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UK Plans To Censor Online Videos Of 'Non-Conventional' Sex Acts (betanews.com)

Mark Wilson, writing for BetaNews: The UK government's relationship with the web is something of a checkered one. Keen to pander to the fear of concerned hand-wringers, we've seen torrent sites blocked and there are plans afoot to censor porn sites that do not implement 'effective' age checks. Now there is a chance that UK web users will be denied access to websites that portray "non-conventional sexual acts" in the latest act of censorship by the government. A bill currently being considered would apply the same restrictions to online pornography that currently apply offline. In what appears to be yet another example of the government failing to understand quite how the internet works -- and trying to bend offline laws to apply to online situations -- the plan is to block websites that display content that would not normally receive a classification if released on DVD.

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  1. Fist post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fist post

    1. Re:Fist post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ***WOOSH***

  2. You know, just saying they can't bend the internet by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    to their will doesn't make it so. I'm really getting tired of liberals being dismissive of the power and organizational skills that regressives (I refuse to call them "Conservative", they're not. Spade a Spade).

    Shit like this is how we got Brexit & Trump. Just keep looking down on them and don't make any attempt to understand why they do what they do. They'll continue to route around you and take over via the tyranny of the minority.

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  3. Define "non-conventional" by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 5, Funny

    A young girl marries an older Greek sailor. On her wedding day, her mother warns her, "These Greek sailors can be pretty strange, if he suggests anything out-of-the-ordinary in the bedroom, you tell him No Way!". Sure enough, after about a month of marriage, one night, he suggests something different, and like a good girl, she shuts him down. He says "But darling, don't you want to have children?".

    1. Re:Define "non-conventional" by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      +1 Ethnic humor

      Whaddya got for Scottish people? I'm having Thanksgiving with some tomorrow.

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    2. Re: Define "non-conventional" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      After announcing he was getting married, a boy tells his pal he will be wearing the kilt.

      "And what's the tartan?" asks his mate.

      "Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies

    3. Re:Define "non-conventional" by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      How would I know whether I have ever engaged in a 'non-conventional' act?

      Exactly what is a non-conventional act? Would something that is conventional today have been un-conventional 100 years ago?

      Maybe we should also ban eating unconventional foods?

      What is the state's interest in doing this? Are people watching these videos out in the streets, or on the subway or something?

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    4. Re:Define "non-conventional" by bugs2squash · · Score: 2

      It's hard to imagine something for which there is no precedent going back 100s of years, unless we're talking sex with cloned sheep, sex with GMO crops or sex with iphones. Maybe that's why apple keep trying to remove the connectors.

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    5. Re:Define "non-conventional" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      An Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman are sitting next to each other at a bar. Then, by an amazing coincidence, three flies land in their drinks, one each.

      The Englishman discretely spoons the fly out of his drink.
      The Irishman flicks the fly from his drink directly at the Englishman.
      The Scotsman grabs the fly from his drink and says "all right you wee bastard, spit it out! Now!"

    6. Re:Define "non-conventional" by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      I'm afraid my Scottish friends won't understand the jokes unless there are a lot more curse words.

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    7. Re:Define "non-conventional" by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Let's call this the unofficial Thanksgiving 2016 ethnic humor thread. Be warned, if your joke is not funny or is only funny to neo-Nazis, you will have 12 months of bad luck. Hell, you're going to have 12 months of bad luck anyway.

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    8. Re:Define "non-conventional" by sheramil · · Score: 2

      How would I know whether I have ever engaged in a 'non-conventional' act?

      They'd tell you, after you'd been arrested.

      What is the state's interest in doing this? Are people watching these videos out in the streets, or on the subway or something?

      They have to be seen to be doing something useful, otherwise people start to wonder why these wonks are getting paid so much to sit around watching us watch porn. A vaguely described quality like "non-conventional" allows them to define pretty much anything as "non-conventional", so it becomes a handy excuse to pinch anyone they want to. You can guarantee that nobody from the upper classes is going to be charged for watching spanking videos (despite this being the definition of Conventional British Porn for over two hundred years), and of course they will not provide detailed descriptions of what they consider to be "non-conventional", with exact guidelines for any border conditions. "Women sitting on cakes shall be deemed to be non-conventional only when the cake is more than two-tiered, for example three- or four-tiered wedding cakes, and where the icing or cream coating is more than four inches thick."

      i'm hoping this is another trumpeting - the loud noise made by nervous politicians who sense that their constituents are about to turn on them. as soon as they've made their loud noise and the jackals of the media seem to be appeased, they lapse back into their semi-comatose state.

    9. Re:Define "non-conventional" by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Hell, you're going to have 12 months of bad luck anyway.

      Only 12 months? Two Jews walk into a bar. Pay up.

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    10. Re:Define "non-conventional" by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      You have Scottish for Thanksgiving? Most people just have a Turkey.

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    11. Re:Define "non-conventional" by jandersen · · Score: 1

      No, no, what they are worried about is this sort of thing: https://www.theguardian.com/bo...

      I think you'll agree that it sounds pretty out there.

    12. Re:Define "non-conventional" by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      You have Scottish for Thanksgiving? Most people just have a Turkey.

      Well, they won't let us have Indians any more. The SJWs ruined that for everyone.

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    13. Re:Define "non-conventional" by Maritz · · Score: 1

      "Ovine", is it? We got ourselves an egg-fucker here boys.

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    14. Re: Define "non-conventional" by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Looking at your Slashdot login it is fair to say you have I think.

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    15. Re:Define "non-conventional" by Maritz · · Score: 1

      I imagine the real reason is to have a convenient pretext for supression. Info-gathering, blackmail, extortion. A "list" to check every time a political opponent gets too much traction.

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    16. Re:Define "non-conventional" by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      I have a sex thing for gingers. I suppose that would be 'unconventional' sex. Or being UK conservatives its any sex that doesn't involve the husband beating his wife first... :D

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    17. Re:Define "non-conventional" by lucien86 · · Score: 2

      An Indian appeared but he worked for Microsoft technical support.

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    18. Re:Define "non-conventional" by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      The British police are a lizard like species. They hate our filthy 'human' ways.

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    19. Re:Define "non-conventional" by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Odd. My Indians all seem to work for the IRS.

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    20. Re: Define "non-conventional" by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      Yes, probably.

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  4. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

    Exactly. It is very foolish to say the "government doesn't know the Internet". They know. They aren't stupid. And yes, you can censor the Internet and also stop piracy which is another thing that Slashbots claim you "can't do". It just depends on how much effort they want to put into it.

  5. fucking prudes by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Also if you voted brexit, you gave these clowns a ton more power. Way to go.

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    1. Re:fucking prudes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Also if you voted brexit, you gave these clowns a ton more power. Way to go.

      Surely 'hard brexit' will be classified as a 'Non-Conventional' sex act due to the number of us getting screwed a the same time.

    2. Re:fucking prudes by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's fascinating how many people can be screwed by simply pulling out...

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    3. Re: fucking prudes by Maritz · · Score: 1

      The ignorant head on your shoulders is your only reward. It's also your punishment. Enjoy. I'm afraid foreign-looking people are still going to be about - you've been duped. Isn't that Nigel Farage lovely?

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    4. Re:fucking prudes by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Also if you voted brexit, you gave these clowns a ton more power. Way to go.

      To be fair, given their success with blocking bit torrent, I'd say people who want to see unconventional porn have nothing to worry about even if this does pass parliament.

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  6. Would that include the "David Cameron?" by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That is to say, would "non-conventional sex acts" include intercourse with a pig, as allegedly committed by the former and disgraced Prime Minister?

    1. Re:Would that include the "David Cameron?" by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      That is to say, would "non-conventional sex acts" include intercourse with a pig, as allegedly committed by the former and disgraced Prime Minister?

      For what it's worth, the pig was hot as hell.

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    2. Re:Would that include the "David Cameron?" by sheramil · · Score: 1

      That is to say, would "non-conventional sex acts" include intercourse with a pig, as allegedly committed by the former and disgraced Prime Minister?

      Perhaps the conventionality will be decided statistically. This will provide jobs for statisticians, pig farmers and comedians.

      "All you get from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, you get an interest in perverse sexual practices. I mean, that's why British management's so inefficient. As soon as they get in the boardroom, they're all shutting each others' dicks in the door! "Go on, give it another slam, Sir Michael!" BAM! OW OW OW! "Come on, Sir Geoffrey, let's play the Panzer commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! YOO HOO!" - Alexei Sayle

  7. I love the UK ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I love the UK, but I think the people of Britain seriously need to reign-in their government. Between the Orwellian surveillance laws and increasingly anachronistic censorship laws ... it's no wonder the public was thinking "government accountability" during the Brexit referendum. They are probably getting tired of this shit and don't want government with longer leash. Kind to think of it, we've been getting a wee bit cross with government over-reach on this side of the pond too.

    1. Re:I love the UK ... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Tories prudish? Please. If there's a political sex scandal going on, you can bet that it's a Tory member. And that's just the ones we get to know about.

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    2. Re:I love the UK ... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Tories prudish? Please. If there's a political sex scandal going on, you can bet that it's a Tory member. And that's just the ones we get to know about.

      You're missing the point about elitists. They get to do what they want, it's the plebs that have to be controlled.

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    3. Re:I love the UK ... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      You can be a public prude and a private pervert. That's fairly typical amongst those who fancy themselves 'ruling class' in merry old Ingerland.

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    4. Re:I love the UK ... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      The public should have a mechanic akin to a "no faith" motion. Approval drops below a certain percentage, and you trigger a general election. No politician would ever vote in such a mechanism or rule, because they're the fucking foxes and this place is a fucking hen house.

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    5. Re:I love the UK ... by tendrousbeastie · · Score: 1

      That purpose is served by general elections. The Lib Dems went against many of their campaign promises after the 2010 GE, and look at them now after the 2015 GE, they are dead, only 8 MPs.

      Like with most of these things, the problem isn't a moral failing with the politicians - they're just part of a system playing out their role. The problem is the lack of engagement from the electorate. If the politicians really thought that the electorate would punish them for their actions they wouldn't behave the way they do, but as it is they know that whatever betrayal we are talking about this week the electorate will have forgotten about it next month, let alone by the time of the next GE.

      By the way, your plan of a 'no faith' option for the public would be disastrous - it would force politicians to constantly be trying to do everything they could to buy good will from the electorate - constant give aways, tax cuts, extra spending, etc. anything they could do win support at any cost. They wouldn't be able to focus on good governing because they would be overwhelmed with keeping their support above a certain level, while their opponents' only job would be getting it below that level.

      Government would come to a halt, and it would be a perpetual election campaign.

    6. Re:I love the UK ... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked it's not possible that you "can". From the amount of people that got found strangulated by some dog leash with their wang hanging out, that suffocate with a plastic bag over their head while lying in their own jizz or that die from inserting something far too big into a far too small orifice that was originally meant as an exit only, I think you don't just "can", it seems to be mandatory.

      Quite seriously, when it comes to the weirdest sexual fetishes possible, even the Furry community in its entirety cannot hold a candle to conservative English politicians.

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    7. Re:I love the UK ... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      I still think it's better than a lock-in for four years of a government that nobody wants. At least upheaval leads somewhere. This is stagnation.

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    8. Re:I love the UK ... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Since it doesn't really matter anymore what party you vote, since they're all just out to screw you over now, you can at least pick the most entertaining one.

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  8. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter by Namarrgon · · Score: 1

    Look how much effort China puts into censoring the internet. Are they willing to go to those lengths? And 'subversive' information still gets through pretty easily, for anyone that wants it enough.

    That said, basic restrictions can discourage casual browsers, average people that aren't invested enough to try to circumvent the blocks. Then again, that's almost never the group that caused the problem they're trying to fix.

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  9. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter by arth1 · · Score: 2

    Exactly. It is very foolish to say the "government doesn't know the Internet". They know. They aren't stupid.

    The government (any government) consists of a mix of people, some of who are reasonably smart, and some who really are quite stupid. Sometimes the stupid ones have enough clout to screw it up for those in the government who understand things better. While a country might be a democracy, the governments themselves seldom are.

    The House of Lords is a good example. Many of the people there aren't there because of merits. And the House of Commons - well, who gets appointed to which committee isn't all about picking the smartest people for the job.

  10. Whu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why is this a bad thing? It would be better if they banned porn entirely just like the alliance of feminists and religious organizations from Christians to Muslims want it.
    It objectifies women which is bad, it feeds into rape culture which is bad, it is immoral and unethical for the aforementioned reasons and since it is immoral and unethical then that means it is bad even by religious standards.
    Well, the opinions of conservatives is irrelevant, the most important opinion is the feminist one even if it's the same thing and that's why porn needs to be banned.
    If not banned, at the very least all porn should be gay porn and straight cis binary porn should be banned.

    1. Re:Whu by digitig · · Score: 1

      It objectifies women which is bad,

      I think you'll find the ban will apply to quite a lot of porn that doesn't include any women at all.

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    2. Re:Whu by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      Yep when the say 'unconventional' what they mean is gay.. This bill is form the voice of the UK Taliban, whether feminazis or con-servatives or Christian police fundamentalists its all the same. They hate sex, they hate sex that isn't in the missionary position between married couples. They want sex tucked back into the dirty Victorian cupboard so they can get on and start having rape sex with the child prostitutes like they did back in Victorian London. They also like-need it illegal because that's another of their kinks. :D

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  11. Gay porn by snookiex · · Score: 1

    Since many right-wing sectors claim that what gays do is "unnatural", does this mean that gay porn will be banned as well?

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    1. Re:Gay porn by EvilAlphonso · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it's true and still the case, but about 10 years ago a British colleague told me that gay porn videos couldn't legally be produced in the UK. The legal argument was that gay sex was only tolerated in the privacy of your own home, and that a camera counted as a third set of eyes in the room... therefore making it an illegal lewd act in public.

    2. Re:Gay porn by DickBreath · · Score: 2

      Do the people who want to censor 'unconventional' acts have any idea what gay people actually do? Are there are any gay people here who could enlighten us?

      If they don't like the videos, why don't they just not watch them. Self censor.

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  12. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Really? Try accessing the Internet in China you dumb fuck. You don't even know what real censorship is.

  13. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    The people who propose this type of leglisation arent the House of Lords. They are the people working for them. They "know the Internet" just fine.

  14. V for Vendetta by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    I liked that scene with Stephen Fry. Coming soon to real life I guess.

    1. Re:V for Vendetta by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      How long will the VPN's hold on a UK CC? A VPN out of the EU? What nations will fold to UK banking enforcement and political pressure to hand over all UK CC VPN details?
      That will be the real movie moment when the VPN fail, payments discovered and just having VPN seen as a circumvention method.
      A VPN account will be enough for a search?
      If not everyone interesting will just buy a non EU/UK VPN account and use the net or find a free way to get around the ever expanding gov ip and url blocks.

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    2. Re: V for Vendetta by corychristison · · Score: 1

      How will they know what you're spending money on?

      Do you understand the amount of work it would be to trace and catalog EVERY company on the internet that offers VPN services? What about third party resellers? What about companies who's primary products are not VPN services? Are all of their customers suddenly lumped into the same pile as the VPS users?

      Seriously, its a really complex mess that would be difficult to track. Using a Credit Card is fine, and if you would like to be a little more cautious, choose a smaller, less known provider. They'll appreciate your business more, and possibly handle your personal information a little better than the bigger guys.

    3. Re: V for Vendetta by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      How many big VPN brands exist with great reviews on trusted sites? 50? 100?
      Thats not a lot of brands to add to vast gov mandated reporting databases.
      Thats not a lot to search for given most nations now really enjoy tracking banking.
      Most govs can request details on transitions they are watching long term. Adding 100 extra payments to brand of interest to the gov is not that hard.
      Even nations with very limited funds like Australia can track all transactions of interest going back to the 1980's with efforts like
      Australian Transaction Reports and Analysis Centre
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      "suspicious transactions of any kind, being transactions the dealer may reasonably suspect of being part of tax evasion or crime, or might assist in a prosecution."

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    4. Re:V for Vendetta by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Search? You think someone able and willing to set up a VPN won't know how to hide his stuff so you can do a cavity search and still won't find anything?

      Blocks and censorship is a damage to the net, and they are treated accordingly.

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    5. Re: V for Vendetta by EvilAlphonso · · Score: 1

      Tracking is going to be even more prevalent in the next couple of years, as the new directives on AML and on payment services are reducing the minimum threshold for due diligence. The new threshold is low enough to pretty much require DD/KYC of all customers.

  15. Re:Daily Sport and scud mags for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is she fit, is she?

  16. Re: You know, just saying they can't bend the inte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I agree with you and government trying to control, this has nothing to do with Trump or Brexit. Liberals are breaking new records in fascism these days, both sides are nothing but a comedy show.
    Trump was the only choice to eliminate Hillary ( who much like Trump is hated by millions) and many British don't want to bow down to foreign control. People have different reasons and you can't be so American about picking a team and blindly agreeing with everything they do.

  17. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

    I think what you mean to say is that under the current system we cannot censor the Internet.

    However, if enough effort were brought to bear, it absolutely could happen. Think of it as a redesigned Internet where all of the current protocols don't work. It is built from the ground up to be censored first. Technically, it could happen (it very likely won't, but that doesn't mean it is impossible).

    So then you ask "where are we now and how far away are we from this hypothetical CensorNet?" make your benchmark. Ask the question again in another couple of years, make your benchmark. Which way is the Internet headed? Open and free or closed and censored? You tell me.

    To say that something is impossible is just boxing yourself in to a particular way. Yeah, it is the way things work currently, but that doesn't mean things can't change.

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  18. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter by Copid · · Score: 1

    You can't 100% censor anything, but you can get pretty darned close if you put your mind to it. If, say, software piracy carried the death penalty and the UK government was given all of the technical tools available to to chase down software pirates, you'd better believe that causal piracy would drop a lot closer to zero than it is right now. Then the only remaining question is how much people are willing to fight back to get the law repealed, or if they'll just say, "Meh, it's not worth making an issue of."

    In that sense, there's nothing special about the Internet. It just happens that in most modern countries, they haven't tried all that hard and the stakes have been pretty low.

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  19. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter by mrclevesque · · Score: 1

    considering the number of people who can't access it anymore, censorship is the correct word

  20. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    But think of the contractors, the hardware, software the the over time and the upgrades. The enforcement and catching of people who try the wrong site, ip.
    The NGO's, SJW, foundations, cults, faiths and public private partnerships that get to alter an entire nations web usage and then add their own ideas or faith to banned sites.
    Once this system is in place wait for an ever expanding list of topics. News, faith, politics, history, blasphemy will all slowly get added with ever more funding for upkeep and database integrity.
    Censorship as a growth industry.

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  21. $10 by sootman · · Score: 1

    I'll give $10 to the first site that posts a video of a gangbang at a convention. That would be some "conventional" sex, right?

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    1. Re:$10 by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Save your money and go to a furry convention, they might pay you to tape it and you'll probably get very ... alternative sex acts to tape, too.

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  22. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter by digitig · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think they're a Spode, not a Spade.

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  23. Re: You know, just saying they can't bend the inte by Jesus+H+Rolle · · Score: 2
    [...] cloning audio cassettes [...]

    Are they trying to censor aural sex now?

  24. Re:Daily Sport and scud mags for me. by arth1 · · Score: 1

    The way things are going I'll be depending on the local newsagent for my porn needs.

    Nothing wrong with nntp, but too many upstreams news servers filter the feeds these days.

  25. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter by arth1 · · Score: 1

    No need for that - just check an unfiltered mailbox, and you'll realize that the Chinese aren't filtered all that much.

  26. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter by rtb61 · · Score: 1

    Stop the lies, we all know it has nothing to with with 'copying or downloading' content, nor pornography nor the children, all 100% about political censorship and putting corporate propaganda back on central stage and independent media silenced or in prison. You can bet, whoops censored you by accident at election time will be the norm and just to fuck with everyone further, absolutely no court required to censor but going to court is required to clear that censorship and you can guaranteed when it comes to booking that court, hmm, let me see, there have been thousands of claims to clear censorship, you should be able to access the court in about eighteen months time. Fucking liars, we know, the bullshit ain't going work.

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  27. This of course will lead to an awkward debate by Timmy+D+Programmer · · Score: 1

    Where stuffy British politicians argue over what is 'non-conventional' without blushing.

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  28. Re:Translation by Rockets84 · · Score: 1

    I read it as a ban on anything outside of where the woman "lies back & thinks of England".

  29. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    It can't be conservatives politicians that are against deviant sex practices. It's usually conservatives politicians that are found dead with plastic bags over their head trying to get off.

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  30. Here's the solution: Don't look. by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    Seriously. What exactly is the problem? We're not talking about videos where a party is forced to participate, that's a different matter, we're talking about acts where everyone involved is happy to participate and get recorded. So what exactly is your problem with it? That you consider it "unnatural"? That it makes you sick to the stomach? Here's a novel idea that should solve your problems:

    Don't watch the video.

    It makes me sick to the stomach to think that such backwards idiots are breeding, but that doesn't mean I start demanding that you stop pumping out units every nine months. Maybe I should. That, unlike your demand, would indeed make the world a better place.

    How exactly does that video affect you in any way whatsoever?

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    1. Re:Here's the solution: Don't look. by LienRag · · Score: 1

      You need to understand that pornographic producers work in a market, and a very competitive one.

      And in this market, since competition scarcely rely on talent and imagination, a not negligible part of it relies on being trashier than the competitor.

      You might remember the "golden age of porn" being much more about a man and a woman having sex (or two men if they were so inclined, or two women) than about gang-bang bukkakke (or other acts that are not made because the potential viewer is attracted to them but for shock value).

      So, even if I'm not in favor of a "moral majority" of closet perverts making the rules, it's not obvious that no rules are required. And it certainly isn't true that videos sold on the market do not affect people who don't look at this video, considering that they do affect what becomes "market standards".

    2. Re:Here's the solution: Don't look. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      But the market standard, by the very laws of supply and demand, was, is, and will always be man/men doing stuff with woman/women. Because that's simply what most people are into. Just because it's possible or allowed, people won't suddenly go "hey, I always wanted to see fat guys with beards in sailor moon outfits and diapers fist each other with turnips". That's not gonna happen. It's not going to become something people really want to see.

      Ok. SOME people would probably want to see that. But this is hardly anything that will affect the market for porn, simply because it is a ... let's say fringe interest.

      It's the same fallacy as with drugs. Imagine heroin would suddenly become as easy to buy as any over the counter medicine. Would you really start thinking "hey, why not inject that crap into my vein, sure, it's hellish addictive and the withdrawal could kill me, but let's try that, I always wanted to feel like crap"?

      No?

      Then why do you think others would?

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    3. Re:Here's the solution: Don't look. by LienRag · · Score: 1

      Have you seen an actual porn catalog (online or offline) recently?

  31. Re:Bacchanalia... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    And those statues with their wang out! ISIS has shown how to deal with them!

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  32. Re:Translation by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Can't be. Time and again you find videos where they're doing just that.

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  33. Re:What, No Furry Pr0n? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    But make sure they're wrinkly and have liver spots! Just to make sure they can't be underage!

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  34. Re:ahem by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    What, there's another reason to go there but finding some new fetishes?

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  35. Re:You know, just saying they can't bend the inter by smallfries · · Score: 1

    That is a blatant lie. By the time the conservative politicians are found MI5 has removed the plastic bag (and the orange) and packed the body into an intesting pose inside a zip-up bag.

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  36. Re: You know, just saying they can't bend the inte by stealth_finger · · Score: 2

    The government won't accept a referendum and if you take it to the streets,

    The UK gov will. Doesn't even have to be legally binding, as long as it's the result they want they will grab a 51% majority and run with it calling it 'the will of the people'

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  37. Instructions from their government on the matter. by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    Lie down and think of England.

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  38. Acceptable by ACE209 · · Score: 1

    Isn't defining what acceptable intercourse is the business of the church?

    What of separation of state and church?

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  39. Re:Bacchanalia... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Yes, at least when it comes to adult wants. This is afaik still very acceptable in those circles.

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