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Consumer Reports Now Recommends MacBook Pros (macrumors.com)

Consumer Reports has updated their report on the 2016 MacBook Pros, and is now recommending Apple's latest notebooks. MacRumors reports: In the new test, conducted running a beta version of macOS that fixes the Safari-related bug that caused erratic battery life in the original test, all three MacBook Pro models "performed well." The 13-inch model without a Touch Bar had an average battery life of 18.75 hours, the 13-inch model with a Touch Bar lasted for 15.25 hours on average, and the 15-inch MacBook Pro with Touch Bar had an average battery life of 17.25 hours. "Now that we've factored in the new battery-life measurements, the laptops' overall scores have risen, and all three machines now fall well within the recommended range in Consumer Reports ratings," reports Consumer Reports. Consumer Reports originally denied the 2016 MacBook Pro a purchase recommendation in late December due to extreme battery life variance that didn't match up with Apple's 10 hour battery life claim. Apple worked with Consumer Reports to figure out why the magazine encountered battery life issues, which led to the discovery of an obscure Safari caching bug. Consumer Reports used a developer setting to turn off Safari caching, triggering an "obscure and intermittent bug reloading icons" that drained excessive battery. The bug, fixed by Apple in macOS Sierra 10.12.3 beta 3, is not one the average user will encounter as most people don't turn off the Safari caching option, but it's something done in all Consumer Reports tests to ensure uniform testing conditions. A fix for the issue will be available to the general public when macOS Sierra 10.12.3 is released, but users can get it now by signing up for Apple's beta testing program.

164 comments

  1. Bought and Paid for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Cha Ching

    1. Re: Bought and Paid for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple cached it's way out of this one! Bahama, I'm going to throw up.

    2. Re:Bought and Paid for by ckatko · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Man, at least one guy in the last thread on this topic called it hook, line, and sinker.

    3. Re:Bought and Paid for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      consumers union and consumer reports is a non-profit organization that accepts zero funding or advertising from the manufacturers or retailers of the products that they evaluate. while they may have given apple the benefit of the doubt with regards to the initial results of their testing and giving them an opportunity to correct the issues, they most certainly did not get paid for the 'recommended' rating.

    4. Re: Bought and Paid for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an organization says and what they do don't necessarily align. As a non-profit they can still accept payments. The rest is just policy and it's not required by law to be followed.

    5. Re: Bought and Paid for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure took awhile for the check to clear though! I guess it had to come from Apples tax Haven account.

    6. Re: Bought and Paid for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Doesn't matter. This is Slashdot. Half of the commenting population here bash $large_company because they view them as uncool /no longer cool. Apple developer mode has a bug. They fixed the bug, since CR uses that mode to do their tests. With the bug fixed, the tests passed. Nothing to see here.
       
        Unless your a beard-growing slashdot hippie that doesn't fully understand how software, networks, or browsers work. Then "APPLE PAID CR! THEY ARE ALL ASSHATS SINCE THEY CLEARLY PAID CR OFF!!".
       
        Rediculous posts get modded up since the cloud here is cynical of Apple, and the worthwhile posts get modded down since the don't conform to "hipster culture world-view".

    7. Re: Bought and Paid for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally know people earning over $350,000 from non-profits as salary.

    8. Re: Bought and Paid for by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1, Informative

      Bahama, I'm going to throw up.

      Don't worry, he'll be out of office in a few days.

    9. Re: Bought and Paid for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually it says that it was tested with a beta version which would not be readily available to general public. So the pass is fictitious at least for now.

    10. Re: Bought and Paid for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does the general public enable developer mode and then disable caching? the test is "fictitious" in the sense that they need a reproducible way to measure battery life across hardware platforms. the numbers they produce are not applicable to real world conditions, but give a sense of how various laptops compare to each other.

    11. Re: Bought and Paid for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bahama, I'm going to throw up.

      Don't worry, he'll be out of office in a few days.

      I'm not worried. However, in a few days, I'll be fucking terrified.

    12. Re: Bought and Paid for by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      does the general public enable developer mode and then disable caching? the test is "fictitious" in the sense that they need a reproducible way to measure battery life across hardware platforms. the numbers they produce are not applicable to real world conditions, but give a sense of how various laptops compare to each other.

      Good point. CR should say that, "Because Apple fixed the bug for us that only appeared because of the way we do our testing, we approve of the test results - here they are..." CR's response is highly inappropriate for the situation at hand. Happy now?

    13. Re: Bought and Paid for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it says that it was tested with a beta version which would not be readily available to general public. So the pass is fictitious at least for now.

      It's available to anybody in the Apple Beta Software Program - IOW anyone who actually uses a Mac and cares to enter. And isn't terminally stupid (but we already covered that), so it obviously excludes you.

    14. Re: Bought and Paid for by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      What does this island nation have to do with an office? Also, why is AC stating that the island nation is going to make them throw up?

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  2. Missed my deal window by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dammit, I guess I now missed my window to score a deal....

  3. I can no longer recommend Consumer Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    This is sketchy. Tests typically involve disabling the cache and reloading pages to measure the overall impact of visiting lots of different pages. Enabling the cache made a big difference, but these tests are usually done with the cache disabled. This is incredibly sketchy and calls into question the quality of this recommendation. I don't really trust consumer reports if they're willing to change a recommendation based on a setting that effectively helps cheat these tests. Why should the browser cache be enabled just for Apple?

    1. Re:I can no longer recommend Consumer Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Consumer Reports now admits they were holding it wrong.
      I knew it wouldn't take Apple long to fix the bug in the RDF.

    2. Re: I can no longer recommend Consumer Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      They did not re-enable caching. There was a bug that only occurred when caching was turned off (which is why consumer reports got wildly different results than most people). Apple fixed the bug, and then consumer reports re-ran their tests using the beta and got decent results.

    3. Re: I can no longer recommend Consumer Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In other news, reviewers found that MacBook Pros don't need battery power at all!

      Instead, after rigious testing, Consumer Reports found MacBook Pros can run off Apple's cash supply indefinitely by plugging the MacBook into the wall or using wireless charging and simplying manipulating it's review report, given enough cash. Yay!

    4. Re:I can no longer recommend Consumer Reports by imgod2u · · Score: 1

      From the article, it doesn't sound like the fix was to turn on page caching. There was some bug caused by turning off caching that was fixed. What that is....idk. I can only imagine some guy coded a spinloop wrong.

    5. Re:I can no longer recommend Consumer Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      I know it requires RTFA, but they did not change their tests. They applied the update (a bug fix) and re-ran their tests as-is. They didn't change their test to enable caching, it's still disabled, but with the bug fix they're getting acceptable battery life.

    6. Re:I can no longer recommend Consumer Reports by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      This is sketchy. Tests typically involve disabling the cache and reloading pages to measure the overall impact of visiting lots of different pages.

      You should be happy to know that caching remains off. All that was identified is that caching triggered a bug, it was the bug that was fixed and the test was then repeated in the exact same conditions as they always have done.

      I can no longer recommend anyone gives any mod points to ACs.

    7. Re: I can no longer recommend Consumer Reports by sexconker · · Score: 0

      Uh, the article on Consumer Reports's own website said they reenabled caching and were rerunning their tests. Are you suggesting they rereran the tests with caching redisabled?

    8. Re: I can no longer recommend Consumer Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Really, because at they state:

      "With the updated software, the three MacBook Pros in our labs all performed well, with one model running 18.75 hours on a charge. We tested each model multiple times using the new software, following the same protocol we apply to hundreds of laptops every year."

      "Same protocol" implies to me that they did not reenable caching, and they do not mention changing the test at all except for running the updates OS. But you know that's just the official statement from consumer reports, not the fantasy one you are talking about where they claim to have altered their testing procedure...

    9. Re:I can no longer recommend Consumer Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Consumer Reports was benchmarking a debug mode. That should not be a legitimate config to represent typical usage.

    10. Re: I can no longer recommend Consumer Reports by Megol · · Score: 1

      Reread the article then as you are wrong...

    11. Re:I can no longer recommend Consumer Reports by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Consumer Reports was benchmarking a debug mode. That should not be a legitimate config to represent typical usage.

      The long version: Safari caches downloads to safe battery life, as they should, and as any decent browser would. This is nice for users. It is not nice when you try to measure battery life by cycling through 20 pages because very quickly everything is loaded because the battery lasts forever.

      So they decided to turn a very hard to find developer setting to disable caching downloads. The app now uses a lot more energy and battery life goes down. The same would happen if a user with download cache enabled doesn't visit 20 sites, but thousand sites.

      Unfortunately, there was a bug that only happened when the download cache was enabled; that bug did _not_ happen for users visiting thousands of sites. And that bug killed battery life _but only for people who intentionally turned the cache off, which a normal user would not do_.

      So two things happened: One, battery life went down because they turned off a feature that is intended to improve battery life. Two, battery life went down a lot because of a bug that only happened when the battery saving feature was turned off. So, entirely irrelevant to 99% of users.

    12. Re:I can no longer recommend Consumer Reports by Shane_Optima · · Score: 1

      It was irrelevant for those users but it is still an Apple-created problem, not a problem with CR's methodology. And given MBP's market penetration, at least some users would have been affected by the bug.

      People who are testing laptop performance should be able to use any and all existing functionality of the product without random stuff breaking. I gave a car analogy in my other reply.

    13. Re:I can no longer recommend Consumer Reports by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      You should be happy to know that caching remains off. All that was identified is that caching triggered a bug, it was the bug that was fixed and the test was then repeated in the exact same conditions as they always have done.

      Caching didn't trigger the bug. Not caching didn't trigger the bug either. Using the "disable cache" setting triggered the bug, it didn't have actually anything to do with caching or not caching.

  4. Loses credibility by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If they had waited for the update to come out, I'd say it's great they're willing to keep their reviews up to date (even if it was due to pressure from Apple).

    But if you're going to recommend a product based on a might-be-working-when-released beta, you lose some credibility to me.

    1. Re:Loses credibility by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Consumer Reports' testing showed a problem, so they did not recommend it. Once they understood the cause of the problem they could see it would not affect normal users, so now they do recommend it. It's good that Apple is planning a fix, but CR would have changed their rating anyhow.

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    2. Re:Loses credibility by berj · · Score: 1

      They're recommending based on the fact that as near to zero percent of users as makes no difference will be disabling the caching that they did.

      Normal users will not experience the same wildly varying battery life that CR did in their initial tests.

      Those who *do* disable the caching may hit the bug that apple has identified and are fixing. But that number is going to be vanishingly small.

      CR was right to update their review before the fix comes out.

    3. Re:Loses credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ding ding ding

    4. Re:Loses credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always agree with the guy with 215 billion dollars in cash. Yes.

    5. Re:Loses credibility by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      They didn't. The recommended a product based on a working and released beta. It wouldn't be the first time people have run a beta program to work around a flaw in product that has good recommendations.

    6. Re:Loses credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are you saying CR lost credibility with you because Apple released buggy, broken ass code? Yeah that makes a lot of sense.. yeah surely Apple doesn't have the resources to not release shit code... oh wait they have a $498 billion net worth..

    7. Re:Loses credibility by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Normal users just seem to be experiencing battery life consistently around half of the advertised 10 hours instead of occasionally varying above.

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    8. Re:Loses credibility by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "But if you're going to recommend a product based on a might-be-working-when-released beta, you lose some credibility to me."

      If you're going to send me a beta product to test and it fails, you're going to get panned. Don't want that to happen? Give me a finished product that had some A-Z quality control to test.

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    9. Re:Loses credibility by markdavis · · Score: 1

      >"Normal users just seem to be experiencing battery life consistently around half of the advertised 10 hours instead of occasionally varying above."

      Which pretty much matches the advertised battery life for every model and brand of computer and tablet I have ever purchased or used (from any company). In fact, I actually tell people- take what the manufacturer claims and cut it in half and that is a more realistic starting point.

    10. Re:Loses credibility by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      It's funny to me that people praise Apple as being a premium device maker but don't also hold them to a higher standard in their marketing tactics.

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    11. Re: Loses credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means someone worked over Christmas to debug and fix the problem.

    12. Re:Loses credibility by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Blowing away the moderations I have done in this thread because everyone is missing something REALLY important here: How do we know that Apple did not simply modify the non-caching mode to ignore the directive and use the cache anyways?

      Granted, they probably did just fix a bug... but maybe they didn't. Maybe they just use the cache now even when caching is turned off.

      The reason why I am piggy-backing on your comment is because it was deeply insightful and along the same lines.

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  5. DUPED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Greased skids. . .

  6. the old: "you're testing it wrong" by turkeydance · · Score: 2, Insightful

    defense

    1. Re:the old: "you're testing it wrong" by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      defense

      ...and all defenses in that context include a large lump of cash in non-sequential bills handed under the table. Just not this time. ;)

  7. More proof Trump... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is affecting everyday life. They pressured CR into this. Into This.

  8. IT still doesn't recommend them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In fact, IT has made it clear that the new MacBook Pros are too expensive to be considered for purchase. It's leading to a rush to try and get the old 2015 MBPs while they're still available, since a whole lot of developers that use OS X because it's a Unix that IT supports are rapidly having to find new solutions. (And, no, Linux is not an answer because it involves a waiver process before you can access the network.)

    If Microsoft gets their Linux layer working, Apple is toast. The new MBP is too expensive for specs that are too poor. The MacBook line isn't good enough for development work. If Microsoft can turn Windows 10 into an acceptable dev environment, OS X is toast. IT would love to find a reason to axe OS X support.

    So the fact that a CONSUMER organization says they're OK for consumers is worthless. I still can't use it.

    1. Re:IT still doesn't recommend them by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft gets their Linux layer working, Apple is toast.

      If ...

    2. Re:IT still doesn't recommend them by sit1963nz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      WHY can't you use it ? What specs are too poor ? Have you actually TRIED one, tested it to see if it does work ? The Specs are BETTER than the older version, so if the 2015MBP will be OK then the new one will be too because its a BETTER machine. And don't give all the BS about adaptors, the number of PC laptops we have around here with port replicators that have been bought at additional cost is amazing, go out and buy a hub and get over yourself. And a waiver process for Linux, i.e. you need to sign a form, yeah where I work has that too, its not that difficult, but if thats the level of barriers which stop you from doing things...WOW, you really need to work a little harder, employers value problem solvers.

    3. Re:IT still doesn't recommend them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Microsoft gets their Linux layer working,

      ...

      If Microsoft can turn Windows 10 into an acceptable dev environment,

      Holy if's Batman, that's a lot of if's...
      Microsoft has never gotten anything working that is better than Apple and they are not going to now.

    4. Re:IT still doesn't recommend them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I run mac os x, windows 7 and debian linux. without a question windows is the worst experience of the 3...

    5. Re:IT still doesn't recommend them by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      If MS implemented Wayland support in their display server, they'd out-buntu Ubuntu fairly quickly.

      That'd cause only a minor dent in Macbook sales, admittedly.

    6. Re: IT still doesn't recommend them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Funny, I have a new MBP and it's a beast of a machine. Handles multiple VMs plus Xcode plus web browsing with a million tabs just fine. Battery life has been great so far. For me it's perfect... a little pricey but given the value I get out of it it's well worth it.

      I've owned a lot of laptops in my time and this is by far the best I've ever owned. Obviously your use case may be different.

    7. Re:IT still doesn't recommend them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cost. It's all about cost.

      When Apple added the Touch Bar, they added like $500 to the price. It's enough that it turns the laptop from a regular purchase into a "capital purchase" and IT has decided that the specs aren't good enough to warrant a capital purchase. So no new MacBook Pros for anyone. Well, I think the Touch Bar-less 13" is still low enough that it doesn't hit the "capital purchase" level, but the lack of ports means it doesn't have enough ports to be plugged in to power and have the required accessories plugged in (Ethernet and a smart card reader), so you then you have to start adding in the cost of dongles.

      And a "waiver process" isn't a form you sign. It's a form that you sign, your manager signs, and IT signs, saying that you do have a business need for using Linux and that what you're doing cannot possibly be done on IT supported hardware. It's a whole process that has to be repeated annually. And that's just to use the system, there are still reporting requirements to demonstrate that your system is up to date and has all required patches installed.

      It's actually easier to set up a Linux server (which they basically don't check and never needs to be patched) than it is to use Linux on your primary computer. Because those computers are capital purchases by your department and not IT. Bureaucracy is great.

    8. Re:IT still doesn't recommend them by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The Specs are BETTER than the older version,

      Compare the battery specifications, then try your comment again.

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    9. Re:IT still doesn't recommend them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wayland has always been about vendor lock in so it seems possible.

      The lock in is the GNU/Linux system btw. if not, they wouldn't ignore other operating systems so much. Part of the resistance is the lack of some functionality, but more people are affected because it can't run at all. That's the deal breaker for wayland.

      Writing a compositor is a lot of work. Writing a compatibility layer for input is a lot of work. Dealing with systemd compatiblity will be a lot of work (as most compositors require it)

    10. Re:IT still doesn't recommend them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROTFLMAO, a developer, sitting at their desk with a large screen monitor(s), but no power outlet to plug the charger in ??????

      But thats not a problem now, you can get large screens with a USB-C outlet that will charge your laptop WHILE it uses the same cable to send the information to the display. And don't go down the BS route of "working on a plane" because its not an everyday reality for anyone who needs a laptop all day.

      for 99.9% of people, the battery life is NOT an issue, its a strawman argument.

      Does your employer know you are better at inventing non-problems than you are at solving real problems ?

      Look, if you are not a Mac user, and Linux/Windows/Chrome works better for you, go for it, I am a strong advocate for giving the best tool to a person, MY workflows, OS choice, App Choice have ZERO to do with your needs, so for you, my opinion on what you should be doing is irrelevant.

      But thinking that if you "hate" on another platform, and spout all sorts on nonsensical BS its going to change my, or anyone else needs and choices then you are extremely misguided.I have been using computers since the TRS-80, I have been though all sorts of hardware, OS, Software, and this faux computer religious war over this is BS and pathetic. People who engage in that war are rarely worth listening to.

  9. Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    When we discussed this matter earlier, it was pointed out that this could very well be a software problem (with added emphasis):

    The article says that the testing involved Safari repeatedly loading certain web pages. How are you so sure that this type of testing doesn't, for example, sporadically cause Safari to do extra processing, perhaps due to a bug in Safari? If something like that is happening, and it isn't consistent, then it could very well be a purely software problem being mistaken for a hardware problem.

    This submission's summary now confirms that it was due to "an obscure Safari caching bug".

    How was that Slashdot comment, which turned out to be right, modded? -1.

    The same happened to several other comments that, it's now obvious, were correct. They're at -1, while a bunch of junk comments were modded up.

    It turns out that ddtmm was wrong. reanjr was wrong. fuzzyfuzzyfungus was wrong. Shane_Optima was wrong. lucm was wrong.

    All of those smug commenters turned out to be wrong.

    Now that we know what happened in this case, I think it would be appropriate for the Slashdot admins to go back and fix up the atrocious moderating that happened in that other submission. Mod up the comments that were at -1 to +5, because they turned out to be right. Mod down the users who were wrong, sending their comments to -1.

    Anybody who was responsible for such awful moderating should never moderate again. Strip them of their moderating privilege permanently. And since they screwed up so badly in this case, we should assume they screwed up every other moderating they ever did. Invert all of those moddings. Mod down anything they modded up, and mod up anything they modded down.

    It really makes Slashdot look worse than it already looks when such awful moderating goes uncorrected.

    1. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by thegarbz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because surprise surprise, sometimes the more obvious solution isn't the right one. Given history and the information at the time the odds of it being some obscure bug present in a browser triggered on only specific hardware was lower than the odds of new highly complicated hardware having a fault.

      Sometimes experts are wrong, that doesn't make their opinions any more valid. If we modded people up for every defence of Apple regardless of how likely or unlikely this place would be a cesspool. All the modpoints prove is that a few people with mod points sided with what was ultimately a more popular opinion in the first place.

      But then Slashdot also thought Trump had no chance in hell so maybe we're are just completely backwards?

    2. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by waspleg · · Score: 2

      the groupthink is a problem on all of these comment voting platforms. It literally means mob rule. At least here it's a little harder since you need multiple people with mod points to shit on something you disagree with that much,

    3. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod parent down -1
      Anonymous Coward often receives -1 troll, so it's inappropriate then they should receive a 5 informative now
      geez, what a crappy mod system this is...

    4. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by sootman · · Score: 2

      I don't think scores need to be changed, but it is definitely annoying when idiots get to vote in numbers and "win" in ways that contradict provable facts just because there are more loud idiots than quiet smart people.* I lost a point (from +2 to +1) for taking the radical position of "[If] the results are inconsistent and non-repeatable... they should be tossed out until the root problem is discovered, regardless of if the fault is theirs or Apple's."

      https://slashdot.org/comments....

      But no, CR would rather have CLICKSCLICKSCLICKSRIGHTNOW than calmly wait and post the truth once -- FIRST -- after all the facts are known. Sad. They used to be above that.

      * Luckily, that is not a problem ANYWHERE outside of this site. :-/

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    5. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      lol are you new here? Anti-apple posts always get modded up, defending Apple will usually get you modded down. It's slashdot: home to cranky old people who hate technology, any big tech companies, the government, and kids on their lawns.

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    6. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really makes Slashdot look worse than it already looks

      Not possible.

    7. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Being smug and cynical is popular on slashdot. The moderators love it.

      Of course, pointing out how other people are wrong is also popular on slashdot. You seem to be fond of it yourself.

      Going back and correcting a mistake is just ludicrous. No way is anyone going to go for that. Save your effort typing about how it "should" be that way, how much better everything will be, etc.

      It WILL NEVER FUCKING FLY. End of story.

    8. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the groupthink is a problem on all of these comment voting platforms. It literally means mob rule

      So you're saying that the Slashdot moderation system should have an Electoral College?

      (ducks and runs for cover...)

    9. Re: Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I don't like Apple, but review conditions normally mean "DEFAULT CONFIGURATION" Not "Let's turn some shit off that most users have no fucking clue about" so I'm going to say they weren't cheating, here.

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    10. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      home to cranky old people who hate technology, any big tech companies,

      Home to experienced nerds that hate companies that manhandle other technology companies and are controlled by the marketing fucks.

    11. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All of those smug commenters turned out to be wrong.

      Actually, I don't remember anybody saying that it was entirely a hardware problem. It was very obvious from the very beginning that it was both. If it were purely a hardware problem, it would run down quickly all the time. The fact that it only happened when certain apps were running meant that software was causing excessive CPU utilization, which resulted in the battery running down much faster than you would ordinarily expect when running a typically power-thrifty app such as a web browser. And if it were purely a software problem, the remaining time estimate would be wrong, but the computer would continue to operate.

      Clearly, it is also not only a software problem. If the hardware had been designed with a proper 100 Wh battery instead of the inadequate 75 Wh battery that they ended up using, then the worst-case battery life for the new MacBook Pro would be a few percent better than the worst-case battery life for the previous generation. Instead, as this software bug so clearly demonstrated, it is possible for CPU-hungry software to burn through the battery in only about 75% of the time that it took on the previous model, because as we all correctly pointed out, the battery is too small, and the CPU isn't significantly more efficient than it was in previous generations.

      It is unfortunate that Consumer Reports retracted their complaint. As a result, no doubt a bunch of Apple apologists who don't actually understand how CPU power management works will falsely trumpet that there's nothing wrong with the hardware, when in reality, that couldn't be farther from the truth. The software bug exposed a fundamental design flaw in the hardware. The only thing that the software update fixed was the behavior of a single app (Safari). Although users who never run anything but a web browser can now rest easy in blissful ignorance, power users will still hate this new laptop because they'll still get three-quarters as much battery life as they did in the previous model, give or take a few percent. That's the harsh reality.

      So no, the experts weren't wrong. You just didn't understand what we said.

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    12. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Narcocide · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yea uh, you missed the mark there by a mile. We don't hate technology - that's your fundamental error in judgment right there. We just hate overpriced, over-hyped consumer-grade usury. We're trying to protect people like you, who are so easily herded by advertising like so much cattle to the slaughter. Once you assume that because Apple gets grief from greybeards because of technology you've failed to make the critical mental distinction between good technology, bad technology, and marketing. When that happens, you've let the advertisers win control over your fundamental understanding of facts, which they will simply replace with much more easily manipulable emotions.

      These planted emotions they've programmed you with are why you actually felt the need to make this post to which I'm replying. Take a few moments to think about it calmly and rationally in private, with no fear of reprisal. You deserve it.

      Next, ask yourself if Apple really deserved to have a concession made to a testing procedure that no other company or product has previously ever received.

    13. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by imidan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      First, I think it's important to point out that positive moderation on Slashdot doesn't necessarily mean you're right about what you said, it just means that your opinion is popular.

      Second, it's also important for us all to understand that Slashdot mod points are not rare or valuable, they do not make or break a person's reputation, and nobody cares what your Slashdot karma score is.

      Third, literally revising history to retroactively alter a person's karma score is actually crazy for a few reasons... the two listed above, plus the reason that going back and changing the mod points doesn't mean it actually happened that way. Even making the suggestion that this is what should happen seems to indicate a profound misunderstanding of cause and effect, and of the world in general.

      Jesus, we don't just erase our past when people say things that turn out to be incorrect. You're advocating a fucking sci-fi dystopia.

    14. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we mod you -1? And CR? Because if your logic is that due to a lot of people being wrong, that we should start banning people from modding, I can only reasonably extrapolate that Apple being wrong (in that they have a buggy web browser) means we shouldn't use any of their software. Which means CR was wrong, also, for being Apple's beta tester and giving them the green light recommendation after they finally fixed their software.

      Or are we to believe that people buy MacBook Pro for just the hardware and not the software? Or that if there's this obscure bug, there won't be another one?

      PS - Let's just stoke up that hyperbole up to 11.

    15. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 2

      I think the bigger story is an enterprise - consumer reports - actually got Apple to fix an issue for them.

      While my enterprise - I'm current 0-2 on support cases with Apple...

    16. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Shane_Optima · · Score: 3, Insightful

      lol are you new here? Anti-apple posts always get modded up, defending Apple will usually get you modded down. It's slashdot: home to cranky old people who hate technology, any big tech companies, the government, and kids on their lawns.

      No, we hate bad technology and overpriced technology. Every single tech company that makes bad decisions around here gets criticized; every single one. Show of hands: who here likes Google's anti-microSD card policies? Who is willing to write a lengthy screed defending it and pretending that anyone who likes microSD card slots must be "an old person who hates technology" ?

      This shit ONLY happens with Apple because only Apple has this contingent of fanboys who treat every conversation about flaws in its products as if it were a conversation about how ugly their mothers are.

      And the fact that this utter rubbish (from an AC, no less) has been modded up to +5 really gives the lie to your thesis here. As I explained elsewhere, the crux of the matter is the AC here is/was attempting to claim that Consumer Reports is responsible for bugs in Safari.

    17. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, we hate bad technology and overpriced technology.

      And faggots. Don't forget the faggots.

    18. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by smallfries · · Score: 1

      It's almost as if the wisdom of crowds does not apply when most people would produce a bad estimate....

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    19. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So no, the experts weren't wrong. You just didn't understand what we said.

      Says the smug person who was proven wrong...

    20. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      75 watt hours is actually pretty good for a laptop battery, though. Dell only offers 39 and 52 watt hour configurations in their 12" laptops. (http://www.dell.com/us/business/p/latitude-e7250-ultrabook/pd) The lightest app, surprisingly, isn't browsing, it's media playback. I also have a Lenovo Miix tablet and I can download training videos and run for the full 9-10 hours of battery in the advertisements. Web browsing (even using Edge) only gets about four hours. And this machine uses a fairly low-clock processor in order to save battery. The inconsistency is a problem because a consumer can't know what is causing it. Even the pundits here can't agree. But if Apple fixes a problem why shouldn't the rating be revised? I guess some people still won't consider a Ford Explorer either. As of a few years ago, U-Haul would not rent trailers to people driving them even if their model was much later than the ones with rollover problems. I have no idea what inspires this type of thinking. Obviously Ford can make capable towing vehicles they just made a mistake. And Apple can obviously make software that works fairly well. They fixed their bug.

    21. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      You say experience, I say delusional...

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    22. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      Oh please, if someone released a device that cured cancer 100% of the time, and gave it away I could feel confident that I could come here and find people shitting on it for some reason. This site has gone from a site of true geeks to a site populated by people who thing they are geeks, but are actually just cranky aging wannabes who think they know way more than they actually do.

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    23. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Altus · · Score: 1

      Seriously? Apple has a fantastic history of pretty damn accurate battery life estimates. That hardware underwent extensive testing before the public ever heard of it, and you are saying that an obscure software bug... probably one of the most common occurrences in technology... is less likely that some a pervasive hardware fault in a product from a mature hardware developer that does extensive testing on all of its equipment?

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    24. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Altus · · Score: 1

      It was a software problem... it was not a hardware problem.... with the software only fix, the computer performs as advertised. And your comment, which contradicts all known information about this problem... is moderated a 5.

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    25. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by harperska · · Score: 2

      CR found a defect in the product which caused them to not recommend it. The manufacturer of the product then took steps to fix the defect. When CR re-ran their tests with the fixed product, it passed, causing them to recommend it once more. In what way is that a concession? If Apple didn't fix the defect, but instead only insisted that they change their methodology (i.e. base their updated report solely on testing the MBP with caching enabled), then you would have an argument. But as they changed their recommendation only after retesting the fixed product using their original methodology, any further complaining is only anti-Apple bias. A company responding to the discovery of a bug by fixing that bug is a GOOD thing!

    26. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >new highly complicated hardware having a fault.

      >laptop with an apple logo

      Pick one.

    27. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How was that Slashdot comment, which turned out to be right, modded? -1.

      How has every discovery that has changed the way we view and live life on this planet been a complete accident (e.g. microwave radiation used for exciting of electrons because a dude bent over a channelized emission path and had a candy bar in his pocket melt)? Same reason - people freaking don't like to think. Popular view has a following to encourage continued laziness in feeling empowered.

      Oh yeah, there was that guy Thomas Edison who invented the light bulb and gave us the electrically-driven world we live in today. Awesome guy! He fried animals, including an elephant, and invented a chair to fry humans with electricity, just to prove the guy (uhhh, Tesl-something) who was "under him" discovered the best method of distant power transmission and was a dangerous asshole for doing it... but hey, he invented it and is awesome.

    28. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Volkswagen started it. *ducks*

    29. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Oh please, if someone released a device that cured cancer 100% of the time, and gave it away

      Except it's you lot that are pretending that an expensive brand name product is somehow different from it's cheap generic counterpart.

      The fact that you're spouting complete medical gibberish is par for the course.

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    30. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      If by "performs as advertised", you mean "performs as advertised while running Safari", you are technically correct—the best kind of correct. Now let's see benchmarks on Pro apps, which a Pro machine is supposed to be designed around.

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    31. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      They fixed the superficial bug, but they didn't fix the root cause. The same underlying hardware deficiency still exists, and even if Safari doesn't tickle that bug, other CPU-hungry apps (e.g. Lightroom) do and always will, because the battery life under load is still about 25% less than it was in previous models. That root cause can't be fixed in software; the best you can do is pressure app developers to use less power, which isn't always possible (e.g. Lightroom).

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    32. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Says the person who doesn't even know enough to understand why he/she is wrong and I'm right.

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    33. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      I don't see any mention of the root cause so could you elaborate?

    34. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The root cause is fundamental to the very nature of CPU power management to extend battery life, and can't be fixed, but it can be ameliorated somewhat.

      Fundamentally, CR was complaining about the difference between maximum and minimum battery life. That difference is caused by the OS shutting down unnecessary CPU cores and reducing the core voltage of cores when not in use or only just barely in use. The only way to "fix" that difference would be to do less power management, but if you did that, instead of getting 2.5 to 20 hours, you'd always get 2.5 hours, or you'd get 2.5 to something considerably less than 20 hours. Either way, that sort of fix clearly wouldn't help users at all.

      What Apple fixed was a single source of high power consumption; CR's test tickled a performance bug in Safari, and Apple fixed that bug. By modifying their OS to ensure that the benchmark no longer causes Safari to use more CPU, Apple essentially coded to the benchmark rather than improving overall battery life (except for people who use Safari in a broken configuration). That fix might satisfy CR, but it still doesn't address the more fundamental underlying problem, which is that worst-case battery life on these laptops is worse than in previous models.

      The cause for the more general battery life regression is that the battery got smaller in the current generation of laptops, but the CPUs aren't significantly more efficient to make up for it. Any users who experience bad battery life on the new hardware (including the ones who had bad battery life because of this Safari bug) would have also had bad battery life on older hardware, but it wouldn't have been as bad because of the larger battery in the previous model.

      What CR should have complained about was that even though the best-case battery life went up, the worst-case battery life went down. As a result, anyone experiencing poor battery life because of high CPU usage in other apps is still having the same problems as in previous OS versions. And that can't be fixed in software, because it is caused by the battery being too small.

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    35. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with Apple. I don't give a shit about Apple. I don't buy their computers. I never said I did, you just assumed because, probably due to a lack of critical thinking skills that seems to permeate this site lately. It's how this site has gone from a site with geeks to a site with a bunch of technophobes.

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    36. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      home to cranky old people who hate technology, any big tech companies,

      Home to experienced nerds that hate companies that manhandle other technology companies and are controlled by the marketing fucks.

      We haven't seen any anti-Samsung post in this discussion yet.

    37. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      One of the ways to know a comment is from an Apple zealot is when they counterpose Apple vs. Samsung like it's a good vs. evil battle.

      Apple and Samsung are not polar opposites. They're just competing gadget makers.

    38. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the ways to know a comment is from an paid Samsung shill is when they pretend Samsung shit doesn't stink

      FTFY

    39. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the ways to know a comment is from an Apple zealot is when they counterpose Apple vs. Samsung like it's a good vs. evil battle.

      Apple and Samsung are not polar opposites. They're just competing gadget makers.

      Boy, this isn't about Apple vs. Samsung, but about which company actually fits your description. IOW this about you vs. reality.

    40. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly, it is also not only a software problem. If the hardware had been designed with a proper 100 Wh battery instead of the inadequate 75 Wh battery that they ended up using, then the worst-case battery life for the new MacBook Pro would be a few percent better than the worst-case battery life for the previous generation.

      If you think that the fact the new MacBook Pro not only lasts longer than PC notebooks with bigger batteries, but also its predecessor means there is a hardware problem, then there's no need arguing with you. Ever again. According to Consumer Reports: 15" MacBook Pro (Mid 2015) 16.5 hours, New MacBook Pro 15" (late 2016) 17.25 hours,.

    41. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says the person who doesn't even know enough to understand why he/she is wrong and I'm right.

      Oh, we know you are wrong, because you consistently are wrong all the time.

    42. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If by "performs as advertised", you mean "performs as advertised while running Safari", you are technically correct—the best kind of correct. Now let's see benchmarks on Pro apps, which a Pro machine is supposed to be designed around.

      https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

      Sucks to be you. Always has, always will.

    43. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      I wish I could mod this up. This was probably the best post in the thread.

    44. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Anonymous Coward often receives -1 troll,

      That would be because ACs are mostly trolling Slashdot, not because there is a conspiracy against ACs.

      so it's inappropriate then they should receive a 5 informative now

      So, it is inappropriate that a post contributing to the conversation should be modded up because many ACs post trollish comments? That doesn't follow logically, perhaps you are confused about how this system works?

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    45. Re:Slashdot "experts" who were wrong. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to claim that Apple don't produce faults? I have to kindly disagree with you here, Apple have just as many issues as other manufacturers.

      Touch Disease
      nVidia thermal cycling issue causing BGA mounts to crack and video to be lost
      Numerous instances of batteries having thermal runaways

      Every manufacturer has issues, Apple is not immune just because they have glowing fruit logos on their laptops.

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  10. But you can recommend the Hatorade! by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Consumer Reports does testing for....consumers. To see what the consumer experience with a product is going to be. As the bug would never affect a normal user, it should not have been used to give the program a poor review.

    1. Re:But you can recommend the Hatorade! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Consumer Reports does testing for....consumers. To see what the consumer experience with a product is going to be. As the bug would never affect a normal user, it should not have been used to give the program a poor review.

      In particular, they should not be changing any browser settings. What percentage of users will do that at any point during their lifetime? I'm guessing it's single-digit.

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    2. Re:But you can recommend the Hatorade! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How fucking dense are you? It's been explained already multiple times why they couldn't get consistent and meaningful results in this test with caching on.

    3. Re:But you can recommend the Hatorade! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How fucking dense are you? It's been explained already multiple times why they couldn't get consistent and meaningful results in this test with caching on.

      So you perform the test 2089723923092379 times, until you have enough results to be meaningful. If the test doesn't happen in real-world conditions, it's totally useless. Like, say, EPA mileage estimates, or stationary emissions testing.

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  11. What it takes to get a bug fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Apparently, you need to shame Apple publicly in a magazine that quite a lot of people read and seriously consider before making a purchase. Apple still is very much a hardware company, and if CR says their hardware isn't good, their sales will go down.

    So, if you find a bug in one of their many software products, don't report the bug as usual. Instead, make an argument that the bug causes unacceptable battery performance and report it to Consumer Reports instead. Then, maybe Apple will start fixing software bugs.

    1. Re:What it takes to get a bug fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, I see someone else has played the game of "find how long this bug in some Apple software has existed." My record is finding reports of it on the Apple Support forums eight years prior to my finding it. Never fixed, never addressed.

    2. Re:What it takes to get a bug fixed by skaag · · Score: 1

      You got that right! This is exactly what I came here to say.

      I was going to ask this: How many years would pass before Apple actually fixed that bug if Consumer Reports didn't exist?

      To me, this alone justifies their existence.

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  12. Told ya so -- Apple bought a better review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meanwhile, the customers still have the bug.

  13. In other news, only idiots trust Consumer Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, the new Macbook "Pro" is a bad joke.

    And I say this having been an Apple user for a long long time ( I bought an original Macintosh ...).

    Tim Cook needs to leave, that's all there is to it. It's bad ebough that Cook
    is misusing his position to advocate for his sexual preferences. That alone should
    cause the Apple board to reject him. But his approval of crap products is the last straw.

    I'm done with Apple until Cook is gone.

  14. escape key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because of this report, I bought a MBP. But now, I cannot fine the Escape key. Can anyone help me?

  15. Cheap feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Macbooks run Windows better than many "PCs".... The typical PC nowadays has a very cheap, crappy feel to it. All this screen detachment, flipping around to double as a tablet, overall bad design :\
    Not only is the hardware design mostly crap, so is the software. Windows 7 was the last decent product released. Windows 8 feels more like a fisher price toy for 8 year olds, not even gonna begin with data mining on 10. Nothing is "free", it was pushed/forced upon so many people, and in return those people are sending MASS amounts of data back to MS, this is the price they paid.

  16. Still should not recommend it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's still very expensive due to the new touchbar that hasn't proven its worth as yet. The build quality is still there, certainly, but it still fails for not being the latest Intel hardware (yes, I know the issues with low TDP Kaby Lake packages at the time of launch) and a poor AMD graphics chipset. It's the iPad 3 of the Macbook Pro line, and hopefully will be replaced by August with a Kaby Lake version. I don't hold much hope for a Nvidia 1060 version, but those two changes would be the only reason for me to buy it (even less hope for Apple to concede and get into the eGPU game). In the meantime, I've spend $1k less on a brand new laptop that I'll be living in Linux-land for the forthcoming cycle.

    This is what Apple doesn't get. The more pissed developers leave their ecosystem, the worse apps they'll get, which means the worse customer experience, the fewer devices sold, and their eventual decline. Of all the times to double down on catering to the smaller but more valuable element of their customer base, it's when you're rolling in infinite money. Instead, they're trying to make infinity*2 money.

    1. Re:Still should not recommend it by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      Apple could solve a lot of the problems by releasing an iOS development environment that could run on Linux or a BSD operating system.

      Using their iOS development environment to leverage Macintosh sales is foolish. They end up with only pro-Mac martinets in their development community.

  17. The Original Flaw in the Method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I find the whole thing a terrible example of a once respectable online outlet jumping into the clickbait world: CR used to have near print-level standards - where at least the dollar-centric parts were constrained away and didn't govern the copy (Remember what 80% of your print PC mags used to be?)

    The reality was that the testing method was *evidently* at fault: they couldn't reproduce the issue reliably, they couldn't reproduce it with Chrome (which is the dominant browser on most platforms) - but rushed to print before Christmas because of clicks. This should always have been a non-story, and it's worth nothing that the *exact* same software that has been fixed has been present on every other MacBook for years - it's not like this was a touchbar related issue. Odds are some OSX update introduced the issue that screwed with the testing outcomes, and it's affected every one of the models they'd already approved previously too. Thats the trouble with static recommendations like this.

    Economically though, the clicks meant that despite breaking the rules of professionalism and common sense that they probably made enough from the click rate that jumping to the press like this with half a story has won for them - David vs Goliath always sells. That means next time they've got a dubious outcome they'll not learn anything from this.

  18. Oh well.. by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

    I guess this means I'm not getting a replacement for a battery that actually lasts 10 hours one day.

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  19. People on the internet wrong by ArchieBunker · · Score: 2

    Oh my god people on the internet were wrong! The horror...

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  20. Doesn't line up with our testing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've got 20 of these things seeing daily use as testing machines within our company, with the potential to purchase anywhere between 4K and 20K machines should they be deemed acceptable.

    Right now, they are not.

    So far, every single user that has a testing unit has complained about dongles at least once. Nearly half of them have complained about accidentally activating the touch bar, simply because their fingers accidentally brushed across it. We've also seen three laptops outright fail- the touchbar would randomly hang up, severely reducing the usability of the machine (apparently it's controlled by an embedded computer running it's own OS, rather than being accessible as a second display of pixels through the host OS).

    However, the current show stopper is the battery life.

    If you use these machines lightly, they're great. We get anywhere from 10 to 15 hours of use. If you load the machine down in any significant way- be it causing the GPU to kick in, or all the CPU cores to fire up- battery life drops to a measly 4-5 hours, sometimes as low as 3.

    It's pretty clear that Apple has implemented some very aggressive power saving features, but at the same time this appears to be something they had to do to get any kind of reasonable battery life out of these machines- it's not something they did to extend an already excellent battery life, because if you're actually using the hardware then the runtime isn't that stellar. This is in line with what CR originally found, regardless of any Safari bugs. The machine simply isn't capable of lasting that long if you're using the hardware, regardless of what that use is caused by (be it a stray daemon sucking up 100% of a CPU core, or a Safari bug doing something similar, or anything else).

    As it stands right now, these are going to be the first Apple laptops our company won't purchase for any of our employees. The hardware just isn't capable of consistently meeting our requirements. I get the feeling that Apple would have loved to have crammed netbook quality hardware inside this thing for thinness, but they knew that was marketing suicide so they came up with this machine instead, where you've got impressive specs and it works well as,long as you don't try to use them.

    It's a shame, because if they'd made the machine a bit bigger with a higher capacity battery, we wouldn't have any complaints. 7-8 hours of life under moderate to heavy use is great, but that's nowhere near what we're seeing with these units.

    1. Re:Doesn't line up with our testing. by skaag · · Score: 1

      Exactly - The previous generation was already thin enough. I do not need it to get any thinner. I need it to get better, faster, and last longer. I made a similar decision not to upgrade my MBP until it either dies or Apple releases a laptop worthy of my time and money.

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    2. Re:Doesn't line up with our testing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope this AC comes back and says what they are looking for as an alternative.

      I've been thinking about getting the xps 15 when it comes out. You can still upgrade the memory and the ssd yourself if needed on it, and while the batteries look more difficult it they are larger. It even has a better graphics card in it for less.

    3. Re:Doesn't line up with our testing. by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      What are you considering as an alternative. The closest competitor that I can find is the X1 Carbon which is a great machine (http://shop.lenovo.com/us/en/laptops/thinkpad/x-series/x1-carbon/) and it seems you can upgrade the 50wh battery to 72wh. They advertise 11 hours of battery life but it's not clear if that is with the standard battery or maxed out.

    4. Re:Doesn't line up with our testing. by MobyDisk · · Score: 2

      If you load the machine down in any significant way- be it causing the GPU to kick in, or all the CPU cores to fire up- battery life drops to a measly 4-5 hours, sometimes as low as 3.

      This is not a valid objection because, under full load like that, 3 hours is better than most laptops on the market right now. Most laptops with a GPU like the one on these machines, firing all cores, get an 1hr of battery life under that scenario. You just don't play games on the battery.

  21. Re:CR is Apple's bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    u r dum

  22. Re:Odds by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but without a scientific study being involved, your statement is invalid.

  23. Hysterical screaming from the RDF brigade by Shane_Optima · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Shane_Optima was wrong.

    I most certainly was not wrong. I said that if it was a software bug in Safari (as alleged) that it was obviously still Apple's fault. I didn't address the possibility of CR screwing up one way or another. And guess what? According to TFS, Apple *did* screw up.

    Apple is responsible for Safari bugs. That was my assertion then, and it's my assertion now.

    How was that Slashdot comment, which turned out to be right, modded? -1.

    Wow. So you're complaining that an Anonymous Coward (you?) speculating baselessly (yes baselessly, because no preliminary observations or experiments were mentioned) about the possible cause of the poor test result and then implying that Apple should be let off the hook if it's a Safari bug received a single -1 downmod instead of being modded up to +5, Nostradamus?

    No one is going to have their mod privileges revoked. Instead, try re-working your tone to sound less like a perpetually whining fanboy.

    I mean, for many years I liked Google (still do, in some ways) but I don't flip the fuck out when people criticize, for example, their decision to drop microSD card slots from their devices. That was a horrible anti-consumer decision and I made sure to mention it any time I talked to someone who was thinking about buying a Nexus device. There's a reason why Apple fanboys have the reputation that they do. No other tech company on Earth inspires this kind of rabid and unthinking loyalty.

    Incidentally, if you register for an account people are around here will be less likely to assume you're a blithering fool or astroturfer.

    The real moderation tragedy is that your comment here is currently modded up to +4. "Admins, go back and fix the moderation and mod everyone else down! My speculative Apple apologia turned out to be correct in fact [just not in conclusion]!", Jesus fucking Christ...

    1. Re:Hysterical screaming from the RDF brigade by rat_herder · · Score: 1

      I'm a very rare slashdot commenter. This comment was horrible so I just had to get in here and let you know :) Just admit you were wrong guy. And the rest of your righteous spiel comes off equally as bad.

    2. Re:Hysterical screaming from the RDF brigade by Shane_Optima · · Score: 2

      I'm a very rare slashdot commenter. This comment was horrible so I just had to get in here and let you know :) Just admit you were wrong guy. And the rest of your righteous spiel comes off equally as bad.

      This is such an asinine statement I hardly know where to begin. Even if there were no Safari bug and it were 100% Consumer Reports' fault, my initial statement would still be entirely correct because it was explicitly couched in an "if" and was responding to a hypothetical that someone else gave.

      This is first and foremost a factual issue. I provided you with the link. My reasoning a couple weeks ago was clear and I have spelled it all out for you again in exacting detail. If you do truly believe that I have been proven wrong, I advise you to enroll in an adult literacy course as soon as possible, to be supplemented with an introductory informal logic or debate course if that isn't sufficient.

      Perhaps, then, you will obtain the confidence to post more frequently.

    3. Re:Hysterical screaming from the RDF brigade by rat_herder · · Score: 2

      Oh REALLY. This is the internet and you can't hide from stupid comments. Your quote "That's all well and good, but either way it's still Apple's fault. Not that their fans will care." is factually incorrect. The issue in question was whether Apples estimates on battery life were wrong. They weren't, consumer reports enabled hidden developer features so were not testing the battery in the way Apple does or in the way a regular user would experience. So Apple's estimates were correct, the battery is fine in the context of estimates under normal use and you were wrong. Yes their was apparently a bug in the developer tools that disable caching of websites but you including that in your conclusion was a strawman, completely irrelevant to the issue being debated.

      "how the hell is that a "flaw in the testing methodology" you ask frothily? That seems obvious now.

      The other strawmen you built regarding removable batteries was unrelated and lacking in merit. My favorite part where you are %100 incorrect (again) is where you assert that their 'fans' won't care either. Do we need to debate how ridiculous that kind of absolute statement is?

    4. Re:Hysterical screaming from the RDF brigade by Shane_Optima · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Your quote "That's all well and good, but either way it's still Apple's fault. Not that their fans will care." is factually incorrect. The issue in question was whether Apples estimates on battery life were wrong.

      This statement was and is entirely correct. It would have been correct even if it turned out that the Consumer Reports' result was the result of the tester smoking meth and deciding to type random stuff on his report. For the third (fourth?) time, I was responding to a hypothetical given by someone else. What the hell, I'm feeling charitable, let me try to give you some pointers on the bits I think you may be misunderstanding:

      A. The "either" refers to the battery life being off (hardware issue of some sort), or there being a bug in Safari.

      B. The hypothetical bug was not and is not the same as the actual bug.

      They weren't, consumer reports enabled hidden developer features so were not testing the battery in the way Apple does or in the way a regular user would experience.

      [Reminder: this issue/argument is COMPLETELY SEPARATE from the above. I'd still be right on that first point even if I were wrong on this second point, which I'm not]

      Holy hell, where to even begin...

      1. "You're holding it wrong." This gives you away immediately. No sane person who hasn't chugged a gallon of Jobs' kool-aid says stuff like this.

      2. I love how we're basically openly admitting now that the Macbook "Pro" is not intended for developers or power users. Your arguments make no sense whatsoever as soon as you admit that there are advanced users who very well might tinker with browser internals, and who might wish to buy a MBP.

      3. At any point did I say or imply that the latest MBP is a horrible piece of crap that no one should buy specifically because of the bad battery life? No. I simply said that the responsibility for the bad test result, in case of a bug in Safari, lies on Apple and not Consumer Reports. This closely ties into #1. Read it repeatedly. Try to apply your argument to a product not made by Apple and see if it's reasonable. Let me get you started:

      "Well I'm so sorry the robot attacked your technician! But you see, he was wearing a metallic green shirt, and regular users don't wear metallic green shirts, so really it's your fault. Yes, your test of our robot was definitely set up incorrectly because he wore a metallic green shirt and thus it was really unfair of you guys to initially give our robot an unfavorable review."

      4. The setting was activated presumably for a good reason as part of CR's methodology, perhaps to make the browser settings as close as possible to the other notebooks they were comparing it with. I might be wrong on this point and it was just a dumb mistake of theirs, but even if I'm wrong on this point my other 3 points will stand.

      "how the hell is that a "flaw in the testing methodology" you ask frothily? That seems obvious now.

      Indeed. The guy who was decapitated by the berserk robot was clearly using flawed methodology because he wore a metallic green shirt, which is unusual.

      Yes their was apparently a bug in the developer tools that disable caching of websites but you including that in your conclusion was a strawman

      The "informal logical fallacies of debate" were abused almost immediately after they were popularized, but it's been getting really bad lately. This one is particularly sad, though.

      A conclusion isn't a strawman. Premises are (or can be) strawmen. A strawman involves misunderstanding/misrepresenting someone's argument. Try Googling words you aren't sure the meaning of before using them. (Bonus points if, at this stage, you decide to erroneously accuse me of ad hominems.)

      The other strawmen you built regarding removable batteries

      That's not a strawman either, not

    5. Re:Hysterical screaming from the RDF brigade by rat_herder · · Score: 1

      Holy smoke. Re-read what you have just posted. I just don't know where to start. You have misquoted me, added a whole lot more logical fallacies and still can't seem to admit that you were completely wrong in a very straight forward way.

      In your points 1& 2 you've just invented shit i haven't said. I didn't mention "you're holding wrong", I didn't make any arguments about the merits of the "Pro" label on the macbook. Niether of those things have anything to do with what we were discussing. The test that Apple does to estimate battery life is written clearly in their website. Like all companies that sell their shit with a battery estimate they do so with a crap load of disclaimers. There are plenty of things pro users could do to annihilate their battery life and none of them have anything to do with what we were discussing.

      The issue was in the construction of your conclusion, not the conclusion itself, which I made clear. "Yes their was apparently a bug in the developer tools that disable caching of websites but you *including that* in your conclusion was a strawman" For the 3rd time the bug in the developer tools is the cause of Consumer Reports problems up but has no bearing on Apples battery estimates which are based on a system with "all settings left at default" So Apple having unremovable batteries is "pertinent to illustrating the magnitude of the problem CR encountered" Pertinent? It has unequivocally nothing to with the variability in the CR tests. It has nothing to do with what we were discussing (how wrong you were to blame apple for the inconsistent battery life) and it doesn't take a debate genius to see this.

      Were Apples battery life estimates wrong? No. Was Consumer Reports correct with their estimates? No. Open and closed.

      For a guy that was pretty ranty about debate logic earlier you score a big fail from me.

    6. Re:Hysterical screaming from the RDF brigade by Shane_Optima · · Score: 1

      I didn't mention "you're holding wrong"

      It was a metaphor/comparison. You were talking about "in the way a regular user would experience" and insisting that CR tested it incorrectly. The parallels are clear, and I didn't put that bit in quote tags for a reason. That phrase is a meme now, in case you aren't aware. I was mocking you.

      For the 3rd time the bug in the developer tools is the cause of Consumer Reports problems up but has no bearing on Apples battery estimates which are based on a system with "all settings left at default

      A complete irrelevancy. I never said anything about Apple's estimates. The issue was about the cause of CR's findings. CR does not claim to test the computer in exactly the same way Apple does, nor should they.

      ? It has unequivocally nothing to with the variability in the CR tests

      I never said it did. It was entirely pertinent to the real-world practical drawbacks of having a battery life that low.

      Were Apples battery life estimates wrong? No.

      Which I never referred to.

      Was Consumer Reports correct with their estimates? No.

      Entirely correct for pro users, nor did they have any reason to suspect that turning that on would have such an effect. Because the effect was driven by a bug. That Apple created. And has now fixed, now that CR has drawn it to their attention.

      How people like you can spin all of that as "CR uses flawed methodologies and gives unfair rating to Apple!" is utterly beyond me. (Cliff notes: No, that usage of quotes isn't meant to be something that you have literally typed.)

      Methodologies should assume that features do what they say they do and nothing more. If I press the hazard lights on my car and (somehow) the muffler falls off and I report that the muffler fell off while I was driving (not realizing that pressing the hazard lights was what triggered it), my methodology isn't flawed. Clearly, the car company is at fault for creating a flawed product. "But most people never even use the hazard lights! You should have tested it without touching the hazard light button!" is not a reasonable response. Your entire tone and focus is steeped in the rankest of apologia via bass-ackwards thinking.

      It has nothing to do with what we were discussing (how wrong you were to blame apple for the inconsistent battery life) and it doesn't take a debate genius to see this.

      That's some industrial-grade solipsism you've got going on over there. I wasn't talking to you in that first post, nor was I confined to a single super-narrow topic. I was referring to the potential practical effects of an unresolved bug (the proposed *hypothetical* one, which was quite different from the real one).

      I can do that. There are no rules here. I could even start lecturing you about sixteenth century Dutch art and that wouldn't mean I've committed a fallacy, just that I'm being insane or a douche. The practical synergistic effects of having a non-removable battery AND a shortened battery life seemed, in comparison, a rather tame and obvious and short tangent to traverse.

      added a whole lot more logical fallacies

      Please, give me the list. I'm quite curious given your highly mysterious interpretation of strawman.

    7. Re:Hysterical screaming from the RDF brigade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't you admit you were wrong? Do you have some kind of complex with being wrong??

      It's a very human thing to be wrong... Come down to our level and let's talk.

    8. Re:Hysterical screaming from the RDF brigade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news... Shane_Optima was proven wrong on something, and rather than admit it, he filled /.'s forums with all of the reasons he was not wrong. Diatribe at it's worse.

      In still other news, Shane_Optima has an oversized ego, and is not able to admit like every other person on the planet, that he is wrong on occasion.

    9. Re:Hysterical screaming from the RDF brigade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shane_Optima is a person who's entire sense of self-worth is his /. postings.

      Shane_Optima has more time than most of us to fill these pages with his defenses.

      Shane_Optima is quickly turning into a troll.

      Shane_Optima was wrong.

      Shane_Optima is human.

      Kind of...

    10. Re:Hysterical screaming from the RDF brigade by Shane_Optima · · Score: 1
      Sparring with fools gives me strength for larger battles. Shadowboxing for the mind.

      Shane_Optima is quickly turning into a troll.

      ACs often don't understand what common words mean. Film at 11.

    11. Re:Hysterical screaming from the RDF brigade by Shane_Optima · · Score: 1

      Why can't you admit you were wrong? Do you have some kind of complex with being wrong??

      It's a very human thing to be wrong... Come down to our level and let's talk.

      This is white noise. Come at me with a real argument. I'm a +5. I say this not to brag, but to point out it is largely agreed that I was not, in fact, proven wrong about anything. The onus is on you to say something intelligent instead of these puerile games.

    12. Re:Hysterical screaming from the RDF brigade by Shane_Optima · · Score: 1

      'In other news', my smugly psychoanalytical AC stalker is still at it. Why don't you show yourself? What is your game here? Did you follow me here from another forum, perchance?

      I do this to sharpen the mind and also sometimes to prototype stuff. Slashdot keeps comments forever and has no censorship to speak of, and I've already made use of my prior lengthy comments as quick cliff notes in discussions I've had elsewhere. Some of these posts will eventually turn into Youtube videos, so if you *really* want to stalking me, be sure to have a box of kleenex at the ready. I've had numerous delays but I think it's going to happen soonish. Just know that you're going to have to do a lot better than a Youtube comment if you expect me to take the time to destroy you in A/V format.

  24. Did Volkswagen sent Apple the code... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to put on their MacBook Pro to pass the tests?

  25. #NotAll Apple users by Shane_Optima · · Score: 1

    And just to quickly get this out there, in the name of everything that's holy of course I'm not saying that all Apple users everywhere do this, or that they're in any way bad or stupid for using Apple products. If anything they make suits your requirements perfectly in features and performance and price, great. If you want to mention their advantages in a public forum, great. (I reserve the right to mention their disadvantages.)

    And if you want to gently mention how this was an obscure bug that wasn't likely to affect average users, a bug that has now been fixed, that's great too. I agree. This bug obviously wasn't a huge deal.

    It's just that this frothing at the mouth, "how dare you blaspheme against the mighty Apple by claiming they're responsible for their own bugs?!" segment of the Apple userbase... is getting really, really tiresome.

  26. Apple is headed in a bad direction regardless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can confirm that they are about to lock down everything like iOS, no more modifications.

    They're done, MS is going to take a lot of their customers in the next few years.

    The attitude I heard from the rep was unbelievable, they ACTUALLY think they have the right to dictate how their machines are deployed in private orgs.

    The clever bit is it's entirely enforced through deliberately locked down and limited software and firmware, which isn't really illegal but now I'm seeing the need for new laws against it....

    Apple really does believe that they still own the machines that you buy from them, literally, I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

    Imaging and deploystudio are going to be explicitly killed by apple's coming changes, they're literally pushing their older users and support orgs away.

    MDM is being pushed HARD this year, cloud based management and killing imaging are all on the agenda, you already can't image the new MBP, it kills the touch bar, and they did it on purpose to catch out those who are imaging.

    Yes it does involve APFS and encrypted OS images.

    1. Re:Apple is headed in a bad direction regardless. by ruir · · Score: 1

      What going to MS after using OS/X? are you fucking nuts? Maybe Linux, I wont go from a rock to a hard place.

  27. *This* is why I like Consumer Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Testing new products can be tricky. If a bug shows up that skews the results, as this Safari bug did, they _publish_ the nature of the bug and recheck their results, and post the _new_ results. They didn't create the bug: they tested the product in a reasonable way, to measure the actual battery performance without having build a huge test suite.

    Kudos to Consumer Reports for working to get clear, factual results, and for working with Apple to get the very real Safari bug fixed. This has happened again and again with Consumer Reports reviewed products. Some manufacturers *fix the flaws* and wind up selling a better product.

  28. In other news.... by Nastee · · Score: 0

    being bought and paid for is a news story.

  29. The real problem: the comments were hidden. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You totally missed the real problem: unjustifiable downmodding to -1 hides content here.

    The real problem here isn't reputation, or online karma points, or any irrelevant crap like that.

    The problem is that the comments that were right, the ones that were most valuable, were hidden by default.

    Readers were denied access, unless they went out of their way to browse at -1.

    They were subjected to all sorts of wrong analysis, while not being able to easily view the analysis that was correct.

    It's stuff like that which makes Slashdot look like such a joke site.

    It's also why so many of the best commenters here have left over the years, never to return.

    The fact that you, and so many others, can't see the wider implications of bad modding is disturbing.

    But maybe it shouldn't be surprising; Slashdot wouldn't have lost out to Hacker News and even Reddit were the mods here not total idiots.

  30. Tru dat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tim Cook is a shameless Sodomite.

  31. How Do We Know Apple Isn't Pulling a VW? by organgtool · · Score: 1

    So Apple released a closed-source patch for this issue and Consumer Reports is supposedly taking them on their word that the new software is legit. Is there any way to verify that the fixed software is definitely not using cached data so that the test accurately reflects the browsing habits of a user visiting many different sites over the course of the battery cycle? If not, then how do we know that Apple isn't faking the test by using cached data in a similar fashion to the way VW faked emissions tests in their diesel vehicles?

  32. Aww! by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    Damnit. You mean that the first result set WASN'T released just to prompt Apple to give them a bunch of cash for a BETTER result? It was really a bug? Shucks. The economy isn't working like it used to anymore. /sarcasm

    1. Re:Aww! by harperska · · Score: 1

      Can you please provide evidence that Apple provided anything other than a fixed product that was previously broken, in exchange for an updated review?

    2. Re:Aww! by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Can you please provide evidence that Apple provided anything other than a fixed product that was previously broken, in exchange for an updated review?

      I don't need to because you missed the point - the comment ended with /sarcasm. Historically and based on numbers and Human behavior, it would be expected to have a company pay to shut people up or have an opinion changed because it's faster and easier, or because they just want to. In this case, they actually fixed a bug and got a better review as a result. I'm not used to seeing that.

    3. Re:Aww! by harperska · · Score: 1

      My apologies. There seem to be enough Apple haters in this thread who do honestly believe that CR gave Apple special treatment for one reason or another that I couldn't choose who to reply to. And I made a mistake by choosing to reply to the one person making that argument sarcastically.

  33. Assholish Apple Apologia by Shane_Optima · · Score: 1

    I'm just going to C&P this on over:

    Methodologies should assume that features do what they say they do and nothing more. If I press the hazard lights on my car and (somehow) the muffler falls off and I report that the muffler fell off while I was driving (not realizing that pressing the hazard lights was what triggered it), my methodology isn't flawed. Clearly, the car company is at fault for creating a flawed product. "But most people never even use the hazard lights! You should have tested it without touching the hazard light button!" is not a reasonable response. This entire tone and focus is steeped in the rankest of apologia via bass-ackwards thinking.

    On another note: And it's entirely conceivable and reasonable that they would be using debug mode to either examine more closely how it's performing or to configure it to more closely match their other tested notebooks (perhaps they disable caching in all browsers, for instance.)

  34. What this whole story is about by harperska · · Score: 1

    What this whole story is really about is that a bunch of Apple haters got a reason to gloat, and are now feeling ripped off when their reason to gloat was taken away from them. The actual technical reasons behind the original decision and the decision to reverse the decision are beside the point.

  35. Re:Odds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, but without a scientific study being involved, your statement is invalid.

    Hold on.. I gotta spend years whipping up some shit that makes eyes widen and dicks become erect with the vision of unstoppable and immeasurable income in the future, but I'll get there. When I do, I'll get grants or funding and get on with that study. By then, the subject of testing will be completely different and hard to even re-create, but.. wait, there's an idea. I can keep getting grant money and funding because the answer will never be given, but little morsels of "it's right THERE, we're almost done" can take up most of my time and keep the cash flowing in. I should patent this idea right now!
    Heh

  36. Consumer Reports by snydely · · Score: 1

    Seems CR is developing a propensity for trashing high profile products - Tesla and now Apple. I think they are doing this to generate "controversy" and publicity for their product.

    --
    snydely
  37. Check cleared by Justt+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    I guess it still takes up to 10 business days for checks to clear.

    The holidays must have delayed it's processing.