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Microsoft Exec Admits They 'Went Too Far' With Aggressive Windows 10 Updates (softpedia.com)

It's no secret that Microsoft has been aggressively pushing Windows 10 to users. Over the past year and a half, we have seen users complain about Windows 10 automatically getting downloaded to their computer, and in some cases, getting installed on its own as well. The automatic download irked many users who were on limited or slow data plans, or didn't want to spend gigabytes of data on Windows 10. A company executive has admitted for the first time that they may have went overboard with Windows 10 updates. From a report on Softpedia: Chris Capossela, Chief Marketing Officer at Microsoft, said in the latest edition of the Windows Weekly that this was the moment when the company indeed went too far, pointing out that the two weeks between the moment when users started complaining about the unexpected behavior and the one when a patch was released were "very painful." "We know we want people to be running Windows 10 from a security perspective, but finding the right balance where you're not stepping over the line of being too aggressive is something we tried and for a lot of the year I think we got it right, but there was one particular moment in particular where, you know, the red X in the dialog box which typically means you cancel didn't mean cancel," he said. "And within a couple of hours of that hitting the world, with the listening systems we have we knew that we had gone too far and then, of course, it takes some time to roll out the update that changes that behavior. And those two weeks were pretty painful and clearly a lowlight for us. We learned a lot from it obviously."

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  1. They will never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can an entire team of engineers be so foolish?

    1. Re: They will never learn by PessimysticRaven · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When the Marketing Team is louder than the engineers, mostly.

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    2. Re:They will never learn by johannesg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How can an entire team of engineers be so foolish?

      When will we stop blaming management decisions on engineers? Do you really think engineers are in charge at Microsoft?

    3. Re: They will never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever doesn't kill them makes them stronger or some brogrammer bullshit like that

    4. Re:They will never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy, engineers are morons. They don't think about what PEOPLE need or want, they just come up with nifty, neeto, keen ideas (in their minds) and then want to ram it down everyone's throats.

      Rather than come out with new crap to try to get me to install, why can't you FUCKING FIX THE CRAP I ALREADY PAID FOR.

    5. Re: They will never learn by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "They will never learn when the CORRUPT CEO IS STILL RUNNING THE COMPANY." Under Gates and Ballmer, MS may have screwed over potential competitors, but with Satya Nadella, they are screwing over the customers. Forcing a spyware loaded, system breaking, auto update "upgrade" on unsuspecting customers is straight up evil and they should be prosecuted for false advertising (abuse of common knowledge of what an update is and/or systems that were reviewed and labeled Windows 10 ready when they werent) and or vandalism (damaging/modifying another's property without their consent; you could have a street artist paint a beautiful mural on the front of your building, but it is still vandalism if he didn't have your permission). And don't give me that BS about giving windows update permission: users gave windows update permission to update their OS, not replace it with a new, different OS that behaved differently, had a different set of utilities and much lower level of privacy and control. MS customers want Nadella gone as a first step in the right direction.

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    6. Re:They will never learn by rochrist · · Score: 1

      Right, I mean...they needed feedback to tell them that hiding the behavior they were trying to force on people behind a control that has done something else for, oh, 20+ years without exception was gonna be a loser?

    7. Re: They will never learn by rochrist · · Score: 1

      And the average age of said marketing team is 23.

    8. Re:They will never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everyone is responsible for their job. Those engineers can refuse to do unethical things, but they choose not to because they value the money that management waves in front of them more than the wellbeing of their fellow man.

    9. Re:They will never learn by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      Those engineers can refuse to do unethical things, but they choose not to because they value the money that management waves in front of them more than the wellbeing of their fellow man.

      You're not talking about murder or espionage. You're talking about day-to-day business. Things that are entirely legal. The "unethical" thing is going to get done regardless of protest.

      There is little point in resigning over such a matter---and a huge personal impact, especially if the employee is responsible for children or aging parents.

      Blaming the programmers is a load of crap. It can take a year or two to realize that your company has changed and to line up a decent job.

      Microsoft management could have dropped the requirement at any point in development up to final release, and they chose not to. They are the ones with the real choice and the real power.

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    10. Re:They will never learn by EndlessNameless · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Easy, engineers are morons. They don't think about what PEOPLE need or want

      You obviously aren't an engineer. Nor do you know many. Most engineers don't decide the features and performance requirements of the product. Either management or the customer does.

      So the people writing the specs are morons. If someone gives you a recipe for a turd sandwich, you're going to make them a turd sandwich---or else you'll get fired for not doing your job.

      Maybe you can ask them if they want lettuce or tomato on their turd sandwich. Maybe you can tell them that they have to choose between toasted and untoasted bread (because it's impossible to have both). But, in the end, if the spec is a turd sandwich then that's what you deliver.

      I'm sure any programmer with an ounce of sense realized the implications of automatic updates and always-on telemetry. And most of them would never put that crap into the spec if they had any say in the matter. But they don't get a say. So enjoy your turd sandwich.

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    11. Re: They will never learn by WarJolt · · Score: 1

      Microsoft engineers are just as brainwashed as their marketing team.

    12. Re:They will never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can an entire team of engineers be so foolish?

      I think all of the quilty parties at Micro$haft should be sentenced to a lifetime of toiling on a PC running version 1.x of IBM OS/2.....

    13. Re:They will never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think outside the box! There are 2 pieces of bread, so you certainly CAN have both toasted and untoasted.

    14. Re:They will never learn by burtosis · · Score: 1

      Easy, engineers are morons. They don't think about what PEOPLE need or want

      You obviously aren't an engineer. Nor do you know many. Most engineers don't decide the features and performance requirements of the product. Either management or the customer does.

      So the people writing the specs are morons. If someone gives you a recipe for a turd sandwich, you're going to make them a turd sandwich---or else you'll get fired for not doing your job.

      Maybe you can ask them if they want lettuce or tomato on their turd sandwich. Maybe you can tell them that they have to choose between toasted and untoasted bread (because it's impossible to have both). But, in the end, if the spec is a turd sandwich then that's what you deliver.

      I'm sure any programmer with an ounce of sense realized the implications of automatic updates and always-on telemetry. And most of them would never put that crap into the spec if they had any say in the matter. But they don't get a say. So enjoy your turd sandwich.

      I don't know about you but I ordered a Giant Douche and instead got this Turd Sandwich... I'm outraged!

    15. Re: They will never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From.tbe viewpoint of management, having windows exploits that gain publicity is bad for reputation, so they decide to do something about it. Instead of putting up with "lazy users" who don't even do occasional updates for their virus checkers, they decide to have systems that check for updates, do the download and auto install. Now they gain more bad publicity from having an auto-updater

    16. Re:They will never learn by Angeret · · Score: 1

      Oh come on! I can go with execution, waterboarding & such, but that??? You're just being plain nasty.

      I like it.

    17. Re: They will never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Managers of engineers are also engineers. The engineers should have stood up to their managers or reported it as unethical behavior. Nothing about what they did was right, its not in the best interest of their customers nor hoe this reflects on Microsoft. I had friends love and defend Microsoft until this disaster.

    18. Re:They will never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It matters not, he is your president. *castrates*

    19. Re: They will never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone expects constant updates from google, Apple, or Amazon, so why should Microsoft be any different? They failed from making it opt out. To me, they failed because I don't want my calculator application to bug me to rate it... my desktop isn't a toy and they should treat it as such.

    20. Re:They will never learn by godel_56 · · Score: 1

      Easy, engineers are morons. They don't think about what PEOPLE need or want

      You obviously aren't an engineer. Nor do you know many. Most engineers don't decide the features and performance requirements of the product. Either management or the customer does.

      So the people writing the specs are morons. If someone gives you a recipe for a turd sandwich, you're going to make them a turd sandwich---or else you'll get fired for not doing your job.

      Maybe you can ask them if they want lettuce or tomato on their turd sandwich. Maybe you can tell them that they have to choose between toasted and untoasted bread (because it's impossible to have both). But, in the end, if the spec is a turd sandwich then that's what you deliver.

      I'm sure any programmer with an ounce of sense realized the implications of automatic updates and always-on telemetry. And most of them would never put that crap into the spec if they had any say in the matter. But they don't get a say. So enjoy your turd sandwich.

      I don't know about you but I ordered a Giant Douche and instead got this Turd Sandwich... I'm outraged!

      That kinds of sums up US federal elections.

    21. Re:They will never learn by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Obama induced castration?

      cool!

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    22. Re:They will never learn by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Engineers? You really think it was engineers who made that decision? My money is on marketing or management. Let's toss them down some tall building and whoever hits the ground first is the culprit.

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    23. Re: They will never learn by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It was bad enough when they outsourced the support to India, but here you can see what happens when you outsource management.

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    24. Re: They will never learn by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So at least the good news is that they die young.

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    25. Re: They will never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that "legal" and "ethical" are not the same thing right? Often, they are entirely opposite.

    26. Re: They will never learn by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      They ARE in charge. It's just not a positive charge.

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    27. Re: They will never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, there have been plenty of Windows applications over the years where the X does not kill the program. Instead it would do something like close the window, but keep the process running. It functioned like "minimize to tray" in some p2p apps. Which, I understand, is similar to (exactly?) the behavior of the windows 10 update.

    28. Re: They will never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Addendum... The UI thing was just that, a crappy UI decision. little thought put into it. The real sin was pushing the upgrade in the first place. I make no excuses for that. I went back to Linux instead.

    29. Re: They will never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't give a shit what Google, Apple or Amazon do. We're talking about Microsoft, so stop trying to change the topic.

  2. Read between the lines by Nidi62 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And within a couple of hours of that hitting the world, with the listening systems we have we knew that we had gone too far

    Did those "listening systems" include computers with freshly installed without permission Windows 10 sending home recordings of their owners going "What the hell is this shit? I didn't agree to this!"?

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    1. Re:Read between the lines by ITRambo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's a really great question. What tipped them off in just a couple of hours after months of customer moaning.

    2. Re:Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The truth is most people don't care about the telemetry being sent (partly because the average user doesn't know, and even if they did, they wouldn't care that much). They do care about a different OS that is a new experience and requires a moderate amount of time to upgrade too.

      I really don't understand why people bring this up on every Microsoft post, regardless of how relevant it is.

    3. Re:Read between the lines by fbobraga · · Score: 1

      Most enterprises care, even if the employee don't...

    4. Re:Read between the lines by Kjella · · Score: 2

      Did those "listening systems" include computers with freshly installed without permission Windows 10 sending home recordings of their owners going "What the hell is this shit? I didn't agree to this!"?

      Probably? With everything else Win10 does I'd be very surprised if they don't report back that users did a rollback to the OS they had before. If it's immediately as you're asked to agree to the Win10 EULA it's a pretty strong sign the customer just went WTF what is this, I don't want it.

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    5. Re:Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Almost every person I talk to, once I tell them of the situation, then show it to them, they care. the fact that every computer USER doesn't know about this is nothing to do with 'not caring' and everything to do with they just fucking want it to let them get on with their (gasp!) real life!

    6. Re: Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No you fucking moron, everyone cares. They just don't care enough to spend hours trying to turn it off, or weeks switching to Linux, or thousands to switch to Apple.

      But they fucking care. Put a switch in to turn of telemetry and they will find it, or ask their grandson to find it, or their neighbor.

      That is why Microsoft worked so hard to hide that switch.

      Because no one likes it. They iust put up with something that is effectively a monopoly to them.

    7. Re: Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a horrible attitude! Here's a company actively trying to listen to their customers and you have to give them a hard time.

      Let me guess, you're also the guy who turns off auto play videos on Facebook and stops them from delivering you a rich interactive experience?

    8. Re:Read between the lines by unixisc · · Score: 1

      And within a couple of hours of that hitting the world, with the listening systems we have we knew that we had gone too far

      Did those "listening systems" include computers with freshly installed without permission Windows 10 sending home recordings of their owners going "What the hell is this shit? I didn't agree to this!"?

      Dear Cortana, I didn't want to upgrade to Windows 10. Please take me back to Windows 7 and then leave

    9. Re:Read between the lines by unixisc · · Score: 1

      And those enterprises buy Windows 10 Pro, where such behavior can be more easily controlled by the admins

    10. Re:Read between the lines by fbobraga · · Score: 1

      And those enterprises buy Windows 10 Pro, where such behavior can be more easily controlled by the admins

      it's not the reality here, where I work (and in the entire publicsector in the country, I think)...

    11. Re:Read between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We learned a lot from it obviously."

      As a Windows 7(the first windows I didn't completely hate) user, I learned I can Never trust Microsoft.

      I've also learned that Mint isn't so bad.

    12. Re:Read between the lines by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Wait 'til they find out that the most searched term with Cortana is "Now how the fuck do I turn this bullshit off?"

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  3. Yeah ok by geek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Better to ask for forgiveness than permission I guess

    1. Re:Yeah ok by ITRambo · · Score: 5, Informative

      They are not forgiven. I've given our customers that paid to have us roll Windows 10 back, or to fix program errors caused by Windows 10 the information on how to get their money back. Just contact Microsoft and start the process. As far as I know, none did so. Most people really do put up with more shit than they should.

    2. Re:Yeah ok by west · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As someone who knows three people who were Windows-10'd against their will, telling them to waste x hundred hours of time trying to get compensation for the dozen hours (or $200) it took for them or someone else to undo the damage seems a little... counterproductive.

      However, when we passed a Microsoft store advertising the Windows 10 upgrade, I did have to stop my wife (one of the victims) from barging in there and giving the staff a piece of her mind.

    3. Re:Yeah ok by arth1 · · Score: 1

      However, when we passed a Microsoft store advertising the Windows 10 upgrade, I did have to stop my wife (one of the victims) from barging in there and giving the staff a piece of her mind.

      Why? Give the Microsoft staff grief. It's their job to funnel it upwards.

    4. Re:Yeah ok by fizzer06 · · Score: 1

      I only use Windows (7, updates disabled) in a VM anymore. And rarely at that.

    5. Re:Yeah ok by unixisc · · Score: 1

      But they're not the ones who made the decision. More often then not, they are grunts who have to support whatever decisions management made. And a lot of people who go in are people who did not buy anything at their store, but need something serviced.

    6. Re:Yeah ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We shouldn't have fought the german foot soldiers in WWI, they were just grunts who have to support whatever decisions made

    7. Re:Yeah ok by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Hundreds of hours? Don't you have small claims court where you live?

      In the UK, all you do is send an invoice with a deadline. They ignore it, you send another with a note that court is next. They ignore it, you pay 30 quid for the court. Chances are they pay up at this point, but if not you just take a couple of hours off work and tell the judge what happened, and win.

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    8. Re:Yeah ok by west · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I can be pretty close to 100% sure that some minimum wage flunky has no path whatsoever to channel feedback on an non-retail oriented issue to upper management.

      Life's hard enough for retail employees.

      Well, that, and with my luck, she'd find the one retail clerk who was a corporate-drone-hopeful that would defend the practice, and then I'm stuck bailing my wife out of jail *and* figuring out where to send flowers.

    9. Re:Yeah ok by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      What are they asking forgiveness for then? As far as I can see they don't consider the problem to be aggressive updating, but the occasional 'excessively aggressive updating'. That's an insignificant concession.

    10. Re:Yeah ok by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      I think that wars would be much less frequent if the kings and presidents had to fight each other instead of just sending others to die for them.

    11. Re:Yeah ok by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Actually, in ancient and pre-medieval times, kings (not so much presidents) did fight each other duels pretty proudly and happily while the fates of their states rested on just that one result

    12. Re:Yeah ok by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      It costs $100 buck to file in Indianapolis, it might have gone up some, but it certainly costs at least $100. Then, you go to court. The fun part is if they don't show, the judge will issue an order to show. Your responsible for serving that in an appropriate way. It's not usually free.
      Best case, they don't show and you can get a default judgement with a contempt of court warrant. This means if they get pulled over or interact with the police, they'll get picked up and usually have to pay your judgement to get out. (debtors prison in the US?) I'm guessing this part won't apply to a corp, but you'll have an easier time getting your judgement. Either way, your out a couple days work, filing fees, and whatever it cost to get your defendant served.
      If they do show, they can usually delay things by requesting paperwork, I'm sure you've forgotten something. This drags things out and makes more court dates, which usually have at least a month between them.

    13. Re:Yeah ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you stopped your wife, was it because the store was to the east?

  4. Translation by Excelcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We know we want people to be running Windows 10 from a security perspective

    Translation: We want everyone to be running Windows 10 from a we-now-control-every-aspect-of-your-(our)-computer perspective. We can't actually force updates on other versions, but we'll do our level best to force the version on you that we can do that with. We regret the negative publicity that the lengths we went to to make this happen caused.

    1. Re:Translation by fbobraga · · Score: 2

      and you post is not trolling, huh? You must be new here...

    2. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the plan has been in place for years, they were just too impatient...

      q2 2017, bye bye vista
      q1 2020, bye bye win7
      q1 2023, bye bye win8/8.1

      and no, none of these will see the reprieve or longer shelf life that xp did.

      and as far as windows 10 goes... going forward, if they truly wanted to find the "right balance where you're not stepping over the line of being too aggressive", they'd revert the whole fucked up decision to ram every update up people's asses and also re-enable many of the settings and other configurations that they've removed.

    3. Re:Translation by Aighearach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      or get down and dirty with the FOSS hobos

      This part is funny, because my hobo shit provides such a cleaner, higher quality service. Like the snobs are eating grass because the poor people got access to lettuce. The worst thing that my software vendor could do to me would be to abandon me, and not provide new features. Compare that to what the windows people who had bought an OS as a product and didn't want a service, what did they get?

      And this story is about that one time where they lied in a bunch of different ways to take control of their customers' computers. So that's the whole point; they don't control every aspect. But sometimes they try to.

    4. Re:Translation by iampiti · · Score: 1

      Yup, and the version that includes publicity and the Windows Store.
      Obviously, the exec made a mistake: When he said "security" he actually meant "more money for us"

    5. Re:Translation by Excelcia · · Score: 2

      I see you've been modded to oblivion, but it's actually useful to reply, so I will.

      They don't control every aspect. That's hyperbolic bullshit trolling.

      They have the ability to push mandatory updates and can change any aspect of the OS they choose with no recourse. There is nothing they could not cause to run on a computer with Windows 10. If this is not controlling every aspect, what is?

      Even if they were, they can! It's their software.

      I take it from this that you actually meant to say "Even if they could control every aspect that's ok because it's their software". Does this mean that it's ok for every software provider to have unlimited and arbitrary control of your computer because, as you say, it's their software?

      *crude allegory*

      Thank-you no.

      ...or get down and dirty with the FOSS hobos

      Ahh, but FOSS is still software, and "their"" software to boot. I mean, it belongs to someone. Someone wrote it, and holds the copyright. So, shouldn't it be ok, by your logic, for them to insert code to control every aspect of our computer too?

      Tired of assholes like you crying about it.

      I write and protest as I can to try and get a change in attitude back to the time when Microsoft wouldn't have just been criticized for something like this, but crucified. Five years ago even there was no way they could have done this. But people are becoming more resigned to this, and that is what we need to change.

      I also use a combination of methods to take control back, where I can. Windows Update Mini Tool gives me control back of my updates. An encrypted virtual OS gives me a place to put sensitive files that is a (slightly) harder target for outside interference, and yes, doing anything of actual import on FOSS operating systems that I trust, where I can.

      It's assholes crying about things like British taxation without representation that gave you the country you live in. If you think there is any less of a conflict going on now than there was then for the freedoms most of us hold dear, then you are hopelessly naive.

    6. Re:Translation by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      You mean those versions will no longer get updates. Well, I think that after the forced updates to Windows 10 quite a few people have automatic updates disabled and won't notice anything. Software makers will continue to make compatible software as long as there is enough market share for the old versions.

  5. Nothing to do with Security by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 2

    This is not about pushing out a security update that cripples a system. This about Microsoft forcing people to use a new operating system which they did not agree to by circumventing standard UI behavior. Don't do it again or you will face more lawsuits.

    1. Re:Nothing to do with Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't do it again or you will face more lawsuits.

      You missed something important: They don't have to do it again. Windows 10 is the final version of Windows.
      The monetized spyware version (remember when adware and spyware were considered threats to be scanned for and removed?) is all they will ever need.

    2. Re:Nothing to do with Security by johannesg · · Score: 1

      It is only final until the next new top manager decides to monetize Windows in a different way. Give it 3-4 years, and they'll be back to 'normal' releases.

    3. Re:Nothing to do with Security by arth1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You missed something important: They don't have to do it again. Windows 10 is the final version of Windows.

      Yes, this was one nail for the coffin.

      With more and more business and office applications going online, or locally hosted instead of locally installed, the OS lock-in becomes less and less. If PC vendors and Google got their shit together, this could indeed be the final version of Windows, and new PCs have a business friendly offshoot of Android or other OS. Not that anything Android-based would be an improvement for privacy, but it wouldn't be Windows.

      I think it's coming, but I think it will take a few more years.

    4. Re:Nothing to do with Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does Mr Gates use Windows 10 curios what words came out of his mouth when he first tried 10?

    5. Re:Nothing to do with Security by unixisc · · Score: 1

      He was probably one of the beta testers. And since telemetry results end up in his company, he can instruct the data recipients to delete anything

  6. Yeahhhhhhh.... by Jahoda · · Score: 2

    "And those two weeks were pretty painful and clearly a lowlight for us. We learned a lot from it obviously."

    Yeah, if only you guys had had some kind of organizational history to draw upon that could have provided some insight into the effects of releasing monolithic patches touching all parts of the operating system, without testing, and without machine owner approval.

  7. ROFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "We know we want people to be running Windows 10 from a security perspective"

    Correction: "We know we want people to be running Windows 10 from a data collection perspective"

    This guy doesn't regret pushing the updates -- what he regrets is causing a tidal wave of tech support issues.

  8. What's next? by DidgetMaster · · Score: 1

    Apple admitting that they overcharge for memory upgrades?

    1. Re:What's next? by fbobraga · · Score: 1

      Millions of Xeroque Romes to appear!

    2. Re:What's next? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      They have memory upgrades? I'd like to upgrade the storage on my iPad from 16GB to 64GB. Where can I get that done?

    3. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely there's a USB or SD card slot on there somewhere.

    4. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Storage != memory.

  9. Apple is guilty of similar stuff as well by OzPeter · · Score: 2

    I am running El Capitan on my Macbook pro, yet sitting in the Applications folder is a 4.78 GB installer for macOS Sierra that I never authorized to download.

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    1. Re:Apple is guilty of similar stuff as well by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure you authorized it. When you clicked on those 10 page EULAs sometime in the past, you most certainly allowed Apple to do what they did.

      It's all your fault.

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    2. Re: Apple is guilty of similar stuff as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will never install without you explicitly telling it to.

    3. Re:Apple is guilty of similar stuff as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      MacOS does not do this unless YOU tell it to.

    4. Re:Apple is guilty of similar stuff as well by JackieBrown · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cool story bro..
      You should submit a slashdot article about that.

    5. Re:Apple is guilty of similar stuff as well by sootman · · Score: 1

      My iPhone with iOS 9.x.y has the installer for 10.x.y taking up 1.2 GB on my 16GB device. If I delete it, it'll just re-download it next time there's another update. My device is perpetually low on room and it'll do things like delete downloaded game files to make room when it downloads, so I just leave it sitting there, taking up 10% of the entire usable space on my phone.

      Not that I'm bitter about it or anything...

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    6. Re:Apple is guilty of similar stuff as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that, of course, makes Microsoft's behaviour completely OK and excusable. /sarcasm

      Maybe you should try going back to preschool where most children learn that this is not the case, which makes your little post completely pointless.

    7. Re:Apple is guilty of similar stuff as well by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      Only Apple doesn't force updates unless you select that option. The same with iOS.

      I've even made Flash updates manual only.

      Amazing. You'd think asking users to update was standard behavior.

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    8. Re:Apple is guilty of similar stuff as well by unixisc · · Score: 1

      That's one of the only reasons that I upgraded to an iPhone 7 w/ 128GB - so that I'm not always on the brink of running out of storage. All I want now is the same on my iPad, but there are no deals beyond a 32GB.

    9. Re:Apple is guilty of similar stuff as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may have downloaded it, but the big difference here is that it did not install. That's what the lawsuits were about, and why Microsoft lost, or is sorry about that particular behavior.

    10. Re:Apple is guilty of similar stuff as well by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      It may have downloaded the installer for your convenience, but it didn't run it. That is one fine yet very important line.

    11. Re:Apple is guilty of similar stuff as well by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      I should have put "for your convenience" in quotes to make it more obvious.

    12. Re:Apple is guilty of similar stuff as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am running El Capitan on my Macbook pro, yet sitting in the Applications folder is a 4.78 GB installer for macOS Sierra that I never authorized to download.

      Do you really want to have fine-grained authorization dialogs for everything your OS wants to go download? Maybe in this instance, you could argue that you should be asked before it downloads ~5 GB. But, this is not similar to ought right tricking your users by interpreting the "close window" button as the "please update my OS now" button.

  10. Here is the core problem... by Gription · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is contained in his statement: "We know we want people to be running Windows 10 from a security perspective..."

    To be successful a company should NEVER let 'what they want' get in the way of 'what the customer wants'. It is pretty simple but when a company gets way too powerful in their position this sort of crap happens.

    1. Re:Here is the core problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The core of the problem is capitalism. Microsoft needs to maintain a certain level of sales to keep their profit margins. Since an operating system is really something that does NOT need to be replaced every year (let's face it, there's no reason windows XP needed to be replaced--or at least not with an equally buggy pile of shit code), the only solution is planned obsolescence. By refusing to properly address security issues in the core of the operating system, Microsoft has only to stop supporting the older releases to scare everyone into updating. It is the danger of a combined overreaching IP system, that extends copyright way too far, and abusive monopoly powers.

      If Windows XP was out of copyright, you can bet that an entire industry would spring up right now to patch and maintain it, and it would be extremely profitable. This is yet another great example of where reduced copyright terms would drive innovation.

    2. Re:Here is the core problem... by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      How so? Apple the most valuable company in the world does exactly that.

      You just need to be courageous.

    3. Re:Here is the core problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Visited my grandmother last month and found out she didnt have a PC anymore; when I asked about it she said it updated to Windows 10 from Windows 7 and got broken; its been sitting at her computer guys place for the last 3 months and they waited too long to roll it back or some shit.

      guess she's safe from viruses now.

    4. Re:Here is the core problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How utterly naive! Another bashing attempt by someone who obviously doesn't even understand what capitalism means. As for "an entire industry" that would spring up and "be extremely profitable", more likely, if at all, a cottage industry akin to the buggy whip industry for Amish communities.

    5. Re:Here is the core problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're saying that Microsoft could have left Windows XP in place forever, simply by charging for the OS updates. To keep things simple, they could charge for these updates on an annual or quarterly basis... like having a subscription to the OS!

  11. All apologies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they sorry? If so, will they ever be anything but sorry?

    1. Re:All apologies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Images of South Park BP apologies.

  12. You Never Got it Right by Luthair · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The dialog was always misleading. The presence in the system tray was always annoying to users.

    1. Re:You Never Got it Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they learned from this. Now the dialogue box will be huge, brightly coloured and always have the giant "X" meaning "yes".

    2. Re:You Never Got it Right by unixisc · · Score: 1

      They could have a popup dialog box, 'Would you like to upgrade?' and only one button option - 'OK', no 'cancel' button.

  13. translation: The NSA paid us well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And those two weeks were pretty painful and clearly a lowlight for us. We learned a lot from it obviously."

  14. Ya think ? by Salgak1 · · Score: 2

    Even if all the major bugs get worked out of Win10 (say, SP2-3 or so), I really don't expect Win10 to EVER lose the taint that Microsoft's deployment of it, in the eyes of all too many of its' customers.

    I mean, you KNOW it's bad, when your non-techie wife asks about Linux, after an uncommanded Win10 install (and rollback) left her gaming--and-graphics box messed up until I could restore it from the image file I had made a month prior. . .

    1. Re:Ya think ? by peragrin · · Score: 2

      Or how about the glitch that broke dhcp. 99.9% of users don't know how to manually set an IP address. Or which ones would work.

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    2. Re:Ya think ? by yotamoteuchi · · Score: 2

      Don't you get that there won't ever again be a service pack? Now it's just an endless stream of never-ending down-your-throat install-without-asking updates? Get used to it. Or install Linux, I for one did.

    3. Re:Ya think ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If she was really a gamer, she would already know that Linux doesn't offer the same support for games as Windows does. Checking my library, only a minority of my ~500 games will run under any form of Linux. This also ignores the potential GPU driver issues you can face.

      #Win7till2020

  15. So he should resign? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People these days think all the responsibility they need to take is just to "talk about it openly".

    People screwing up this bad should have some real sense of responsibility.

    1. Re:So he should resign? by JackieBrown · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's like what we saw from the past 8 years from Obama (and probably presidents before them.)

      "As president and commander in chief I take full responsibility for all counterterrorism operations, including the one that inadvertently took the lives of Warren and Giovani."
      http://thehill.com/policy/defe...

      Saying you take full responsibility apparently shields you from punishment.

  16. This is a new trend by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 2

    These actions are first sanctioned at the highest level. Then, long after it's been executed, and harm done, mere apologies are issued.

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    1. Re:This is a new trend by legojenn · · Score: 1

      If the apologies were sincere, they would let people roll back to Windows 7 or 8.1 easily. Just sayin'

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  17. No They Didn't by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They got close to a billion users to upgrade and have their computing environment be monetized with marginal cost to the company and they acted too quickly for the FTC or whomever to do anything about it.

    They did this just right. If you're Microsoft, of course.

    The 2% of people who switched to Mac and and 0.5% of people who switched to FLOSS desktops are totally acceptable costs.

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    1. Re:No They Didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      > They got close to a billion users to upgrade

      No they did not. Originally, Microsoft predicted a billion devices by mid-2018, but they have extended the time for that number to be reached. That number was not just PCs but also included phones and IoT. Phones have now died off completely and IoT is not going Microsoft's way.

      The current number of Windows 10 active machines is claimed to be around 450 million. The number of new PCs and laptops sold with Windows 10 already installed since release accounts for around 350 million of those. So maybe 100 million may have been 'upgrades'.

    2. Re:No They Didn't by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      The 2% of people who switched to Mac and and 0.5% of people who switched to FLOSS desktops are totally acceptable costs.

      They did this just right. If you're Microsoft, of course.

      I sometimes ponder what percentage of people Microsoft needs to push to Linux would be sufficient for software and hardware vendors to notice they are leaving money on the table if they continue to ignore Linux paving the way for further lowering barriers of entry enabling even more users to contemplate switching?

      Like Android vs Windows phone it isn't the operating system that matters it is everything that supports the operating system that makes a platform and moderates loyalty.

      When you actively work to push customers to other platforms by turning your product into malware and resorting to underhanded tricks it isn't just those customers willing and able to leave right away that will eventually catch up to you.

      Hopefully there is some small probability of downstream consequences to Microsoft's balance sheet following from more people choosing to spend money on solutions that don't revolve around Microsoft's platform.

    3. Re:No They Didn't by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      The 2% of people who switched to Mac

      ...who may have switched back, due to unappealing new Apple offer.

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  18. Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fuck off you liars.

  19. Still too far by sanosuke001 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They still go too far. I have no problem the default behavior being that updates are applied automatically but what goes too far is that 1. this isn't disable-able, 2. their "Active Hours" can't be longer than 12 hours so I can assume my machine won't reboot for only 12 hours out of the day (morning OR night but can't have both), and 3. I should be able to decide what my machine does if I so choose; not Microsoft.

    I really like Windows 10 aside from their automatic updates, data collection, and ads in my start menu. They all get disabled in the end but it's kind of a pain in the ass because Microsoft doesn't want me to do so. At least they can't stop my router from denying access to network services ^_^

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    1. Re:Still too far by michaelredux · · Score: 5, Informative

      YES, Microsoft is still going "too far". Any "feature" that can't be turned off is not a feature, it's a bug, and forced updates and forced reboots are worse than that, because Microsoft is deliberately not allowing me to have control over my own PC. I've used every version of Windows since version 3.11, but the forced reboots in Windows 10 infuriate me so much that I have already moved several of my machines over to Linux, and plan to migrate all of them away from Windows over the next year. For me, forced reboots have were the last straw that broke the camel's back. Moving forward, I'm moving to Linux.

    2. Re:Still too far by sanosuke001 · · Score: 1

      I've already done so with my work machine. Unfortunately, at home I like playing games for which Linux still can't compete against Windows. They've got me by the short-and-curlies there but any machine that isn't used for gaming I've switched to *nix.

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    3. Re:Still too far by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      All of those options can be disabled, have you even tried? Disable the Windows update service, disable suggestions on your start menu, and disable the data collection options...

      I did most of that within the first 5 minutes of installing Windows 10. Windows update I didn't realize would run automatically until one day my computer wouldn't boot (my boot HDD had been dying, I just didn't realize since I never rebooted the machine and all of my apps are on the other drives.) Once I got the computer back up I found a group policy to disable Windows updates without disabling the service, but if you don't have Professional Edition you can only disable automatic updates by disabling the service (as far as I know.)

      Cortana is gone, all of the Microsoft Store garbage is gone, the OS runs great if you get rid of all that extra crap that Microsoft wants you to run.

    4. Re:Still too far by iampiti · · Score: 1

      Gaming is also the only thing tying me to Windows.
      I find PC gaming much better than console gaming but this whole thing makes me want to buy a PS4.

    5. Re:Still too far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back when Vista came out, I said, Hmm, maybe I should look into this Linux thing. Never looked back. Currently happy with Ubuntu Studio. Doesn't run Adobe stuff or games, much, but I don't need that.

    6. Re: Still too far by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      When a company makes the "Close" button perform an upgrade, what makes you think that "Do NOT Send" doesn't mean "Send Me Twice as Much"?

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    7. Re:Still too far by sanosuke001 · · Score: 1

      Data collection isn't disabled; it will still send a small amount of data the settings page even links to more info that states, "Basic sends data that is vital to the operation of Windows. It helps keep Windows and apps secure, up to date, and running properly by letting Microsoft know the capabilities of your device, what is installed, and whether Windows is operating correctly. Basic includes basic error reporting back to Microsoft".

      Second, I can turn off the ads but there shouldn't be ads in my OS.

      Third, if I disable the windows update service I can't get updates without re-enabling it. That's not what my OS should require of me. Sure, I can (and do, along with router settings) but they're being too forceful.

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  20. Typical.. by wbr1 · · Score: 1

    It is easier to ask forgiveness (even with a half-assed apology like this), than permission.

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  21. When your software uses whack-a-mole strategy by JoeyRox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To get itself installed then maybe the software is lacking in merit.

  22. The more things change... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I cloned my HDD to an SSD on a USB adapter, Win10 marked the SSD as a "portable OS" in the registry and that later prevented the anniversary update from installing on a USB drive (never mind that the SSD booted from SATA). I actually had to open regedit.exe to edit the "portable OS" key from "1" to "0" for the anniversary update to install properly.

    1. Re:The more things change... by AC5398 · · Score: 1

      How did you find out the fix, and how long did it take you to find the fix?

    2. Re:The more things change... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      How did you find out the fix, and how long did it take you to find the fix?

      I spent several months looking for a solution. Windows 10 identified my SSD as a USB device, which didn't make sense as it booted from SATA. When I remembered that I cloned the HDD to SSD via a USB adapter, I figured it was a registry setting and searched for USB-related registry settings. One of the KB articles for "Windows to Go" is posted below.

      https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/2778881

  23. I disagree! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    I think Microsoft hasn't gone far enough with shoving Win10 onto all their users. I mean, there are still people willing to put up with Microsoft, so their job isn't done yet. Their "Switch to Linux" program has done plenty to piss some people off but they haven't pissed off all of their users enough that they are willing to jump ship. ;)

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    1. Re:I disagree! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Microsoft hasn't gone far enough with shoving Win10 onto all their users. I mean, there are still people willing to put up with Microsoft, so their job isn't done yet. Their "Switch to Linux" program has done plenty to piss some people off but they haven't pissed off all of their users enough that they are willing to jump ship. ;)

      People really need to compare the time it takes to reinstall linux from scratch and update it to the windows 10 mess. Heck, you could sell usb sticks at walmart preloaded to run linux, without even installing it. I suppose one still has to get all the printers to autoconfigure somehow, but it is not that far from it. Of course if you didn't want the copy of linux you could just format the stick.

    2. Re:I disagree! by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      My experience with popular-linux-distros-on-a-thumb-drive is that it is unbearably slow, both as a "live" installation and as a real one.

      I dont know why they churn so much data at boot, but they do.

      I think on HDD's the problem is masked by the i/o being mostly sequential. USB thumb drives however have an order-of-magnitude worse read and write speeds, with only their random access speeds being at all competitive with HDD's.

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  24. Classic move by Victor_0x53h · · Score: 1

    It's easier to apologize than to ask permission.

  25. Re: Too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Watch out! We got a badass over here!

  26. I will know they are seriously sorry when.... by DidgetMaster · · Score: 1

    ...there are more than two options when you try to turn off your computer. 1) Upgrade and Restart or 2) Upgrade and Shutdown

  27. Windows 10 patching is still to aggressive today by hibiki_r · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just yesterday, My gaming machine, the only windows install left in the house, came in with an ominous warning as I was playing a game: It said it had downloaded an update, and that it would restart in 20 minutes, whether I wanted it or not. No installing at night, or tomorrow, or anything. Imagine if instead of playing a game, I was giving a talk.

    This is the kind of shit that makes people not use windows for work.

  28. Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are dead to me. No justifications required anymore.

  29. Result: no W10 allowed in most enterprises by fbobraga · · Score: 1

    (here on Brazil) Linux desktops are getting to be an viable option for corporations here: thanks again, M$!

  30. How about not auto-restarting my computer? by StandardCell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dear Chris,

    This Christmas, would you please send me and all of us Windows 10 users the gift of NOT AUTOMATICALLY RESTARTING MY FUCKING COMPUTER WHEN YOU UPDATE BECAUSE I WALKED AWAY FROM IT FOR TWO MINUTES AFTER "WORKING HOURS"? I have lost my open browser tabs and other work so many times now that you are destroying the user experience of millions of people, including me. And no, work hours for people like myself who consult are completely random and I'm not about to change them manually every time I need to change my hours or they extend beyond a limit you assume is mine.

    Best Regards,
    StandardCell

    1. Re:How about not auto-restarting my computer? by El+Cubano · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am a developer, but I work almost exclusively in Linux. I do have to test on Windows, but it is not my primary environment by any stretch.

      That said, I am really curious how developers handle this sort of thing with the automatic reboots and forced updates. To me, the biggest thing is that as a developer I feel like configuration control is a big thing. If I decide to update my development or build systems, I have to make absolutely certain that I know what versions of libraries (including core OS components) I am using before and after the upgrade so that if something mysteriously breaks, I can figure out the origin of the breakage and revert the update/change. On Linux this is nearly trivial. It sounds like that is now impossible with Windows 10. I don't know how a developer would be able to work under those conditions without losing his or her mind.

      Also, what do people in safety critical fields do? I mean if you are one of those fields using Windows (which I understand from colleagues that there are an alarming number of such fields, like industrial process control, satellite operations, aerospace/aviation, etc.), do you just throw up your hands and give up to being stuck on some outdated platform?

    2. Re:How about not auto-restarting my computer? by tepples · · Score: 1, Informative

      Organizations that need detailed configuration control can shell out for Windows 10 Enterprise.

    3. Re:How about not auto-restarting my computer? by El+Cubano · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but how does that work for a solo freelance developer, or a small shop with just a few programmers? I am fairly certain that large enterprises represent a minority of the number of total organizations and developer population.

    4. Re:How about not auto-restarting my computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in one of those 'safety critical fields'. MS still offers (for a price of course) an 'embedded version' of their OS's (I don't think they call it embedded any more though) & its not Windows 10 trust me.

    5. Re:How about not auto-restarting my computer? by SScorpio · · Score: 2

      It's very simple. I reboot my PC at the end of my day after updates are installed and it tells me it needs a reboot. The machine complains for two days before automatically rebooting, I'm not sure why people complain they aren't given any notice. The change is that it's limited to two days now, rather than allowing the machine to run for months on end without a reboot.

      The only time I'm affecting in the middle of the day is if I need to install something, and it complains that it can't perform the install because the machine has to be restarted first.

    6. Re:How about not auto-restarting my computer? by tepples · · Score: 1

      Small businesses can use Windows 10 Pro, which supports the slower-moving "Current Branch for Business" release track. Or small businesses can develop on and for X11/Linux.

      If distributing software designed for Windows to the public is a requirement, how does this "solo freelance developer" obtain an EV code signing certificate in the first place? You need one to ship drivers on Windows, or to ship applications on Windows without running a risk of SmartScreen blocking execution of your application because it is "not commonly downloaded".

    7. Re:How about not auto-restarting my computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but how does that work for a solo freelance developer, or a small shop with just a few programmers? I am fairly certain that large enterprises represent a minority of the number of total organizations and developer population.

      Small organization or god forbid individual people are undesirable, because its small people earning money not big corporations.

    8. Re:How about not auto-restarting my computer? by mrprogrammerman · · Score: 1

      Two words. Group policy if you have the professional edition. The values probably still work on Home edition but there is not group policy editor. You can configure group policy to never reboot while you're logged in but still install updates.

    9. Re:How about not auto-restarting my computer? by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Forced reboots are always bad. What if I am not at home for a week but may need to access my PC remotely? What if the update screws something up that makes my PC lose internet connection (say, like breaking the DHCP client)? Also, what if I really hate reboots and would rather do it once a month instead of randomly with two day warning?

    10. Re:How about not auto-restarting my computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not buy one for about $500 / year (from a quick Google search).

    11. Re:How about not auto-restarting my computer? by tepples · · Score: 1

      Then how should a part-timer recoup this $500 per year expense?

  31. Windows 10 would be great if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    it looked and worked the same as Windows 7. No weird splash pop-ups. No Cortana, no bin of broken-dependency plugins which somehow cause the whole system to be unstable. After months of fighting with Windows 10 (common refrain in my house "Oh my gawd, why is this taking so LONG!"), and some of my forum-sourced tweaks at trying to speed things up (to just even a reasonable speed, I had given up hoping it would be as fast and reliable as Ubuntu), the thing was so broken I had to re-install ... Windows 7.

    It was like stepping out into a clear day from the fog. Everything works (sorta, after figuring out the initial Get Updates Functional and Started fiasco, which requires a separate download, since their original update manager doesn't play with the current update server). Programs load. The Start menu works, and just has Start menu stuff in it, no weather, no news, no ads. Seriously, who came up with the brilliant idea of putting ads in my Start bar. STOP IT! I should have to install some seriously advanced viruses to get that s**t. But now they come with a fresh install, directly from Microsoft.

    And now they're un-supporting Windows7 entirely, no new updates. Don't see why, as far as I can tell, most of the base operating system is the same, except for Windows 10 built in spyware. None-the-less, I will stick with Windows 7 until it becomes unusable, and then I think my family will just have to figure out Mint or Ubuntu or something. I'm done with Microsoft.

  32. No spoiler tags! by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

    Last week Windows Weekly left us with a cliffhanger tease about a special surprise guest.

    Well... guess I know who that is now.

    Actually, I kid, I don't really care. I just thought it was funny that WW (not an often cited podcast) would be featured on /.

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  33. not obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We learned a lot from it obviously.

    No, in fact, that isn't the slightest bit obvious. In fact, nothing I've seen even begins to suggest it. But you are welcome to make it so.

  34. Words are cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The NA-way: apologize and get away with it.

  35. Chrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What version of chrome are you running (assuming you are not on a mobile device)?

  36. I'll say by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I actually consider Windows 10 to be completely flawed due to its forced and frequent update scheme.

    I often only boot up my Windows PC every week or two. Invariably, there will be updates to process. What this means is that just about every boot takes multiple minutes to complete.

    I consider an operating system that takes many minutes to start up in the year 2016 when using a fast SSD drive, to be fundamentally flawed.

    Additionally, there have been times when I have left a long-running boot up and had the operating system force-reboot my system for updates while I was in the middle of actively using it.

    That is 100% unacceptable. Even if by design, I consider it to be intrinsically flawed as an operating system.

    These issues are so onerous to me that they lead me to hate Windows 10 with a white-hot passion. The only reason I am using it is because I have to for my VR PC ...

    1. Re:I'll say by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 2

      Agree totally here, I have a laptop I use infrequently (every few weeks), and it seems to have to deal with this as well. This part of it really sucks. For my PC that runs it every day, it's been great though.

  37. Weasels' self-serving, damage-limiting "apology" by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The whole "we knew we'd gone too far with that specific incident" mea culpa is bullshit anyway, designed to frame things as if that was solely why people remembered being pissed off at MS- and having apologised for that alone, everyone would think "oh, it wasn't that big, they messed up once but now it's okay and aren't MS mostly great really?"

    In reality, they'd been aggressively pushing Windows 10 for months on end by that point (from late 2015 until the "offer" ended in mid-2016) repeatedly trying to override users' explicit wishes against that, to the extent of using techniques that even bland, MOR IT publications were comparing to malware.

    Now they're trying to minimise peoples' memories of the incident to the maliciously-designed "close button" semantics? Not even close. That was merely the peak of the obnoxiousness. They repeatedly and consistently maintained this behaviour for several months- they knew exactly what they were doing.

    And they know exactly what they're doing with this self-serving, PR-approved "apology" that doesn't begin to cover what actually happened.

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  38. Fuck Microsoft. by moosehooey · · Score: 2

    Up the ass. With a big stick. With lots of thorns.

  39. Bullshit by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    "...We learned a lot from it obviously."

    They learned nothing from it. They don't give a fuck about their users, and they've proved it so many times that I've lost count.

    "but there was one particular moment in particular where, you know, the red X in the dialog box which typically means you cancel didn't mean cancel,"

    Bullshit. There had to be dozens and dozens of people involved in the decision to implement that UI-breaking "feature", if not a hundred or more.

    The fact that all of them signed off on it tells you everything you need to know about Microsoft. They'll happily break their own product and deceive you in order to trick you into "upgrading".

    Fuck you, Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Bullshit by herve_masson · · Score: 1

      > They learned nothing from it. They don't give a fuck about their users, and they've proved it so many times that I've lost count.

      They probably learned they could alienate their users THAT much without much trouble. This is amazing to me. I would not have bet a lot on their "success" down that path... It's almost like people think it _has_ to be thay way and there is nothing to do against, no matter how much it sucks.

      Ok, cofee pause, my win10 laptop reboots for a security update...

  40. MS is out of fashion by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    In the Trump Era you don't admit to mistakes.

    1. Re:MS is out of fashion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At least we are not in the Hillary era, where you just lie and pretend there was never a problem to begin with.

    2. Re:MS is out of fashion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you see everything through politically-tinted glasses? You are a fucking moron.

    3. Re:MS is out of fashion by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Get real. Almost all politicians are slimy. You don't get anywhere in politics being honest. I'm not condoning it, only saying that it's part of our existing system for good or bad.

    4. Re:MS is out of fashion by jasmusic · · Score: 0

      In the Trump Era you don't admit to mistakes.

      Wrong, fucker. In the Trump Era we FIX the mistakes or we liquidate the careers and businesses of the fools who cause them. But it's still the Obama Era, numbnuts. Trump doesn't have any political power until January 20, unless you want to admit that he is already the Greatest Show On Earth.

    5. Re:MS is out of fashion by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Trump doesn't have any political power until January 20

      I meant verbal mistakes, at this point.

      unless you want to admit that he is already the Greatest Show On Earth.

      I indeed admit, he *is* the greatest show on Earth. This experiment is highly entertaining. It's like Myth Busters + Gallagher + Barney Fife + Nuk es.

      Let's just hope the audience survives.

    6. Re:MS is out of fashion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *yawn*

    7. Re:MS is out of fashion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus Christ. I would have chosen death over voting for Trump - and I actually mean death - but for fuck's sake, give it a rest. Windows 10 is not even tangentially related to Donald Trump - you were just looking for some reason - ANY reason - to say something.

  41. Re:Found the LUDDITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Appy, appy, joy, joy! Appy, appy, joy, joy! :)))

  42. Not quite by bagofbeans · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, he meant what he said by "...want people to be running Windows 10 from a security perspective".

    But although he implied that he meant "from the end user's computer security perspective", actually he means "from a Microsoft's future financial security perspective".

    Which does include data harvesting, as you point out. But also Win10 is the path to the OS on a subscription model.

  43. The Old Addage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Rather beg forgiveness, not ask permission" comes to mind.

    Well, let's hope it is the seed for some good lawsuits.

  44. Re: Weasels' self-serving, damage-limiting "apolog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Agreed, i'm surprised the cancel-to-upgrade dialogue is the one thing that they say went too far, and not the months of upgrade nagging beforehand.

    Not to mention that even once you have the fucking OS installed, it still constantly nags you to update for every minor patch every few days and wants to restart your PC with no way to disable it, until one day it just decides on its own to restart your PC, too bad if you're downloading something overnight or have unsaved work or in the middle of a major business presentation. Fun fact, that's exactly what happened to Mike Krahulik's Surface while doing the live comic at PAX AUS this year. MS should have been really fucking embarrassed about that but they don't seem to have any shame any more.

  45. Non technical people will begin to look elsewhere by sjwest · · Score: 1

    Yesterday my neighbour came in and said his computer is not working - I discovered later it was win10, looked like it had the dhcp bug covered in /. and some update had restored the default screen. It was slow even on a brand new two month old hp shop bought laptop with installed help (trash)

    I run linux so i had an enjoyable hour looking through win 10, eventually it connected and synced his email via the wndows crapware.

    I genuinely felt sorry for them that MS and there partners had screwed up the most idiotic task of reading and sending email. The hope in this is that the next version will be even more useless and drive people to avoid microsoft 'products'

  46. Why bother apologizing? by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    Microsoft screws its customers in different ways on a regular basis. Said customers keep coming back for more. Why apologize? If anything, Microsoft should up the ante and find out how much crap its customers are willing to put up with. For example, if I were Microsoft I would not only force them to upgrade, but I would also charge them for the privilege. Why not? If those suckers go for it...

    1. Re:Why bother apologizing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main reason to apologize is to avoid future lawsuits. A lot of lawsuits happen simply because scumbags failed to own up to their misdeeds.

  47. Sorry not sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After saying they're sorry are they changing their forced system updates policy? No. Just that after Windows 10 has gained critical mass they may say whatever you like.

  48. Never 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used this utility from Gibson Research Corp. Works great. https://www.grc.com/never10.ht...

  49. EAFP by tepples · · Score: 1

    Hey, if EAFP worked for Guido van Rossum and his Python Software Foundation, it can work for Microsoft.

    1. Re:EAFP by hodet · · Score: 1

      If they would have implemented like Guido then no problem. But their try and except methods were identical.

      try:
              install_windows10()
      except FuckThatError:
            carry_on_with_win7()

  50. Shove your apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IF this was the first time MS did something that was totally not user friendly THAN their apology would be reasonable but they've been behaving like this since MS DOS days...it's the old 'Its easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission' behaviour. You only get 1 shot at that & they've used their's up LONG ago.

    Take a hike MS we don't need you.

  51. Keep doing what you are doing, Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's push to get more users to upgrade seems to be backfiring. I was approached by two people this week who asked me to help them transition off Windows. They both now have Linux running on their laptops and appear to be happy with the change, particuarly the increase in performance.

  52. I know what they learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They learned that they can get away with whatever they fucking want to because most people aren't going to go out and buy a damn Mac or reinitialize their entire Windows system.

  53. news speak. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We know we want people to be running Windows 10 from a security perspective"
    Translation: We want to be your nanny for the greater good!

    "but finding the right balance where you're not stepping over the line of being too aggressive is something we tried and for a lot of the year I think we got it right"
    Translation: We strongly believe a lot of you don't know any better and can be taken advantage of.

    "but there was one particular moment in particular where, you know, the red X in the dialog box which typically means you cancel didn't mean cancel," he said. "And within a couple of hours of that hitting the world, with the listening systems we have we knew that we had gone too far and then, of course, it takes some time to roll out the update that changes that behavior. And those two weeks were pretty painful and clearly a lowlight for us. We learned a lot from it obviously." "
    Translation: We forcibly updated end users machines. Then we stated it was a bug. Then we got sued over it. Now we're admitting to doing it intentionally. But instead of it being a move to profiteer, it really was a mistake in judgement, which is totally obvious, and it's also totally obvious to everyone we've learned our lesson, right guys?

    These people have caused billions of dollars of damage to corporate and private computing infrastructure in the form of millions of man-hours in work to correct the operation of said infrastructure both by professionals and novices. They did this purely and solely for their own profit. The only way to fix this debacle is to put everyone, from the executive management down to the line to the guys who committed the code, on trial for criminal trespass and intentional destruction of property. They knew this was going to break things, they simply did not care, they did it for their own profit and only for their own profit.

    Microsoft's Marketing Director was hired directly from the Italian mob, the spin in this PR Piece is un-freaking-believable. That any media company would run this piece is unconscionable. Nadella and Microsoft are getting a reputation for reinforcing Indian stereotypes with this kind of behavior and it will simply not end well for them in the long-run as every single time Nadella opens his mouth, the public is listening not about the next great innovation, but about what is going to be done to them under whatever auspice the people at Microsoft want to believe today and how bad it's going to be.

  54. Day One in MBA 101 by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    "NEVER ask for permission. Ask for foregivness, AFTER you've accomplished what you wanted."

  55. Too little, too late. by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2
    Is It Really Better to Beg for Forgiveness than to Ask for Permission?

    .
    imo, Microsoft knew exactly what they were doing all along with the forced march to Windows 10, up to and including execs blogging about how sorry they are.

  56. And today when it comes to Windows 10... by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

    I just reset two Lenovo laptops for my work (they were the bosses kids old laptops), and I actually wouldn't mind loading W10 on them, and now it's no longer coming up as an option...d'oh.

  57. Sneaky Microsoft by jasonbrown · · Score: 1

    You wrecked so many people's world. Guess who had to fix it. Shit in your own nest this time Microsoft. Don't expect us to be as easy as you are being on yourself. You screwed up bad.

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  58. Security??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We know we want people to be running Windows 10 from a security perspective...

    Oh, bullshit. If security was their motivation, they'd patch Win 7 and Win 8 and not force people onto Win 10.

    Pushing people onto Win 10 is for control and surveillance (primarily for marketing), pure and simple.

    We learned a lot from it obviously.

    I'd wager they didn't learn "don't push crap onto users who don't want it," just "be more subtle about it."

  59. Re:Found the LUDDITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're appy and you know it, app your apps.
    If you're appy and you know it, app your apps.
    If you're appy and you know it, and you really want to show it.
    If you're appy and you know it, app your apps.

  60. The bully from Calvin and Hobbes designed this by SIGBUS · · Score: 2

    "Yes means no and no means yes. Do you want me to hit you?"

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  61. Re: Windows 10 patching is still to aggressive tod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't need to imagine a different use case frankly. It is gour gaming box, when you finally have time to game it doesn't.

    Unfit for a purpose.

  62. No shit Sherlock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You resort to malware tactics to trick your users into doing what you want rather than what they want, and give yourself all kinds of permissions in the process to rummage through their data, and you conclude that you might have gone a tiny bit too far?

    I'd like to watch him hire a carpenter to fix a door, only to watch the guy help himself to rummage through his house, making notes of everything, every book, every movie he owns a copy of and making copies of any interesting papers found during the excursion. I'm sure he'd love that.

    Fucking asshole, he should hang from the nearest tree.

  63. Of course the worst example of that. by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    Was public relations deciding it was ok to launch the shuttle when the engineers kept telling them it was too cold.

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    1. Re: Of course the worst example of that. by Jesus+H+Rolle · · Score: 1

      The o-ring that failed was made by Mormon polygamists.

  64. MS needs a dictionary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >It's no secret that Microsoft has been aggressively pushing Windows 10 to users.
    Well apparently it was to them.

      MS's echo-chamber is so insulated from the real world that the pushy behavior itself, they view as a courteous service to it's users! They were genuinely shocked that the user base themselves consider this behavior as aggressive. Can not MS fathom the world outside their own?
    "Oh, this type of push is appropriate business & forward thinking."
    "Oh, we're just doing what's best for the customer."
    "Oh, this is not aggressive. Aggressive is a negative term and we're merely 'positively encouraging' the computers themselves err I mean our customers themselves to upgrade. It's for their own good of course. We're friendly over here! (Walter do you have a dictionary? Define aggressive for me- we need to know what the plebes think of us STAT!"

    _

  65. Just block the updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are options to block forced updates and shut down telemetry. Just install and manage yourself what, how and when you want.
    Try SpyBot Anti Beacon and O&O ShutUp

  66. Re:Weasels' self-serving, damage-limiting "apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Windows itself (7 & 8) became a malware/bot-net with these aggressive tactics. I'm still pissed off about it. I had to go out of my way to find tools to disable the reminders. Some people weren't so lucky, and it AUTOMATICALLY installed on their systems without consent of the users. I'm no legal expert but there HAS to be some kind of lawsuit material with that stunt. If there was a class action, I'd sign up.

  67. Perfect solution!! by higuita · · Score: 1

    I upgraded to LINUX years ago... it was the perfect solution. Everyone should try it !! :D

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  68. "We learned a lot from it obviously" - WTF? by jenningsthecat · · Score: 2

    The only 'obvious' thing here is that you shouldn't lie to, trick, and deceive your customers. Why you had to 'learn' this is not obvious at all; in fact, it would be a total fucking mystery if not for the fact that Microsoft has demonstrably corrupt and psychopathic leadership. This 'we learned our lesson' shit just doesn't fly - all you've learned is that you need to be less heavy-handed if you want to continue to screw people over without suffering a massive backlash from your customers and getting bitch-slapped in the tech press.

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  69. Took my son's graphics card off line by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 1

    A Windows 10 update removed ALL of the graphics drivers for my son's GTX-1080. This despite trying to block them as much as possible.

    Fortunately it was a small matter for the tech-savvy kid to reinstall them, and if not, I could have managed, but imaging if we had been clueless consumers spending significant cash on a gaming PC, that Microsoft now "broke".

    I think the next time it happens I will send them a bill for our time: I consult at $350 an he at $175 an hour.

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  70. Abandoning Microsoft after Windows 7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm abandoning Microsoft after Windows 7 becomes usably obsolete, which is probably a very long time away given that software companies KNOW people hate 8+ and (wisely) still support 7.

    I run Windows 7 at home with updates fully disabled. It was set to "Notify me but don't automatically download or install them" prior to the Windows 10 scare, but I didn't even trust that. I've also set up a Linux machine at home as a secondary, having become familiar with it at work. Eventually, Linux is all I'll use. Gaming is really the only thing Windows offers, but realistically, I don't play that much on PC. I prefer the ease of consoles.

    I will never allow them to alter or brick my computer, nor will I pay a subscribe fee to simply use it.
    My machines, my rules. I don't forgive and I don't forget. Fuck Microsoft. Their half-hearted apologies are worthless.

  71. Re:Weasels' self-serving, damage-limiting "apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And with the conclusion of this hollow apology, cue the next announcement: your Windows SaaS subscription dues will be due in x days or we will deprecate your experience by serving more ads on our machine that happens to be in your possession.

    Hehehe, my captcha is "unplug". How deliciously apropo.

  72. Re:Windows 10 patching is still to aggressive toda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows Cumulative updates utterly clogging my home network was the final bullet for me. Every month, every machine is downloading huge amounts of data
    (there's a PCworld article somewhere about it), nothing else can use the network while this happens because the update service connects to so many machines simultaneously. Utterly fscking unusable, every damn time I wanted to sit down and do something, some win10 machine was being a pig. Why was I living with this lousy software?

    Ahh. I have just iced windows off my last machine. Moved to a mix of Debian and ubuntu. WIndows is now jailed in virtual machines to which I control the damned network connection. Off when I want, and browsing/working using the well behaved host OS whenever I want. Feelssss greaaattttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Capture: "spyglass" --- and now with less telemetry to boot!

  73. Breaking proprietor's power needs political will by jbn-o · · Score: 1

    The power of a software proprietor won't be deterred by a few lawsuits or fines. You read it in Microsoft's response, their "listening systems" tell them things, things their users can't help but divulge as long as they are running Microsoft's software. This is what proprietors do because they control the software their users run and their users (no matter how long they've run the software, no matter how well they keep up with what configuration options are available) are no match for source code kept hidden from the users when the users only get binaries.

    To expect differently is to announce that one doesn't understand the power proprietors have, use, and how they make their money and wield their power.

    It's sad to read about people in other posts "rolling back" Windows 10 to something (presumably another proprietor's software, perhaps even another variant of Windows) where they think they will have more control. Microsoft has already demonstrated (via so-called "forced upgrades" of Windows 7 to Windows 10) that they can and will deploy whatever software they want to any networked Windows endpoint they wish. As long as you insist on running the proprietor's software you have a lot less freedom to control how that software behaves than you think you do.

  74. Re:Weasels' self-serving, damage-limiting "apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Translation: M$ burned me before, but I couldn't just switch to Linux because that would have been painful. I kept using their products and they burned me again, really bad. Now, I'm angry. I'm pissed. I'm furious. They had better never do that again, because I really don't want to have to walk away. I'm really serious about it. They'd better not burn me again. Surely they won't ever do it again ...cuz I'm so pissed. So, I guess I'll just rant and give them another chance.

  75. Hey Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're not going to find what they're looking for.

  76. Fuck them by krray · · Score: 1

    I've said it before, and I'm sure I'll say it again: FUCK MICROSOFT

    Fortunately for me, myself, and I don't use their product(s) anymore. Haven't for over a decade now.

    And thankfully, where we must (accounting at work) ... I control the router. *.microsoft.com was/is blocked. Windows is an appliance to run a few apps and those stations are blocked from any Internet access altogether anyway.

    Fuck Microsoft. See, I said it again.

  77. Re:Found the LUDDITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you! Now I'm going to have that damn song in my head for the next year.

  78. Re:Breaking proprietor's power needs political wil by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh please stop with the "source equals security" bullshit which is trivially proven false, ready? You have the source, kindly list for us the vulnerabilities in the Linux networking stack...what, you can't? How about any lousy code in the audio stacks? What you HAVE vetted the code, yes?

    The "source equals security" fallacy is a fallacy of assumption, you assume because the code is there someone has done the work for you and vetted these millions of lines of code with zero actual evidence that it has actually occurred and in fact vulnerabilities like Heartbleed, Bash weaknesses that have sat there for years and the plethora of Linux targeted malware including commercial attacks give plenty of evidence that the opposite is true and the majority of code isn't looked at beyond whomever is actually working on the thing.

    I think Windows 10 is a giant POS where the only thing that runs reliably is its baked in spyware (which makes it similar to Android so if Nutella is trying to copy Google? Mission accomplished.) but I also hate OS flag waving bullshit when it has no evidence to back it up, from "OSX doesn't get malware" which Macheads simply changed the definition of what malware was until that statement could still prove true and in the same vein with Linux based Android beating Windows several years in a row when it comes to malware growth and major Linux exploits coming out of the woodwork claiming source equals security is no different than claiming Santa Claus protects your OS, you have the same level of evidence for both statements.

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  79. Seriously? by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    All I can do is blink dumbly after reading that.

    They knew that they had gone too far, and yet they didn't revert what they did.

    "We learned a lot from that"

    Are you fucking serious? How breathtakingly stupid do you have to be to not realize how dishonest this tactic was, before you even started writing one line of the the freaking code?

    So basically, Microsoft Marketing have finally realized that they have proven to the world that Microsoft is just as evil now as they were before, so now they're trying to deflect and make it look like incompetence rather than malice. Sorry, no. You don't "accidentally" turn Windows Update into a malware vector. You don't "accidentally" design an operating system around spying on the user, and forcing it to be an ad platform against the user's wishes. You don't "accidentally" steal away fundamental control of a user's machine, and deny them the right to take it back again.

    I don't know what this idiot was hoping to accomplish with his post, but I doubt he succeeded.

  80. You'll love our next aggressive update, however! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who is he trying to bullshit? They've angled for different tricks about six times in a row.

    The only thing that their epiphanies lead to are additional different attempts to screw over their customers, in the hope that none will ultimately escape.

  81. Re:Weasels' self-serving, damage-limiting "apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what about using people's capped bandwidth to infect other people's computers with the Windows 10 VIRUS!, And the constant nag screens that just wouldn't go away?! And the forced installs (You KNOW you did it!)?! And the just never taking NO! for an answer?! And installing your SPYWARE on Windows 7 and 8 machines?!?! And rebooting people's machines to do updates whenever you want, no matter what important work you may be interrupting/destroying?!?!?! And installing first and then asking the user to agree, instead of ASKING FIRST!!!!!!!! Did you think we would forget ANY of your sneaky malware tactics????? WELL FUCK OFF MICRO$HAFT!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!! EAT MORE SHIT AND DIE AGAIN!!!!!!

  82. Re:Weasels' self-serving, damage-limiting "apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of Catch Me If You Can

    Frank: Uh... I want it to be over.
    Frank: I'm getting married.
    Frank: You know, I'm settling down.
    Carl: You've stolen almost $4 million.
    Carl: You think we can just call that a wedding present?
    Carl: Nah, this isn't something you get to walk away from, Frank.
    Frank: I want to call a truce.
    Carl: No truce.
    Carl: You will be caught, you will go to prison.
    Carl: Where did you think this was going?

  83. Security... Right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So selfless of them! It was just for our security!

    I just installed windows 10 and had to click through 3 tabs full of toggles that all wanted to send my data to Microsoft.

    The key for windows 10 pro cost 20 dollars. They are jumping on the surveillance businessmodel like everybody else.

  84. Re:Breaking proprietor's power needs political wil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Oh please stop with the "source equals security" bullshit which is trivially proven false, ready?

    What are you talking about? He didn't mention security at all. He did mention that if the source code is public you can't do nefarious shit with it. All it takes is being caught *once* and nobody is going to trust you ever again. Think a big company will risk that? Not likely, except when they are idiots (it happened before and was caught).

  85. Re:Breaking proprietor's power needs political wil by rtb61 · · Score: 1

    The source equals security from the company providing the software you fool. The company can not stick in any code the end user can not remove and recompile to run, also everyone sees exactly what the perves are trying to steal from you and put a stop to it. It is also demonstrably more secure the closed source proprietary software from an external view point and that's a well proven fact.

    M$ are just a slimy pack of privacy invasive scum looking to sell the private lives of their customers and their families, leave them subject to invasive corporate and government hacks with targeted upgrades and generally behaving in the most disgusting antisocial ways imaginable.

    The apology a sure sign that those assholes are coming under regulatory consideration and a lot of their corrupt disgusting behaviour will be legislated against.

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  86. 200-300 million... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And from what I read at least some of those final statistics may in fact have included ALL installs, omitting people who then rolled back their upgrades.

  87. Install no way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When MS began forcing updates to W10, I disabled the updates on my W8.1 machine. When MS stopped forcing updates I turned on Windows update. When MS changed to all updates in a single package, I again disabled updates. I do not expect to turn them back on. Number of virus, trojans, or rootkits hit with: 0. I had a Windows table that MS attempted to force update. Result: I smashed tablet with hammer and sent the pieces to MS explaining why the tablet ended up in its condition.

    I own my machines, let me run them.

  88. Re:Breaking proprietor's power needs political wil by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

    Again you have ZERO EVIDENCE that the bazillion coders that make up the hodge podge of software that is stuck together to form a Linux OS hasn't fucked you just as hard because nobody has vetted the entire stack and in fact unlike Windows vetting a Linux OS would be impossible as unlike Windows where one version is supported for a decade before you even got the vetting done the pieces would have had 3 or 4 revisions!

    So I'm sorry but the only fool is you. I have provided links showing that source equals security is a complete fallacy yet you hang onto this bullshit belief like a flat earther coming up with ever more insane logical hoops to try to justify your insanity. Source isn't magic wands, code doesn't vet itself, and you sir are no different than any other FOSSSie who doesn't understand basic concepts like the is ought fallacy which your entire belief system is based upon.

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  89. Re:Too late by ls671 · · Score: 1

    APK, is that you?

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  90. It's bitztream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the autism-hating, custom EpiPen-hating, Musk-hating Slashdot troll!

  91. Re:So you knew and chose not to recall the patch? by webnut77 · · Score: 1

    I had to read down this far for someone to finally comment on how simple it would be for poor Microsoft to avoid those two agonizing weeks.

    Nice post. Someone please mod it up.

  92. No thanks MS by Kitano123 · · Score: 1

    Until I can completely disable auto-updates I won't be using windows 10 its as simple as that.

  93. One word: courage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not many companies have the courage to piss off all of their customers on a regular basis. Do not listen to the haters, Microsoft. You got this. Don't head down the slippery slope of apologizing, because next thing you know you're actually compensating people for the harm you've caused. Or even, heaven forbid, improving your product so that people want it rather than being upset about it being forced upon them.

  94. The managers who design these things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same as the apps that "helpfully" want to switch your homepage or download a pile of crap you don't need unless you find the tiny tick box to opt out, don't understand the principle of informed consent and no means no.

  95. So.... by BitztreamNotARealNam · · Score: 1

    How's life in the hypocrite lane?

  96. Re:So you knew and chose not to recall the patch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had to read down this far for someone to finally comment on how simple it would be for poor Microsoft to avoid those two agonizing weeks.

    Nice post. Someone please mod it up.

    Why the fuck should the abusive troll known as Bitztream be modded up!?

  97. Re: Too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow! Amazing! You're drowning in pussy, aren't you?

  98. What? Fuck you! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    For a brief moment I thought you're talking about the "updates" that are still being forced down the throats of Windows 10 users that brick systems and render them unusable, but instead you're seeking forgiveness for something that cannot be undone and that has been over for months now anyway?

    Fuck you.

    Go play with something poisonous and kill yourself.

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  99. Re:Breaking proprietor's power needs political wil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isnt about Open Source or Security moron. Its about having more options than only 1.
    You buy a piece of software, you are at the mercy of whoever made it. They can stop producing it, charge more money for it etc, etc.
    If you have access to the source however, and have any technical means, this no longer becomes a problem. No locking possible.

  100. Re:So you knew and chose not to recall the patch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your post wreaks of an 15 year old that thinks his opinion and style is the only one in the universe that possibly matters.

    Says the fuckwit BitZtream.

  101. Ugh by dosius · · Score: 1

    MS gets too aggressive with updates, and people who wouldn't mind less aggressive updates get annoyed and turn off auto-updating altogether, for better or worse...

    I did that with my tablet after an automatic update left me stuck at the login screen until I figured out how to roll back the update.

    -uso.

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  102. Re:Windows 10 patching is still to aggressive toda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine instead that you have a very limited monthly bandwidth cap. For example, I'm on a connection with a 10GB/mo cap, but bandwidth used at certain hours in the middle of the night don't count against that. You used to be able to set Windows updates to occur at certain hours, so you could set it to download during that free period. With Windows 10? Nope, fuck off. Windows downloads when it wants, fuck you and your bandwidth cap, what Microsoft wants is more important. The only "workaround" is to set your connection to metered, which prevents a lot of things from auto-updating. Of course, that has two problems:

    1. You can't update your OS at all that way. Enjoy being insecure!
    2. If you have a wired connection you aren't allowed to set the connection as metered. Wifi or cell connections only!

    You can sort of work around #2 by changing a registry entry and rebooting (Window: it just works), but then you're still left with problem #1. In fact, problem #1 is even more inconvenient because you can't just flip it to unmetered temporarily; now you have to change the registry setting, reboot, install updates, reboot, change registry settings, reboot. Plus, either way you do it, you still have to sit up and babysit the goddamn thing all night.

    Due to this and the "fuck you, here's Windows 10 whether you want it or not" campaign, everything that runs Windows is set to metered and going without updates. Thanks, Microsoft, your know-it-all attitude has made it easier than ever for those systems be compromised.

  103. Re:Breaking proprietor's power needs political wil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vetting the code would be impossible, but removing an annoying feature that people know is there, such as data collection, is mostly straightforward for anyone who can recompile the kernel. So it's something.

  104. Re:Weasels' self-serving, damage-limiting "apology by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Translation: M$ burned me before, but I couldn't just switch to Linux [and so on with stuffing words into my mouth]

    You seem quite willing to make assumptions that aren't supported by what was said.

    Spoiler; you don't need to have been in that position to have followed the news and known what MS were doing. But that would have ruined a good self-righteous sneer, wouldn't it?

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  105. And a BIG THANK YOU by vandamme · · Score: 1

    ... from the Linux Foundation. Microsoft (heart) Linux, and Windows 10 proves it!

  106. Re:Weasels' self-serving, damage-limiting "apology by Reziac · · Score: 1

    TL;DR: Easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

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  107. ReactOS is already Free Software. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no need for Windows, we already have ReactOS, Linux and BSD and so forth.

  108. Re:Weasels' self-serving, damage-limiting "apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft took an axe and
    gave my data plan forty whacks,
    when they say what was done they
    gave my OS forty one.

    Now they are begging for mercy, really!?

    At least Lizzie had the excuse of being an orphan.

  109. Re:But give them a proper choice, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wanna be raped?
    Click OK to continue.
    Click Cancel to continue.
    Click X to continue.

    Captcha: refuses

  110. ratchet racket by epine · · Score: 1

    I'll believe this apology when I see the one-click rollback tool that never fails. (This is possible under ZFS.)

    I guess that means I'll also accept their apology if and when they release Windows 7/ZFS.

  111. just awful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't even power down my machine without it trying to update for an hour on shutdown failing each time. I'm not even sure at which part it fails in the update because none of this information is being open and modular for the end users, its all so damn barbaric.

    When I first got comfortable using windows 10 they did an update and all my system settings were erased as if I just powered the thing on for first time. Every time it goes to update now I cringe especially if its a video driver update because they always give these streamlined old drivers that are utter crap.

  112. Re:Windows 10 patching is still to aggressive toda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least on win7 you can disable auto restarts, but it's still a stupid annoyance.

  113. Re:Too late by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    This is important information for those poor user who are still stuck with a computer running a Microsoft OS.