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Smart Baby-Trackers Mostly Unnecessary, Say US Doctors (bbc.com)

A group of pediatricians has called for smart health-trackers, designed to monitor babies while they sleep, to be regulated by the same US body that oversees other medical equipment. An anonymous reader shares a BBC report: The monitors, which often take the form of sensors fitted to clothing or nappies, measure signs such as heart rate and breathing during sleep. The data is shared with a phone app. The doctors spoke out after seeing babies being brought to A&E after smart-monitor false alarms. The team from the Children's Hospital in Philadelphia said the devices should be approved by the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA). One brand they mentioned was Owlet, which sells a $250 monitor that tracks sleeping babies' heart rates and oxygen levels via a sensor concealed inside his or her sock. It says on its website that it has already submitted a medical version to the FDA for approval. "For most healthy babies there is not a role for home monitoring at all," said neonatologist Dr Elizabeth Foglia, one of the authors of the opinion piece published by the American Medical Association journal Jamanet.

118 comments

  1. Technophilia run amok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Owlet, which sells a $250 monitor that tracks sleeping babies' heart rates and oxygen levels via a sensor concealed inside his or her sock

    At this point why not just plug them directly into the Matrix? And don't forget to point a baby monitor camera at the crib, and leave it unsecured and open to the entire world to view.

    1. Re:Technophilia run amok by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Good point. With these, government agencies can step in and accuse any parent of not taking proper care of their babies. Although that doesn't lead to Trump: he is not a Libertarian. Had these been the concerns of the public at large, we would be looking at President Rand Paul today

    2. Re:Technophilia run amok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. With these, government agencies can step in and accuse any parent of not taking proper care of their babies. Although that doesn't lead to Trump: he is not a Libertarian. Had these been the concerns of the public at large, we would be looking at President Rand Paul today

      We don't need this for babies. We need monitoring devices for Baby Boomers. "Oh look, there he is again, bugging the staff with stupid questions, refusing to read what's right in front of him, and generally acting completely starved for attention".

    3. Re:Technophilia run amok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need monitoring devices for Baby Boomers. "Oh look, there he is again, bugging the staff with stupid questions, refusing to read what's right in front of him, and generally acting completely starved for attention".

      So you're saying they need to make a Trump version of the baby monitor device? Sounds about right.

    4. Re:Technophilia run amok by AdamThor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Look. These "Smart Babies" are dangerous. Regular babies will cry all night and keep their parents up, but when you combine this lack of diurnal schedule with the cunning intelligence of "Smart Babies" you'll have infants crawling out of bed, hatching plots in the middle of the night! Looking for the cookie jar, wandering outside, making off with the silver! Stealing the breath of the family cat!

      Smart babies must be monitored! Won't somebody think of the babies?!

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      -- "Oh. This guy again."
    5. Re:Technophilia run amok by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      I'd just use an IR camera, myself. No need to put the sensor on the baby itself. As long as the baby's temperature isn't changing in an unexpected way, there's nothing wrong with it.

    6. Re:Technophilia run amok by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That is useful for telling you that your baby has died, but what is wanted is a device which tells you that your baby is about to die, so that you can do something about it. You don't need a device to tell you that your baby is dead, you'll find that out when you pick it up for the morning shake.

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  2. buy it or you're a bad parent by known_coward_69 · · Score: 3, Funny

    and you kid will die without you knowing and you will feel guilty

    run out and buy it now before your baby dies

    1. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      The monitor is not for the baby. It is for the mom. Mothers worry incessantly about their babies, and if this monitor helps them sleep without worrying as much, then it is worth the $250. Before I got married and had a kid, I never realized how much women care about their babies. It is like when you were a teenager, and you save and save and finally have enough to buy a brand new XBox. You take it home, and set it up, you worry about it overheating and check the vents every 10 minutes, you dust it twice a day, you worry about every little hum from the fan. Women care about their babies that much.

    2. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1

      i have two kids too and my wife isn't as crazy as yours. in fact we didn't buy a lot of stuff on that idiotic babies r us list cause it was a waste to spend $300 on something for 6 months. and on the second kid we didn't even use that $300 diaper bag that everyone said to get for the first cause you don't need to pack like a soldier going on deployment just to take your kid outside

    3. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bought one for my kid. He just said, "F* you, dad" and went back to wrenching on his Harley.

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    4. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by unixisc · · Score: 1

      If a mom is that obsessed w/ her baby, just lay down w/ him or her 24/7 during the maternity leave. If she's asleep and the baby's wailing doesn't wake her up, neither will the monitor - and if it can, it'll also scare the baby. Baby monitors are for large houses where baby is sleeping in one room while mom is busy in a far away spot in the house, like say the kitchen.

    5. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then when you lose a round you dash it to smithereens on the ground?

    6. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is exactly how the manufacture is pushing these useless items. If you want to totally lose any chance of getting any sleep, by all means get one of these useless things that you're going to end up throwing into a landfill.

      We have an old school baby monitor (noise only) and I had to turn the sensitivity and volume way down just to be able to sleep through the night. babies toss and turn through out the night, wake a little make a little noise, etc. If they wake and start crying, you'll hear them across even a 3000 sqft house.

      The odds of your baby being the one in a very small few dying of SIDS or something else, is very small. So small that you shouldn't worry about it. Of course if it happens to you or someone you know you kick yourself. You shouldn't. This shit happens. If we were living just 150 years ago, it was normal to have several of your children die off.

      These monitors are for nothing other than to make money for someone, pure and simple.

    7. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by avandesande · · Score: 2

      Our first son literally stopped breathing 10 minutes after he was born (~10 lbs and otherwise healthy) and spent a week in ICU. We used one of these monitors the first several months. There are actually legitimate uses for these things....

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    8. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by cdrudge · · Score: 0

      If a mom is that obsessed w/ her baby, just lay down w/ him or her 24/7 during the maternity leave.

      GOOD LORD ARE YOU CRAZY!!?!? The mother will roll over and crush the baby, or smother it. /s

    9. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by known_coward_69 · · Score: 0

      who takes their newborn home 10 minutes after birth? and how many kids does this happen to?

    10. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1

      SIDS was a bunch of hysteria anyway. and supposedly it's even rarer outside the USA

    11. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by TheStickBoy · · Score: 2

      Ditto, our son stopped breathing for a short period after birth, it made us neurotic We have an Owlet and quite honestly, after the first 2 weeks or so of use I realized the Owlet is not so much for the baby, its so that WE can sleep better at night not worrying as much, by getting up every 10 minutes to check if he is in trouble.

      S.I.D.S.
      Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
      Cause mostly unknown.
      All babies are at risk during months 2-4 whether they are healthy or not.

      The Owlet works and has been worth every cent of the $250 we spent.
      I would recommend the Owlet (I do not work for nor sell Owlets)

    12. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by Ann+O'Nymous-Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Nice to know that "a bunch of hysteria" killed my niece (in a country outside the USA, FYI).

      P.S.: Fuck you very much, you ignorant piece of shit.

    13. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Look on the bright side, you get more sleep again and she'll fuck with you again.

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    14. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes. *sniff* They grow up so fast.

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    15. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Makes you wonder whether worrying about SIDS brings it along...

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    16. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by TheStickBoy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure anyone take their baby home 10 minutes after birth! I think what he means is that the baby stopped breathing in the hospital, 10 min after birth.

      I'm not sure how often it happens but it happened to us. There was still fluid in the lungs that had to come out.

    17. Re: buy it or you're a bad parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF u mad?

    18. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by avandesande · · Score: 1

      LoL that Owlet is cute. Back in late 90s the equivalent thing was the size of computer case and we had to wrap a strap around his chest.

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    19. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then she rolls over on it and kills it, which happens all the time.

    20. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by unixisc · · Score: 1

      He should have just attached it to the Harley

    21. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      i have two kids too and my wife isn't as crazy as yours.

      My wife may be neurotic, but she would not buy this device since she is Asian, and in Asian culture babies are never left alone. They sleep with Mom, and if Mom moves from room to room, she takes the baby with her. Also, when you marry an Asian woman, you are basically marrying her whole family. As soon as she is pregnant, her parents move in. So when the kid is born, you have a built in babysitting service. Grandma didn't trust me to change a diaper until the kid was six months old.

    22. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 0

      Then she rolls over on it and kills it, which happens all the time.

      No it doesn't. That is total hogwash. In 90% of the world, mothers sleep with their babies. Separate sleeping arrangement are common only in parts of Europe and North America. A baby sleeping with Mom is less than half as likely to die: Research shows that infants who sleep in a crib are twice as likely to suffer a sleep related fatality (including SIDS) than infants who sleep in bed with their parents.

      The few "smotherings" that occur are almost always a result of excessive alcohol or drugs. But if you aren't drunk, the kid is safer in bed with you.

    23. Re: buy it or you're a bad parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll be fascinated to know that one of the main preventative steps to avoid SIDS (laying them on their backs) was discovered in a country outside the US.

    24. Re: buy it or you're a bad parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be an ass hole - but first you expect everyone to act a certain way because you and your wife do (your statement further up)...

      Then you say that something isn't an issue that people do actually die from (as you were called out for above).

      I mean really, what kind of ass hat are you? Do you ever stop and ask yourself if maybe you have stupid opinions and they are best left bouncing around in that lil noodle of yours vs being exposed to the world.

      Every time you post something I sit there pondering,"How dumb is this mother fucker really?" And then you post again, and it answers my question. "Oh, the mother fucker is that dumb."

      Stop. Don't touch that keyboard.

    25. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Yes, apnea of the newborn is an issue. But it isn't an issue for the vast swath of kids. When you have a kid with the problem, a specific monitor with specific training on it's use and support from medical professionals is very useful.

      Selling them to every new parent on the planet is just a way to make money.

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    26. Re: buy it or you're a bad parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Case in point. "Mother fucker that dumb."

    27. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While I'm sorry for what happened to your niece, you're not winning this argument any better than known_coward_69. Can either of your provide statistics for how high the risk is of SIDS? The parent poster is correct in there is a certain level of playing to fear and baiting helicopter parents to make sales here.

    28. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife may be neurotic, but she would not buy this device since she is Asian, and in Asian culture babies are never left alone. They sleep with Mom

      Headline: ShanghaiBill sleeps with underage children.
       

      So let's get this straight - you are posting to a public message board that you sleep with children.
      Let me guess, your defense is its ok because they're your own kids. Are you in Utah by any chance?

    29. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically I see this as a way for these companies to take advantage of nervous parents to make money.

    30. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 0

      and you kid will die without you knowing and the government will arrest you for child abuse

      FTFY.

    31. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      While I'm sorry for what happened to your niece, you're not winning this argument any better than known_coward_69. Can either of your provide statistics for how high the risk is of SIDS?

      In the 1980s, in the UK and US, about 1 live birth in 500 ended in SIDS.
      Today, thanks to better knowledge and education on the topic, that number is down to about 1 in 5000.

      http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-eng...

      (that news story alone doesn't directly provide the numbers I cited. I also looked up other data sources e.g. for the number of live births in the UK, and I relied upon my memory that US and UK were broadly similar in this respect).

    32. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, there are cases to be made for all of these sorts of monitors. For example, I see no problem with parents of mentally challenged children who give the kid a GPS to wear so that they can track the kid if he/she happens to wander off.

      The grouse I have is the idea that each and every one of us should be using these at all times with our children--just in case. Some of this comes from companies that take a few dollars worth of parts, put something together for a few hundred dollars, with little-to-no quality testing against a false positive. They then sell it to some parent who attaches it to their kid and then ends up rushing their kid to the ER once a month because the monitor said that they have an irregular heartbeat when it's actually just the monitor that is screwed up.

    33. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we sure they didn't just change what SIDS covers? Do babies die of SIDS from sleeping on belly or back? both? I'm not saying you are incorrect or that we haven't improved with knowledge and education but its not uncommon to change how things are classified which of course changes odds of specific things happening, due to them being reclassified.

      You can search for gun related deaths or you can search for death by homicide with a gun or suicide with a gun. All are stats but can definitely be given in deceptive ways to help whatever the argument is.

    34. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While we know you're being sarcastic his defense is he is SLEEPING with them. He didn't say 'having sex with them', that you or some idiot who reads that translates the word 'sleep' in to a euphemism for 'having sex' is YOUR freaking issue!

      Pervert!

    35. Re:buy it or you're a bad parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      retard

  3. A&E by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    Yup, if my precious little infant has a blip in his data, I'm going to rush him to the Arts & Entertainment cable network immediately.

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    1. Re:A&E by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      accident & emergency

    2. Re:A&E by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

      No, I looked it up on the Interweb. A&E is that cable network.

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    3. Re:A&E by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      As long as you don't clog the emergency station of your hospital 'cause little precious had a hiccup, knock yourself out.

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  4. Or they just straight up dont work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I had the MIMO baby monitor for my first child and that thing just straight up didnt work.
    Talked to the company and they replaced every part of the entire setup and still no luck. They had a rep come out to my house and try to set it up for me and still no luck. They would refund me though because it was a gift and the person that gave it to me didnt have the receipt...

    These things are in the hundreds of dollars range and to some people it is worth it, but it really is just a way to help mom calm her tits.

    1. Re:Or they just straight up dont work by TroII · · Score: 1

      Well that's a shame, I'd help mom calm her tits for free!

    2. Re:Or they just straight up dont work by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did you try turning the baby off and then on again?

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    3. Re: Or they just straight up dont work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was your baby alive?

    4. Re:Or they just straight up dont work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that's a shame, I'd help mom calm her tits for free!

      She will likely be lactating even if she's too selfish to actually breast-feed her baby. Some guys have a fetish for that kind of thing.

      Me, I wonder if cheese can be made from human milk. Would that be any good? I guess you'd have to avoid the colostrum but the rest should work out. I have heard peopel describe this as "disgusting" but it can't be any worse than bovine secretions.

    5. Re: Or they just straight up dont work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a ice cream shop in Covent Garden a few years ago that had ice cream made from human breast milk. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Gaga

    6. Re:Or they just straight up dont work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they replaced every part of the entire setup and still no luck

      Does that include the baby?

    7. Re:Or they just straight up dont work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LMFAO! Best response in this whole f'n thread...

  5. 1st World Non-Problems by sexconker · · Score: 1

    1st World Non-Problems.

    Just do like the poor people do - pop em out and let em run amok.

    1. Re:1st World Non-Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^ ... username checks out.

  6. Peace of mind and easier sleep by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > For most healthy babies there is not a role for home monitoring at all

    Even if the actual odds that there will be a problem for the monitor to catch are low, there is some value for an anxious new parent in being able to fall asleep easier, knowing that at least the new baby is breathing normally, etc.

    In other words, the value isn't only in the monitor alarming, the reassurance of the steady pulsing of the monitor showing that breathing and heart rate are fine has some value. I didn't *buy* something like this for my baby, but I would have used it if I got one as a gift. I would also keep in mind that the monitor can only tell me "go check on your baby", no need to panic if the sensor slips off or whatever.

    1. Re:Peace of mind and easier sleep by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2

      Or, you could co-sleep like humans and pre-humans have done for literally millions of years right up to the advent of the split floorplan.

      On a serious note, there are some infants who need this - not many, but the old "back to sleep" campaign improved, but did not stop, SIDS.

    2. Re:Peace of mind and easier sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, you could co-sleep like humans and pre-humans have done for literally millions of years right up to the advent of the split floorplan.

      That's fucking great advice - we go from "these devices aren't really that useful in preventing SIDS" to "here's some advice that actively HEIGHTENS your chance of your baby dying during the night."

      Seriously - co-sleeping RAISES the risk to the baby. While a "smart monitor" won't necessarily reduce risk, at the very least, it doesn't RAISE it, either. Following your "scientific" advice, though - that would actually harm babies.

    3. Re:Peace of mind and easier sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, you could co-sleep like humans and pre-humans have done for literally millions of years right up to the advent of the split floorplan.

      That's fucking great advice - we go from "these devices aren't really that useful in preventing SIDS" to "here's some advice that actively HEIGHTENS your chance of your baby dying during the night."

      Seriously - co-sleeping RAISES the risk to the baby. While a "smart monitor" won't necessarily reduce risk, at the very least, it doesn't RAISE it, either. Following your "scientific" advice, though - that would actually harm babies.

      That's okay, in the scheme of things. There's far too many humans on the planet. A high infant mortality rate was one of Nature's more merciful ways of preventing this. It's much nicer than resource starvation -- the most gentle people will become cut-throats if they are desperate enough. The Illuminati with their Georgia Guidestones actually do have a good goal - no more than half a billion people on the planet. "Be ye not a cancer upon the earth" I think is how they put it.

      It would also appear that the collective human IQ is a constant. So the more the population expands, the dumber the average person becomes. That explains US politics, all of pop music, all Facebook users, and almost every trend.

    4. Re:Peace of mind and easier sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We have the Owlet and I think on the whole it's been a good purchase for us. At the price point of $250 it is definitely expensive, but the prices of these devices will come down.

      Owlet published their own survey with voluntary input about when the red alerts were triggered, note several cases where it may have saved a baby's life (granted it's their own report):

      http://www.owletcare.com/blog/red-notifications-report-for-2016/

      Some examples:
      * A mom who fell asleep while breastfeeding her baby and Owlet sounded a red notification and woke her up. She found her baby fell into a position that restricted her breathing.
      * One mom woke up to a red notification to find her baby’s hand over her face while sleeping.
      * A mom and dad woke up to a red notification from Owlet and found that her husband rolled over on top of the baby while the baby was sleeping in their bed.
      * One mom woke up to a red notification and found a blanket covering her baby’s face.

    5. Re:Peace of mind and easier sleep by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      * One mom woke up to a red notification to find her baby’s hand over her face while sleeping.
      * One mom woke up to a red notification and found a blanket covering her baby’s face.

      Sounds like Owlet needs to dial it down. You aren't going to asphyxiate an infant with it's hand - ever. It would be hard to asphyxiate an infant with a blanket unless you are wrapping it around its face.

      False positives for the marketing win!

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    6. Re:Peace of mind and easier sleep by Digicrat · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he meant co-sleep as in parents sleeping in the same room as the baby. Sleeping with the infant in a crib next to the parents bed is actually shown to be beneficial in a number of ways. In comparison, sleeping in the same bed with the baby is what you are referring to that poses a significant danger.

    7. Re:Peace of mind and easier sleep by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      there is some value for an anxious new parent in being able to fall asleep easier

      The technology's got this. I don't need to pay attention. I'll get an alarm when the baby stops breathing, it's all good. Now back to the TV.

      A small amount of anxiety is healthy. It keeps us cautious.

    8. Re:Peace of mind and easier sleep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO. No it doesn't, and given the importance here I'm not on a kick to stop this nonsense. This was said above & someone provided a nice helpful link showing that sleeping with a baby DECREASES the risk of death...here, read it, educate yourself & don't share propaganda from crib manufacturers again.

      http://www.askdrsears.com/topics/health-concerns/sleep-problems/sids-latest-research-how-sleeping-your-baby-safe

    9. Re:Peace of mind and easier sleep by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Maybe my bad for using a term that is sometimes used to mean putting the baby in the bed with mom and dad and a bunch of soft suffocating potential bedding, and maybe a giant dog to top it all off - but it's fun to watch the techno-wizards get defensive when their gadgets are challenged (BTW, I designed manufactured and sold these anti SIDS widgets in the 1990s, and ours WORKED, but were a bit of a pain in the ass to apply to the baby every night.)

      For the rational thinking in the room: why do you need a remote baby monitor? Who is forcing you to put your infant on the other side of the house? Is there any increased risk of SIDS by keeping the cradle next to mom and dad's bed? For infants at elevated risk of SIDS (siblings of SIDS, for instance), there is potentially a reason to have an electronic monitor and alarm (and for God's sake, if you're going to monitor breathing, do it right and use something that detects obstructive apnea, if such a thing is even marketed anymore - it's a brutal commercial landscape where the cheap crap squeezes out better products because of a marginal price difference.) If the baby monitor is for mom and/or dad's peace of mind, just try keeping your newborn in the bedroom with you until you're over that anxiety stage.

  7. They should shut up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should better shut up. First, you can't start early enough with surveillance, because you never know whether you are raising a jehadi fighter, second, these doctors have a known record of hurting children with vaccinations! Trump will put them into prison, where they belong.

    1. Re:They should shut up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMEN to that. For these "doctors" gayness is no illness. They refuse treatment of homosexuals to make them hetero again. How sinful of them.

  8. Can't hurt (well....) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An extra safety margin can't be a bad thing, as long as the parents utilizing such technology know its limitations. This kind of technology could help prevent suffocation, SIDS, cold & heat related injuries/death if used properly. I'm sure the issue that doctors have with it is that parents can be idiot savants when it comes to their kids. "The device beeped! Who cares that the baby is obviously doing fine, we have to get him/her to the emergency room!" Use some common sense, if it beeps check on your child too see if they're doing well. If it gives you too many false positives return it as defective.

  9. Sleep with the baby. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best thing a parent can do is sleep with the baby - don't worry, you won't roll over it. And take the money for all this pointless electronic shit and put it in his college fund.

    Look up limbic bonding and limbic system. Hearing a parent's heartbeat is an awesome way to keep baby asleep.

    This is a perfect example of where technology is useless and even detrimental.

    1. Re:Sleep with the baby. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh god no! You're such a pedophile how can you even.

      Burn the pervert!

    2. Re:Sleep with the baby. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best thing a parent can do is sleep with the baby - don't worry, you won't roll over it. And take the money for all this pointless electronic shit and put it in his college fund.

      As with the other responder, you're giving advice that will actually cause harm to babies. Co-sleeping, statistically, increases your risk of harm to the baby. So no, the best thing a parent can do is NOT "sleep with the baby" - the best thing a parent can do is spend time skin to skin with the baby while the parent is awake, then put the baby into a crib or bassinet to sleep when the parent is too tired to stay awake.

      "Sleeping with your baby" will increase the risk of harm to them. This is the perfect example of where armchair scientists are useless and even detrimental.

  10. "Mostly" Unnecessary by 31415926535897 · · Score: 1

    Look, I agree that these devices are mostly unnecessary, but mostly is the key word. If you have an infant that died of SIDS*, you would find absolutely no comfort in the fact that the doctor told you that you'd probably not need this monitor.

    Some parents do need to calm down and not rush their kids to the ER for every hangnail, and if your monitor alarms but your baby is fine, then be grateful, but don't freak out. There will be some children saved by this device, and those parents will be more than happy with every penny they spent on it.

    My kids are all past the age of needing to worry about this, but I've gone through a few heart-stopping moments with each of them. Honestly, I'd probably buy one, but an alarm wouldn't automatically send me to the hospital (I would call an ambulance, of course, if my child were unconscious and not breathing, and I have had to do that once).

    *Doctors say they don't know what causes SIDS, but I am almost positive that some (incredibly rare, very small percentage) children contort themselves into a position while sleeping that suffocates them. Not all of their biological processes are fully developed and their muscle tone is very poor, so if they get into a position where they can't breathe, there's a good chance they'll suffocate to death. And because everybody is asleep and the whole thing is silent, parents won't know until morning. This monitor would cure SIDS if my theory is right.

    1. Re:"Mostly" Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly, but this is the first article I've seen that cast it as 'mostly unneccesary' and not 'generally harmful'. The idea is that using these provides a false sense of security for parents, who don't hear a problem and thus think everything is alright (even though the baby has, oh, let's say, contorted themselves into a position while sleeping that suffocates them)

    2. Re:"Mostly" Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly, but this is the first article I've seen that cast it as 'mostly unneccesary' and not 'generally harmful'. The idea is that using these provides a false sense of security for parents, who don't hear a problem and thus think everything is alright (even though the baby has, oh, let's say, contorted themselves into a position while sleeping that suffocates them)

      Actually... these monitors mentioned in the article would tell you something like that, based on heart rate/breathing.
      Having an audio monitor also is only common sense. From TFA:

      The doctors spoke out after seeing babies being brought to A&E after smart-monitor false alarms

      I would be much much more concerned with the false negatives than the false positives - e.g. the unit NOT noticing that the baby has breathing problems.

  11. I Bought One by Thelasko · · Score: 1

    I purchased a Snuza Hero and used it on my two children. It's not connected to my network, it just sounds an alarm if it no longer detects breathing. My doctor warned me they are unnecessary, but I wanted the peace of mind. There were false alarms, but that was ok in my opinion.

    Network connectivity is a little extreme for something like this. All I want is something to tell me if my baby is alive or not. I'm not going to analyze blood oxygen levels or heart rate data.

    At the end of the day, I would do it again. I can live with a few false positives and it gave me some piece of mind.

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    1. Re:I Bought One by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      At the end of the day, I would do it again. I can live with a few false positives and it gave me some piece of mind.

      I should add, that I never brought any of my children to the emergency room due to one of these false alarms. I examined them myself. Basically, if they were breathing, they were fine.

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    2. Re:I Bought One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found the network connectivity of the Owlet useful when, for example, we leave the sock out in the morning and forget to put it back on the charger. After a few hours it will ping us that the battery is low :)

    3. Re:I Bought One by s122604 · · Score: 1

      you are a terrible person
      signed, all the wizened, yet paradoxically childless d-bags on slashdot

    4. Re:I Bought One by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      The battery on the Snuza was good for years. It's not rechargeable. If it was turned on and not attached to the child it would sound the alarm.

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    5. Re: I Bought One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't even know who you were responding to, but the post was great none the less.

    6. Re:I Bought One by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Years ago, I bought a rock that protected me from tiger attacks. Everyone told me this was a stupid thing to do, as there isn't a tiger within 1000 miles of where I live. But it gave me piece-of-mind, so I suppose it's okay.

  12. The wrong approach by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

    Medical science has largely stagnated in this country over the last few decades, due to the enormous amount of red tape and expense needed to bring medical technology to the market.

    Seriously: think back to all the articles we see here at Slashdot: 3-d printing skin, growing human organs in pigs, curing diabetes in mice, and so on. We've been seeing these articles for about 20 years, but nothing high-tech or disruptive has entered into common practice.

    It's gotten so bad that many people in the hacker community are making their own "mild" (my term) medical devices. Prosthetics by 3-d printer, home-built hearing aids, glasses that can be tuned and set by a non-professional... even some frighteningly potentially dangerous items such as electric brain stimulation devices.

    Check out Hackaday.io for a long list of these. There's actually a vibrant community of people doing interesting medical things "to themselves" or "based in a 3rd world country"(*).

    So now a bunch of doctors are getting bothered by parents who take the trouble to monitor their infants, and their solution is to have the FDA regulate the devices. Because making less bother for doctors is totally what the FDA is for. Assuming the device doesn't itself cause a medical problem, there's no reason the FDA should regulate it. There's not even any reason to regulate the accuracy of such a device (let the market, or industry standards compliance handle that aspect).

    "For most healthy babies there is not a role for home monitoring at all," said neonatologist Dr Elizabeth Foglia, one of the authors of the opinion piece published by the American Medical Association journal Jamanet.

    The "most healthy babies will do just fine" line is an appeal to historical evidence, where we *didn't* have this sort of information. It may very well be that historical monitoring could turn over predictable evidence of future problems such as SIDS.

    To take an extreme example, "washing hands" between child delivery was strongly opposed by the doctors of the time, probably using the same logic as these doctors are using today. In most normal cases, washing hands shouldn't matter.

    The FDA should focus on whether the device hurts patient, and leave everything else open.

    Anything else will make for further stagnation in the field.

    (*) I follow one project that aims to automate detecting TB in 3rd world countries. Completely ad-hoc, done by a handful of students in a SA community college.

    1. Re:The wrong approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Medical science has largely stagnated in this country over the last few decades, due to the enormous amount of red tape and expense needed to bring medical technology to the market.

      Red tape.... or safety?
      Medical devices have gotten a lot more complicated. You didn't need to worry about Wi-Fi security with physical stethoscopes & leaches.
      However, the expense to bring things to market it quite a valid point - but a lot of the expense is getting that certification/safety review.

    2. Re:The wrong approach by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 1

      So now a bunch of doctors are getting bothered by parents who take the trouble to monitor their infants, and their solution is to have the FDA regulate the devices. Because making less bother for doctors is totally what the FDA is for. Assuming the device doesn't itself cause a medical problem, there's no reason the FDA should regulate it. There's not even any reason to regulate the accuracy of such a device (let the market, or industry standards compliance handle that aspect).

      And here I thought that the main purpose of the FDA was keeping drug company profits healthy at the expense of the whole country ;-) The last thing we need is yet more stuff stuck in the limbo style hell that is FDA regulation. The FDA is at least party a scam, otherwise we would be able to import pharmacy prescriptions from Canada and such without them interfering.

    3. Re:The wrong approach by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      How about this line of reasoning - all of those articles, inventions and ideas just didn't pan out the way their originators hoped they would. It isn't the fault of the Democrats stuffing the FDA with red tape breathing zombies. It's not even Bush's fault.

      It is just the fact that we've pull off most of the low hanging fruit (clean water, sewers, vaccinations - sorry guys, but they work, basic surgery and some fairly sophisticated medicine). Making progress is harder these days.

      I bet you're still expecting that holographic storage to show up sometime this week.

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    4. Re:The wrong approach by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Don't blame the FDA for something that is entirely the fault of Congress. Entirely the fault of Congress. The FDA could approve pharmaceuticals from a dozen countries by signing agreements with their pharmaceutical overwatch departments.

      Those spineless, brainless slime molds that can't stand up to a mutant toupee are the problem.

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    5. Re: The wrong approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great post, both in regards to red tape as well as doctors themselves.

      I've become very frustrated with the medical profession in regards to my children. One of our conversations goes something along the lines of:

      Doctor: "So you should let me object your kid with this".

      Me: "Oh, okay, do you know efficacy rates for it? What was the difference in those that received it vs those that didn't"

      Doctor: "Well, I don't know that. But it's best to take it." (At this point I'm lucky if they pull out their phone and search for the answer).

      Me: "Oh, okay. Could you tell me what side effects there are?"

      Doctor: "Yeah, let's read it off the box".

      Me: "Oh, Okay. How thorough do you think this is? Is it possible some data was under-represented or missed?"

      Doctor: "Oh,no. They have a web site where people can report issues so I'm sure they got most of it."

      Me: "Oh, okay."

      So basically the doctor doesn't know dick about what they are recommending... to the point where basic questions that an idiot like myself could pull together are outside of the realm of their knowledge.

      If you want to stick shit in my kid, that's cool... I understand everybody does. But could you take 5 minutes to read up on it so that if a parent asks you there is something of value you can provide?

      Ugh.

    6. Re:The wrong approach by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      You forgot the flying cars we were promised.

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  13. Buy it or get black listed in GOP care. by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Buy it or get black listed in GOP care.

    And we will just them to black list people as well.

    1. Re:Buy it or get black listed in GOP care. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. 'GOP Care' only cares that the baby is born. After that moment, they really don't care.

  14. The point of putting the baby to sleep... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    I thought half the point of putting the baby to sleep was to get a few minutes/hours to yourself to recuperate. Unless your kid is deathly ill, who would want to strap an beeping/blooping health monitor to it? (Have you ever tried to sleep in a hospital?)

    1. Re:The point of putting the baby to sleep... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have an Owlet, we use it on my newborn. The device itself makes:

      1) A single quiet tone when you turn on the base station and it connects to the electronics in the sock to begin monitoring, along with a soft green ring that lights up on the base station;
      2) A single quiet tone when you plug the sock back into a USB cable in the base station to charge the device, along with a soft white ring that lights up on the base station;
      3) A loud low-budget rendition of the "Hush Little Baby" lullaby that plays when the base station loses connection with the sock or is getting no data back from the sock, along with a flashing yellow ring that lights up on the base station; If the sock slips off, or the baby goes out of range of the base station with the sock on, this happens;
      4) A loud, very jarring alarm that plays when SPO2 or Heart Rate fall below certain thresholds ( 80% SPO2, and/or 60 beats per minute), along with a flashing red ring that lights up on the base station. This is the "your baby may be dying" alert.

      If everything is working normally, the only thing that happens is the single "beep" when monitoring starts, and a soft, pulsing green light from the base station. There is no beeping blooping health monitor, unless the device loses connection, or an actual problem is found. It is not like having 37 different telemetry systems hooked up to you in a hospital room.

    2. Re:The point of putting the baby to sleep... by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      I thought half the point of putting the baby to sleep was to get a few minutes/hours to yourself to recuperate

      You think that, and then you have your first kid.

      And you find instead of getting that recuperation, you're obsessively worrying about SIDS, blankets, crib slat spacing, meteor strikes, velociraptor attacks, and a million other things you can't stop your brain from worrying about.

      Then after a few months, you realize it'll be OK and you calm down.

  15. It's a miracle we made it this far.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and all without these silly toys, designed to make money off concerned parents' worries.

    1. Re:It's a miracle we made it this far.... by backslashdot · · Score: 1

      Well a lot of people didn't for various reasons. Dumb luck isn't a great strategy.

  16. Are Fitbits medical devices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have parents who want to monitor their children and we have companies to want to make money and thus fill that market need. And then we have doctors telling the government to regulate these products as medical devices so that parents can't get them without medical cause.

    But how far should this go? Isn't a fitbit a medical device by this kind of definition? I can gather data about pulse, body temperature and breathing rate by observation and touch. So do I need to be a licensed medical professional to gather these data points?

    The bottom line: the government has no business regulating these kinds of devices. This kind of noninvasive data collection is not medicine. If people want devices that collect this kind of data for themselves and their children, the should be able to buy and use them.

    1. Re:Are Fitbits medical devices? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      The issue comes up when the device's purpose is to tell you to go to the doctor. Now!

      My fitbit tells me my pulse rate, body temperature, and breathing. That's fine. But it doesn't sound an alarm if it detects that I have stopped breathing or that my heart has stopped or that my body temperature is "too high" or "too low." It reports numbers and it's up to me to interpret them. I might end up getting some advice from a doctor about where is a good place for my pulse rate to be depending on how hard I'm exercising and the like, or I may just work from experience.

      But if a device is going to be offering a medical opinion--get thee to an ER post-haste--then it probably should have some checking to make sure that it's operating correctly. If my sleeping infrant's pulse rate goes from 75 to 0 in 1 second, it's probably more likely that the device has slipped than that my child's heart has suddenly stopped, so it should be able to either (a) detect that it has slipped--perhaps some some of accelerometer that went off before this or (b) that the pulse monitor is no longer receiving accurate readings.

      Yes, I know--all that paperwork is a nuisance. And, yes, doing that paperwork costs money which is passed on to the consumer in the form of higher prices. I mean, why should I have to pay $500 for a monitor for my at-risk child that cost the company $50 to build and $250 to get approved? And the answer is that without that approval process, the device would be only $25 to build, cost $250, and would often report errors which would cost all of us money because of trips to the ER.

  17. Do it your way. 50% infant mortality rate by raymorris · · Score: 1

    You are of course welcome to parent your own way.

    > like humans and pre-humans have done for literally millions of years right

    Up through the 16th century, about half of all children died before reaching 16 years of age. You mentioned "pre-humans": gorillas have an infant mortality rate of about 50%. Today, developer nations have infant mortality rates well under 1%.

    Unless you're cool with a 50-50 chance of killing your kid, "the way it was done for millions of years" is a TERRIBLE argument.

    In fact, it's an anti-American argument. Whatever we've started doing differently in the last couple hundred years has reduced infant mortality from 50% to 0.5%, so doing whatever people used to do is putting your kid's life at risk.

  18. Get that online profile started early! by Bugler412 · · Score: 1

    Just a gimmick, (like adult health trackers) to get you into their profiling system as early as possible. We'll have those targeted ads ready for you the first day the child uses the net!

  19. Damn you autocorrect. Anti-argument, not anti-Amer by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Wtf phone, "anti-American argument"? I said anti-argument!

    Maybe I should use the Preview feature.

    Anyway, "people did it this way until modern times" is used to sell parents on a bunch of really bad ideas. Whenever you hear that, it's wise to remember the second half of the sentence, "people used to do it THIS way - and half of them died". Now most people do it this other way, and don't die.

  20. First time parents.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..think they need to treat there home like it's an ICU.

  21. Re:Damn you autocorrect. Anti-argument, not anti-A by Aereus · · Score: 1

    That is a general statement that still isn't true for everything. Many "modern" people have babies by C-section and use formula instead of breastfeed, and both of those "modern" techniques have been found to be worse for a baby and should be avoided if at all possible.

  22. How is babby formed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how girl get pragnent?

  23. Another reason these are a bad idea: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Straight out of the womb, you're indoctrinating your child into Surveillance Culture. Additionally, since it uses a smartphone app, that means some corporation has access to biometric data about your child -- which probably means some government agency has it, also. Is that what you want, parents?

  24. Re: Damn you autocorrect. Anti-argument, not anti- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'd better stop it with your commie arguments Ray Morris.

  25. CDC and Academy of Pediatrics strongly disgaree by raymorris · · Score: 0

    The CDC and American Academy of Pediatrics cite numerous studies showing blankets increase the risk of death.

    https://www.cdc.gov/sids/paren...

    http://pediatrics.aappublicati...

    Quoting American Academy of Pediatrics:
    "It is important to note that a large percentage of infants who die of SIDS are found with their head covered by bedding. Therefore, no pillows, sheets, *blankets*, or any other items that could *obstruct infant breathing* or cause overheating should be in the bed."

    "Soft objects,19,20,55â"58 such as pillows and pillow-like toys, quilts, comforters, sheepskins, and loose bedding,4,7,59â"64 such as blankets and nonfitted sheets, can obstruct an infantâ(TM)s nose and mouth. An obstructed airway can pose a risk of suffocation, entrapment, or SIDS."

    AAP cites:
    Hauck FR, Herman SM, Donovan M, et al. Sleep environment and the risk of sudden infant death syndrome in an urban population: the Chicago Infant Mortality Study. Pediatrics. 2003;111(5 pt 2):1207â"1214pmid:12728140

    Fleming PJ, Blair PS, Bacon C, et al; Confidential Enquiry into Stillbirths and Deaths Regional Coordinators and Researchers. Environment of infants during sleep and risk of the sudden infant death syndrome: results of 1993-5 case-control study for confidential inquiry into stillbirths and deaths in infancy. BMJ. 1996;313(7051):191â"195pmid:8696193

    Brooke H, Gibson A, Tappin D, Brown H. Case-control study of sudden infant death syndrome in Scotland, 1992-5. BMJ. 1997;314(7093):1516â"1520pmid:9169398

    Kemp JS, Nelson VE, Thach BT. Physical properties of bedding that may increase risk of sudden infant death syndrome in prone-sleeping infants. Pediatr Res. 1994;36(1 pt 1):7â"11pmid:7936840

    Kemp JS, Livne M, White DK, Arfken CL. Softness and potential to cause rebreathing: differences in bedding used by infants at high and low risk for sudden infant death syndrome. J Pediatr. 1998;132(2):234â"239pmid:9506633

    And many more

  26. Ideal C-section rate is 19%, studies show by raymorris · · Score: 1

    A perfectly healthy mom, with a perfectly healthy, properly positioned baby, would be better off not having a C-section. Any of a number of complications make C-section safer than vaginal delivery.

    Countries with C-section rates below 7% have significantly higher mortality than countries with higher rates. This is probably because breech babies and other complications. Mortality rates continue to improve until C-sections account for about 19% of deliveries.

    Above 19% c-sections (here's looking at you, California), mortality rates increase. This is probably because such a high rate indicates c-sections are being performed when there is no medical reason to do so, with perfectly healthy moms and infants.

    There was a study about this in JAMA in 2015 if you'd like more details.

  27. Not a parent, eh? by raymorris · · Score: 1

    You think when a little baby is finally asleep the parents are going to *watch tv*? You don't have kids, do you?

    Little ones have to be fed every couple hours, meaning the parents have to get up and feed them every couple hours. When the baby finally falls asleep, most parents want to do one thing - go to sleep, for a couple hours until they have to get up again.

    1. Re:Not a parent, eh? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      When the baby finally falls asleep, most parents want to do one thing - go to sleep

      Wonderful thing a generalisation is. Do you also fall asleep at work? What about if the baby falls asleep in the back of a car, does the car suddenly swerve off the road and into a tree?

  28. Still useful to hackers! by antdude · · Score: 1

    To listen and annoy the babies with the hacked trackers. ;)

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  29. Obligatory xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  30. Yes by raymorris · · Score: 2

    >> When the baby finally falls asleep, most parents *WANT TO* do one thing - go to sleep

    > Do you also fall asleep at work?

    Several times when she was small, yes. Sometimes drooling on the keyboard, sometimes on the floor, with the pillow I brought to the office. Sometimes I took a vacation day to sleep during work hours.

    > What about if the baby falls asleep in the back of a car, does the car suddenly swerve off the road and into a tree?

    Rumble strips saved us more than once. Twice we unexpectedly woke up in the parked car, when we didn't make it out of the car after arriving at our destination. A few times we intentionally slept in the parking garage, because taking her out of the car might wake her up.

  31. Today's Parents by sudon't · · Score: 1

    "For most healthy babies there is not a role for home monitoring at all."

    Today's parents don't feel like they can ever take their eyes off of their children. The device gives these people a chance to sleep a little. And if catches that one-in-a-million Sudden Infant Death Syndrome case, so much the better. Plus, think of all the data being collected!

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