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Apple Sets a New Record For iPhone Sales (theverge.com)
Apple has reported strong financial results for the first quarter of 2017. According to CEO Tim Cook, the "holiday quarter results generated Apple's highest quarterly revenue ever, and broke multiple records along the way." The company took in $78.4 billion in revenue and sold 78 million iPhones. The Verge reports: Apple reported a profit of $17.8 billion, and said its earnings per share were boosted by the high demand for the larger models of its iPhones, which have higher margins. On the earnings call, Chief financial officer Luca Maestri said that customer satisfaction with iPads, and the new iPad pro, was very high. He predicted strong growth in that category. But the sales figures don't reflect that optimism, with unit sales and revenue from iPad both down around 20 percent year over year. With over a billion iOS devices active around the world, Apple has been able to shore up its flagging hardware sales growth with an increase in revenue from services to those devices. This includes money from Apple Pay, iCloud storage, Apple Music, and App Store sales. It was by far the fastest-growing segment of Apple's revenue this quarter, climbing 18 percent to $7.17 billion since the same period last year. Cook said Apple is aiming to double service revenue over the next four years. Maestri said Apple's App Store had double the revenue of Google's Play Store in 2016. Apple has more than $200 billion in cash parked overseas. Cook said on today's call that he was optimistic about tax reform in the U.S. happening this year, and that this might allow Apple to bring a lot of that money back home. "With our toe in the water, we're learning a lot about the original content business," Cook said, hinting at one way Apple might deploy all that capital.
I'm sure this has nothing at all to do with the Note 7 exploding... good luck making those numbers again.
Apple "jacks off" its fanboys as usual. The iPhone 8 will be completey portless, wireless for everything and will be a glass fondleslab.
According to slashdot, the iPhone 7 should have failed, just like the iPod.
Good now maybe they will pay their contractors more than 74 Dollars an hour. Cost of living is going up
**Life is too short to be serious**
You have it wrong. The idiots were With Her.
I thought everyone NEEDED a headphone jack and this OBVIOUSLY AWFUL change that EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HATES was going to DOOM APPLE.
Time marches ever forward. People use the headphones in the box. Apple sells a zillion phones. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
That $13.9bn that was "Tricky" shouldn't be too hard to find now should it?
You assume the geeks are right. History shows they usually don't have a fucking clue.
Good now maybe they will pay their contractors more than 74 Dollars an hour.
Where do you get that info from? There is no way Apple has a cap that low on contractors or they wouldn't have any willing to work for them.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
This article from MarketWatch talks about a 30-something who was going big or going broke betting on Apple's earnings. In his case he had been listening and posting to the Reddit forum dealing with stock trading. At one point in time he had amassed a small fortune but was reduced to a mere $240,000 which he was placing on his final bet that Apple would substantially miss its earnings and as a result, Apple's stock price would take a nosedive. He had bought options for such an event which would net him millions if the trade played out.
Fast forward to today's announcement and he's pretty much wiped out. Not totally since he was doing some other options trading to try and cover some of his bet, but on the whole, he lost it all.
It will be interesting to see what happens next.
Would be fucking awesome if everybody stuck to being snide about electronics/technology instead of politics. I'm really rather over it. I don't care who you voted for. I don't care who you think is racist or isn't. I want to know your opinion about Hardware and Software and that's all i really care to know about random people on a tech blog/forum whatever you choose to call it. The people like you are ruining what used to be a good site for tech information. Just so you can slide the door of your glass house open and throw rocks at your neighbor, who incidentally have at least some of the same interests as you. But you don't care because you want to call somebody else a moron for who they voted for. There are places you can go as ape-shit as you want on other political parties. Slashdot shouldn't be one of them!
Sometime soon, I swear.
The company is balanced on a tiny wire, with all its appeal based on fashion and the whims of teenagers, and soon it will trip over itself, and totally bungle it's designs and delivery, on such an epic scale that the whole business will collapse like a soufflé and the stock will tank and huge layoffs will happen and everyone will walk away. And that prediction of demise that I made fifteen years ago will be COMPLETELY ACCURATE. The fact that they've had the most profitable year of any company in recorded history is just another nail in the coffin; you'll see...
I'm sure this has nothing at all to do with the Note 7 exploding
Why would it? Maybe some small number moved to Apple as a result, but if someone had an Android phone is it not a lot more likely they would get another Android phone?
good luck making those numbers again.
Good luck would be making more next year. Making the same numbers is kind of blah.
Funny how Apple seems to have years and years and years of "luck".
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Time marches ever forward. People use the headphones in the box. Apple sells a zillion phones.
Ignorance marches ever forward. Millennials use shitty earbuds and don't care about sound quality. Apple confirms iLemmings number in the zillions. Fashion makes more money than function.
...without Matt Drudge showing them what's news, slashdot editors wouldn't know what stories to run more than half the time.
It's just like saying Brady wins another Super Bowl.
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All headphones are crappy, as is most digital music. So you are just as equally stupid and ignorant using Android with a headphone jack.
But it's funny that nearly every prognosticator here called it wrong, and Apple is not failing. Typical nerds.
The company is balanced on a tiny wire, with all its appeal based on fashion and the whims of teenagers
If that were true Apple would have come and gone, blown away by the whims of fashion as all who walk that write are.
Instead Apple is like a Turtle, a very determined Turtle - not on that wire, but moving forward on solid ground. Many claim the Turtle is slow or lacks fancy features but it always seems to get where it is going despite many attacks that bounce of its pretty shell.. for the strength of the turtle is not in the beauty of the shell, but in the relentless motion forward protected by many layers or hardened experience from those that would attempt to stop it.
You keep hoping, but the turtle keeps moving... you keep waiting for the turtle to fall, but where is it to fall from solid ground?
Meanwhile the turtle finds ever larger ponds to explore, each time you claiming the pond they have found will dry up... that may be true, but the Turtle Moves.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Apple has reported strong financial results for the first quarter of 2017.
It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
http://www.techinvestornews.co... A fool and his money...
You are of course quite right; the only thing dumber than a geek is a... non-geek.
So it's true, Apple has basically become a phone company. Mac dales down, iPad sales down, dropping routers, dropping monitors, I would say everything Apple is doing is iPhone motivated.
527040 minutes in a year.
78 million iphone 7's sold.
Couple suckers born every second.
Apple represents a mind virus like Microsoft. I see Apple as a predatory company, worse than Microsoft in alot of ways. They sort of represent an Ill in American society you don't see elsewhere. A drive to conformity, and closedminded-ness. They fleece their customer base, worse than Microsoft has over and over. They [should] be hit with Anti-trust and Anti-Monopoly suits. But with the irredeemably corrupt government in the US, it won't happen.
Best post ever
Say goodbye to your headphone jack. The other manufacturers will take this to mean nobody wants one.
I read somewhere that they were on track to make $3 billion just from Pokemon Go app store sales.
Beware of the Redittor who loans you a Sharpie.
[It would] be fucking awesome if everybody stuck to being snide about electronics/technology instead of politics.
You must be new here. You should prepare for several years of butthurt from all parties. Frankly, I'm looking to the poopflinging that a presidential impeachment will bring!
Anons need not reply. Questions end with a question mark.
no one cares what geeks think and the toys they worship. most people have a life outside of worshiping tech
$200 billion in cash parked overseas
If you wonder why we cannot find money to restore aging roads and bridges, you have an insight here. A good tax reform would be to make multinationals actually pay their taxes.
Apple had a 14 week Quarter as compared to a 13 week quarter and grew revenue 3.9%. So for a 7% longer period a 3.9% higher revenue looks like a drop . No wonder the profit dropped as 14 weeks means 7% more costs but only 3.9% more revenue so profit has to fall.
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Samsung isn't taking the phonejack out of their flagship phone. In fact, their courageous move was taking out the microSD slot on a previous model and they opted to put it back in.
Apple is a rather zealous operation and probably won't put the jack back in. But people will adopt workarounds like jacks in the case. Or will leave the cult and get an ordinary and less courageous phone from a company who bases feature set on demand, not on forcing $170 pods on fashion-conscious customers.
Nope. You're the idiot.
A Pratchett fan I see!
the last time i used jack connector was in the 80's of my walkman.
In my day we used to dreaaaaam of having a big gorilla tech company like Microsoft, whose demise we could foretell. We had to content ourselves with big oil, and big coal, and THAT'S if we were LUCKY. Most people had to hate on the auto industry. And those poor buggers were almost proven right!! You kids, with your tech hardware juggernauts and your defense contractors, you don't know easy you have it...
From the conference call Q&A:
"We had the benefit of a 14th week, but this was offset by several factors including less channel fill than last year and a one-time $548 million patent judgment receipt last year."
Why almost nobody here considers the recent Samsung failure as the main reason of this - recent - iPhone success? Headphones vs 3rd degree burns is an easy choice.
Slashdot, fix the reply notifications... You won't get away with it...
Instead Apple is like a Turtle, a very determined Turtle [...] the Turtle Moves.
Does this turtle move with FD 50 RT 90? It used to.
According to the BBC the iPhone 7 is only making up about 17% of iPhone sales. In other words 83% of people want one with a headphone jack.
What we need are US like-for-like sales numbers, showing US only sales compared to the iPhone 6S at the same time last year. For some reason those don't seem to have been released.
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Great now can they pay the €14bn taxes they owe the Irish Government?
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No ive been coming here off and on since about 03 or 04 but actually used to like it and spend time reading alot here. But ive noticed this bullshit is driving all of the good members away. and just attracting fucktards. Its sad to see. Social media ruined the internet.
That courage sure is looking good.
Those numbers are speculation, and you should probably be able to guess that they're bad or incomplete speculation by the ASP numbers that Apple released. I suspect that at best, the 17% number they cite is for iPhone 7 units and not iPhone 7 Plus.
Also, how would that stack up historically? Is that normal? 17% on its own is a useless number without context.
But it seems incredibly unlikely that Apple would be able to pull down such a monstrous profit by selling the older phones.
There should be a (-1, Thread Hijacking) mod. You know, for people who give a totally unrelated response to a top-posted thread in an attempt to get modded up, since not all modders read until the bottom.