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Genetically Modified Salmonella Destroys Cancer By Provoking An Immune Response, Study Finds (sandiegouniontribune.com)

schwit1 quotes a report from San Diego Union-Tribune: A genetically modified bacterium destroys tumors by provoking an immune response, according to a study published Wednesday. Using mice and cultures of human cancer cells, a South Korean-led scientific team demonstrated that Salmonella typhimurium engineered to make a foreign protein caused immune cells called macrophages and neutralizes to mobilize against the cancer. The bacterium came from an attenuated strain that has little infectious potential. Such strains have been tested as vaccines. The protein, called FlaB, is made by a gene in the estuarine bacterium Vibrio vulnificus, a close relative of the cholera bacterium, Vibrio cholerae. Tumors shrank below detectable levels in 11 out of 20 mice injected with the modified Salmonella, said the study, published in Science Translational Medicine. The engineered Salmonella provoke a sustained immune response, in addition to preventing the spread of a human colon cancer implanted in a mouse. The bacterium also were found to be nontoxic, multiplying almost exclusively inside tumors.

79 comments

  1. Hell yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Time to start smoking again!

    1. Re:Hell yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you read the story, so far it has only been tested in colon cancer.

      So, if you start smoking again, make sure you only stick it in your butt.

  2. GMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Genetically modified microscopic fish eat cancer but do they stop there?
    More at 11.

  3. Will we see the end of cancer? by Camembert · · Score: 5, Informative

    Having lost dear family members and friends to cancer variants, I follow such news items with interest.
    Yes, this above study was with mice, not yet a trial on humans. But even so I have the impression that significant breakthroughs are now being made regularly, and then there is Microsoft throwing machine learning at the problem, all of which leads me to wonder - will we soonish be able to cure all cancer? That would be truly a breakthrough for for society.
    Any insights from people in the field?

    1. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by sinij · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or end of humanity once modified genes jump to gut bacteria and we suddenly become hyper-allergic to benign stuff.

      I hope they figure out some kind of kill switch for modified organisms before doomsday happens.

    2. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 2

      So, you understand that genes don't just randomly jump, right? Just because something has been modified doesn't mean that it's gene will jump to another species and do something completely different than what it was designed to do.

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    3. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wasn't this the plot to I Am Legend ?

    4. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you understand that you have no basis on which to claim that they never do and the effects of this are not all known and limited in reach to what your mind has read about?

    5. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      Well, that was a very rigorous scientific rebuttal.

      NOT

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    6. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Quite a bit of our genome came from bacteria, viruses, and fungi-- genes that "jumped" to us.

      http://www.sciencemag.org/news...

      That said, I hope this new treatment comes to something in human trials. I went through two years of intensive chemo, and from that feel we are in the dark ages still wrt cancer treatment. We give people poison that destroys their bodies to cure them (more often buy a little time). It seems like a treatment contemporary to bloodletting and leeches.

    7. Re: Will we see the end of cancer? by batukhan · · Score: 1

      Well we're using CRISPR to do all this genetic hacking, and updating the CRISPR method all the time as well. You know CRISPR? The method viruses use to insert genes into the DNA of other cells

    8. Re: Will we see the end of cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agent Smith was right all along.

    9. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      So, you understand that genes don't just randomly jump, right?

      Wait, what?

      Just because something has been modified doesn't mean that it's gene will jump to another species and do something completely different than what it was designed to do.

      It also doesn't mean that it won't have deep and long-lasting effects at all.

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    10. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by DirkDaring · · Score: 2

      Never. Cures don't have a profit stream like treatments do.

    11. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So, you understand that genes don't just randomly jump, right?

      They literally do.

      Evolution isn't just parent->child inheritance. Genes can go "horizontally" as well. AKA from peer-to-peer regardless of relation.
      These things usually happen, FUNNILY ENOUGH, because of infections.
      The host body copies the genome to itself, or at least functional parts of it, so it can recreate antibodies to it if it is ever encountered again.
      These segments of DNA CAN and HAVE been reactivated plenty of times. (there's many historic virii segments that directly cause cancer, as a good example)

      Equally, we still have no clue how the gut immunology system works and how it influences our overall health.
      It was only just a decade ago most of science hated the concept, and a decade before that washed it off as pseudoscience.
      The deeper we look, the deeper the connections we find to overall health and well-being.
      A large number of the foods in the western world are destroying those connections, leading to MASSIVE increases in allergic reactions and chronic autoimmune issues.
      Whether it is aldehyde-rich foods like cheap-oil deep-fried foods, or high fructose diets shitting on blood sugar balance, or a simple lack of INFECTION in our foods, which our immune system depends on to function properly.

      The closer we look at things, the more we understand how LITTLE we actually understand!

    12. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Dr. Quackery, calling Dr. Quacker.. oh, there you are."

    13. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget competition. Treatments have better profit stream than cures - but it only take one to start peddling a cure and destroy the market for treatments. Who wants a 'treatment' if they can get a cure?

      Some late to the party small pharma company that can't get into the treatment market might go for a cure instead. Short term profits, make a name for themselves, and perhaps a Nobel prize.

      Or one of those government-funded research labs that don't have to think about other profit streams than a steady stream of articles in medical journals. Many countries have some of these.

    14. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      you need a big gun to shoot a small moving target you can't see. as they say, cancer is hard because it's a catch-all term for "some of your cells fucked up and are multiplying uncontrollably" and the hard part of that is that A. they're still 'your' cells, and B. it's for all values of 'cells', 'fucked up' and 'multiplying uncontrollably'

    15. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      Whether it is aldehyde-rich foods like cheap-oil deep-fried foods, or high fructose diets shitting on blood sugar balance, or a simple lack of INFECTION in our foods, which our immune system depends on to function properly.

      Well, let's consider where these things were in our diets before industry. Aldehydes are the basis of many plant fragrances which plants use to manipulate animals (and us) because scents can attract, repel, give pleasure, and have more subtle manipulative effects. Fructose is the only type of sugar in fruit. Plants have their own evolutionary "agenda" and most have evolved poisons, for example gluten is in grain because the seeds that sickened rodents with it survived without as many being eaten and thus had an evolutionary advantage. Plants are not intrinsically healthy for us and we are in a continual evolutionary war with them as they develop new poisons and we develop ways to cope with them. This is not to say that we do not eat too much fructose, we probably do, but it is no new thing to be blamed on industry. But you are ignoring the main reason that we have ill health as a population: because we live to unnaturally advanced ages. Your body was simply not designed to live this long and you would naturally have succumbed to injury or infection by around the age of 30.

      Then we get to "lack of infection in our foods". This one seems entirely from left field, we have no shortage of immune challenges. Clean food is very far from so clean that it eliminates them.

    16. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your body was simply not designed to live this long and you would naturally have succumbed to injury or infection by around the age of 30.

      You seem to not know how averages work. Yes, I know who you are.

      The old "everyone used to die by 30" is not what it seems. That's simply an average and this particular average is radically skewed at both ends. That is, lots of babies and very young died which is the reason the average is so low. However, if people made it past a young age then they generally lived what we would consider even today as a "normal" age of 60+.

    17. Re: Will we see the end of cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will the bacteria help us digest brains?

    18. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      The host body copies the genome to itself, or at least functional parts of it, so it can recreate antibodies to it if it is ever encountered again.

      This is categorically false, for the following reasons. 1) The host never intentionally incorporates viral or bacterial DNA into its own genome. Some viruses evolved the ability to make their genetic material integrate, but the host really doesn't want that to happen. 2) That's not how antibodies work. Antibodies and their selection is done by processing of foreign proteins and presenting them to B cells, some of which are very long-lived and which will multiply if their target is seen again. You don't need (or want) pathogen DNA for that.

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    19. Re: Will we see the end of cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually that isn't true. Sure you can't gouge the same person but other people will get sick.

    20. Re: Will we see the end of cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fairly sure that CRISPR was originally a bacteria's mechanism for viral defense, where surviving bacteria in a colony would insert a piece of viral DNA into its own genome such that it can recognize and fight back against future infections?

    21. Re:Will we see the end of cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution isn't just parent->child inheritance. Genes can go "horizontally" as well. AKA from peer-to-peer regardless of relation.

      I thought that only happened in the deep south though.. and sometimes in the Trump family tree.

    22. Re: Will we see the end of cancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      crispr is used by bacteria, not viruses, and bacteria don't insert anything into the dna of other species. you are completely 100% wrong.

      viruses do however insert themselves into another cell's dna, and if successful they kill the cell, which does not reproduce. so you're wrong on that count too. what we do have is a bunch of viral or other crap dna in our dna. how - I have no idea. I am not even aware of conclusive research on that fact.

      What the guy you're replying to said is wrong. You then replied with bullshit to counter his bullshit. That accomplishes the exact opposite of what you set out to do. It's like those anti-cigarette commercials that list all the bad chemicals in the cigarette, but fail to mention most of the shit they list is in the filter. Or when they reverse cause and effect and say that if you quit smoking you'll get a raise. There's no reason to resort to misinformation when the other guy is wrong. When you do that, you actually help the guy you're disagreeing with. It's how propaganda is usually done. ....faggot.

  4. cancer stops instantaneous death by turkeydance · · Score: 0

    cancer gives us more time. the Daily Mail says so.

  5. Another great announcement by solarmon · · Score: 1

    Does sound too good to be true. I'll wait for someone else to replicate the study before throwing my investment dollars at their soon-to-be-announced development company.

    1. Re:Another great announcement by skids · · Score: 1

      Yeah the replicability rate is so low the media might do us a favor by only reporting on successful replications.

    2. Re:Another great announcement by amiga3D · · Score: 2

      There have been plenty of people saved by these new types of treatments. One test at duke involved using Polio to kill cancer. It's actually been tested and found to work in many patients although not without problems. Researchers are onto it but it's only being used on test cases where ppl are terminal. Some ppl still die but otherwise all die.

    3. Re:Another great announcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Some ppl still die but otherwise all die."

      All do die.

    4. Re:Another great announcement by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      hmm....yes, eventually. No one's getting out of here alive.

  6. Isn't this the part where Will Smith comes in? by Spy+Handler · · Score: 2

    I thought I've heard this story before...

  7. GMO?!?!? by Daemonik · · Score: 3, Funny

    I only get infected by fair trade ORGANIC salmonella!

  8. Cue jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    about the surprising advantages of eating at certain chain restaurants

  9. Say NO to GMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was bad enough in plants. Anyone who eats GMO salmonella gets what they deserve.

    1. Re:Say NO to GMO by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It was bad enough in plants. Anyone who eats GMO salmonella gets what they deserve.

      This will also kill Luddites, by selecting them out of the population. Our cancers get treated while theirs don't.

    2. Re:Say NO to GMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, cancer is clearly the better option here. boy you're schmart. do you know to wipe from front to back?

    3. Re:Say NO to GMO by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      It was bad enough in plants. Anyone who eats GMO salmonella gets what they deserve.

      This will also kill Luddites, by selecting them out of the population. Our cancers get treated while theirs don't.

      You appear to have a few misconceptions about how selection works. Killing adults after they've raised their young isn't selection.

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    4. Re:Say NO to GMO by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Though the majority of cancers overall occur in old age, a lot of them also strike during reproductive years. Just look at all the cancers that home in on female plumbing.

    5. Re:Say NO to GMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though the majority of cancers overall occur in old age, a lot of them also strike during reproductive years. Just look at all the cancers that home in on female plumbing.

      Donald Trump being the perfect example.

    6. Re:Say NO to GMO by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      You ought to tweet that.

  10. And it's patentable! by thesjaakspoiler · · Score: 0

    instead of all those natural ingredients like baking soda, lemon juice and vinegar, which are nasty substances because they are not patentable. Who is BigPharma going to make money off baking soda if everyone can make it?

    1. Re:And it's patentable! by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Baking soda cures cancer? that's news to me.

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    2. Re:And it's patentable! by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Well, cross you off the 'scientist' list.

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    3. Re:And it's patentable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      you... you want people to start doing their own research? like set up a multi-billion dollar lab in their basement, study biochemistry for 20 years, etc? Or do you mean

      the research you're missing is on your sources. all you can do on hard things you don't know is to research how good your sources are, and pick the opinion of the best one and trust their expertise. your research is very poor.

      by the way, the flu vaccine is over 50% effective. souce: cdc, where hundreds of smart scientists with decades of experience each concur. you source: your yoga instructor who has a blog and wrote in it after watching a youtube video.

      here's an idea: when all the real scientists agree on something and 1% disagrees, that 1% may be wrong. but unless you're a scientist in that field yourself, you are too dumb to make that determination. you're just some loser that now thinks he knows string theory is bs because he read a 40 page book with pretty pictures and short words, but no numbers.

      actually, scratch that. stay the way you are. the dumber and more ridiculous others are in the world, the easier for me. big fish small pond and all. relative higher salary. hotter girls, more clowns to laugh at round.

    4. Re:And it's patentable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These folks with such beliefs are quite a drain on healthcare since they cannot be cured. It might be better to encourage them in their beliefs in order to keep them away and reduce costs.

    5. Re:And it's patentable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think big pharma gets rich off Flu shots!? What are other theories you came up with all on your own without checking actual facts? Oh, the 3% thing - yeah, it's 60%, sorry.

      Whatever research you are doing on your own, you are not very good. Why would others follow your example instead of using you as their personal clown?

    6. Re:And it's patentable! by PIBM · · Score: 1

      that recipe is a good way to clean a drain, if that. Trying to pull that one out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... ?

    7. Re:And it's patentable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure where you get your flu-vaccine efficacy rates from, but having looked at many of the studies on this, and the statistics available, 50% is a stretch. I think it is something more like 50% of the people that report to the hospital with flu-like symptoms have been vaccinated. There is almost no noticeable impact on the incidence of flu on vaccinated and unvaccinated samples. The only measurable impact of flu vaccine is fewer missed work days. Flu vaccine, unlike more traditional vaccines, does not prevent flu infection in an individual.

  11. Second sentence - huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm having trouble parsing the second sentence in the summary/quote. I guess the sentence means the following:

    The team demonstrated that if you engineer Salmonella typhimurium to make a foreign protein, then this Salmonella typhimurium (or maybe the protein?) causes immune cells called macrophages to mobilize against the cancer.

    Is that right? What about the "neutralizes"?

    1. Re: Second sentence - huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably was meant to say "macrophages and neutrophils." Another autocorrect error.

  12. Been waiting for this avenue to be explored by orpheus · · Score: 5, Informative

    BCG (Bacillus Calmette–Guérin, still a common base for TB vaccines today in many countries) has been a standard treatment for bladder cancer (specifically: non-muscle invasive bladder cancer) since the late 70s. As it was explained to me in medical school in the early 90s, before molecular biology was widely understood by physicians (at least not to my standards -- I was a molecular biologist before med school), it was a general stimulant of local immune response, but I always suspected it was something more specific.

    The idea of a specific immunological cross-reactions has been well known in medicine for maybe 80 years. "Rheumatic fever" caused by Group A ß-hemolytic streptococci often triggers heart/valve damage because antibodies produced in response to a bacterial protein often cross-react with a structural heart protein. In this example (once called "rheumatic" heart disease or valve damage), the effects are negative. I always thought deliberately targeted cross-reactions were an obvious path for treatment investigation, and was frustrated that it never seemed to be very actively pursued.

    In truth, it probably has been, many times. Some positive studies were likely published; others were equivocal or lack sufficient (statistical) power. Some failed.

    As a space enthusiast, I always say "space is hard". Biology is harder. Even I forget that, mostly because a molecular biologist's first reaction is to try to think of easy ways to explore/prove their latest idea (trying hard to ignore the fact that their "quick elegant" experiment will likely take years to bear compelling evidence, due to complications) -- and a physician? Well, even we forget the truth/depth of the aphorism "it's an art as much as a science".

    I'm hoping we'll be seeing a LOT more results along this line of inquiry in the coming decade, because I'm hoping we're finally ready to really explore it. We may not be, yet. Molecular simulations may not yet be at sufficient reliability, and the combinatorial math may yield too many permutations for empirical trials

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    1. Re:Been waiting for this avenue to be explored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Funny how bad things can be turned to good.

      demonstrated that Salmonella typhimurium engineered to make a foreign protein.... The protein, called FlaB,

      So it's not just bugs, but FlaB also turns out to be good for you.

  13. What attracts the bacteria to the tumors? by erice · · Score: 1

    TFA did not say, which is curious, because I would have thought that would be an important discovery. The body's occasional failure to distinguish cancer from non-cancer is pretty much the sole reason why cancer is even a problem.

    The article did say that this variety of salmonella prefers a low oxygen environment but doesn't explain if that environment was unique to tumours or if it was sufficient to attract the bacteria.

    1. Re:What attracts the bacteria to the tumors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check the references, these questions are outside the scope of the paper. The observed behavior of Salmonella to colonize tumors is presented in the intro.

      Typically, systemic infections of Salmonella colonize the liver and spleen. The strain used in this study was observed to be cleared from these organs 3 to 4 days post inoculation. This is consistent with work I have previously done on attenuated Salmonella.

      I would hazard a guess, that the Salmonella is not so much attracted to the tumor as the favorable growth conditions, discussed in the paper, and the reduced immune activity of the microenvironment in the tumor allowed the infection to persist after it was cleared elsewhere in the body. Ultimately, the tumors own immune privilege facilitates the mechanism for its demise.

  14. Re:Cancer as Metabolic Disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you be the same person who writes the text words of the summary?

    yeah, that guy a hundred years ago, 25 years before we knew what dna did, he really had it right. he didn't know what cancer actually was, since he didn't know what dna was, but he definitely had it right.

    you talking should not much friend. you make laugh for people on this site of america - it not for you. you stick with your own community - they think you smart - here you just clown.

  15. Immune response is not the mechanism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you click two layers deep you can read the scientific article. The "immune response" to the bacteria isn't mentioned in the abstract of the paper, because it is not relevant to the tumors shrinking. It might even be bad news for the anti-cancer mechanism.

    The "foreign protein" that was genetically added to the bacterium is FlaB, and FlaB (http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1574-695X.2009.00643.x/full paragraph 2 after the abstract) triggers the TLR5-mediated cell death pathway.

    They tested this bacterium in TLR5 (Toll-like receptor 5) negative tumors and found that the FlaB induced shrinkage of the tumors. The immune response to the bacterium was not the mechanism for the tumor shrinkage, the bacteria-produced FlaB proteing was.

    If slashdot wants to be "News for Nerds" they should do better than re-using the words from a gloss of a scientific article. If you click the link provided, you find a mainstream news article that emphasizes the immune response, implies the immune response is the mechanism, calls FlaB a "foreign protein" (which is true, but one of the least relevant details about it) and doesn't mention that this was only tried in TLR5-negative tumors.

  16. Slashdot, curing cancer since 1997! by Visarga · · Score: 2

    If I only had a penny for every time a cancer cure was posted on slashdot, I'd be rich. Eventually, one of them will be real.

    1. Re:Slashdot, curing cancer since 1997! by avandesande · · Score: 1

      If you added alternative battery and super capacitor technologies you would be wealthy...

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  17. This is either fake news or old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad. In either case it means that cancer patients will not see a benefit.

  18. Oh sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now suddenly FlaB is a GOOD thing. Up to now, most people seemed to HATE flab!

  19. Hollywood changed it by dbIII · · Score: 1

    SF movies typically tie into whatever tech is trendy at the time so seeing an echo in reality isn't that strange.
    In the novel it was from biological warfare but Hollywood changed it to a virus that was supposed to cure cancer in the 4th movie version. The screenplay writers did it because they heard about serious attempts to have a virus that cures cancer and chose it as the target for their rant against the modern world. Maybe they think we should just sit still and wait for the rapture instead of trying to cure cancer.

    The version called "The Omega Man" had the original biological warfare angle. I wish those damned dirty apes in Hollywood hadn't got their stinking paws on "I Am Legend" for the 4th movie version (third was direct to video but still a movie).

  20. Salmon by TimothyHollins · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that read that as genetically modified salmon destroys cancer? That would have been so much more awesome.

  21. BSE and Thalidomide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two non-genetic routes to genetically assigned features of biology.

    Interfere with the proteins and even the signalling mechanisms while cells are specialising and you lose the coherency needed to cause biological organisms to grow properly. Those growing features were *supposed* to be genetically defined, but, as with frogs and temperatures, the growth of the animal depends highly on what protein gets made when, and if you fuck with that, then you get a different organism from expected.

    Now, this is to people who already have cancer, and if this is going to kill them in three years, maybe it's worth taking the risk that some side effect will happen to someone with some genetic abormality or with someone with a high vegan or corn-fed-beef diet, or someone living in an area with granite (hence radon), or where malarial mozzies breed, or where the temperature is hotter or colder than the temperate middle, or...

    GMOs are like trying to fix the space shuttle by hitting it with a spanner.

    It might work, but you should try everything else first, and be out of other more feasible options first.

  22. Still no cure for cancer yet... by s_p_oneil · · Score: 1

    Still no cure for cancer yet...

    Oh, wait a minute. This isn't fark.com.

    I, for one, welcome our new genetically engineered microscopic overlords...

    There, I fixed it.

  23. Genetically modified organisms. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to be trusted.

  24. I know all those Minella brothers by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    and Sal---maybe he ain't so bad after all ;)

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  25. My fridge can cure cancer by TJHook3r · · Score: 1

    Having just had a clear out of my fridge, I'm now kicking myself at the number of cures for any number of maladies I may have inadvertently binned.

  26. McWinwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good news for McDonalds, which provides both the cancer and the salmonella.