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Samsung's Galaxy Note 7 Recall Is an Environmental Travesty (vice.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Motherboard: Lost in the hype about Samsung permanently pulling the plug on its exploding phone is this: The failure of the Galaxy Note 7 is an environmental tragedy, regardless of what Samsung decides will happen to the 2.5 million devices it manufactured. Early Tuesday morning, Samsung announced it has permanently discontinued and stopped promoting the Galaxy Note 7, and has asked its customers to return their devices for a refund or exchange. A Samsung spokesperson told me the phones will not be repaired, refurbished, or resold ever again: "We have a process in place to safely dispose of the phones," the company said. There are two main things to consider here: First, though smartphones weigh less than a pound, it was estimated in 2013 by the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers estimated that it takes roughly 165 pounds of raw mined materials to make the average cell phone, a number that is certainly higher for the Note 7, being both one of the largest and most advanced smartphones phones ever created. Second, much of that mined material is going to be immediately lost. This is because we are terrible at recycling smartphones -- of the 50-or-so elements that are in a Galaxy Note 7, we can only recover about a dozen of them through recycling. Lost are most of the rare earth elements, which are generally the most environmentally destructive and human labor-intensive to mine. This loss of material is why smartphones are not usually recycled even several years into their lifespans -- they are refurbished and resold to cell phone insurance companies and customers in developing markets. This is because the recoverable elements within any given smartphone are only worth a couple bucks; it is far more environmentally sustainable and more profitable to extend the life of a smartphone than it is to disassemble it and turn it into something else. There is a potential silver lining here: Just as oil spills give scientists an opportunity to try out new cleanup techniques, a large-scale smartphone recall may allow us to learn more about how to recycle smartphones.

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  1. Environmental Wack Job by frovingslosh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh you environmental wack jobs. Next you'll be saying that maybe sending out asbestos lined boxes to return the phones wasn't a good idea.

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    1. Re:Environmental Wack Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, asbestos isn't too big of a deal in most forms and/or infrequent exposure. It's when you start playing with the stuff like it's cotton candy and breathing it in in particulate form that things really go south. In most likeliness you're exposed to asbestos a few times a day with no clue that it's there but is allowed to be "grandfathered" in to building codes and such since the risks to human beings in many forms is minimal.

      Most peoples' reaction to asbestos is about as reasonable as if you sued everyone you passed walking down the street smoking a cigarette with potentially causing you cancer.

    2. Re:Environmental Wack Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have to hand it to Samsung, they handled this entire situation extremely well. Most other companies would have kept trying to push their deathtrap devices (*cough* PowerBook hibachi *cough* iPod bomb *cough* iPhone bonfire *cough*), but Samsung did not hesitate to recall and pull the plug despite the fact that even with extensive testing, their techs could not make a Note 7 burst into flames.

      Although the product was a complete flop, Samsung has shown flawless customer service and for that I will forever be a customer of theirs.

    3. Re: Environmental Wack Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could have avoided this whole thing by keeping user replaceable batteries , then people could simply swap out for a new battery. Instead they had to copy apple.

    4. Re: Environmental Wack Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wouldn't have helped. Samsung did initially ship updated Note 7 devices with a different battery but there were still reports of them catching fire. The issue is in the design of the phone itself.

    5. Re:Environmental Wack Job by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

      ...Samsung has shown flawless customer service and for that I will forever be a customer of theirs.

      Yup! All those people who bought Samsung smart TV's, only to have adverts served up to them after new firmware was pushed out, sure got 'serviced' - just as a heifer is serviced by a bull.

      Yes, Samsung handled this disaster as well as could be expected; maybe they had savvy advice, and maybe they got lucky. In either case, they sure didn't do it because it was right or honourable - they did it to save face and to minimize the number of lawsuits. If they could have done a GM-style cover-up I'm sure they would have, but the problem was too public and too obvious. As far as I'm concerned Samsung is a total shit company, (just like Sony), and I will never again buy any of their products.

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    6. Re: Environmental Wack Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could have avoided this whole thing by keeping user replaceable batteries , then people could simply swap out for a new battery. Instead they had to copy apple.

      Great, the problem is that it is just as likely that the problem is with overheating in nearby parts, or possibly some problem with the parts used for charging.
      Changing the battery would only solve the issue if the problem is within the actual battery.

    7. Re:Environmental Wack Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup! All those people who bought Samsung smart TV's, only to have adverts served up to them after new firmware was pushed out, sure got 'serviced' - just as a heifer is serviced by a bull.

      Keep making up shit. Maybe one day it will be true, but not today.

      Yes, Samsung handled this disaster as well as could be expected; maybe they had savvy advice, and maybe they got lucky. In either case, they sure didn't do it because it was right or honourable - they did it to save face and to minimize the number of lawsuits. If they could have done a GM-style cover-up I'm sure they would have, but the problem was too public and too obvious. As far as I'm concerned Samsung is a total shit company, (just like Sony), and I will never again buy any of their products.

      LOL! Yeah right. They could have easily gotten away with a cover up, but instead they did the right thing and they did it immediately. Keep crying kid.

    8. Re:Environmental Wack Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the Netherlands, where the use of asbestos was completely banned well over twenty years ago, asbestos abatement and waste processing are regulated extremely tightly and asbestos does not naturally occur in the soil, the outdoor air still contains dozens of asbestos fibres per cubic metre on average, all due to the spread from prior use, the natural occurrence of small amounts of asbestos in minerals and undetected asbestos containing materials in buildings being demolished. The same is probably true in many countries, more so where bans are more recent or less strict, or where the abatement is not regulated to the same extent. That being said, in the 1970s and 1980s (when car brake linings containing asbestos were still common), outdoor asbestos levels in urban areas were commonly hundreds or thousands of times current extrema. Yet well over 90% of people who get asbestos-caused illness have worked with it daily for extended periods, typically without sufficient or even any protection, or were near other people working with asbestos daily.

      Asbestos is dangerous stuff and every fibre breathed in presents a risk of getting a very nasty and deadly disease. However, that risk only becomes significant after serious long-term exposure. It is prudent to take care to minimise exposure as much as possible, but some degree is unavoidable (typically, every breath contains a few fibres) and overreaction in the media over the mere presence of asbestos in a building, often not even releasing a measurable number of fibres, is unwarranted. The health risks are completely negligible compared to many risks that are completely ignored.

  2. Environmental solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody makes or gets any more phones, from any company.

    All of them have environmental impact from manufacturing and disposal.

    Are we going to be logically consistent, or are we going for the web site clicks and/or "rent seeking" of being where Samsung sends the "environmental penalty checks"?

    1. Re:Environmental solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. It's 100% certain that all of these would have ended in a landfill in 5 years anyway. This just moved up the date a few years.

    2. Re:Environmental solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But now, for every Note7 thrown into a landfill, there will be a replacement phone sitting in a landfill a few years from now. So the impact has roughly doubled for the millions of Note7 phones (assuming they will be thrown into a landfill...dont know that)

    3. Re: Environmental solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That replacement phone was already made.

  3. Obviously needs to change by iampiti · · Score: 2

    We have to find a way to make recycling of electronics profitable. It's a disaster that so many millions of electronic devices are discarded each year without recovering most of their materials.
    Specially bad is in the case of the smartphones which most people replace within two years and have experienced huge growth in the last few years. Nowadays fewer and fewer PCs are built and people keep them for much longer than before. I hope that smartphones go in that direction too although I'm not optimistic about that since in my experience they seem to fail much earlier than PCs

    1. Re:Obviously needs to change by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Why do they need to recycle them?

      Once they find the root cause, they can come up with a process to refurbish the Note 7 stock and then quietly sell them as refurbs while they iterate to the Note 8 or whatever they want to call it... maybe skip straight to 10!

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    2. Re:Obviously needs to change by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Y'know, you'd think from TFA that we're awash in a sea of smart-phones/tablets in landfills.

      So, assuming all 100M+ Galaxy S4's were in landfills, with absolutely nothing recycled, we'd have a landfill with 13Mg of smartphones. Which is less than 20% of the annual debris produced mining aluminum (aluminium for you Brits).

      And that pales to insignificance beside the debris produced annually by coal mining, much less burning the coal. Or making steel with it....

      Note that that entire run of S4's amounts to only a cube only 25m on a side. Assuming NONE of it was recycled.

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    3. Re:Obviously needs to change by sjames · · Score: 1

      Standardizing parts would help a lot. In this case, for example, it's a lot of screens and such that have nothing to do with the problem that SHOULD be going into the spare parts bins for repairs.

    4. Re:Obviously needs to change by iampiti · · Score: 1

      I was talking about recycling of electronics in general. If they can find a way to repair the Note 7s, great.

    5. Re:Obviously needs to change by iampiti · · Score: 1

      Reclycing the phones doesn't preclude doing the same with other industries.

    6. Re:Obviously needs to change by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      We can make recycling more profitable in an instant - simply raise the prices of raw materials 10 fold. Just a wee little political problem. President Trump will get right on it, I'm sure.

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    7. Re:Obviously needs to change by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Simple- just take the lump of polonium out of them.

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    8. Re:Obviously needs to change by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 2

      Re: Recycling electronics needs to become profitable

      That's an extremely capitalistic take on the issue. An equally capitalistic take would be that recycling needs to be cheaper than sourcing materials from the ground. I'm not really for or against either.

      A better approach would be something along the lines of Apple's LIAM, where the philosophy is simply that old phones need to be recycled so that future manufacturing can be sustained if resources become unavailable or scarce.

    9. Re:Obviously needs to change by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      The root cause could be it is bad by design

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    10. Re:Obviously needs to change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100M phones divided into 25m cube (25m x 25m x 25m) = 156 cm-cubed. Galaxy s4 dimensions are 136.6 x 69.8 x 7.9 mm which makes it a 761 cm-cubed. YOu are off by a factor of 5. Not a bad way to visualize it though.

    11. Re:Obviously needs to change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just give them to third world countries where they can use both phones and fire starters.

    12. Re:Obviously needs to change by Gussington · · Score: 1

      Which is less than 20% of the annual debris produced mining aluminum (aluminium for you Brits).

      And everyone else who isn't American...

    13. Re:Obviously needs to change by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I say a MUCH better solution would be to force the OS and handset OEMs to completely open the drivers and OSes so they can continue to be supported.

      Lets face it most of the phones made in the last couple of years could last a long time IF their operating systems could be upgraded...but they can't, and since no security patches will be coming to those systems its into the trash they go. Even most cheap phones today have quad cores with a Gb of RAM so running a newer version of Android wouldn't be an issue but the vast majority? Will never see any updates and you can't even download a ROM because its not one of the handful of big name phones that the modding community supports.

      I know that there are several phones I had in the past I would have happily held onto longer if only I could get an updated OS but with so much malware targeting smartphones these days? Its just not wise to keep an out of date phone. If the drivers had to be open, so it would be trivial to support and people knew they could keep their phone and just get the new OS if they wanted? I have a feeling a lot of these phones wouldn't be ending up in a junk drawer or a landfill.

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    14. Re:Obviously needs to change by Jason1729 · · Score: 2

      Using your numbers, that's 75.32 cm-cubed per s4. Not sure where you learned arithmetic but you need to ask for a refund.

    15. Re:Obviously needs to change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have to find a way to make recycling of electronics profitable. It's a disaster that so many millions of electronic devices are discarded each year without recovering most of their materials.

      Or, you can make them EASY TO REPAIR (or at the very least, not extremely difficult to repair by design).

      Apple and many other companies deliberately make it hard to repair their products, which means that you will have to buy a new one when they fail.

      Repairing is far, far cheaper (and greener) than recycling.

    16. Re: Obviously needs to change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right because you are going to buy a phone whose price just went up 6 - 10 times while you leave the people who actually solve problems to figure out how to make something less burdensome. You are the worst of the worst, you can't figure it out but you would rather others suffered to come up with a solution in a staged crisis. Crisis does lead to innovation, but why stop there, why not threaten to murder a research teams family until they cure cancer or just tax gasoline at 10x the rate until car companies stop selling gasoline or diesel vehicles. You make me sick. You want others to solve your PERCIEVED problems for you by force rather than finding a way to do it yourself or even helping others without a threat.

    17. Re:Obviously needs to change by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Right. So somebody can continue to supply OS updates to phones that are regularly catching on fire. The problem is that Samsung made a lot of phones that are physically dangerous, and doesn't have a good way to recycle them, not that the OS is getting old.

      There's lots of legalities involved in opening up code, and it wouldn't do much good. Updating the OSes would happen to a few phones, but it would be a lot of work and few people would pay for it. Sometimes people just like their old phones and would pay money to replace them with something similar, but people who hang on to their old phones tend not to be big spenders, and there's not much profit in trying to do things for them.

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  4. Or, you know... by pushing-robot · · Score: 2

    Use them for VR, turn them into SBCs, sell them as USB-powered dev kits... there's plenty of uses for such a marvel of technology that do not require an onboard battery.

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    1. Re:Or, you know... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Or just rework them into slightly less sleek phones. Unless Samsung somehow managed to build phones that curse and doom any Li-ion cell connected to them; they'll be fine if they accept a somewhat thicker phone that allows them to use a slightly less power dense, but better tested, battery and offer it a bit more protection. It'd be uglier, and they'd have to design a new backplate and pay for the labor to rework them; but the battery isn't deeply buried; and the hardware is otherwise top of the line, so even an uglified version would probably beat up on competing midrange models; while still selling for enough money to be worth more than scrapping the thing.

    2. Re:Or, you know... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Use them to power in-store advertising displays (sans battery) or kiosks. Tablet devices being used for this purpose already and their screen is almost as large.

    3. Re:Or, you know... by by+(1706743) · · Score: 1

      A beowulf cluster, perhaps...

    4. Re:Or, you know... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      And that would pass legal muster? Can you just imagine what the VP of marketing would think of this?

      While this is a perfectly reasonable technical solution, the Spreadsheet Folks are just going to say bury the damned things, fire a few people and get on with it.

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    5. Re:Or, you know... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      What, for fire sales?

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    6. Re:Or, you know... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      If you remove the battery and power by AC adapter.

    7. Re:Or, you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remove the battery?

      HAAAA-hahahahahahahahaha!!

      (Wait, is this one of the handful of modern phones that has a removable battery?)

    8. Re:Or, you know... by stooo · · Score: 1

      All modern phones have a removable battery.
      But don't expect to reuse the phone or the battery after that !

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    9. Re:Or, you know... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I strongly suspect that such a product wouldn't go out through the same channels as the product that Samsung is actually proud of; but I have encountered various 'de-branded' hardware items where the item didn't pass muster with its actual vendor for whatever reason(maybe a refurb, maybe a product line that got killed, I don't know what goes on behind the scenes, though I'd be quite interested to) and it ends up having some anonymous packaging and an inferior warranty slapped on it, with a correspondingly lower price tag.

      At least in the case of HP, the practice is common enough that the de-brand has its own 'brand': the circle/globe symbol you see on the bottom left of the front panel of this computer(chose the first example I could find, not an affiliate link, no specific endorsement implied).

      I wouldn't expect the result of this reworking to be branded as a 'Galaxy Note' anything; quite possibly have all mention of Samsung scrubbed, bootsplash replaced, etc. but the smartphone market is big and price sensitive(especially 'emerging markets') and Samsung is going to be sitting on hundreds of thousands of perfectly good, high end, logic boards and screens. I wouldn't be at all surprised if the deal requires that whoever ends up reselling them make absolutely no mention of Samsung; but a high end touchscreen and top of the line Qualcomm SoC, assembled and ready to go; are worth so much more as the basis for a rework than as scrap that they'd have to be really, really, touchy to just send them to the grinder.

    10. Re:Or, you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most modern phones with "non-replaceable" batteries actually have plug connectors for the battery. They are fully replaceable without damaging the phone or the battery if a little care is taken. The Note 7 battery is just held in place with standard philips screws and a bit of adhesive.

      Apple is probably the only company that goes out of their way to make disassembly of their phones impossible, but at least they aren't doing the old scummy trick that Commodore used to do with their power supplies and filling the entire empty space with glue.

    11. Re:Or, you know... by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      I used to buy surplus electronics for hobby stuff all the time.

      I once bought a case of animated christmas light strings that would overheat and catch on fire. They'd snipped off all the power transformers so you'd at least have to know something to power them up. I replaced the transistors on the controller with higher power ones and they work beautifully.

  5. really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    the rate we purchase new phones, when the ones we have already are more than adequate, is a bigger travesty. so the note 7 had an accelerated eol, i think if people should be more concerned with the motto we learned when we were young, reduce/reuse/recycle, and actually do that instead of "oh new shiny, must get" fucking people

    1. Re:really by chipschap · · Score: 1

      the rate we purchase new phones, when the ones we have already are more than adequate, is a bigger travesty. so the note 7 had an accelerated eol, i think if people should be more concerned with the motto we learned when we were young, reduce/reuse/recycle, and actually do that instead of "oh new shiny, must get" fucking people

      Now there's the answer, it seems: Use the things longer. You don't need a new phone every year. Oooh ... iPhone 7 .... gotta have it .... until the iPhone 8 comes out 12 months later.

      Keep them until they wear out. Yes, there's an issue with limited recharging cycles ... but replaceable batteries should be the norm. Yes, there's an issue with software updates .... vendors need to be more responsible about that.

    2. Re:really by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Nexus 5X - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      First released October 22, 2015; 11 months ago
      Discontinued October 4, 2016

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    3. Re:really by DRJlaw · · Score: 2

      the rate we purchase new phones, when the ones we have already are more than adequate, is a bigger travesty. so the note 7 had an accelerated eol, i think if people should be more concerned with the motto we learned when we were young, reduce/reuse/recycle, and actually do that instead of "oh new shiny, must get" fucking people

      Now there's the answer, it seems: Use the things longer. You don't need a new phone every year. Oooh ... iPhone 7 .... gotta have it .... until the iPhone 8 comes out 12 months later.

      Keep them until they wear out. Yes, there's an issue with limited recharging cycles ... but replaceable batteries should be the norm. Yes, there's an issue with software updates .... vendors need to be more responsible about that.

      Facts be damned. First, the iPhone doesn't change major versions every 12 months, but rather every 24 months. Second, if you take decent care of your phone, it will not "wear out" before an amount of time has elapsed where virtually everyone will agree that it is functionally obsolete (e.g., my iPhone 4 that is now used as a glorified iPod and still going strong). Third, there's a secondary market for functioning non-obsolete phones; Gazelle is not offering $50 for good condition iPhone 5 16GB units (now up to 4 years old) only to landfill them or scrap them for $5 in recoverable materials.

      Buy a new phone when you want a new phone. Someone will buy your old phone because they don't want to buy a new phone, just as I buy used cars because I don't want to buy a new car. Only a moron would think that Samsung's environmental problems in removing spontaneously combusting phones from the market are remotely analogous to the environmental impact of someone flipping a one or two year old telephone into the used market. Secondary buyers "deserve" flagship-type phones as much as the original buyers; many are simply willing to wait for them to become used.

      Dollars to donuts I can find something you do that seems wasteful, unnecessary, and irresponsible. Just like you two have with phone upgrades. Odds are even better that it has a higher environmental impact, like your house in the suburbs, your two hour commute, or your air conditioning. You're not going to like those answers...

    4. Re:really by tlambert · · Score: 1

      Yes, there's an issue with software updates .... vendors need to be more responsible about that.

      Vendors are. Cell carriers aren't. Without a new shiny, how are they supposed to lock you into a new contract for another 18 months, until the next new shiny comes out?

      Everything is predicated on locking a customer into your business, in order to reduce customer acquisition costs. It costs a heck of a lot more to acquire a customer than it does to lock them into a contract so you can retain them.

      Without this aspect of the business model, both your cell phone costs and your service costs go up. The phone costs go up because they are no longer subsidized, and the service costs go up because they can't amortize the customer acquisition across an average of 5-7 years, and instead have to worry about the customer leaving.

      The entire telephone company service model has always been about charging based on circuit switching points, and charging for long distance. Now that everyone is using cell phones, they can't do that any more, and have moved to packet switched networks. But in order to maintain their profit margin, they've had to push the costs off to other areas.

      In case you care, most of the costs come from federally mandated rural service. If the telephone companies didn't have to provide service so that when someone in a rural area was having a heart attack, they didn't just conveniently die, and not be in a rural area any more, they could vastly reduce their infrastructure costs.

      Most of the rest of the world (certainly Europe) doesn't seem to realize that the U.S. has about 180,000,000 people who do *not* live within 50 miles of a coastline. Unlike the U.K., where *everyone* lives within 50 miles of a coastline. The U.S. is *big*.

    5. Re:really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't European countries with lower population densities than the US (e.g. Sweden, Finland, Norway) have this problem? They have low rates, excellent coverage and nothing like the US carrier lock-in system.

  6. Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The saddest part about this rag's hackjob isn't that it's necessarily false; just that it uses the environmental concerns of electronics as a club for fanboy-on-fanboy shitflinging clicks.

  7. Drop in a bucket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The failure of the Galaxy Note 7 is an environmental tragedy, regardless of what Samsung decides will happen to the 2.5 million devices it manufactured.

    Some vague googling gave me this: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/28/billion-smartphones_n_4679082.html

    Research firm IDC said that Samsung was the world's biggest producer of smartphones, having sold 31.3% of the 1.004 billion smartphones shipped worldwide.

    It's a rounding error.

  8. New Mexico? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they can "store" them right next to all of those ET cartridges in New Mexico.

    1. Re:New Mexico? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Perhaps they can "store" them right next to all of those ET cartridges in New Mexico.

      "Aaah, ET now phone home ... *BOOM*

  9. Offshore the recycling by MooseTick · · Score: 2

    If they aggregate millions of identical phones and ship them by the pallet load to India/China/CheapLaborVille, I suspect it can become economical to recycle most of the goods. This is especially true if the people doing it aren't concerned with pesky OSHA type regulations from an overbearing government concerned with foolish things like employee health.

    1. Re:Offshore the recycling by srw · · Score: 1

      Then, suddenly, I will be able to buy cheap Galaxy Note 7s on Aliexpress?

  10. Re:Checking the gauges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 True

  11. It's scary that they can't figure out the cause. by ZorinLynx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The fact that they can't determine why these phones are going up in smoke is scary. In a way it's understandable; the ones that do end up exploding burn up so there's no system logs or other evidence that could be checked to determine the cause.

    And don't think that we are immune if we use non-Samsung phones. It's probably only a matter of time before Apple, LG, or some other manufacturer has a similar problem, and also can't figure it out because of the total destruction involved. A lot of energy density is being packed into a tiny space.

  12. So, what does happen in a case like this? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    I'd be curious to know what will actually happen in this case.

    Clearly Samsung can't sell these as-is anymore; but by all reports the problem is with the battery(or possibly with the case not protecting the battery properly); not the logic board or the screen. Given that, it seems crazy to be talking about recycling them(even if we had nearly perfect methods), when the most expensive components are still fully functional.

    I imagine that market-cannibalization/brand dilution/etc. concerns might interfere; but Samsung(or a 3rd party, if Samsung wants the result debranded and not associated with them); could pretty much just rip the back cover off; swap in a somewhat bigger and uglier, but non-explosive, battery; put a suitably enlarged cover back on and have the thing ready to go. If they didn't mess with the RF section, they might even be able to reuse FFC and similar certification.

    Yes, the resulting product would be less valuable than the Note 7(if it could still be sold); but it would be worth a great deal more than even a perfect recovery of the constituent elements; and by the look of the teardown you could rework to remove the offending battery without damaging the PCBs or the screen with relatively little labor.

    Even if perfect recycling existed, why would you grind up something like this? There's a Snapdragon 820, 4GB of RAM, 64GB of flash, and a 2560x1440 display in there; all perfectly fine. Surely CAD-ing up a new backplate and swapping the battery to produce a saleable phone is markedly more profitable than just breaking it down?

    1. Re:So, what does happen in a case like this? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      swap in a somewhat bigger and uglier, but non-explosive, battery

      You wouldn't even have to do that. Just power it with a 5V AC adapter. There are plenty of applications in that size that don't need to be portable. I'd buy one to use as a kitchen-mounted media player for the right price.

    2. Re: So, what does happen in a case like this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Just put another safe battery there, even if it is half the capacity; and sell them at factory price to at least recover most of the money of making them and repair a bit the brand image.

      People *will* buy them. If you give me an "almost Note 7", sold by Samsung (i.e. with warranty) for $400, for sure I get it right away.

    3. Re:So, what does happen in a case like this? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      1) Buy all of the junked Note 7's for a song
      2) Put a cover on the back that holds a bunch of rechargeable AA cells
      3) Advertise here on Slashdot and sell a couple to everybody whose always wanted a replaceable battery and a thicker phone.
      4) As a bonus, you can push it as 1980's retro and grab a few more of the 'get off my lawn' crowd here.
      5) Profit!

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    4. Re:So, what does happen in a case like this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Motorola Defy+ doesn't work at all without battery.
      When I put in a dead battery (as in: empty and doesn't charge anymore), it works with the AC adapter.
      I assume the adapter and charging circuit on the phone, are not designed to deal with quickly varying power requirements, because that's the task of the battery, but IANAEE.
      I haven't tested this with other phones, what's your experience?

    5. Re:So, what does happen in a case like this? by tlambert · · Score: 1

      4) As a bonus, you can push it as 1980's retro and grab a few more of the 'get off my lawn' crowd here.

      I see a flaw with this step in your plan: Casio is unlikely to license their logo and trademark.

    6. Re:So, what does happen in a case like this? by OrigamiMarie · · Score: 1

      You would need some extensive testing to figure out what exactly is going wrong. Their attempt to fix whatever-it-was clearly failed, considering that the replacements are also burning down.

  13. There's good news by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2

    They won't clog up the landfills. They'll burn them down.

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  14. Reuse would be better by crow · · Score: 1

    I would think that Samsung, which makes a huge range of products, could find one where they could integrate the failed tablets after removing the battery. People have talked about integrating touch screens with refrigerators. Now that can at minimal cost. Or turn them into hard-wired wall-mounted touch screens. I would love to see them for all the conference rooms at my office, set to display who has reserved the room and for how long.

    The point is that there are all kinds of things these could be used for without the exploding batteries.

    1. Re:Reuse would be better by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Imagine what a Beowulf cluster of these could do! (maybe first self sustaining fusion reaction?)

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    2. Re:Reuse would be better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine what a Beowulf cluster of these could do!

      Melt steel beams?

  15. Cellphone powered generator by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    We could always burn the cellphones if there isn't space in the landfill.

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    1. Re:Cellphone powered generator by OrigamiMarie · · Score: 1

      And send the ash & slag off to CodysLab (youtube channel) to refine . . . might be a little more than he could actually handle.

  16. Recycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple has a massive recycling operation for smartphones and could be contracted to process them.

  17. Line Em Up by Mishra100 · · Score: 1

    Like something that resembles a diet coke and mentos video, line em up with some type of rube goldberg configuration and video tape what happens when one of them explodes!

  18. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that they can't determine why these phones are going up in smoke is scary. In a way it's understandable; the ones that do end up exploding burn up so there's no system logs or other evidence that could be checked to determine the cause.

    And don't think that we are immune if we use non-Samsung phones. It's probably only a matter of time before Apple, LG, or some other manufacturer has a similar problem, and also can't figure it out because of the total destruction involved. A lot of energy density is being packed into a tiny space.

    That is probably true, but nobody has yet tackled the elephant in the room which is the question: "How is all of this Apple's fault?"

  19. Re:Checking the gauges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You gave enough of a fuck to hit the post button and type out that response.

  20. sell to the military by avandesande · · Score: 1

    Incendiary devices... or maybe cluster bombs

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    1. Re:sell to the military by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Incendiary devices... or maybe cluster bombs

      Or worse: telemarketers.

  21. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by NotAPK · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've worked on some failed products before. What's scary is the attitude of the sociopaths at the top, the management chain, and general clusterfuck of accountability and deniability involved. Trust me: what Samsung is "saying" and what the fuck is "actually happening" there are completely different beasts. I have no doubt that they know exactly what happened and exactly what corners were cut that ultimately lead to this problem. Even the failure of the reissued devices is not so surprising, with management stuck in a corner, and doing everything they could to avoid the complete recall, only the bare minimum was done for the replacement units, and ultimately that was insufficient.

    I've posted this here before, but the scariest thing about the failure of these (and any highly dense energy storage, LiPo or otherwise) devices is the risk of cabin fire aboard an aircraft. The chance of surviving a cabin fire is pretty slim. As a regular business traveler I found my peace with the demons of air travel by choosing reliable airlines and trusting national regulators to enforce maintenance schedules. But the chance that some faulty device operated by a clueless user will catch fire in the cabin and kill all of us has made me seriously rethink my travel arrangements for the foreseeable future. That kind of risk is not acceptable to me, and is infinitely more likely and terrifying than any terrorist threat...

  22. Enough with the over-use of technology! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what most of you people should do? Buy the cheapest, most simple phone you can find (that is JUST A PHONE), and be happy with that. You do not NEED a gods-be-damned 'smartphone'. For most of you it's just a TOY to distract yourselves with, or something else to satisfy your oral fixation with. In fact, many of you should just skip cellphones completely and be happy with a wired phone where you live.

  23. They are not "lost" by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    None of the stuff in the phones is "lost". It's not like those phones are sent off planet. They're sent to a dump. And it's less commercially viable to "mine" these elements there than from the natural deposit.

    At some point in the future, when extracting those materials from the earth becomes more and more expensive, recycling those phones, i.e. "mining the dump" becomes economically viable. So think of the future generations and dump them in one place, so your grandchildren have a chance to hit the jackpot when digging in the dump for lithium.

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    1. Re:They are not "lost" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI lithium is not a rare element, it is abundant in seawater.
      Nevertheless your point still stands of course.

  24. Fine the manufacturers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The financial incentive will motivate them to figure it out.

  25. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that they can't determine why these phones are going up in smoke is scary. In a way it's understandable; the ones that do end up exploding burn up so there's no system logs or other evidence that could be checked to determine the cause.

    System log? It's the battery... even with the worst programming in the world, the battery should do nothing worse than heat up slightly. System logs are irrelevant.

  26. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by kimvette · · Score: 1

    > . It's probably only a matter of time before Apple, LG, or some other manufacturer has a similar problem, and also can't figure it out because of the total destruction involved.

    Apple already does; their response is that third-party USB chargers are to blame.
    Which of course is false, since USB chargers' job is to provide 5VDC (aside from QC which can provide higher voltages at request of the device), that's all; the USB charger will keep supplying 5VDC as long as it is connected. It is the device's job to monitor the battery's voltage and cut off current to the battery pack when the target voltage is reached... and if there is an incoming overvoltage, it's also the device's job to stop accepting power.

    This has been an ongoing problem since the iPhone 4, but since Apple is Apple, they get a free pass on it.

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  27. FFS by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To the submitter / editor - -whoever was responsible for that idiot headline:

    It's not a "travesty." It was done in good faith. They certainly didn't plan to have to recall and dispose of these things. It's a tragedy, if you want a word you can use without looking like an illiterate, hysterical fool.

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    1. Re:FFS by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      One line below they wrote "tragedy", close enough: that's a typo!

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    2. Re: FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a travesty, first because they could re-use the screens at least for VR headsets, or install "fat backs" on the phones with less-energy-dense batteries; and second because the manager leading the recall is named Travis Ketone. Shit, Apple built a robot named Gus or whatever that takes apart old iPhones and Samsung just steamrolls 50-day-old phones with perfectly good components. That's the Travis-ty.

    3. Re: FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be even better if Travis had a surname beginning with 'T'.

  28. Call Liam by CODiNE · · Score: 2

    Can send them to Apple for their disassembly robot.
    http://fortune.com/2016/03/27/...

    "No disassembly Stephanie!" -obligatory Short Circuit reference.

    At 1.2 million phones a year it should just take a little over 2 years for Liam to do all 2.5m... assuming one could be tweaked to work with the SGN7.

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  29. Sell them without batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strip the batteries and sell the hardware at a reduced price. I'd by several like that if the cost were low enough.

  30. Travesty? by GuB-42 · · Score: 5, Informative

    A travesty is not a tragedy, in theater it is quite the opposite in fact.
    It comes from the French word "travestir", coming from latin "trans" (cross) and "vestire" (dressing). And in French, it means exactly that.

    Environmental travesty... now I have images of drag queens running in the woods...

    1. Re:Travesty? by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Travesty meaning something represented in a false or absurd way (like the origins of the word).

      You should really use an example when trying to explain words. Like:
      "This slashdot headline is a travesty."

    2. Re:Travesty? by wall0159 · · Score: 2

      The root of a word is not necessarily its current meaning.

      I "understand" your comment, but I am not standing beneath it looking up at its workings!

  31. You've already figured out the cause & stated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've already figured out the cause & stated it!

    RE: A lot of energy density is being packed into a tiny space.

    Real engineers understand that constantly operating at the bleeding edge leads to statistically inevitable disasters. Our over-scheduled, rate-race, work-or-connect-all-the-time culture inevitably leads to breakdowns and failures.

    Smartphones are the new crack.

    Relaxing needs to become the new normal. I've never owned one of these smart devices and I'm enjoying life just fine, thanks. More than a lot of jittery always-connected people, as far as I can tell.

  32. See above. Apple promote a toxic culture. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See above. Apple promote a toxic culture.

    The whole idea of constantly pushing out bleeding-edge technology to the masses is inevitably going to lead to disasters like this.

    It's as if half the country is stuffed into early Apollo capsules. Bleeding edge is fine for some engineering problems, but has now become standard practice, which means we all will suffer. Statistics is a bitch of a mistress.

  33. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nobody has yet tackled the elephant in the room

    I strongly advise against tackling any elephant.

  34. Easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wanna dispose of 'em? Turn 'em on and charge. Will take care of itself.

  35. It takes roughly 165 pounds... by mbeckman · · Score: 4, Informative

    "...it takes roughly 165 pounds of raw mined materials to make the average cell phone..."

    In the meantime, it takes roughly 1996.3 pounds of labor-intensive grown food per year to grow the human brain that thought up this brainless argument.

    And that, indeed, is a tragedy.

    1. Re:It takes roughly 165 pounds... by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 2

      "...it takes roughly 165 pounds of raw mined materials to make the average cell phone..."
      In the meantime, it takes roughly 1996.3 pounds of labor-intensive grown food per year to grow the human brain that thought up this brainless argument.

      Absolutely. Considering that of the 165 pounds of raw mined materials, 164.625 pounds were waste regardless. There's no way that a 6 ounce slab of plastic, copper, and rare earths is made out of 165 pounds of completely good stuff. Nobody's throwing out 164+ pounds of copper once they're done extracting a cell phone out of it, for instance.

      No. Sorry. While the energy costs and dirty chemicals used in the process of creating the phones is a shame, fact is we're looking at 2 million times 6 ounces worth of useful materials. Or... a total of 750,000 pounds. 375 (US) tons. 256.7 Toyota Prius cars. A single (50-year-old model) Boeing 747.

      That's right... the materials loss here is the equivalent of one jet airliner being lost/destroyed. Only without the presumed accompanying loss of human life.

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    2. Re:It takes roughly 165 pounds... by mbeckman · · Score: 1

      PschoSlashDot: That is a perfect mathematical derivation!

    3. Re:It takes roughly 165 pounds... by Gussington · · Score: 1

      fact is we're looking at 2 million times 6 ounces worth of useful materials. Or... a total of 750,000 pounds. 375 (US) tons. 256.7 Toyota Prius cars. A single (50-year-old model) Boeing 747.

      And that's assuming it is all binned, which it isn't. Screens, processor, RAM, battery cells etc can all get re-used on other devices, and precious metal can be recovered. Most of the waste will be plastic.

    4. Re:It takes roughly 165 pounds... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that for every phone that is being returned, one additional phone will be purchased that would not otherwise have happened.

      Therefore an additional 164+ pounds of raw material will need to be mined per phone, waste or not.

      That is a problem for the environment.

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    5. Re:It takes roughly 165 pounds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of the children!

  36. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

    Apple already does; their response is that third-party USB chargers are to blame.
    Which of course is false, since USB chargers' job is to provide 5VDC (aside from QC which can provide higher voltages at request of the device), that's all; the USB charger will keep supplying 5VDC as long as it is connected. It is the device's job to monitor the battery's voltage and cut off current to the battery pack when the target voltage is reached... and if there is an incoming overvoltage, it's also the device's job to stop accepting power.

    This has been an ongoing problem since the iPhone 4, but since Apple is Apple, they get a free pass on it.

    You do realize that not all chargers are manufactured alike, right? And they don't always give you 5VDC. In fact, the cheapest of the lot often give a very bad representation of DC, nevermind 5V. In fact, some are so bad, you can get 110VAC/240VAC on the USB because of poor clearances. Indeed, someone was electrocuted because of this.

    And no, if it happened to Apple, it would be massive - "batterygate" would join antennagate, and the latter was something only discovered if you really tried at it (and I think even so, it affected more people than the number of exploding iPhones in grand total). Apple's incidences are more random and spread out - while Samsung's really just happened. You'd think if Apple messed up just as bad, that some Android fanboi would be pointing out that the iPhone 7 also has 70-80 causes of it spontaneously combusting by now.

    Ironically, Samsung has some of the bset USB chargers around. Problem is, most people are buying the crap $20 chargers that really are safety hazards.

    http://www.righto.com/2012/10/...

  37. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could run lots of experiments on the returned phones, many more than is usually economical.

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  38. oblig by citylivin · · Score: 1

    Everything's a fucking travesty with you man!

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  39. Only 400 truckloads of materials by goombah99 · · Score: 2

    THe large mining trucks have payloads of 500 tonnes. 2 million phones at 165 pounds per phone is about 400 truck loads.

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    1. Re:Only 400 truckloads of materials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So wait- the internet is or isn't a big truck?

    2. Re:Only 400 truckloads of materials by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      That's a handy conversion if you assume that the 400 truck loads are pure raw material...

    3. Re:Only 400 truckloads of materials by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      It was 2.5 million phones in the original recall, over 2.5 million the second time around.

      And who cares how many truckloads it is anyway?

  40. Is this for the one guy who kept hist Galaxy 7? by tlambert · · Score: 1

    Standardizing parts would help a lot. In this case, for example, it's a lot of screens and such that have nothing to do with the problem that SHOULD be going into the spare parts bins for repairs.

    Is this for the one guy who kept hist Galaxy 7?

    You know, so he can replace the parts every 5 -7 days as it catches on fire?

    1. Re:Is this for the one guy who kept hist Galaxy 7? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      With the payload in question, it just makes sense for Samsung to get to the bottom of the failure, and rework the phones. There are too many for an effort of that sort not to be made. Once that issue is resolved, they can decide to rework them if they like, and sell them again.

      Obviously, because of the hysteria, and the uncertainty at this point, they all had to be withdrawn from the use immediately, but that is for now. It's worth putting a team of engineers on the project when there is a billion dollars worth of equipment worth reworking.

    2. Re:Is this for the one guy who kept hist Galaxy 7? by mspohr · · Score: 2

      The problem is the battery and the fact that the battery is not user-replaceable.
      If they wanted to salvage the phones, they could design a new case to accommodate a replaceable battery. Disassemble the phone, put it in the new case with a new good replaceable battery and they should be good to go. Seems a much better solution than just trashing the phones.

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    3. Re:Is this for the one guy who kept hist Galaxy 7? by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      1. Collect all 2.5 million devices into one place
      2. Remove all batteries and recycle them
      3. Connect all battery-less phones to wall power
      4. Connect all phones together into world's biggest Beowulf Cluster
      5. Mine Bitcoins
      6. Profit!

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    4. Re:Is this for the one guy who kept hist Galaxy 7? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Well, if we STANDARDIZED as I was saying, those screens would likely fit other phones. Rather than being landfill.

    5. Re:Is this for the one guy who kept hist Galaxy 7? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The battery catching fire is the symptom, not the problem.
      Changing the battery didn't help so redesigning the case would just give you a phone with a replaceable exploding battery.
      Presumably it is too late to change the battery after it caught fire since it is likely that failure will cause extensive damage to the rest of the phone.

    6. Re:Is this for the one guy who kept hist Galaxy 7? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that must be it. The problem is because the batteries aren't replaceable for some reason and a global multi-billion dollar corporation that dwarfs Google and Apple combined couldn't figure that out...

      You're a genius and you should be the CEO of Samsung.

    7. Re:Is this for the one guy who kept hist Galaxy 7? by mspohr · · Score: 1

      It's been widely reported that the problem is the battery itself which develops an internal short... nothing to do with the rest of the phone.
      A replaceable battery is not required for the fix but would give the battery more protection and would be easier to change if a problem did develop.
      BTW, I prefer phones with replaceable batteries for longevity (don't have to have an expensive repair to replace the battery) and it gives me the option of changing the battery when it runs low and I can't charge. It seems that in the mad rush to make thinner phones, they have discarded replaceable batteries. Thinness is just bragging rights. Most users put their phone in a bulky case which turns their stylish thin phone into a flower covered brick.

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  41. There is still a market for the returned phones... by ffkom · · Score: 1
  42. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    The fact that they can't determine why these phones are going up in smoke is scary.

    I don't for a moment think that they can't figure it out. I'm inclined to believe they have figured it out and:

    a) The repair would required a re-run of the motherboard or
    b) The second recall to fix the problem has tarnished the brand irrevocably.

    To be honest the writing was on the wall for the Note 7 when airlines started telling people to not use them announcing them in airports. They say that there's no such thing as bad advertising, but "they" are wrong. This is just cutting losses.

    Expect a Note 8 to be released shortly with very similar hardware.

  43. They already know the cause. by tlambert · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The fact that they can't determine why these phones are going up in smoke is scary. In a way it's understandable; the ones that do end up exploding burn up so there's no system logs or other evidence that could be checked to determine the cause.

    The problem is obviously the charging circuit. If it were anything else, they could just put in better batteries, or ship better chargers. The recall happened because the problem is on board the phone itself.

    Newer phones still have the problem, so we know it's a design problem, rather than a component sourcing problem (like the counterfeit capacitors problem). In addition, Samsung manufactures their own phones, and their assembly lines operate differently, compared to Chinese assembly lines at Foxconn: it's very easy for them to localize a problem in the manufacturing process, whereas Foxconn goes out of their way to hide it by making bad employees into nameless cogs.

    So basically, they have a design problem in the charging circuit, probably in the cell leveling portion of the charger, in the same way that the "Hoverboard" clones that keep starting on fire have a known bad charging circuit that overcharges some lithium cells in the larger battery, while other lithium cells get too little charge, on the charging circuit keeps drawing amps for all of the cells.

    Then when the overcharged cells are discharged, they pretty much "Flame On!", and someone does a fair imitation of The Human Torch(tm).

    This stuff isn't rocket science, it's basically third year in a U.S. community college EE and analog circuit design.

    1. Re:They already know the cause. by Lothsahn · · Score: 2

      ...but phone batteries are typically a single 3.7V cell lipo. The kind of failure you described from hoverboards shouldn't even be possible, unless the Note7 has a radically different battery.

      That said, the charging circuit could still be at fault.

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    2. Re:They already know the cause. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back off, man. He's a scientist^W third year community college EE student!

  44. School gadgets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever the cause, the danger is the battery catching fire in the thin case. It'd be great if the phone could be installed in a different and larger/cooler case with a different battery and given to school kids.

  45. 20m Cube, Off by ~20% NOT a factor of 5 by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

    L: 278 Phones x 69.8mm == 19404.4mm
    W: 142 Phones x136.6mm == 19397.2mm
    H: 2533 Phones x 7.9mm == 20010.7mm

    AND:
    278x142x2533 == 99,992,708
    278x142x2534 == 100,032,184

    1. Re:20m Cube, Off by ~20% NOT a factor of 5 by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

      Oops. 200M cube, So OP off by a factor of 8... In the ballpark.

  46. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by Gussington · · Score: 2

    ... and trusting national regulators to enforce...

    Hooray for regulations! I'm not being funny here, it just seems that more and more people these days seem to believe that regulation = bad, and that'd we'd all be better off living in the jungle. Regulations are what keep most of us alive, so it's good to see this recognised once in a while :)

  47. FFS Motherboard by shilly · · Score: 1

    "There is a potential silver lining here: Just as oil spills give scientists an opportunity to try out new cleanup techniques, a large-scale smartphone recall may allow us to learn more about how to recycle smartphones."

    We do know how to recycle smartphones. Apple even made a fancy robot called Liam to do it (where the impressive thing is that it does disassembly, which means a much higher rate of recovery of usable materials than standard methods). This is not an issue of skill but will.

  48. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by r_nux · · Score: 1

    Oh, they do know the cause - the battery is a little bit too big and bends on the edges with the round case, eventually causing a short circuit inside.

  49. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that they can't determine why these phones are going up in smoke is scary.

    They're going up in smoke because lithium ion batteries are notoriously difficult chemistry to get right and on top of that they keep trying to cram more power into the same or thinner / smaller battery to get even more life between charges. At some point, something has to give. In this case it was the battery itself. They were probably hoping that their new battery packed a punch, but this probably wasn't what they had in mind.

  50. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by Nethead · · Score: 1

    Was on a Alaska flight from SEA to SNA yesterday morning and the flight crew did mention the 7's and to keep them turned off at all times, no charging.

    That said, I'm not too worried about open flames in a small space on an airliner (see below.) It wasn't that long ago we had smoking-sections and before that, non-smoking sections. (And before that, what the hell are you talking about?)

    One note though. I work for a company that makes the cabins for airliners and there is a whole lot of Flammability testing on EVERYTHING. That sticker that says where the flotation device is, reams of paperwork and a page for each individual sticker. I don't think I can name anything that is more tested than an modern airliner. Truly a marvel of engineering. An overhead luggage compartment, designed to be very light, I can pick one up with one arm, will take a static load of over 2 tons just so nothing will come flying out when there's a hard landing.

    Interesting side note, we did have one factory blow up (collapsed the roof) when the machine impregnating the non-flammability into cloth didn't get vented correctly.

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  51. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fact, the cheapest of the lot often give a very bad representation of DC, nevermind 5V. In fact, some are so bad, you can get 110VAC/240VAC on the USB because of poor clearances. Indeed, someone was electrocuted because of this.

    Chargers with that problem tend to be recalled. I've never heard of such a case happening outside of China.

    It is also pretty telling that the problem with third party chargers is an excuse Apple uses but that nobody else experiences.
    My guess is that the third party charger excuse comes from an early speculation in-house to what the problem could be that then the marketing went with because it was convenient and shifted the blame.

    As for the clearance issue you can see for yourself how the Apple charger is designed.
    It looks pretty OK when disassembled, but once you fold it into the cube form the primary side capacitors (C1 + C11) is like 1-2 mm from the USB connector.
    It's a typical paper product. Looks fine on the schematic but in practice it is a deathtrap.
    Blame third party chargers all you want, but the Apple charger isn't safe.

  52. better than explosions by amias · · Score: 1

    Whilst landfill is a horrible waste for these smartphones letting them explode is going to be far more damaging to the environment.

    Samsung should be put under pressure to find a way to reuse the other parts and dispose of the batteries another way.

    The issue seemed to be more that the batteries where not configured right than inherently dangerous so its possible a reconfiguration could be done with them.

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  53. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

    Very few Apple phones have gone up in smoke, and for the few that have the cause has been physical damage. Usually people putting their phones in their back pockets and sitting on them. The repeated stress of your entire body weight compressing and twisting the phone eventually damages the battery and causes the fire.

    Even then, the number of fires has been so small that it's not a statistically relevant problem.

  54. NM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet there is a landfill somewhere in New Mexico waiting to be used....

  55. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the chance that some faulty device operated by a clueless user will catch fire in the cabin and kill all of us

    That's actually not much of a problem, because while it's being operated, it's trivial to just add lots of water to get the fire under control. It's a bit more dangerous if a phone in the overhead luggage catches fire and ignites a few suitcases and their contents before it is found, and it's quite another problem if something goes off in the cargo hold and cannot be brought under control.

  56. What about all those note 7 accessories? by ZeroHopeForMe · · Score: 1

    In addition to the waste of the phones.. there has to be tons of cases, screen protectors, and other accessories that were made specifically for the note 7 that are now completely useless. Im curious now if Samsung is going to be sued now by the accessory makers that undoubtedly dumped millions into designing and manufacturing all those cases. I suppose they may be a little easier to recycle though.

  57. Patent royalties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hope Samsung doesn't forget to reclaim the patent royalties they paid to assmonkeys at Microsoft.

  58. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by lexman098 · · Score: 1

    The chance of surviving a cabin fire is pretty slim.

    Citation? There's oxygen for each passenger and fire extinguishers. Plus everything is made to be non-flammable.

  59. Make a Super Computer by bezenek · · Score: 1

    These phones are absolutely safe if the battery is removed and they are powered by a wired supply.

    Give them to researchers to create a cell-phone supercomputer or other possible projects.

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    Omne ignotum pro magnifico.
  60. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by NotAPK · · Score: 1

    I'll post my reply here, but there are a few other sibling posters asking similar questions.

    This report collates historical data on in-flight fires. From the report: "Fire in the air is one of the most hazardous situations that a flight crew can be faced with. Without aggressive intervention by the flight crew, a fire on board an aircraft can lead to the catastrophic loss of that aircraft within a very short space of time. Once a fire has become established, it is unlikely that the crew will be able to extinguish it. The following table from a UK CAA report in 2002 supports the generally held view that, from the first indication that there is a fire onboard the aircraft, the crew has on average approximately 17 minutes to get the aircraft on the ground."

    Crew guidance

    It's not all doom and gloom, here is a more moderate report from the FAA.

    I'll agree entirely with the observations that most cabin materials are fire retardant, and this is a very good thing. However, we are considering a very dense energy source that can spontaneously combust. In addition, have you noticed that airlines won't let you fly with a spare laptop battery in your checked luggage? They are very concerned about a spontaneous fire in the luggage hold, where most of the material is certainly not fire proof.

    Safe travels everyone.

  61. Re:It's scary that they can't figure out the cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BS. There have been reports of iPhones with no prior damage spontaneously bursting into flames. Apple laptops have been know to do this too, going all the way back to the PowerBook 5300 and continuing on to Apple laptops up to a few years ago. The same has happened with iPods.

    Apple is notorious for making products that burst into flames. Meanwhile none of my Nokia, Motorola or LG phones have had any problems. Nor have my Acer, Asus, Dell or Alienware laptops. Nor have my Creative Labs, Cowon or SanDisk media players.

  62. Sell it to ISIS by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    There is one big market for exploding stuff that just can't get enough of it.

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    Bingo Dictionary - Pragmatist, n. A myopic idealist.