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Schiaparelli Mars Probe's Parachute 'Jettisoned Too Early', Whereabouts Still Unknown (bbc.com)

An anonymous reader writes: Europe's Schiaparelli lander did not behave as expected as it headed down to the surface of Mars on Wednesday. Telemetry data recovered from the probe during its descent indicates that its parachute was jettisoned too early. The rockets it was supposed to use to bring itself to a standstill just above the ground also appeared to fire for too short a time. The European Space Agency (Esa) has not yet conceded that the lander crashed but the mood is not positive. Experts will continue to analyse the data and they may also try to call out to Schiaparelli in the blind hope that it is actually sitting on the Red Planet intact. In addition, the Americans will use one of their satellites at Mars to image the targeted landing zone to see if they can detect any hardware. Although, the chances are slim because the probe is small. For the moment, all Esa has to work with is the relatively large volume of engineering data Schiaparelli managed to transmit back to the "mothership" that dropped it off at Mars - the Trace Gas Orbiter.

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  1. So it appears . . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    . . .there were two failures: the parachute release and the burn length. But both were likely set in the software on the lander, so I suspect parameters got borked somehow.

    Additionally, if the burn was shorter than planned, that would put significantly more fuel on board when the catastropic 'landing' occured. Which, depending on the propellant, could have caused an explosion at the crash site. That would likely scatter the remains, but should leave a notable mark on the soil. . .

    1. Re:So it appears . . . by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on guys, was this not checked, double-checked, and tested?

      The simulations all ran successfully on "Lunar Lander".

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    2. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, with that approach, you should expect only the lowest quality software engineers, as anyone worth a shit will do something else where they won't get prosecuted.

    3. Re:So it appears . . . by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Someone should go to jail for a very long time as soon as we figure out exactly what was screwed up.

      Really. Criminal conviction, huh? Programmer in prison? Are you even listening to yourself?

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    4. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well there is your problem. Lunar Lander is tuned for the moon not mars.

    5. Re:So it appears . . . by idji · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I suspect something happened to the parachute just before jettisoning - e.g. rope breaking/twisting, chute tearing/burning that caused the lander to tumble, and so the rockets switched off as they weren't pointing against the forces on the lander that the accelerometers were reading.
      Look at JPL's Mars parachute test in 2014 that ripped the parachute https://www.youtube.com/watch?....

    6. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      C'mon, ESA, at least upgrade to Kerbal.

    7. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It appears that is what we have already. Can't really go anywhere but up. I suppose your next suggestion will be to 'open source' it... so all the landers operate off a common code base and API.

    8. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoosh

    9. Re:So it appears . . . by The+Raven · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder if the burn was shorter than planned because the ground came up and interrupted it... a likely possibility if the parachute released too early and snapped off. I've seen this happen before... in KSP.

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    10. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The propellant was hydrazine, so yea, that'll burn and make big black marks if there's any left.

      I bet it's traced back to a single error in the simulation or similar. It jettisoned the parachute because it thought it was at the needed speed/height combo, and the burn was shorter than planned because of the same root cause (aka, thought it was going slower than it was).

    11. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both anomalies suggest that lander "thought" it was more near to the surface, and/or less fast, then it actually was. Skimming on redundant sensors much?

    12. Re:So it appears . . . by rudy_wayne · · Score: 3, Informative

      Because of the highly successful Mars Rover missions, many people have forgotten (or don't know) that about 60% of all missions to Mars have failed.

    13. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone should go to jail for a very long time as soon as we figure out exactly what was screwed up.

      Really. Criminal conviction, huh? Programmer in prison? Are you even listening to yourself?

      Would it be the Programmer? Or the Tester? Or the Project Manager that signed off on it? Or should it be the entire team?

    14. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so fast, dude! We don't know yet that it was a software failure. The program is only as smart as the data it gets. Garbage In, Garbage Out.

    15. Re:So it appears . . . by CodeArtisan · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because of the highly successful Mars Rover missions, many people have forgotten (or don't know) that about 60% of all missions to Mars have failed.

      Not only that, but this specific probe's landing was an experiment in preparation for a future mission in 2020. The main thrust (no pun intended) of the mission was to position the mothership which will be gathering most of the data. It's disappointing the probe failed, but the information gathered and the root cause analysis of the experiment should provide good data for the next mission.

    16. Re:So it appears . . . by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Someone should go to jail for a very long time as soon as we figure out exactly what was screwed up.

      Yeah, whoever signed off on it. Who's head of the ESA these days? Maybe 'jail for a very long time' is a bit harsh though. Do you realise much of a waste of public money that world be? So, harsh and ironic.

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    17. Re:So it appears . . . by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Someone should go to jail for a very long time as soon as we figure out exactly what was screwed up.

      Really. Criminal conviction, huh? Programmer in prison? Are you even listening to yourself?

      Would it be the Programmer? Or the Tester? Or the Project Manager that signed off on it? Or should it be the entire team?

      Hillary Clinton. Trump says we should blame her for everything that has gone wrong - ever. :-)

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    18. Re:So it appears . . . by michelcolman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not only that, but this specific probe's landing was an experiment in preparation for a future mission in 2020. The main thrust (no pun intended) of the mission was to position the mothership which will be gathering most of the data.

      It's disappointing the probe failed, but the information gathered and the root cause analysis of the experiment should provide good data for the next mission.

      That's what she said.

    19. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe 60% overall,but that includes all the failed European and Russian attempts. NASA has a very good (not perfect but very good) record. So it isn't too meaningful of a statistic.

    20. Re:So it appears . . . by Kjella · · Score: 2

      there were two failures: the parachute release and the burn length. But both were likely set in the software on the lander, so I suspect parameters got borked somehow.

      As in hardcoded on a timer? Unlikely. This is quite far into the descent and the parachute was probably supposed to jettison when a certain altitude/velocity was reached. That both the parachute and thusters was off suggests to me a sensor failure led the probe to think it was going much slower or flying much lower than reality. It would be odd for both systems to fail and at the same time be in good enough condition to send radio signals.

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    21. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      software engineer: clearly it was a hardware failure.

    22. Re:So it appears . . . by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Maybe a little accountability for you "coding is an art" folks would be a good thing?

      Maybe if the industry valued real issues over eye-candy and buzzwords.

    23. Re:So it appears . . . by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Quite possibly none of the above; from the description, I think that it's more likely some sort of sensor issue. It used a doppler radar altimeter/velocimeter to estimate its position, with 1 antenna is dedicated to range (points straight down, direct measurement) and 3 to X/Y/Z velocity (angled outward, used to estimate how the landscape is moving with respect to the craft). There's also accelerometers onboard. I'm not sure what sort of priority is given to what data.

      A program is only as good as the inputs it receives. It seems to me that it thought it was going "low and slow". I mean, technically it could be a software issue, there could be some sort of "unit conversion" bug or some sort of mistaken sequence specifications or the like. But if I had to guess, I'd go with a sensor data problem rather than software.

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    24. Re:So it appears . . . by Rei · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wrong!

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    25. Re:So it appears . . . by Rei · · Score: 2

      That wouldn't explain why the parachutes were jetisoned. They shouldn't have jetisoned at that point in time.

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    26. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame me, it all worked fine in Kerbal.

    27. Re:So it appears . . . by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Additionally, if the burn was shorter than planned, that would put significantly more fuel on board when the catastropic 'landing' occured. Which, depending on the propellant, could have caused an explosion at the crash site. That would likely scatter the remains, but should leave a notable mark on the soil. . .

      Maybe America could send its rover around to take a look - a nice explosion on the surface might uncover evidence of water. Or it could just clean up the debris.

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    28. Re:So it appears . . . by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      because the ground came up and interrupted it

      So it wasn't properly grounded.

    29. Re:So it appears . . . by jsrjsr · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the propellant leaked away and there was only enough left for a few seconds?

    30. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone should go to jail for a very long time as soon as we figure out exactly what was screwed up.

      But but there was no earth quake! Oh wait, there was a Mars quake.

      It really sounds as if it was a timing error on multiple systems simultaneously.

    31. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All people have the potential to go to jail when they fuck up. You're "little accountability" is nothing more than protectionism. Go buy some taxi medallions and rent-seek elsewhere.

    32. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except for the parts that are the fault of Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, George W Bush, Mitt Romney, Ted Cruz, Paul Ryan, the NY Times, Mexicans and Muslims.

    33. Re: So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok folks, first, this was a technology demonstrator. Its purpose is to learn how to land, so just because it failed doesn't automatically mean someone fucked up. Second, you don't simply program the craft to deploy shute, wait x seconds, cut shute, wait y secods, fire thrusters, wait z seconds. The craft has to contend with highly variable atmospheric conditions that can't be predicted. Atmospheric height, density and temperature vary a lot on Mars. The craft has to make decisions in real time as it decends to enable a successful landing. Obviously, it got something wrong, or hardware failed. They got engineering data back. That was the goal.

    34. Re:So it appears . . . by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Really. Criminal conviction, huh? Programmer in prison? Are you even listening to yourself?

      Write a divide by zero error and have your ass cheeks divided in federal prison.
      Infinite Loop errors requires infinite butt pounding.

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    35. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thruster shut down was probably due to a general control law failure. With the parachute jettisoned early, the lander free fell for a longer duration than anticipated, with its velocity rapidly increasing, probably back up to trans- or supersonic speeds, which it was not designed for without the heat shield. It was unbalanced and probably wobbling violently. On jettison from the back shell, the lander could have struck the back-shell, or have been pinned back to the back shell by aerodynamic forces.

      If the lander managed to clear the backshell it was likely supersonic and wobbling, possibly flipping like a coin. This would centrifuge its monopropellant away from the primary feed ports in the fuel tanks. The thrusters activated but between the very high 3-axis rates, and the less than anticipated thrust, than expected, it only made a bad situation worse, potentially resulting in an even higher rate of tumble.

      At some point the rates were beyond the measuring ability of the control laws, and a general fault occurred. It was supposedly 2km up at this point, and went straight in.

    36. Re:So it appears . . . by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Billions of dollars spent on hardware

      The hardware is not the expensive part. Getting the hardware to Mars in one piece - THAT is the expensive part.

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    37. Re:So it appears . . . by Alomex · · Score: 1

      This is yet another reason why I think Elon Musk's plans for Mars are on the optimistic side. I think we'll be doing great if a human lands in Mars before 2040, and a small permanent station is running by 2080.

      An actual colony, with Martians? not before 2200. Think about it, we reached the South Pole over 100 years ago and even so we still don't have Antarctians permanently living there.

    38. Re:So it appears . . . by muecksteiner · · Score: 2

      Well, unlike Mars, there is no reason to set up a permanent colony in Antarctica.

      Oh, wait... maybe a permanent settlement on Mars is pointless as well? :) Apart from the whole "backup location for humanity, in case Earth gets creamed by an asteroid no one saw coming" thing. That has some far-fetched merit of sorts. However, due to the extremely hostile environment there, chances are that a Martian colony has a much higher probability of failing than civilisation on Earth in the first place, at least for centuries to come. So even in the most optimistic scenarios, it will be the thought that counts w/r to Martian settlement.

    39. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not what the GP said, but go ahead and keep beating on that strawman, since you're clearly not up to refuting anything that was actually said.

    40. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the Arm Chair: If the chute was released too soon then it would be falling faster than expected and therefore have traveled further than expected before the final slowing rockets fired. I don't know if the data ended with the burn or continued after the "short" burn but if it the first, impact might have stopped the data/burn.

      So close yet so far.

    41. Re: So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The earth facing side of the moon in a deep crater partly underground - thats a better backup location than Mars. Really, the solar system doesnt offer a good backup location.

    42. Re:So it appears . . . by joh · · Score: 2

      There were 12 seconds of signal after the engines shut off. Looks more as if the lander was in free fall and then impacted after these 12 seconds.

    43. Re:So it appears . . . by WallyL · · Score: 1

      Exactly. That's the sound it makes when it does that.

    44. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both activities (parachute deployment and burn) occurred, which tells me that the onboard software triggered the actions at the right sequence. What did happen though was that the duration was small. I suspect an onboard timer or clock was not given a correct parameter.

      Entry, Descent and Landing is very hard and requires a LOT of regression testing.

    45. Re:So it appears . . . by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Only it should have made that sound a bit longer.

    46. Re: So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They got engineering data back. That was the goal" I am pretty sure the goal was to land the vehicle safely and it looks like that goal wasn't met. And they were not the first people trying to land something on Mars. They had plenty of NASA data detailing the landing of a vehicle or probe on the Martian surface. The international space agencies actually cooperate and share information with one another even when the various countries are public enemies.

    47. Re: So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It seems like it was already a high risk mission. 3/4 of tbe instruments were desgned for the descent and not ven for analysing the surface. The most interesting part of tge mission is the mothership. The TGO (Trace Gas Orbiter) which is in orbit and will continue its mission. I dont like that style of landing on Mars anyway but because Mars atmosphere is like that near the edge of space on Earth I.e almost none, its a favourable approach. I dont really see whats so interesting on Mars. Except history

    48. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it wasn't properly grounded.

      And we all know that's a hardware problem.

    49. Re:So it appears . . . by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Sigh......they shouldn't have used metric.

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    50. Re:So it appears . . . by Solandri · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The burn cut off 19 seconds before loss of signal, so the probe was in freefall for at least 19 seconds. From TFA:

      Not only is the chute jettisoned earlier than called for in the predicted timeline, but the retrorockets that were due to switch on immediately afterwards are seen to fire for just three or four seconds. They were expected to fire for a good 30 seconds.

      In the downlinked telemetry, Schiaparelli then continues transmitting a radio signal for 19 seconds after the apparent thruster shutoff. The eventual loss of signal occurs 50 seconds before Schiaparelli was supposed to be on the surface.

      That last sentence, if you assume loss of signal corresponds to impact with the ground, suggests de-orbit velocity relative to the ground was much higher than expected. The early parachute release may have been the culprit. Or the probe entered the atmosphere at too steep an angle (which could also explain the early parachute release - the probe would've entered higher density atmosphere more quickly thus increasing aerodynamic load on the chute to the point at which it failed). The burn probably began at a higher velocity than it was designed for.

      If we're speculating, my guess would be the higher velocity when the retro-rockets were fired caused greater instability - aerodynamic forces caused the probe to rock more than expected. The parachute's purpose isn't just to slow the craft down; it also keeps the craft's orientation stable during this period of higher aerodynamic forces. Without it, drag on tiny asymmetries on the front of the craft can result in large turning moments. With a parachute attached, these moments are countered by the righting moment the parachute imparts on the rear of the craft every time it deviates from the proper orientation. Without the parachute, the craft can experience large oscillations or even flip due to these drag-induced turning moments. The large amplitude and higher frequency of the resulting oscillations could've exceeded what the rocket control software was designed to handle, and it shut off prematurely when it exceeded some threshold programmed into the software.

    51. Re:So it appears . . . by khallow · · Score: 2

      Billions of dollars spent on hardware, and some fuckup software dude sends the whole thing crashing to the ground. Come on guys, was this not checked, double-checked, and tested? This pisses me off. This is not a CTRL-ALT-DELETE 'oh shit'. This is enormous sums of money and peoples careers. Someone should go to jail for a very long time as soon as we figure out exactly what was screwed up.

      I suggest ten years for writing that low wattage post. It's humane, but still sends a message that we won't put up with those idiots who second guess tough engineering problems without bothering to think.

    52. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously nobody has the details of exactly what happened, but there are loads of failure mode that you need to think of and learn to deal with them. What happens if the parachute breaks? You'll see your deceleration stop, since the lander has retro-rocket landers you have to cut the shoot prior to landing. So if your chute is broken you'd just wait it out until you're altitude limited, then give up, cut the chute, and see if you can survive by using retro rockets. Then you have a radar altimeter, what if it's broken and giving you unreasonable numbers? Maybe you fallback to an internal guesstimate of position and try to land based on timings. You'll have similar things with the retro-rockets, if they fire and you start spinning you'd want to turn them off, save fuel, and try to fire them again when pointing in the right direction.

      Well what happens if you got your thresholds for these backup modes set wrong? Maybe a gust of wind made your software assume the parachute was broken so you disconnected it and attempted to fire retro-rockets, which caused spinning because you were going too fast? Anyways, my point is a lot of these things can often be explained by backup/emergency modes activating that may have never been tested properly. Or maybe a minor failure happened, and that specific failure wasn't tested for and your backup modes don't cover it, even though it should have been survivable.

    53. Re:So it appears . . . by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      In space, nobody can hear your cluelessness.

    54. Re: So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Antarctic stations are manned all year long, Einstein.

    55. Re:So it appears . . . by slew · · Score: 1

      Really. Criminal conviction, huh? Programmer in prison? Are you even listening to yourself?

      Write a divide by zero error and have your ass cheeks divided in federal prison.
      Infinite Loop errors requires infinite butt pounding.

      This is Europe. EU prisons are not at all like US federal prison.

      Then again, wasn't it Italy that in 2009 tried and convicted some Earthquake scientists on manslaughter charges (although their conviction was ultimately overturned, they did spend time in jail) for downplaying the chance of an earthquake. All of this was after a *different* scientist was accused with being an alarmist for predicting the same earthquake a month earlier by analyzing radon gas emissions. If you are a scientists in Europe, damned if you do, damned if you don't

    56. Re:So it appears . . . by hey! · · Score: 1

      It's not just how hard you check, but how incisively. It's easy to satisfy yourself that software's anticipated failure modes won't happen. What's tough is discovering ways of screwing up that have never happened before.

      That's why there's no substitute for experience. This gets back to the very roots of rocket science: the path to success passes through many, many failures.

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    57. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They continued to receive data after the burn cut off. From Arstechnica (http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/10/mars-may-have-claimed-another-spacecraft/): "After the thrusters cut off, Schiaparelli continued to beam back telemetry data for 19 seconds. The likely scenario is that the probe crash landed at high speed, but investigations are ongoing."

    58. Re:So it appears . . . by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      with that approach, you should expect only the lowest quality software engineers, as anyone worth a shit will do something else where they won't get prosecuted.

      go into politics

    59. Re: So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Gee, you'd think some engineer mght have thought about there being no oxygen on Mars before sending rocket thrusters there that burn. They should come up with a two part propellant that provides its own oxidizer. And make it so it ignites automatically when the two parts mix - no flame required. And they should call it hydrazine.

      Your license to comment is hereby revoked.

    60. Re:So it appears . . . by sjames · · Score: 1

      OK, but you won't like it. That will mean the software doesn't release until the lead programmer says so. No ifs ands or buts. If management presses too hard on that issue, THEY go to jail. Expect prices to get a lot higher and development time to multiply. Provide a high quality hardware platform or no go. No substituting hardware later or you invalidate the sign-off. Expect to have a computer dedicated to that application and that application only. Be sure to get any thing added to the LAN approved...

    61. Re: So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These activities aren't timed. The chute is cut when g forces reach a certain level. The thrusters are controlled based on the radar altimeter and the inertial navigation unit.

    62. Re: So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up.

    63. Re:So it appears . . . by thegarbz · · Score: 0

      Someone should go to jail for a very long time as soon as we figure out exactly what was screwed up.

      Really. Criminal conviction, huh? Programmer in prison? Are you even listening to yourself?

      Would it be the Programmer? Or the Tester? Or the Project Manager that signed off on it? Or should it be the entire team?

      Hillary Clinton. Trump says we should blame her for everything that has gone wrong - ever. :-)

      And here I was thinking this thread was nonsense and no one should go to jail. But I'm strangely okay with this, especially if it means we can press the reset switch on the election.

    64. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you an aerospace engineer? No. Do you work at ESA? No. Did you work on the project? No. Then your opinion is shit, neckbeard, and I piss on your head.

    65. Re:So it appears . . . by slew · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, unlike Mars, there is no reason to set up a permanent colony in Antarctica.

      Oh, wait... maybe a permanent settlement on Mars is pointless as well? :) Apart from the whole "backup location for humanity, in case Earth gets creamed by an asteroid no one saw coming" thing. That has some far-fetched merit of sorts. However, due to the extremely hostile environment there, chances are that a Martian colony has a much higher probability of failing than civilisation on Earth in the first place, at least for centuries to come. So even in the most optimistic scenarios, it will be the thought that counts w/r to Martian settlement.

      FWIW, Early European settlements in North America not only had a high probability of failure, they did fail, prolifically.

      Here are a few well known examples...
      1526 San Miguel de Gualdape (Georgia) - failed due to food shortages, disease, native attacks
      1527 Jungle Prada (Florida) - abandoned after native attacks
      1541 Cap-Rouge (Quebec City) - failed due to harsh winter, scurvy, native attacks
      1562 Charlesfort (South Carolina) - abandoned due to fire destroyed supplies
      1565 St Augustine (Florida) - survived!
      1566 Fort San Juan (North Carolina) - failed, burned by natives
      1570 Ajacan Jesuit Mission (Virginia) - all killed by native attack
      1585 Roanoke (Virginia) - abandoned for some unknown reason ("lost colony of Roanoke")
      1599 Tadoussac (Quebec) - failed due to harsh winter, scurvy
      1607 Popham (Maine) - failed due to harsh winter, fire destroyed supplies
      1607 Jamestown (Virginia) - survived!

      I expect a few spectacular failures in the early attempts to colonize Mars. In a way, these new-world colonies were about as isolated as Mars (difficulties in financing voyages meant that colonies could be unsupplied and on their own for 2-3 years at a time). Although there won't be any natives attacking on Mars (or *are* there natives?), the things that undermined many colonies were disease, fires, and the environment which will be all real problems in any Martian colony.

    66. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enough O for that boom ?

    67. Re:So it appears . . . by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      It's not just how hard you check, but how incisively.

      Like my old boss used to say, "Check incisiver not harder."

      We had him locked up.

    68. Re:So it appears . . . by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Think about it, we reached the South Pole over 100 years ago and even so we still don't have Antarctians permanently living there.
      Because there is no point in permanently living there. 3 months total night, 2 x 3 months twilight, 3 months total day time. How would you build something self sustaining there? And: why?

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    69. Re:So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point is that it is far less likely to fail at the same time, for the same reason. It's mostly independent in terms of probability. And.... if we never start, it'll never overcome the problems. This is a start.

    70. Re:So it appears . . . by Alomex · · Score: 1

      You can ask the exact same questions about living in Mars.

    71. Re:So it appears . . . by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      Landing a manned ship on Mars is actually theoretically more reliable, because it's too massive for anything except rockets to be considered. That makes it insanely expensive, but more reliable than parachutes and skycranes and bouncing landers and so forth.

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    72. Re:So it appears . . . by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      Unless the Earth crashes into Mars, the impact isn't going to melt the planet's crust. You can do an underground backup of humanity much more cheaply on Earth than on Mars.

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    73. Re:So it appears . . . by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      No. On mars you can live easier than in the (Ant-) Arctics.
      The only "drawback" is the distance.

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    74. Re: So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another case of a decimal point in the wrong place,read 3.4 seconds,instead of the needed 34 seconds..

    75. Re:So it appears . . . by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      In Antarctica, you can do something you can't do on Mars: breathe! You've got the standard Earth radiation protection package (an optional extra on Mars), and the gravity is guaranteed to be strong enough for human health. (I don't know about Mars gravity: we know that 1G is enough, and 0G is way too little. Anybody know of research on this?) It's possible to get there with an ordinary aircraft or ship in a relatively short time, with gravity, air, and radiation shielding provided.

      I think the biggest attraction is human-breathable air at human-friendly pressure, but there are others.

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    76. Re:So it appears . . . by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      On Mars you can breath perfectly well inside of your suit or in a shelter.
      In Antarctica you can breath outside of the shelter until you are frozen to death.
      I don't see a big difference :)

      The radiation issue is overrated any way. Where do you think the magnetospere of earth is directing the 'radiation' to? Hm .... ? Can't be so hard to figure :)

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    77. Re:So it appears . . . by Methadras · · Score: 1

      This technically should have never happen since that software and it's point-to-point instructions would have been or should have been audited for the process. I'm surprised this happened actually.

    78. Re:So it appears . . . by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      And here I was thinking this thread was nonsense and no one should go to jail. But I'm strangely okay with this, especially if it means we can press the reset switch on the election.

      Wow. It's a strange world we live in where we end up with an election as farcical as we have, and I get modded down for wishing we could start it over with new candidates.

    79. Re:So it appears . . . by drsquare · · Score: 1

      (difficulties in financing voyages meant that colonies could be unsupplied and on their own for 2-3 years at a time).

      And yet they had air, water, wood and agricultural land.

    80. Re:So it appears . . . by OffTheWallSoccer · · Score: 1

      OK, but you won't like it. That will mean the software doesn't release until the lead programmer says so. No ifs ands or buts. If management presses too hard on that issue, THEY go to jail. Expect prices to get a lot higher and development time to multiply.

      Sadly, we live in the opposite world. Products ship when marketing says so, or asses get beaten. Bugs? We'll get to those in the next release.

    81. Re: So it appears . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My point was even though they had air water land, the *reason* they failed (and they failed alot) was due to fire disease and environmental which will also be factors in a mars colony. Thus I predict failure for lots of early mars colonies.

    82. Re:So it appears . . . by sjames · · Score: 1

      That could be fixed by putting the teeth back into consumer laws.

    83. Re:So it appears . . . by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Cold-weather clothing doesn't require advanced technology, and can be improvised if necessary. If there's a failure in the Antarctic base, there's time to repair it. Pressure suits and airtight shelters do require advance technology, are hard to improvise, and the results of any problem can be deadly very quickly.

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  2. Damn metric time conversion. by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

    /s

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    1. Re:Damn metric time conversion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      To recycle the old joke, "There are two kinds of countries: the kind that use the metric system, and the kind with successful Mars rovers."

    2. Re:Damn metric time conversion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NASA uses metric, so does your military

    3. Re: Damn metric time conversion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That flew farther over your head than Schaperelli did.

    4. Re:Damn metric time conversion. by ventsyv · · Score: 1

      ESA has always used metric and NASA switched back in the 90s.

    5. Re:Damn metric time conversion. by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      No successful Mars Climate Orbiter though

    6. Re:Damn metric time conversion. by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      I came here to facetiously post this as well.

      "And the one time we used metric and imperial units? Massive failure.

      It's that damn metric system, I tell ya! It makes people think that math is easy!"

  3. Probably converted from metric wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some fractional decimal added up when they converted from metric to real units, and the cumulative error killed it.

  4. Re:All the engineers must be fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah. The money would have been better spent on a free solar panel installation program for civilian populations.
    We can sample Mars rocks after we have resolved some finer issues on this fucking planet first. Incidentally, spending on such a program would feed into the solar industry which would later be vital to Mars colonization.
    The probe was pure idiocy and pointless.

  5. Metres by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Metres Kilometres. We got the metric system. We don't need to write down the units, they just cancel.

  6. Re:All the engineers must be fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ALLO!

    I am Europe! I am your man! You may remember me from such threads yesterday as "Yankee Blue Jeans Does Not Really Work Harder Than Europe" and "I Will Bet Any Savage American Many Monies on Successful Mars Landing Tomorrow!"

  7. Kerbal Space Program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, I do this all the time in Kerbal Space Program. From my experience, they just need to make sure the parachute icons aren't red or yellow when they deploy them. It always sucks to go through a whole mission only to mess up your landing and waste everything. I suggest they revert to launch and try again.

    1. Re:Kerbal Space Program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They play on hard mode, sadly. No reverts, no quick saves even. And they have the new transmissions on very tight settings, too, yeesh.

      Atleast they have the kOS mod, and a few other nice mods.

  8. Repeating itself by TWX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't this essentially what happened to Mars Polar Lander? Incorrect sensory interpretation leading to the computer taking the wrong actions, thinking it was on the ground when it wasn't?

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    1. Re:Repeating itself by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      essentially what happened to Mars Polar Lander? Incorrect sensory interpretation

      The name confused the math team; they accidentally used polar coordinates.

    2. Re:Repeating itself by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      No, you're thinking about one of the Die Hard movies.

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    3. Re:Repeating itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading your joke I heard the noise when a contestant on price is right gets it wrong.

    4. Re:Repeating itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I used to call that sound an orchestral sigh, now I just call it "the Trump."

    5. Re:Repeating itself by TWX · · Score: 1

      Poor Lt. O'Brien... He dies in almost all of the movies that aren't *Star Trek*.

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  9. Re:I hate it when that happens. by rudy_wayne · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, everyone "jettisons too early" once in a while.

  10. Hire people from NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ESA should consider hiring some people from NASA. (Or ESA and NASA has a secret agreement against poaching?)

  11. Grow up by sjbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Billions of dollars spent on hardware, and some fuckup software dude sends the whole thing crashing to the ground

    The proximal cause of failure is unknown at this time. There are people smarter and harder working than you working on it.

    This pisses me off.

    Oh well then I'm sure they'll care more now that you are "pissed off".

    Someone should go to jail for a very long time as soon as we figure out exactly what was screwed up.

    Ok asshole... For what crime exactly? What law was broken that justifies jail time? How about you tell that to them in person Mr. Anonymous Coward. Actually never mind since you aren't brave enough to put your name to your idiotic rant. Grow up you pathetic twit.

    1. Re: Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a European. You're expecting rationality from the people who jailed 7 scientists for failing to predict earthquakes.

      They're mostly childish assholes.

    2. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      congratulations! you just fed the troll! for your reward, tomorrow we'll see 10 times the number of usual troll posts!

      Same and for anyone who voted ^ up.

    3. Re:Grow up by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Ok asshole... For what crime exactly?

      The crime of pissing him off, obviously.

  12. Young lads in Martian Air Defence by I4ko · · Score: 2

    The Martian society salutes you. Job well done.

  13. Disappointed with the Press Conference by idji · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was very disappointed and angry at the ESA Press Conference this morning. Last night when they suspected (knew) [There is no way this landing was designed to not return a success signal immediately] the Lander had crashed they silenced everyone and announced a press conference at 10 AM the next morning.
    At the Press Conference they emphasised the success of the orbiter and mentioned NOTHING at all about data from the lander. They left that all to questions from the Press. Basically all questions from the Press were about the lander and the data (and they were good questions - no stupid questions came), and they drip fed a piece of info at a time to the journalists.
    I believe the suits at ESA were in damage control because they are scared about losing funding for the 2020 lander so they mentioned NOTHING about the crashed lander, so that when politicians check on the press releases/conferences in months to come there is NO info on the crash, but in a few days the world will know anyway, especially if NASA gets a photo of the impact and debris.
    They did not make any statements at all (e.g. yes we got data from the Lander, the rockets fired for only 3-4 seconds, something went wrong with the parachute and we suspect a very hard landing) in a controlled and orderly way, they forced the journalists to extract it from them relunctantly.
    I was super disappointed about scientists playing politics and covering up what they obviously knew the audience wanted to know. It was sickening.
    And, yes, I live in Europe and yes, I want my tax Euros to fund the 2020 Lander, but I'm angry at scientists playing politics and ignoring the audience who wanted to know what happened last night and they deliberately said nothing.

    1. Re:Disappointed with the Press Conference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw this too, and the press conference looked more like a game show than something important from a major space agency.

    2. Re:Disappointed with the Press Conference by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 3

      It is possible that they wanted to have completed some kind of analysis to determine exactly what happened before they started talking about it.

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    3. Re:Disappointed with the Press Conference by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      It is possible that they wanted to have completed some kind of analysis to determine exactly what happened before they started talking about it.

      This is Murica, we guess quickly, and talk out of our ass.

    4. Re:Disappointed with the Press Conference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've only been part of 30 or so aircraft mishap investigations, but I'm sure that in the space world, where you only have telemetry, none of that confusing physical evidence, that you can perform an accurate mishap analysis in 45 minutes. Seriously, all the rest of that time is just bullshit to cover people's asses, right? I mean, we already know all of the possible failure modes, and deliberately didn't design around them, so it's just a matter of pasting a few hundred megabytes of data still getting transmitted into an excel spreadsheet and VLOOKUP will tell you which failure mode occurred.

      You're as fucking stupid as the "prosecute the programmers" poster above.

    5. Re:Disappointed with the Press Conference by Rei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Indeed. I live in Europe, but I find little that's admirable about ESA in comparison to NASA. They're not nearly as open with the public, nor nearly as successful. NASA has its faults, but I'd take a European version of NASA over the ESA any day.

      The openness issues don't just stem to press conferences. They also embargo mission data a lot more and have more strict licenses on reuse of ESA products. It's.... let's just say "unfortunate". And it needs to change.

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    6. Re:Disappointed with the Press Conference by TheSouthernDandy · · Score: 1

      I was super disappointed about scientists playing politics and covering up what they obviously knew the audience wanted to know.

      Working in a U.S. National Lab, I can say with some likelihood of correctness that any scientists speaking in front of cameras were almost certainly having their strings pulled by the hidden suits in Management, a separate division. So while it might have seemed like scientists were covering their tracks, they almost certainly would have lost their jobs if they'd been open, honest, and forthright without Management's vertiginous spin.

      (And, any scientists that should lose their jobs over confusing seconds with minutes, or whatever happened here, would not be put into the spotlight)

    7. Re:Disappointed with the Press Conference by chispito · · Score: 1

      I believe the suits at ESA were in damage control because they are scared about losing funding for the 2020 lander so they mentioned NOTHING about the crashed lander, so that when politicians check on the press releases/conferences in months to come there is NO info on the crash, but in a few days the world will know anyway, especially if NASA gets a photo of the impact and debris.

      The ESA in general seems to hold their cards a lot closer than NASA. I suppose there are cultural or political reasons like you suggest, but it's annoying if you're used to the flood of information NASA releases.

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    8. Re:Disappointed with the Press Conference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. Where do I sent the cheque?

  14. SPECULATION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - ESA didn't say that
    - They said "it's possible that or ..." , minute ~30 : https://livestream.com/ESA/mar...

    - No other statement was published after that and no source is attached to the article.
    - BBC claims this would be fact, however BBC also said this mission is "about drilling with a probe"

    1. Re:SPECULATION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BBC also said this mission is "about drilling with a probe

      Maybe that wasn't a design goal, but in the end the probe may have drilled a pretty good hole.

      Captcha: crushed

  15. Worst DMCA abuse? Nah. by Maritz · · Score: 1

    This was the worst.

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  16. A dash cam would have really helped by billrp · · Score: 1

    And you can probably blame the metric system since the landing rockets fired for only 3 seconds instead of 30 - that 10x stuff makes everything look too simple

  17. Re:I hate it when that happens. by iggymanz · · Score: 2

    for some the rocket can't lift off

  18. MRO imaging of crash site? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will MRO attempt to image the crash site with its high res camera?

    Maybe it would give some clues about what source of problem there was.

    1. Re:MRO imaging of crash site? by Rei · · Score: 1

      If MRO sees it, it should be a smouldering wreck, the kind you'd expect from mostly full hydrazine tanks slamming into a surface at high speeds

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    2. Re:MRO imaging of crash site? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, MRO was able to find useful information about the cause of the Beagle 2 failure.

      Any bit of data can potentially help in pinpointing failure causes.

    3. Re:MRO imaging of crash site? by Rei · · Score: 1

      Beagle 2 didn't involve, as mentioned, " a smouldering wreck, the kind you'd expect from mostly full hydrazine tanks slamming into a surface at high speeds"

      Shiaparelli ditched its parachutes and stopped thrusting while moving at high speeds at high altitude. There's a lot we don't know, but among the things we do, is that it's not just standing there in the sky, Wile E. Coyote style, waiting for someone to point out to it that it should be falling.

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  19. Premature ejettonisation by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    That happens.

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  20. Re:I hate it when that happens. by Humbubba · · Score: 1

    Breaking News: SpaceX offers Jeff Bezos a free ride.

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  22. Re:I hate it when that happens. by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    An Italian probe named after Schiaparelli... Maybe the probe's visual system got confused because it thought it had identified canals on the surface.

  23. Too Bad the US Pulled Out by Kagato · · Score: 1

    It's too bad budget cuts in the US forced JPL to back out of the program. While the US has several spectacular failures, they also have even more successes. The fact that they got the Rube Goldberg landing device for the Curiosity lander to work is an engineering wonder in itself. Hopefully Europe has the same tolerances for learning from mistakes as the US.

    1. Re:Too Bad the US Pulled Out by jittles · · Score: 1

      It's too bad budget cuts in the US forced JPL to back out of the program. While the US has several spectacular failures, they also have even more successes. The fact that they got the Rube Goldberg landing device for the Curiosity lander to work is an engineering wonder in itself. Hopefully Europe has the same tolerances for learning from mistakes as the US.

      [badjokeeel] It sounds to me like JPL pulled out just in time.[/badjokeeel]

  24. Are you trying to kill the space program? by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Yeah, whoever signed off on it. Who's head of the ESA these days? Maybe 'jail for a very long time' is a bit harsh though.

    Anyone who seriously believes that sending people in the space program to jail for a failed mission is a good idea is an idiot. If you want to kill a space program that would absolutely be the fastest way to make it happen short of completely defunding one. What engineer or program manager is going to risk going to jail for making an innocent error in a calculation?

    Some missions are going to fail. Get over it. It's the cost of doing business if you want to go into space. Only a complete imbecile would treat that as some sort of criminal act.

    1. Re:Are you trying to kill the space program? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      I wasn't seriously agreeing with the prospect of sending someone to jail. OP seemed to be implying find what the specific error was, find who made it and punish them harshly, I was just pointing out it doesn't really matter who made the actual error, who ever approved it is ultimately at fault. And it cost a lot to jail someone, so he's suggesting waste money on punishing someone who caused money to be wasted (even though it wasn't really). Maybe have that person not in a position to approve the next one is about the worst that should happen imho.

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  25. Beagle 2 by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    Maybe start with the Beagle 2, maybe they are cozying up together? ;)

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  26. Manned mission by ebonum · · Score: 1

    Don't worry. They won't feel a thing during the landing.

  27. The Matrix's fault, Mars slipped by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    It may be a problem with the Matrix

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  29. Real engineering is expensive by sjbe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Real engineers go to jail when they fuck up.

    People who pretend to be engineers go to jail. Did you actually read your link? It's nothing but people with forged documents and other fraudulent acts. Nothing about sending people to jail for honest errors where nobody died.

    Maybe a little accountability for you "coding is an art" folks would be a good thing?

    If someone is willing to pay for the proper quality control structures then fine. Most software engineering quality control is severely budget limited. There are folks out there who know how to write incredibly robust software but doing that isn't cheap and it isn't merely a matter of throwing money at the problem either. It's not a secret how to do it but it isn't cheap and it isn't easy. If you want people to do a better job then you need to give them the resources and organizational structure necessary to make it happen.

    Answer this. Would you do a job where you could go to jail for making a error in a calculation? Especially if no one was injured?

  30. Re:Crazy "Curiosity" Landing worked.. Schiaparelli by Octorian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Only thing crazier, would be to put balloons around a lander and let it bounce to a landing. Could you even imaging such a thing?

    Ahh yes, Pathfinder, Spirit, and Opportunity :-)

  31. Optimist by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    So what if the parachutes deployed too early? So long as they deployed, one would assume they they would do their job regardless (eventually). Unless of course there were also parameters to detach and eject the parachutes just prior to landing or rocket burn. Perhaps having the Parachutes deploy so early slowed the craft so much that only a very short burn was even required to land safely.

    The optimist in me likes to think that in doing so, about the only thing that might be causing the "delay" is that I believe Mars has wind, sometimes considerable, within its atmosphere which if it loitered in too much could be conceivably off course and land someplace else. Which on the negative side of things could have had it land in a crevasse or something, but more likely it could just be causing some communication trouble because they are pointing their communication efforts at the wrong location.

    1. Re:Optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So what if the parachutes deployed too early? So long as they deployed, one would assume they they would do their job regardless (eventually).

      They didn't deploy to early they jettisoned to early RTFA.

    2. Re:Optimist by irrational_design · · Score: 1

      Wait... are you saying that the parachutes actually needed to be attached to the lander? Why doesn't anyone tell us these things?!

      (Oh, and it's "too early", not "to early")

    3. Re: Optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parachutes didnt deploy early. The chute cable was cut early. This means the craft was too high and too fast when the landing rockets fired. Deploying the chutes early would be a problem because the increased speed of the air would shred the canopy when it tried to open.

  32. Re:Crazy "Curiosity" Landing worked.. Schiaparelli by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Rube Goldberg called NASA and wanted Curiosity's landing mechanism back.

    When I first saw all the steps involved, the WTF light on my forehead was flashing red. I was surprised it actually worked and had mentally prepared for a failure just before it landed. Good thing I didn't go to a betting site.

    Curiosity's landing system was partly a test of "hovering" technology that will allow finer-tuned positioning in the future so that rovers don't waste time and wear roving in boring areas to get to the "good stuff".

  33. Re:Crazy "Curiosity" Landing worked.. Schiaparelli by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

    Bubble wrap is a mature (and fun) technology used for safeguarding fragile objects from damage suffered by falling to the ground. Wrapping a lander in balloons is just a generalization of that technology ;)

  34. Re: I hate it when that happens. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when you can ride our coattails to the stars.

    With Russian rocket engines.

  35. Can't land by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How come the ESA keeps screwing up the landings? They fracket up Rosetta too.

  36. Fix the problem not the blame by sjbe · · Score: 2

    OP seemed to be implying find what the specific error was, find who made it and punish them harshly, I was just pointing out it doesn't really matter who made the actual error, who ever approved it is ultimately at fault.

    Incorrect. The fault lies in the system that permitted the error to occur. It's (probably) not the fault of a person but of the structure in which that person works. Assigning fault to an individual is generally a waste of time and usually counter-productive. To use a crude example it's like shooting your dog because it peed on the rug. It technically solves the problem in a sense (the dog won't do it again) but it won't result in the outcome that is truly desired.

    My day job is to to run a manufacturing company. When we have an error occur the first thing we look at is whether the production system was set up to prevent the error. Maybe the work instructions weren't clear. Maybe the inspection procedures were faulty. The error is almost never because an individual was being irresponsible. You can say that the responsibility falls to management and that is true but it misses the point. The point is that mistakes are not systematically fixed by just finding the proximal or authorizing party and punishing them. Fix the problem not the blame.

  37. Lithobraking by dmaul99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So the emergency lithobraking maneuver didn't do the trick then. This sucks. Really.

  38. It's probably on vacation in Deimos by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    You know, Deimos is nice this time of the Martian year

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  39. Re:Crazy "Curiosity" Landing worked.. Schiaparelli by joh · · Score: 1

    Viking 1 in 1976 landed exactly like Schiaparelli and it worked fine, at the first try. Heat shield, parachutes, landing rockets, touchdown. Worked for years, too.

    Mars is hard, but it seems to be harder for some than for others.

  40. Re:Clean up needed in aisle 11 by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 0

    Perhaps we can get the USA built and launched Opportunity rover to motor over there and clean up the mess. It might take 25 years to get there, but hell it has been running for 11 years, what's another quarter century?

    You forgot the obligatory XKCD. Shame on you.

  41. Re:I hate it when that happens. by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    It's strange, though, because Italians are usually pretty good at delivering disc-shaped things.

  42. Many eyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Being closed means no one points out your mistakes. I see this kind of thing time and time again. People hide problems. This is always fatal to any engineering endeavor.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huygens_%28spacecraft%29#Critical_design_flaw_partially_resolved

  43. Re:Crazy "Curiosity" Landing worked.. Schiaparelli by painandgreed · · Score: 1

    When I saw the video of the "7 minutes of Terror" and the crazy landing system for Curiosity, I thought, "Seriously, all of these mechanisms are required?".

    Then I saw the Schiaparelli, landing, and I thought, "can the do this successfully in what appeared to be a more 'straight-forward' approach?"

    We now, it appears, know why Curiosity had the landing system designed the way they did. Only thing crazier, would be to put balloons around a lander and let it bounce to a landing. Could you even imaging such a thing?

    Yes, that's the trouble with the Martian atmosphere, enough to make landing by rockets problematic but not enough to slow things down. I remember reading an article where a guy that works specifically on parachutes for re-entry vehicles said that a parachute only landing on Mars was not possible. Keep making the parachute bigger and you end up with deminishing returns for weight and other reasons before it will slow things down enough. Likewise, supersonic entry into an atmosphere with rocket tech at the time wasn't possible either. Also, this is just for fairly small craft of just a one ton. When dealing with a human landing on Mars and you are talking something like 40 tons and much, much harder to land. Currently, the hope is that SpaceX can use their technology for first stage re-entry and landing to Mars and use it there for similar rocket based re-entry.

  44. Last throughts of Schiaparelli by edxwelch · · Score: 2

    "Whatâ(TM)s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ⦠ow ⦠ound ⦠round ⦠ground! Thatâ(TM)s it! Thatâ(TM)s a good name â" ground!

    I wonder if it will be friends with me?"

    1. Re:Last throughts of Schiaparelli by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      I was thinking that it was, like, 17 seconds of "Wheeeeeeeee!" followed by two seconds of "OH SHIT!"

  45. Re: Crazy "Curiosity" Landing worked.. Schiaparell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only difference between curiosity's edl and schiaparelli's was lowering curiosity on a cable during the hover. Schiaparelli is much lighter than curiosity and they chose to simply drop it the last couple of meters. They don't want the rockets to lower the craft all the way to the ground because it kicks up rocks. Even with curiosity they still ended up with some rocks on top of the lander which can seriously jam things up.

  46. Re:Clean up needed in aisle 11 by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

    TFA has a graphic showing landing locations for the various probes. From an analysis of the pixels, it appears that Opportunity and Schiaparelli landed in the same location. Of course, by now Opportunity is halfway up Olympus Mons, but maybe it could look behind itself and find the hydrazine cloud.

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  47. Re:All the engineers must be fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but can you say that in European?

  48. Re:I hate it when that happens. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh boy, the last people on the plamet who can make any sort of generalizations about others are the Belgians. You come from a non-nation without any relevant history, that most people in the world cannot even point to on a map or recall having read about in history books, and that would basically be bankrupt without all the EU offices (i.e., jobs) in Bruxelles, which is probably why it is the only place in europe where eurosceptic parties still haven't skyrocketed in the polls.

    The Italians are known for several things: their world-class art and architecture, their huge history, the beauty of their cities and landscapes, and of course their food. You're known for simply nothing, except maybe for having the ugliest capital city in the west: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    It's really not in your interest to make fun of others, you'd just make fun of yourself.

  49. I know where it is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On Mars... Here and there.

  50. Re:I hate it when that happens. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    I thought that was the Americans? (Along with movies, music and microcode?)

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  51. Photographic search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the Americans will use one of their satellites at Mars to image the targeted landing zone to see if they can detect any hardware ... the chances are slim because the probe is small

    Yeah, but the crater will probably be big enough to see from orbit.

  52. Re: I hate it when that happens. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plamet erth

  53. Re: I hate it when that happens. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plamet erth

    This is not Usenet, and we're not in 1981. Grammar-trolling is just prehistoric.
    https://www.urbandictionary.co...

  54. Premature jettison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry, it happens to all of us occasionally...

    Next time, think of baseball statistics. Or Hillary Clinton.

  55. Re:I hate it when that happens. by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 1

    Also, look at the bright side: it will go down in history as Shrapnelli :)

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  56. Mark Watney could have landed it... by kimgkimg · · Score: 1

    Where's Matt Damon when you need him?

  57. Re: I hate it when that happens. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Belgium,man Belgium.
    The worst swear in the universe !!!
    Also known as the most boring,tedious people on the planet,even worse than the Swiss !!!

  58. Re:Crazy "Curiosity" Landing worked.. Schiaparelli by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    When dealing with a human landing on Mars and you are talking something like 40 tons

    This obesity thing is really getting out of hand.

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  59. Re: I hate it when that happens. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My opinion about the Belgians, or at least the Walloons, might dramatically improve if they really managed to stop the CETA trade deal. I hope they don't give in.

  60. Re:I hate it when that happens. by syntotic · · Score: 1

    I am sure Europe is being sabotaged because Musk now looks Chinese and the Chinese do not have to engage in traditional wars only to please our advantages. Do not take my word on this eh? I am sabotaged to the point of missing Nobel prizes, plural.

  61. Re:I hate it when that happens. by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    If it had been a Belgian probe, we would have laughed even harder. You obviously don't know any Belgians.