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For the First Time On Record, Human-Caused Climate Change Has Rerouted an Entire River (washingtonpost.com)

A team of scientists on Monday documented what they're describing as the first case of large-scale river reorganization as a result of human-caused climate change (Editor's note: could be paywalled; alternative source). From a report: They found that in mid-2016, the retreat of a very large glacier in Canada's Yukon territory led to the rerouting of its vast stream of meltwater from one river system to another -- cutting down flow to the Yukon's largest lake, and channeling freshwater to the Pacific Ocean south of Alaska, rather than to the Bering Sea. The researchers dubbed the reorganization an act of "rapid river piracy," saying that such events had often occurred in the Earth's geologic past, but never before, to their knowledge, as a sudden present-day event. They also called it "geologically instantaneous." "The river wasn't what we had seen a few years ago. It was a faded version of its former self," lead study author Daniel Shugar of the University of Washington at Tacoma said of the Slims River, which lost much of its flow because of the glacial change. "It was barely flowing at all. Literally, every day, we could see the water level dropping, we could see sandbars popping out in the river."

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  1. Oh, this is going to be great by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pass the popcorn!

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    1. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm waiting for the climate deniers to show up and tell us why this is a good thing.

    2. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by code_monkey_steve · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm waiting for the climate deniers to show up and tell us why this is a good thing.

      I'm waiting for the climate alarmists to show up and tell us why this is a bad thing.

    3. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 0

      Myself, I'm curious as to why this is a bad thing...

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    4. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Addendum to my last:

      Note that I live near the Mississippi River, which, until it was leveed all to hell-and-gone, routinely shifted its channel from year to year. So the notion of a river rerouting itself isn't terribly surprising to me, nor is it really that big a deal, unless it reroutes itself over someone's house or a town (which the Mississippi used to do from time to time in the 19th Century).

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    5. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by mi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Good or bad, what proof is there, this is indeed "human-caused"?

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    6. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 2

      *Yawn* Wake me up when the mississippi empties out more than 1000 miles from where it used to.

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    7. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You assume I am white though. And American. Interesting.

    8. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Changes in salinity change ocean currents which change air currents which change the habitability of land itself. That means population movements, increased risk of death and disease during and as a result of them, and overall loss of human quality of life. Full stop, you fucking idiot.

    9. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by QuasiEvil · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nah, because through the power of bigger engineering, we can put the bastard back. The Miss would have jumped over to the Atchafalaya channel years ago if it wasn't for engineering intervention.

    10. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Here in Iceland we got a new highest waterfall out of the deal. Our highest used to be Glymur, but the glacier Morsárjökull receded up a cliff and in its place left a series of waterfalls that are higher than Glymur (now called Morsárfossar).

      Glymur is prettier though. Morsárfossar was prettier partially glaciated, like the cliffs to the right still are.

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    11. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans intentionally built the Hoover Dam to stop the river from going into Mexico. How is that a good thing?

    12. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by EzInKy · · Score: 2

      Only beavers are allowed to alter to suit their needs.

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    13. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The diatribe is the same passive-aggressive bullshit put up by those groups seeking return to white-dominance.

    14. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      REMEMBER THE MURDER OF IAN MURDOCH, creator of Debian Linux and leading member of the Free Software community, killed Christmas 2015 by the notoriously corrupt San Francisco police department.

    15. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Confirming that rivers have never changed their course before.

    16. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is the proof that this was caused by people?

      It's man made because the glaciers are melting! You know. Like they've been melting since the last ice age when they covered most of the Earth's surface.... oh wait

    17. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am waiting for you to tell us how it is a bad thing? Man and beavers have been doing the same for centuries. To stabilize water in their area, creating other water rich areas, now, mama nature does the same, OH,MAH GOD!!! Damn Sam, it happens after each rain, every year, get real, it's not man-made it's man observed!!!

    18. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Al Gore says so! He's rich, with a private jet and everything, so he knows these things. Learn to believe! And you can be rich, too! Just Like Al Gore and Jesse Jackson! Call today!

    19. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Travelsonic · · Score: 2

      Not TRYING to be snarky, but can we not be so lazy as to truncate a word that changes the context of a word completely? Climate **CHANGE** - "climate denier" sounds utterly stupid on every level.

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    20. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Good or bad, what proof is there, this is indeed "human-caused"?

      You can at least start with the IPCC report for a round-up of the science, then look at the scientific journals that have been published since then for any updates that have been made.

    21. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by davester666 · · Score: 1

      No, it's all fake. We have to wait for the real report that Trump personally is researching and then is going to write. It will be GLORIOUS! And not fake news.

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    22. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Uberbah · · Score: 2

      Note that I live near the Mississippi River, which, until it was leveed all to hell-and-gone, routinely shifted its channel from year to year.

      Has it routinely emptied across another continental divide? Nope. Then what's your point?

    23. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      With claims it's "human-caused" without any scientific basis. And all these smart people lauding this shit can't answer how much of it is human contribution. Is it 5%? 100%? I'm not denying climate change, hell, i'm not denying that it's in part human cause... but screaming that human-caused climate change rerouted a river is a fucking hyperbole.

    24. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Informative

      Good or bad, what proof is there, this is indeed "human-caused"?

      It's not like you intend to read it.

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    25. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you weren't you would have said something other than "Interesting"

    26. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The entirety of the increase in the rate of increase which exceeds the previously explainable range given all data. If you mean "how much is it going to increase the temperature in my mom's basement", well you're on your own there.

    27. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      I am sorry that would be because rivers don't change course on their own.

      https://www.google.com/search?...

      This one is particularly good

      http://www.npr.org/sections/in...

      Anyone who had read their Mark Twain was aware of the Mississippi doing this all the time.

      Here's more

      https://www.google.com/search?...

      Most people who have at least the basic knowledge of Earth Science will tell you changing course is what rivers do.

    28. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it isn't like you would accept any evidence that proved you wrong.

    29. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's opposed to the upcoming mainland chinese dominance.

      Hey maybe the chinks will be as generous with welfare. I hear they are all down with SJW mantra.

    30. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, science you said? I thought that myth was debunked already a long time ago ("The science is in").
      But I agree, typical biased behaviour to include the assumption that climate change is anthropogenic automatically in the title. Why not just say that 'climate change caused the change'?

    31. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no actual evidence against human-caused global warming. Troll pages of web-links don't count. Find scientific peer-reviewed journal articles from experts in the fields that they are writing about.

    32. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that one river is going to do that all. ;)
      Yeah, right...
      You're just being conservative: you don't want any Change, ...or Hope, ...Because We Can (but we won't).

    33. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One fresh-water river emptying into a different salt-water body than the geographically separated one it emptied into previously will alter the local salt concentration as a matter of fact. Learn some science.

    34. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, we're still in an ice age, and have been slowly cooling since the peak about 5000 years ago, dumbass.

    35. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Seeing as you don't know the difference between land and sea ice, it's safe to ignore your comments on this subject, as you have demonstrated your lack of fundamental knowledge.

    36. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those butt pirates actually believe that this is actually something new? Anyone who has been to the north country will immediately realize that when not frozen over in winter, it is a flat wasteland of bogs and marsh land and muck. It is crisscrossed by thousands of streams and creeks. Over an area of dozens of square kilometers the elevation differs by no more than a few centimeters. And what passes for "river" in those regions is what we normal people would call a small "creek". This is not the rerouting of the Hudson or the Missouri. This amounts to no more than a little runoff water figuratively flowing into a storm sewer.

    37. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Anyone living next to a river can easily and instantly tell you why a river finding a new river bed is a REALLY, REALLY, REALLY bad thing.

      Unless of course you always wanted to have a swimming pool with running fresh water access in the basement.

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    38. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Morsárfossar... I'm curious, what was it called before the earthquake shook up the name?

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    39. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      How should we if you can't even be assed to remember how to properly spell his name?

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    40. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      What part of co2 is a greenhouse gas don't you believe in, its a simple concept that is easily proved in a lab and humans have released staggering amounts of. Co2 into the atmosphere, enough to blanket the entire globe with several inches of co2. If you had a greenhouse with several inches of glass, it would heat up inside substantially., we're very lucky that the ocean's have taken most of the heat energy because if it hadn't we'd be very very fkkd right now, 30deg C hotter iirc. Where fkkn preview gone?

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    41. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Posting anything climate-related on slashdot is pointless. Minds are well and truly made up and not for changing. The intellectual cowardice and motivated reasoning on display is fucking pathetic. Can't be bothered debating these wankers, who really are no different from creationists or anti-vaxxers at this point.

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    42. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 2

      The Miss would have jumped over to the Atchafalaya channel years ago

      Is that the one that looks like a shark?

    43. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      MorsÃrfossar... I'm curious, what was it called before the earthquake shook up the name?

      AÃfmoosssrrr.

    44. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      Seeing as you don't know the difference between land and sea ice,

      Says the man who just proved he doesn't know the difference between a river and glacier.

    45. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Barsteward · · Score: 2

      show us all your research that shows otherwise .. or all your post is " fucking hyperbole."

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    46. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      What makes you think that they haven't produced reports stating what proportion of the CO2 in the atmosphere comes from what source. Have a look at the report to which I linked rather than just assuming that nobody talks about this.

      Besides, who cares what the percentage is that can be apportioned to humans. If the equilibrium is out of balance, then it is up to us to solve the problem. Who else is going to if we don't?

    47. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Hylandr · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Paid for by the people that profit from the fear mongering.

      Bunch of chicken little politicians making money.

      News flash, the Earth changes, and always will. The weather has always been impossible to predict more than 10 days in advance. We only have 7 days notice because now we have satellites in space watching clouds and rain move.

      The old timers will tell you. It's a long established pattern before the news agencies started hyping it up.

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    48. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one comment out of all these that sounds reasonable.

    49. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by jandersen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Note that I live near the Mississippi River, which, until it was leveed all to hell-and-gone, routinely shifted its channel from year to year. So the notion of a river rerouting itself isn't terribly surprising to me, nor is it really that big a deal, unless it reroutes itself over someone's house or a town (which the Mississippi used to do from time to time in the 19th Century).

      Sure, but this is well known from rivers that run over a plain - they tend to meander, silt builds up etc. The effect is rather more dramatic when the source dries up or goes to another river. It is the same, basic processes that are behind, but whereas the meandering river phenomenon is common, the interesting thing about this case is that it can be attributed directly to climate change: the glacier has melted away to such a degree that it now drains away through an entirely different channel. It would be great if people would not be so dismissive about these things - the scientists that bring these things up don't do so in order to get high approval rating on social media; they aren't airheaded celebrities craving attention; they point out observations that they think are potentially important, and which they suggest you should have a look at. It may feel great saying stuff like 'Yeah, shit happens; so what?" - right until the day when shit happens to you, particularly if you could have done something about it if only you could have been bothered.

    50. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How should we if you can't even be assed to remember how to properly spell his name?

      Yeah, and ask is such a hard word to get right.

    51. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump will have a sudden revelation when the waves start lapping at the 14th hole down in Mar-a-Lago. Which, considering what's happening all along Florida's East coast may not be that far off. And I'll be willing to lay odds that a great number of Trump properties are near the coasts.

      At least Trump is willing to change his mind on policy when the facts slap him in the face. Too many of his fellow Republicans would rather ride the train right off the cliff than "flip-flop".

    52. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      What makes you think that they haven't produced reports stating what proportion of the CO2 in the atmosphere comes from what source.

      The people shouting "Where's the proof?" loudest are the people least likely to actually look at the proof if you give it to them.

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    53. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Which part of your 'logic' means it's OK to dump billions of tons of CO2 into the air every year?

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    54. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      And it isn't like you would accept any evidence that proved you wrong.

      Why don't you actually try that and see if it's true?

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    55. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Hylandr · · Score: 0

      It's Trillions less than WWI, WWII, or any number of volcanic eruptions *alone*

      Interesting fact, if you look at you tube you will find a guy that likes to go into old abandoned mines. One of them, is thawing, after having been frozen solid within the last 100 years.

      Think about that. Sometime around 100 years ago an entire mine *froze* and is only now thawing. In the 70's the hype was over global cooling, for the same reasons the media and politi-farts have listed is causing global warming. If you have been on the Earth more than a decade or two you would recognize the patterns. But since these patterns manifest over a time longer than an appreciable measure of your lifespan you don't see it and buy into the media coverage 'never before has this happened' when in fact it did all the time.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Call it anecdotal all you want. It's not going to make the ice vanish.

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    56. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by KeensMustard · · Score: 3, Informative

      Good or bad, what proof is there, this is indeed "human-caused"?

      Whose fault is it if you are ignorant of the basic science of climate?

    57. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grew up on the Ohio. It's not a "very bad thing", it's somethi you accept living on a river. Sure, the Corp puts a lot of effort into preventing it, which actually does very, very bad things to the ecosystem.

    58. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      *munchmunch*

      Yup. But the popcorn tastes better when you can simply enjoy the show because you don't care about the characters in the play anymore.

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    59. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, if you find abject ignorance to be reasonable.

    60. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Truth_Quark · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well:
      1) If you measure all the sources of radiative forcing, you see that the natural ones are pretty much negligible with respect to the current warming, where as the "human-caused" ones are large.

      2) There have been papers that split the warming into the warming that would have happened from natural forcing, and that which would have happened from anthropogenic forcing. ((paper). Satisfyingly, the warming that has happened from the sum of the forcings, is approximately the sum of the warmings from each forcing. So it's nice and additive, therefore statements like "x% of the warming of the past y years is anthropogenic" are meaningful. Such as "80% of the warming of the past 100 years is anthropogenic" or "110% of the warming of the past 50 years is anthropogenic".

    61. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Only beavers are allowed to alter to suit their needs.

      Beavers' needs are everyone's needs. When they dam a river, they create a new marsh, which ends up providing habitat for more animals than a scrubby zone surrounding a riverbed. It increases the water-holding capacity of the land, which decreases flooding. When humans dam a river, we look for a very different site; and thus we interfere with fish, we flood regions which were formerly animal habitats, and we create the potential for a further environmental disaster should the dam fail.

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    62. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Note that I live near the Mississippi River, which, until it was leveed all to hell-and-gone, routinely shifted its channel from year to year.

      That's nothing compared to the Nile. However, the situation is different, so you can't directly compare one to the other.

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    63. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Bruh youre making us look bad...

    64. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I grew up on the Ohio. It's not a "very bad thing", it's somethi you accept living on a river. Sure, the Corp puts a lot of effort into preventing it, which actually does very, very bad things to the ecosystem.

      Which, in turn, is why people living on a river is a "very bad thing".

      It just doesn't make sense for humans to live on flood plains any more, now that we're not dependent on rivers for transport. And the government should never bail out anyone who lives on a flood plain, at least not more than giving them one of those ikea flat pack shelters and telling them not to put it on a flood plain.

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    65. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Truth_Quark · · Score: 3, Insightful

      With claims it's "human-caused" without any scientific basis.

      No, showing the reasoning with references to the hundreds of peer reviewed scholarly papers that provide the basis for that reasoning is with scientific basis.

      "Without scientific basis" means without reference to the scholarly literature, and generally also without sound reasoning or true axioms.

      And all these smart people lauding this shit can't answer how much of it is human contribution. Is it 5%? 100%?

      As of 2000 it's about 80% of the past 100 years, and about 110% of the past 50 years.

      I'm not denying climate change, hell, i'm not denying that it's in part human cause... but screaming that human-caused climate change rerouted a river is a fucking hyperbole.

      The current climate change is human caused. That's not hyperbole. It's certainly not fucking hyperbole. And calling something fucking hyperbole without any scientific basis is ironic considering how your post began.

    66. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Truth_Quark · · Score: 2

      What makes you think that they haven't produced reports stating what proportion of the CO2 in the atmosphere comes from what source.

      The oceans and terrestrial biosphere are net carbon sinks. They have sunk 55-60% of the carbon emitted by the combustion of fossil fuels and land use change.
      All the increase is due to human activity. Natural systems are balancing some of it. (Hence ocean acidification and CO2 fertilization).

      In the past 50 years, the fraction of CO2 emissions that remains in the atmosphere each year has likely increased, from about 40% to 45%, and models suggest that this trend was caused by a decrease in the uptake of CO2 by the carbon sinks in response to climate change and variability.

    67. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

      I am sorry that would be because rivers don't change course on their own.

      The river in the article changed course the lake that used to be its source emptied in another direction that was previously blocked by ice.

      The precipitating event for all of this happened in summer 2016, when meltwater from the retreating Kaskawulsh glacier burst through a channel of ice, suddenly draining a glacial lake that had fed Slims river and directing waters into a different river that ultimately heads south toward the Gulf of Alaska. Previously, these waters had ultimately fed into the vast Yukon river, which empties on Alaska’s west coast. - The fucking article.

    68. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1
    69. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the scientists that bring these things up don't do so in order to get high approval rating on social media

      No, they do it because of grant money for scientists who "study" global warm^h^h^h^h^w, er, climate change. If your conclusions point to AGW, you win the prize.

    70. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

      Paid for by the people that profit from the fear mongering.

      The IPCC is funded by the World Meteorological Organisation and by the United Nations Environment Programme.

      But the reports are written by scientist volunteers.

      How do you claim "fear mongering" is monetized bu these bodies?

      Bunch of chicken little politicians making money.

      The political review waters down the results. This is because a democracy doesn't want to spend any money now to counter a problem what will fall in someone else's term.

      There's no money in it for politicians, just cost.

      News flash, the Earth changes, and always will.

      Nevertheless, if you increase the atmospheric concentration of greenhouse gasses, you will increase the greenhouse effect.

      It's not rocket science.

      The old timers will tell you.

      Plenty of old timers will tell you that the weather is warming unlike anything before. But it is the measurements that make evidence, not anecdotes.

    71. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Truth_Quark · · Score: 2

      It's Trillions less than WWI, WWII, or any number of volcanic eruptions *alone*

      And here we see an example of complete bullshit.

      Human emissions are 120 times volcanic eruptions.

      According to the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS), the world’s volcanoes, both on land and undersea, generate about 200 million tons of carbon dioxide (CO2) annually, while our automotive and industrial activities cause some 24 billion tons of CO2 emissions every year worldwide. - Scientific American.

    72. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm waiting for you climate accepters to change your behavior in any way. Including but not limited to posting on slashdot using global warming causing devices.

    73. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      I am sorry that would be because rivers don't change course on their own.

      https://www.google.com/search?...

      This one is particularly good

      http://www.npr.org/sections/in...

      Anyone who had read their Mark Twain was aware of the Mississippi doing this all the time.

      Here's more

      https://www.google.com/search?...

      Most people who have at least the basic knowledge of Earth Science will tell you changing course is what rivers do.

      I think you missed the point. Of course, rivers can change course by either their own or direct human influences. In this case, TFA said it is from the climate change. I believe humans are parts of the climate change. However, I'm still not sure how much impact of human causes to the climate change which in turn causes the river to change course. There seems to be a missing link (explanation) to the whole process. It is rather a big leap to conclusion. Need more study of those impacts before making a big jump as in TFA...

    74. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You left out the part where the UN reports are edited by the politicians.

    75. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why people living on a river need to just deal with it. The good land is probably already taken. That's why your tralier park was put in the flood zone.

    76. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The popcorn sucks and is very overpriced. And the movie industry keeps churning out the same crappy film year after year.

      That's the better metaphor.

    77. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Rei · · Score: 1

      Actually, earthquakes are pretty common in the area near Vatnajökull :) But to break it down:

      jökull = glacier.
      fossar = waterfalls. foss = waterfall.
      á = river (ár is genitive / possessive)
      mor: in this context I can think of several possibilities. One is mor as in sediment, which seems perfectly reasonable coming off of a glacier. Another is short for mórauður (reddish brown - lit. "peat red"). But probably the former. mors is genitive / possessive.

      So you have the Morsá (sediment river). What do you call the glacier that feeds it? Morsárjökull - the Sediment River Glacier.
      And if it develops a series of waterfalls? Morsárfossar - Sediment River Falls.

      It's no different from what you do in English. If you saw the word - oh, let's say "Yellowstone" - and didn't know the words "yellow" or "stone", it'd look like gibberish. Your mind wouldn't even know where to break it up, where to put accents, etc.

      "Yel Lows Tone"?
      "Yell Owst One"?
      "Ye Llows Ton E"?
      "Yell Ow Sto Ne?" ... etc.

      But once you know the words "Yellow" and "Stone", it's easy. It's no different with Icelandic. I'm sure Eyjafjallajökull looks scary too, but it's just Eyja (genitive of "Islands"), Fjalla (genitive of "Mountains") and Jökull (glacier) - three common, short words. Glacier of the Mountains of the Islands. The Island-Mountains' Glacier. Either referring to nearby Vestmannaeyjar or perhaps Landeyjar (Land Islands).

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    78. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Rivers sway back and forth naturally. They are a dynamic, if slowly-changing, feature.

      Increased glacial flow would just accelerate this process.

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    79. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by mi · · Score: 0

      You can at least start with the IPCC report

      I'm sorry, but that's a rather discredited organization.

      then look at the scientific journals that have been published since then

      No proof, in other words. As suspected...

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    80. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Dude, explaining a joke doesn't make it funny, ok?

      That's like trying to explain the joke about the great Finn Hunde Anleinen who was so extremely popular in Germany that they named a lot of parks after him.

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    81. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Layzej · · Score: 1

      how much of it is human contribution. Is it 5%? 100%?

      It's about 100%, and probably slightly more than that. Natural factors have been driving temperatures down. See Tett et al. 2000, Meehl et al. 2004, Stone et al. 2007, or Gillett et al. 2012.

    82. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      I like not this news ! Bring me some other news !

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    83. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Look ... I know nobody here reads the article - but right there in it, it explains how this is NOTHING LIKE the Missisipi. That's a change at the END Of the river, not the START of the river.

      Changes at the start of a glacial fed river should be nearly impossible, and in a period of less than 50-million years, it shouldn't be possible at all.

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    84. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      There is nothing "missing" about it, the human contribution is AT LEAST 100% and probably MORE than that, because all the evidence (and there are several studies linked higher in this same thread) is that the natural factors are currently pushing temperatures DOWN - so without human effects it would actually be getting COLDER, that makes any increases MORE than 100% due to human activity.

      This has been studied extensively, and it's thing for which we have overwhelming evidence. It's just the latest stake in the denier chart. "Deny it's happening". Evidence gets too overwhelming. "Deny it's man-made". Evidence gets too overwhelming. "Deny we know how MUCH is manmade"...
      Further hits on the trail include claiming it will cost less to deal with the effects than to fix the problem, claiming losses from not using as much fossil fuel cannot possibly be outweighed from economic gains in the renewable industries and other patently false and, in fact, flagrantly absurd claims.

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    85. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the wars (though they fall inside the period and are PART of what human activity has dumped) but I do know you're talking bullshit about volcanoes. You're probably even talking bullshit if you add volcanoes to the wars !
      The American Geophysical Union did a study - and found that the total average annual CO2 output from volcanoes is only 0.25% (that's a quarter of 1%) of what is put out by coal plants. Just coal plants alone, in other words, is 400 times more CO2 than volcanoes.

      More-over volcanoes actually release very little CO2 -they mostly release stuff like ash and sulfur, volcanoes are, in fact more likely to cause temperatures to go DOWN by blocking sunlight, as happened in the late 19th century when a major volcano in Asia the year before caused Europe's "year without a summer".

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    86. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Evidence please ?

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    87. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      So... scientific evidence is not "proof" of a scientific claim in your mind ?

      Please go jump of a building. Because the proof that gravity exists is, in fact, significantly weaker than the evidence that human are causing climate change. By your own standard of evidence - you should be fine ! And the difference is, by doubting the science that way, if you're wrong, you only fucked over yourself. Right now your scientific illiteracy is fucking over all of us.

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    88. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm waiting for all the climate change believers to show me what they're doing in their personal lives to try to swing the state of things instead of just waiting for the government pen to come around and "make everything right."

      Let's face it, if you believe this is true and it does make you want to bring about change but you're not changing yourself then you're a liar and a hypocrite.

    89. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by mi · · Score: 1

      So... scientific evidence is not "proof" of a scientific claim in your mind?

      Scientific evidence would've been proof — if it existed. But IPCC report does not have it. Nor is the entire discipline of "Climate Science" particularly well-established. This is partly due to the very nature of their domain — climate change is a very slow process making reproducible experiments very hard. What hampers it further is politization — Statists have seized on it long ago to justify further encroachment by the government into people's daily lives.

      Climate Science's record is very poor — I challenge you to find two of their predictions, that have turned true. The rules are here... Try it yourself.

      Because the proof that gravity exists is, in fact, significantly weaker than the evidence that human are causing climate change.

      The existence of gravity is trivially verified. Predictions made by the scientific discipline (Physics, or, more specifically — Mechanics) are very precise. We know, how to compute the time it will take for an object to fall with high precision and, indeed, a wide variety of machines and other mechanisms (from well-heads to airplanes and spaceships) have been built because of how well we do understand gravity.

      Climate change, on the other hand, remains poorly understood (although highly politicized). Thus we rate your claim, that evidence of gravity is "significantly weaker" than that of anthropogenic climate change as Four Pinnochios and Liar Liar Pants on Fire.

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    90. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Rei · · Score: 1

      It wasn't my joke, so it doesn't hurt me if I ruin it ;)

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    91. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit changes. Therefore bad. Eeeeeeee...

      Sky is falling. Eeeeeeee....

      Don't need proof because we've bought the best results we can afford. Eeeee.....

      People don't want science, they only want the best results we can manipulate. Eeeeee....

      Ahhhh. Now I feel like I've done something for mankind. Eeeeee....

      You don't agree. You're just not a good person like me. Eeeeee....

    92. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We cause all of it you stupid fuckface. Die in a fire, seriously

    93. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about we show up and tell you the headline is bullshit?

      There have been many many many rivers changed over the last century; some by man and some naturally. It's a very common process, and I have seen major waterways change path, reverse course, etc. etc.

      Earth has had multiple ice ages followed by multiple periods of tropics, and that record shows we are due for another change again, only so far, it's no place close to the changes of the past.

      https://ixquick-proxy.com/do/spg/show_picture.pl?l=english&rais=1&oiu=https%3A%2F%2Fqph.ec.quoracdn.net%2Fmain-qimg-7a85660efcc5d30104f428a2024e1c23&sp=8d71783f82db48922325afee49256f16

      I don't deny climate change. but the politicians have been brainwashing you and many others into accepting responsibility so they can charge you a carbon tax, and that's the real reason they talk about it so much. Because paying a bunch of greedy bastards is going to fix it.

      If they were serious about preventing Climate change then explain the following.

      1. All my life I see mega corporations dumping tons of chemicals into our water, into our air and onto our land. By simply outlawing this in any new facilities, companies would be highly motivated to find green ways to resolve these issues, but they keep building and expanding with almost no new regulation.

      2. If you try to put up solar panels, a windmill or geothermal, you will find local and or state government charging you a high permit fee; as much as $7000 just for a permit. if they were serious about saving the planet, they would drop those fees to $100.

      3. Communities complain if you collect rain water. For each gallon you collect from the rain, that is one gallon that does not have to be run through the filtering plant or pumped through the pipes which would result in less energy spent, and less wear and tear on equipment. But instead, communities demand you buy water from them, and many restrict you having a garden.

      It's all about getting your money.

    94. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does happen. just as 100 year floods, 500 year floods, 1000 year floods there are also 100 year re-routes, etc.

    95. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... to their knowledge..."

      Means, we aren't sure but we are guessing.

    96. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try reading the IPCC which gives the percentage, and error margins on what proportion is caused by humans.

    97. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To start with, i don't think you have actually spent any time researching the issue, except for reading some articles.. Ie probably on the same level of understanding the issue as me and most people posting here...

      View the temperature graph spanning the last 420000 years : http://www.climate4you.com/Glo... - from a google search, and we all know all data on the internet is true and peer-reviewed.. trust with care =)

      Not saying we don't affect the climate and from that graph we are in the line for a warming of the planet.... And there is a lot of conflicting data if you compare long-term and short-term..

      The time the human population has been spewing out greenhouse gasses is a blimp in the history of the earth so it makes it really difficult since we lack good data to analyze to start with.

      But on the other hand... If we do nothing, and we are the reason it may cost us a crap-load... If we are the cause and do something it may cost a smaller crap-load.. Or it may also be that we are slowing the cooling of the earth and that may even be a good thing in the longer run too...
      More data is needed to make any real determination of what is happening and why.

      It's a big issue here is that we have two big groups where one says "We are the reason, only our theories are valid." and another group say "We are not the reason, only our theories are valid" makes it a big problem because it causes us to ignore valid points the other side may have that may bring us closer to a real understanding of what is happening.

      It does not matter where the data comes from as long as it's valid data.. It just brings us closer to understanding the whole issue.

      I do believe the global warming issue is more complex than just the amount of greenhouse gasses humans have released into the atmosphere.. And maybe it will cause us to go into a hot period faster..

    98. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read this:
      http://clivebest.com/blog/?p=1...
      It gave me a fairly good understanding of how the IR absorption with CO2. Some parts of it is speculation, but the basic science of how it works looks to be sound if compared with:
      https://scied.ucar.edu/carbon-...
      https://www.skepticalscience.c...

      (With the above, please use more than one source for your data.. Look for multiple sources before just accepting and single one as fact)

      It's more complex than testing it in a lab... More studies are needed and that requires us to throw some cash at it... Screaming "climate change denier" does nothing except causes us to ignore valid data, and that may cause us to throw a lot more $$ on the issue that we would need to.

      Not saying we are not causing it... i'm saying "we don't know" and we need more research into the issue..

      We may need to act like we are the cause before knowing for sure we are the cause to prevent it from getting worse. If it turns out we are not the cause it may have cost us a big of $$ but if it turns out we are the cause without acting it may wipe out a large chunk of earth's population.

    99. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      If the "equilibrium is out of balance" there will be shifts and changes in the system until equilibrium is achieved.

      So, once the sun stops adding energy to the system things should settle down. Until then you should buckle your seat belt. Its going to be a bumpy ride.

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    100. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      There was a huge thing about it where emails between scientists were exposed. Feeling too lazy right now to dig up evidence you're not going to bother reading anyways.

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    101. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Hylandr · · Score: 0

      You clearly get your science from the entertainment industry.

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    102. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably think all rivers flow really slowly since hey have finished emptying into the ocean, and that the air must be getting super dry with all the rain over the last few thousand years too, based on that "understanding" of equilibrium.

    103. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation needed]

    104. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The American Geophysical Union is part of the entertainment industry ?

    105. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quiet son, adults are talking.

    106. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      yes of course: it's a vast, time travelling conspiracy. It's so obvious to me now!

    107. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      No.

      Of course, it doesn't sit right atop a continental divide, unlike the river in TFA.

      IOW, it's still not all that big a deal. Interesting, and I'm really curious to see the long term effects (if any, it may reroute itself back next year). But not something to panic over....

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    108. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Mississippi is 120 miles shorter today than 240 years ago. It's the water flow that eventually allows an easier, shorter path to get used. In this case I'm a denier because water always flows downhill and eventually clears a shortest path. Moronic to think its caused by climate change.

    109. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they aren't airheaded celebrities craving attention"

      Please tell Michael E. Mann that.

    110. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by tbannist · · Score: 1

      The mine you reference used to be under a glacier. The stuff in the mine froze because it was abandoned and under a glacier. 100 years ago, the glacier might have been expanding, but now it's retreated. The facts of your anecdote are entirely consistently with the mainstream theories of anthropogenic global warming.

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    111. Re: Oh, this is going to be great by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Feeling too lazy right now to dig up evidence you're not going to bother reading anyways.

      Well, it is very difficult to find things that don't exist, and then get other people to read the stuff that you didn't find...

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    112. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's a big difference between a guess and a well educated deduction

    113. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're so full of shit.

      There aren't "two big groups" there's one big group made up of 90-95% of climate scientists saying "this is our fault", then there's a very tiny group of 3-4% of climate scientists saying "yeah, but maybe it's like, confusing and complex man" and an even smaller group saying "I don't like it, therefor it's fake"

      This isn't a "both sides equally valid" situation. The 3-5% in the denial category are holdouts from the time before this was accepted, they aren't rebels with a new theory, they're just deniers of what has been proven.

    114. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's entirely appropriate that the term we use for people who are utterly stupid in every way should sound utterly stupid in every way.

      They are, in essence, denying the current climate trends. They are basically saying "it wasn't hot this year" which is basically climate denial.

      Hell, I think we should call them "climate buffoons" personally

    115. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Hylandr · · Score: 0

      In all honesty the chicken little outbreak will likely fade in the next 30 years ago or be replaced by another mass panic that the elite continue to make money from. In the 70's it was global cooling etc.

      Continue to run around as though the sky is falling. you're going to be a nuisance one way or another anyways. Just try and stay off my lawn, and get your own popcorn.

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    116. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Continue to run around as though the sky is falling.

      Continue burying your head in the sand and pretending that everyone who isn't doing the exact same thing as you is an idiot, it makes your an easier target.

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    117. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Continue burying your head in the sand and pretending that everyone who isn't doing the exact same thing as you is an idiot, it makes your an easier target.

      *Shrug*

      It's mostly the online community that's lost it's ability for critical thinking. The Internet has an amplifying effect for voices that is disproportionate to knowledge or intelligence. When it comes to things manifesting in the real world I can mostly rely on real world financial mechanics keeping things from getting stupid. To be certain we are doing more harm to our environment mining the resources, producing, then later disposing of 'green' technologies like batteries, solar, etc.

      I do what I can to reduce my online prescience to reduce potential attack vectors from SJW's and people like you. Regardless of the laws of where I live, the Internet is not a place where free speech is appreciated or respected.

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    118. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by tbannist · · Score: 1

      It's mostly the online community that's lost it's ability for critical thinking.

      Actually, it's mostly you who appears to have lost the ability to think critically (if you ever had it). Simply put, If you were able to think critically you wouldn't have resorted to personal attacks when I told you that your anecdotal story doesn't back up the position that you claimed it did.

      Regardless of the laws of where I live, the Internet is not a place where free speech is appreciated or respected.

      Maybe, or maybe people just don't like it when you act like an arrogant, condescending jackass. Especially when you're acting like that and unequivocally wrong at the same time. Free speech means the government doesn't interfere with your right to say what you like, it doesn't mean people have to like you or the odious things that you post. People can like free speech and still think you're an overbearing, know-nothing ass who they'd rather not associate with.

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    119. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's mostly you who appears to have lost the ability to think critically (if you ever had it). Simply put, If you were able to think critically you wouldn't have resorted to personal attacks when I told you that your anecdotal story doesn't back up the position that you claimed it did

      Show me where I did this? Sure didn't stop you from escalating.

      Free speech means the government doesn't interfere with your right to say what you like, it doesn't mean people have to like you or the odious things that you post. People can like free speech and still think you're an overbearing, know-nothing ass who they'd rather not associate with.

      You are correct and suffice it to say my opinion of your opinion is of the same low esteem. The line is drawn in regards to free speech when those domestic terrorists start using force to exert their will outside of the physical protections provided by law. This is our right. You don't have to like my opinion, I don't have to like yours. But neither of us is allowed to use force to coerce the other to our way of thinking or beat our opponent into submission.

      We all have the right to say what we want without fear of physical violence. Freedom of speech died first on the Internet, and now there's fascist groups like antifa trying to quell opinions they don't like by using terrorist tactics of oppression. People who broke down because the words trump 2016 were chalked on the sidewalks are now attacking anyone that disagrees with them. This fits the tried and true profiles of mental disorder, but I could be wrong.

      You can attempt to attack my character all you want, call me names etc, it won't change the truth of my observations.

      Either way, we have strayed far from the topic and this is just another dead horse we're beating.

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    120. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Show me where I did this?

      Continue to run around as though the sky is falling. you're going to be a nuisance one way or another anyways.

      At that point, I hadn't written anything other than your "evidence" is actually consistent with mainstream views on climate change. Rather than own up to the fact that the anecdote wasn't useful or explaining why you thought it didn't fit into the theory, you immediately resorted insults and ad hominem dismissal.

      Sure didn't stop you from escalating.

      Escalation? What escalation? All I see is you boorishly complaining about irrelevancies, then whining about how nobody wants to listen to your "wisdom".

      We all have the right to say what we want without fear of physical violence.

      It'd be nice if people who believe that also thought they had a duty to use that right responsibly. All too often I see verbal bullies hiding behind "free speech" as shield from the predictable consequences of the offensive things they say.

      This fits the tried and true profiles of mental disorder, but I could be wrong.

      From your track record, you probably are. In fact, I'd say in this case you've layered incorrect opinions so deep, you probably need professional help to come back to terms with reality.

      You can attempt to attack my character all you want, call me names etc, it won't change the truth of my observations.

      If you can't understand the difference between behaviour and character, how can we do anything but doubt the truth of your (biased) observations?

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    121. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      *Sigh*

      Show me where I did this?
      >Continue to run around as though the sky is falling. you're going to be a nuisance one way or another anyways.

      Speaking in generalizations here. Not a *personal* ( ad-hominem ) attack.

      Maybe, or maybe people just don't like it when you act like an arrogant, condescending jackass. Especially when you're acting like that and unequivocally wrong at the same time. Free speech means the government doesn't interfere with your right to say what you like, it doesn't mean people have to like you or the odious things that you post. People can like free speech and still think you're an overbearing, know-nothing ass who they'd rather not associate with.

      Escalating beyond what I had mentioned as a generalization.

      It'd be nice if people who believe that also thought they had a duty to use that right responsibly. All too often I see verbal bullies hiding behind "free speech" as shield from the predictable consequences of the offensive things they say.

      Pot, meet kettle. A typical defense used by spin doctors in the liberal camp.

      From your track record, you probably are. In fact, I'd say in this case you've layered incorrect opinions so deep, you probably need professional help to come back to terms with reality.

      Appeal to authority. *Yawn*

      If you can't understand the difference between behaviour and character, how can we do anything but doubt the truth of your (biased) observations?

      Loaded Question, and an ad-hominem attack.

      Do you have anything new to bring to the debate or will you finally concede your defeat through continued attempts on my character / behaviour?

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    122. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Do you have anything new to bring to the debate or will you finally concede your defeat through continued attempts on my character / behaviour?

      What debate? You conceded your position when you failed to reply to my original statement that your evidence wasn't useful to your argument. Maybe you can't see that because you hold other people to a different standard than you hold yourself? Everything since has been an attempt to educate you on how not to be an ass in public. Let's give it a few months and see if you've learned anything...

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    123. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Everything since has been an attempt to educate you on how not to be an ass in public.

      There's no need to take this upon yourself. The facts that have been propagated by the entertainment industry does not match actual observations. I am sorry if that makes you uncomfortable but you can't wish away reality by calling people names. Real observations don't care for politics.

      Now enough of this. You patently have nothing constructive to add.

      ~ Good Day.

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    124. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by tbannist · · Score: 1

      . I am sorry if that makes you uncomfortable but you can't wish away reality by calling people names.

      You mean like calling people "chicken little" because they disagree with you?

      Real observations don't care for politics.

      No, they don't, but do you even know what a "real observation" is? Because all I've seen from you is personal attacks and (ironically) references to the entertainment industry. The amount of hypocrisy you are capable of displaying is truly amazing.

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    125. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Not taking the bait. You're not going to spin this around.

      We're done here.

      ~ Good Day.

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    126. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Not taking the bait. You're not going to spin this around.

      Yeah, I understand that. If you were to acknowledge that you are exactly what you hate, it would be a pretty humbling blow to your ego.

      We're done here.

      We were done a long time ago, but you are just so unintentionally funny, that I just can't stop...

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    127. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      that I just can't stop

      I expected you were trolling but thanks for confirming.

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    128. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by tbannist · · Score: 1

      I expected you were trolling but thanks for confirming.

      Remember, just because you didn't like what I wrote, that doesn't mean every word of it isn't true. You should try to be a better person, if you were a little less arrogant and ignorant and you might stop looking like a caricature of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

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    129. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      Reading through my past posts and quoting me is more than a little creepy.

      You lost, and we both have better things to do with our time.

      Seriously, it's time to let it go.

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    130. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by tbannist · · Score: 1

      You lost, and we both have better things to do with our time.

      Do you see what I mean? Why are you so obsessed over wining and losing? This isn't a zero-sum game.

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    131. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      *Rolls Eyes*

      Why are you still here?

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    132. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't I be here? I already told you that I want to be here, it seems to me that you're having trouble walking away... You've said good bye two or three times now?

      Maybe you can't walk away because you have a pathological need to get the last word in?

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    133. Re:Oh, this is going to be great by Hylandr · · Score: 1

      LOL. I could argue the same for you. :)

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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  2. Prirates should stick to the oceans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not rapid rivers

    1. Re: Prirates should stick to the oceans by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the Vikings in France!

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    2. Re: Prirates should stick to the oceans by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      They ain't no Vikings. They're the Normans now.

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  3. In 1913 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Colorado and Brazos rivers joined into one raging river due to upstream flooding, changing the course of both rivers.

    Not due to man made global warming. So yes it has happened in recent history.

    1. Re:In 1913 by Koby77 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>saying that such events had often occurred in the Earth's geologic past, but never before, to their knowledge, as a sudden present-day event.

      And also we're now going to blame ANY climate change on mankind, even if it happened in the past, and even though the earth's climate has been constantly changing for the past 5 billion years.

    2. Re:In 1913 by Uberbah · · Score: 0

      And also we're now going to blame ANY climate change on mankind, even if it happened in the past, and even though the earth's climate has been constantly changing for the past 5 billion years.

      If you're willfully obtuse, sure.

    3. Re:In 1913 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are a fucking idiot

    4. Re:In 1913 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we look back and see events in the past tended to happen every X years and (oddly enough) right around the industrial revolution they started happening every X / 1000 years, it tells us some things.

    5. Re:In 1913 by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      There's a stream in the Scottish Highlands which has done this several times in recorded history (i.e., since the first maps were made of the area in sufficient detail, about 1830). I forget the Gaelic spelling of the originating name, but the anglicisation is "corrom," and the translation given is usually "balance", because the direction of travel of the stream in question flips from one side of the watershed (6 miles to the sea) to the other side (~30 miles to the sea) like a balance with equal weights on each pan.

      Ah, there's the little bugger : "Allt a' Chothruim", the "stream of the balance" ; it's hard to see how to get from that name to the "popular" term, but that's Gaelic for you.

      More recently the term "delta watershed" has replaced "corrom" - and the situation is fairly common, with a stream coming from a narrow mountain valley into wider one and building a delta (including steep ones, often termed "alluvial cones"), which happens to sit on a watershed in the larger valley. So, a relatively small change in the delta has a large consequence in the direction of water flow.

      It's hardly a new phenomenon (I've seen at least one other example, in Scotland), but this sounds like a fine example.

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  4. Of course it did. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All those anti-glacier protestors went and sucked it all up. Wow, they are powerful.

  5. Lol, just lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sky is falling!

  6. geologically instantaneous by turkeydance · · Score: 2

    THAT'S the band's name.

  7. It was ManBearPig! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm totally serial

  8. Que? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Queue the:
    - Climate change deniers;
    - Climate change is not anthropogenic;
    - Its cold outside therefore the climate is getting colder;
    - "in the 80s there was global cooling".

    W

    1. Re: Que? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Queue the idiots that put up straw men... Like you

    2. Re:Que? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see the self-righteous "Queue the [list of lesser people]" guy has been cued.

      Now cue the intelligent people.

      CAPTCHA: meanings

    3. Re:Que? by temcat · · Score: 1

      So you're able to predict that people who don't agree with you will come here.
      Does that somehow mean that you're right and they are not?
      Nope.

    4. Re: Que? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Queue the idiots that put up straw men... Like you

      Cue the morons who can't spell "cue." Buncha "loosers."

    5. Re: Que? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Queue the cue and que debaters! Maybe they will get the cue and move to Que leaving us alone!

    6. Re: Que? by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      Cue the sack.

  9. Republicans are salivating, a chance to dither! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Offering eachother plausible scenarios where they need to do nothing feels so good!

  10. So some ice melted and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    So some ice melted and uncovered a path of less resistance... and they're surprised that the river didn't hesitate to take it, and that the places where the water used to go now has less. mmkay

    EVERYBODY PANIC

  11. A slam-dunk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    "The researchers found only a minuscule probability that the retreat of Kaskawulsh glacier — which retracted by nearly half a mile from 1956 to 2007 — could have occurred in what they called a “constant climate.” They therefore inferred that the events in question could be attributed to human-caused climate change."

    1. Re:A slam-dunk! by Koby77 · · Score: 0, Troll

      An alarmist researcher can blame his or her poor predictions on AGW. Amazing!

    2. Re:A slam-dunk! by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      Don't be an idiot. You need to learn more about time-series analysis and forecasting and observational surveys before you can criticize research methodology. Everything is mathematically and scientifically rigorous. Your personal distaste for the results and reality of their implications doesn't matter.

    3. Re:A slam-dunk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully your wikipedia grade education is here to save us.

    4. Re:A slam-dunk! by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry wikipedia is a shitty source for anything, but it's understandable that you depend on it and don't understand the difference between it and real knowledge. Try getting a real education at university and beyond once you graduate. Then get some work experience you little slacker.

    5. Re:A slam-dunk! by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      I'm seeing a pattern with you. No, one does not need to look into methodology when a topic is unknowable. If the method is rigorous, then it is misapplied or the results don't actually show what TFS says it shows.

    6. Re:A slam-dunk! by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      Your are still wrong; check my reply to your other post which includes the exact quote showing the opposite of your claim. The research paper itself makes the direct claim that this is caused by human-caused warming, and uses concrete statistical analysis to support it. That is where the probability mentioned in the Washington Post article really came from. You need a lot more education.

  12. Chain of conclusions by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The researchers found only a minuscule probability that the retreat of Kaskawulsh glacier — which retracted by nearly half a mile from 1956 to 2007 — could have occurred in what they called a “constant climate.” They therefore inferred that the events in question could be attributed to human-caused climate change."

    So they think it's unlikely to have occurred in a "constant climate", and among the imaginable range of non-constant climates they hinted the events *could* be attributed to "human-caused climate change". (Whatever that exactly means, given that there are infinite causes of climate change, many of them significant.)

    So, logically, WaPo titles the article "For the first time on record, human-caused climate change has rerouted an entire river." Good job, journalists.

    1. Re:Chain of conclusions by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 0, Troll

      given that there are infinite causes of climate change, many of them significant.

      Causes:
      * CO2 from burning fuels (by humans)
      * Methane from cows (cultivated by humans)
      * 200K cycle that still has another 30K years to go but has been pushed ahead (by the above)

      Which other "significant" causes am I missing?

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    2. Re: Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      - Politicians creating a fake problem so that they can 'fix' it with taxation.
      - Leftist agitators who want to destroy prosperity so they can exert control over divided and downtrodden masses.
      - Climate scientists looking for easy grant money for coming to the 'right' conclusions.

    3. Re:Chain of conclusions by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

      I'd say whatever contributes to that 200K cycle you mentioned. I could be wrong but I imagine those factors are not well understood.

      Also I wonder how on-clock we believe these cycles have been coming in the past. Have they all been well within that 15% estimated drift of today? 15% doesn't sound like much for a system so incredibly complex. I may be wrong.

    4. Re:Chain of conclusions by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 5, Informative

      Also I wonder how on-clock we believe these cycles have been coming in the past. Have they all been well within that 15% estimated drift of today? 15% doesn't sound like much for a system so incredibly complex. I may be wrong.

      Sounds like you don't really know just how fucked thing have become. Using ice core samples, they were able to calculate how much atmospheric CO2 there was in the past. Here's a graph of it including our really fucked present.

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    5. Re: Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least you didn't link to that silly hand-drawn xkcd comic graph.

    6. Re:Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucked? Watch all rivers change. Have a Co2-enhanced lettuce and tomato samwich. Then shut up.

    7. Re:Chain of conclusions by Namarrgon · · Score: 4, Informative

      Also:
      - Watch sea levels rise
      - Watch unprecedented king tides and storm surges destroy billions in coastal property
      - Watch millions of coastal & river delta farmers lose their farms due to salt
      - Watch global threat levels rise from increased resource conflicts
      - Watch temperatures rise
      - Watch tropical diseases spread to new areas
      - Watch unique and valuable reefs bleach and die
      - Watch billions of tourism dollars disappear
      - Watch rainfall patterns change drastically
      - Watch farmers try to cope with drought & floods like they've never seen before
      - Watch rising ocean acidification attack crucial food-web ecosystems
      - Watch rising risks of runaway feedback from e.g. Siberian methane traps
      - Watch deniers eventually change their tune to "oh well, it's too late to do anything now"

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    8. Re:Chain of conclusions by Namarrgon · · Score: 1

      I'd say whatever contributes to that 200K cycle you mentioned. I could be wrong but I imagine those factors are not well understood.

      That would be orbital variations, which are very well understood.

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    9. Re:Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes lets use a made up chart without any source to back it up and from a website called "skeptic.com" as proof.

    10. Re:Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      climate change is real, but please don't link fucked up bullshit charts like that, they try to make it look like a huge swing when in actuality on the scale presented the last 200 years is a tiny increase yet the chart tries to falsely imply the modern era started near the bottom. These charts are as bad as any climate change denier garbage.

    11. Re:Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, when they have no science to back up man-made climate change they are forced to jump to conclusions like this to get people to believe in it. They found the only things they can write about is things that can't be tested, since every time they say something that is possible to test, they are found out to be wrong. (though the pro-man made climate change scientists know it is a lie). They have been told to lie to the public to get people to believe it.

    12. Re:Chain of conclusions by Namarrgon · · Score: 1

      It's from the Vostok ice core (Petit 2000). You could also have found the same graph at NOAA, should you have bothered to look before declaring it made-up.

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    13. Re:Chain of conclusions by Namarrgon · · Score: 2

      For the last 400 thousand years, atmospheric CO2 has varied regularly by +/- 60 ppm. We are now 105 ppm (30%) past the highest recorded levels, and you think that's a "tiny increase"?

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    14. Re:Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fucking hilarious. Why do people still spout the whole "climate is static and unchanging" bullshit?
      Literally every bit of evidence dug out of the ground around the world says the exact opposite, that the entire planets climate constantly shifts between highs and lows.
      We're on the high right now before it collapses and falls back to the low point due to the currents in oceans being flooded by freshwater. That collapse could happen any time between now and the next few hundred years.

      NOTHING will stop it. And if we COULD stop it, we'll likely kill the fucking planet in doing so. (since it likely has far-reaching consequences for what happens under the ground in terms of the cores cycling as well)
      Keeping it persistently "hot" (wrt now) will lead us to Venus. Or worse, that shitty 2012 movie where plates become unstable and volcanic activity explodes through the roof. (not neutrinos melting plates in the case of the films plot)

      The best route is to save and adapt to the future climates, both extreme heat and extreme cold.
      As a species, we can easily survive another ice age with minimal loss (minimal being 25% of the species)
      We can now grow food indoors in massive scales via stuff like aquaponics.
      We can insulate homes from outside temperatures very well. You can go even further and reshape homes to have the hottest point in the middle (bedrooms) and only heat that, weak insulation between that and the rest of the home will let that heat slowly travel out to the living spaces. Living spaces shouldn't be heated, it's fucking dumb. Put clothes on. Equally have homes underground in viable places. Wind is a huge heat-killer. We need more raw material for building shelter anyway.
      Building large-scale arcologies for humans and animals will help preserve species as much as possible. (or just move them to the equators, which will not experience as much from ice ages as the tropics and up will)
      The most we have went in terms of arcologies are malls. We just need to go one step further and add homes as well. It isn't a hard thing.
      In the future, eventually, we'll be able to regrow these species despite massive losses in the gene pool. By that time we will almost certainly have cracked DNA in its entirety and be able to add random mutations to add diversity back to the germlines.

      Geoengineering will be the end of us. We've already created microclimates around concrete jungles that extend for triple the distance of its radius.

    15. Re:Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Watch sea levels rise
      - Watch unprecedented king tides and storm surges destroy billions in coastal property
      - Watch millions of coastal & river delta farmers lose their farms due to salt
      - Watch global threat levels rise from increased resource conflicts
      - Watch temperatures rise
      - Watch tropical diseases spread to new areas
      - Watch unique and valuable reefs bleach and die
      - Watch billions of tourism dollars disappear
      - Watch rainfall patterns change drastically
      - Watch farmers try to cope with drought & floods like they've never seen before
      - Watch rising ocean acidification attack crucial food-web ecosystems
      - Watch rising risks of runaway feedback from e.g. Siberian methane traps
      - Watch deniers eventually change their tune to "oh well, it's too late to do anything now"

      Every generation since time immemorial has had the audacity to believe "this is it" or "we are the last". You are living a grandiose fantasy. You will grow old and die and the Earth will keep spinning. Hubris as it always was, hubris as it always will be.

    16. Re:Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the resolution on the 400k data?

      Yes, resolution.

      Oh.

    17. Re:Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tourism is part of the cause of global warming. You're acting like it's a good thing to have people jet setting around and riding in big boats to exotic locations for a few days/weeks...

      It'll suck for tourist economies, yes, but an real environmentalist understands that "environmental tourism" is an oxymoron and that their best action is to stay at home with their vacation time.

    18. Re:Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CO2 is actually at very low levels compared to the past.

      http://i.imgur.com/2ATwbnV.png

    19. Re: Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That levels were higher during the time of dinosaurs or megafauna is fine if you are a dinosaur or six foot long chipmunk but not if you are a 21st century human.

    20. Re:Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      retard

    21. Re:Chain of conclusions by Namarrgon · · Score: 1

      We're not "all gonna die", and the Earth will keep spinning. But it sure as heck is gonna be expensive - trillions, by the end of the century. But if we can reduce that cost drastically by investing in carbon-neutral industries early on, why on earth would you want to oppose that?

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    22. Re:Chain of conclusions by Namarrgon · · Score: 1

      Why, are you suggesting that short term carbon spikes could rise and fall so quickly that they wouldn't show up in an ice core? Do you have any evidence to support that speculation? And what mechanisms are you proposing that might cause this - both the sudden CO2 release, and the equally-sudden re-uptake?

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    23. Re:Chain of conclusions by Namarrgon · · Score: 1

      The World Resources Institute estimates that all aviation (not just tourism) contributes around 1.7% of greenhouse emissions. Compare that to 10.5% for road transport, 13.8% for agriculture, and 29% for electricity - and you can see that jet-setting tourists are a pretty tiny slice of the problem.

      Contrary to popular straw men, a sustainable future does not require drastic slashing of lifestyles or economic growth. We could save nearly 50% of our global CO2 emissions simply by transitioning to carbon-neutral energy, instead of burning coal, oil, and gas everywhere, meaning we could further scale up our cars, air conditioners, and heavy industry as much as we cared to without heating the climate at all.

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    24. Re:Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the sticking point with you morons and the "human" part of it?

      Climate change is going to have disastrous results for us, whether we are causing most of it or not.

      It doesn't matter if there's some hidden aspect to it that we don't see, we are still causing it to get worse. Your arguments basically seem to be "Well, there's already a little bit of shit on the floor, so I might as well poop here instead of the toilet too. Afterall, nobody can say I caused all of the floor shit, and someone else is going to shit here anyway!"

      What kind of selfish moron makes that sort of argument?

      Don't you even care that coffee is going to go extinct you fools?

    25. Re:Chain of conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're already doing that last one. That's why it's always "Ok, I admit climate change is real but we aren't responsible and there's nothing we can do about it!" now

  13. We did it! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    It took 200 years but we finally managed to piss of mother nature! Now take your river and go home! ;)

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  14. Noah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't the humans cause the climate change in Noah's time? Then he had to build that Ark.

    Just think, how would you get a brontosaurus on an Ark? Not to mention 2 of them.

    1. Re:Noah by amxcoder · · Score: 1

      Do you still see Brontosaurus' around today? Didn't think so. I can only conclude that those weren't on the Ark for whatever reason.

    2. Re:Noah by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Too Damn Big! Ive always wanted a Brontosaurus as a pet.. I can name him Tiny!

    3. Re:Noah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that our all powerfull, all loving creator seriously considered exterminating every single human being on the planet should tell you all you need to know about the intrinsic value of our miserable species,

  15. geologically instantaneous is nothing new by pyroclast · · Score: 2

    These events are normally considered geologic hazards: earthquakes, landslides, floods, etc. These are hazards because of the impact they have on us and our way of life, same is considered with climate change, how much will this change impact us and are we okay with that. So the question is, how will this impact us and since it's up were people are not, nothing much will come from this other than more evidence there is a rapid change to the environment. We always need more data to improve our understanding, this gives us that.

  16. Without Truth: Bad WashPo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    The reason for the story in WashPo and the other story about the Crack in the Greenland outlet glacier, is due to the Budget Bills, Transition 2017 and 2018, are still held in committee in Congress. The most likely outcome is a continuing resolution to carry the Fed through to 30 Sept. 2017, i.e. New FY.

    Counter example #1: Sultan Sea, created by very error prone California Development Company, boy they Really Developed This by major error, in 1905.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salton_Sea

    Glaciers to not respond nor have sensitivity to meteorology on hourly, daily, monthly, seasonally, yearly or even 30-year intervals.

    The seasonal snow, as sediment, in the accumulation area has no relationship to the Glacier (Glacier Ice) mass balance!

    Jajajajajajajajajaja

  17. Re: No, it hasn't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Denier. No brain needed.

  18. Mmmmm by PatientZero · · Score: 1

    It's going to be raining . . . sheep.

    Gimme a nice MLT—mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe.

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    1. Re:Mmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Gimme a nice MLT..."

      ewe.
      So we are going for the Literary...
      A few years back in Ireland, and I was in a pub in Limerick. Limericks were produced for the benefit of the Yanks, and to the detriment of anybody out of earshot. On the subject of the neighboring Men of Kerry, and Animal Husbandry:

      Kerry women be waiting for service
      Their demands, they unman and unnerve us
      We stubbornly refuse
      While we pine for our Ewes
      In Kerry, it's the sheep that are nervous

  19. Fake news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somebody call the fact-checkers! The true facts, not the alternative facts.

  20. Stilt houses on Deltas and flood plains by peterofoz · · Score: 3, Informative

    In many parts of the world from India and Bangladesh, Indonesia and South America, rivers changing course is a common occurrence and the residents there have learned to build their houses on stilts to avoid flooding. As silt builds up and dams the flow of part of a river on mostly flat terrain, the water will find a new path of least resistance to the sea.

    1. Re:Stilt houses on Deltas and flood plains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are a fucking idiot - THIS river does NOT change course, has been stable for centuries (maybe longer), but in a short span of time moved so far that it now empties into a different god damn body of water, which changes the entire ecosystem and even the currents in the region. Guess what that does?

    2. Re:Stilt houses on Deltas and flood plains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you should remove yourself from this planet. One less person is one less polluter. Put your money where your mouth is and kill yourself. Become pro-active about the problem instead of just bitching about it.

    3. Re:Stilt houses on Deltas and flood plains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One less body changes nothing. Moving to carbon-neutral energy will change everything, enabling continued economic growth and energy usage, with no loss of precious lifestyles.

    4. Re:Stilt houses on Deltas and flood plains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      enabling continued economic growth and energy usage, with no loss of precious lifestyles.

      And perpetual motion is real, and cheap clean affordable fission energy is only 20 years away.

      Our water tables are almost sucked dry from all the water we're pumping out. Our rivers are literally full of shit. Our oceans are full of plastic. "Continued economic growth" ain't going to fix anything, it's just going to make things worse. AGW is just another side of the same die.

    5. Re:Stilt houses on Deltas and flood plains by Uberbah · · Score: 2

      And perpetual motion is real, and cheap clean affordable fission energy is only 20 years away.

      Your hand waiving is noted. The only losers in a wholesale move are shareholders in fossil fuel companies and the rich who might have to pay some higher taxes. Meanwhile the rest of the economy would see the greatest boom since the post-WWII era. Kind of a no-brainer.

    6. Re:Stilt houses on Deltas and flood plains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no they aren't the only losers. unless you manage to convince the whole planet to do this, then the losers will be those that choice to do this by increased costs and sacrificing their own standard of living. I think that would be great if people were willing to do that, but it aint gonna fucking happen and believing it will be accepted is worse than delusional, it is counter productive.

    7. Re:Stilt houses on Deltas and flood plains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess what? China has more nuclear fission and fusion research and India is canceling several hundred coal plants now - so they are already doing more than the US. The US is the laggard among countries that matter.

    8. Re:Stilt houses on Deltas and flood plains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His point is carbon is not the only issue, so carbon-neutral energy doesn't fix everything. There are plenty of other limited resources like fresh water that we're overconsuming too.

  21. "human-caused"? by mexsudo · · Score: 0

    "human-caused"?

    1. Re:"human-caused"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, "human-caused". For fuck's sake, get your head out of your pathetic ass and face reality. I know, reality sucks, but it's the only thing that actually exists. So learn to deal with it.

  22. Dam! by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 2

    Did it first.

  23. Re:Washington Post=Democrat operatives with byline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are retarded

  24. Re:Only way to stop global warming is... by kuzb · · Score: 1

    Thanks for proving once again that the real racists aren't white.

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  25. Easy, really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At some point, a cascade point will be reached and nothing can be done to stop CO2 and CO accumulation and reservoir flash point release.

    No problem then! Anyone with out a handy source of O2 will be dead.
    Of course, that's just my religion and has nothing to do with reality at all.

  26. What the heck is "river piracy"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those butt pirates actually believe that this is something new? Anyone who has been to the north country will immediately realize that when not frozen over in winter, it is a flat wasteland of bogs and marsh land and muck. It is crisscrossed by thousands of streams and creeks. Over an area of dozens of square kilometers the elevation differs by no more than a few centimeters. And what passes for "river" in those regions is what we normal people would call a small "creek". This is not the rerouting of the Hudson or the Missouri. This amounts to no more than a little runoff water figuratively flowing into a storm sewer.

  27. Re:Washington Post=Democrat operatives with byline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you for pointing this out. The Washington Post is corrupt, and dishonest, and always beating a drum for their private agenda where truth ultimately takes a back seat to ideology. Washington Post? Fake news.

  28. Planet rofl on himan hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing that's a first is that humans claim to be able to change the climate. The planet is probably rofl.

    1. Re:Planet rofl on himan hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With 7.5 billion or so of them, plus their various pollution belching machinations, and destruction of climate moderating systems (forests being replaced by cities, etc). Yes. Yes humans can change the climate. Only a dimwit can't fathom the destructive power of 7.5 billion people.

  29. always questionable by Revek · · Score: 1

    Rivers will naturally change course if they are not forced in to their old channels. How this escapes these people is beyond me. I'll grant all of our carbon release may be accelerating the natural heat and cool cycles the earth goes through. The problem is that they keep making claims about events that happen without human intervention for millennia.

  30. Oh, fuck off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enjoy your climate change occult echo chamber. We will not change our ways even if you "pass a law" or "vote on my rights". Absolutes are lovely and a new President is drawing the red lines.

  31. Must have been really surprised by Lake Agassiz by mpercy · · Score: 1

    But that wasn't "man-made climate change"...

    1. Re:Must have been really surprised by Lake Agassiz by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      Yes, the spot I am sitting right now used to be covered by hundreds of meters of ice.

      Then it was covered by hundreds of meters of water.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Then it drained, and here I am. Yes, it took 10s of thousands of years. But it is also a very huge change. I for one am happy to be living during an interglacial.

      If you have Google Earth there are some cool kml files here; http://www.geostrategis.com/p_...

  32. More fake news by p51d007 · · Score: 0

    Rivers have been changing course for centuries. Glaciers melt, glaciers form. Blaming it on man, just allows for the news media to hype it up, and for the less informed to be hoodwinked into believing it.

  33. De Nile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Nile has rerouted itself hundreds of times over the years, no doubt from camel farts.
    Don't be a de nile ist.

  34. Not a "climate change denier", not alarmist either by mpercy · · Score: 2

    Even if warming is part of a natural cycle, it does seem quite likely that man is exacerbating the situation with CO2 emissions and other pollution. If nothing else, if we could really run our societies without belching pollution into the atmosphere, it'd be the better alternative. I mean, pollution is just bad, m'kay?

    So please don't call me a "denier". My issue is that few of the proposed "solutions" seem to be based on science. I see the occasional discussion of carbon sequestration and that sort of thing, but far more often the "solution" is just a cloak hiding the proposer's socialist SJW motives.

    For example, the IPCC report on climate change...Let's see...it doesn't seem to be about the effect of climate on plants and animals (and humans). It does mention climatey things... It said that without action to address the problem, by the year 2100, hundreds of millions of people could be affected by coastal flooding and displaced due to land loss. "Impacts from recent extreme climatic events, such as heat waves, droughts, floods, and wildfires, show significant vulnerability and exposure of some ecosystems and many human systems to climate variability," the report warned.

    But mainly, the IPCC report seems to be about poverty and income inequality and funding needed to address it.

    The report also said climate change had the largest impact on people who are socially and economically marginalized. "Climate change will exacerbate poverty in low and lower-middle income countries, including high mountain states, countries at risk from sea-level rise, and countries with indigenous peoples, and create new poverty pockets in upper-middle to high-income countries in which inequality is increasing," [the report] said.

    But funding needed to offset the impact of climate change is lacking, the report warned, saying developing countries would need between $70 billion to $100 billion a year to implement needed measures. And efforts to reduce the effects of climate change would only have a marginal effect on reducing poverty unless "structural inequalities are addressed and needs for equity among poor and nonpoor people are met."

    It's not about climate change or environmentalism, it really hasn't been for a long time...it's about socialist economic policy--redistribution of wealth. The leaders of the movement readily admit as much.

    (OTTMAR EDENHOFER, UN IPCC OFFICIAL): Basically it’s a big mistake to discuss climate policy separately from the major themes of globalization. The climate summit in Cancun at the end of the month is not a climate conference, but one of the largest economic conferences since the Second World War... First of all, developed countries have basically expropriated the atmosphere of the world community. But one must say clearly that we redistribute de facto the world’s wealth by climate policy. Obviously, the owners of coal and oil will not be enthusiastic about this. One has to free oneself from the illusion that international climate policy is environmental policy. This has almost nothing to do with environmental policy anymore, with problems such as deforestation or the ozone hole.

    Christiana Figueres, leader of the U.N.’s Framework Convention on Climate Change: “This is probably the most difficult task we have ever given ourselves, which is to intentionally transform the economic development model, for the first time in human history.”

    Former U.S. Senator Timothy Wirth (D-CO), then representing the Clinton-Gore administration as U.S undersecretary of state for global issues, addressing the same Rio Climate Summit audience, agreed: “We have got to ride the global warming issue. Even if the theory of global warming is wrong, we will be doing the right thing in terms of economic policy and environmental policy.”

    Christine Stewart, former Canadian Environment Minister: “No matter if the science is all phoney, there are collateral environmental benefits.... climate change [provides] the greatest chance to b

  35. First time in history? Really? by BanteringCTO · · Score: 1

    I'll keep it short, but have the people supporting this view heard of dams? Humans (and beavers) have been intentionally changing the course of rivers for millennia.

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    The world of achievement has always belonged to the optimist. -- J. Harold Wilkins
  36. it's politics, obviously by argStyopa · · Score: 2

    No, the river course was changed by glacial melting and retreat.

    The cause of that was clearly warming.

    The cause of that is still open for debate. Was it exacerbated or caused by human activity - your answer, and the certainty with which you issue it depends on whether you're a member of the AGW secular religion.

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    -Styopa
    1. Re:it's politics, obviously by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

      your answer, and the certainty with which you issue it depends on whether you're a member of the AGW secular religion.

      lol

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      "I'm too busy to research this and form an educated opinion, but I do have time to tell everyone my uninformed opinion."
  37. Reversal of Chicago River by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

    Is this supposed to be a big deal simply because it's due to climate change? Back in 1900 the flow of the Chicago River was intentionally reversed!

  38. Re:Only way to stop global warming is... by fredrated · · Score: 1

    Any you know poster is not white, how?

  39. Effects are LOGARITHMIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look up what that means and then stop foaming at the mouth. 90% of the effects of CO2 have already been realized, so really, take a pill.

    Bunch of namby-pamby, bed wetters who sit around like ghouls waiting for bad things to happen so they can feel superior.

    1. Re:Effects are LOGARITHMIC by Namarrgon · · Score: 1

      Except the evidence says exactly the opposite. Last time the Earth had over 400 ppm CO2 was 4.5 million years ago - and temperatures then were 4-5 degrees C higher than today (10 degrees C higher at the poles). Considering that CO2 lingers in the atmosphere for many decades (some of it for centuries), and that we've only seen ~1 degree of warming so far, it's far more likely that 80% of the warming is yet to come (even if we stop excess emissions today).

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      Why would anyone engrave "Elbereth"?
    2. Re:Effects are LOGARITHMIC by tbannist · · Score: 1

      And as an aggravating factor, the sun is warmer now than it was 4.5 million years ago. So if we reach the same CO2 emissions as 4.5 million years ago, we will have more warming.

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      Fanatically anti-fanatical
  40. 10k years to drain but via large sudden outflows by mpercy · · Score: 1

    E.g.,

    "Between approximately 11,100 and 10,900 years ago, Lake Agassiz’s north and northeastern shores consisted of a continuous cliff of ice, but its eastern and western shores formed what geologists refer to as the “Campbell Beach.” This extensive sand and gravel ridge, most evident in south-western Manitoba, is possibly the most eloquent testimony to the existence of this once-great lake. Shortly thereafter, a new outlet through the ice opened into the Lake Superior basin, thus allowing Agassiz to drain in that direction. A glacial readvance subsequently blocked this outlet and the lake rose to the Campbell Beach once again. This stage too was relatively short-lived; some 9500 years ago the eastern outlet re-opened and Agassiz drained rapidly—probably with catastrophic results. As much as 3,000 cubic kilometers of water (seven times the volume of Lake Erie) coursed into the Superior Basin in just a few weeks."

    http://www.mhs.mb.ca/docs/mb_h...

  41. Re:Not a "climate change denier", not alarmist eit by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 2

    I see the occasional discussion of carbon sequestration and that sort of thing, but far more often the "solution" is just a cloak hiding the proposer's socialist SJW motives.

    Why are you making things up? Most of the solutions being proposed have nothing to do with socialism. By far the most popular proposal among economists is a carbon tax, which is about as non-political and pro-market as you could ask for. Make people pay for the damage they do to the environment, then let the market figure out the best way to deal with it. Other popular proposals include things like raising the fuel efficiency standards for cars, subsidizing renewable energy, increased funding for energy research, etc. If you think those are socialism, you have a strange idea of what the word means.

    But instead you just give quotes from a bunch of people I've never heard of with titles like "former leader of the Communist Party USA" and "climate justice campaigner". Couldn't you have quoted present day, mainstream political figures instead? Of course not, because they don't believe those things. But since mainstream politicians aren't socialists, instead you quote a bunch of socialists, pretend they reflect the views of mainstream politicians, and then claim this discredits anyone who actually wants to do something about climate change.

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    "I'm too busy to research this and form an educated opinion, but I do have time to tell everyone my uninformed opinion."
  42. For the millionth time on record by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    For the millionth time on record, entities abuse the language of science to make unscientific claims to push a political agenda. The good news is this story can serve as a self assessment. If you find it remotely plausible that through science we have found evidence of this so compelling to overcome alternative explanations beyond tolerable error, then you now know you do not understand science. Metaknowledge is difficult to obtain, so this really is a uniquely valuable opportunity.

    1. Re:For the millionth time on record by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      That is completely wrong. Did you actually read the research paper or just decide to come here and foam at the mouth like so many others?

    2. Re:For the millionth time on record by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Did you read my reasearch paper showing how I create energy from nothing, or did you just assume I'm wrong?

        You cannot know this was caused by man made factors of climate change.

    3. Re:For the millionth time on record by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      Yes, in fact you can know that. You really should read the report and the supplement.

      Specifically notice "Kaskawulsh Glacier began to retreat in the nineteenth century, with retreat accelerating in the late twent ieth and early twenty-first centuries. Between 1956 and 2007, for example, the glacier retreated 655 m (ref. 9). Roe et al. 12 recently developed a method to test a glacier’s retreat against the null hypothesis that retre at was due to natural climate variability. Applying this analysis to the Kaskawulsh Glacier (see Methods and Supplementary Fig. 1), we f ind there is only a 0.5% chance that retreat over the past century—and by extension, the observed piracy—could have happened under a constant climate. We therefore conclude that retreat of Kaskawulsh Glacier is attributable to observed warming over t he industrial era."

      If you have enough background to understand the contents then review the supplement with which shows conclusively the exact opposite of what you say, and in fact supports the fact that anthropogenic global warming (human-caused) is the trigger mechanism for the melting of the ice wall bounding the source lake for this river; the destruction of that caused the re-routing and all fallout damages.

    4. Re:For the millionth time on record by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      The reference "12" refers to this citation: Roe, G. H., Baker, M. B. & Herla, F. Centennial glacier retreat as categorical evidence of regional climate change. Nat. Geosci. 10, 95–99 (2017).

      That citation refers to this paper: http://www.nature.com/ngeo/jou...

      With full copy available here: https://www.google.com/url?q=h...

      Read it if you can, and weep.

    5. Re:For the millionth time on record by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Wow. You proved my point and you think you destroyed me. This is why these discussions are pointless. You are living in a world where you assume all the methods make logical sense and don't even bother to proces the logic of the experimenter's (I use that term loosely here) train of thought and what assumptions he or she is knowingly or unknowingly just kind of waving away. And I can't get there. I'm stuck here pointing out that in every case we are simply modeling case A vs case B, and one of those cases never existed and could never exist because we are dealing with the alternative histories problem plus climate timescales. So it's impossible to know that your model for the null is correct, and it's quite debatable whether anyone has successfully modeled the climate that does exist, too. What you are hanging your hat on is exactly the bullshit I was referring to in my original reply.

      You can choose to believe it. Lots of people believe plenty of things without compelling scientific evidence. And in cases where there is a risk of ruin (fat tailed), that's prudent. But what's perpetually annoying is that people like you pretend it's science, and your side does it so much you have lost all memory of what science really is, and lost all ability to think critically outside the groupthink.

    6. Re:For the millionth time on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fucking idiot read the related paper showing the test as rigorous. I don't give a fuck about you just those you train to spew similar garbage. Stop.

  43. They used to be called Canals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, canals. Man has rerouted rivers and streams temporarily for certain road and other building projects before. I'm not sure why this is necessary due to climate change, as a result.

  44. rapid river piracy by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Well I've just solved Climate Change. Apparently all we have to do is sue it into oblivion, that'll do the trick!