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More NFL Players Attack Microsoft's $400M Surface Deal With The NFL (yahoo.com)

An anonymous reader writes; "These tablets always malfunction," complained one NFL offensive lineman in January, foreshadowing a growing backlash to Microsoft's $400 million deal with the NFL to use Surface tablets. Friday the coach of the San Francisco 49ers and their controversial quarterback Colin Kaepernick both complained they've also experienced problems, with Kaepernick saying the screen freezes "every once in a while and they have to reboot it."

Friday Microsoft called their tablet "the center of the debate on the role of technology in the NFL," saying they deeply respect NFL teams "and the IT pro's who work tirelessly behind the scenes to help them succeed." It included quotes from NFL quarterbacks -- for example, "Every second counts and having Microsoft Surface technology on sidelines allows players and coaches to analyze what our opponents are trying to do in almost real time." But Yahoo Finance wrote that "The quotes read like they were written by the Microsoft public relations team," arguing that Microsoft's NFL deal "has been a disaster... The tablets failed to work during a crucial AFC Championship game last January -- again for the New England Patriots... sports media interpreted that the malfunction benefited the Broncos on the field, giving the team an unfair advantage -- the very last thing Microsoft's tablets, meant to aid coaches in their play calling, should be doing."

The NFL issued a statement calling Microsoft "an integral, strategic partner of the NFL," adding "Within our complex environment, many factors can affect the performance of a particular technology either related to or outside of our partner's solutions."

236 comments

  1. Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the rate as our iPads, I believe that. Of course, they're real computers and more complicated, but sixty times more is just killing our IT department.

    1. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For us, it was only about eight-fold more often, but since we do medical billing software, it doesn't take long at all to pay for an entire replacement. Currently, we provide one spare for every four iPads. For our older software that runs on Windows, we proved one spare Surface for every Surface used. It's painful maintaining that many extra devices.

    2. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how many of these break downs are a result of the tablets being abused to hell and back. How many coaches drop them, throw them, get them soaked...

    3. Re:Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Citation needed.

      That kind of a failure rate would put any company out of business.

    4. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course coaches maltreat tablets. The question is why the NFL didn't anticipate this and buy them ruggedized laptops.

    5. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Desler · · Score: 4, Funny

      The question is why the NFL didn't anticipate this and buy them ruggedized laptops.

      There are about 400 million reasons.

    6. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what about them fails? I assume you're not having similar problems with desktop and laptop PCs?

    7. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur with my own experience. That said nearly every failure has been the result of Windows 10 rather than hardware failure. If these things are so critical it sounds like they should revert back to a known image of the OS for each game.

    8. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by reboot246 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft should seriously consider fixing Windows 10. It has the potential to be a great OS, but Microsoft's spyware and insistence on forced updates cripple it.

    9. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Microsoft should seriously consider fixing Windows 10."

      Microsoft should seriously consider fixing Microsoft.

      Windows 10 is possibly the worst spyware ever made. Quoting: "Buried in the service agreement is permission to poke through everything on your PC."

    10. Re:Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hypothetically, if you have one support call for an iPad every two months, and one support call for a Surface every day, but 1000 employees with each, neither one would be enough to put a company out of business but the Surface would be 60x as much.

    11. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      They are supposed to be ruggedized. Apparently, they're not ruggedized enough.

    12. Re:Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "real computers" huh?

      How are they "real computers"? What makes a Surface Pro any more "real" than an iPad? The SP has a multi-core CPU. The iPad has a multi-core CPU. The Surface Pro has RAM. The iPad has RAM. The Surface Pro executes instructions. The iPad executes instructions.

      The iPad is just as real a computer as the Surface Pro. What you mean by "real" is really "runs a desktop operating system". Which, as we've seen, is a bad idea for a tablet. Especially when that desktop operating system is Windows. All the fun that people have with configuring and managing Windows on the desktop, now in the palm of your hands!

    13. Re:Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by MitchDev · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At this point, from a PR perspective, I bet M$ is wishing everyone was still calling them iPads....

    14. Re:Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I walked into a Microsoft store last year to check out the new Surface tablets (for drawing on). Of the three I played with, the first one blue-screened, and the second got stuck in some transition mode that made the desktop bounce up and down constantly. The third one seemed to work, but the 2 employees were too busy trying to fix the first two to answer many questions. At least the XBox that was entertaining my kids worked fine.

      So I walked down the mall to the Apple Store and bought an iPad instead. Funny how everything always works at the Apple Store.

      Windows is bad enough on a desktop, but a tablet? You're just asking for any of a thousand tiny things to go wrong.

    15. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The web browser constantly crashing (happens much more often on Microsoft's 2 GB tablets), sound quitting, screens suddenly dimming and not responding to the brightness setting, unresponsive touchscreens, and suddenly reduced WiFi range were the most common problems. Also, we got a lot of complaints about the temperature of the tablet. It would never get hot enough to do damage, but it was annoying to our customers. All of those problems plus of course crashing several times a week. I test sometimes on my old iPad 1 (which I still love because it's more rugged and I've dropped it on the bus dozens of times), and other than Safari crashing on overly complicated web pages since we haven't added pagination, it never crashes. It is everything a tablet should be, but then Apple added an overkill CPU, a thinner case, thinner/smaller battery, useless high DPI display, etc. and turned the new iPads into a bloated mess.

    16. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Agripa · · Score: 1

      I look at the thickness, hard plastic edges and corners, and lack of bezel and just laugh when they advertise any of these devices as ruggedized. I figure the ones without a flat edge preventing them from being tilted up against a backstop are deliberately designed that way because if they fall over they will be damaged.

      My handheld multimeters are a hell of a lot tougher and they *still* came with soft rubber boots.

    17. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft should seriously consider fixing Windows 10. It has the potential to be a great OS, but Microsoft's spyware and insistence on forced updates cripple it.

      This is almost irrelevant. The eco-system surrounding it includes things like Azure and Office356 which are chosen by IT departments because they are too lazy to do data migration. All of these tools have regular full-scale outages more often that AWS or Google have visible data-centre level outages and so would never be chosen by anyone who was serious about their work and its reliability.

      Basically, the people that use Windows are going to end up hating it anyway. This doesn't matter since they aren't the decision makers who have other priorities. For Microsoft it makes more financial sense to get the money out of the data than it does to worry about their user's, largely ignorable, feelings on the matter.

  2. Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by TigerPlish · · Score: 5, Informative

    Why not use something airline pilots are already using?

    Good enough for commercial aviation, good enough for pro football?

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    1. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think there were 400M reasons why they could not do this...

    2. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by rudy_wayne · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think there were 400M reasons why they could not do this...

      Exactly.

      I also like Microsoft's PR spin on this:

      It included quotes from NFL quarterbacks -- for example, ". . . having Microsoft Surface technology on sidelines allows players and coaches to analyze what our opponents are trying to do in almost real time."

      I can guarantee you that no football player anywhere has ever said that.

    3. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Footballs, like any business, requires a world-class suite of Productivity Solutions running on the best-selling operating system family out there. When I'm on the side of the football field area, I like that I can squirt a game strategy right into my spreadsheet, and it will calculate how I can sell the highest number of touched downs for the highest levels of productivity." -- NFL sports player

    4. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by ark1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's all about $$$, is Apple willing to shell $400m for such privilege?

    5. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by TigerPlish · · Score: 2

      It's all about $$$, is Apple willing to shell $400m for such privilege?

      Nah, Apple will build a (walled) garden around the NFL, and make the NFL pay for it.

      Oblig. wall jokes aside, it's all about the $$$ until the client decides the product is bunk and demands the vendor deliver on promises, backed by a team of legal sharks.

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    6. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by binarylarry · · Score: 2, Funny

      So that's what they did with the Zune team.

      Now the article all adds up.

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    7. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by Dracos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Apple doesn't need to, their devices have mindshare.

      MS is incapable of marketing effectively to end users (except XBox), so they must buy their mindshare.

    8. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apple's willing to let their competitor spend 400m to promote the iPad instead.

    9. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by alvinrod · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It included quotes from NFL quarterbacks -- for example, ". . . having Microsoft Surface technology on sidelines allows players and coaches to analyze what our opponents are trying to do in almost real time."

      Yeah, the opponents were probably getting frustrated at theirs failing as well.

      Jokes aside, I have a Surface Book which I haven't had any problems with so far, though I tend to use it more in notebook mode than as a tablet. I'm wondering if this has more to do with them using a poorly coded application that crashes or hangs all the time. iPads would probably make more sense though as there's probably less that can go wrong given how the OS tends to limit what apps can do and heavily restricts background processes.

    10. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Apple's willing to let their competitor spend 400m to promote the iPad instead.

      Shhhh! Don't help them figure that out!

    11. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, an NFL quarterback did say that. He's a 4th string QB that's on the practice squad and must buy a ticket to see the game.

    12. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple doesn't have to. They already call them iPads.

    13. Re: Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They forgot the part of the quote that said "... because we used flaws in the system to hack into our opponents devices".

    14. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lolololol

    15. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by johanw · · Score: 0

      Why would they? Now one of their competitors is paying to make Apple look better, it's a win-win for Apple.

    16. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not use something airline pilots are already using?

      Good enough for commercial aviation, good enough for pro football?

      The way it is used is as a glorified digital map and other documents reader and from what I hear some pilots say about it, it sucks.
      Even more they hated how crappy the Microsoft product was. Most all Pilots preferred the Apple Ipads over the microsoft tablets.
      http://appleinsider.com/articles/13/09/30/delta-pilots-fought-against-deal-to-replace-ipad-flight-bags-with-microsoft-surface

      BTW I despise both Apple and Microsoft

    17. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS had to buy XBox mindshare too. Xbox lost like 3 billion dollars. The 360 was in the red too from what I remember reading. It's not until *now* that the division is running at a profit, and I'd bet that it's not enough yet to have gained back that 3,000,000,000 the original run cost them.

    18. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by vakuona · · Score: 1

      I think there were 400M reasons why they could not do this...

      Reply to This

      I first read that as a clever pun on the Airbus A400M (as in they wouldn't want to crash an A400M), as well as the $400m price for the deal.

    19. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Why not use something airline pilots are already using?

      Good enough for commercial aviation, good enough for pro football?

      They are. Delta for instance issues Surface tablets to all pilots in lieu of the old hardcopy manuals and charts. It's not just iPads being used this way. Also, note the Wikipedia alert that the article you linked is "written like an advertisement".

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    20. Re: Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You jest, but the Zune team was put in charge of the Xbox One. Which would explain their disastrous initial announcement and everything that has followed. Source: I work in Seattle and have several friends at Microsoft.

    21. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      I thought the quote meant the devices had weak security.

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    22. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      What can the NFL say? "We want the $400 millions dollars you gave us back!"

      People pay for usable tech, loser companies have to pay companies to use their "tech"

    23. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having dealt with a company using iPads in the cockpit of a fleet of aircraft, and specifically having dealt with the FAA's insane rules around those iPads, I can tell you that they are not a cost-saving measure.

      And the pilots hate them. They'd rather just chicken scratch into a log book for their maintenance and flight-time recording obligations and never think about it again. And regulated (and therefore, specialized and overpriced) though they are, those logbooks are hella cheap compared to even one iPad, let alone the spare required to be in the cockpit as is the case with the iPad.

  3. Re:The Donald by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

    They're using Surface tablets?

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  4. Product placement by Silverhammer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's a product placement, not an actual solution.The NFL is counting it as advertising revenue. Therefore, no one cares what the end users and support staff think about it.

    1. Re:Product placement by KiloByte · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Therefore, no one cares what the end users and support staff think about it.

      To the contrary, such a resounding failure shows that at least in some cases, end users' opinions do matter. I personally don't give a flying intercourse about National (ie, USian) Football (ie, handegg) League, nor of any other football (real or american) league, but plenty of people Microsoft would want to market Surface to do care.

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    2. Re:Product placement by rudy_wayne · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a product placement

      Too bad most of the broadcasters covering the games refer to them as iPads.

    3. Re:Product placement by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Too bad most of the broadcasters covering the games refer to them as iPads.

      I was watching the playoff game where the Surfaces weren't responding... the television crew correctly referred to them as "Microsoft Surface" multiple times while discussing the problems.

      In the end, it doesn't really matter if this is an innate problem with the Surface, or if it's a problem with the supporting network infrastructure. Microsoft obviously pictured this as a huge PR opportunity, so they should've considered the possible issues and taken steps to deal with them ahead of time. Certainly stadium wifi congestion has been a known issue for quite a while - why didn't Microsoft think about it?

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    4. Re:Product placement by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      It's a product placement, not an actual solution.The NFL is counting it as advertising revenue. Therefore, no one cares what the end users and support staff think about it.

      If they can reduce reliance on ads maybe they will be allowed to reduce the turnaround time on plays and not have 6 second plays followed by 5 minutes of advertising?

      Theres a joke: Football players run miles in training; they run for 6 seconds, have a 5 minute break, run another 6 seconds and so on until they've run a mile!

      Football is slowed down so much for the sake of advertising with these huge breaks between plays while the players just wander about and slowly slowly organize themselves for the next play.

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    5. Re:Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We use ipads with echo software at every high school game to do the same thing and the clueless coaches never ever have a problem.

    6. Re:Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue lies in the (single) application in use. It is buggy, slow, and when it crashes, it crashes the tablet.

    7. Re:Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Football is slowed down so much for the sake of advertising with these huge breaks between plays while the players just wander about and slowly slowly organize themselves for the next play.

      That's why i like the non-stop action of soccer. 22 people randomly kicking a ball around until eventually someone accidentally kicks it into the goal.

    8. Re:Product placement by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      At the risk of stating the obvious... an application should never, ever be able to bring down the OS. If it can, it's a flaw in the OS.

      But in this case, do we really know what's going on? I've heard conflicting explanations. Just because a player says "we have to reboot" doesn't necessarily mean the OS isn't responding - they probably don't know how to kill an unresponsive app (how would you get to the task manager in tablet mode anyway, if that's still how it works?), so rebooting could just be a quick-and-dirty solution.

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    9. Re:Product placement by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm going to guess that those who complain about them don't (or even can't) distinguish crashes or freezes from connectivity issues. This isn't really a new story, as these sorts of glitches have been happening on occasion since being introduced. Given that these things obviously rely on wireless info feeds, and (as you indicated) that such wireless or communication systems fail in stadiums on occasion, I'm not sure I'd be so quick to blame the hardware or software.

      I've seen that, as an MMO developer, whenever an ISP has a problem, people immediately blame the developer for whatever lag or disconnectivity they're experiencing. I think it's human nature to blame the software or hardware sitting in front of them rather than some invisible infrastructure sitting in-between.

      I'd agree though, that this is something that Microsoft should have considered. It was risky to push something like this when there was a chance for very public and visible failures like that, even if it's not necessarily Microsoft's fault. Moreover, I really dislike the NFL pushing tools like this on the teams. They should have an opportunity to use their choice of technology when it comes to tools used in course of the game (within reasonable limits, of course). This is nothing like "official coffee of the NFL". This is a tool that can actually make an impact on the game if it succeeds or fails.

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    10. Re:Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a prolate spheroid, you nincompoop.

    11. Re:Product placement by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Given that the game has 1 hour of actual playing time and maybe 7 or 8 seconds of action per play and about 2 plays per minute that doesn't add up to much action in a game that drones on about 3 and a half hours. I've taken to DVR recording the games now and I start watching them after half time has ended. I fast forward through all the timeouts and commercials and generally I catch up to real time about the last few minutes of the game. I'm an Atlanta Falcons fan and generally all their games come down to the last 2 minutes anyway and I watch that live.

    12. Re:Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, more often, 22 people randomly kicking around a ball without anyone ever managing to kick it into a goal. ZZZzzz...

    13. Re:Product placement by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Football is slowed down so much for the sake of advertising with these huge breaks between plays while the players just wander about and slowly slowly organize themselves for the next play.

      That's why i like the non-stop action of soccer. 22 people randomly kicking a ball around until eventually someone accidentally kicks it into the goal.

      Or theres Rugby LOL. Soccer vs Rugby; Soccer is 90 minutes spent pretending you are hurt. Rugby is 80 minutes pretending you aren't hurt!

      Ice hockey is pretty good too for non stop action.

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    14. Re:Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. That's the same reason we ported our classroom app to a Universal Windows app from iOS. It's only because Microsoft paid us. The teachers hate it since it crashes so much more often and the battery life is crap, but we really didn't have a choice in the matter considering how much we were paid. The school districts hate it because they have to have so many more Surface spares for the teachers.

    15. Re:Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Question: Are crashes caused by the hardware (Surface computers) or software (Windows)?

      E.C.P.

    16. Re:Product placement by DraconPern · · Score: 2

      That's why a lot of games now include a 'lag meter' to let the user know it's not the software but the connection.

    17. Re:Product placement by ShaunC · · Score: 1

      I was watching the playoff game where the Surfaces weren't responding... the television crew correctly referred to them as "Microsoft Surface" multiple times while discussing the problems.

      That's a relatively new phenomenon and probably took many hours of re-training to achieve.

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    18. Re:Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine the bookies certainly do, as now they have to factor this into the spread.

      Really have to wonder just what the hell MS, or the NFL, is thinking with this response. No amount of advertising is going to fool several million football fans, when they don't see the coach, or coordinators with tablets in their hands. Back to the trusty binder it is. I'll laugh if the team winning the Super-bowl gets there with a lack of technology. I'd imagine a few coaches would tell the NFL to straight shove it, with the tablets.

    19. Re:Product placement by knorthern+knight · · Score: 3, Funny

      > That's a relatively new phenomenon and probably took many hours of re-training to achieve.

      Lemmee guess...

      Step 1) The tablets are first deployed. TV commenters call them "Ipads". Nasty letters from Microsoft legal.

      Step 2) The tablets are reported to freeze/crash/etc. TV commenters call them "Ipads". Nasty letters from Apple legal.

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    20. Re: Product placement by Osgeld · · Score: 1, Troll

      That horseshit hasn't been true in the last 70 years it's not true today no matter how many times you repeat it

    21. Re: Product placement by Osgeld · · Score: 4, Funny

      You must watch a different soccer, the one I watch stops the game every nanometer of ball travel for some bitch to fall on the ground all Nancy Carrigan style

    22. Re:Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can distinguish one thing...they can't fucking work. Who gives a shit whether it's a crash or freeze. Dumbshit.

    23. Re: Product placement by orlanz · · Score: 1

      Football isn't "slowed down". It was designed to support TV ads. It's a lazy spectator's sport. The whole ecosystem is designed from the ground up to be a show with branding, ads, and stuff to buy.

      No other sport fits the schedule of television as well as American Football. Nor has anything enjoyed its success. Comparatively, Pro Wrestling is a distant second.

    24. Re:Product placement by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 2

      They can distinguish one thing...they can't fucking work. Who gives a shit whether it's a crash or freeze.

      Just to clarify, I'm not blaming the coaches or players for that. I agree that from their perspective, if it doesn't work it doesn't work, and that's all that matters to them.

      Dumbshit.

      Feel better after lashing out at a random stranger on the internet? Happy to help you out with that.

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    25. Re:Product placement by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Certainly stadium wifi congestion has been a known issue for quite a while - why didn't Microsoft think about it?

      Because maybe it isn't WiFi congestion, eh?

    26. Re:Product placement by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Given that these things obviously rely on wireless info feeds, and (as you indicated) that such wireless or communication systems fail in stadiums on occasion [espn.com], I'm not sure I'd be so quick to blame the hardware or software.

      There are two things that matter: How stable the network is, and (more importantly), how resilient the hardware and software is to an unstable network (e.g., how quickly and transparently it re-aquires the network when it comes back, and whether it can fall-back to other resources if one data-path fails).

      And those things are specifically controlled by the hardware and software on the device.

    27. Re:Product placement by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      This. That's the same reason we ported our classroom app to a Universal Windows app from iOS. It's only because Microsoft paid us. The teachers hate it since it crashes so much more often and the battery life is crap, but we really didn't have a choice in the matter considering how much we were paid. The school districts hate it because they have to have so many more Surface spares for the teachers.

      Sounds like someone got a KICK-BACK... About time for a little investigation by your State's Audit board...

    28. Re:Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows user applications should never, ever need administrator privileges but they do anyway.

      It is also the Windows ecosystem that sucks balls. Microsoft can not fix it no matter how much they pay. The best course of action would be to deny administrator privs from all unsigned code. Then it would be harder to develop stupid software for a stupid platform in a stupid ecosystem.

    29. Re:Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like 22 people running around trying to kick people in the junk.

    30. Re:Product placement by izzo+nizzo · · Score: 1

      I think the people postulating that these issues are overwhelmingly related to connectivity and latency may be forgetting that most of these players are younger than us, and they grew up post-Internet. They may not have had MySpace pages but they know the difference between crappy Microsoft software and a wifi issue

    31. Re: Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off with your "soh-cher", it's football, it's the biggest game in the world, and the USA are NOT number 1.

      Your idea of a "World Series" is to only let teams from North America compete. Can't bear to lose, huh?

    32. Re: Product placement by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Baseball is pretty close: throw ball, hit ball, run, ad break, repeat.

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    33. Re: Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Canadian here. The only reason the USA isn't number one at soccer is because they don't want to be. Let's get real if they put all their effort and money into a team they could easily dominate the sport.

    34. Re: Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He must mean it in the British sense. You know, ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL, or soccer. When you think of the origin of the word and what it actually means, as opposed to what you would like it to mean, it's really s good fit.

    35. Re:Product placement by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      They're probably contractually obliged to use them. Having said that if you tape a bit of paper to the front you should be OK. You're still technically using it, just as a clipboard.

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    36. Re: Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The four major US sports leagues are miles ahead of pro wrestling with regard to viewership and revenues. That pro wrestling is second to the NFL is a bizarre idea to hold.

    37. Re: Product placement by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Try women's football (soccer). Lots less diving and cheating, much more fluid play. They don't have as many pro teams yet, but the last few World Cups had some great games.

      It seems like a lot of sports have gone that way. The more money in them, the less interesting they become to watch.

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    38. Re: Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like my 7 yo son the grandparent poster probably insists that it IS real.

    39. Re: Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You are kidding right? You must not be in tech/software support. Hell a few lines of code in Linux will bring it to its knees faster the Kaepernick hearing the national anthem.

    40. Re:Product placement by rowls66 · · Score: 1

      This. That's the same reason we ported our classroom app to a Universal Windows app from iOS. It's only because Microsoft paid us. The teachers hate it since it crashes so much more often and the battery life is crap, but we really didn't have a choice in the matter considering how much we were paid. The school districts hate it because they have to have so many more Surface spares for the teachers.

      Sounds like someone got a KICK-BACK... About time for a little investigation by your State's Audit board...

      Doesn't sound like a KICK-BACK to me. Microsoft pays application software companies to support Microsoft platforms. There is nothing wrong with that in a competitive market. Schools then buy the Microsoft platforms because they have the applications that schools want, and they believe that they provide the best value given other available market offerings. As an application software company, you should be very careful about providing your software on platforms that perform poorly. This poor performance will reflect badly on your software, and could cost you sales. So be careful who you take money from.

    41. Re:Product placement by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Step 2) The tablets are reported to freeze/crash/etc. TV commenters call them "Microsoft Surface" to get back at Microsoft.

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    42. Re:Product placement by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I am an actual "networking professional", and I can tell you, that there is often very little distinction between network infrastructure that isn't responding, and hardware that is on the verge of locking up. The only real way to tell is to "reboot" and see if it goes away. And that does make it look like it is the device, and not the network (to the untrained).

      We issue troubleshooting tips based on how easy they are to complete by the end user, and then assess from there. We don't tend to have easy tools that check for networking issues that the end user has access to.

      That being said, I actually believe that the infrastructure isn't there to support the number of devices, and the needs of those devices. I believe that it might be nearly impossible to not saturate the airwaves with signal to provide all the bandwidth all those thousands and thousands of devices need. There just isn't enough frequencies available.

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    43. Re: Product placement by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Baseball is all about story telling. You can tell a complete story between pitches. Sometimes two. It often takes longer to toss a pitch than it does to run a play or two in football.

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    44. Re: Product placement by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 0

      It may be more entertaining than men's soccer, if you're into soccer (I'm not), but it's hard for me to get past the fact that the best women's teams in the world (the ones that win the world cups and olympics and such) can be easily beaten by their own national under-17 boy's teams.

      I don't know why exactly, but knowing that the people I am watching are only competitive in the sport because of gender segregation, takes some of the excitement away for me.

    45. Re: Product placement by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Except in the US where the women would 100% destroy the men's team.

    46. Re: Product placement by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      You need to learn the difference between "shouldn't", "won't", and "can't".

      Applications should not be able to bring an OS down. They sometimes can and do - but they should not be able to do so.

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    47. Re: Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nancy Carrigan

      Kerrigan.

      You know, like in Starcraft. Which is a real sport.

    48. Re: Product placement by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Fuck off with your "soh-cher", it's football, it's the biggest game in the world,

      Doesn't really say much for tastes of the people in the rest of the world. You can have it.

  5. When I am doing something important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I always use Microsoft Windows 10. It never fails! Unlike the Patriots. They should have learned to use things like sign language so they can communicate with each other, and words.

    1. Re:When I am doing something important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh sure. Now you want the NFL to teach linebackers words.

    2. Re:When I am doing something important... by vtcodger · · Score: 4, Informative

      FWIW, Belichick was using a clipboard and a pencil on the sidelines today instead of a tablet. I assume it worked. The Patriots won.

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    3. Re:When I am doing something important... by vtcodger · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Oh sure. Now you want the NFL to teach linebackers words"

      Now, now. Those guys are college graduates. They know lots of words. Mostly short ones. But words nonetheless.

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    4. Re:When I am doing something important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those guys are college graduates. They know lots of words. Mostly short ones. But words nonetheless.

      But not, apparently, "No".

    5. Re:When I am doing something important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But do they have the BEST WORDS?

  6. Hardware or Software? by ad454 · · Score: 0

    Are the stability issues due to the Surface Pro hardware or Windows 10 software?

    I am much more inclined to think that it is the latter.

    1. Re:Hardware or Software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Given the shit storm generated by the anniversary update, and the subsequent failed patches, I'd say the latter.

      In my case, the last few cumulative updates fail to install unless I remove my usb mouse. That is fucked up in the extreme.

    2. Re:Hardware or Software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What shit storm? What failed patches?

      Your USB mouse isn't stopping anything from installing. Stop lieing.

    3. Re:Hardware or Software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, what shit storm? I updated 2 desktops, a tablet PC, and 3 notebooks. Windows 10 is a solid OS, as far as your hardware, that's a different story.

      Is your mouse a Razer by chance? So one of those mice that won't work unless you've registered an account with this greedy-account-driven-company? One of those mice that requires an internet connection to work? BTW, my old razer, which broke -- because that's what they do -- hyped the fact it had a gold connector, but when I re-purposed its USB cable to fix an old Logitech keyboard that had a damaged one, I noticed that this company was too cheap to even use copper wiring.

    4. Re:Hardware or Software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not hardware and Windows is not solid -- at all.

      My mouse stops working. I remove it and put it back and it works again. The hardware has not stopped, the mouse didn't overheat. It's just the OS that decided not to see it anymore.

      Now, it's on the back of the CPU, so I decide to connect it to front USB ports -- just to make testing easier.

      It doesn't work. A balloon states it is searching for a driver for the mouse. What for? Does Windows have different drivers for the same mouse if we plug it on different USBs? Why the f*? I do it at home in Linux all the time, I can connect the mouse to any of the USB ports. It works instantly. Why not in Windows (which idiots say it's easier)?

      After some time I get tired of waiting for the driver to install, because the minutes go away and nothing happens. I look at the screen and there's a message inside the balloon: "Click here for more info". OK, please tell me because I may be stupid since I'm not able to use the fine Microsoft software: how can I click on anything without a mouse?

      Well, I kinda feel the OS has won and put the mouse back on the same port it was connected to. Then it works and I quickly click on the balloon -- only to learn that there's an explanation about Windows not being able to get a mouse driver (online or from Windows Update, AFAIR).

      Duh, we have security standards, of course the PC won't reach Microsoft. The IT people cannot allow that. But how would I know if I didn't click on the balloon? And no, I can't do it without a mouse! Nobody can!

      And you know what? There's a message asking if I want to quit retrieving the mouse driver from Windows Update? Well, that won't work, so only a stupid user would insist on that (oh, wait, this is Windows, stupid user is the standard). So I click on quit or cancel or whatever, thinking I'll have the opportunity to locate the very same driver that is in use to see the mouse at the back of the CPU tower. (I did that before, it's not cool to look for a needed piece of software in your own machine -- the OS should know where it is... but... *sigh*).

      Except no. You say you don't want Windows to get the driver from some online repo and that's it. End of story, no further dialog. You just stay there looking at the screen -- without a mouse pointer!

    5. Re:Hardware or Software? by SirAudioMan · · Score: 1

      Ya, I know I've noticed this too. Mice works flawlessly on Linux and Mac OS X yet plugging in a standard mouse like a Logitech or Microsoft and it screws up on searching the drivers. It's a mouse, which is a standard HID compliant device. No special drivers should be needed for regular use. Sure, some extra fancy buttons MAY not work without the special driver.

    6. Re:Hardware or Software? by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      Ya, I know I've noticed this too. Mice works flawlessly on Linux and Mac OS X yet plugging in a standard mouse like a Logitech or Microsoft and it screws up on searching the drivers. It's a mouse, which is a standard HID compliant device. No special drivers should be needed for regular use. Sure, some extra fancy buttons MAY not work without the special driver.

      What Windows version? Was it the OEM install? Installed from scratch? Upgraded?

      What I find is that if common USB devices (keyboard, mouse) are not being detected and installed properly by any of the USB ports then that Windows computer typically does not have the right versions of the chipset drivers and/or the USB drivers installed. It's interesting that people here are willing to put a tonne of effort to get Linux to work but aren't willing to go through basic troubleshooting steps, such as downloading the latest drivers, to get Windows to work.

    7. Re:Hardware or Software? by macs4all · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It doesn't work. A balloon states it is searching for a driver for the mouse. What for? Does Windows have different drivers for the same mouse if we plug it on different USBs? Why the f*? I do it at home in Linux all the time, I can connect the mouse to any of the USB ports. It works instantly. Why not in Windows (which idiots say it's easier)?

      I can't speak to the Surface; but my work laptop, a Samsung RV511 running Win 7 Pro, has 3 USB ports. Two on the left side, and 1 on the right. I can plug something into either of the Left ports with no complaint; but if I plug that same device into the Right-hand Port, it acts like it has never seen it before. And vice-versa with something that was originally plugged into the Right-hand Port being moved over to the Left. It's a Brand New Day.

      All I can think of is that those two sets of Ports are probably on two different USB Controllers (remember, this is a LAPTOP. It isn't like we're talking on-board-ports vs. ports-on-a-PCI-card), and Windows is too retarded to poke around in its own Current Configuration to see if the damned DRIVER is actually ALREADY INSTALLED. Even if it had to make a redundant copy of the Driver, at least it could do it SILENTLY, rather than acting like a horse that was approached from the wrong side (horses have no Corpus Callosum; so each hemisphere has its own visual-record and memory); IOW, it freaks out...

      Say what you will about Macs and OS X, at least they don't do retarded shit like that! Glad to see Linux is also smart enough to recognize things that have been plugged in elsewhere before ON THE SAME COMPUTER.

    8. Re:Hardware or Software? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      What I find is that if common USB devices (keyboard, mouse) are not being detected and installed properly by any of the USB ports then that Windows computer typically does not have the right versions of the chipset drivers and/or the USB drivers installed. It's interesting that people here are willing to put a tonne of effort to get Linux to work but aren't willing to go through basic troubleshooting steps, such as downloading the latest drivers, to get Windows to work.

      If your OS needs a Driver to provide basic functionality with a USB HID device, the problem is with the OS, sorry!

      I can plug ANY random USB keyboard or Mouse into a Mac, and the MOST you will see is a "Identify this Keyboard" "Assistant" pop up the first time. And NEVER even that with a Mouse. It Just Works.

      Now if you want some "Advanced"/"Non-standard" Features, THEN you will likely have to install some software; but just to get basic functionality going. NEVER.

    9. Re:Hardware or Software? by SuperDre · · Score: 1

      As with the Anniversary update I also get random lockups and need to reboot with my regular PC, I would also say it's the software side, not the hardware..

    10. Re:Hardware or Software? by phorm · · Score: 0

      Now, it's on the back of the CPU, so I decide to connect it to front USB ports -- just to make testing easier.

      If you're plugging your mouse into the back of your CPU, I can see a problem right there. That's not going to work well in any OS.

    11. Re:Hardware or Software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they completely remove the USB ports so you don't have them.

      http://motherboard.vice.com/read/no-port-in-a-storm-apple-rumored-to-be-removing-usb-on-macbook-pro

    12. Re:Hardware or Software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's why:
      https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20041110-00/?p=37343/

    13. Re:Hardware or Software? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they completely remove the USB ports so you don't have them.

      http://motherboard.vice.com/read/no-port-in-a-storm-apple-rumored-to-be-removing-usb-on-macbook-pro

      Nice scare article. They are likely going to move to USB-C. Not even the same thing.

    14. Re:Hardware or Software? by SirAudioMan · · Score: 1

      Exactly

  7. Aside from wi-fi by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    these things should have zero problems. They're running a bunch of data driven apps, probably web apps. My cheapo LG phone crashes, sure. But it was $100 bucks. These are $1000+ tablets that are crashing enough for folks to complain. What the hell is going on?

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    1. Re:Aside from wi-fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They run exactly one application. They are locked down to run nothing else. They boot into the application. What is it that this application does? It shows overhead pictures of plays so that players and coaches can review the on-field strategy.

      Prior to the NFL's decision to use tablets, the pictures were printed in the team booth and delivered to the sidelines by runners. Why replace something that works with something new? Product placement $$.

      In short it was a technical decision made by the marketing dept. ("Hey, Microsoft will pay us for product placement... Somebody crap out an app over the weekend!")

    2. Re:Aside from wi-fi by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I can't remember the last time I had to hard boot a computer that I own either Mac or Linux. At work they've got Win 7 Pro on all our stuff and it's generally stable enough as I think it's been about 2 years since I had to hard boot one. When we had Vista about 50 percent of them where down at any one time. Win 7 was the best thing ever to happen to our IT guys.

    3. Re:Aside from wi-fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My cheapo LG phone crashes, sure. But it was $100 bucks. These are $1000+ tablets

      Strange that you think there is any real difference here. Both use an SOC and are in every way similar technology.

      You're probably one of those people that think an expensive car won't break down as much too.

    4. Re:Aside from wi-fi by macs4all · · Score: 1

      They run exactly one application. They are locked down to run nothing else. They boot into the application. What is it that this application does? It shows overhead pictures of plays so that players and coaches can review the on-field strategy.

      Prior to the NFL's decision to use tablets, the pictures were printed in the team booth and delivered to the sidelines by runners. Why replace something that works with something new? Product placement $$.

      In short it was a technical decision made by the marketing dept. ("Hey, Microsoft will pay us for product placement... Somebody crap out an app over the weekend!")

      Ok, so that explains the first couple of games; but I do think that they have had enough time to figure this out and fix it; and it's far-past getting embarrassing enough that even Joe-Six-Pack understands there is something wrong.

      So, perhaps there is a systemic problem afterall. And with the comments in this thread about the incredibly high failure rates for the Surfaces themselves, I'd bet that it isn't just something like crowded WiFi. If that were the case, the NFL would have LONG ago forced people to turn off their phones, or put them in Airplane Mode.

    5. Re:Aside from wi-fi by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      If they are getting data off a server, then the problem may be the WiFi link, not the tablet. If all the data is kept locally on the tablet, then yes, the surface pro sucks.

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    6. Re:Aside from wi-fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they should get rid of the tablets, get rid of the overhead cameras, get rid of the headsets, get rid of the cheat sheets and wristbands, and go back to Xs and Os on a clipboard; with the QB calling the plays and bringing plays in from the sidelines with a substitution.. just like the good ol' days... *that's* football. these days the game on the field is just the coaches playing some lame football league sim game.

  8. analyze what our opponents are trying to do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... It's as if we could almost read what they were doing on THEIR surface pros!
    Wait...

  9. And what about Wi-Fi by Pollux · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd love to see a more thorough technical analysis done. Put a debug tool that monitors the system in real-time. Analyze every sports stadium and their network and equipment infrastructure. And put out a whitepaper that details everything.

    Do we know if every NFL stadium has dedicated AP equipment with isolated and prioritized vLANs routing on-the-field device data directly to-and-from their supporting hardware infrastructure? Do we know if every device works with a clean OS install before every game? Are the servers consistent in every stadium? For all we know, someone may have patched two switches together across an old 100Mb link just to get things operational, or someone's running the hosting software on some old P4 server that can't handle the demand, or someone swapped the away team's AP with a cheapo D-Link unit they got at Target, or sixty thousand smartphones are choking the Surface tablet traffic.

    It's easy to blame things on Microsoft, especially when your profession is football and not IT. But, in my experience, more often than not, someone screwed up the infrastructure side of the equation.

    1. Re:And what about Wi-Fi by swb · · Score: 2

      My money is on wifi not working right.

      Wifi is a crapshoot in crowds that size, especially when you consider that > 90% of the fans in the stands have smartphones, all of which at least have wifi on and most of which probably have some setting that automatically connects them to open networks. At a minimum there's a bunch of RF noise from this alone.

      It's worse if you consider the number of stadiums that install wifi -- I've never been to one where it worked well and in many it doesn't work at all. And stadiums themselves are often a clusterfuck of management, "operated" by the team in terms of cash revenue but managed by some stadium commission as a physical facility so that the local taxpayer can pick up the tab for annoying facility costs that aren't related to making the team owner richer.

      It wouldn't surprise me at all if older stadiums retrofitted with wifi were done so on the local sports facility commission/taxpayer's dime and had all the usual corners cut as one might expect with such a project. The expectation (and effort) was probably decent coverage in luxury boxes, locker rooms and press areas. Fan seating areas get "covered" with a visible 2+ bar SSID, but nobody was willing to pay for RF engineering a workable solution for 70,000 people to actually use it.

      So at best they're operating in RF soup with proper APs nearby, hoping that between signal proximity and operating on the 5 Ghz band they will get useful coverage. At worst they're working in RF soup off a crap solution.

      Ideally, their software would be designed to be as network-independent as possible so that as much useful work as possible could be done without any network signal. But what do you bet it's a bunch of BS cloud based bullshit, dependent on appy Azure apps that Microsoft is hoping NFL teams and their corporate leaders will buy into even further.

    2. Re:And what about Wi-Fi by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see a more thorough technical analysis done. Put a debug tool that monitors the system in real-time. Analyze every sports stadium and their network and equipment infrastructure. And put out a whitepaper that details everything.

      Do we know if every NFL stadium has dedicated AP equipment with isolated and prioritized vLANs routing on-the-field device data directly to-and-from their supporting hardware infrastructure? Do we know if every device works with a clean OS install before every game? Are the servers consistent in every stadium? For all we know, someone may have patched two switches together across an old 100Mb link just to get things operational, or someone's running the hosting software on some old P4 server that can't handle the demand, or someone swapped the away team's AP with a cheapo D-Link unit they got at Target, or sixty thousand smartphones are choking the Surface tablet traffic.

      It's easy to blame things on Microsoft, especially when your profession is football and not IT. But, in my experience, more often than not, someone screwed up the infrastructure side of the equation.

      From what I understand, everything is provided by, installed by and maintained by the NFL. It is essentially a Travelling LAN (Isn't that a Bob Seger song?), kind of like some of the network infrastructure other "road shows" carry, only more, and more secretive.

    3. Re:And what about Wi-Fi by houghi · · Score: 1

      If the IT is part of your gameplay, it becomes part of the game. Just like the headphones and the marketing.

      Or would you say that a bank does not need to do IT well, because they are a bank and not an IT company? Or a provider does not have to do accounting well, because they are not an accounting company?

      So if you get non-working hardware then you have not tested it enough. Probably because a lot of money has been paid to do it that way, instead of looking what was really needed.

      What they should have said is "We do not have the knowledge, so we do not want these devices until we have the knowledge." Instead they said "Give us a few million and we use an Etch-A-Scetch" or a wet newspaper for all we care. (Insert joke how that would have been better)

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    4. Re:And what about Wi-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "I'd love to see a more thorough technical analysis done. Put a debug tool that monitors the system in real-time. Analyze every sports stadium and their network and equipment infrastructure. And put out a whitepaper that details everything."

      Frankly, that would be much more interesting to watch than any NFL game.

    5. Re:And what about Wi-Fi by citylivin · · Score: 1

      From anecdotal experience with my 13 windows 10 surface pro 3's and 4 devices, i would say its all three. The hardware has overheating problems, the software (windows 10) craps out randomly requiring power cycles (Which on the surface means holding down the power button for 30 seconds). They need firmware updates out of the box to be usable mostly. And occasionally some combination of the above locks up wireless requiring a reboot.

      So i have no problem believing that the surfaces are the core of the issue. I see litterally none of the same problems with any ipad we have. I hate apple, but they are far far FAR more reliable than microsoft surface devices.

      I do have a surface and i love it when im out and about and the touchscreen is useful, but the hardware itself does have problems and windows 10 is not quite ready for production (and getting miraculously LESS ready with every update...)

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  10. as a surface pro owner... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Yep. they do. Not worth the full MSRP, but worth it used a year later for 50% the price as long as you understand the the things are as stable as a low end windows laptop.

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    1. Re:as a surface pro owner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, the number of times these things crash or freeze up by trying to do simple things like re/detach the keyboard or wake / go to sleep is infuriating. And I see this across all 4 devices I own: A Surface 3, a Pro 2 and a Pro 3, and a Surface Book.

      The deal-breaker for me recently was when a Surface Book I was using in a high profile environment was not properly subscribing to UDP multicast and caused me to improperly troubleshoot an error in other equipment. I just about chucked it off a pier when I realized it was the Surface not seeing some packets rather than the device not sending some.

    2. Re:as a surface pro owner... by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      The last driver update seems to have solved the only freeze problem that I've been having with my Surface Pro 4, which was wake from sleep.

      https://technet.microsoft.com/...

    3. Re:as a surface pro owner... by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1

      Same thing here... my SP 3 hangs at the "Surface" screen every time it restarts and I have to hard-restart it. It seems like there's some issue with UEFI introduced in a recent update. WP10 seems to be getting worse with each update, not better.

  11. Re: The Donald by amiga3D · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    The funny thing is what's going to happen when she gets elected. Socially she's very liberal, economically she belongs to the Banks and Megacorps. She's gonna fuck everyone, not just the conservatives. I expect the worst of her crap to get full support from the Republican Elites in the Senate since the big banks own them too. I say when because I'd be shocked if she doesn't win given how much money all the big banks and corporations have dumped in her coffers. Usually they donate to both sides but since there is only one insider running she's picking up 100 percent of that money.

  12. Re:MS bugs laughable compared w/other systems by amiga3D · · Score: 3

    I've run into numerous bugs on Linux. I've been using it since 1999 since I finally gave up on Amiga hardware developments and moved on. During that time it has improved by leaps and bounds and has always been very stable but did suffer a lot from lack of driver support by hardware makers. It has been years since I had to hard boot a linux box though even when programs crashed. I've had to use Xkill a few times or open a terminal and kill a choked program by hand. These are generally bugs not in applications and not in Linux itself but you can see by the Kernel change log that developers are constantly chasing bugs.

  13. MS is Making Progress by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Up until now everyone in the NFL and media has been referring to them as iPads. Microsoft has finally figured out how to get people to refer to their hardware by name.

    1. Re:MS is Making Progress by Locke2005 · · Score: 2

      So going from calling "iPads" to "fucking surface tablets!" is an improvement, then?

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    2. Re:MS is Making Progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... there is this whole idea of "Adult VR"... Maybe MS is just the first to go there?

    3. Re:MS is Making Progress by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Go see your doctor about a sense of humour transplant as yours doesn't seem to be working.

  14. They're Saying Microsoft Ships Junk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a revelation! And in other news, the sun rises in the east.

  15. NFL cares about money nothing else by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    NFL doesn't care what tablet are used, they only care who will pay the most for the exclusive deal. a 1 hour game takes 3 1/2 hours to get done greed baby greed

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    1. Re:NFL cares about money nothing else by turp182 · · Score: 1

      Also, there's only about 11 minutes of action per game:
      http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB...

      I enjoy watching games, but only with it pre-recorded. It takes about 30 minutes per game (I watch penalty determination, reviews, and injuries alongside the brief actual game play).

      Or, and I really like this, I let the game play at real time and pick up a bit between plays and clean during commercials. I can get 2 hours of stuff done during one game, and some exercise (running in from the kitchen to catch the start of the next play). Add some beer and maybe fire up the grill (pausing the game to build up fast-forward time - charcoal man here...) and it can be a rather pleasant way to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon.

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  16. How are they falling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, what the hell are they doing to these poor tablets that they would even "fail" ? Because they aren't defective and unless they installed a terrible software/driver on it, it shouldn't crash either.

  17. Hillary has a dick and you suck it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Discuss while you gobble. To fight a troll, you have to troll the troll.

  18. Re: The Donald by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, Trump could become an NFL coach.

  19. I am amused by this. by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I used to be a football fan. I used to go to games. Then it slowly dawned on me that my favorite team wasn't owned by people who cared about winning. It was all about money.

    Yeah, call me naive for not figuring that out sooner.

    The labor disputes weren't enough for me, but when the owner started threatening to move to Florida I started getting turned off. They didn't move to Florida, but they did move to Tennessee.

    The only good thing about sports in my opinion for the last 15-20 years is when there's a good scandal and NFL coaches turning on a major sponsor ranks right up there.

    They can't give teams their choice of technology because of sponsors who bought the whole league. They can't give teams full control of their devices because there are too many cheaters. They make billions annually but even partnered with Microsoft they cannot satisfy their coaches with their technology.

    Hearing stuff like the announcers referred to their Microsoft Surfaces as iPads for the first couple of seasons is just icing on the cake.

    Some have said it's just problems with wireless connectivity and thousands of fans in the same place all using their cell phones but couldn't they overcome that if it is what the problem really is?

    1. Re: I am amused by this. by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      And now they are here in TN they suck so bad I can't remember wanting to watch them

      2005? Maybe

    2. Re:I am amused by this. by David_Hart · · Score: 2

      Some have said it's just problems with wireless connectivity and thousands of fans in the same place all using their cell phones but couldn't they overcome that if it is what the problem really is?

      No... Just take a look at how often the NFL still has problems with wireless headsets and this is something that the people who put on concerts have solved long ago.

    3. Re:I am amused by this. by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The "threatening to move" really pisses me off, because they only do that to convince the public to pay for a more lavish stadium that they should be paying for themselves, How does it make sense to anyone to pay $500 million for a stadium in order to subsidize a billionaire's football team? (Seahawks, I'm looking at you. Even worse because they used taxes from all of Washington state, so people in Eastern Washington who could care less about the Seahawks are still paying for their stadium.) This payment of welfare to billionaires has got to stop!

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    4. Re:I am amused by this. by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      There is starting to be some pushback in some places over this. St. Louis refused to subsidize a new stadium and they don't have an NFL team any more. Currently in MLB, the Arizona Diamondbacks are demanding that the county where their stadium is located either build them a new stadium or pay for upgrades on the current one so costly that they might as well just build a new stadium. The county is calling their bluff and telling them that they'd rather lose the team than pay even for the upgrades and the Diamondbacks are threatening to move, but nobody knows if there even is anywhere that wants them.

    5. Re:I am amused by this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only $500M? Bwahahahaha. You've got to triple or quadruple that price today, son.

    6. Re:I am amused by this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few years ago the chiefs threatened to leave town if they didnt get a new stadium with a sliding moon-roof.

      They did not get their stadium... so im still waiting for them to make good on their promise.

      Cmon assholes, move out of my city PLEASE move out of my city, im so tired of hearing about these spoiled wife-beating animal-torturing millionaire pussies. Theyre not even athletes anymore, they play for exactly 10 seconds between 15min commercial breaks.

      How is the NFL still a thing? Are people that desperate for something to watch that theyll watch a bunch of fat guys standing around in a field for 3 hours?

    7. Re:I am amused by this. by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      The "threatening to move" really pisses me off, because they only do that to convince the public to pay for a more lavish stadium that they should be paying for themselves, How does it make sense to anyone to pay $500 million for a stadium in order to subsidize a billionaire's football team? (Seahawks, I'm looking at you. Even worse because they used taxes from all of Washington state, so people in Eastern Washington who could care less about the Seahawks are still paying for their stadium.) This payment of welfare to billionaires has got to stop!

      Mostly status. Cities, states, and the people in them like to have home teams. There are so few popular sports with teams that those that have them are nationally known. I imagine that there is also some entertainment value such as building a colloseum in a city in Civilization, and some tax revenue due to activity that probably helps at least the city its in from visitors. Still, what people really want is to have that big winner so they can feel a part of it like when the Seahawks won the Superbowl. That was a day that Seattle and Washington felt proud and most everybody else in the nation wished they were us.

      Don't underestimate that desire for status and to feel part of being the winner. Not just for the common person but perhaps even more for those in power that feel they run the city and state. Look at the Sonics and how they went to OK. I grew up in OK and OK has always wanted a pro sports team, even to the point of the OK outlaws when they tried to jump start a new league in the 80's. As an Okie, it was obvious that the Sonics were purchased with the goal of moving them to OK. The NOLA Hornets did well in OKC when they moved there after Hurricane Katrina. Keep in mind that well before the hurricane, OKC had a pro basketball stadium ready to go long before there was a team to play in it. The Sonics were bought, run into the ground, used to make huge demands that even Seattle wouldn't go along with, just so they could make it easier to move them to OK and into what is now called the "Thunderdome". Now, OK has it's pro team and the prestige they want. No doubt this wasn't just the work of the one guy that bought the Sonics but probably a group effort by many of the rich and powerful of OK, and now I have to see all sorts of OK Thunders posts by my friends still there.

  20. Re:MS bugs laughable compared w/other systems by oakgrove · · Score: 0

    I haven't had to use xkill in so long I'd forgotten it even existed until you just brought it up.

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  21. Apple doesn't have to pay its customers. by Brannon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because their computers, you know, actually work.

    1. Re:Apple doesn't have to pay its customers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until it doesn't. I have an ipad mini 2. Love the thing except almost all pages crash and reload in it. It's probably the 1Gb ram that it has, still, PCs manage to not have that problem even with 1Gb of ram...

    2. Re: Apple doesn't have to pay its customers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm weird if it just works how do I have a job supporting iPads in a business environment, you know because nothing ever goes wrong on an apple product. I've never had to hard restart an IPad in the field after it freezes ever.

  22. The more MSFT fails, the higher their stock goes by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    Windows 10 is a disaster, the Surface is a disaster, yet their stock just hit an all-time high.

  23. So the coaches dislike poor Surface marketing? by Brannon · · Score: 2

    It sounded more to me like they were complaining about random hangs and reboots--not sure how better marketing is going to fix that.

    1. Re:So the coaches dislike poor Surface marketing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not sure how better marketing is going to fix that.

      Easy, they just have to offer them Samsung Galaxy Note 7 devices as replacement

    2. Re:So the coaches dislike poor Surface marketing? by reboot246 · · Score: 4, Funny

      At least the Galaxy Note 7 can function as a hand warmer.

    3. Re:So the coaches dislike poor Surface marketing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At least the Galaxy Note 7 can function as a hand warmer.

      Yeah but not for an entire game.

    4. Re:So the coaches dislike poor Surface marketing? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Coach: Throw the bomb.
      QB. On 3rd and 4?
      Coach: No, that one!

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  24. Comment to follow... by matbury · · Score: 1

    ...after my Surface Pro finishes installing updates... ...waiting... waitiiiiiiing... ...your Surface Pro has to restart to install updates. Restart now?

  25. too complex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about instead of handing out high-end laptops, which is what the Surface really is, spend the money on a simple app that does what the coaches want to have done? Instant video playback, make pictures available, whatever. Then they could use their phones....that I believe everyone in the stadium knows how to use.

    1. Re:too complex by lxs · · Score: 2

      How about not complicating a game about couple of guys throwing a ball around to the point where you need a convoluted IT infrastructure to support it?

  26. An inside perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I knew somebody involved in making specialized software for the NFL. Their company wanted to use iOS, but the Microsoft Surface deal got made and there was pressure from above to move everything to the Surface. (Apparently, individual teams still hold a certain degree of autonomy, so it wasn't absolutely required in all places.) The product was already pushing the technology bounds of what the iPhone could do and development for the Surface was still pretty raw back then. And the football teams that used the software much preferred iOS too. So there was a lot of unhappiness all around.

    But a more interesting aspect was the monetary arrangements. The company was developing for peanuts, below their costs. The NFL really takes advantage of the fact that both everybody wants to work with them for the prestige, and that the NFL is a non-profit. When I asked why he was willing to do all this at a loss, he said was because other sports venues like Major League Baseball and the NBA are not non-profits and actually pay well. They take their cues from the NFL. So if you can get in with the NFL, you can make the big money later by selling to the others.

    And he suspects the Microsoft Surface deal itself was structured along the lines of this thinking... Microsoft basically giving away Surfaces to the NFL wanting both publicity and hoping to later actually sell to markets that actually pay money.

     

  27. Just as I was going to consider getting one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....for Linux. Full PC x86 hardware in a tablet form factor built rugged and feature-full enough for the mass market? Yes I'll run Linux on that! Now though reconsidering heavily.

  28. It's the stadium stupid by Snotnose · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The devices assume a certain amount of bandwidth. Stadiums don't have enough bandwidth because A) cheap stadium managers won't pay for it; and B) on game day you have thousands of fans using various devices using various frequency bands to do who knows what.

    I've never used one of these devices but I'm gonna guess Microsoft doesn't handle bandwidth congestion issues well. That, and these millionaire football folks all have 1 gig bandwidth with 1 ms latency at home, and have never experienced network lag in their lives.

    1. Re:It's the stadium stupid by Locke2005 · · Score: 2

      We had a similar problem at a bluegrass festival with just 5000 people, 4 different free WiFi access points, all unusable because connections timed out due to being so overloaded. Of course, cellular reception was virtually non-existent, so everybody there was trying to call over WiFi too. I'd say if you're trying to do anything over WiFi in a football stadium, you're gonna have a bad time!

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    2. Re:It's the stadium stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed on this: Worked with a few NFL stadiums in a network capacity and wireless was a NIGHTMARE. The only thing reliable was hard wire. While I can see some issues with the Surfaces, the WiFi in those environments would mess with any device, Microsoft or not.

    3. Re:It's the stadium stupid by citylivin · · Score: 1

      "We had a similar problem at a bluegrass festival with just 5000 people, 4 different free WiFi access points, all unusable because connections timed out due to being so overloaded."

      4 access points for 5000 people? Yeah your gonna have a bad time. Most access points can support like 100 people on them max. In a temporary situation, I would have gotten at least 10, more like 20 APs for that amount of people and a wireless lan controller to manage them. We regularly use aprox 80 APs to cover a building with 5000 users. You completely underestimated how many APs you need for sure! I never covered a large outdoor space, but you usually do these things by number of people attending because each AP can only handle so many connections.

      Stadiums on the other hand sometimes have thousands to tens of thousands of APs and as other people pointed out, concerts in those stadiums work ok. Someone also said that the wireless infrastructure was provided just for the benches (or whatever they are called). So the surfaces would have had thier own wireless network on the playfield. This makes sense as no one is going to use the same wifi network for public as for something as important as team tools.

      Having used MS surface devices professionally, I can say that they are nice, but they are also quite buggy, so i would blame them and windows 10 for most of the problems. Bring some ipads in and see if they have the same problems, i bet they dont.

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    4. Re:It's the stadium stupid by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      1) There were 5000 people total there. Obviously not all of them were trying to use Wifi, close enough to the hotspots, or even knew they existed. But I'd still estimate a few hundred trying to connect at the same time to the one on the main stage, so obviously oversaturated. 2) The stadiums would obviously have a separate network and AP for the coaches for security reasons, but there are only a finite number of WiFi channels, so you still get interference from other access points, and likely from people using phones are portable hotspots. Summary: they'd be better off hooking up a cable to each tablet.

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  29. Here's what $400 MM buys you in viral marketing by cshay · · Score: 2
  30. Re:MS bugs laughable compared w/other systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if you had to kill an application, and it wasn't a bug/flaw in Linux or the application, then how do you explain the need to kill it all? That does not compute.

  31. Pink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if Microsoft is the reason some football players wear pink? Real men don't wear pink.

  32. First world problems. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First world problems.

  33. It's not freezing... by Stonent1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's just taking a knee for civil rights.

  34. Is it all the tablet's fault? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Based on my experience with WiFi, which is nowhere near a mature standard, I'd really expect to have problems with WiFi communication in a stadium with 50,000 people in it, regardless of what type of hardware is used. However, the problems they are describing don't sound like WiFi problems. I would expect communications with a server to be slow and perhaps stall for several seconds while the connection is reestablished. The software should be smart enough to recover without rebooting. Perhaps doing everything locally instead of over the network would help.

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    1. Re:Is it all the tablet's fault? by macs4all · · Score: 2

      The software should be smart enough to recover without rebooting.

      And you have just hit on the difference that makes all the difference.

      If Windows in a mobile application is finicky about re-establishing broken network connections, then that would be the kiss of death in a crowded WiFi environment.

      Can anyone with Surface Pro 4 and W10 experience, who is not a shill, speak to how robust the WiFi/network hardware and software stack is under iffy WiFi conditions?

    2. Re:Is it all the tablet's fault? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      On the Surface Pro 3 it doesn't seem too bad. But there also have been a whole series of firmware patches specific to WiFi.

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    3. Re:Is it all the tablet's fault? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      On the Surface Pro 3 it doesn't seem too bad. But there also have been a whole series of firmware patches specific to WiFi.

      That's a very bad sign...

  35. Re:Take a Knee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he would rather take a knee to it.

  36. Re:MS bugs laughable compared w/other systems by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    hmmmm....typo explains it. Should have left out the "not" before applications. What happens when I'm tired and posting. At least my dyslexia is mostly under contorl.

  37. Naturally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course they periodically have to reboot it. It runs WINDOWS! It's a piece of shit! By running Windows, the machine is guaranteed shitty. We've known this literally for decades now.

    You have to be really brain damaged to use these unreliable, designed to fail and be as secure as a box locked with a wad of chewing gum.

    When a company tells you, in the EULA, point-blank, not to use their shitty software anywhere where it matters, where anyones' lives may depend on it.

    This behavior is very telling of what even Microsoft thinks of their shitty-by-design software.

  38. Re:The more MSFT fails, the higher their stock goe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Because they ported SQL to Linux, added Bash and APT to Windows 10 and use Ubuntu and CentOS in the cloud for their big clients. Linux - when it absolutely has to work to scale ...

  39. Good Idea, Horrible Platform by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trusting anything considered critical to a Microsoft platform is a joke. Nice idea getting some mobiles out there, but people with checkbooks should stop taking lunch with Microsoft executives because their OS is not reliable, the most vulnerable of any platform, and is the one that every IT person EVER laughs the hardest about when it comes to crashing, needing to reboot, and not being there when the pressure it on.

    Buy them a chromeos tablet, an android build, or Linux built for mobile.

    1. Re:Good Idea, Horrible Platform by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Trusting anything considered critical to a Microsoft platform is a joke.

      That's why I shudder everytime I see a Windows screen on some Navy vessel's displays on TV. It's like "That's not FIRE CONTROL, is it???"

  40. 11 minute of action per game by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Given that the game has 1 hour of actual playing time and maybe 7 or 8 seconds of action per play and about 2 plays per minute that doesn't add up to much action in a game that drones on about 3 and a half hours.

    "1 hour of actual playing time"? Try 11 minutes of actual football action. While the sport has some pretty amazing highlights there is a TON of waiting around while nothing actually happens.

    1. Re:11 minute of action per game by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      This may be true, but when it takes a pitcher (baseball) longer to throw a single pitch than it does to coordinate 11 (22 if you're counting both sides) from the completion of the last play to the start of the next that is ridiculous. Put players on base, and the time goes up excruciatingly so. Throw the damn pitch already; it shouldn't take two minutes to toss a ball 60'6".

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    2. Re:11 minute of action per game by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I saw a baseball game in Tokyo recently and was surprised to find they seemed to keep up the pace a lot more. Even with all the crazy synchronized cheers, the pitchers kept pitching. The overall quality of the play didn't seem to be as high, though. Fair amount of unintentional walks and the foul balls were pretty wild.

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    3. Re:11 minute of action per game by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Throw the damn pitch already; it shouldn't take two minutes to toss a ball 60'6".

      It shouldn't, and the MLB is experimenting with fining pitchers if they take excessive amounts out time. Batters have to keep their feet in the box, no wandering away anymore and rechecking their gloves, cleats, etc.

      Here are experiments they've tried:
      1) Revising rule 8.04, requiring the pitcher to deliver the ball to the batter within 12 seconds after he recieves the ball with the bases unoccupied. A violation is an automatic "ball" from the umpire. If the batter steps out of the box during the 20-second period (they had a clock on the field), the pitcher may deliver the pitch and the umpire may call a strike, unless the batter was first granted time by the umpire.
      2) Batter's Box Rule: batter must keep at least one foot in the batter's box unless a predefined exception occurs.
      3) No-pitch intentional walks. You want to intentionally walk someone? Just say you walk him and it's done. If a pitcher has control problems though, he can screw up an intentional walk, which I've seen in person. This would sadly eliminate that situation too.
      4) 2:30 inning break clock.
      5) 2:30 pitching change break clock.
      6) Three "time out" limit.

      #4 and #5 are opposed by TV networks because it cuts down on the number of commercials they run. Major league players had difficulty adjusting to the rule changes, so the rules are going to be rolled out in the lower leagues first: first Double-A baseball, then Triple-A, then the MLB. Unfortunately it's not yet a given that all these rules will enter the MLB. However, in having them enforced in the minor leagues first, major leaguers will get used to them.

  41. Endorsements by sjbe · · Score: 0

    Football isn't "slowed down". It was designed to support TV ads. It's a lazy spectator's sport. The whole ecosystem is designed from the ground up to be a show with branding, ads, and stuff to buy.

    The "whole ecosystem"? No. The sport wasn't designed to support TV ads - it just happened to be a remarkably good fit with them and the folks in charge of the NFL and D1 college football recognized that and took full advantage. The rules of the sport were laid down long before TV revenue was a thing. That said, it obviously works since it is the most popular spectator sport in the USA.

    No other sport fits the schedule of television as well as American Football. Nor has anything enjoyed its success. Comparatively, Pro Wrestling is a distant second.

    "Pro wrestling" of the sort you see through the WWE and similar organizations is NOT a sport and never has been. They are actors in a live action scripted play. I have been a wrestler and coach of 35 years in the actual sport of wrestling (the sort they do in the Olympics and in colleges) so I speak with authority on this matter. Furthermore calling the WWE actors "pro wrestlers" is kind of a misnomer since they aren't actually wrestlers and there are actually real athletes like Jordan Burroughs who are competitive wrestlers and are pro athletes (they get paid to compete, primarily through endorsements).

  42. "Disaster"? by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Windows 10 is a disaster, the Surface is a disaster, yet their stock just hit an all-time high.

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  43. Windows 10 by SuperDre · · Score: 1, Informative

    I guess they have updated to the latest anniversary update of windows 10. Since that update I also need to reboot almost everyday because it just locks up, never had any problems before that update.. And it doesn't seem to be fixed any time soon...

  44. Re: The Donald by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does left wing have to do with the NFL and MS surface tablets?

    I thought this is a tech/science site, not a political forum.

  45. Microsoft is awful, period by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a company like Microsoft to not only fail at its very core software Windows, but also fail at developing a almost perfect in house tablet is total failure. How many months did users of Surface products endure issues and waited weeks or months for fixes? One has to ask themselves does people at Microsoft even use their own products themselves? Everything has bugs, but it's how fast you address them that defines how good you are. Linux to me is a voluntary system of developers. Not only that but because it's open source, many times developers are trying to work around proprietary drivers, and software. Microsoft has plenty of third party help, paid developers, and a plenty of money to back all of it up. Actually for me, I think Steve Ballmer was running Microsoft better than it is now.

  46. Re:MS bugs laughable compared w/other systems by fisted · · Score: 1

    I'm forced to use Microsoft software at work. I encounter multiple bugs every hour, some quite serious.

    I can confirm that

    At home, I have the luxury of using Linux. I can go literally years without encountering a software bug.

    I can NOT confirm that. Random example pulled out of my ass:


    $ systemctl service_that_does_not_exist disable
    $ echo $?
    0
    $

    HTH

  47. what the **** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a sad day when a "tablet failure" gives the other team an "advantage". Horse****. Just play the damn game like everyone used to BEFORE tablets.

  48. The NFL must really be dense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After more that two decades of spontaneous reboots and blue screens on desktops,
    the NFL must really be dense to expect these problems not to surface on the surface.

  49. Re: The Donald by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought this is a tech/science site, not a political forum.

    Most of the wealthy techies in Silicon Valley are supporting Hillary. It's simple quid-pro-quo government corruption. That's why tech minions on Slashdot have to listen to her propaganda, just like employees at Silicon Valley companies.

  50. Awww, I feel bad by cdrudge · · Score: 1

    The tablets failed to work during a crucial AFC Championship game last January -- again for the New England Patriots...

    Aww, that's so awful for the Patriots. While the tablets may be to blame, it's hard for me to feel too bad for a team with a history of "communication issues" for visiting teams.

    My .02, get rid of tablets, photos, phone calls, headphones, and anything else other than the coaches and players on the playing field and sideline talking to each other in person. They can all carry around clipboards that have Microsoft Surface, Apple iPad, or whatever other brand sticker on the back if the advertising money is that important.

  51. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are about 400 million rea$on$. FTFY

  52. It's football, who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing of value is lost if these don't work for the NFL. Now if it was Hockey, it would be a different story.

  53. Re:MS bugs laughable compared w/other systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Odd, I use Linux at work, every so often the entire UI just stops responding. Like, I can't even switch over to a command prompt to issue a reboot command. Happens about once a week. Currently my work calendar doesn't work. I don't think it's a thunderbird issue because the same software version works on other laptops, like I can create a profile and log in on somebody elses machine and it works fine, but on my system alone, it doesn't work. Research indicates it might be caused by an OS level language pack, but we're not sure how to fix it short of a full system rebuild.

    Yes, Linux, that completely bug free OS /sarcasm

  54. That's what cheap labor gets you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if they stop offshoring the programming to India they'd have software that actually works.

  55. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times.. by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    Considering most business will BUY technology they need rather than being paid to use sub-par garbage for advertising purposes.....

  56. Re: The Donald by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    It'll be Obama's 2 terms all over again.

    The republicans will forget they are there to serve the American people and instead just be obstructionist jerks.

  57. Re: The Donald by Diss+Champ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The highest service Congress can perform with a bad president is to not pass stupid stuff the president wants just to look like they are achieving something. Our constitutiion has checks and balances to try to limit damage from one branch going off the rails.

    Whichever candidate gets elected this time around, an obstructionist congress would be an excellent thing to have.

  58. Re: The Donald by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Republican obstructionism can be stopped. It begins at the ballot box.

  59. The same as Apple 20 years ago by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Remember when Apple sold massively discounted computers to school districts back in the day so kids would get used to using them and want something familiar at home? Then of course they were so crash-prone and awful that kids wanted anything other than what they used at school. It looks like MS is adopting the same strategy. I won't discount the lack of technical skills of players and coaches though.

    1. Re:The same as Apple 20 years ago by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

      I don't remember it that way at all. I remember thinking how nice the brand new Macs in our computer lab were after upgrading from Apple II's. Then my dad brought home our first home computer (a 486SX, running at 33 MHz with 4 gigs of RAM) and thinking how it felt like a cheap knockoff compared to what my school had.

  60. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times.. by Desler · · Score: 1

    Explaining someone's joke always makes it funnier.

  61. it's because of the OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wipe out Windows and install your favorite Linux distro. It's fix 99.9% of the issues you're having :)

  62. Non-techies complaining about tech by rhyous · · Score: 1

    Non-techies complaining about tech? Wow! Unprecedented.

    Some have made this to be Surface vs iPad. It is not.

    From what I have heard, the problems were with WIFI and not the tablets themselves. The device is almost always blamed for network issues.

    From what I've read, the problem is "Tablet" vs "Paper" not type of tech.

  63. stop going techno-nerd on it.. they failed by gosand · · Score: 1

    Unless support wasn't part of the deal that was signed, then it clearly is Microsoft's fault. And the NFL's. They are the ones who agreed to the deal.
    And these three words: User Acceptance Testing

    I have a feeling this was technical people saying "it should work" and sales people saying "it's flawless" and the NFL saying "this will be great" and people getting bonuses and high-fiving each other.... and NOBODY actually trying it out in a real setting ahead of time.

    Serves them right.

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  64. Re: The Donald by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    No, adults that look at each idea on its own fucking merit instead of partisan assholes is what is needed.

  65. Re: The Donald by Diss+Champ · · Score: 1

    How does your statement if actually applied differ from mine in actual result? I said stupid stuff should not be passed. I understand your statement to mean you want things looked at for their merits. When upon examination of said merits, it is noticed it is stupid stuff, it should not be passed. This correlation holds for the vast majority of legistation I have ever read.

    Unless your definition of "partisan asshole" equals someone who disagrees with you on the merits of the ideas. That does seem to be the defintiion shared by many people who can't understand why people who disagree with them won't just shut up and do what they want, instead of what the people who keep electing them apparently want.

    Personally I'd tend to consider "partisan asshole" to apply to those who pass legislation knowing it is crap, but that by passing it they score a point for their party.

  66. How about "Surface Slipcovers" by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

    Just like the out of style furniture your Grandma won't throw out in her living room ("It's good as new, only gets sat on twice per year!") why not provide NFL teams slipcovers that make better tablets look like Surface tablets on TV?

    Then the NFL can pocket their product placement money, Microsoft can continue to pretend the Surface is not a piece of shit, and teams can have gear that actually works when they need it to.

    Problem solved.

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    Who did what now?
  67. Re: Considering they fail at nearly sixty times.. by Aaden42 · · Score: 2

    I think we can all agree the NFL isn't most businesses. Considering how much US tax dollars go to subsidize stadiums, their (until recently) tax-exempt status... Why pay for things when you can get paid for product placement?

  68. Re: The Donald by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again. What does this have to do with science and technology. If you have an unhealthy obsession with party based politics go post on a politics forum.

  69. The big question by rcharbon · · Score: 1

    How will the NFL blame this on the Patriots?

  70. Re: The Donald by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    The reason Republicans are obstructionist is that their constituents want them to obstruct. If you remember, Obama had a Democratic Congress when elected. He immediately used the control of Congress to ram a particularly bad healthcare bill through. The backlash was to lose the House on the next election cycle and the Senate on the one after that. We had a Democrat in my district who was one of the very last moderate Democrats left in the House. He voted for the health care bill and despite the fact he had had a long and popular career he was done. People didn't send him up there to support Obama but to support his district. He failed and they removed him in the very next election.