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Apple Co-founder Thinks Apple Is Now Too Big a Company To Come Up With the Next Big Thing (9to5mac.com)

When it comes to the next great tech breakthroughs, Steve Wozniak isn't betting on the company he founded. Instead, he believes Tesla is at the forefront of anticipating the world to come. From a report: Interviewed by Bloomberg on what are likely to be the biggest tech breakthroughs in the coming years, and which companies are likely to make them, Woz didn't list Apple as a contender. He said, "look at the companies like Google and Facebook and Apple and Microsoft that changed the world -- and Tesla included. They usually came from young people. They didn't spring out of big businesses." Small businesses, he argued, take bigger risks -- and their founders create the products they really want, without the dilution that occurs with multiple decision-makers. "I think Tesla is on the best direction right now. They've put an awful lot of effort into very risky things. I'm going to bet on Tesla," he added.

211 comments

  1. How is this news? by hsmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most large companies aren't blazing the innovation trail. That is why they gobble up smaller companies doing the innovative things - to get the talent and the ideas. This has been going on forever. Congrats to Woz for just realizing this.

    1. Re:How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking at Yahoo, simply gobbling up companies does not seem like a sound strategy if the main business is unrelated or there is no overall vision pushing it all together and forward. Companies in the past, like GM, that gobbled up companies complementary to their core business seemed to have more success.

    2. Re: How is this news? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apple was made by Steve and Steve, not by Steve and Eve!

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    3. Re:How is this news? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not just that, but Apple hasn't innovated since what, the Newton? Everything else has been a safe, comfortable iteration of what has come before. The only "controversial" things they have done for ages have been to solder things and to remove ports, which while repugnant are trends which are present in the larger market and not something Apple invented either.

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    4. Re:How is this news? by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      > Not just that, but Apple hasn't innovated since what, the Newton?

      What? The Amstrad PenPad was there before the Newton IIRC, Apple invented nothing.

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    5. Re: How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Russian Army used to be made of REAL MEN. Now it's a bunch of shitposters from Olgino and disenfranchised Americans posting RT talking points. Could you imagine someone like parent Anonymous Coward driving the Nazis back?

    6. Re:How is this news? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What? The Amstrad PenPad was there before the Newton IIRC, Apple invented nothing.

      I googled both devices, and you are wrong. The Amstrad PenPad didn't actually even enter development until the original Newton had hit the market.

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    7. Re: How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just google 'Apple vs Braun' to find out how little Apple "innovates."

    8. Re: How is this news? by backslashdot · · Score: 1

      People have no respect nowadays. These people has does more for the world while taking a shit than the collective achievements of these idiots. Woz says something they think is not relevant or wrong or whatever and instead of thinking about it or sucking it up they make vicious personal attacks against him. Have some fucking respect for the man. He took the time and the risks to create something insanely great .. what the hell have these losers done. I am talking about these parasites living off Wozniak's inventions. Hey even if you use a PC and Android you owe something to Wozniak and Apple whether you recognize it or not. Deal with it.

    9. Re: How is this news? by backslashdot · · Score: 1

      The car is just an improvement over the wheel. We owe Benz nothing.

      What are you fucking stupid? We don't need you fools who clearly haven't invented or improved on anything deciding what is an invention and what isn't.

      Invent something, only then state your opinion on how stupid other people's inventions are.

    10. Re:How is this news? by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Apple is a one-trick pony.

      They have charged WAY too much for their products and have more cash than God.

      The next logical step is to buy up bad ideas far removed from their core competency because they have saturated the market with their version of the wheel.

      Their only innovative approach is to make the wheel rounder.

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    11. Re: How is this news? by CaptainDork · · Score: 0

      Could you imagine volunteering your coward, entitled ass for military service?

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    12. Re: How is this news? by theguyfromsaturn · · Score: 1

      What? And here I thought Steve as an atmospheric phenomenon. I never knew it was an hermaphrodite entrepreneur. It's so confusing.

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    13. Re: How is this news? by Beau1080p · · Score: 0

      Get off slashdot, xenophobe.

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    14. Re: How is this news? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What are you fucking stupid? We don't need you fools who clearly haven't invented or improved on anything deciding what is an invention and what isn't.

      And yet clearly we need your commentary on my commentary, because that is making the world a better place? You didn't think that comment through before posting, did you?

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    15. Re:How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing Steve Wozniak is still in touch with is his last meal. He's not relevant anymore and I don't know why people keep hanging on his every word.

    16. Re: How is this news? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Not just that, Jobs was the contradiction to Woz's theory that the CEO has to be young and the company small. Apple was big in its own right, but somewhat floundering w/ just the Macs. Once he introduced the iPods and later, the iPhones & iPads, along w/ a great marketing campaign as to their applications, Apple had a breakthrough.

    17. Re:How is this news? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      How were the iPods or iPhones any iteration of what came before? Granted, w/ the iPod, Apple wasn't taking a big risk, but just introduced a new music player that looked sleeker than anything else, and then took off. They added phone features to it, and the phone market has not been the same since. What was either luck or genius on their part was targeting the elite/upscale part of the population and making their phone look like the Gucci or Prada of electronic devices and pricing them accordingly, and they got a bigger market than they even targeted. Then came the iPad, which was a major hit when it came along.

      There is something to be said for a platform which in the US at least is the first choice of app developers - to the exclusion of Windows, and even giving Android a second shrift.

    18. Re:How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How were the iPods or iPhones any iteration of what came before?

      Granted, w/ the iPod, Apple wasn't taking a big risk, but just introduced a new music player that looked sleeker than anything else, and then took off. They added phone features to it, and the phone market has not been the same since.

      What you describe is iteration.

    19. Re:How is this news? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Informative

      Apple paying Creative hundreds of millions of dollars for ripping off their UI kind of says the iPod was nothing more than a prettier Creative media player... oh, but with one important difference: it locked everything down via iTunes rather than as a simple 'drag and drop' music player.

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    20. Re:How is this news? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Apple innovation often isn't in purely technical terms. They're rarely first to market. But what they tend to do is to merge technology and design in a way that few other companies seemed to be able to do.

      Do you remember how complex and messed up a simple MP3 player used to be, trying to get it to work, patching firmware, crappy and unintuitive user interface obviously designed by engineers, etc? There were a dozen brands on the market, but Apple didn't release a product like that. Here's a case study between the iPod and the Creative Nomad. Note the distinct differences in the device design, press releases, and even the user manual. Is it any wonder the world jumped to the iPod when given a chance?

      But no, not the geeks, of course. I remember plenty of slashdotters who didn't understand why anyone would prefer an iPod. After all, it was expensive, limited, and obviously technically inferior, as it couldn't play their Ogg Vorbis collection. And the rest of the world enjoyed their iPods, which they could actually figure out how to use.

      I think you're using a fairly typical geek definition of "innovated", which is "to invent some brand new technology". Apple's definition of innovation is probably closer to "making complex technology simple and elegant for the masses." Innovation != Invention.

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    21. Re:How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is something to be said for a platform which in the US at least is the first choice of app developers - to the exclusion of Windows, and even giving Android a second shrift.

      Yes, it's called "This market parts with $800 at a time for a phone and regularly buys apps. Let's launch on their platform." If you have a captive audience that believes they're high class with your platform, they're rubes simply waiting for the next shiny so they can spend more and feel superior. Apple's marketing is slimy, but genius. It has little to do with any technical merits (or deficiencies).

    22. Re:How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. That was apples original theft that started them being patent crazy.

    23. Re:How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post has to set some kind of record for stupidity, even for Slashdot where snarkiness is expected. The ipod, iphone, and ipad are legendarily innovative products in the same way that the IBM PC was - these were the products that established the mass market. That's why Apple is now the most valuable company in the world, 20-some years after nearly going out of business.

    24. Re:How is this news? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      When the company changes these innovation teams (usually making them too big), they fail.

      Changing the process will change the results...

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    25. Re: How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One trick LOL. You may not like the Apple 2, the Mac, the iPhone, the iPad, the Apple TV, the Apple Watch, but they all are fairly substantially successful products.

    26. Re: How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok. I am the mathematician that invented the math used for traffic modeling. I'll say what they said. I'm positive I've had a greater impact than the brand has. Note, I said brand,

    27. Re: How is this news? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Once he introduced the iPods and later, the iPhones & iPads,

      You mean once they made the ipod, then put a phone in it, and then made it a bit bigger.

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    28. Re:How is this news? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      How were the iPods or iPhones any iteration of what came before?

      Oh please, The iPhone is an iteration of the iPod and as you say the iPod was just another music player that looked slick and did mp3.

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    29. Re:How is this news? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Apple paying Creative hundreds of millions of dollars for ripping off their UI kind of says the iPod was nothing more than a prettier Creative media player... oh, but with one important difference: it locked everything down via iTunes rather than as a simple 'drag and drop' music player.

      I used to love my creative zen's. I wish they'd make a decent phone/music player these days.

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    30. Re: How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I borrow your dick because mine is somewhat lacking?

    31. Re:How is this news? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Apple paying Creative hundreds of millions of dollars for ripping off their UI kind of says the iPod was nothing more than a prettier Creative media player

      It also used a smaller form factor hard disk. The Creative models used 2.5" disks, the iPod used 1.8" ones. This was important because the first iPod was right at the upper end of being convenient to carry around. The second / third generation were thinner. Second, they used Firewire for syncing (later USB 2, when it became available). The Creative ones used USB 1.1, which meant that a full sync took well over an hour, compared to 10-20 minutes for the iPod. Finally, the use of iTunes meant that the iPod had a database of all of the metadata as soon as the sync was finished, whereas the Creative ones had file/folder navigation and (I think - it's been over a decade since I used one) would eventually scan all of the ID3 tags to give tag-based navigation.

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    32. Re: How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical slashbait. Asking Woz for his opinions on the Apple of today would be asking Nokia's former chief rubber boots designer for his views on their cell infrastructure business. He has no relevant expertise. We can respect his accomplishments while still recognizing that he has no insights to offer.

      Coming up next week: Charlie Chaplin explains why talkies will never catch on.

    33. Re:How is this news? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Apple just waits for technology to mature and then markets the hell out of their version. The iPod was far from the first or the best portable music player, but those white earphones and colourful ads...

      The iPhone was not the first smart phone with large touch screen, and Android was already nearing release when it was announced. And remember how limited the first version was - didn't even have apps! But it sure looked slick, with the OS not even supporting multi-tasking or desktop wallpaper because all available resources were required to make the screen transitions smooth.

      The iPad was very late to the tablet market, which had existed since the 90s. Again, slick UI and slick marketing...

      So Apple's best bet for the future is probably to wait for some technology to near maturity and then jump on it again. Maybe self driving cars, since they already missed the EV boat.

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    34. Re:How is this news? by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      According to https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      Newton August 2, 1993
      Penpad March 17, 1993

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    35. Re:How is this news? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How were the iPods or iPhones any iteration of what came before? Granted, w/ the iPod, Apple wasn't taking a big risk, but just introduced a new music player that looked sleeker than anything else, and then took off.

      Well, you just told everyone how. Don't be disingenuous.

      They added phone features to it, and the phone market has not been the same since.

      They weren't the first to make a phone which had that form factor and basic UI scheme. They were the first to make it not suck. I don't want to take that away from them, but it's still not innovation. It's just iteration. They did obvious things and sold them better than others did and that's what got them the money.

      There is something to be said for a platform which in the US at least is the first choice of app developers

      Windows was the choice of developers right up through Windows 7. That didn't change because Apple got better, it happened because Microsoft got worse.

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    36. Re: How is this news? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I wonder what asking you for your opinions on anything is worth.

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    37. Re: How is this news? by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      It's Chelsea Manning now. Aren't you glad YOUR TAX MONEY went to his sex change?

      The Army used to be made of REAL MEN. It's a disgrace what its become.

      Yeah - and it's good that Chelsea told the world the truth about those cowards, murdering kids from the safety of their helicopters.

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    38. Re:How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've listened to Woz talk about Apple he figured that out a long time ago. I'm pretty sure they pay him just to keep his bagging on them in check. Woz and Job fit together because Woz created technical wizardry and Jobs polished it until mere mortals could use it and marketed it to them. If you look at everything Woz is involved in it's geeky high technology stuff. Meanwhile Apple is still producing the same stuff, now with more brushed aluminum and fewer buttons/ports. They're just running the last playbook Jobs left them on repeat.

    39. Re:How is this news? by Jahoda · · Score: 1

      Congrats to Woz for just realizing this.

      Sometimes the generally shittiness of the nerd superiority/inferiority complex really does get tiresome. Nah bro, you're right. Steve Wozniak, a man whose demonstrated brilliance should require no citations, is only just now "realizing this". It's never occurred to him in his life, which is why you should be moderated insightful based on a Bloomberg puff piece. But not you though. You're the guy-too-cool-for-school who just "gets" these things better than anyone else. Thanks for contributing.

    40. Re: How is this news? by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Just google 'Apple vs Braun' to find webpages of clueless idiots

      FTFY

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    41. Re:How is this news? by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 2

      Apple paying Creative hundreds of millions of dollars for ripping off their UI kind of says the iPod was nothing more than a prettier Creative media player...

      You keep claiming that, and every time I have to prove you wrong because you don't like facts.

      They payed $100 million (not "hundreds of millions of dollars") for violating a patent for "Automatic hierarchical categorization of music by metadata " (IOW sorting songs by interpret), not for "ripping off their UI". Creatives UI was the cruddy "cursor keys to select a menu item" shit from the 80s.

      BTW this patent was also the resason why Apple started to patent every little shit, because evry little shit like you said it was a good idea to do so. So shut the fuck up in every Apple patent story ever again.

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    42. Re: How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, the IBM PC was hardly innovative. That was IBM playing catch-up with Apple after the company dropped the Apple II back in June 1977. The innovation with the PC happened when Compaq reverse engineered the IBM PC to create the PC-compatible. This, along with Microsoft'sâ licensing magic that allowed them to make MS-DOS for PC-compatibles alongside IBM PC-DOS, created the PC market we know today. BTW, IBM hasn't recovered since.

    43. Re:How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * paid

    44. Re:How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How were the iPods or iPhones any iteration of what came before?

      Granted, w/ the iPod, Apple wasn't taking a big risk, but just introduced a new music player that looked sleeker than anything else,

      Quick question. Does the cognitive dissonance keep you up at night?

    45. Re:How is this news? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Found the fanboi!

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    46. Re:How is this news? by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      LynnwoodRooster is the dumboi!

      You proved it again. You always do. Because you are dumb. Why don't you give up? Really, how many times are you going to do this? That's a rhetoric question: you are too dumb to stop.

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  2. Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I understand "apple cofounder" when used for the benefit of the general population, but this is Slashdot. "Woz says" would be enough clickbait already.

    1. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That stupid imbecile "designer" of flat and bland shit, jony Ive, was promoted to a full sir cofounder by the queen.

    2. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like what did Woz ever do? He isn't even there for any of Apple's most successful era.

      It's like your nanny claiming credit for your successful career.

    3. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that piece of shit still contributed to Apple's success more than Woz.

      I mean seriously when did Woz ever mattered ....

    4. Re: Clickbait title by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Like what did Woz ever do? He isn't even there for any of Apple's most successful era.

      Without Woz and the Apple computer, Jobs would be selling sugar water .

    5. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would know; you drink sugar water by the gallon.

    6. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wasn't he the one who built the original apple out of microchips?

    7. Re: Clickbait title by MouseR · · Score: 1

      That was Jean-Louis Gassée.

    8. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Instead of screwing around with Apple computers Woz should have continued his career of selling phone phreaking equipment.

    9. Re: Clickbait title by alexhs · · Score: 1

      Nope, John Sculley.
      Jean-Louis Gassée is the founder of Be Inc and actually has a scientific background (though I can't find in which specific field he has a MSc).

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    10. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Woz was the one Jobs got to do his work for him and then ripped him off.

    11. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or used cars. Maybe even salesman of the year!

    12. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but the sugar water would be packaged in white containers with shiny rounded corners and sold to hipsters for $10 a bottle.

    13. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The has to be a joke. Without Woz, Apple had nothing to sell.

    14. Re: Clickbait title by ogdenk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know..... he created a line of reasonably ok 8-bit 6502 machines that lived from 1977 into the '90's FAR past their prime and kept the company afloat while the early Mac 128 and 512 were flopping like a fish? I can't think of a single school I attended as a kid that wasn't chock full of ugly Apple IIe's and the occasional IIgs.

      Apple was far from unsuccessful in those days. You know, back when they were actually a computer company instead of peddling shiny consumer-grade content consumption devices to over-privileged hipster brats.

    15. Re: Clickbait title by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      (though I can't find in which specific field he has a MSc)

      Looks like a he has a M.S. degree in Science, maybe similar to having Fine Arts degree in Arts. It may have been a catchall degree for science. His bachelor degree was in mathematics and physics.

    16. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction: without Woz and the Apple computer, Jobs would have been selling his wrinkled prolapsed rectum to Castro queens for a hit of smack.

    17. Re: Clickbait title by kaizendojo · · Score: 2

      John Scully would be selling sugar water. Jobs would have simply found another Woz - and as good as he was, there were many like him.

      Without Jobs, however, Woz would have sold a few dozen system boards to hobbyists and faded into history.

    18. Re:Clickbait title by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

      You don't seem to understand what Slashdot has become. Contemporary Slashdot has been infiltrated by clueless herds of incompetents. Just look throughout this article alone at the comments. People are claiming that Wozniak never did anything, or that Jobs never had any vision. They both brought us the home computer revolution.

      For those who don't get this, look at your system. See that GUI (look it up if you don't know what it stands for) ... brought to you by Apple. You see Xerox PARC invented it, but they lacked the vision. It was Jobs and Wozniak that convinced them to allow its use in the home computer market, which both Jobs and Wozniak saw coming and helped create, so that Gates could steal it and sell his shit version of it to the masses. Every fucking day you use systems that likely wouldn't exist, or at the very least would not be nearly this far evolved were it not for these guys. You should probably eat shit and die if you can't appreciate their contributions.

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    19. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill rip people off, Zuck rip people off. What makes Woz different than getting ripped off?

      I can feel sad for him, but being ripped off doesn't make him a guru. Especially when he has essentially done nothing of note since then.

      Woz need to stop living in the pass and move on. It's sad....

    20. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Jobs would have found another Friend to rip off.

      Dude.... people like jobs would rip off anybody and he would still be successful.... if you can't accept that's life then you'll be living in disappointment all the time. I'm not saying it's right.... just what it is.

      Woz is like ... you know some victim that got victimised real bad then started off some protest movement etc. Then those protesters start hailing him as a Hero. When if fact the victim just got victimised and did Jack shit to be called a hero.

    21. Re: Clickbait title by ncc74656 · · Score: 2

      Without Woz and the Apple computer, Jobs would be selling sugar water .

      That was Jean-Louis Gassée.

      If you're going to correct somebody, make sure you have your own facts straight. It was John Sculley who was hired from Pepsi to run Apple. He was actually hired by Steve Jobs, whose pitch was, “Do you want to sell sugar water for the rest of your life, or do you want to come with me and change the world?”

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    22. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so? That doesn't make Woz relevant anymore.... it's been 30 years dude.... move on...

    23. Re:Clickbait title by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Especially when he's the only surviving co-founder, so anybody who wants opinions on Apple can either go to him, or to guys like John Sculley, Michael Presner, or Gil Amelio.

    24. Re: Clickbait title by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Only if Jobs had left Apple to join Pepsi

    25. Re: Clickbait title by unixisc · · Score: 1

      So did he find another Woz at Next, when Sculley booted him out of Apple?

    26. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't dispute it but 30 years and nothing else to show.... not even close to having something else...... he should be in history books not you know ...saying stuff.

      Why would I care about someone who have not done any shit since I was born?

      Go to hell old man. It's my lawn now.... you should be retirement home or a hospice.

    27. Re: Clickbait title by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      ROTFLMAO little kid ;-{)

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    28. Re: Clickbait title by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Not another single Woz, but by that time the landscape had changed and it was far less important to have a single person who could lay out circuit boards and design the bytecode interpreter that you use to run 16-bit code on an 8-bit CPU. He did find a lot of exceedingly competent hardware and software people though and wasn't above licensing good ideas from other places when required or collaborating. The NeXT-Sun collaboration on the OpenStep specification (still visible in Cocoa, where most of the common classes retain the NeXT-Sun NS prefix) produced one of the most beautifully designed APIs of all time (some parts, such as NSCell, are horribly dated as optimisations for a machine with 8MB of RAM, but the overall design is still worth studying). The DMA engine on the NeXT machines meant that it could happily play back audio while running disk-intensive tasks, something that PCs would struggle with until a decade later. Display PostScript (licensed from Adobe) allowed resolution-independent displays and made it trivial to use the same code for drawing on screen and generating high-quality printed output.

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    29. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      90s? Get real. Motorola had taken over from 6502/10 garbage by the mid 80s. Apple used them and fucked up by going to PPC. The IIes were only around because Apple fans in "computing" classes refused to move to the superior platforms widely available.

      Apple have never led. mp3 players were out long before Apple knew about music. The iPhone is a Sony design, and caused Apple to dump their own phone plans. The tablets use off the shelf components made by LG and Samsung and are little more than portable computers we've had since the 80s.

      They are #1 at getting their zealot fans to buy the thing +1 each and every year.

    30. Re:Clickbait title by yodleboy · · Score: 1

      Your petulant fanboy rage, particularly at the end, drowns out the actual facts you presented. Try getting off the gas next time.

    31. Re:Clickbait title by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Yes. I'm a major fan of facts. I was never much of a fan of Jobs, and I'm certainly not an Apple fan today. I just abhor ignorant morons who discount the contributions of major players in the industry that said morons couldn't make if they spent their entire life trying.

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    32. Re: Clickbait title by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Bill rip people off, Zuck rip people off. What makes Woz different than getting ripped off?

      Wel, he was a good friend of Job's until his death. How many of the people Bill and Zuck ripped off will go to his funeral for anything to check they are actually dead?

      And that's what really pisses off Slashdoters about Jobs: that he had Woz as his friend, even though they are much more deserving of that than him.

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    33. Re: Clickbait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 68040 was faster than the 386 and 486 but was slow compared to the Pentium. The PowerPC was not. The G5 absolutely spanked the P4 and clock for clock was faster than the Core Duo. The PPC was certainly no mistake. Let me know when they actually have a suitable library of commercial desktop applications for your toy UNIX clone so you don't have to run everything in WINE or a Winblows VM.

      Keep smoking crack, it's good for you.

    34. Re: Clickbait title by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      That's a better reply than I was going to write; well thought out and factual. I would have simply asked, "Did he need another Woz for Apple to beg him to come back?"

  3. Steve Jobs would say by phantomfive · · Score: 2

    Steve Jobs would say they're not too big, but the people there (especially the executives) lack vision. That is the problem. A lot of the good people quit in the aftermath of the iphone.

    If he were honest he might also say that the ideas don't need to be invented at Apple, they just need to be implemented there.

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    1. Re:Steve Jobs would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Jobs would take an existing technology, make it below average (cheap) but market it and price it as high end

      The innovation at Apple was sales and a bit of vision.

    2. Re:Steve Jobs would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget marketing and bullying.

    3. Re:Steve Jobs would say by ogdenk · · Score: 1

      Maybe in the Intel era but certainly not in the 68k or early PowerPC era.

    4. Re:Steve Jobs would say by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      I would like to say that OSX is not innovation. It's just a unix system with a decent UI. How hard is that?

      Unfortunately it seems very hard, based on the experience of a lot of other systems. Things are starting to get better now in the Linux world, though.

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    5. Re:Steve Jobs would say by ogdenk · · Score: 1

      OSX never existed in the 68k era. Apple's UNIX system in those days was called A/UX and it was actually quite cool but way overpriced due to AT&T licensing issues, etc. It was based on SVR2 and could run X and classic mac apps side by side. OSX was based on NeXTstep which had a better GUI layer than X-Windows since oh.... about 1988. Was originally based on Display Postscript which got morphed into Display PDF/Quartz. While that was a Steve Jobs venture, Woz had nothing to do with NeXT. NeXT was a pretty kickass platform though.

      Decent UI layers are VERY VERY VERY hard. Which is why modern Linux GUI's suck worse than they did in 1999 and why NeXTstep was better since the late 80's. Apple's had 3D-accelerated compositing, etc since OSX 10.2 beating Linux and Windows to the punch by quite a bit.

      MacOS X has existed since 1988, it just wasn't called MacOS X back then. So yes..... MacOS X was and is *VERY* innovative, especially if you set preferences to get rid of the tablet-esque features and bring a proper desktop back. Apple seems intent on killing OSX in spite of this.

    6. Re:Steve Jobs would say by unixisc · · Score: 1

      I would like to say that OSX is not innovation. It's just a unix system with a decent UI. How hard is that? Unfortunately it seems very hard, based on the experience of a lot of other systems. Things are starting to get better now in the Linux world, though.

      Even accepting that premise, NEXTSTEP was innovation. It was unix system, but w/ a revolutionary UI, w/ a USP unmatched by any of the unixstation guys - Sun, SGI, HP, et al. Which is why both Sun & HP had it ported to SPARC and PA/RISC. OS X was taking NEXTSTEP, and making some major changes to the interface. Personally, I preferred NEXTSTEP, but I can see why Apple chose to change things from there. Just wish NEXTSTEP on SPARC had continued.

      Too bad there has never been a complete NEXTSTEP like DE for either Linux or BSD. And no, WindowMaker, AfterStep et al don't count.

    7. Re: Steve Jobs would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah it was that easy and it still took Android 3-5years to catch up. You don't remember the shitty early Androids?

      I'm use an Android, but just because you don't like iPhones doesn't mean you need to be deluded.

    8. Re:Steve Jobs would say by LesFerg · · Score: 1

      Yeah but at least for those of use who migrated from win 98 or earlier, Linux had a far more interesting set of desktop options.
      Shame it hasn't kept progressing since then.

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    9. Re:Steve Jobs would say by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I installed an Ubuntu in a VM some weeks ago.
      Had to google how to open a "terminal".

      The UI is close to unusable, looks fancy though.

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    10. Re:Steve Jobs would say by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      That's awful.

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    11. Re:Steve Jobs would say by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      OSX never existed in the 68k era.

      I think you didn't quite understand the context of the conversation, mate. You are right though, NeXT was rather great.

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    12. Re: Steve Jobs would say by backslashdot · · Score: 1

      If you had to google how to open a terminal in Ubuntu, there are only two possibilities.

      First that you installed it wrong and so you're an idiot, or second, that you couldn't figure it out in 5 seconds and so you're an idiot.

    13. Re:Steve Jobs would say by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      A lot of the important technologies were OPENSTEP / OpenStep, rather than NeXTSTEP. NeXTSTEP didn't have the Foundation framework, which provided a memory management model for Objective-C. Apple moved this into the compiler with ARC, but was only able to do this without breaking interoperability because the APIs enforced reference counting discipline and had a set of conventions for naming that indicated which methods would return pointers with different ownership semantics. The earlier NeXT (NX-prefixed) GUI classes that evolved into (NS-prefixed, for NeXT-Sun) the Application Kit didn't have any of this as a building block and so passed around C strings with unclear ownership semantics all over the place.

      To this day, I've not seen a language or library provide a better string abstraction than OpenStep's NSString, which gracefully handles different character sets, different path models, and different storage back ends, without troubling the consumer.

      Too bad there has never been a complete NEXTSTEP like DE for either Linux or BSD. And no, WindowMaker, AfterStep et al don't count.

      Note: GNUstep provides a complete implementation of the OpenStep Foundation and Application Kits and a lot of the newer Apple additions, though it's sorely in need of more contributors.

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    14. Re:Steve Jobs would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple's strength used to be taking technology that was just outside of the realm of "normal" people and making it palatable to them.. or at least creating a standard which allowed an aftermarket to develop and interoperate.

      This Louis Vitton minimalist chic thing came along later but it's their main focus now.

    15. Re: Steve Jobs would say by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      There is no icon or other way to start a terminal.
      You are supposed not to need one.

      Idiot ...

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  4. Who cares, they can all buy the next big thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the large companies buy up startups that are right on the verge of releasing the next big thing.

    In fact, that's the main goal of most startups...not to build something great and compete with the big guys, but to be noticed and then acquired.

    1. Re:Who cares, they can all buy the next big thing by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Being bought up by a larger company was the reason d'etre of many dot com startups. Today it's just another exit strategy on the VC's checklist when you come begging for money. Something that Antonio Martinez explained in his book, "Chaos Monkeys: Obscene Fortune and Random Failure in Silicon Valley".

  5. We already know what the next big thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's creimer. And boy, is it a BIG thing!

  6. The next big thing is a black swan event. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it were predctable, it would be done all the time.

    Never the less, whatever its going to be itll be something on the fringe that folks will think it's really stupid or that no one would want it.

  7. Well, Woz has been too big for 3 decades by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, Woz has been too big for 3 decades to come up with anything new...

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    1. Re:Well, Woz has been too big for 3 decades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^_^

    2. Re:Well, Woz has been too big for 3 decades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least one of the Steves has the sense to go to a doctor for heath issues rather then drink magic fruit juices to cure cancer.

  8. In over seven years, they haven't even been able.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to put more memory in a laptop. They can't even evolve now much less innovate. There is so much pent-up demand for more powerful laptops that when they do, the shipping delays are going to be ridiculous.

  9. well the mac was legitimately the next big thing by cats-paw · · Score: 1

    but since then Apple has basically refined existing things so they didn't suck.

    the ipod was a good mp3 player that they ruined with itunes. of course the point was to sell you music and not a music player, so it made perfect sense that they would shove itunes down your throat.

    they they made a cell phone that didn't suck as much as the rest of them. and it's still in that category. android phones are fucking awful since they are google spyware, thanks google.

    we need a truly open source mobile phone OS.

    that's the next big thing. and apple will have nothing to do with that of course.

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  10. Re: In over seven years, they haven't even been ab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've had the budget to upgrade all of our MacBooks for over four years! We do Java development with IntelliJ on virtual machines so we need more memory!

  11. Re:Fuck Woz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he's a has been.

    No, he's a wizard. And that is one of the many reasons why his opinion is important.

  12. Apple needs another Steve Jobs... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Maybe it's time for Apple to reduce their product lines to four product categories and focus on those for a while.

  13. Re:In over seven years, they haven't even been abl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A genius move, they keep selling the same outdated laptops for huge profit.

    And now, finally, when people are getting fed up with it, they'll release updated laptops and people will; ineup.

    Apple doesn't have to innovate currently, they have the most loyal customers.

  14. Re: In over seven years, they haven't even been ab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You newb!

    You obviously haven't tried:

    http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

  15. Great ideas start in basements and garages by slazzy · · Score: 2

    Of course Apple is too big to come up with the next big thing. Great ideas start in basements and garages, just like Apple when they first started. https://www.retireat21.com/blo...

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    1. Re:Great ideas start in basements and garages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Harvard dorm rooms.

      Basement dwellers don't have any money or time to waste thinking about ideas.

    2. Re:Great ideas start in basements and garages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A garage business can only get started if there is an opportunity in the market. Either the market is new/expanding (computer industry in 70s/80s) or there is some niche that isn't being met by the existing players (in which case, they may be acquired by a larger player in a similar field).

      Alternatively, you could say there are a million terrible ideas that started in basements and garages that failed.

    3. Re:Great ideas start in basements and garages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course Apple is too big to come up with the next big thing. Great ideas start in basements and garages, just like Apple when they first started.

      https://www.retireat21.com/blo...

      I think you could argue that the iPhone is one of apples greatest successes. That's really a bold statement, but I believe it. That was not created in a garage.

  16. Re:well the mac was legitimately the next big thin by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

    android phones are fucking awful since they are google spyware, thanks google.

    Okay, and apple phones are apple spyware. They do a bit less spying because Apple is a bit less dependent on that for revenue, but they still do spying.

    we need a truly open source mobile phone OS.

    You mean like Android? I'm getting updates for my Moto G 2014 regularly now from LineageOS even though Motorola has packed it in and given up on that model long since. I do have gapps installed, but I don't have to. I choose to.

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  17. Re:Heres a product people want by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    You could always buy a refurbished MacBook Pro from OWC that cost less and has a warranty.

  18. They're not too big. Cook isn't Jobs. by SensitiveMale · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    To be fair, no one is or will be.

    But hypocrite Cook isn't a leader. He's a "keep the schedule running" manager.

    1. Re:They're not too big. Cook isn't Jobs. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

      I sometimes wonder if Steve Jobs' greatest skill was keeping Jony Ive in check.

      "I love the design, Jony - but removing all the useful ports seems idiotic."

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  19. Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have a lot of respect for Woz. But ever since he left the company it seems like he's been overly down on Apple - from downplaying the iPhone through multiple iterations, to now claiming Apple cannot possibly do anything new or big.

    He says Tesla is ahead and in a sense that is sort of true - I also think they are at the forefront of self-driving cars. But a large part of that is because they are way ahead in collecting real world data.

    Well in a similar fashion, Apple is way ahead of most other companies in terms of knowing how people use mobile devices. Yes Google is also right there in that space, but Apple has a health data collection edge..

    The next big things to arrive will unfold naturally from the combination of large data sets and powerful neural network style pattern recognition (I hesitate to label it as AI). Apple is well positioned to come up with something impressive organically out of the mix of what they have and what they are doing.

    It's very true that large companies have trouble producing innovation. But the way Apple is structured I think it may still be possible, and Woz is simply being overly negative because that is the way he is wired (and probably why he makes a such a great engineer).

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    1. Re:Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just to be clear here, the co-founder of Apple Steve Wozniak left Apple over 30 years ago. He has no fucking idea what Apple does or what it is capable of doing.

      The tech press (they are not journalists, basically unskilled bloggers) drag his bloated corpse out on occasion so they can write smack talk about Apple.

    2. Re: Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I should believe you instead? No thanks unknown do-nothing AC.

    3. Re:Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by beckett · · Score: 1

      I have a lot of respect for Woz. But ever since he left the company it seems like he's been overly down on Apple - from downplaying the iPhone through multiple iterations, to now claiming Apple cannot possibly do anything new or big.

      That sums up the fundamental problems with apple: they're into iterative change to hold hegemony over their phone.

      10 years ago, apple computers were some of the most thoughtful designs and easy to upgrade and replace parts. today, they're glued together and the ram is soldered on the logic board. What do you expect the OG Hacker to think about the direction apple is taking?

      when Apple developed the music store, it was one of the first business models to reach detente with the music industry and sell digital downloads for music. The appleTV/iTV/aborted apple television in contrast has been languishing for years and is a pale also-ran against an amazon or google set top boxes. Apple Original content is lagging far behind Netflix or Amazon making a apple value-for-money currently for subscription services

      Apple's cloud solution was terrible as MobileMe, and can't offer the services or support google drive or AWS does. This applies to both individual users as well as corporate: Apple in general has abandoned the server segement and their contribution and commitment to enterprise has dwindled an OSX server download on the appstore, and a mac mini.

      Apple's auto drive car seems to be going on the same production schedule as the Apple Television: repeated false starts and reboots, resulting in being left behind by more mature competitors (tesla, google), and outpositioned for dash space on legacy car companies (Windows Embedded, Android Automotive).

      There are still good reasons to choose OSX and apple products for some, but i completely understand why Woz has slowly given up waiting for Apple to product products that interest him, and people like him.

    4. Re:Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to sign your post:
      -Apple's PR Department

      Yes we get it, you have a vested interest in Apple's success which makes you no more than a shill.

    5. Re: Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Left" is only somewhat true. He is still a paid, badged employee to this day. If he ever wants something, all he has to do is ask. He waits in line with people at Apple stores for fun, not from necessity. Mostly I think he's paid to not come up with something to compete with Apple.

    6. Re:Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont forget the education market; apple had that and then with overcharging and under caring lost it to Chromebooks.

    7. Re:Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      But he was also the guy that openly admitted he was waiting over night in the queue in front of an "Apple Shop" to buy one of the first iPads.

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    8. Re: Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Discarding a comment because you don't know the speaker's name is no different than judging a book by its cover. It's a juvenile psychological tactic and Slashdotters should know better than to let that cloud their ability to analyze and discuss with others. You're basically admitting that you care more about the package than the message that's in it.

    9. Re:Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Counterpoint: Since Jobs died Apple has been releasing more of the same, with nothing new or revolutionary.

      Smart watches failed utterly, the iPhone is stagnate, and music is music. Zero new markets have been entered and nothing has been invented.

      In another 10 years, Apple will be Microsoft - still big, still profitable, no longer the life of the party.

    10. Re:Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by fozzy1015 · · Score: 1

      He says Tesla is ahead and in a sense that is sort of true - I also think they are at the forefront of self-driving cars. But a large part of that is because they are way ahead in collecting real world data.

      Why do people believe Tesla is ahead in self-driving cars? Musk's empty promises? From all accounts their AP2 isn't as capable as their older Mobileyed-based AP1. And how is Tesla ahead of Waymo or MobileEye for collecting real-world data? Heck, most of Tesla's data is collected in California. There are entire countries with large road networks with nary a Tesla around. Musk is full of hot air and I'm a little disappointed the Woz doesn't see through it. Oh well, it will all come to light as Tesla has no hope of ever turning a profit. Bankruptcy or bought at a fraction of its current price.

    11. Re: Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they are an Apple fan.

    12. Re:Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, maybe because they actually *have* one in the real world?

      Sure it's not totally independently autonomous, and more of a smart auto-pilot, but the fact that they had the balls to even deploy such a system before any real regulations had sprung up about it puts them firmly on the leading edge while other companies are still dicking around in controlled environments.

      I'm pretty sure the Teslas are the only cars getting any real world data from their auto pilot systems as they are the only ones that can be used anywhere by normal people. This will help them become fully autonomous far faster.

    13. Re:Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      to now claiming Apple cannot possibly do anything new

      Exactly. The iPhone still has a port on the bottom and still works as a phone. There's plenty of functionality and holes left to remove in the name of new.

    14. Re:Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No idea how easy it is to do in apple but often innovation comes from skunkworks. It's not the only way but many examples of change have come from this route. Worth mentioning as well that companies like Google intentionally give their staff some free time for exploration. This too leads to new ideas and innovation. Again I've no idea if this sort of think exists in Apple but both can allow companies of this size the potential to continue innovating.

    15. Re:Woz - the ultimate Concern Troll by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      "Iterative change ain't nuthin'!"

      Yet without Jobs, they foundered. With him, they excelled. Without him again, they go back to foundering. Microsoft is foundering as they turned from innovation to market retention, playing a game of "me, too!" and using cash hemorrhages to copy what other companies did that worked.

      Saying some little guy did something, never made much of it, then another company brought it big time is vastly different then waiting around for others to hit the big time then playing catch up.

      The infantile arguing fails to recognize this difference.

      Apple is now more like Microsoft, which is to say, more like IBM, which is to say ,more like Xerox, when it required 37 manager sign offs to make one change to a product design, which opened the door to copies from faster-moving companies.

      This thread isn't discussion. This thread is meme-instantiating cogs regurgitating half-baked thoughts they read elsewhere that gave them an emotional charge, inducing their meme storage apparatus to store it with a tag of "THIS BIG IDEARRR!"

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  20. Companies often don't listen to questions by BoRegardless · · Score: 2

    "Why can't we xxxxxxxx?

    VPs tend to shut down these sorts of quesitons with stock answers, because they want their position to be stable until they jump ship.

  21. Fags... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple needs to sell major household appliances or transportation or something in that price range in high volumes in order to be the next big thing that significantly impacts their income upwards. The iPhone is too good of a money maker. In comparison, devices like iWatches and desktop computers just don't have that much financial impact.

    Once low-income areas like Africa develop enough of a market for $1,000+ iPhones, then Apple may again reach the next level. Maybe the next big thing from Apple will be what accomplishes this development and then the iPhone can rake in the money even more.

  22. It's Tim Cook's leadership by DougReed · · Score: 0

    It's not their size. It's Tim Cook. He is not the worst CEO ever, but he isn't a visionary leader. He promoted Jony Ive to a position he isn't qualified for, and he has changed the business model from Apple's kill your own product or someone else will to Microsoft's embrace and extend. It will lead to failure.

    Tim Cook needs to go, but who could replace him? Elon Musk is the only person I see out there with the kind of vision Steve Jobs had, and we need him where he is.

  23. "Apple co founder" by thebullshitpatrol · · Score: 1

    Is Steve Wozniak really "Apple co-founder" now? Steve Wozniak is like a household name.

  24. design and engineering by thebullshitpatrol · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I don't buy it. Apple is just in another "run by suits" lull that they will transition out of or be rudely awoken out of. Tim Cook just happens to wear very peculiar suits.

    Renaissance Apple is Apple run by design and engineering. Current Apple is "how can we sell more iPhones this quarter" Apple, which is going to bite them in the ass if this next round of Macs doesn't please the people writing screengames for them.

    1. Re:design and engineering by thebullshitpatrol · · Score: 2

      seems to be working reasonably well though, seeing as the brakes are completely shot on the AAPL train

  25. Sour Grapes by pubwvj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oddly, whenever I hear Woz he sounds like the fox with sour grapes just out of his reach.

    1. Re:Sour Grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IM sure he can afford new grapes with what he made off apple. He just isnt an apple ass kisser like so many others. Maybe he is just a little disappointed in what his company has become.

    2. Re:Sour Grapes by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Oddly, whenever I hear Woz he sounds like the fox with sour grapes just out of his reach.

      I always wonder if that is because it's what he is always saying, or that is what publications tend to quote.

  26. Re:Tesla, another US taxpayer bail-outee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and so would apple without a Microsoft bailout

  27. apple needs good systems not thin and looks good! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 0

    apple needs good systems not thin and looks good!

    The new mac pro could of been a new tower with an loop back cable to feed the TB bus with video from a video card like the other pro workstations.

    They should of keep the mini server with an easy swap HDD's and quad core cpus.

    Thicker laptops with more ports.

    Imac with an easy back door to change HDD and ram like other AIO systems.

    Now If apple drops e-net in the imac and makes it to an $19.99 TB to e-net dongle that a rip off even more so in an I-mac pro.

    If the new mac pro does that then good buy pro market unless they give you an free TB to 10-GIG with the system dongle with at least 4+ TB buses.

  28. Apple has made some HUGE mistakes. by DougReed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Their computer strategy is one example. Idiots have decided the computer market is dying. ... um.. no it's just saturated. It's a replacement market, not an expanding market. There is still HUGE money to be made, just not on an ever expanding scale. ... and Apple have virtually abandoned the computer market. They let Jony destroy their computer line and essentially handed the market to companies like RedHat on a platter. Their Laptops are underpowered with no ports. The iMac has gotten worse with every revision as Jony removed features and expandability. Their server is an underpowered trash can that won't fit into a rack.

    Microsoft has made a mess of the data center. They created a huge security nightmare defined by forced outages because every time you touch a Windows box you have to reboot it. Something that was considered a cardinal sin before M$ came alone. Linux has become the server platform of choice for any data center where the CTO isn't an idiot. Why? because Apple wasn't there to pick up the pieces when they should have been. Big companies trust big companies. OSX was just BSD UNIX with a usable GUI. Reliability was right up there with UNIX and Linux... and as companies started getting hacked and Windows boxes became a huge support nightmare, companies started looking for alternatives. Apple being a big company known for 'it just works' would have been the obvious choice... but there is no Apple server. There is no Apple RDP client for Windows->OSX. Instead Steve Jobs died, and Tim Cook made Jony Ive god and they flushed the server business completely. This allowed the Linux guys to finally say "we're here, and we're ready for you!" Companies would not have looked at them except they were backed into a corner and a few tech guys convinced management to put their toe in the open source water and now Apple hasn't a prayer to take it back. Linux IS the server of choice for companies with a clue.

    As a consultant, I have recently seen old-school Windows-everywhere companies nuke Windows all over the place in favor of Linux. And don't think M$ didn't notice. MS-SQL on Linux? YUP! Visual Studio on Linux? YUP! Even a Linux subsystem on Windows! YUP! I am betting there will be an Office for Linux next. now that the compiler works, someone in the back room is trying to get the compile errors cleaned up as we speak. As long as Windows dominates the desktop, you won't see it. But the FIRST hint of a Linux desktop migration, and poof! Office for Linux will pop out of the woodwork in about 10 seconds.

    Where does this leave Apple?

    1. Re:Apple has made some HUGE mistakes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Linux IS the server of choice for companies with a clue.

      This is partly true, but I think it leaves out a big piece and that is the cloud computing services prominently offered by Amazon AWS, Microsoft Azure and Google. In a hosted scenario, you can choose the instances you want and their OS. However, with very high up time and reliability virtually guaranteed by the cloud platform provider, do you even have as much reason to care anymore? The choice will probably be dictated by what software you want to run on your hosted instances and what tools you like to use, rather than strictly the reliability of the underlying instance OS. The days of running your own servers are coming to a close for most businesses, it just doesn't make sense in many cases now with the low cost, scalability and high reliability of the cloud offerings.

    2. Re:Apple has made some HUGE mistakes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only thing missing from this diatribe is a paragraph on how those kids should get off my lawn.

    3. Re:Apple has made some HUGE mistakes. by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Apple has DEFINITELY made some serious mistakes lately. But honestly, I'm interested to see what unfolds with them over the next couple years, more than anything else.

      As I've pointed out on here before -- one "card up the sleeve" at Apple is this huge, new "spaceship" campus that's not up and running just yet. There's probably a whole lot of attention being directed at micro-managing all the aspects of setting that up - since among other things? It's considered Steve Jobs' last big project, and surely had all sorts of details of just how it was to be executed that are still being worked through. When that's finally finished and filled with staff? It would appear it gives Apple the chance to refocus efforts on the products it builds again, AND ability to hire a larger workforce to get things done.

      Apple has been sending signals recently that it has plans to offer a whole new "Pro" workstation, likely using modular construction. (Buy the "base" for X price, and then snap on upgrade modules to custom tailor it for your needs, like you'd snap on LEGO bricks.) They also took a lot of flack with the last new Macbook Pro offering.... including complaints about the inability for its new 3D video card to perform as it should due to thermal throttling, the lack of ports, and the lack of more than 16GB of RAM offered in its configurations. We're definitely seeing a "version 2" of it, to be announced shortly -- where Apple has hopefully done something to appease the market.

      On the lower end, rumors are saying the supposedly discontinued Macbook Air may get yet another revision. Quite frankly, this one makes a really good "standard issue corporate laptop" because it's stayed essentially the same since 2009. Companies that own lots of mag-safe adapters, USB to Ethernet adapters, and other accessories for them can recycle those investments as older Airs get replaced with newer revisions. And the price-point is attractively low, so you can give them to your "rank and file" employees without feeling like you're paying a huge "Apple tax" to do it. Sure, the LCD screen is way outdated with no "retina" resolution .... but lower res means objects are drawn bigger on that 13" screen, so less eyestrain for people. Battery life is quite good too. So it gets the job done.

      There's also potential to refresh the Mac Mini with something that sparks some interest again. (All the Windows PC micro-sized desktops like the Intel NUC prove it can be made a lot smaller. Maybe even a Mac Mini that looks just like an AppleTV?) These things are mostly being bought by people using them as single purpose kiosks or controllers of some sort -- so in this case, small size really is a practical "plus" to buying one.

      As for the iMac? I dislike the way Apple has trended towards making those less user upgradeable in recent years. But when you buy the high end configuration of them, they're still one of the better values in Macs, IMO. The 27" iMac gave you a 5K display as part of it, when nobody else was selling a stand alone 5K monitor for any less money. It was literally like getting the Mac free with the display purchase! Out of everything Apple sells, I think the iMac is the "staple" item they're still in the best position to keep selling without fears it's too outdated.... Just keep giving those the latest CPUs and GPUs, and they're going to continue to be good options for the audience interested in all-in-one computers.

    4. Re:Apple has made some HUGE mistakes. by swell · · Score: 2

      "Apple have virtually abandoned the computer market. They let Jony destroy their computer line and essentially handed the market to companies like RedHat"

      Oh, you think Apple users are flocking to RedHat? Have you any statistics about that? You seem to think that the world revolves around servers. And it does. But humans don't use servers any more than humans use electric utility distribution centers. Humans use laptops, iPads, iPhones, iMacs and maybe a few iPods and iPhones. And even Windows and Android. Humans conduct their daily business with computers of many kinds. Humans produce creative works with computers of many kinds, and often those computers come from Apple. Never, ever, RedHat.

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    5. Re:Apple has made some HUGE mistakes. by swell · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, Apple has been slow to incorporate the latest chips from suppliers. But there's more to the story.

      I just bought a 2 yr old iMac 27" retina 5K model with 3TB Fusion drive and fast GPU with 4GB RAM and a year remaining on the extended warranty. I could have bought 5 new Linux machines or 3 average Windows machines for the price. I'm not a gamer- this will last me for many years. My newest other Mac is 5 years old, my previous primary Mac is ten, and my emergency standby Mac is 15 years old and they perform adequately with Office, Adobe, Final Cut Pro and Filemaker. When we talk about Macs being outdated, we're talking about them not having the latest processor, the fastest speed, the latest GPU ...

      but nobody mentions the OS. Macs are pretty solid. Not just resisting malware, but resisting most glitches. Macs are easy to use for ordinary people who just want to get something done. Because of the OS, I would prefer a five year old Mac to a new Windows or Linux computer regardless of its 'state of the art' chip technology. It may cost me 500 milliseconds with every task, but it won't crash and cost me hours or days.

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    6. Re:Apple has made some HUGE mistakes. by DougReed · · Score: 1

      I did not say USERS were switching to Linux... I said they pretty much missed a huge opportunity with the server market. Sit in any airport or Starbucks and there are often more Macs than Windoze boxes... I am a heavy mac user, but I simply said they have made some serious mistakes, and now that you mention it... Jony Ive is making a mess out of their User market too. Safari gets worse HTML5TEST scores than M$ Edge! The Mag-safe power adapter was genius, so naturally Jony killed it and replaced it with something that would damage the machine if you tripped over it. My top-of-the-line $4,000 iMac crashes sometimes... My older iMac never does. The new Macbooks have me wondering if I might need to look for an alternative next time because I don't care about that silly magic strip across the top of the keyboard, but I prefer using the Wired connection when I am sitting on my desk, and the new Macbook has no Ethernet port, and not enough ports to use for power, backup drive connections, power cables .... In short the new Macbook Pro barely meets my needs.

    7. Re:Apple has made some HUGE mistakes. by swell · · Score: 1

      Hi Doug. Servers are appliances, commodity items like pork bellies. Difficult to distinguish one from another in a remote lonely server farm. Apple isn't interested in that. Apple is interested in consumer friendly items with style. Fashion is important to them. And don't tell me your $4K iMac crashes after I just bought one! My 10 year old iMac ran continuously all that time with reboots 2-3 times a year to install updates. My TiBook is neglected but it still works. One of my Newton MessagePads, however, seems to be dead. (Not a Jobs or Ive product) I've never used Safari, Mail, iPhoto, iWork, ... hardly any Apple software because much of it tries to lock you into their system. I have hundreds of ClarisWorks/AppleWorks files that I can't read any more. I use iTunes, but I don't allow it to 'organize' my music files.

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  29. Re:In over seven years, they haven't even been abl by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

    Apple doesn't have to innovate currently, they have the most loyal customers.

    That's the reason they won't come up with the next big thing. Same reason the telcos couldn't take over cloud computing. all they looked at was how to best server their existing locked-in customer base. Cable Television was in prime position to take over the internet, but they couldn't forgo the massive profits of over-charging for useless content and they didn't push back against ESPN's usurious rates.

  30. Making it real by globaljustin · · Score: 2

    Many people here are saying things like "Apple/Woz hasn't innovated since [insert really old Apple product]" and it is not true.

    Part of "innovation" is closing the loop and making it happen.

    That's what I think Woz has in mind when he said this:

    their founders create the products they really want, without the dilution that occurs with multiple decision-makers

    Good ideas die in meetings ('to thunderous applause') in other words. Big companies are difficult to make things happen in. It's practically by design. The whole point of a publicly held company is that it will generate reliable returns and/or keep a stable, growing stock price.

    Woz sees that happening at Tesla. I'm not sure if I completely agree with him there (they do have cool robot factories), but I can see why he'd say that.

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  31. Re: It's not "too big", it's missing Jobs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have 300 billion in cash, and they add $50 billion to that pile every year. I don't think they are going away. They have loyal customers unlike any other company. They just need to keep doing design tweaks and releasing the iPhone. Even if Mickey Mouse (and he doesn't, btw) ran the company you can't blow that kind of money.

  32. Re:well the mac was legitimately the next big thin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And apple takes Googles money to be the default search on ios. So apple sells you out to Google anyways. apple is just a tech middle man.

  33. Re:Fuck Woz by ogdenk · · Score: 1

    When you build your own computing platform from the ground up without Google at your disposal.... you get to have an opinion. Once you have to fame, money and nerd street-cred.... who really gives a shit what you've done lately? He's probably forgotten more than you'll ever know about electronics engineering.

  34. More guessing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to me this is just one person's opinion and nothing more. Apple is so far from what it was when Woz even worked there. Tesla has yet to prove it can really make money so betting on them is not so great either. Take money to innovate and create the next big thing. Just read a survey from car buyers that over 52% said they wouldn't even consider a hybrid or all electric. Apple may not be the developer of the next big thing, but clearly they make gobs of money which is really all a company needs to do. If its current product line does that, who cares about innovation.

  35. heh heh troll by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Oh noes, I said something bad about Apple in your safe space!

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  36. but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought we had all been sent the memo that vr/ar is the next big thing !!
    The next big thing lies in the hands of the public,you can come up with the most innovative,brilliant,cheap device,if the public don't care,it's finished..
    See 3d tv,vr/ar etc etc ..

  37. Re:well the mac was legitimately the next big thin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm getting updates for my Moto G 2014 regularly now from LineageOS

    See this is what is wrong with the Linux community, hundreds of different distributions all propagated by inherent NIH syndrome. And yet somehow with all these hundreds of attempts there's still nothing decent and the same is happening with Android, hey you should run Cyanogen or Paranoid Android or LineageOS or CopperheadOS or SmartisanOS or whateverOS that will undoubtedly have been announced as yet-another-android-distribution by the time Im finished typing this.

  38. Misjudging the criterion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woz is skilled at breadboarding. He is not skilled at analysing corporations. Apple stock is up ~50% in a single year ($88 when I pounded the table to $154 now). It could possibly be they are doing something right.

    1. Re:Misjudging the criterion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple is currently at such an unfortunate position that they don't need to do something right. They just need avoid doing something totally colossally horrifically idiotic that will bankrupt them immediately and I can't even think of what that could be.

      Poor Apple.

  39. I love Woz, but... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    How is the view from the sidelines, Woz? I mean, the guy did some amazing things and he is a great advocate and philanthropist, I won't deny any of that. But it's real easy to be critical of a company that you have no part in, outside of your stock holdings and a yearly stipend. It just feels like sour grapes to me. What's your next big thing, Woz?

    1. Re:I love Woz, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's ad hominem.

  40. Well, lots have tried and only one succeeded. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    So I guess it's pretty hard.

  41. iPod, iPhone, iPad: 3 game-changing products. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    All three of them originated from Apple when it was already a big company.

    1. Re:iPod, iPhone, iPad: 3 game-changing products. by TheEden · · Score: 1

      Yes, products, not ideas. Mp3 players, PDAs and pad computers existed before Apple turned those into a cult. That said, if Apple actually created (as in pantented) ideas behind those devices, they would sue the hell out of anyone trying to do the same. Apple is really good at marketing and making people think they want their stuff.
      It's not really innovation though, just very efficient business strategy.

  42. So...Apple is doomed? Got it. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    This is the sort of brilliant forward-thinking analysis I come to /. for.

  43. It's the numbers, not creativity by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I believe Woz is mostly right, but the reason is somewhat different. Most startups fail, probably around to 80% or 90% after 10 years. They do a lot of trial and error but mostly error (flopping). An established company cannot usually afford experimental R&D that fails 90% of the time. Who would let you run an R&D department with a 10% success rate?

    Thus it's not that big co's cannot innovate, it's that innovation requires high-risk investors, perhaps suckers even, who are willing to (or inadvertently) absorb mass failures.

    1. Re: It's the numbers, not creativity by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      R&D is a tax write off. Companies get bought for their tax loss benefits.

    2. Re:It's the numbers, not creativity by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Thus it's not that big co's cannot innovate, it's that innovation requires high-risk investors, perhaps suckers even, who are willing to (or inadvertently) absorb mass failures.

      Apple does a lot of products internally and then kills them because they don't think they will be proven-winners in the market.

      Apple is so afraid of failure that it doesn't get any big wins anymore. They're unwilling to take the risks they need to in order to do that.

      And as a business they're so damn successful that maybe they'd be foolish to be an innovator at this point. The remaining question is if they will always be this successful with this strategy, and if not if it will be too late to change . I mean, who wants to go work at Apple at this point? There are costs to not failing as well.

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  44. Apple doesnt need to by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Apple doesn't need to come up with the next big thing. They just need everybody to think they've come up with the next big thing. Which, by the way, they are very very good at. And they've got 300 billion in the bank to prove it. Apple has, in public perception, made the perfect transition from technology company to Fashion Brand without anybody really noticing.
    As one expert put it a few weeks ago: There isnt a Market for smartwatches, there is a market for the apple watch. No other company could pull a stunt like that and get away with it.

    Yes they build innovative tech, but only as a means to their end. Their end is selling flashy products, tech innovation is just their way of achieving that goal.

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  45. Companies run by their founders by hambone142 · · Score: 1

    Companies run by founders tend to take more risks and often come up with disruptive technology products.

    Cases in point were Apple, Hewlett-Packard, Cray, Tesla, Microsoft, Tandem Computers, Amazon, Oracle, eBay, etc.

    Once they go public and the founders retire, quit, die or get terminated, the companies tend to be run by MBAs that don't have the ability to invent. In theory, they should delegate the tasks to those who do know but it's been my observation that the MBAs just tend to acquire companies, run them in to the ground and do anything to make the next quarterly report look good.

  46. Big Companies Buy Smaller Ones and That's OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's nothing wrong with being a large company with capital to invest. In fact, this can be an ideal position for those with the knowledge and expertise to make acquisitions. Apple doesn't need to come up with the next great idea if they can buy the startup when it comes along. This is the strategy that Facebook has been using and it has arguably worked quite well because honestly most startup founders are looking for an exit. Founders like Zuckerberg, who are clearly doing it for reasons other than money, are the exception but they're much rarer than the average startup which is happy to be acquired at the right price. Apple has enormous amounts of cash on hand and access to large amounts of very cheap credit via the bond markets when they want to borrow, which they have preferred in the past because interest rates are low and debt is more tax efficient in the United States than repatriating foreign profits and taking the 39% (headline rate) haircut.

  47. Woman at D-Day in Normandy by DrYak · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Army used to be made of REAL MEN. It's a disgrace what its become. Could you imagine someone like Chelsea Manning storming the beaches of Normandy?

    Actually, speaking of D-day, there wren't only REAL MEN storming on the beaches of Normany - e.g.: Martha Ghellhorn, Ernest Hemingway's ex-wife (though a natural-born woman, but still definitely not a REAL MAN) managed to be among the first waves on the beach (even before her ex-husband) by first hiding on a boat and then disguising as a combat medic (though her actual profession was war journalist).
    There *WAS DEFINITELY* a pair of boobs under one of the uniforms running on the beaches of Normandy.

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  48. What has he done in the past 20 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously.

    Other than dating that redhead comedian I cannot remember a single thing. He says he's a proponent of open source, but do we have any commit logs under his name?

    The Woz may have been something 30-40 years ago, but much like Carmack and Romero he is a dinosaur from another time, having lost his relevancy by not adapting, and instead choosing to (socially) die.

  49. Rockstar immunity by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    Any other employee would probably be fired, or at least admonished, for such spontaneous PR.

  50. Woz *should* be criticizing Apple though! by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    The fact is, Woz comes from the breed of "garage engineers / tinkerers" which help make startup businesses famous .... not mega-corps who care about style over substance and who make as much money reselling entertainment created by other artists as building the tools that help artists make original content.

    Many of the great computer companies were formed because of engineering-minded innovators. HP, for example -- where both founders were focused on scientific test equipment and computers as useful analytical tools. Certainly, one could say the same about IBM, back in the day.

    Unfortunately, there's the inevitable trend towards catering to the masses, including chasing trends and pop-culture. That does seem to guarantee a continued revenue stream, but squashes real innovation.

    Today's Apple can be summed up by looking at the software "change list" for something like the latest major iOS update. Prominent new features include emojis and animated icons in the iMessages chat program. "Details" so minor, they're not typically mentioned include replacing the entire core file system with a new one!

  51. What if Jobs..... by unixisc · · Score: 1

    It's not like Jobs never did anything in the absence of Woz. When he formed Next, Inc, he didn't have any of the big names w/ him, but built that company from scratch. Ultimately, it became viable enough that when Apple kept slipping on the delivery of Copland, they ultimately acquired Next, and Jobs w/ it.

    Yeah, they could have purchased Be, Inc. instead, and history would have been different. Next may then have ended up maybe as a part of Sun or SGI or HP.

  52. Apple was never about that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know to a lot of people Apple is this big innovator that invented the mp3 player & the smart phone. But Apple didnt invent those things. Apple doesnt come up with new ideas. All it does is take other peoples ideas, put some lipstick on it & patent the "look and feel" & market the hell out of them.

    Apple has never really been an innovator in any field other than marketing.

  53. washed up by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

    they're not too big. they're washed up and void of innovation. amazon keeps coming up with crazy stuff. changing direction every few years to invent the next big thing. they started as selling books. then they became the largest online retailer, and now they sell infrastructure/cloud space?

  54. Sad, tired, pathetic rationalization. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    Name a single "innovation" from any company and I will [easily] show how that was an incremental step from some previous idea. This notion that new technology has to be "completely new and not based on any previous tech" is a BS concept that is only ever applied to Apple. There has literally been no new technology ever by that definition.

    If the word "innovation" has any meaning at all, then it simply has to apply to the seminal products that launched entirely new categories of electronics.

    1. Re:Sad, tired, pathetic rationalization. by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      I agree, including the part about "if innovation has any meaning at all"; and I think it pretty much doesn't by the very definition you gave.

      Launching a new category of product is great. But did not require any spectacularly new technology. If someone else creates something else similar, with their own effort, their own code, their own hardware, etc then they shouldn't be prevented from entering the market.

      The BS concept should not only apply to Apple, but it certainly should apply to Apple.

      Technology moves rapidly largely because development of competing products, and overlapping leap frogging of innovations is unimpeded.

      Just to make clear where I come from: I was a card carrying Apple fanboy back in the 80's and most of the 90's when Apple was a great company. Innovations that the rest of the industry struggled to keep pace with. Now Apple is about fashion and design not about technology. This is obvious when patents are on things like rounded rectangles, slide to unlock and bouncy scrolling. Today? I think the world would be better off without Apple, which is sad because of my fondness for the Apple that once was.

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  55. Thank you captain obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is all