Interns at Facebook, Google Out-Earn the Average American (axios.com)
Alayna Treene, writing for Axios: Long gone are the days of unpaid internships, at least at these 25 companies who are paying interns more than what the average American earns. Tech and finance interns in particular -- including at Google, Bloomberg, BlackRock, and Facebook -- earn more per month than the average American, according to data released by Glassdoor Tuesday.
There are plenty of fields where employees, interns or otherwise, outpace the salaries of the vast majority of Americans; however, put into context, interns at companies based in Silicon Valley are making just about the median income for the area and about 1/3 above the Californian median.
I am not sure what this is supposed to tell us, honestly. Companies wanting to attract top talent need to pay decent wages. Clearly the marketplace is competitive, even pre-graduation, especially for those coming out of top-tier schools with advanced degrees.
I mean, it's very nice that everyone wants to have income equality; however, let's dispel with the notion it's going to happen anytime soon and move along.
and the cost of living in the bay area is very high out there 60K is crap.
Other places 50-60K is good!
And some of these interns have masters degrees or better.
The article's main point seems to be complaining about income inequality in general which is a complaint of equality of outcomes. Focusing on outcomes never seems to work. The war on poverty has killed too many poor people. More focus on opportunity and let people work out their own outcomes.
I make $50K+ per year doing IT Support in Silicon Valley by living a modest lifestyle. If you want to live the American Dream of having it all (big house, big cars, big wife and big kids), living here gets expensive in a hurry.
When I did my six month software testing internship at Fujitsu, I got paid $10 per hour on a six-contract because they didn't have enough money in the budget for a full-time staffer.
and the cost of living in the bay area is very high out there 60K is crap.
My company in San Jose rents a five bedroom house for the summer, within walking distance of our offices. Interns bunk two to a room. This free housing makes it much easier to recruit interns from outside the Bay Area, because they save more of their pay and they don't have to look for housing (which is a major time-wasting hassle in SV).
interns there, when you take other things into consideration such as free housing, free food, free laptop, etc. actually get more than many employees of these companies - and I'm saying engineers.
interning there is a great, great deal.
100k usd in SF was considered low incoming recently (thats a little over 8k/mo), according to another slashdot linked article. and it's probably true.
4500usd/mo housing for a small 1 bed room
35%+ taxes
8.75% tax on purchases
so.. 100k-54k = 46k.. - 35% (and thats a low estimate) = 30k left over of utilities, food, car, insurance, etc.
Ah, that helps explain why so many Big Tech websites are slow as molasses on a two-year-old phone. I bet none of the interns is running a $40 SoC Android device from Walmart.
n.b.: lots of your potential customers* are buying those devices right now.
* you may know 'customers' by the more familiar term 'eyeballs' /s
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These are arguably in the top 5 of companies at the center of a massive Second Dotcom Bubble. Of course they're going to pay their interns a lot:
- Cost of living in SV, even temporarily, is more than just about anywhere else in the country
- Google and Facebook do most of their hiring from Stanford and other top 10 private-school computer science and engineering departments. People who can afford to go there on their own will expect at least what an investment bank or management consultancy is willing to pay them for an internship. People who are smart enough to get into a private school on an academic scholarship are also probably worth paying that kind of money for.
Two other industries, law and investment banking, are famous for internships that pay handsomely.
- Big law firms will recruit interns from the top of the class of only the Top 14 law schools in the country. They put them up in New York City, pay them a comparatively large salary, and basically spend the summer shuttling them between parties and events while giving them some token work to do. And if they find they like you, starting salary is $180K nowadays. Too bad you have to be at the top of your class at Harvard, Yale or Stanford to get "drafted" like this.
- Investment banks take on "associates" either while they're getting their MBA or just after. Again, only the top business school grads need apply. The difference is that they work their associates 100-hour weeks doing menial processing tasks for years. If you work out you're in the "cannot fail" club for life, but the route there is quite different from the law firm crowd.
So, I wouldn't get too bent out of shape over this. Plum internships at hot companies aren't the norm. Media and publishing interns often get _nothing_ for a huge amount of very menial work.
Internships are really extended multi-month job interviews. That is how my company sees them, and that is how interns should see them. We never offer an internship to someone that we would not want to hire as a permanent employee. After graduation, we offer jobs to about 60% of our former interns, and most of them accept. We make NO job offers to any other graduates.
So the competition for the best interns is really a competition for the best future employees. The competition is fierce, and the best students usually have multiple internship offers.
Students that don't intern, and expect to just magically find a job after they graduate, are idiots.
Google it. Which feels iconic in this context.
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Not sure how many people want a big wife
Exactly, I've looked at job offers in big cities and when I do a cost of living comparison I'm better off staying where I am. 95K a year in a town where 1k a month can get you a 3000sq foot home on a half acre of land, or 110k a year in a city where 2k a month gets you a small apartment....
Not sure how many people want a big wife
You can't have big kids without a big wife. There are always exceptions to the rule. My parents were skinny as can be when they had me as a ten-pound bowling ball and brought me home in a bowling bag.
Many degrees require an internship -> Look at education majors. This makes internships very competitive, if you don't get one you don't graduate. That means the employer has all the power in the transaction, oh you want to make minimum wage - we have another applicant that will take the job for free, you want to work for free, we have an applicant that will pay us to train them.
Many degrees require an internship -> Look at education majors. This makes internships very competitive, if you don't get one you don't graduate. That means the employer has all the power in the transaction, oh you want to make minimum wage - we have another applicant that will take the job for free, you want to work for free, we have an applicant that will pay us to train them.
In many other environments, who you have worked for in the past matters more than current skills. Oh you didn't carry coffee for a top magazine, politician, judge... why should we let you work for us? These also tend to be unpaid.
Now really what you want to see out of an internship is the company provides value to them (You interned at Google, cool) and you provide value to the company (Wow, look at the code you produced in 3 months for our project). This leads to an environment that is paid and provides a valid working experience rather than how many unpaid people do you have around to take up empty office space.
Many industries need to look at their intern programs, re-evaluate them and begin to pay at a minimum Minimum Wage. In many other environments, who you have worked for in the past matters more than current skills. Oh you didn't carry coffee for a top magazine, politician, judge... why should we let you work for us? These also tend to be unpaid.
Now really what you want to see out of an internship is the company provides value to them (You interned at Google, cool) and you provide value to the company (Wow, look at the code you produced in 3 months for our project). This leads to an environment that is paid and provides a valid working experience rather than how many unpaid people do you have around to take up empty office space.
Many industries need to look at their intern programs, re-evaluate them and begin to pay at a minimum Minimum Wage.
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Yes, I came here to say exactly this. Also, this story is going to blow up or go viral or whatever, and for no good reason, IMHO. Sure, $8k/mo is pretty good money, but this is an internship. How long do they work? 3-4 months at the most? Keep in mind, that cost of living for those internship months are going to be pretty high, being in San Francisco (-ish).
Students that don't intern, and expect to just magically find a job after they graduate, are idiots.
I wouldn't call them idiots necessarily. Depending upon the circumstances, some students just don't know. I'm old enough to have been from the age when college was still seen as a place for learning rather than a trade school. I had to work crap jobs during college, and was only vaguely aware that well-paying internships even existed. Or at least, they were for kids with better grades than myself.
All that said, I know some college students who are doing much better these days. The pressure seems positively enormous. I really feel for these kids today.
Do people actually talk like that?
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
college was still seen as a place for learning rather than a trade school.
It should be both. Should you study history and literature in college? Sure. Should you MAJOR in history or English literature? Not unless you have rich parents.
When I was in college, I took a (mandatory) class called "Great Books of Western Literature". It was a good class with a great professor, and I enjoyed it very much. I also took classes in sociology, history, and art. But my major was engineering. So I left college with a broad general education, specific useful skills, and a well paying job.
That's how law has worked for years. The biggest stress point was where you'd intern while in law school because that largely determined where you'd get a job. Once you have an offer for an internship, you were on easy street. High tech is just now catching up.
Middle-aged, living by yourself and spending half your income to rent a studio apartment is not "a modest lifestyle".
Compared to a lot of other folks in Silicon Valley, this is a modest lifestyle. I know of few people in similar circumstances who still have money left over at the end of each month to save.
It's pretty much rock-bottom.
Rock-bottom is paying half your income on rent for a room in a house and living with roommates. For an extra $200 per month, I could get an extra wall to have a one-bedroom apartment.
I've seen the same thing I make good pay for where I live, I could get better pay if I moved but the difference in the cost of living doesn't make it worth it.
This doesn't take into account the differences in cost-of-living based on location, so it's a bit skewed.
Students that don't intern, and expect to just magically find a job after they graduate, are idiots.
And during the great recession the sources of interships dried up so bad that a lot of fellow engineering students (including myself) took months if not a year to find their first job in their chose field after leaving college. Some never did get into their field as they were out of school for too long and seen as "untouchable." Of course some of us got blamed by professors for being "lazy" but the truth was that there simply were not enough internships and co-ops to go around for all of us during those years as companies were buckling down so much that they didn't want to hire much of anyone, even interns.
> High tech is just now catching up.
Microsoft has had its internship program for more than 20 years for this exact reason.
If they have to pay their interns this kind of money to get talent, it speaks volumes to why expanding the H1B program is an absolute necessity going forward to supply this companies with the kind of people they need.
Or they can just share profit appropriately or sink as they should to make way for more agile companies.
you get out of paying unemployment insurance, and my tax dollars make up the difference. Everybody wins (except me and the Intern that doesn't really have unemployment insurance).
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when poor people had access to health care due to the medicaid expansion they used it.
That "Cycle of Poverty" bullshit you're spouting comes from right wing "Think Tanks" set up to justify abandoning the poor. If you track back who's telling you that and look at who belongs to those tanks you'll find industry lobbyists all the way down.
People moving around out of desperation isn't how you end poverty. It's how you shuffle the poor around. And you have no idea how bad things were before the Great Society. Or you're actively choosing to ignore it. Or those "Think Tanks" are doing it for you. The outcomes the same.
Poverty ends first with food. Women need food while their kids are gestating so those kids don't have mental problems. It goes on to clean, lead free air & water. Again, prevent mental problems. Next is education. Lots of it. All the way to college. That won't stop poverty, since we're running out of work (Automation & productivity increases for the win) but it will create a population smart enough to solve those problems. All that takes money, and if you think the 1% is going to pay for it by choice you haven't been paying attention to the last 1000 years of human civiliazion.
People aren't starving because of food stamps and other welfare programs. Those programs are mostly allowed to exists because agribusiness lobbies for them. But even they've been losing to the "Cut my Taxes" lobby.
At the end of the day everything you wrote is something you're telling yourself to feel better about cutting your taxes while abandoning the poor. I sincerely hope you're better than that, will realize what you're doing and stop it. Keep in mind, when the 1%ers are done with the poor, you're next.
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you walk 3mph during your workouts - super athlete.
https://twitter.com/cdreimer/status/858405712317210624
a guy making the same as an intro-level college graduate after 20 years of experience in an industry.
I don't have a high school diploma and I don't have university degree. I do have two associate degrees (A.A. in General Education and A.S. in Computer Programming) and no student loans. I deliberately went into IT Support because I enjoy the work. It's not fair to compare me to a recent college graduate with $100K in student loans and no expectations to pay them off in this lifetime.
rock bottom is having to plow through a bowl of prozac just to get through the day without jumping off the overpass because of your shitty life.
As I explained in a previous post, I've never taken anti-depressants. I don't need them because I don't let shitheads like you tear me down.
don't ever leave that prescription at home. you might kill someone driving.
I pay $140 per month to take the express bus to work. Traffic in Palo Alto is insane on the best of days.
good thing this is not a site for shitheads.
Please turn in your geek creds and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
If I had creimer's life, that's exactly what I'd have to do.
JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
Me ex majored in English Literature like her mother but taught at a state university instead of a high school. I studied applied arts but left teaching to work for Ma Bell. I've contracted with 3 of the companies on that list.
H1Bs can be looked upon as internships only for people with degrees but missing the local cultural context. By the time they get their Greencards they have the cultural context as well. So the lower pay during H1-GC process is just another kind of intern pay
**Life is too short to be serious**
We need sad losers to to diss and shit on for relaxation.
Rorschach (The Watchmen): "I am not locked in here with you. You are locked in with me!"
Internships are really extended multi-month job interviews. That is how my company sees them, and that is how interns should see them. We never offer an internship to someone that we would not want to hire as a permanent employee. After graduation, we offer jobs to about 60% of our former interns, and most of them accept. We make NO job offers to any other graduates.
So the competition for the best interns is really a competition for the best future employees. The competition is fierce, and the best students usually have multiple internship offers.
Students that don't intern, and expect to just magically find a job after they graduate, are idiots.
That is a stupid way of looking at things. Quite a large number of qualified students simply cannot take internships for a variety of reasons. Additionally, that does not preclude them from finding good jobs when they graduate. Evidence from real life says you are wrong on that account.
Should you MAJOR in history or English literature? Not unless you have rich parents.
I graduated with a B.A. in English, and now I'm an enterprise architect. Uninformed comments like this make engineers look foolish.
cost of living in the bay area is high. tax brackets and AMT and benefit qualifications do not take cost of living in to account.
Did you just subtract rent and then tax? Wish the IRS was that generous. Its Tax first and then Rent. 100K is 8K a month = 6 K a month after tax (marginal rate is 25 fed+9 state but not all income is taxed at marginal rate). Noone on a 100K is paying a 4500 apartment. They are probably sharing an apartment or a room so say 2k on rent. 4K. Health Insurance+Car+Car Insurance+utilities = Another 1 K. Leave 3K/pm for food, retirement savings, saving for a Downpayment
**Life is too short to be serious**
i make fun of you for walking 3mph, you provide a link with a photo of it. what point are you trying to make?
I'm not ashamed of my workout, as some asshat here made a huge fuss about over the weekend.
you don't take antidepressants (yet?).
Never have, never will.
oh boy is it about to get shitty for you when you relapse off your diet. and you will - all fat losers do.
I've been on a low-carb diet for five years, making changes where necessary.
your comprehension mistakes are exactly the ones mediocre fat somewhat slow it people make.
I'm doing it on purpose, dumbass.
you're not a geek. you are some helpdesk monkey who can maybe write a little script, on a site full of actual geeks.
I haven't done help desk in ten years.
Genuine question, what's an enterprise architect?
They design starships, except during rush hour when they drive for Uber.
low-carb? Is that the diet where you eat Clif bars, Power bars, and Fiber One bars by the box?
From Monday through Friday I eat two energy bars for breakfast to "break fast" 12 hours after my last meal from the previous day. A three-month supply is ~120 bars (11 or 12 boxes) for $100 via Amazon and Walmart.
Or did you finally "make the necessary changes" when people pointed out to you that eating that shit was just as bad as eating candy bars all day?
I make changes based on my data and not someone else's opinion. For example, an asshat told me that TWO Snickers were healthier than two energy bars. When I compared the labels that proved that energy bars were better (except for sodium), the asshat changed his position to ONE Snickers bar. When I called him on that, he claimed it was sarcasm. This isn't the first time that an asshat has deliberately given me bad diet advice to ruin my health.
You can live modestly and not settle, too. Why not make 100k in the valley?
I studied applied arts but left teaching to work for Ma Bell.
If I can infer from your invocation of "Ma Bell", you probably got your job back when there wasn't a horde of low-cost H1Bs with STEM degrees competing for jobs at high-tech companies...
Today, studying applied arts probably isn't going to give you the same opportunities as getting a STEM degree. Just say'n...
Full disclosure, I'm of the same vintage and they certainly didn't have a big computer scientist degree-ed hiring pool available back when "Ma Bell" existed. (not zero, but not big either). It probably isn't important technically, but getting past the HR filter w/o at least bootcamp-like credentials isn't as easy anymore....
Why not make 100k in the valley?
Because I'm a virtual ditch digger and virtual ditch diggers don't make $100K. That's why I'm studying for the Security+ and ITIL Foundation certifications this year, and probably the Cisco Security track next year. For my next job, I'll step up to $100K.
big banks have had internships that pay the same as a starting analyst for years (and starting analysts at banks make more than the average american for most of that time).
frankly, when you are getting paid 5-6k a month, if you cant' find monthly accommodations that are sufficient for your needs and well within your budget, you have some pretty severe financial management problems. Our London based internships brought in folks from all across the EU and no one had an issue finding a room to rent, similar in Tokyo, New York,and Sydney.
The harder part of a paid internship is you limit yourself to people allowed to legally work. That is not always the case with students who are doing university abroad depending on the country, and most companies now won't just ignore the employment rules.
Considering the housing prices in those areas, cost of living is pretty high. Unless they double, quadruple up, is that really a "lot" of money? I live out here in the midwest, where 96K would get you a huge 3,000 sq ft house in a pretty good neighborhood, couple cars, and money left over.
I don't know anyone paying $4500 a month for a one bedroom in SF.
$2700-3200 seems to be about the norm; you can get away with $1900 for half of a 2 bedroom oftentimes.
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(1) you're making 50k in the highest paid geographical it market, after 20 years of experience - that's simply a joke.
Not for the line of work that I do. Remember, virtual ditch digger. Not programmer. Not developer. Not software architect. If you need a miracle worker, I'm the guy to call.
(2) you got kicked out of college.
I spent eight years in Special Ed classes, skipped high school, went to community college for four years (two years of remedial coursework and two years for General Education), transferred to the university, got kicked out of the university, and went back to school a decade later to get my A.S. degree in Computer Programming.
(3) you diet by eating weight gain bars for athletes and you're still a fucking elephant after 5 years.
I've been 350 pounds for last 10+ years. My nickname in school was "Titanic" not "Elephant Man".
(4) you think walking real slow is working out
I walk fast to put my heart rate into the cardio zone. The funny thing is that I have to walk slow when I'm with other people.
You actually are a dumbass.
If that makes you feel better to think that way, be my guest. People have thought much, much worse of me only to be proven wrong time after time.
i'm the asshat alcoholic who drinks a glass of really good wine.
Now that you admitted that you have a problem, what are you gonna do about it? Dropping $3K a night on wine is shameful.
Is that what they call Java programmers these days? Because of all the security holes they dig?
Virtual ditch diggers do the IT jobs that no one else wants to do: help desk, desktop, deployments, inventory and data center build outs. Not sure if I would add Java programmers to that list.
i'll assume some comic book loser shit an adult is into for some reason, which is not because his kids like it
I read the Watchmen when I was in college. This is definitely not a graphic novel for kids to read.
they're not left wing. They're mostly trial lawyers opposed to tort reform that would put them out of business (not that tort reform's a good thing, lawsuits are about the only thing keeping mega-corps in check). Anyway if you want to know more on the difference see here. Also look up a Youtube channel called "Secular Talk".
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This is how things worked out for me many years ago. I interned at a local tech company that sadly was past their peak and headed downward. After I graduated one of the managers I asked to offer a reference offered a job instead in a new division at another company. I didn't spend long out of college before I landed a job. As an intern I was doing some fairly sophisticated work, working on a lot of MS DOS TSRs as well as BIOS for at the time state of the art hardware. At the time I earned a decent salary, especially for an intern and college student and the overtime helped a lot as well. I graduated college with no debt and a job. Much of that began because I was very involved in programming as far back as grade school. This is long before the Internet was a thing. I was writing assembly language TSRs before I learned C and hacking on a lot of PC hardware at the time. For example, I had my own custom boot sector so I could take advantage of the extra memory in my computer without having to use a DOS TSR that rebooted the computer in order to get around BIOS limitations. We're talking mid-1980s here.
If you want to get ahead, learn some good programming skills early. If you want to be pretty much guaranteed a job, learn how to work closely with hardware as well. Arduinos are great for this now. At the time I was growing up none of these sorts of things were available to hobbyists and information was limited without the Internet.
This post is encrypted twice with ROT-13. Documenting or attempting to crack this encryption is illegal.
I've been 350 pounds for last 10+ years. My nickname in school was "Titanic" not "Elephant Man".
School bullying is looked down upon. Even professional football players who are very tall and very muscular are fucking fat at 350 lbs.
Slashdot: providing anti-social weirdos a soapbox, since 1997.
This is hardly a new thing in the tech industry. It was certainly the case in the late Nineties. We do real work, even as interns, and get paid real money.
It's political (lobbyists, canvassers, whathaveyou...) interneships that were unpaid, and as far as I know still are. They learn vital skills like trading semi-legal favors, selling the common good to the highest bidder, etc. Paying them would be counterproductive - poor people may get in... better keep those open for people who have rich, connected parents, and can spend the Summer without income.
No good deed goes unpunished...
What you should so is ask one some of the security contractors/employees how they got their jobs. Then do what they did. For example they might have gone for Cisco security track first and skipped the other certifications. But good idea getting in IT security.
What you should so is ask one some of the security contractors/employees how they got their jobs.
CompTIA Security+ and ITIL Foundation are the baseline certifications at my current job. Beyond that it varies quite a bit. Microsoft Server and Redhat Linux certifications are common. Cisco Security is not that common. Since I previously worked at Cisco and built out a hardware rack (four switches and three routers) at home, I'll continue with that for certification.
Reality check: you're commenting about a specific real person you don't know anything about.
Alexey
you know what's wasteful? the sac of useless meat that is you. rock bottom.
That you keep comparing yourself to a virtual ditch digger is really sad. You must really suck among your peers who are doing much better than you. Must be that insecurity from knowing that you're one paycheck away from losing it all.
No there wasn't and it's not as easy to get your foot in the door anymore unless you have a long good work history. My second wife did key punch before I met her but there really wasn't any call for it by around 95 and she had no idea what she was going to do so she ended up managing a restaurant.
[...] get paid less than the interns in silicon valley.
You mean the overpaid interns at the top five companies in Silicon Valley? When I was an intern in the late 1990's, I got paid $10 per hour at a Fortune 500 company. Having worked at Google and Facebook on contract, I'm not overly impressed by these wasteful expenditures of money.
are you trolling or is this your real life?
Real life. I have a demotivational poster in my home office: "Mistakes - It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
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if it is your real life - for god's sake - stop bragging about being a loser.
A loser is someone who have given up. I've never given up. Eight years of Special Ed classes and skipping high school didn't prevent me from getting A.A. degree in General Education and, a decade later, A.S. degree in computer programming. Being out of work for two years and filing for bankruptcy in 2011 didn't prevent me from bouncing back and recovering financially six years later. Being told that I would drop dead at 10-, 20-, 30-, or 40-years-old because I was "morbidly obese" didn't prevent me from living.
what the hell is wrong with you?
These pissing matches generate quite a bit of traffic and ad revenues for my websites. Since I'm already on Slashdot, I might as well beat my own drum all the way to the bank.
i don't know what a virtual ditch digger is.
I'm the guy your company brings in to clean up your mess after you screwed up the project. For example, I was given a blotched printer mitigation because the engineer ran the script without verifying his work and went on vacation. Took me a month to figure out that only half of the ~1,500 printers on the old Win2K3 print servers were for existing printers, find updated drivers, and set up the Win2K12 print servers. It didn't that the engineer came back from his vacation, pulled the old print servers a month ahead of schedule, and generated 100+ help desk tickets because there was no print service for three days. When I got done and the new print servers came online, those 100+ help desk tickets auotmagically disappeared. If I haven't pulled that miracle off, I would have been fired. I'm a $50K virtual ditch digger, not $200K fuck up.
we enjoy shitting on you.
I appreciate the extra traffic and ad revenues to my websites. Keep up the good work, asshats!
I can bench you 8 times.
You probably scream like a pregnant woman when you do. Those guys are so annoying at the gym.
This is a site for nerds (smart people).
Awesome! I made the president's list at my community college for maintaining a 4.0 GPA in Computer Programming while taking two classes, working 60+ hours as a lead video game tester, and teaching Sunday school.
Quick question - was the last time you saw your dick 10+ years ago?
This morning. I used to do long-distance bike riding (20+ miles). From the waist down, my junk and legs look awesome. The rest of me, meh.
We do not believe you.
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Do you see plumbers who change your water filter trying to contribute to forums on industrial water purification systems?
My plumber is a woman. She's 100% dyke.
here's a project i did. migrating about 2k windows/linux server VMs, and about 20 aix boxes from standalone and a flex farm on sharks to a cisco san on ucs and vmax3 tiered.
The server team I work with is doing a similar project to set up Win2K12 VMs to replace physical Win2K3 and Win2K8 servers, as the older servers represent a security vulnerability in terms of patching. I don't know the exact numbers buy they're freeing up half the physical space in the data centers around the country.
do you even know what I'm talking about?
Yes, but only because I previously worked for Cisco and my current job is one of Cisco's larger customers.
I've never seen what a helpdesk ticket looks like.
That's the nice thing about my current job: 80,000+ workstations and NO USERS. The only tickets I deal with are the ones I create for the local desktop tech to go find a workstation and turn it on for me.
Reality check: Grow a pair.
This is a community you don't belong to. You are not welcome here.
Complain to management. However, since I'm consistently upvoted than downvoted by the mods on a daily basis, I doubt they will do anything.
[...] you have an ethernet card for network traffic [...]
Server motherboards have dual-NIC for redundancy or quad-NIC for channel bonding.
[...] a host bus adapter which is connected to some disks [...]
Those disk arrays are so damn heavy. I actually nicked the center of my palm when installing one.
[...] and a host bus adapter which is connected to some disks [...]
Dual cards for redundancy.
This is about using a single card in the server to do all the different types of external IO.
Uh, no. Single point of failure is reduced with redundant cards. At least, in my work experience at Fortune 500 companies.
Cisco UCS guy here. Umm no, they do not have "NICs" for dedundancy. They do not have NICs at all. There are 8 servers in a module that has a bus. That bus has 2 unified IO cards that to 2 FI switches. There is no such thing as Channel bonding - there are Port Channels. Several ports in one channel, not several channels as one port - the exact opposite of what you said.
I stand correct. I thought the discussion was general server hardware.
If you had, you would not claim you installed one.
I've installed Dell disk arrays.
Please stop posting made up bullshit to draw traffic to your blog.
The increase traffic comes from the asshats who are complaining about me. People see that, wonder why I get all this shit, and then check out my websites. I don't mind the extra $75 in ad revenues last month.
People are trying to have a conversation here.
That's funny. A bunch of asshats started bitching about my weight yesterday and continued this morning. If you got a complaint, take it up with them.
are you APK?
Nope. APK and I had our falling out a few months ago. It was epic. We've been keeping our distance since then. Slashdot would not survive we if got into it again.
Just wanted to pop in and say, I don't know why these folks are being a**holes to you.
If a fat person can be successful, than anyone can be successful. Some asshats have a problem with that. Casey Neistat did a video that summed up the situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iQ8BGw13So
I'm sorry that you're being subject to that, tho I'm not sure why you're engaging them.
I love trolling the trolls on Slashdot.
then you're at the border/bad area/roommate/etc
this is all possible of course, but, please, link me to that 1900USD 2BR? Any. Please.
Let's assume you eat 3 eggs every morning - that's 48 cents each day.
Why do you continue to give bad dieting advice to fat people? I'm on a low-egg diet (two brown eggs per week). I can't eat 15 eggs per week.
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2016/04/01/eggs-cholesterol-levels.aspx
You're welcome, creimer.
STOP BEFORE YOU GET SOMEONE KILLED WITH YOUR BAD ADVICE!
Here's the thing: I'm not a doctor, but I *AM* giving you good nutritional advice.
YOU ARE NOT! STOP BEFORE YOU GET SOMEONE KILLED!
And yet, strangely incapable of refuting anything that's been offered up as advice?
Why bother? You are obviously determined to give bad diet advice to a fat person. Not to help, but to harm. I deal with guys like you at work all the time. One asshat told me unprompted in the middle of a meeting that I needed lap band surgery — and then wondered why every treated him like douche bag after the meeting.