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Should Burger King Be Prosecuted For Their Google Home-Triggering Ads? (washingtonpost.com)

Slashdot reader Lauren Weinstein thinks Burger King should be prosecuted for successfully running an alternate version of its advertisement to trigger Google Home devices again Wednesday: Someone -- or more likely a bunch of someones -- at Burger King and their advertising agency need to be arrested, tried, and spend some time in shackles and prison cells. They've likely been violating state and federal cybercrime laws with their obnoxious ad campaign... For example, the federal Computer Fraud and Abuse Act broadly prohibits anyone from accessing a computer without authorization... Burger King has instantly become the 'poster child' for mass, criminal abuse of these devices... It was a direct and voluntary violation of law.

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  1. /. won't either by turkeydance · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    again

    1. Re:/. won't either by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're looking at this the wrong way - you should see this as an opportunity. When you see an obvious dupe on Slashdot, your first response should be to submit a new, slightly tweaked version of the item.

      If we all work together, we can make it so Slashdot's front page is full of eight or nine copies of the same story!

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    2. Re:/. won't either by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's face it. From a marketing perspective, this is a huge success for BK. A relatively small number people were *actually* negatively affected, and I'd bet very few regular BK customers will actually STOP going there as a result. But for a single commercial, a huge number of people are now talking about BK and Whoppers. Even better, some people shift blame to Google for the insecurity of those voice interfaces. It's highly unlikely and negative legal consequences will come from this either.

      Whichever sociopathic marketing asshole came up with this ploy is probably getting a big raise this year.

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    3. Re:/. won't either by phayes · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A fitting response would be for Google to make sure that all OK Google + whopper requests forward on to results that BK dislikes: In-n-out, 5guys, Wendy's, etc. Tell everyone how BK always comes up short compared to their more palatable peers.

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    4. Re:/. won't either by rtb61 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, well that is OK the first time around, a big ole tee hee whoopsee but the silly fuckers went back for seconds, after they knew the outcome and Google's attempt to block it. So from neat advertising trick to multi-million dollar fine, value of the ad space stolen, serious money and Google will demostrate it is serious about security and junk food is shit food, as such junk food companies are shit food companies, so no empathy for those fuckers. Google makes a bunch of money and a junk food company get punished, so this round of marketing will be even more beneficial, just not for 'Hungry Jacks', this time round for Google and the criminal justice system ( a big ole example of how naughty it is to hack computer networks no matter how insecure or how you do it, simply not a opportunity for federal prosecutors to miss, esepcially if they land some of them with short custodial sentences, months not years and a really, really big fine, millions)

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    5. Re:/. won't either by mhkohne · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Google will demostrate it is serious about security

      Snerk. Sorry, but voice interfaces are a MASSIVE security hole (think tape recorder). There's really no way to completely secure the damn things. You could prevent this attack, but there's lots more where that came from.

      As long as Google thinks people want them (and, from the fact that people buy the things, I have to say it looks that way), Google will keep making them. The only way to clean up the mess is to point out the flaws to the point that people don't WANT an always-on voice command system. And the only way that happens is if people find it more annoying than helpful.

      So kudos to Burger King for forcibly pointing out that there's a big problem in a way that DOESN'T drain customer's bank accounts.

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    6. Re:/. won't either by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It would be funny, but then you're just playing BK's marketing game. There would be headlines AGAIN about Google doing that, which is just giving them more publicity. How many marketing campaigns end up with several Slashdot headlines (along with plenty of other big-name media outlets)?

      The worst thing that could have happened to BK is that this story was ignored. They way they figure it, the longer they can keep this in the news, the more successful their marketing campaign is. The faux anger will dissipate in fairly short order, but we're still all thinking about BK's Whoppers in the meantime.
         

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    7. Re:/. won't either by amxcoder · · Score: 1

      This is why you need to set a passphrase for authentication. Something like this should keep Google Home and Alexa from accidentally activating:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    8. Re:/. won't either by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      Companies prove every year that bad publicity is bad.

      Target is about to go under from bad publicity on the right.

      A whole State is losing billions of dollars from bad publicity on the left, though that should go back to normal now.

      It doesn't even matter who is mad, when people get pissed at your company, and your company relies on sales of cheap shit to the masses, or tourism, it hurts.

      What confused people in the past was cases where companies got what was actually good publicity, but society had some traditional hang-up that told people it was "bad." So then the company benefits, and some people get confused. Things like a spokesperson or executive having a sex scandal was seen as "bad publicity," but then it would actually help the company. Because it turns out, sex sells. Who knew?!

      This means they like to trick people. Do people trust them not to substitute ingredients? Deceptive ads don't only affect people who were tricked, everybody who believes that your ad was deceptive has had their view of your company altered.

    9. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, if I was google, I'd de-list burger king from google for a time for these shenanigans. Then I'd send them the bill times two for all the hours employees had to spend adding fixes and updates to filter out their nonsense, plus any estimate for loss of business. I wouldn't relist it till it was paid. Maybe that is slightly anti competitive, but people have no right to "hack" other peoples devices, and basically that is what this is, save in a really lame way without long term damage.

      Of course they also need to spend whatever resources to find solution to prevent the next arsehat. Maybe they need to effectively bulk listen to every program in real time, to quickly filter on at least the primary event, and any replays.

      Perhaps they can get a copy of the NSAs equipment? Maybe it can even just reprogram the keyword filters.

    10. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find I can only tolerate marketing and capitalism in general when it's at its most sociopathic. Having this amoral, easily exploitable system undergirding society yet artificially restraining yourself from taking full advantage of it for the sake of "corporate ethics" (read: finding and carefully walking the line between what will and won't piss off consumers and/or regulators) is somehow even more offensive.

      gg bk

    11. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /. is the only place i'm hearing about this google device, and these burger king commercials. glad neither are nhl sponsors.

    12. Re:/. won't either by sjames · · Score: 2

      Well, this IS the company that actually made a video game of an adult in a creepy king costume stalking children and making them eat unhealthy food.

    13. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So pray tell how is Burger King going to be punished for google's device being garbage? That's like saying a bicycle company would be punished because Uber's automated driving didn't detect it as a bicycle....

    14. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But your honor, the lock was just so EASY to pick!!!"

    15. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case, a pick wasn't even needed. Simply ask the door to open, and it does!

    16. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree - this is just another example of corporations thinking that their great idea is fool proof, without having invested in having fools work with it. It will continue to fail in many ways until somebody pulls their head out and actually starts to work on a secure user interface.

    17. Re:/. won't either by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 2

      "Google and the criminal justice system ( a big ole example of how naughty it is to hack computer networks no matter how insecure or how you do it, simply not a opportunity for federal prosecutors to miss, esepcially if they land some of them with short custodial sentences, months not years and a really, really big fine, millions"

      You seem to be confusing burger king, the corporation, with you or I or any other "individual 1337 h4xx0r". If "we" did this, we would be in jail for life. Corporations don't get put in jail. Corporations doing invasive marketing don't even generally pay fines. People accept this as another battle in the ad wars, and don't really see two corporations fighting as anything but spectacle of the elites.

      One would hope that people take away from this that voice interfaces are terribly insecure to leave running all the time. Or even better, that google has to come up with a better defence mechanism for its hardware.
        If its that easy to hack, its that easy to hack. No government can legislate away security flaws.

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    18. Re:/. won't either by phayes · · Score: 2

      Ask Benetton if there is no such thing as bad publicity. Their controversial ad campaigns from the 90's shocked and abused the trust of many resulting in my and so many others boycotting them and tossing the sweaters we had.

      They were oh so happy in the beginning -- "Look at all the free publicity!". Middle term it became "Hey guys, why are our sales tanking?" Long term was the closure of 90% of it's stores and a voluntary return to obscurity in order to not disappear completely.

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    19. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would that go back to normal NC still hasn't issued an appropriate repeal of the legislation. Things will go back to normal only when they actually repeal the bill.

    20. Re: /. won't either by ewanm89 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I wonder if anyone has figured just how malicious this actually is, it is insidiously so when we consider this deliberate repeat activations of what is a google search recorded against a users google account and feeds into the advertising interest algorithms for the advertising google's network serves. It is directly going to skew adverts to win win the advert buy auction on an interest score rather than a price per an advert.

    21. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Success?
      What are you smoking...?
      This is IMHO, akin to the UA Ceo's gaffes this week.

      I won't Fly United ever again not will I buy anything from Buger King (or their main competitor for that matter)
      BK were crass to the extreme. Some marketing/Ad agencey so called creative artist dreamed this up and thought it would be cool and hip.
      All it showed us was that Ad Agencies are stupid and more importantly how silly these IoT devices are in the real world.
      Anyone who has one deserves all the pain they get.

      So BK, the Ad Agency and Amazon were all found wanting here.
      BK and the Ad agency even more so for deliberately employing a work around to the blocks that Amazon put in place.
      They aren't some 10yr old's in their mom's basement having fun, they (thre Ad agency) were paid an awful lot of money for this prank.
      I hope that all their existing customers jump ship and they go out of business owing lots of money.

      This is a crapfest all round.

    22. Re: /. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Would it be illegal for me to drive around with a box on top of my car blasting out random TV remote control patterns? What if it is to change the TV to a channel that happens to be playing an infomercial, and I've been paid to do so? What if I'm just a bit of a prankster doing it to turn people's TVs on around 4am?

    23. Re:/. won't either by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I would just charge bk for advertising fee at high rate. Two can play at capitalist bastards.

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    24. Re: /. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Because special snowflakes deserve special rights, but straight white working class people deserve contempt. You are the reason Hilary lost.

    25. Re:/. won't either by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

      It's called the "Trump Effect". How better to get free publicity?

    26. Re:/. won't either by geekmux · · Score: 2

      ...The only way to clean up the mess is to point out the flaws to the point that people don't WANT an always-on voice command system. And the only way that happens is if people find it more annoying than helpful.

      People have always found passwords to be annoying. So much so that the "top 10 worst passwords" lists haven't really changed in decades. Yes, the same fucking stupid behavior of picking a shitty password has been passed on through generations of computer users. Identity theft on the rise because of it? Sure. People still don't give a shit.

      In short, there is no fixing this. People WANT insecurity. They WANT to be lazy. It's the entire fucking reason they paid good money for an always-on voice command system that has no need for an annoying password to sit in the privacy of their home.

    27. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Snerk. Sorry, but window interfaces are a MASSIVE security hole (think open holes). There's really no way to completely secure the damn things. You could prevent this attack, but there's lots more where that came from.

      As long as builders thinks people want them (and, from the fact that people buy the things, I have to say it looks that way), builders will keep making them. The only way to clean up the mess is to point out the flaws to the point that people don't WANT a gaping hole in their walls. And the only way that happens is if people find it more annoying than helpful.

      So kudos to your neighbourhood punks for forcibly pointing out that there's a big problem in a way that DOESN'T drain customer's bank accounts. /sarcasm

    28. Re: /. won't either by VikingNation · · Score: 1

      Are you joking?

    29. Re:/. won't either by bickerdyke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Shocked, ok. but how did they "abuse the trust"? What trust du you have (or do you need) to buy a plain sweater withthe only difference from other china produced mass market ware is a certain word?

      And for the return to obscurity.. That's what's happening to all mass market fashon brands. They start with an exclusive price tag and everyone wants a genuine "Foobar" shirt. Then profits are increased by becomming more and more "available" (both in number of stores and price) until everyone will buy them. And when the early adopters give the first pieces to welfare, the brand folds.

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    30. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's face it. From a marketing perspective, this is a huge success for BK. A relatively small number people were *actually* negatively affected, and I'd bet very few regular BK customers will actually STOP going there as a result.

      Who was *actually" negatively affected? HOW were they negatively affected? So their Google Home spit out the ingredients of a Whopper. Big fucking deal. There's no actual harm in that. At worst, it's a minor annoyance.

    31. Re:/. won't either by bickerdyke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But it would be really simple here: That activation phrase is already annoying enough. ("Hey Siry" rolls like something you'd normaly say to someone, but chanting some company name to get results back sounds more like arcane magic summoning a demon from mammon's hell..)

      Why not use individualized activation phrases?

      Give your "personal assistant" some personality! A name of it's own, randomly modulate the speech synthesis parameters a bit for each device, and BK would need to go "OK John, OK Helen, OK Majel, OK Eliza, OK HAL..." and the spot would be over without triggering any device

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    32. Re: /. won't either by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It is directly going to skew adverts to win win the advert buy auction on an interest score rather than a price per an advert.

      Uh no. It is indirectly going to etc etc. Google chooses to price adverts on specious means, nobody is forcing them to do so. Also, this will only make google advertising more expensive for Burger King, because Google will claim that their keywords are hotter, and therefore worth paying more for.

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    33. Re:/. won't either by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Target is about to go under from bad publicity on the right.

      Who told you they were about to go under, and why do you believe them? The million bigots who signed their petition aren't target shoppers, anyway. They're wal-mart shoppers.

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    34. Re:/. won't either by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      I went to BK yesterday to support them. They are doing a service to America by highlighting the stupidity of having one of these devices in your home. For God's sake, it has a default activation phrase, which is no different then a default password.

      Leaving aside every other privacy related reason to cringe at the thought of one of these in my home, this default activation phrase is a dumb idea.

    35. Re:/. won't either by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Way way way back when, in the dark times, there was this release of OS/2 Warp with Voice Recognition. You trained it to recognize your voice (the trigger phrase in about 30-60 seconds) This really worked, and personalized the VR to you, a person a bit. Note that back then, it wasn't meant as security but as a way of dealing with voice tone, intonation, dialects, etc of the particular person using the computer. But some immediate fallout was that it didn't necessarily recognize other people speaking the trigger phrase. It's 20 years later, surely VR pattern recognition has been improved and could significantly reduce these types of incidents.

      Of course, VR would need to be in the system...

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    36. Re:/. won't either by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      We're going to shop, shop, shop up a storm!

      We're under your bed at night! Shopping!

      Fear the shopper. Especially the Walmart shopper! Treat them with contempt.

      Because you're fucking afraid of them!

    37. Re: /. won't either by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      TV remote control patterns are infra-red light beams. You'd end up frying all the songbirds in the neighborhood, and blinding all the children.

      Yes, you would get into trouble.

    38. Re: /. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fake repeal was a cute facade, nothing more. As for "back to normal" heh, try again. Ask a hosting provider if the impact is real or over... It will be decades before that state is unfscked, if ever. As for me, a seasoned road warrior, Charlotte no longer exists. As for the BK clowns and their lame Cohorts in the scam, they are collectively almost as credible as a counterfeit (b)limpy sub.

    39. Re:/. won't either by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      We already ate a meal at Burger King specifically because of the attention this whole matter has brought to them.

      I like Burger King. They have far less of a slick corporate appearance and approach in how they do business. The local stands here are privately owned franchises. Their whole approach to publicity seems more down-to-earth and working class. They make a far better burger than McDonalds, so at a bar minimum, raising awareness of their company will cause me to steer towards them in the future.

    40. Re:/. won't either by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Because you're fucking afraid of them!

      Of course I am. Movies have been teaching me to fear the zombie apocalypse, and aside from being exceptionally well-lit, that's what Wal-Mart reminds me of.

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    41. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many people called Siri did you know before Apple came up with that trademark? I don't see anything more natural about calling your virtual buddy Siri vs Google or Echo.

    42. Re: /. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, why is Google listening to voices that aren't the owner's anyway? There's a hundred other ways this can go very bad and you the owner will never know about them.

    43. Re:/. won't either by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      The logical response for Google is to give a list of competitors products.

    44. Re:/. won't either by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Aye. One reason why I don't use voice interfaces. BK, evil as they are in so many ways, demonstrated only cleverness here.

    45. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Google could just release a temporary patch that when it gets asked "OK Google, Tell me about the Whopper"
      Google could be smart here and have crowd query blocking so if enough advertisers start to get stupid and Yell OK Google on their Ads and 50,000 people block that query google takes that data and simply ignores the query.

      Screw Burger King and their stupid ad, it's within Google's right to declare it spam since it's using Google resources to query the Whopper, and for that they have every right to block the query!

    46. Re:/. won't either by phayes · · Score: 1

      Some people (such as yourself) may be happy with shocking images like abortion results or blown off limbs from terrorist bombs being used to sell cookies but most people trust advertisers to not to use shocking images just to sell commercial product. People don't organize a boycott absent significant outrage.

      The fall of Benetton was clearly hastened by their poor choices in advertising. They had good product but the stigma of wearing it killed them long before the wheel of fashion would have moved on.

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    47. Re:/. won't either by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I know several Norwegians named Siri. It's a common name there.

    48. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Target is about to go under from bad publicity on the right.

      Who told you they were about to go under, and why do you believe them? The million bigots who signed their petition aren't target shoppers, anyway. They're wal-mart shoppers.

      Target's not doing well and has been since before that ill-considered publicity stunt--and yes, I do think they did it entirely as an effort to get socially-conscious shoppers to come in, forgetting that their labor practices caused that boat to have sailed already...and without them.

      I'd not precisely be surprised if Target started the ball rolling on the boycott, too.

    49. Re:/. won't either by Morganizer · · Score: 1

      Yes I have long thought the inability to customize the 'hello google' phrase to be ridiculous. The only explanation I cant think of is Google want us all to chant their catch phrase including their name. If on the other hand, they as part of the initial set up of assistant, you were prompted - even required - to set your own trigger phrase, then this ridiculous vulnerability would never had occurred. To me rather than prosecuting BK, they should be applauded for their creativeness. The app designers at Google should be red faced over their tunnel vision 'OK Google' thinking.

    50. Re:/. won't either by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I believe they should be Persecuted to the full extent of the law.

    51. Re: /. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you would mail them a bill for which they did not sign a contract with you? That's called mail fraud. Please do.

      Or can I bill you for that post, because reasons, too?

    52. Re: /. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows aren't holes in houses. They are gaps filled with wood/metal and glass, inevitable secured with a locking mechanism.

      Also, windows are not generally recognized as conventional entrances to a home, so unlike an open door, they are not viewed as an invitation to enter the home if open. The law will vary per state on this and trespassing still applies, but it is still not breaking and entering, just like an open door.

    53. Re:/. won't either by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Maybe the Burger King restaurants in your area operate differently, but in my area, it seems like every sandwich and side has been sitting around long enough to make it luke warm and barely palatable. Even slices of cheese do not melt. It is awful. The only chance at getting something hot and fresh is if you find a bunch of cars going through the drive through during the dinner rush or something and even then, you need to be at the tail end of it.

      It is a shame too. Because if you do get a fresh sandwich and fresh french fries or onion rings, they are quite good. IT is almost worth chancing it every once in a while when the lines for the neighboring restaurants are full and there are only a couple cars at the BK drive thru. (a side note, the Wendy's in my area seem to be like that too.) Everywhere else seems to get enough business to either keep the food in the warmers fresh or to be made to order or something.

      This stunt by BK- regardless of how stupid it seems, will not impact if or when I go to Burger King in the future. Other factors get in the way first.

    54. Re:/. won't either by endercase · · Score: 1

      They violated the TOS of Wikipedia. Here: https://www.theverge.com/2017/...

    55. Re: /. won't either by MemeRot · · Score: 1

      They just need to allow users to customize the trigger phrase. OK google comes up too often in conversation.

    56. Re: /. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are, if you break them, or open them. As for this functionality, it too is protected by a locking mechanism, nothing happens unless you utter a very specific phrase which practically have no use beyond locking up this functionality. Intent matters, kid.

      And who said anything about entering?

      Lastly, you are wrong, entering trough an unlocked door is still breaking and entering if you're not invited. As another poster pointed out, you're breaking the seal of the door, not the lock.

      Simple rule, kid. Don't mess with other peoples stuff. Don't enter their homes without permission, don't fuck with their computers or phones or whatever without permission. Either will get you into trouble, kid. No matter what you believe the result should be, because nobody gives a fuck about your opinion, and it carries no legal weight, kid.

    57. Re:/. won't either by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Trusting someone not to do something just because you don't want to is a bit.. naive.

      I don't want to be robbed either, but I never would trust a criminal not to rob me just because I don't want to be robbed. And likewise an advertiser wants your money. There is no base for trust in that.

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    58. Re: /. won't either by amxcoder · · Score: 1

      If I had to take a guess, the reason they don't WANT to open it up so the trigger word can be anything is two fold. The first reason is most likely, they want to keep the brand recognition and drill the brand into the users brain on a daily basis. When you have company over, or even by yourself, by using the specific "Alexa"/"OK Google"/"Hey Siri" phrases, it lets everyone around you that can here you know what brand you have, and also reinforces that brand in your own brain on a regular basis, so that you associate the smart home or assistant with that particular brand. ie: marketing psychology and all that...

      The second reason rides on the first, that they definitely do not want to you to be able to name it whatever you want, including the competitor's name. Amazon would not want you to call their assistant "Google" or "Siri". Google doesn't want you to call theirs "Alexa". And Apple, I'm sure, already has everyone using Siri brainwashed that the "Siri" name is the best name that could possibly ever be chosen for a digital assistant, and anything else is inferior. :)

      I hear that Alexa can let you pick out of 3 names now (changed since original launch), but that is still very limiting, and is an artificial limitation that doesn't make any other sense than for reason #1 I gave on why they don't allow custom keywords yet.

    59. Re:/. won't either by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If you find yourself near a newspaper, or an internet terminal, check the business news and you'll find out that the boycott as real. You're right that they're Wally World shoppers; since they stopped shopping at that other place across the street! They didn't simply sign a letter, or boycott in order to pressure the company to change, no, they stopped shopping there entirely.

      There is really no advantage that Target has over the other box stores, they're often even located near each other.

      And they might not actually go out of business, but they're certainly going to close a lot of stores, and they're probably going to be shopping for a buyer.

    60. Re:/. won't either by phayes · · Score: 1

      You appear to live in the land of the walking dead where you cannot trust the people around you to respect certain codes and morals.

      No limits, anything goes is not a recipe for success outside the zombie apocalypse.

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    61. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, as Scalzi suggested with the BrainPals in "Old Man's War," naming conventions such as "Asshole" or "Bitch" might be useful.

    62. Re:/. won't either by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      The food has improved at the one by me, and service. They also have a sad a mostly empty play area that is perfect for a 2 year old that might get run over in a fuller one.

    63. Re:/. won't either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor password security is a direct result of delusional fucknuggets forcing "minimums" which do nothing but make them hard to remember.

    64. Re:/. won't either by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Well I usually can trust people around me, but advertising has never had anything remotely trustworthy to it.

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    65. Re:/. won't either by phayes · · Score: 1

      Aaannd we're back to where you came in. The public (including me but not apparently you) trusted Benetton to not attempt to sell it's goods using shocking images. When they did so, pfft, no more trust with Benetton and shortly thereafter, pfft, no more Benetton. That Benetton hasn't disappeared completely may be related to those rare consumers such as yourself that would gladly buy cookies with graphical images of dismembered bodies on the package.

      Good luck with the zombies

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    66. Re:/. won't either by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Why should I buy Benneton based on any pictures?

      "Oh look at that high fructose syrup filled cereal. It has nice pictures, so I trust it to be healthy" Really?

      Ads lie! Sorry I have to break that to you, but putting ANY trust in ads is naive. Advertisers have their own agenda. Ever had and ever will.

      No idea who is the zombie now...

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    67. Re:/. won't either by phayes · · Score: 1

      Never said you were a zombie, just that you appear to think that you're surrounded by them, something that's reinforced when you show that you don't know how multi-billion dollar industries like advertising work. That may be due to your mistaken belief that you're more intelligent than those around you.

      Good luck with the zombies

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    68. Re:/. won't either by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      Ask Benetton...

      At first, I thought this was shorthand for Bennett Haselton.

  2. she's as stupid as google home then ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this device will soon fall to the wayside as google does other devices. if anything google is probably behind it to try and drum up business for this google glass part deux device.

  3. Wrong target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You may wish to consider alternate vendors for your ridiculously insecure voice-activated shit.

    FTFY.

    Maybe this time Google will address the root problem rather than sticking a band aid over the sucking chest wound that is their security practices?

    1. Re: Wrong target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, I applaud burger king for messing with them.

    2. Re:Wrong target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easiest way to stop it? Change your key word...

    3. Re:Wrong target by Megol · · Score: 1

      Should be trivial: fingerprint the question, if X searches are the same within a certain time limit then ignore it and add the fingerprint to a persistent database of phrases to ignore.

    4. Re: Wrong target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Siri knows your voice!

    5. Re: Wrong target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes definitely Google asking for it if some advertisers can game it so easily that it's insulting to nerds everywhere.

      It falls short of our nerdy expectations for Google and Google should probably let those clowns go.

    6. Re:Wrong target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just slapping a band-aid on the thing again.

      Are they going to fingerprint every "abuse" of the system (i.e. infinite possibilities - who is next? McDonalds? Starbucks?), or are they actually going to fix the underlying problem (i.e. that the voice activation is shockingly insecure and should at the absolute minimum demand a change of key phrase from "OK Google" to something user personalised).

    7. Re:Wrong target by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      "Hey Asshole" comes to mind. (Read Old Man's War to get the reference)

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    8. Re:Wrong target by omnichad · · Score: 2

      All commercials use heavy range compression to boost the relative loudness. Just detect that, a quality a real voice would never have, and then advertisers would have to at least make the ad quieter to bypass it.

  4. Support BK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm going to side with BK on this one. Nice troll of google. Again! With BK you can get a product that will feed you. With google you *are* the product. Not sure which product is the fattiest or greasiest of the two but there you have it.

    1. Re:Support BK! by cheesybagel · · Score: 2

      Same thing here. Stupid interface is just asking for trouble. But this does kind of remind me of the Captain Crunch episode.

    2. Re:Support BK! by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      With google you *are* the product.

      No, with google you're the service, they don't sell your data they only sell targeted ads.

      If you're going to pretend to care, at least pretend to know wtf is going on.

    3. Re:Support BK! by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Time for BK to launch the GoogolBurger

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    4. Re: Support BK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Uh, what planet are you from? You don't think google sells data? If a company want to know what people 30-35 years of age search for, you really don't think google will sell that info to them? Oh yeah, google sells that info and a whole lot more if you're buying.

    5. Re:Support BK! by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 2

      No, with google you're the service, they don't sell your data they only sell targeted ads.

      With Google, you've just an ant -- one of many. They're looking into their ant farm from the outside, occasionally dropping in pretty, shiny things and even making you pay for the privilege, either with real money or yet more information. And if they somehow happen to lose a few along the way, there's lots of others for replacements.

      They know where you've been, when and how often you go there, and a lot of what you're interested in (from gmail and browser web-bugs.) With Google Voice -- which I use -- they literally know who you call, how often you do and how long you talk. ChromeCast tells them what you watch and when. Google Home just gives them yet more data even faster. That they actually provide a service that people find useful is a necessary-evil selling-point.

      With all of the now-listed tracking info from MS, I'm now truly considering moving to some Linux/FreeBSD distro. (I'm giving SystemD a chance, but the first time it actively interferes with me repairing a damaged sever in some way, it's -- and any distros that use it -- are outta here.) Google at least tries to give me something useful for my data; Microsoft only gives me application windows in Windows, and THAT'S something I can replace.

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    6. Re:Support BK! by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I'd rather be in an ant farm than a mealworm farm! Service model wins again.

  5. Burger King did WHAT??! by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about!

    Give it to me straight... who does this affect - 4 or 5 people tops?

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    1. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those poor souls were forced to endure a Wikipedia entry! Oh the humanity!

      OK, that's my give a sh*t quota done for today. Next!

    2. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine there are a lot more people than that having Google Home and still watching TV commercials. I know that more tech savvy people are less likely to watch commercials - but still there are likely around 250,000 households with the potential (having a Google Home within earshot of a TV) to be affected. Of course since I fast forward commercials it won't be me. But the Google Home devices are pretty handy.

    3. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're missing the point. If Burger King legitimizes triggering digital assistants, then everybody can do it.Every ad is going to tell your devices to take you somewhere. The reputable giant global corporations will just do harmless things like send you a coupon or take you to their website. But imagine being on the wrong side of the internet, and suddenly an add pops up which commands "OK Google, show me some biracial gay midget porn!". Which is now on your official search history, easily viewable by the government, your ISP, credit card bureaus and your family.

    4. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell it again Bro ... smack the uber-sensitive snoflak byte-fazzats: christ-on-cross get a big-Mac and shaddap about BG hazing Alphabet snatching OK GOOGLE which phrase along with most corp-logo are thefts-of-the-commons!

    5. Re: Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should thank BK that they made you aware of the dangers involved in use a digital assistant.
      I'm sure dictators while make them compulsory very soon.

    6. Re: Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sexual preferences only affect your career if you want to work in Open Source Software, so it wouldn't matter if you had that in your search history.

    7. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by McGruber · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Give it to me straight... who does this affect - 4 or 5 people tops?

      No, this is a new attack on freedom of speech, so it affects everyone.

    8. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by dfghjk · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just as it should be. BK isn't "legitimizing triggering digital assistants", they are exposing serious flaws in poorly thought out technology. BK is not to be blamed but thanked; the people who would allow themselves to be exposed to such triggering and the companies that makes the shoddy products are the problem.

    9. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If Burger King legitimizes triggering digital assistants, then everybody can do it"

      Isn't this how Internet Explorer 6 got made?

    10. Re: Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O.M.G. Other companies couldnt have exploited this if that evil burger empire didn't run an ad?

      Is our education system really that bad?

    11. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only 2 people. Turns the other 3 people where just google testers.

    12. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck? So some phrases are now banded because Shit software is set to always listen. Blame the software. Google doesn't have a right to control what you fucking say out loud! BK did the public a service here. Don't have automatic voice shit set to always listen.

    13. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by geoskd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If Burger King legitimizes triggering digital assistants, then everybody can do it

      Everyone CAN do it. Laws don't stop criminals, so claiming that BK opened some pandoras box is just plain ignorant. The box was opened when Google (and Amazon and presumably many other wannabes) created these products without even the rudiments of a secure design. These products are defective by design, and its just lucky that it was brought to light in an innocuous way instead of some criminal or other making off with millions by way of a less harmless approach.

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    14. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by geoskd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the people who would allow themselves to be exposed to such triggering and the companies that makes the shoddy products are the problem.

      Its not even the original failure to create a secure system that is the most damning (although that is a cardinal sin in and of itself). It's the fact that Google crafted a "fix" that was so remarkably easy to exploit a second time that it showed just how little Google actually gives a shit about their customers data security.

      I still use Google for search because the alternative is Microsoft or Yahoo, but every day they make me inch closer to something else, anything else.

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    15. Re: Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Duckduckgo.com is actually becoming a hell of a thing.

    16. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give it to me straight... who does this affect - 4 or 5 people tops?

      You're right, but it affects way more people bottoms. That's more important to a lot of people.

    17. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every single person whose bandwidth was wasted without their consent was affected, if only a little.
      But stealing millions of nickels worth from everybody is still a lot of stealing.

      Is it okay to simply let them off?
      Maybe next time it'll be video-ads.

      Maybe next time after that they'll just charge the burgers straight to you. Who would that affect? 4 or 5 people tops?

    18. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't buy that Google shit.

    19. Re: Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They most certainly consented to google listening to everything.

      Are you really proposing that a certain group of people have their freedom of speech so severely destroyed that a phrase be prohibited.

    20. Re: Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconded... and easycrypt.co and similar services are adding nice wrappers around gmail and other webmail providers to enable non techs to use end-to-end encryption.. use Google's infrastructure, sidestep/deny them the email ad metrics snooping!

    21. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Z00L00K · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Next time it will be someone doing a 911 call or other DoS action.

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    22. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is such an easy fix though... force everyone to choose their own trigger word on setup. Done - digital assistants cant be reliably targeted anymore.

    23. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      A TV show recently caused Amazon Echo to order doll houses. The fun you could have ordering random shit for you friends.

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    24. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you got hacked by a sandwich maker, you suuuuck and deserve to have your device ridiculed.

    25. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      https://www.theregister.co.uk/...

      And an advert which caused the xbox to turn on and start playing titanfall!

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    26. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Gussington · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. If Burger King legitimizes triggering digital assistants, then everybody can do it.

      So turn it off. Seriously, who gives a fuck...

    27. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by geekmux · · Score: 2

      Just as it should be. BK isn't "legitimizing triggering digital assistants", they are exposing serious flaws in poorly thought out technology.

      You're missing the point. Because BK will likely not suffer any legal action against them for this stunt, they are in fact legitimizing the activity of triggering digital assistants. A lack of legal action or punishment can easily set a precedent.

      And they aren't exposing jack shit because no one cares.

      BK is not to be blamed but thanked; the people who would allow themselves to be exposed to such triggering and the companies that makes the shoddy products are the problem.

      Thanked? That's a laugh. Who gives a shit enough to thank them?

      As I said before, the people don't care about secure products, and haven't given a shit about security in a very long time. They still choose shitty passwords no matter how much we tell them about the consequences. They share their entire digital lives online for the world to see. They will gladly demand that an app be free in exchange for sharing everything they do with it.

      This product does not have a problem. It's working exactly the way the people want it to, and with no bothersome password.

      Because of this, nothing will change.

    28. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      The better for those who like to look at "biracial gay midget porn". Who are you to judge?

      Basically, I'm in support of anything that encourages people to toss voice activated computing.
      If I want to shout at electronics, I'd get a partial lobotomy and learn to enjoy sports television.

    29. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      You mean ex-friends....

    30. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      This product does not have a problem. It's working exactly the way the people want it to, and with no bothersome password.

      Because of this, nothing will change.

      Rant aside, I think things will change as soon as it hooks up to a bank account or the like. Alexa will likely already change. I don't know or care, but that's because I'd not ever have an always on listening device in my house that I don't completely control.

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    31. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. Because BK will likely not suffer any legal action against them for this stunt, they are in fact legitimizing the activity of triggering digital assistants. A lack of legal action or punishment can easily set a precedent.

      And they aren't exposing jack shit because no one cares.

      Well, if the controversy forces Google to release a firmware update for these things that turns them into USB Speakers, we will all be better off anyway.

      We all know Google will kill the devices eventually. That's just how Google rolls. Someone else, i.e Burger King, may as well get some practical use out of their poorly designed interface before they shut it down.

    32. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "You're missing the point. Because BK will likely not suffer any legal action against them for this stunt, they are in fact legitimizing the activity of triggering digital assistants. A lack of legal action or punishment can easily set a precedent."

      I haven't missed the point, the point is simply wrong. BK isn't "legitimizing" it because it is already legitimate. Digital assistants get triggered because they are designed to be triggered without regard to who or what triggers them. All BK has done is use the product in the manner intended.

      As for your claim that no one cares, your posts indicate otherwise. It may be true that nothing will change but that doesn't alter the underlying facts.

      Do you have any insight that might be remotely correct?

    33. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Turning it off, or not buying it in the first place, is a reasonable approach to the issue itself. However, those who propose an authoritarian solution to their own laziness and irresponsibility are a larger problem and one that we should "give a fuck" about.

    34. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >the people don't care about secure products
      >headlines and drama everywhere

      Only one of these can be true.

    35. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Throw the Google asshats in jail.

    36. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the point. If Burger King legitimizes triggering digital assistants, then everybody can do it.Every ad is going to tell your devices to take you somewhere. The reputable giant global corporations will just do harmless things like send you a coupon or take you to their website. But imagine being on the wrong side of the internet, and suddenly an add pops up which commands "OK Google, show me some biracial gay midget porn!". Which is now on your official search history, easily viewable by the government, your ISP, credit card bureaus and your family.

      What? I have never used my real name on the internet for anything ever. Last count I have 4 different identities and 10 E-Mails all fake but seen as legitimate from all corporations. One in fact gets credit card offers as it's 18 years old. Don't use your real identity ever!!! One exception is a sandboxed E-Mail for Banking and legit business (Taxes Medical etc.) NEVER give that out excep[t for legit business. Amazon thinks I'm someone else and I always pay as myself using secure credit card authentication. Person ordering doesn't need to be person paying.

    37. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

      You can set a voice PIN required for all purchases.

      They're toys. But toys are often fun to play with!

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    38. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alexa add "my product" to my shopping list

    39. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      All BK has done is use the product in the manner intended.

      Except that they deliberately went around Google's fix, establishing their intent to deliberately do things not wanted by the user.

      A long time ago, houses were often locked with locks with big keyholes, that would in the course of normal operation open when one of a very small number of skeleton keys was used. (Modern locks have a lot more variation in keying.) Since the lock would open in normal operation, then, by your reasoning, the burglar was using the product in the manner intended.

      Google didn't intend the product to be accessed by a television commercial. Presumably many, if not most, owners didn't intend that either. Technology isn't intent.

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    40. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Okay Google, search "How to build a bomb from household materials""

    41. Re:Burger King did WHAT??! by geekmux · · Score: 1

      >the people don't care about secure products >headlines and drama everywhere

      Only one of these can be true.

      Since when? People don't care about secure products (e.g. free apps and voice automation), and they eat up bullshit drama and hype (e.g. "reality" TV).

      Hell, even mainstream media has jumped all over the fake news bandwagon, because it's all the rage these days. Clicks mean more than facts now.

  6. Washington Compost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It from the Washington Compost, so who knows whats the truth.

  7. As far as I can tell.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lauren Weinstein seems to be the only one particularly enraged by this.

    1. Re: As far as I can tell.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lauren seriously needs to get a grip on reality if he thinks that jail time and shackles are appropriate punishments for a burger ad that triggers Google's spy equipment. There are real injustices in the world that are worthy of indignation, but Lauren's hyperbolic outrage over trivial first-world-problems (for those dumb enough to buy a Google Big Brother microphone to put in their homes and listen to their every conversation) is just plain silly.

    2. Re: As far as I can tell.. by dfghjk · · Score: 0

      I don't know who this @sshat authoritarian mental midge Lauren Weinsten is, other than possessing the prestigious title of "Slashdot reader", but BK should be given an award for their public service. I'm a Slashdot reader, too, Lauren, although I'm not proud to admit it.

    3. Re: As far as I can tell.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like telling someone to leave, and closing the door on them, so they come through the window. This is definitely a crime.

    4. Re: As far as I can tell.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's free speech. Google made a product triggered by speech, and now people complain that speech is being used to trigger it in a society that values free speech. If Google wanted to sanitize its inputs, it should have chosen any avenue of communication other than the one whose freedom is guaranteed by law and deeply rooted custom.

    5. Re: As far as I can tell.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Issuing a command verbally with the full and obvious intent to control a (lot of) computer(s) that you don't own is not speech, anymore than programming a virus is speech. Yes, you are free to type whatever words you like into a computer AS A MEANS OF COMMUNICATION.

    6. Re: As far as I can tell.. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Haven't people been at least indicted, if not sentenced, simply for accessing *public* HTTP-based APIs? Why should something intentionally exploiting what is clearly a *non-public* interface be treated less harshly than those people? Either one of those two needs to be changed or your justice system is hypocritical.

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    7. Re:As far as I can tell.. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I can see it as a mildly annoying practical joke. About as enraging as a rick-roll. She really should get over it.

    8. Re: As far as I can tell.. by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

      I agree. Any monitoring device inside your own home that is accessible by third party is just plain stupid. At least with the Smart TV the creative application of cyanoacrylate on the microphone and electrical tape on the camera does not render the device entirely useless.

    9. Re: As far as I can tell.. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Specifically, IIRC, someone noticed that the URL they were using to deal with a company on-line had what appeared to be an account number embedded in it, which from a security perspective is probably dumber than an always-on interface. The guy methodically went through account numbers. Technically, it was using the URL as designed. Legally, it was unauthorized access, and the methodical search showed intent.

      There are things that are illegal even with the victim being stupid and careless. If you leave your purse on a bench in a shopping mall while you find the ladies' room, it's still illegal for me to take it, and a prosecutor will happily go after me. We do not want the law to establish an unprotected class of stupid people who do not get the benefit of the law.

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  8. Why cant Google just reply with a MacDonalds plug? by gatkinso · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean, as long as we are all being dicks, why not have the bigger dick?

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  9. Some people think all publicity is good publicity by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2

    I'm not of that opinion. When a company is universally mocked on social media, I have trouble understanding how that is good for that company.

  10. LOL by MakersDirector · · Score: 0

    Google, calm down. Most of the world isn't aware you actually think, let alone have a semblance of emotion which is clearly coming out in funny ways with your reactions here to Burger King's actions.

    Levity. Taking a joke. Lighten up, Google, and smile. While you may be the butt of the joke, it's not aimed at you....

  11. Arrest the writers of Mr Robot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That fbi woman was using the phrase "Alexa" on tv, for the purpose of triggering an Amazon echo.

    1. Re: Arrest the writers of Mr Robot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had "hey Siri" activate on my phone when the news mentioned the war on Syria. I turn off that feature now as I don't want my phone listening to me.

  12. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAM (I am not a marketeer), but huge exposure like this makes increases brand awareness. In a few months, when they have a choice of Burger King vs "Burger Loco", they will likely go to the one they recognize, even if they did do that jerky thing, what was it again?

  13. Re:Why cant Google just reply with a MacDonalds pl by Megol · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or why not remove Burger King from their search engine? A milder version would be pushing up a warning page when searching for Burger King or any of their trademarks...

  14. Re:Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Megane · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apparently Burger King made a slight change to the article and resubmitted it.

    I don't really care as long as I keep getting those sheets of coupons.

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  15. Sue everything and everybody! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > And Slashdot reader Lauren Weinstein thinks Burger King should be prosecuted.

    Knock it off, Lauren. If we sue for dumb shit like this then the courts will be too tied up to handle lawsuits from helicopter parents whose little angels don't get to start on the JV football team.

  16. Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it'd be your TV thats accessing the device, so if you didnt give your TV permission to access your Google Home, you should sue your TV manufacturer. Who will then make the argument that they merely forwarded the content sent to them your chosen content provider, If you sue your content provider, theyll argue that you tuned to the channel, thereby giving implicit permission.

    The people getting bent out of shape are blaming the wrong people. Ultimately, two entities are at fault -

    #1 - Google. For building a device with no inherent security that anyone can activate (wouldn't be surprised if there was some small print in a EULA somewhere that mentions this)

    #2 - The person who deploys it without thinking about the consequences of installing a voice activated always listening device with no security restraints in their home.

    I'm betting that there will be an update to Google Home that allows (and strongly encourages) a change in activation phrase

    1. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the TV didn't turn on by itself. Someone played the TV. Besides, you would think something so insecure would at least have the user train their voice to the activation word, which should not have a default to begin with.

    2. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and technically it was the thief's lockpicks that opened your door.

    3. Re:Technically... by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      No, it was you, opening the door and inviting the thief into your home to stay the night.

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  17. Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely you realize by now that these google devices are listening in 100% of the time if this is a problem at all.

  18. Is Slashdot reader Lauren Weinstein retarded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This Slashdot reader thinks she should shut the fuck up and that her comments don't have any reason to appear in a summary.

  19. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except they haven't been mocked. Most people laugh and ask why would someone want a device that listens to everything in their home to begin with.

  20. Re:Why cant Google just reply with a MacDonalds pl by skirmish666 · · Score: 1

    Or send BK's corporate mail servers a few thousand emails from each Google Home device requesting they stop each time they hear the ad? I hope they'd take the hint if their advertisements start triggering corporate network problems.

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  21. "Hey Alexa..." by SJ · · Score: 1

    "Order me a widget..."

    You just know someone is going to try it. Put out a tv or radio ad, that tells every Echo out there to order a particular item, or at the very least, add it to a shopping cart.

    1. Re:"Hey Alexa..." by xlsior · · Score: 2

      Already been done --

      http://www.theverge.com/2017/1...

      "One recent instance occurred in Dallas, Texas earlier this week, when a six-year-old asked her family’s new Amazon Echo “can you play dollhouse with me and get me a dollhouse?” The device readily complied, ordering a KidKraft Sparkle mansion dollhouse,"
      ...
      "The story could have stopped there, had it not ended up on a local morning show on San Diego’s CW6 News. At the end of the story, Anchor Jim Patton remarked: “I love the little girl, saying ‘Alexa ordered me a dollhouse,’” According to CW6 News, Echo owners who were watching the broadcast found that the remark triggered orders on their own devices."

  22. Always listening, always spying by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    The people who designed these systems knew full well in an environment with widespread adoption there would be a wide range of incentives to intentionally exploit this using unauthenticated local and broadcast communications. This is only the beginning.

    I hope all those upset about burger king "hacking" their devices continue to enjoy their Surveillance Marketed As Revolutionary Technology devices.

    1. Re:Always listening, always spying by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Actually I bet it was written showed up j. Testing. I completely believe that they missed this type of error,

      For the simple fact the would have texted radio and other audio but not third parties saying such things.

      Never as five to malice when shear stupidity covers it. Of course it is why I don't use voice controls they have zero ability to identify people.pure audio doesn't work as you need to identify users and audio indentification is problematic even among people let alone visual.

      --
      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    2. Re: Always listening, always spying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sir! we have a system breach. put in the trace. already done sir. well who was it. burger king sir the king is at it again. all to battle stations!

  23. allow free choice of alert phrase. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly the devices need the ability to set the alerting phrases rather than use a standard one. If the devices could do emergency calls I would consider mayday for emergency calls, and some other unlikley to be used word for other uses (perhaps even a word in a different language). The current options including the one copied from startrek (computer) are insufficient although Rechner or other language original name for computer would also work )

  24. There's only one way to end this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Change the trigger so it sends the users to goatse and tell everyone it's a sub-audio channel exploit from BK.

  25. How the hell is this illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mad bro?

  26. So this is why they moved to Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Burger King doesn't give a shit because they moved their headquarters to Canada. What Canadian court is going to rule against a company that does something to annoy people in the USA?
    This is probably just the tip of the iceberg while Canada and its new minion, Burger King, begins a troll the USA campaign. Look forward to worse.

    1. Re:So this is why they moved to Canada by Imrik · · Score: 1

      Even if their headquarters are in Canada, if they do business in the US, they are subject to US law.

  27. How long before BK gets blacklisted by rs1n · · Score: 1

    Even if it is for a short time, I wonder if BK will get the hint if Google suddenly blacklists BK, or perhaps redirects all searches to a page explaining how BK is being a douche.

  28. Triggered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lmao, just stop. "And Slashdot reader Lauren Weinstein thinks Burger King should be prosecuted. "Someone -- or more likely a bunch of someones -- at Burger King and their advertising agency need to be arrested, tried, and spend some time in shackles and prison cells"

    1. Re:Triggered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oy vey! It's anudda Shoah, I tells ya! Anudda Shoah!

  29. There's a simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ones doing this, are people.
    And they will keep doing this, because it makes them money and there are no consequences whatsoever.

    Only when there are extremely severe consequences will there be people who think twice about all this.

  30. Hey Publicity by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Funny
    All publicity is good publicity, right? According to the assholes at BK., it is. To Wit:

    Dara Schopp, BK regards the ad as a success, as it has increased the brand's 'social conversation' on Twitter by some 300%," though he's not a fan of "reaching through your TV speakers and directly messing with your digital devices. You may wish to consider alternate vendors for your burger needs."

    All publicity is good publicity. Thus the thugs at United Airlines have just completed the most sucessful and money making PR campaign ever.

    Next on Burger Kings agenda - Murdering a reandom customer. Strangle that fucker in th efront of the store. That oughta get their Twitter feed, the undeniable measure of success, to go up by a million percent or so.

    --
    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    1. Re:Hey Publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're an idiot. you're a god damn idiot. you're almost literally too dumb to live. i assume you have someone following you around to remind you to breathe regularly? because anyone smart enough to remember to breathe wouldn't be calling burger king assholes for what is honestly a reasonably clever, and _entirely harmless_ prank. grow the fuck up and find something worth whining about. hint: taking issue with united airlines is headed in the right direction ... but don't fucking try to draw a parallel between a tech prank and what happened on that united flight. an 8 year old can see the clear difference. what the fuck is wrong with you that you can't?

      this sjw nutjob shit has to stop. we've got trump now thanks to morons like you; how much worse do you need to make things before you realize that _you_ are the fucking problem. please stop. no one likes you. liberal, conservative, etc -- all think your people are morons and need to stop breeding. honestly, if there was a god, i can pretty much guarantee even he would hate you. your stupidity is just fucking unforgivable and embarrassing. shit, i'm embarrassed for you.

    2. Re:Hey Publicity by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      All publicity is good publicity. Thus the thugs at United Airlines have just completed the most sucessful and money making PR campaign ever.

      You're missing the content of the social conversation. For United it is far more negative (actually absolutely negative) than it is for Burger King. Much of the "social conversation" for Burger King is actually that, proper conversation with people both for, and against what BK have recently done. This has been amazingly positive for BK.

      United don't have a social conversation. They have a public tar and feathering combined with a witch burning, with a desert of salting the grounds in the hope that their spirits aren't able to rise from the ashes.

    3. Re:Hey Publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Translation: Dara Schopp probably receives compensation proportional to some 'social conversation' Twitter metric (and likely majored in communications so they feel compelled to attempt to spin this as a victory for their employer).

    4. Re:Hey Publicity by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      you're an idiot.

      Ahh, the Saturday night alcohol fueled Slashdot ragecrowd. Your rant is almost as satisfying as a conversation, and way more funny.

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    5. Re:Hey Publicity by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      All publicity is good publicity. Thus the thugs at United Airlines have just completed the most sucessful and money making PR campaign ever.

      You're missing the content of the social conversation.

      Apparently a lot of people are missing the concept. It's up to you to educate them, I suppose, because I fear I'm too dumb to understand the subtle concepts that make this a win for Burger King. That's the problem, the smart people know and us dummies are just dummies.

      Its pretty obvious to some of us that the dumbass Google home is a device that is prone to attacks like this. And what a low hanging fruit of an attack it is. Just about a fatal flaw. But that doesn't mean that anyone is justified in exploiting the flaw. I'm not owning one ever.

      So you perhaps don't get that even though I and a bunch of others are stupid and wrong, we consider that Burger King is another player in the realm of black hat hackers, ransomeware writers, Nigerian scammers, three letter agencies covertly activating our webcams and other people thatget their kicks by fucking with us on the internet. Just like United Airlines enjoys assaulting people who have paid for tickets. Just because it can be done doesn't mean it should be done.

      And neither make either companies look very good.

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    6. Re:Hey Publicity by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Apparently a lot of people are missing the concept. It's up to you to educate them, I suppose, because I fear I'm too dumb to understand the subtle concepts that make this a win for Burger King.

      Okay simple marketing 101 for you:
      Brand names get remembered. Situations don't get remembered unless they invoke an extremely negative impact on the receiver. That's why they say there's no such thing as bad marketing. Well there is, but it's actually incredibly rare. The type of marketing that is bad marketing is the type which potentially invokes wide spread boycotting. For everything else, "Hey remember that burger place that was in the news in 2017? Yeah Burger King, something about advertising."

      So you perhaps don't get that even though I and a bunch of others are stupid and wrong, we consider that Burger King is another player in the realm of black hat hackers,

      You are neither stupid nor wrong, what you are is a subset of a population. Even the best marketing campaigns invoke a negative reaction from some portion of population. The thing that makes this marketing campaign so genius is that the people with the negative reaction are going to great lengths to educate others who generally don't care, why what was done is a bad thing. You are literally helping this marketing along by explaining to people why it's bad. They won't remember but they will remember the brand.

      And neither make either companies look very good.

      To summarise the general population's response:
      "Oh hahaha did you hear what Burger King did? Yeah. It was clever. Yeah but it wasn't good for privacy. Yeah but it was clever. "
      "OMG WTF United kicked a guy off a plane with such force that there was blood everywhere? Did you see that, I'm never flying them again!"

      Again Burger King may be viewed in bad light here, but if that were universal there wouldn't be anywhere near the amount of conversation or debate going on about it.

  31. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "universally mocked on social media, I have trouble understanding how that is good"

    Where have you been? Have you been on vacation on the Mars during 2016?

  32. Is it even illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not "hacking", they made use of a device's functionality to give a user a "better" experience. Even if it was just an Ad.
    Otherwise any random person on the street shouting "OK GOOGLE *insert random bullshit here*" would be arrested for "hacking" when it really isn't.
    If you complain about this, then maybe you should complain that google and others didn't implement any sort of voice recognition to prevent third parties(anyone but you) from activating it instead. Or blame yourself for not disabling that massive privacy blackhole.

  33. the king will not last 1 day in gen pop! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    the king will not last 1 day in gen pop!

  34. OK Google, what is a Lauren Weinstein? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lauren Weinsteins are short-legged, muscular quadrupedal marsupials that are native to Australia. They are about 1 m (40 in) in length with small, stubby tails. There are three extant species and they are all members of the family Vombatidae. They are adaptable and habitat tolerant, and are found in forested, mountainous, and heathland areas of south-eastern Australia, including Tasmania, as well as an isolated patch of about 300 ha (740 acres) in Epping Forest National Park[2] in central Queensland.

  35. No Siri, or Echo attack? by chromaexcursion · · Score: 2

    Interesting, I haven't heard of a similar attack on Siri, or Amazon Echo.
    is BK just trolling for the biggest fish, or is there something more?

    1. Re:No Siri, or Echo attack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The echo is easy because you just have characters on tv shows named something similar. At least with google, it's two words.

      What we need is the following:

      1. A way to set a completely custom wake word or phrase for our devices. This would stop the problem to some degree because you couldn't attack all devices, just people who are lazy about changing it.
      2. Make it illegal to do this if it's not already covered.
      3. Google and amazon need to work on their recognition software.

      I actually got a google home device recently because I was tired of the echo constantly going off in my family room whenever a character was named Alexa, alexi, or something similar. Worse yet, my wife has a coworker named Alexi so if she ever talked about him, it would trigger.

    2. Re:No Siri, or Echo attack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple has you "train" the iPhone to recognize your voice so presumably it would be more difficult for an ad to trigger everyone's Siri. That being said I've successfully triggered someone else's "Hey Siri" before so who knows how well that works.

      That being said the intended "Hey Siri" use case is someone talking directly into their phone and not listening to everyone in the room, so even if it didn't train to one voice for activation, it would still be less likely to trigger off a TV ad.

      Alexa almost certainly would trigger since there was the story a while back about a news reporter reporting on a kid accidentally ordering a doll house on her parent's Echo (he said "I love the little girl, saying 'Alexa ordered me a dollhouse.'") that managed to order doll houses on multiple people's Amazon Echos who were listening to the report.

  36. YES! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    In fact they should be put up for the death penalty and deported. in that order.

    Dear god, because it triggers a piece of toy tech the stupid people get all "PUNISH THEM!"

    Honestly, my fellow Americans all have turned into Low IQ whiney babies.

    --
    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    1. Re:YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not that it triggered it, it's that they went around something that was obviously meant to stop them from triggering it. It's like someone putting up a no trespassing sign but the trespassers come and trespass again. That shit will get you six months and a $5000 fine.

    2. Re:YES! by Rockoon · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's not that it triggered it, it's that they went around something that was obviously meant to stop them from triggering it.

      No, thats not what happened.


      You are confusing Googles targeted fingerprint "solution" with an attempt by Google to prevent advertisers from doing this, and you are confused in this way because you suck the Google cock and wont take a moment to think that maybe, just fucking maybe, that Google was at fault, is at fault, and will continue to be at fault so long as bullshit "fixes" are considered a "solution."

      --
      "His name was James Damore."
    3. Re:YES! by Orgasmatron · · Score: 1

      It embarrassed them - it stripped off the pretend mask of "cool" and let everyone see them as the idiots they are. Go back to the other thread on this and read the vitriol they sling. Who is it directed at? Or, rather, to which comments do they direct their hatred?

      --
      See that "Preview" button?
    4. Re:YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasn't aware i could put a no trespassing sign on my road then prosecute anyone trespassing it, i'm gonna be rich.

  37. You should sue Google instead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should sue Google instead for having made this insecure device....

    1. Re:You should sue Google instead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, BK ad is a PSA against this horrible, privacy-invading device.

  38. Should Burger King Be Prosecuted For Their Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No

  39. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    ...huge exposure like this makes increases brand awareness...

    Whether an increased brand awareness is good or bad is really determined by the quality of that brand awareness. iow, how is this increased awareness of the Burger King brand helping them? Is the mocking helping? How does the mocking bring more people into their stores.

    Is there another message that Burger King could attempt to deliver that would do far better for the Burger King franchise owners?

  40. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    ... huge exposure like this makes increases brand awareness. ... United Airlines.

  41. OK Lauren by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it should be all over the news. And the phrase that triggered Lauren Weinstein should be amply cited on TV and radio in a variety of contexts.

  42. yeah... ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Calm down captain autism, it's just an ad.

  43. Dump the law that covers this prank by evanh · · Score: 1

    Where I come from, laws that put people in prison for these sorts of pranks is known as Nanny-Statism. Such laws keep growing and festering.

    Eventually a popular uprising occurs and a nut-job is voted in to power ...

    1. Re:Dump the law that covers this prank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pranks committed on the entire population are not pranks. There is a cost associated with them that balloons to a massive scale when you inflict it on everyone.

      Give a million people a can of expanding snakes each, someone is going to have a heart attack. Give it to a hundred million people, and you have killed maybe 50 people and seriously harmed a hundred more.

  44. People versus corporations by knorthern+knight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Kevin Mitnick spent 5 years in jail https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... and Aaron Swartz was prosecuted/persecuted to the point that he committed suicide https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    Meanwhile, Sony pulls off their rootkit exploit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... and now Burger King with "OK, Google", and nobody goes to prison. The takeaway lesson for cybercriminals... don't do anything as an individual; instead, incorporate as a multinational, and have the corporation do the dirty work, without risk of anyone going to jail.

    --

    I'm not repeating myself
    I'm an X window user; I'm an ex-Windows user
    1. Re:People versus corporations by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      So, question, who exactly should go to jail for this? The actor who filmed the commercial? The CEO who probably hadn't even heard about the commercial before it went live? The marketer who came up with the idea?

      In all honesty, the most effective thing would probably be to fine the company a significant amount of cash, because that will hit the shareholders in the wallets.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    2. Re:People versus corporations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, question, who exactly should go to jail for this? The actor who filmed the commercial? The CEO who probably hadn't even heard about the commercial before it went live? The marketer who came up with the idea?

      Yes, yes, and yes. Conspiracy to commit computer fraud at the minimal. Hell, engaging in criminal activities as an organization could have RICO thrown at them.

      In all honesty, the most effective thing would probably be to fine the company a significant amount of cash, because that will hit the shareholders in the wallets.

      That explains why in 2017 Burger King never ran an ad...oh, wait. Yes, that's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Right up there with "we need to pay them a higher salary so they won't steal". You want to stop this short of shit from happening? Make it clear that the CEO and many other people will go to jail. You'd see the CEO of Burger King getting whiplash as he ran to the police to rat out the marketer and the actor.

      Any attempt to fine the company a "significant" amount of cash would have to be so large to endanger the company, which would be "bad" for the economy and hence would not be tolerated by Congress or the Administration. The same reason the CEO won't go to jail. Too big to fail. Creates "uncertainty" in the market. Other bullshit which is why the 2008 financial crisis resulted in virtually no prosecution. Like others have said, the first step to commit a crime is to incorporate. Once past that, the worst you're likely to get is a fine. Unless you keep doing it for years, keep paying the fines, and happen to be small enough. Anything else, and only bankruptcy will stop you...for a while.

    3. Re:People versus corporations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you go bankrupt enough times, people will stop trusting you with their money. What are you going to do at that point, go into politics?

    4. Re:People versus corporations by Gussington · · Score: 1

      and now Burger King with "OK, Google", and nobody goes to prison.

      So saying "Ok Google" should be an imprisonable offence now? You must be fun at parties....

    5. Re:People versus corporations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So saying "Ok Google" should be an imprisonable offence now? You must be fun at parties....

      Correction, saying "OK Google" into someone else's device without authorization is and has been for decades an imprisonable offence.

      Ideally the law that makes it an imprisonable offence should be changed or worst case revoked, but that's been tried many times over the last 30 years without success.

      So failing that, since it is the law, let's follow it consistently. Which to be fair is something we also don't have and has been a problem for much longer than just 30 years.

      But that would be why the parent poster made the comment they did, which went right over your head.

      Mitnick spent years in solitary confinement for being able to whistle. Of course not in the way the prosecutors claimed, nor to achieve the ends they claimed he could, but that clearly didn't matter in court.
      The very argument that he could potentially whistle two separate exact tones (DTMF) and the fabricated lie that he could launch nuclear missiles that way was worthy of years in prison and a part of that time being tortured in solitary confinement while not being allowed access to lawyers was an imprisonable offence.

      This case of "using sound" is clearly even more of a crime since BK actually did it and actually used a bunch of computers while doing it.
      If only being capable is worth years in prison, then wouldn't being capable and actually doing it be worth decades to centuries in prison?

    6. Re:People versus corporations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you go bankrupt enough times, people will stop trusting you with their money.

      And if you murder enough people, people will stop hanging around you. Perhaps we should, you know, stop you at the first murder we're aware of? Instead, we, as a society, seem to have adopted the policy of golden parachutes and transferring CEOs from one failing company--which on paper looks like great success since you fired everyone--to another company.

      What are you going to do at that point, go into politics?

      Worked for Trump.

    7. Re:People versus corporations by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Firing a gun is not an imprisonable offense where I live. Firing it at where someone else is is. Lots of things are perfectly legal in some circumstances and serious crimes in others.

      BK deliberately accessed other people's computers. When there was a fix in place to stop that commercial, they deliberately changed the commercial. That is intentional unauthorized access of computer systems.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    8. Re:People versus corporations by Gussington · · Score: 1

      BK deliberately accessed other people's computers. When there was a fix in place to stop that commercial, they deliberately changed the commercial. That is intentional unauthorized access of computer systems.

      As I said, you must be fun at parties....

  45. Id an idividual had done the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The FBI would be kicking down doors, so yes, prosecute them.

  46. Complete and total overreaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously? You people are the reason nobody can get along anymore.

  47. wtf? by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Put in shackles? Lauren Weinstein sounds like a real asshole.

    1. Re:wtf? by HanzoSpam · · Score: 1

      How much you want to bet she's on Google's payroll?

      --

      Progressivism: Parasites helping parasites to help themselves - to other people's stuff.
    2. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dunno but at least *he* has 378,959 followers on Google+ https://plus.google.com/+LaurenWeinstein
      ----
      Lauren is co-founder of PFIR - People For Internet Responsibility, co-founder and moderator of NNSquad - Network Neutrality Squad -- and founder of the PRIVACY Forum. He created the PRIVACY Forum in 1992, and has been involved with Internet and other technology issues for over 40 years, including at the first site on the ARPANET (the ancestor of the Internet), which was located at UCLA. Lauren is also the founder of the Global Coalition for Transparent Internet Performance - GCTIP.

      His focus is both policy and engineering issues related to the Internet, privacy, the interaction of technology with society, and a range of other areas..
      Lauren is widely quoted regarding such matters by newspaper, magazine, and other articles. He participates in numerous radio and television news programs, talk shows, and other venues where these important issues are under discussion.

      Lauren is a member of the ACM (Association for Computing Machinery) Committee on Computers and Public Policy, and has consulted to Google.

    3. Re: wtf? by Entrope · · Score: 1

      So, someone whose vocation is to bloviate and spew his opinion all over the place, and who was paid by Google, perhaps to do more of the same.

    4. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://lauren.vortex.com/
      HE was, a while back

  48. Random internet person claims.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone named Lauren Wisenheimer got you all spun up over a dubious claim of illegality.

    Congrats Slashdot editors, you've been pwned.

  49. Prosecuted? That's all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should be drawn and quartered as an example to the other megacorps.

    Oh and maybe fine the company as well.

  50. Without authorization? by Atmchicago · · Score: 2

    Maybe you shouldn't make your vocalized password the default "OK google." Yeah I know, first world problems...

    --

    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it dissolve.

    1. Re:Without authorization? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, you should make your vocalized password "the" and then you can sue a lot more advertisers under the federal Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.

    2. Re: Without authorization? by Entrope · · Score: 1

      Hi. My name is Warner Brandes. My voice is my passport. Verify me.

    3. Re:Without authorization? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, until I can make the "magic word" something secure, like "horse correct stable" (or whatever the heck it is), I don't want one.

      --
      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
  51. It's a good thing it happened. by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You're missing the point. If Burger King legitimizes triggering digital assistants, then everybody can do it.

    No, this is a good thing. The security hole is, and has always been, that the devices only recognize selected trigger words. This hole is due to poor design choices of the manufacturers, and they must step up to the plate to fix it or become liable for any and all consequences.

    My GPS in my car has a 100% programmable verbal trigger (I have used "yo, bitch" in the past... so as you can see, quite programmable) and it is almost a decade old. So there's zero question it can be done.

    The message is flat on the table now: Amazon, Google, Mycroft... everyone has to set up user-programmable trigger words as part of the install of the device / app. Otherwise this kind of thing, including truly hostile events, will be a regular consumer experience, and the manufacturers will be complicit.

    No manufacturer can argue they were ignorant of the risk now. Entirely a good thing. I look forward to them repairing this obvious malfeature.

    --
    I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    1. Re:It's a good thing it happened. by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      In the Kinect Hardware, there is a very lower power custom hardware circuit that only detects the phrase 'XBox On", and nothing else. I would guess other devices work in a similar fashion.

      This saves hardware and electrical costs when spread over millions of devices that are always 'on' by allowing them to be in a low-power state, yet still able to respond when triggered, without it people would be complaining about the constant waste of the power drain.

  52. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by CptLoRes · · Score: 1

    United is also getting a lot of public attention lately. Not sure how well it is working for them.

  53. SJW Meltdown, Super-Triggered Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Appropriate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Lauren, you're retarded. Let's play a game of hide-and-go-fuck-yourself.

  54. xkcd 1807 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll just leave this here:
    https://www.xkcd.com/1807/

  55. Media trolls by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

    Somebody's full of crap. In order to complete an order this way, after getting the Echo to understand what you want and confirming it verbally, you still need the 4-digit confirmation PIN number. That's a 1-in-10000 chance of getting right. If the parents let the kid hear the PIN number, that's on them. Not Amazon.

    It's just the news media trolling you, hyperventilating about a non-problem. Again. Still. As they will continue to do tomorrow, because you let them.

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    I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    1. Re:Media trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody's full of crap. In order to complete an order this way, after getting the Echo to understand what you want and confirming it verbally, you still need the 4-digit confirmation PIN number. That's a 1-in-10000 chance of getting right. If the parents let the kid hear the PIN number, that's on them. Not Amazon.

      Or a dollhouse was added to their shopping cart and was not noticed in their next order you autist. Not everything is numbers and hackery.

    2. Re:Media trolls by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Or a dollhouse was added to their shopping cart and was not noticed in their next order

      And again, this would be the parents fault. Not Amazon's. You press "order" without knowing WTF in is in your shopping cart -- it's right there in front of your face -- you're an idiot.

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      I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    3. Re:Media trolls by vux984 · · Score: 1

      you "press" order? In a voice activated system?

      child: Alexa... get me a dollhouse...
      Alexa: dollhouse added to cart! ...5 hours later...
      you: Alexa... order paper towels.
      Alexa: paper towels added added to cart!
      you: complete order. pin 1234.

      Alexa: Thanks for your order of paper towels and a dollhouse.

      you: wtf?

      Sure you could ask alexa to laboriously read your cart back to you... but nobody does. This is amazon... 1 click ordering. Nobody looks at their cart, or confirms there address, or even confirms their order.

    4. Re:Media trolls by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Nobody looks at their cart, or confirms there address, or even confirms their order.

      I do. Every time. If you don't, that's on you. Not on Amazon.

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    5. Re:Media trolls by Megane · · Score: 2

      Okay, "Alexa, sudo get me a dollhouse!"

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    6. Re:Media trolls by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

      Out-of-the-box, Alexa devices don't seem to *require* the PIN until you enable it.

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    7. Re:Media trolls by vux984 · · Score: 1

      "I do. Every time. If you don't, that's on you. Not on Amazon."

      When you place with an order on amazon via a browser? Or when you place it entirely with the Alexa voice assistant without even looking at a screen?

      I suspect you were talking about the former, and if you read my post, I was talking about the latter.

      People like you probably don't even use voice assistants like Alexa to place orders. I know I don't. But the people who do are the people who do use one-click ordering, and don't confirm their cart.

    8. Re:Media trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I do. Every time. If you don't, that's on you. Not on Amazon."

      When you place with an order on amazon via a browser? Or when you place it entirely with the Alexa voice assistant without even looking at a screen?

      I suspect you were talking about the former, and if you read my post, I was talking about the latter.

      People like you probably don't even use voice assistants like Alexa to place orders. I know I don't. But the people who do are the people who do use one-click ordering, and don't confirm their cart.

      ...so this is sort of an economic Darwinism? The only ones to suffer from using these tools are the ones stupid enough to use them in the first place?

      Yeah, I can see that. Okay, carry on, and I will continue to block / remove them from all systems I have access to.

  56. Lauren is a snowflake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Yes... because so many people were directly impacted with this advertising stunt?

    Real monetary loss via a television-home automation transaction:

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/05/health/amazon-alexa-dollhouse-trnd/index.html

    http://www.cw6sandiego.com/news-anchor-sets-off-alexa-devices-around-san-diego-ordering-unwanted-dollhouses/

    Federal cybercrime laws? You think our nation should spend time on this.. and not *real* cybercrime that directly impacts the wallet of U.S. citizens? This is incredibly laughable.. and likely tied to an r-tard in their mom's basement. There are real incidents of cybercrime that have monetary impact that this stupid but mostly innocent advertisement doesn't.

    Grow up Lauren.

    1. Re:Lauren is a snowflake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lauren is a vegan and so is xyr Google Assistant. Xe doesn't want xem learning about flame broiled beef, because that's murder. And don't even think about putting cheese on that burger; that's haram.

  57. Google should tweak the reply by jopsen · · Score: 1

    The ideal would be for google to tweak the reply so it becomes:
    Burger King Ad: "Okay Google: what is the whopper burger",
    Google Home: "The whooper burger is one of the leading causes of obesity, diabetes and cardiovascular diseases in the United States."

    A response that is objectively true, and not in Burger Kings interest.

    On topic, this is this actually illegal, but the severity is similar to that of an elementary school kid who installs scripts displaying a funny gif on the teachers computer while its attached to the projector.
    Neither is technically legal, but both falls under the category of "harmless prank". If repeated or taken to extremes a fine (or a trip the principals office is appropriate).
    Of all the corporate criminal activities we see this is a minor one, and one that warrants no more than a fine.

    1. Re:Google should tweak the reply by jopsen · · Score: 1

      Sorry, the formatting ran crazy, and I accidentally hit submit...

    2. Re:Google should tweak the reply by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      On topic, this is this actually illegal

      In this case seems nothing was "accessed" and nothing "protected" bypassed. There seems to be no criminal intent to defraud.. etc.

      Would be interested in hearing details about what law(s) were broken and what aspects make it illegal in your view.

    3. Re: Google should tweak the reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what happens if some one yells 'hey google "pick your poison"' in a crowded theater.

    4. Re: Google should tweak the reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know. But what happens when every AI has a different voice command? One for every word in the dictionary. We couldn't say anything at that point.

    5. Re:Google should tweak the reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The device was accessed. The device was protected from unauthorized use by the magic phrase, a protection which was bypassed by deliberately using that exact phrase with the intent of activating any devices which might "hear" it in order to display advertising from BK. The owner of the device was defrauded of battery time, bandwidth and eventual data volume charges and time lost to deal with the breach. Further charges could involve lost productivity and emotional distress.

    6. Re:Google should tweak the reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      accidentally hit submit, then accidentally entered the correct captcha, sure ok

    7. Re:Google should tweak the reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would be interested in hearing details about what law(s) were broken and what aspects make it illegal in your view.

      in the Uk unatherised access of a computer system without the permission of the owner.

      Plus if you trigger millions of devices remotely to access a server or service that is called a DDoS and is illegal.

      How is the ad making 1000's or more devices connect to a server at the same time any different from a criminal using a botnet to access a server with 1000's of clients at the same time.

    8. Re:Google should tweak the reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CFAA defines a "protected computer" as

      (B) which is used in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce or communication, including a computer located outside the United States that is used in a manner that affects interstate or foreign commerce or communication of the United States;

      https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1030

      And Merriam-Webster defines "access" as
      a : permission, liberty, or ability to enter, approach, or pass to and from a place or to approach or communicate with a person or thing

      https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/access

  58. In the miniority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I may be in the minority but I am GLAD that BK did this. The just showed how inherently insecure and stupid this always listening devices are.

    I also don't believe that they have done anything wrong ... they simple are putting words out there if there is a devices that responds to that, intention or not, it is not their fault.

  59. Lighten up, Francis... I mean Lauren by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Lauren, I have the feeling you're an over-coddled snowflake SJW that goes around looking for reasons to be offended. Seriously, just stop it, m'kay?

    Nobody is going to take you seriously if you go around acting so unreasonably all the time. In the legal world we have a standard called the "reasonable person" standard. The "reasonable person" is a hypothetical person who exercises average judgment and care, and who thinks as most people do, with reason and skill. SJWs like you are what we call "outliers" who are not used to compute the standard of a "reasonable person." We don't average you in because, quite frankly, you are not reasonable, do not want to be reasonable, and in fact seem to go out of your way to be unreasonable. This is why the societal and legal worlds do not take social justice warriors seriously.

    "Screaming," "crying," and "stamping your feet," are not methods of argument.

    1. Re:Lighten up, Francis... I mean Lauren by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      And do you know who always comes across as fake news reading, racist sexist, hate filled 'WASP's? People who use the term 'SJW'. This instant I hear this term I think sad misinformed person who can't tell the truth from fiction and can't partake in an argument without multiple fallacies, no point in interacting with them, time to move on.

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    2. Re:Lighten up, Francis... I mean Lauren by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh yes, the self-righteous SJW. Can't forget the healthy dose of self-righteousness...

      Actually, I am a black attorney who specializes in civil rights law. SJWs are a real problem for our movement because people like you accuse us of being in your camp, when we certainly are not.

      When you guys flood out onto Main St. USA with your signs and your kleenex and screaming and crying and proclaim that you're there in defense of the disadvantaged, oppressed, and downtrodden, the only thing you accomplish is making people who are ACTUALLY disadvantaged, oppressed, and downtrodden, look bad.

      And, it's always a bunch of hate-filled, pasty white WASPs from the local $60K/year liberal arts college who have never gone without anything for a day in their lives. Do you know how hard it is to fight against a wrongful conviction these days when juries sit down with this preconceived notion that every minority defendant is running around with a bunch of wealthy white liberals breaking windows and setting things on fire because they didn't get their way?

      Like I said, JUST STOP IT. You are throwing the civil rights movement right back to 1950's South Carolina.

    3. Re: Lighten up, Francis... I mean Lauren by Entrope · · Score: 1

      And do you know who always comes across as fake news reading, racist sexist, hate filled 'SJW's? People who use the term 'WASP'. This instant I hear this term I think sad misinformed person who can't tell the truth from fiction and can't partake in an argument without multiple fallacies, no point in interacting with them, time to move on.

    4. Re: Lighten up, Francis... I mean Lauren by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      Good job I wouldn't normally use that term then.

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    5. Re: Lighten up, Francis... I mean Lauren by Entrope · · Score: 1

      Says the person who spontaneously used it.

    6. Re: Lighten up, Francis... I mean Lauren by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted

      im not writing it again

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    7. Re: Lighten up, Francis... I mean Lauren by Entrope · · Score: 1

      I was going to write at length about throwing around insults that are totally disconnected from the position you are arguing, and how that just makes you look like an idiot who can't defend his own position, but...

      Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted

    8. Re: Lighten up, Francis... I mean Lauren by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      The difference between me and the original poster is I don't have this crazy blind hatred that anti-SJWs often seem to have. I was pointing out that they often seem to be various combinations of white supremicists, bigots and racists and sexists and even when they're not, they're often fueling the hatred of these hate filled prejudiced groups.

      I don't like prejudice, the only hatred I have is of fallacious arguments, lies and the twisting of the truth that comes from groups with vested interests such as industry lobbyists, 'think tanks' and the rest of the 'swamp dwellers'.

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  60. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    universally mocked on social media

    Oh, a circle jerk. They're always fun to join in on.

  61. Contact Lauren by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Nothing surreptitious here. He (stupidly) publishes this right on his "blog." (I use the term "blog" loosely. It's more like a website chock full of examples of a middle-aged SJW melting down)

    Nothing surreptitious here. He publishes this on his website:

    Contact information:
    Lauren Weinstein

    Tel: +1 (818) 225-2800

    Email: lauren@vortex.com

    Twitter: @laurenweinstein

    Google+: Lauren Weinstein

  62. Implicit Authorization Is Already Granted - Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you provide access to a computer resource without authentication and to anyone within ear shot, you have granted authorization. The people at fault are the fucking mentally retarded owners who install such shitty technology in their house and then complain when it's legally abused as intended.

    Fucking idiots.

  63. Should Burger King Be Prosecuted For Their Google by rickyslashdot · · Score: 1

    Hey, is there anybody out there as old as me, that remembers the Bill Gates' intro to voice controlled computing - - - when someone in the audience yelled out "Format see colon return" - and the computer did it - - - rofl.
    I never did find out what happened to the poor fool that scuppered BG's prime time demo.

    Just wait until someone figures out how to diddle the phones to switch to 'speaker-phone', and then proceed to totally trash the house's voice control network ! ! !

    cheers . . .

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  64. Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course they should. It would be a perfect stage to show off how dumb the CFAA is to luddites in government.

  65. April 20th International Leftwing Slap-off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Commies, socialists, progrards or antifa! If you see 'em, slap 'em! Help strike a blow for freedom and set a new global record for leftist butthurt!

  66. CFAA not supposed to be only for the poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Burger King is exploiting vulnerabilities in computer systems of americans to forcefully expend their metered monthly bandwidth. They are doing this on a grand scale, in a grand, "indirect" profiting scheme.

    Grand theft through hacking. The entire chain of command that authorized and deployed these changes needs to see the inside of a cell.

    1. Re:CFAA not supposed to be only for the poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, loser.

  67. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry. I'm sure google will get over it.

  68. No. Google should be for selling an insecure devic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. Google should be for selling an insecure device.

    This is 100% google's fail.

    Amazon's deally is also a 100% fail.

    Siri is 100% fail.

    Clearly, they didn't take "reasonable and customary" steps to properly secure the device from unauthorized use. Isn't that a felony?

  69. Talking Boonie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's definitely a case of build a better product. I'm reminded here of the case of the Talking Boonie, and battery powered talking plastic figurine that was given away with a slab of beer in Australia 10 years ago.
     
    It was triggered by specific tones hidden in broadcasts and was intended to provide funny commentary during cricket games. They didn't always work properly however and had batteries that lasted longer than was expected, so months down the track after the promotion had ended they were still triggering at unexpected times.
     
    Google 'Talking Boonie' for more.

  70. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Burger King is just trying to get some of the phat attention that United Airlines is getting... they are jealous children.

  71. Stupid is as stupid does... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you put an easily hacked IoT device in your home then see subject line above.

  72. Lauren Weinstein is a Retard by sexconker · · Score: 0

    Slashdot reader Lauren Weinstein thinks Burger King should be prosecuted for successfully running an alternate version of its advertisement to trigger Google Home devices again Wednesday:

    Lauren Weinstein is a retard. Good to know.

  73. Yes, not that it will ever happen. by Hans+Lehmann · · Score: 0

    These catch-all laws are frequently used to prosecute people that are not in favor with the current establishment, whomever they may be.
    I think that the CEO of Burger King, since he's paid so much to be the standard bearer for that corporation, should take full responsibility when they fuck up.
    It won't happen, of course; laws only exist to punish little people.

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  74. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's idea was it to sue a corporation for hacking devices?

    Are you stupid? Corporations in America don't get sued; they get bailed out.

  75. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being mocked on media got Trump elected to president.

  76. moar gulag now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, arrest 'em all! Prison is ALWAYS the best answer, no matter the question. Feed the Gulag!

  77. Re:Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it just doesn't matter.

    it was still funny as hell.

  78. If this were a person and not a multinational by waspleg · · Score: 2

    corporation, they'd have been arrested, and would currently be awaiting trial in jail with an outrageous bail set.

    So fuck Mitt Romney, corporations are not people, they're clearly better than that.

  79. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, running against Hillary Clinton got Trump elected.

  80. Re:Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lauren Weinstein, a whiny, weak-ass, entitled, irresponsible snowflake with no life.

  81. Re:Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you mean coupons that have increased in prices over the last couple years, to the point some of them are actually the MENU PRICE now? (e.g. 2 whopper meals $10. you don't need a fucking coupon for that.. the coupon price *used to be* $7.99, which was at least a marginal 'deal'). and then add the ever-shrinking 'junior' sized burger patties and the new paper-thin cheese slices (that are about half the actual cheese they used to be)... bk is bad.. the worst.. for scamming their customers. the only 'value' there right now is the 50 cent ice cream cones and $1.49 10 piece "chicken" nuggets... and no coupons needed for those, either.

  82. Re:Why cant Google just reply with a MacDonalds pl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are brilliant. If I ran a business, I would hire you this post alone.

  83. What a Goon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weinstein is a kvetching goon. Stop crying all you brittle goons and nerds.

  84. Fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I shouldn't be prosecuted for going into Burger Kings and shouting, "FIRE!" Freedom of speech. After all, I am really just trying to start a conversation about the dangers of fire, and if a few people are accidentally inconvenienced, that's their fault. No one forced them to listen to me, that's their choice.

  85. blech... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's not a single thing that BK could that would make me less interested in eating their "food".

  86. Big raise for assaulting a customer too? by jbn-o · · Score: 1

    If United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz still has his job maybe the same broken logic is operating there too. United recently assaulted a customer who didn't want to give up his seat.

    1. Re:Big raise for assaulting a customer too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > United recently assaulted a customer who didn't want to give up his seat.

      At that point, the passenger trespassing. United owns the aircraft, and told him to get off. And the police removed the man, not United's employees.

      So you don't get to play the "United assaulted a customer" card.

    2. Re: Big raise for assaulting a customer too? by Entrope · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nope. United's Contact of Carriage explicitly lists the conditions where they can remove a seated customer without consent, and none of those apply. They contacted away their right to declare the passenger as a trespasser.

      Moreover, the airport police were not acting within the scope of their police duties at the time. They were instead acting as agents of United, and as such, the principal (United) shares responsibilities for their actions.

    3. Re: Big raise for assaulting a customer too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are the first person I have seen or heard anywhere who has correctly analyzed both of those issues. Good job!

  87. let's take a step back here by Goldsmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What is authorized and un-authorized use? Has Google made any effort to limit use to only the owner, or have they optimized to allow use by anyone who can talk to the device? If there's no authentication, log-in, or physical controls, there's no permission needed to use the device. What does the owner need to do to keep other people from using the device? Turn it off.

    1. Re:let's take a step back here by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      They instituted an access control, blocking access from the first BK commercial. BK deliberately circumvented the access control.

      Legally, it doesn't matter how good the access control is. If you set up your computer to use a default account and not require a password, I'm still not authorized to use it.

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  88. The only person responsible for this is Google. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Expect to see any always active voice controlled device be hacked unless its keyed to a specific voice signature with some form of ACL tied to a specific voice print.

    As much as I hate advertising intruding into my life and do everything I can to stop it with filters on all my devices, this not the advertisers fault. Anyone who thinks the advertiser should be liable is clearly wrong.

    If anyone is to blame its Googles development team and the current tech development attitude of ship now and fix the bugs later. This is 100% a failure by Google to anticipate a use case like that and to incorporate security features that detect situations like that.

    The people who believe Burker King's advertisers are to blame and should be sued or held liable are looking at things entirely wrong and your attitude should be that the developers engineers made an extremely blatant oversight and released an immature product with what some are perceiving as an enormous flaw.

    Alexa is no different.

    Even if you add a marginal level of security based on a vocal fingerprint or signature, if its still 100% voice activated, there is nothing to stop someone from recording someone's voice, characterizing it, and then crafting anything they want to say using their voice's frequency signature, cadence, and speaking patterns and simply playing it back through a speaker. Voices have a very limited frequency range, if you expect security in a voice controlled app or device, its going to be no better than using a clothes pin for a lock.

  89. Dear Wikipedia or someone, by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Please deface and lock the Whopper page so when Alexa reads it out it's really obscene and/or embarrassing. Problem solved.

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    1. Re:Dear Wikipedia or someone, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wiki locked it very quickly because folks did exactly that. Good thought though.

  90. Proof your phone in not secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If a television advertisement can trigger your phone to act without your consent, perhaps the always listening assistant is truly not in your best interest.

  91. I appreciate the sentiment but... by Valkyre · · Score: 1

    I have a stack of PC Magazines back for ages at the top of my closet. On one of them, there is a caricature of Bill Gates as an octopus, fighting off attacks from fighter jets (the lead of which was Netscape) because Microsoft had the audacity to ship Internet Explorer as the default browser in their operating system. Let me repeat that: The fact that an operating system used it's influence to set the DEFAULT WEB BROWSER was front page news. And people were upset.

    And now....Microsoft has the stones to involuntarily change the operating system (and the license agreement) that it's users run on. What is the response? Sure there's outrage, but what are the real consequences to Microsoft? Maybe a class-action lawsuit at best for a few people? An apology for 'not being clear enough' about the upgrade process?

    If you really want to be serious about how much control people have over your systems, you need to be a little bit more vocal, and a little bit more upset than this. The fact that the 'Internet Outrage' only caused the ad agency to double-down should probably clue you in to the level of action you really need to take here.

    If you're not willing to defend against a company that is literally threatening your job security (I have clients with Windows 10 PCs), what threat are you to a fast food chain?

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    1. Re:I appreciate the sentiment but... by MedHead · · Score: 1

      Even at the time I didn’t understand why Microsoft got punished about setting a default browser. It was their operating system; of course they should be able to set something as default.

    2. Re:I appreciate the sentiment but... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It was an anticompetitive practice. It's legal to have a monopoly, but there's legal restrictions on how you can use it. There are things most people can do that a monopolist can't legally do.

      In this case, there was a competitive browser market, with Netscape and Microsoft as the main players, and Microsoft used its monopoly OS position to undercut Netscape.

      It makes sense when you've grokked the laws about monopolies and why they're there.

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  92. Ok Google, show me a picture of goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Beat that

  93. Re:Why cant Google just reply with a MacDonalds pl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's adorable that you think Burger King needs Google. Nobody searches Google for Burger King. Burger King is a household name that everybody already knows and that exists in practically every city in the world.

  94. Re:Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Z00L00K · · Score: 2

    I agree - BK exploited a hole in the system in a way that was reasonably annoying but pretty harmless. This just highlights the fact that voice control over computers is a crappy way since there's no way to truly identify that the person who do the command has the right to do it.

    It's about as secure as a MS-DOS system.

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  95. Re:Slashdot won't take a hint by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    Don't complain, go to https://slashdot.org/recent/ and vote instead.

    This is because people don't vote on new stories and downvote spam.

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  96. Re:Why cant Google just reply with a MacDonalds pl by larryjoe · · Score: 1

    Or why not remove Burger King from their search engine? A milder version would be pushing up a warning page when searching for Burger King or any of their trademarks...

    Hmm, you want Google to punish a paying customer (i.e., Burger King) to protect the rights of non-paying non-customers?

  97. Re:Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, no, no - someone triggered an asshole. That's what all the fuss is about.

  98. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like BK but those $1.49 nuggets are shameful.

  99. Purposely Operating Other People's Devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Throw them under the jail.

  100. If you're stupid enough...... by AbRASiON · · Score: 0

    To have a device in your home, 'listening' and you wonder why stuff like this happens, it's your own fault.
    Seriously, I have less than 0 sympathy.

    Burger King were if anything, ingenious. Enjoy that Whopper folks!
    (The burgers are better at Hungry Jacks,.....)

  101. No, Google should be prosecuted - by Ihlosi · · Score: 2
    No, Google should be prosecuted, or at least sued, for having their stuff respond to what's on TV or the radio.

    Burger King's Ad should be firmly covered by the first amendment.

    1. Re:No, Google should be prosecuted - by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      It's true. The Google Home device doesn't know who is saying the activation phrase. Anyone within ear (microphone) shot can trigger it. Therefore, Google needs to monitor the brain waves of all users in the room to determine if the activation was intentional or not.

    2. Re:No, Google should be prosecuted - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Voiceprinting is not hard, it is very old technology.

    3. Re:No, Google should be prosecuted - by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Therefore, Google needs to monitor the brain waves of all users in the room to determine if the activation was intentional or not.

      It may be hard to pick up any brain waves in a room that has a running TV set in it.

      Due to my landline being out of order, I chose to watch TV in the last few days, and I could basically feel my IQ points ticking away.

    4. Re:No, Google should be prosecuted - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the solution is to have the device actually know who is saying the activation phrase, perhaps like we humans do by recognizing who's voice it is?

    5. Re:No, Google should be prosecuted - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Bullshit. There actually is something called "intent". It's quite critical in a lot of cases when you separate what's a crime from what's not. I really don't think BK's intentions are open to discussion.

      They are assholes, and they deliberately abused other peoples equipment, repeatedly and deliberately, for their own gain.

      Lock 'em up.

    6. Re:No, Google should be prosecuted - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Burger King's Ad should be firmly covered by the first amendment.

      Incorrect. The first amendment only (and explicitly) limits Congress. It does not limit the authority of the Bill of Rights, which is a higher legal authority than Congress, indeed the highest law in the land.

      The right to not be subject to unwanted advertisement arises under the 9th Amendment (rights retained by the people), and the 10th Amendment (rights reserved to the people). It is a fundamental right in a free society, and a necessary component of both property rights and the right to privacy. No explicit legislation is required for this right to exist - and contract law (a lessor form of law, not part of the highest law in the land) is severely limited in the ability to take away this right.

      Not only does this right arise by itself in any rational society, it is also a consequence of another fundamental right, namely the right to ethical practice of law. Contradictions in the legal system inherently involve unethical practice of law. If we say that it is illegal to steal a portion of somebody's life for gain when that person is kidnapped and held for ransom, then we necessarily must ALSO hold that it is illegal to steal a portion of somebody's life for gain when doing so involves unwanted exposure to an advertisement - anything else would be a contradiction, and hence a violation of the right to ethical practice of law.

      At a minimum, the direct authority of the Bill of Rights is applicable: neither congress nor the state governments can write any law in such a fashion as to permit any entity - whether public or private - to infringe fundamental rights. As such, corporate law can not be structured in such a fashion as to permit people to hold executive positions in publicly held corporation when those people are responsible for the violation of fundamental rights, or allowing the continuing employment of other persons who are responsibly for such violations. Similarly, the people whose privacy and other rights were violated have a right to demand compensation from the individuals responsible for the violations.

      These are the minimum penalty, of course - others can apply to the extent that the action involved violation of other rights, or even laws passed by Congress that do not infringe freedom of speech, things like laws regarding unauthorized access to computers.

    7. Re:No, Google should be prosecuted - by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      No, BK should be sued for harming Google's trademark by using it in their ads, I think their use falls outside of 'fair'.

  102. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >When a company is universally mocked on social media, I have trouble understanding how that is good for that company.
    Your problem is believing that "universal" on social media means a majority, purality or even a minimally significant number of people. Could also be that your social media circle is comprised of a certain kind of person. It could be that those mocking still eat Burger King, or never ate at Burger King in the first place.

    I think this stunt was shrewd, funny, and exposed an important flaw in the google home device concept. I don't eat at Burger King, but if I did, I wouldn't stop eating there based on this news.

  103. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exploiting a hole in a computer system to gain unauthorized is also known as hacking, and is unquestionably illegal.

    "For the lulz" is not a good legal defense..

  104. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by saloomy · · Score: 0

    Besides, BK is exercising its first amendment right. The broadcasters probably have some clauses in their agreements too. This is a stupid idea. Just cause you don't like something someone is doing, doesn't mean you get a law to exercise your frustration.

  105. burger king has ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    never seen one execpt there sign at their store. thought they were more whatevers around type place.

  106. No, Burger King should not be prosecuted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You "buy" a thing that has certain capabilities. Someone figures out how to use those capabilities in a way that you do not like.The problem is YOU do not actually OWN the thing being exploited, the company that you "bought" it from does. Read your licensing agreement and terms of service. If you don't like it, quit using the thing. That is the recourse you agreed to. Again, read your licensing agreement and terms of service.
    Welcome to the Digital Age. You have chosen convenience over your rights. If you don't like that, quit doing it.

  107. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Hylandr · · Score: 1, Troll

    There was no exploitation, nor was there any unauthorized [access].

    The device is always on, with zero expectation of authentication to access. It can be argued that since there is no authentication required as well as it's design to listen with the implied consent by the owner that it will listen to anything that any command it is capable of hearing is authentic. A change to address automated access by advertising cannot account for access by any other means.

    The device also comes without any warranty implied or otherwise that it may or may not function as the owner intends and holds the developing party harmless.

    Not a Lawyer but even I understand TFA was written by some butt-hurt liberal scum having a tantrum.

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  108. I don't see the problem here... by baadfood · · Score: 1

    Burger King are basically nothing more than Black Hat hackers showing us the devices are insecure. Anyone stupid enough to have bought into this generation of voice activated devices deserves all the accidental or malicious triggering they get because the devices just have no attempt at security at all. I mean, I hope the gen 2 devices make some attempt to authenticate that its their owner issuing commands.

    Right now these devices are as secure as running routers or other iot devices with the default passwords.

    1. Re:I don't see the problem here... by cshark · · Score: 1

      If you're going to talk about litigation and prosecution though, what worried me is the precedent that prosecuting burger king for something like this would set.

      Sure, the devices could be more secure. I'll give you that.

      But, on the other than hand, who was actually hurt by this? Can you put a dollar amount on the damage that was caused by this?
      Did anyone lose their lives, their freedom, or their livelihoods over this incident?

      What if, rather than worrying about fast food companies doing novel things with technology that people might be mildly annoyed by, we put some serious thought into reforming the law that has taken the life and freedom away from thousands of people whose crimes were relatively nominal in terms of actual damage and cost incurred?

      We've been complaining about hacking laws for two decades now. How about using this incident, and similar incidents like it to bring some much needed reforms to something we can all agree is an absolutely terrible law?

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    2. Re:I don't see the problem here... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      How about we treat unauthorized access as unauthorized access, since it's much cleaner than trying to figure out what an intruder may have done? In this case, it's obvious what has been done, but that isn't the cause for all such access.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  109. Psss bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People should be thanking burger king to help secure your idiotic voluntary-home-spying devices. Freedom of speech b*tch

  110. Re:Why cant Google just reply with a MacDonalds pl by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    I mean, as long as we are all being dicks, why not have the bigger dick?

    Because being an annoying dick is different to being a monopoly abusing dick, and Google doing that would just result in a very lengthy court action.

  111. Re:Why cant Google just reply with a MacDonalds pl by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or why not remove Burger King from their search engine?

    Because it's legally an incredibly stupid thing to do for a company that states over and over again they are not abusing a monopoly position.

  112. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    I'm not of that opinion. When a company is universally mocked on social media, I have trouble understanding how that is good for that company.

    But they are not. You just think they are.

    Quite a lot of people are laughing this off.
    A few people are annoyed.
    Many people are pointing out how clever the idea was.
    A lot of others are pointing the blame at Google.

    Hell here on Slashdot there seems to be more praise for them than not. This isn't United beating up passengers and getting grilled for it. This is actual somewhat interesting and intelligent social conversation which mentions Burger King over and over again.

  113. Re:Why cant Google just reply with a MacDonalds pl by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

    Or why not remove Burger King from their search engine? A milder version would be pushing up a warning page when searching for Burger King or any of their trademarks...

    And the MPAA and RIAA would LOVE this because it means Google CAN do it, WILL do it, and are doing it for stupid reasons.

    Instead of having to "legally" prove a site is bad, why not have Google remove piracy sites for possibly having links? I mean, you removed Burger King because they embarrassed you, so why not remove these sites because no proper search engine should link to less than legitimate sites? And BK was for all intents, more legitimate.

    As much as Google wants to, they can't, lest they get a flood of requests to ban all sorts of things "because you proven you can, and will do it for the silliest of reasons".

  114. You can't say F**K on the radio. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (h/t Eric Idle).

  115. Doesn't matter if the door was open. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if once you're told to leave you remain or come back, that's called trespass. And the police can forcibly evict you and even jail you. In Texas they can kill you.

    1. Re:Doesn't matter if the door was open. by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      Who was told to leave?

      Google just went passive aggressive and treated it like a challenge.

      They're rocking back in forth in their chair now and moaning with rage.

  116. Should be open season on the Wikipedia page by BeCre8iv · · Score: 1

    Let the fun begin

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  117. Re:Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No no no, a shitstain triggered an asshole, so other shitstains are giggling at the asshole.

  118. So BK is a criminal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fair enough. Jail the fuckers. No need to jail the corporation, jail every single employee. For a day up to a year, based on salary and rank.

  119. Actally yes. by nospam007 · · Score: 0

    They manipulated my 'computer' from far way through sound waves to do their bidding, on purpose, repeatedly.

    If that's not hacking a computer, then I don't know.

    1. Re:Actally yes. by vux984 · · Score: 2

      "They manipulated my 'computer' from far way through sound waves to do their bidding, on purpose, repeatedly."

      When you turn your computer on, and navigate to a webpage, the remote computer, through the internet sends files to your PC that manipulates what is displayed on your computer to show you what it wants to show you. Are they hacking your computer?

      What if they send you video file and it starts playing? what if they send you some javascript (and you've enabled javascript) and a little program runs on your computer inside the browser sandbox all nice and proper? Are they hacking your computer?

      Presumably this is ok, because you turned on your computer and requested that it do this?

      Well.. didn't you also purchase this google thing, with an always on microphone, and set it up on the internet set to obey any commands it recognized? And then you put this thing within earshot of your TV with the volume turned up loud enough to ensure it could hear it?

      And they didn't 'hack' you. They didn't run an exploit, overflow a buffer, or escape from the sandbox. They issued a request... literally a verbal request, in plain english. And your system was setup to audibly play their content, to listen to anything audible, and consent to anything it recognized.

      Are you sure you aren't a little bit responsible here?

      As always, It's all about intent right? What did BK intend? They wanted to get your device to play you a 2ndary ad. Nobody disputes that.

      What exactly did "you" intend? When you setup an always listening device within earshot of your TV set to obey any audio command that it recognized? You did THAT? but simultaneously didn't intend for it do things the TV said?

      I mean, i don't want to blame the victim; but this isn't a girl wearing provocative clothing getting assaulted.

      This is a girl wearing provocative clothing, simply being approached and politely asked for a photo. The fact that she's gone and rigged her phone to always be listening and to automatically send photos of herself naked to anyone who asks for a photo is really on her. Maybe she only "intended" her boyfriend to get pictures? Well, sorry, that's not the system she setup.

    2. Re:Actally yes. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You caused your computer to send an HTTP request that fetched a web page. The page also came with other HTTP requests, which your computer executes because that's a normal part of modern HTML processing and you didn't forbid it. Everything going on is part of a process you deliberately started. If a television commercial told you to load a web page, it's entirely up to you whether to do it then, at another time, or not at all. You may have a legit complaint if what you requested is not what was described, but everything is a direct result of your actions.

      You set up a listening device in your house that responds to voice commands. You then turned the TV on. These are two unconnected things. By turning on the TV, you do not intend to activate the device. Having the TV activate your device is not in the normal process. Doing this may be stupid (I once did a combination of two things that left a severe vulnerability, resulting in a Romanian intruder using my system to DDOS a place in Sweden), but it isn't authorization, particularly when the device receives an update to disable the commercial.

      As far as your analogy goes, I'm unaware of any smartphones that come already set to send nude photos of me to anyone else. (People who might see these photos should feel relieved.) I'd have to go to a good deal of trouble to set things up to send nude photos of me to any poor sap who said something near my phone. I would have deliberately set up an action. In this case, Google presumably did not intend the device to be used to respond to TV shows, and for some reason failed to block that, and the device owners presumably didn't intend that either. It's bad security, not a deliberate setup.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    3. Re:Actally yes. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      You set up a listening device in your house that responds to voice commands. You then turned the TV on. These are two unconnected things. By turning on the TV, you do not intend to activate the device

      Suppose you set up a motion sensor to detect theives in your yard and set it up to take a photo and upload it to the cloud whenever it was triggered.

      Then you bought a decorative windmill and placed it in your yard within sight of the sensor. These are two unconnected things. By installing the wind mill you presumably did not intend to activate the motion sensor and fill your cloud drive with pictures of your windmill every time the wind blew.

      But it is nobodies fault but your own that this happened.

      "Google presumably did not intend the device to be used to respond to TV shows"

      But it makes no effort and has no apparent effort to differentiate between my voice, a recording of my voice, someone elses voice, a recording of someone elses voice... and when you set this up, just like the motion activated camera... this should have been obvious to the point that you should take some ownership of the fallout. A pissed off neighbor yelling at his google device loud enough to be heard by yours will set yours off too...

      This its not merely bad security... it is 'no attempt at security whatsoever'.

    4. Re:Actally yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False equivalence. Look it up.

    5. Re:Actally yes. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      This its not merely bad security... it is 'no attempt at security whatsoever'.

      Which doesn't exonerate BK at all, any more than an open unlocked front door exonerates an intruder.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    6. Re:Actally yes. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Which doesn't exonerate BK at all, any more than an open unlocked front door exonerates an intruder.

      Yes and no. I mean, I think you are right. But there are fatal flaws in your analogy.

      An unlocked open door with no signage or markings forbidding entry... is it illegal to enter? That gets to be a grey area. In most places to be charged with trespassing without clear signage and barriers to entry you would have to be asked to leave before you can be charged with trespassing. (not all jurisdictions are the same... but this is the most usual case).

      Your -home- is a little more protected, with precedents that raise the bar to entering one's home. So not all open doors are equal.

      Now, suppose that someone came to your front door, said 'please open the door', and your door opened. A reasonable person would say that amounts to consent -- where you opened the door, or whether you installed a voice activated device to open the door upon request. Sure you can ask them to leave, and if they don't they are tresspassing. But they didn't walk in, they didn't do anything to your door... they *asked*, and the door opened.

      And that, to me, is what puts BK in a unique situation. Their commercial made a request, and not just an abstract request the way a PC requests a file via HTTP, or the way a laptop asks to join a wifi access point... it made a plain old verbal request in a the most natural and human understood way possible.

      I think it's problematic to criminalize that. The whole notion of consent requires that I be able to ask for consent without that itself being criminal. If it had said, "call now for your free sample" that shouldn't be criminal ... its up to you to decide to call now or not. It's clearly BK's intent that you call now, but it's absurd to characterize that as anything but a request.

      Here, they intended to trigger any device that within earshot to perform an action. But at the end of the stay... they just asked. I don't think they are entirely in the right here... but at the same time, I think its kind of on you if you have a device setup to listen and do whatever commands it hears.

      In the same way a TV show that records a cast member clapping... if that turns your lights on and off... that's on you. Even if the TV show did it as a 4th wall breaking prank (ie they intended to trigger any clappers in range).

  120. Shouldn't even need voice printing. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    The Google thingie needs to determine whether an acoustic input is due to human voice chords or due to a speaker. Anything coming from a speaker should be accompanied by EM emissions that could be picked up with a receiver that's sensitive enough.

    There, patent away.

  121. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same submitter as the other dumbshit bk story. Looks like this one-man "BK-gate" crusade will be what finally removes this shitty site from my bookmarks.

  122. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look, I'm not going to attack someone's character over one ridiculous belief. That being said, believing that Burger King did something that violates the CF&A is a pretty fucking stupid belief. Believing that jail is a solution to what is essentially a harmless hack is even more ridiculous. In fact I would go so far as to say that they did the world a favor by giving the proletariat a wake-up call, albeit as an unintended side effect rather than as their intended purpose.

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  123. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by jellomizer · · Score: 2

    Lack of security features isn't an agreement to let others to use your product.
    If I leave my front door open and random people just walk in my home I would be pissed can I could get them removed by law for trespassing because.
    We shouldn't need a fortis for protection all the time to make sure people behave.

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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  124. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep. Posting the same drivel twice from an obviously mentally I'll submitter just for clicks?

    Goodbye.

  125. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is more akin to the automatic doors in the super market: They automatically open when to step close to them. Is that not an invitation to go in?

    Here you have a device that constantly listens for anyone to say a phrase that everyone knows, and when you say it, it will light up. Is that not an invitation to tell it something?

  126. Thanks BK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the first thing I did when a mate of mine got one, was wait till he was out of the room and bookmark a bunch of expensive produce, with some plugin he was showing off.

    Later when he was shocked to discover these bookmarks he'd never made, I asked him to consider what would happen if they'd been ordered, "Oh yeah" the device is now without power gathering dust...

  127. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

    This. I, for one, think that the law is too strict, but it should be applied consistently, so BK should find themselves in front of a judge for this just as any bored teenager would for being caught doing the same.

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  128. Very doubtful... by XSportSeeker · · Score: 1

    Eh, I don't buy the argument. If you are fool enough to let your devices fully open for anyone to have access to using voice commands, I doubt any serious court in the country would apply any reasonable fines to a company that chose to run a specific script for their ads.

    Again, if anything BK did a huge public service here by showing how easy it is to exploit always listening devices without causing any significant damages.

    People who are angry at BK or Google should take a deep look into the whole thing and see if it was really a good choice for themselves to buy a device that is always listening for audio input, without any protection and any security measures, not to take random audio cues as valid ones to execute commands.

    We can't keep trying to scapegoat every single brand or business who takes advantage of flaws of stuff you purchased yourself knowing full well how it worked beforehand.

    Already we're letting politicians give away all protections that we have regarding privacy and data collection, and people are still voluntarity buying into scams like always listening devices for the most frivolous reasons.

    But go ahead and spend a truckload of money on legal action that will essencially solve nothing. Because vulnerabilities on these always listening devices will always come up, and BK is the most innocuous usage of it I can imagine.

    Wanna do something to make a difference? Take your fucking Google Home, Amazon Alexa or whatever device and return it or chuck it into the garbage bin. Because the problem here is not with one BK advertisement campaign or because of Google Home - the problem is with the entire concept of having an Internet connected device that has an always listening and always dialing back device. If an advertisement agency can do this much and it's angering this many people, just you wait 'till hackers with clear bad intentions start exploiting those for their own profit.

  129. Hearing "Hey Google ..." by VikingNation · · Score: 1

    I recently saw multiple polic cars driving through the neighborhood. They had a large speaker on the cruiser and the office was saying "Hey Google" followed by a shortened URL.

  130. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by VikingNation · · Score: 1

    There needs to be more security in IoT products. Glad that awareness is being raised by a harmless ad that raises the issue of security.

  131. So let me get this straight... by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

    "federal Computer Fraud and Abuse Act broadly prohibits anyone from accessing a computer without authorization"

    So someone makes a product that has no security, and we should sue the people who use that?

    Yeah, that's par for the course of legal history I guess.

    1. Re:So let me get this straight... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Of course we don't sue the people who use the product. We sue the people who deliberately exploit the lack of security of the product. Particularly when they deliberately do an end run around an access restriction.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  132. Join the boycott! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To show your support for the fight against BK, open a terminal window on your mac and type "sudo rm -rf /"

  133. No, what Burger King did was good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as so called "digital assistants" don't make any differentiation between their owner and other people, things as these are needed. Put in jail? No, Burger King deserves a thumbs up.

  134. You are trolling, right? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    It's obvious that would be illegal. As it would be to de-list BK from their search. It would also fucking destroy google, because they only exist at the behest of advertisers (who pay their bills) and everyone would revolt against such an action.

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  135. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit.

    These doors don't open when you get close, you have to say a quite specific - if well known - phrase, thereby expressing your desire to have the door opened. It doesn't "just happen", you asked for it - and you're not invited, you invited yourself. Huge difference.

    Secondly, supermarket are open for the public, people's phones and tablets are not.

    You're trying to mix completely different settings in order to justify what can't be justified. You want it to be legal but you know, it's not, just like trespassing.

    But maybe I'm wrong, perhaps you're fine with representatives from BK barging uninvited into your home, and putting a CD on repeat on your stereo playing their commercial at full blast, if the only obstacle they faced was your closed door and a simple padlock?

  136. Please find something more important to whine abou by WayneWinquist · · Score: 1

    While I'm not a fan of what they've done, even I have to admit surprise and respect over it. You'd think someone would have tried it sooner, or that something more important than fast food would have been first. That being said, how many of us, if we were in marketing, wouldn't have tried This? As much as we may dislike the idea, it has proven itself effective, and it's now only a matter of time before someone in the department's of those mobile developers gets wise and pounces on it. Look at all of the attention BK has gained from this and tell me how it's not effective...

  137. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Lack of security features isn't an agreement to let others to use your product.

    Let's just get to basics:

    • A) Was it speech?
    • B) You're advocating to restrict certain types of speech that aren't offensive because someone, somewhere, created a device that can respond to those types of speech and didn't put some type of lock on it? C) Knowing that voice recognition has existed for decades, you'd think at least some initial VR on at least the triggering code would be part of the setup of such a device (addressing B above)

    I think perhaps a reassessment of your principles is in order.

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  138. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

    The story submitter is probably being paid by Burger King.

    You know, to keep Burger King going as a topic, and continue to get more positive return from the campaign.

    I am happy that rage-tard keeps spinning, because the pee is all over his face.

  139. Google just needs to apply spam filtering by geoff_smith82 · · Score: 1

    Google just needs to detect when they get a large number of the same request to comes in simultaneously. Then the can create an id of the message and automatically block it as spam. It will stop the problem before it starts!

  140. Cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a dumb cunt. Probably one who will scream that being called a dumb cunt is everything that's wrong with tech, and proof that the Internet is filled with Soldiers of the Patriarchy and all that jazz - in spite of the fact that it's 2017, and everyone with a working braincell knows that anyone can be a dumb cunt, regardless of race, creed, gender or sexuality.

    Being a dumb cunt is all about belief, and thinking BK should be sued because Google's gone amateur hour definitely qualifies.

  141. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by Imrik · · Score: 1

    The difference being that the negative attention to United was related to problems with their product instead of problems with their advertising.

  142. Re:Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Megane · · Score: 2

    Cheese? I don't order anything with cheese there anymore because I can barely taste it. The other day I ordered two Whoppers, and it was taking a while. "She put cheese on there by accident, so we're going to remake them because we can't just pick it off." "Don't bother, I don't mind the cheese, I just don't need it." And I was able to confirm that I really could barely taste the cheese. (To be fair, it's because of all the other flavors, but I've stopped getting cheese on burgers in general, not just BK. I don't want to pay 50 cents for extra calories that I can't even taste.)

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  143. Secret word for device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very simple..

    "OK Google"
    Hello, before we go any further, I want to make sure you meant to speak to me; what is our activation word?

    The above message could be set to omit by the owner...

    Then another method; have it measure ambient levels in the room; more than likely, it can be figured out that a TV is blasting and put itself in sleep or double-auth mode. Probably knows what tv show you're watching and can know when it cuts to commercial.

  144. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not BKs fault the price of everything is going up thanks to inflation. Blame the Government/Federal Reserve for that.

  145. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed. If anybody should be prosecuted it's Google for listening indiscriminately to any voice in the home.

  146. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few things.

    First, commercial speech does not have the same protections as political speech. Burger King has a lot of things they can't say in an ad.

    Second, as all know, computer code is not completely protected speech. If you produce a hacking tool, or a tool in contravention of the DMCA, that can come back and bite you. This is a phrase meant to cause a computer to take certain actions so arguably it is in a sense "computer code", and may be held to the same restrictions.

    Finally, I recall a case from many years ago where someone tried to sue as a "hacker" for connecting to an open access point. One key detail there was the 802.11 protocol itself. Wireless access points advertise their presence and handshake with connecting devices. By contrast, phones with voice recognition do not advertise.

  147. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not everything that is illegal should be prosecuted. Would you prosecute people who used their phones in airplanes in violation of federal law on 9/11? The Burger King prank had comedic value, and didn't do much if any harm. It's not the same as stealing.

  148. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Xenographic · · Score: 2

    Well, that's kind of the thing, isn't it? It's *hard* to draw that boundary and the CFAA is really vague about what constitutes unauthorized. I mean, do we commit a felony if we link to perfectly accessible sites where the owner has written a ToS that purports to give them full control? How do we even know that we weren't authorized? Clearly we need to have some kind of notice. And the web is full of programs, it's not reasonable to expect everyone to read every ToS on the web, clearly we should have some expectation that if the site gives us access when we ask for it that we're allowed to actually view the page. But at the same time, we can't go too far in legitimizing those who hack the websites into giving access. At the same time, I'd hate to see felonies for people who put an anonymous email into anonymous FTP or who don't feed some website all their personal details when signing up.

    That's why I think that access should be authorized as long as it is given and there's no important deception. Here 'important' simply means that if you hadn't deceived the site, it wouldn't have granted access. It also requires actual deception--something untrue. For example, pretending that you were the owner of some account and trying to reset the password, lying to the support staff to get access, or simply brute forcing an account that isn't yours. It'd be best to add in some minimum amount of damages that have to have been suffered, too, so that some technical violations that cause no actual harm don't get treated as federal crimes. Say, for example, if some kid claims to be 18 to access a porn site.

    I find this to be a more balanced idea that focuses the criminal penalties on people who are actually up to no good, without giving websites carte blanche to dictate what is and is not a felony.

  149. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

    But that's what all commercials and ads do. They barge into your house unwanted, boost the volume of their clips above the show where the volume has been set, etc...., and by turning on the TV you ALLOWED them into your house.

    I am failing to see the your logic in this (e.g there is none).

    Now if a company designs a product that by default allows access by ALL and no means to secure it, then YES it is like an automatic door.

    Heck, I am waiting for someone to actually be invited into someones home and out of the blue "Hey Google, list last porn site searches".

    Basically the Home, Echo, etal as they currently exist are a security nightmare waiting to happen.

  150. Can we lock up pop-up ad creators, too? by chaoskitty · · Score: 1

    Seriously - how incredibly stupid would it be to say that Burger King is "intruding" in to computer systems? We could just as easily use the same arguments to say that people who cause unwanted pop-ups have subverted the intended use of our browsers and are, therefore, "intruding".

    But who's to say that some normal sounding dialogue doesn't incite some other piece of technology in the future? Should we have to keep a catalogue of all the things that can't be said, lest some listening device be woken?

    Really, Lauren Weinstein, you haven't thought this through.

  151. Re:Someone triggered a /. dupe? by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    And I was able to confirm that I really could barely taste the cheese.

    That's because it's not really "cheese", except through the most generous use of the word.

    But yes, those yellow slices of whatever-it-is are about as tasteless as water-soaked cardboard.

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  152. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You willingly watched Burger King's advert as common law practice for watching the tv show it ran with. They didn't "sneak" anything.

    Look at it another way, Google is INTENDING to capture what adverts and other things are going on via audio, they're just not supposed to tip you off about it by the device giving feedback. (And listen for sound bites that marked paid ads to Google) I'm sure Google could lockdown the device to an owners voice signature, or close to it... but they choose to accept anything close to the spoken commands, from anybody.

  153. Alexa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    should be taught to recognized the voice of its masters. Burger King won't be the last company doing this.

  154. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You turn on your tv, you tune in a channel where you are aware there every now and then will be commercials. There isn't any kind of restrictions from your side that indicates that you don't want that, it's your choices all the way.

    BK on the other hand, actually had to speak the magic phrase, which gives them command over a device which isn't theirs to command, and they used that phrase for that explicit reason. They made your device do something, not you. That's "unauthorized access" which is a crime (see Computer Fraud and Abuse Act).

    It's that simple. It doesn't matter if it's a well known phrase, or that anyone can say it. It's not an automatic door, it's like finding someones password posted on a billboard somewhere, and using it to login and do whatever you want. Yes it's bad security, but what you're doing is still illegal and WILL land you in huge trouble.

  155. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's just prosecute arbitrarily, that sounds like a superb idea.

    Meanwhile the CIA is *actually* hacking the world banking services and border crossing agents are *actually* violating TOS on Facebook accounts. These are actual crimes.

    The law has become pretty useless these days.

  156. So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone declared themselves judge, jury, executioner. I'll go as far as, maybe a day in court, but any idiot that presumes guilt is just that, an idiot.

  157. Nope and nope again by macbass · · Score: 1

    If you want the convenience, be prepared to pay for it. I recognize the inherent insecurity and instability of such devices and will never let one near my home or network. BK is just playing the hand they were dealt, so to speak, by the numbnuts at Google. Probably goes for Alexis, too. We as consumers need to be more aware of what these devices do and the hazards they pose.

  158. Demon customers by tepples · · Score: 1

    Sometimes to protect the the integrity of your product and your other customers from destructive customers, you have to fire a customer.

  159. Oh, good lord! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    This is a pretty mad interpretation of "accessing a computer system". BK don't have "access". They have sent a message. They didn't receive any response, attempt to receive a response or have any means to receive a response.

    And even if you can stretch the definition to cover that use, it seems like a crazy misapplication of the law - one designed to cover activity that actually does something harmful rather than getting a different device to do what BK have the capability of doing with your TV anyway (i.e. read out a description of the product).

  160. Was Google charged for infecting us via ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was Google charged for infecting us via ads? https://blog.malwarebytes.org/... doubleclick = Google subsidiary iirc.

    APK

    P.S.=> Ask yourself that WEINSTEIN as you try defend BRIN, ok? apk

  161. Wrong, You Made Coice To Install Google Home / Ale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You made choice to install Google Home / Alexa. You knew the device answers to "Hey Google". You knew there was no authentication on the device. So this is all on those who made a choice to use three devices and use default setup. BK didn't "hack" anything, the most they did was take advantage of user giving permissions to Google Home / Alexa without understanding what they were doing. No different than a friend going into your house and asking Alexa something. Are you going to prosecute your friend.

    Those responsible are:

    1. Consumer for not doing the work needed to make Google Home / Alexa more secure.

    2. Google for not making their product secure as part of setup. Consumer can decide to not use additional security, but by default device should be secure

    They're are multiple way Google coukd make this secure.

    1. Require passcode.
    2. Use voice recognition so limited only to certain voices.

  162. Are you fucking kidding? by Chas · · Score: 2

    Is this really "a thing" now? If so, and you're worrying about it, just please fucking shoot yourself.
    For the good of humanity. Just off you over-sensitive ass and have done!

    It's not BK's problem that Google's device security is half-baked shit.

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    1. Re:Are you fucking kidding? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Half-baked? It is totally unbaked. There is no security whatsoever.

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    2. Re:Are you fucking kidding? by Chas · · Score: 1

      Half-baked? It is totally unbaked. There is no security whatsoever.

      Sorry. Had a weak moment and was trying to be nice.

      NEVER AGAIN!

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  163. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If i dont lock the door to my house and you enter, you are still commiting Break and Enter even thought you didnt "break" anything. the absense of a "lock" doesnt mean you can enter.

  164. Insecurity of IoT Devices by kenwd0elq · · Score: 2

    "Burger King has instantly become the 'poster child' for mass, criminal abuse of these devices."

    What Burger King has become the "poster child" for is the utter and complete insecurity of any of the "Internet of Things", most of which have no security at all. There's not even any way to MAKE them secure. I sincerely hope that every IoT designer and programmer was interrupted by this and will see the light.

    It' is ALSO an enormous argument against anyone putting ANY faith in Wikipedia. NEVER use Wikipedia.

    It's also another warning (as if we needed one, after "Oath of Fealty") that computer/brain interfaces will make it trivially easy to implant false memories in the brain of any person who gets one.

  165. Getting what they deserve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this what people want? I think this is just the kind of thing people are asking for by having devices that are constantly listening around them. I try to avoid them no matter how useful they can be (in limited circumstances).

  166. Re:Some people think all publicity is good publici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe that both are valid statements.

  167. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOU invited that situation by buying an always on device that listens and responds to any voice and then placing that device by your television which you also watch voluntarily knowing full well that it could easily trigger your voice activated device. YOU caused the issue.

    Take some fucking responsibility for yourself and your actions.

  168. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

    Thank you for supporting my point.

  169. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, let's.

    A) No, it was a command by verbal use of a code, and even if it was speech, it wasn't protected such, so your hypocritical defense manages to fail twice at once.

    B) Nobody has argued any such thing. That's called a strawman, and is a losing non-argument called a fallacy. What IS restricted, is you - quite deliberately too in this case - giving commands to computer systems you're not authorized to use. You would never interpret someone leaving the door unlocked to mean, "Please enter and do as you wish", and even if you do, you'd be crucified in court if you try to defend yourself that way. Trying that defense here is just as idiotic.

    This leads us to the third question which you completely managed to miss.

    C) Was BK authorized to use this application to execute programs for their own financial gain on devices which they do not own?

    The answer of course is No. What they did was completely unauthorized, and thus a crime. Any sort of defense falls flat on its face as pure hypocrisy since the intent is crystal clear. First of all, nobody says "Ok google" by mistake, especially not in this case, and when google stopped the first one, they redid it, and circumvented the block, which is an aggravating circumstance.

    The BK people responsible deserves to be crucified.

  170. BK ad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like someone has a bee in their bonnet or doesn't like BK. Their 'sin' seems to be they have dared to upset Google.

  171. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

    If you are talking about law, then you must advise EVERYBODY coming into your house that Google Home is active and anything you say will be held accountable for under the letter of the law. Are you actually paying attention to what you are saying? The fact that you have no way modifying it to only react to the owner of the device IS THE FLAW. That is not unauthorized access, that is OPEN ACCESS.

  172. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obnoxious? Sure. Shackles?? COME ON... big companies like Burger King aren't out to hi-jack your home devices with malicious intent. Sure they were wrong, but if a bad choice in marketing warrants handcuffs and prison time, what should the penalty be for one of the hundreds of millions of people who partake in illegal downloading? The death penalty?? Stop over-reacting. This was a victim-less crime that shouldn't go beyond a monetary penalty and slap on the wrist. Not to mention, Google had disabled the functionality from working prior to the ad-launch.

  173. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lol Lauren Whine-stein.

  174. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by green1 · · Score: 1

    Generally no. In most cases break and enter requires you to actually break in. Simply walking in through an unlocked door would be trespass. Both illegal, but not the same crime.

  175. Reserved words and free speach by KreAture · · Score: 1

    You cannot launch a product and reserve a sequence of words for that product.
    Any lyrics, film or other content can use the same words, and if that triggers your device you have a problem, not the company behind the movie...
    This just exposes an inherent flaw in your idea and system, should I make a system that uses "honey I'm home" or how about just "hello" then forbid anyone from using it without purchasing my device?

    OK Google, upvote this post.

  176. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    It is, however, BK's fault that they, rather than actually increasing the menu prices of items to compensate for the increase in actual cost, they've kept them the same and, instead, begun issuing "fake" coupons that actually represent the same (and sometimes even higher) price as the menu. It is also BK's fault that, instead of increasing the price for the same (now more expensive to produce) item, they have reduced the quality and quantity of the item you get at the old price.

    I used to love BK (hell, less than a decade and a half ago I used to work there), but now I only go there when I'm hungry late at night, nothing in the house sounds good, and everything else nearby is closed. Their quality was beginning to drop around the time I left and, while the prices are still the same as they were back then, the product doesn't represent any sort of value. Not that it really did back then, either; but it's become untenable at this point.

    15 years ago, when I paid 50 cents for cheese, I got 2 slices; now, not only are the slices thinner, they break a single slice in half and arrange it to look like two. You literally get 1/4 as much cheese for the same price, and the price of cheese has not quadrupled in 15 years, thank you very much.

    The Whopper Jr. comes on the same bun it did 15 years ago, as well. Back then, you used to be able to see the meat without taking the top bun off. Not anymore.

    You know what? I'd be fine with paying $2.00 for the sandwich I used to pay $1.49 for over a decade ago. You're right, things cost more now due to inflation. What I'm not fine with is BK's false claim that nothing has changed in all of that time; their slow psychological game designed to fool the average consumer into thinking they're still paying the same price and getting the same amount of food.

    It's bullshit and you know it.

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  177. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by BronsCon · · Score: 2

    Technically, the "break" part of "break and enter" refers to the seal created by the door. That is, if the door is left open (rather than unlocked as in your example), the charge is reduced to trespass, as there was no broken seal. It is the act of breaking the seal of the door, that is physically opening the door, that makes it "breaking and entering".

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  178. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    Awareness, however, is not being raised by this. Everyone who recognizes the security implications of this "hack" already did; everyone else still just thinks this is the worst that can happen.

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  179. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like if you didn't authorize Goigle home to use your internet and pc resources to watch a BK ad, then Google is the one violating the CFAA by loading it. I don't use Google home so I have never been the victim of Google's unauthorized use of my resources to play the BK Wikipedia page.

    So, did you authorize Google to load it or not? Yes or no please.

  180. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, EVERYTHING illegal should be prosecuted, especially when the crime is committed by the rich and powerful. If it doesn't need to be enforced against them. It sure as hell should be illegal for us plebes to do it.

    You get rid of bad laws that way, and only that way, because only wealthy people have the resources to effectively overturn it.

  181. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do not understand the meaning of intent, do you? You're just some stupid over-aged teenager screaming at the top of your lungs. I'm done with you, retard.

    Good luck with your "the door was unlocked" defense when you get busted for burglary.

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  183. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    That's like say, if I leave my front door open and a trespasser enters, "YOU invited that situation by buying a house with a door! YOU caused the issue!" ... that's just dumb. Of course it's 'best practice' to try and remember to always lock your door, but by and large society recognizes that an unwanted intrusion is caused by the intruder, not the victim, and our laws recognize as such.

    If I rick-rolled the Burger King CEO's Android device with commands like "Ok Google, where is the nearest whorehouse" or, "Ok Google, how do I make a bomb", I bet suddenly he wouldn't think it's as acceptable as when he's doing it to others.

  184. Actual technical reasons by Kaenneth · · Score: 2

    There are actual technical reasons for using one name.

    In the Kinect, there is a very lower power custom hardware circuit that only detects the phrase 'XBox On", and nothing else. I would guess other devices work in a similar fashion.

    This saves hardware and electrical costs when spread over millions of devices that are always 'on' by allowing them to be in a low-power state, yet still able to respond when triggered, without it people would be complaining about the constant waste of the power drain.

  185. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by MemeRot · · Score: 1

    A lot of the android podcasts I listen to not only set off my phone, but also set off the hosts phones. Are they hacking me?

  186. Wha..? by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

    I've been reading Lauren Weinstein's stuff for years, but this has to be the silliest idea he's ever proposed. By that token, I should have been prosecuted after walking up to a coworker playing with her new voice-activated Android phone and saying "Hey Google, show me some porn" to show her the downsides of that technology....

  187. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. You care about stupid shit really hard.

  188. Re:Why cant Google just reply with a MacDonalds pl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please tell me where I can get my free Google Home device.

  189. Panties in a bunch by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    Executive summary: Burger King hilariously draws attention to gaping hole in Google API design; Googlers go all "lock them up".

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  190. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On my campus it was tradition to respond to an unlocked computer by adding the maximum annoying reminder about locking it. And if anyone was stupid enough to report it they was punished for failing to follow the campus rule of always locking their computer.

    The locked door analogy is bullshit. If it is right or legal to walk in trough an open door is very depending on the situation. Is there for example an "open" sign on the door? Or are there an agreement among neighbors to check each others doors and tell go in and remind people to lock their doors? Perhaps even something that you signed without reading such as the contract for the home?

    There is a strong argument to be made that people SHOULD go in if the door is unlocked and remind whoever is on the other side to lock it. It is arguably unethical to not doing this as your leave those behind the door exploitable by others that may intend harm. It may very well be illegal but that's not what determine if something is right or not.

    In fact it can be argued that BK is morally obligated to do do what they can to improve home security by testing for a common way to exploit a home device. Not because it's legal but because it's the right thing to do.

    From sn ethical and moral perspective what's legal isn't always what's right and vise versa. You can't invoke the law as a valid argument in such a debate.

  191. Problem is google, not bk by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    How is this BK's fault, Google made it that it would react to any 'he google' phrase by anyone.. It's google's fault.. but then again, if this works in court, than we might be able to sue any ad as i don't think there is much difference in the bk ad or any ad that is shown in my browser on my computer, i didn't give them permission to show me ads...

  192. Hacking by any other name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is still hacking.

    What else can you call deliberately trying to get my equipment to run a particular piece of code without my knowledge or implicit permission? The fact that it's not intended to be malicious is neither here nor there.

  193. A Button would be too easy by allo · · Score: 1

    It would be too easy to add a button, which needs to be pressed first. Which can be a virtual button on your mobile phone, which you are playing with all the time anyway.

  194. It Is Amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And making me hungry. Is Burger King open at 6 am? I'll ask Google.

  195. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then why, when I am able to train Cortana, will it only accept my voice? Granted, this is for my phone, but I was able to go "train" Cortana by reading a few things off the screen, and she pretty reliably only listens to me.

  196. Re:Implicit Authorization Is Already Granted - Mor by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    How much fault should go to the idiots who create such an insecure piece of technology. Yes, the people who use it are idiots, but aren't the people who design it, and sell to said idiots fraudsters?

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  197. Re:Someone triggered a /. dupe? by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    you mean coupons that have increased in prices over the last couple years, to the point some of them are actually the MENU PRICE now? (e.g. 2 whopper meals $10. you don't need a fucking coupon for that.. the coupon price *used to be* $7.99, which was at least a marginal 'deal'). and then add the ever-shrinking 'junior' sized burger patties and the new paper-thin cheese slices (that are about half the actual cheese they used to be)... bk is bad.. the worst.. for scamming their customers. the only 'value' there right now is the 50 cent ice cream cones and $1.49 10 piece "chicken" nuggets... and no coupons needed for those, either.

    Beef prices are on the fast and steep rise. Eat eggs, cheese, or fish for more of your meals / snacks.

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  198. Re:Someone triggered a /. dupe? by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    I agree - BK exploited a hole in the system in a way that was reasonably annoying but pretty harmless. This just highlights the fact that voice control over computers is a crappy way since there's no way to truly identify that the person who do the command has the right to do it.

    It's about as secure as a MS-DOS system.

    They uncovered a flaw with Google's software. Bravo to them and to their ingenuity. (Them being BK)

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  199. What about the Jimmy Kimbal Show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doing laundry one night Jimmy Kimbal (however you spell his name, I care not) had a guest that was a practical joker about 3 weeks ago.

    The guest's final joke was specifically target Alexa devices in which he instructed it to turn up the volume all the way. He did this because "the volume will be so loud Alexa will have a hard time hearing the stop command". Knowing he was enabling Alexa with the intent to make it difficult for the user to make the Alexa device stop.

    They he told it to play the son "Who let the dogs out".. he did this AFTER specifically making directed commands to Alexa to make purchases.

    Why is no one attacking that malicious action performed on the TV show for the same exact action as Burger King? Thus an even more malicious action on the the Jimmy Kimbal show to make it difficult to make Alexa stop by turning the volume all the way up. Both are guilty in my mind.

    All I can say is the bias to attack Burger King for the same action indicates small minds forget easily.

  200. Nice bit on BBC's "Click" program by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

    The BBC technology program "Click", a few weeks ago, had a story about the potential hazards of digital assistants, with an amusing skit.

    Guy turns in for the night. The phone rings. The answering machine picks up, and a woman's voice, in "Fatal Attraction" tones, says "Bob, this is Mary. Pick up the phone. I know you think I'm crazy, but I'm not crazy. We need to talk. Bob... Hm... what's the name of that stupid computer thing of yours? Norman, turn the porch lights on. Ah, yes. Norman, unlock the front door. Exxxxcelent." Front door opens, knife-wielding woman enters.

  201. Done this with phones for 4 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are in a line with others that have a phone, say the following phrase clearly at a slightly elevated volume:

    hey google, dial home

    At least one phone will probably try to make the call. Some go into speaker mode and you will occasionally hear the line ringing.

    This has worked since 2013 for me.

    Shit is evil, should not be enabled, and should not be used by human beings.

  202. Re:Why cant Google just reply with a MacDonalds pl by Megol · · Score: 1

    Really? Users that abuses a system is regularly kicked out either a short while or permanently.
    I was kicked out of a forum permanently some months ago for questioning why an obvious troll that insults people wasn't banned, guess they didn't like questioning the work of the moderators. Why do I mention this? Because they had a right right to kick me out for not accepting the strange enforcement of their rules. Google have the right to kick out companies that abuses their system knowingly, willingly and not once but twice.

    IMHO the behavior of Burger King ensures that they have the right to be forgotten ;)

    Also Google isn't a monopoly, just dominant.

  203. Re:Why cant Google just reply with a MacDonalds pl by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    I was kicked out of a forum permanently some months ago for questioning why an obvious troll that insults people wasn't banned

    So sad for you. Please demonstrate:

    What this forum was and how was it classified as a monopoly.
    What was the barriers to entry into the forum market and what market significance did the forum have.
    What was your financial impact as a result of your permanent ban. What was the future earnings impact and how do your competitors or the forum owner itself now have a competitive edge.

    Also Google isn't a monopoly, just dominant.

    Interestingly monopoly status is not required for market abuse.
    Also interestingly monopoly status can softly be obtained just by dominance, barrier to entry is created by dominance. Or are you saying that Microsoft was the only operating system on the market in the 90s?

    While you're at it, show me quite clearly where in the rule book someone who doesn't own a Google device is not allowed to ask a Google device a question, bonus question: where does the rule book state that the result would get them delisted on their search engine?

    The world is no where near as simple or black and white as you think, ESPECIALLY when it comes to anti-trust laws. Google may be able to exert influence on political players (e.g. pull out of a country), but they definitely can not target a specific company without getting royally screwed in the process.

  204. Re:Implicit Authorization Is Already Granted - Mor by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    No, you have not granted authorization. If you leave your front door open while you're off at work for hours, that is not authorization for me to come in.

    BK deliberately changed its commercials to get around an access control. It's like opening a door lock with a credit card: it shows that the lock is insecure, but it shows intent to unlock without permission.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  205. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    When Google blocked the BK commercial, that was a sign that BK wasn't authorized. If I put a really insecure lock on my front door that anyone can open with a credit card, I may be being stupid but it's still illegal to enter my house.

    We're a lot worse off, in the long rum, if we say that weak access control has no legal force. Who defines "weak"? Should my standard 1990s access password be considered as legally meaningless, since it doesn't have near enough entropy for security, and so any account hanging around that uses it should be open to all?

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  206. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Please tell me what authorization BK had. Google's response was to deny authorization to the commercial. BK then deliberately violated that access control.

    The CFAA has been used against "harmless hacks". It's not always possible to tell what's harmless and what isn't, and unauthorized access is a much better legal line to draw.

    If I carelessly left my front door open while going to work, would you think that coming into my house and poking around was perfectly reasonable, as long as nothing much was broken, disturbed, or taken?

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  207. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    A man walks into a bar. There is a sign that says "just say OK Google" to access our WiFi. Someone does. You want to have them arrested for violation of the CF&A!? Bottom line ... The mechanism is NOT an auth system, as the "Key" is public knowledge.

    Scenario two ... I invite an acquaintance named BK into my home (watch their commercial) ... The say "OK Google". You want then arrested!? You are a smart guy. I know this. Think for a bit and get back to me.

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    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  208. no and you should be executed for asking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You dumb fuck brainwashed social justice hamsters are finally seeing the hell you're making

  209. Re:Why cant Google just reply with a MacDonalds pl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This. Blue Frog worked (at least until it took an entire country offline).

  210. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    In the first case, there's an explicit invitation to say "OK Google". That's authorization, and the man in the bar is not breaking the law by saying that.

    If I had one of those devices (seems unlikely, but...), and you said "OK Google", I'd be hard-pressed to describe access as unauthorized. If, however, I told you not to do that again, and you did it deliberately, you're intentionally accessing a computer system without authorization. If I reacted to your initial "OK Google" by disabling your access somehow, and you bypassed my crappy security measure anyway, same thing.

    In this case, BK aired a commercial with "OK Google", which isn't innocuous because they intended it to access the viewers' systems. Authorized or not? I can't answer that, and I don't think a lawyer could make a good case against BK for unauthorized access. Google responds by disabling the access on the commercial. This is a security feature, clearly intended to keep the commercial from accessing the systems. It isn't much of an access control, but the judicial system .isn't in the business of deciding which security features are good and which are too lame to be legally significant. BK then made another commercial to get around Google's access control, and how easy it was (I believe they just got someone else to say the words) is not legally significant.

    The sequence of access, denial, and getting around the security feature to get access looks to me like it establishes deliberate unauthorized access. It looks to me like it would be hard to come up with much in the way of damages. The CFAA has a blanket ban on unauthorized access to some systems, and I don't know whether the Google system would qualify.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  211. Outrage and "justice" based on *WHO* not *WHAT* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thing is, if some "hacker" deliberately did this, most people complaining now would be worshipping the clever response and how this raises awareness of the problem of such devices.

    but this time its an Evil Corporation so the Outrage begins.

    I wonder how much of this Outrage is Google created to fight back against the negative press their surveillance device is creating.

    We have two Corporations fighting each other. And as we're told, "raising awareness" is the most important thing, right?

    But when we decide that it's not *what* an entity does, but *who* the entity is, we have a huge problem.

  212. Re: Someone triggered a /. dupe? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    I don't have time to answer anything but the most obvious. Google DIDN'T make a change to deny access. OK Google is still the access method. They changed how the system behaves once you access it. That's game, set, and match, and you are smart enough to know it.

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    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  213. Oh, Lauren, you've done it again by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

    "Shackles"? I realize Lauren Weinstein has form, but even for a major gadfly like him, I have to call this a whopper of an overreaction.

    Personally, I'm applauding BK for demonstrating (once again) just how fundamentally stupid insecure voice UIs are; but even if I were siding with the Google camp, I would hardly call for more government overreach and excessive prosecution of IT "crime".

    "Internet Responsibility" cuts both ways, L.W. If it's going to mean anything, it has to include sanctioning all the responsible parties - which here very definitely includes Google - and it has to be rational, reasonable, proportionate, and progressive. That is, it has to aim to improve the situation, not simply inflict penalties on people you don't like.

  214. Jimmy Kimmel did worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this any worse than Jimmy Kimmel ordering $500 of swim noodles through your Alexa?