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Scientists Identify Another Source of Dangerous Greenhouse Gases: Reservoirs (popsci.com)

A team of researchers from Canada, Holland, China, the U.S. and Brazil "found that greenhouse gas emissions from man-made reservoirs were likely equal to the equivalent of one gigaton of carbon dioxide being released into the atmosphere every year...a little less than one-sixth of the United State's greenhouse gas emissions." An anonymous Slashdot reader quotes Popular Science: A reservoir is usually created by damming a river, overflowing the banks and flooding the surrounding area, creating a man-made lake...the perfect conditions for microbes to generate greenhouse gases like carbon dioxide and methane (a gas that is about 25 times more potent than carbon dioxide)... "When reservoirs are first flooded there's organic matter in the soil and vegetation that can be converted by microbes into methane and carbon dioxide," John Harrison, a co-author of the paper, tells Popular Science.

"Also, reservoirs because they are in line in rivers, they receive a lot of organic matter and organic sediment from upstream that can fuel the production of methane, carbon dioxide and nitrous oxide." Harrison says that reservoirs also tend to occur in areas where fertilizers are used on the surrounding land. Runoff from those fertilizers into bodies of water can cause algal blooms that can also produce more methane and carbon dioxide.

If the world's reservoirs were a country, they'd be #8 on a list of polluters -- right behind Brazil, China, the EU and the U.S.

159 comments

  1. Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by HBI · · Score: 2

    Because this runoff would go to the oceans. Would that somehow be better? How?

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    1. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by amiga3D · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It doesn't really matter. Ultimately the problem is people. The only way to save the planet is to get rid of all the people. People dam rivers, raise cows, run industry and just generally destroy the environment. I guess the planet is doomed. Enjoy it while it lasts.

    2. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's about the long and short of it. People still like to bury their heads in the sand about these matters. They like to think that if Musk (and it MUST be Musk) builds a 35k EV and some candidates of choice take office that everything will work out and the future will arrive and in another decade we'll be living the good life that some 1950s sci-fi b-films made it out to be. They don't want to hear that they need to stop eating meat (Yes, even you "free range" fuckers. Even free range is unsustainable for all but a very small portion of the population at much lower rates of consumption than what we have today), consume less physical goods, shut off some fucking lights and actually work that 4 blocks to the grocery store instead of driving a 2.5 ton SUV to pick up three items weighting less than 2 pounds.

      But fuck that, right? The government will somehow make everything better.

    3. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 5, Interesting

      These are fair and cogent questions... How did you get it here?
      I think they are making the issue about fresh soil providing nutrients for microbes at a higher rate due to submersion induced mobility of both the microbes and the nutrients. The thing is, if you have real soil (i.e. dirt+biomass+microbes±other_critters) then that process was happening, albeit at a reduced rate. It's called composting and that has been happening since the first green thing died. And microbes would have gotten around to all the available nutrients at some point. As to rivers fueling the process, I would be very concerned about the fertilizer load carried down stream, but the normal "payload" of biomass was going to break down somewhere in any case. If the rivers biomass were to travel to the sea uninterrupted, I would expect different critters to be waiting to snack the stuff back into farts. Have to add one more sentence because I don't want to end a post with the word farts.
      OK, trying again this time we end with egg salad...

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    4. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Because this runoff would go to the oceans. Would that somehow be better? How?

      Some of it will be released immediately by same processes as in reservoirs, but a good part will be sequestered, either semi-permanently or at least on the order of 100 years. On the other hand, in shallow water there is nowhere for the carbon to go but up.

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    5. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh ya, like all the wilderness trashed for produce is so good for the overall environment. We don't need to stop eating just meat, we need to stop eating period.

    6. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey fat people apparently have a constitutional right to be fat.

    7. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't really matter. Ultimately the problem is people. The only way to save the planet is to get rid of all the people. People dam rivers,run industry and just generally destroy the environment. I guess the planet is doomed. Enjoy it while it lasts.

      FTFY

      Let's leave the innocent creatures of nature out of manmade arguments since I think they have been around a long long time.

    8. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because this runoff would go to the oceans. Would that somehow be better? How?

      Actually I think California has the right idea....subject the entire state to a drought as a way of returning the entire place to nature and driving out mankind.

      California recently passed a law regulating cow farts. Now they need to pass a law preventing the creation of new reservoirs and the destruction of existing ones because they are harmful to the environment. Let's see those left-leaning liberal democrats of Hollywood get behind that plan.

    9. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, retard? Do you have any idea how much land needs to be cleared to produce the feed that it takes to produce meat? Talk about having your head up your ass.

    10. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beavers dam rivers too and nobody complains about them, because animal.

    11. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Ever seen a beaver dam? Then take a look at Hoover Dam.

    12. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      Chicken and pork are fairly sustainable (when measuring both water and co2 per gram protein), both in line with efficient vegetables.

      Red meat is the real environmental disaster.

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    13. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Hylandr · · Score: 1, Troll

      FFS the planet is NOT going to die, there's nothing to 'save' it from. Evidence abounds proving there's been *huge* climate changes in the past prior to mankind doing jack shit like farming, storing water or cooking our meals the Earth has continued to live on and support life and will continue to do so despite a single degree shift in global temperatures. Animals, insects and plants will adjust and continue on like they have through greater changes the last several *Billion* years.

      You need to be reminded that we are also indigenous to the planet and have every right to live on it just like every creature you mentioned.

      If you feel like mankind must be removed from the planet then please prove the conviction of your position by starting with yourself.

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    14. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Like he said. Start with yourself.

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    15. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does it fell to be so cucked that your daily thought process actually is centered around niggers?

    16. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by slashrio · · Score: 1

      The only way to save the planet is to get rid of all the people.

      Do not worry, the planet is doing just fine, we are only destroying ourselves, and once that is completed the planet will continue doing just fine.

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    17. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by slashrio · · Score: 1

      The only way to save the planet is to get rid of all the people.

      Hold on, we're working on it.

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    18. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by slashrio · · Score: 5, Informative

      ...then that process was happening, albeit at a reduced rate. It's called composting...

      Composting is an aerobic process which does not release methane.
      Rotting (under water), which is the issue here, happens anaerobically and releases methane.

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    19. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. Feed it to tasty animals or force me to choke it down myself...I know which I choose.
      We should all eat nothing but krill and seaweed. We won't need to clearcut anything.

    20. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by hey! · · Score: 2

      The implications is the writer hasn't grasped the difference between releasing fossil carbon and concentrating emissions of recently fixed carbon.

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    21. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFLMAO!!!

      The Envirowackos are slowly but surely painting themselves into an ecobox.

      1. No nukes
      2. No coal
      3. No natural Gas
      4. No Hydro
      5. No wind (or, maybe they are good with endangered species getting chopped to bits.)
      6. Next, no solar...GHGs to build and is shades habitats.
      .

      These fucking morons want is all living in caves and scratching for nuts and berries.

      Every time some moron comes out with these asinine studies and tries to use them to justify cutting back even more on energy, they just convince more people that it's all a scam.

    22. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will it enjoy it as much as ever as if climate change didn't exist.

    23. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      i guess. the only real answer here is "tough shit". human beings have been pretty good at figuring out how to survive in a very wide array of environments. whatever harm we're doing to the environment, we'll figure out a way to get through, just like other forms of life on the planet will adapt as well.

      cajoling anyone, anywhere, at anytime to reduce consumption (aka standard of living) is a non-starter. it's a pipe dream that green-leaning lefties try to impose on the rest of us. The right answer is to innovate ways to make things more efficient and behaving in a 'green' way, more economic, rather than less.

      You will never, ever be able to sell the idea to the ~3b people living in the developing world to not follow the trajectory of the west. it simply will not happen. But by all means, eat your tofu, drive your prius and give yourself a pat on the back for making a difference.

    24. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you say so

    25. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're more correct than you realize.

      You see, it's the humans that decide that something is a problem.

      The earth literally does not give a crap if the temperature goes up or down a few degrees. It doesn't care if it falls to absolute zero or is hotter than the sun.

      The universe does not care if you survive, or if your children survive, or if dogs exist, or if the albino spotted whatever goes extinct.

      The only reason any of this stuff "matters" is because (a minority of) humans decide that it does.

      That's it.

      Kill the humans and whatever happens doesn't matter until something else comes along that decides to give a crap, and even then, it only matters to the whatevers who care. Until, of course, they're gone too.

    26. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      POPSCI tends to be all about propaganda science, rather than good science (they use the science stories to sell corporate propaganda, advertising and right wing politics, definitely a site to be avoided). The reservoirs all allow the continuous irrigation of carbon dioxide absorbing plants in people's gardens, so availability of water for irrigation and plant growth, is far greater than the initial and fairly short lived high methane production, especially consider the claims about microscopic organisms that live in soil can some how shift to living under water. Sounds like another propaganda exercise to shift blame away from the fossil fuellers, one that the fossil fuelers are paying for, especially as they have been caught out lying and getting charged with crimes against humanity look to be in their future.

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    27. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      All the while the same turds have to have their smart-phones, starbucks Latte's, electric cars and toilet paper, etc.

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    28. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Mod me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

      The truth is seldom appreciated and I am not surprised to be modded down for telling it.

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    29. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by PPH · · Score: 2

      how much land needs to be cleared to produce the feed that it takes to produce meat

      A lot less than needs to be cleared to grow vegetable matter edible by humans. And a lot less water too. Grazing livestock are perfectly happy eating grasses that people can't consume. And as the climate warms up, there are going to be a lot more grasslands available for grazing. Think northern Canada and Siberia.

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    30. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Someone better get rid of the fucking ocean then. That's the biggest body of water right there. Problem solved.

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    31. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Oh and Drain the lakes too.

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    32. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I can make the case that 7 billion is too many people. Maintaining 7 billion people at the standard of living most civilized countries are accustomed to is an enormous drain on the planet's resources. And that population is continuing to climb. There are over 1 billion vehicles in use by humans on this planet. A billion cars, trucks and buses. Think about all the energy produced to house 7 billion people. I know in a lot of third world countries they use a fraction of what places like Europe and the US use but still most places in the world at least have heated housing. The thing about humans is that they alter their environment to provide comfort for themselves. In the US when I was a child in the 60's an air conditioned car was an expensive luxury. Today it's hard to find one that doesn't have it as standard equipment. Most houses have a heat pump air conditioning/heater system whereas mine growing up had a gas floor furnace for winter and box fans in the windows for summer. Poor people in the US today live better than royalty did 200 years ago. My wife and I own a car each plus a pick up truck and we're just a middle class couple. The excess wealth of humanity is destroying the environment. Sure, life will go on. I know the Earth has been a lot hotter ages ago than it is now. They've found semi-tropical foliage frozen in Antarctica. I'm not making any proposals because I know that there is too much inertia to change anything. People will keep fucking and having children and things will continue to change. I don't know how it'll work out but I'm pretty sure it will hold out for my lifetime but I think in my grand children's lifetime there will be severe problems. Maybe technology can handle it or maybe there will be a die off. In nature, when deer get overpopulated disease and starvation will eventually correct the problem. This can happen to humans too. And then there's always war with WMD.

    33. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If all the alarmists off themselves, they can cut the population and save the world. End of problem

      So what are they waiting for.... Get on with it!

    34. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Given any problem, Greens only support solutions that don't exist yet. As soon as we started building the windfields and solar farms they told us they wanted, objections began to appear.

      Example: Currently, we hear Green support for vat-grown meat as a resource-efficient and cruelty-free substitute for range cattle. You know and I know that the moment vat meat goes on the market, it will be condemned as "nutritional plastic."

    35. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Ok, re-read your post and apologize for being environmentally conscious with the excess of non environmentally friendly things you posses. If you believe people are part of the problem, then before you pontificate you should of already been part of the solution. Which you self posted that you are not.

      I'm hoping you can see why some of us look at you and just want to slap you in the back of the head to reboot your brain.

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    36. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are happy to walk around outside in a field and eat grass, yet we stick them in enormous buildings and feed them corn.

    37. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These shysters are Progressives, not Greens.

    38. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well-adjusted people don't punch those they perceive as weak in the face. You express the traits of a bully - the need to feel strong by dominating others.

    39. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't overestimate our importance. If humanity wipes itself out somewhere in the next millennia (taking a number of other species with it) it's like the Earth had an annoying itch for a short while. The planet is going to be just fine.

    40. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, submerging lots of plant material in a short time is bad. Tee submerged plants will start to decompose and release a *lot* of methane.

      You could maybe offset it by planting lots of trees somewhere else?

      Ideally you should remove all plants/trees from a reservoir before you fill it the first time.

    41. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There are very few trees at the bottom of the ocean.

      The problem is not plants underwater. The problem is lots of land-plants suddenly getting submerged and dying + rotting.

      Come on people. Are you really all this stupid?

      Otoh, I read about this problem some 20 years ago, so I don't understand why it's a new idea all of a sudden.

    42. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People change the environment, they don't destroy it. The environment will always be there. We are not the only species to change the environment, we do have the greatest impact of the animal species.

    43. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      My giving up all I own and living in the forest like an animal will do as much good as spitting in the ocean to fill it up. I'm 1 out of over 7 billion and I'm just as human as all the others. I use LED lighting and have a high efficiency heat pump and do a lot of other things to limit my output but really I do all that more to save money than out of any though it actually matters much. If you live a modern lifestyle with an apartment or house that comes with all the amenities that modern life has then you use too much resources. 7 billion people can't live like that without draining the planets resources. Do you have a car? A boat for recreation? An RV? Maybe you don't but millions of Americans do. And do you think you'll force them to give them up? You still have people that deny global warming is real, a lot of people. All you have to do to know it's real is look at a fucking thermometer. The oceans are much warmer and we still aren't even really slowing down hardly at all. Because people aren't going to give up the good life for what might happen 50 or 100 years down the road. Shit man, it's hard as hell to get people to save for retirement! But go on and hate on me for telling you the hard, cold truth.

    44. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The right answer is to innovate ways to make things more efficient and behaving in a 'green' way, more economic, rather than less.

      If you stop to think about it for even a second you'll (hopefully) come to realise that making things more efficient is not a solution. Other than making us feel good it, currently, has no long term effect. Why is this the case, after all it sounds so counter intuitive it must be wrong, right?

      Everything we do, everything we use, is part of a network of dependencies. If part of that network becomes more efficient there are ripple effects throughout the network, which eventually result in a cumulative 'rebound' effect of greater magnitude than the original efficiency saving. For example: We buy a car (which had to be manufactured - count the costs) that is far more fuel efficient than our old one. We can now afford to, and do, travel further (immediately reducing our personal efficiency savings), which when considered in aggregate requires greater investment in infrastructure (roads, power, etc.), supporting transportation (goods, fuel, etc. has to be delivered further from source), and so on. In addition, our personal marginal savings over time allow us to buy additional goods (which required manufacturing, with concomitant energy costs). The combined rebound cost adds up to greater than the fuel savings resulting from our more efficient vehicle.

      Let's see if I can drill down to the essence of the problem, with an analogy. When workers became more efficient we didn't do less work, we did more. Furthermore, employment didn't, in the medium to long term, fall, it grew. When our devices that use power become more efficient we will use them more, and have more of them. Likewise, when the means of generating power becomes more efficient we will not generate, and use, less power, we will generate and use more.

      You will never, ever be able to sell the idea to the ~3b people living in the developing world to not follow the trajectory of the west. it simply will not happen. But by all means, eat your tofu, drive your prius and give yourself a pat on the back for making a difference.

      There are many ways to move forwards. Learning from other peoples' mistakes is a better method of progress than making the same mistakes for yourself...

      Posting anon to preserve moderation elsewhere.

    45. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by conquistadorst · · Score: 1

      FFS the planet is NOT going to die, there's nothing to 'save' it from. Evidence abounds proving there's been *huge* climate changes in the past prior to mankind doing jack shit like farming, storing water or cooking our meals the Earth has continued to live on and support life and will continue to do so despite a single degree shift in global temperatures. Animals, insects and plants will adjust and continue on like they have through greater changes the last several *Billion* years.

      You need to be reminded that we are also indigenous to the planet and have every right to live on it just like every creature you mentioned.

      If you feel like mankind must be removed from the planet then please prove the conviction of your position by starting with yourself.

      A very good example of someone intelligent saying nothing untrue but coming to the wrong conclusions. Yes, there certainly have been giant shifts in climate in this planet without any human involvement whatsoever. This in no way precludes humanity's ability to cause a catastrophe. That's like saying your grass lawn only gets wet when it rains, and it can never be made wet any other way (be it intentionally or accidentally). Of course the earth will in all most likelihood continue supporting life in the event of a climate catastrophe in some shape or form. What if 1000, 10000's, 100000's, if not a million plant and animal species can die off in the process. You're surprisingly OK with that? If water levels rise and we need to spend trillions of dollars moving/rebuilding cities, infrastructure, and agricultural centers. You'd still be OK with that? You think there will be no massive economic crisis because of that? If these were preventable events, we shouldn't try to do something? The problem is, we're not entirely certain how bad things could get but we do know they can get very bad. Maybe it'll only cost $50 trillion, maybe only $10 trillion, or maybe 90% of human population will get eliminated. Maybe all? We don't know what we don't know. The earth has also seen mass extinction events of 90+% species, so it would not be unprecedented. Even if humanity survived it would be a huge set back for humanity's progress. When you put humanity's long term survival in the shopping cart, all of those high short term costs start looking mighty cheap all of a sudden. Don't you think? You can debate all day over the costs, it's difficult to say because it's far from being conclusive. But to say there would be cost and no effect would be dead wrong. In fact that's the *only* one wrong conclusion you can make.

      As for people who say we should remove ourselves from the planet are the far extreme or just trolls, don't pay attention to them. All we just need to stop proverbial !@*$'ing where we eat and sleep.

    46. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You appear to be completely unaware of the concept of permafrost. Northern Canada and Siberia are going to turn into an unimaginable morass, not grassland.

    47. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by pastafazou · · Score: 1

      Suddenly? I haven't seen a wave of new reservoirs sweeping across the nation in the recent past. I'd be willing to bet $5 this study was at least partially funded by a wind turbine manufacturer...

    48. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      A truth you can't live up to?

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    49. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by PPH · · Score: 1

      They are happy to walk around outside in a field and eat grass

      Not if the BLM has anything to say about it.

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    50. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plants get 'suddenly' flooded when the reservoir was filled. It can take years and years for all the plant matter to rot away.

      I don't know how big the effect is, but it has been known for a long time that this is a problem.

    51. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill all beavers.

    52. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They get warmer, but they don't get more light.......

    53. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry! Once Trump is elected the destruction of people will commence!

    54. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by laxguy · · Score: 1

      Yeah! Lets eat meat grown in a vat, but GMOs are WRONG!

    55. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

      Why can't we have "progressives" who are in favor of, you know, progress? We had them in Roosevelt's day, so why not now?

    56. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The alarmists consist of a very tiny percentage of human population so their demise would have negligible effect. But they have big mouths and they have the ear of the fellow Progressives in positions of power. Killing them all would be like killing all mosquitoes. A big relief to all of us annoyed by them.

    57. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll both be volunteering to lead by example then and off yourselves?

      Thought not.

      Ferret

    58. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever seen Hoover Dam? Then take a look at 100,000 beaver dams.

    59. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I live in the real world. I think you live in a fantasy where someone can wave a magic wand and everything will suddenly be okay.

    60. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The only way to save the planet is to get rid of all the people. (Emphasis added.)

      Not ALL of them. Just the first 3 to 5 billion you come across.

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    61. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Then don't pontificate about it, because you don't have a right to.

      And for what it's worth, I'm part of the crowd that's just going to wait for when the glaciers start growing again and the rhetoric goes back to what it was in the early 70's.

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    62. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

      Planet don't care. It's been happily spinning along for four thousand, five hundred and ninety-seven million years before the human race came along, and will be here for at least another four thousand million years after we are gone to join the dodo, the woolly mammoth, homo habilis, Australopithecus, the dinosaurs, the Arthropleura, the Cameroceras and the trilobite.

      The manner of our passing, or, indeed if the genus Homo lasts as long as, say Dinosauria, is a far more interesting question.

    63. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      We can sustain the current level of population with the standard of living of those in the US for the entire world indefinitely using current renewable technology. The problem is psychology and economics, not technology or population.

    64. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No just that people study garbage to detract from the fact that fossil fuels are not part of the normal carbon cycle.

      This could be categorised as reduction in vegetation which is a problem seeing there is less trapped carbon from the atmosphere, but otherwise I'm thinking crackpot science.

    65. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two unrelated posters going on about pontificating. Very enlightening!

    66. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Why can't we have "progressives" who are in favor of, you know, progress? We had them in Roosevelt's day, so why not now?

      For the same reasons we cannot have "liberals" who are in favor of, you know, liberty.

    67. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Fortunately my rights remain regardless of your opinion.

    68. Re: Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Entertaining is it?

    69. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't really matter. Ultimately the problem is people. The only way to save the planet is to get rid of all the people. People dam rivers, raise cows, run industry and just generally destroy the environment. I guess the planet is doomed. Enjoy it while it lasts.

      sed s/people/americans/

    70. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but being shamed for being a pontificating idiot is, well, what you feel.

      There's a word to describe you.

      Hypocrite.

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    71. Re:Is the implication that fresh water is bad? by Dr.+Crash · · Score: 1

      Submerging plants in drinking water reservoirs is doubleplusbad. Not because of the carbon emissions, but because the rotting plants will give the water a bad taste for fifty years or so.

      When the state of Massachusetts built the Quabbin reservoir in the 1930's, they did their level best to take out all of the wood and plants that would rot; clearcutting the forests, relocating, demolishing and carting, or burning farm buildings in place. Only the stone foundations remained. They even removed the railroad ties of rail lines. The result was a reservoir that is still the major reservoir of Boston to this day.

  2. Understood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But did they identify blah blah blah?

  3. EU as a country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Let's not get ahead of ourselves please; the EU is not a country.

    1. Re:EU as a country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Also, there seem to be three countries missing from the list. And why was the US put last in that list? It's #2. The list, in case anyone's wondering, is China, US, EU, India, Russia, Japan, Brazil (and then Indonesia, Mexico, Iran), in that order.

    2. Re:EU as a country by Talderas · · Score: 1

      I don't know, probably because the list of Brazil, China, EU, and US is alphabetized.

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      "Lack of speed can be overcome. In the worst case by patience." --Znork
    3. Re:EU as a country by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      EU is a confederation of independent states, just like the initial forming of The United States. It's not incorrect to group them together. But apparently it offends some Americans to see other countries work together.

  4. To hydro or not to hydro by CCarrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    To hydro, or not to hydro--that is the question:
    Whether 'tis nobler on the earth to suffer
    The slings and varied emissions of outrageous power generation
    Or to take arms against a sea of microbes
    And by opposing end them.

    --
    "I love animals! Some are cute, others are tasty, what's not to like?" - Betsy Schroeder, Jeopardy contestant
  5. Who was behind this? by Bomarc · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is so one sided, I'm surprise.. (well,maybe not) that it wasn't stopped earlier.
    From the article:

    "For one, when reservoirs are first flooded there’s organic matter in the soil and vegetation that can be converted by microbes into methane and carbon dioxide. Also, reservoirs because they are in line in rivers, they receive a lot of organic matter and organic sediment from upstream that can fuel the production of methane, carbon dioxide and nitrous oxide."

    Okay... these are not going to be an issue in a un-dammed river (or natural lake)?

    Harrison says that reservoirs also tend to occur in areas where fertilizers are used on the surrounding land. Runoff from those fertilizers into bodies of water can cause algal blooms that can also produce more methane and carbon dioxide.

    A level of being redundant... Okay... these are not going to be an issue in a un-dammed river? And ... they are going to blame reservoirs for non-associated (man caused) pollution?

    Someone is very anti-reservoirs (read pro coal/gas)

    1. Re: Who was behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Okay... these are not going to be an issue in a un-dammed river (or natural lake)?

      Rivers are very different than reservoirs when it comes to hydraulically shaped biological activity, so yes. Just check out any number of effects of human infrastructure on rivers like the Nile, the Tigris and Euphrates, the Yellow, the Thames, the Mississippi, etc.

      these are not going to be an issue in a un-dammed river? And ... they are going to blame reservoirs for non-associated (man caused) pollution?

      Blame? Try recognizing the impact of other actions that in turn contribute to a local effect.

      But yes, flow to the sea is also an issue. See marine dead zones for more.

    2. Re:Who was behind this? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Okay... these are not going to be an issue in a un-dammed river (or natural lake)?

      Clear Lake, California's largest and most inaccurately named naturally-formed lake, grew to its current size because a massive landslide closed off its egress. In that case, a natural lake will have had the same problem, yes. However, it is 480,000 years old. It now has other problems, entirely man-made ones like mercury contamination due to mining.

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    3. Re:Who was behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone is very anti-reservoirs (read pro coal/gas)
       
      False dichotomy, shit for brains. There's more than one renewable game in town and some are going to turn out to be better than others. You faggot motherfuckers who know how to do nothing but blame Big [whatever] for your life's problems are serious fucking cunts. How about you take on responsibility for your life and start looking at things with a critical eye?
       
      Just something to think about the next time you're getting fucked up the ass by some junkie.

    4. Re:Who was behind this? by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're totally right, Bomarc got it totally wrong! It's the (Big) nuclear lobby that wants hydro-power to be outlawed in favour of nuclear.

      --
      "Trump!!", the new Godwin.
    5. Re:Who was behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (read pro coal/gas)

      Nope. Read as solar fanboy

    6. Re:Who was behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Someone is very anti-reservoirs (read pro coal/gas)"

      There are plenty of other wingnut groups out there who will not be happy until all reservoirs are drained. Where the water storage and power replacements come from are not even factored into their zealotry. Of course, they're not afraid to use fear-mongering to reach their goals... just like every other special-interest group out there.

    7. Re:Who was behind this? by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

      Not pro coal/gas but rather militant luddite. Reservoirs and hydro power are a great way to store energy. If you are hell bent on using solar and wind at the expense of all other forms of energy, you have to find a way to store it so that it's available when you need it. Using the excess energy to pump water up into a reservoir is a great way to do this. The fact that there are people who want to bork this only goes to show that those people would be happier living 200 years ago. Ironically, these people won't move somewhere where the living is still that primitive.

    8. Re:Who was behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that the gasses these microbes are generating haven't been sequestered deep in the bowels of the earth for tens, or hundreds of thousands of years.

    9. Re:Who was behind this? by martinfb · · Score: 1

      I agree! This makes no sense as anything other than an attempt to insight another energy-wasting movement!

      Regardless of whether or not reservoirs contribute significant greenhouse gasses, we humans have a responsibility to devote fully adequate resources to mitigate threatening issues of any kind.

      And it starts with GOOD leadership and national policies. Like, for example, force NATO members to pay their fair share so we can reduce our military budget so we can channel more resources (i.e. money, ...) to programs that educate people and then implement those mitigations...

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      Self-importance and self-indulgence is the root of ALL evil.
  6. The carbon cycle by Xenna · · Score: 4, Insightful

    AFAIK co2 isn't bad in itself. Without co2 we'd have much more serious problems than we have now.

    The point is that the co2 equilibrium is disturbed by the fact that man dig or pumps up fossil fuels that have been stored for millions of years thereby adding co2 to the atmosphere.

    Burning wood, rotting vegetation, farting animals and bubbling reservoirs are part of the co2 balance already so are not the cause of the current problem.

    (This is how I understand it which - admittedly - isn't saying much)

    1. Re:The carbon cycle by mschuyler · · Score: 1

      Correct. In fact, CO2 just crossed the 400/ppm threshold, meaning we're all DOOMED! except for the fact that CO2 concentration was higher than that in the Jurassic and Triassic Periods at about 2000/ppm and has been as high as 5000/ppm. The Jurassic and Triassic was the Age of the Dinosaurs and had features such as bracken ferns as tall as trees because, you know, plants like CO2, so vegans should be happy.

      Even during several ice ages the CO2 content was higher than it is now BECAUSE CO2 isn't the real issue. That damned Sun is, so when you couple increased Sun output (by 4% compared to Way Back When (tm)) combined with CO2 the temp goes up. Imagine that--increased Sun output and the temp goes up. Who woulda thought?

      So all we need to do is turn down the Sun! Problem solved. Wusses!

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      How about a moderation of -1 pedantic.
    2. Re:The carbon cycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not entirely true. It's largely true of burning wood, although since the burning happens before the regrowing you still get a spike if some creature comes around that starts to willingly burn wood for fuel instead of leaving it to natural forest fires. Rotting vegetation under natural circumstances happens in balance with regrowing vegetation, but at the bottom of a newly created lake the regrowing doesn't happen, which releases carbon previously trapped in the system's cycle, and it happens through different processes resulting in more methane. The farting animals are a significant problem, mainly because we use particularly methane-heavy farters as livestock, although we could take it if we dealt with all the others I suppose. And most of the bubbling reservoir stories tend to be about carbon previously trapped, e.g. in permafrost, which is getting released faster as the temperature rises, which is obviously a big problem, since the part of cycle that cleans it up simply isn't there (yet).

      But yeah, fossil fuels are the big problem. But the CO2 put in the atmosphere by burning it causes temperature rises which have extra effects and occasionally our efforts to avoid burning fossil fuels might (as in this case) unexpectedly release CO2 in a different way. And if we cannot cut back we might need to cut back somewhere else, like if the rent rises we might have to cut back our party budget even though we could previously afford it without any problem.

    3. Re:The carbon cycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "400/ppm" (i.e., 400 per parts per million) doesn't make any sense. I think you meant "400ppm" (no slash).

    4. Re:The carbon cycle by zmooc · · Score: 1

      Obviously it's a matter of perspective, but I think you'd have to go to great lengths to consider CO2 not bad in itself. Look at any random planet that has a a lot of CO2 in its atmosphere. Venus comes to mind. It rains lead over there. Only very little CO2 is needed to turn our planet into an oven. The problem is not just that the equilibrium is disturbed; the problem is that humanity totally depends on an equilibrium that's almost indistuinguishable from there being no CO2 at all; even 400ppm (0.04%!) is a minute amount. We don't need an equilibrium, we need a lot less CO2.

      And while it is true that all biomass you mention is part of a balance that used to be, that balance is no longer. And we do not need a balance, we need to get rid of a humungous shitload of CO2. The simple fact that the particular CO2 that comes out of those reservoirs used to be part of a balance is completely irrelevant. Also, a LOT of the CO2 that used to be part of the biosphere anyway used to be in solid plant matter. And the thing is, it matters a lot where that C is. Carbon in plants is not a problem. CO2 in the atmosphere IS a problem. And while about 90% of the problematic CO2 levels is due to adding fossil C to the atmosphere, that's only part of the problem. The other 10% (or perhaps 20%, it's difficult to get a good number) of the problem is the conversion of biomass into CO2 by destroying what used to be nature. Chopping down forests is a good example and the the construction of reservoirs is another. Not only are we releasing lots of CO2 from the biomass that used to be somewhat locked in, we're also removing capacity for converting CO2 back into C.

      So I think you're wrong. Burning wood, rotting vegetation, farting animals and bubblings reservoirs are a major part of the problem. The balance you talk about used to involve not destroying nature. Now that we have destroyed a big part of nature, we cannot just go and claim that the extra atmosphere carbon that used to be locked in biomass is not a problem because it didn't come from deep underground.

      The sunrays that warm up our planet really do not care what the origin of the CO2 molecule that absorbed them was.

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      0x or or snor perron?!
    5. Re:The carbon cycle by Xenna · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the clarification.

  7. We should all just roll over and die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing we do is good.

    How about don't build cities in a fucking desert, like California.

    1. Re:We should all just roll over and die by Raisey-raison · · Score: 1

      Where should we building cities then? The population is rising and life expectancy is rising. People need to live somewhere. Unless we ban all immigration we need to build new homes every year.

  8. Once again, all electricity is bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wow, what a surprise. Once again, the EnvironmentaLuddites come out to announce yet another form of renewable energy is bad and evil. They hate wind because it kills "thousands" of birds, hate solar because it disorients birds, hydrothermal causes earthquakes, wave and tidal power kills fish, nuclear is the incarnation of Satan himself, and now, even though we're building dams to not kill migratory fish, they've found another reason why hydroelectric is evil. The greenies won't be happy until 90% if the population is dead and we're hunter-gatherers again.

  9. A very small effect by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The headline and summary makes it sound like it is a large effect. It's not.

    The estimate was 25% too low, and
    "All told, reservoirs used for everything from power to flood control to irrigation account for roughly 1.3 percent of our global carbon footprint, much higher than previous estimates."
    Wow. We're talking about a 1.3 percent contribution, and the original estimate was off by 25%.

    So, the original estimate undercounted greenhouse emissions by a little under half a percent.

    Some other sources:

    http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/whoops-dams-and-reservoirs-release-tons-greenhouse-gases-180960645/?no-ist

    http://gizmodo.com/scientists-just-discovered-a-major-new-source-of-carbon-1787222994

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    1. Re:A very small effect by pipingguy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "The headline and summary makes it sound like it is a large effect. It's not."

      You just summarized the entire Climate Change / Global Warming hysteria debacle.

  10. Red to be green by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

    I order to be green you must go red. No not be socialist silly commies, no red as in Mars. (Who do you think is causes most of our problems in the first place?) You can't damage the "environment" of a planet that doesn't have one. We can turn Earth back into wild life park and let all the wolves and tigers eat the dirty hippies stinking up the forests.

    1. Re:Red to be green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who do you think is causes most of our problems in the first place?

      The Martians? It must be because they want the water from our reservoirs to refill their canals.

  11. Not fossil carbon, no net change by nadaou · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This tired old argument again? It's been known for years, usually brought up as part of anti-hydro power campaigns typically funded by our pro-fossil fuel lobbying friends.

    While not good, this isn't really that bad. Consider for a moment why we call them fossil fuels. That is taking carbon which was long out of play and adding it into the system.

    With lakes dams and still rivers it is burping up atmospheric carbon which was already in play over the last decades or centuries anyway and wasn't neccesarily on track to be sequestered. That orgaic matter recently took the carbon out of the atmosphere, thus no net change to the amount of carbon in the system. If it comee up as methane that's not good for 125 years or so until it breaks down to CO2 again, but that pales in comparison to the effect of ancient carbon being added to the system.

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    I'm a peripheral visionary.
    1. Re:Not fossil carbon, no net change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All true. But still, at the point where we are now adding a ton of methane onto the atmosphere (instead of the CO2 it would have been on aerobic decomposition ore burning) is not good. The CO2 levels are high as it is, and the warming is already very noticeable. A 'temporary burp' might well defrost all the permafrost and that is *not good* (tm), because that *would* add a lot of carbon into the atmosphere which is not part of the fast cycle.

    2. Re:Not fossil carbon, no net change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, indeed. I mean, I live in Brazil, if someone has to know about issues with reservoirs, hydro power plants, and the lakes, it would be us. There is a reason why we remove almost all the wood and everything else *nowadays*. First, you remove the people and the animals, then you start the flood and remove the wood, then you remove the stragglers (animals *and* people), then you flood some more, very slowly, and keep rescuing animals (which will now run for high ground because there is simply no other way, and the high ground will be small islands, easing up on the rescue) and removing the last of the wood. Then, when the ground is gone, you let it fill at available rate.

      It still dumps a lot of CO2 over *a* *decade* (the process is *slow*), but it will do so at a much nicer rate than a typical large city, and it will take a decade for it to output the same CO2 any of the larger cities dump every year.

  12. Too late, we already put hydro in the good places by raymorris · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm not nearly as poetic as you, but:

    > To hydro, or not to hydro--that is the question

    That question was answered in the 1930s, 1940s, and 1950s. We did put hydroelectric dams in most of the places where geography makes it attractive to do so.

    There's a lot to be said good about hydro-electric, and some bad. Like nuclear, it provides steady, reliable, clean energy, and like nuclear a worst-case accident could be really bad. The collapse of the Banqiao hydroelectric dam killed about a quarter million people, for example.

    Differences between hydro and nuclear include:
    Political feasibility: until recently, it was fashionable in environmental circles to bash nuclear and promote hydro. That's changing.

    Scalablity/growth: As mentioned, most of the good hydro spots are already in use. New nuclear plants can be built in many places.

    Safety record: While both could theoretically cause many causalties in worst-case scenario, hydro actually does have such accidents occassionally, and a million people have actually been affected. Nuclear has had three pretty scary close calls, but nothing has actually happened like Banqaio etc have for hydro.

  13. Unforested tree stands are CO2 generators by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Have you seen the decay beneath an old growth canopy - it's simply a solid carpet of decay - producing CO2 and methane at an astronomical rate. And that doesn't even mention the amount of CO2 and methane produced by the billions of creatures wihch call the forest home. Old growth can't possibly expect to keep up with the CO2 generation, and does noting to ameliorate the methane production. What we need to do is completely deforest the planet and plant new, fast growth trees to both eliminate the forest floors and natural habitat for all the CO2 producing microbes and animals. That will eliminate much of the CO2 and methane production, and the new trees will soak up the CO2 at a much quicker rate. /s

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    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
  14. Kill all beavers! by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    It's those little bastards that taught us how to do this. The little anti-environmental vermin have been polluting the planet for millennia

    1. Re:Kill all beavers! by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Kill all beaver! It's those little bastards that taught us how to do this. The little anti-environmental vermin have been polluting the planet for millennia

      We did. The North American population was 60 million animals. There's something less than 12 million of them now. Most were dead by the 1830s.

    2. Re:Kill all beavers! by PPH · · Score: 2

      Eat a beaver for the environment!

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      Have gnu, will travel.
  15. Re:Too late, we already put hydro in the good plac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm absolutely not very informed on the subject, but surely Chernobyl can be called a wors't-case scenario type accident, no? That being said I personally stand behind nuclear and firmly believe all the nuclear bashing comes to benefit some special interests in particular and not so much the environment, quite the opposite.

  16. Re:Too late, we already put hydro in the good plac by bmo · · Score: 1, Funny

    wors't -case scenario

    What kind of scenario would this be, exactly?

    Sausages?

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  17. Unforested tree stands are CO2 NEUTRAL by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    Have you seen the decay beneath an old growth canopy - it's simply a solid carpet of decay - producing CO2 and methane at an astronomical rate.

    The material below the canopy that's decaying is, of course, returning to the atmosphere carbon that was removed from the atmosphere by the forest in the first place: net carbon emissions, zero.

    Old growth forests are, for the most part, very close to net carbon neutral.

    To remove carbon dioxide from the atmosphere, the biomass produced has to be sequestered.

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    1. Re:Unforested tree stands are CO2 NEUTRAL by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

      *snooty uptight asshole voice*The material below the canopy that's decaying is, of course, returning to the atmosphere carbon that was removed from the atmosphere by the forest in the first place: net carbon emissions, zero.

      Well chuckles, wat about the methane mentioned, which is 1000x more powerful as a greenhouse gas than CO2? CO2 is so ridiculously bad at being a greenhouse gas the average temperature hardly moved even as humanity doubled emissions.

      As stated the only solution is to scorch the forests.

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      "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    2. Re:Unforested tree stands are CO2 NEUTRAL by PPH · · Score: 1

      To remove carbon dioxide from the atmosphere, the biomass produced has to be sequestered.

      Roll the logging trucks.

      Grow young trees and cut them down before they die, fall down and rot (producing CO2 and methane).

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      Have gnu, will travel.
  18. I am very disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought 4x4 gigantic gas guzzling vehicles caused all this.

    Now you're saying the even indirect things humans do increases greenhouse gasses.

    Next time some human has some fucking idea he best stay at home and grunt by the fire instead lest the greenhouses burn the sky and drive ecomentalists even more crazy.

  19. I Wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder when the New York Times will "discover" Hillary's "Cigar Gate" and err her ... well ... you know ... a ... BFF of ... well ... another kind of ... err... gender.

    Ha ha

  20. Country, continent, union. by ledow · · Score: 1

    Why would you class "the EU" along with single countries?

    Does saying that the US pollutes more than any single first-world European country hurt for you?

    1. Re:Country, continent, union. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's more worrying that the submitter cannot tell the difference between 4 and 7.

    2. Re:Country, continent, union. by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      The countries that make up the EU report their emissions as one entity. There is a single goal that is set at the upper level after discussion between all of the country representatives and each country is free to meet that goal in a method that best suits the country. When going to climate talks all of the countries go but act under the EU authority.

  21. Let's just get rid of the people by melted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's just get rid of the people. They are clearly very bad for the environment, no matter what they do or don't do. And we have the technology to decimate the population in like half an hour, and cool down the earth as well through nuclear winter. How's that for problem solving?

    1. Re:Let's just get rid of the people by bazorg · · Score: 1

      How's that for problem solving?

      I think that the stock markets might crash if that happened.

    2. Re:Let's just get rid of the people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hay-- we are supposed to be taking in more 3rd worlders into industrial countries. Make them citizens and get them consuming mass amounts.
      Who cares if they blow some stuff up. whatever, consuming mass quantities is the real objective.

    3. Re:Let's just get rid of the people by sinij · · Score: 1

      I think that the stock markets might crash if that happened.

      Not if we do it correctly. If everyone is dead, but trading algorithms left running then likely markets will be sustained and our investments will be safe.

    4. Re:Let's just get rid of the people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you could start with some birth control to stem the exponential increase in world population.

      The worldwide left believes that we must suffer ever more austerity in order to convince god that like Job, we accept punishment gladly for the glory of god, so that she will stop the global warming.

      Alas, no amount of austerity will ever keep up with exponential population growth.

      But, no worries -- nature bats last. Eventually, floods, famines, epidemics, and seven other pestilences perhaps not yet imagined will bring the human population back into equilibrium with the planet, and everyone can flush their toilet once a month without guilt.

    5. Re:Let's just get rid of the people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet... lets get rid of all the climate change morons as quickly and efficiently.. ovens seem too slow so maybe we just poison the water at the major University's, and end the babble and propaganda all in one fell swoop! Then let's go after the lawyers....

  22. Fresh Water = Bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gotta get rid of fresh water.

    That's the next big thing.

  23. Chernobyl 60 people. Could be worse by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Certainly Chernobyl is the worst nuclear accident that has ever happened.

    About 60 people died due to exposure after Chernobyl. Compare 300 for a plane crash. It's estimated that due to increased cancer risk another 4,000 might eventually die sooner than they otherwise would have. I don't think that's the worst-case scenario that scares some people. I think they are worried about something that has never happened, but theoretically could with older reactor designs.

  24. The ADL has spoken on the subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dams and reservoirs are now officially hate symbols

  25. Going green is going to kill us all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Going green is going to kill us all. We go for the green projects with wreckless abandon, then realize that they cost about 100 times as much as what we were promised, and are far less reliable. We see wind farms that don't 'blend in' with other farms, but rather offer a blight on the landscape. We see arrays of solar panels placed carefully on arable land (food or power, but not both). There was a massive sheet of ice over North America. Not millions of years ago, but about 6000 years ago. It was massive, and melted out, and when the melt water spilled into the ocean, it caused huge tidal waves and massive flooding near what was then the seashore. There are entries in the human record plus archaeological and geological evidence to back this up (Google Lake Agassiz). So... all this ice melted. And not a single internal combustion engine to blame. And why did the climate change? No one knows. And now we see the climate changing. And we are blaming internal combustion engines. How do we know they are to blame? If we all stop using internal combustion engines, will the climate stop changing, or will it continue? If it doesn't, the easy answer "too late", the not-so-easy answer is "we were just guessing anyway". Pundits will yelp "40 million scientists agree", and 150 years ago all the worlds scientists agreed that you would die if you went more than 30 miles per hour "the human body won't survive it". I'm not a 'denier', I'm just a skeptic. The science is spurious. There is no cause-effect relationship in any of the studies. NOT ONE!

  26. Environmentalists Are Like Ex-Wives by sycodon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not matter what alternative you offer them, they will find a problem with it and reject it.

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    When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
  27. Wetlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does this mean that draining all those malarial swamps...er, wetlands...since colonial times was actually a good environmental policy all along?

  28. The insanity of eco freaks on display by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Natural reservoirs [aka LAKES and ponds] are fine, but the man-made version are threats to the planet!

    Sorta like naturally genetically modified foods [aka plants and animals that EVOLVED] are fine, but the man made versions are hyper-dangerous!

    Natural waste [bear poop, dead plants, dead animals etc] is fine, but man-made versions are destroying the planet!

    Natural burning [massive wildfires in California etc] is fine, but man-made fire produces CO2 and is a threat to the planet!

    This list of stuff the tree-huggers are fine with when nature does it, but which they shriek about when man does it is seemingly endless. The real joke is that these same people usually insist that man is just another evolved animal, which should mean that man is just another part of nature...

    Total insanity

  29. um, CARBON CYCLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody is making or destroying carbon.

    Who cares if it's "fossil carbon"? Carbon from a dead tree (or animal) that has fallen and is rotting on the forest floor is in no way different from carbon trapped in a pool of goo deep within the earth which began as a tree (or animal) that fell and died a million years ago. The one is just taking more time to get back to the surface and get back into the air before being re-ingested into a living plant, then possibly ending up in a decaying plant, or in a plant being digested in an animal, or once again rotting on a forest floor. The time it takes for an atom of carbon to move through the full cycle is of no net importance. No more carbon is being added to or removed from the total system. Carbon is without morals. There is no "good" carbon or "bad" carbon. Carbon is an element without which life on Earth would be impossible.

    Good grief! It starts to appear than nobody is getting even a basic education anymore in REAL subjects and that many are instead being indoctrinated into brain-dead political ideologies.

    1. Re:um, CARBON CYCLE by nadaou · · Score: 2

      Nobody is making or destroying carbon.

      Who cares if it's "fossil carbon"? Carbon from a dead tree (or animal) that has fallen and is rotting on the forest floor is in no way different from carbon trapped in a pool of goo deep within the earth which began as a tree (or animal) that fell and died a million years ago.

      There are two carbon cycles. The atmosphere-lithosphere quick turn-around one, and the larger much slower one which includes that plus the crust and upper mantle.

      Time scales and orders of magnitude matter. In the last 200 years we've increased the amount of atmospheric carbon by about 40% and the acidity of the ocean by about 30%. In 100 million years time the carbon cycle will be back in balance, but in 500 years it will be experiencing a major wobble. That major wobble may cause enough problems to destroy our civilization one way or another. Let's avoid that, eh?

      It's not about saving the Earth, the Earth will be just fine. It's about saving our civilization and a large percentage of the species on the planet.

      Good grief! It starts to appear than nobody is getting even a basic education anymore in REAL subjects and that many are instead being indoctrinated into brain-dead political ideologies.

      I can tell you about subduction and the major forms of carbon-silicates in the Earth's mantle if you want me to, but I'm guessing you don't.

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    2. Re:um, CARBON CYCLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Earth will be just fine. It's about saving our civilization and a large percentage of the species on the planet."

      Yes, earth will be fine. Roughly 99.9% of species that have ever lived on earth are now extinct. What's so special about those which are currently alive?
      I'd rather see the destruction of our civilization than an acceleration of the current trend toward authoritarianism. The environmental movement is about micro-management of individual behavior, as if we don't have enough of that now.

    3. Re:um, CARBON CYCLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are not two separate cycles, just two alternate paths in the same cycle. The time it takes for the carbon to cycle is meaningless for anything other than academic screeds.

      The point is that carbon is a basic element that is neither being created nor destroyed in these processes. Life on Earth is impossible without carbon, yet the eco-freaks are hell-bent of convincing people that carbon is a toxic pollutant, that must be controlled/cleaned-up/etc - anything that will cause people to be willing to subject themselves to more taxation and regulation and to cede more control to "experts" in government who promise to save them from a non-disaster that is not going to happen anyway.

      It matters not one bit to the planet WHERE an atom of carbon is at any moment, whether in a drop of oil, or in a live tree, or in a human being or bound to a pair of oxygen atoms. Sooner of later that carbon atom will be moved through the cycle. The location of that carbon atom does not really even matter to "life" on Earth. If that carbon is in the atmosphere things may get warmer, if in the ground things may get cooler, but all life on Earth arose in a toxic primordial stew and evolved from there into the incredible biodiversity we have today, so there is precedent that life will "find a way" no matter how many things die off or how toxic the planet might become. It's simply irrational, and even "speciesist" to worry about these things if you believe in science and evolution.

  30. Global warming is going to wipe us out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, humanity flourishes because of this thing called "tech-no-lo-gy". But in order to stop climatic change from decimating humanity, I'm afraid the only thing for it is to decimate humanity. Everybody kill themselves. We'll start by asking for volunteers. C'mon, don't be shy.

  31. Vote YES on prop #432 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vote to remove all Reservoirs in the state of CA and not consume resources that come from Reservoirs.

  32. But.. wetlands by h8sg8s · · Score: 1

    By this same argument wetlands (swamps, estuaries, ponds, etc) are major polluters. Just more clickbait as 'science'.

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  33. obvious bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is nothing but anti-hydropower propaganda. Probably funded by fossil fuel interests.

    Go stand next to a man-made reservoir. Then stand near a fossil fuel power plant. Then you tell me which pollutes more.

    Hint: some people will pay extra to live in a house next to a reservoir. Whereas houses near fossil power plants are dirt cheap, because absolutely no one thinks that's a good place to live.

  34. Re: Too late, we already put hydro in the good pla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. Chernobyl was not even close to a worst-case nuclear disaster.

  35. more co2 is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually the earth was starved of co2 until we started to emit this excellent fertilizer.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-36130346
    http://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2016/carbon-dioxide-fertilization-greening-earth

  36. Lakes are bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And these are different from other swampy lakes how?
    Or is this just another power grab to stop making reservoirs?

  37. 'scientists' and Scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are Scientists, people who - in a few words - practice science, really work, trying to better the world (including themselves, being part of the world).

    And then there are "scientists", people who (usually) know a few or more politicians. This kind can be observed spending most of their time writing and publishing ominous-sounding papers for money (usually to divert the funding that *should* go to Scientists into their own pockets, or their bosses').
    Most of them are very good communicators, a bit like lawyers. Just as good with words, and just as untrustworthy.

    If you don't see which type has been at work here, Slashdot may not be the right place for you.

  38. Possibly offset by other water management efforts by MooseTick · · Score: 1

    Before the 1940s, Mississippi used to have horrible flooding problems whenever the Mississippi River got high. That effectively caused the same problems reservoirs cause today. That has been fixed with a series of levies and reservoirs.

    Also, at some point reservoirs become semi-natural lakes. That organic matter rots and they are like any other lake. Its not like they keep emitting greenhouse gasses forever.

  39. Waiting for.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the day we hear a loud POP!!! as the climate fear bullshit crowd pull their collective heads out of their asses and wake the hell up... That or the day that they have given all their money to the various consortia that are happily collecting taxes and contributions from the head up their ass crowd because they can... morons...

  40. I have an idea where to start. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we start with the deplorables? Pretty please?

  41. I don't buy that by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

    The greenhouse gas forming from flooding the land is a one-time effect after the flooding. And the organic material that is deposited from the river would have went into the ocean otherwise, where it would also rot and form greenhouse gases. The reservoirs just change the location of this greenhouse gas generation, not the amount.

  42. Re: Too late, we already put hydro in the good pla by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    A full meltdown and containment failure is the worst case. The only worse it could get is some of the theoretical failure modes that haven't been seen, and are considered impossible. Perhaps the material melts down to a critical mass, and explodes like a nuclear reactor? Perhaps the core melts down to the point it is self-sustaining, and melts to the core of the earth, and the Earth becomes a star, self-sustaining fission rather than fusion, lasting forever, like the Door to Hell as a drilling worst-case.

    But excluding the impossible theoretical exercises, Chernobyl seems like a reasonable worst-case scenario.

  43. EU? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when did the EU become a country?

  44. So, in other words, it's carbon neutral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it's basically carbon neutral, since all the CO2 these plants absorbed in their lifetime is simply being released back into the atmosphere, right?

    Or are these they type of plants that pull ancient carbon out of the earth's crust and inject it back into our atmosphere?

    1. Re:So, in other words, it's carbon neutral by slashrio · · Score: 1

      First: what do you mean by 'it'?
      2nd: With 'carbon neutral', I think people do mean: CO2 neutral.
      3rd: Methane is a gass which contains carbon. So, if 'carbon neutral' means 'CO2 neutral' then no, anaerobic digestion is not 'carbon neutral' because part of the carbon is going into making methane.

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