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  1. Re:The market can handle this on Popular Pesticides Keep Bumblebees From Laying Eggs (npr.org) · · Score: -1

    Retard, all food crops have been bred for the past 10000 years by humans to bear LARGER FRUITS which attracts pests and to be EASILY ACCESSIBLE which also attracts pests. The entire world, oh, let's say midwest USA, all of Canada, Ukraine, etc. hey, let's throw in my Brasil too, is not a "Mediterranean environment" as you might hope. So you go back to eating your corn that is size of thumb nail and eating beans with a 1mm shell that cannot be cooked through and picking peas that cannot be taken out of their pods. I will use pesticides!

  2. Re:The market can handle this on Popular Pesticides Keep Bumblebees From Laying Eggs (npr.org) · · Score: -1

    This thread sucks. So here's Jack Nicholson ordering a suit. Enjoy. The background effects are INSANE.

  3. Re: Demoncrats lost their sense of humor on Russian Group That Hacked DNC Used NSA Attack Code In Attack On Hotels (arstechnica.com) · · Score: -1

    I fantasize to the image of a Shirtless Putin in a dark Petrograd Soviet warehouse hammering at his Cherry mechanical keyboard literally hacking into America every night. When he jumps up and says I AM INVIENSSSSABLE! I pop my load, all 0.75cc of it. Then I go accept another fake news "anonymous" submission. -: BeauHD :-

  4. Re:the brat stop can use more people eating there! on Wisconsin Won't Break Even On Foxconn Plant Deal For Over Two Decades (theverge.com) · · Score: -1

    u are the dooshnozzle u idiot kanosha is a GHOST TOWN because the "american motors company" owned by BIG CORPORATIONS is dead because for once a big corporation died. I am surprised people have enough money to waste at restaurants.

    U are the fool.

    ..-=^_x_^=\: BeauHD :/=^_x_^=-..

  5. Re:the brat stop can use more people eating there! on Wisconsin Won't Break Even On Foxconn Plant Deal For Over Two Decades (theverge.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    Shut up. If u dont have anything informative to say then dont say it.

    ..-=^x^=\ BeauHD /=^x^=-..

  6. Re:typo in title on Can Primordial Black Holes Alone Account For Dark Matter? · · Score: -1, Troll

    ok so this is what happening,
    my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

    Heres some background:
    see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 20, the girls are 15) and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I hepled her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a doosh ... anywayz So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex "no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 ps4 games if you say yes" So I gave her lovers in a dangerous space time & GTA5 and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred. Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i read on scarletteen saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly. Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my viginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so I microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it. I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me.

    Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another ps4 game?


    -Beau-

  7. Donald TRUMP is Wicked Monsanto SUPPORTER on Monsanto Leaks Suggest It Tried To Kill Cancer Research On Roundup Weed Killer (rt.com) · · Score: -1

    Donald TRUMP is responsible for big business and big pharma. Remove him NOW and appoint Hillary to Her Throne.

    --Beau--

  8. Re:so frustrating would it be on The Myth of Drug Expiration Dates (propublica.org) · · Score: -1

    All lies. Preservative in these products was found to keep all liver damage occurrences down!

    --BEAU

  9. SUCK A CHOAD, BEAUHD! on 24 Cores and the Mouse Won't Move: Engineer Diagnoses Windows 10 Bug (wordpress.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    ...with the mouse frequently becoming stuck for a little over one second. This would be unsurprising if all cores were pegged at 100%...

    Pegged. NICE. Do you like being pegged by your boyfriend? One dildo plus the penis into the same hole? Now that I have your attention!

    Dear MILLENIAL MORON! Why would this be SURPRISING? It is the operating system's task to schedule things. FOURTY-EIGHT CORES. Once you make it to high school, perhaps you will be able to comprehend the basic concepts of OS SCHEDULING. There is NO REASON--and has NEVER been a reason--that in a general purpose OS the UI would ever hang up by default.

    Is Beau huffing PETROL FUMES?

    Logged-in user captcha: weetodded

  10. Go suck a tailpipe, jump off a bridge, whatever.

    I am Beau, and I agree with this message.

    --Beau

  11. Re:Does this predict ruling? on Supreme Court Partially Revives Travel Ban, Will Hear Appeal (bloomberg.com) · · Score: -1

    Depends on how packed TRUMP makes the Supreme Court. Here is a Chinese Company's take on it. Half of the Supreme Court will knock it out knowing it will kill international trade. The other half either installed or paid off by Russians will follow through with TRUMP's directions.

  12. "The US Government Wants..." on The US Government Wants To Permanently Legalize the Right To Repair (vice.com) · · Score: -1

    Hey Beau, go impale yourself on some new bamboo "born" off the rhizome. Where did the US Government spokesman say this? Why should ANY of us give into the US government's whims? What ever happened to the populace deciding the direction of society rather than the Government or US Corporations?

    I mean...I'm With Her. Or Make America Great Again, one Trump slam at a time! (I voted for Stein.)

    --(the REAL) Beau--

  13. Re:Ban Wookie Immigration on Ron Howard Steps In To Direct Han Solo Movie (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 0

    Keep "Hand Solo if you KNOW what I MEAN" out of the Star Wars Universe!

  14. This is funny. Big corporations = Big evil.

  15. Re:the closer you are.. on Facebook Has a New Mission: Bring the World Closer Together (cnn.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    Reminds me of this mission statement...

    GNAA leverages core skillsets and world-class team synergy through sodomy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

  16. Re:I don't think so. on If It Uses Electricity, It Will Connect To the Internet: F-Secure's CRO (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 0, Troll

    We use our toaster often, but unplug it when we're not using it. If our toaster was Internet-connected, would we need to wait for it to boot up before we could make some toast? Because if that's the case, I'll do what you do and buy a non-Internet-connected toaster or not connect it to my home network. (If the toaster requires Internet connectivity to make toast, it will be returned ASAP and I'd post a warning online to keep others from buying that model.)

    Oh, ye of little imaginationne!

    You'd give that 0.0005 seconds of your life up if that toaster had sensors in it to be sure that your toast was not burnt and not underdone *every* time you made toast. Ever stand there for ten minutes wasting away just trying to get that perfect slice? This is where you will buy an "Internet Toaster" and the tech will win.

    -=# Beau $=-
    (senior Editor)

  17. Re: It doesn't look good for I.T. on Trump Promises a Federal Technology Overhaul To Save $1 Trillion (technologyreview.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Donald TRUMP is going to "save" USD $1T by awarding contracts to his Russian cronies. It is as simple as that. He is going to gut the EPA, NASA, the Department of Education, Congress, HUD, Social Security, things like NPR, and so forth while pulling a switcharoo and patting Putin on the back. We will probably even buy ICBMs from Russia which won't work when we need them just to save money.

    Putin has TRUMP under his fingernails, or rather, his tiger-claws. If old small hands can get a super model housewives and flaunt it in front of the world that he actually married Russians, he has pulled out all the stops and the world is going to end at some point under his supreme reign.

    -=-\ Beau /-=-

  18. Re:easy to clip this on to a bill banning burner p on A Colorado Group Wants To Ban Smartphones For Kids (apnews.com) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The thinking is that technology interferes with creativity and young minds learn best through movement, hands-on tasks, and human-to-human interaction. Take for instance Waldorf schools. Students at these schools are gaining math, patterning, and problem-solving skills by knitting socks. They aren’t exposed to fractions through a computer program. Instead they learn about halves and quarters by cutting up food. Sounds a bit like summer camp? Well, yes, but parents in Los Altos and at over 150 similar schools across the country say the Waldorf method works and they’re sending their kids to top colleges, from Oberlin to Berkeley. That's my five-and-one-half-cents!

  19. Re:That makes me MAD! on Google Fights Bay Area Housing Prices With Pre-Fab Housing (siliconvalley.com) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I live in Hayward, just across the bay from Facebook and Google. If I were offered a job at either of them I would consider turning it down solely because of the commute problem in this area. In nominal conditions I can make it to Stanford Hospital in about 43.6 minutes. In commute conditions without access to the commuter lane that can stretch to 2 hours or more.

    Would 300 units even make a dent in the problem? The Google lunch area alone (been there) accommodates several times that number. At best this would be temporary accommodations.

    And the problem with temporary accommodations is that they tend to turn into permanent accommodations. And it is rarely very pretty.

  20. Re:ISIS? Are they still around? on Pentagon Cyberweapons 'Disappointing' Against ISIS (nytimes.com) · · Score: -1

    Dear HRC 2020 forum troll kept on retainer by Soros et al.:

    I suggest that you go sodomize yourselves with retractable batons. Rather than dropping pallet loads of cash for Al-CIA-duh and providing them with weapons to keep them alive to have an excuse to stay in the Middle East, bonehead Trump has done at least one thing right by actually trying to fight them.

    I mean, it's great. HRC wanted Stevens dead at Benghazi because he was about to get a lot of people's attention with what HRC was doing. He was about to notify her that they could get some of those weapons back. And what did she do? She had him murdered.

  21. Re:HILLARY SHOULD OF WON on Congressman Steve Scalise Among 5 Shot at Baseball Field (nytimes.com) · · Score: 0

    This reminded me immediately of the Gabby Gifford's shooting. Wacko targeting politician. This guy was a Bernie so maybe he got tired of being called "snowflake" during Facebook rants. I don't think there's a solution here. Whether or not you're for or against gun control (full disclosure: against for the most part) that is the genie already out of the bottle approach. Said genie is very well armed so keep your hands in plain sight if you're bringing the bottle around.

    The Republicans started this preach violence for political gain thing after Reagan lost, it seems the far left recreational rioters have been getting lots of press for it lately and the six month Hillary Dreams hissy fits and tantrums after the election probably haven't helped.

    There's gonna be more shootings for a while, maybe even some armed violence. If Antifa want to shoot it out occasionally with some right wing cosplay militia types let's hope that the fewest cops and civilians get injured. No one said this civil society thing was always gonna be MTV and Netflix and chill. This has been coming since the Civil Rights Act at least. We'd be seeing even more of it earlier if Hillary had won but it's a boil starting to burst.

  22. Re: Answer: Russians on Why Ethereum Is Outpacing Bitcoin (venturebeat.com) · · Score: -1

    But since the KGB is gone

    What kind of fool do you take us for?

    #__: Beau: __#
    (senior Editor)

  23. Re: Answer: Russians on Why Ethereum Is Outpacing Bitcoin (venturebeat.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    If we do not IMPEACH TRUMP right now we will never go back to where we are now. The Russians and Chinese will swap way of life with NAFTA nations and this willn't be pretty. Ivanaka and Melania are up to things behind our backs, possible KGB programing or programming by corporate interests like the COAL INDUSTRY. We need to keep a close "eye" on TRUMP because he will sell America out to global warming.

    .-= Beau =-.
    (senior editor)

  24. Soros is a SCAM! on Report Reveals In-App Purchase Scams In the App Store (macrumors.com) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    As seen here. Megyn Kelly, LOL. Ivanka Trump is a KGB agent. Donald TRUMP will declare war against progress.

  25. Re:Hit to the brand on Sharp To Americans: You Don't Want to Buy a Sharp-Brand TV (wsj.com) · · Score: 0

    Or any of the new James Bond movies. That screeching ape Adele bellows all the theme songs now. Sheena Easton, sure, Nancy Sinatra, sure, Gladys Knight, absolutely! But that dying beached whale Adele with a voice like sand in a blender going from HIGH to the CHOP setting. Sheeze, people, get some taste.