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Terminally Ill Teen Won Historic Ruling To Preserve Body (bbc.com)

A teenage girl has been cryogenically frozen in the hope of being revived at a time when her cancer might be cured. The terminally ill 14-year-old girl from London won a legal fight to be frozen after she died. After her death in October, the girl's remains were transported to a cryonic facility in the United States. From a report: The girl, who was terminally ill with a rare cancer, was supported by her mother in her wish to be cryogenically preserved -- but not by her father. She wrote to the judge explaining that she wanted "to live longer" and did not want "to be buried underground." A High Court judge ruled that the girl's mother should be allowed to decide what happened to the body. The details of her case have just been released. "I have been asked to explain why I want this unusual thing done. I am only 14 years old and I don't want to die but I know I am going to die. I think being cryopreserved gives me a chance to be cured and woken up -- even in hundreds of years' time. I want to live and live longer and I think that in the future they may find a cure for my cancer and wake me up. I want to have this chance. This is my wish," the girl wrote. The judge, Mr Justice Peter Jackson, visited the girl in hospital and said he was moved by "the valiant way in which she was facing her predicament." His ruling, he said, was not about the rights or wrongs of cryonics but about a dispute between parents over the disposal of their daughter's body.

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  1. The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    In Colorado, there's a town famous for having a frozen dead guy on hand. It's important to recognize what this is: a vain (and hopeless) bid for immortality.

    1. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's incredibly wasteful, too. Yay, let's all use tons of electricity for no reason after we're dead. In just 120 years, we could have 7 billion people in freezers. Better hope there's no power outage.

    2. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The really incredible part to me is the cognitive dissonance

      I'm glad I helped you have your first bout of cognitive dissonance. Congratulations: you're becoming an adult.

      as a consequence of your horrifically twisted, greedy and morally bankrupt world view.

      Oops. I spoke too soon. Grow up, kid. Things aren't free just because you want them to be.

    3. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh?

    4. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      In Colorado, there's a town famous for having a frozen dead guy on hand. It's important to recognize what this is: a vain (and hopeless) bid for immortality.

      Yeah. 14 years of life should be enough for anybody.

    5. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by unixisc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In Colorado, there's a town famous for having a frozen dead guy on hand. It's important to recognize what this is: a vain (and hopeless) bid for immortality.

      Thing I'm wondering is - why don't they freeze her while she's still alive? Even if they find a cure for cancer, that will likely not be something that resurrects the dead. So if they are gonna freeze her after she dies, it's a wasted effort, too.

      Instead, freeze her now while she's still alive, and whenever the cure is discovered, the doctors will thaw and cure her. Of course, nobody she knows may be alive, her relatives - descendants of any siblings she may have - won't know her, she won't know any of the things that may have developed by then, so her only choice may be to marry someone 700 years younger to her - assuming they haven't abolished marriage and divorce by then.

      Too bad the judge's heart trumped his brain, and he couldn't say 'no' to the ridiculous request of this precious snowflake

    6. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by unixisc · · Score: 1

      You needn't worry about 7 billion. Not all cultures bury their dead: cremation is pretty common. So it would be about half that number, if not less

    7. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      It's incredibly wasteful, too.

      It is only wasteful if few people do it. But if thousands or millions freeze themselves, there is good economy of scale. If you have a million corpse cryogenic warehouse, the cost per-body would be very low. Even cheaper if you only freeze the head, since a new body can be generated from stem cells.

      Better hope there's no power outage.

      In the event of a power outage, it would take a long time for all the N2 to evaporate. A large well insulated cryogenic warehouse can easily go without power for days.

    8. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Thing I'm wondering is - why don't they freeze her while she's still alive?

      Because that would be murder as opposed to preservation of an already dead body.

      Too bad the judge's heart trumped his brain, and he couldn't say 'no' to the ridiculous request of this precious snowflake

      Oh go fuck yourself. The father who opposed it is an asshole who hadn't had contact with her in six years, yet felt he had the right to overrule what the girl and her family wanted done with her remains.

    9. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand that de judge accepted the request to be dead and frozen instead of just dead.

      Poor girl is just going to rot a lot latter than she was supposed to. She is dead forever and no amount of science will change that.

    10. Re: The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a documentary on this. In Nederland Colorado, a Norwegian illegal immigrant started a cryogenic cave. Interesting story.

    11. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk about narcissism... just because it's incredible to them that there is cognitive dissonance doesn't mean you're the first to bestow it.

      And no, solar power is literally free, after an initial investment for the hardware. There are no costs to digging up more photons out of the ground and transporting them to a refining station to then be delivered to people's houses.

      Solar is LITERALLY free energy falling from the sky.

    12. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Thing I'm wondering is - why don't they freeze her while she's still alive? Even if they find a cure for cancer, that will likely not be something that resurrects the dead.

      The current state-of-the-art freezing processes would kill her anyway, so the end result is the same. We don't have the ability to freeze the body without fatally damaging the cells. Anyone with the technology to reverse the massive cellular damage from the cryo would most likely be able to deal with the rest without any trouble. From a legal point of view, freezing someone while still alive would be much more problematic—it would probably be classified as a form of assisted suicide, given our current inability to reverse the process. No one wants to take on that kind of liability for a infinitesimally better chance of successful revival in the distant future.

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    13. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Once we get a space elevator, we could just store these people in space! Let them become comets for a thousand years then retrieve them on their next pass by Earth... I would totally go for that!

    14. Re: The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, solar is not free. The hardware requires maintenance

    15. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by unixisc · · Score: 2

      The father had legitimate concerns about how she would live after 200 years if she was revived (cited in another post of mine below). You are welcome to clamor for an endless extension of life, but there are issues other than that that have to be considered, and her genius of a mom was incapable of seeing beyond the suffering of her little girl. And cryogenically freezing her would not kill her, so no, it wouldn't be murder: her cells would just be frozen until a time when they figure out how to remove her cancer

    16. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by OrangeTide · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's our era's version of mummification. We preserve the body on the hope that it can be restored. We have a bright future in our imaginations instead of an afterlife. But it's really all the same thing.

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    17. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Running /. and all the networks and web browsers to connect it is a huge waste of electricity too.

    18. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      The father had legitimate concerns about how she would live after 200 years if she was revived (cited in another post of mine below). You are welcome to clamor for an endless extension of life, but there are issues other than that that have to be considered, and her genius of a mom was incapable of seeing beyond the suffering of her little girl. And cryogenically freezing her would not kill her, so no, it wouldn't be murder: her cells would just be frozen until a time when they figure out how to remove her cancer

      200 years from now when she is revived, she will be a citizen of the United Federation of Planets (or will become a ghoul, depending on what universe evolves). She will be provided for.

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    19. Re: The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being shot into space in a Spock style coffin would make for an awesome funeral.

    20. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      More pressing than free actually. The less of it we use the more we just waste as it bounces off into space...

    21. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Narcocide · · Score: 0

      We're talking about saving human lives and you're talking about what a waste of electricity that is. Get bent.

    22. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by kwbauer · · Score: 2

      Or maybe he was opposed to being forced to spend a lot more money on what he (probably rightfully) views as a complete waste of time and money.

    23. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Joke's on her, then. Freezing a dead body bursts every cell wall as the water expands into ice. If a future tech can repair THAT kind of damage, then they will certainly by godly by our standards today. Of course, left unsaid will be WHY any godly future society would want to wake up some violent barbarian spawn from the early 21st century. So she can screw up their carefully manicured DNA profiles with her wild genes carrying all sorts of horrible diseases and mutations?

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    24. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Golddess · · Score: 1

      We have a bright future in our imaginations instead of an afterlife.

      And now you have me wondering about something.

      How does one balance the belief in an afterlife with the belief that, one day, a frozen body will possibly be revivable? If someone believes in an afterlife, then they believe in the existence of the soul. So what happens to your soul while you are frozen, and is this true for with all frozen bodies, or just ones that were frozen in a lab?

      I'm not here to debate the existence of souls and afterlives (I believe in neither). I am simply curious how the people who do believe in such things view cryogenics.

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    25. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      It's incredibly wasteful, too. Yay, let's all use tons of electricity for no reason after we're dead. In just 120 years, we could have 7 billion people in freezers. Better hope there's no power outage.

      Not only that, but reviving frozen dead people is just silly. It's easy (and fun) to just make new people instead.

    26. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Let's be pretty clear here. The likelihood of her ever being brought back to life are exceedingly low. This strikes me as a fierce debate about how many angels can sit on the head of a pin.

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    27. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I'd say that's the least of the Dualists problems. I have yet to have one adequately explain what happens to the soul when someone suffers a serious brain injury that alters personality or cognitive ability. Does the soul get damaged as well? If someone suffers a traumatic brain injury that leaves them in a persistent vegetative state, does that mean the soul is also PVS?

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    28. Re: The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Show me one person who has been saved from this. Shit, name me One person who's been frozen for more than a day and than woken up from said frozen coma. Saving lives my ass. This is a money grab.

    29. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by micahraleigh · · Score: 2

      If you had terminal cancer at 14 would you be like, 'Oh sure, it's only fair for me to go ... and wanting to live longer would just make me a narcissist.'?

    30. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're completely fantasizing, like you seem to be, just freeze some stem cells and be done with it.

    31. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by TWX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And what about human lives is worth saving? There is no sanctity of life. Very few people actually make enough of a dent on the rest of humanity to legitimately be called important, and even then, many if not most of those people make negative impacts.

      If you disappeared off the planet right now, only a few people would really, truly be devastated. Your parents, if they're still alive. Your spouse or significant-other. Your children. Possibly your siblings and possibly their children if you have a close relationship. Devastated as they would be, however, even they would probably move-on with life, and in time would remember you somewhat dispassionately instead of being consumed with mourning. Parents would remember you from time to time. Spouse or significant other would move-on. Children would have to move on as it's normal for their parents to die before them anyway.

      We all die. We're all pretty good at handling the death around us, even in cultures where significant effort is made to thwart death. The death of a fourteen year old girl from disease past the ability of medical science to treat is unfotunate, but it's also pretty routine, and to be honest, our ability to suspend the body and preserve it is so poor that she's never going to be reanimated and cured from what ails her now. It's a shame that snake-oil salesmen have convinced some people that it's possible to do this, when all it will do is consume resources without any return.

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    32. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Dorianny · · Score: 1

      In Colorado, there's a town famous for having a frozen dead guy on hand. It's important to recognize what this is: a vain (and hopeless) bid for immortality.

      How's that any different from Christian's asking for ecclesiastical rites and burial in consecrated grounds or Hindu's asking their remains be burned on the Holy Hindu river in a vain (and hopeless) bid for their version of immortality in the Afterlife

    33. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's plenty of human beings and electricity is a limited resource. Wake up.

    34. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by unixisc · · Score: 1

      She can wish for anything, since she's just 14. But I do expect more sense from her mom, even though I understand the grief she as well as the dad have to be going through. People lose family members all the time - and it unfortunately ain't always the more elderly. Her mom should have had the sense to tell her that this was how long she was meant to live, and that she'd meet them in the afterlife (assuming that they believe that) Or that freezing her would still kill her, and that even if a cure for cancer was invented, she would still not be resurrect able. A lot of other kids in the world die every day, and their parents have the strength to prepare them for that eventuality. Her dad had the sense: there is no reason her mom couldn't have had the same attitude, instead of blowing $37k on something this inane

    35. Re: The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knows, maybe among those modifications of theirs will be some enhanced empathy.

    36. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      IMO, when the person dies, his soul is out of that broken meat body and is restored in personality/cognitive ability. Of course that's just an opinion, given that I've never died, or talked to anyone who has.

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    37. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For that matter, a few cells of grey matter only need to be kept, a new head can be generated from them.

    38. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frozen to death is still frozen to death. The means of freezing is irrelevant. Its murder.

    39. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      That would mean that someone is keeping a running back up of mental states, to be restored when the soul departs. It strikes me that this is what makes the Dualist argument so absurd. As we learn more and more about how the brain works and about what constitutes the "mind", and the more we determine that who we are is the product of biological processes, it makes Dualist explanations ever more tortured and absurd.

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    40. Re: The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      negative. Too much of anything is bad.

    41. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by unixisc · · Score: 2

      No, mom's family footed this bill

    42. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Yes darling, of course we'll freeze you so you can be woken up when they cure death.

      I know it's really shitty to lie to a dying kid but c'mon.

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    43. Re: The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      You can quibble over the semantics of the "murder" part (maybe combine this with the euthanasia angle), but you can't really get around the "death" part. The body is mostly water, and when water is frozen it expands, so what you get when you freeze meat is a *lot* of ruptured cell membranes. Barring some pretty amazing nanotech work during the defrosting process it's extremely unlikely that there's any way back from that. Ultimately, the only thing this ruling and expense has done is to help ease the passage of a child with a terminal disease, and only her immediate family and the girl herself are/were in a position to say whether that was worthwhile or not, but from a practical point of view there's little point in keeping the cryo power on.

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    44. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > yet felt he had the right to overrule what the girl and her family wanted done with her remains.

      They are probably expecting him to pay for it.

    45. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      If you're completely fantasizing, like you seem to be, just freeze some stem cells and be done with it.

      Then you lose all the memories. Identical twins are different people because of their different life experiences.

    46. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And cryogenically freezing her would not kill her,

      What comic-book world do you live in ?

      There are several legal determinations that death has occurred, no heartbeat and no detectable brain activity would be a strong indication.

    47. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      The father had legitimate concerns about how she would live after 200 years

      There might be concern, but trying to predict 200 years into the future can by no stretch of the word be called "legitimate".

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    48. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 2

      Yo Potsy, she's dead. They're preserving a corpse.

    49. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Assisted suicide is not illegal in all countries, and in those countries there are clinics which provide such services for terminally ill and suffering patients.
      There are plenty of other problems to overcome (as you described yourself), but the assisted suicide bit is currently solved.

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    50. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Which doesn't change the fact they're preserving a corpse....

    51. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you'll be a lot more rational when your 14 y/o daughter is about to die.

    52. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Uh, I do think the kid needed to be gently given a lesson in reality, but I can't digest lying to her, especially when she wasn't gonna be around much longer

    53. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      She's fucking dead ass-hole! She's not coming back to life. How stupid are you.

    54. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      nanomachines could theoretically repair the cell walls of every cell. It might not be a big deal as long as the contents of the cells haven't all mixed together, so the repair would have to occur before thawing.

      There are some scientists asking for women to carry a cloned Neaderthal baby. I don't know if they are serious or if it's purely a PR stunt or maybe done to provoke an ethics debate. I suspect in a very short time we'll have the ability to bring back ancient genomes, even if we choose not to use that ability with human beings.

      I do not want to be frozen. Anyone that wakes me up could have some pretty terrible ulterior motives. What if my payment for being cured of my terminal disease in the future is decades as an indentured servant? It might be possible depending on how badly human rights sinks in the future, or if my status as deceased means I do not have rights.

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    55. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      What if returning consciousness is a reversible process, like the Reversible Fluid Mixing experiments?

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    56. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Uh, if we are discussing Cryogenics, should we bother discussing spiritual concepts like the soul or the afterlife? I'd rather keep them completely separate

    57. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      I would think step one would be figuring out how to freeze people and bring them back a week or two later. Then we can talk about this again.

    58. Re: The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 12 unless some of them are overweight. Unlikely but some angels let themselves go at times.

    59. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Too bad the judge's heart trumped his brain

      I don't know about that. My brain would say the will of the child with the backing of half of their guardians should overrule the other half of their guardians who want to go against the will of the child.

      The actual medical predicament here shouldn't have even featured in the decision making.

    60. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Travis+Mansbridge · · Score: 1

      Nobody's life can be saved with existing cryotechnology. Freezing the water in the body and cells turns it to ice, long shards of crystal which shred the body to pieces at the sub-cellular level. Nobody could survive the process as it exists now, and the "cure" for this condition (rebuilding all cells) would be far, far more complicated than removing the cancerous cells.

    61. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by fedos · · Score: 1

      you vehemently argue against ubiquitous solar power installation

      He never mentioned solar power?

      your horrifically twisted, greedy and morally bankrupt world view

      Not much is more greedy and morally twisted/bankrupt than expecting others to keep expending resources preserving your body after you've died.

    62. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by fedos · · Score: 1

      The mother who supported and the judge you allowed it are assholes. The father was the only sensible person here.

    63. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How frozen is "freeze"? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    64. Re: The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      There is a documentary on this. In Nederland Colorado, a Norwegian illegal immigrant started a cryogenic cave. Interesting story.

      Yep. Boulder, Colorado. Between the mountains and reality.

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    65. Re: The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because in the future they will need supersoldiers for their wars.

    66. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm...what exactly do you think the difference between her being frozen while she's alive and one minute after is?
      Are you hoping to freeze her soul in with her or something?

    67. Re: The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by backslashdot · · Score: 1

      Wow talk about someone who has zero empathy. "people's kids die all the time, suck it up" --- Seriously bro? Wtf is wrong with you?

      As for cryopreservation being narcissistic, then being alive is also narcissistic. Why does anybody insist on continuing to live? Shit, maybe the world is better off without them. We have lost valuing our fellow human. Basically this today's society looks at another human being, by default, as some sort of predator and competition. Why do you think we elected a nearly open racist xenophobe as president? People are claiming this gal cryopreserving herself is a waste, and for her to suck it up and die. To cover up our hate, we are even going as far as to claim cryopreservation isn't gonna work, when frankly nobody has a clue. Granted it seems highly unlikely to be revived without serious brain tissue damage .. but then who knows if there will be workaround and cyber-augmentation etc. I mean really, who knows? But let's admit the real reason we don't want this kid cryo-preserving herself. It's because we have no empathy, and we think she isn't going to contribute anything useful anyway.

    68. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. My brain would say the will of the child with the backing of half of their guardians should overrule the other half of their guardians who want to go against the will of the child.

      Was she emancipated and paying for it herself?

    69. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "Too bad the judge's heart trumped his brain, and he couldn't say 'no' to the ridiculous request of this precious snowflake"

      That could't be what happened to the judge's heart, because this took place in Britain.

    70. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you'll be a lot more rational when your 14 y/o daughter is about to die.

      That's a good time to make another and hopefully more durable daughter.
      Humans are a renewable resource.

    71. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      The mother who supported and the judge you allowed it are assholes. The father was the only sensible person here.

      It's highly unlikely that this girl will ever be revived, but one day somebody is going to solve the cellular bursting problem. When that happens, this tech will be a great way of assuring that luddites die and rot out of the population, removing that particular ring around our species' gene pool.

    72. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Was she emancipated

      How is this relevant in a situation where two people had opposite views over a 3rd person with no legal rights but an opinion. Why would you favour the one going specifically against the will of the subject if both parents had the same rights to make the decision?

      and paying for it herself?

      Irrelevant, 3rd parties are making the decision. If the decision was made purely on cost it is unlikely you could legally force a party to do it.

    73. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Ixitar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Another few questions to ask:

      Who is going to keep on paying for her being frozen? Her parents may do that for the rest of their lives, but then who will pay after they are gone?

      What if the cryonics business that is keeping her frozen goes out of business?

      Who is going to expend resources to revive the person, cure the disease and get her trained for living in the world of then. (It won't be cheap!)

      If there are relatives (distant at that) living at that time, then will they take care of this stranger?

    74. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by unixisc · · Score: 1

      For the sake of this discussion, I'm assuming that souls do not exist

    75. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      Ummm...what exactly do you think the difference between her being frozen while she's alive and one minute after is? Are you hoping to freeze her soul in with her or something?

      Except it's not done one minute after death. They cool the body and such, but it takes several hours to get the body to the facility to actually freeze it. Which I would guess makes a big difference. It's one thing to have to figure out how to repair all of the damage caused to cells by freezing them. But after death CO2 builds up in the cells and autolysis occurs, dissolving the cell membranes. It will start occurring around 10 minutes after the heart stops moving blood. However it's still unknown at what point enough cells are damaged to cause permanent brain damage. But under normal temperatures, I would doubt any period of more than half an hour would cause irreparable damage. Which is pretty optomistic

      Autolysis is also temperature dependent. So the colder the body is the slower it occurs. That's why people who drown in close to freezing water have been revived after an hour. I think the current longest time was close to 2 hours. But I don't think they can get the brain down to a low enough temperature fast enough. Even at low temperatures, autolysis will occur, it's just slower. So until the brain is in cryo, it's dissolving itself.

      That said, being able to repair the freezing damage is going to require nano repair technology of some kind I would suppose. And if we get to that point, I don't see what's stopping people from becoming virtually immortal. If you can put nano repair robots into someone, why not have them in your body to repair any kind of cell damage almost instantaneously on a continuous basis. Then we'll just need some form of telepathic communication and we and go about the universe in cube ships assimilating everything we can find. ;-)

    76. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Metaphysical what ifs don't seem terribly useful to me. Everything we've learned about the brain over the last two centuries suggest that the mind; the person, their emotions, their personality, are built of physical pieces, much of it built out of the chordate central nervous system that's been around for over 500 million years. The human mind is the product of a lot of parts, obviously important aspects of which lie in the prefontal cortex, but with all kinds of functions scattered not only through the higher centers but also with some aspects in much more ancient areas of the brain like the hypothalamus. That "sense of self" that we have is something we do appear to share with a number of other animals, like the other great apes, at least Asian elephants, and cetaceans, which means they must share some of the higher executive functions of our brain. The whole point of this long diatribe is for me to suggest that the mind is simply a product of complex interactions in the central nervous system, and while ours may be the most complex example of a brain producing a self-knowing sentient mind, we're not the only example.

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    77. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      What I suggest might be testable though in the near future, because I am thinking of it as physics, not "metaphysics".

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    78. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      It's highly unlikely that this girl will ever be revived, but one day somebody is going to solve the cellular bursting problem.

      Perhaps, but I'll bet money that it's a treatment that's applied *before* the damage is done.

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    79. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      It's a pretty big assumption that memories would survive the freezing process.

    80. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by anarcobra · · Score: 1

      Just ship them all to antartica. They will be fine until global warming melts all of that.
      Alternatively just stick them on some mountain, like everest.

    81. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by kimvette · · Score: 1

      > The father had legitimate concerns about how she would live after 200 years if she was revived (cited in another post of mine below)

      You know, there is this newfangled thing called school, and at 14 years of age, the subjects she will have covered already will still apply. She will be able to take history, algebra, geometry and trig, and intro science classes in high school.

      Do I think they will be able to revive a human after being frozen for 200 years? Not really... but it's worth trying.

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    82. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by kimvette · · Score: 1

      it's different in that this is actually a scientific endeavour. The question is how can she be frozen without damaging cellular membranes?

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    83. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, on the other hand, we won't get to that point where it would be possible to essentially do that if we don't take steps, and try to do it, improve the technology that could make it very possible.

    84. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by JThundley · · Score: 1

      That's not true. We do have the ability to freeze the body without fatally damaging the cells. It would have been smarter to suspend her life (or kill her if you view it that way) via the cryogenic process rather than let her body get further ravaged by cancer to the point that it can't function on its own anymore.

      Source: http://waitbutwhy.com/2016/03/...

      From the source:

      So to avoid that catastrophic liquid-to-solid state change, cryonics technicians do something cool—they perform surgery through the chest and hook the major arteries up to tubes which pump all the blood out of the body, replacing it with a “cryoprotectant solution,” otherwise known as medical grade anti-freeze. This does two important things: it replaces 60% of the water in the body’s cells, and it lowers the freezing point of what liquid is left. The result, when done perfectly, is that no freezing happens in the body. Instead, as they chill your body down and down over the next three hours, it hits -124C, a key point called the “glass transition temperature” when the body’s liquid stays amorphous but rises so high in viscosity that no molecule can budge. You’re officially an amorphous solid, like glass—i.e. you’re vitrified.

      With no molecule movement, all chemical activity in your body comes to a halt. Biological time is stopped. You’re on pause.

    85. Re: The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No she won't rot. In 200 years, the cannibals running the country will thaw her out and have her for dinner. Rich cannibals well brag to their friends about how much more tender cryogenic frozen meat is compared to the store-bought stuff.

    86. Re: The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you mean cannon fodder?

    87. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by TWX · · Score: 1

      I do not trust the cryonics industry to be actually doing the basic research to make it possible. Every time I've heard about it, they're taking the attitude that in the future, the ability will be developed to repair the damage caused by freezing human tissue, a capability that does not exist now. Then in the future they'll have cures for whatever ails the body. Then they'll have the ability to reanimate to then cure the body.

      Simply put, no one should give the cryonics industry money to freeze human corpses or near-corpses until that cryonics industry has proven through laboratory experiments that it can freeze and thaw/animate large mammals with high reliability and get a good result for quality-of-life for those mammals, also with high reliability. This capability would demonstrate an ability to freeze without causing undue damage and to reanimate. Then they need to demonstrate the technique on diseased and injured animals, showing that the subject, weakened from the disease or injury, can survive the freezing and thawing/reanimation. Lastly they need to demonstrate that they have the financial endowment to support long-term operations and the costs associated with the reanimation and acclimatization process, and submit themselves to medical regulation.

      As it stands now, they are not really regulated as medical businesses. They handle corpses, and since they handle corpses, not patients, they do not have to meet the burden that a medical provider has to meet, and as we've seen with abuses that other entities that handle corpses have been discovered to have committed, they do not have much oversight or regulation. Looking at the Ted Williams case, clearly this is not a mature, honest industry and should not be treated as if it is a realistic solution in any way.

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    88. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      It's a pretty big assumption that memories would survive the freezing process.

      Many animals can tolerate being frozen, and they do not lose their memories.

    89. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you didn't backup those memories like you did for the frozen heads...
      Won't you be in for a surprise.

    90. Re: The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by azrael29a · · Score: 1

      Show me one person who has been saved from this. Shit, name me One person who's been frozen for more than a day and than woken up from said frozen coma. Saving lives my ass. This is a money grab.

      Exactly. Same bullshit as homeopathy, astrology, or any religion.

    91. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      The part you quoted is the theory behind cryonics, and that's all well and good as far as it goes. However, we're not there yet. We don't have the means to distribute the cryoprotectant solution evenly enough throughout the body, or to lower the body's temperature quickly and evenly enough, to preserve all the internal organs in situ. The closest we've come to that is the preservation of individual organs outside the body, as stated later in the article:

      And just in February of 2016, there was a cryonics breakthrough when for the first time, scientists vitrified a rabbit's brain and showed that once rewarmed, it was in near-perfect condition, "with the cell membranes, synapses, and intracellular structures intact ... [It was] the first time a cryopreservation was provably able to protect everything associated with learning and memory."

      According to the article, we've also managed to successfully freeze, thaw, and re-implant a functioning rabbit kidney. This process has not been successfully demonstrated with human organs, which are significantly larger than rabbit organs and consequently more difficult to freeze without damage, much less a whole intact human body.

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    92. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      More costly than a cemetery plot. And there's more reason to arrange perpetual care, if you're going to do it at all.

      So it's a matter of degree, not kind.

      Who are we to criticize someone's spending of their own money on a matter of faith, just because it's not faith in a religion? (Well, not a conventional, well-established religion, anyway.)

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    93. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you talking about dead people? Do you think any culture is preserving their dead in a freezer? Terminally ill Indian will be frozen and kept in a freezer instead of being cremated, I assure you.

    94. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      What if the cryonics business that is keeping her frozen goes out of business?

      This is a very good question! Which leads us to the question of if something happens, and the dearly frozen is thawed, is the company holding the peoplesicle guilty of manslaughter?

      What if a hundred years from now, descendants of the frozen don't want to support the monthly bill. Are they permitted to defrost the corpse? Or is this depraved indifference manslaughter or even murder one?

      It's easy to say "But she's dead already." But a person kooky enough to put a dead family member in the cooler is crazy enough to press for charges, and probably doesn't believe the person is dead anyhow.

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    95. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I do not trust the cryonics industry to be actually doing the basic research to make it possible. Every time I've heard about it, they're taking the attitude that in the future, the ability will be developed to repair the damage caused by freezing human tissue, a capability that does not exist now. Then in the future they'll have cures for whatever ails the body. Then they'll have the ability to reanimate to then cure the body.

      Occam's demands the simplest answer. That the Cryonics industry is just another way of profiting from grief. After the survivors die, if the descendants pay the bill, and if not, it's into the dumpster for the dear departed. It's like that Corpso3000 ultra deluxe coffin with a camera and App that allows you to visit the dearly departed underground as long as you wish.

      It's the Internet of Dead Things.

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    96. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      The father had legitimate concerns about how she would live after 200 years if she was revived (cited in another post of mine below).

      Considering that her mother probably had a big part in the decision to freeze her corpse, I daresay the father's concerns darn well were legitimate!

      It has to be horrible awful to lose a child that way, but that's a strange reaction, to freeze the corpse. I wonder when visiting days at the freezer are?

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    97. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      The father had legitimate concerns about how she would live after 200 years

      There might be concern, but trying to predict 200 years into the future can by no stretch of the word be called "legitimate".

      No, its the "now". The Hospital and mortuary expressed "misgivings" and apparently the mother was more concerned about th eprocess than any grieving. As in so many things, there might just be something more going on here. We'll have to stand by for further news, but there is a good chance that while the mother was given the right to decide, and the right to decide was taken away form the father, it's not certain, but the father stands a good chance of footing the bill for the rest of his life.

      I wonder what happens then? Is this the sort of thing that will carry down in perpetuity? Will the father and anyone he might marry and/or father after this be required to pay for the dead girl's further cryogenic death suspension? Or will the state be required to foot the bill?

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    98. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      No, mom's family footed this bill

      Do you have the citation for that? I've been looking but haven't seen who was paying, only that the father was concerned about the costs. If the mother's family was paying, it seems odd that he would care.

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    99. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      She can wish for anything, since she's just 14. But I do expect more sense from her mom, even though I understand the grief she as well as the dad have to be going through.

      Side note - there were some misgivings by the hospital and they noted that the mother seemed to be more concerned about the procedures than any grieving.

      I can't tell for certain, but this whole thing smacks of a refusal to face reality than anything else. If people need to feel like they are immortal, they should try one of th religions that bestows that upon you. Maybe reincarnation, maybe going to the clouds and worshipping the guy hwo made you or something. Faith will cost a lot less than some weird make a freezer pop our of you idea.

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    100. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by JThundley · · Score: 1

      All very true, but it's still misleading to say we haven't figured out how to "freeze" the body without destroying it.

    101. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by unixisc · · Score: 1
      It was the last statement in TFA:

      The cost of preserving the body for an infinite amount of time in this case was £37,000, which was paid by the girl's mother's family.

    102. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      It was the last statement in TFA:

      The cost of preserving the body for an infinite amount of time in this case was £37,000, which was paid by the girl's mother's family.

      Missed that, thanks much.

      It's interesting that apparently that amount is going to cover the years of immersion in Liquid Nitrogen, the costs of revival, and allow the people running the company to pay themselves.

      One is not out of line if they smell a Ponzi pyramid scheme here. Not the typical investment type, but these folk need a constant new stream of people. It does fit the typical confidence game requirements of narcissism or emotion or greed that predispose some people to invest in loser schemes with sketchy business plans.

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    103. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Not just that, the mom and her family will be dead after N years. After that,their next of kin - what interest will they have in making sure that this organization doesn't fleece them? As others speculated above, after a number of years, when they run out of people to fleece, they'll just dump the bodies in a crematorium, have them cremated and the ashes tossed into the sea. Any cash, if left over, would just be pure gravy.

    104. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's misleading at all. Practically speaking, we don't know how to freeze entire human bodies—or even individual human organs—without destroying them. We can't even freeze an entire rabbit body without destroying it. We're getting closer, but we're not there yet.

      Now if you had a brain the size of a rabbit's, and you didn't mind preserving only the brain and trusting future medical technology to enable brain-transplant into a new body, then you might stand a chance. Otherwise, if your body is to be frozen using current technology, you're depending on future medical innovations to repair the massive cellular damage which will result from the uneven freezing process.

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    105. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Not just that, the mom and her family will be dead after N years. After that,their next of kin - what interest will they have in making sure that this organization doesn't fleece them? As others speculated above, after a number of years, when they run out of people to fleece, they'll just dump the bodies in a crematorium, have them cremated and the ashes tossed into the sea. Any cash, if left over, would just be pure gravy.

      A legal version of the crime "abuse of a corpse"

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    106. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      There is nothing wrong with believing in an afterlife that you can prove scientifically.

      Freezing your body happens to be the first time we've had to confront the possibility.

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    107. Re:The ultimate in postmortem narcissism by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I believe they are equivalent, at least emotionally and culturally.

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  2. Problem ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    1) The people in the future may not even have our level of technology and resources anymore
    2) The people in the future may hate us for what we did and didn't do, they wouldn't owe you shit
    3) Cryo is a 1970s techno-religious manifestation of the human want to live longer, except it doesn't really work. There's no way to repair the damage to every cell in the human body.

    That being said, we need to support research into life extension so we can understand life processes to cure people now. Not create expensive mausoleums.

    1. Re:Problem ... by Salgak1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1. They may, and they may not. Time will tell.

      2. Again, they may hate us, or they may not. Hell, they might worship the cyborged head of Bill Gates. Again, time will tell.

      3. Cryo may not work NOW, because we lack the tech to successfully reverse it. Cryo **may** be the best currently-available method of maintaining structure as much as possible after death, but generally causes severe enough damage to be un-recoverable, with current tech. But this young lady isn't counting on current tech, she's counting on FUTURE tech. And she was dying anyway, so what's the worst that would happen ? She'd STAY dead. . .

    2. Re:Problem ... by Rande · · Score: 2

      Just think of the perfectly preserved bodies that future archaeologists will be able to study!

    3. Re:Problem ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bigger problem is the "people" of the future might be carnivorous members of a completely different species who consider human meat a delicacy and millennial old flash frozen human meat something on par with a fine well aged wine.

    4. Re: Problem ... by johnsmithperson123 · · Score: 1

      Until a human compatible antifreeze is discovered, cryogenics is a waste of time and money. Unless future humans want piles of mush.

    5. Re:Problem ... by Narcocide · · Score: 2

      You haven't researched this since 1970 have you? There's ways they've figured out to freeze bodies without causing the cellular damage.

      Of course, still nobody has been successfully revived yet, AFAIK but that is as theoretically solvable of a technical problem...

    6. Re:Problem ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, it is not a safe bet. The technology may never come to exist, either to cure the illness that is killing you or to repair the cell damage you'll suffer before and during cryo. Current cryo technology is unproven, and likely to be ineffective. Even if the technology arrives someday, people in the future may have no desire to revive and cure you (this is as unlikely as a doctor denying you a cure today because he 'owes you nothing', though). Hell, for all we know an asteroid could one day wipe all life on Earth and we may have no future at all.

      However, the fact that you may lose a bet is a poor excuse to never bet, specially when you have nothing to lose and A LOT to gain.

    7. Re:Problem ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's ways they've figured out to freeze bodies without causing the cellular damage.

      It's likely not possible. Certainly not with modern tech. Where are you getting this?

    8. Re:Problem ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course! When you getting frozen?

    9. Re: Problem ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swifitians just figured out the best scam - keep the body on ice until the payments stop, then they eat.

    10. Re:Problem ... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      "Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman" - i forget which episode.

      Its all relatively new research, but they can replace the water with something that doesn't form ice crystals in the first place, they can flash-freeze fast enough that ice crystals can't form, or they can just regulate the temperature at the tiny point where all cellular activity stops but is actually slightly above the point where the water actually freezes. As far as I know this is all just newly proven techniques - I don't know if anyone has actually put any of this research into practice commercially, but my point is that you're wrong that "freezer burn" is still the leading roadblock to applied cryonics. That's old news.

    11. Re: Problem ... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Informative

      Until a human compatible antifreeze is discovered, cryogenics is a waste of time and money. Unless future humans want piles of mush.

      You are thinking too narrowly. You don't necessarily need to revive the flesh. You could slice the frozen brain, scan the neuron connections, and then duplicate them in-silico.

    12. Re:Problem ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pascal's Wager for the techno-atheist religious nut!

    13. Re:Problem ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, dumbass. 1, 2 and 3 = Freezing is easy, thawing and bringing back to life is hard.

    14. Re:Problem ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg?

      - You needn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.

    15. Re:Problem ... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 2

      1) Fine, in your madmax future world, the level of tech might be lower... *shrugs*

      2) I doubt they're going to hate a 14 year old girl with cancer. Some billionaire shithead who led a company that actively harmed the environment... Just imagine if the Koch brothers were frozen... We might want to wake those fuckers up just so we could use them as pinatas.

      3) Do some research on the inviability of cryo.. At last check they're doing stuff like at the moment of death, pumping out all the blood and replacing it with antifreeze and using other techniques to prevent cell damage. Private labs have also been doing experiments on animals with limited success.

      I also agree with your last point. However, I think we can do both. We can focus on cures now and work on the technology for later.

      On a somewhat serious note, when it comes to deep space travel, cryo storing people might be the most sensible way to say colonize a distant planet where the ship is going to take 1,000 years to get there. Yes, yes, I know there's a WHOLE shitload of technical hurdles, but if we got the cryo stuff right it would give us that option.

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    16. Re:Problem ... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Cryo **may** be the best currently-available method of maintaining structure as much as possible after death, but generally causes severe enough damage to be un-recoverable, with current tech. But this young lady isn't counting on current tech, she's counting on FUTURE tech.

      She's counting on magic, if you swipe all the pieces off a chess board and onto the floor the position is lost, no matter what kind of future technology you invent it can never be recovered. It can't just sorta look like your brain, it actually has to preserve the very links and chemical composition that make up your thought patterns and memories. Sometimes there's so much hand-waving involved you'd think they could find an urn, un-incinerate the remains and wake that person back up. Whatever is damaged or decomposed will very often be lost, full stop.

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    17. Re:Problem ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they may be cryophiles and end up having sex with those frozen bodies.

    18. Re:Problem ... by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      And how many myths will be created about buried treasure and curses and the movies that can be made.

    19. Re:Problem ... by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      Discovering the dwelling place of God is just as "theoretically solvable" as this.

    20. Re:Problem ... by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I suspect she's counting on workable nanotech and cell repair machines. Of course, that assumes that the gestalt that is the human consciousness is (1) written to brain tissue, and (2) sufficiently distinctive that it can be recovered.

      If, on the other hand, the human mind is the equivalent of a bootable runtime, the best that's recoverable is a human, but the memories and personality would be gone. And until the tech is available, it's a crapshoot. On the other hand, she was dead already. . .

    21. Re:Problem ... by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Its like we say with computer backups. 'You dont actually have one until you have done a full restore"

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    22. Re: Problem ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well she would already be dead by that point, so it isn't like the situation is getting worse.

    23. Re:Problem ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > so what's the worst that would happen ?

      Relatives, in this case her father, go broke being forced to pay the annual fees to keep the body there. At this point the body is discarded. Cryo is a _business_ that runs for profit.

    24. Re:Problem ... by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      In the book "The Light of Other Days", complete resurrection was possible via cloning and then using a one-way time viewing device to "download" neural patters" right before the moment of death.

    25. Re:Problem ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      when it comes to deep space travel, cryo storing people might be the most sensible way to say colonize a distant planet where the ship is going to take 1,000 years to get there. Yes, yes, I know there's a WHOLE shitload of technical hurdles, but if we got the cryo stuff right it would give us that option.

      Cryostoring sex cells and/ or pre-screened embryos, then building a womb once your robots have built an in-space habitat isn't far beyond our current technology and is much simpler.

      Why?

      Well, (1) because it's doable today (whereas cryostoring anything much bigger than a mouse isn't), so will always retain a decade or century of development time over the vapourware that is cryo-revival.
      And (2) what possible reason would you have for putting your company's (or government's) resources into shipping people who might have their own agendas, when you can grow people in your own controlled environment. As the Jesuits used to say, "give me the boy at seven, and I will give you the man". Or something like that.
      And (3) if you ship a citizen out, you have a moral and possibly legal problem if one of them says "I want to go home" a week after the turnover point. With locally-grown embryos, they are "home" already. Hell, you can control their environment to the point that they might not even know there is another planet until the second generation are about to go into the Soylent Mincer. (Actually, that might be a point against taking embryos - in most legal systems today, they have parents who have rights. It's a lot more varied for jizz and unfertilised eggs. Even more so for testicle tissue and ovarian tissue from which you can produce sex cells.)

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    26. Re:Problem ... by fedos · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the scumbags peddling cryo-preservation have no evidence to backup their claims, therefore it's bullshit.

      And she was dying anyway, so what's the worst that would happen

      An incredible waste of resources. Emotional distress to the father.

    27. Re:Problem ... by fedos · · Score: 1

      I'm going to take a wild stab here and guess that "The Light of Other Days" was fiction.

    28. Re: Problem ... by fedos · · Score: 1

      What if this carnivorous species has figured out the magical technology to revive frozen corpses and considers resurrected sentient beings to be the ultimate delicacy?

    29. Re: Problem ... by fedos · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah. Totally forgot that that had been demonstrated to even be a thing.

    30. Re:Problem ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it isn't as drastic as removing all the pieces. It's more akin to the pieces being randomly displaced by a fraction of the square/space dimensions. Isn't it just ice shards piercing cell membranes, squishing some cells altogether?

    31. Re:Problem ... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      OK, you're not dead of freezer burn. Your dead of something else. You're still. Dead.

      You have to solve ALL of the little technical issues before this is a viable technology. Not just a couple of them.

      Once you've shown this works in a nematode, then we'll talk.

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    32. Re: Problem ... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah. Totally forgot that that had been demonstrated to even be a thing.

      It works with nematodes. So it just needs to be scaled up.

    33. Re:Problem ... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      I have faith. The faith I have in modern corporations assures me, that as soon as no one is looking they toss that body out of the cylinder feed it through a mulcher and flush the ground remains down the sewer and have a empty cylinder on display that they pretend to cool. Every time some one comes to visit their fozen loved one, the change the label on the cylinder, it is not like they can look in and check on the health and welfare of the loved one, whose body has been destroyed at the cellular level by the purposeful creation of ice crystals. I can pretty much guarantee that one day, all those cylinders will be opened and the contents disposed of or maybe used for medical experiments, fifty fifty on that one.

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    34. Re: Problem ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My microwave has a thaw setting. Won't the matter transporters in the future just have a thaw setting too.
      Or simply fire a tachyon pulse from the deflector dish and retrieve the memories from the past directly.

    35. Re:Problem ... by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      AND if it would work it would create a copy of that person, not the original. Different process id. The original person would still be dead.

    36. Re: Problem ... by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      You are thinking too narrowly. You don't necessarily need to revive the flesh. You could slice the frozen brain, scan the neuron connections, and then duplicate them in-silico.

      Pretty hilarious that someone who believes the complete human self - or even something that would appear to outside observers as such - inheres entirely in the structure of the CNS would accuse others of "thinking too narrowly".

      Sure, just recreate the synaptic connections from the brain (modulo any damage from death, freezing, the passage of time, etc.) in a completely different medium. Surely nothing else has any influence on cognition or personality.

  3. Pizza Delivery! by Zaowulf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there a Mr I C Wiener here?

    1. Re: Pizza Delivery! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ohhh crud.

  4. They paid for it by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

    They paid for it so why is this news? No different then a custody battle.

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    1. Re:They paid for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what a petty and nasty custody battle this is.

    2. Re:They paid for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? This is no different than a custody battle? THIS is why it is news then. The societal issues with modern technology, and hopeful but not yet existent technology, is new news every day. The fact that you don't see it as different as a custody battle is news. The disconnect between people who don't see an issue here and people who see a huge societal issue here is news. The only non- news is your post of "why is this news." It is a tired and redundant post.

    3. Re:They paid for it by unixisc · · Score: 1
      It's also a battle b/w emotion and reason, maybe metaphorically represented by the parents. While the full story (yeah, I RFTA) didn't mention what her father specifically wanted, it did mention that her mom paid the $37k. Unless future science figures out how to get dead people back to life (since the girl is now dead, this was a wasted effort. Her father pointed out as much, from TFA:

      He said: "Even if the treatment is successful and she is brought back to life in let's say 200 years, she may not find any relative and she might not remember things and she may be left in a desperate situation given that she is only 14 years old and will be in the United States of America."

      Her father thought this out rationally, and is concerned about the situation once the novelty of bringing his 14 year daughter back to life wears off. At that point, she'd have no relatives, since she'd be biologically 14, she wouldn't qualify for living in an old age home, and her world would be completely different from the way she knew it. But why bother about that, when wife and daughter both thought this out so thoroughly

    4. Re:They paid for it by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      But the court case wasn't about the validity of the technology, just about whether a 14 year old should have her wishes honoured after death. We don't have enough information to judge how informed the girl's wishes were anyway; maybe she was fully counselled about what life might be like after coming back. She could have been asking to be cremated and the father wanted her buried, the outcome of the case would have been the same.

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    5. Re:They paid for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe similar, but it isn't really the same, is it? This wasn't an issue a few years ago. At least, not what I have heard. The equation changes with new technology. Cremation vs burial is an issue, but what if you throw cryo preservation into the mix? How does that affect the average person's understanding of a difficult to understand pie in the sky goal? I agree that the court case is not about technology, but you cannot deny the importance of technology in this case, as well as the importance of people being scammed. I am just saying that "news" is not just about the latest and greatest gadgets. It is also about the new social and legal issues that arise out of the growing technology. cremation vs burial is a choice. cryo is a choice too, but now you get the, "shouldn't we do everything possible to help her" argument mixed in, so it IS different. The cremation vs burial issue doesn't have that as a potential argument.

    6. Re:They paid for it by Known+Nutter · · Score: 1

      and her world would be completely different from the way she knew it.

      Please. Haven't you seen Back to the Future? Marty McFly handled the future just fine.

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    7. Re:They paid for it by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      No, it is the same. The judge says so in the article. The technology aspect was incidental.

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    8. Re:They paid for it by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Marty McFly was in his late teens, early twens. This girl was 14

    9. Re:They paid for it by crashumbc · · Score: 1

      Shrug, people are orphaned at young ages all the time. They survive and even prosper.

      That said, yes he thought it out rationally. And eventually, agreed not to fight it.

        The reality here, is she's dead either way, if this gives her and her mother peace. So be it. She got a shitty roll of "life's dice", personally in that position I might make the gamble myself no matter how long the odds are.

      Personally, I think the most likely outcome here is the same way older cemeteries today run out of money and the land gets sold. This company will eventually run out of money and the power gets shut off. The bodies will be shipped off somewhere and buried with little fanfare.

       

    10. Re:They paid for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I judge also said that Jebus died for our sins. I'm not sure that makes it so. And judges are not known for keeping up with the latest techo-social issues. Legally, it may be the same. But think about it. Is it really the same? If you think so, and don't see ANY difference here at all, then we can agree to disagree. But if we do, then that disagreement, and the controversy itself, is news for nerds . . . imho.

    11. Re:They paid for it by fedos · · Score: 1

      TIL, freezing dead people is "modern technology".

    12. Re:They paid for it by fedos · · Score: 1

      maybe she was fully counselled about what life might be like after coming back.

      But did anyone counsel her on the fact that she won't be coming back?

    13. Re:They paid for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly why this is tech news. There are so many moral/ethical issues here, and a thorough understanding of this depends upon how we understand the implications of the technology we have, or hope to have.

    14. Re:They paid for it by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      That's the one situation that she would automatically be prepared for. If you don't come back it doesn't matter what you were counselled on does it?

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  5. pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    nobody in the far future when we can fix cancer AND death...
    is going to spend the time or money to bring back random teen girl from 2016.

    IF her corpse is even still around.

    1. Re:pointless by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Oh my gosh, like, you're a downer, like, whatever, like, people in 2216 are so going to want a 21st century teen around. Like, oh my gosh, you're such a hater.

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    2. Re:pointless by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      If they don't bring back people that were frozen in 2016, how will they know how useful their technology is?

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    3. Re:pointless by uncqual · · Score: 2

      Why would they care about how useful their technology when applied to someone frozen with 300 year old technology? They will care if its useful when applied to someone frozen with what is then relatively current technology.

      If they really want to go into the revival of dead bodies preserved with old technologies, they would go back at least as far as Egyptian mummies and revive them (if, nothing else, for the humor value of watching someone from that era "awake" in a futuristic world - it would make a great YouTube video).

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    4. Re:pointless by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Because they will have people in their time with incurable things that want to be frozen, and selling a proven technology will be far more profitable than an unproven one.

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    5. Re:pointless by sootman · · Score: 1

      > Why would they care about how useful their technology when
      > applied to someone frozen with 300 year old technology?

      It'll be like trying to read a 360k floppy, but with a human.

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  6. Regardless of the girl's wishes by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Regardless of the girl's wishes or the scientific viability of cryo, it must be absolutely awful to have your parents arguing about what to do with your body after you die. Even worse knowing that one of them is against it, she must have some feeling that her father doesn't want to see her again.

    1. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by caseih · · Score: 1

      Always hard to see things objectively when so many emotions are involved. Both the mother and father will be dead long before any there's any chance of technology existing to have a hope of reviving a cryogenically-frozen body, so wanting to see their daughter again in their mortal lifespan is not realistic anyway for either of them.

      According to the BBC the father agreed to support his daughter's wish before she died. Apparently the money is being put up by the mother's family, so we can only speculate on his reasons. I know I'd hate to see someone waste a lot of money on something like this. Seems like a scam to me.

    2. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 2

      Her father is never going to see her again. Unless you think the scientists will both cure cancer and solve the unfreezing problems within the next couple decades.

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    3. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Desler · · Score: 2

      Her father isn't going to ever see her again regardless.

    4. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Kjella · · Score: 2

      Even worse knowing that one of them is against it, she must have some feeling that her father doesn't want to see her again.

      I think the six years without contact said that:

      The girls' parents were divorced and the girl had not had any contact with her father for six years before she became ill.

      Not sure what he was looking for, if it was malice towards the mother or the girl or getting paid off to let it go but I strongly doubt it was over any real concern about her well-being.

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    5. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the time she's defrosted, assuming they can do it without "killing" her permanently (ice crystals have already formed), all of her family and friends will be long dead. What a terrible fate.

    6. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by unixisc · · Score: 2

      He very clearly stated his reasons in the full article: "Even if the treatment is successful and she is brought back to life in let's say 200 years, she may not find any relative and she might not remember things and she may be left in a desperate situation given that she is only 14 years old and will be in the United States of America".

      Mom & her family didn't think things through, while he did.

    7. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      People have volunteered to go to Mars even though they know they won't come back and may die trying, you don't think there are people that would volunteer to travel forward in time a few hundred years to see what things are like? That is basically what this is, except there is no sacrifice being made for the trip because there was no life regardless.

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    8. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not always malice. I've been divorced from my wife for 3 years, and she's had custody of my son. I've only seen him once - had him over for Christmas 2 years ago. Other than that, I had been largely jobless or heavily in debt, so couldn't afford to either keep going to CA to see him, or bringing him here. I do occasionally call him, but he is really phone shy (being autistic) and doesn't hold any phone conversations beyond a few minutes. It's not because I don't love him, but rather that I've been screwed by my wife, and so can't see him the way I'd like.

      Similarly, I'd choose to be a bit more sympathetic towards the dad rather than assume the worst about him. Especially since his reason for objecting was after thinking through her fate AFTER she got revived

    9. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by unixisc · · Score: 1

      That's what is so sad. Her father considered this, which is why he objected. It wasn't the money, since mom was paying it: it was the fact that she'd be surrounded in a world where nobody knows her, and since she'd be biologically 14, she'd still be too young to marry and start a family of her own. Unfortunately, while the daughter can be excused since she was just a teen, her mom should have been capable of thinking past her grief. Unfortunately, she didn't, and just dumped $37k down the sink, w/o considering what sort of life her daughter would lead, even if she did get revived.

    10. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by uncqual · · Score: 1

      Why can't he stop by the freezer and see her?

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    11. Re: Regardless of the girl's wishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The father's speculation about the future is somehow more thoughtful than the person who convinced a judge to rule in there favor? If he is so worried about her well being he should fund a trust or freeze himself. Just not thinking things through I guess.

    12. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If she happened to get a perverted male technician thawing her, he might take advantage of the situation and help her start a family once she reaches about 70 degrees Fahrenheit (oh, come on, anything colder than that is just creepy - get your mind out of the gutter).

      Of course, having died from cancer, she may not look all that good so the tech may prefer the young ones who died nearly instantly from a stroke or heart attack.

    13. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Delusional to believe that his daughter is what's in the freezer. It's a frozen body in the freezer, and a reminder of the daughter he lost.

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    14. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by uncqual · · Score: 1

      That depends. Some religious zealots believe that a fertilized human egg before its first division is a "human baby" and is a "life" -- they might well also come to believe that a fully formed human body is also something more than just a collection of cells.

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    15. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you so convinced the mom and daughter didn't consider that? Unless you have access to judge's and daughter's conversation, you are only speculating.

    16. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Raenex · · Score: 1

      So he'd rather she'd be dead than alive with no relatives, and, *gasp*, in the United States of America? Yeah, that's some quality thinking.

    17. Re: Regardless of the girl's wishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speculation? Come on now. Everything he said will be spot on. And that's the .1% chance that it does work lol.

    18. Re: Regardless of the girl's wishes by unixisc · · Score: 1

      So after 200 years, father wakes up in a world where everything has changed, nobody he knows is alive, his job (and probably his company) is gone, and he's expected to survive... how exactly? And that's before he even contemplates taking care of his little girl

    19. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I'm not religious and I believe a fertilized human egg is a life. That's in line with basic biology.

    20. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Daughter definitely did not consider that, or else, the idea of a world w/o anyone she knows still alive would have scared her enough to want to pick cremation. Mom didn't consider that, or else, she wouldn't even think of putting aside $37k for this project

    21. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by unixisc · · Score: 1

      People who are not American, were never American and have nobody of their own in America would not necessarily be better off in America than in their own country. Especially when we are talking about someone from Britain, not someone from Ivory Coast

    22. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by uncqual · · Score: 1

      True. I should have said a 'life with a 'soul' and that destroying it is morally equivalent to murdering a 40 year old mother with 3 kids". My apologies for the shorthand.

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    23. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Umm, you're comparing being dead, at age 14, to being in America. "Sorry, you'd be better off dead! Trust us, we know what's best for you."

    24. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Moof123 · · Score: 1

      I am curious how an endowment/trust works for a body in this situation. Are the great-great-great grand kids supposed to keep fund going to pay for the ongoing preservation and eventual resuscitation? I mean we currently don't even have universal health care for the living, why would a popsicle be guaranteed massive charity at some future date? It is one thing to freeze her, but I can't imagine a more expensive hospital bill to thaw someone out, undo freezer burn, remove cancer, reverse cancer damage, re-animate the body, then rehab the patient. After that you would indeed be a time traveler in a very foreign land, but that seems like the easiest of the problems to solve.

    25. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather be dead than alive with no relatives AND in the US.

      Judging by the number of people at immigration these days, there's a handful of similar folks out there at the very least.

    26. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her father is never going to see her again. Unless you think the scientists will both cure cancer and solve the unfreezing problems within the next couple decades.

      Or the father decides to get frozen. If the medical technology in the future gets good enough to unfreeze people and cure them, they might both see each other again. If that happens, I hope he will have the grace to apologize.

      Actually, if that happens, he ought to be tearfully begging her forgiveness.

      But perhaps he would never get himself frozen, if he didn't want it for her he won't want it for himself. Then I agree with you, he'll never see her again. Unless you believe in an afterlife.

    27. Re: Regardless of the girl's wishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he's expected to survive... how exactly?

      I'm sure there'll be social services avai..

      and will be in the United States of America

      Never mind, he's right.

    28. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless he also freezes himself. Easy.

    29. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I'd rather be dead than alive with no relatives AND in the US.

      That's because you're an idiot. This 14-year old girl has more sense than you.

      Judging by the number of people at immigration these days, there's a handful of similar folks out there at the very least.

      Funny how all those celebrities who said they'd move to Canada if Trump got elected are still here and have no plans for leaving.

    30. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      You might try establishing communication with text. I have found this channel to work with people who are so antisocial that it's like trying to talk to aliens.

    31. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should talk to one of those religious "zealots". You obviously don't have the slightest understanding of what they believe.

    32. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I think it's reasonable to assume that if the complex medical procedure needed to wake her up and cure her cancer is being performed, whoever is doing it is intending to take care if the patient.

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    33. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And some atheist nutjobs believe that a child -- even moments before being delivered by the mother -- isn't a "life" and can be terminated, despite science showing they already interact with the outside world and even demonstrate personalities.

    34. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but usually, there is a finite time period for which such care is planned. Not if the patient would have to be kept for 2-4 years. Also, once patient is released, where would she go? She's already in another country, nobody knows her.... and assuming she remembers what she had learnt until the 9th grade some hundreds of years ago, where and how does she pick up where she left off?

    35. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by unixisc · · Score: 1

      In this particular case, was she an only child? From everything that was described, that seems to be the case. Her parents are divorced, so she is unlikely to get any siblings. And even if she did (from her mom), let's assume that a younger brother would care for her when he grows up. But how many generations would pass before they decide 'naah, just let GGGG...aunty be cremated, not worth the expense of keeping her frozen'?

    36. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      What kind of irresponsible team of doctors would wake her up without any kind of plan? Anyway, I looked into it, the same funding that keeps the cryogenic storage running provides for the patient when they wake up.

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    37. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by uncqual · · Score: 1

      They are all different and there isn't enough time (or interest on my part) to talk to all of them. But, I believe I gave a fairly accurate description of the view of some I have listened to.

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    38. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by uncqual · · Score: 1

      I don't see why if it is legal to have a voluntary abortion during the 26th week (for example), it should not also be legal for a mother and her doctor to humanely terminate the life of a baby born prematurely prior to that as long as it's done before the end of the 26th week of gestation. Any other view seems illogical to me.

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    39. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are fools who don't have any functional skills, it would cost $50 billion per person minimum - no one is worth it.

    40. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Apparently the money is being put up by the mother's family, so we can only speculate on his reasons. I know I'd hate to see someone waste a lot of money on something like this. Seems like a scam to me.

      I wonder how long 37 Kilobucks will keep a person in that liquid nitrogen they will need so badly. Scam? Oh hell yeah.

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    41. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      So he'd rather she'd be dead than alive with no relatives, and, *gasp*, in the United States of America? Yeah, that's some quality thinking.

      So he'd rather face reality. She's just as dead in a cry tank as she is in any other form. There is just as much chance a person could be revived from a dna swab, or just their freshly decapitated noggin as being frozen after all of their organs have shut down, poisoned by the effects of dying. Better off to become a Christian and know your immortal soul will go to heaven, and with just as likely a positive outcome as the human freeze pop theory.

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    42. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Raenex · · Score: 1

      So he'd rather face reality.

      That's not the argument he gave and that we're discussing in this particular thread.

    43. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      So he'd rather face reality.

      That's not the argument he gave and that we're discussing in this particular thread.

      If you don't care for my comments, don't reply. But since you did me the courtesy of telling me to shut the fuck up. allow me to eddycate you on the basis for my comment. It's possibly a little tricky, so pay attention. Here we go:

      unixisc wrote : "He very clearly stated his reasons in the full article: "Even if the treatment is successful and she is brought back to life in let's say 200 years, she may not find any relative and she might not remember things and she may be left in a desperate situation given that she is only 14 years old and will be in the United States of America".

      Okay, it appears that the childs fother wrote something that I just copied and pasted Look at what unixisc wrote in case you doubt the veracity of my copy and paste. Next, Let's get jiggy wit it and see what unixsc wrote next!

      "Mom & her family didn't think things through, while he did." To which I replied, in agreement with him : "So he'd rather face reality."

      He is the father who would rather face reality, and she and her family did not.

      Now you see, I was agreeing with him on that point I was agreeing with him that her father thought it through and her mother and her family did not think it through.

      That my good man - is an exact and on topic reply in agreement with what unixisc wrote.

      So before looking like a flaming asshole that tries to dictate what other people write, try following the conversation, and stop being a flaming asshole that tries to control what other people write. Any questions boss? I'll go over it again much slower if you're having trouble with the old comprendee.

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    44. Re:Regardless of the girl's wishes by Raenex · · Score: 1

      If you don't care for my comments, don't reply.

      Fuck off. If you want to make an ass out of yourself, again, I'll reply pointing it out as it pleases me.

      But since you did me the courtesy of telling me to shut the fuck up

      I didn't directly, but yes, it's better to say nothing than something stupid. Not that such simple principles will stop you.

      It's possibly a little tricky

      In other words, you're going to use pretzel logic to twist and stretch the truth.

      To which I replied, in agreement with him : "So he'd rather face reality."

      And you then followed that with a "realistic" argument that he did not make, and that we were not discussing. We were discussing his stated "realistic" reasons, which were rather dumb when given in comparison to the alternative of being dead.

  7. Understandable, but foolish by MikeRT · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For the sake of argument, suppose this is possible.

    You will wake up about 5 generations beyond where you are now. Assuming her death doesn't end the bloodline altogether, the relatives she has in 100 years will have no real familial connection to her. Everyone and everything that defines her sense of happiness now will likely be dead and gone or so evolved that it is unrecognizable (like tech and hobbies).

    Then you have the cultural change. Imagine being frozen in 1900 and waking up in 2016. The whole social order is different. You likely are deeply at odds with it culturally.

    So odds are you just wake up a social pariah, with no skills, in an alien social order with no friends and family. Heck, you might not even speak the lingua franca of that age. For all we know, Mandarin could replace English by 2116.

    People imagine it like a movie where you wake up in a shiny, accepting utopia and you just go like Ender to the stars where no one knows your past or cares. The reality is probably more akin to you becoming a ward of the state for years, being looked down on except as a curiosity.

    1. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 1

      Wish I could mod you up. This is dead on.

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    2. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Narcocide · · Score: 2

      This is great. Now try the same thought experiment while pretending your soul isn't made of trash. Imagine you're a scientist hundreds of years in the future and you finally now have the incredibly valuable and rare opportunity to talk to a real live human from the ancient world, freshly awakened as though they'd been teleported directly from the past.

    3. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Jamu · · Score: 1

      It's still better than the alternative.

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    4. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then you have the cultural change. Imagine being frozen in 1900 and waking up in 2016. The whole social order is different. You likely are deeply at odds with it culturally.

      I've often wondered this. If you could take a random person from different eras and plunk them into the present (even allowing for some sort of "techno-magic language translation"), how would they adjust? Obviously, the further back you go, the less able they would be able to cope. Someone from 1950 would stumble but might be generally fine. Someone from 1860 would have a lot of trouble. Someone from 1060 would likely run fleeing from all of the weird things they saw. What's the furthest back you could go and still have the person relatively well-integrated into society?

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    5. Re:Understandable, but foolish by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So you've just turned a societal pariah into a lab specimen.

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    6. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Kjella · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then you have the cultural change. Imagine being frozen in 1900 and waking up in 2016. The whole social order is different. You likely are deeply at odds with it culturally. (...) So odds are you just wake up a social pariah, with no skills, in an alien social order with no friends and family. Heck, you might not even speak the lingua franca of that age.

      Consider the vast multitude of cultures today, she's probably no worse off than that odd foreign kid. For that matter, what you describe is not much different from what many refugees experience today. And 14 is young enough to get a perfectly normal education, job, find friends and start a family same as your peers. I'd take 70 more years of that over dying at 14 any day. Cryogenics is a fantasy, but I'd take the fantasy over reality any day of the week.

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    7. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even more stupid than that. Considering the population of the earth is one of the biggest issues we have right now, why would a future generation *want* to add another human into an overpopulated planet? Well, I'd give you a reason: Perhaps a future society would like slaves. Create a usurious debt by unfreezing these bodies and reviving/fixing them, tell them get to work for 100+ years as a slave to pay off that debt.

      Or we manage to get off the planet and population isn't an issue. You loaded on a ship destined for a new planet to colonize. The ship defrosts you, revives/fixes you and now you get to rebuild society from scratch. Sounds like shit tons of not fun, no wonder they'd send you instead of themselves.

      Basically, you'll get revived to do the shit work that nobody else would do. Sounds like fun.

      Or you can assume people will solve all problems and everything will be absolutely perfect so bored people will revive you. I fucking doubt that, though.

    8. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Eloking · · Score: 1

      For the sake of argument, suppose this is possible.

      You will wake up about 5 generations beyond where you are now. Assuming her death doesn't end the bloodline altogether, the relatives she has in 100 years will have no real familial connection to her. Everyone and everything that defines her sense of happiness now will likely be dead and gone or so evolved that it is unrecognizable (like tech and hobbies).

      Then you have the cultural change. Imagine being frozen in 1900 and waking up in 2016. The whole social order is different. You likely are deeply at odds with it culturally.

      So odds are you just wake up a social pariah, with no skills, in an alien social order with no friends and family. Heck, you might not even speak the lingua franca of that age. For all we know, Mandarin could replace English by 2116.

      People imagine it like a movie where you wake up in a shiny, accepting utopia and you just go like Ender to the stars where no one knows your past or cares. The reality is probably more akin to you becoming a ward of the state for years, being looked down on except as a curiosity.

      Really, this is what you came up best as an argument again this?

      Better be death than waking in a completely different world?

      Not much different that a friend that cut all his family tie and have gone in a world trip adventure (he's now in China for the last 2-3 years). And he have never being happier.

      My point is, family, culture and language are a long, looonnnng shot to be absolute necessity for happiness. And if I had a grand-grand-grand great father about to wake up at my age, I'll be one of the first in line to ask him to share a beer in a bar.

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    9. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Aaden42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Honestly, it sounds like a pretty amazing adventure. Time travel, basically. Albeit low chance of actually arriving & zero chance of a return trip. If I'm dying anyways and have the disposable income, why not? I can always choose to kill myself again (permanently) if I find myself unable to adapt to the future. Other than having a wide variety of things I'd rather do with the money while I'm alive, I don't see a down side.

      I was born into a world I knew nothing about once & learned all I could to get where I am now. Granted, I'd lack the neuroplasticity of a child's brain for the second attempt, but I'd be willing to give it a try. Beats the alternative anyways.

    10. Re:Understandable, but foolish by jdavidb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Obviously the complete eradication of one's own existence is the best possible solution to those problems.

    11. Re:Understandable, but foolish by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      I think for a lot people what you are saying is very true. She is however a teenager. At 14 years old she would probably be much more able to adapt to those realities than most of us adults would. She is still young enough to learn skills, etc. Is still at an age where she can readily make friends and from relationships.

      The real question is can they freeze here before she is technically deceased? I think this matters becuase its terms of being able to support herself in the future that could be critical. If she is alive and can put decent amount of money away in some institutions focused on capital preservation even what little return that generates might leave her with a nice nest egg five generations from now!

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    12. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm..; wait...maybe someone from the 1900 *WOULD* think it was an utopia here and now. No wars or battles anymore (in the EU), almost all diseases and other ills that killed large portions of the populace have little to no impact anymore, childbierth-deaths down by a staggering amount, people living far longer, technology that makes life easier in all ways, etc.

      Of course, he would need to have a good, positive attitude? Which is whole the point. If one has the right personality for it, the future can be appealing, whatever as long as progress is being made. Sure, it might be overwhelming, but a world like Ghost in the Shell; I think I could adapt. Some people, by nature, are more prone to be able to adapt (and appreciate) to a far future than others.

    13. Re:Understandable, but foolish by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are assuming that she will be the ONLY one that is "woken up". But if she can be revived, so can all the others. So there will be a whole group of people that share the culture of the early 21st century. They can hang out together.

    14. Re:Understandable, but foolish by nasor · · Score: 1

      I would make new friend and learn the new customs. There are some hobbies that have endured for thousands of years; sports, reading and writing for pleasure, boards games, arts like painting/sculpting/etc. The game Go is probably over 5000 years old. There are paintings of groups of people kicking a ball around in a way that looks an awful lot like playing soccer that are over 1000 years old. Painting and sculpting was occurring in prehistoric times. It seems exceedingly likely that these things will all still be around in the future. You might be playing zero-gravity soccer and sculpting trans-dimensional hyperlcay or something, but people aren't going to just suddenly stop enjoying those sorts of things. As for the language being different...is that really something that would make you wish you no longer existed? You would rather cease to exist than have to learn Mandarin?

    15. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the sake of argument, suppose this is possible.

      You will wake up about 5 generations beyond where you are now. Assuming her death doesn't end the bloodline altogether, the relatives she has in 100 years will have no real familial connection to her.

      Yeah. But you can start again. She is 14, so someone would have to care for her. There already are orphans around, it's not like we ignore them.

      Everyone and everything that defines her sense of happiness now will likely be dead and gone or so evolved that it is unrecognizable (like tech and hobbies).

      So she will be a dumber than the average. But she is still young so she should be able to recuperate some of that. Still beats dying.

      Then you have the cultural change. Imagine being frozen in 1900 and waking up in 2016. The whole social order is different. You likely are deeply at odds with it culturally.

      So odds are you just wake up a social pariah, with no skills, in an alien social order with no friends and family. Heck, you might not even speak the lingua franca of that age. For all we know, Mandarin could replace English by 2116.

      We already have automatic translators. People learn new languages. She is young.

      People imagine it like a movie where you wake up in a shiny, accepting utopia and you just go like Ender to the stars where no one knows your past or cares. The reality is probably more akin to you becoming a ward of the state for years, being looked down on except as a curiosity.

      WHICH IS STILL BETTER THEN DYING.

    16. Re:Understandable, but foolish by DarkOx · · Score: 2

      Someone from 1860 would have a lot of trouble.

      I think that depends a lot on the someone. Is it some poor slob plucked off the rail road tracks in the western US, or is it some highly educated(for the day) wealthy urbanite? Suppose we snapped Andrew Carnegie off the street in 1860, and dropped him off here in 2016. I think he would be surprised and upset by a number of things but would mostly be able to navigate.

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    17. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't be a social pariah. You'd be an object of study and fascination.

    18. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your happiness is defined by outside entities you're going to have a hard time in life. Being alive is, in and of itself, a virtue with excellent opportunity and fortune.

      If you feel otherwise? You're doing it wrong.

    19. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      I wonder what Carnegie would think of our Mellons.

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    20. Re:Understandable, but foolish by bazorg · · Score: 1

      Suppose it's possible, and she wakes up 100 years from now, aged 14. Takes 2 tablets and cancer is gone. Or has her mind uploaded to another body. Plenty of time to catch up on what's new in the 22nd century. Sooner than you know it, she'll star in 6D adult entertainment named something like "the 21st century tart-bot".

    21. Re: Understandable, but foolish by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      It depends on your personality type.

      An ISFP would probably be devastated by the loss of family members & friends.

      An INTP might barely notice, aside from occasional pangs of nostalgia around the holidays, because he'd be fascinated by the new kitchen appliances and the technology behind them.

      An ESTP would revel in his new celebrity status & go on the lecture circuit. Or self-destruct if nobody cared.

      An INFJ would get depressed about the privilege that allowed him -- but not countless others -- to live.

      An INTJ would prepare to emigrate to Mars, then change his mind and go to a mining outpost in the asteroid belt instead because there were fewer people there to annoy him.

    22. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So odds are you just wake up a social pariah, with no skills, in an alien social order with no friends and family. Heck, you might not even speak the lingua franca of that age. For all we know, Mandarin could replace English by 2116.

      Have you been paying attention at all to 2016?

      Girl's going to make a fuckload of Earthcreditbucks telling unbelievable tales from this year.

    23. Re:Understandable, but foolish by dmomo · · Score: 1

      What about the body's flora and immune system? Today, we have to get all sorts of shots before visiting certain foreign countries. Could it be that the future version of one's own country would be just as foreign in terms of whatever pathogens are common? Could the newly-revived body be ill-equipped to face this?

    24. Re:Understandable, but foolish by guruevi · · Score: 1

      The question is, would they even be able to breathe, eat or drink without experiencing all sorts of health issues. Whether you increase or decrease the pollution, it will become a lot harder for your body to adjust a jump rather than a gradual increase. 100 years may not be that bad but it's more likely that it will be 200 or 500 years before someone can restore your body and your brain from the cell damage cryogenics does, people may have all sorts of evolutionary traits that deal with different CO, lead or oxygen in the environment.

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    25. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fail to see how any of this is worse than death. Skills and language can be learned, friendships can be formed, and families can be started.

      Even if you timewarp in 2116 and find that humanity is long extinct and you've been revived by sentient cockroaches, you could still potentially find purpose in life. If your brain rots into the ground, you are absolutely never going to have that option. Any opportunity is better than guaranteed failure.

    26. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Then you have the cultural change. Imagine being frozen in 1900 and waking up in 2016. The whole social order is different. You likely are deeply at odds with it culturally.

      This is how many people are RIGHT NOW. And they all voted for Donald Trump.

    27. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So fucking what. If you don't like it when you wake up, be an hero and suicide.

    28. Re:Understandable, but foolish by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      If you could take a random person from different eras and plunk them into the present (even allowing for some sort of "techno-magic language translation"), how would they adjust?

      HBO's Westworld is taking a hack at this, albeit with androids being subjected to the time-dissonance.

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    29. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or she will be the smartest person in the world. (Idiocracy)
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
       

    30. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question is, would they even be able to breathe, eat or drink without experiencing all sorts of health issues. Whether you increase or decrease the pollution, it will become a lot harder for your body to adjust a jump rather than a gradual increase.

      So, if a native of Beijing hops on a plane and travels to... pretty much anywhere else, they immediately suffer acute health issues due to *lack* of pollution??

    31. Re:Understandable, but foolish by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Reality will be somewhere in the middle of your two scenarios. Chances are the people who wake her up wouldn't just be ready to dump her on the street. It won't be done unless there is some sort of scientific program wrapped around it, following a long period of experimentation and development. These will be a certain group of people who are aliens, because she won't be the only one frozen, and they will almost certainly bond with one another having been through the same experience.

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    32. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Well, in a sense, though I think anthropologists would probably look at it differently but its only temporarily really anyway. Obviously re-integration into society would be the civil, moral thing to do after curing their diseases - both mental and physical. They all signed up for exactly that, after all. These are all people who want to see the future.

    33. Re:Understandable, but foolish by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Yes, the scientists that have spent decades developing and planning for the day that they can wake this girl up are going to totally forget about immunization. Imagine the big 'DOH' around the room when she dies immediately from a cold.

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    34. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could go about as far back as So-crates, according to a documentary I once saw on the topic.

    35. Re:Understandable, but foolish by khallow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You will wake up about 5 generations beyond where you are now. Assuming her death doesn't end the bloodline altogether, the relatives she has in 100 years will have no real familial connection to her. Everyone and everything that defines her sense of happiness now will likely be dead and gone or so evolved that it is unrecognizable (like tech and hobbies).

      Then you have the cultural change. Imagine being frozen in 1900 and waking up in 2016. The whole social order is different. You likely are deeply at odds with it culturally.

      So odds are you just wake up a social pariah, with no skills, in an alien social order with no friends and family. Heck, you might not even speak the lingua franca of that age. For all we know, Mandarin could replace English by 2116.

      What's bizarre here is that you think this is worse than death. I guess you're one of those believers in an afterlife that no one, including the powerful supernatural beings who supposedly manage the thing, has bothered to show exists.

    36. Re:Understandable, but foolish by mccalli · · Score: 1

      This has been done with South American tribes. There's a great documentary on it - a BBC reporter first lived with the tribe, then years later took some of them to London. I'm coming up short in finding the name of the documentary unfortunately, but the answer is - they coped amazingly well. Looking at tech they'd never seen before (trucks, a lift/elevator, cities) to being flown over - they coped amazingly well.

      One thing they didn't quite get was a sense of scale. The leader of the tribe was brought over, and he had expected to meet the leader of the tribe in the UK too - the Queen, to be specific. Nope, didn't happen. In terms of coping socially though - they did an excellent job, which leads me to believe that this kind of thing is socially possible.

    37. Re:Understandable, but foolish by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Who cares? Being alive is better than being dead. No, that statement is nonsensical as there is nothing in death so it can't be compared to. As much as I have suffered, no matter how much I will suffer, I want to be alive. Worst case scenario I continue exploring the world from my own mind because my body is ineffective or in a prison... but I will continue exploring the world. THAT is life. Not friends, family, etc.

      Don't get me wrong, friends, family, and social stuff is very important... but without life, you can not even contemplate those things.

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    38. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if there were a few million human popsicles defrosted all at once when a reparative thawing process was developed and put into use.

      The fascination would wear off rapidly due to the volume and being an object of study would mean a life of tests. And since there would be a few million primitives, likely a lot that share personality and/or physical traits, they'd be disposable. The experiments would likely reflect that, becoming ever more cruel and unusual because fuck it.

    39. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the reverse. The kid might be swarming with stuff that people in the 31st century eradicated centuries ago and are no longer immune to.

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    40. Re:Understandable, but foolish by strikethree · · Score: 1

      I bet people like Leonardo da Vinci or Plato could easily deal with the change. I bet they would be lost in wonder for many years as they learned all of the new things, but still, being alive is being alive. The trappings change all the time but the main theme is still there.

      Sure, there are people who would collapse at the enormity of it all, but any of the real thinkers from the past would do just fine. Hell, they would likely make many new discoveries since they do not have all of the intellectual baggage that the current societies have in place.

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    41. Re:Understandable, but foolish by uncqual · · Score: 2

      Presumably by then, the immune system will be better understood and she would be given the treatment (such as vaccines whatever replaces them and/or returning the immune system to its "just born" state boosted with a starter of [fake] mom's immune system and/or) necessary to protect her before exposing her to the unfamiliar pathogens.

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    42. Re:Understandable, but foolish by strikethree · · Score: 2

      Cryogenics is a fantasy, but I'd take the fantasy over reality any day of the week.

      I agree. To make it a bit more clear for everyone else -

      The choices are:

      1) Dead. Period. End of story.
      2) Dead. Frozen with almost zero chance of you being revived in the future. Not guaranteed to be end of story.

      The choice is clearly easy to make. For someone like me who has lived the majority of their expected life, I would not freeze myself. I love being alive but I realize that at some point it should end so new ideas can enter the arena. For whatever reason, it appears that I can only change so much and the future requires more change than I have in me. Time to die. A shame I never got to watch C beams glitter near the Tannhauser gate. *sigh*

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    43. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if humans have evolved dramatically?

      Perhaps human females will have only one breast (why two? why not three? why not one?) by then. Maybe the playground inlet will have moved far away from the sewage outlet (avoiding some awkward moments).

      She could be a complete freak of nature and be laughed at and ridiculed for the rest of her life. (Of course, presumably, she would decide not to be refrozen when diagnosed with another terminal disease).

    44. Re:Understandable, but foolish by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      So, just like almost any other immigrant over the centuries.

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    45. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Alomex · · Score: 1

      she's probably no worse off than that odd foreign kid.

      And that is mighty difficult, which is why immigrant communities tend to hang together for a while. Maybe if enough people are revived, the kid could hang around with other previously frozen people.

    46. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

      So odds are you just wake up a social pariah, with no skills, in an alien social order with no friends and family.

      Are you talking about you, or the girl? The girl obviously wants to live, even with complete strangers of the future. If you don't want to live in the future, be my guest. But don't assume everyone thinks the same as you.

      I mean, I think the whole thing is stupid, but only because I know it will never work (resurrecting a dead frozen body in which every cell had burst etc). But if some magical tech came out that guaranteed cryo freeze survival, I might actually volunteer myself to be frozen just so I can live in the future and finally see flying cars.

    47. Re:Understandable, but foolish by naasking · · Score: 1

      Obviously, the further back you go, the less able they would be able to cope.

      I'm not sure that's true. People from the recent past have already formed opinions on many subjects of modern interest, like transgenderism. Someone from the 50s would probably be quite bigoted against homosexuals and transgendered people. Someone from ancient Greece not so much, particularly since homosexuality was more accepted then.

      A person who has no experience with such things would at least be able to form their own opinions rather than conform to societal norms from their time. The further removed from their time they are, the more adaptable they will be to new social norms. I imagine the same will hold for people frozen now. They'll be able to adapt more readily if they wake up 500 years from now rather than 100 years from now.

    48. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because soooo much has changed since 1990....

    49. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Known+Nutter · · Score: 1

      As much as I have suffered, no matter how much I will suffer, I want to be alive. Worst case scenario I continue exploring the world from my own mind because my body is ineffective or in a prison

      You've obviously never experienced a 450-slide PowerPoint presentation.

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    50. Re: Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe Beeth Oven did pretty good too in the era.

    51. Re:Understandable, but foolish by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      Granted, I'd lack the neuroplasticity of a child's brain for the second attempt, but I'd be willing to give it a try. Beats the alternative anyways.

      Assuming the technology exists to unfreeze and cure your terminal condition exists, that might not be much of an issue either. I suspect at some point the leading cause of death for humanity will be "misadventure" as outside of accidents, we'll be able to handle disease or aging rather well. Hell, maybe even accidents won't be a problem, you'll just have to respawn at the last checkpoint. Make sure to save or backup frequently.

    52. Re:Understandable, but foolish by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      So if you don't think you'd like it, don't do it. Do you really think they haven't considered any of the changes and challenges they would be subjected to? Do you think the people of the future would be unable to make any accommodations for the people they went to great lengths to revive?

      Additionally, there will likely be hundreds or thousands of people frozen- it's likely that any new cure which works for one person would work for many. There will be many challenges for anyone revived, but they are not much greater than challenges people have overcome in the past, and they will probably not face them alone.

    53. Re:Understandable, but foolish by crashumbc · · Score: 1

      Humans are EXTREMELY adaptable.

      They are many parallels we primitive peoples have been introduced into modern society and flourished.

        Language barrier? not like people have been dropped into foreign cultures and managed to learn the local language.

      Will it be easy? probably not. Language barrier? not like people have been dropped into foreign cultures and managed to learn the local language.

    54. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I don't think evolutionary adaptations would be too apparent even in 500 years' time. Evolution (for something as big as a human) typically works on scales of many thousands of years, not hundreds.

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    55. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Very interesting. That's probably about as close as we could get to actually pulling someone from another time into the present day. If you remember the title, please send it to me.

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    56. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Moof123 · · Score: 1

      Death is not always the worst option.

    57. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Biologically humans don't seem to have changed much in thousands of years. So mostly it'd be a mater of culture shock and differing education levels.

      I think the dominate factor would be in whether the culture the person transitions to considers them an adult (and therefore getting a basic education requires special arrangements) or not. But either way it'd be a lot like visiting a foreign country.

    58. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that many people alive today have a high probability of living for hundreds of years, assuming that we manage to stabilize existing cultures, climate, and world conflict. Entirely possible that both parents will be alive when she's revived.

    59. Re:Understandable, but foolish by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      Death is but a doorway, time is but a window...

    60. Re:Understandable, but foolish by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      All we are...is dust in the wind...dude

    61. Re:Understandable, but foolish by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      You don't have to wonder - just look at migration to the US in the 18th and 19th centuries.

      My grandfather came here from a farm in Mongolia in 1906, alone, at the age of 12, and found himself in New York City. That might as well have been going 500 years into the future, just he did it by boat rather than time machine. Given the difficulties at the time as well, there was no going back.

      People did it all the time back then, and still kind of do today, though arguably globalization has made it substantially less jarring. Some fail, some merely survive, and some manage to thrive.

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    62. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cultures are only part of it I'm afraid, there's a lot that changes in a few hundred years.

      There could be new diseases at that point, for example, which someone who grew up in that time would have a natural immunity to or the like...there could be something in the water that the locals are used to drinking, whereas someone from 500 years ago might not be...whether the currency she does have in her name, if any, will be valid and if not, if there will be social programs to assist someone of a status that doesn't yet exist (i.e. a human being revived from cryogenic stasis and cured of a fatal disease). Supposing all that works out, how easy will it be for her to talk to people, to re-learn everything? Read something written in Old English, or even varieties from a few hundred years ago...technically they're English yes, but a whole lot has changed and a lot of people find the stuff unreadable.

      So many things would have to work out in order for her plan to succeed that there's just a greater chance of failure on the face of it. Any time I've read a story like this, it's just made me sad. Sad for their fear pushing them to such extremes, sad that it happened in the first place...it's not right, wrong, smart or stupid, it's just depressing to think about. Some people would rather take fantasy, yes, but to paraphrase, reality is what you get when the fantasy ends.

    63. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      zero chance of a return trip

      Woh woh woh there buddy! Let's not be hasty (though you're probably right).

    64. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Everyone and everything that defines her sense of happiness now will likely be dead and gone or so evolved that it is unrecognizable (like tech and hobbies).

      We'll always have '80s music.

      They'll call it 'classical' in 5 generations, but they'll play it.

    65. Re: Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aw come on. Worked for Buck Rogers.

    66. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And is actually because the OTHER people don't get YOU - not on an surface level, but really getting you and being able to talk / relate to the same experience (of transplant).

      Reverse culture shock is the same (former expat of 8 years) - it's not that I don't get what's happening here, it's just I can't talk about my previous experiences with people in a normal way, unless they were also expats.

      Humans are great at understanding the unknown, and the whole "caveman scared of flying aluminum bird" thing is completely bullshit, people adapt INCREDIBLY quickly to both positive and negative environments. Which is why the line of reasoning above about "who would want to wake up 2-500 years in the future" is also an incredibly stupid comment - it would be amazing. It's sort of like asking "who wants to go live in China right now, without friends or family". Well, lots of people.

    67. Re:Understandable, but foolish by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

      KHAAAAAAAAAN!

    68. Re:Understandable, but foolish by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the scientists that have spent decades developing and planning for the day that they can wake this girl up are going to totally forget about immunization.

      Scientists have spent little to no time on this. It's not science, it's faith.
      There are no scientists who have a plan for how to revive these corpses, and certainly not the next steps.

    69. Re:Understandable, but foolish by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I think for a lot people what you are saying is very true. She is however a teenager. At 14 years old she would probably be much more able to adapt to those realities than most of us adults would. She is still young enough to learn skills, etc.

      She was a teenager - she's dead.

    70. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "The question is, would they even be able to breathe, eat or drink without experiencing all sorts of health issues."

      For most people brought forward from an earlier time, they would be surprised by the sudden cleanliness of everything. For the first time they would be breathing air not full of wood or coal smoke, and drinking water free of cholera. Even a Los Angeleno brought in from 1955 would be amazed at seeing the snowy San Gabriels for the first time in his life, and in a city that had more traffic than ever.

    71. Re:Understandable, but foolish by sootman · · Score: 1

      Assuming everything doesn't go to hell in the next 100 years and they're enslaving people they defrost, I'm *pretty sure* the folks in the un-freezing business will have some kind of assimilation help available.* I don't think it'll be like getting out of prison where they give you a few bucks, a set of clothes, and a bus pass and say "good luck!" Hell, they'll probably think living people from the past are FASCINATING.

      * Come to think of it, I love teaching and culture and sociology and history -- I'd LOVE to have that job.

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    72. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of this is wrong. She's 14 and much more likely to adjust than an adult.

    73. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably those who want to be frozen, even if they wake up 1000 years in the future, they will be aware that they choose to be frozen and that alot of changes / differences could have happened from their own time itself.

      And presumably they will be motivated to learn how to cope with the changes.

      Of course a random person "time warped" into the the future, who didnt expect it, will possibly not not be motivated / able to adjust to the future.

    74. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Kjella · · Score: 1

      The choice is clearly easy to make. For someone like me who has lived the majority of their expected life, I would not freeze myself. I love being alive but I realize that at some point it should end so new ideas can enter the arena.

      Screw that, I've never understood the people who've basically given up on life... sure I can understand those ravaged by disease or injury or old age who don't like this existence anymore, but in a future where they can resurrect the dead surely they can make you as healthy and fit as a twenty year old again. Under those circumstances, what's barely a century? I'd want a million years or more, no ticking clock saying I'm wasting my precious life, I could see it all and do it all and if I just want to sit inside and play WoW for a year what's the rush?

      I'm just not going to waste the life I have chasing a slim hope of a life to come. And that goes for cryonics and all the people looking for an afterlife or rebirth through karma and whatever else variation they got on that. It's really the same decision process as whether to party today or or work for a better career tomorrow, you don't want to fuck your future and at the same time life is about the present, if you're always chasing the next objective sooner or later you'll meet the grim reaper and realized you never really took time to enjoy the journey.

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    75. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So like a bush kid taken to the west in late 19 or early 20 century?
      a bit of a cultural shock sure, but most people adapt

    76. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize people from 1900s are alive right now right?
      Either way, what possible incentive would future generations have for thawing out these popsicles?

    77. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But at 14 how could she afford to have food, place to live and get education??

    78. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the difference lies not in the education level of the person, but their personality type. Some people are just much better at adapting to change and dealing with new situations than others.

    79. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares? Being alive is better than being dead.

      I don't know about that, I was dead for billions of years before I was born, it didn't seem all that bad.

      Right now, being alive seems like the better option, but I can't be sure that'll always be true.

    80. Re:Understandable, but foolish by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Historically, people out of their place and time (eg. Native Americans visiting 1700s Europe) have been hailed as celebrities. There's no reason to believe she'd be treated otherwise, at least so long as something remains of western civilization.

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    81. Re:Understandable, but foolish by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Imagine being frozen in 1900 and waking up in 2016. The whole social order is different. You likely are deeply at odds with it culturally.

      I imagine someone like HG Wells would do just fine.

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    82. Re:Understandable, but foolish by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Death is but a doorway, time is but a window...

      Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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    83. Re:Understandable, but foolish by LCD256 · · Score: 1

      I've often wondered this. If you could take a random person from different eras and plunk them into the present (even allowing for some sort of "techno-magic language translation"), how would they adjust?...

      Already been done dude: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00... Bodacious!

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  8. Custody disputes on Slashdot?? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1
    From the summary:

    His ruling, he said, was not about the rights or wrongs of cryonics but about a dispute between parents over the disposal of their daughter's body.

    Exactly. Even before I could reach the closing sentence of the summary, I was trying to figure out what this situation had to do with "science" or even cryonics. This was just a dispute between parents over a kid. Nothing to see here.

    1. Re:Custody disputes on Slashdot?? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      And the ruling is absurd... if one of the parents wanted to make handbags out of her skin, the judge would of ruled against them. The freezing thing is just as disturbing and silly.

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    2. Re:Custody disputes on Slashdot?? by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 3

      And the ruling is absurd... if one of the parents wanted to make handbags out of her skin, the judge would of ruled against them.

      The decision was rightly the teen's, not the parents'. It's her body, after all. Provided the teen can come up with a way to pay for the procedure, that is—and in this case the mother was willing to serve as sponsor. No one else has any legitimate say in the matter.

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    3. Re:Custody disputes on Slashdot?? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      It appears that the girls family is paying for it... I assumed that the father was getting saddled somehow with the cost. That's what I get for not RTFA.....

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    4. Re:Custody disputes on Slashdot?? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      It is rightfully the parent's decision, not the child's. Minors don't make decisions like this, it's why they're called minors. Parents make life-changing decisions for their children all the time: how to raise them, whether to uproot the child from everything he's ever known to move five states over, to have life-threatening surgery or not, to rip the child away from his father. I think ya need to learn what laws are and how they apply to people...

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  9. It would be neat. by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    Imagine waking up in 400 years, surrounded by scientists and doctors all cheering at their breakthrough. "Is there still a WWW?", you ask. "Yes! Just think of what you want to visit and this holographic unit will bring it up in 3D for all of us to see." Smile then concentrate on goatse.

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    1. Re:It would be neat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely it would be here is your burka and no you cannot have a drink and listen to music.

    2. Re:It would be neat. by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Slashdot will still be here in 400 years, and Cowboy Neal will be our new Robotic Overlord.

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    3. Re:It would be neat. by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      More like 1000, and she'll become friends with an alcoholic robot and work for an intergalactic delivery service. The things you learn by watching TV.

    4. Re:It would be neat. by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a new poll option: what will /. be like in 1k years?

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  10. moon pie what a time to be alive by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    moon pie what a time to be alive

  11. By all means do it by DatbeDank · · Score: 1

    The father probably didn't want to pay for the yearly costs of keeping a dead corpse on ice in the pointless idea that it will be possible to revive a corpse in the near future. If the mom and daughter want to spend needlessly on this than by all means pony up the cash.

    I'm waiting for the breakthrough discovery of a special chemical that will prevent ice crystals from forming and allow for a better thaw that doesn't destroy cellular membranes. It'll be ironic when the cryonic scientific community goes and says, "Our bad, all of those previously frozen people cannot be safely revived."

    1. Re:By all means do it by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The father probably didn't want to pay for the yearly costs of keeping a dead corpse on ice

      Nope. The mom's family had already agree to cover the cost. It would have cost Dad nothing either way.

    2. Re:By all means do it by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

      How much does this cost?

      Regardless how much, I could think of plenty of better things to spend that money on. How about instead donating that money to finding a cure for this rare cancer, a scholarship fund, or saving the damn whales?

      Instead they decide to give it to a company that is offering nothing more than a refrigerated storage unit.

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    3. Re:By all means do it by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      How much does this cost?

      $100,000 for whole body, $35,000 for head-only.

      Cost of Cryonics

      I could think of plenty of better things to spend that money on.

      You could say the same thing about money spent on sports cars, nice houses, or gourmet coffee. It is their money, they can do what they want with it.

    4. Re:By all means do it by unixisc · · Score: 1

      $37k

    5. Re:By all means do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no way that the payment will even begin to cover the cost over a century, or two, or longer that it will take mankind to figure out how to bring the dead back to life.

      Sooner or later the money will run out, or society will break down, or it will be embezzled and someone will haul the corpse out and dispose of it.

    6. Re:By all means do it by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      There is no way that the payment will even begin to cover the cost over a century, or two

      One word: Compound Interest. Wait, that was two words, but whatever, the point is still valid.

      Sooner or later the money will run out, or society will break down

      In that case, she will be no more dead than she had done nothing. So the worst cryonics case is the same as the best non-cryonics case. Seems like a no-brainer to me.

  12. No, no, no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, no, no! You freeze them before they die, not after! What are you people, a bunch of morons? Now you have to wait not only for humanity to figure out how to unfreeze her while fixing the inevitable widespread cell damage due to freezing and cure the cancer that caused her to die in the first place - you have to wait until we figure out how to literally bring dead people back to life because that's how she was frozen, dead.

    1. Re:No, no, no! by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      you have to wait until we figure out how to literally bring dead people back to life because that's how she was frozen, dead.

      And thus the zombie apocalypse begun.

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    2. Re: No, no, no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just what I was thinking. I read the article to see how they would handle the panic and screams of freezing her alive, but I got my hopes up for nothing.

    3. Re:No, no, no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is not 'widespread cell damage' it is EVERY SINGLE CELL will have its walls breached by the ice shards formed within it, so every single cell will be destroyed by the freezing process.

      Thus, thawing her out she will be a puddle of goo.

      Not a human, and a puddle of what was a dead human isn't any better than a puddle of what was a live human before freezing.

  13. well by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

    Hope she gets treated better than Ted Williams.

    http://www.espn.com/boston/mlb...

    1. Re:well by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      "Tiny pieces of frozen head sprayed around the room."

      There's a sentence I didn't think I'd ever see in a non-fiction story.

  14. Sorry, what were the "rights or wrongs" about cryonics again?

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  15. Too late. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So she wants to be frozen so she can be cured are re-awoken once there is a cure, but they don't freeze her until AFTER she has died? Kind of late there, guys. Once we find a cure we can unfreeze her dead body and bury it.

    1. Re:Too late. by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      Yeh... I came here wondering if that would be a clever way to achieve Physician assisted suicide.

    2. Re:Too late. by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Precisely the point I made. If she wants to be revived, shouldn't the freezing have happened while she was alive - first anesthetizing her and then freezing her?

  16. Dude knows he's gonna have to pay for it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but he shouldn't have to pay.

  17. Welcome to the world of tomorrow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks mom, for supporting my lifestyle choice
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  18. Facebook to Slashdot - new record by twdorris · · Score: 1

    This has to be a new record for the time between when something showed up in my Facebook feed to the time when someone cross posted to Slashdot. Sad, sad day.

  19. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's 14... your telling me a 14 year old can't adjust to a new world? She WANTS to live, I think she will be fine if this works.

  20. you get to pick which 50% by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's the furthest back you could go and still have the person relatively well-integrated into society?

    Judging by recent events, 50% of people aren't well suited to fit into society -- without displacing them in time %N years.

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  21. Freezing the body? by acoustix · · Score: 1

    Doesn't it need to be done immediately? I would imagine that the body changes dramatically after death and I wouldn't think that those changes would be reversible.

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    1. Re:Freezing the body? by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Eh... a little rot shouldn't deter somehow dealing with all of the body's cells simultaneously lysing from being frozen...

  22. Good for her by GrumpySteen · · Score: 2

    While I don't think there's any actual chance of her ever being revived and cured, I'd be willing to bet that the thought that there was a chance (however slim) helped the girl accept her situation and made her last days a lot less hellish than they might have otherwise been.

  23. Anybody want to start a cryogenics business? by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

    I'm imagining a high tech looking front room and lab with a hidden door that leads to a crematorium. You could do it for the bargain rate of $20k per pop (less than the $37k listed in the article) and it would, for all intents and purposes, be the same.

    1. Re:Anybody want to start a cryogenics business? by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      To get business you'll need to not as obviously defraud them... incinerate them with lasers, burn a Blu-ray disk of the 'quantum recording' generated burning them up with lasers, and you'll be set.

  24. Re:Problem ... Faith by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 2

    The problem is a question of faith? What justifies faith. What type of evidence is enough to give one faith. Faith is 'the belief in things not yet observed' a conjecture based on available evidence.

    I find it ironic, that some have faith in cryogenics given the evidence for any possible success is certainly no better and in many ways much less then the evidence for a omnipotent creator who will resurrect your body at a future date.

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  25. Something that wasn't clear to me: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was she cryonically frozen on-site upon 'death' of her body? And if so, how long after her death was this done? Was crystalizing-free artificial blood pumped into her system in order to avoid cellular damage? Was her cryonic preservation continuous between britain and her storage facility in the US?

    If any of these answers were 'no', then what is the point? I am all for cryonic preservation, but not 'upon death of the host'. At that point it is too late. If you are going to have this done, you should be put into a medically induced coma soon before your expected demise, and then have your blood replaced while under reduced metabolism cooling, so that you are properly staged for cryonic preservation. Anything less than this (and even this might not be enough!) just results in a corpsicle, which is more or less just an alternative to cremation or having your body stuffed in a box to decompose without stinking up the world (assuming a deep enough grave.)

  26. The Duke by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

    They did this with John Wayne too. He's not dead. He's frozen. He's gonna be pissed when they thaw him out.

  27. My biggest problem with this. by sls1j · · Score: 1

    And in a 120 years even if there was technology to revive the person why would they? What makes anyone that special? Especially after everyone who knew you was dead? There's very few people as a society that we'd even consider reviving anyway. Just get over it, we all die, and always will.

    1. Re:My biggest problem with this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For science. Surely someone would be able to get a research grant to study something about them, first the process of reviving them, or how their body adapts to the changes in the world, or how they mentally adapt to the changes in the world. There are a wealth of potential research projects that could be done with these people should it be possible to actually revive them.

  28. Frozen trash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the people in the figure just won't care about waking you up and will just throw your frozen remains in the garbage.

  29. Where's the $$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm always amazed at the cost people will spend to do this kind of thing, but I'm also highly skeptical that anyone on the other end would bother to finish the process.
    Think about it, if you need a person - it's a lot easier, cheeper, and more fun to make someone new than to spend a ton of money to revive someone who was so extremely sick that they have already died, plus all the cellular damage that death brings on top of that, plus the freezing damage.
    If it was Albert Einstein perhaps. Making some clones of Marilyn Monroe would be technically easier and lots of fun.
    Reviving a dead unknown 14 year old cancer victim, I can't realistically see that happening.
    Taking her family's money to keep the hope alive from now until the checks run out - yep.

  30. Re:Seriously by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Right, she's 14, and would therefore be a minor then. Except her parents won't be around, so social services would have to take care of her. I'm assuming that she'd be in the US, not UK, so she'd have no family here. (Even if she went back to the UK, her family's descendants wouldn't know or recognize her: I don't know the name of my ancestors beyond my granddads). Had she been, say 20+, she could have found a boyfriend (or girlfriend, if she was a lesbian), married and started a family. But she'd be totally lost, the way things are

  31. Re:Precident has now been set. by twdorris · · Score: 1

    First, it's precedent. Second, you clearly have read absolutely nothing about this situation. I spent a total of about 10 seconds skimming the article and still picked up enough to know that this was not the case you want to make your "men have no rights" stand on. You're hurting the very cause you're (apparently) trying to help by doing so.

    This father-of-the-year had no contact with his terminally ill daughter for SEVEN years prior. His daughter didn't even want him to see her body when she was gone.... So, yeah, I'm kinda thinking he gets no say whatsoever in this.

  32. Re:Problem ... Faith by kwbauer · · Score: 1

    Easy. One of them has been classified as science and the other has not. Easy to see why one is more acceptable to a certain crowd anyway.

    But I agree with your basic premise.

  33. A helpful guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's a town famous for having a frozen dead guy on hand

    Slackers take notice. Here's a guy who's already dead and he's still ready to help at a moment's notice. Maintenance, property appraisal, emergency services, streetlamp replacement -- he's all over it.

  34. Mod up parent please by HBI · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why this post isn't modded up higher. It is the correct answer.

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  35. Is that really what you think? by HBI · · Score: 1

    When I think of suicide (and i'm not suicidal by any means), my first concern would be to create a situation with minimal clean-up for the people who are left behind. The guy who slit his wrists in the hot tub in the Godfather comes to mind here. Some bleach and a scrub brush should make everything good as new after they get the corpse moved. Maybe i'd lay out all the required documents - insurance policies, last will, whatever directives I have - on a nearby table so that nothing is missing. The reason why is that i'm not a sociopath. I don't want to make people's lives worse, even after i'm gone.

    Translate this to cryogenic storage. It's incredibly expensive in terms of energy. The chances of success are near nil, because over time, there's about a zero chance that I won't get inadvertently thawed due to power or refrigeration problems. Besides which, it doesn't work for any standard definitions of 'working'. Every cell in your body will more or less burst when frozen and if thawed, you'll just rot the faster.

    I'd weigh the fantasy against the real-world effects of wasting resources in a futile endeavor and just get myself cremated and flushed down the toilet. In fact, my directive inside my will says just that.

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  36. What's valiant about being frozen? by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    What's valiant about being frozen? The right thing to do is accept your fate, and not fool yourself that you'll be "woken up" someday. You won't be.

    1. Re:What's valiant about being frozen? by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Either way she's dead, this way she died with hope. Maybe her last moments involved a delusion she'd wake up someday, but what's the difference between being comforted by magic tech reversing the crystallization damage to every cell in your brain and, say, thinking a guy in a white robe will open some golden gates on a cloud and let you in to an eternal paradise?

  37. Conscious brain, yes. Forget about body. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Though it understandable to want to cryogenically preserve these dead 'meat puppets' into the future where they may be 'revived', it may not work out as intended. The vital organs supporting circulation, respiration and alimentation may well function 'normally'. But without a conscious and self-animated mind it will resemble a brain-dead person.

    We can already keep 'dead' bodies on life support for a long time, but not the spirit of life. Worse still is that no one yet understands exactly how consciousness and free will works. This mechanism, which animates all living creatures, more or less, is called the "Life Principle", and has not yet been discovered. Until then, cryogen is a complete waste of time and money.

  38. Re:Problem ... Faith by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    I don't think having faith necessarily means there is limited evidence. There might not be any and yet someone believes.

    Faith is something that is inside you and not your apparent circumstances (noumenal not phenomenal).

  39. Re: Problem ... Faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think people dying look at it this way: hell im dead already, what's the worst that can happen. I don't think most of them are religious. They just don't want to die. And this gives them a way to atleast know when they do die, there is a small chance they will someday wake up in the future in Dr. Beverley Crushers lab.

    Religion serves the same purpose, it gives people a reason. When you die god is waiting for you with all your relatives. I mean who would turn that down ;).

  40. What about her soul? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the poor girl's soul?

  41. It's been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Ishi, 1911, the last un-contacted native American walks out of the wilds. He spends his final five years on a university campus being studied by anthropologist.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishi

  42. Judge visited her? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this has nothing to do with her wishes and has only to do with the rights of her parents to decide on the disposition of her body, then why did the judge visit her in hospital? The mother's (apparent) belief in this technology actually becoming realized is less implausible than Heaven actually existing, it's a religious belief imho. I'd say that the judge decided it correctly - but I know nothing about U.K. law. The idea that she couldn't cope if this actually happened is a far worse assumption than the idea that it will happen. If she needs help in 2116 to navigate society, her A.I. assistant/friend/maid will be there for her, just like the billions of other A.I.s will be there for the people with emotional, physical and/or mental health deficits who need similar help. Who knows, when she wakes up (not that I think that will happen) she may wake up into a VR world indistinguishable from 2016.

  43. Everyone is discounting the emotional aspect by lamer01 · · Score: 1

    The fact that the girl feels that she has some hope of some day waking up probably made her imminent death easier to accept. That is why the religious afterlife is there. To ease the fear of death. Cryo plays the same role.

    1. Re:Everyone is discounting the emotional aspect by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      LMOL yeah for $30k - plenary indulgence anyone...

    2. Re:Everyone is discounting the emotional aspect by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but given my dislike of the cold, I'd rather go the religious route than the cryo.

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    3. Re:Everyone is discounting the emotional aspect by fedos · · Score: 1

      Its almost like you think this delusional bullshit is a good thing.

  44. Re:Problem ... Faith by Golddess · · Score: 1

    I find it ironic, that some have faith in cryogenics given the evidence for any possible success is certainly no better and in many ways much less then the evidence for a omnipotent creator who will resurrect your body at a future date.

    I forget who said it, but there is an argument for believing in God which says "if you don't believe, and He does exist, you lose everything. If you do believe, but He does not exist, then you've lost nothing. So you might as well believe."

    The problem with that, is which God should you choose to believe in? Zeus? Odin? Amun-Ra? Someone else?

    The reason I bring this up, is that cryogenics is a bit like that. If you choose to be frozen, and in the future they are able to revive you, you get a second lease on life. If it turns out that they cannot revive you, it's no different than if you hadn't gotten frozen. So if you can afford it, you might as well freeze yourself. The difference here, is there is no "but which God should I believe in?" problem. At least not as far as I can tell.

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  45. Re:Problem ... Faith by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    I forget who said it, but there is an argument for believing in God which says

    This is "Pascal's Wager". There are versions that pre-date Pascal.

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  46. Re:Problem ... Faith by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

    Faith justifies itself. It's a circular belief bound by emotions and subconscious thought patterns. It is the antithesis of logic, belief in the unprovable. If you can prove it, there is no need for faith.

  47. Re:Problem ... Faith by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

    That's Pascal's Wager, by the French philosopher, mathematician and physicist Blaise Pascal in the 17th century.

  48. Re:Problem ... Faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) go to jw.org and search for "resurrection"
    2) Hebrews 11:1 gives the definitive definition for faith.

  49. Even then Still Not Consistent by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Easy. One of them has been classified as science and the other has not. Easy to see why one is more acceptable to a certain crowd anyway.

    Even then though the belief in cryogenics is hardly consistent. If you are going to believe that science in the future can figure out how to rebuild a body in which every cell has been ruptured and the person was already dead when frozen then why not believe that science in the future can build time machines which can send tiny probes back in time and download your consciousness just before death? Both are based on wild guesses about future science but only one requires a huge expediture of money and effort.

  50. Bills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then the mother can pay for the bill

  51. What you're all missing by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    Think of all the things a normal fourteen-year-old girl has to look forward to. Now, think of what this girl's future held: death. Knowing that her body would be frozen and that she might come back some day gave her hope, and maybe made her fate easier to accept. It doesn't really matter that we can't bring her back now, or that we may never be able to; don't you all think that she knew it? All that matters is that it allowed her to end her life in hope instead of dispair, and what we think about her chances doesn't matter in the least.

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  52. Waste of energy by Orp · · Score: 1

    All it will take is one sustained power outage, and that's all she wrote.

    The amount of power consumption required to keep things that cold must be enormous. What a waste.

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  53. I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If she was hot enough to have sex with? I love early teenagers.

  54. Finding your frozen body by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine that in 5 generations, someone will even find her and all other frozen bodies if the equipment hasn't broken down by then !

  55. Listen, dude. by sootman · · Score: 1

    Your daughter is fucking DYING. Lie to her and fight with the wife after she's gone if you're that bothered by the idea, but Jesus Christ, let her be in peace for her final days. I think she has enough shit going on.

    You really think "buried in the ground" or "burned" is better than "frozen"? Luckily you don't live too far north or you wouldn't even have the choice. I don't think this argument happens much in Siberia.

    For fuck's sake -- freeze ME, and wake me up when people are rational.

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  56. My condolences.. by nanospook · · Score: 1

    I'm just sorry she has to die so young. It's life I know but if it brings her comfort to have herself frozen then why not? I hope she is freer and happier after death than any experience here would provide her..

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  57. Cloning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could clone her if/when this becomes an available option. But unfreezing - not really.

  58. will not be maintained by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    The dewars need topping off as they lose nitrogen every couple weeks, and the vacuum has to have pump attached about as often to maintain. This will not be done over 50 years, let alone centuries. All the corpses will rot when the company goes under or there is natural disaster that prohibits resupply of nitrogen or running vacuum pumps

  59. Come on by Squiffy · · Score: 1

    How is this considered the slightest bit complicated?

    Cryo's already paid for. Mom doesn't share any expenses with Dad. If she's frozen, there's a tiny chance she'll wake up. If she's buried, there's no chance she'll wake up.

    If she wakes up and life is too hard, she can still off herself. But no, let's not even give her the option?

    It's a fucking no-brainer and the father should be shot. Well OK not shot, but sternly admonished for sure.

  60. Frozen while in space... by stink_eye · · Score: 1

    If the process of freezing the body took place in zero g as opposed to earthbound gravity, would the process of freezing the cadaver still cause the shredded cell damage we see in the earthbound process? Likewise since you already have the body in space maintaining frozen tempature in the absolute zero vacuum environment would alleviate the issues of energy expenditure. Simply put the body in an 'ark' type construct, no life support, no engine, steering, etc and get it into a 50 or 100 year orbit. Sounds like science fiction but...

  61. Re:Problem ... Faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it ironic, that some have faith in cryogenics given the evidence for any possible success is certainly no better and in many ways much less then the evidence for a omnipotent creator who will resurrect your body at a future date.

    Given that the evidence of an omnipotent creator is precisely zero, how can the evidence of the possibility of successful cryogenics be any less than that. In fact there is a species of frog that can be frozen and thawed without dying, so that is some evidence in favour of cryogenics.

    Therefore there is in fact infinitely more evidence in favour of cryogenics than there is for any kind of supernatural afterlife. That isn't to say that I think cryogenics in its current form is remotely likely to work even with unknown future tech, but at least believing in it is more reasonable than religion.

  62. Terminally Ill Teen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Terminally Ill Teen
    Sounds like the third season / prequel-sequel about someone who never grows up.
    Peter Pan?

  63. Obligatory XKCD by azrael29a · · Score: 1
  64. Gone you're gone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's gone already. She's just like a side of beef in the freezer, probably get freezer burn too.

    Bury her people.

  65. Father was not in touch with daughter for 6 years. by eionmac · · Score: 1

    Father was not in touch with daughter for last 6 years. This was major part of evidence. Judge thus took actual carers in close contact (mother and grandparents) into account. Daughter did not at this stage wish to see or inany way contact father who was no longer part of her life.

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  66. Cures galore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would assume that medical scientists in the future will find a way to eliminate cancer long before they'll figure out how to counter death itself.
    Glad the little girl died happy before being turned into a semi-permanent popsicle?