    I hate crappy scaremongering reporting doubly so when it was so easy to get the story straight.

  56. Re:You do know almost everyone has dropped the iss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you have a pretty serious tunnel vision problem there don't you. Ever heard of the Assault Weapons Ban (it eventually sunset, but there have been multiple attempts to reinstate it)? The several court cases where cities were trying to defend basically banning almost all private firearm possession? The "sporting use" requirement on all imported firearms. I could go on for quite a while. And that's before we get into all of the insane and sometimes contradictory regulations (barrel length requirements, single grips on "pistols", ammunition purchase flags, etc). There are most definitely efforts to outlaw/heavily restrict firearm ownership, thankfully most have been defeated but every year there is another strip of red tape that people have to navigate through to exercise their constitutional right. I wonder how your average person would feel if they had to fill out paperwork to the effect of "are you a criminal", "have you beaten your wife", "are you a terrorist", wait days to pick up their purchase, and in some cases they had to go to the sheriffs office to get permission to buy a car.

  57. Bunker Pools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The rich should pool their money and create a huge, underground facility holding at least 7000 people. Musk's Hyperloop would be the method of choice to transport the rich and the other selected from their temporary shelters. Anything to protect the species.

  58. Color me Saddened... by moorley · · Score: 1

    There may be more to this article but if true I thought Mr. Gates had a better bead on things.

    If you build an inter-connected world you can't find safety by removing yourself from it. We are beyond the point of no return. It's peace prosperity or bust.

    He could make it himself much safer by giving his money away... which in a way he has I suppose.

    Still bums me out. I have faith in humanity, I wouldn't be here without them... ;-)

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  59. Reality TV show?? by toonces33 · · Score: 1

    No, you just *tell* them there has been a great catastrophe, and then you have a reality TV show with them down in their bunker. Then wait and see how long it takes before they figure out that they got punked.

  60. Re: Is this slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least he did something with his life. What have you done with yours

  61. Re:Is this slashdot? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    Hopefully the blast buries the entrance/exit to these "bunkers"

    Hopefully plugs up the toilet too.

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  62. cleansing steel: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $5.99/ea I wonder if they discount when you buy by the crate.

  63. Liberals protecting against risk of Trump winning by jtara · · Score: 1

    I note that all of the groups mentioned:

    - Oscar Winners

    - Sports stars

    - Bill Gates

    ... are more likely than not to be liberals/democrats.

    They aren't afraid of terrists. They are afraid that Trump might win.

    And Bill Gates is of an age (same as me) to have acquired a life-long fear of the realistic possibility of global thermonuclear war. (BEFORE "War Games", during the Cuban Missile Crisis.)

    If Trump wins, now you have TWO international leaders of nuclear-armed countries who are off-the-rails. Let the fun begin!

  64. Re:Is this slashdot? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    Bunkers are for sissies, real men move to Mars.

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  65. Wussies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people who lived through The Blitz are laughing and mocking you. Bunch of pant wetting pansies.

  66. Re:Is this slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pussies hide underground while real men and women fight for what they believe is right. Morons.

  67. The Purge? by TJHook3r · · Score: 1

    As a fan of apocalyptic fiction this makes me very happy! The Purge films are looking more like reality every day :)

  68. Re:Is this slashdot? by sittingnut · · Score: 3, Insightful

    well all those "liberal" elitist "Oscar Winners, Sports Stars and Bill Gates " etc, who are building bunkers seems to believe what alex jones says and follow his advice in doing that, while denouncing his influence on hoi polloi.
    oh the irony!

  69. Re: Is this slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is TRUMP is president. War war. War. Build one now before the prices raise 800%

  70. Re:You do know almost everyone has dropped the iss by PPH · · Score: 1

    http://apps.leg.wa.gov/billinfo/summary.aspx?bill=2354

    Dropped the issue. Right. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

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  71. Because bunkers are so effective against siege... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    Which is the easiest way to take out the bunker's inhabitants. Bonus points for finding the air intakes and building a nice smoky fire in front, or a pumping in pure C02 or nitrogen.

    Extra bonus points for taking out the water supply.

    Castles failed in the middle ages. Bunkers will fail now, and for the same reasons.

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  72. Re:You do know almost everyone has dropped the iss by PPH · · Score: 1

    wait days to pick up their purchase, and in some cases they had to go to the sheriffs office to get permission to buy a car.

    Welcome to Seattle, citizen.

    And remember, its 20 MPH so you don't run over the hobos camping in the streets.

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  73. Yikes! by NoSalt · · Score: 1

    It gives me shivers to think that movie and sports stars are going to be the only ones left.

    1. Re:Yikes! by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Maybe the sports stars will start a new race, of super people! Could be super-dumb people, however.

  74. Um. by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

    The term originally used is 'ape,' with a link to the page on Wikipedia giving the formal definition of the group of ape.

    I'm not sure how to break it to you all, but by sheer definition all humans are apes. In point of fact, humans are the type species for the superfamily of apes, meaning that even if all the other species in that superfamily turn out to not be related to humans--humans will still be apes, because that's how type species roll.

    But hey, I guess the same type of stupidity involved in thinking these bunkers are likely to work out well makes it okay to say it's racist to call a group of humans something that, if they're not, they cannot be human.

    Seriously, if people know where to find your bunker you got a Problem, especially if you're expecting to power it with wind or solar which means there's going to be essential tech just out there and vulnerable. I don't think anybody has to be particularly intelligent to do a good job of locating and wrecking either once they know the general area to look in after a disaster. Maybe these people can't imagine the serfs being smart enough to use the ancient technology known as 'maps' after a disaster bad enough to go into bunkers...?

  75. Preparing for a possible Clinton presidency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If she wins, there will be a nuclear war before 2020, so yeah, start building those bunkers.

  76. Not me! by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't want to survive a global whatever. Just think...by yourself, locked away, once you run out of supplies, then what? One big flash, it's all over and you don't worry about it.

  77. Re: Is this slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A Trump win would greatly reduce the odds of World War III kicking off in the next couple of years. GREATLY reduce them.

  78. Re:Is this slashdot? by gweihir · · Score: 1

    That would be poetic justice.

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  79. Re:One of the points of having a survival bunker. by gweihir · · Score: 1

    If you need to panic, you have already lost because you messed up spectacularly earlier. And even if you survive the first instance, the next one will get you. Personality-defects cannot be corrected by features of your home.

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  80. You're living in a retarded fantasyland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zuckerberg spend $6,000,000 a year on his security detail alone. Do you not think his mini-army will shoot many many people on site trying to illegally enter his property when an 'apocalyptic" event happens?

    And yes, population reduction of the entire earth is going to happen in a mass intentional kill off Our masters think 500,000,000 is the right number of humans allowed on the planet.

  81. Re:One of the points of having a survival bunker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These people are disciples of Barton Briggs, the doomsday financist

  82. Re:You do know almost everyone has dropped the iss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    REALLY? You REALLY believe this? So when Obama goes on CNN and has a whole 'town hall meeting' about this topic, and Mrs. Clinton talks about more legislation for 'gun control' they don't REALLY believe what they are saying? Their just 'pandering'? Ok, I'll buy that, but then don't blame the NRA or people who want to retain their guns from trying to counter this pandering, AND if that means more sales of guns don't blame the NRA for taking advantage of the pandering in this way.

    If & when Obama, Clinton or other 'liberal leaders' of their stature come out and say 'Its NOT the guns, its the people, stop focusing on the guns' THAN we can consider the 'issue dropped'. Of course they won't though because then they might actually lose support from a good deal of their supports who DO think 'its the guns'.

    Seriously, have you been living in a cave for the last 20 years? (you stop your analysis at the '90s, we're in 2016, that's almost 20 years you might want to stick you're head out a window & get some fresh air).

  83. the rich can't hide by swell · · Score: 1

    That the rich can't hide was powerfully illustrated in "The Masque of the Red Death", a short story by Edgar Allan Poe. In it the wealthy and connected gathered at the abbey of Prince Prospero to get away from the common people succumbing to a plague outside the walls. But it is not so easy to cheat Death!
    http://xroads.virginia.edu/~hy...
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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  84. Re: You do know almost everyone has dropped the is by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

    Tell me about it, and I signed.

  85. Re:You do know almost everyone has dropped the iss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, Citizen, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE IS COMING FOR YOUR GUNS. Continue consuming, and remember: The Computer Loves You.

  86. Sounds like a nice place to die. by Smokey76 · · Score: 1

    After reading and watching The Road, I liked that the father considered the bunker a crypt and that it would be their doom if they stayed there (although differing reasons from the book), also this seemed to be a reoccurring theme in the Fallout series as well.

  87. Re:One of the points of having a survival bunker. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    How much ammunition do you have, and in relation to the number of stray cats, chickens, poor fuckers who I've taken as slaves or even just thrown rocks which I can get hold of.

    The slaves will work. Avoiding shooting at all that other stuff is easy with existing image processing algorithms.

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  88. Re: Is this slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your mom.

  89. Entire eastern half of USA DOOMED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "he believes coastal flooding scenarios preclude bunkers being safely built west of the Rockies"

    That's one heck of a flood.

  90. Re:Liberals protecting against risk of Trump winni by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Liberals are funny. I read where a bunch like before GW Bush was elected are saying they'll leave the country. Problem is, they don't.

  91. Except they aren't. by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

    Mass shootings are at a lower level than they were in the 1970s (particularly school shootings) and so are terrorist events.

    What's changed is that they're being reported more and reported more emotionally.

    Despite impressions, society is becoming less and less violent - that makes violent incidents more reportable as they're unusual, vs commonplace.

    1. Re:Except they aren't. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Please stop bringing data and rationality to a discussion that should work on visceral fears. If people go around being rational and paying attention to data then politicians might have to pay attention to peoples needs, and not to the politician's desires. And then where would the USA be?

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  92. Foster, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're dead!

  93. Re: Is this slashdot? by LinuxLuver · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because this bunker sales dude knows their innermost thoughts on political matters.

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  94. Re: Is this slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least he did something with his life. What have you done with yours

    Stalin did something with his life, too.

  95. Missed chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A missed chance of calling that company vault tec.

  96. another urban legend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Terrorism is not the scariest thing in the world. Why would a smart rich person build a bunker? And why would they ever publicize the fact? Even I, a retired librarian, can think of other, more effective, ways to keep my family safe, and I figure Bill Gates can too. Too much information is making us stupider!